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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I am incredibly close to the common woman, and that
I am a woman and I'm a mother, and we
all are in a physical body, with eating hearts, with
compassion and love. We are all seekers. We all want questions,
we all want fulfillment. We want to live our best lives.
We want to be healthy and happy and squeeze the
(00:22):
most that we can out of life. I think that's
all women preach.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Love it.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
That is, of course, super down to earth celebrity Gwyneth
Paltrow telling you how she's just like you. And if
you need proof that Gwyneth Paltrow is just like you,
her website Goop has released its list of truly thoughtful
Mother's Day gifts for this coming Mother's Day. Thank you
and we'll go over it now so you can be
reminded of just how in touch with us, super down
(00:46):
to earth and everyday working mom Gwyneth Paltrow is with
the commoners. What kind of things has Gwyneth Paltrow suggested
that you should get your mom from Mother's Day, Oh, the.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Gift of sleep.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
With a stripe blanket, wrap them in your love within
with one hundred percent Italian cashmere Ooh made in la
from supremely soft Italian cashmere. This stripe blanket available on Goop.
It will only set you back three nine hundred and
ninety five dollars for Mother's Day.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
For a blanket, it must be handmade.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Uh huh and momnt.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
No, I'm just trying to justify it. Three thousand dollars justification.
That's a lot. That's a car.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Also another suggestion from Gwyneth Paltrow's website, Goop on a
great Mother's Day gift for your mom when it comes
to sleep is Sleep Program at Post Ranch in.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Oh I would love that.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
I'm not a mom, but developed in collaboration with sleep
disorder specialist and clinical psychologist, doctor Michael J.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Bruce.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
This two night retreat includes sleep focused menus, SPA treatments,
and on demand content for a full body wrap.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
I'm so scared how much this is going to be?
Speaker 3 (02:02):
How much is this? How much price upon requests? You
know sound very expensive? PM is like twenty two dollars.
You could just get your mom's time on PM in
a foot rub. Is there anything more stressful than learning
how to sleep? I mean, come on, we're going over
(02:24):
Gweneth Falchro's and you a list of things to get
your mom from Mother's Day that are truly thoughtful.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Truly thoughtful.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Yes, she probably, She's always so in touch with what
common people can afford. Thank you, a bespoke flower arrangement,
ask for lavender, jasmine and peace.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Lilies for a bedroom friendly bouquet.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Hellover, Yeah, it'll only set you back six hundred bucks.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
No die five days.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
I feel like I could get the same thing at
the florist for not six hundred dollars.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
In most arrangements, if you decide to get an arrangement
and not pick out the out of the cooler or whatever,
they are bespoke and are not six hundred.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Dollars like pixie dust in there.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Yeah, no worries though, Gweneth Poutrel's got your back if
your mom doesn't want sleep. Stuff like some coffee espresso cups.
A set of four heirloom quality porcelain espresso cups that's
too pretty to put away once Gestly, the set of
four coffee cups is only one.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Four coffee cups.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Yeah, espresso size, yes, espresso coffee like a shot glass.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
Yeah, you can't just throw the word heirloom on it.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
I call it an heirloom. I nice to see it.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
I am incredibly close to the common woman.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
And yes, you are incredibly close to the common woman.
You're going over Gwyneth Paltrow's annual list of truly thoughtful
things to get your mother for Mother's Day. The gift
of dressing the part for the mom who appreciates beauty
in all its forms, everything from forever pieces they'll reach
(04:06):
for again and again to thoughtful services she wouldn't think
to arrange for herself.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Huh, it's fair. That's a good point. Okay. How about
a portrait of a first lady?
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Wait from the Jackie Kay and slim errands, whatever that means?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Other portrait?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Does that mean like it was painted?
Speaker 4 (04:24):
So it's an actual portrait of a first lady, not
somebody painting your mother.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
No, I think it's I think well, I don't know.
From the description of it. It sounds like it's of
a first lady, but it's probably them painting your mother. Okay,
that will only set you back twenty four hundred dollars.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
That seems to be the most reasonable item so far.
