March 14, 2023 • 36 mins
Is the world getting dumber!? Find out what happened during Hollywood's biggest night and so much more in this episode of the Jubal Show!
For todays Ridiculous Internet Question we are asking, What's the strictest rule your parents had growing up!? Stewart aka Jubal Fresh wants to know if Laurie stole the Mr. Waffles Man comic book in this Jubal Phone Prank, Dinah wants to know if her best friend's husband is cheating in this War of the Roses, a Dirty Little Secret that will make you never want to go to the grocery stores and The Jubal Show recaps the Oscars and The Razzies!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Then Jebel show on demand. Next message at four one
oh six one that says, the strictest rule my parents
had was that we had to attend church every Sunday
morning and evening and Wednesday night. Oh did you live
in a church? Pretty pretty much? Calls right now eight
at eight three four three one six one eight eight
eight three four three one oh six one. He goes
internet questions and that's the question today, what is the
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strictest rule your parents had growing up Victoria. The strictest
rule I had, I had the church thing also where
we'd have to go every Sunday, but usually we'd go
get tacos after, so I wasn't made. But I think
the strictest rule they had was my dad wouldn't let's
leave the table until all of our food was completely
gone from our plate. And even like my aunts and
uncles knew about it and knew how strict they were,
(00:41):
and so they would even help us get rid of
our food when we didn't want to finish it. Really,
I love it. One of the times that I remember
getting in a lot of trouble as a kid was
one of those situations where they wanted you to eat
something and you didn't. So I took the peas and
I scooped him and I put him in underwear. Nobody
saw it, and then it went to the bathrooms. Try
to get rid of the peas, right like if I
ate them. But then I must have got to stray
while wasn't there, and I forgot to flush the toilet,
(01:01):
and my dad had to go to the bathroom and
then came back out and was like, why are there peas?
Damn it, It would have all been so perfect call
us eight at eight three four three one oh six
one text in four one o six one. What was
the strictest rule your parents had growing up, Malachai? Bye? Yeah.
The strictest rule my parents had growing up was I
(01:24):
was three child labor basically and you do. Yeah. Me
and my family we lived on the secondary building of
a church property, and basically growing up I had to
cut the grass of an entire huge front yard, clean
some gutters on the church, basically do anything that a
paid landscaper would do. Yeah. But I, like Malachi, had
(01:47):
very similar childhoods. I grew up in the church as well.
My parents ran church camps and all that stuff, and
I had to work, so I always joke about, say
I've been working since I was eight years old. I
really have been working since I was eight years old.
I had to work on the maintenance crews and do
all that, like do that stuff for free, basically because
my parents were like, you can neither be a camper
or you can work. And I didn't want to be
(02:07):
a camper because I don't want to have to go
through the rules that they have. I'm like a rounds.
And then I ended up just having to work, and
so I would be doing all that stuff too, just
free child labor. Thanks for your phone called man. Appreciate you.
Eighty eight three four three one six one text in
four one six one. What is the strictest rule that
your parents had when you were growing up in it?
So I grew up in foster care. So my mom
she raised five of her own before she took in
(02:27):
five of us. I was the oldest of the five
best she took in. So she had a very strict
curfew policy for me, Like my curfew was midnight up
until the day I left, and this is after college.
She didn't want me entering while the younger ones were sleep.
So if I was not home by midnight. That door
was shut, no key not opening the door. Yes, And
(02:48):
obviously as I got older and I was like in
college and I wanted to go out with friends, it
was so frustrating. Luckily, and my best friend lived around
the corner, so I would crash at her place all
the time. But my mom meant it twelve o'clock that
door is closed. I'm not opening it. I don't care.
Find somewhere to go. She said, you have a blanket. Yeah.
Call us eighty eight three four three one six one
text in four one six one. It's ridiculous. Internet questions.
(03:11):
What's the strictest rule that your parents had when you
were growing up? Somebody texted in and said they weren't
allowed to read any books because their mom said the
devil spoke through them. Well, oh wow, that's a wonderful rule.
They also said. They also said that their mom didn't
mind the phone though, because I guess the devil doesn't
big through the phone. So they downloaded a bunch of
audio books on there. I call us eighty eight three
(03:33):
four three one a six one text in four one
o six one. What is the strictest rule your parents
had growing up? Amy, Yes, what's the strictest rule that
your parents had when you were growing up? Um, Our
strictest rule was that our parents made us sit at
the table and tell our flu what's gone. But if
it life, we'd have to go to the bathroom and
we'd put it on mouth and we'd go to the
(03:54):
bathroom many times and have to, like, you know, go
spit it out in the toilet. I'm sure they caught
on it's on, but I don't know why I didn't
think of that, Like I literally just sat at the
table from multiple hour hours rather than going to the
bathroom and getting rid of it. Yeah, work smarter or
not harder. The pet dog is always hungry. He was always.
My mom used to whenever she had a teacher in
school when she was an elementary school that would make
the kids eat their lunch, and when she wasn't looking,
(04:15):
my mom would put peas in her milk carton, like
she chugged the milk and then hide the food she
shouldn't want to eat in the milk carton. I was like, exactly,
thank you, Amy for your phone call. Call us up
eighty eight three one six one, text in four one
o six one. What is the strictest rule your parents
had when you were growing up Christian, The strictest rule
I ever had. Like, honestly, my parents were pretty lenient,
Like I never had a curfew or anything like that,
(04:36):
but my mom did not play any games when it
came to skipping school, like unless I was like literally
puking my guts out, I'm going to school one hundred percent.
That was you know, I never got like a sick
day to like stay home and watch TV or anything
as a kid. I still have a little bit of
resentment about that was it for me too. I still
feel guilty whenever I call in sick to work because
if we'd be sick from if I stay at home,
(04:58):
I literally could do nothing yet sick. It was like, well, fine,
you know, Phil got hot. I'm like, I'm been puking.
Look at me like, I'm I'm obviously sick. Oh well,
I don't know if you're faking it or not, so
you better stay in bed. I'm gonna every hour to
check on you and make sure that you still sound
sick because I think you're lying, so you better be
in bed all day. A few years ago, I could
(05:18):
comfortable with calling in sick and now I almost do
it every day. Call us up eighty day three four
three one six one text and four one o six one.
What's the strictest rule your parents had when you were
growing up? The show on demand? It's another jubile phone
frameyday mornings. That's twenties. Hello. Hey, this is Stuart calling
(05:43):
from Comics. I was looking for Laurie. Yeah, Hi, this
is Lorie. Hey Laurie, how are you? This is Stewart
from Comics. You performed here the other night? I did? Yeah,
thanks so much for having me. I'm sorry that you
didn't get a chance to connect. Yeah, a little a
stand up comedy in a comic bookshop. Yeah yeah. How
(06:03):
was the crowd? Did you like the show? Um? Yeah,
it was definitely well promoted. Lots of people there. So
good on you guys for that. Thank you for having me.
I appreciate it. And yeah yeah yeah. Did you like
the comics in there too? The comic books that we
have around. You know, I'm not a I'm not a
big comic from Gale, but I can certainly appreciate the art.
(06:25):
And you notice the first we have a first edition
waffle Man comic book. I'm not familiar possession there. Wow. Yeah,
that sounds like a very uh I mean first edition.
That's always impressive, right, that's always a special. So that's
I heard about how the show went and sounds like
maybe a bit of a rough crowd for you, which
is why I bring up our first edition waffle Manum,
(06:47):
do you know much about Waffleman? Uh? No, again, I don't.
I don't really read. Yeah, there was only one It's Waffleman, right,
pretty terrible action hero and there was only one print
ever made and we have it and that was it.
It was. It was a one and done. I guess
you could say it was kind of have a bomb,
sort of like your act the other night. It was
like that. That's why I bring it up. One of
(07:08):
the readings that bring up Wow. Okay, so you just
call it to be a and point out the fact
that I bomb like Waffleman what we're doing? Yeah? No, Um,
I didn't call just to say that after the comedy
routine show that you were here. You did here at
the comic bookstore, we were doing inventory and we noticed
that waffle Man, our first edition Waffleman, the most expensive
(07:33):
comic that we have, is missing. Like, are you seriously
accusing me right now stealing from your store, Like it
didn't steal your stupid book, Waffleman. Really well, waffle Man, okay,
I would steal. Explain to me how you're here at
our store and you do a show and then you
leave and Waffleman is gone. Explain Explain to me how
(07:53):
you're still a virgin at fifty whatever years old, because
I'm saving myself for marriage. That's why. I don't even
know how you knew that. How did you know that?
