Nina's What's Trending - Aliens, Salsa Heists & Forks in Pudding?! - The Jubal Show ON DEMAND

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time for Nina's what's trending.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
We need to talk about why everybody is eating pudding
with forks, and we're going to do that in just
a second. But first, Jubile, did you see that the
three Eye at Liss is trending? Of course, the three
Eye at Liss, that mothership baby, Yeah, because it just
passed Mars, so the government shut down. It's been a
little bit quiet and people haven't been talking about it

(00:23):
as much, but apparently it's been spotted making its way
past Mars, and now everybody's talking about the trajectory of
it and where it's going, and that it looks like
an alien ship.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
So where's it going. It's coming right here. It's going
to pick us up. Whoever's getting on board. I know,
I am.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Wait, we know you are too.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
We got to send you home. It is because the
trajectory or trajectory of it is so specific that it
would have to be like a fluke. That's something that
is just like a rock or a comet from another
galaxy would fly in that direction. So it's so precise
the way that it's flying because there's like basically like
a jet stream kind of thing out in space that
if you hit it, you can travel faster. But it's

(01:03):
traveling exactly on that at like a degree that's like
nine degrees. Whatever that means, I don't know, but exactly
how it would travel if it was on purpose. Sometimes
scientists are like, it's just a crazy thing that it's
flying this way. Other scientists are like, you would have
to do that on purpose, So it's like a manned
craft or it's a craft that is actually doing that,

(01:25):
that knows how to fly that way. I'm not gonna lie.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
That kind of reminds me of like in Finding Nemo
when they jump into that like fast stream and it
takes them down somewhere. That's what it reminds me of.
But that's like what they feel like the mothership is doing. Yeah, wait,
so there's a mothership where.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
It's the baby ships and they're coming to Are they connected.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
To the mothership or they like, oh, maybe they like
open up and then all.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
The little babies come out dependence. Yes, yeah, so maybe
it's like that. It'll just kind of hover over us
for a little while and then all the like baby
ships will come off it and then it'll start really
tearing things.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
But each little baby ship will grab one person to
go for the ride. You know that'd be cool. Wait,
are think it gonna be mean? Are they gonna be nice? Though?
You don't know? Technically it's classic as a comment. But
as Jubal was saying, because of how it's moving, there
are Harvard professors that believe that it's the alien Sean.
You can talk to them. He can't play nice while
he's googling. Definitely baby ships. I'm gonna tell you about

(02:16):
a new trend in crime, and that is that people
are stealing tractor trailers. Trucks and trailers all of the above,
and because they carry usually a lot of expensive goods
like beef or other food. But the one that has
most recently been stolen is a truck full of salsa.
The salsa was thirty It's thirty five thousand dollars worth

(02:38):
of salsa just went missing. The truck got found, the
trailer is all good, but the salsa is gone. So
this new crime of stealing food out of trucks is
really making its way.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
What do you do with it?

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Though I have a party, I guess I don't know
what the resale on salsa is because you gotta eat it.
Where it's fresh unless the street and yeah it no,
I don't know, I feels coming to maybe they'll try
selling you pudding with a fork. So this is thanks
to TikTok. But eating putting with forks in a park

(03:11):
with a bunch of people is a trend and it
started in Germany and it's actually got a name. They're
calling it putting mitt Gabble, which is obviously German, but
I think it's basically just saying eating pudding with a fork.
So people gather in these parks and they tell people
where they're going to be and they all just show
up with their forks and pudding, I mean putting. Really,
what like, how bored are we though? All the things

(03:36):
to do like go play soccer? Like I don't know,
run eat putting with a fork?

Speaker 1 (03:42):
What you mean it's thick enough where you can't eat
it with the fork, but.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Why well, if you don't got any spoons, okay.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
There's or with a fork, it's nice. I usually someone
to eat it with a NiFe here.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Because you don't have forks. Lead a meet up. I'm
sure people will follow. Oh geez, that's what's frightening

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