Sending Saucy Noodles

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What word frustrates you the most when people mispronounce it? Oh,
that one can be very frustrating when someone keeps mispronouncing
an easy word. Stop it, well, grab your expresso, because
in three minutes a list is going viral of the
top mispronounced words that make you sound dumb.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Text in, what.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Word start like this when it's mispronounced eight frustrates you
the most? Go over them next and tell you what
the number one word is? What number one word is?
Right after this sed you will show how many times
has this happened to you. You're in a conversation with
someone and they think they're schooling you on something, and

(00:40):
they keep mispronouncing a simple word like expresso over and
over and over again, and you try not to lose it. Well,
a list is going viral of people sharing the top
words that make you sound dumb when mispronounced. We'll tell
you what the number one word is in a second.
Somebody texted in at four one oh six one and said,
my professor or pronounces the be and subtle.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
That's your professor.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
Some things are just taught from childhood, do you know
what I mean? And they just stick with you like punkin,
like that's just like a thing that you just know
from when you were kid. Say it again, like pumpkin, pumpkin. Yeah,
but it's punkin Okay, I was real cute.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
You know, how frustrating would it be to be in
a class and your professor keeps going subtle? They were
going to learn the subtle art of calculus.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
I don't like subtitles.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
What are the top words that, when they're mispronounced to
make you sound dumb?

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Irregardless?

Speaker 4 (01:40):
Yeah, this one will drive me through the roof me too,
I can't with it. You do not say irregardless to me,
I will fully, I will never work with you.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
I will just completely be upset.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
I will like, in my head, I'll be like, you're
an absolute dummy.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Regardless brown. That's not even a real word though, right,
I was gonna ask that too.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
I don't think it's I just know it's used incorrectly
if it is a real word most of the time,
And when someone says irregardless, it's usually at a point
when they're trying to be smart. You know, yes, you're
regardless of the consequences. I think it's just regardless.

Speaker 4 (02:18):
Right with that when people say in regards to it's
just regardless.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Wait in regards to is a real wait. Yeah, I
know I locked it up too.

Speaker 4 (02:27):
In regards to, you should just say regarding. Let's stop
using extra words to try to sound smarter.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Way do put extra words on things to try to
sound smarter.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
I just googled your regardless because I just was killing me.
Apparently it is a they don't use incorrectly.

Speaker 4 (02:43):
It's probably only a word because Webster keeps adding words
that aren't words because we're too dumb to say the
right words.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Probably they're never gonna learn.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Let's just make it a word regardless in the dictionary.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
So that makes my point.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Another word that's when it's mispronounced, makes people sound dumb
is library, and you also sound like you're about eight
years old. I kind of like it when there's an
adult that I meet that says library, because I think
it's cute.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Yeah, so some of these are a turn off. Correct
so cute. You're just gonna go to the library and
get a book.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
If someone brought me, I literally thought they'd be talking
down like, not mispronouncing like I, yes, I do want
to go to the library.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
Somebody texted in the four one six one and said
could care less. It couldn't care less. That one really
frustrates me, and it always has.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
I think I do it wrong. I definitely feel you
saying I could care less. They could yeah care, which
means you do care, which means you.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Have I probably do. To be honest, you know, I
would say I could care less.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
If you ever really want to make somebody really angry
when they're already angry and you're in an argument and
they say I could care be like, oh, well, then
I guess you have more care in your body, so
you could care less, so you do care. So watch
them just hit the roof because because I couldn't care less,
which means I have no care. So I'm just gonna

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see later. Semantic breakdowns in the middle of a f.

Speaker 5 (04:20):
They really are.

Speaker 4 (04:23):
I'm so mad regardless, I think you mean regardless, but
go ahead so you could finish. I'm just friendlessen it.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
So over I might go to jail.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Sometimes we're going over a list of the most mispronounced
words that make you sound dumb.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Casadilla.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
I've never known anybody that's actually pronounced it case adylla
like like without realizing what They've only said it on purpose.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
That way. I think I don't know actually now, like
people say, like it's intentional, that's everything. Tell them did
they say it? No? Back in the head, I.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
Will tell you what the number one where it is?
That makes it sound done when you mispronounce it. In
the second Chipotle is on there. But when people say Chipotle.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
Oh, that does bug me too.

Speaker 4 (05:32):
I say Chipotle like I say casadilla. I do it
on do it on purpose?

Speaker 6 (05:37):
Why?

Speaker 7 (05:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (05:38):
It's funies And I'm a dad. No, it's annoying. I
don't like that.

