Friends With Benefits Checklist

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
I've never met people that can just downplay a back

(00:01):
situation and act like it never happened and just move
on with their life because I'm not the one for that,
never have been, never will be. I'm, in fact not
from the Disney Channel. My name is na Elsa, and
I letting go because what the frack. I'll grudges. I'll
hold a grudge for the next three hundreds these five days,
five years, ten years, twenty five years, I'll hold one
until I'm on my death better until your own years,
because I don't give a shit.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
It's the jubile shows, it's stressed and would you like
to have a friend with benefits? The problem is those
situations can get messy and then before you know it,
you're walking down the aisle and looking at them waiting
for you, and you're like, how did this happen? They're
like so hot but so dumb. Yeah, I might expect
to have conversations with this person for the rest of

(00:43):
my life. Well, thanks to the Internet, there's a checklist
of things that you should do when it comes to
finding a friends with benefits. So we'll go over it
right after this and tell you what they are so
that your FWB doesn't turn into an FML right after
this Jubal show. If you can hear my voice right now, congratulations,

(01:03):
you are now my friend with benefits. I mostly say
that because I missed open enrollment for my healthcare at
this company, so if I could get on yours, that
would be dope. Okay, show, But a lot of people
search for a friend with benefits, someone that they can
hang out with and do some fun better activities with
with no strings attached. Well figuratively, fat might like that. Literally,

(01:26):
I don't know. But having a friend of benefits can
be a messy situation, and that's why a checklist of
rules for a friend with benefits is going viral. So
let's go over it, so get you so you can
be prepared. The first rule of having a friend with benefits,
they say, is to pick with purpose. The success of
an FWB rests on the selection of the partner. Don't

(01:49):
meet them at a place that encourages thought. That's what
it says.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
It makes a lot of sense. First of all, I
don't think friends with benefits work. So you either have
benefits or you have friends. I don't think that you
can have both. So to that point, if you find
somebody that's a little bit i don't know, not mentally stimulating.
You have a better chance of not catching feelings and
having the benefits.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Yeah, they say you want your friend with benefits to
be hot and fun, but not someone you can really
have a conversation with. So places like the gym, the club,
or tender are all great places to meet them. Yeah,
otherwise we start to develop feelings. Victoria.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
This is what you've been asking for every single day.
You come in here saying, just want a friend with benefits,
So you got to pay attention.

Speaker 4 (02:28):
Yeah, I think I realized yesterday I should not have that.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Why not, Victoria, I just realized yesterday.

Speaker 4 (02:34):
I don't think I'm like emotionally like well enough to
have a friends with benefits. Like I feel like I
was thinking about it yesterday and I was like, man, like,
do I really want that? I was like, well, yes,
But then on the other side, no, because I went
it like in the movies where then like they seem
like they're like best friends, but then that turns out
and then they fall in love. Yeah, I see that's
what I don't want that the love heart. You don't want, no,

(02:59):
not right now.

Speaker 5 (02:59):
And you don't us yourself not to fall in love
with me.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
That's another thing on the checklist of having a friends
of benefits. Perform an emotional self check. It sounds like
that's what you did, Victoria. Before you plunge into the
pool of Cardinal's delights, pause and reflect Cardinal delights. What
dive deep into your emotional core. If you're secretly nursing
a bruised ego or a recent breakup and filling a

(03:27):
tad needy or grappling with loneliness, it's better to hold off. Well,
I have been through a breakups. I think I'm good
on that one. By that loneliness part, Victoria, you have
a cat. I'm going over for that. A checklist that's
going viral of things you need to check off before
you have a friends with benefits situation. Express your physical

(03:51):
desires and only your physical desires. Yeah, basically, don't talk
to them about anything but like what we're gonna do, right.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
Like you send emojis all day long or like little
hot like memes and stuff.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
But is that still talking? Yeah, but you're just getting
excited for it.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
It's going to go down later, So that way you're
not actually having an emotional connection. You know, you don't
go to them and like vent about your day. You
take it out on them. What you guys, this is
how you protect your heart. You don't have to do this.
I'm just saying, if you're gonna do this, how come
when guys do this everybody gets upset?

Speaker 2 (04:23):
Then because they don't, they don't call it friends with benefits? Yeah,
I think because you're not you know what, it.

Speaker 5 (04:27):
Is an unsolicited pick and people he's like, I'm just
telling you what i'd like to play.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
Right, Yeah. Yeah, that you don't know if they want
that yet.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
You didn't have the conversation and establish the rules of
what's happening. And also, guys are more comfortable with situationships,
so they do have the emotional connection and they get
the other stuff. I think girls are better at separate writing.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
I think that guys are scared to have the conversation
of I just want a friend with benefits because they're
scared that the girl will be like, well, then I
don't want to and then they won't have an opportunity
to have fun in the bedroom him. But in my experience,
anytime I've been like, hey, I'm not interested in anything
but this as a matter of fact, Like when we're done,
like and leave, you know, honestly, like we can go

(05:10):
our several ways, like I really am not interested in
anything else, and they're always like I'm down. Like they're
so excited about it because you were honest, and I'm
excited about it because I'm like cool until you meet their mom. Okay,
how did you get there, Brad? How did we get there?
Said hey, this is never going to happen, and they're like,
I can change him. Yeah, I guess that's also happened

(05:31):
to me as well. Before you know it. The situation
where you're like, man, you guys, the checklist is really
I should have had a checklist. That's why we're going
over the checklist of things that you need to do
before getting into a friends with benefits situation. It says
to expect the fizzle Yeah, like a fizzle out.

Speaker 5 (05:50):
Yeah, I don't be surprised if it goes away.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
You said the encounters might start with an explosive bang.
Nice job for whoever wrote this often fizzle out on
their own. Remember it's not a relationship, it's a series
of passionate moments without a long term plan. So have
a game plan ready when it's time to call it quits.
Make it clean, swift and consensual, no drama, no strings. Well,

(06:14):
a like split is not always consensual. Even if trends
of benefits, someone might be like, I don't want to
stop this. Yeah, well I'm leaving so by.

Speaker 6 (06:20):
Well.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
The thing that really sucks is if somebody meets somebody
and they're like, oh, well, okay, so this friends with
benefits can be over now because now I actually have
feelings for somebody. That's when you get robot hurt and
it turns into a mess.

Speaker 5 (06:31):
Well, you needed to have this listening now. You had
to check the list of checking your emotion.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
No, I'm just saying that when you get to the
fizzling part ego, you sometimes don't expect your ego to arise,
but it always does.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
I've had that situation happen where somebody's met somebody when
I've been in a friends of Benefits sype situation with them,
and they're like, I met somebody, so we can't do
this anymore. I'm like, okay, cool. And about a week
went by and then it was a text to two
in the morning like, are you agy whatever we're having
problems right now. That's exactly why I wanted to be

(07:02):
your friend with the benefits, It says, also, no sleepovers.
Casual is the name of the game here, and there's
nothing casual about spending the night together. The benefit of
a friends with benefits is that things go back to
normal after any lout activities. No cuddle time, don't make

(07:23):
me breakfast, but also.

Speaker 4 (07:25):
I would like breakfast. Like if I'm hungry and I
wake him in the morning, you shouldn't be there still.

Speaker 7 (07:29):
Oh that's the point.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
You don't stay the night, Honey. You're about to fall
in love, and I'm really excited for you.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
I can't wait for the breakup. No, I just can't
wait to skipping in here. No, so you're not you're
not looking for friends of benefits, not Victoria. I don't know.
I don't think so I don't. I say yes, but
then I go back and forth.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
And then yesterday I was like on hindral Day and
I was like, you want to be with somebody that's
also your friend, that's like you want real.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
Yeah, but I don't know if I wan the whole relationship. Steff,
that just sounds like a lot of drama. Did you
find anybody on hint yesterday a kind of they're possible
friends with Benvets. What did this is not worth? Send
them a questionnaires. Victoria is interested in meeting somebody for
like two days, and then she comes in and goes,
I just couldn't do it. I don't I couldn't do it.