I helped you have a wonderful rest of your day?
Thanks so much for calling. Enough about my virginity. I
need Waffleman back in my store, or I'm calling the police.
Well that sounds like a you problem. Why don't you
go ahead and call the police and let them know
(08:15):
that your Bagel Boy comic book is missing? Or like
whatever the I don't Bagel Boy? How did you know
about bagel Boy? Oh my god, of course there's a
bagel Boy that which then you also probably took Bagel Boy.
Oh yeah, and I wiped my butt with it. There
you go. There, it is a big reveal. You caught me.
(08:35):
You took Waffleman and Bagel Boy and wiped your butt
with it. Those were the most expensive comic books that
we had. You actually think that I did that? Like you?
Actually you told me that what you did with waffle
Man and Bagel Boy, right, it was sarcasm, which apparently
is lost on Who's who sarcasm? Where's he? What universe?
(08:59):
Is he from? Marvel or DC iselin. I don't know
who sarcasm is and I didn't even know we had
a comic had sarcasm in it. Oh my god, okay, sarcasm.
I was being facetious. I was kidding. I was joking
two things you don't know about, sarcasm and orgasm. And
that's okay. That's just where we're at right now. Okay,
(09:19):
I did not steal your stuff. I'm gonna hang up now,
and I just want you to go ahead and google sarcasm,
figure out what that means. Maybe google how to interact
better with women with your peers, maybe get a girlfriend,
you know, And I'm just gonna see myself out. Sorry
about your books, you weirdo. Okay, well then I'll just
(09:40):
let you know that this is actually Jewel from the
Jewel Show doing a phone break on you and your husband,
Brian set you up? Are you kidding me? Right now?
A bagel boy just got me. He said that you
performed some weird gig at a comic book story the
other day and wanted to mess with you. Oh my god. More,
(10:00):
he would never tell anybody it was such a bad
show attack we had a path. Oh my god. Well,
you should check out that first edition Waffleman though. It's
a great read. Then Jebile Show on demand. If you
feel like the world is getting dumber, guess what it is,
and there's scientific proof. We'll tell you in just a second. Also,
(10:22):
residents in Maine are protesting for their right to be naughty.
Oh okay, what do they want to get naughty about?
We'll also tell you that in just a second. And
one maid is making headlines because she's figured out a
way to make three hundred dollars an hour cleaning houses.
Oh wow, find out a new way to make a
lot of money right now. And those other stories, and
another hard hitting, live local, late breaking report from the
(10:44):
j and N the Jebil News Network. It's news that
you didn't know you needed, and it's right now for
our Tuesday, March fourteenth, twenty twenty three. I'm Jewel Freshmen
for your first story of the day. If you think
that Americans in the world are getting dumber, they're scientific
proof that we are perfect. A new study found that
America's collective IQ is dropping for the first time in
(11:07):
nearly a century. Wow. Yeah, I guess every decade the
collective IQ points of society goes up about three points.
The new generations get smarter and smarter and smarter, except
now now it's dropped about six points. They say that
I thought you were going to No, why are people
(11:28):
getting dumber? The scientists say, maybe it's social media and
our phones, or it could be pollution in our diets.
Either way, we're getting stupid, not looking good. Yeah, I
don't know what's going on with the younger generation. Victoria. Okay, yeah, Victoria,
this is your generation. What do you have to say
for them? I don't know what we're dealing. The next
time that Victoria draws to tell me that we're wrong
(11:50):
about like music taste or something, I'm just gonna bring
up this harder. Yeah. Every generation, there's Generation X, gender,
the Generation Z. I guess this generation is just called
generation Duh. News Network, it's news that you didn't know
you needed well next door listen, it's been a you
(12:14):
know what they say, if you don't stand for something,
you'll fall for anything. And people in Maine are protesting
because for several years, motorists were allowed to put any
combinations of numbers and letters on their vehicle plates until
a few weeks ago. Two hundred and seventy four plates
were recalled when the state deemed them inappropriate, including the
recalled I Love tofu, which, if you read a different way,
(12:36):
it says I love to f you. That's the way
to disguise it. So yeah, people are sending their appeals
and they've all been declined, but you know what, they're
still fighting for their quote unquote rights. Yeah, I wish
they would let us put that stuff on license plate.
Come on, like, have you ever been in traffic? I
need to laugh, Like that could be the thing that
(12:57):
you're somebody say, here's my thing about vanity plates, that's
what they call it. And I think I think you
might have one, Yeah, your last name on it. Yes,
So I always think that they're not good if you
need to get away, if your car is a getaway car,
because then people remember your plates. So I rather have
like the big combination. And yeah, this is the first
(13:18):
set of vendy plates I've ever had. Right, except the
same thing. Then it just said I drive like an
a hole. I don't purpose, but I just do right.
And so now I'm like, I know that if I
cut someone off, and if they know who I am,
they know that I'm the one that cut them off.
Have a great idea, take your enemy, but their last
name is your license plate. That's a great idea. Yeah. No,
(13:40):
just the address of someone that you don't like around
and around it. You know, this is where you can
find me. Just that's a great idea. You are petty, Christian.
I like it, and network Christian always says that he's petty,
but sometimes he's just proves it. Like that idea right there?
(14:03):
All right, for your next story in the chin in
it's Christian Gray Snow it is And I'm on location
in Tampa, Florida, where one woman has learned the value
of multiple streams of income and she ain't relying on
Uber eats to make some extra coin. Okay, let me
tell you what I'm talking about. A video recently went
viral on social media after a lady named Sammy opened
up about discovering a hidden talent of hers. That hidden
talent is turning out to be quite profitable. Sammy is
(14:24):
a topless maid, all right. The video that viral was
her breaking down showing how much she makes. So, according
to ESPN Southwest Florida, she averages five houses to day
that she cleans. She charges three hundred dollars an hour
plus tips. Okay. So she also just to make sure
that she has like safety, she employs a bodyguard to
stay with her outside so nothing goes wrong. Wow. Basically
she breaks it down, she daily takes home one thousand,
(14:46):
four hundred and thirty dollars cash. Wow. Great money, great money.
So while y'all are out here like selling girl Scout
cookies and feet picks on only fans, y'all can find
me in cleaning houses. Okay. For all your topless cleaning services,
please contact Christian three. I'm doing it too. Absolutely, we'll
start a company right and you're talking about I'll sell
cookies on the street corner topless. This show is over
(15:07):
because we're going to make real money. Man. We're just
gonna do all kinds of different odd jobs topless exactly.
This is the Jay then the Jewil News Network. This
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(15:28):
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time four of the Roses only on the Jewbil Show.
(15:48):
Dina is on the phone today for War the Roses
to catch a cheater, and Dina doesn't think that her
significant other is cheating. But Dina has a friend, a
best friend who's married to a dude named Roman, and
Dina thinks that he might be cheating. So we're gonna
see if we can catch him and find out if
he actually is. Do you know what's up? Thank you
for your email. Tell us what's going on. I have
stone cold busted my best friend's husband cheating on her.
(16:12):
Oh yeah, no, if sands or butts in my mind?
How is it a club? And I thought, I look over,
I'm like, is that Roman? And he was all up
on this squirrel they were making out. I was like,
and they've been married for eight years. She has been
spending the last like month and a half cleaning this
(16:34):
like super anniversary party for him. And I just kept thinking,
I can't be seeing what I've been thinking. You know what,
I think I'm seeing him? But it was him. So
I confronted him. I went up. I did, oh, wow, okay, yeah,
and he was like, you don't know what you're talking about.
This is just a co worker. And I was like, dude,
I know what I saw, and I'm telling Ali. So
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he like stormed off with this girl, like holding her
hand and stuff, like they walk off. I didn't know
what to do. I was like, I do I tell her?
