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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Have you ever dumped somebody for a completely superficial or
petty reason? Call us eight eight three four three one
O six one, text in four one O six one.
A list is going viral of the pettiest reasons that
people have broken up with someone. The list is hilarious. Also,
would love to hear from you, so call us eighty
eight three four to three one o six one texted
in four one O six one. Let's start going over

(00:21):
the list right now of the pettiest reasons that people
have broken up with someone. Somebody said, my cat said
hello to her and she didn't say hi back, so
I broke up.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
I had a friend that used her dog to do that.
Anytime the dog would not like the person that came in.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
He was out really really Yeah, maybe that dog, Well
I could see that with a dog, right, because maybe
the dog can sniff out a bad character. I think so.
The cat would not saying hi to a cat, though,
because cats barely would want to say hi to you,
depending on the cat's mood.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Yeah, but you saw I got to say hi to wit.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Yeah, I'm cater to the cat. You should have to
cater to anybody's head. Hey, Everton yeah, what is the
pettiest reason that you've broken up with somebody?

Speaker 4 (01:05):
Oh my god, so like I just never seen a
question going around, and it makes me feel so guilty.
The pettiest reasons I've ever broken up with a girl
is because she just farted too much. Much farted too much,
and her fleet farted too much while we were just
up at the TV. Like she had this thing where
I don't know, she thought she was cute and she

(01:25):
was like she was gorgeous, you know, and so she
just she thought her part and smell. She she thought
no one could hear them. She could kind of out well,
however she did it. Even when I would try to
address it with her, she would make it seem like, oh, babe,
like I'm the crazy one, you know, And that's a
totally normal bodily function. I get it, like you're asleep,
But how much is someone to poke.

Speaker 5 (01:45):
The pup with for that?

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Like a lot?

Speaker 4 (01:50):
Bro, I can't take my own medics. And maybe I
don't know. Underneath those blankets at nighttime, it was just
so smelling. Something crawled it potier and.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Like dogs, You're like you're so cu on the outside,
but inside I don't know. What's going on.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
I love that you work out, but take it easy
on the protein. I don't know what, Like my mom,
my dad, they all thought I was crazy. They're like, yo, man,
it can't be like that.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
You know, how did the conversation go everything you said
when I had to address it with her? When I
tried to address it with her, That's what I was thinking, Like,
how did that? Did you sit her down and have
a conversation about it? Or it was like.

Speaker 4 (02:30):
Early on it was like a three four weeks into
a dating. I was like, hey, you know, it seems
like you think that I can't tell when your heart
like the babe, I just want you to know like
I can. Oh yeah, but my hearts don't smell, you know.
I was like, yeah, but I'm saying it because if

(02:51):
I do think they smell, and I know none of
her friends ever mentioned it to her, like you know,
birthday called it. No one else. I don't know. I Eventually.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Everybody's got their deal breakers and everything only has so
many farts in him before he Thanks man, appreciate your
phone call us eight eight three four three six one,
text in four one six one. You know what's the
pedtiest reason you've ever broken up with somebody.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
I don't know if it's petty, but this story is
the one I thought of when we started talking about this.
My friend and I were both dating guy's named Anthony,
so we thought it would be a really good idea
for us to double date that night. So before my
auntie and I left, I told him about how I
had the ZiT on my face. I was really self
conscious about and I was like, you know, covering it.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
He was teasing me.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
So then we get to the restaurant and we're sitting there,
he reached over and tried to pop my zip at
the dinner table.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
I don't think that's petty at all.

Speaker 6 (03:41):
This.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
I did not let him come home with me that night.
I was so mad at him for trying to pop
my zip.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Do you know his whereabouts? Is he in prison? I
feel like somebody who was head of.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
He's a firefighter, and he's just like, let me try
to pop that rope quick behavior.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
Yeah, that is weird, And.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
I was like I'm done now, Especially because I said
I was worried about it.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
There are more people in relationships that are okay popping
each other's pimples. Then I think. I know. I used
to be a server and one time I had a
couple and they were on a date and they were
reaching across the table and doing the same thing. They
were both into it, though I tell yeah, it was
really understand that. I don't either.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
I don't think I mind doing that if that was
really the case. I just don't like that we did
that at a restaurant, especially when I was trying to
cover it up, you know, like ye home later, like maybe, but.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
That was the wrap we're going over. A list is
going viral of the pettiest reasons that people have broken
up with somebody. Another one from the list is on
a first date, a woman said, excuse me, I have
to go tinkles, so I didn't go on another date.
I think that's cute. Bread producer bread. What's the pettiest

(04:49):
reason you've broken up with someone? A girl asked me
my height one time and that was it? Just one time?

Speaker 7 (04:56):
Done?

Speaker 1 (04:56):
And I said, the fact that you care, I'm out.
What if?

Speaker 3 (04:59):
She was just cue is like she was?

Speaker 6 (05:01):
She was.

Speaker 8 (05:01):
There was a vibe like it was a vibe like well,
how tall are you? And I was like, does it matter?
She's like it matters.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
What if she was trying to see if you were
like if you lied on your profile.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
It wasn't online, Oh, it was like in person. Well interesting.
She was the same height as me, so I knew
she was asking somebody. By the way, I'm proud of it.
Somebody texted in at four one to six one and
said that they broke They broke up with a guy
who had allergies because they consider it a sign of weakness.

Speaker 8 (05:29):
Oh man, that's amazing, that's amazing allergies.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
Actually, you know what, It's not the allergies so much
as it is how you handle yourself when you're in
a situation. I also needed somebody that had a lot
of allergies. And he had this whole bag of all
of his medicine next to his couch, and anytime it
started to act up, a flare up and his eyes
were water.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
You just lay there like a big baby and was
just like I can't knew anything.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
And I was like, man, I am judging you, this chump.
And is Hay it's another hut.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
Phone for mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi, is this
Mike from Catering?

Speaker 9 (06:13):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (06:14):
Hey, how you doing?

Speaker 10 (06:16):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (06:16):
There'may Hey, Hi, how you doing.

Speaker 11 (06:21):
I'm fine?

Speaker 4 (06:22):
Who was this?

Speaker 1 (06:23):
My name is Pete Eakins, and I organized you guys
catering a wedding just a couple of weeks ago. I'm
not sure if you remember the wedding.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
Oh, yes, yes I do, Yes, I do.

Speaker 12 (06:35):
I'm actually I'm waiting for payment on that. I was
actually about to give you guys a call because I
had not received yes.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
And I don't know why you think you would get payment?
Excuse me kind of calling you back.

Speaker 13 (06:46):
Yeah, well, I mean we totally catered at a whole event,
and you know that.

Speaker 4 (06:50):
You know that.

Speaker 11 (06:51):
That's about a you know, ten thousand dollars job, and
we need to receive payment on that.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
Well, I think ruining my daughter's whole dream wedding is
worth a little bit more than ten thousand dollars.

Speaker 13 (07:01):
Excuse me, I don't want to be rude, but we
completely catered that wedding.

Speaker 11 (07:05):
You know, we had that We had the did you
did you?

Speaker 4 (07:08):
Did you?

