Scientifically Proven Poem To Put You In A Good Mood

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Speaker 1 (00:40):
Right now.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
They've got your attention. It's the Jewbil Show and you
have to hear what's coming up next because it's scientifically
engineered to put you in a better mood.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
They swear that.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
No matter what type of mood you're in, even if
you're feeling a little bit extra stabby this morning because
you haven't had your coffee, they say this poem will
put you in a good mood, whether you want to
be or not. Okay, we have the audio. Will play
it for you next, and then you can see if
it puts you in a good mood or if you're
in a worse mood. Because it didn't put you into
the coming up right after this, it's the Jubile Show.

Speaker 4 (01:07):
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Speaker 3 (01:12):
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that first week in the second week, just knowing that
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Speaker 4 (01:32):
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loans or credit card debt, Like I have no debt now,
so like that's really free.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
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on a community Facebook page for being a teacher at
the school that was on OnlyFans. Except she's laughing all
the way to the bank. Now a million dollars in
less than six months.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
I am tempted every day, every day. I'm tempted every day.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
But I know if I did it, I would not
make melion dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
And then it would just make me bad about myself.

Speaker 5 (02:01):
Six.

Speaker 6 (02:02):
The whole world is there. You never know somebody in Australia.
You might be their thing. It's the Jewel Show.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
And there's a poem that apparently is going to put
you in a better mood, whether you want to be
in a good mood or not.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
We're about to play it. It's not just any poem.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
The shoe Company A six commissioned a poet and a
music producer to create a poem that would put you
in a better mood just by listening to it. I'm
about to play it right now. The poem is called
nothing Feels Better. All right, we'll see if this puts
you in a good mood or not.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Here it goes.

Speaker 7 (02:35):
It can feel gloomy in here, that overwhelmed, the sleepy suck.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
I like the accent, Yeah, the accent is good. That's
helping a little bit. It's probably not helping that I'm starting.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
And solving it, but.

Speaker 7 (02:49):
Fighting off the thought of just for a day, giving up, screaming,
give me a break. Why can't waking up be enough?
Breaking up with faking thoughts of everything is fine, thanks,
because it's not. Being human is tough. I need time

(03:09):
to show myself some love. I want to shake my
body until it releases tiny voices that sing songs my
head can shake off.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
I want to bay in the commotion.

Speaker 7 (03:22):
I would have become the very notion of a transformation.
I am every outstretched and.

Speaker 8 (03:29):
The fact of feeling.

Speaker 7 (03:32):
I am the crowd of my mind's elation, showing myself
with every minute that what I never thought possible even
this morning, will keep from shifting. With the base stump
of my heart, with the pace of my feet, all
of this meat in my mind. Nothing feels better than

(03:53):
this brilliance, than this healthy empower committed.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Okay, how's everybody feeling?

Speaker 6 (04:11):
I mean I was kind of into it. The peloton
instructors kind of get like that too. It's really good
when you're trying to do your workout.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Yeah, but I want more like a hype music. I
know he's waiting for the future. Drop feeling it in
your stomach like you weren't feeling that. I was listening.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
But if I'm being fully honest, Victoria, the.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
Company ACE just released this poem. It's scientifically engineered to
put you in a better mood. It's a minute and
thirty seconds a lot, I mean visuals, today's attention span worlds. Yeah,
you go to make that happened, Cassandra, I liked it.
Did that put you in a better mood?

Speaker 8 (04:50):
No? I guess if there's like a visual to it,
maybe it would have done something.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
I can tell the visual.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
The visual is somebody getting ready to go for a
run and then going for a run.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
Okay, so you did not much, Victoria. Couldn't fan attend
to the whole thing.

Speaker 9 (05:18):
Yeah, I kind of did too, Yeah, producer, Honestly, listen,
I think with the attention span issue, the first five
seconds are sad, I don't like running, and a six
I haven't heard of those guys in like twenty years.
So for me, the whole thing just felt like a
weird commercial, and all the sounds were.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Kind of stressful. Was stressed, Oh my god, so much sounds.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
I was looking at everybody's face in the studio and
the producer, Brad was back in his chair and his
eyes were huge.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
What's going on? It just couldn't fit of I don't think.

Speaker 6 (05:50):
You related to the beginning, Like, yeah, life is hard
some mornings I don't want to get up. It's okay
to not and then boom and then you're like, but
it's up to you to transform that part.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
That's the message.

Speaker 10 (06:01):
I think.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
The second part is where I kind of cut out.
I like the worst part.

Speaker 7 (06:04):
In here, Like, no, that overwhelmed the sleepy sludge.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
Yeah, I feel that every day.

Speaker 7 (06:11):
Thought of just for a day giving up, they should
have just ended it right now, Like some days it's
okay to just give up.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
Why not this morning? Yeah? I was like, you know
what I was thinking or something. The kid of life
is trying just hard enough. You woke up, congrats and
I'll go back to bed. That was good. How do
you stay inspired? So give me excuses to walk away.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
I'm gonna text it in formula six one and said
that didn't put me in a better mood.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
It made my trust issues worse.

Speaker 6 (06:42):
That means, okay, wasn't the same thing I was I
was trying.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
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Speaker 11 (07:16):
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(07:44):
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(08:29):
by Bill. Who would order a Barbie sized couch? Oh?

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Bill?

Speaker 1 (08:34):
Bill is one of our expert designers here.

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Speaker 1 (09:48):
Couch that I ordered.

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(12:11):
The fresher the better. Did you say purifier Do you
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Vege they need to go through some sort of purification
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(12:47):
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You know that one scene where they walk in this
hallway and the wallpaper.

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Is lickable and hateable. Yeah, I think we learned it
from the movies. And it keeps going.

Speaker 6 (13:23):
And lastly, Haley Bieber thinks Billboard is a joke because
I don't know if you heard about this. They released
their list of the greatest pop stars of all time,
and the top two, of course being Beyonce and Taylor Swift.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
But Rihanna comes in at number three.

Speaker 6 (13:37):
Justin Bieber doesn't come in until number eight, and she's like,
that's a joke, because he should be.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
One of the best of all time. This should be three.
I've got a new appreciation for the Bebes. Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
I started listening to him. I don't know why. I
just want to check it out. And I'm like, he's good.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
He's really good. He's really good. He's good.

Speaker 2 (13:53):
But the other people on that list are also really good. Well,
I feel like his ranking is I don't want to say,
maybe react.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
No one's have been like water or two above. But
I'm with Victoria, your eighth best pop star of all time?
Why are you upset by that? He is really good?
There are seven other people that might be better. Do
you think that only time? Do you think Kanye West
or Lady Gaga is better?

Speaker 9 (14:15):
I mean they have a larger probably a larger catalog.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
Britney Spears, that's what I was thinking. Larger catalog.

