Jubal Phone Prank: Uber Says His Account Is “Dead and Gone” — Then the Charges Start Adding Up

What would you do if Uber called to say your rider rating was dropping… and then casually mentioned a four-figure charge on your account? 😬 In this Jubal Phone Prank, an unsuspecting rider gets an official-sounding call that spirals fast — mysterious fees, attitude penalties, profanity charges, and a warning that his account may be “dead and gone.” But just when the panic hits peak level, the truth comes out in the most hilarious way possible.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Hello, Yes, Hello, my name is Ted Thibodeaux and I'm
calling from the ride share app Uber.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
I was looking for Luke. Oh yeah, this is hello Luke.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
I know it's probably interesting to receive a phone call
from Uber, but I'm calling you today because I have
some very important news to go over with you. Uh,
all right, what's the news? Well, unfortunately, I know that
you are a regular writer with us, and that's why
we're calling. We are going to have to penalize you
just a little bit, knock your rating down a few points,

(00:40):
and regretfully informing you that we have got to knock
your rating down.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
A few points. What why, I've never never had a problem.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Yes, Well, have you heard the term loose lips sink ships?

Speaker 1 (00:53):
What you ever heard that term before? My grandma used
to tell me all the time, loose lips sink ships.
You ever hear that before?

Speaker 2 (01:01):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:02):
It means that if.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
You're talking a bunch, sometimes you're not paying attention, and
then there's ship. Well, I don't really know exactly what
the phrase means. I've just heard it before and I
used it right now to be honest with you. But
what that means is we've gotten reports from our drivers
that you are just a little too talkative in the
backseat to them, and so we are gonna have to
go ahead and drop your rating for being a distraction
to our drivers.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
No, I respond, We're gonna go ahead.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
And need you to be quiet next time you're in
the vehicle because you are just talking way too much,
just being a distraction. I'm not too talkative.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
You can't drop my rating. Well, unfortunately we don't have
to do that.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
But really, one of the bigger reasons that I am
calling is because I'm not sure if you're aware, but
the city has added on some extra fees when it
comes to using.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Rides with our app.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
What kind of fees where there's a few pothole fees,
there's a few regulatory mandatory driving down the street fees,
things like there, you know, some government fees. Yeah, I've
noticed the fees are more than the riot. What's going
on right, Well, there's just a bunch of regulatory mandatory
fees that we've had to add on to our rise.
And unfortunately, you've taken a few rides and we forgot

(02:13):
to add those on. So we're gonna have to retroactively
charge your car. It has already been charged, just to
let you know where that charge is coming from.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
No, if you guys.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Have to charge me, that's not my problem. I'm not
paying retroactively. Yes, we already went a hit and charged
your card. If you look on there, you'll see a
twelve hundred dollars charge.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
That is from US twelve one hundred dollars.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
I'm not paying twelve hundred dollars for a pothole?

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Are you kidding me? Dude?

Speaker 2 (02:38):
I already paid like fifty bucks a riot.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
I'm not paying.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
Okay, you're in combative here with me a little bit.
Try to charge the twelve hundred I'm not paying. Well,
I went ahead and bumped you down now two star
levels on your rating ded just because of the attitude.
Who's star levels or not?

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Yes, this is ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Well yes, now I just had to charge in it
two hundred dollars on top of that because the profanity
the profanity fee. Okay, I'm not paying to I'm not
paying any of these charges. I'll just go the lift.
What the fuck?

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Okay, that's that's another two hundred dollars.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
It's two profanities, So if you can watch the profanity
on that, because I can't have to charge you every
single time, just like, who are you? I'm not paying
this money. So I'm so sorry about this, but your
Uber account is now dead gowned. What? Yes, your Uber
account is now dead and gown. I'm so sorry about this,
but we can no longer be right that the dead
and goull. That's the term I use when something is

(03:33):
no longer they anymore broken, things like that. So Yoba
account is now dead and gown. I'm so sorry about this.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
This is your drivers.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Won't shut up. Now you're trying to charge me all
this money. I'm not paying this money. I've been a
loyal rid.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
For years and then you call me telling.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
You you're lowering my rating. Yes, well, your girlfriend terror,
your girlfriend terrors, she can have her account.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
She is the best Uber rider we have.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Actually, her rating is just skyrocking and every day she's wonderful.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
What how do you know my girlfriend is Oh, that's
because she asked me to do this phone brank on you.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
This is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a
phone break on you and your girlfriend Tara set you.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
Up Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
She said that you've been ranting about the fees on
uber and wanted to mess with you.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
I cannot believe this. I thought I was gonna have
to pay like two thousand dollars. Wake up every morning
with jubil phone Franks Wekday mornings on the twenties