Speaker 1 (07:08):
Did you?

Speaker 4 (07:10):
And we yes, we.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
Did did you? Completely?

Speaker 6 (07:12):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (07:12):
We did did you?

Speaker 9 (07:14):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (07:14):
I did and completely. All My staff was there.

Speaker 13 (07:18):
Everybody was said, I don't really understand what's going on
here because that We've been working on that for quite
some time.

Speaker 4 (07:24):
We deserve and need our payment.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
Okay, I thought I heard you.

Speaker 14 (07:28):
Know.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
I wasn't listening to a lot of you were saying
because I tuned out after a certain point. But I
did hear you say the word completely catered?

Speaker 9 (07:34):
Yes?

Speaker 13 (07:35):
But did we did completely cater the whole event?

Speaker 1 (07:37):
What was in my mouth at midnight or a little
bit passed midnight? Can you answer that question?

Speaker 14 (07:42):
I don't.

Speaker 13 (07:42):
I don't know what was in your mouth.

Speaker 4 (07:44):
You know, I'm not sure what you were eating at
that time. I have no idea what was in your mouth.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
I can't tell you what wasn't in my mouth?

Speaker 4 (07:52):
What's that stuff?

Speaker 1 (07:53):
A chocolate chip cookie or a peanut butter cookie. You
did not serve a midnight snack at the wedding, did
you know?

Speaker 2 (08:01):
No?

Speaker 9 (08:01):
I did.

Speaker 4 (08:01):
We served every single thing there.

Speaker 13 (08:03):
That is complete boost and excuse my language, but we
definitely served all it.

Speaker 15 (08:08):
We had.

Speaker 13 (08:08):
We had the Choctics of cookies, we had the late
night basket, we had that, We had the cheeseburger by Fast,
then everything the things you asked for, and.

Speaker 10 (08:16):
We served your daughter.

Speaker 11 (08:17):
We served the entire Briller party.

Speaker 13 (08:19):
Everyone else was staid there talking dancing.

Speaker 4 (08:22):
We served everybody there.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
I was one of the wedding guests, and pursue organize it.
If I organize it and there are cookies at midnight,
one of your members of your team should track me
down and shove a cookie in my mouth. And nothing
was shoved in my mouth after midnight at all.

Speaker 13 (08:34):
I don't even know what what you're even talking about,
because we served everyone at the wedding. Okay, I have
pictures of the bride eating the late night stay God,
pictures of the wedding party eating lay night sag.

Speaker 4 (08:47):
Everybody was sorroved.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
Sir, because of your incompetence. My whole daughter's wedding was ruined,
and my family will not speak to me. That is
not true because I had nothing to do. I have
a cookie in my blood, sugar was low, and I
started making out with our husband and then shot me.

Speaker 4 (09:05):
If you if you were doing something crazy that had
nothing to do with them over our.

Speaker 13 (09:09):
Caterer company shoving everyone there, and we deserve.

Speaker 11 (09:13):
Payment, We deserve complete payment.

Speaker 12 (09:15):
Matter of fact, you right on the payment then.

Speaker 13 (09:17):
Were saying I already been made and I was gonna
call you out today because not the major and we've
done every single thing right.

Speaker 9 (09:25):
I don't even know what this is about.

Speaker 11 (09:27):
Because a light nice magna, sup.

Speaker 16 (09:28):
We brought a dot there.

Speaker 11 (09:30):
Everybody got there.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
Oh my goodness, Oh my goodness, Mike, you're gonna You're
gonna find this whole so hilarious. I was just reaching
in my tuxedo jacket pocket and it looks like I
did grab a cookie and I wrapped it in and napkin.
I forgot about it, so he mail, I'll get the
payment off to you.

Speaker 11 (09:53):
Why were against that?

Speaker 1 (09:54):
My name is Jewbel from the Jebel Show doing a
phone prank on you and your wife. Cameron set you up?

Speaker 7 (10:03):
Goodness, are you sure?

Speaker 1 (10:04):
Yes? She said, you deal with crazy complaints from weddings
that you do all the time, and and you were
trying to get money for this one customer for a
few weeks now and she us. She also said she
got the camera. She said she got the check in
the mail the other day, but didn't want to give
it to you until this was done.

Speaker 15 (10:24):
Wow.

Speaker 17 (10:28):
Wake up every morning with jubile phone Franks. We say
mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
It's time for what's trending with Nina?

Speaker 2 (10:34):
Have you been worried about the state of local journalism. Well,
USA Today is here to save the day because they
are single handedly planning to save local journalism by hiring
two people, one to cover Beyonce and the other one
to cover Taylor Swift. So thousands of resumes were sent
there because of course these people want to be able

(10:55):
to cover their favorite artists.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
Amazing job. Love it.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
I just found it funny being packed interesting. We're saving
local journalism? Is that really how they said? Yeah, call
it what it is, man, You're just you know.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
Yeah, you want to hire some people to go get
the stories on Beyonce? And how is that local journalism?
I think they're all over the place or is it
just in the cities they go.

Speaker 8 (11:15):
To or Yeah, I'm really trying to see the USA
Today's sign on this, And I wonder if they just
mean journalism about locations. I'm not really right because if
you go to Shreveport, Louisiana to see Taylor Swift, maybe
maybe the part of the reporting is about Shreveport, Louisiana.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
But the Swift I don't really just there. I just
a lot.

Speaker 8 (11:41):
No, I'm just saying maybe they're trying to say, like
local journal.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
I'm sorry, I can't. It's weird because I just pulled
up NBC News and the headline is USA Today Still exists.

Speaker 17 (11:53):
Crazy first day follow up powered by the Advocates Injury
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Speaker 1 (12:01):
Treya is on the phone today for a first date
follow up and she's getting ghosted from a date she
went on with a woman named Carolina. So we're going
to see if we can help figure it out for
and maybe get her another date if she still wants one.
In a second, but first, Draa, how long has it
been since you heard from Carolina.

Speaker 18 (12:16):
It's been about a week now that I haven't heard
from her, Okay, And yeah, so I'm just really confused
because we will for like, we met at work and
we've kind of been flirting, like back and forth, you know,
just kind of office romance.

Speaker 11 (12:36):
I guess, yeah, exactly. But she's really pretty.

Speaker 18 (12:43):
She has a great sense of humor, and we've actually
been having coffee like in the office break room and stuff.

Speaker 11 (12:49):
And kind of getting to know each other.

Speaker 18 (12:51):
So it was we kind of knew each other before
going into the date, and so I finally got up
the nerve to ask her out, and I I've been
wanting to play pickleball because I've heard there's so much
hype around it, and I thought it would be fun.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
Is that what you did for your date?

Speaker 18 (13:09):
Yeah, we went, we played, We played a couple of
rounds of pickleball, and then we had.

Speaker 11 (13:13):
Some drinks after.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
Where that bar okay?

Speaker 18 (13:17):
And I mean, as far as I'm concerned, the date
was great, Like, the conversation was wonderful. Like I said,
she has a great personality. She's funny, she has wonderful
sense of humor. And we even shared a little kiss.
Oh but yeah, the next day, I was excited to
like get to work and see her, and she wasn't there.