Speaker 6 (14:21):
Yeah, yeah, Okay, well then that's where we're at. I mean,
but you know, Hayley, she's gotta throw fit. That's her man,
though she.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
Doesn't, she can just shut her mouth. I love it.
Stand by your man. That's what's trending. It's time to
Catch a Cheater. Only on the Jubile Show.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
Kaylee is on the phone today for to Catch a Cheater,
and today is a little different. Kaylee thinks that her
stepdad might actually be cheating on her mom. So we'll
see if we can catch him in a second. If
he is, so, Kaylee, what's going on? Why do you
think your stepdad's cheating?

Speaker 14 (14:51):
Oh?

Speaker 15 (14:51):
My goodness, you guys. I'm hoping I'm wrong. I'm hoping
it's all my imagination. My dad, he's not my dad.
He's my stepdad, but he's only do I ever know?
And so he's my dad. He's been with my mom
for like fifteen years now. They've always been happily married.
I mean, you know, it seems like a good situation.
I've never even thought about it twice, to be honest
with you. But a couple of weeks ago, it was
my birthday and we were all over there, you know,

(15:12):
celebrating my birthday, and you know, I've brought one of
my closest friends, Alicia, with me. I don't know, at
one point during like the celebration, you know, there weren't
a lot of people, like maybe fifteen twenty people there.
I kind of see you over in the corner, Alicia
and my dad, Like it just seemed a little flirty.
I get a little too intimate. And I love Alicia.

(15:32):
She's one of my dearest friends. And she's a beautiful,
beautiful girl, and she's very sweet, but she's also a
little flirty and promiscuous.

Speaker 8 (15:43):
So I was like, uh, red flag. Let me just
keep that in the back of my mind. Whatever, nothing,
you know, I thing.

Speaker 15 (15:50):
I mean, everybody was there, wasn't it wasn't anything crazy,
but it just caught my attention.

Speaker 8 (15:54):
So then a couple of.

Speaker 15 (15:55):
Days later, her and I were hanging out, all of
a sudden, her phone's kind of like blowing up with Jim.

Speaker 8 (15:59):
Jim, Jim.

Speaker 15 (16:00):
She's like, you know, giggling and answering real quick, and
I'm like, the hell is Jim. It's like going out
just some guy I'm seeing whatever. Keep in mind, my
stepfather's name is Jim.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
Yeah, oh yeah.

Speaker 15 (16:10):
Yeah, But I can't. Like I said, he's always been
so great to my but to my mom, I just
can't even imagine that he would.

Speaker 8 (16:17):
So I just need to be sure. I need you
guys to tell me.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
But so she's been one of your best friends for
a while though, right, she.

Speaker 15 (16:25):
Is, and I adore her and I and I honestly
have a lot of faith and trust.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
But so that means she's also known Jim for a
while then too, right she has?

Speaker 8 (16:33):
Actually, yeah she has, she's I mean since we were young.

Speaker 6 (16:36):
So Sarah was never a thing that you felt between
her and Jim like ever until now.

Speaker 15 (16:42):
No, Like I'm telling you, Jim has always been dedicated
to my mom. And I've never even thought about there's
never been. It was just that one little second, you know,
sometimes your spidy senses.

Speaker 6 (16:52):
Okay, yeah, oh man, what an awkward sense.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
Well that also means Jim like watched the other girl
like grow, that's really dad.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
Have you noticed anything with him? I mean, he.

Speaker 8 (17:07):
Seems a little awkward around me.

Speaker 15 (17:09):
You know, I've seen him a couple of times since
it happened, And again, I didn't bring it up because
I was hoping to get some proof, and I feel
like the only way I'll get proof is through you guys.
You know, you know, like something anonymous like this where
I'm not actually directly asking him, because if he lies to.

Speaker 8 (17:21):
Me, how am I going to know?

Speaker 1 (17:22):
Yeah, so.

Speaker 8 (17:24):
He seems normal.

Speaker 15 (17:25):
I haven't, but he just seems a little around me,
like I can notice that he doesn't want to really
talk too much directly to me, or he kind of
like I'm busy, I gotta go do something, or someone's
calling or any excuse to kind of which is unusual.
He's usually very sweet with me, and you know, he's,
like I said, he's just been an amazing, perfect dad
and that something's that if I don't know what's to.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
But he's still good with your mom though, right as.

Speaker 8 (17:47):
Far as I see it. Yeah, my mom hasn't said
a word to me. We talk every day, We're very close.

Speaker 15 (17:51):
I obviously didn't say anything to her about it, but no,
she hasn't said a word to me. I mean, he's
been normal. Nobody said anything, at least as far as
she's then I you know, I can't ask her.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
Yeah, this is so uncomfortable, Like this is hard. You
have to know, because what do I do?

Speaker 8 (18:06):
Like if they are if they did, oh yeah, yeah,
what do you do?

Speaker 1 (18:10):
I don't know?

Speaker 7 (18:10):
Maybe?

Speaker 3 (18:13):
All right, Well, you told us what grocery store he's
a rewards card member at. So we'll play a song
come Back, and then call him and pretend to be
from the grocery store and say that Every month, we
choose one rewards card member at random who gets free
flowers delivered from our floral department. We'll see if he
sends those to your mom or to your friend. What's
your friends name again?

Speaker 8 (18:30):
Her name is Alicia.

Speaker 3 (18:32):
Okay, all right, we'll playus on Comeback, Get your to
Catch Acheter next. Right in the middle of to Catch
a Cheater, if you're just joining us, Kaylee is on
the phone and Kaylee actually thinks that her stepdad might
be cheating on her mom. So in a second, we're
gonna call him and pretend to be from the grocery
store that he's a Rewards card member at and say

(18:52):
that every single month, we choose one Lucky Rewards card
member who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department,
and we'll see if he sends those to Kaylee mom
or to someone else. And before we do that, Kaylie,
why don't you refresh everybody's memory on your situation.

Speaker 15 (19:06):
So my stepfather, who is for all in terms of purposes,
my father because he's been my only father in my
whole life and he's a wonderful father, was a little
too slurty with my little bit slutty friends.

Speaker 16 (19:22):
Oh my god, I love her.

Speaker 3 (19:23):
Though, I yeah, anyways, yeah, okay, so you saw them,
they looked flirty, and you think something might be going
on because I've also a text message right Also, Yeah, I.

Speaker 15 (19:31):
Was with her a couple a couple of times, and
I've seen some text message from a text messages from
a Jim. Jim is my stepfather's name, and she kind
of seems real happy to get them and answers real quickly.
So you know, I asked, He's like, oh, just some
guys I'm seeing. She kind of blows it off, so
I don't know. I'm just curious and I don't you know.
I'm concerned.

