Jubal Phone Prank - The Gum Grafting Call That Went Completely Off the Rails

What starts as a simple confirmation call for a dental appointment quickly spirals into one of the strangest — and funniest — phone pranks you’ll ever hear. Let’s just say this “dentist” has some very unique ideas about patient care. Don’t miss this jaw-dropping Jubal Phone Prank on The Jubal Show!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jewbile phone frame mornings on the twenties. Hello,
open up and say, ah, excuse me, Hello Dean, how
are you? I'm sorry about the weirdness for the start

(00:20):
of the phone call. My name is Juniper and I'm
calling from Dintal about your gum grafting appointment this afternoon.
Just confirming that you're still going to make it in
here so that we fix your gums and put some
new meat on your bones.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Are you all right?

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Oh? Yes, I'm perfectly fine. Do I sound like there's
a problem. I'm actually very excited to be conducting your
surgery today.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
You'll wait, see you're going to be doing the surgery.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Yes, I'll be the attending surgeon. It will be me
and a couple of accomplices, but we will be taking
our time. Yes, a couple of hygenists to help me
get in there and find the areas where we need
to add some new gums onto your precious teeth and

(01:20):
make sure that they're protected properly.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
I'm just calling to confirm everything with you and see
how you're feeling. Sometimes. I know that these types of
procedures can be a little nerve racking for people.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Yeah, well, yeah, I'm a little nervous about it, but
I'm actually getting more nervous.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Well as the countdown begins. I'm sure you would be,
but I want to let you know you're in very
capable hands. I've done many of these gum grafting procedures
and it's quite a passion of mine. You're nice and comfortable.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
I mean, I am nervous about it, but I don't
know that you're not making me feel better.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
You did elect for donor gums, that's correct.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Well, yeah, I wanted to do the donor, yes, and.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
I just wanted to let you know we have a
very capable donor and the gums are perfect that we'll
be giving you, so your new gums will be shiny
and new and ready to take on anything that you
might want to put in your mouth.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Uh, I don't know, and I do you know you're.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Right there on the spot.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
You can do it all on the spot.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Yes, I take it directly from the donor and then
place it into your mouth and the appropriate part of
where it should go, all right there and one and
one swoop so that everything can be as quick as possible,
and the gums from the donor, don't waste any time
in the open air before going into your body. Oh

(03:06):
my god?

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Okay are you Are you trying to say the donor
is going to be sitting next to me and you're
going to take their gums out?

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Oh well, no, the donor will be me.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
What what the what?

Speaker 1 (03:22):
Yes? That will be I've decided that for this surgery,
I'm going to be the one giving you my tissue.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
Are you kidding?

Speaker 1 (03:29):
So I'll be extracting it from my own mouth and
stitching it into your mouth.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (03:37):
What?

Speaker 2 (03:37):
You don't need gums?

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Bonding in a way that I've never bonded with a
client before.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Okay, well this is disgusting. I have I don't need.
What is wrong with you? All right? I don't want
your gums in my mouth.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
I care about I care about my clients and the
people that I operate on a lot when I do
these gums procedures. And I thought you might be honored
to have my gums, because I'd be honored to get.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
All right, But there's no way that's happening. You can
cancel my appointment. I don't want your gums. I don't
want I'm not coming. Okay, I'm not coming in. You're
you're insane. You're not going anywhere near my mouth. Perfect,
I'll tell you that right now.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
Hey Dean, Dean, this is actually Doubile from the Jubil
Show doing a phone brank on you and your wife.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
Patsy set you up.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
Wait that was a joke.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
Yes, it's actually a radio show that your wife listens to.
And she said you had an appointment to get gum
surgery today and wanted to mess with you.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
Oh my god, I don't even know what. Oh goll right,
Oh my god. If you're a lot better right now,
that was really insane. Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
Wake up every morning with double phone pranks