Jubal's Phone Prank - The Wedding Officiant You Definitely Didn’t Order

With her big day just days away, Jaya gets a call from her wedding venue—and things spiral fast when she’s told a very unexpected replacement will be officiating the ceremony. Three hundred guests. A guy named Donk. And a card-carrying DJ? What could go wrong? Don’t miss this unhinged wedding edition of Jubal’s Phone Pranks, only on Mornings on the Twenties.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Hello, Yeah, this is Donk calling from I was looking
for Jaya, who's getting married at our venue this weekend.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Uh yeah, yeah, what's up giants? Donk? How are you?

Speaker 3 (00:23):
I'm good?

Speaker 1 (00:24):
How are you crushing it? Huh?

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Hey? So Donk needs to talk to you about your
upcoming nup stoles this weekend.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
Okay, yeah, what about it?

Speaker 2 (00:36):
So like probably not going to be like the most
exciting news for you right now, but I want to
let you know all good. Donk's got it handled and
not a thing to worry about. But Edgar, the dude
who is supposed to like officiate the wedding, you know,
our our venue's wedding efficient guy.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
Yeah, Edgar, Yeah, we've been content.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Yeah, he like an illness, you know, so he's out, dude,
So he's not going to be able to do your
wedding this weekend. But like, no worries. We got you covered.
You know, we do have Phil.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Wait what did you just say?

Speaker 1 (01:14):
What do you mean?

Speaker 3 (01:15):
What did you just kid with you?

Speaker 1 (01:16):
What you just said?

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Yeah, the dude, Edgar the officiant, you know that our
venue has that you're going to use for your wedding. Yeah,
dude is weak sauce. That's like a joke. Anyway, he
got sick, you know. So so we have a feeling,

(01:38):
you know, I don't know, dude, but like he's going
to be out for a week.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
So wait, but wait, but my wedding is this weekend though.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Yeah, and that's why I figure like you.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Might be a little worried, you know what I mean,
because you're ready tie the knaw, ready to go at
it with your husband after and all that stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
You know, I have three hundred people coming to this wedding.
I think you're taking it.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
As a joke.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
No, no joke. I'm call Let you know, we have
a very qualified feeling, you know what I mean. Like,
so not a worry. What the hell?

Speaker 3 (02:08):
Who's gonna do my wedding? What the heck? Who's gonna
do my wedding? Yes, it's not gonna be Edgar?

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Yeah, so, Jaya, my husband's.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
Not gonna believe this.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Who's gonna do it? So goodn is Jaya? You're talking
to him?

Speaker 2 (02:22):
What do you mean?

Speaker 3 (02:23):
I'm talking to him?

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Doc is going to be the one officiating your wedding.
Not a big deal, dude, we will crush it together.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
You know what I mean. You have got to be
exciing me. That is not happening.

Speaker 4 (02:36):
Oh no, that's not happening. No, it's not happening. You're
not officiating my wad.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
Are you kidding me? Do you talk about yourself in
third person?

Speaker 1 (02:43):
No? No, I'm like I said, it's just me and
you on the phone.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
Yeah, it's just me and you. But you are not
officiating my wedding. I have upwards. I already told you
I already have upwards of three hundred people come into
my damn wedding. You're not gonna embarrass me in front
of all of my friends and family and my fiance.
I'm not doing it well.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
But don't wants you to know Donk's God. I don't
care what.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
No, I don't care what Donk wants me to know.
I need to talk to a supervisor.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
I won't let you know.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
It's actually going to save you money, you know what
I mean, because like Donk.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
Also give a damn about the money. I don't care
about that. What are you trying to say? Are you
trying to call me broke? Like I need a discount
or something?

Speaker 2 (03:20):
No, dude, I'm just saying, Donk also, DJs, you know
what I mean. So like right after the officiating part, dude,
DONK will like take the stage.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
We don't need anything from Donk. I can't even believe
I'm talking to you right now. Okay, I'm not. I'm
not doing this with you. My wedding is in a
couple of days, okay.

Speaker 4 (03:41):
And I can't.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
I can't do this. I need to speak to somebody
who can help me. I need and less Edgar is
in ICU. Okay, he needs to be at my wedding,
and you can tell him. I sold you that I
don't care.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Joy, I won't let you know you said I see you,
and I see you, you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
Cannot be happening. Wait till I tell my me out.
There's gonna be soap off at you.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Guys.

Speaker 4 (04:02):
We're probably not even going to pay you a damn time.
I'm not letting some frot head frot.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
Boy meetthead type of.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
Dude who can't even speaks to himself and third person
officiate my wedding. You've got to be kidding me.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
No, it's just me and you on the phone.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
That's not what third person meaning idiot.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Hey jahya, this is actually Dubil from the Jubil Show
doing a phone prank on you and your sister set
you up. What it's a joke. This is actually Dubal
from the Jubil Show. It's a radio show, and your
sister said you were getting married this weekend and she
wanted to brank you.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Oh my god, I'm gonna beat her. I can't even
believe her.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
She knows this is a stressful time for me. My
wedding is in a couple of days. Why the hell
wish you to do that.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
I can't believe that. You don't want dog officiating your wedding.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
Dude, Hell no, I.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
Would cancel the wedding before I lead donks through my wedding.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
Wake up every morning with you billphone Praiks