Speaker 8 (19:47):
I don't want to ask her. I don't want to
ask him because I wasn't to lie to me. And
I feel like you guys, you know, will help me
get to the truth.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
Okay, And what's your mom's name?

Speaker 8 (19:56):
My mom, says Jennifer.

Speaker 3 (19:57):
Okay, so we're hoping that when we call him, he's
and these flowers to Jennifer.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
Yeah, okay, here we go. You ready?

Speaker 10 (20:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (20:17):
Hello, Hi, this is corrible calling from I was looking
for a Rewards card member named Jim.

Speaker 16 (20:24):
Okay, Yeah, that's me, Jim.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
How are you? Please? Don't hang up. This is not
a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling to tell you congratulations,
you're this month's lucky winner.

Speaker 16 (20:31):
Oh okay, what do I win?

Speaker 3 (20:35):
Every single month, we choose one lucky Rewards card member
who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
It's our way of saying thank you for shopping.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
You've won thirty six long stin red roses, a box
of candle or chocolate, and cards to be delivered to
anybody that you want.

Speaker 5 (20:50):
Okay, cool.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
Here's how it works.

Speaker 3 (20:53):
I can get the information in just a matter of
minutes over the phone.

Speaker 1 (20:59):
Okay, I got great. Do you know who you want
to send them to now? Or do you need me
to call you back?

Speaker 16 (21:06):
Send them to Alicia?

Speaker 17 (21:11):
Thank you for making me feel so young, and.

Speaker 16 (21:16):
Take care of yourself.

Speaker 3 (21:18):
Okay, great, Well, thank you very much. And guess now
it's time for me to tell you that this is
not the grocery store. My name is actually jewbl from
a radio show. It's called the Jewbel Show.

Speaker 18 (21:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
Hi, I'm Nina Hu and I'm Victoria.

Speaker 8 (21:31):
And i'm your daughter.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
Dad. How can you do it?

Speaker 10 (21:33):
Dad?

Speaker 7 (21:34):
Really?

Speaker 19 (21:35):
Like?

Speaker 1 (21:35):
What?

Speaker 8 (21:35):
Mom?

Speaker 1 (21:37):
Hello?

Speaker 16 (21:39):
Hello Dad?

Speaker 3 (21:42):
We do a segment called to Catch Cheeter, and your
daughter Kaylee is on the phone. She thought you might
be messing around with her friend, Alicia.

Speaker 8 (21:49):
Apparently, he is.

Speaker 16 (21:53):
I can't really do this.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
She did this?

Speaker 8 (21:58):
What did you do?

Speaker 16 (21:58):
Dad?

Speaker 8 (21:59):
I mean, Alicia, you're not you were a kid for
her sake.

Speaker 16 (22:04):
I mean, I don't know what you're saying. I mean, yeah,
we I mean nothing has happened between us, but yeah,
I was.

Speaker 5 (22:13):
I was talking to her.

Speaker 16 (22:14):
I mean I shouldn't have.

Speaker 17 (22:16):
I know your mom would probably kill me, but I
don't know if she started talking to me, and I
guess she made me feel a certain way that you know,
she made me feel like attractive again and launched and
it's just I don't know, it kind of triggered me
and I just started talking to her.

Speaker 16 (22:38):
I think it was inappropriate, but I mean, nothing happened.
I just was talking to her. She was telling me
about this.

Speaker 5 (22:43):
Guy that she was with, and.

Speaker 16 (22:47):
Yeah, I kind of gave her an ear to to
fill her story too, and a shoulder to cry on. Yeah,
I mean, I don't I don't think I did any
wrong touched her. Nothing happened, and there was no it
was just talking. We just it was texting. We never

(23:08):
hung out or anything like that. I just texted with
her and texting.

Speaker 8 (23:12):
With another woman. Who do you think mom would agree
with that?

Speaker 16 (23:15):
I mean, you're acting like I was sending her.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
Were you?

Speaker 16 (23:22):
Of course?

Speaker 1 (23:23):
Not all right?

Speaker 8 (23:24):
You know what Dadsin's you seem to be like.

Speaker 15 (23:26):
You know, I don't know if she's swimming around here,
you're not kind of getting to the point. Let me
text Chillie directly right now and tell her that you
finally told me the truth and see what she has
to say to that.

Speaker 17 (23:37):
WHOA, Yeah, it's not necessary and already since if you're
doing nothing wrong, Jim, Why would you care if she
texted her friend. I'm sure she's going to blow it
out of proportion and be dramatic about it and everything.

Speaker 8 (23:53):
Tell me, oh, I didn't know how to tell you?
Is her reply to my text. I didn't know how
to tell you to.

Speaker 16 (24:00):
You're boring out of proportion, You're being dramatic. Wait, dearest friend,
how am I being dramatic?

Speaker 8 (24:08):
How about that much? How should I take that step?
She can be my sister's stepmom.

Speaker 16 (24:15):
Know's not That's not what it was.

Speaker 8 (24:19):
I mean, okay, who's mom?

Speaker 1 (24:21):
You're me?

Speaker 8 (24:21):
Because what I was just telling my mother? She she says,
it only happened twice? What only happened twice?

Speaker 16 (24:28):
Oh my god? Why are you talking to her about this?

Speaker 8 (24:32):
That's the problem here?

Speaker 6 (24:33):
Really, Well, why don't you just tell her that she
doesn't have to talk to Alicia?

Speaker 16 (24:37):
Well, it's none of her business.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
Well you're cheating on your wife with your daughter's friend.

Speaker 16 (24:42):
Yeah, I'm not seeing on my daughter. My daughter needs
to stay out of it.

Speaker 15 (24:46):
Let me tell mom, And I think if she thinks
should say out of it, she might let me see
A mom has to stay about this.

Speaker 16 (24:52):
I have to go that's ridiculous.

Speaker 15 (24:55):
Wait, wait to see your mom has to say about Wait,
you should bubble, she'd answering back in a second.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
He hung up.

Speaker 8 (25:00):
Kaylee, Oh my mom's answering that she doesn't answer.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
I mean she's answering, but I can't see what she
said yet. You're really telling her right now? What?

Speaker 5 (25:09):
How like that?

Speaker 20 (25:10):
Horrible?

Speaker 1 (25:11):
How you go talk to your mom?

Speaker 5 (25:12):
Now?

Speaker 8 (25:12):
I'm going to go to her house. Oh my, I
can't believe. I thought. I'sn't even gonna be like, oh no,
we're just shy. I don't even know what I expected.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
But well, you did your mom a favor.

Speaker 8 (25:23):
Well that's they were together fifteen years.

Speaker 15 (25:26):
This is.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
I'm so sorry.

