December 7, 2022 • 38 mins
What happens at a company Christmas party, stays at the company Christmas party right? Well, not so much for this company in Michigan. Hear about in today's Jubal News Network!
In other news, The Jubal Show discusses what they believe to be the one thing everyone should do before they die in this Ridiculous Internet Question. Today Jubal Fresh calls a woman because her friend set her up for something that happened during their last cycling class in this Phone Prank. Producer Bennett reports on what new high paying job in New York City is catching a lot of people by surprise, including rats in this Jubal News Network! In today's First Date Followed Up the guy who is ghosting might be a repeated ghoster who we may have had on air before, in this Dirty Little Secret there is a listener on the phone who learned something interesting from her kids school project, and The Show brings up their biggest airline pet peeves!
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In other news, The Jubal Show discusses what they believe to be the one thing everyone should do before they die in this Ridiculous Internet Question. Today Jubal Fresh calls a woman because her friend set her up for something that happened during their last cycling class in this Phone Prank. Producer Bennett reports on what new high paying job in New York City is catching a lot of people by surprise, including rats in this Jubal News Network! In today's First Date Followed Up the guy who is ghosting might be a repeated ghoster who we may have had on air before, in this Dirty Little Secret there is a listener on the phone who learned something interesting from her kids school project, and The Show brings up their biggest airline pet peeves!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Then Jebil Show on demand. It's got this text in
at four one oh six one. It says everybody should
experience owning a hot rod or a super fast car
before they die. Call us right now eight at eight
three four three one oh six one eight eight eight
three four three one oh six one. Text us four
one oh six one. Because guess what, it's the jew
Will Show and it's time four Ridiculous Internet Questions the
(00:22):
Universe's most exciting game show. That's not a game show
at all. We just go to Reddit and find one
of the most popular threads and then we ask you
the ridiculous Internet question, and we also weigh in with
our answers. And what is today's ridiculous Internet question? It's
quite simple. What is one thing everybody should experience before
they kick the bucket that means dying? Oh okay, sorry
(00:47):
about that thing serious? Call us eight at eight three
four to three one oh six one. Bennett, what is
something that you think everybody should experience before they Oh
my gosh, this might be a little cheesy, but I'm
like a hopeless romantic and I really think that every
single person on earth has to fall in love before
they die. Like I feel like we're all here to
(01:07):
you know, connect and like be with one another, and
like just falling in love is so strong. You can
change everything. If you haven't fallen in love yet, gain
on tender. So why bright and fall in love right now?
There's no love on tender. I mean there's a cube
imitation of love, but definitely not the real thing. Ye
call us eight eight eight three four three one oh
six one text in four one oh six one. What
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is something that everybody should experience before they take a
grass naw trician, Something everyone should experience before they kick
the bucket, croak, whatever you want to call it, is
flying first class because it is a life It's not
life changing, but it's just such a pleasant experience. Like
(01:48):
I mean, they're serving your drinks before you even get
your seat belt on. You know, people are still boarding,
they're bringing you think everything you need. I mean, it's
just the seats are bigger. First one off, First one off,
you know silverware is actually silverware. That part You have
a flight attendant that's catered pretty much just to you. Yeah,
and you get to look at the people who come
up to use the first class bathroom all Judgie like
(02:09):
what are you doing? Get back there right now? It's
ridiculous Internet questions in today's question is what should everybody
experience before they die? Hannah, Yeah, Hi, yeah, Hi. How
are you here? I'm good? How are you guys? Not
too shabby? Thank you for asking what do you think
everybody should experience before they die? So my answer is
(02:29):
I would say, immerse yourself or visit another place that
has a different culture. Yes, And the reason I say
that is my husband is Mexican and learning his culture
has been really awesome, so that I think everyone should try. Yeah.
I mean, traveling is expensive, especially when you live in America,
(02:51):
and going overseas is expensive. It takes a long time.
You have to plan for it. Like over in Europe,
they have everything's all piled up so they can literally
walk from like London defference. I think it takes two minutes. Yeah,
that's great. But really, when you go experience another culture,
it opens your eyes and you kind of see things
differently in the world. I think if more people were
experiencing that, then we would have less drama in the
world because people would kind of get where people were
(03:12):
coming from. I would agree with that, except I am
an American, so I will not travel to anywhere that
does not have a Bubba Gum shrimp call us eight
eight three four six one eight eight eight three four
three one oh six one. What is something everybody should
experience before they die? Victoria? I would say skydiving. Ever been,
but it's so much fun. You feel like you're floating.
(03:33):
Oh no, yeah, I've been. Oh yeah, can you tell
it was stress? I did it because my girlfriend at
the time, she had always wanted to go skydiving, right,
So for her birthday, I got her skydiving and then
I bought it. And then I was like, well, shoot,
she's not gonna have anybody to go skydiving with. I
should probably go with her, right, So then I bought
(03:55):
a package for myself, so both of those them skydiving together.
I did not enjoy it, but it was kind of
because I did it, not because I wanted to. I
did it just to be a good boyfriend, I guess. Yeah,
so you liked it, though, Victoria, you get credit for that. Yeah,
I liked it. It It feels like you're floating, like we
did a backflip off the plane and that part was scary,
and the whole time I was just like praying God,
like pleach just hurry up and like pull the shoot
(04:15):
and make sure we both like are safe. But then
you float around and you see just so pretty, You
just see everything. You know. I missed that part. I
was just letting at my feet the whole time, being
like when do these things suffer around? Why do that?
When you can fly on a perfectly good plane to
look out the window. You can even take pictures on
your phone. I don't know. You can drink too and
sleep whatever. Four three one six one text in four
(04:35):
one oh six one Ashley, what is something you think
everybody should experience before they die? Oh? I was kind
of agreeing with the love thing, but then I was
thinking self love is one thing that I would really
like to experience before I die. You've never done that.
Oh you know I'm working on it and got it.
You don't mean how I was thinking, he's mess with you.
(04:57):
Yeah I would. I would definitely agree. Self love in
both ways is something that people should always experience before
they die, honestly, to learn to truly appreciate yourself. A
lot of our problems in life come from the problems
we have with ourself. And if you think about it.
People are kinder to other people than they are to
(05:17):
themselves a lot time, especially in your head. Right, You'll
go out of your way to help someone else out,
but then you will like not take care of your needs.
There's nothing wrong with that. You should love yourself, appreciate yourself,
be kind to yourself. Absolutely, that's something that everybody should
definitely experience before they die. And the other thing Toots
(05:38):
the Jubil Show on demand. It's another Jubil phone frame morning. Hello. Yes,
I was looking for Hannah. Yeah, this is Tanna. Hello Hannah,
this is going through calling from Cycle Studios. Okay, Hi,
(06:03):
how are you today? I'm good? Yet not not today?
Now you have not okay, okay, good, then you have
not heard the news. I'm calling you to let you
know that your membership fee is going to be going
up a little bit. What the membership for your cyclic
It's going to be raised just a little bit because
of the things. Why is it being raised to that?
(06:25):
Right now, you have the premium membership, it's two hundred
and forty seven dollars a month. Yes, yeah, yeah, we
are going to be raising your membership to four hundred
dollars a month starting as actually an hour ago, wait,
four hundred dollars a month, Yeah, yeah, an hour ago.
Charge your car the four hundred dollars as of an
(06:47):
hour ago. Yeah, you already charged my card the four
hundred dollars. It's because of the things we are to
rest the membership. I'm sorry excusing. What are the things
that is? You know, the things with you? What are
these things you're talking about though, Well, I'm talking about
the sweats, the sweats like, yeah, no, no sweatpants. Look,
(07:11):
the sweating is at of control, and so we have
to clean it extra extra after you're done, and so
there is a cleaning fee for the extra sweats. That
is a one charge. Everybody's sweating in every single person,
every single person is sweating, but not like you. So
we have to charge the Sweatfeeed, there's three other people
here at the cycling studio that we charge the sweat
(07:32):
fee too, and you're one of them. Is because yes,
you push, pullsh and actually so extating and embarrassing to
call someone out for how much they sweat and then
charge them more. What are the other things? Well, first
of all, the sweat fee. Because of the sweat we
have to pretty much clean up Lake Hannah after every
single class. And that's what we call it a lake
(07:53):
Hannah because there's a sweat that pulls up underneath it.
It's like a lake. We could take a bolt in
as we say, that'sn't just a funny joke. But it
working hard does that is good? But the fear is
still charged. And then there's the problem the other day
in the class. Yeah, lake Hannah, you think that's funny.