What if somebody is actually painting for you? Twenty four
hundred dollars feels a little bit. I'm not saying I'm
into it. I'm saying it's the most reasonable so far.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Well knowing this, it just is a picture of somebody else.
But no, she overcharges for everything, so it's got to
be a picture of somebody.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Else, probably a picture of Gwyneth futraw Ye. Also, don't
worry about it. Gwenneth Paltrow's got your back for Mother's Day.
If you haven't got anything yet, just go to our
website Goop, and she's got a ton of down to
earth Thanks for you to buy the Gift of Ritual.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Think of the ideas below.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
As a starter kit for the kind of feel good
habits that illicit joy rather than stroke rigidity.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
What Linneth Paltrow says.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Stroke that a the retreatment and Abiza Oh yes please,
four days of classes and a unique approach to emotional
release through intention and movement held at the sixth senses
of Za and facilitated by a founder Tearing Toomey and
(05:46):
teachers J. C.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Gossset and Amy Cox. Is that the to me person
who like owns all his backpacks that are kind of expensive.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Too, don't know, don't know, but it will only set
you back seven thousand.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Okay for a whole man. That's not including the trip. Oh,
it's just the thing.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Yeah, I just thought that these kind of places only
existed in movies. I just feel like it would be
so cool to be on a retreat in a Biza.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
If the seven thousand included my flight and fists certainly
not that would be That's another ten. That's just for
the place itself. That's just to stay there.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
When you can get an Airbnb for probably like a
hundred bucks, well, you don't know that, you're popping my bubble.
I think that's cool and me and my mom can
go to a Biza?
Speaker 2 (06:29):
What does fouchros wanted to be in a touch of people.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
She'd just find really cool grocery store bears and cars, right.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Approoves, stuffed animals.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Instead, on her website, she's got a groovy initial charm necklace.
Oh that sounds like something you could get your mom
from other's day, Except this one is five thousand dollars
spaghetti necklace.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Thank you,
I am incredibly close to the common woman, and that
I am a woman and I'm a mother, and we
all are in a physical body, with eating hearts, with
compassion and love. We are all seekers. We all want questions,
we all want fulfillment. We want to live our best lives.
We want to be healthy and happy and squeeze the
(00:22):
most that we can out of life. I think that's
all women preach.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Love it.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
That is, of course, super down to earth celebrity Gwyneth
Paltrow telling you how she's just like you. And if
you need proof that Gwyneth Paltrow is just like you,
her website Goop has released its list of truly thoughtful
Mother's Day gifts for this coming Mother's Day. Thank you
and we'll go over it now so you can be
reminded of just how in touch with us, super down
(00:46):
to earth and everyday working mom Gwyneth Paltrow is with
the commoners. What kind of things has Gwyneth Paltrow suggested
that you should get your mom from Mother's Day, Oh, the.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Gift of sleep.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
With a stripe blanket, wrap them in your love within
with one hundred percent Italian cashmere Ooh made in la
from supremely soft Italian cashmere. This stripe blanket available on Goop.
It will only set you back three nine hundred and
ninety five dollars for Mother's Day.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
For a blanket, it must be handmade.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Uh huh and momnt.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
No, I'm just trying to justify it. Three thousand dollars justification.
That's a lot. That's a car.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Also another suggestion from Gwyneth Paltrow's website, Goop on a
great Mother's Day gift for your mom when it comes
to sleep is Sleep Program at Post Ranch in.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Oh I would love that.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
I'm not a mom, but developed in collaboration with sleep
disorder specialist and clinical psychologist, doctor Michael J.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Bruce.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
This two night retreat includes sleep focused menus, SPA treatments,
and on demand content for a full body wrap.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
I'm so scared how much this is going to be?
Speaker 3 (02:02):
How much is this? How much price upon requests? You
know sound very expensive? PM is like twenty two dollars.
