Jubal's Phone Prank - Cat Food Tacos

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another Jubile phone frame day Mornings on the twenties. Hello. Hi,
my name is Trevor, and I was looking for Tyler
who ordered some tacos from door Dash the other day.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Yeah, yeah, that's me. I made a report about it.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Oh you did, Yeah, the tacos. I don't know what's
going on with that place or if it was the handling,
but I ended up getting really really sick from the tacos.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Oh okay, well I'm I'm the driver that dropped them off.
Do you do that?

Speaker 1 (00:36):
My name is Trevor. Yeah, you said, what's up?

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Man?

Speaker 1 (00:39):
I made I made the report like.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Yeah, so I didn't know that you made a report,
but I like felt pretty like bad, so I thought
I would call you just to let you know. Okay,
so what's going on with it?

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Man? Okay?

Speaker 2 (00:52):
I got the tacos for you, and they smelled delicious.
So I was also really hungry, so I sort of
like pulled over on the way and then.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
I just ate the meat out of the tacos. Stupid,
all right, did you what do you mean you you
pulled the meat out of the tacos? We had meat
in them? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:10):
So uh okay, So I ate just some meat out
of the tacos. And then I didn't know what to
do because I was like, oh, wait a minute, Trevor,
that's probably not good, you know, because like that's your
food that I was delivering to you.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
So I have a cat. I don't know if you
like cats or me.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
It stopped.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Stop stop talking, Stop talking, stop talk.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
You said you ate the meat out of the tacos,
but there was there was already meat in the taco.
Were you telling me you have a cat? For?

Speaker 1 (01:33):
What does that have to do with anything?

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Could I talk? You told me to stop talking, so
I'm not sure how long you want me to do that.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
For, idiot, I didn't mean to stop talking completely.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
I didn't stop talking for I think talking the conversation
with you?

Speaker 1 (01:45):
What did you what did you hear to the taco? Well?

Speaker 2 (01:47):
I also had picked up some fancy feast for mister Jinxy,
and I refilled the tacos with the fancy feast.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
So you ate cat food tacos? I guess, okay, you
put cat food in my tacos? Yes, because like, I
ate the meat out of the taco.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
And then all of a sudden I was sitting there
with empty tacos, and I didn't know what to do,
so I put the fancy feast in there because like
it says that it's good for like complete nutrition, so
I figured it would be still healthy. And also, like,
is your hair looking pretty good these days, because like
it says it's good for like skin and cut your hair,
your coat.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
You put you put your cat food in my think you.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Poison well I don't think it would poison you because
like it also promotes strong muscles and bones. It was
fancy feast, you know, so like it's so pretty good
at cat food.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Bro, what kind of brand it was? You're more on
your stupid idiot?

Speaker 2 (02:44):
Why did you do that? So it sounds like you're
kind of upset. Yeah, it also says it promotes urinary health,
so like I don't know if you're peeing pretty good,
but it could be because of the cat food.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
All right, I had a lot I had a lot
of to do today. I'm gonna get you fired that that.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Well, Like that's why I was calling you to talk
to you about it, because like if you could not
tell them you know that I did that, that'd be
cool because like you know, I like driving for Uber,
and like I eat a lot of food that way.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
So you eat a lot of food that way, dude,
I swear I'm gonna get you fired, stupid.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
If you could not do that. I'll just let you
know it's a prank phone hall and then like maybe
it's okay, what are you talking about? This is actually
double from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank on
you and to your girlfriend.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
Stacy set you up.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
She said you got some really bad tacos the other
day off a doord ash and wanted to mess with you.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Oh good, I really need at the point. Thank you.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
That's great.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
I'll let her know. Oh god, I'm about to go
into a believer.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Why would you go to wake up every morning with
jubile phone pranks