You're joking about how much I sweat? Well, I did
not really have a problem with you. Now I have
a problem. This is not if you do not like
(08:16):
being called like Hannah because of the sweat, maybe you
don't not sweat so much. Yeah, not sweat that much.
It's a cycling class. That's why people come there to
sweat into work out. I've never heard of such a
thing an additional sweat feet and what is the other things?
Since there's so many things associated with the due charge.
The toot toots are a bit much so they canna
(08:39):
Hannah as a stinky one. Yet I don't know if
it helps you at all or go faster. I know
sometimes for me, if I release a little bit, I
can go a little faster, but that's only when I'm
outside in the classroom. Apparently you're two think quite a
bit and we have to charge a two toot fee.
I don't know if that's the official name, but I
like the name a toot tootie. It happened on ACT.
(09:00):
I already was mortified, and it was very small and
also very quiet. The only person who could have heard
it was my friend sitting next for your leasing, so
you could peddle fast. That's why I honestly, this is ridiculous.
Now I don't want to cycle at your studio anymore,
and I will be putting reviews and blasting you on
social media because this is absolutely insane. I will let
(09:22):
your bust us on social media. We have video two
toos and we will release it on YouTube and did
me go viral? You never know? You're blackmailing me now, No,
I'm sorry this, whatever the your name is, I'm done
talking to you. I will only call back when I
can speak to your manager. Okay, well how about Amba Amber,
(09:43):
she's the one that own the sweatings. Wait, Amber, my
friend who I go to the classes with. Yes, because
this is actually Jewel from the Jewel Shore doing a
phone prank on you and your friend Hannah set you up.
She said, the other day you accidentally tooted in your
(10:04):
cycling class and she's been messing with you ever since
and wanted to do a phone prank on you. Okay, okay,
we'll call her next. And also the Jewel Show on Demand.
Welcome to the J and N the Jewil News Network
(10:27):
for Wednesday, December seventh, twenty twenty two. This is the
J and N. Move over Mariah here, because all they
want for Christmas is news. Oh yeah, I'm Jewel Fresh.
And it's that time of year again when companies like
to pretend like they actually care about their employees by
throwing company Christmas parties. And normally they're a bore and
they make you pay for her own alcohol or they
(10:47):
don't allow alcohol at all. Well, one company in Michigan
knows how to throw a Christmas party because cops showed
up at that company's Christmas party over the weekend after
an employee dresses the Grinch, got drunk and started punching
another employee who was dressed up as Rudolph the Red
Nosed Reindeer in the face. Oh my god, I don't
know if they had beef over work, or if it's
(11:08):
you know, I mean it's the Grinch, yeah, right, and
then if his heart hasn't grown enough that day Rudolph
shows up, there's gonna be beef. Right. So they arrested
the Grinch for assault. Twin there was surprised there. The
Grinch does look like you assault somebody. Sounds about right,
but I'm personally offended. Where's my invite? This is the
party that the Christmas party I want to be at?
This sound like a fun Christmas party? Definitely, Yeah, just
(11:30):
saying whoever planned our company Christmas party? But also there's
no I thought our company Christmas party was great this year,
which one well they had it scheduled and they rescheduled,
and I'm like, that's the best Christmas party ever. This
is the J and N the Jewel News Network. This
(11:50):
edition of the J and N is sponsored by your
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Coats were goats, reminding you there are goats out there.
That Nita jacket bad oh for our next story listen
on the minute. Hey it's been I'm in the Big
(12:13):
City where New York City Mayor Eric Adams he's officially
seeking a candidate who will work to advance the city's
effort to make in the city a better place. The
pulse reads, do you have what it takes to do
the impossible? A background at urban planning, project management, or government,
and most importantly, the drive, determination, and killer instinct needed
to fight the real enemy, new York City's relentless rap population.
(12:36):
If so, the dream drop will waits. So the position
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now twenty thousand dollars, you may go, what title would
(12:59):
you have? What's the main time? Does it say what
the job position is called New York Citywide Director of
wrote it migration. Oh I want that job just so
I can have that title, wrote in migration, like you're
gonna migrate them out, you're killing rats. Yeah, I gotta
go apply. Thank you very much. This is the JNN,
the Jewel News Network. While the other news networks claim
(13:21):
to always be on top of the news, the JNN
is the only news network that stays on top, and
on bottom and sometimes beside the news. Oh yeah, for
our next story, let's send on over to Christian Gray Snow.
I'm Christian Gray Snow, and some wedding guests in Florida
are getting justice after they left a ceremony of love
feeling high on life. A little too high on life. Okay,
that's because the cater of Jocelyn Bryant catered the wedding
where deputies film multiple guests high on marijuana. The arrest
(13:44):
report shows food recovered from the same test of positive
for THHC, and the lawsuit now shows that one of
the guests at the wedding file a lawsuit against the
caterer and the bride herself that they have both been
charged with tampering the food. I just want to say,
people complain about anything that sounds like the wedding of
the century to me. I know, you show up for
free and you get free food, and you leave with
(14:05):
the high. You won't find me complaining that. So did
they order edibles? I don't think so. I don't know
if the bride planned it is like a joke. And
then they just bought all the wheat in Florida and
I got all the every stoned or what. Every time
I hear about somebody bringing pop brownies or whatever to
some sort of party and not telling people, I think
it's hilarious. Yeah, But then I also am like, man,
(14:26):
people would be so mad if they don't smoke or
they don't they're totally against that, and then they ate
a weed brownie. I mean, they'd have a great time,
but also they would not be happy about that. I'm like,
that's such a big risk. It's a huge risk. She
definitely took a risk of ruining her special day. Unfortunately,
her special day wasn't ruined. It's just all the days
after that she's in jail. Is it illegal in Florida.
(14:48):
Of course, everything's illegal in Florida. Yeah, that's why there's
always people getting arrested for weird things. I remember that
story we did on the jann a little while ago
where somebody make something with mushrooms at a wedding and
people didn't know you were here, Mustard. I think that
should just be a trend at weddings more often just hey,
(15:08):
show up. You never know what you're gonna get. Yeah,
the open bar isn't cutting it these days anymore. People.
We need a lot more than that. You're like, Man,
I shouldn't have been to the Jacobson's wedding. Now I
have a meth problem. Yeah. The JNN, the Jubil News Network.
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vir Mere zero zero the Jewbil Show on Demand. First
Day follow Up. Debbie is on the phone today for
a first date follow up and Debbie is getting ghosted
by dude name Landing and she has no idea why.
(15:51):
Sad Debbie, Before we talk about your date and try
to figure out why you're getting ghosted, how long has
it been since you heard from Landon? Well, it's been
about like two weeks. Okay. How many times have you
tried to reach out to him in those two weeks,
I said him a couple of text messages, but I'm
not like being really pushy about it. Okay, So and
(16:12):
he has a respond to you at all? No, No,
he's not all right. Well, tell us a little bit
about the date. Then why tell us what happened, and
then tell us why you think you might be getting ghosted. Well,
I don't know, Like I'm I'm a bit of a
shy girl, Like I don't like being crowded public places.
So we took the date to like a little bit
of a more like quiet atmosphere. It was to get
(16:35):
coffee and that in his car at the park to
kind of just people watch and talk, and that was
about It sounds pretty chill, Yeah, it sounds sounds very chill.
Did it seem like there were sparks flying everywhere? Yeah?
The conversation was really good. I mean I felt like
we had good chemistry. We had a lot in common,
Like our majors in school were the same, and yeah,
(16:58):
what what was the major? Well, we both studied m
psychology and then also he was talking about marketing was
something he was considering as a double major. He's or
he's changing to it. I guess it was Okay. Actually,
I double major in marketing as well in psychology, so
like mental health is something we've bonded over. It's like
(17:21):
something I find really important to Landon. Nice. Well that's good. Yeah,
Landon's like really high. I mean he's like actually the
tallest guy I've been out within a while. Yes, yeah,
he's you know, it's just like he's really hot. And
I've had like a bunch of red you know, bad
run of dates, and I think Landon was like different,
(17:45):
and I just I hope to see a ghost somewhere.
But now he's ghosting you and you don't know why
at all. No, I mean I have like some inklings
about it, but I'm not sure. Tell us, Yeah, what
are some of your inklings. I think that maybe I
felt well, I did spill some of my coffee in
his cars. I think dad could have been a thing.
