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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Nina's what's trending?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Tech company Astronomers really taking its moment in running with it.
They just released a brand new ad over the weekend,
and who they chose is their spokesperson is actually kind
of an interesting choice and genius.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
It's Gwyneth Paltrow. Hi, I'm Gwyneth Paltrow.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
I've been hired on a very temporary basis to speak
on behalf of the three hundred plus employees at Astronomer.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Astronomer has gotten a lot of questions over the last
few days and they wanted me to answer the most
common ones.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
On the screen, it pops up like what the Astronomer
is the best GOALSTNA patch.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Is so unifying the experience of running data CoML and
AI pipelines at scale. We've been thrilled so many people
have a newfound interest in data work for automation.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
So then she goes on basically about the company, but
on the screen pops up all the questions that we've had,
like what happens to hr person and then she answers
them that way. The interesting thing now is to find
out that this is all because of Ryan Reynolds. His
company Maximum Effort, actually helped produce the promotional spot and
give them the idea to bring in Gwyneth Paltrow.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
Oh really, Yeah, that's actually pretty funny being the ex
of Chris Martin bringing her on exactly.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
The CEO that stepped down, you know, uh huh, he
should have got a raise that company. Now people know
about it.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
So true. True.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
I bet you at some point, even if it's hush hush,
there'd be some type of legal thing where it's like, listen,
I know that I had to step down, but you're
also making money off of you, and if he's not
doing that, he should. But I didn't know that Ryan
Reynolds had a marketing company.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Did you know.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Yeah, he's got a bunch of companies he's got He's
got a lot of businesses.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
I knew that, but I didn't know that he like
specifically a marketing one.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
But if you think about it, he's someone who buys
a company almost like turns it around and doesn't mean
very profitable like that mobile one what was it mint
mobile or something like that, and the Gin company Aviation
Gin and.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Like he's say, what you really did? But he's a businessman.
Yeah for sure.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Okay, I want you to think about the one night
that you went out and you might have partied a
little too hard. You remember it, you don't remember it.
But she woke up with a souvenir. Ooh, picture what
that souvenir is. Uh, and see if it's any better
or worse than what this UK woman ended up bringing
home a sign, a cow, a seagull.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Oh, she got drunk and brought home a seagull.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
She got home and realized that at some point in
the night she had seen a seagull after being at
a pub, grabbed it, brought it home, and remembers putting
it on a blanket in her what she calls her
sitting room.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
The next day, she woke up and the seagull is
flying all around her house. So she takes the bird
to a vet and then it tests positive for bird flu.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Oh, so now the seagull is free flying back where
it should be because seagulls are not pets. But then
she had to go ahead and end up disinfecting her
and high or home.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
You gotta be careful who you take home when you
get drunk. You could end up with the bird flu.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
I'm just even thinking about this.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
I remember one night I went out in Chicago and
it was snowing, and I went out without a coat,
and I came home with a coat, and I didn't
know whose it was or where it came from. And
then I felt really bad, so I took it back
to the club to see if they had lost and found.
But for a moment, I stole somebody's coat. Uh. And lastly,
there's a TikToker who's facing real jail time over viral pranks.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
So there's this guy who's been going so hard at
becoming a viral sensation that his pranks have him facing
jail time. So some of these pranks included burglary, criminal impersonation, criminal.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Trespassuit I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
He showed up at an auto repair show pretending to
be a corporate manager and disrupted the staff while they
were trying to do business. He pulled the same stunt
at a fast food restaurant where he was impersonating employees
and disrupting the business to.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Do that where they say all you need is confidence
and you can get through anywhere. And people who go
straight to the back and start making their own meal
and no one stops them until they're like, wait, you don't.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Want to hear how are you if you're so confident?
It's like one of those whatever undercover bosses doing something.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
You can talk your way to almost anything if you
deal with enough confidence and.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Until you get arrested here.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Yeah, it made me think of your prank Stupill. Thankfully
you have not been arrested.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Yeah, the house robing one yet.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
But it's like, if you're gonna do that, like ificially
rob a house, why post it online?
Speaker 3 (04:33):
That's just guys.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Come on, house, this is your prank, gonna go viral it,
don't post it.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
No, you'll see your mugshot online. Give them a PSA
victoria what you got? Guys? Come on, they already get
mad at us.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
We're saying like we're not a good like smart generation
because social media.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Let's not prove them right.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Robbing a house is not a brank.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
I didn't say it was gen Z but good assumption.
Speaker 5 (04:56):
No, but I was gonna say it most likely is
or the one below us that is what's trending.