Speaker 4 (05:43):
Hey, daughter want to go to Chipotle and she's like
bottle and then we go okay.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
But when someone says Chipotle, it's like, how do you
not know that? Because they have so many commercials and
people talk about it all the time, Like, are you
not observant at all? Not heard anybody say the word
around you? Because you're still going chipotely.

Speaker 4 (06:04):
I think that's what messes me up about You've never
heard these words?

Speaker 3 (06:07):
Yeah, it's the smile on's face after he says that.
I'm like, really, Dole, are you the one saying chipotlee?

Speaker 4 (06:15):
I had a friend say covete to me once. He's like, listen,
I'm going to give you a ride with one covete
and I was like, oh, coveat, Like I literally am
so confused.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
But he meant caveat. That would be like, what's a kvit.
That's actually really cute because he was.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
Pretty smart, and so I was thinking I'm the dummy,
and I'm like, convite, do you mean caveat?

Speaker 2 (06:39):
He's like.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
He did specifically instead of specifically. Is another one that
makes you sound dumb. And number one most frustrating word
when it's mispronounced that can make you sound dumb is
the word frustrated. The number one word that's so funny.
You're frustrated a lot of times. I you're frustrated. I

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don't understand. It's a very straightforward word.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
Well bad maybe some frustrated.

Speaker 8 (07:11):
No, no, it makes a better l straighted frustrated okay
versus Red's actually about to leave it.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
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Speaker 1 (07:32):
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you know you are late.

Speaker 9 (07:37):
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Speaker 1 (07:40):
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I'm I'm the manager. At the restaurant you're starting at,
and I'm working in the shift tonight with you, so
I'm gonna let you know that you're late.

Speaker 10 (07:53):
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Speaker 9 (07:55):
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Speaker 9 (08:07):
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Speaker 2 (08:09):
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I'm your manager tonight, Todd Sparks.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
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Speaker 9 (08:29):
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Speaker 1 (08:32):
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but we all know what I really do. I'm a
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here and put you under my wing, t Leah, and
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Speaker 9 (08:49):
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Speaker 10 (09:00):
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Speaker 2 (09:00):
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Speaker 9 (09:21):
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Speaker 11 (09:23):
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Speaker 9 (09:23):
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Speaker 10 (09:26):
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Speaker 9 (09:29):
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Speaker 5 (09:33):
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Speaker 1 (09:35):
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(09:56):
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Speaker 11 (10:18):
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Speaker 2 (10:20):
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Speaker 1 (10:23):
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(10:45):
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Speaker 9 (10:56):
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Speaker 12 (10:59):
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Speaker 2 (11:05):
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Speaker 12 (11:08):
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Speaker 2 (11:26):
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Speaker 1 (11:30):
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new restaurant.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
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Speaker 9 (11:34):
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Speaker 4 (11:52):
Oh yeah, yeah. It could be the way you wrap
up a baby. So you got the little wrap and
it wraps up like a little tortilla.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
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help with anxiety, and for babies you do that so
they don't, you know, so soothing. So now adults are
doing it. And this kind of started with Shark Tank
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that went pretty viral and so ever since then, and
it was just a.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
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Speaker 3 (12:32):
It's called the hug sleep swattle blanket because if you
think about swaddling yourself, it's actually quite difficult to wrap
yourself into a blanket and swaddle yourself.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
And this is what you're supposed to be doing, Like
you can swaddle me.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
Can you call task grab it to come do that
for you?

Speaker 2 (12:47):
I don't know you want to try? Okay, sir?

Speaker 1 (12:52):
Well just to just did you come over and swaddle
me real quick?

Speaker 4 (12:56):
You can lead.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
And I mean a way to blanket is a little
bit easier and I highly recommend them.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
I Get Too Hot on the Way to Blanket.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
Though, really, I was having pan attacks really bad every
single night, and I got a way to blanket.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
I lost mine. I'm so sad about it and I
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Speaker 3 (13:19):
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going to be puzzles, it's going to be all of
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one in New York and like different set things. I
don't know about the whole game show aspect. This sounds
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Speaker 2 (13:51):
This would be fun to play at home.

Speaker 4 (13:53):
You know what, I don't get what anything HBO Max
has done in the last two years.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
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at this stay.

Speaker 2 (14:05):
They're struggling. They can't get their streaming off. The only
thing worth watching on.

Speaker 4 (14:09):
HBO Max is John Oliver, and he takes like three
months off at a time.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
He's like, we'll be back in six months. I'm like,
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TV shows like they used to make the movie Hub.