(18:08):
I also felt like I just I talk too much. Okay,
so you said your shy though, So you think you
talked too much? Yeah, it's like a nervous pick. I
just kind of like over talk or overshare. I don't know,
it could be bad or just like he's out of
my league physically. I mean he's like super hot. So okay. Well, see,
(18:29):
I always say to people whenever people say somebody's out
of their league, I'm like, no, they're not. They went
out with you, so that exactly you're in the same league.
They obviously if they're not in your league or they
don't feel like they're in your league. I don't even
think that's a thing. But if they feel that way,
then they're probably not even gonna be out with you. Yeah,
I mean he seems like super nice, so I don't
(18:49):
know that he's like super official. Anyway, I spilled coffee
in my car about two weeks ago, and it is
the strongest smell ever. Like, how did he respond to
you spilling coffee in his car? Um? Like his card
was like somewhat cleaned up, like it could have used
the vacuuming or wipe down, but like, I mean, I
(19:10):
didn't make it anything better? Okay, all right? And did
he seem like he was upset about it? Like how
was his attitude about it? And he was like chill
about it? I mean he had like bare napkins from
like a drive through and his gloves glub department, So
I had like just taken out of few and like
wiped it down myself or he like kind of was
like trying to help me get it off too, but
(19:32):
it wasn't really something manajor that like I needed help with. Kay,
all right, so seems like everything went good and he
just hasn't talked to you at all since the date. Yeah, no,
he's totally ghosted me. Okay, well we'll see we can
figure it out for you. Then we'll play a song
come back and then call him and find out why
and see if you even want another day when you do,
find out why, and if you do, then we'll try
and get you another day in your first day follow
(19:53):
up next. Okay, all right, thank you guys, and ghosted
by Landing Bummer their date us. I mean, we talk
about crazy first dates action. They just met at a
coffee shop and then sat in his car and drank
coffee and people watch, which actually sounds pretty fun chill,
and she said the date went great, he smelled good,
(20:15):
They have a lot of common interests. She thought he
was awesome, but now he's ghostinger. It's been two weeks
and she doesn't know why. She thinks it could be
maybe that she talked too much because she was nervous,
or the fact that she spilled a little coffee in
his car and he might love his car more than
he'll ever loved. Debbie. Yeah, I'm not sure, but Debbie,
you're ready to call him and see if we can
figure out why. Yeah, let's let's find out. All right,
(20:38):
let's do it. Here we go. I'm in Dallas on
her right now. Hello, Hi, may I speak to Landon? Yeah?
This is him Landon? What's up? Man? This is Jewel
from the Jewel Show. It's a radio show. My name's
(21:00):
jew Bowl. My name is Bennett. I'm Christian Grace. Now
you do we're all here? Yeah? No, I listened to
you guys all the time. What's up? Okay? Great, Well
that's exactly what you're supposed to do with the radio
shows listen. So that's good. Um. Have you ever heard
us do a first day fallout before? Oh? Yeah, of
course that's why we're calling you. We got an email
(21:21):
about you from one of our listeners. Really, yeah, really,
any idea who it could be? Yeah? No, man, I
U I go on a lot of dates, so it's
hard to okayok, busy, hold on your voice like you
sound really familiar. All right, Yeah, I feel like we've
(21:41):
called you before for something? Yeah you have, Yeah, I'll
be I'll be honest. You have really what? Oh wow,
I know that we've called you before. I could just
like I knew it. But is this like a is
this like a listener like just wanting to get on it? Yeah,
you're just trying to get on the airs something. No, no, no, no, no,
(22:02):
I okay, guys, um, can I be honest with you?
I would love it if you would be Yeah, please?
All right, So I'm not trying to be on the
air right now, but this is, uh, it's kind of
weird that this is happening again. I mean, yeah, you
should probably play the lottery. What are the oil You
must go on a lot of dates? Not only did
must you go on a lot of them? You obviously
(22:22):
go yeah. I mean it's very common, you know, to
do that. So I'm just just doing what everyone else does,
kind of playing this game. Okay, I said that. Wrong's
not so much of a game. It's just I don't
really know the person that well to like spend a
whole conversation of like, oh, I'm not interest. It's like
(22:44):
they get it, you know, they get it. Well, this
person didn't get it. Yeah, that's true. Um, well who
is it? Man? I mean I guess there probably could
be a lot of options. It's somebody named devih Okay, okay, yeah, yeah,
I know what you're talking about. Yeah, she's a cutie.
Why are you Ghostinger's? It has nothing to do like
(23:08):
with her personally, it's just uh well, I guess it
kind of does. I mean I was trying to hook
up that night and she wasn't, so yeah, that was
it was really it was that simple, to be honest, guys,
So you didn't call her back because she didn't put
out I mean when you say it that way, I
mean I just said it as it is. Yeah yeah,
(23:30):
yeah you could say that. And this is kind of weird,
but uh yeah, my, I gotta be more careful because
this has happened to me before. And Landing that's not
my real name. What what? What? So last time we
called you, you weren't Landing. So you lie to the
girls you date then about your name? Yeah yeah, okay,
(23:51):
this is the prob. I got it. You are an
infamaniac and you aggressively date to get laid and then
move on, and you use different names to cover up
your your messiness, but you should probably consider other people's
feelings in the long run. Okay, Grucian, can you stop
saying it that way? I can't, I can't and I won't.
(24:13):
What's your name? Then, Landon, Like, don't worry about it. Honestly,
I don't even remember the name I use less though. Um,
but if if I like the girl, I'm gonna give
her my name. It's just that, you know, I have
three or four dating profiles, and like I don't. I
don't remember it. But you're not even giving them a chance,
(24:34):
so I get to know them like little you just
went on one day and after that one day, you're like, hmm,
it's not gonna work, it's gonna go to them. No,
I give him a chance. It's that one day. I
gave him that one day. Yeah. And Debbie, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
she was cute. I would, uh, honestly, looking at her
photos right now, I would talk to her again. Sure,
I'm sure you would would. Yeah, well, she's on the
(24:55):
phone listening. You probably already know that because you've you're
now a professional at the stay follow up, Debbie, should
I forgot about that? But yeah, yeah, well, who are
you leaving? I like, I'm so vissed that this, like
what a waste of time? This is this going nowhere?
(25:18):
And then you just like had me thinking all along
like I was the problem, Like you're clearly the problem
in this situation. Yeah. No, I hear that. I hear that,
And I'm sorry that. You know I made you feel
that way. Um, I know that. Like you know, if
you gave me another date, we could we could talk
about it more and you know see where it goes.
(25:40):
You know what I mean? No, no way, you just
coughed to using a fake name. This is the second
time we've called you for a first day follow up.
You do have like multiple dating profiles, and you're trying
to get Debbie to go back out. You essentially lied
to her the entire time you were on a date.
You didn't even tell her your real name. She's obviously
interested if she got you guys to call me, So
I'm showing interest as well. That's all I'm saying. There's
(26:03):
a difference in interest in getting closure. Yeah, like what,
I don't even know what to believe. Like, you tell
me you went to school for marketing. Are you even
in school right? Now there's like online training counting. Oh
my god, Wow, No, I cannot go on a second
(26:30):
date with a psychopath. Sorry, good for you, girl, psychopath.
I don't know why you think I'm a psychopath. This
is the twenty first century dating world, so I don't
know what you're talking about. Yeah. No, you can go
on dates with people and like have a date and
try again without being like a tool fraud. Oh god,
(26:52):
here are you? So? So you want to go on
another date again? Is that when I again? No, I
definitely don't want to go on another date, and I
think we've like definitely taken up enough of these people's times.
Let me ask officially, Debbie, would you like to go
on another day with Landon? We'll pay for it or
whoever he wants to be that night? Um? No, No,
(27:13):
he can find someone else to stust like one and
done again. So no, thanks guys, Thanks Art, well peace.
You know, if you ever board on a Friday night,
you know, dude, let it go. She's not gonna go
out with you. Oh my god, you see all right? Okay,
(27:34):
well maybe we'll call you next week. Landon, I'm sure
on another one of these or something. On your third
first day following, see you next time. All right, all right,
he hung up. That's crazy. I want to find the
one that he was in before, find out what name
he used. Then I just pathological Lyral. Yeah that's all
I know. Debbie, Yeah, yeah, Well there you go. That's
(27:58):
your answer. I don't know what he is. You know
you dodged a bullet there, girl, block him on everything. Yeah, well,
I guess i'd he hits me up again. I'll definitely
reach back out to you than I'd love to talk
to him again. Did Jewels Show on demand? Jewils dirty
Little Secret? Hello? Hey, what's up? This is the Jewels
(28:30):
Show and you texted us at four one six one
and told us you had a dirty little secret, So
we're calling you back to ask what your dirty little
secret is. Good morning, Hi, oh oh hi wow. I
didn't think you guys would call actually call me back.
