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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jewbile phone frame day mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Hello, are you ready for the big day?
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Sorry? Who's this? Oh?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Hi ac sac, Yes, yes, I see. My name is
Jennifer and I work with photography and I'm just calling
to check in and go over a few things before
your big engagement day.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Wait, wait a minute, who's who's Jennifer? I've been talking
to Dave.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Oh, yes, Dave. I'm one of Dave's assistants. So I
help him get ready for shoots and so I'll be
there with him on the big day when you pop
the question to your girlfriend and ask her to be
with you through the day.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Hang on, wait, is there something wrong with you or
is this the way you always talk?
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Oh? Well, I don't know what you mean by that.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Well, I'm not I'm not gonna lie to you, and
I don't mean you're feeling That's okay, but.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
We all grow from her.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
But no, no, but you sound creepy.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Oh well, I don't know why I'm projecting sort of
a creepy demeanor to you.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
But I don't mean Vincent Price in an old movie.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
I don't even know who Vincent Price is. How are
the nerds.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Just how are the nerves?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Yes, are you nervous about the big engagement?
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Well, I'm really not. You're making me feel weird. Now
you're taking feel weird. No, no, I need you to
back that down. I need you to back that down
just a little bit.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Okay, let's move off. If I can just ty, I
can tell that I'm you know, maybe you're a little
off put by my demeanor, which is fine, and I
don't take any offense to it.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
I know at some point I don't mean to be offensive,
but you you sound I'm not gonna lie to you.
You sound creepy. Creepy as hell, man, I mean, like really,
I don't like like, no, no, no, I don't. I
don't think you understand it. The way that you drag
everything out and the weird low almost attempting to be
(02:30):
sultry voice and everything else. Like I feel like it's
a persona that's been put on. So like, just like,
try to talk to me like a normal human, you know,
just to ask the questions.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
We'd like to make sure that you could position yourself
so that we can be on the left side of you,
because we've noticed that you have a very strong, solid
left side. If you were to be asked what your
good side is, it would be your left side, just
for future reference.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
So what's wrong with my right side?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
The right side is fine, It's just that the left
side is better and stronger. The other day when you
were getting dry.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait, how
do you know that?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Oh, it's just the win. You were carrying the drag
cleaning the other day. I noticed.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Wait a minute, yes, you saw me hearing my drag cleaning.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Yes, I saw you're carrying the drag cleaning the other day.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
How how no, whoa, whoa? How did you know I
was picking up dry cleaning? And why were you watching
me when I was picking up my dry clane? Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
I haven't been watching. I've just been taking pictures.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
That's watching. What is wrong with you?
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Just been taking pictures of you for the last three
weeks in order.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
To prepare wait are you out of here? Damn mine?
What the.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
It's just to prepare for the candid shoot of your engagement,
to make sure that we have all our angles covered.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
It is not what I signed up for. Look, put
Dave on the phone. If he doesn't call me back
in a minute and a half.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
I'm calling the cops on your creepy How long has
it been since you heard from Dave?
Speaker 1 (04:16):
What did you do to Dave? Oh?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
I just wondered how long it's been since you've actually
talked to him. I'll make sure that he calls you.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
No, it's what did you do today?
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Will? I didn't do anything to Dave yet.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Yet I'm calling the cops. That's it, man, What happened
to Dave? What did you do today?
Speaker 3 (04:40):
This is actually Jubil from the Juwbel Show doing a
phone brank on you and your brother set you up.
What this is a joke. It's a prank phone call.
Your brother said that you're getting engaged in about a week,
and he hired a photographer and he wanted to mess
with you.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
He is such an I love him, but he is.
I was so worried about days, man. I didn't
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone Franks