(08:17):
They'd just be too annoying to me. Just get annoyed
with them all the time. I need someone who lives
across the country or out of the country. Yes, actually
it's another jubile phone frame morning on the twenties. Hello, Hey,

(08:39):
this is Peede Deekins calling from branch. I was looking
for the bride to be Gina. Ohay, Hi, hey Gina,
how are you?

Speaker 3 (08:48):
I am good.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
Are you excited about your nuptials coming up this weekend?

Speaker 6 (08:53):
I really am.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
Yes, we're very excited, and I'm just calling just sort
of some last minute prep with you. The thing with
your sister. How exactly do you want that done?

Speaker 7 (09:04):
What?

Speaker 8 (09:05):
What do you mean?

Speaker 2 (09:06):
Well, I I think it's really cool, by the way,
and a lot of brides wouldn't do this, so, but
we're just a little confused about exactly how to do it.

Speaker 8 (09:15):
Uh, what are you talking?

Speaker 2 (09:18):
About what to do. What the double wedding.

Speaker 8 (09:21):
Double wedding? What what do you mean a double wedding?

Speaker 2 (09:25):
Well, your sister is going to surprise everybody by also
getting married that day. At the same time, I thought, no, no, no.

Speaker 8 (09:32):
No, no no, you must you must tell somebody else.
That's no, no no.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
I just spoke with your sister actually a little bit ago.
She recommended that I give you a shoot. I wasn't
supposed to tell you.

Speaker 8 (09:45):
Oh no, wait, yep, sorry wait hold you spoke with
my sister, my sister Julie.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
Yes, and if you could do me a favor and
kind of forget that we had this conversation.

Speaker 8 (09:56):
No no, no, no, no, no no, I need to
know what you're talking about. What do you mean double wedding?
And what did Julie say?

Speaker 2 (10:02):
What do you mean?

Speaker 6 (10:05):
Dang it?

Speaker 8 (10:06):
No, what do you mean?

Speaker 2 (10:08):
Okay, I guess there's no way to walk this back.
I okay, if you could do me a favor and
not share this with your sister. I was not supposed
to say anything, and I kind of messed up my notes. Yeah,
so apparently super exciting. So when the efficient at your
wedding says you know that does anybody have anything to say?
Your sister was going to announce that she also is engaged,

(10:31):
and then they were going to come up there and
her and her fiance meet you and your room.

Speaker 8 (10:37):
No no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
keep my wedding. This is my wedding.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
And your sister.

Speaker 8 (10:43):
Are you talking about.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
My sister, Julie.

Speaker 8 (10:45):
No, this is my wedding at.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
The first part. Yeah, and then when that happened. Also,
I'm going to ask you not to tell her. Remember
I was supposed to tell you she's been planning this.

Speaker 8 (10:55):
I want to call her as soon as I get
off the phone with you, because I'll find out what.

Speaker 6 (10:59):
The hell this?

Speaker 8 (11:00):
Oh sometimes you know that big sister little sister thing. Well,
she will not upstands me on my own wedding. Are
you kidding me? This has gotta be a joke. I'm
getting ready to call her right now.

Speaker 6 (11:10):
We're gonna figure.

Speaker 8 (11:11):
This out because whatever she told you, No, no, no,
there will not be a double wedding. It's my wedding
between me and my fiance.

Speaker 9 (11:18):
That's it.

Speaker 10 (11:19):
That's it.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
Okay, Well, good news we are. You know she's gonna
pay for half of that part of the ceremony, so
you'll get a little break on cost.

Speaker 8 (11:31):
I don't give a damn. We have been planning this
by fiance and I have been planning this for like
six months. This is our time, our wedding. A week
before the wedding, I'm heard about that.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
How did I not know that?

Speaker 8 (11:45):
How can I not know that?

Speaker 11 (11:46):
Now?

Speaker 8 (11:47):
How much am I'm supposed to go through the wedding?
I'm supposed to go through this like I don't know
what's gonna happen. No, hell no, I'm getting ready to
get her on the phone.

Speaker 7 (11:54):
That's not happen.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
Before you do that.

Speaker 8 (11:56):
What's not going to happen. That's not gonna happen.

Speaker 2 (11:59):
Okay, well, before you get her on the phone, I
will let you know that this is actually Jeubel from
The Jewel Show doing a phone brank on you and
your sister set you up. You know what, it's a joke.

Speaker 12 (12:11):
Why why do.

Speaker 9 (12:16):
We grow out of that?

Speaker 8 (12:17):
You know you made a big sister, that big brother
I always like to pressure.

Speaker 6 (12:23):
That was like a pan.

Speaker 8 (12:26):
So that could be funny maybe tomorrow, but right now
I gotta like, you know what, I'm going to.

Speaker 6 (12:31):
Kill you both.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
Congratulations on your wedding. Gosh, wake up every morning with
jubile phone. Franks, it's time for Nina's what's trending?

Speaker 3 (12:46):
Would you be willing to pay less for power by
letting somebody else play with your thermostat?

Speaker 2 (12:52):
Are we? Are you talking in code now?

Speaker 13 (12:55):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (12:56):
If you are, No, if you're not, I'm a serious
is Power companies have now added this new feature where
they can remotely play with your thermostat. Really yeah, so
it's supposed to be a good thing, So you're paying power?

Speaker 2 (13:12):
Now, let me explain. My Nest already does that and
I yell at it all the time. Hear what, Nest,
It's like the AC thingy oh, it goes into eco
mode on its own, and I'm like, I should not
select eco mode, Nest judging me.

Speaker 3 (13:28):
All the power companies are kind of doing the same
thing within peak hours, which is usually around three pm
to nine pm. So what they would do is they
would go in change your thermostat about three degrees, or
at least that's what they're doing in Oregon. Places like
La are raising it at about four degrees. And if
it's too much and you can't handle it, you can
override the system. But if you agree to allow them
to have that power, then you pay less for your power.

Speaker 4 (13:51):
But what if it turns into like a what do
they called it? Back and forth battle where it's like
they change it, then I change it back. Then they're like, ooh,
she changed it, let's change it back again.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
It'd be great for you.

Speaker 5 (13:59):
Victoria'd be like, you have someone living with you and
you had like a relationship.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
But that's true. I annoyed by that. Also the day
I was turning the temperature down to my house and
then my nest was like, that's peak hours. You know,
A little thing popped up and I was like, I
don't care. I a nest. You worked for me, suck up.

Speaker 3 (14:20):
So you think, yeah, you think so that is an
option if you're interested.

Speaker 13 (14:25):
Huh.

Speaker 3 (14:26):
So last week we reported on how Ticketmaster was sending
out all of these letters to let everybody know that
there was a third company or third party company that
had kind of gained access to Ticketmaster what people's stuff.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
Security. That really came out great. There was a breecher data,
there was a breach.

Speaker 3 (14:44):
In security, yes, user data, but now there's more information
specifying exactly what this third party got.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
So it wasn't just basic information.

Speaker 3 (14:52):
It is actually, in fact credit card information, addresses, first last.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
Names, all that kind of stuff.

Speaker 3 (14:58):
So we were talking about changing just your password, but
at this point it might be worth it to cancel
your credit card and start all over it.

Speaker 2 (15:06):
Seriously.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
Yeah, every day it's a new scam. Every day, it's
a new way you got to protect yourself.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
So stay on it. Because nobody got time to get
their identity stolen. I just assume everybody has it anyway. Yeah,
oh a credit card number thing, I don't. I'll take it.

Speaker 5 (15:21):
The credit card number thing is interesting though, because it's like,
you can have all my other information, but if you're
gonna spend my money, that's rude.

Speaker 2 (15:27):
Yeah, he's ask first, or at least like next, you
have my number. Yeah, it is a pain when you
have your identity still and I had mine and stolen
big time well identity. Yeah, yeah, like they were they
try to buy a house, They try to buy a.

Speaker 12 (15:41):
House.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
Yeah, it was nuts.