Well we did. And are you able to tell us
your dirty little secret right now or you need us
to like call you back or something? I am. I mean,
I don't think I'll ever be ready for these words
(28:51):
to leave my mouth, but oh, I'm in this, like
I don't know what to do in my life right now.
All right, tell us what your dirty little secret is.
So me and my husban and we've been married, you
know for a while now, where we've been happily married.
We have three boys, were you know, a regular happy family.
My oldest son recently, he was having this school project
(29:12):
where they can do like DNA testing, kind of like
an ancestry dot com type of thingum. So he didn't
even tell me that he was going to do it,
but he went ahead and he submitted DNA testing for
not only himself but his two younger brothers. And we
have the results back a couple of days ago. And
(29:34):
as I'm looking over the results, the DNA from my
oldest son is not matching my two younger ones. What
does that know? So from obviously what I can gather,
I mean, I'm pretty positive that he isn't the son
of my husband. Wait, oh White, what were you doing
(29:54):
around that time? Yeah, I'm like I've been racking my
brain trying to like, you know, think and remember. And
right before I met my husband, I had been dating
an ex boyfriend and I had just broken it off
with him. And then like maybe a couple of weeks later,
I met my husband, and me and my husband did
get pregnant pretty quickly, and I just never like it
(30:15):
was like a one night stand. It actually wasn't even
really an ex boyfriend. It was more like a one
night stand. And then I met my husband and then
we got pregnant, and I literally like buried the one
night stand in my mind, Like I didn't even think
about it until I opened that envelope and seeing those results,
and now I'm thinking that it's a possibility that my
son could be that guy's son. Oh wow, did you
(30:36):
ever think whenever you found out you were pregnant at
the time that this could be that person's son? Not
even an ounce? Like, literally, like I said, I had
completely forgotten about it. I buried it and I was
just so happy and in love. It just made sense
that it was for my husband, and we've been inseparable
ever since. And to my shock to open up this
(30:57):
paper and now my entire life is flashing before my
eyes to him, Wow, So does your son obviously knows
now that it doesn't match or because he said it's
for like a school thing, right, Well, yeah, I mean
he's looking at the paperwork and he's I'm pretty sure
he's kind of understanding it a little bit. I haven't
really talked to him about it because I'm like terrified,
(31:19):
but I feel like he may know something because it's
pretty obvious when you line up the DNA from his
other two brothers that is clearly different. Oh gosh, I
mean I think the one not that there are positives
of the situation. But so you don't beat yourself up
over it. You didn't do anything wrong. You know. It's
not like you were out stepping out and you ended
(31:40):
up getting pregnant by someone and you just decided to
keep it a secret and hope for the best, like
if you were just as surprised as anyone, you know,
with the news. So I think if you do go
forward and decide to be honest, you know, you just
share that like you did nothing wrong. Yeah, exactly, is
the guy that you think might be his birth father? Rich?
Any chance that idea? Exactly? I have no idea. Like
(32:05):
I said, I haven't thought about this guy in over
fifteen years. Well look into it, Yeah, look figured out
and let us know what happens. I mean, that's a
lot to deal with obviously, Thank you for your dirty
little secret, and just keep telling yourself you did nothing wrong,
you know, So even if there is a period of
sadness and confusion on you know, your husband's part and
your children's part, at the end of the day, you
didn't intentionally do anything to hurt them, and you can.
(32:28):
You've got to rest on that. Thank you, Thank you.
I really did need that silver lining. And hopefully that
guy's rich. That's what we're really good for you, right
he owes your year as a child support, that whole life,
the child support. Yes, thank you for telling us your
dirty little secret. Well, you know, thanks for making me
think about something positive at least. Yeah, absolute did you
(32:52):
will show on demand? I just realized what the biggest
Christmas tradition is here in America. What's that? It's the
Jewel Show. It's the one thing that almost every single
one of us does during this time of year. And no,
it's not the annual tradition you're thinking of. It's not
when you and your family draw a name out of
a hat to see who will get dressed up as
Blitzen so you can play pin the tail on the
(33:14):
reindeer this year. That's always a fun one the best,
but be careful. Things get broken when you play that anyway.
America's most treasured Christmas tradition is this stressing the f out. Yes,
the holidays are a great time of year, but they're
also really stressful. And that's what we do this time
of year. And that involves traveling to see your family
(33:34):
or friends or leaving the country so you don't have
to be around your family or friends. Either way, you're
gonna probably need a plane for that. And a poll
is going viral of the top airline pet peeves. We'll
go over what most people's pet peeves are in just
a second. What annoys you? They'll call us up eight
eight eight three four three one oh six one text
in four one oh six one. We'll go over some
of the top answers from this survey of the most
(33:57):
annoying airline pet peeves. Just in time for the holiday.
All right, when someone asks you to switch seats with them,
apparently that bugs forty three percent of people. Yeah, I
get annoyed by that. I know, it doesn't bother me
unless they're asking me to go from an aisle seat
to a middle seat or a window seat to a
middle saw. You suld ask that, I mean, you could
(34:17):
pay me and I would, Yeah, definitely, call us up
eight to eighty three four three one six one text
in four one o six one. Just in time for
the holidays where you're gonna have to travel on an
airline or aka the city bus in the sky, A
new survey is going viral of people's biggest airline pet peeves. Ben,
what's your biggest pet peeve? My biggest pet peeve at
(34:37):
the airport? Airline, airplane, babies, babies, toddlers. You know the
Q in all, But why is like your baby the
only one making noise when the whole plane is quiet? Also,
why is your baby's legs so strong and it's kicking? Myspeeves?
If you'll tell you your daughter, your son, your baby
gonna stop it, I will turn around and tell of
(34:57):
them to stop it. Apparently sixty five percent of people
get annoyed when people kick the back of the seat
that's in your line pet peeve. We're going over the
biggest airline pet peeves just in time for the holiday,
so you can think about canceling your plane tickets to
go visit your families. Another big airline pet peeve when
people are rude to the airport staff or the flight attendants. Yes,
(35:18):
there's no need for that, honestly, like they're doing their job.
Come on, they are doing their job. A flight attendants
love to catch your attitude every once in a while. Thing,
I'm will meet you with what I know. I like,
you know what. I've started doing that too, if somebody
gives me an attitude. I've been the person in my
life that kind of lets people give me an attitude
and let's a roll off. And then if they ask
me if I'm giving an attitude, I've just been like,
(35:38):
I'm just matching your energy. You could bring your energy
down to what you want mind to be, or we
can continue to go like this. Ye treat others way
you want to be treated, honey, yep, And okay, fine,
I'll be escorted off the plane when we land. Yeah,
I never get to fly again at Yeah, we're going
over the top airline pet peeves according to a list
that's going by our right now. Strangers who force you
into small talk on the plane, Oh my gosh, literally
(36:02):
happened to me on my last flight. I talked to
this man for maybe like the entire flight. I had
my iPad want to talk to him. I mean, he
was really nice and we were chatting, but I had
my iPad out and I wanted to watch like the
last few episodes of the Game of Thrones that I
had been watching. How many did you get to watch? None?
Not one episode? No, We talked literally about like football,
and then after football, he's traveling for work. One of
(36:25):
my biggest airline pet peeves is when there is a
talker next to somebody on a plane, but they're talking
so loud that they want the entire plane to hear
your conversation. And they're usually always talking about their kids
and how cool their kids are and what college they
go to and all that kind of stuff, or they're
talking about how great their career is going and they
just want to announce it to the whole plane. They
like talk about the vacation they're going on, and before
you get off the plane, you know their itinerary back
(36:47):
and forth, what they're doing the days, Like, dude, we're
all going to the same plane. They're swimming with dolphins. Christie,
what's your biggest airline pet peeve? My biggest airline pet
peeve is when the flight attendants don't worry back for
drink refills. What I'm sorry, Listen, listen I understand a
job as a job and that people have bad days
(37:09):
period of fil you on this, but now there is
zero reason how three hours into a five and six
hour flight, I've seen your face once. I already got
two vodka orange juices and I've drank both and the
ice is melted. Yeah, I'm parched the same thing with me.
I'm parched and sober. Sometimes they only come once and
I'm like you, you see, people only want one drink exactly,
(37:29):
so I just do two at a time. I'm like,
do y'all do what? Can I get two? And they're
like no, but we do doubles. I'm like, that's two,
but whatever you need to do to make yourself feel bad,
I get doubles. I'll go back there and ask them
because they're sitting back their chatting. I've done that too.
