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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh, like what when people say it's okay to talk
to yourself as long as you.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Don't talk back, I'd be like, what, I'm going to
answer myself every single time?
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Who else is gonna answers?
Speaker 4 (00:11):
The Jubile Show and what's the worst dating advice You've
ever gotten? Let's face it, people love giving unsolicited advice,
especially when it comes to dating. And sometimes it's be like, Bro,
you're working on your sixth divorce. Why would I ever
listen to you about dating?
Speaker 3 (00:27):
He's made all the mistakes.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Yeah, I guess you know what, that's probably the best
person to listen to. We'll go over it next so
you can successfully find love or the cheap imitation that
you're looking for the worst dating advice people have ever gotten? Next,
it's The Jewel Show. What's the worst dating advice You've
ever gotten? It's the Jewel Show. It's hits one of
six point one. Mine was from my father when I
(00:49):
had a crush on the girl in fifth grade.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
He told me just slammer up against the walls, stick
your tongue down.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Her throat, and a man of the cloth. Oh wow,
Thankfully I knew that wasn't the move, so instead I
gave her chocolate bars with little love notes in them,
but because I opened the wrapper and taped it close,
she wouldn't open them because she thought they might be poisoned.
So none of that worked out for me anyway.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Very smart.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
People love giving unsolicited advice, especially when it comes to dating,
and thanks to the Internet, a threat is going viral
of people sharing the worst dating advice that people have
given them. So we'll go over it right now and
tell you what the number one is in just a second. Also,
if you've got some terrible edating advice that someone's given you,
calls up eighty eight three four three six or text
in four one o six one. But here's some terrible
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dating advice that people say you should not give to somebody.
No one wants to date someone with a child. My
grandmother would tell me that and say I was going
to die alone when I was young because I was
a newly divor single mother.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
Oh my goodness, that how rude is Well, every single forever,
nobody wants to take anybody with a kid.
Speaker 6 (02:13):
I mean, that's gotta be so hard though, to like
that that dating scene single kid, that's got to be
very difficult. Yeah, I can imagine, especially for women going
through that, it's just like it's a whole thing because
else men are lazy.
Speaker 7 (02:30):
But also you're already so hard on yourself with that stuff.
I feel like having Grandma also in the back seat
tell you.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
That that doesn't help at all.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
We're going over a thread of the worst dating advice
that people have gotten.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Love will conquer all.
Speaker 6 (02:43):
No, that's just setting a stuff for the fairytale nonsense.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Yeah, failure.
Speaker 6 (02:48):
Yeah, love is not the whole answer, is it isn't.
I'm telling you because you also need communication, and you
need good time management and you love.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Okay, Victoria is doomed.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
To say don't settle is more bad dating advice. I
guess sometimes you just have to set her does not
to say. When you say don't settle, you become a judge.
Become a judge, and your date is there to prove
something to you. Instead of not settling, just turn it
into a positive. Look for green flags and pay attention
to how they make you feel rather than well, I
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guess you'll do.
Speaker 6 (03:26):
I saw hilarious TikTok the other day. This girl was
taking a tape measure on her dates. Why because these
guys are like, yeah, I'm six foot or I'm six
three or whatever, and she'd say and she clearly she
knew that they were not, and she'd she's like, oh,
how tall are you on the date? And then they'd
be like, oh, I'm I'm sixwch She's like, let's measure.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
And the guys are always like, well, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (03:47):
I don't know, and I don't know why guys lie
about something so obvious. But we can see how tall
you are.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Yeah, it's very obvious. I think some guys actually think
they're that tall, right, They've told themselves enough lies. I
ever matter.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
I used to work with the guys like an inch
taller me, and he said he was five to ten
and I'm like, there's no way you're five ten. I
think you fully believed it, though I'm like five eight five,
depending on full weear five eight. Another piece of bad
dating advice, you can you can fix someone, oh, tating
advice that somebody's gotten.
Speaker 6 (04:18):
Why would you tell someone that, Yeah, No, you can't
fix anybody. They got it. They're that Yeah, people need
to fix themselves. Also, if you're gonna be with somebody,
you should be pretty happy with who they are not
try to fix them or change them. Sure, like there's
some behavior and communication stuff that you can work together on,
but ultimately you should like the person you're with and
not try to change who they are.
Speaker 7 (04:38):
Also, I'm just thinking the person who told this advice,
I'm seeing like them in a relationship and looking at
your friend and be like it's okay, Like, but you
can fix him. Like none of my friends would be
like you can fix him. They'd be like, run, you
can't fix him, Like, just go find someone out.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
And you know it's because the dude is mega hot.
Oh yeah, there's mega hot. You can fix every other problem.
He's just pretty jack. I just have to fix them
a little bit.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Another piece of bad advice, stick to the apps ew.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
They say is bad dating advice.
Speaker 7 (05:11):
That is, it's terrible that have you seen the absolutely
I hate them.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Victoria's on Hinge all the time.
Speaker 7 (05:17):
Yeah I am, and I recently started like scrolling more
through it. But then it just makes you realize how
much I hate it because you don't know the person,
Like you're judging off of just what you see on
the profile, which I don't like because people that I
don't automatically swipe what is it right or left? Which
everyone to I may like him for his personality if
we talked for a little bit, right, Yeah, good to
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have to go on a date to like find him personality.
But I don't want to do like. I just want
to meet him at a bar and talk to him.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
You should start swiping on people you don't think are attractive. Oh,
I'm just hoping they have a personality.
Speaker 6 (05:47):
Oh, new challenge. You have to swipe positively on everyone.
We're gonna set you up on a bunch of dates.
And why find out what your true wants and desires
are in the dating space.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
I don't hate that, I do you. Let's do it.
Speaker 8 (06:03):
Go on.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Another piece of bad dating advice, according to the thread
that is going viral, is create a list of what
you want.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
They say, don't do.
Speaker 6 (06:11):
That, Oh, because you're just eliminating everything that you don't
know you want.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
It is true, I say people will be very specific
with the list of what they're looking for, and then
they will nitpick and eventually end up alone with a cat.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Maybe.
Speaker 7 (06:25):
Okay, first off, nothing wrong with that, but it is true.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Don't be so specific with your list. Also, have a
couple of things that are things that you say you
have to have in a person.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
But if you're five blue eyes finance, yeah we get it.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
If you're too specific with your list, then you're like
shutting off people you never know, and you might like,
you might actually like something that you would think would
be a negative about.
Speaker 7 (06:47):
A person, but then just trying to check boxes, like
you're going on that date to check the boxes versus
actually trying to get to another person.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
I feel like, sorry to hiccup.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
Another piece of bad advice they say for dating is
just wait for it to happen.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Yeah, zero effort.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
The truth is that everybody has busy lives and finding
the right person often requires a lot of kissing of frogs. Wait, what,
don't expect love to come to you? You have to
go find it.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
I don't want to do that though, I want to
come to me, right. That's selfish? Oh well, is it, brad?
Speaker 9 (07:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (07:18):
Also, the one I hate is if they wanted to,
they would. That's not true. People have whole lives happening that.
Speaker 7 (07:24):
It is true though, because if they did want to
do something, they would. If they want to make time
for you, they would.
