A restaurant manager gets a wild complaint from a “VIP” customer, Pete Eakins, who claims he should never wait for a table—because he's best friends with the Bonus Jonas.
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Episode Transcript
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. This
is Anthony. How can I help you?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Yes, my name is Pete Eakins and I would like
to lodge a complaint. I need to speak with the
manager asap.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Okay, Hi, Petey, this is a manager. How can I
help you? Oh?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Okay, you're the manager? Yes, okay, Well great, I'm glad
I got you on the phone because I have a
huge complaint. I have never been treated with such disrespect
by an establishment in my entire life.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
It's so unfortunate to hear that. What did it that
that happen?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Okay, Well, I'll just tell you what happened. Okay, Your employee,
Sasha was the most rude person I have ever met
in my life.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Oh wow.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
I've never had Sasha or get any feedback with Sasha
being this way exactly.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
What is it that happened exactly for you to feel
this way?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Well, I'll just take you with a little jog down
memory lane with me, Okay, and be prepared because what
you're going to hear is shocking.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
I'm ready.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
I came in there on Saturday and I was informed
by your hostess, Sasha that there was a fifteen minute
wait for a table?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Well, yeah, usually it's it's that time. You know, it
was a busy, busy day.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
But you know, I apologize that you had to wait
that long. I'm guessing it was more than fifteen minutes,
which is why you're upset.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
No, it was twelve minutes.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
But I informed her that I should not be waiting
at all because I'm best friends with the Bonus Jonas,
and she seemed to not care one bit and then
sat me down with all of the other riff raff
and I had to wait for a table twelve minutes.
I timed it.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Wait, wait a minute, So let me get this straight.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
You're saying that you shouldn't have waited this long because
your friends waited with who exactly.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
I shouldn't have had to wait one second. I'm friend's
best friends with the Bonus Jonas.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Who even is that?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
I'll say it one more time, the Bonus Jonah is
my best friend.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
What I don't I don't even know who that is.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
You just this calling brother the bonus one, and maybe
you should have brought him into the restaurant. Maybe you
didn't have to wait twelve He's.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
A very bit have you ever met the Bonus Jonas.
Probably not. I'm best friends with him. Oh I call
him all the time. I just talked to him before
this anyway.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Yeah, but twelve minutes is not even a long time.
And then it doesn't even matter who you're friends with,
the Jonahs brothers or or or or Ricky Martin.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
I mean, at this point, it doesn't really matter.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
The Bonus Jonas is my best friend. I have never
had to wait for a table since he and I met.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
And I wait, so let me get this straight.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
You feel like you shouldn't have waited because you're friends
with the Jonas brothers, the best friends with.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
The bonus Jonas.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Who even knows who that is? Everybody like, nobody knows
who that is. Nobody knows who that is.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
There's Nick, there's Joe, uh huh, there's Kevin, and then
there's Frankie the Bonus Jonas, and he's my bestie. And
I am shocked that you're not realizing the gravity of
the situation and how I was treated.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
I have half a.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Mind to call my friend the Bonus Jonas and tell
him what happened. And then the next thing, you know,
all bizarre.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
It's wet I'm sorry, it's all bizarre. I hear you.
I I'm listening to you. I take all customers feedbacks,
but this is crazy. I don't even know who the
Hoonus jonahsas. I don't even know who those brothers are. Brothers.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Hello, only one of the biggest musical acts of all time.
Don't I don't happens to be my bff. It's clear
that you don't care one bit about your customers or
about my best friend.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
You got that right, You got that right, sir. I
don't care. I don't care. I don't give a crap.
I don't give a and you know what, don't ever
come in to this restaurant. Don't come to my restaurant
ever again. Nobody wants your business. Thank you for calling.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
You know what, your band and tell you Bonus Jonas
brothers friends will be yours.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Bet they're band too.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Hey, Anthony, this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show
doing a phone prank on you and your employees.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Sasha just say you up. It's wait, this is what
is a joke? What's going on here?
Speaker 2 (04:24):
She says that you get a lot of weird complaint
calls and she wanted me to mess with you.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Obviously that that that that sounds about right about every
call that we get around here, so I wouldn't even
Speaker 1 (04:35):
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