I go to pee and like, it's been an hour
forty five minutes. It's we've seen and you go back
there and they're chilling, and I'm like, I get it.
You know what, honey and chill on the clock. Make
that money and don't do much. Can I get a
(37:51):
vodka orange juice while we're out of that? Would be
loved and you just like bars on airplanes, which is
like where do you just like go back. It's like
a little tiny corner and just a little pre made cocktails.
Boom boom boom. Imagine all the drunk people walking up
and down the off Imagine the no fly list. When
they do last call, everybody gets running to the back.
The Jewels Show on demand
Then Jebil Show on demand. It's got this text in
at four one oh six one. It says everybody should
experience owning a hot rod or a super fast car
before they die. Call us right now eight at eight
three four three one oh six one eight eight eight
three four three one oh six one. Text us four
one oh six one. Because guess what, it's the jew
Will Show and it's time four Ridiculous Internet Questions the
(00:22):
Universe's most exciting game show. That's not a game show
at all. We just go to Reddit and find one
of the most popular threads and then we ask you
the ridiculous Internet question, and we also weigh in with
our answers. And what is today's ridiculous Internet question? It's
quite simple. What is one thing everybody should experience before
they kick the bucket that means dying? Oh okay, sorry
(00:47):
about that thing serious? Call us eight at eight three
four to three one oh six one. Bennett, what is
something that you think everybody should experience before they Oh
my gosh, this might be a little cheesy, but I'm
like a hopeless romantic and I really think that every
single person on earth has to fall in love before
they die. Like I feel like we're all here to
(01:07):
you know, connect and like be with one another, and
like just falling in love is so strong. You can
change everything. If you haven't fallen in love yet, gain
on tender. So why bright and fall in love right now?
There's no love on tender. I mean there's a cube
imitation of love, but definitely not the real thing. Ye
call us eight eight eight three four three one oh
six one text in four one oh six one. What
(01:28):
is something that everybody should experience before they take a
grass naw trician, Something everyone should experience before they kick
the bucket, croak, whatever you want to call it, is
flying first class because it is a life It's not
life changing, but it's just such a pleasant experience. Like
(01:48):
I mean, they're serving your drinks before you even get
your seat belt on. You know, people are still boarding,
they're bringing you think everything you need. I mean, it's
just the seats are bigger. First one off, First one off,
you know silverware is actually silverware. That part You have
a flight attendant that's catered pretty much just to you. Yeah,
and you get to look at the people who come
up to use the first class bathroom all Judgie like
(02:09):
what are you doing? Get back there right now? It's
ridiculous Internet questions in today's question is what should everybody
experience before they die? Hannah, Yeah, Hi, yeah, Hi. How
are you here? I'm good? How are you guys? Not
too shabby? Thank you for asking what do you think
everybody should experience before they die? So my answer is
(02:29):
I would say, immerse yourself or visit another place that
has a different culture. Yes, And the reason I say
that is my husband is Mexican and learning his culture
has been really awesome, so that I think everyone should try. Yeah.
I mean, traveling is expensive, especially when you live in America,
(02:51):
and going overseas is expensive. It takes a long time.
You have to plan for it. Like over in Europe,
they have everything's all piled up so they can literally
walk from like London defference. I think it takes two minutes. Yeah,
that's great. But really, when you go experience another culture,
it opens your eyes and you kind of see things
differently in the world. I think if more people were
experiencing that, then we would have less drama in the
world because people would kind of get where people were
(03:12):
coming from. I would agree with that, except I am
an American, so I will not travel to anywhere that
does not have a Bubba Gum shrimp call us eight
eight three four six one eight eight eight three four
three one oh six one. What is something everybody should
experience before they die? Victoria? I would say skydiving. Ever been,
but it's so much fun. You feel like you're floating.
(03:33):
Oh no, yeah, I've been. Oh yeah, can you tell
it was stress? I did it because my girlfriend at
the time, she had always wanted to go skydiving, right,
So for her birthday, I got her skydiving and then
I bought it. And then I was like, well, shoot,
she's not gonna have anybody to go skydiving with. I
should probably go with her, right, So then I bought
(03:55):
a package for myself, so both of those them skydiving together.
I did not enjoy it, but it was kind of
because I did it, not because I wanted to. I
did it just to be a good boyfriend, I guess. Yeah,
so you liked it, though, Victoria, you get credit for that. Yeah,
I liked it. It It feels like you're floating, like we
did a backflip off the plane and that part was scary,
and the whole time I was just like praying God,
like pleach just hurry up and like pull the shoot
(04:15):
and make sure we both like are safe. But then
you float around and you see just so pretty, You
just see everything. You know. I missed that part. I
was just letting at my feet the whole time, being
like when do these things suffer around? Why do that?
When you can fly on a perfectly good plane to
look out the window. You can even take pictures on
your phone. I don't know. You can drink too and
sleep whatever. Four three one six one text in four
(04:35):
one oh six one Ashley, what is something you think
everybody should experience before they die? Oh? I was kind
of agreeing with the love thing, but then I was
thinking self love is one thing that I would really
like to experience before I die. You've never done that.
Oh you know I'm working on it and got it.
You don't mean how I was thinking, he's mess with you.
(04:57):
Yeah I would. I would definitely agree. Self love in
both ways is something that people should always experience before
they die, honestly, to learn to truly appreciate yourself. A
lot of our problems in life come from the problems
we have with ourself. And if you think about it.
People are kinder to other people than they are to
(05:17):
themselves a lot time, especially in your head. Right, You'll
go out of your way to help someone else out,
but then you will like not take care of your needs.
There's nothing wrong with that. You should love yourself, appreciate yourself,
be kind to yourself. Absolutely, that's something that everybody should
definitely experience before they die. And the other thing Toots
(05:38):
the Jubil Show on demand. It's another Jubil phone frame morning. Hello. Yes,
I was looking for Hannah. Yeah, this is Tanna. Hello Hannah,
this is going through calling from Cycle Studios. Okay, Hi,
(06:03):
how are you today? I'm good? Yet not not today?
Now you have not okay, okay, good, then you have
not heard the news. I'm calling you to let you
know that your membership fee is going to be going
up a little bit. What the membership for your cyclic
It's going to be raised just a little bit because
of the things. Why is it being raised to that?
(06:25):
Right now, you have the premium membership, it's two hundred
and forty seven dollars a month. Yes, yeah, yeah, we
are going to be raising your membership to four hundred
dollars a month starting as actually an hour ago, wait,
four hundred dollars a month, Yeah, yeah, an hour ago.
Charge your car the four hundred dollars as of an
(06:47):
hour ago. Yeah, you already charged my card the four
hundred dollars. It's because of the things we are to
rest the membership. I'm sorry excusing. What are the things
that is? You know, the things with you? What are
these things you're talking about though, Well, I'm talking about
the sweats, the sweats like, yeah, no, no sweatpants. Look,
(07:11):
the sweating is at of control, and so we have
to clean it extra extra after you're done, and so
there is a cleaning fee for the extra sweats. That
is a one charge. Everybody's sweating in every single person,
every single person is sweating, but not like you. So
we have to charge the Sweatfeeed, there's three other people
here at the cycling studio that we charge the sweat
(07:32):
fee too, and you're one of them. Is because yes,
you push, pullsh and actually so extating and embarrassing to
call someone out for how much they sweat and then
charge them more. What are the other things? Well, first
of all, the sweat fee. Because of the sweat we
have to pretty much clean up Lake Hannah after every
single class. And that's what we call it a lake
(07:53):
Hannah because there's a sweat that pulls up underneath it.
It's like a lake. We could take a bolt in
as we say, that'sn't just a funny joke. But it
working hard does that is good? But the fear is
still charged. And then there's the problem the other day
in the class. Yeah, lake Hannah, you think that's funny.
You're joking about how much I sweat? Well, I did
not really have a problem with you. Now I have
a problem. This is not if you do not like
(08:16):
being called like Hannah because of the sweat, maybe you
don't not sweat so much. Yeah, not sweat that much.
It's a cycling class. That's why people come there to
sweat into work out. I've never heard of such a
thing an additional sweat feet and what is the other things?
Since there's so many things associated with the due charge.
The toot toots are a bit much so they canna
(08:39):
Hannah as a stinky one. Yet I don't know if
it helps you at all or go faster. I know
sometimes for me, if I release a little bit, I
can go a little faster, but that's only when I'm
outside in the classroom. Apparently you're two think quite a
bit and we have to charge a two toot fee.