Speaker 8 (25:30):
Actually I'm not surprised with her.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
Good luck, Kaylee, let us know if.

Speaker 8 (25:35):
Okay, thanks guys, I'm going to my mom right now.

Speaker 7 (25:37):
Okay, the Jubile shows to catch a cheater?

Speaker 1 (25:42):
Good morning? Can I take your order? I think it's tall?

Speaker 16 (25:45):
Had a large black coffee?

Speaker 5 (25:48):
Large black?

Speaker 21 (25:49):
Do you mean a venty?

Speaker 15 (25:50):
No?

Speaker 8 (25:51):
I mean she means a vent yeah, the biggest funny.

Speaker 4 (25:53):
Venty is large, twenty large is large, in fact is large,
and grande is Spanish for large.

Speaker 9 (26:02):
Vanti's the only one that doesn't mean large, and it's
also the only one that's Italian.

Speaker 16 (26:06):
Congratulations for stupid and three.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
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Speaker 1 (26:45):
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Speaker 3 (26:46):
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And let's see what Victoria's got.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
You got some trash talk today, Victoria, I had one
that I thought of yesterday. I got it.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
It's like, okay, this bird is gonna hurt so bad
that not even a doctors don't know what degree it is.

Speaker 22 (27:04):
Okay, seriously, Yeah, there's a little fade out at the end,
not in your face, like this was like good, all right,
Well it seems like Victoria's on, So we'll play you
verus Victoria next.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
I'm stupid, you're smart. I was wrong, you were right.

Speaker 16 (27:26):
You're the best. I'm the worst.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
You're very good looking.

Speaker 16 (27:31):
I'm not attractive. All right, as long as you're willing to.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
Admit that, it's time for America's a favorite trivia game.
You versus Victoria, your chance to take on our own
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dollars gift card to Macy's Today. And let's meet today's
contestant for you versus Victoria. Lex. What's up? Lex? Good?
How are you?

Speaker 5 (27:52):
I'm all right?

Speaker 1 (27:53):
Oh it's a strong name. I feel like you need
to be better than all right?

Speaker 16 (27:56):
Left, I mean, I guess I'm doing good. We'll go
with kid.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
Oh cool, what's your daughter's name, Reagan. That's a cool name.
It really is.

Speaker 3 (28:08):
Yesterday, I was at the dog park, with my dog,
mister Peeves, and he was playing with another dog named Kevin.
This guy was talking to Kevin's owner and I was like,
what's your dog's name? Like Kevin. I was like, oh,
that's a cool name. And they said what's your dog's name?
But I heard what's your name? And I said Jubil
and they were like, oh, that's a cute name. And
then it was that moment where I was like, that's weird.

(28:30):
They said my name.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
Is cute and I was like, oh, they asked my
dog's name. I didn't correct him because.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
It was too late at that point it which was
awkward if I would have corrected himself.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
Your name was mister ps Like, I guess now it
is mister Peeves. That's my name. I was like, cute name.
That's the weirdest one.

Speaker 6 (28:53):
We need dog park from you because that is funny.

Speaker 3 (28:57):
All right, Victoria is going to leave the room, and
while she's leaving, Lex here's how the game is played.
You have thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't and if you don't know when, just
say pass and Victoria has to be you outright to win.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
And she's laughing at me right now, because I messed
up what I was supposed to say. All right, here
we go.

Speaker 3 (29:14):
The door has closed, she's outside, and Lex, your time
starts now.

Speaker 6 (29:18):
According to Guinness World Records, what's the best selling book
of all time?

Speaker 16 (29:22):
The Bible?

Speaker 6 (29:23):
What is the name of the pet dinosaur on the
TV cartoon The Flintstones? What identity document is required to
travel to different countries around the world?

Speaker 16 (29:33):
Password?

Speaker 6 (29:34):
Who is considered the father of relativity? I'm nearly all
fossils are preserved in what type of rock?

Speaker 1 (29:45):
Okay, so bring Victoria back in the studio. It's pretty good, Lens.

Speaker 3 (29:49):
While she's getting settled, Lex, what's something you would like
the world to know today?

Speaker 18 (29:53):
Well, my eight year old daughter just got her first
cell phone.

Speaker 8 (29:56):
Oh yeah, it's kind of interest. She just texted me
all the time.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
Now, what's the most interesting texture since so far?

Speaker 16 (30:06):
She's honestly not the best character because she's only eight.
Uh yeah, I'll say like I missed it, and she
just says the same.

Speaker 5 (30:11):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
It's funny. Kids, it's funny because it is like that.
Now she's just a teenager. Yeah, she's already teager.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
All right, Victoria's vegan studio with their headphones on. Here
we go Victoria thirty seconds to answer as many questions
as possible. If you don't know one, just say pass
and you have to beat Lex outright to win, and
Lex you can tell Victoria whin to go?

Speaker 6 (30:34):
According to Guinness World Records, what's the best selling book
of all time?

Speaker 1 (30:37):
The Bible?

Speaker 6 (30:38):
What is the name of the pet dinosaur on the
TV cartoon The Flintstones?

Speaker 1 (30:42):
There's a dinosaur? Uh uh? I know what identity document
is required to travel to different countries?

Speaker 6 (30:49):
That's a world okay? Who is considered the father of relativity?
I was gonna say duwel fresh.

Speaker 8 (30:56):
That's not.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
In some circles. Question merely all fossils are preserved in
what type of rock? You didn't play right? What the
heck you didn't I go in fast and.

Speaker 6 (31:07):
I didn't say pass. So I sit there and I
wait until you tell me to pass. I gave you
an answer, jubil fresh.

Speaker 9 (31:13):
No, I was gonna say, jubil fresh is not an
answer to a question.

Speaker 6 (31:17):
Victoria forgot that first fat It's over now, honey, Yeah, yeah,
that was okay.

Speaker 22 (31:23):
So wait, go to the scoreboard with our scoreboard producing bread.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
Lex Luthor coming in against Superman with three. Oh, I
got Victoria got three as well. Whoa, that's a high
scoring game.

Speaker 3 (31:38):
But it is a tie and that means Lex Congratulations,
you win. You got one hundred dollars gift card to Macy's.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
All your daughter got a hundred dollars. All right, let's
get the answers with Nita. The Bible is the best
selling book of all time. Yeah, I got it.

Speaker 6 (31:51):
Dino is the name of the pet dinosaur on the
TV cartoon The Flintstone Well cow, really.

Speaker 7 (31:56):
Yes.

Speaker 6 (31:56):
The Passport is the document you need to travel around
the world. Albert Einstein is the father of relativity.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
We're like the same person.

Speaker 6 (32:06):
Okay, fossils are preserved in sedimentary rock. I was going
to say that.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
Yeah, I knew you. I knew it.