You could just get your mom's time on PM in
a foot rub. Is there anything more stressful than learning
how to sleep? I mean, come on, we're going over
(02:24):
Gweneth Falchro's and you a list of things to get
your mom from Mother's Day that are truly thoughtful.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Truly thoughtful.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Yes, she probably, She's always so in touch with what
common people can afford. Thank you, a bespoke flower arrangement,
ask for lavender, jasmine and peace.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Lilies for a bedroom friendly bouquet.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Hellover, Yeah, it'll only set you back six hundred bucks.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
No die five days.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
I feel like I could get the same thing at
the florist for not six hundred dollars.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
In most arrangements, if you decide to get an arrangement
and not pick out the out of the cooler or whatever,
they are bespoke and are not six hundred.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Dollars like pixie dust in there.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Yeah, no worries though, Gweneth Poutrel's got your back if
your mom doesn't want sleep. Stuff like some coffee espresso cups.
A set of four heirloom quality porcelain espresso cups that's
too pretty to put away once Gestly, the set of
four coffee cups is only one.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Four coffee cups.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Yeah, espresso size, yes, espresso coffee like a shot glass.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
Yeah, you can't just throw the word heirloom on it.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
I call it an heirloom. I nice to see it.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
I am incredibly close to the common woman.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
And yes, you are incredibly close to the common woman.
You're going over Gwyneth Paltrow's annual list of truly thoughtful
things to get your mother for Mother's Day. The gift
of dressing the part for the mom who appreciates beauty
in all its forms, everything from forever pieces they'll reach
(04:06):
for again and again to thoughtful services she wouldn't think
to arrange for herself.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Huh, it's fair. That's a good point. Okay. How about
a portrait of a first lady?
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Wait from the Jackie Kay and slim errands, whatever that means?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Other portrait?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Does that mean like it was painted?
Speaker 4 (04:24):
So it's an actual portrait of a first lady, not
somebody painting your mother.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
No, I think it's I think well, I don't know.
From the description of it. It sounds like it's of
a first lady, but it's probably them painting your mother. Okay,
that will only set you back twenty four hundred dollars.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
That seems to be the most reasonable item so far.
What if somebody is actually painting for you? Twenty four
hundred dollars feels a little bit. I'm not saying I'm
into it. I'm saying it's the most reasonable so far.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Well knowing this, it just is a picture of somebody else.
But no, she overcharges for everything, so it's got to
be a picture of somebody.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Else, probably a picture of Gwyneth futraw Ye. Also, don't
worry about it. Gwenneth Paltrow's got your back for Mother's Day.
If you haven't got anything yet, just go to our
website Goop, and she's got a ton of down to
earth Thanks for you to buy the Gift of Ritual.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Think of the ideas below.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
As a starter kit for the kind of feel good
habits that illicit joy rather than stroke rigidity.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
What Linneth Paltrow says.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Stroke that a the retreatment and Abiza Oh yes please,
four days of classes and a unique approach to emotional
release through intention and movement held at the sixth senses
of Za and facilitated by a founder Tearing Toomey and
(05:46):
teachers J. C.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Gossset and Amy Cox. Is that the to me person
who like owns all his backpacks that are kind of expensive.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Too, don't know, don't know, but it will only set
you back seven thousand.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Okay for a whole man. That's not including the trip. Oh,
it's just the thing.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Yeah, I just thought that these kind of places only
existed in movies. I just feel like it would be
so cool to be on a retreat in a Biza.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
If the seven thousand included my flight and fists certainly
not that would be That's another ten. That's just for
the place itself. That's just to stay there.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
When you can get an Airbnb for probably like a
hundred bucks, well, you don't know that, you're popping my bubble.
I think that's cool and me and my mom can
go to a Biza?
Speaker 2 (06:29):
What does fouchros wanted to be in a touch of people.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
She'd just find really cool grocery store bears and cars, right.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Approoves, stuffed animals.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Instead, on her website, she's got a groovy initial charm necklace.
Oh that sounds like something you could get your mom
from other's day, Except this one is five thousand dollars
spaghetti necklace.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Thank you,
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