I don't know if that's the official name, but I
like the name a toot tootie. It happened on ACT.
(09:00):
I already was mortified, and it was very small and
also very quiet. The only person who could have heard
it was my friend sitting next for your leasing, so
you could peddle fast. That's why I honestly, this is ridiculous.
Now I don't want to cycle at your studio anymore,
and I will be putting reviews and blasting you on
social media because this is absolutely insane. I will let
(09:22):
your bust us on social media. We have video two
toos and we will release it on YouTube and did
me go viral? You never know? You're blackmailing me now, No,
I'm sorry this, whatever the your name is, I'm done
talking to you. I will only call back when I
can speak to your manager. Okay, well how about Amba Amber,
(09:43):
she's the one that own the sweatings. Wait, Amber, my
friend who I go to the classes with. Yes, because
this is actually Jewel from the Jewel Shore doing a
phone prank on you and your friend Hannah set you up.
She said, the other day you accidentally tooted in your
(10:04):
cycling class and she's been messing with you ever since
and wanted to do a phone prank on you. Okay, okay,
we'll call her next. And also the Jewel Show on Demand.
Welcome to the J and N the Jewil News Network
(10:27):
for Wednesday, December seventh, twenty twenty two. This is the
J and N. Move over Mariah here, because all they
want for Christmas is news. Oh yeah, I'm Jewel Fresh.
And it's that time of year again when companies like
to pretend like they actually care about their employees by
throwing company Christmas parties. And normally they're a bore and
they make you pay for her own alcohol or they
(10:47):
don't allow alcohol at all. Well, one company in Michigan
knows how to throw a Christmas party because cops showed
up at that company's Christmas party over the weekend after
an employee dresses the Grinch, got drunk and started punching
another employee who was dressed up as Rudolph the Red
Nosed Reindeer in the face. Oh my god, I don't
know if they had beef over work, or if it's
(11:08):
you know, I mean it's the Grinch, yeah, right, and
then if his heart hasn't grown enough that day Rudolph
shows up, there's gonna be beef. Right. So they arrested
the Grinch for assault. Twin there was surprised there. The
Grinch does look like you assault somebody. Sounds about right,
but I'm personally offended. Where's my invite? This is the
party that the Christmas party I want to be at?
This sound like a fun Christmas party? Definitely, Yeah, just
(11:30):
saying whoever planned our company Christmas party? But also there's
no I thought our company Christmas party was great this year,
which one well they had it scheduled and they rescheduled,
and I'm like, that's the best Christmas party ever. This
is the J and N the Jewel News Network. This
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(12:13):
City where New York City Mayor Eric Adams he's officially
seeking a candidate who will work to advance the city's
effort to make in the city a better place. The
pulse reads, do you have what it takes to do
the impossible? A background at urban planning, project management, or government,
and most importantly, the drive, determination, and killer instinct needed
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(12:36):
If so, the dream drop will waits. So the position
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now twenty thousand dollars, you may go, what title would
(12:59):
you have? What's the main time? Does it say what
the job position is called New York Citywide Director of
wrote it migration. Oh I want that job just so
I can have that title, wrote in migration, like you're
gonna migrate them out, you're killing rats. Yeah, I gotta
go apply. Thank you very much. This is the JNN,
the Jewel News Network. While the other news networks claim
(13:21):
to always be on top of the news, the JNN
is the only news network that stays on top, and
on bottom and sometimes beside the news. Oh yeah, for
our next story, let's send on over to Christian Gray Snow.
I'm Christian Gray Snow, and some wedding guests in Florida
are getting justice after they left a ceremony of love
feeling high on life. A little too high on life. Okay,
that's because the cater of Jocelyn Bryant catered the wedding
where deputies film multiple guests high on marijuana. The arrest
(13:44):
report shows food recovered from the same test of positive
for THHC, and the lawsuit now shows that one of
the guests at the wedding file a lawsuit against the
caterer and the bride herself that they have both been
charged with tampering the food. I just want to say,
people complain about anything that sounds like the wedding of
the century to me. I know, you show up for
free and you get free food, and you leave with
(14:05):
the high. You won't find me complaining that. So did
they order edibles? I don't think so. I don't know
if the bride planned it is like a joke. And
then they just bought all the wheat in Florida and
I got all the every stoned or what. Every time
I hear about somebody bringing pop brownies or whatever to
some sort of party and not telling people, I think
it's hilarious. Yeah, But then I also am like, man,
(14:26):
people would be so mad if they don't smoke or
they don't they're totally against that, and then they ate
a weed brownie. I mean, they'd have a great time,
but also they would not be happy about that. I'm like,
that's such a big risk. It's a huge risk. She
definitely took a risk of ruining her special day. Unfortunately,
her special day wasn't ruined. It's just all the days
after that she's in jail. Is it illegal in Florida.
(14:48):
Of course, everything's illegal in Florida. Yeah, that's why there's
always people getting arrested for weird things. I remember that
story we did on the jann a little while ago
where somebody make something with mushrooms at a wedding and
people didn't know you were here, Mustard. I think that
should just be a trend at weddings more often just hey,
(15:08):
show up. You never know what you're gonna get. Yeah,
the open bar isn't cutting it these days anymore. People.
We need a lot more than that. You're like, Man,
I shouldn't have been to the Jacobson's wedding. Now I
have a meth problem. Yeah. The JNN, the Jubil News Network.
If you like your news factual, then you've come to
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(15:29):
Jewil News Network every single weekday morning at this time.
Follow the show on social media at the Jewils Show.
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vir Mere zero zero the Jewbil Show on Demand. First
Day follow Up. Debbie is on the phone today for
a first date follow up and Debbie is getting ghosted
by dude name Landing and she has no idea why.
(15:51):
Sad Debbie, Before we talk about your date and try
to figure out why you're getting ghosted, how long has
it been since you heard from Landon? Well, it's been
about like two weeks. Okay. How many times have you
tried to reach out to him in those two weeks,
I said him a couple of text messages, but I'm
not like being really pushy about it. Okay, So and
(16:12):
he has a respond to you at all? No, No,
he's not all right. Well, tell us a little bit
about the date. Then why tell us what happened, and
then tell us why you think you might be getting ghosted. Well,
I don't know, Like I'm I'm a bit of a
shy girl, Like I don't like being crowded public places.
So we took the date to like a little bit
of a more like quiet atmosphere. It was to get
(16:35):
coffee and that in his car at the park to
kind of just people watch and talk, and that was
about It sounds pretty chill, Yeah, it sounds sounds very chill.
Did it seem like there were sparks flying everywhere? Yeah?
The conversation was really good. I mean I felt like
we had good chemistry. We had a lot in common,
Like our majors in school were the same, and yeah,
(16:58):
what what was the major? Well, we both studied m
psychology and then also he was talking about marketing was
something he was considering as a double major. He's or
he's changing to it. I guess it was Okay. Actually,
I double major in marketing as well in psychology, so
like mental health is something we've bonded over. It's like
(17:21):
something I find really important to Landon. Nice. Well that's good. Yeah,
Landon's like really high. I mean he's like actually the
tallest guy I've been out within a while. Yes, yeah,
he's you know, it's just like he's really hot. And
I've had like a bunch of red you know, bad
run of dates, and I think Landon was like different,
(17:45):
and I just I hope to see a ghost somewhere.
But now he's ghosting you and you don't know why
at all. No, I mean I have like some inklings
about it, but I'm not sure. Tell us, Yeah, what
are some of your inklings. I think that maybe I
felt well, I did spill some of my coffee in
his cars. I think dad could have been a thing.
(18:08):
I also felt like I just I talk too much. Okay,
so you said your shy though, So you think you
talked too much? Yeah, it's like a nervous pick. I
just kind of like over talk or overshare. I don't know,
it could be bad or just like he's out of
my league physically. I mean he's like super hot. So okay. Well, see,
(18:29):
I always say to people whenever people say somebody's out
of their league, I'm like, no, they're not. They went
out with you, so that exactly you're in the same league.