(13:41):
So I texted her because I was like, oh, no,
you know, I just wanted to make sure she was okay,
maybe she was sick. I wanted to check in on her,
and she didn't answer me back, and so she hasn't
been at work all week.

Speaker 11 (13:55):
She got fired. I don't know. I hadn't heard anything,
so I don't think so.

Speaker 18 (14:00):
But I've been reaching out to her, and I'm actually
like kind of worried because like I don't know if
something happened, or if she's really sick, or if I
mean maybe I.

Speaker 11 (14:11):
Just don't know. I thought we had a great date.
I think, you know. Now I'm just worried I did something.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
Do they have like a policy about dating other coworkers
at your office?

Speaker 19 (14:22):
Only if you're.

Speaker 18 (14:24):
Like you can't like supervisors can't date hourly employees and
things like that.

Speaker 11 (14:29):
But if you're both hourly, then you can. Then you
can date.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
Okay, then it's a free for all. Are just dating
each other?

Speaker 7 (14:38):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
Does she usually show up to work every day?

Speaker 4 (14:42):
Like?

Speaker 2 (14:42):
I mean, is she the type of person that just
calls out sick randomly sometimes?

Speaker 18 (14:46):
Or No, She's actually pretty good with attendance, so, which
is why I'm so worried that she's missed so much.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
Did anything weird happen on the date? Like, was there
a moment where you felt like?

Speaker 5 (14:57):
I don't know, I mean.

Speaker 18 (14:59):
Not on my end, I thought everything went went great.
Like when we parted, we parted on great terms, and
you know, we even said we were kind of even like,
hey see you see it, We're like see her in
the office, and just kind of made a little joke
out of it.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
But I'd be worried too. Have you asked around about her?

Speaker 11 (15:18):
I asked a couple of people, but nobody really made.

Speaker 18 (15:20):
Everybody just kind of says they haven't heard from her either,
especially a week.

Speaker 3 (15:24):
I feel like it's a good amount of time to
not be in the office, right, Like, do you know
where she lives?

Speaker 1 (15:29):
Just do a drive by or I mean, I don't know.
It's an idea.

Speaker 18 (15:35):
I did call her from a block number to see
if she would answer, and she did answer, but I
got a little nervous.

Speaker 11 (15:43):
And just hung up.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
Oh no, so you know that she's answering her phone
at least. Okay, Well, good, she's a live.

Speaker 11 (15:51):
Yeah, she is alive, So that's good.

Speaker 18 (15:53):
I just now it's more so I'm worried that she's
just avoiding me.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
We'll see if we can figure it out. We'll play
a song come Back, and then we'll call her and
see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting you and
maybe get you another date if you still want one. Okay, great,
thanks guys, All right, well play a song come back,
Get your first day follow up.

Speaker 17 (16:09):
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Speaker 1 (16:18):
Grea is on the phone today for a first day
follow up and she's getting ghosted by a date she
went on with a coworker named Carolina and doesn't know why.
So we're about to call Carolina and see if she'll
tell us why she's ghosting and maybe get Drea another
date if she still wants one. But first, Drea, why
don't you catch everybody up on your date with Carolina.

Speaker 18 (16:35):
Yeah, Carolyne and I met at work. We've been kind
of flirting back and forth, and I finally got the
nerve to ask her out. We went, we played pickleball,
we had drinks, great conversation, and even a little kiss
at the end. So I'm just wondering why she's not
returning my text or.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
Calls and she hasn't been to work for a week. Yeah,
that's the alarming.

Speaker 11 (16:59):
Yeah, yeah, all right, that's where I'm worried.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
Yeah, okay, mccaller. Hello, Hi, May I speak to Carolina please?

Speaker 7 (17:17):
Yes?

Speaker 11 (17:18):
This is Carolina, Carolina.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
How are you? My name is Jewbell and a host
the radio show and it's called The Jewbell Show. Hi, Carolina,
the show's here too. My name is Nina, Hi, and
I'm Victoria. There's three of us on the phone with
you right now.

Speaker 11 (17:28):
Hi, okay, sorry, three, Okay, what's going on?

Speaker 1 (17:32):
We do a segment on our show it's called the
first Date follow Up. That's where if you go out
on a date with somebody and end up ghosting them,
that person can email us to get you on the
phone and ask why you're ghosting them. So we got
an email about you from somebody that you dated recently. Okay,
any idea who would be?

Speaker 10 (17:50):
Was it Drea?

Speaker 1 (17:51):
Yes? It was Drea wants to know why you're ghostinger,
why you haven't been to work.

Speaker 11 (17:56):
Okay, So I'll tell you about that. Okay.

Speaker 4 (17:58):
Cool.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
I mean if you don't ask me about it, okay,
appreciate it.

Speaker 10 (18:04):
Yeah, okay, but you know what, fine, So I'm go
seeing Dreya. You can tell her this because you know,
as we were leaving our date, something you couldn't really
sit right with me was a comment that she made.
She's kind of like, oh, you know, it's going to
be amazing when my ex years about this, she's going
to lose her. And I just kind of looked at

(18:27):
it like, oh, oh, so there's this some.

Speaker 11 (18:29):
Sort of competition.

Speaker 10 (18:30):
Like to me, that's like, you know, listen, I'm getting older.
I don't want to be a pawn in anyone's game.

Speaker 11 (18:35):
So I was hurt by that.

Speaker 10 (18:37):
I thought it was really uncalled for, and from there
on out I was really uninterested.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
She was saying that going out with you was going
to make her ex angry.

Speaker 10 (18:45):
Yeah, like basically like getting back to her, Like happiness
is the best revenge.

Speaker 11 (18:50):
Like that's what I took.

Speaker 10 (18:50):
From it with her saying that.

Speaker 11 (18:52):
So I ended up.

Speaker 10 (18:53):
Actually I haven't been around her because I called out
of work the next day. First and foremost I did
not want to see Dreya. But ten turns out universe
works and mysterious ways, and I really did come down
with something. So I've actually been pretty sick.

Speaker 11 (19:06):
This past week or so.

Speaker 10 (19:09):
But at the same time, like caam, I'm getting better.
But I just have no interest in being used to
make someone jealous, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
Yeah, I'm glad you're feeling about She.

Speaker 10 (19:18):
Seems like a cool girl. I want to protect my heart,
you know. I don't want to set myself up for
something and be disappointed get hurt. So we work together,
which makes it super awkward. I just think it's probably
best if we can just avoid each other at work.
I don't know how I'm going to go about that
once I do return to the office.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
But to figure that out, you think that she didn't
really like you that much, she just wanted to make
her ex jealous.

Speaker 10 (19:44):
Well that's the thing, Like I didn't see that coming
that she gave me no signs to that. It was again,
just at the very end of the day she said that.
So that was when I felt let down because I
thought everything went well.

Speaker 11 (19:53):
I thought we had really good chemistry and everything. It's
just tough to find.

Speaker 10 (19:58):
So yeah, this is what sound for sure. But now
I just trying to be smart about this whole thing.

