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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame day mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Hello, yeah, hello, I was looking for Andrea. I'm calling.
My name is Trevor, and I'm calling from dot com
and I'm outside with your new vehicle. And I rang
the doorbell and knocked on the door and I tapped
on the windows a little bit, and nobody seems to
be home.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
You're a little early. I was expecting you guys at
twelve o'clock.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Yeah. Yeah, we're ahead of schedule. So I'm here with
the car and ready.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
To do Why didn't you guys give me a heads up?
I had text notifications set up.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Oh well, I just figured we would just head over
and maybe surprise you early with your new vehicle.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
This is bad timing because I won't be able to
get out of work until like.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
The next half an hour for you on a hill,
that is correct, I do live on a hill.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Oh well, is there any way that you can wait
with the car for a little bit until I can
get out of work.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
It's parked on the hill outside right now, and I
can maybe leave it here and then maybe come back
to do like the final delivery. If well?
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Uh oh, what was what was that sound that I deserved.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
So okay, oh well okay, so, uh somehow are you
sitting down?
Speaker 3 (01:49):
I'm actually standing what's.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Going on with the car that you guys decided to
deliver really really early? I had a schedule. It sounded
like a crash in the background.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
I'm like, correct, Well, yeah, so the car somehow just
slid down the hill and then it hit another car,
And uh, I don't I kind of think I should
probably go now.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
You've gotta be kidding me. You just grashed my car.
You didn't put the parking brake on, are.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
You and you decided to show up to my house
on announced and early?
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Are you kidding me right now?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
So okay, I can tell that you're probably a little
bit upset, because.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
I'm more than just a little upset. I'm pissed.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
And I need the number to your manager so we
can get this taken care of.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Okay, Well, uh, what should I do about your Should
I just leave your car down there?
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Look?
Speaker 4 (02:54):
I need to speak to your manager or you need
to give me the contact information of your manager, like
right now, because yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Grass, well I could give you his info.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Are you going to give me a brand new car
that's unscratched, not accidents, No accidents like this is insane.
I spent over fifty thousand dollars on the car, cold
hard cash, and you crashed it day one.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
I'm thinking maybe it could be buffed out.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
You want to buff you know.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
What, Maybe you could.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you said you wanted to
buffet out.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
It sounds like you're crashed in total, the whole freaking
thing and some pieces.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
What do you expect me to do with a fifty
thousand dollars car and just deal with the buff out?
Speaker 3 (03:41):
There could be other damages. I'm I'm really so. I
need to number to your manager right now.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
If I give you my manager's number, can you not
tell him about the car thing that just happened?
Speaker 3 (03:55):
You gotta read jail.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Hey, Andrew, this is actually Gibbil from the Jebel Show
doing a phone break on you and your husband set
you up.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
This is Jubile from the Jubile Show. It's a radio
show and your husband listens to it, and he said
that you just bought a new car online for the
first time and you wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Oh, he's not funny and I definitely wasn't ready.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
I'm at work right now, and I just threw my
computer mouse on the floor.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
I was so pished that I thought my brand new
fifty thousand dollars cars. I'm glad that this is a joke.
This is a joke, right this, this, this is a joke.
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