Speaker 6 (07:29):
What if they actually can't and they need your support
in making their world.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Nor when you're at home petting your cat. Yes, wondering
if a guy's going to come knock on the door
and be like, Hi, my name is Jeff. I'm the
guy you thought about.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
I'd be like, oh my god. They wait for it
to happen. It's happening now. First I'd be concerned. How
do you get the building?
Speaker 10 (07:53):
Sir?
Speaker 3 (07:53):
You need to keep up just last name is Dahmer.
It's another jubile phone frame twenties.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Hello, yes, Hello, this is Ted Thibodeaux Collin from Travel.
I was looking for Charlotte.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
This is Charlotte.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Hey, Charlotte, how you doing? You' getting all excited for
your trip to Paris tomorrow?
Speaker 3 (08:22):
I am, I'm very excited, and you've looked over the itinerary.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
We have planned some great excursions for y'all and it
is going to be a fantastic trip.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Yeah, I looked over it. Everything looks really great, wonderful.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
So we are going to be picking you up from
the Fort Smith Regional Airport and then you'll be whisked away.
It's just about a forty minute drive to Paris where
you'll be staying.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
I'm sorry, Fort Smith, Yes, Fort Smith Regional Airport.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
I know it's a small airport, but it's the closest
one actually to Paris, Arkansas.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
So what made you choose whoa wha.
Speaker 8 (08:54):
Wha wait wait wait wait wait yes, no, no, I
think you're looking at the wrong itinerary.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
It's France, Arkansas.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
Well, it is funny that there's this town in Arkansas
that's called Paris, and there is a Paris in France. Yes,
but you are booked to go to Paris, Arkansas tomorrow.
Speaker 8 (09:10):
No, no, no, no, no, I'm going to Paris.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Why did you choose Paris, Arkansas for this vacation? I
didn't you have to fix as we leave tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
Yes, you do leave tomorrow, that's correct, And like I said,
we've arranged a fabulous shuttle to pick you up at
the Fort Smith Regional Airport. It's about a forty minute
drive to the hotel.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Minute yes, no, yes, sure.
Speaker 8 (09:35):
But the reservation that you sent me that there's a
view of the Eiffel Tower everything, yes, describes Paris.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
Yes, the view of the Eiffel Tower Park, which is
the main attraction in Paris, Arkansas. And we've actually arranged
two for you later on that day. Jed will pick
you up and then we'll take you to the task
of walk you around, show yo all the benches.
Speaker 11 (09:56):
I don't Jeb is going to pick me up and
show me benches.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Yes, the Eiffel Tower Park. It's the main attraction in Paris, Arkansas.
And they have some fabulous seating areas.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
He's going to.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
Walk you around, show you some of the benches and
the place you can see it, and then you're just
gonna be on your own for a little while.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Who are you traveling with?
Speaker 8 (10:14):
By the way, No, my husband and I are going
to Paris frank Arkansas. Yes, okay, look I'm looking at
the confirmation for the reservation.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Where is Jared.
Speaker 11 (10:26):
That's the person that sent me the correct reservation.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
I need to talk to him. Oh, well, he does
not work here anymore. This has since been passed to me.
We found out that Jared was not actually booking things
for people. He was sending itineraries, but they weren't real.
So they passed along to me. They said, you need
to book this trip to Paris asap. So I went
ahead and just did everything, and now I just want
to go is.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Did everything wrong?
Speaker 10 (10:50):
It's wrong?
Speaker 4 (10:51):
Well, I don't know what will be wrong about you
off book to go to Paris tomorrow? Is staying at a
fabulous motel six, you know, two of the Paris, Arkansas
park to somebody. You're gonna eat some barbecue. Had a
great barbecue place that night. There's not many options. The
barbecue place is a Denny's. I hope that's no.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Oh my god, Denny's. Yes, very romantic. Why would we
go to Paris, Arkansas? With all due respect?
Speaker 4 (11:16):
Can I be candid with you, Charlotte, No, it doesn't
sound like you're given Paris, Arkansas enough of a chance.
Speaker 11 (11:26):
I don't want to go to Arkansas, leave the country.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Is it Arkansas for love us? What is it on
the license plate? Which license plate is it that's for
love us?
Speaker 9 (11:37):
You know?
Speaker 4 (11:38):
I thought it was Paris, but maybe it's Pennsylvania. Either way,
it should be very romanticis No?
Speaker 11 (11:45):
I'm not going to Paris, Arkansas to walk around some
park to look at benches with some guy named Jeb
and a romantic dinner at Denny's and we stay at
the Motel six.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
No thing?
Speaker 4 (11:57):
Okay, Well, then I'll just let you know that this
is a prank phone call. This is actually Jubal from
the Jewbeil Show doing a phone prank on you and
your husband Devin set you home. Oh my god, he
said that you guys leave from Paris tomorrow. I wanted
to mess with you.
Speaker 12 (12:12):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
I was like, no, I was freaking out.
Speaker 11 (12:17):
I'm like, I've been planning for this and looking forward
to this. Oh my god, wake up every morning with
Jubal phone pranks.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
It's time for What's Trending with Nina. Nina is out today,
so producer Brad has your trending. I've got your back,
get your notes out. It's a trending full of warnings.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
I don't believe you. Heart attacks are trending? What really?
Speaker 12 (12:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (12:40):
More people under forty getting heart attacks? Really, so that's trending.
That's a lot of fun. There's some speculation it's related
to the pandemic and like long lasting effects from all
the different things that people went through during that, but
the link isn't proven. But they're just saying, hey, people
are changing, bodies are changing. Reduce your risk, exercise, eat
a healthy eye, it full of fresh fruits, vegetables, whole grains,
(13:02):
and limiting red meat.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Wait limiting red meat that red meat is good for you.
Speaker 6 (13:06):
Yeah, in like in chunks, like in moderation. That's a
better word than chunks. Thank you, Victoria.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
A burger a day instead of five burgers. I wouldn't
even go full burger a day away. I don't think
that's true. I don't think of doctors. That was said
that we are not medical professionals.
Speaker 6 (13:24):
Yeah, but if you're not gonna eat red meat, you
gotta be careful what kind of meat you eat.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Because no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 6 (13:35):
No no, there's a lasteria outbreak coming from Delis.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Really seriously, what do you get that from from the
meat at the deli? What kind of meat all the meats?
Speaker 6 (13:49):
CDC is issued a warning they have no idea which
meat where no recalls have had They got no clue
anywhere of Deli's awful. They knows that two people have
unfortunately passed away in twenty eight people have been hospitalized.
Recommendation is to not eat Delli meat for a minute. Okay,
I like Deli meat. Do you like it more than life? Victorian?
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Deli is life.
Speaker 6 (14:17):
Sandwiches where I'm like, yeah, like, go out after that
one that was so good? Does cooking like if you
cooked your deli meat. I'll just squawk with me on this.
If you cooked your deli meat, would that get rid
of listeria? Is this one of those types of things
like you know how like salmonila you can get you
can cook it out of there?
Speaker 3 (14:33):
I think, I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 6 (14:35):
I am not a professional medical person. You should not
be giving I'm not I'm asking.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
Questions here, Victoria. I'm not giving advice. Yeah, but can
you cook the listeria?
Speaker 13 (14:44):
No?
Speaker 3 (14:45):
No, no, no, no, no no out of meat? That is
the question.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
It comes from contaminated soil or contaminated fertilizer, fertilizer meat.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
What do you think? What do you think meat eats? Yeah,
I'm so sorry. Okay, meat eats vegetables and cowsy vegetab.