Do I not tell her? I finally decided. I knew
he was gonna be at work the next day, and
I went over and before I can't even get a
word out, she answered the door and she's like, I
can't believe you would have the nerve to come to
(17:17):
my house knowing what you did to Roman yesterday? What well? Wow,
oh god, exactly. He got ahead of me and crashed me.
He told her that I was that he was at
a restaurant bar with his coworkers, everybody he works with,
and then I came up drunk out of my goard
(17:39):
and started running my mouth and embarrassed him in front
of all of his co workers. And he's up for
some promotion, I guess. So she was like in tears,
telling me, you know, I can't believe your messing with
our money, that you would do this to him, you
would do this to me. It was bad. She Were
you able to get a word in at all? Over
(18:00):
sheet like tuly? You tried to get your side at
the story out right, I kept trying, but she was
so mad, and I mean, I can't blame her. She thinks,
you know, I'm messing with his with his job, and
she just kept saying I don't want any of your sloppy,
drunk bitch drama. Wow, and then told me she didn't
want to talk to me anymore and then shut the
(18:22):
door on my face. Dang. So he obviously ran straight
home because he knew that you would busted him, and
then got a story that she would believe him over
you before you had a chance to tell her. That's
what it sounds like for sure. Dang well, if anything
is certain, it's that he is a manipulative Yeah, mastermind unfortunately,
because he I mean to be caught and then the
(18:42):
first thing you do is run to the person you're
cheating on and come up with a lie in case
that you get told. Like that's crazy. Yeah, she should
definitely know who she's with, you know what I mean?
I mean, yeah for sure? Yeah, So is that your goal? Then?
To catch him on a war the roses here so
that you can show her proof that you didn't do
what he said. That's what I'm hoping. Like if if
(19:03):
he ever would have had a reason to send flowers
to her, it would be now with their anniversary coming.
I think it's like tomorrow or oh god, or the
next day, so it would be a perfect opportunity for
him to send them to Ali. Yeah, and if he doesn't,
then we know, like I already know, but I need
her to know. Yeah, for sure, I would. I would
want that too. I mean, it's it's your best friend. Yeah. Also,
(19:26):
like his lie and his cheating could potentially cost you
your best friend. How long have you known each other.
We have been friends since preschool. Oh that's awful. Yeah,
all right, well, let's let's see if we can catch him.
Then you already told us what grocery store he shops at,
and as a rewards card member, So we'll do the usual.
We'll call from there, say that every single month, we
(19:46):
choose one rewards card remember at random, who gets free
flowers delivered, and we'll see if he sends them to
his wife of eight years or to someone else. All right,
we'll play a song and we'll come back and we'll
see if we can catch him. With Ward the Roads
to catch Cheater next. If you're just joining us for
today's Ward the Roses to Catch a Cheater. Dina is
on the phone and she doesn't think that her significant
other is cheating. She actually was out. Well I'll let
(20:06):
Dina tell it. We're about to call her best friend's
husband of eight years see if we can catch him cheating,
all because of something that happened. Dina, why don't you
go ahead and tell us real quick what the situation is.
I was out of the club. I saw my best
friend's husband all upon this other woman kissing make it out.
He got to her before I did, told her that
(20:28):
I came up drunk in front of all of his
friends from work, denied that there was a woman anything
to do with it, and now has made it so
that she won't even speak to me. She's still mad.
That's crazy that he would go home instantly and think
of a lie that quick. I mean, it's not crazy.
People do that. Yeah, right, But it's also sad that
you might lose your relationship with your best friend because
of that. So we're about to call him. The goal
(20:49):
is to get proof that he is cheating, so that
Dina can show her friend and get her friend back,
and also make it so that her friend is not
being cheated on anymore. All right, here we go, Dina,
you're ready to call him? Yeah? Hello, Hey, this is
(21:12):
galling from Is this our rewards card member? Roman? Oh? Yeah? Roman,
Thank you very much for your business. Guess what? Congratulations
you're this month's winner for what what did I get?
You got the flowers? Like for me? Or oh you
must not have seen the signs. We redesigned our whole
(21:32):
floral department. We do flower delivery. Now we're trying to
get the word out and also trying to say thank
you for shopping some of our more valued customers like yourself.
So every single month, we choose one Rewards Card member
at random who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department.
It's thirty six long stem red roses and you just
want it. That's awesome. Congrats. So yeah, like I said,
(21:53):
there's no cost to you. It's just our way of saying,
thank you very much for shopping. Yeah, where's it go? Oh?
I give you yep, I'll give will um. It's very easy.
So if you happen to know where you want some
scent and everything right now, I can take the information
over the phone super quick, or I can arrange the
time to call you back and we can do it
(22:14):
that way. Or there's a really long form to fill
out that I can have email to your inbox, which
probably you don't want to do, trust me, it takes
a long time. Can we just like take care of
her now? Or all I would need first from you
would be the name, first and last of the person
that you want to send them to, Then anything you
want to put on a card, and then we'll get
the address and like I said, you get all those confirmations. Yeah,
(22:34):
I have a name, that's all right. Yeah, as far
as a card, Um, do you want to write anything
on a card to Beth? Okay, yeah, let's see. Um,
I promise you baby, after I'm I'm after I'm done
dealing with her. I'm all yours. What I got you,
(22:57):
I got you. I knew it. You know it is
Dina and I knew it. And this is actually the
Jewel Show. It's a radio show. We do a seg
where we people cheating. Okay, bye, shut up, this is
I don't know. I wasn't cheating. That's not I'm not cheating.
I'm not cheating on my wife. At best would you
call you're not cheating? Roman? You just said at thirty
(23:19):
six Red Roses said some same best I knew. Like,
first of all, I don't know why you called on
her some girl work with and I was. It's a joke.
It's like a running joke, you know, also a hilarious
joke when you're for eight years you got my best club,
get to me anymore? Yeah, time was to admit you
(23:42):
were you were at a club. You were at a
club all up on some was not your wife? Who
was my best friend? You put a out of your mind.
I was not drunk. You made up that little story.
Save your own next. It is the best time. Ali
knows that you're a low down pieces, and the rest
of the world does. You're lowdown people. I hope you
(24:03):
and Bess are miserable together forever. I hope you guys
don't know what you're talking about. I mean, that's what
his friends. What does um when I'm done? Finally done
with her or dealing with her? Mean on the card
you wrote, I don't have to answer your questions, dude's
like seriously, like like you guys planned this, like you
guys try to cut me. I don't have to answer anything.
It was a joke, you know. I have to explain
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myself about cheating and my wife. All right, Denis, she
got drunk. She made Ali uncomfortable. How about you just
stay away from our house. She stay away from you know,
stay were from my wife. You don't know what you're
talking about. You can call me crazy and you can
do whatever you want. All I know is Ali is
going to hear this call and she can decide for
herself once and all, whether or not I'm crazy or
(24:45):
you're a cheeter. I'm so tired of you doing this
to her. Dude, Okay, good luck that woman nothing. That
woman has done nothing but love you ever since the
day she met you, and you have disrespected her every
time behind back my best friend. That's all. Usually, How
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do you, dude? You don't even know, You don't even know.
It's fine. You just neat to mind your own business,
all right, you seem bored. Okay, Now, you're just trying
to ruin like your friend's life. That's what you're doing.
You're trying to ruin your friend's life, and you don't
know what you're doing. You really don't know what you're doing.
You are the one who decided to ruin her life
when you walked into it, and you have not respected
her a day since. I'm done with you, and she
(25:27):
can decide for once and all if I lose my
friendship over this, I'll be fine with that. At least
I'll know that she knows the truth and that you're
a piece of Hey, Ali Aimshan, how much if she
loses so it doesn't matter, that's hateful. Yeah, and he
just had of course he did. Yeah, he's obviously cheating Dina, obviously, Right,
we're gonna just have to hope that your friend eventually
(25:50):
sees the lie. I don't know. It's like I said,
I hope that this shows her what the truth is. Yeah,
I mean, you've got your proof, right, and if it doesn't,
then there's nothing you can do about that. You know
your friend best, you know, you're better than any of us.