They obviously if they're not in your league or they
don't feel like they're in your league. I don't even
think that's a thing. But if they feel that way,
then they're probably not even gonna be out with you. Yeah,
I mean he seems like super nice, so I don't
(18:49):
know that he's like super official. Anyway, I spilled coffee
in my car about two weeks ago, and it is
the strongest smell ever. Like, how did he respond to
you spilling coffee in his car? Um? Like his card
was like somewhat cleaned up, like it could have used
the vacuuming or wipe down, but like, I mean, I
(19:10):
didn't make it anything better? Okay, all right? And did
he seem like he was upset about it? Like how
was his attitude about it? And he was like chill
about it? I mean he had like bare napkins from
like a drive through and his gloves glub department, So
I had like just taken out of few and like
wiped it down myself or he like kind of was
like trying to help me get it off too, but
(19:32):
it wasn't really something manajor that like I needed help with. Kay,
all right, so seems like everything went good and he
just hasn't talked to you at all since the date. Yeah, no,
he's totally ghosted me. Okay, well we'll see we can
figure it out for you. Then we'll play a song
come back and then call him and find out why
and see if you even want another day when you do,
find out why, and if you do, then we'll try
and get you another day in your first day follow
(19:53):
up next. Okay, all right, thank you guys, and ghosted
by Landing Bummer their date us. I mean, we talk
about crazy first dates action. They just met at a
coffee shop and then sat in his car and drank
coffee and people watch, which actually sounds pretty fun chill,
and she said the date went great, he smelled good,
(20:15):
They have a lot of common interests. She thought he
was awesome, but now he's ghostinger. It's been two weeks
and she doesn't know why. She thinks it could be
maybe that she talked too much because she was nervous,
or the fact that she spilled a little coffee in
his car and he might love his car more than
he'll ever loved. Debbie. Yeah, I'm not sure, but Debbie,
you're ready to call him and see if we can
figure out why. Yeah, let's let's find out. All right,
(20:38):
let's do it. Here we go. I'm in Dallas on
her right now. Hello, Hi, may I speak to Landon? Yeah?
This is him Landon? What's up? Man? This is Jewel
from the Jewel Show. It's a radio show. My name's
(21:00):
jew Bowl. My name is Bennett. I'm Christian Grace. Now
you do we're all here? Yeah? No, I listened to
you guys all the time. What's up? Okay? Great, Well
that's exactly what you're supposed to do with the radio
shows listen. So that's good. Um. Have you ever heard
us do a first day fallout before? Oh? Yeah, of
course that's why we're calling you. We got an email
(21:21):
about you from one of our listeners. Really, yeah, really,
any idea who it could be? Yeah? No, man, I
U I go on a lot of dates, so it's
hard to okayok, busy, hold on your voice like you
sound really familiar. All right, Yeah, I feel like we've
(21:41):
called you before for something? Yeah you have, Yeah, I'll
be I'll be honest. You have really what? Oh wow,
I know that we've called you before. I could just
like I knew it. But is this like a is
this like a listener like just wanting to get on it? Yeah,
you're just trying to get on the airs something. No, no, no, no, no,
(22:02):
I okay, guys, um, can I be honest with you?
I would love it if you would be Yeah, please?
All right, So I'm not trying to be on the
air right now, but this is, uh, it's kind of
weird that this is happening again. I mean, yeah, you
should probably play the lottery. What are the oil You
must go on a lot of dates? Not only did
must you go on a lot of them? You obviously
(22:22):
go yeah. I mean it's very common, you know, to
do that. So I'm just just doing what everyone else does,
kind of playing this game. Okay, I said that. Wrong's
not so much of a game. It's just I don't
really know the person that well to like spend a
whole conversation of like, oh, I'm not interest. It's like
(22:44):
they get it, you know, they get it. Well, this
person didn't get it. Yeah, that's true. Um, well who
is it? Man? I mean I guess there probably could
be a lot of options. It's somebody named devih Okay, okay, yeah, yeah,
I know what you're talking about. Yeah, she's a cutie.
Why are you Ghostinger's? It has nothing to do like
(23:08):
with her personally, it's just uh well, I guess it
kind of does. I mean I was trying to hook
up that night and she wasn't, so yeah, that was
it was really it was that simple, to be honest, guys,
So you didn't call her back because she didn't put
out I mean when you say it that way, I
mean I just said it as it is. Yeah yeah,
(23:30):
yeah you could say that. And this is kind of weird,
but uh yeah, my, I gotta be more careful because
this has happened to me before. And Landing that's not
my real name. What what? What? So last time we
called you, you weren't Landing. So you lie to the
girls you date then about your name? Yeah yeah, okay,
(23:51):
this is the prob. I got it. You are an
infamaniac and you aggressively date to get laid and then
move on, and you use different names to cover up
your your messiness, but you should probably consider other people's
feelings in the long run. Okay, Grucian, can you stop
saying it that way? I can't, I can't and I won't.
(24:13):
What's your name? Then, Landon, Like, don't worry about it. Honestly,
I don't even remember the name I use less though. Um,
but if if I like the girl, I'm gonna give
her my name. It's just that, you know, I have
three or four dating profiles, and like I don't. I
don't remember it. But you're not even giving them a chance,
(24:34):
so I get to know them like little you just
went on one day and after that one day, you're like, hmm,
it's not gonna work, it's gonna go to them. No,
I give him a chance. It's that one day. I
gave him that one day. Yeah. And Debbie, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
she was cute. I would, uh, honestly, looking at her
photos right now, I would talk to her again. Sure,
I'm sure you would would. Yeah, well, she's on the
(24:55):
phone listening. You probably already know that because you've you're
now a professional at the stay follow up, Debbie, should
I forgot about that? But yeah, yeah, well, who are
you leaving? I like, I'm so vissed that this, like
what a waste of time? This is this going nowhere?
(25:18):
And then you just like had me thinking all along
like I was the problem, Like you're clearly the problem
in this situation. Yeah. No, I hear that. I hear that,
And I'm sorry that. You know I made you feel
that way. Um, I know that. Like you know, if
you gave me another date, we could we could talk
about it more and you know see where it goes.
(25:40):
You know what I mean? No, no way, you just
coughed to using a fake name. This is the second
time we've called you for a first day follow up.
You do have like multiple dating profiles, and you're trying
to get Debbie to go back out. You essentially lied
to her the entire time you were on a date.
You didn't even tell her your real name. She's obviously
interested if she got you guys to call me, So
I'm showing interest as well. That's all I'm saying. There's
(26:03):
a difference in interest in getting closure. Yeah, like what,
I don't even know what to believe. Like, you tell
me you went to school for marketing. Are you even
in school right? Now there's like online training counting. Oh
my god, Wow, No, I cannot go on a second
(26:30):
date with a psychopath. Sorry, good for you, girl, psychopath.
I don't know why you think I'm a psychopath. This
is the twenty first century dating world, so I don't
know what you're talking about. Yeah. No, you can go
on dates with people and like have a date and
try again without being like a tool fraud. Oh god,
(26:52):
here are you? So? So you want to go on
another date again? Is that when I again? No, I
definitely don't want to go on another date, and I
think we've like definitely taken up enough of these people's times.
Let me ask officially, Debbie, would you like to go
on another day with Landon? We'll pay for it or
whoever he wants to be that night? Um? No, No,
(27:13):
he can find someone else to stust like one and
done again. So no, thanks guys, Thanks Art, well peace.
You know, if you ever board on a Friday night,
you know, dude, let it go. She's not gonna go
out with you. Oh my god, you see all right? Okay,
(27:34):
well maybe we'll call you next week. Landon, I'm sure
on another one of these or something. On your third
first day following, see you next time. All right, all right,
he hung up. That's crazy. I want to find the
one that he was in before, find out what name
he used. Then I just pathological Lyral. Yeah that's all
I know. Debbie, Yeah, yeah, Well there you go. That's
(27:58):
your answer. I don't know what he is. You know
you dodged a bullet there, girl, block him on everything. Yeah, well,
I guess i'd he hits me up again. I'll definitely
reach back out to you than I'd love to talk
to him again. Did Jewels Show on demand? Jewils dirty
Little Secret? Hello? Hey, what's up? This is the Jewels
(28:30):
Show and you texted us at four one six one
and told us you had a dirty little secret, So
we're calling you back to ask what your dirty little
secret is. Good morning, Hi, oh oh hi wow. I
didn't think you guys would call actually call me back.
Well we did. And are you able to tell us
your dirty little secret right now or you need us
to like call you back or something? I am. I mean,
I don't think I'll ever be ready for these words
(28:51):
to leave my mouth, but oh, I'm in this, like
I don't know what to do in my life right now.
All right, tell us what your dirty little secret is.
So me and my husban and we've been married, you
know for a while now, where we've been happily married.
We have three boys, were you know, a regular happy family.