Speaker 3 (15:43):
So they were like really trying to say they were
double fresh because we know there's only one of those
I know.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
And also, yeah, my name is pretty rare, so I
have people calling me and they're like Hey, we think
somebody came in here and tried to buy a racing
seat using your name? Stuff? Was that you? And I
was like, definitely not. And then they told me to
describe I asked him to describe the person, and it
was a middle aged guy with a high widow's peak
and a lazy eye. It sounded like a villain from

(16:11):
a money an Eastern European dude with a widow's peak
and a lazy eye. And they finally caught him, and
then he had to represent it. You would up representing himself,
and so I had to go meet with him and
the DA's or whatever before this trial. Did he apologize? No,

(16:31):
he just because they asked you questions right there then,
like he had he got to ask me a question
questions as a lawyer because he was representing himself. His
only question was have you ever seen me before? And
I was like, I've seen security footage of you, but
never actually seen you before.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
Question.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
Yeah, yeah, he was not a very good lawyer. You're
thinking jail. He's like, I've seen you, yeah, I wouldn't
be careful.

Speaker 5 (16:56):
That sounds like long con Like it sounds like a
long term like he met you and you guys were
like six.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
For a long time. Well, I'm glad you had your
identity back. Me too. It's kind of cool that he
had it though. That's what's trending. It's time to catch
a cheater. Only on the Tubile Show. Vanessa is on
the phone today for to catch a Cheater. She's been
with her husband Ryan for five years, but now she
thinks something might be going on. So we're going to

(17:26):
see if we can catch them in just a minute.
But first, Vanessa, tell us what's going on?

Speaker 6 (17:30):
Okay, Yeah, you're right.

Speaker 13 (17:32):
We've been married and we actually have a doctor to
her name's Abagail, and my husband's a consultant, so he
kind of travels wherever and gets paid a lot of
money just to tell people.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
They're doing it wrong.

Speaker 13 (17:43):
That's a fun job, right, It's pretty funny that he's
paid just to do that and always been pretty laxed.

Speaker 11 (17:50):
And they don't really fight all that often.

Speaker 7 (17:53):
We don't either, And you.

Speaker 13 (17:55):
Know, after five years, I can say that internacy wise
strong as ever before.

Speaker 7 (18:00):
We were married.

Speaker 2 (18:01):
So what's going on now?

Speaker 13 (18:02):
Though, Well, everything seems great mostly is it's just my
husband went out of town recently for a work trip.
He had a flight to catch, and so he'd been
waiting around for me because he wanted to say goodbye.
And when I got home, he was running around getting
things done, you know, super last minute. Honestly, he's never
been on time for anything, and like I was telling him, like,

(18:22):
you didn't have any time to like, you were home
all day with our daughters, So I don't know what
you do with your time, but whatever.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
We kiss goodbye and off he goes.

Speaker 13 (18:30):
So later that night, I'm just playing with my daughter.
I asked her how the day went, and she said
she had lots of fun with Daddy and that you know,
they just watched movies and were hanging out. And then
somewhere in her just like going off in nonsense monologue
about movies and dolls and like what pokemon she's discovered,

(18:51):
she said she saw Daddy kissing Aunt Rachel.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
Yeah, I was just taking it back and like, what
who is Aunt Rachel?

Speaker 13 (19:01):
And she said Aunt Rachel is Daddy's true love. And
I just I had never thought Ryan would win her
cheat on me, and this just it feels like something
that I just I'm flored, implored, and I just I
asked to Abigail, like if Aunt Rachel comes over a
lot or you know, and she said she's seeing Aunt

(19:22):
Rachel another time, but just like then trails off in
this nonsense.

Speaker 11 (19:28):
You know, kids, I just I tried to get her
to say more.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
But it was no use.

Speaker 11 (19:31):
And then and finally she was like off in the clouds.

Speaker 13 (19:34):
Yeah, I wanted to say something to Ryan, and I'm
just I'm scared to even know just the usually be
capable of cheating.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
It's like, and then maybe leave.

Speaker 13 (19:46):
It's just so much so I don't know what to do,
how to approach him or what. I just if she's
talking about what she actually saw in front of her,
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (19:54):
I just I can't think about it anymore.

Speaker 11 (19:55):
I'm so throwed.

Speaker 2 (19:57):
So do you guys know anybody named Rachel?

Speaker 6 (19:59):
No?

Speaker 13 (20:00):
Really, I mean maybe she has a classmate named Rachel.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
And you were gone at the time where she said
she saw him kiss Rachel, right right? Yeah, that's change
and kids, will you know, they don't know what they're saying. Yeah,
necessarily so.

Speaker 3 (20:13):
And also that would be horrific if your husband decided
to do that in front of your four year old.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
Yeah, I'm sorry, that just hit me. Right now for real.
Wait a second, I thought you.

Speaker 13 (20:24):
Could call maybe from the credit card company, because you know,
he flies a lot, and I thought maybe you could
offer an an option to have a family get away
or may get away, and then just see what he chooses. Okay, okay, yeah, yeah,
And if he chooses to romantic get away, just see
if he can list anybody else like who you would take.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
Okay, see if he takes you or someone else. All right,
we can do that. Well, we'll play a song, come back,
and then call him and see if he is or
isn't cheating. Right after this, right in the middle of
Today's to Catch a Teeter, if you're just joining us,
Vanessa is on the phone and she thinks that her
husband of five years named Ryan might be cheating on hers.
So we're about to call him and see if we
can catch him if he is, or find out that

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he isn't. But before we do that, Vanessa, why don't
you catch everybody up on your situation.

Speaker 13 (21:13):
Yeah, my husband was getting ready to catch a flight,
so he was home watching her daughter just like celebrated
a birthday, so they were getting into good quality time.
And you know, he goes to catch a flight, We
kiss goodbye, and you know, I was just chatting with
my daughter about what happened.

Speaker 7 (21:28):
How is the hang?

Speaker 11 (21:29):
And she had said she saw daddy kissing aunt.

Speaker 6 (21:32):
Rachel speaks no sense.

Speaker 13 (21:35):
Yeah, and I'm devastated, and I just I want to
call from the credit card company and see if he
would choose between really a family get away or a
romantic vacation.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
And if she chooses romantic, see why who it is?
All right? Well, are you ready for us to call him?

Speaker 6 (21:52):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (21:52):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 7 (22:05):
Hello, Hi, how are you?

Speaker 2 (22:06):
My name is Ferrari. I'm calling from Credit Card Services?
And is this Ryan who's a customer with us? Yeah?
Speaking Ryan, this is not a marketing phone call. You're
not light on your bill either. Congratulations you're this month's
big winner.

Speaker 7 (22:23):
Oh okay, I thought I was going to have like
a giant bill. I'm money. My adrenaline come down like
a few beats. What's what's going on?

Speaker 2 (22:30):
Every single month we choose somebody who spends a lot
on travel and we reward them with a free trip.
So congratulations.

Speaker 7 (22:37):
Okay. So I'm like, there's not going to be like
a hidden fee or something like. Once I get there
and then they're like, oh, it's two thousand dollars or
something like that.

Speaker 2 (22:46):
No, our way of saying thank you for being a
valued customer and for obviously you can spend quite a
bit of money on travel, so we want to give
you a little something back. So the offer is this, well,
it's not really an offer. You've won it either a
you can choose me between a family friendly trip to
a Disney location, or you can choose a more romantic getaway.
And we have a few options on that.

Speaker 7 (23:09):
That's a tough one. So there's a family friendly one
and then there's like a more like adult one.

Speaker 2 (23:15):
We have a few different beach locations for that.

Speaker 7 (23:18):
Yeah, I mean, we got a kid. It would be
nice to do the family for anything, but it would
be nice to get away too.

Speaker 6 (23:23):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (23:25):
Uh, you know what, Let's do the romantic one. Maybe
that will be be a good thing.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
Okay, So what it's the name of the woman that
you want to take on the romantic trip with you?

Speaker 7 (23:35):
Her name Oh Vanessa?

Speaker 2 (23:37):
Oh okay, Oh that's your wife. Oh cool. Hey, trust me,
I've been doing this a long time and sometimes people
do not take their wife on there, or they're significant
not there on the trips if you know.