What do you think she'll do? I want to. I
hope that she can finally see like what a piece
(26:14):
of she is. But like I said to him, I'm
willing to go down if this isn't. If she'd rather
be with him than know the truth, at least I
did everything I could. That's right, Well, you had nothing
wrong exactly. And if you if you really want to
go him, at least you know her name now too,
so you can even you know that point. Yeah, I'm
(26:36):
down to start to every Beth in a fifty mile radius.
Let us know how it goes. Okay. I will thank
you all so much. I appreciate your help. On demand
Jubils dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hey, what's up? This is
(27:03):
the Jewel Show. And you texted us at four one
or six one and said you had a dirty little secret.
So now we're calling you back. Hi. I know morning. Whoa, Okay,
what's up. I know it's been a while since he
sext it in, but do you still have the dirty
little secret that you texted us about? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
I do. Sweet, let's hear it, man, this is so cool. Okay.
(27:24):
So I'm a manager at a popular grocery store chain
in town, and I have a few secrets to share
about the grocery store. So okay, First of all, the
shopping carts are so dirty. They are never cleaned. I
always think about that whenever I touch a shopping cart.
I'm wondering if I need to go, if I should
(27:45):
just burn my hands off or something. I know those
things have to be fiel. They're disgusting, like rain won't
even help clean them. Okay, you know it's bended by
the way. Whenever I grab a car, I make sure
I like wipe it at least like the handled, But
I never went down the car where you put all
your food. They're really gross. Yeah. What's also gross is
(28:08):
the conveyor belt that you put all your food on
at the check outline. Do you fruit? I haven't washed,
and I've eaten after it's been in my cart. But
I've worked for a grocery store, and we used to
clean almost like every day, like honestly, that was one
of my favorite things that we would do, is when
I have to spray the carts because he's been going
to do like I would just want a headphones in
(28:31):
and just get to spray all the carts and like
clean them down a little bit. That's nice, But I
don't know what you're doing at your grocery store. At
my store, we never clean them. They are absolutely discussed. Okay, um,
well that's disgusting and gross and good to know very much.
It was another dirty little secret from the grocery store. Oh,
if you're looking for an item it's not on the
(28:52):
shelf and you asked me if it's in the back,
I'm not looking for it. You just go back there
and act like you looked. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm not
looking for it. Videos I would do the same thing
if I was you. I don't blame you. Yeah, it's
just an automatic. Now, Okay, do you have more stuff,
(29:12):
more secrets? Yeah? Yeah, sure. Yeah. Let's see under the
um like the space under the aisles. Mice. I mean
that makes sense. I just think mice are everywhere. How
does se restaurants and out, though I was gonna say
they're probably scared of people when they're shopping, but as
soon as the lights go down, like cockroaches, it's a
(29:36):
like a club. There's a DJ dancing around. There's a
bunch of drunkn mice everywhere under the cereal boxes. Yeah. Yeah,
last week we actually found a bunch of mice inside
of a Lucky Charms box. Lucky cho I'm about to
start growing all. That's a box of unlucky charms. Yeah.
(29:59):
So they were actually baby mice, and so what we
did need a few other employees. We actually took them
and we keep them back in our office. Oh what
like his pets? Why, yeah, we need them snap crackling pop,
I'm an electry charms box in Their name is nap
crackle Bar. Well, um, I imagine that at every business, restaurant,
(30:20):
grocery store, anywhere. There's a lot of dirty little secrets
like that that I like to pretend that I don't exist. Yeah, exactly,
except I know that they do. Out of sight, out
of mind. Yeah, so for my last dirty little secret
about the grocery store, you have no idea how many
employees hook up in the aisles after the store closed.
Oh my god, this is like a one off grocery store.
(30:44):
I don't know what they're not cleaning, right, we know
what you're doing instead of cleaning. Yeah, I want to
work at a grocery store. They're not backing groceries. They're
baging at each other. Oh well, thank you for telling
us your dirty little secret. Oh of course, thanks. Did
Jebel show on demand for you? We want you have fun,
(31:05):
we want you to feel safe, and most importantly, we
want me to feel safe. So we have strict policies
in place. If anyone in this theater commits an act
of violence at any point during the show, you will
be awarded the Oscar for Best Actor and permitted to
give a nineteen minute long speak. No, but seriously, the
(31:27):
Academy has a crisis team in place. If anything unpredictable
or violent happens during the ceremony, just do what you
did last year. Nothing, Sit there and do absolutely not
reading That was Jimmy Kimmel at the Oscars. People are
still talking about it. No harm was done to anybody
at the Oscars. There was no slap, no nothing. The
(31:49):
only thing that happened at the Oscars was people thinking
about doing harm for themselves because it takes so long
and it was so boring. Will Smith was not there
in attendance. Nobody got slapped, and I don't even know
if there's anything really interesting to talk about from the Oscars.
I will say it was kind of cool that k
Kay kan kyway Kuan, Yes, thank you. He won Best Actor, right,
(32:13):
and he was the kid in Indiana Jones, so child actor.
So that's an amazing thing, right to be a child
actor and then grew up to win Best Actor when
you're an adult supporting act supporting I'm sorry about that, Richard.
He joins other child actors who grew up to be
successful and well adjusted, like just him, I think, But
congratulations to him and Richard. Our producer editor, Richard Sharkey
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is very upset. Oh, hello, what is the problem. I
think you might? You might, I think I know Christian
watched it. But Richard, you're very upset about what from
the Oscars. Well, okay, there is a movie that came
out this last year that kind of was panned. Jimmy
Kimmel even made a joke about it, Babylon losing one
hundred million dollars didn't do that well. I am one
of the very few people that actually loved, loved, loved, loved,
(32:59):
loved that film to look back at the twenties era
of cinema, going from the Silent Age to the Talkies
and whatnot, and it got shut out by both categories
that it was nominated for, in both costuming and score.
Regardless if you even didn't like the movie, the score
itself painted a picture of the entire film for you.
(33:20):
It was a gorgeous, gorgeous score, and I am absolutely,
absolutely infuriated that they would even commercial time. It was beautiful.
I think, alright, I'm done by um calls up eighty
(33:41):
eight three point three one six one text in four
one six one. I'm curious, do you still watch the Oscars,
because even last year with the Will Smith slap, their
viewership was down. Yeah, I mean this year, Look, there
was nothing like scandal us like that that happened. But
it really was just a fun night of celebration, like
you know, a lot of really really happy moments like
you were talking about with kay Quon, like him being
in Indiana Jones with Harrison Ford like thirty five years ago,
(34:04):
and turns out. He took a break from acting for
like twenty five years, and he recently saw Crazy Rich
Asians or something like that, and he's like, God, like,
I need to get back in the game. And so
one of his co stars from the Goonies the movie
Back in the Day, is now his attorney and negotiated
the deal for him on everything everywhere, all at once,
which now led him to now he's an Oscar winner.
So yeah, never too late to go back into what
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you want to do. I mean, I do like the
Oscars for the stories like that, right, I mean, I'm
not gonna lie about it. One of my dreams has
been to win an Oscar. Right, how am I doing
on that? I host a radio show and exactly, so
I appreciate the stories like that. It is way too long, though, well,
I mean, think of all the films they have to
get through though. Well, that and a lot of the movies. Yeah,
(34:46):
a lot of people apparently complained that, like certain categories
were cut for the televised ceremony each year because they
had to do it for time, and they're like, well,
that's not fair. Every category is you know, equal, and
so then that's why at the beginning of the ceremony.
He said, y'all complained, we're putting every out of gory
back in, and let me tell you, every category was there.
I felt like I was watching for three days. Yeah
I did. I spent my whole weekend watching the Oscars.
(35:09):
You know. It feels like it's still going right. Yeah,
I think there are somebody's getting ready to give an
except the Razzies also happened. That always happens the night
of the Oscars, and those are the more entertaining ones
because it's for the worst movies and the worst performances.