Speaker 6 (15:05):
Or whatever the meats are. All right, I'll give you your
final warning. Pictures of little Prince George were released by
Kate Middleton and he's cute as a button.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
He is so cute.
Speaker 6 (15:18):
Be warned, you may experience happy And I didn't hear
a word you said there, Okay, because I'll say it again.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
Don't eat meats you get sliced at any deli counter.
Unless it's reheated to an internal temperature of one hundred
and sixty five degrees fahrenheit or until steaming hot.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
You're gonna burn your meat. Can cook it out. Yeah, okay, cool.
So just like throw some eggs in a pan, throw
your deli meat in the pan. Now you gotta scramble.
Speaker 7 (15:38):
Well yeah, I if you have like a sandwich, you
gotta burn your meat teeth danmwich.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
The sandwich and a pan sandwich in a pan. But
it'll be the stay free up, which is nice. That's
Rihanna song. Okay, final warning, I didn't do it one
more time for jubile.
Speaker 6 (15:56):
Pictures of little Prince George were released by Kate Middleton.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
And he's cute as a button.
Speaker 6 (16:01):
Oh okay, you warned. There's actually the baby you might
experience happiness. Really tried to look at these pictures. He's
just a cuteie patuity future King of England. He's got
his eleven year old school picks. He's eleven. He's eleven
at birthday, old buddy, uh and he's gonna rule that
area at some point.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
To be an eleven year old and you know you're
gonna be king one day.
Speaker 9 (16:23):
Motiva, get me to do home.
Speaker 4 (16:27):
And if I do, if you do, put me in attention,
I'll remember that and I'm on the throne.
Speaker 6 (16:35):
Yeah, that's what's trending.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
It's time to catch a Cheater.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
Only on the Jubile Show, Kristen is on the phone
today for to Catch a Cheater and she thinks that
her husband of two years named Andrew might be messing around.
So we'll see if we can help her out. Kristin,
sorry you have to come on the show this way,
but what's going on? Why do you think Andrew's cheating?
Speaker 14 (17:00):
You know, things have been great in our relationship, other
than this conversation that I had with a friend of
mine a while back. His name is Max. We were
having brunch. It wasn't even that long ago, it was
like a week ago, and I guess I have to
say he's gay. So he found something on his phone
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and he said, oh, I really have to talk to
you about this, and so I was like, okay, great,
I was in stuff without Okay.
Speaker 9 (17:28):
Let's just go to brunch.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Max showed me that Andrew is on Grinder.
Speaker 4 (17:34):
Oh yeah, And if anybody doesn't know, Grinder is a
dating site where guys meet other guys.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
It's the same sex dating site.
Speaker 14 (17:43):
Yeah yeah, and then my husband's on it and Max
told me that he tried to match with Andrew just
to see what he was doing, but.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
He either didn't see it or you know.
Speaker 14 (17:56):
Knew that he should have matched with him because the
baby and respond.
Speaker 13 (18:01):
Did he have or does he have like a detailed
profile so he's got his photo? Is everything filled out?
Speaker 14 (18:07):
So on his profile it said that he was in
a relationship. I don't know why you would be on
a day and a half if you were in a relationship, obviously,
but then you would say.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
It, you know, like it's just weird. Wouldn't you lie
about that?
Speaker 13 (18:20):
Well, it's kind of more of a hookup app. I
believe it's like a Tinder Oh yeah essentially, so it's
like it's for hooking up. But would you want to
hook up with someone that's on like in a relationship?
People do it all the time. We personally no, but
it happens all the time.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
But would you like.
Speaker 7 (18:33):
Swipe right on someone who's in Like that's what I
don't get, Like, why would you put that in your
you're in a relationship, because that.
Speaker 13 (18:38):
Way you don't have any strings attached. There's not gonna
be no problems. You can just have a transaction and
not worry about what happens later.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
And I'm guessing you haven't asked him about this?
Speaker 1 (18:48):
No, not yet.
Speaker 12 (18:49):
I didn't.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
I didn't know what to do because I mean, you know,
if he is closeted, I want to know, yeah, really,
And he hasn't.
Speaker 14 (18:58):
Ever said anything about to try something with another guy,
or being unhappy or anything like. I didn't know just
how to go about confronting him with this.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
But it's not even.
Speaker 14 (19:10):
Like it's just he's cheating, but now he may want
to be with a man.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
So I just I didn't know. I emailed you it.
I don't want to figure out what's going on.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Would you be open if he wanted to have both?
Speaker 1 (19:25):
I don't know if I'm ready to think about that yet.
Speaker 12 (19:28):
Yeah, I haven't.
Speaker 14 (19:30):
I'm not.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
Yeah, yeah, okay, good point.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (19:34):
So do you think his friends know about this? Do
you think anybody else knows about this other than your friend?
Speaker 1 (19:40):
I don't know if he had.
Speaker 14 (19:43):
He doesn't really have any friends that are gay that
would be on the app to see that I do,
which is interesting because he knows that I have gay.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Friends that are on Grinder.
Speaker 14 (19:54):
So I don't know how he could not have thought
of this because he's going to be so defitful.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Could someone be using his picture? I've known sometimes it's
like catfishing, like.
Speaker 14 (20:04):
Mmm, but it's got information about him, like the town
he lives in, that he's a real tor, like it
is info on it.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
So I mean that would have to be a very
convincing socker.
Speaker 4 (20:18):
Yeah, somebody who knows him right to know that. Okay, well, yeah,
we'll try to figure it out for you. You already
told us what grocery store you guys are Rewards card
members at. So play a song come back, and then
call him and pretend to be from the grocery store
and say that every single month we choose one lucky
Rewards card member who gets free flowers delivered from our
Florida department. We'll see if these things they'll see you
or to somebody else. Okay, Okay, okay, plus son, comeback,
(20:40):
could get your to catch a cheater next, if you're
just joining us for today, is to catch a cheater.
Kristen is on the phone and she thinks that her
husband of two years named Andrew might be messing around.
So in a minute, we're gonna call him and pretend
to be from the grocery store that he's a rewards
card member at and say that every single month, we
choose one rewards card member who gets three flowers delivered
from our Florida department and see if he sends those
(21:00):
flowers to Kristin or to somebody else. But before we
do that, Kristen, why don't you refresh everybody's memory on
your situation.
Speaker 14 (21:07):
Gosh, if I've been married like you said, and my
friend Max took me to brunch the other day, he's
active on Grinder and said that what he showed me
that my husband has a profile on Grinder that I
obviously didn't know about.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
Yeah, yeah, that's a big deal. Yeah, definitely a little
bit alarming. Uh huh, all right, are you ready for
us to call him?
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Ready as I'll ever be? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (21:34):
Here we go.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
Hi, this is Corporal calling from So I was looking
for our rewards card member named Andrew.
Speaker 9 (21:53):
That's me speaking, Yeah, what can I help you with?
Speaker 3 (21:56):
Andrew?
Speaker 4 (21:56):
Hello, Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing
phone call. I'm actually calling to say congratulations. Here this
month's winter. Thank you so much for your business. Can
here us talking over here?
Speaker 9 (22:05):
Yeah? What I didn't enter anything?
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Congratulations? No, you won the flowers.
Speaker 9 (22:11):
Oh okay, tell me more.
Speaker 4 (22:14):
Every single month we choose one Rewards Card member to
say thank you very much for being such a loyal customer.