Speaker 7 (23:49):
Oh yeah, no, yeah, I just figured we could get
away and have a nice romantic time or something. That's funny.

Speaker 2 (23:55):
Do you ever have anybody else on deck there? You know?
For you know, you fly a lot and you travel
a lot, so different cities, different ladies.

Speaker 7 (24:05):
No guy from the credit card company.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
Okay, just wondering. I'm actually not from the credit card company.

Speaker 6 (24:10):
By the way.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
What my name is Jewbell? And I host a radio show.
It's called The Jeubil Show. Show us all here, I'm
Nina and I'm Victoria.

Speaker 7 (24:18):
What is going on right now?

Speaker 2 (24:20):
What's going on is we do a segment called to
Catch a Cheater, where if somebody thinks their significant other
is cheating on them, they can see if we can
find out. And that's what we were trying to do.
Your wife, Vanessa is actually on the phone and wants
to talk to you.

Speaker 7 (24:34):
Oh wait, I can't wait to hear this. Let's go.
What is going on right now?

Speaker 2 (24:39):
Not a terrible reaction, I mean, well.

Speaker 7 (24:44):
To send you off.

Speaker 11 (24:45):
Most recently, well Abby said she saw Daddy.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
Kissing at Rachel.

Speaker 7 (24:52):
Abby said that, yeah, what are you talking about, Rachel?
What do you mean our daughters.

Speaker 13 (24:58):
That's what she said to me when I asked her
about how your han was, and I alway said, like
a bunch of stuff. And then she said, Daddy's kissing
aunt Rachel and like she she's his one true love.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
Like what is that about?

Speaker 8 (25:15):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (25:18):
Oh my god, Now I have to say this on
the radio. This is so embarrassing. Okay, I know what happened,
but this is hilarious. And you owe me one for this, babe,
for saying this on the radio. Okay, so this is
my entire life. Everyone said I look like Freddy Prince Junior.

Speaker 2 (25:38):
Okay, good for easy.

Speaker 7 (25:41):
I have longer hair, but I do look like him.
I really, do you give me a nice short haircut?
That's what I look like. It's creepy, Do I not?

Speaker 6 (25:50):
You? Do you do?

Speaker 7 (25:51):
Okay? I was rushing around. I was trying to get ready.
I just threw on something on the TV. I just
kind of threw Abby down. I was like, hey, screen time,
let's let go, and I started packing my bag. I
was running late, and then I'm in the other room
and I hear her saying like Daddy no, And like
the first like few times, I ignore it. I figure
she's just doing something, but over and over again, I'm like,

(26:13):
what is going on? They just turned the TV on
and I had just put on. She's all that without
even thinking about it. It was the end where a,
you know, Freddie Prince Junior and Rachel Lee Cook were
just kissing and they're all in log or whatever, and
she's all like seeing a guy that looks just like me,
her dad kissing at some girl, and she's like, Daddy, no.

Speaker 12 (26:36):
Oh.

Speaker 11 (26:37):
I kind of diffused the situation.

Speaker 7 (26:39):
But I grew up in the nineties. She's kind of
always been like, jokingly, my hall pass too. So I
thought Rachel and that Daddy's true love and it was funny.
I thought I forgot. She retains literally everything we say
to her now at this point.

Speaker 2 (26:57):
Wait, so she saw a movie scene and thought it
was you actually kissing someone else?

Speaker 11 (27:01):
Oh yeah, I just oh, okay, so she thought you
were killing Rachel. Okay, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
If Vanessa wasn't like saying, like, she knows that you
look like Freddy Prince Junior and this could happen, I
would think you were lying.

Speaker 13 (27:23):
Yeah, No, he totally does.

Speaker 7 (27:27):
It's just the look thing.

Speaker 11 (27:30):
And if you know her daughter, you can totally see
it happening.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
That's funny, It's really funny. Well, congratulations, Vanessa, you found
out your husband is not cheating on you.

Speaker 7 (27:40):
Yes, yeah, congratulations, true love.

Speaker 2 (27:45):
The only bad news is there's no real trip getaway
trip there.

Speaker 3 (27:49):
But she did say you made a lot of make
a lot of money though your probably book one. He
looks like Reddy Prince Junior, and he's loaded, Vanessa, and
he doesn't cheat.

Speaker 14 (28:04):
The jewel shows to cash a cheater.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
One second, I'm almost ready.

Speaker 9 (28:16):
You know what's weird about your quizes, Katie, is that
all the work is right and just the answers are wrong.
I know that having a boyfriend may seem like the
most important thing in the world right now, but you
don't have to dumb yourself down to get guys to
like you.

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Speaker 3 (29:25):
Nice?

Speaker 2 (29:25):
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Speaker 5 (29:36):
Cock Do you mean a venty No?

Speaker 7 (29:38):
I mean large?

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Speaker 6 (29:39):
Yeah.

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Speaker 6 (29:41):
Is large, no vent is twenty Danny large is large.

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Speaker 6 (29:51):
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Speaker 2 (29:53):
Congratulations for stupid and three languages. Time for America's favorite
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to Macy's. And let's meet today's contestant for you versus Victoria, Carlos.
What's up, Carlos, what's going on? Not much? Man? Are

(30:15):
you ready to take on the world's Oh yes, that's
the toughest trivia competition ever. Pressure, it can get tricky.

Speaker 7 (30:25):
I think I can match you.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
Okay, all right, we're gonna send Victoria out of the studio.
While she's leaving, Carlos, The game is played like this.
You have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass and Victoria
has to beat you outright to wain.

Speaker 7 (30:38):
Okay, gotcha?

Speaker 2 (30:41):
All right, the door is closed, she's outside in Carlos,
Your time starts now.

Speaker 3 (30:46):
The United States of America was originally made up of
how many colonies.

Speaker 6 (30:55):
Poor.

Speaker 3 (30:56):
What is the poor called? Where hair grows from all coles?
How many legs does a spider have?

Speaker 7 (31:05):
Eight?

Speaker 3 (31:06):
What year did women gain the right to vote? Wow,
it's an important year.

Speaker 6 (31:13):
Ni.

Speaker 2 (31:14):
What do colors make? Purple?

Speaker 7 (31:18):
I don't know, orange and blue?

Speaker 2 (31:20):
All right, we'll bring Victoria back into the studio while
she's getting settled. Carlos, what's something you would like the
world to know about you today? I'm just a.

Speaker 7 (31:29):
Great guy trying to stay cool in this climate weather.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
What do you do for what? Carlos? A great guy.

Speaker 7 (31:36):
I'm actually on Long Shortman.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
Oh, that's cool. What is that?

Speaker 8 (31:41):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (31:42):
We work on work on the waterfront.

Speaker 7 (31:43):
We uh do contentner ships.

Speaker 6 (31:46):
We know there's a crane.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
Yeah. You guys have a dope ass union like they do. Yeah,
growing up, like a lot of people want to be
Long Shorman where I grew up because like, you get
taken care of for life. Your union is so good.
Is is it the same with you? Carlos?

Speaker 7 (32:04):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (32:04):
Yeah, yeah in like twenty three years. Yeah, wow, dude,
that you have a you have a great job. And
also it's one of those jobs where I had a
friend in high school. She got out of high school
and her dad retired, but because of the way the
union works, she was able to take his position, and
she was making like two hundred grand out of high
school a German. Yeah, yeah, yeah, what's up Carlos.

Speaker 5 (32:24):
Also, Carlos like some future security.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
He's a great guy who's a long German. Got a
lot of job security and probably making pretty good money.
All right, Carlos job security? Yeah, all right? Victoria, is
I think ready to go? Yikes? Are you? I don't know.
I'll find out. All right, Here we go, Victoria thirty
seconds to answer as so many questions as possible. If
you don't know one, just say pass, and you have

(32:50):
to beat Carlos outright, wining, Carlos, you can tell Victoria
whin to go?

Speaker 3 (32:55):
The United States of America was originally made up of
how many colonies?

Speaker 2 (32:59):
Thirteen? What is the poor called? Where hair grows from?
That's pass? How many legs does a spider have? Eight?
What year did women gain the right to vote?