Speaker 11 (20:03):
You know.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
I mean, I get that protecting yourself is one thing,
but did you ever think about collin her out and
having a conversation about it?

Speaker 1 (20:09):
Maybe?

Speaker 11 (20:10):
You know, it was just the one date.

Speaker 10 (20:12):
So I kind of feel like, I don't know, mate,
I don't hope I'm not being cowardly, but I just
kind of want to let it go. And I really
am being a ghoster here, aren't I? But sometimes like
it's better than to just get into a long drawn
out conversation. So I don't know what she'll say if
I mentioned that comment that she made.

Speaker 11 (20:29):
I don't know, a little backfire.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
Well, let's see, because she's actually on the phone and
she's been listening this whole time, and she wants to
talk to you.

Speaker 10 (20:37):
Oh my god, so Dreya you're there. Oh yeah, yeah,
I'm here.

Speaker 18 (20:42):
Sorry, I just got kind of like I just got really.

Speaker 11 (20:47):
Anxious all of a sudden. Yeah.

Speaker 18 (20:49):
No, first of all, I am so sorry. It's like,
let me apologize for making that comment. Obviously you don't
know a lot about my past, and I didn't.

Speaker 11 (20:59):
It didn't come to.

Speaker 18 (21:00):
A place of oh ha ha, you're going to be
how I get back at my ex and everything like that.
Actually I had an amazing time with you, but my
ex was kind of one of those who was kind
of abusive and always made me feel small and like
I wasn't good enough for anybody. And you're just, all
of a sudden, this amazing, beautiful person who showed up,
and it was just one of those things where it

(21:21):
was it was more of like a happy like, oh
my god, wait till my ex sies this because ha ha,
I finally like might actually be happy for once. And
it wasn't to be petty or to use you as
a pawn in a game or anything like that. It
was just more of like a I'm wow, I finally
met somebody like really nice that I like it and
might make me back.

Speaker 11 (21:42):
So I'm so sorry for that comment.

Speaker 10 (21:45):
If it hurt you, Okay, I would say right now,
like I do appreciate the apology for sure, and you know,
I didn't think that's where you'd.

Speaker 11 (21:53):
Be coming from.

Speaker 10 (21:55):
Not really sure if I'm interested if they gave us
any further. For me, the biggest reason why is just
kind of like the whole X talk. I feel like
this is a lot of talk about your AX and
like I don't even like bringing up like past girlfriends
or even guys I dated about nothing from the past
like early on, so I feel like this is a

(22:15):
lot coming at me. Does that make sense you dated guys?

Speaker 11 (22:20):
Yes, I date people for sure. Yeah. Oh yeah, you
didn't tell me that, so I didn't know that. So
I just thought I'll mention you know, keeps your secrets.

Speaker 10 (22:32):
For sure, So you know that's kind of oh, just
a lot.

Speaker 18 (22:37):
Yeah, Well you're getting on to me about like my
ex but you didn't even tell me about your.

Speaker 11 (22:41):
X is, So it's just kind of it's just kind
of odds to me.

Speaker 10 (22:48):
I wasn't really getting on too about your acts. I
think for me it was just more about like, oh,
that seemed like some game playing there.

Speaker 18 (22:53):
So yeah, well I just I mean, I guess like
I do kind of like kill me upfront about things.
I you know, I don't really like to keep things
from people, even though early on in a relationship, you know,
because when you're trying to get to know somebody, you're
trying to get to know somebody.

Speaker 10 (23:07):
Yeah, but like in time, for sure, that is exactly
what I'm trying to say.

Speaker 11 (23:12):
You just pretty much stated that there.

Speaker 10 (23:14):
You know, I just think it takes time to get
to know one that I don't need to know everything
up front.

Speaker 11 (23:19):
I guess I'm just kind of different on that end.
I kind of like, you know, I mean.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
More different Carolina. Would you would you like to go
out with your egga in another date? We'll pay for it.

Speaker 10 (23:27):
I think I've just made myself pretty clear here.

Speaker 11 (23:29):
Again.

Speaker 10 (23:29):
I think she seems like a cool girl, but I
just think, you know, she's I'm not the one for her.
You know, it's early on, but I can tell I
can definitely tell this We're.

Speaker 11 (23:37):
Just not a match. But yeah, no, that's fine.

Speaker 18 (23:40):
I mean, I would feel like to be friends, because
I think you're a really cool girls. But I mean,
I just I'm not really interested either, because you know,
I do want to hide things from me.

Speaker 10 (23:50):
So well, hopefully you know work friends.

Speaker 11 (23:53):
We'll leave it at that.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
Yeah, all right, well see it work, Carolina. I have
a good first day back after being sick.

Speaker 11 (24:03):
Oh, thank you, I appreciate that.

Speaker 17 (24:06):
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Speaker 1 (24:13):
Young alligator left in a hotel room could land one
woman in jail. It's the Jubil Show and that is
the headline of the day today. Also call us up
eight eight eight three four three one o six one.
Text in four one O six one. What's the weirdest
thing you've ever found in a hotel room? But here's
the story. Young alligator left an hotel room could land
one woman in jail. A woman in Florida is facing

(24:35):
charges after she stole a young alligator for a photoshoot,
stop it and kept it in the bathtub of her
hotel room. What kind of photo shoot are you doing? Yeah,
influencer life steal.

Speaker 4 (24:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
The police still don't know what kind of photoshoo photoshoot
she was doing with the young alligator, but all they
know is that she took it from one of the
She used to work at this place called Frocking Counters.
You know, it's Florida, so they have all those little
crocodile parks and all live parks, and she still had
a key, but she didn't work there anymore, so she
went and opened up to the place, took one of

(25:10):
the alligators, took it to a hotel room, and then
had some sort of photo shoot. And when she got arrested,
she's They asked her why she did it, and she said,
it was my birthday. It was my birthday. Okay, but have.

Speaker 3 (25:22):
You ever held the small little alligator?

Speaker 2 (25:24):
They are cute, but just to leave it in the bathtub? Yeah,
And also what kind of photo shooter are you're having?
Like I'm just thinking of Britney Spears back at the
VMA's with the big boa around her neck, Like, where
are you putting the little alligator?

Speaker 1 (25:37):
I'm sure it's that in a little purse. I mean,
I don't know how big the alligator was. I heard young,
I saw a young alligator, and I still think of
a huge alligator in the hotel. I'm thinking like a
three foot alligator. No, they're like not that big.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
I mean it was probably terrified. I'm just thinking about
the poor little alligator, like why am I here? I
want to bite her face.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
I would be terrified of a woman who wanted to
steal an alligator for a photo shoot too, even the
alligators like, man, you are crazy. I'm not even gonna
try to bite you. You'll bite me. Call us up
eight eight three four three six one text ten four
one o six one. What is the weirdest thing you
found in a hotel room? Netonia?

Speaker 11 (26:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (26:18):
What's the weirdest thing that you found in a hotel room?

Speaker 4 (26:21):
Oh?

Speaker 20 (26:22):
Gosh. So I was with my boyfriend and we heard
like scratching and this little noises coming from the closet.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
I'm out, So yeah, I'm out. Did you open the closet?