My oldest son recently, he was having this school project
(29:12):
where they can do like DNA testing, kind of like
an ancestry dot com type of thingum. So he didn't
even tell me that he was going to do it,
but he went ahead and he submitted DNA testing for
not only himself but his two younger brothers. And we
have the results back a couple of days ago. And
(29:34):
as I'm looking over the results, the DNA from my
oldest son is not matching my two younger ones. What
does that know? So from obviously what I can gather,
I mean, I'm pretty positive that he isn't the son
of my husband. Wait, oh White, what were you doing
(29:54):
around that time? Yeah, I'm like I've been racking my
brain trying to like, you know, think and remember. And
right before I met my husband, I had been dating
an ex boyfriend and I had just broken it off
with him. And then like maybe a couple of weeks later,
I met my husband, and me and my husband did
get pregnant pretty quickly, and I just never like it
(30:15):
was like a one night stand. It actually wasn't even
really an ex boyfriend. It was more like a one
night stand. And then I met my husband and then
we got pregnant, and I literally like buried the one
night stand in my mind, Like I didn't even think
about it until I opened that envelope and seeing those results,
and now I'm thinking that it's a possibility that my
son could be that guy's son. Oh wow, did you
(30:36):
ever think whenever you found out you were pregnant at
the time that this could be that person's son? Not
even an ounce? Like, literally, like I said, I had
completely forgotten about it. I buried it and I was
just so happy and in love. It just made sense
that it was for my husband, and we've been inseparable
ever since. And to my shock to open up this
(30:57):
paper and now my entire life is flashing before my
eyes to him, Wow, So does your son obviously knows
now that it doesn't match or because he said it's
for like a school thing, right, Well, yeah, I mean
he's looking at the paperwork and he's I'm pretty sure
he's kind of understanding it a little bit. I haven't
really talked to him about it because I'm like terrified,
(31:19):
but I feel like he may know something because it's
pretty obvious when you line up the DNA from his
other two brothers that is clearly different. Oh gosh, I
mean I think the one not that there are positives
of the situation. But so you don't beat yourself up
over it. You didn't do anything wrong. You know. It's
not like you were out stepping out and you ended
(31:40):
up getting pregnant by someone and you just decided to
keep it a secret and hope for the best, like
if you were just as surprised as anyone, you know,
with the news. So I think if you do go
forward and decide to be honest, you know, you just
share that like you did nothing wrong. Yeah, exactly, is
the guy that you think might be his birth father? Rich?
Any chance that idea? Exactly? I have no idea. Like
(32:05):
I said, I haven't thought about this guy in over
fifteen years. Well look into it, Yeah, look figured out
and let us know what happens. I mean, that's a
lot to deal with obviously, Thank you for your dirty
little secret, and just keep telling yourself you did nothing wrong,
you know, So even if there is a period of
sadness and confusion on you know, your husband's part and
your children's part, at the end of the day, you
didn't intentionally do anything to hurt them, and you can.
(32:28):
You've got to rest on that. Thank you, Thank you.
I really did need that silver lining. And hopefully that
guy's rich. That's what we're really good for you, right
he owes your year as a child support, that whole life,
the child support. Yes, thank you for telling us your
dirty little secret. Well, you know, thanks for making me
think about something positive at least. Yeah, absolute did you
(32:52):
will show on demand? I just realized what the biggest
Christmas tradition is here in America. What's that? It's the
Jewel Show. It's the one thing that almost every single
one of us does during this time of year. And no,
it's not the annual tradition you're thinking of. It's not
when you and your family draw a name out of
a hat to see who will get dressed up as
Blitzen so you can play pin the tail on the
(33:14):
reindeer this year. That's always a fun one the best,
but be careful. Things get broken when you play that anyway.
America's most treasured Christmas tradition is this stressing the f out. Yes,
the holidays are a great time of year, but they're
also really stressful. And that's what we do this time
of year. And that involves traveling to see your family
(33:34):
or friends or leaving the country so you don't have
to be around your family or friends. Either way, you're
gonna probably need a plane for that. And a poll
is going viral of the top airline pet peeves. We'll
go over what most people's pet peeves are in just
a second. What annoys you? They'll call us up eight
eight eight three four three one oh six one text
in four one oh six one. We'll go over some
of the top answers from this survey of the most
(33:57):
annoying airline pet peeves. Just in time for the holiday.
All right, when someone asks you to switch seats with them,
apparently that bugs forty three percent of people. Yeah, I
get annoyed by that. I know, it doesn't bother me
unless they're asking me to go from an aisle seat
to a middle seat or a window seat to a
middle saw. You suld ask that, I mean, you could
(34:17):
pay me and I would, Yeah, definitely, call us up
eight to eighty three four three one six one text
in four one o six one. Just in time for
the holidays where you're gonna have to travel on an
airline or aka the city bus in the sky, A
new survey is going viral of people's biggest airline pet peeves. Ben,
what's your biggest pet peeve? My biggest pet peeve at
(34:37):
the airport? Airline, airplane, babies, babies, toddlers. You know the
Q in all, But why is like your baby the
only one making noise when the whole plane is quiet? Also,
why is your baby's legs so strong and it's kicking? Myspeeves?
If you'll tell you your daughter, your son, your baby
gonna stop it, I will turn around and tell of
(34:57):
them to stop it. Apparently sixty five percent of people
get annoyed when people kick the back of the seat
that's in your line pet peeve. We're going over the
biggest airline pet peeves just in time for the holiday,
so you can think about canceling your plane tickets to
go visit your families. Another big airline pet peeve when
people are rude to the airport staff or the flight attendants. Yes,
(35:18):
there's no need for that, honestly, like they're doing their job.
Come on, they are doing their job. A flight attendants
love to catch your attitude every once in a while. Thing,
I'm will meet you with what I know. I like,
you know what. I've started doing that too, if somebody
gives me an attitude. I've been the person in my
life that kind of lets people give me an attitude
and let's a roll off. And then if they ask
me if I'm giving an attitude, I've just been like,
(35:38):
I'm just matching your energy. You could bring your energy
down to what you want mind to be, or we
can continue to go like this. Ye treat others way
you want to be treated, honey, yep, And okay, fine,
I'll be escorted off the plane when we land. Yeah,
I never get to fly again at Yeah, we're going
over the top airline pet peeves according to a list
that's going by our right now. Strangers who force you
into small talk on the plane, Oh my gosh, literally
(36:02):
happened to me on my last flight. I talked to
this man for maybe like the entire flight. I had
my iPad want to talk to him. I mean, he
was really nice and we were chatting, but I had
my iPad out and I wanted to watch like the
last few episodes of the Game of Thrones that I
had been watching. How many did you get to watch? None?
Not one episode? No, We talked literally about like football,
and then after football, he's traveling for work. One of
(36:25):
my biggest airline pet peeves is when there is a
talker next to somebody on a plane, but they're talking
so loud that they want the entire plane to hear
your conversation. And they're usually always talking about their kids
and how cool their kids are and what college they
go to and all that kind of stuff, or they're
talking about how great their career is going and they
just want to announce it to the whole plane. They
like talk about the vacation they're going on, and before
you get off the plane, you know their itinerary back
(36:47):
and forth, what they're doing the days, Like, dude, we're
all going to the same plane. They're swimming with dolphins. Christie,
what's your biggest airline pet peeve? My biggest airline pet
peeve is when the flight attendants don't worry back for
drink refills. What I'm sorry, Listen, listen I understand a
job as a job and that people have bad days
(37:09):
period of fil you on this, but now there is
zero reason how three hours into a five and six
hour flight, I've seen your face once. I already got
two vodka orange juices and I've drank both and the
ice is melted. Yeah, I'm parched the same thing with me.
I'm parched and sober. Sometimes they only come once and
I'm like you, you see, people only want one drink exactly,
(37:29):
so I just do two at a time. I'm like,
do y'all do what? Can I get two? And they're
like no, but we do doubles. I'm like, that's two,
but whatever you need to do to make yourself feel bad,
I get doubles. I'll go back there and ask them
because they're sitting back their chatting. I've done that too.
I go to pee and like, it's been an hour
forty five minutes. It's we've seen and you go back
there and they're chilling, and I'm like, I get it.
You know what, honey and chill on the clock. Make
that money and don't do much. Can I get a
(37:51):
vodka orange juice while we're out of that? Would be
loved and you just like bars on airplanes, which is
like where do you just like go back. It's like
a little tiny corner and just a little pre made cocktails.
Boom boom boom. Imagine all the drunk people walking up
and down the off Imagine the no fly list. When
they do last call, everybody gets running to the back.
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