Speaker 6 (33:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (33:12):
Because I really should know this one? Eighteen sixteen, nineteen, And.

Speaker 3 (33:16):
I'll be honest, it's my likeaels are in nineteen? What
two colors make purple? Red and blue? How many months
were in the Mayan Calendar a lot.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
All right, Let's go to the scoreboard and find out
how you guys did with our scoreboard. Producer bred.

Speaker 5 (33:35):
I feel like Victoria was reading the Mayan calendar, which
she said eighteen sixteen nineteen?

Speaker 2 (33:39):
What year was eighteen sixteen?

Speaker 5 (33:44):
Carlos got too correct and Victoria got three correct.

Speaker 2 (33:50):
Victoria wins. Carlos. I'm sorry you didn't win, you versus Victoria,
but you did get one hundred dollars Mason's gift card
just for playing. What's up? Carlos, Thank you, good luck.

Speaker 7 (34:00):
Yeah, I can't believe you got it.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
All right, let's go over the answers now with Nina.

Speaker 3 (34:06):
There are thirteen colonies that originally made up in the
United States of America. A hair follicle is the poor
where hair grows from. Spider does have eight legs. The
year the women gained the right to vote nineteen nineteen twenty.

Speaker 2 (34:21):
Dang, Yeah, I knew that red and blue do make purple.

Speaker 3 (34:24):
And then there are eighteen months in the Mayan calendar
or eighteen months in the my calendar.

Speaker 2 (34:29):
Kind of off on right too. I said a lot you
can do, say a lot, all right, Carlos, thank you,
for playing to play You versus Victoria at the same
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Speaker 9 (34:43):
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Speaker 2 (34:50):
Brooke is on the phone today for our first date
follow up and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Craig.
So in a second we're gonna call him and see
IFO tell us why he's ghostinger or maybe get her
another date. But first, Brook, how long is the vinces
you are from Craig?

Speaker 1 (35:02):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (35:03):
Hey, oh gosh.

Speaker 12 (35:04):
I haven't heard from Craig in a few days, which
is weird because before the date we were texting all
the time.

Speaker 2 (35:09):
Have you reached out to him in that time though?

Speaker 12 (35:11):
Yeah, Well, at the end of our date, he was like, okay,
well just hit me up when you're ready to hang
out again, and so I.

Speaker 6 (35:16):
Did, and then Cricket like just nothing.

Speaker 3 (35:20):
Okays, let's go backwards and play a tective tell us
about your date.

Speaker 12 (35:24):
We met on a dating app like most people. I
think it was Hinge and I had seen on his
profile lead he had like pictures of him doing that
ax roaring thing. So I set up the perfect date
where we threw axes, which by the way, is really
freaking hard if you Oh my god, my shoulders still hurt.

(35:45):
So he totally kicked my butt, but like it was
super fun, Like we had fun challenging each other and
we were having so much fun that we went to
the bar next door and kept having a drinks all
night where we played starts Where's He also kicked my butt.

Speaker 11 (35:59):
Again, I'm not very good at.

Speaker 12 (36:00):
These things, but point being that we had a lot
of fun, Like he was laughing the whole time with me,
Like it's not in my head, like he really had
a good time, I'm pretty sure.

Speaker 3 (36:10):
Well, other than laughing and stuff, what kind of gave
you the vibe that he was into it?

Speaker 12 (36:15):
I mean, he asked me to go.

Speaker 2 (36:17):
Home with him, So did you go?

Speaker 11 (36:21):
I did?

Speaker 6 (36:22):
He did?

Speaker 12 (36:23):
I mean I felt safe with him, like we've really
connected or so I.

Speaker 2 (36:26):
Thought, well, what happened at his place? Did all kinds
of fun things happen? Uh?

Speaker 12 (36:32):
There were some fun adult things that happened. But I'm
like a little worried because When we first got to
his apartment, he has a roommate that was just chilling
on the couch and we like said hello to him,
and he was really hot, and in my drunken state,
I may have been like, oh, my god, your roommate
is totally fine. So I don't know if that like

(36:53):
offended him, but like I clearly went into credroom, so
I was not going to look up with his roommate.
I don't know if that's why he's ghosting me.

Speaker 3 (37:02):
How would you feel, Jubil, you take a girl home
to hook up with you, you have a roommate on
her way to your bedroom.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
She says, Man, your roommate is so hot. Yeah, I
guess it depends how hot he is. It might be like, yeah,
I agree, I know he's very hot, but you're with me,
so probably wouldn't bother me that much, although maybe it should.
I don't know what did he do when you said that.

Speaker 12 (37:25):
He just kind of ignored it, like there wasn't a
reciprocal conversation about his roommate being hot. And then I
was like, oh, I'm just like drunk and rambling. But
then we just started making out, so you know, no
more conversation needed.

Speaker 3 (37:38):
I wonder if he like kind of got in his
head and thought maybe you were fantasizing about the roommate.
Would you still follow through hooking up with a girl
jubil if you knew that she was thinking about somebody else?

Speaker 2 (37:48):
Depends how much I liked her. If I really liked her, No,
but she's thinking about somebody else, wouldn't that be worse?
Well if I didn't, if I didn't really like her
that much? Whatever? Yeah's transactional. Yeah, do you think about
whatever you want? Okay? Yeah, but if you like her
and then I liked her, I would rather she'd be
thinking about me. Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 6 (38:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (38:08):
Well that's why I want you to call him, because clearly,
if you're thinking that, it's wrong. Like I just made
an off the cuff comment while drunk, So I want
to make sure he's not like.

Speaker 6 (38:15):
Looking too much.

Speaker 12 (38:16):
Until I really liked him like a lot, Like we
had a lot of fun. I really want to see
him again. He's super hot.

Speaker 2 (38:21):
And how did things end when you left?

Speaker 12 (38:24):
Yeah, I mean we had a nice time together and
he said, like, you know, hit me up when you
want to hang out again. So I felt like we
both were into it and wanted to go on another date,
but then you know, I texted him, it's been a
few days and then now just nothing.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
Okay, well we'll see if we can figure it out for you,
play a song come back, and then call him and
ask him why is ghosting you? And maybe get you
another date?

Speaker 6 (38:45):
Okay, okay, cool, thank you a lot.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
All right, we'll play a song, come back, get your
first day follow ups next. If you're just joining us
for today's the first day follow up. The Brook is
on the phone and she's getting ghosted by a dude, Craig.
So we're about to call him and see if you'll
tell us why is ghost singer and maybe get her
another date. But first, Brooke, why don't you refresh everybody's
memory on your situation?

Speaker 12 (39:08):
Yes, so met Craig on Hinge. We had a great
date where we played some sports dy light games that
I sucked at. Then we went back to his place.

Speaker 6 (39:18):
And we had a really great night together.

Speaker 12 (39:20):
But I may have put my foot in my mouth
and made a comment about his roomy being hot, and
I'm wondering if that's why he's now ghosting me.

Speaker 2 (39:27):
Okay, all right, are you ready for us to call him.

Speaker 11 (39:30):
Yes, please, okay.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
Here we go.

Speaker 6 (39:43):
Hello.

Speaker 2 (39:44):
Hi, I'm as seen to Craig. Please, Yes you are Craig.
How are you? My name is Jewbel I houst the
radio show. It's called The Jewel Show. Hi, Craig, I'm
Nina also on the show. Hi, I'm Victoria. How are you?

Speaker 3 (39:55):
Hey?

Speaker 6 (39:55):
Hello, I'm fun.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
You ever listened to the show?

Speaker 15 (39:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (39:58):
Me, Mommy listened to it all the time.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
Oh sweet, cool man. Well then you've probably heard a
first a follow up before. Yeah yeah, oh yeah, perfect. Well,
if since you already know, i'll say it anyway. A
first a follow up is where if you go on
a date with someone and then you ghost them, they
can email us to get you on the phone and
ask why you're ghosting them, And we got to email
about you, Craig.

Speaker 6 (40:21):
Wait, you said you got an email about me?

Speaker 3 (40:22):
Yes, okay, I.