You've just won thirty six long stem red roses, a
box of chocolates or candy, and a card to be
delivered to anybody that you want within the fifty United States.
Speaker 9 (22:27):
Wow, that's really nice for you guys. Thank you.
Speaker 4 (22:29):
Okay, I can take the information over the phone. What
I would need to do is just get some information
from you. I can do that right now.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
If you have it, I.
Speaker 9 (22:37):
Can do it over the phone totally. I got a second.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
Great. First thing I would need from you would be
the first and last name of the person.
Speaker 12 (22:43):
You'd like to send them to.
Speaker 9 (22:45):
That would be Kristen.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
Alrighty, And anything you want to write on a card.
Speaker 9 (22:51):
Uh yeah, just something simple like love you baby, see
you tonight.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
Oh that's sweet. I'm the same last name there that
your wife?
Speaker 9 (23:01):
Yeah, that's my wife.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
How has I married?
Speaker 9 (23:04):
I would have married for two years?
Speaker 4 (23:06):
Okay, well, now I'll let you know that this is
not a grocery store at all. My name is Jewbel
and I'm from a radio show. It's called The Jewbell Show. Yeah,
the whole show's here. I'm Nina, Hi, and I'm Victoria.
Speaker 9 (23:15):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 12 (23:16):
What.
Speaker 4 (23:16):
Yes, we do a segment on the show called to
Catch a Cheater, where if you think your significant other
might be messing around, we can try to catch them
by who they send flowers to and your wife.
Speaker 9 (23:26):
I don't think my wife is cheating on me.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Now, no.
Speaker 4 (23:28):
Yeah, it's not that she suspects that you might be
doing something and she's actually on the phone and wants to.
Speaker 9 (23:33):
Talk to you. This is really straight, babe.
Speaker 12 (23:40):
You there?
Speaker 14 (23:41):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Yeah, I'm here.
Speaker 15 (23:44):
Hi.
Speaker 9 (23:45):
Oh my god, he Hi. I wouldn't, baby, I would never,
ever in a million years cheat on you. Are you?
What are you thinking? What? Why do you think I'm
cheating on you?
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Okay? So remember how I went to brunch with Mac
the other week? Yeah, he showed me your profile, Andrew, I.
Speaker 9 (24:08):
Don't understand which profile are you talking about? Facebook? Instagram?
Speaker 1 (24:13):
The Grinder? The Grinder?
Speaker 9 (24:23):
Okay, oh my god, I get it. I get it.
I completely get it. Wait did he did he try
to match with me, yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
To figure out what you were up to.
Speaker 9 (24:37):
Oh my god, Oh I didn't see his request.
Speaker 12 (24:40):
I just honestly should have been hilarious.
Speaker 9 (24:43):
Honey, babe, I am not gay and I am not
cheating and full transparency. I am sorry I didn't tell
you aboutces earlier. So a colleague of mine told me
about real estate agents finding clients on these dating websites
and dating apps.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
What really? Hell?
Speaker 9 (25:04):
Yes, No, it's completely like just for networking. There is
no relationship, no dating, no sex involved, just potential clients
and I legitimately just wanted to try it out and
also full transparency. I'm on bumble and hinge too.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
Oh people do do that.
Speaker 4 (25:24):
People do do that like it's like a marketing place now,
is crazy?
Speaker 3 (25:28):
I don't understand. Do they have to put a disclaimer
on the poda?
Speaker 2 (25:31):
No?
Speaker 4 (25:31):
They match with people and then when they start messaging,
it's like you promote whatever you want to promote.
Speaker 7 (25:36):
That doesn't feel right, But I don't think i'd want
you to be my realtor. If I also try to
hook up with you, it.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
Could be fun, but you know, Oh okay.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Babe, why would you tell me that.
Speaker 9 (25:47):
I'll be honest, it's it was a weird way of
just introducing you to it, and I didn't know if
there was actually going to go anywhere with some of
these potential clients. It actually had in a completely professional
real estate centric way. Really, and yes, I've actually got
(26:09):
sold a few properties based off matches I've had on
a Hinge Bumble as yet to hit and Grinder, I
think twice. And I can show you these when I
get home, Like, I feel free to go through my
pro my taking profile.
Speaker 12 (26:26):
You're totally allowed.
Speaker 9 (26:27):
Huh.
Speaker 13 (26:28):
I'm sorry to ask this question, Andrew. I'd never heard
of this before. So do the people that match with
you understand that you're not trying to date them, that
you're just trying to sell them?
Speaker 9 (26:36):
Yes, they do understand that, maybe not right away. Like
a few people have tried to flirt with me, but
I very quickly down and like address what I'm looking for,
which is very consensual sales.
Speaker 13 (26:52):
Also an ego boost. He's getting matched with all these
people that are initially attracted to you. Okay, Andrew, ego
in sales.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Really want you like talking with other women who want.
Speaker 9 (27:04):
To sleep with you.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
I don't know about that.
Speaker 9 (27:09):
I hear you. I hear you, and I can show
you my opening line, which is always I am not
here for anything romantic or physical that includes verbiage like
that in there. I make it very clear from the
get go that none of this is too lead or
can ever lead to anything romantic or physical. I promise you. Okay, Look,
(27:37):
there's nothing to worry about from the money that I've
been getting from this. I have actually been keeping well
surprised from you, but I guess I can tell you here.
I have booked us a trip to France with all
the money that I've gotten off of this, and I
want that to be proof of the pudding that the
(28:00):
only romantic things to come out of all of these
profiles is between you and me.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
We're going to France.
Speaker 9 (28:08):
Uh France or France?
Speaker 4 (28:10):
Well, congratulations, Christen, he's not cheating. He is on the
dating apps and you get I guess you have to
prove to you that he's just there for real estate.
But you also get to go to France.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
Yeah, congratulations.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Wait when are we going to France?
Speaker 3 (28:27):
The Jewel shows to catch a cheater? Got room for
one more? If you still want to go to ask
But where did you find that? Some kid back in
Town traded the van for it. Straight up, I can
get seventy miles to the gallon on this hog.
Speaker 6 (28:46):
You know, Lloyd, Just when I think you couldn't possibly
be any dumer, you go and do something like this.
Speaker 5 (28:54):
I am totally reve yourself.
Speaker 4 (29:00):
It's time from America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria,
your chance to take on her own Victoria maraz and
a belly flopping game of trivia for all the trivia glory. Also,
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store call us right now eight eight eight three four
three one O six one eight eight eight three four
three one o six one. If you want to play Victoria,
you can also dm us at the Jewel Show or
go to the Jewbeilshow dot com. And now for some fun,
brain exercises to loosen up Victoria's noodle and get it going.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
Okay, Freddy Victoria, I know you're tired today. I can tell.
But what building has the most stories? The Empire State Building?
Speaker 4 (29:54):
No, a library to uh oh, word association. First word
that comes to mind when I say bunk beds, lunk sponge.
A weird game.
Speaker 9 (30:06):
It's gonna be a weird game.
Speaker 4 (30:09):
You versus Victoria's coming up right after this. It's the
Jewel Show.
Speaker 16 (30:12):
I'm stupid, You're smart. I was wrong, you were right.
You're the best. I'm the worst. You're very good looking.
I'm not attractive.
Speaker 9 (30:23):
All right, as long as you're willing to admit.