Speaker 20 (26:36):
Yeah, naturally I stood on the bed.

Speaker 7 (26:40):
He opened the So he opened the closet and we
see this like white and black stripe tail.

Speaker 20 (26:50):
Was like a little orange beady eye thing. It was
an animal, I think in rat. He said, no, what's
the raccoon? Anyway, he shut the door. We get call
the front desk people.

Speaker 4 (27:04):
They don't believe us, but.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
A great hotel, I'm sure, Yeah, there's no animal in
the closet. Shut up, you need to get out of
the hotel. Actually, because we're sure you're on drugg.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
It's like when people put hair in salad to get
for you. You put a raccoon in your closet.

Speaker 20 (27:23):
Yeah, they thought we were telling this like a lie,
So they send somebody up there, and now both of
us are like backed up on the bed. I actually
I'm like I'm leaving the room, yeah, because I feel
like the second time you open the door, that thing.

Speaker 5 (27:37):
Is coming out.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
You know, yeah, did you see what? Did you ever
find out what it was? Did you?

Speaker 7 (27:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 20 (27:45):
So they opened the door and he the guy like
yelled so many profanities. He was like, the closet exactly exactly. So,
come to find out, they get pest control to come.
It's a lemur. Leamur was in a closet. So I

(28:09):
thought it was a rat. He thought it was a
ratco Neither one of us is close because the lemur
is almost just like a private.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
Yeah, it is like a lemur in your hotel closet.
I don't know what the Lemur was saying. You can't
keep a Leamer in the closet.

Speaker 20 (28:29):
Where you kind of who like, there's somebody like what
was the basis? Because they're mostly a mad deskar.

Speaker 8 (28:41):
Say which foreign country are you?

Speaker 21 (28:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (28:45):
Were you in a foreign country or were you here
in America?

Speaker 14 (28:48):
No?

Speaker 2 (28:49):
I was here, like sold sold it on the black market.

Speaker 4 (28:56):
Yeah, that's.

Speaker 20 (28:59):
But when you look it up, they get really aggressive
when they're like in pub So I guess they were like, Okay,
we can't bring this along with this. We're just gonna
put it in closet.

Speaker 1 (29:11):
Because she got a teenage Lemur in the closet. Wow
follows up eighty eight three four, three, one six one.
What have you found in a hotel room?

Speaker 8 (29:24):
I brought up on The Alligator's Journey, But now I'm like,
the Lemur's Journey's way cooler.

Speaker 2 (29:30):
Well, now I looked it up too, because I was like,
that has to be illegal. But it's not illegal.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
You can have a Lemur. Oh wait, no, it is
not legal to keep Lemur. I read that wrong. Phone
break eppens every single hour on the twenties. Your next
one is coming up in just a few minutes. If
you didn't hear the Taylor Swift song from yesterday confirming
that she's dating Travis Travis Kelce, here's that song again,

(29:56):
and then it's your phone break, and then what's trending
with Nina? It's the Jewel Show. It's it's one of
six point.

Speaker 6 (30:00):
One started and change, and I'm here for it.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
I didn't know the feeling in your outfit.

Speaker 5 (30:14):
I'm in this suite and I'm looking dad. Your mom
is here.

Speaker 15 (30:20):
I told her that your mind now is down here.
I love your mom.

Speaker 6 (30:25):
I got your jersey on, I'm so proud.

Speaker 15 (30:30):
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I've got news, Jean, You're getting a ring.

Speaker 20 (30:41):
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Speaker 15 (30:44):
Kelty's as tight and wearing tight fans on the Weekend.
Travis Kelsey's mind, Travis Kelsey's mind, Kelsey's gether fans.

Speaker 11 (30:51):
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Speaker 15 (30:53):
I'm moving on my CONSI Kansas Pity Twadler Killsey wil
Jersey on my ban Taylor Kesey Sweet, I like the
sound of that. I'm gonna be Scott as Kelsey Bride
like that.

Speaker 14 (31:03):
Where are you going?

Speaker 1 (31:05):
I buy you ignoring all my texts?

Speaker 6 (31:07):
Are you ghosting?

Speaker 3 (31:09):
I already caught my.

Speaker 6 (31:11):
Gown and it's auto extra size.

Speaker 15 (31:16):
Don't say I'm moved too fast on your new ride.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
You better tippy back right now and.

Speaker 15 (31:25):
Sel pride and excusing Queen Shattus Kelsey, I've got you're
kidding of?

Speaker 5 (31:34):
Kelsey is my boyfriend?

Speaker 15 (31:36):
Kelsey is my guy? Kelsey's as tight and wearing tight
pants on the weekend. Travis Kelsey's mind, Travis Kelsey's mind,
Kelsey'skeviy hants where the football is catching I'm moving on
my cats.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
To Kansas City.

Speaker 15 (31:49):
Taylor Kelsey whiptly on my back, Taylor Kelsey's try like
the sound of I'm gonna be Strattis Kelsey's pride like that.

Speaker 11 (31:58):
It's time take cheater only On.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
The Tubile Show, Ian is on the phone today for
to catch a cheater and he thinks that his girlfriend
of a year, Elena, might be messing around already, so
see if we can help him out. Ian, thank you
for your email and agree to do this. What's up, man?
Why don't you just tell us?

Speaker 17 (32:15):
Why?

Speaker 1 (32:15):
Ala? Why do you think Alana might be cheating on you? Yeah?

Speaker 9 (32:18):
No, for sure, thanks for thanks for having me holbouring out.

Speaker 4 (32:22):
Yeah. So, you know, like like you.

Speaker 9 (32:24):
Said, we've been together about a year, and you know,
at the other night, I went over to her apartment
and there were two empty glasses sitting out on the counter. Uh,
you know, like like somebody else had been there and
maybe just left, right, And so I asked her about it,
and she said it was her neighbor and that he
had he had come over and they'd had to drink

(32:45):
and hung out a little bit. And you know, it's
cool that she's friends with her neighbors and whatever generally.

Speaker 16 (32:51):
But but he's been coming over a lot lately, like
a lot, a lot, and you know, when I asked
Elena for more details about it, she was like, Oh,
he's just been dumb.

Speaker 9 (33:06):
Do you really need somebody to talk to?

Speaker 14 (33:10):
You know?

Speaker 9 (33:11):
And I don't know, it just it just feels. It
feels weird to me because like like she's be an evasive,
you know, because I don't get what he would come
to her to talk and not go to like his
real friends.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
You know, maybe he just wanted a female's ear, you
know how that gets sometimes guys like want to talk
to a female because we understand females, you know, so
it could be one of those.

Speaker 9 (33:32):
Things, you know, like like sometimes guys want to talk
to females because they're females.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
You know, that's true. I get that too. I get
that too. There's more things, definitely, and you're feeling like
it might be other thing, the other thing.

Speaker 4 (33:50):
Yeah, I mean, you.

Speaker 9 (33:51):
Know it would like once or twice totally. And but
like I've I've never really hung out the dude. I've
with the dude, I've seen him in passing.

Speaker 5 (33:58):
You're not a bad looking dude.