The winners of the twenty twenty three Razzies include Tom
Hanks cleaned up a big time at the Razzies That's
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Rude for his movie Elvis Blonde, one for the Worst Picture,
Oh yeah, and Jared Leto one Worst Actor for the
movie Morbious. Wow. Whoa. I don't humble you want you
guys see any of those at all? I hadn't heard
of him. I didn't want no Victoria. No. Yeah. Every
single year when they do the Oscars, they also do
the Razzies at the same time. Really, it's like the
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Golden Raspberry Award and they just give away the awards
for the worst performances and no no actors, no serious
actors ever show up. Halle Berry showed up one year,
and so you accepted her award. I love it. I
love it. Anythink Will Smith did during the Oscar probably
didn't waste his time watching it like the rest of us.
He probably not. You think he was at home wanting
to smack his TV. Probably all right, it's time for
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your phone break. Your phone brank happens. Oh no, I'm
getting played off my own you know. Wow, your phone
break happens every single hour on the twenties. Right after this,
it's The Jewel Show, The Jewel Show on demand.
Then Jebel show on demand. Next message at four one
oh six one that says, the strictest rule my parents
had was that we had to attend church every Sunday
morning and evening and Wednesday night. Oh did you live
in a church? Pretty pretty much? Calls right now eight
at eight three four three one six one eight eight
eight three four three one oh six one. He goes
internet questions and that's the question today, what is the
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strictest rule your parents had growing up Victoria. The strictest
rule I had, I had the church thing also where
we'd have to go every Sunday, but usually we'd go
get tacos after, so I wasn't made. But I think
the strictest rule they had was my dad wouldn't let's
leave the table until all of our food was completely
gone from our plate. And even like my aunts and
uncles knew about it and knew how strict they were,
(00:41):
and so they would even help us get rid of
our food when we didn't want to finish it. Really,
I love it. One of the times that I remember
getting in a lot of trouble as a kid was
one of those situations where they wanted you to eat
something and you didn't. So I took the peas and
I scooped him and I put him in underwear. Nobody
saw it, and then it went to the bathrooms. Try
to get rid of the peas, right like if I
ate them. But then I must have got to stray
while wasn't there, and I forgot to flush the toilet,
(01:01):
and my dad had to go to the bathroom and
then came back out and was like, why are there peas?
Damn it, It would have all been so perfect call
us eight at eight three four three one oh six
one text in four one o six one. What was
the strictest rule your parents had growing up, Malachai? Bye? Yeah.
The strictest rule my parents had growing up was I
(01:24):
was three child labor basically and you do. Yeah. Me
and my family we lived on the secondary building of
a church property, and basically growing up I had to
cut the grass of an entire huge front yard, clean
some gutters on the church, basically do anything that a
paid landscaper would do. Yeah. But I, like Malachi, had
(01:47):
very similar childhoods. I grew up in the church as well.
My parents ran church camps and all that stuff, and
I had to work, so I always joke about, say
I've been working since I was eight years old. I
really have been working since I was eight years old.
I had to work on the maintenance crews and do
all that, like do that stuff for free, basically because
my parents were like, you can neither be a camper
or you can work. And I didn't want to be
(02:07):
a camper because I don't want to have to go
through the rules that they have. I'm like a rounds.
And then I ended up just having to work, and
so I would be doing all that stuff too, just
free child labor. Thanks for your phone called man. Appreciate you.
Eighty eight three four three one six one text in
four one six one. What is the strictest rule that
your parents had when you were growing up in it?
So I grew up in foster care. So my mom
she raised five of her own before she took in
(02:27):
five of us. I was the oldest of the five
best she took in. So she had a very strict
curfew policy for me, Like my curfew was midnight up
until the day I left, and this is after college.
She didn't want me entering while the younger ones were sleep.
So if I was not home by midnight. That door
was shut, no key not opening the door. Yes, And
(02:48):
obviously as I got older and I was like in
college and I wanted to go out with friends, it
was so frustrating. Luckily, and my best friend lived around
the corner, so I would crash at her place all
the time. But my mom meant it twelve o'clock that
door is closed. I'm not opening it. I don't care.
Find somewhere to go. She said, you have a blanket. Yeah.
Call us eighty eight three four three one six one
text in four one six one. It's ridiculous. Internet questions.
(03:11):
What's the strictest rule that your parents had when you
were growing up? Somebody texted in and said they weren't
allowed to read any books because their mom said the
devil spoke through them. Well, oh wow, that's a wonderful rule.
They also said. They also said that their mom didn't
mind the phone though, because I guess the devil doesn't
big through the phone. So they downloaded a bunch of
audio books on there. I call us eighty eight three
(03:33):
four three one a six one text in four one
o six one. What is the strictest rule your parents
had growing up? Amy, Yes, what's the strictest rule that
your parents had when you were growing up? Um, Our
strictest rule was that our parents made us sit at
the table and tell our flu what's gone. But if
it life, we'd have to go to the bathroom and
we'd put it on mouth and we'd go to the
(03:54):
bathroom many times and have to, like, you know, go
spit it out in the toilet. I'm sure they caught
on it's on, but I don't know why I didn't
think of that, Like I literally just sat at the
table from multiple hour hours rather than going to the
bathroom and getting rid of it. Yeah, work smarter or
not harder. The pet dog is always hungry. He was always.
My mom used to whenever she had a teacher in
school when she was an elementary school that would make
the kids eat their lunch, and when she wasn't looking,
(04:15):
my mom would put peas in her milk carton, like
she chugged the milk and then hide the food she
shouldn't want to eat in the milk carton. I was like, exactly,
thank you, Amy for your phone call. Call us up
eighty eight three one six one, text in four one
o six one. What is the strictest rule your parents
had when you were growing up Christian, The strictest rule
I ever had. Like, honestly, my parents were pretty lenient,
Like I never had a curfew or anything like that,
(04:36):
but my mom did not play any games when it
came to skipping school, like unless I was like literally
puking my guts out, I'm going to school one hundred percent.
That was you know, I never got like a sick
day to like stay home and watch TV or anything
as a kid. I still have a little bit of
resentment about that was it for me too. I still
feel guilty whenever I call in sick to work because
if we'd be sick from if I stay at home,
(04:58):
I literally could do nothing yet sick. It was like, well, fine,
you know, Phil got hot. I'm like, I'm been puking.
Look at me like, I'm I'm obviously sick. Oh well,
I don't know if you're faking it or not, so
you better stay in bed. I'm gonna every hour to
check on you and make sure that you still sound
sick because I think you're lying, so you better be
in bed all day. A few years ago, I could
(05:18):
comfortable with calling in sick and now I almost do
it every day. Call us up eighty day three four
three one six one text and four one o six one.
What's the strictest rule your parents had when you were
growing up? The show on demand? It's another jubile phone
frameyday mornings. That's twenties. Hello. Hey, this is Stuart calling
(05:43):
from Comics. I was looking for Laurie. Yeah, Hi, this
is Lorie. Hey Laurie, how are you? This is Stewart
from Comics. You performed here the other night? I did? Yeah,
thanks so much for having me. I'm sorry that you
didn't get a chance to connect. Yeah, a little a
stand up comedy in a comic bookshop. Yeah yeah. How
(06:03):
was the crowd? Did you like the show? Um? Yeah,
it was definitely well promoted. Lots of people there. So
good on you guys for that. Thank you for having me.
I appreciate it. And yeah yeah yeah. Did you like
the comics in there too? The comic books that we
have around. You know, I'm not a I'm not a
big comic from Gale, but I can certainly appreciate the art.
(06:25):
And you notice the first we have a first edition
waffle Man comic book. I'm not familiar possession there. Wow. Yeah,
that sounds like a very uh I mean first edition.
That's always impressive, right, that's always a special. So that's
I heard about how the show went and sounds like
maybe a bit of a rough crowd for you, which
is why I bring up our first edition waffle Manum,
(06:47):
do you know much about Waffleman? Uh? No, again, I don't.
I don't really read. Yeah, there was only one It's Waffleman, right,
pretty terrible action hero and there was only one print
ever made and we have it and that was it.