Speaker 2 (40:25):
Was from a woman named Brooke. Yeah okay, yeah, she
emailed us, told us about your days, says she really
likes you, but she's confused because you haven't called her back.

Speaker 6 (40:40):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. I remember.
She's she's beautiful, she's one of them, she's gorgeous. I
mean she I'm a sucker for red lipstick, and she
wasn't well. Oh, I had a lot of fun. Whether
she's she's gorgeous, she's fun. I had a great time

(41:00):
with her. We went on a date ax throwing. She's
not good at it. Uh, went on another day, I
mean on the same night.

Speaker 2 (41:12):
Throwing, and then you know, like hung out and went
back to your place, and she thought you guys were
really vibing.

Speaker 6 (41:20):
We did, Yeah, we were, we were. I gotta be
once with you. She's kind of weird to me. She's
kind of weird to me. Okay, well we got back
to our place. Well, I mean in my place. I'm sorry,
I'm talking about we'll wait to place and everything. We're
hooking up. We're having a good time. I'm robbing what.
Everything's great. And she asked me to bark.

Speaker 2 (41:43):
Like a dog, like a dog like.

Speaker 6 (41:47):
Bark. Yes, she asked me to bark, and okay, I
did it, but I didn't feel quite comfortable, you know,
because it's barking.

Speaker 2 (41:56):
You know, this is the first time anybody's asked you
to bark.

Speaker 6 (41:59):
In yes, yes, dall quickly came out. Yes that it
came out. It's very Yeah, I'd never had. I mean,
like she was asked this for like Husky Wilder barks.
It wasn't the chiwila stuff she wanted real like, like
from the gut bark.

Speaker 2 (42:15):
How far into the you guys getting intimate did she
request us?

Speaker 6 (42:20):
I would say all of maybe five minutes. Five minutes
you know, well Huggan were kissing and calls her coming
off and we're about to do it, and she's like, hey,
I like you to bark for me. And she was insistent,
like like like her voice dropped like five octas, like
I really wish you would bark for me. You got it?

(42:44):
Whatever hand about because I'm barking. I'm literally barking for
my life right now. Because I don't know what this
was about. I mean, she's cool. I mean she brought
a bag in a room. People, she brought a bag
in a room with me. I don't know what's in
the bag. You could have been like d Diddy party favorite.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
Probably her purse in a leather satchel.

Speaker 6 (43:02):
It was a leather bag with a clip. You protect me.
I don't know, I don't know. She's cool. No, she's cool,
and she's beautiful. My god, red lipstick oh, but it
was just too much.

Speaker 2 (43:13):
But she's beautiful and the red lipstick and everything else,
like that's why, that's why.

Speaker 6 (43:20):
I mean, I gotta judge.

Speaker 12 (43:24):
I know it's on the radio, but I'm.

Speaker 7 (43:25):
Just letting you know.

Speaker 6 (43:26):
That's what's scared. And you off, Okay, bark you got me.

Speaker 12 (43:30):
You couldn't have been that scared, Craig, because jeez, you
barked for me like it was no problem.

Speaker 11 (43:34):
You can't and you shut me into my ship the wire.

Speaker 12 (43:38):
You bothered after the fact.

Speaker 6 (43:40):
Oh whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa? Is that is
that Brook?

Speaker 2 (43:43):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (43:45):
Oh see I knew what that was done again Okay, okay,
Hi Brooke, Hi Brooki.

Speaker 10 (43:55):
Tiebrook?

Speaker 12 (43:56):
So wait, Cray, did you did you really not like it?
Because I am a very consent based.

Speaker 6 (44:02):
Person like I would never make you do something you're uncomfortable.
You stared at me like Hannibal leptor what the next
answer should have been? Yes, I'm scared of Brooke. You mean,
I don't know you plus that bag?

Speaker 3 (44:14):
Brook?

Speaker 6 (44:15):
Honey? You you brought the axe from off fos date.
You brought the axe home from Offers date.

Speaker 11 (44:21):
Your listen, you're like a foka right, like, how.

Speaker 6 (44:26):
Did you even get it out the how did you
even get out the club you brought to act with you?
You stole the ax from FoST. I did not break
an act with me.

Speaker 11 (44:33):
You're being ridiculous.

Speaker 6 (44:35):
Listen, I'm just saying.

Speaker 2 (44:39):
They actually sound really good together. I don't know about
you guys, but.

Speaker 12 (44:45):
Oh yeah, so like hopefully it's okay, crag because we're
stilling some tea. He talked about my bark fetish.

Speaker 6 (44:51):
Well, I guess it's a fetish, and listen, it's not
really my thing.

Speaker 12 (44:54):
But I'm gonna give you my feet if that's what
you want, and I give them to you.

Speaker 6 (44:57):
So like, hey, hey, hey, hey one, no one talks
about the feet. That's a personal thing to me. I
love the feet. The websites that cater to feet. There's
no websites catering to dudes barking.

Speaker 9 (45:12):
My friends.

Speaker 16 (45:16):
On the dark web, yes, on the dark web that
you are. And I don't want to be a member
of that little scenario. I don't want to be a
dark web member, like, oh, look a dude, he's in
the lips little skin barking. Oh there goes one down.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
You don't like the barking at all, Craig barking is.

Speaker 6 (45:29):
A gateway drug man at least the leather and whits
and dominatrix heeled on the neck. I don't know her
well enough like that.

Speaker 7 (45:36):
I don't know.

Speaker 12 (45:39):
Let's have a conversation and we can get to know
each other and slow down in the bedroom if you're uncomfortable.

Speaker 6 (45:46):
Yeah, I said, it's parted to the fly. Actually, you know,
I want to buck the milk carton talking about last
time saw him barking.

Speaker 2 (45:56):
Craig, would you like to go on another date with Brooke?
Will pay for it and then you guys can have
more of a conversation.

Speaker 6 (46:02):
Pay book. When you saw my roommate, how did you
What were you thinking when you said he looks hot?

Speaker 7 (46:07):
What?

Speaker 6 (46:07):
What does that mean?

Speaker 11 (46:09):
I totally knew you were about my roommate.

Speaker 12 (46:12):
Listen, you're totally hot, and so is your roommate. Him
being hot doesn't take away my attraction from you. I
realized I was kind of drunk and I shouldn't have
made that comment. And I can see why you might
take that and feel insecure. But I really like you,
not just because you're hot, because you are, but because
we have fun.

Speaker 2 (46:28):
To get here. You're crazy obviously.

Speaker 6 (46:32):
I just want to make sure that we have an
understanding that I'm the hot one here. Thank you, the
bark one six.

Speaker 11 (46:38):
You're going to take me out again?

Speaker 6 (46:42):
Gee? See that she might go all right there?

Speaker 2 (46:46):
Bark once if you want to take her out again?
A fair request? Twice and you want to do this
to me?

Speaker 6 (46:50):
An you're really gonna make me balk? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (46:53):
Or two for no?

Speaker 6 (46:54):
Okay? Bock park bog park? Wow?

Speaker 11 (46:57):
So you got me bad?

Speaker 6 (46:58):
It's looking because relation ship. If I'm barking on the
radio a rady?

Speaker 7 (47:02):
So is that a no?

Speaker 2 (47:03):
Then, Craig, Yeah, I'm no bars.

Speaker 6 (47:05):
I'll go out with you again and make sure I
bring my column.

Speaker 2 (47:11):
Juble's first day follow up how many men does it
take to hang one? TV? Also who had another awkward
visit to the doctor and who might be the victim
of a scam? Also, if you haven't heard the latest
Dad jokes, you'll get all that and more when we
check in with the Jewel Show coming up right after this.
It's the Jewel Show. Your Heart is True, You're Bell

(47:39):
and co. Everyone just a little. The biggest gift would
be from me and the car Detash would say, oh

(47:59):
that felt really good. Wow. Every iconic show has their
wacky cast of characters, and the Jubil Show is no different.
Why it's the Jewbil Show with your drunk ant Nina Hi.
And then there's everybody's favorite younger sister, Victoria Ramirez Hi.
And who could forget the quirky neighbor kid who lives
next door and pops by every once in a while
to sell magazine subscriptions so she can get her flying

(48:21):
squirrel a tiny helmet in a parachute. Our social media
producer Gabby Hey see you first. And then of course
there's producer Brad, he's a dad hey chief. And then
there's me, I'm Jewbel And this is the Jewbil Show.
And let's find out what's going on with our lives
this week when we check in with the show. Nina,
what's been going on in your life this week?

