Dirty Little Secret - The Hacker Sister: A Birthday Party Revenge Gone Secret

On this episode of Dirty Little Secrets, one caller reveals a shocking confession: a hidden life as a genius hacker. After years of teasing from her brother, she’s taken matters into her own hands—quietly siphoning money from his bank account every month. From sibling rivalry to high-tech mischief, this story will make you rethink family dynamics and just how far someone might go for a little payback.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
A dirty little secret. Hello, Hello, you have a dirty
little secret? Uh? Yeah, I do. Sweet is it? Okay?
So basically I am secretly a genius hacker. N Yeah,
I learned when I was younger, and I was always

(00:24):
really into coding, and I have a gift for it,
I'll just say that. And I know a lot of
tricks of the trade in my entire life. My brother
has pretty much teased me for this and sort of,
you know, especially when I was younger, just of course
said all the things about I was a nerd and
a geek and a loser and all of that, and

(00:47):
I just whatever, it is, what it is. And now
I'm an adult and I don't even think he realizes
my capabilities, if you will. And recently he had been
making a lot of at me, specifically at my birthday party.
A couple months ago, he and his wife announced that

(01:07):
they were having a baby, which is exciting and that's great,
but yeah, it was so clear that he did this
to overshadow me and be on my birthday, like at
my party. So after all these years, that was just
sort of the straw that broke the camel's back. And
I have decided. I decided in that moment to do

(01:31):
something a little crazy. But I actually have hacked into
his bank account and every month I have gone in
and I have deducted five hundred dollars from his account.
And the way I'm doing it is, I know when
he gets paid from his job, it's like a direct deposit,

(01:52):
and I essentially am just taking it out like from
that payment, so that he never even really sees it,
and he probably just thinks that that extra money has
gone into, you know, for one K or you know,
he's not even thinking that he's missing it, basically. And
I've been getting away with this now for a couple
of months, and I plan on doing it for a

(02:14):
while longer, and even in the new year, I'm considering
doubling it. Oh wow, just went up. Yep, never underestimate
your little sister, I'm telling you, well, thank you for
telling us your dirty little secret. Yep. Being a bully
it comes back around. So watch out, bully. What's your

(02:37):
dirty little secret?