Dirty Little Secret - That's not going to polish out

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jules dirty little secret.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hello, Hello, hey you have a dirty little secret. Yeah, yeah,
that you have a secret. Yes, yes, sweet? Is that
we didn't land on the moon?

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Oh well I was going to get to that, but
I got to steal my punchlines. I guess one that
I did want to my chest, which is uh so okay.
So I have a buddy that works at a car
dealership and he's like one of their top sales guys.
So him and the owner weblife on like a business

(00:39):
trip like trade show kind of thing, and he let
me borrow his car, and uh, while they were gone
in his car is really nice. It's like an suvality
that fully loaded. When you open door.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
German Engineer album just displays like on the ground like
that night really sweet.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
You know, you get that new car smell. It's sick.

Speaker 4 (01:03):
So anyways, well, while I was ripping and running, the
definitely scratch the door, like hit the side of something
like a guardrail is really just annihilated annihilated it So.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
And those things are built like tanks. I'm surprised you
could do that.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
I really I was going for it, let's put it
that way. But but so, anyways, the point being is
not just as much that, but because he was out
of town.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
When I brought it back.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
And returned it. I brought it to the dealership and
he wasn't there. And when he got back he noticed
the thing is, you know, kind of destroyed on one
of his doors. He definitely noticed, but he doesn't know
it was me. It was yeah, well, uh, I didn't

(01:57):
really hear about it at first. Then he called me
and I was like, well, no, I brought it back.

Speaker 4 (02:02):
Everything fine.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
I did leave it with one of the one of
the sales guys, and I think he yeah, he drove
it back, you know, towards wherever you park your car
while you were out of town.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Dirty, So you blamed the sales guy, yes, yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:18):
Well yeah, and then the sales guy was like he
was able to show that he didn't because he was looking.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
They had to look at the cameras and stuff.

Speaker 4 (02:28):
But then I blamed this other.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Guy and that guy was getting fired.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Oh yeah, don't you feel bad about that?

Speaker 1 (02:37):
I mean, I don't feel great. That's why I'm trying
to get it off my chest.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little go ahead.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
Well, just one other thing is that it actually wasn't
my friend's car one of their test drive cars and
my buddy let me drive it without.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Telling the owner company, So now he's actually really the
water too, Oh.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
All because, and you're still not going to take any
ownership for it?

Speaker 1 (03:05):
Oh absolutely not.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
You welcome.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Yeah, be more careful next time you're ripping what do
you say? Ripping in?

Speaker 1 (03:17):
What?

Speaker 2 (03:18):
Ripping? And running? Baby? Take care? What's your dirty little secret?