Speaker 3 (48:40):
Have you guys heard of ballabangles? Okay, so I got
got and have been influenced so hard and I cannot
wait till they arrive. So ballabangles are basically these chunky
weighted bracelets, so you wear them and you're just adding
extra weight to everything that you do. Kind of like
ankle weight. So it's like I'm just hanging out raising
my hand in the air, like I just don't care.

(49:01):
That is like a workout.

Speaker 2 (49:03):
It's like a workout while you're doing other stuff.

Speaker 13 (49:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (49:05):
But I really got got because there was this video
of this girl who was curling her hair blow drying
her hair and she had the weights on.

Speaker 2 (49:10):
It was like getting ripped genius.

Speaker 3 (49:12):
Then there's another one this girl is picking up her
wine glass and just like putting it down.

Speaker 12 (49:16):
I mean.

Speaker 2 (49:21):
Exactly.

Speaker 3 (49:22):
So I got pink ones and I can't wait. I'm
just like, I'm a big fan of multitasking. So if
I can wear these cute chunky bracelets, lift weights and
still go about my day, yeah, tone my arms while
drinking wine. I mean, you can't beat this.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
I'm super interested. You know, I'm under I'm like a
meathead on the lobe like I don't know, but I
am like I have weights and I walk around sometimes,
you know what I mean. Like, but I want to
wear those Bengo bracelets. When you were talking about it,
I was like, that sounds cool.

Speaker 3 (49:46):
If you can get matching ones when they get your guys,
don't you worry. I will wear them. Every day with
my outfit until I get bored of them. But I
cannot wait, especially if they work, I'll be wearing tank
tops forever.

Speaker 2 (49:58):
How much were they? Oh, I got the dupe.

Speaker 3 (50:00):
So the baoer Bangos themselves were like eighty dollars, and
so I went on Amazon and I found a dupe
and it was like thirty bucks. So betay do a
eighty dollars. I didn't want to pay eighty dollars. I
paid thirty dollars and now they'll be here today.

Speaker 2 (50:15):
That is a great life hack. Yeah, it's a great
live find similar product on Amazon. Yeah, that's a good Yeah.
Actually it was legit. It's just a weighted bracelet. I
believe you. Victoria. What's going on with you this week?

Speaker 4 (50:26):
Oh my gosh, guys, I changed my check and like
literally twenty minutes ago, and my doctor called me.

Speaker 2 (50:31):
It was my obed let's forget oh the same doctor.
Is this the chamedia doctor? Thankfully?

Speaker 14 (50:36):
No?

Speaker 2 (50:37):
Okay, in case anyone's curious, I never had chlamydia. I
just made joke about having chlmdia to my doctor. Granted,
was not my smart Victoria was at the doctor's office
and what did how did it go. It's just me.

Speaker 4 (50:47):
He was asking me if, like I want to get
tested for like STDs and like all these things, and
I'm like, no, it's okay. I got my Chmmtia checked
last week like why even.

Speaker 2 (50:59):
I said that? I don't know, because you thought he
was cute and you were trying to flirt. Yeah, let
him know you're easy. I like laughed, and he was
just like wait what. I was like, oh, I'm I apologized.
That was a joke. I don't know why I made joke.
So was it that doctor that called you?

Speaker 4 (51:15):
No, thankfully it was my ob G I N that
called me, and she was asking me. She's like, well,
do you have like any news like sexual partners or
anything like that. I'm like yeah and just yes.

Speaker 2 (51:25):
I'm like no, no, doctors don't really joke about that
stuff as well as you think you know. I'm like, no,
I'm sorry, because I am doc. I'm knocking out of
the park. Why was she called to ask you that?
Though I didn't.

Speaker 4 (51:45):
I messaged her the other day that I was having
the finished sues and I had a question. So that's
what she asked.

Speaker 3 (51:52):
The videos back. I'm kidding, I'm kidding. She's never had
a chomdio my family. Listen, it was your idea to
tell this story.

Speaker 2 (52:03):
I know, I just didn't think about it. Like, anyways,
I'm joking with your doctors. I love the story. Yeah,
the doctors apparently have no funny bone.

Speaker 9 (52:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (52:14):
Oh wow, that was good.

Speaker 4 (52:17):
I just got that we were face to face in person,
cause I probably would have been mortified. But anyways, I
was in one of those mini studios back there.

Speaker 2 (52:23):
It feels like a strained question to call and ask.
But anyway, that's cool. There there's more to this story.
I don't understand. Maybe she was hitting on you, Victoria.
You scheduled an appointment. Do you have any partners.

Speaker 3 (52:36):
Recently?

Speaker 2 (52:37):
It's going to be a long visit. Oh look, it's
our social media producer, Gabby. Stop him by. What's up, Gabby?
What's going on with your life?

Speaker 14 (52:46):
The other day, I was hanging out downstairs at my
house and I heard a ruckus upstairs, and.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
I was like, oh, I'm gonna I'm gonna check that out.

Speaker 14 (52:54):
I go stairs in all three men that I live with,
my husband and two of our of our best friend
friends are huddled around the instructions.

Speaker 2 (53:03):
To try to get the TV mount.

Speaker 10 (53:06):
And I was like, hey, guys, that's good.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
You guys know.

Speaker 14 (53:12):
They were reading the concrete instructions this entire time, and
they wanted.

Speaker 2 (53:16):
To installing it in concrete, a concrete wall.

Speaker 14 (53:22):
They were just installing it into our normal wall.

Speaker 2 (53:24):
It was not concrete. They went to make a pilot
hole and Sorrow.

Speaker 14 (53:27):
Was like, yeah, the the instructions say to make a
pilot hole that's half an inch thick.

Speaker 2 (53:34):
And I was like that that can't be right.

Speaker 13 (53:36):
Give me.

Speaker 2 (53:39):
So I had to sit there and read them the instructions.

Speaker 12 (53:44):
Hanging of it up.

Speaker 2 (53:46):
It is up and it has not fallen yet. Nice
good accured in there, like if it was concrete down.
Pretty sod with up with you?

Speaker 6 (53:55):
This week?

Speaker 5 (53:55):
My daughter wants to learn a new language, and so
we were looking up different languages to learn, and that
is one of the things on the list.

Speaker 2 (54:01):
But did you know I found out what the least
spoken language is sign language? Oh I see what ear
did there? Because you can't speak it?

Speaker 12 (54:13):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (54:14):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (54:16):
Took a second to think in watching it, that was
pretty funny. It so rough appreciate that. Anything else, you know?
That's it? What's wrong with you?

Speaker 13 (54:27):
Jewel?

Speaker 2 (54:29):
Not much. I had something funny to share with the
class this week, but I forgot it, so I don't
remember what it is. But I am excited because you know,
I've been doing music now. My first song that I
released is out on wherever you get music. It's called
Just You and it's Why Me. So if you search that,
go listen to it please. But I'm going to be
releasing a new song at the end of the month.
And then I actually got a call from a production

(54:51):
company that wants to buy one of my songs to
use for like a TV show or something like that.
So I'm excited about that. Yeah, and it's not even
a song that's done. Somebody's it to them and they
liked it, and I think it's terrible right now. So
I listened to it and I was like, well, to
each their own song songs, why do you want to
buy this? But whatever? I mean, Yeah, so that's cool.

(55:14):
That's really cool. How does that work, though? Do they
redo it with you or like? No, they would buy
the licensing for it and so that they could use
the song, and then they can also just buy the
song straight up and then it's there and they can
do whatever they want with it.

Speaker 4 (55:28):
Wow, I'm curious to see, Like, since they bought it
and you said it's terrible, I don't know what actually
is terrible. What since you say it is, I'm curious
see what they put it behind. It's a show making
fun of people trying to do music. Guys got me
all time.

