Jubal Phone Prank - Donk Yoga

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frames the twenties. Hello, yeah, it's Donk.
Is this Chelsea?

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Uh? Yes it is. But who am I speaking with?

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Donk?

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Okay? And and who and who are you?

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Oh? My bad normal slave Chelsea. Uh So I'm the owner,
the new owner of the yoga studio that you manage,
uh like just bought it like a couple of days ago,
you know what I mean. Hustle hard. So yeah, I
just call and introduce myself, say what's up. Let you know,
I'll be in like later on this week probably check
everything out.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Oh you're the new owner.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Yeah, well welcome.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Yeah, bottom of cash okay, that's yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
So like a business like I had another gem, you know,
and then I was like, do you time to get
into the untapped market of yoga, you know what I mean?
And so I sold that no big deal, and then
I had cash for it. So then I made an
offer for the yoga studio that you manage now and yeah,
so like, what's up? You're ready to get it or what?

Speaker 2 (01:19):
I'm not sure what that means, but as you know,
well I don't know what it is, but I love
that studio and I've been teaching it for many years,
and I am.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
It's also not not a stay. Not a slay isn't
actually the word. It's a it's one of our classes
where we incorporate pilates with yoga, but it's yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Yeah, so no, not anymore, like you know, I mean
that like we're supposed to respectfully, you know what I mean,
but like we're gonna switch things up like a lot.
Oh wait, so Noma Sleigh is what we're gonna say
from now on, Like I've already trademarked that.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Uh so you said your name is doc, like like
a doc like don.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Donk Paul Donkler is my full name, but like everybody
just calls me donk.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Donk like like short for donkey, Like.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Yeah, I'd be like a donkey, but like not with
the E part, you know. Mm.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Okay, And and my my, my biggest question here is
have you ever taken a yoga class before or even
a studio?

Speaker 1 (02:31):
You just thought, no, dude, Like I've done yoga mostly
try pick up chicks or whatever, you know, And every
time I've been in there, I'm like, okay, cool, like
you're stretching and stuff. I'll like, it's not even a
workout at all. So we're gonna bring in some hardcore
like workout techniques and start including them into the class,

(02:51):
you know, and I'll start training everybody on them at
the end of the week.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Okay, Actually that's very I'm sorry. I'm getting a little
irritated now because yoga is actually it is one hundred
percent of full body worked out.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
And yeah, like maybe if you never worked out before,
you know.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
You know, maybe you should come to my class, and
I bet you would be it would be difficult for you.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
Okay. So yeah, I thought this might happen with our
first conversation. I get like inviting me to the class
and stuff like, I know what that means, but I
really want to keep a professional.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
Oh my god, are you serious. First of all, I
don't go out with men to.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Talk like this.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
You don't talk like that. Okay, nobody talks like that,
you see, idiot. Okay, I don't know what protein prouder
you snorted before you called me. You're not changing the
yoga studio, you're ruining it. It is the one safe
haven that we have in our neighborhood for people to
come and escape. Meatheads like you, you piece of pork. Okay,

(04:03):
so I don't, I will quit. Okay, Oh my god.
Fraternity from hell, like go shove the keg. This is
bully yeah yourself.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
Okay, So that's in the intensity that I was hoping for.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
You know, yeah, you I'm gonna hang up.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
Yeah, Like like Chelsey, this is actually Double from the
Dubil Show doing a phone prank on you and your
coworker Courtney set you up.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Oh my gosh, that's she said.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
She said that somebody just bought the yoga studio you
guys work at and she wanted to mess with you.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
Oh my gosh. As she knows, I've been so stressed
out about that. What an act? Oh my god. Wake
up every morning with jubile Phone Franks weekday mornings on
the twenties