Speaker 10 (32:11):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (32:13):
Let's thank you for playing. We played You versus Victoria
the same time every single weekday morning. Remember, if you
want to play Victoria, you can always dm us at
the Jubil Show or go to the Jubilshow dot com.

Speaker 19 (32:22):
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Speaker 3 (32:29):
Jesse is on the phone today for a first date,
follow up, and he's getting ghosted by a girl named Danica.
So in a few minutes we'll call her and see
if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe
get him another date. But first, Jesse, how long has
it been since you heard from her?

Speaker 5 (32:41):
I've a fan battle leaf.

Speaker 1 (32:42):
Now, okay, what was your last interaction with her?

Speaker 5 (32:47):
We went on date to a baseball game and it's
then we hugged for a pretty long period of time
and did the French thing, and she's and that she
was going to call me a little bit later that night.
And when I messaged her the next day, because I
just assumed, you know, she got her up with her friends,

(33:08):
had a good time and if she was okay, I
just didn't even hear back and try it again. And
a bit confused because I really dig spending time with her,
and I'm a bit shy and I didn't feel that
way around her specifically. So that's that's always nice.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
Well, why don't you tell us about the date? Then?
How did you guys meet and what happened?

Speaker 5 (33:31):
So originally we met on the ass I think, trying
to find the right person, and what app was it?

Speaker 16 (33:40):
It was tinder.

Speaker 5 (33:41):
Okay, so we had like a good banter for a
couple of weeks. We both really liked baseball, so we thought, hey,
how about a low pressure day, we'll catch a game.
We get there, hot dogs beer. We ran into some
of her co workers, which is a little bit of
a bummer, but I didn't say anything because you know,
this is the first time hanging out. We don't really

(34:02):
know each other that well. We spent a decent amount
of time with them at the game down by the bar.
I was really just interested in getting to know her,
not really her friends, just because you know, it's the
first thing. And I don't want to, you know, be
your friend. I want to be something a little bit
more than that. I kind of ended up getting shy
and I watched a bit more of this game on

(34:23):
the screen than interacting with her friends. And I hope
that she didn't take it that like I don't like
her friends or I feel entitled to her time. It's
just I get nervous in my group settings like that
where everybody knows each other, and I'm a guy that's
on a day with your friends. So that's the only

(34:43):
thing that I'm thinking that might have gone wrong, because
we went back to our sheet. We had a good
time at ben She invited me to go hang out
with her fronts again, but I said I'd rather you
spend some more time with her.

Speaker 16 (34:55):
So we had an extra drink.

Speaker 5 (34:57):
And then she said, hey, I really should get going
to my friends. It's good for work, and I find
that remarkably attractive in a woman that like cares about
her goals and what she's working on, because it just
makes a great partner in life.

Speaker 16 (35:11):
I was all for that.

Speaker 5 (35:12):
I even stuck around that area for a bit longer,
hoping I see her after she got a chance to
meet up with their work colleagues.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
Yeah, so that's when she was supposed to call you again.
Was after that.

Speaker 5 (35:23):
Yeah, so she was going to call me after she
hung out with her friends if I was still in
the area. I felt a pretty good connection, so I
wanted to stick around the area. I just didn't want
to become a friend in that circle of friends.

Speaker 6 (35:36):
I mean, it's a lot of pressure on the first
time meeting anybody to have friends around here.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
You know you're being judge, So why do you think
you're getting ghosted?

Speaker 5 (35:44):
I think it might have just been the fact that
I was a bit shy around her friends and that
might have came off and I didn't like them. It's
obviously not attractive thing to say when you're trying to
get out with someone. Hey, I get a big guy,
and sometimes especially.

Speaker 6 (35:58):
As I mean, I can see not wanting to share
that right away.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
All right, well, we'll see if we can figure it out.

Speaker 3 (36:06):
For You'll play a song come Back, and then call
her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting you,
and then get you another date if you still want one. Okay,
all right, all right, we'll play a song come Back,
get your first date, follow up next.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
In the middle of your first day follow up if
you're just joining us. Jesse is on the phone and
he's getting ghosted by Danica. So in a second, we're going.

Speaker 3 (36:26):
To call her and see if she'll tell us why
she's ghosting him and maybe get him another date. But
before we do that, Jesse, why don't you refresh everybody's
memory on your date with Danaka.

Speaker 5 (36:35):
I met Danica Hender and we amanda meeting up at
a baseball game.

Speaker 16 (36:42):
We hung out with her some of her friends for
a little.

Speaker 5 (36:45):
Bit, and then we had some greatfully time by herself.
I was supposed to hear from her later that day,
but it's been about a week and I still haven't
heard Summer.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
All right, you ready to call her?

Speaker 16 (36:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (36:58):
I'm hoping you can help me out because she's really
someone me too.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
All Right, here we go. Are you ready? I'm gonna
call her right now. Hello, Hi, I speak to Danica. Please. Yes,
this is hi Danica. How are you? My name is Jewbel.

(37:25):
I'm calling from a radio show. It's called The Jubil Show.
Whole show is here, Danica. Hi, my name is Nina.

Speaker 11 (37:29):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
I'm Victoria.

Speaker 14 (37:30):
Oh hi, how are you?

Speaker 1 (37:34):
Not much? Just chilling checking in? Do you listen to
the show ever?

Speaker 5 (37:39):
I have?

Speaker 14 (37:39):
Actually?

Speaker 18 (37:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (37:41):
Well, thank you very much for that. I appreciate it.

Speaker 5 (37:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
Wow. What can I do for you?

Speaker 8 (37:46):
Guys?

Speaker 3 (37:47):
We actually have a question for you because I don't
know if you've heard a first date follow up before?

Speaker 5 (37:52):
Have you?

Speaker 8 (37:53):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (37:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 16 (37:55):
I have? Actually?

Speaker 3 (37:56):
Okay, So that's the segment where if you go on
a date with someone and then you end up ghosting them,
they can email us to get you on the phone
and ask.

Speaker 1 (38:03):
Why you're ghosting?

Speaker 8 (38:05):
Got it?

Speaker 16 (38:05):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (38:06):
Right, So we got an email about you from somebody.

Speaker 5 (38:10):
Huh. Okay, who do.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
You know who you're ghosting?

Speaker 14 (38:18):
I mean, no one intentionally.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
Really have you gone on a lot of dates, Stanica?

Speaker 14 (38:25):
Uh, I mean I've gone on a few here in
the past couple of months. But who is this regarding?

Speaker 1 (38:34):
Says it's been a week since your date and you
haven't talked to him at all?

Speaker 5 (38:39):
Got it?