Speaker 3 (55:46):
He just decides to start doing music and then he
gets a call from a publishing something that doesn't happen.

Speaker 2 (55:52):
It's cool. I'm excited about it. So please go check
out my music if on wherever you get music. I'm
really good at promoting it obviously, but yeah, help you
a little bit. Yeah, sure, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (56:01):
They search Jubile Fresh on Spotify or iHeartRadio or anywhere
you get music, Apple, Google, wherever you go. Just search
jubile Fresh and you'll find just you. That's how you
do it, because there's only just to you. It's time
for Nina's what's trending?

Speaker 2 (56:21):
Did you know Sabrina Carpenter is related to Bart Simpson?
Yes you did. Yeah, I've been told just like three
or four times now, now this too.

Speaker 3 (56:28):
Okay, So Nancy Cartwright, the actress who's the voice of
Bart Simpson, just revealed on TikTok that Sabrina Carpenter is
her niece. Oh really yeah, I like she revealed it
on TikTok. Well, she's smart, she knows that's the place
that's going to reach the most people. You probably make money.

Speaker 2 (56:42):
Off of it. Sabrina Carpenter should do a song with
Bart that Yeah, that would be great, man, that would
be so good. I would I don't know why it
took so long to find that out. I would have
told the world right away.

Speaker 4 (56:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (56:54):
Sabrina Carpenter's known for like what twenty four years, twenty four?
How old she is twenty four?

Speaker 2 (56:59):
Right?

Speaker 14 (56:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (57:00):
Yeah, she wanted to make it on her own. And
now and now Bartnsation.

Speaker 3 (57:06):
Okay, this is wild and Taco Bell is launching a
retirement community for young people. And part of the reason
is because they feel like gen Z will never retire.

Speaker 2 (57:17):
A job. First I thought that was Portland. Isn't that
where young people go to retire? But this is this
is the also part of it. So you know how
Grandma Core is kind of a jam right now? Style wise,
Grandma Core like older looking grandma clothes. Yeah, that's a vibe.
And so Taco Bell knows that and they're like, you

(57:38):
know what, let's Grandma Core this up. Have a retirement
community for gen zers because they'll be attracted to it.
And we're going to party for two days. And that's
exactly what they're doing. It's going to be two days
in August in San Diego. It's called the Cantina Cool.
It's like there's activities including pickleball, croquet, painting classes, and
knitting circles. See man and Grandma Core.

Speaker 3 (58:01):
They know exactly who their audience is. It looks pretty fun,
but so you have to get in there really quick.
So it's fifty bucks for one day or one hundred
and fifty dollars for two nights, lodging instead, like and
all of that that. The reservations open next Tuesday at
the Cantina dot Net so it's first come, first serve.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
Victoria's writing it down dot net talk about how to
get a dot net address.

Speaker 5 (58:26):
Well, the millennials took all the dot com so now
we're going to try to make dot net cool man.

Speaker 3 (58:30):
They're also going to have elevated taco bell dining experiences.

Speaker 2 (58:34):
Oh are they? It's by Tacos. How do you easy?

Speaker 7 (58:40):
Easy party?

Speaker 2 (58:42):
Elevated taco Bell. It's just going to be like a
really high building. I think it sounds like a really
great time. That sounds fun.

Speaker 3 (58:49):
I don't know why they're leaning into Grandma Course so much.
They could have just said it was a party and
we'd still want to go. Yeah, sedates in August, and
it just says that the sign up is next week
on Tuesday. I'm looking further and there is no date. Okay,
so just sign up for that fifty bucks. One hundred
and fifty bucks also sounds like a steal, but anyway. Yeah,

(59:10):
a Nickelodeon movie is coming straight to Netflix, which one
strap your seatbelts on for SpongeBob square Pants.

Speaker 2 (59:17):
It's called Saving Bikini Bottom. The Sandy Cheeks movie trailer.

Speaker 13 (59:21):
What a movie.

Speaker 2 (59:23):
That's cool. That's an actual character.

Speaker 4 (59:26):
You don't know who Sandy is in SpongeBob. She's a
squirrel that lives at the bottom of the ocean. She
wears like it sounds like a space suit because she
has a like a yeah, she can't breathe in the water.

Speaker 2 (59:43):
Yeah, squirrel. They're heading to Texas, also Victoria. What do
you mean that's well, I guess where it takes place.
That's what the description is. Wow, come on you know.

Speaker 3 (59:52):
Speak But anyway, if you're looking forward to that, it's
another reason to party. So that's what's trending.

Speaker 2 (59:58):
Jubles Dirty Little Secrets? You have a dirty little secret? Oh?

Speaker 11 (01:00:03):
Do I ever have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 6 (01:00:07):
Show?

Speaker 15 (01:00:08):
My best friend is set to get married next weekend,
but her fiance got drunk like two weeks ago and
ended up crashing at our house because him and my
husband are friends.

Speaker 11 (01:00:22):
And he totally hit on me and totally told me.

Speaker 15 (01:00:27):
That he's always liked me more and always thought I
was hotter, but because I was taken, that's why he's
marrying my best.

Speaker 10 (01:00:35):
Friend and all the no, no, I am like, dude,
you can't say this to me right now, you know,
Like I can't have this in my head. And like
now I'm like, do I go to my friend and
like say you're marrying your wrong guy? He's like a
total im Like I feel like he might. I don't
know now.

Speaker 11 (01:00:51):
I get that vibe from him, And.

Speaker 10 (01:00:52):
It didn't even make me feel good to be like,
oh he thought I was hot, you know, it just
made me think like it's he's stumb you know, like
he shouldn't be saying that stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:01:00):
Yeah, well Also, if he's friends with your husband, that's
a little bit disrespectful too.

Speaker 11 (01:01:05):
Oh god, you're right it is. I didn't even think
about this. That's so funny. I was also friend. I
was like, oh my husban is but you're right, it's
just like disrespectful around.

Speaker 7 (01:01:15):
So I am just like you.

Speaker 11 (01:01:17):
And now it's in my brain and I'm supposed to
be at the wedding next weekend like we all are.

Speaker 10 (01:01:20):
And like, you don't even know if he'll remember it
because he was like drunkie pamps, you know.

Speaker 11 (01:01:25):
I don't know, So I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
Maybe just tell your husband let him a good way.

Speaker 11 (01:01:33):
Dude, you need to check your friends, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
Like you find out how that man loves you too
at the same time.

Speaker 11 (01:01:38):
But it's not a twofer and we're not going to
be sister wise, so like figure your stuff out, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:01:44):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

Speaker 11 (01:01:47):
Oh thanks for letting me get it on my chest.
I'm so stressed out about it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:52):
But hey, what's up? Hey, you have a dirty little secret?
I do I really Okay, So when my.

Speaker 17 (01:02:03):
Husband pisses me off, I'm always trying to find little
ways to just get back at him and just kind
of give him the finger behind his back. So my
new thing is, if I'm not shopping with his credit card,
I am using his face razor to shave under my arms.

Speaker 6 (01:02:21):
Say that time, Oh, I used my husband's face.

Speaker 2 (01:02:26):
Raiser under my arms. I've definitely done that. Don't have
a husband, but yes, I didn't have a razor with me,
and his razor was in the bathroom, so I just
used that. Would your husband care?

Speaker 17 (01:02:40):
Probably, especially if like I haven't showered yet and I'm
just like doing a quick you know, summertime. Sometimes you
just do it a quick shave, and I'm kind of like,
screw you. So when he annoys me, in my mind,
I'm like, I used your razor under my arm.

Speaker 2 (01:02:56):
I think that does happen a lot. Probably you got
my pages on your face. Yeah, I just assume what's
going on with my razor at all times, even if
nobody's there. I just assume somebody's coming in and shaving
something that I wouldn't want on my face. That in
your toothbrush. Yeah, well, thank you for telling us your
dirty little secret.

Speaker 7 (01:03:13):
No problem.

Speaker 2 (01:03:14):
What's your dirty little secret