Speaker 4 (30:26):
That, It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for one hundred dollars Macy's gift card, and
let's meet today's contestant for you versus Victoria.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
Kim. What's up, Kim?
Speaker 2 (30:40):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (30:42):
How are you?
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (30:44):
I'm doing great?
Speaker 12 (30:44):
All good?
Speaker 3 (30:45):
Are you ready to take on Victoria?
Speaker 10 (30:48):
I'm super ready.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
To Are you ready for anything today? I think I'm
ready to take on the world.
Speaker 17 (30:54):
I might take it I don't know if I've seen
Victoria's some tired, but you know I'm almost there.
Speaker 4 (31:00):
All right, We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio
while she's leaving, Kim. The game is played like this.
You have thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass, and Victoria
has to beat you outright to win. Nina is out today,
So pretty ser bad. We asking the question I will
be asking the questions. All right, here we go, Kim.
All right, your time starts.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
Now.
Speaker 6 (31:21):
What characteristic do seahorses have that's unique amongst all animals.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
That the nails would get?
Speaker 12 (31:29):
Bring you?
Speaker 3 (31:31):
What is the natural color of rubber.
Speaker 12 (31:37):
Wee are?
Speaker 3 (31:38):
What type of whale is actually a dolphin?
Speaker 9 (31:42):
A blue?
Speaker 15 (31:42):
Guy?
Speaker 3 (31:43):
How long is a marathon.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
On?
Speaker 10 (31:47):
Twenty six point three miles?
Speaker 8 (31:50):
I'm not sure?
Speaker 12 (31:51):
All right?
Speaker 6 (31:52):
Got that?
Speaker 4 (31:52):
All right, we'll bring Victoria back into the studio while
she's getting settled, Kim. What's something you would like the
world to know today?
Speaker 8 (31:59):
I have a cat named Ramona who's been in out
of the vets with some good like bird vibes.
Speaker 3 (32:05):
Tent her way would be awesome.
Speaker 4 (32:06):
Oh okay, some good vibes are away, which why shoul
she going to the vet?
Speaker 17 (32:12):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (32:12):
My cat is diabetic? Really, I don't know cat.
Speaker 10 (32:17):
Apparently that's the thing I didn't either, So now we
know and where we're working on it.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
She's alright though, So that's okay.
Speaker 10 (32:24):
But we're we're we're working through that one.
Speaker 4 (32:27):
Victoria also has a cat, So two cat moms against
each other, Ramona and Mimosa.
Speaker 3 (32:32):
I need to take the set to the vet. Thank
you that reminder?
Speaker 4 (32:36):
All right, thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when, just say pass and you
have to be Kim outright to win, and Kim you
can tell Victoria when to go.
Speaker 6 (32:47):
No, What characteristic do seahorses have that's unique amongst all animals?
What is the natural color of rubber purple? What type
of whale is actually a dolphin?
Speaker 14 (33:00):
Blue?
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Will?
Speaker 3 (33:02):
How long is a marathon dolphin?
Speaker 16 (33:05):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (33:05):
Oh miles?
Speaker 6 (33:08):
True or false? Hair grows back thicker if you shave
true faster. What is the Hawaiian Where was the Hawaiian
pizza invented Hawaii?
Speaker 4 (33:17):
That's not true and let's send it over to our scoreboard.
Our social media producer Gabby Victoria. You didn't get any right, Kim,
Kim got one correct, Kim, Congratulations Pete Victoria, you got
(33:38):
one hundred.
Speaker 3 (33:38):
Dollars his gift card. Hey ye. And now let's go
over the answers with producer Brad all Right.
Speaker 6 (33:45):
The male uh seahorse carries the offspring and gives birth.
That is unique for them. White is the natural color
of rubber. What orca whales are actually dolphins?
Speaker 17 (33:57):
Are?
Speaker 3 (33:57):
They're whales?
Speaker 6 (33:58):
A marathon is twenty six point two miles long, and
it is point five It is false that hair grows
back thicker if you shave.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
No, it's not. I've heard from Hawaiian was invented in Canada.
What I was really thinking Usa that one? But is
it because Hawaii's in the United States, which could be quiet?
Why do they call it Canadian pot? It's weird.
Speaker 4 (34:26):
Yeah, you put pineapple on it. I guess it's from Hawaii.
He's good either way. I mean, Wilson, you play you
versus Victoria this same time every single weekday morning. If
you want to play Victoria, you can always d m
us at the Jubil Show or go to the Jubilshow
dot com. Congratulations Kim, thank you for playing Thank You.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
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Speaker 4 (34:55):
Reed is on the phone today for our first Day
follow up and he's getting ghosted by Millie. So in
a second we're going to get her on the phone
and see if she'll tell us why he's ghosting him
and maybe get him another date.
Speaker 3 (35:04):
But first read, how long has it been since you
heard from Millie?
Speaker 12 (35:06):
It's been a week?
Speaker 3 (35:08):
A week? Okay, that's kind of sweet spot.
Speaker 18 (35:10):
I know, right, it seems like maybe she'll appear, but
I got only one text from missus to date, so
you know, I'm over worried.
Speaker 12 (35:17):
I should start from the beginning.
Speaker 3 (35:19):
Now, Okay, yeah, let's do that. Yeah.
Speaker 12 (35:22):
We went out on date and it was really great.
Speaker 18 (35:24):
Honestly, it's such an amazing time and she's a great
karaoke singer and so am I.
Speaker 12 (35:30):
So like we knew what the plan was.
Speaker 18 (35:31):
We went out and hips like dinner and a couple
of drinks and then we went to a karaoke bar
and we killed it.
Speaker 3 (35:38):
We just sounded amazing, well, excellent, what's your go to
karaoke song?
Speaker 12 (35:43):
Honestly, at one point we both got up and you
know the Lady Gaga song of Government Hooker.
Speaker 3 (35:48):
I don't know that one song. I don't either.
Speaker 18 (35:51):
It's called government Hooker. It's it's a Lady Gaga song.
Speaker 12 (35:55):
We both love it. We sign it for everybody.
Speaker 18 (35:58):
I mean, yeah, it's a little weird, but I thought
we did a great job. So things are going great.
And it kind of felt like, you know, one of
those like romcom movies, you know, like you have the
big kiss at the end of the night, you know,
and uh, I went in for the kiss, and the
kiss was really great, but like I'm wondering if maybe
I didn't do as good a job of it as
(36:18):
I thought, or you know, because obviously she's not calling
me back, and I keep going over in my mind light,
you know, did I do something wrong over over the night,
And I there's one thing and that I keep thinking
about other than the kiss, that could have done it.
And at one point my belt broke. I'd get like
a zip tie from the guide the bar to like.
Speaker 4 (36:38):
You mightful, did they fall all the way down while
you're singing no?
Speaker 12 (36:44):
Thank god?
Speaker 18 (36:45):
That I mean, if my pants fell down during Government
Hooker would have been even worse.
Speaker 4 (36:49):
Yet, brought the house down, pulled me back.
Speaker 12 (36:55):
Yeah, maybe I wouldn't be on the phone with you
guys right now.
Speaker 18 (36:59):
So anyway, Yeah, the zip tie issue that stuck in
my mind, and also the fact that you know that
maybe the kiss could have been better.
Speaker 12 (37:07):
I don't know. I use a little tongue. I don't
know if that was inappropriate at the time. I don't
know what happened.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
Did you feel like your mouth was wet?
