Jubal Phone Prank - He’s Giving Your Girlfriend the D… Wait, What?!

Things get hilariously awkward on this Jubil Show phone prank! A confused boyfriend gets a call about his girlfriend “getting the D” — but it’s not what he thinks. Tune in to hear the full mix-up, the shocking reactions, and how a fitness program name leads to absolute chaos. Laugh, cringe, and see why this prank is going viral!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Yeah,
are you ready to get the D? Or what?

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Get what? I'm sorry? What? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Is this ausy?

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Yeah? This? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Well it's up Ozzy. My name is DONC and I'm
the dude that's giving your girlfriend Meghan the D.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Hey, I'm sorry? What, like, what do you do?

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Like? I've been given Meghan the D for like three
weeks now, and like we have a guest past thing
going on, and so I talked to her and asked
if I could call you to see if I could
give you guys both the D at the same time.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
What what the hell are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Sorry about that, dude. My name is Paul Donkler, but
like everybody around here just calls me donk I work
at the fitness and like, your girlfriend Megan signed up
like a few weeks ago, so I've been giving her
the D ever since.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Hold what is you been giving her?

Speaker 1 (01:00):
I've been giving her the D three times a week.
I like, so far she's loving it.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Did hold on a second, Like it sounds like really
that man? Can you just tell me what you're trying
to say?

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Dude, I'm just trying to like invite you to get
the D as well.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Dude, Like, I don't know what you talk I don't
want the D. Okay, that's not something I want. And
what are you saying about my girlfriend in the first place,
Like you're like you're giving her the D.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
I should have totally explained, Like, so, anyway, your girlfriend
signed up at the fitness a few weeks ago, and
like with that, you get a trainer, you know what
I mean? And so like I've been training your girlfriend.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Wait, hold on, so we don't need to go. Are
you man handling her or something? Is that what you're doing?

Speaker 1 (01:46):
But like I'm just real it sounds like you're like
a little bit upset, and I'm just trying to figure out.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
I'm a little upset, Like my you're like manhandling my
girlfriend is saying you're giving me the D and you're
calling me and you want me to you want to
be D too, Like.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
I would be honored, dude if I could give both
of you the D at the same time. Dude, that's
why I.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Don't know what you're talking about. Okay, You're you're crazy,
all right. I need you to stop getting in contact
with my girlfriend. I'm gonna call her right now. This
is weird, and you're like saying, you can bet that
you would be honored to give us both the D
at the same time.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
That's why I'm on.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
No, that's ridiculous. I don't know what you're.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
D Okay, but like, dude, you've never really tried it before,
like you might have worked out with some other trainers before,
but like until you've had my fitness program. My name
is talk and so finish.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Are you still talking to me?

Speaker 1 (02:45):
You're like stupid, Okay, dude, Like I get it, Like
you know, sometimes people are scared to get in the gym,
you know, and that's why my my fitness program called
the D.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
No, this is not about the gym. This is about
you talking to give D to my girlfriend and me.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
I mean, like I've been giving your your girlfriend's been
doing great, right and.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
We shut up. Man's talking about the girlfriend now, all right,
all right, it's not a joke, okay, and you need
to stop explaining yourself. All right. It's not talking about
your D or whatever you're talking about. Okay.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
The D is like don'ts customized fitness plan, like you
know what I mean, it's all my training rituals and
regimens that I put into one thing, and I.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Call it the D that's the name of your workout program. Yeah,
this D Yeah, And that's the stupidest thame I've ever heard.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
I think I get it, bro. Like, you're probably like
a little nervous because, like you know, you're worried that,
like Megan and your girlfriend is gonna like you know,
catch feelings or whatever for me.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
No, that's not why I'm pissed, all right. I'm pissed
because you called me and you told me you're giving
my girlfriend the D three giving me and you want
to give me the D whatever a week. Did you
even know what that me is?

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Bro, Wal's my fitness program is called.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
The D D Yes Loose Bitness Program. Bro Listen, I'm
calling my girlfriend right now, and let me tell you.
The first thing I'm going to do is make sure
she does not work out with your ever again. Got it?
Don't well?

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Before you, like I let you good you, I do
have to let you know that I got her privat.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Brow where you are, No, tell me where you are.
I'm coming to your plate. No, I'm come into your
work Ozzie.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
This is this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show
doing a phone prank on you and your girlfriend Megan
set you up. It's a joke.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
She says.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
She started working out at the gym with the trainer
a couple of weeks ago. I wanted to mess with you.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
Oh my god, you were going to say D one
more time.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
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