Speaker 9 (34:00):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (34:01):
It's just it's sorting to.

Speaker 9 (34:03):
Get so commonplace that it feels like it's more than
just wanting wanting a lady's opinion on something.

Speaker 17 (34:08):
You know.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
Okay, have you done the sniff test? What? What is that?

Speaker 2 (34:13):
This is when you go into the bedroom and you
sniff the pillows and the sheets, and I mean not
for nasty stuff, but like you can tell if there
has been a masculine presence or on the flip side,
if there's been a feminine presence.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
You know.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
So yeah, because there was a time in my life,
Victoria where I had to watch my back and it
was in very unhealthy situations.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
So the sniff test I've done that before actually is
a thing. It is. Yeah, Wow, I don't smell that well,
So I'm like, I think I smell something, but I'm
not sure. Also, if you have to do it, you
probably shouldn't be in the relationship. That's another good point.
So have you done it?

Speaker 9 (34:48):
I didn't, No way, I guess I didn't even didn't
even think about it.

Speaker 4 (34:51):
You know.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
Have you asked her straight up if there's something going on?

Speaker 4 (34:55):
Yeah, you know, like like every time I I've brought.

Speaker 9 (34:58):
It up a couple of times, and every time I
bring it up, she says, you know, sort of the
same thing, that he's just going through hard time and
she's just being friendly and that there's nothing to worry
about tonight. But I just, you know, I don't know,
I just got this. She's got to stealing.

Speaker 1 (35:14):
Gut feelings are legit.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
But how she ever lied to about anything before, maybe
not even cheating, but just anything.

Speaker 9 (35:22):
I mean, I don't know, you know, like she I
kind of I guess like she lied about you know,
like I have a specific present in mind for my birthday, and.

Speaker 4 (35:33):
I was like, oh, what you give me?

Speaker 9 (35:35):
Would you get me and like, you know, and then
I guessed it and she was like, no, I didn't
get to that. I never would and lives like that.
But nothing, nothing major that I've caught her out in,
you know.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
All right, Well, you told us about grocery store she
shops at, and so we'll do the usual. We'll call
and pretend to be from that grocery store and tell
her that. Every single month, we choose one Rewards Card
member at random who gets free flowers delivered from our beautiful,
new and improved floral apartment. We do delivering now. It's
super exciting, and we'll see if she believes that. And
if she does believe it, we'll see if she sends
them to you or to somebody else. Okay, all right, great, thanks,

(36:08):
we'll play us on come back and get your to
Catch a Cheater. Right after this, it's time to Catch
a Cheater. Only on the Jubile Show. Ian is on
the phone today for to Catch a Cheater, and he
thinks that his girlfriend of a year, Elena, might be
cheating on him. So we're about to call her and
see if we can catch her. Ian. Before we do that,
why don't you refresh everybody's memory. Though, why do you

(36:29):
think your girlfriend might be cheating?

Speaker 11 (36:31):
Yeah, Like, her neighbor is has.

Speaker 12 (36:34):
Been coming over a lot lately, and they've just been
spending a lot of times, just two of them together,
and and every time I ask her about it, she
kind of blows me off, and it's like, oh, he's
just he's just a friend and he went through a
heard break up.

Speaker 4 (36:44):
It's no big deal.

Speaker 9 (36:45):
And I just I don't know, I just got this
gut feeling or something that.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
Right, All right, cool? And so we're about to call
her from the grocery store that she's a Rewards card
member at and tell her that every single month, we
choose one Awards card member totally Randon who gets free
flowers delivered from our beautiful Imagine floral department. And we'll
see if she believes that, and if she does, we'll
see if she sends them to you in or to
someone else. Are you ready?

Speaker 11 (37:07):
I'm ready?

Speaker 1 (37:08):
All right, man, here we go.

Speaker 5 (37:21):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
Hi, this is Jorban calling from Is this our Rewards
card member Alina?

Speaker 5 (37:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (37:28):
Now, sir, sweet, please don't hang up. This is not
a marketing call, Lena. I'm just calling to let you
know congratulations, you're this month's big winner.

Speaker 5 (37:37):
Thank you. What did that? Is there like a prize
or something?

Speaker 1 (37:41):
Yes, there is a prize. Every single month we choose
one Rewards Card member, one beautiful loyal customer like you,
to say thank you very much for shopping with us.
And you have just won thirty six long stem red roses,
a box of chocolates, and a card to be delivered
anywhere in the United States one hundred percent free.

Speaker 5 (37:59):
Awesome. Do I have to do? I have to like
ship it or pick it up?

Speaker 1 (38:05):
All you have to do? I just need I just
get the information from you. You get a confirmation that
it's free. You get a confirmation when it's been sent
that has been ordered, sent out and delivered. If you
know who you want to send them to right now,
I'm ready to get to take the information down. I
also set up a time to call you back, or
you can come down to the store, which most people
don't ever want to do.

Speaker 14 (38:24):
Yeah, I'll send it to somebody.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
Okay, perfect? And do you know who they are right now?
Is what you're saying.

Speaker 5 (38:32):
Yeah, I'll just can I send it to their house?

Speaker 1 (38:35):
Yes? You can. Let me get the so first, I
will need the first and last name of the person
who want to send them too. I got my form here.

Speaker 14 (38:41):
M okay, oh okay, So it's Jack, you said, Jack, Yes, yeah,
And is there anything that you want to put on
a card. Let's let's say, I'll say let's get your
mind off things and go for a movie or something
something like that.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
Let me okay, I'm just gonna read this back to you. Okay,
mm hmm. So this to Jack, And then you wanted
to say let's get your mind off things and go
to a movie even though I probably shouldn't because my
boyfriend's name is Ian and he's on the phone with
right now.

Speaker 9 (39:19):
Just the two of you were going to a movie.

Speaker 11 (39:21):
Wait what wait?

Speaker 5 (39:23):
What? What is what is going What is going on
right now?

Speaker 1 (39:25):
This is the Jebel Show. It's a radio show. We
do a segment called to Catch a Cheater. What if
you think your significant other might be cheating? We try
to see with us and flowers too. My name is Jubell. Hi,
I'm Nina Hi, and I'm Victoria. And your boyfriend and
is on the phone.

Speaker 5 (39:38):
Yeah, what what is going on right now? What is.

Speaker 4 (39:43):
I mean?

Speaker 9 (39:43):
What?

Speaker 5 (39:43):
What what are you doing?

Speaker 9 (39:44):
They kind of just ran you through it, Like, like,
why you're sending.

Speaker 4 (39:48):
A movie get Ford to Jack's.

Speaker 9 (39:50):
You guys can go to the movie together.

Speaker 5 (39:51):
What the hell are you kidding me?

Speaker 11 (39:53):
Right now?

Speaker 5 (39:53):
This is what you're doing right now? I send it.
My god, I don't even know it.

Speaker 11 (39:57):
I'll show you right now.

Speaker 4 (40:00):
You could what was wrong with that?

Speaker 5 (40:02):
If I send it?

Speaker 14 (40:02):
What is wrong?

Speaker 5 (40:03):
If if I send it, I don't understand what is
wrong with that?