Speaker 14 (38:39):
Okay, we're talking about Jesse, Yes we are, Okay, Okay.
I feel like I didn't want to follow up with
him because Jesse actually got one of my coworkers numbers.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
What and like while on your date.

Speaker 14 (39:03):
H Yeah, and my coworker told me that they had
exchange numbers or something when she and she told me
that when I met back up with her.

Speaker 3 (39:13):
So wait, were you there or did you go somewhere
like to the bathroom or something and then he got
her number?

Speaker 14 (39:20):
I guess I like, you know, went to the bathroom.

Speaker 5 (39:22):
Yeah, I went to the bathroom.

Speaker 8 (39:24):
I got a coke, you know.

Speaker 14 (39:26):
And I mean I had no idea obviously that it
happened until afterwards. And I just found it, like really
funny because I mean, he is so sweet, he's so great,
and I really loved the date. Actually, but he didn't
strike me as like boy, but.

Speaker 1 (39:46):
Oh that's so disappointing.

Speaker 14 (39:48):
Yeah, I know I was. I was sad about it
and disappointed.

Speaker 5 (39:53):
I liked him.

Speaker 3 (39:54):
Did he talk to your coworker, like, is he trying
to get a date with her?

Speaker 8 (39:57):
I don't know.

Speaker 14 (39:58):
I kind of I kind of like just let it lie,
like since then. So that's all I know is that,
like a number was exchange. I guess I could ask her.
I just kind of wanted to move on from it.

Speaker 3 (40:11):
You know, you could ask well him because he's actually
on the phone listening and wants to talk to you.

Speaker 21 (40:19):
Oh hi, Jesse, Hey Danica, Oh my god, so you
heard all that.

Speaker 16 (40:30):
This is what happened. Your co worker when I was just.

Speaker 5 (40:34):
Watching the game, came up to me and put her
number on it, asking and put it in my pocket.
I threw it away before we even got back to
our seats because I had no intention on calling her
or even getting to know her, because that's just disrespectful
and that's not how I was raised. I was into you,
and the reason I didn't bring it up is I

(40:56):
don't really know your relationship with her. You just seem
like a cat thing for me to say or something that,
especially like, I'm so cool that your friend tried to
hit on me and I didn't do it. And I
didn't want to virtue segnal because I just think that's
like an unto tractive quality, which is why I.

Speaker 16 (41:13):
Didn't bring it up.

Speaker 5 (41:14):
It just wasn't part of my even thought process because
that's just not the type of person I am.

Speaker 3 (41:20):
Huh.

Speaker 14 (41:21):
Okay, so wait, let me get this straight. You're saying
that she gave her number to you in the first place,
did you like do anything at all I to give
her the idea that there was a chance.

Speaker 16 (41:36):
No, I was just like even casually friendly.

Speaker 5 (41:39):
I don't know if you picked up on this, but
I'm a bit shy around doing people. And yeah, I
know there is a general smile and like a friendly
greeting is about the exchange of our conversation.

Speaker 3 (41:54):
I was gonna say, you don't You didn't sound like
when we were talking to you earlier, like somebody who
would be hitting on everybody, you know, your date.

Speaker 1 (42:04):
I feel like I have a lot of questions for
your coworker.

Speaker 14 (42:06):
But wow, yeah, wow, that's not the story that I
got at all. That's really crazy. Wow, I'm actually like,
I'm sorry that like happened to you and not like
put us in such a weird situation.

Speaker 1 (42:23):
How close of a friend is your coworker, Denica, I mean,
you know, we're.

Speaker 14 (42:29):
Not like best friends, but I mean, you know, I
know that she does have a flirty personality and everything,
so I just figured that she's getting hit on all
the time. So I didn't think that like she was
hitting on someone else's like day. That's just so weird.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
It is very Yeah, I mean you want to talk
about girl code, but.

Speaker 8 (42:49):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 5 (42:51):
Honestly, she put a number on a paper, put it
in my pocket, and it scared me a little bit.

Speaker 1 (42:58):
I jumped, you know, get your hand out of my pocket.

Speaker 5 (43:02):
Yeah, oh my god.

Speaker 16 (43:04):
I just must still have my wallet. I was nervous.

Speaker 1 (43:09):
Would you like to go on another date with Jesse?
We'll pay for it. Oh.

Speaker 14 (43:14):
I somehow find you very like endearing.

Speaker 1 (43:16):
I believe you.

Speaker 14 (43:17):
You sound genuine and yeah, I'll give it another shot.
And I'm definitely going to confront my coworkers. But thank
you for telling me.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
What happened, Danica. If you need backup, Victoria and I
are here.

Speaker 16 (43:31):
Thanks y'all.

Speaker 5 (43:33):
Well Danica, I'm excited to see you, Sarona, because I
really did have a great time with you, and that
this time let's avoid both of our coworkers and get
to know more about each other.

Speaker 14 (43:44):
Yeah, no coworkers this time.

Speaker 16 (43:47):
Promise you my good first date.

Speaker 5 (43:58):
Follow up.

Speaker 3 (43:59):
What is the one thing that's missing around the Thanksgiving table?

Speaker 1 (44:03):
Mac and cheese? Can you call our food? Oh? Well no,
usually my thanks Giving a fair amount of anger. It's
the jew whole Show, Okay, Producer Bred's kind of right.

Speaker 3 (44:14):
In case you didn't know, tomorrow is Thanksgiving and it's
also Pranksgiving. So on the show tomorrow, non stop phone pranks. Yeah,
the whole show, so that you can listen to the
phone pranks while you get ready for Thanksgiving, while you're cooking,
while you're doing whatever you're doing. Shuck in the turkey,
whoa jib and mashed potatoes.

Speaker 1 (44:31):
I would use it as an excuse too, to shut
somebody up.

Speaker 15 (44:34):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
It's this part. Oh that's a great. Oh gosh, that's
a perfect thing to do with the phone pranks for
Pranksgiving where Garry brings up politics.

Speaker 6 (44:42):
Stop there, or you get inspired and then call Uncle
Gary's cell phone and try it all.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
On your own. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (44:49):
So, in honor of Pranksgiving being tomorrow, here's a special
prank that people have been asking for all year long.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
This is the most legendary prank from twenty twenty four. Yeah,
and I will say that people love this one. They've
been asking for it.

Speaker 3 (44:59):
So if you and why not play a little bonus
prank for you right here so that you can get
ready for Pranksgiving tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
Can't wait? Produce a bred of Victoria. Love this one.

Speaker 7 (45:07):
I do.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
It's just thinking about it. It's really funny.

Speaker 6 (45:11):
I don't know which one it is, so I guess
I'm just gonna have to be surprised with the rest
of us.

Speaker 2 (45:14):
The one where I wasn't expecting Jewbil to like turn
red that what was so funny?

