Jubal Phone Prank - Pharmacist Freakout — Daniel Thinks He’s Been Drugged by His Prescription

In this hilarious Jubal Phone Prank, Daniel gets a wake-up call he never expected. After picking up a prescription for antibiotics, he receives a follow-up call from “Juniper at the pharmacy” asking some very suspicious questions: Is he feeling disoriented? Are his arms heavy? Has he unlocked his front door—just in case emergency crews need to get in?

As Daniel’s confusion spirals into panic, he demands to know if something was added to his meds… only to find out he’s been pranked by his wife on The Jubal Show. This one is packed with tense laughs, escalating paranoia, and one unforgettable reaction.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame day mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
Hi, this is Juniper. I'm calling from pharmacy. I was
looking for Daniel.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Yeah, this is listen to me.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Hi Daniel. How are you today?

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Oh? Okay great.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
I'm just doing a follow up on the Marxiicilan that
you picked up yesterday from the pharmacy.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Yes, yeah, yeah, no, I have it great.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
A couple of questions, just because we like to follow
up with our patients to make sure that everything is
going okay. Are you at home currently?

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Okay great? And have you taken your first dose of
the medication yet this morning?

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:08):
I have okay, wonderful. Just a couple of questions for you,
because I don't know if you've ever taken this medication before.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Okay, I haven't. I did a compemplation yesterday when I
picked it up.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Yes, I know I saw that on your chart, but
I'm the one who filled the dose, so I want
to make sure that I did everything correctly. Are you
feeling any tingling yet or a gentle hum in your
ears by any chance? No? Are your arms feeling slightly
heavier than usual yet? No?

Speaker 2 (01:53):
What do you mean yet? Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Did I say yeah, I just meant like if that
were to happen, it could be an adverse reaction. So
I'm just checking to make sure that everything was right
with what I filled your prescription. With any disorientation at all.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
No, I'm not disoriented. I'm good. Why would I be disoriented? Oh,
an antibiotic, yes.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
But sometimes these things can be very powerful, and I
just wanted to make sure that you were feeling okay
and getting kicked in in a weird way or anything
like that. Make sure the front door is not locked.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Why would I be making so my front door is
not locked?

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Well, just in case there's any adverse reactions to the
medication that you've been given, it would be good to
leave it unlocked so that if emergency crews had to
show up, they were able to get in the door,
just in case.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Oh, okay, did you put something in my medication?

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Did I put something in your medication?

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Did you put something my medications? You're asking me if
you know, I'm all just if I've been disoriented.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Your speech might be getting slurred? Is it is it?

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Is it? No? And what do you sound so excited
about that? What did you do?

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Did I sound excited about the possibility of becoming disoriented
and maybe taking a nap.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
Are you working right now? Becase I'm gonna come down
there with a cop.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Oh oh, well, if you'd like to come down here,
might I suggest I come pick you up to drive
you because I don't know if you'll be able to
operate heavy machinery soon.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
I want to call the cops and you. I don't
want to go to jail, get pervert.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
If we could just maybe not?

Speaker 2 (04:20):
Oh, I'm talking right now, you sa Perbert, you are
going to jail.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Okay, Well then final I'll let you know that this
is a prank phone call. What this is actually Jubil
from the Jubil Show doing a phone brank on you
and your wife set you up. It's a job. She
said that you had to get a prescription for something.
I wanted to freak you out.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
I'm sitting up there like, what did I just take this?

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Wake up Every morning with Jubile Phone Franks weekday mornings
on the twenties,