It was. It was a one and done. I guess
you could say it was kind of have a bomb,
sort of like your act the other night. It was
like that. That's why I bring it up. One of
(07:08):
the readings that bring up Wow. Okay, so you just
call it to be a and point out the fact
that I bomb like Waffleman what we're doing? Yeah? No, Um,
I didn't call just to say that after the comedy
routine show that you were here. You did here at
the comic bookstore, we were doing inventory and we noticed
that waffle Man, our first edition Waffleman, the most expensive
(07:33):
comic that we have, is missing. Like, are you seriously
accusing me right now stealing from your store, Like it
didn't steal your stupid book, Waffleman. Really well, waffle Man, okay,
I would steal. Explain to me how you're here at
our store and you do a show and then you
leave and Waffleman is gone. Explain Explain to me how
(07:53):
you're still a virgin at fifty whatever years old, because
I'm saving myself for marriage. That's why. I don't even
know how you knew that. How did you know that?
I helped you have a wonderful rest of your day?
Thanks so much for calling. Enough about my virginity. I
need Waffleman back in my store, or I'm calling the police.
Well that sounds like a you problem. Why don't you
go ahead and call the police and let them know
(08:15):
that your Bagel Boy comic book is missing? Or like
whatever the I don't Bagel Boy? How did you know
about bagel Boy? Oh my god, of course there's a
bagel Boy that which then you also probably took Bagel Boy.
Oh yeah, and I wiped my butt with it. There
you go. There, it is a big reveal. You caught me.
(08:35):
You took Waffleman and Bagel Boy and wiped your butt
with it. Those were the most expensive comic books that
we had. You actually think that I did that? Like you?
Actually you told me that what you did with waffle
Man and Bagel Boy, right, it was sarcasm, which apparently
is lost on Who's who sarcasm? Where's he? What universe?
(08:59):
Is he from? Marvel or DC iselin. I don't know
who sarcasm is and I didn't even know we had
a comic had sarcasm in it. Oh my god, okay, sarcasm.
I was being facetious. I was kidding. I was joking
two things you don't know about, sarcasm and orgasm. And
that's okay. That's just where we're at right now. Okay,
(09:19):
I did not steal your stuff. I'm gonna hang up now,
and I just want you to go ahead and google sarcasm,
figure out what that means. Maybe google how to interact
better with women with your peers, maybe get a girlfriend,
you know, And I'm just gonna see myself out. Sorry
about your books, you weirdo. Okay, well then I'll just
(09:40):
let you know that this is actually Jewel from the
Jewel Show doing a phone break on you and your husband,
Brian set you up? Are you kidding me? Right now?
A bagel boy just got me. He said that you
performed some weird gig at a comic book story the
other day and wanted to mess with you. Oh my god. More,
(10:00):
he would never tell anybody it was such a bad
show attack we had a path. Oh my god. Well,
you should check out that first edition Waffleman though. It's
a great read. Then Jebile Show on demand. If you
feel like the world is getting dumber, guess what it is,
and there's scientific proof. We'll tell you in just a second. Also,
(10:22):
residents in Maine are protesting for their right to be naughty.
Oh okay, what do they want to get naughty about?
We'll also tell you that in just a second. And
one maid is making headlines because she's figured out a
way to make three hundred dollars an hour cleaning houses.
Oh wow, find out a new way to make a
lot of money right now. And those other stories, and
another hard hitting, live local, late breaking report from the
(10:44):
j and N the Jebil News Network. It's news that
you didn't know you needed, and it's right now for
our Tuesday, March fourteenth, twenty twenty three. I'm Jewel Freshmen
for your first story of the day. If you think
that Americans in the world are getting dumber, they're scientific
proof that we are perfect. A new study found that
America's collective IQ is dropping for the first time in
(11:07):
nearly a century. Wow. Yeah, I guess every decade the
collective IQ points of society goes up about three points.
The new generations get smarter and smarter and smarter, except
now now it's dropped about six points. They say that
I thought you were going to No, why are people
(11:28):
getting dumber? The scientists say, maybe it's social media and
our phones, or it could be pollution in our diets.
Either way, we're getting stupid, not looking good. Yeah, I
don't know what's going on with the younger generation. Victoria. Okay, yeah, Victoria,
this is your generation. What do you have to say
for them? I don't know what we're dealing. The next
time that Victoria draws to tell me that we're wrong
(11:50):
about like music taste or something, I'm just gonna bring
up this harder. Yeah. Every generation, there's Generation X, gender,
the Generation Z. I guess this generation is just called
generation Duh. News Network, it's news that you didn't know
you needed well next door listen, it's been a you
(12:14):
know what they say, if you don't stand for something,
you'll fall for anything. And people in Maine are protesting
because for several years, motorists were allowed to put any
combinations of numbers and letters on their vehicle plates until
a few weeks ago. Two hundred and seventy four plates
were recalled when the state deemed them inappropriate, including the
recalled I Love tofu, which, if you read a different way,
(12:36):
it says I love to f you. That's the way
to disguise it. So yeah, people are sending their appeals
and they've all been declined, but you know what, they're
still fighting for their quote unquote rights. Yeah, I wish
they would let us put that stuff on license plate.
Come on, like, have you ever been in traffic? I
need to laugh, Like that could be the thing that
(12:57):
you're somebody say, here's my thing about vanity plates, that's
what they call it. And I think I think you
might have one, Yeah, your last name on it. Yes,
So I always think that they're not good if you
need to get away, if your car is a getaway car,
because then people remember your plates. So I rather have
like the big combination. And yeah, this is the first
(13:18):
set of vendy plates I've ever had. Right, except the
same thing. Then it just said I drive like an
a hole. I don't purpose, but I just do right.
And so now I'm like, I know that if I
cut someone off, and if they know who I am,
they know that I'm the one that cut them off.
Have a great idea, take your enemy, but their last
name is your license plate. That's a great idea. Yeah. No,
(13:40):
just the address of someone that you don't like around
and around it. You know, this is where you can
find me. Just that's a great idea. You are petty, Christian.
I like it, and network Christian always says that he's petty,
but sometimes he's just proves it. Like that idea right there?
(14:03):
All right, for your next story in the chin in
it's Christian Gray Snow it is And I'm on location
in Tampa, Florida, where one woman has learned the value
of multiple streams of income and she ain't relying on
Uber eats to make some extra coin. Okay, let me
tell you what I'm talking about. A video recently went
viral on social media after a lady named Sammy opened
up about discovering a hidden talent of hers. That hidden
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(15:48):
Dina is on the phone today for War the Roses
to catch a cheater, and Dina doesn't think that her
significant other is cheating. But Dina has a friend, a
best friend who's married to a dude named Roman, and
Dina thinks that he might be cheating. So we're gonna
see if we can catch him and find out if
he actually is. Do you know what's up? Thank you
for your email. Tell us what's going on. I have
stone cold busted my best friend's husband cheating on her.
(16:12):
Oh yeah, no, if sands or butts in my mind?
How is it a club? And I thought, I look over,
I'm like, is that Roman? And he was all up
on this squirrel they were making out. I was like,
and they've been married for eight years. She has been
spending the last like month and a half cleaning this
(16:34):
like super anniversary party for him. And I just kept thinking,
I can't be seeing what I've been thinking. You know what,
I think I'm seeing him? But it was him. So
I confronted him. I went up. I did, oh, wow, okay, yeah,
and he was like, you don't know what you're talking about.
This is just a co worker. And I was like, dude,
I know what I saw, and I'm telling Ali. So
(16:56):
he like stormed off with this girl, like holding her
hand and stuff, like they walk off. I didn't know
what to do. I was like, I do I tell her?
Do I not tell her? I finally decided. I knew
he was gonna be at work the next day, and
I went over and before I can't even get a
word out, she answered the door and she's like, I
can't believe you would have the nerve to come to
(17:17):
my house knowing what you did to Roman yesterday? What well? Wow,
oh god, exactly. He got ahead of me and crashed me.