Speaker 1 (45:20):
It's looking at you after because me and Brad were
in the room, we were like, what.

Speaker 3 (45:25):
Everything was going fine in the prank and then I
really went all the way in on the role that
I was playing, and the faces from the people in
the room were Okay, I can't wait to hear somewhere
we all know.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
I was like, what did I just look like right there?
I was good, here's a little bonus phone prank for
you this morning so that you don't forget about pranksgiving tomorrow. Hello, Hello, Colin,
you're looking for something?

Speaker 5 (45:56):
What do you mean?

Speaker 1 (45:57):
I said, Hello, Colin? Are you looking for something? Eh?

Speaker 18 (46:03):
I sorry, I don't think this is I'm not really
I think you might have the wrong.

Speaker 1 (46:07):
Oh let's see. Look, let me take Colin on a
walk down memory lane. How long has it been since
you got any mail?

Speaker 18 (46:17):
Excuse me? Yeah, I haven't gotten my mail in like
two weeks.

Speaker 1 (46:21):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (46:21):
My name is Pete Deakins, United States Postal Office employee
at your service or disservice?

Speaker 1 (46:30):
Okay, to where is my mail man? Wouldn't you like
to know? Wouldn't you would like to know?

Speaker 18 (46:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (46:37):
I would like to know.

Speaker 16 (46:39):
I've been trying to get a hold of you for weeks.

Speaker 18 (46:41):
What's going on?

Speaker 1 (46:42):
Oh? Have you have you? Okay?

Speaker 18 (46:44):
Can you stop the like condescending thing and just tell
me what's going on?

Speaker 1 (46:48):
Sure, Colin, your mail is at an undisclosed location and
why and you may never see it again. Let's see.

Speaker 3 (46:57):
You have wasted three minutes and twenty seven seconds of
my time for two weeks straight.

Speaker 18 (47:02):
All right, I'm wasting your time right now. You're wasting
my time right now? What the hell is going on?

Speaker 1 (47:09):
The flag does not belong up, does it?

Speaker 3 (47:12):
If there's no outgoing mail in the mailbox, we put
the flag.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
Down, don't we. What the are you talking about?

Speaker 3 (47:20):
I'm talking about the last two weeks the flag on
your mailbox has been up. I don't know if you're
just trying to mess up my day, or if you
think it's funny, or if you're filming it for the
YouTube or one of the social media's out there or
the TikTok, whatever it is.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
It's not funny.

Speaker 3 (47:34):
It wasts three minutes and twenty seven seconds of my
time every single day because I have to pull off
off my route to check if there's outgoing mail, because
that's the time I check for outgoing mail, and then
I open it up and there's no outgoing mail, and
I put the flag down at night, and the flag
is back up.

Speaker 1 (47:46):
In the morning.

Speaker 18 (47:47):
Okay, So you're holding my mail ransom because the flag
is accidentally.

Speaker 16 (47:52):
Up on my mailbox. I don't think you can do that, man.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
I think I just did. Actually, yeah, you.

Speaker 16 (47:58):
Know, this lace completely illegal to do.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
It is illegal to do that. It's it is actually yes,
it is a in the penal system, penal code in
the penal system. It's illegally the flag up.

Speaker 3 (48:10):
On your mailbox with no outgoing mail, I should knock
up to your door, put you in handcuffs, throw you
in the back of my mail truck and take in.

Speaker 18 (48:19):
Yes, it's not illegal, man, it's not even a misdemeanor.

Speaker 16 (48:23):
It's not even a parking.

Speaker 3 (48:24):
It is highly If it happens again, I'm keeping your
mail until I get a proper apology. And if it
happens again, I'm walking up to your door and I'm
slapping you in cuffs, and I'm putting in the backs
with the boxes and the other larger packages than just
the mail, and you are coming down to the precincle
to me.

Speaker 16 (48:42):
Going to the precinct?

Speaker 1 (48:43):
What precinct?

Speaker 16 (48:44):
The post office.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
Until the police come and take you. Yeah, I know cops.

Speaker 5 (48:49):
Government.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
I'm the government official, so I know cops personally.

Speaker 18 (48:53):
Oh you cops like I know cops.

Speaker 1 (48:56):
I'm the post office. You can't do that. I'm nocal
service employee. I can do what I want.

Speaker 8 (49:03):
No, that's not how that went.

Speaker 1 (49:04):
I'm a US I mean postal service employee. King Kong's
got nothing got me test my mother try it?

Speaker 16 (49:15):
Really, but you're doing Denzel.

Speaker 3 (49:18):
I thought it was pretty good, but I will actually
let you know. This is a phone prank. This is
actually Jubil from The Jewel Show doing a phone prank
on you and your wife.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
Miley set you up. It's a joke.

Speaker 18 (49:32):
Doesn't solve the mail problem, but I'm glad we don't
have a psychle path.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
That was the part during that phone prank, Victoria and
Bread were bulls, like step away from the mics. My
face was really red too. He really got into care.

Speaker 3 (49:55):
That was Mona's phone brink because tomorrow's pranks Giving, so
all day long during Thanksgiving on The Jewel Show, it's
nonsop phone prinks. So you can listen to phone pranks
while you do your Thanksgiving thing.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
You tell your uncle Gary.

Speaker 3 (50:06):
Uncle Gary, that's tomorrow. On the Jubil Show, it's time
for Nina's what's trending? Did you see Wicked this weekend? Yeah,
you know a lot of people did. Did you see it?
Did you cry?

Speaker 1 (50:20):
Almost? I didn't fully cry, but my friend was crying.
I heard it was really good. Yeah, I heard it.
It's amazing.

Speaker 6 (50:25):
Well it had one hundred and fourteen million dollar domestic opening,
so that's pretty solid.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
That's pretty good.

Speaker 6 (50:31):
Yeah, I would say so. But the interesting part is
the director of the movie, John M.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
Chew, says, you probably watched it it was too low.

Speaker 6 (50:38):
So he said that he was just kind of testing
it out, bouncing around to different theaters to watch the
movie to see how the experience was for the viewers,
and he was like, I think they had the volume
out of six point four at most of those theaters
to really experience the movie.

Speaker 1 (50:49):
I don't know that he talks this way. This is
what's kind of what it so I can't exactly.

Speaker 6 (50:53):
Yeah, he was saying that the movie is intended to
be watched at a seven, so when you go to
the movies, if you can, you're supposed to request that
they'd turn it up to at seven so you can
see Wicked correctly.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
Interesting. I didn't know you could do that.

Speaker 9 (51:08):
If you either told me it was coming out, I
wouldn't have known other than I've been seeing the meme
on TikTok and Instagram for the last two days and
the guy goes, hold on, hold on, hold on. She
had a sister who was a princess and she was
a witch. Like he's like explaining the whole thing and
then he walks out. It is one of the best

(51:29):
memes ever. But that's all I've been seeing all weekends.

