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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Yes, Hello,
this is Ted Dibbideau.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
I'm calling from Singing Telegrams and I was looking for Kerry.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Yeah, this is she is everything? Okay?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Well, yes, just calling to give you a little bit
of an update there on the singing telegram that you
had headed to retire community.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
I believe it's for your mother happy birthday message.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Yeah. They should be getting there about now right.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Yes, that is correct, they should be getting there just
about now. And that is why I needed to call
and talk to you real quick. I don't know exactly
how it happened, but it looks like we had a
little bit of a dispatch issue. The singing quartet for
the happy birthday that your mother is going to get
as a surprise this morning at the retirement community. Is
(01:00):
looks like it might be a little bit different than
what you had expected to be a sent to her.
And I'm so.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Sorry about this.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Different.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
What do you mean, Well, you.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Just wanted, you know, like a barbershop quartet to show
up to the retirement community and sing your mother Happy.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Birthday for a special day.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Correct, Yes, And somehow we mistakenly sent out our adult
male review.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
They are called sax Appeal.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
They do play saxophone, but it is completely in nude
and it is a striple type show. So sax Appeal
will be performing there for your mother.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Probably wait wait, hold on a second, in the nude.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Yes, they are essentially I guess what you would say
is a strip group. But they do play saxophone. They
are called sax Appeal.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
How I'm sorry, How did how did I.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Go from a quartet to a stripper?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Well, it is.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
For mix up. What kind of mix up is that?
That is not even close to what I wanted?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Yes, and that's and that's what I am trying to
figure out too, is how that even happened.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
But yes, I mean it is four of them. There's
four male strippers who should be arriving.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Right now now with this said about that right now,
tell them to turn that car around.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
They are not no strippers can Oh I don't even
know what? Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Yes, So I just right now wanting to try to
get out ahead of this before you get a call
from the retirement community.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
No, no, no, you need.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
To get out ahead of this. Turn that mother car
around right now. I cannot have strippers perform at my
mother's home.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
That is crazy. There's going to be other people. There's
an assisted living facility.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Yes, well they do play the saxophone as well.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
So I don't care what they play. I don't want
that there at all.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Please turn that car around right now, right now, and
I want all of my money back right now. My
mom is eighty three years old. She does not want
strippers there. She wouldn't want that.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
This is just a ply for e be a nice surprise.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Is it the saxophones?
Speaker 4 (03:04):
No, it's the strippers, you idiot. You have to go
over there and stop them right now, getting your car,
go to the retirement home and stop them from entering
the building.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Oh my goodness, Carrie, I'm so you know what. I
think all this suss might be for nothing. I'm so
sorry about this.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Look, well, I'm looking at my paperwork here and it
is not sax appeal that is headed out over there.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Okay, So who is it then? Oh my goodness, what
are you sending over there to me? Right now?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Does your mother like brass instruments better than strippers? Yes,
where we sent a different quartet over there. They do
play brass instruments though, and it is not singing.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Okay, fine, you know what, that's better than the stripper. Okay,
send them over there, have them perform, and then I want.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
My money back.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Well this this quote, it is called the trombonas tromboners.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
What the is that?
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Will?
Speaker 2 (04:06):
It's just kind of like sex if you have a
saxophone playing mail strip review that we have these days.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
No, no, no, you know what.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
I'm getting in my car right now and I'm driving
over there, and if they are over there, I will
take those trombones and throw them into traffic and then
I will come find you.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Hey, Carrie, this is actually Double from the Jubil Show
doing a phone prank on you and your sister sets
you up.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
What wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
What it's a joke.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
She said that you guys had hired a singing telegram
to surprise your mom for a birthday, and she wanted
to mess with you.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
My god, no, oh my god, I was just picturing
my mom sitting there totally stunned naked trombone players. Oh
my god, wake up every morning with double phone pranks