Jubal Phone Prank - Juniper and the Colonoscopy

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frames on the twenties.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
Hi, I'm very excited for our time today.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
What the what the hell is it? Hello?

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Oh, I'm sorry. Is this Tony?

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Hi, Tony, this is Juniper. We'll be seeing a lot
of each other this afternoon, won't we.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
What the what the hell is hold on? What is it?
What are you calling me for?

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Oh? Well, let me introduce myself fully. I guess I
didn't do that at the beginning of this call. I'm
so sorry. I thought maybe you had read the forms
that you were sent. But my name is Juniper.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Okay, and that'll be your colt.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Engineer today when you come in for your colonoscopy.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Oh and you you tell man, I don't know what
the going on.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Oh, yes, there's some preparation. I hope that you've been
doing the proper fasting and emptying.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
So that they come Are you Are you okay? Is
is this for real going on?

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Yes? I'm fabulous. And how are you feeling you?

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Because I know I'm a little sometimes when really tired
or something. I don't know what's going on.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Oh no, I'm wide awake. I wake up early to anyway,
A lot of people tend to get kind of figy
and nervous when they know they're coming in for a colonoscopy.
So is there anything in particular that you're concerned about
when it comes to your regions back there where I'll

(01:54):
be navigating?

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Uh? Okay, navigate you're talking about.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
I'm going to be navigating your region, And I didn't
know why it's anything in particular you wanted me to
pay attention to when I'm perusing your area.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Yo, man, I don't want you perusing like navigating it
just you look my wife, I'm in I'm at that age.
I'm just doing it.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
It's routine, routine colonoscopy, I guess, is what we're doing.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Totally. Yeah, no navigation here, bro.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
I do with things a little different sometimes, And I'm
assuming that, like most people, you want to be put
to sleep when I put the submarine in or would
you like to remain awake? Because sometimes I have people
that want to stay awake while I do it, and
that's always fun. What the bro?

Speaker 2 (02:56):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (02:57):
No? Yo?

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Okay, hold on, man, are are you the one who's
gonna be doing the.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Eaven guilty as charged? Yes? I will, I will be
navigating the areas in fear.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Oh yo, bro, Okay, no, I'm good. You know, like
you need? Is there anybody else at that thing? Because
I mean, I'm not I don't want to be like
you know that dude or anything like that, but I
appreciate someone else man to be navigating and peruising. It's
having any fun, right you fun?

Speaker 1 (03:31):
You see you're a little nervous maybe, which is fine.
I know how I can put you at ease when you.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
No, no, no, I'm not nervous, bro, I'm just picking out.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Yeah, I'm switter or what.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
I said. I said, I'm freaking out. I'm not nervous.
You're making me more nervous.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
It can be very scary to go in for procedures
and go under the knife.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
Wait, what's okay? Hold on, hold on, hold on, all right, dude,
I'm gonna call the cops if you sound if we.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
Could not involve the authorities. I don't need that kind
of drama again.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
All right, man, there is absolutely no way on this
planet that I'm letting you get near my bucko. You're
neddar regions or whatever you said earlier.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
No way, bro, hey, Tony, this is actually Dubil from
The Jubil Show doing a phone brank on you and
your wife Jessica say you up?

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Oh what bro You okay? This is creepy.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
She said that you were going in for a routine
calledoscopy today and if you were nervous about it and
wanted to brank you.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
Yeah, okay, okay, You'll be here when I get home,
that's for damn sure. Hopefully.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Oh man, you feel a little bit better about you today.
Wake up every morning with jubile phone branks, we say
mornings on the twenties,