Speaker 6 (51:31):
Our fees are so different. Mind's full of everybody crying
in the theater.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
Like it was that I had to ask if you cry,
because everybody seemed to be crying this weekend. I'll take
us to the play. I'm gonna go see that in
a few weeks. Oh, that'll be good. Oh that's great classic.
Go watch the plan and go watch the movie.

Speaker 9 (51:46):
Yeah, I think I know one hundred percent. The Ariana
Grande's ex boyfriend's ex wife was crying when she saw it.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
That's pretty wow. That's right, that's very said. She was
thinking that she's wicked for sure. She's like, oh, I
know why she playing the Goodwich. Yeah, she plays my
whole life, she plays.

Speaker 2 (52:03):
Okay, but she played the good witch so good like
I like other people.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
Who seven like it's supposed to be beautiful.

Speaker 16 (52:19):
In the way.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
Okay, that's good.

Speaker 6 (52:23):
Next story, So Patrick Mahomes, I don't know if you
guys saw this or heard about it, but he's been
fined for the way that he celebrated a touchdown. So
I guess at a game recently, he celebrated a touchdown
by doing like the double guns, like hey yeah, like
a little boom boom. But he's being fined almost fifteen
thousand dollars because you're.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
Not allowed to do that.

Speaker 6 (52:41):
You do the shooter mcgam No, it's a big no
no because it, I guess, is glorifying guns or mimicking
anything that has to do with dangerous anything like if
you pretended you had a sword, like you'd probably get
in trouble if you were, like I don't know, doing
some karate out there, Like I don't think that's good either.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
Definitely hand yeah yeah, that touchy. You can't even do that.

Speaker 6 (53:02):
You can't celebrate your touchdown that way. So he learned
less in the hard way. Although like fifteen thousand dollars
to him is like a penny, So what else.

Speaker 3 (53:08):
That's not really next celebration act like you're eating some
kale Patrick Mahomes, people will love that.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
You know.

Speaker 9 (53:15):
What's really weird is I've seen even worse than just
the fingert penny. There was one time the guy did
to like a to his teammates and they all fell
back down.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
Yeah, well he didn't you find then maybe he's the
reason they had to make it a rule. You want
to get on top of the football and hump it,
go for it. Yeah, you're going to be fine with that.
You can do that. Yeah, that's what said.

Speaker 16 (53:36):
Jebles.

Speaker 5 (53:37):
Dirty little secret?

Speaker 1 (53:38):
There? What's up? You have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 17 (53:41):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (53:41):
Do I ever have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 1 (53:43):
Sweet? What is it? Show?

Speaker 20 (53:46):
My best friend is set to get married next weekend,
but perfiance got drunk like two weeks ago and ended
up crashing at our house because him and my husband
or friends, and he.

Speaker 23 (54:00):
Totally hit on me and totally.

Speaker 20 (54:04):
Told me that he's always liked me more and always
thought I was hotter, but because I was taken, that's
why he's marrying my best.

Speaker 21 (54:12):
Friend and all the no, no, I am like.

Speaker 23 (54:16):
Dude, you can't say they talk to me right now,
you know, Like I can't have this in my head.
And like now I'm like, do I go to my
friend and like say you're marrying the wrong guy? He's
like a total and like I feel like he might
I don't know. Now I get that vibe from him
and it didn't even make me feel good to be like,
oh he thought I was hot, you know, it just
made me think, like it's he's scumb you know, like
he shouldn't be saying that stuff.

Speaker 1 (54:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (54:39):
Well, also, if he's friends with your husband, that's a
little bit disrespectful too.

Speaker 20 (54:43):
Oh god, you're right it is.

Speaker 1 (54:45):
I didn't even think about that.

Speaker 8 (54:46):
That's so funny. I was also friend.

Speaker 24 (54:48):
I was like, oh, my Houstan is bad, but you're right,
it's just like disrespectful way around. So I am just
like ill, and now it's in my brain and I'm
supposed to be at the wedding next weekend like we
all are, and like I don't even if you'll remember
it because he was like drunky pamps you know.

Speaker 5 (55:03):
I don't know, so I don't know.

Speaker 1 (55:06):
Maybe just tell your husband, let him a good way out.

Speaker 23 (55:11):
Dude, you need to check your friends, you know, like you.

Speaker 1 (55:14):
Find out how man loves you too at the same time,
but it's not a tuper.

Speaker 23 (55:17):
We're not going to be sister wise, so like figure
your stuff out, you know.

Speaker 1 (55:22):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Oh thanks for letting me get at all my ch
just i'mthing stressed out about it. But hello, Hello, Hey,
what's up. You have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 16 (55:36):
I do.

Speaker 19 (55:37):
I'm so nervous right now, Yes I do.

Speaker 1 (55:40):
Sweet, what is it? Okay?

Speaker 19 (55:42):
So, my son's in third grade and he was doing
really bad in math. He was coming home with horrible
grade and I tried to get.

Speaker 5 (55:53):
In a tutor.

Speaker 19 (55:54):
He said, you know, he just wasn't getting it. So,
you know, he said, the time with his T shirt
and just try to get to the bottom of what's
going on, because these other grades were great. So I
set up at a point I was his teacher, and.

Speaker 1 (56:11):
My husband was going to wanted to come.

Speaker 19 (56:13):
With me, but he ended up having a workleate. So
I got to the classroom and had a meeting and
I was just I had seen this teacher before.

Speaker 5 (56:24):
But it was kind of like the beginning of the year.

Speaker 19 (56:26):
I just I really hadn't taken in how attractive he was,
to be honest, until that moment when I was sitting
there talking to him, and it started out just like
he was so sweet and he cared so much about
my kid and was like really problem solving with me,

(56:48):
and it was just there was just like the crazy
electricity between us I've never experienced that in my entire life,
to be honest, And so we ended up not that night,
but you know, I couldn't stop thinking about it. I
really I was making excuses to go to the school

(57:09):
and then.

Speaker 8 (57:12):
So you hooked up.

Speaker 1 (57:13):
Is that what you're telling us?

Speaker 19 (57:15):
That's what and I have been having a lot of
an affair with the future.

Speaker 1 (57:20):
Are your son's grades better? They are there? You go,
good job. Parents do everything for their kids. I guess
I'm a dedicated parent. Yes you are. Well. Thanks for
your dirty little secret.

Speaker 5 (57:36):
Thank you. Actually, it feels really good to get it
off my shot.

Speaker 1 (57:39):
Thank you.

Speaker 5 (57:41):
What's your dirty little secret?

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