Speaker 13 (37:16):
Also, the alternative is if it was too dry, like
saying it, I would have.
Speaker 12 (37:21):
Known if it was too dry, but it might have
been too wet. I mean we were drinking, it was
well well saturated.
Speaker 3 (37:27):
Did you bite?
Speaker 12 (37:29):
No?
Speaker 3 (37:29):
Okay, did.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
I know?
Speaker 12 (37:32):
I didn't. I didn't. Maybe I should have to.
Speaker 3 (37:37):
I'm asking real questions. You never know. We've heard.
Speaker 12 (37:43):
There was no biting, but I used a lot of tongue,
and I'm.
Speaker 18 (37:45):
Wondering if that was too much tongue or it's the
zip tie belt, you know. I mean, it's hard to
ignore that. That's pretty embarrassing.
Speaker 7 (37:53):
I mean, she kissed you after the type belt, So
I don't think that the type belt is it's true.
Speaker 12 (37:57):
That is true.
Speaker 18 (37:57):
If the zip tie belt was if you breakers she
wouldn't kiss me or I was down and she needed
an extraordinary.
Speaker 12 (38:04):
Kiss to make up for the zip tie belt.
Speaker 18 (38:06):
And then I just didn't do enough to bring it back,
you know, I just broke even at the end.
Speaker 12 (38:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 18 (38:12):
So anyway, I like the like the next day, I
got a text. She's like, she said, just you know,
thanks for a fun night.
Speaker 12 (38:19):
It was just like one.
Speaker 18 (38:20):
There was no like correspondence. She said, thanks for fun night.
That was it, and then like she hasn't responded since.
I've texted her a couple of times. I didn't want
to seem too leedy, so it didn't overly text.
Speaker 12 (38:30):
But you know.
Speaker 18 (38:31):
At one point I just said, hey, what are you
up to next weekend? And I had nothing back.
Speaker 3 (38:36):
Did you send the initial texts in morning after?
Speaker 18 (38:38):
Did she She actually sent the initial text, but I
was wondering if she just sent me, you know, let
me put a nail on the coffin on this one,
thanks for a fun night, ended it.
Speaker 12 (38:49):
Yeah, yeah, it might have been.
Speaker 18 (38:50):
A nice, a nice It was like a four. You know,
she already had it stored in her phone, thank.
Speaker 9 (38:58):
You for fun night, and I just filled it in.
Speaker 4 (39:00):
Well, let's see if we can figure it out for
you a play a song come back, and then call
her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting you,
and maybe get to another date if you still want one.
Speaker 12 (39:07):
Okay, yeah, sounds great.
Speaker 4 (39:08):
All right, well play us song come back, and get
your first day follow up next. Right in the middle
of today's first Day follow up if you're just joining us,
Reid is on the phone and he's getting ghosted by
a girl named Millie. So we're about to call her
and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him
and maybe get him another date. But before we do that,
read why don't you catch us up on your situation?
Speaker 12 (39:26):
Went out on this date? Our first date? We uh,
we went to karaoke things we great. My belt broke.
I had to use the zip tide belt, so I.
Speaker 18 (39:36):
Saved the date, went in for the kiss at the
end of the night, and I maybe use too much tongue.
Speaker 12 (39:42):
I don't know.
Speaker 18 (39:44):
I get like just to text the next day saying
hey had a great time, but that was I. She
hasn't responded since, and now I'm wondering. I mean, I'm
a great singer, I know it wasn't the karaoke okay.
Speaker 3 (39:55):
And so modest?
Speaker 9 (39:57):
All right?
Speaker 3 (39:58):
You ready for us to call her?
Speaker 8 (40:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (40:00):
I'm ready.
Speaker 3 (40:00):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 4 (40:12):
Hi miss to Millie. Please there, Hey Millie, how are you?
My name is Jewbel calling from radio show called The
Jewbel Show. Hi Millie, my name is Nina, also on
the show.
Speaker 3 (40:22):
Hi, I'm Victoria.
Speaker 18 (40:23):
Hi.
Speaker 3 (40:24):
Hi, wo, Hi, it's up.
Speaker 1 (40:26):
Hey.
Speaker 3 (40:27):
Do you ever listen to the show sometime?
Speaker 13 (40:30):
I just have to ask you if your friends were
like always asking you to do the Millie Rock because
it was like your name, you know, definitely before.
Speaker 3 (40:39):
Okay, do you have any idea why we're calling you?
Speaker 9 (40:43):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (40:44):
Okay, Well, then i'll tell you. Have you ever heard
a first D follow up before?
Speaker 1 (40:47):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (40:49):
Yeah, then I think I do.
Speaker 3 (40:51):
Great. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (40:52):
It's a segment where if you go out on a
date with somebody and then you ghost them, that person
can email us to get you on the phone and
ask why you're ghosting them. And we got an email
about you from a guy named Reid, and he said
he liked you a lot, but he wants to know
why you're ghosting.
Speaker 15 (41:12):
Oh, I mean I did reach out. I don't know,
I just like I think you get busy. I didn't
even think of it that way, but like, no, like
it was a good day and I liked him. We
clicked and it was good. I had a good time though.
Speaker 3 (41:26):
So you're not ghosting him or you are?
Speaker 10 (41:29):
No, I'm not, God, I'm not I'm not ghosting him.
Speaker 13 (41:32):
I just kind of feel like when you really like somebody,
you don't kind of forget that, you know.
Speaker 10 (41:38):
Yeah, yeah, I mean I'm guessing he called in.
Speaker 4 (41:42):
Yes, yeah, he emailed us and he said, you guys
went to karaoke, you had fun, and then you texted
in the next day, thanks for a fun night, but
you haven't gotten back to him about anything else.
Speaker 10 (41:53):
Well, I mean, here's the thing. Like, I'm in a
newly open relationship.
Speaker 1 (41:59):
Oh so, and.
Speaker 10 (42:01):
I told my boyfriend that I was going on the
day and usually cool with it.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
But yeah, I.
Speaker 10 (42:06):
Don't know, I thought maybe read I don't know if
you've opened to that, But that's kind of where I'm at.
Speaker 13 (42:14):
So with your open relationship, is it just you're open
to physical or actually like having emotions and dating some
of the like another person.
Speaker 1 (42:21):
Oh, all of it, all of it.
Speaker 13 (42:24):
So is the relationship with your current boyfriend new or
you just recently opened it up.
Speaker 15 (42:29):
We are not new, and a friend of ours and
other couple suggested we try that to keep this spicelive,
and so we're newly open.
Speaker 3 (42:40):
So Read the first person since you've been open, He is,
I mean, why not communicate that to him?
Speaker 10 (42:47):
I mean, I guess, I uh, you know, re kind
have reached out to son.
Speaker 1 (42:52):
Does go both ways?
Speaker 9 (42:53):
He said?
Speaker 13 (42:54):
He he said he did. He said he texted you
a few times and you didn't respond.
Speaker 15 (42:58):
Oh hold on, yeah, hold on. Oh you know what,
I think I did get it. I think I kind
of forgot to respond.
Speaker 4 (43:09):
Oh all right, Well, thank you for being honest with us.
And Millie Read is actually on the phone and wants
to talk to you.
Speaker 12 (43:18):
What, hey, Milly doing Hi.