He told her that I was that he was at
a restaurant bar with his coworkers, everybody he works with,
and then I came up drunk out of my goard
(17:39):
and started running my mouth and embarrassed him in front
of all of his co workers. And he's up for
some promotion, I guess. So she was like in tears,
telling me, you know, I can't believe your messing with
our money, that you would do this to him, you
would do this to me. It was bad. She Were
you able to get a word in at all? Over
(18:00):
sheet like tuly? You tried to get your side at
the story out right, I kept trying, but she was
so mad, and I mean, I can't blame her. She thinks,
you know, I'm messing with his with his job, and
she just kept saying I don't want any of your sloppy,
drunk bitch drama. Wow, and then told me she didn't
want to talk to me anymore and then shut the
(18:22):
door on my face. Dang. So he obviously ran straight
home because he knew that you would busted him, and
then got a story that she would believe him over
you before you had a chance to tell her. That's
what it sounds like for sure. Dang well, if anything
is certain, it's that he is a manipulative Yeah, mastermind unfortunately,
because he I mean to be caught and then the
(18:42):
first thing you do is run to the person you're
cheating on and come up with a lie in case
that you get told. Like that's crazy. Yeah, she should
definitely know who she's with, you know what I mean?
I mean, yeah for sure? Yeah, So is that your goal? Then?
To catch him on a war the roses here so
that you can show her proof that you didn't do
what he said. That's what I'm hoping. Like if if
(19:03):
he ever would have had a reason to send flowers
to her, it would be now with their anniversary coming.
I think it's like tomorrow or oh god, or the
next day, so it would be a perfect opportunity for
him to send them to Ali. Yeah, and if he doesn't,
then we know, like I already know, but I need
her to know. Yeah, for sure, I would. I would
want that too. I mean, it's it's your best friend. Yeah. Also,
(19:26):
like his lie and his cheating could potentially cost you
your best friend. How long have you known each other.
We have been friends since preschool. Oh that's awful. Yeah,
all right, well, let's let's see if we can catch him.
Then you already told us what grocery store he shops at,
and as a rewards card member, So we'll do the usual.
We'll call from there, say that every single month, we
(19:46):
choose one rewards card remember at random, who gets free
flowers delivered, and we'll see if he sends them to
his wife of eight years or to someone else. All right,
we'll play a song and we'll come back and we'll
see if we can catch him. With Ward the Roads
to catch Cheater next. If you're just joining us for
today's Ward the Roses to Catch a Cheater. Dina is
on the phone and she doesn't think that her significant
other is cheating. She actually was out. Well I'll let
(20:06):
Dina tell it. We're about to call her best friend's
husband of eight years see if we can catch him cheating,
all because of something that happened. Dina, why don't you
go ahead and tell us real quick what the situation is.
I was out of the club. I saw my best
friend's husband all upon this other woman kissing make it out.
He got to her before I did, told her that
(20:28):
I came up drunk in front of all of his
friends from work, denied that there was a woman anything
to do with it, and now has made it so
that she won't even speak to me. She's still mad.
That's crazy that he would go home instantly and think
of a lie that quick. I mean, it's not crazy.
People do that. Yeah, right, But it's also sad that
you might lose your relationship with your best friend because
of that. So we're about to call him. The goal
(20:49):
is to get proof that he is cheating, so that
Dina can show her friend and get her friend back,
and also make it so that her friend is not
being cheated on anymore. All right, here we go, Dina,
you're ready to call him? Yeah? Hello, Hey, this is
(21:12):
galling from Is this our rewards card member? Roman? Oh? Yeah? Roman,
Thank you very much for your business. Guess what? Congratulations
you're this month's winner for what what did I get?
You got the flowers? Like for me? Or oh you
must not have seen the signs. We redesigned our whole
(21:32):
floral department. We do flower delivery. Now we're trying to
get the word out and also trying to say thank
you for shopping some of our more valued customers like yourself.
So every single month, we choose one Rewards Card member
at random who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department.
It's thirty six long stem red roses and you just
want it. That's awesome. Congrats. So yeah, like I said,
(21:53):
there's no cost to you. It's just our way of saying,
thank you very much for shopping. Yeah, where's it go? Oh?
I give you yep, I'll give will um. It's very easy.
So if you happen to know where you want some
scent and everything right now, I can take the information
over the phone super quick, or I can arrange the
time to call you back and we can do it
(22:14):
that way. Or there's a really long form to fill
out that I can have email to your inbox, which
probably you don't want to do, trust me, it takes
a long time. Can we just like take care of
her now? Or all I would need first from you
would be the name, first and last of the person
that you want to send them to, Then anything you
want to put on a card, and then we'll get
the address and like I said, you get all those confirmations. Yeah,
(22:34):
I have a name, that's all right. Yeah, as far
as a card, Um, do you want to write anything
on a card to Beth? Okay, yeah, let's see. Um,
I promise you baby, after I'm I'm after I'm done
dealing with her. I'm all yours. What I got you,
(22:57):
I got you. I knew it. You know it is
Dina and I knew it. And this is actually the
Jewel Show. It's a radio show. We do a seg
where we people cheating. Okay, bye, shut up, this is
I don't know. I wasn't cheating. That's not I'm not cheating.
I'm not cheating on my wife. At best would you
call you're not cheating? Roman? You just said at thirty
(23:19):
six Red Roses said some same best I knew. Like,
first of all, I don't know why you called on
her some girl work with and I was. It's a joke.
It's like a running joke, you know, also a hilarious
joke when you're for eight years you got my best club,
get to me anymore? Yeah, time was to admit you
(23:42):
were you were at a club. You were at a
club all up on some was not your wife? Who
was my best friend? You put a out of your mind.
I was not drunk. You made up that little story.
Save your own next. It is the best time. Ali
knows that you're a low down pieces, and the rest
of the world does. You're lowdown people. I hope you
(24:03):
and Bess are miserable together forever. I hope you guys
don't know what you're talking about. I mean, that's what
his friends. What does um when I'm done? Finally done
with her or dealing with her? Mean on the card
you wrote, I don't have to answer your questions, dude's
like seriously, like like you guys planned this, like you
guys try to cut me. I don't have to answer anything.
It was a joke, you know. I have to explain
(24:24):
myself about cheating and my wife. All right, Denis, she
got drunk. She made Ali uncomfortable. How about you just
stay away from our house. She stay away from you know,
stay were from my wife. You don't know what you're
talking about. You can call me crazy and you can
do whatever you want. All I know is Ali is
going to hear this call and she can decide for
herself once and all, whether or not I'm crazy or
(24:45):
you're a cheeter. I'm so tired of you doing this
to her. Dude, Okay, good luck that woman nothing. That
woman has done nothing but love you ever since the
day she met you, and you have disrespected her every
time behind back my best friend. That's all. Usually, How
(25:06):
do you, dude? You don't even know, You don't even know.
It's fine. You just neat to mind your own business,
all right, you seem bored. Okay, Now, you're just trying
to ruin like your friend's life. That's what you're doing.
You're trying to ruin your friend's life, and you don't
know what you're doing. You really don't know what you're doing.
You are the one who decided to ruin her life
when you walked into it, and you have not respected
her a day since. I'm done with you, and she
(25:27):
can decide for once and all if I lose my
friendship over this, I'll be fine with that. At least
I'll know that she knows the truth and that you're
a piece of Hey, Ali Aimshan, how much if she
loses so it doesn't matter, that's hateful. Yeah, and he
just had of course he did. Yeah, he's obviously cheating Dina, obviously, Right,
we're gonna just have to hope that your friend eventually
(25:50):
sees the lie. I don't know. It's like I said,
I hope that this shows her what the truth is. Yeah,
I mean, you've got your proof, right, and if it doesn't,
then there's nothing you can do about that. You know
your friend best, you know, you're better than any of us.
What do you think she'll do? I want to. I
hope that she can finally see like what a piece
(26:14):
of she is. But like I said to him, I'm
willing to go down if this isn't. If she'd rather
be with him than know the truth, at least I
did everything I could. That's right, Well, you had nothing
wrong exactly. And if you if you really want to
go him, at least you know her name now too,
so you can even you know that point. Yeah, I'm
(26:36):
down to start to every Beth in a fifty mile radius.
Let us know how it goes. Okay. I will thank
you all so much. I appreciate your help. On demand
Jubils dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hey, what's up? This is
(27:03):
the Jewel Show. And you texted us at four one
or six one and said you had a dirty little secret.