Speaker 14 (40:07):
I send it to a person that needs some help
right now?

Speaker 5 (40:10):
What is wrong? He's a friend of mine, So if I.

Speaker 9 (40:13):
Send it to just some random girl, you wouldn't have
a problem with that.

Speaker 14 (40:17):
Ian, are you serious? Like we've gone through this so
many times, Like, what is the problem? I told you
he's a friend of mine. He just went through a
really hard breakup. He went he was with the girl
for five years, Like, well, what are you doing?

Speaker 9 (40:31):
I'm trying to get to the bottom of what's going
on with the two of you, Like, I don't understand
why you're getting through.

Speaker 14 (40:35):
Then there's nothing going on with the two of us.
I've said that so many times. He just needs to
be here. This is crazy, right, I mean crazy?

Speaker 2 (40:46):
I mean I think that it's possible that she wants
to do something to make her neighbor feel good. But Elena,
as you hear Ian's concerns, don't you want to make
him feel a little bit more confident in the situation?

Speaker 14 (40:59):
And No, I've literally spoken to him about this so
many times and this is not the first time. So
now this is embarrassing because I told you that he's
throw a really hard breakup.

Speaker 5 (41:12):
I agree that, Yeah, it's embarrassing for me.

Speaker 10 (41:15):
What is going on?

Speaker 14 (41:16):
He needs people to talk to. He came over. I
gave him some advice. He doesn't know if he should
come back to her or not. He's been together for
five years. I'm helping him out. Like how many and.

Speaker 11 (41:27):
How many times has he come over and got the
prize for me?

Speaker 5 (41:30):
Who cares?

Speaker 14 (41:31):
He's a friend of mine? What do you think is happening?
We're just talking?

Speaker 5 (41:36):
What do you like?

Speaker 14 (41:37):
Would you want a camera to put up? I don't
understand how many times you're going to ask me. I
reassured you like a few times, and now you're making
it public.

Speaker 5 (41:45):
On the radio. Are you serious?

Speaker 9 (41:49):
But here's at your point. Have you denied that anything's happening?
You're like, oh, he's a friend.

Speaker 5 (41:54):
No, nothing.

Speaker 14 (41:54):
I've denied it many times. Ian, I've denied it many
many times. Is it?

Speaker 7 (41:59):
You know what?

Speaker 5 (41:59):
I can't I'm just goodbye?

Speaker 7 (42:03):
Ian?

Speaker 1 (42:03):
She hung up. Yeah, doesn't sound honest to me.

Speaker 11 (42:11):
Okay, great, So it's not just me like I'm not
being crazy.

Speaker 5 (42:14):
It doesn't sound honest right right.

Speaker 2 (42:16):
It sounds disrespectful more than anything else to me, because,
regardless of whatever is actually happening, if you care about
your partner, you want to make them feel secure, Like,
I don't know, come up with boundaries or whatever it
is if this is really bothering you.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
But the defensiveness though, Yeah, so what do you What
do you think you're gonna do? Ian?

Speaker 14 (42:37):
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (42:38):
Uh, I'm gonna cool down a little bit. I'm gonna
give her some time to cool down. And I guess
I'm wanna call her because.

Speaker 2 (42:44):
Like I don't know, Ian, maybe don't maybe just take
some space and let her kind of just marinate in
the fact that she hurts you.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
But is she Anna Marina?

Speaker 3 (42:54):
And that like she seemed really defensive to the point
like she doesn't see herself in the wrong.

Speaker 1 (42:58):
So how does that help? Ian?

Speaker 2 (42:59):
So if she doesn't come back, then I mean that's
kind of your answer. I don't know, is that manipulative
or is that going to get you to the point.

Speaker 5 (43:08):
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (43:08):
I mean, I guess, like we've only been together a year,
I guess so long time.

Speaker 10 (43:13):
I guess maybe I'll just just move.

Speaker 9 (43:15):
I don't know.

Speaker 11 (43:15):
I mean, yeah, sort of.

Speaker 9 (43:17):
But it's not like it's not like it's five years
right like this guy, Right, I can just let it
go with.

Speaker 5 (43:26):
Thanks. I mean no.

Speaker 4 (43:31):
Yeah, absolutely, I mean I appreciately doing us.

Speaker 17 (43:34):
Today the Jewel Shows to catch a cheater.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
Time for what's trending withn't you know?

Speaker 17 (43:41):
Well?

Speaker 2 (43:41):
And that is about to drop the new accessory wearable
tech smart glasses. Oh no, we've heard about the smart glasses,
but the reason why this one's different is because they've
teamed up with ray Band to.

Speaker 1 (43:52):
Make them like look cool, that's dope.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
So they're going to retail for about three hundred bucks
and they're going to be they're going to be able
to be Okay, I don't really know what all this means,
but they are twelve MP cameras, which allows you to
record ten EIGHTYP videos up to a minute minute in length,
and then you can live stream footage onto your Instagram
or Facebook or whatever like that with your ray Band
smart glasses. I bet you will. And actually it's probably

(44:17):
a good idea. I think they actually look really cute.
They have this one racer guy being the face of it.
Hold on, I'm just going up to his name to
see if you know it. But he's super cute. He
looks great in this glasses, so I mean whatever. And
he's a race car driver, so he's like film and
everything he's doing. Charles clerk Lea Claire.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
Oh my bad. The Ferrari boy is rocking the ray
band smart glasses. When do they come out? Soon? They
hit stores October seventeenth, soon soon weeks.

Speaker 3 (44:52):
I want to meet the Ferrari boys. Have you all
seen pictures of all of them?

Speaker 1 (44:54):
Listen? I know they were multi Ferrari boys. So cute.
There's two drivers for every room room got still talking
about racing. I thought that was like a trap rap
duo in got some new metaphor. Well, when you get those,
you can do the music video.

Speaker 22 (45:20):
Called first Trap. Lesson One is when should I post it?
The answer is Tuesday, Wednesday or Thursday post because everyone
is posting on Instagram on the weekend. Your trap is
going to get lost amongst other traps. Thursday are the

(45:41):
loneliest and courtneyest days of the week.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
Interesting, very good point. I never thought about that. So
if you want to post a thirst trap, that those
are the best days to do it. It's the Jubiles show.
And everybody is guilty of posting thirst traps once in
a while. Right. There's apparently a new trend though, that
guys are doing in order to try to scoop up

(46:04):
women on the Internet. It's a trap, yep. And it's
posting pictures of themselves, not in the gym, not their
abs or their body, but posting pictures with books. I'm
so sad that.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
Into it, Like it wasn't always something that would pop up.
So anytime you would see you're like, oh, that's really cool,
Like I like seeing you in like your own natural habitat.

Speaker 1 (46:27):
But it's a trap, I say.

Speaker 3 (46:29):
But he, you know, he even likes to read.

Speaker 1 (46:30):
Why if it's like one of those fake books Ord's book.
Now that this came out, I know, and I know
now I question a lot of times. It's probably not
because it's the thirst trap. Right, So the robing books
on Amazon and getting them and then posting pictures like yeah,
baby girl read, I don't see what's just trying to
keep me away from a book? You want to you
want to make love tonight? No, thank you, I want

(46:51):
to read, but still try real hard. Okay, fine, I'll
put the book away, you know, yeah, just for you,
because but I would rather be reading right now. But anyway, okay,
let's do it.