Speaker 18 (43:22):
I know it's a bit of a surprise, but I
have to say I'm pretty surprised too. I didn't realize
you were in a relationship with someone.
Speaker 15 (43:30):
Yeah, it's an open relationship, so we're seeing other people.
Speaker 12 (43:36):
You were my first, well i'm your second.
Speaker 9 (43:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 15 (43:42):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 12 (43:46):
Yeah, that's pretty I mean, I just wish you'd mentioned it.
That's kind of how do I know?
Speaker 10 (43:52):
Yeah, I'm sorry about that. I uh, it's all new
to me.
Speaker 3 (43:56):
So did you enjoy the date though? You want to
tell them about that?
Speaker 10 (44:00):
I mean I did enjoy it. I don't know if
you had a good time read.
Speaker 12 (44:03):
But I had a really great time. It was really fun.
Speaker 3 (44:07):
I just, uh, would you be I do?
Speaker 12 (44:11):
I mean, I don't think so. But I think if
you know, you guys ever broke up or something, I
would definitely want to go out again. I get that,
but you know I don't. It's a little it's not
really my thing, you know.
Speaker 15 (44:24):
I mean, you sure like you did have a lot
of fun on our date, and who knows for the
next one to go.
Speaker 18 (44:30):
I mean it's really tempting. I just I'm kind.
Speaker 12 (44:34):
Of just weirded out by the whole thing.
Speaker 18 (44:35):
I mean, I mean, you weren't ghosting me though, like
you're trying to convince me now to do this, but
like you didn't even answer me all week.
Speaker 12 (44:43):
Yeah, I mean you like you're checking your phone now.
You'll go, yeah, it's weird You're like, oh, yeah, yeah,
he did text.
Speaker 18 (44:49):
I mean, that doesn't sound like you were that into
me if you just couldn't even bother looking at the phone.
Speaker 10 (44:55):
No, I mean I mean, like, I did get your question,
and that is my bad. I'm not great. I'm not
great with tex.
Speaker 18 (45:00):
Yeah, because you're you're busy with your boyfriend, and that's
why you have answer. I mean, I mean, if you know,
if you went into it, you would have been like,
oh yeah, I agree, and you just send me this
quick like thanks text.
Speaker 12 (45:13):
That was it.
Speaker 18 (45:13):
You can even respond, and you know I know why
because you're in a relationship.
Speaker 12 (45:18):
I mean, it's pretty obvious.
Speaker 3 (45:20):
Or seeing somebody else, it's just weird. Yeah, I mean,
I hear you.
Speaker 12 (45:25):
I just I mean, you're you're in an old relationship
with him.
Speaker 18 (45:28):
You're an old relationship with him, but you're not open
with me about what you're doing.
Speaker 12 (45:32):
So you're really half open.
Speaker 10 (45:34):
I mean I'm open now. So it's like now they I.
Speaker 12 (45:36):
Mean the door it's a slight way.
Speaker 10 (45:37):
The door is slight week it's not like, well, the door's.
Speaker 12 (45:40):
Not even halfway open. Sounds like you're closing every second. Yeah,
I feel like it's closing.
Speaker 3 (45:47):
Millie. Would you like another day with read? We'll pay
for it.
Speaker 15 (45:49):
I mean, I'm still open to it, but it kind
of sounds like you've made up your mind reading.
Speaker 12 (45:54):
Well because it's not open, you're it was half open
and now it's barely open, and.
Speaker 3 (45:58):
Now it's upset, but it's still open.
Speaker 12 (46:00):
In No, I just closed it. It's a close relationship.
Speaker 3 (46:05):
There's a knock on that door.
Speaker 12 (46:07):
No I'm not I'm not opening the door.
Speaker 13 (46:11):
Okay, okay, okay, Jules, first date, follow up?
Speaker 3 (46:16):
Everything okay?
Speaker 1 (46:18):
Done?
Speaker 4 (46:18):
The world as we know it might be changing forever.
It's a double show again. Shocking news today that I
guarantee will rock you to your core again, not being
over dramatic. You literally might not be able to talk
to your loved ones soon again.
Speaker 3 (46:32):
Why is that?
Speaker 4 (46:33):
It's because they just announced that fourteen of our beloved
emojis might be going extinct. Oh I know what's going on?
Speaker 3 (46:40):
Fourteen? Like, what are you even going to get rid of?
Speaker 4 (46:42):
And they're not the unpopular ones either, So wait, emojis
might be going extinct.
Speaker 3 (46:47):
We'll tell you right after this. It's the Jubile Show.
Speaker 4 (46:49):
I don't want to freak everyone out right now, but
we should all be freaking out.
Speaker 3 (46:53):
It's show. Its anxiety, man. Why do I say that?
Speaker 4 (46:57):
Because soon we might not be able to commit unicate
with each other. Because just like the dinosaurs. Apparently some
of our emojis are becoming extinct. What and they just
announced that fourteen emojis might be on their way out
of existence.
Speaker 3 (47:10):
That makes no sense.
Speaker 13 (47:11):
We keep asking for specific things, then we get those things,
and now we want.
Speaker 3 (47:14):
To get rid of those things. That just feels a
little bit too much. They got to make room for
the new ones.
Speaker 6 (47:19):
I'm gonna say there are like three hundred emojis.
Speaker 3 (47:21):
I use four.
Speaker 4 (47:22):
I love every single one of them like they were
my kids.
Speaker 3 (47:26):
I dare you having option?
Speaker 4 (47:28):
There's a new report out on the endangered emojis, oh
my gosh, which had been declining globally. And they're not
the random ones that you think they are. They're actually
ones that you might use occasionally. So what emojis are
going to be going away? Like the dinosaurs? The heart
with an arrow through it?
Speaker 3 (47:46):
Oh, don use that one. I don't needs that one either.
Just made a big deal about this. Is it sad
that neither of you used those? I use the heart
to arrow through it. I use hearts all the time.
I like the pink heart, but I don't need to
put an arrow through it. What are you trying to say?
We didn't get struck by the love arrow. That is
exactly what I was trying to say, Nina, thank you.
Speaker 4 (48:03):
Okay, how about the smiling face with sunglasses because that
one could be going away?
Speaker 3 (48:06):
So that one is really cool. I kind of like that.
I use that all the time.
Speaker 6 (48:09):
Cool, right, anytime you say something's cool.
Speaker 3 (48:11):
Then, or anytime I say something kind of shady, I
just put my fund glasses.
Speaker 4 (48:16):
Maybe that's why they have it, because people will know
exactly how you're using that emoji', like are you smiling
or did you just do something?
Speaker 13 (48:22):
I would like to know who the captain of these
emojis are and who gets to make these choices, because.
Speaker 3 (48:27):
So far we're not in Yeah, I.
Speaker 8 (48:29):
Know that too.
Speaker 4 (48:29):
And I'm upset about this one because I like this
one a lot.
Speaker 3 (48:31):
The winking face with the tongue, that one's like a fun,
playful one. That one might be going extinct.
Speaker 13 (48:37):
How am I supposed to say dirty things and then
make it easy again without it?
Speaker 3 (48:41):
You're not I'm not supposed to someone.
Speaker 6 (48:43):
But subtly, but also, like regis kidding, if you think
it's a joke, it's a joke.
Speaker 4 (48:46):
But I'm so red face emoji over that one. Even
the one of the little like cussword thing he's coming
out of his mouth.
