Jubal's Phone Prank - The $6,000 Vase and the Microwave Mishap: A Restoration Call Gone Wild

What happens when a priceless family heirloom vase meets peanut brittle and a microwave? Join us for a hilarious phone prank that spirals into chaos, confusion, and some seriously unexpected restoration “updates.” If you love outrageous stories, priceless antiques, and awkward phone calls, this is one you don’t want to miss! Tune in for laughs, surprises, and a jaw-dropping twist that will keep you hooked. Perfect for fans of funny phone pranks, restoration fails, and wild customer service moments.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jewbile phone frame ties.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
Yes, Hello, this is Ted Dibbodo. I'm calling from restoration.
I was looking for Kristen who has a very expensive
Tiffany's vase up in here that for you. Yes, ready
to be picked up. I'm so sorry. What was that?

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Is it ready? Can I Is it ready to be
picked up? That's right?

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Calling? Well we have already picked it up. Yes, we've
we've picked all all of it up.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
But you know what I mean, you're ready for me
to pick it up, like I could come get it today.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Well technically I guess yes, you could come get it.
But I'm calling to sort of go over some details
with you about that restoration of that Tiffany vase that
that you all had. We're nice, peace, probably pretty it's
pretty expensive peace as well.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Is there a problem?

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Well, you know what my grandma always told me is
that you try to look you don't see problems if
you see solutions. And that's so that's the way I
choose to look at things. So if you're gonna ask me, Ted,
if there's a problem, I'm just gonna say no, because
there's always a solution for everything. That's what my Grandma
told me so. I like to think that there's just
a simlar creative way to find a solution for something

(01:25):
to happen.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Okay, so you're saying there's a problem, but that face
is worth six thousand dollars, so there need to not
be problems. You see what's going on?

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Right? Well? You know, like I said, this all depends
how you look at the situation, just like my grandma
always told me.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
So, I don't mean any more grandma story.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
You like peanut brittle? Bind a chance you like peanut britle,
big peanubrial fan.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Why the hell are you asking me about peanut brittle?
What is going on with the day? No?

Speaker 1 (01:54):
I just wonder because I you know, some people it's
really a polarizing treat that peanut britle, isn't it? Because
some people really like peanut brittle. Some people don't like
it at all. It's like one way or the other
with that.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
What does that have to do with you calling me
about my base will?

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Okay, I'll just go ahead and get right to it them,
because I can tell you very concerned, good. Yes, one
of our work is he in the back did not
realize that that vase was all clean and ready to go,
and he thought it was a candy dish, so he
put some peanut brittle in it and decided to heat
it up in the microwave, which I don't know why
you would heat peanut bridle up in a microwave anyway.

(02:31):
That's that upset me. But yes, so that that vase
is actually uh dead and gone, And I'm so sorry
to break that news to you. It's didn't gone.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
You're telling me at a business that restores man piers, Yes,
some one took one of one of your employees took
one of those pieces and put food in it and
put it in the microwave.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
Yeah, see them.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Just like out of your mind? Are you out of
your mind? How is that possible that that could happen?

Speaker 1 (03:06):
And I want to let you know I did have
some harsh words with that employee. I said, I said, hey, now,
what are you thinking? That is a that is one
of our customers very expensive vases that you put peanut
brittle in and put it in the microwave. I said
that straight to whim.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
You think that's being hard on employee? You said, are
you kidding me? You should say what the fuck are
you doing. Man, you don't put antique vases in a microwave.
I'm sorry. I don't even care about the employee conversation,
like what are you going to do to fix it?
Socause you're telling me you've destroyed an antique family heirloom
that's been passed down for generations. It's worth thousands of dollars.

(03:46):
So what is happening now?

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Will? I am prepared to offer you some of the
peanut brittle that was brought in. It's very good, it's delicious.
We put that on a plate and wrapped it up
for you.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Fair Now you I've got it. You kidding me right
now that you're talking about this peanut at all?

Speaker 1 (04:02):
So you're not a peanut Britle fan? Is that? When
I'm picking up?

Speaker 2 (04:06):
What if? Are you offering me peanut barol? You think
I give a about peanut brittle when you've destroyed a
base or thousands of dollars. If you.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
Brittle, I mean it's top notch peanut brittle. I'm just
what are you doing about? Hey, Christen, this is actually
Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone frank on
you and your husband set you up?

Speaker 2 (04:32):
Oh my, okay, well, I'm going to be a widow soon.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
It's a joke. He said that you took your very
expensive vasin to be cleaned as he wanted to mess
with you.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
Oh my god, thank god. If I hear peanut Britle
one more time, I'm going to lose it.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
Wake up every morning with jubile phone Franks