So now we're calling you back. Hi. I know morning. Whoa, Okay,
what's up. I know it's been a while since he
sext it in, but do you still have the dirty
little secret that you texted us about? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
I do. Sweet, let's hear it, man, this is so cool. Okay.
(27:24):
So I'm a manager at a popular grocery store chain
in town, and I have a few secrets to share
about the grocery store. So okay, First of all, the
shopping carts are so dirty. They are never cleaned. I
always think about that whenever I touch a shopping cart.
I'm wondering if I need to go, if I should
(27:45):
just burn my hands off or something. I know those
things have to be fiel. They're disgusting, like rain won't
even help clean them. Okay, you know it's bended by
the way. Whenever I grab a car, I make sure
I like wipe it at least like the handled, But
I never went down the car where you put all
your food. They're really gross. Yeah. What's also gross is
(28:08):
the conveyor belt that you put all your food on
at the check outline. Do you fruit? I haven't washed,
and I've eaten after it's been in my cart. But
I've worked for a grocery store, and we used to
clean almost like every day, like honestly, that was one
of my favorite things that we would do, is when
I have to spray the carts because he's been going
to do like I would just want a headphones in
(28:31):
and just get to spray all the carts and like
clean them down a little bit. That's nice, But I
don't know what you're doing at your grocery store. At
my store, we never clean them. They are absolutely discussed. Okay, um,
well that's disgusting and gross and good to know very much.
It was another dirty little secret from the grocery store. Oh,
if you're looking for an item it's not on the
(28:52):
shelf and you asked me if it's in the back,
I'm not looking for it. You just go back there
and act like you looked. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm not
looking for it. Videos I would do the same thing
if I was you. I don't blame you. Yeah, it's
just an automatic. Now, Okay, do you have more stuff,
(29:12):
more secrets? Yeah? Yeah, sure. Yeah. Let's see under the
um like the space under the aisles. Mice. I mean
that makes sense. I just think mice are everywhere. How
does se restaurants and out, though I was gonna say
they're probably scared of people when they're shopping, but as
soon as the lights go down, like cockroaches, it's a
(29:36):
like a club. There's a DJ dancing around. There's a
bunch of drunkn mice everywhere under the cereal boxes. Yeah. Yeah,
last week we actually found a bunch of mice inside
of a Lucky Charms box. Lucky cho I'm about to
start growing all. That's a box of unlucky charms. Yeah.
(29:59):
So they were actually baby mice, and so what we
did need a few other employees. We actually took them
and we keep them back in our office. Oh what
like his pets? Why, yeah, we need them snap crackling pop,
I'm an electry charms box in Their name is nap
crackle Bar. Well, um, I imagine that at every business, restaurant,
(30:20):
grocery store, anywhere. There's a lot of dirty little secrets
like that that I like to pretend that I don't exist. Yeah, exactly,
except I know that they do. Out of sight, out
of mind. Yeah, so for my last dirty little secret
about the grocery store, you have no idea how many
employees hook up in the aisles after the store closed.
Oh my god, this is like a one off grocery store.
(30:44):
I don't know what they're not cleaning, right, we know
what you're doing instead of cleaning. Yeah, I want to
work at a grocery store. They're not backing groceries. They're
baging at each other. Oh well, thank you for telling
us your dirty little secret. Oh of course, thanks. Did
Jebel show on demand for you? We want you have fun,
(31:05):
we want you to feel safe, and most importantly, we
want me to feel safe. So we have strict policies
in place. If anyone in this theater commits an act
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be awarded the Oscar for Best Actor and permitted to
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(31:27):
Academy has a crisis team in place. If anything unpredictable
or violent happens during the ceremony, just do what you
did last year. Nothing, Sit there and do absolutely not
reading That was Jimmy Kimmel at the Oscars. People are
still talking about it. No harm was done to anybody
at the Oscars. There was no slap, no nothing. The
(31:49):
only thing that happened at the Oscars was people thinking
about doing harm for themselves because it takes so long
and it was so boring. Will Smith was not there
in attendance. Nobody got slapped, and I don't even know
if there's anything really interesting to talk about from the Oscars.
I will say it was kind of cool that k
Kay kan kyway Kuan, Yes, thank you. He won Best Actor, right,
(32:13):
and he was the kid in Indiana Jones, so child actor.
So that's an amazing thing, right to be a child
actor and then grew up to win Best Actor when
you're an adult supporting act supporting I'm sorry about that, Richard.
He joins other child actors who grew up to be
successful and well adjusted, like just him, I think, But
congratulations to him and Richard. Our producer editor, Richard Sharkey
(32:37):
is very upset. Oh, hello, what is the problem. I
think you might? You might, I think I know Christian
watched it. But Richard, you're very upset about what from
the Oscars. Well, okay, there is a movie that came
out this last year that kind of was panned. Jimmy
Kimmel even made a joke about it, Babylon losing one
hundred million dollars didn't do that well. I am one
of the very few people that actually loved, loved, loved, loved,
(32:59):
loved that film to look back at the twenties era
of cinema, going from the Silent Age to the Talkies
and whatnot, and it got shut out by both categories
that it was nominated for, in both costuming and score.
Regardless if you even didn't like the movie, the score
itself painted a picture of the entire film for you.
(33:20):
It was a gorgeous, gorgeous score, and I am absolutely,
absolutely infuriated that they would even commercial time. It was beautiful.
I think, alright, I'm done by um calls up eighty
(33:41):
eight three point three one six one text in four
one six one. I'm curious, do you still watch the Oscars,
because even last year with the Will Smith slap, their
viewership was down. Yeah, I mean this year, Look, there
was nothing like scandal us like that that happened. But
it really was just a fun night of celebration, like
you know, a lot of really really happy moments like
you were talking about with kay Quon, like him being
in Indiana Jones with Harrison Ford like thirty five years ago,
(34:04):
and turns out. He took a break from acting for
like twenty five years, and he recently saw Crazy Rich
Asians or something like that, and he's like, God, like,
I need to get back in the game. And so
one of his co stars from the Goonies the movie
Back in the Day, is now his attorney and negotiated
the deal for him on everything everywhere, all at once,
which now led him to now he's an Oscar winner.
So yeah, never too late to go back into what
(34:25):
you want to do. I mean, I do like the
Oscars for the stories like that, right, I mean, I'm
not gonna lie about it. One of my dreams has
been to win an Oscar. Right, how am I doing
on that? I host a radio show and exactly, so
I appreciate the stories like that. It is way too long, though, well,
I mean, think of all the films they have to
get through though. Well, that and a lot of the movies. Yeah,
(34:46):
a lot of people apparently complained that, like certain categories
were cut for the televised ceremony each year because they
had to do it for time, and they're like, well,
that's not fair. Every category is you know, equal, and
so then that's why at the beginning of the ceremony.
He said, y'all complained, we're putting every out of gory
back in, and let me tell you, every category was there.
I felt like I was watching for three days. Yeah
I did. I spent my whole weekend watching the Oscars.
(35:09):
You know. It feels like it's still going right. Yeah,
I think there are somebody's getting ready to give an
except the Razzies also happened. That always happens the night
of the Oscars, and those are the more entertaining ones
because it's for the worst movies and the worst performances.
The winners of the twenty twenty three Razzies include Tom
Hanks cleaned up a big time at the Razzies That's
(35:30):
Rude for his movie Elvis Blonde, one for the Worst Picture,
Oh yeah, and Jared Leto one Worst Actor for the
movie Morbious. Wow. Whoa. I don't humble you want you
guys see any of those at all? I hadn't heard
of him. I didn't want no Victoria. No. Yeah. Every
single year when they do the Oscars, they also do
the Razzies at the same time. Really, it's like the
(35:52):
Golden Raspberry Award and they just give away the awards
for the worst performances and no no actors, no serious
actors ever show up. Halle Berry showed up one year,
and so you accepted her award. I love it. I
love it. Anythink Will Smith did during the Oscar probably
didn't waste his time watching it like the rest of us.
He probably not. You think he was at home wanting
to smack his TV. Probably all right, it's time for
(36:14):
your phone break. Your phone brank happens. Oh no, I'm
getting played off my own you know. Wow, your phone
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