Jubal Phone Prank - The Creepiest Hotel “Courtesy Call” Ever

A guest thought he was just getting a routine hotel check-in… until the call took a dark and bizarre turn. Was it customer service, or something way more sinister? Find out in this hilarious Jubal Phone Prank on The Jubal Show!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame day mornings on the twenties. Hello,
it's been restocked, just to let you know and everything
is clean. Excuse me? Oh what is this? Hi? This
is Juniper Ravens Brook. I'm calling from hotel and you're

(00:24):
staying in room three fourteen. Uh that that's correct. Yes, Hi,
I'm on the cleaning crew. Okay, it's giving you a
courtesy phone call to let you know that your room
has been sanitized and all the fibers removed and cleaned.

(00:46):
Oh okay, time to rub down the remote for you. Okay,
sounds good, But like do you always call? You always call?

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Guess about this?

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Not many people know that the remote control and the
hotels is one of the most bacteria riddle devices, and
so I cleaned it far to make sure it's clean.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
Well, I mean I haven't thought about that.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
I appreciate it. Okay, yes, Well, the real reason I'm
calling is I did have a question for you, and
I wanted to touch base and just make sure that
you stay with us is going well and hopefully here
at the hotel is to give you an experience that

(01:34):
you'd never want to leave. I just wanted to see
if we were giving you a good experience where you
would always want to stay on the property, and maybe
the feeling of never being able to leave. Excuse me? Wait, sorry,
did you say never being able to leave? Yes, never
being able to leave our establishment? But we aim for

(01:57):
that's that that's a bit creepy, man, I don't think
I follow this and you say never able to leave. Well,
I'm sorry if it came across as creepy or anything
other than just a good customer service to you. But yes,
I said, maybe I meant never being able to walk
out of here on your own. That's what I meant.

(02:20):
I dragging you out from our establishment. You know what
I mean? Sorry? Wait, wait, dragging me out? A hold on?
Is this? What the what the is your deal?

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Man?

Speaker 1 (02:31):
This is? This is really beyond like creepy. I'm sorry,
it seems as if I've upset you a little bit. Yeah,
I'm getting pretty upset now. Look, you give me a call.
Tell me like it's some kind of your service to
make sure like what we never are able to leave,
like dragging me out? Like what what the you're high?

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Or like you're it's not like a serial killer like
I got like serial kill.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Let's not use those type of words. It makes me uncomfortable,
but no, it makes you uncomfortable. Who I'm sorry to
make you uncomfortable, making me very uncomfortable. I'm so sorry.
I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable. I actually have
a goal of making you oh so comfortable at our
hotel and I'm out. Man, this is just too much.

(03:16):
Have you consumed any items from the bar? Yeah? Yeah,
I had a bottle of water? You freak? Why? Great?
Thank you for letting me know that. Do you have
the estimated time that you consumed the bottle of water?
Estimated time? What? What the did you put in the water?
Answer me? What what did you put in the water?
I'm gonna I'm calling the cops on this. I mean,
you poisoned me. Feeling a feeling okay, I'm feeling pretty

(03:41):
hot right now. I'm pretty really heated. Man. This is
this is this is illegal. To tell me where you're
at it you can pick you up and bring you
back here. No oh no, no, no, you're not getting my location.
I have people come to you, Mason. This is actually.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
This is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a
phone brank on you and your buddy, Brent set you up.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
It's a joke.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
It's a radio show, and your friend listens to it.
He said, you were out of town at a conference.
I wanted to mess with you.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
So me, Oh my god, whoa. I'm sitting down now, holy,
oh my god.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Like I'm like on the phone here, like pacing outside
this conference room, and like people wonder what the hell
is going on, Like what's wrong with this guy?

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Oh my god, Oh my god, I gotta explain every
Oh no, I'm not going to tell anybody about this.
Holy wake up every morning with jubile phone Franks