Speaker 8 (47:04):
I don't see what's wrong with this. What you want
a guy who reads books. He posts a picture of
him reading books. There you go, I've weeded them out.

Speaker 2 (47:10):
But if he actually reads books, then it's all. It's
all great, Yeah, because.

Speaker 8 (47:14):
All those angles are real, right, ladies, all those angles
and filters are real.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
They are, I'm kidding.

Speaker 2 (47:20):
So that's how you're justifying fake books. Yeah no, that's
like a plot twist.

Speaker 8 (47:25):
Somebody like stands in front of some hot girl stands
in front of a Ferrari and barely any clothes.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
That's not her Ferrari either, you know, because it's not.

Speaker 8 (47:35):
He says, like rented from Midnight Read or whatever.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
Don't think anybody cares about the Ferrari. Her prop doesn't matter.
The books are a prop that are supposed to tell
us something about you.

Speaker 1 (47:46):
Right, I think that. I think it's more I'm gonna
go ahead and agree with you on this because I
feel like it's more false because you're sitting there like,
look how well educated I am and well read I am,
when maybe you haven't read the book at all or
read any books.

Speaker 4 (48:00):
What does the Ferrari say?

Speaker 1 (48:02):
Everybody knows their like, it's just back I'm talking about here, jubile.
Everybody does know. Maybe he doesn't want you to know.
Here's the thing. If you see a guy on the
internet post a picture and he's reading a Ferrari owner's manual,
he definitely doesn't own a Ferrari. You're gonna do that,

(48:28):
hey shay? Yeah, Well, what do you think about the
new trend of guys posting pictures with books as the
new thirst trap?

Speaker 10 (48:40):
Oh?

Speaker 23 (48:40):
If I see a guy who has a bunch of
books in his room, I'm running the obstruction.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
Why you don't like reading?

Speaker 7 (48:53):
Oh?

Speaker 21 (48:54):
I love reading?

Speaker 11 (48:55):
I love reading.

Speaker 23 (48:56):
But listen, like I wanted to date with a guy
who had a bunch of books in his room and
he went to go to the bathroom or something, so
I was like looking on, you know, looking up the books,
and I pulled a book out and it was like
a fake.

Speaker 21 (49:10):
Book, Like it wasn't even like a real book, Like
it was like a.

Speaker 23 (49:13):
Like a staged book like it with like syrofolm in it.

Speaker 2 (49:19):
Maybe like he just had one of those stage departments,
you know how some people just have the Yeah, like people.

Speaker 1 (49:25):
Do that sometimes. Yeah, false at it is false advertising,
I think, right, like if you just have a bunch
of books lining in your house, you're like, wow, man,
they must be really smart, but they haven't read any
of them.

Speaker 2 (49:38):
But what if, like does the content of the books
make a difference to you if they are all self
help books. I used to hang out with somebody who
would be buying these self help books and at first
I was like, I'm super into this, like make yourself better.
And then every time there'd be a follow up question,
the book never got read. So like there was a
stack of self help books and then nobody was helping themselves.

Speaker 1 (49:58):
That's funny. And then at one point you got to ask,
when which book's going to click?

Speaker 4 (50:03):
Buddy?

Speaker 1 (50:04):
Yeah, why don't you read it?

Speaker 7 (50:07):
That?

Speaker 1 (50:07):
I feel like a good judge of if somebody is
actually reading the books is how many books they have? Right?
If their house is lined with books. Most likely they
haven't read them all. But if they have I don't know,
ten books, they've probably read those ten books, right, books solid.
That seems like they're not trying to impress. It seems
like they've actually read those ten books.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
Oh, it's so funny. There's such a fine line like
why I say I'm into like the idea of I mean,
I like smart people, but there's a line of pretentious
and then like smart, you know, saying so like if
you've got all these books out there, and you want
to talk to me about all these.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
Books, like who, who? What?

Speaker 2 (50:44):
What are we proving here? Is this like the like
big truck with the little guy kind of a thing?

Speaker 1 (50:48):
I think it? Yeah, it definitely is. My I was
raised by a narcissist. Dude's not a smart man, right,
He said he read every book on the planet. Our
house was lined with books growing up. You know who
read them? This lonely kid a lot because I had
nothing else to do. I read the encyclopedia and all
this stuff was fun, right, But he never read those books,
but he would. Anybody came to the house, he would

(51:08):
walk around the house and then show them the titles
and be like yeah, this is about whatever you know,
and like so yeah, he was just trying to impress people.
So interesting, But.

Speaker 3 (51:16):
These pictures like that are thirst traps. What are they
doing with the books?

Speaker 6 (51:20):
Like?

Speaker 19 (51:21):
Is it like, okay, you have not said much during
this and I know why you just mine was over there, she's.

Speaker 8 (51:34):
Victoria's got a thing for guys and books, romance novel over.

Speaker 1 (51:38):
There, tell me more.

Speaker 3 (51:42):
We have the one the Ferrari pictures, like Brad's talking about.
It's usually a girl really pretty dressed looking great in
front of a Ferrari.

Speaker 19 (51:50):
So these guys are they dressed up in like sweaters, ties, khakis.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
Gra.

Speaker 2 (51:57):
Yeah, white t shirt and grace pants with a backwards
hat and the book dang, what if you.

Speaker 1 (52:03):
Just got out in screams. I didn't read any of
these books. That's the person with the Help Health exactly.
That is literally a picture of I don't read.

Speaker 16 (52:21):
Jubles dirty little secret.

Speaker 1 (52:31):
Hello, Hello, Hey, I know you're at work right now
and you have to get to it. So what's your
dirty little secret?

Speaker 21 (52:37):
Well, two years ago with my eggs, very narcissistic and controlling,
didn't have a clue, so I had kind of created
a fake Facebook account to try and talk some something
to him, some friendly advice to let him know like, yeah, dude,
don't do that kind of.

Speaker 11 (52:57):
He still doesn't know to stay that.

Speaker 21 (52:58):
It was me and I had even the catfish this
woman who was sending him photos and he kept saving
them to his phone but deleted it from the messages.
I also catfished her to see what kind of person
she was, and wow, the photo is Actually within two
days she started sending actually.

Speaker 1 (53:16):
Wow, wow, dang, that's crazy. I'm glad you got out
of that relationship.

Speaker 21 (53:22):
Yeah, yeah, that was That was in twenty twenty COVID.
Terrible time to be dating.

Speaker 1 (53:27):
Yeah, very true. I'm going to start cat fishing more people.
This sounds interesting.

Speaker 2 (53:32):
Too much time you figured out to know.

Speaker 1 (53:36):
Thanks for telling us your dirty little secret. Thank you, Yeah,
thank you. Appreciate you calling him from work too.

Speaker 21 (53:43):
Yeah, no problem, I gotta go.

Speaker 1 (53:44):
Now, what's your dirty little secret? The text cubol to
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