Speaker 3 (48:55):
That's how upset I am about that one. I love
that one. Why is it going extinct?
Speaker 4 (48:58):
We're talking about forty emojis that might be going extinct.
The disappointed face might be going away.
Speaker 3 (49:03):
Oh I use that all the time. Yeah, that is
your mood. Mad that's going away?
Speaker 6 (49:09):
Yeah, like when I get disappointed in someone, which is regularly,
usually every hour on the hour.
Speaker 3 (49:14):
I shipped that one out. Now you can just say
I'm disappointed what you do? Anyways?
Speaker 4 (49:20):
I do that interesting how upset people get with emojis
going away, or how excited they get when new emojis
come out.
Speaker 3 (49:26):
I mean, it's like the biggest thing ever. Why do
they have to go anywhere? Why can't they just be
added to the list.
Speaker 7 (49:30):
Because I feel like we end up using them so
much more than like just saying words.
Speaker 13 (49:33):
And then this is coming from Victoria, I know that's
really surprised.
Speaker 4 (49:38):
Doesn't type of complete sentence with words ever, because everything
is like half of what it should be.
Speaker 3 (49:42):
Okay, no, it's the thing is in my brain. It's
the full sentence. But but tim against I'm not time
like my brains, would you back? Cooping carts could be
going away. I like tooping carts. They're cute little hearts.
Use the only when I use, I use it all
the time. Well not, I mean why they may be
going extinct. The reenhoard away, we don't use that one.
(50:03):
He's just not somebody who uses the green her all
the time. I'm so rolled up right now.
Speaker 4 (50:08):
The smirking face could be going away.
Speaker 3 (50:11):
That one. You can't take that one away yet. And
I literally just learned that one. How do you use it?
It's like a playful kind of like right, and what
are you wearing?
Speaker 4 (50:24):
Because I got a text and it had that, and
I was like, you know, with my relationship history, I've
had a lot of people who are angry at me
and they would use emojis to be angry with me
and I wouldn't understand it.
Speaker 3 (50:34):
So I'd be like, I don't know what that emoji me,
and I'll find out. And I got that.
Speaker 4 (50:37):
I was like, she met at me, and then I
googled it and it was like it means like a
flirty like yeah, and I was like, oh.
Speaker 13 (50:46):
She's opposite, okay, cool, Yeah, she was gonna use that
one all the time.
Speaker 3 (50:55):
There's literally only two emojis I use. It's the disappointed
face and the smirky face. Okay, that's on you.
Speaker 7 (51:01):
You should really start using your emotions.
Speaker 3 (51:04):
Okay, hand might be going away as well. Oh man,
that's the game. Use that. That's a game. What do
you mean game? There's two letters? Okay, No, it's a
game that you gotta go like that. And if somebody
doesn't poke it. What kind of game are the latest game?
You get smacked? What text games with emoji? You want
(51:29):
to do the finger in the okay? And then maybe to.
Speaker 13 (51:32):
This do you even live?
Speaker 3 (51:34):
And we just don't play the text.
Speaker 4 (51:36):
Game with you didn't text the fingerbacks for that? Okay,
sign you're getting?
Speaker 3 (51:43):
You getting slack?
Speaker 13 (51:44):
Okay, you know what you guys in this room might
not know what I'm talking about, but you listening, you
definitely do.
Speaker 4 (51:50):
They will be adding some emojis, and the story says
that some of the emojis they might be adding. I'm
for this one dad bod that you're going to add.
I don't know how a woman yelling at a cat?
Speaker 13 (52:06):
Why yelling at a cat's so dumb?
Speaker 4 (52:13):
You can be your place with a beige flag. Oh
fair a girl dinner emoji.
Speaker 3 (52:20):
I like that. What's the girl dent?
Speaker 14 (52:21):
Can?
Speaker 4 (52:21):
I guess it's like a boy dinner, but with girls.
They're also thinking about adding a social media influencer emoji.
Speaker 3 (52:28):
Know what, that's just selfie emoji? Right, SELFI emoji.
Speaker 6 (52:32):
I would assume it's the selfie you know how they
have the hand? Yeah, selfie emoji. We're just going to
add the face to it now, right, So it's someone
taking a picture.
Speaker 3 (52:39):
That's kind of dumb. I'm guessing I have not seen
no idea.
Speaker 4 (52:42):
But it's a map so you can follow them on
their journey.
Speaker 6 (52:47):
Maybe it's whatever the emoji representation of delusional is.
Speaker 3 (52:50):
Maybe it's okay.
Speaker 11 (52:53):
Jeubles dirty little secret?
Speaker 12 (52:55):
Hello, Hello, what's up?
Speaker 3 (52:57):
You have a dirty little secret? I do?
Speaker 12 (53:00):
Is okay?
Speaker 17 (53:02):
So my husband and I like to mix it up
a little bit and occasionally bring in a friend.
Speaker 3 (53:07):
Okay, and yeah, you know, and.
Speaker 17 (53:09):
We did that with my hairdresser, who's awesome.
Speaker 9 (53:14):
She's funny.
Speaker 17 (53:14):
I love her, she's a fantastic colorist. She's everything, right,
except that we weren't all that into her. Turns out
not as much as she's into us. And that means
what am I going to do I might lose my hairdresser. Ye,
so my dirty little secret is that I have to
(53:35):
pretend like we're going to do this again until.
Speaker 12 (53:38):
I find a better color.
Speaker 17 (53:41):
I mean, I'm totally I.
Speaker 12 (53:48):
Know I am.
Speaker 17 (53:50):
So that's my dirty little secret that I'm lying to
my hairdresser because her color is better than the rest
of her.
Speaker 3 (53:59):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 12 (54:02):
Welcome.
Speaker 3 (54:04):
I liked your heart and your husband's not. Okay, thank
you a good one. Hello. Hello, Hey, you have a
dirty little secret.
Speaker 1 (54:15):
Oh yes, I do.
Speaker 3 (54:17):
Oh yay, what is it?
Speaker 2 (54:20):
I caught my boyfriend's stepdad cheating on his wife.
Speaker 3 (54:26):
Oh yikes, how did you do that?
Speaker 1 (54:29):
Yikes?
Speaker 2 (54:29):
Indeed, So, I'm the manager of a restaurant and he
came in with this woman that I'd never seen before,
and they were like, very flirty, and then when I
walked over to the people, they like stopped folding hands
and he got so awkward, and I to this day
like I hadn't known if I should tell anyone.
Speaker 3 (54:50):
Oh, so nobody knows.
Speaker 12 (54:51):
So it is your secret, I guess you guys do Hell,
what is.
Speaker 3 (54:56):
He like when you see him?
Speaker 7 (54:58):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (54:58):
So uncomfortable? He started like stuttering.
Speaker 3 (55:00):
He's like, hey, oh, good to see you.
Speaker 1 (55:04):
When you see him now, he keeps it very short,
very cordial.
Speaker 3 (55:09):
You know, I bet you could.
Speaker 13 (55:10):
Get away with Oh, you know what, it would be
really nice if you gave me and your son a
trip to Greece.
Speaker 3 (55:17):
Yeah, for the summer. You know what's going to say, No,
I don't think so. I love that I use it
to your advantage. Great idea here for you. Thank you
for telling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 1 (55:28):
Thanks for listening.
Speaker 3 (55:31):
What's your dirty little secret?