Jubal Phone Prank - The Mariners Fan Who Got Banned for Cheering Too Hard

A die-hard Seattle Mariners fan gets the shock of her life when she’s told her playoff tickets are being revoked—for being too supportive of her team. But when “emotional fairness” enters the chat, things spiral fast. Tune in to this hilarious Jubal Phone Prank that every sports fan (and especially every Mariners fan) needs to hear!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Hi, this is Pete Eakins calling from the Seattle Mariners
Fan Conduct Committee. I was looking for our season ticket holder, Naomi.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
Yeah, this is she.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Hey, how are you doing today? Naomi?

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Hey, yeah, I'm doing great.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
I'm really excited. How are you?

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yeah, I bet you are. This first time in a
very long time the Seattle Mariners almost of the World Series,
so we're very excited about it here as well.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
Got yeah, I can't believe it. I feel like it's
Christmas yea early.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
So I'm just I'm blessing.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
I can't I bet. And as a season ticket holder,
I'm sure this is a big deal.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
Yes, yes, we're waiting for this. I'm ready to go
to the World Series.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
We are ready for this.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Here we go, we bleed it, we love it, we
are here for it. And this is just like the
most exciting time for us right now.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
And we've noticed, I've noticed that you're quite the Mariners fan.
So listen. The reason that I'm calling is because we
have noticed what a big fan you are and a
very vocal fan, and and we do have to call
you and talk to you about something, because unfortunately, we're

(01:20):
going to have to be revoking your tickets for the
playoffs and if they go to the World Series, he
also won't be able to get tickets for those either.
I'm sorry, what, Yes, I know you're a season ticket holder,
you got the playoff tickets and everything else, but we're
going to be revoking those tickets. Unfortunately. There's been a
few few infractions and a few things that we can't

(01:41):
have in the ballpark, Like what, you tend to be
rooting for the Mariners only, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Because I'm a Mariner. What are you even talking about?
Are you serious?

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Well, this is Seattle and we're very accepting, and we
haven't I'm a fan.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Where is it?

Speaker 2 (02:03):
It's about being accepting. We want to be we want
to be accepting of the other team that the Mariners
are playing, if it's the playoffs or the World Series,
or any game really, but especially in the playoffs.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
Point of this, I have paid for my ticket and
I'm not letting you take them away from me simply
because I'm in I.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Show my fandom too much. Have you ever watched sports?
Do you even know what a sport is? There's no
team in the world that is going to turn away
their fans, especially a season ticket holder who is rooting
on for that team, Like.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
What the And that's why we strive to be different,
and that's why we instated the emotional fairness protocol where
we were evoking postseason privileges for any fans. This is
this is.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Both emotional fairness protocol, it's sports is sports.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
I am calling my lawyer and we in the this
is this is not going past this. I am going
to sue the Mariners and this is this is an
issue Like.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
No, I'm no, I'm literally going.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
To call my lawyer.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
Yeah, well, we just thinking, you know, now that the
Mariners are on a big national stage with maybe going
to the World Series and the American League Championship Series,
we'd like people to know that Seattle is a sanctuary
city for all fans, not just Mariners fans, and we
can't condose selective cheering.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Oh okay, so if the Mariners really want to go this direction,
then see how many fans you have left. Okay, so
you're gonna be a little bit about it.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Then like then, I'm I'm I'm I'm out, Naomi, this
is you and.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
I'm calling my lawyer this is actually Jewel from The
Jewel Show doing a phone brank on you and your
husband set you up. What it's a joke. He said
that you guys said season tickets and you were excited
about the Mariners being in the playoffs, and she wanted
me to mess with you.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
Oh my god, Oh my god, Faith, he.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
Has a joke.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
I seriously was like looking around at all of my
Mariners sakes and thinking.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
To my fat like, am I done?

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Like is this sober?

Speaker 3 (04:14):
Do I have to burn all Thisits like, what's happening?

Speaker 1 (04:18):
Why is my world exploding?

Speaker 2 (04:20):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (04:21):
That one was absolutely ridiculous. Oh, wake up

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Every morning with jubile phone Franks.