Speaker 13 (14:27):
But now that everywhere else is streaming like Netflix, Hulu, Amazon,
it's like there there's no point, Like, you don't have.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
To go to HBO. There's a couple pretty good shows.

Speaker 3 (14:34):
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Speaker 2 (14:43):
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you watch it over and over again.

Speaker 3 (14:56):
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Per person. Wow, you can just turn inflation off.

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Speaker 2 (15:21):
I like that. That's a good idea.

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Speaker 2 (15:44):
Ryan is on the phone today for a first date
follow up.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
He's getting ghosted by Chelsea, So in a few minutes
we're going to call her and see if she tell
us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him another
date if he still wants one. But before we do that,
Ryan was up, how long has it been since you
heard from Chelsea?

Speaker 10 (15:59):
It's I said, probably about a week or so.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
Have you how many times have you tried to reach
out to her?

Speaker 10 (16:04):
At that time, probably about three or four times. You know,
I didn't want to seem like I was a stocking
you know type, So after the last time, I just
you know, left it alone and got in contact with
you guys, you know, to see if I could try
and figure something out, because you know, I don't know
what I did wrong. I thought it was a great,
you know, first date. I thought we hit it off,

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and I've just been ghosted ever since.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
Why don't you start by telling us about the date?

Speaker 10 (16:32):
Okay, So we went out in our drinks conversation, everything
was was pretty good. And this came about after you know,
us connecting on Hinge. Had some friends tell me some
good things about Hinge, so I figured I'd try it out. So,
you know, we went on our date and then we
went to a nearby park after that.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
And how to go at the park.

Speaker 10 (16:56):
The park went good, but I guess there there was
something that was pretty questionable that happened at dinner. You know,
we were hanging out, having a good time, chatting it up,
and so she got a phone call and she said
she needed to take the call, and she excused herself
from the table and went out for this call and
The call was probably about she was gone for about

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fifteen to twenty minutes.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
Oh.

Speaker 10 (17:22):
I thought it was pretty important because she stepped outside
of the restaurant, but she walked all the way to
the corner or like you know, up the street a
little bit, and I could see from the restaurant that
she was in a heated exchange, like her hands were flying,
and I could see like the veins popping out of
her forehead, and she was like yelling and screaming into

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the phone.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
Oh.

Speaker 10 (17:44):
And I was by this time, like, you know, the
food came, her food was cold. I didn't want to
start eating without her, And so you know, she comes
back inside and she's like really cool, calm and collected,
and I said, is everything okay? And she said, yeah,
I'm just dealing with some family stuff. You know, my
sister called me and you know a little sibling sibling

(18:05):
quarrels or whatever. So I just said okay. I said, well,
do you want me to order you something else? You know,
I can have them send this back and we can
order you a fresh one, so that way it's high.
And you know, she didn't want to eat at that point.
She said, no, I'm fine. We can just wrap up,
you know, if you want to eat and you know,

(18:26):
we can go to the park. So yeah, that's kind
of how the that portion of the date went. That's
the only pickup that I could think of that happened.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
That was a pretty big hiccup.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
And she whows you to the park, which is a
good sign to continue after dinner, like she kept it going.

Speaker 10 (18:43):
Yeah, that's what I don't understand. We went to the park.
You know, we had you know, great convo and I
even got to you know, pick in on the cheek
at the end of the end of the day, tru
thought was great, And I just don't know what else happened.
It's really weird.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
Well, we'll see if we can figure it out for you.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
Then we'll play a song come Back, and then call
her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting
you and then maybe get you another day.

Speaker 10 (19:06):
All right, thanks, sounds good. Let's do it.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
We'll play us on come Back, Get Your First Day
follow Up next. If you're just joining us for today's
first date follow up. Ryan is on the phone. He's
getting ghosted by Chelsea and doesn't know why. So in
just a second, we're gonna call her see if she'll
tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him
another date. But before we do that, Ryan, why don't
you catch everybody up on your situation?

Speaker 10 (19:30):
Yeah? So, Kada. Really, what I thought was a great
date with Chelsea. The only hiccup that happened during the
date but she had to take a phone call from
you know, an important phone call to deal with a situation.
Family situation, I guess. But other than that, we hit
it off. Great conversation, great energy, great vibes. Even got

(19:51):
a peck on the cheek at the end of the night.
After that, just ghost nothing gone, click it all right?

Speaker 2 (19:58):
You ready for us to call her?

Speaker 10 (19:59):
I'm ready?

Speaker 1 (20:00):
Okay, here we go. Hello, Hi, man, I speak to Chelsea. Please, Chelsea? Hi,
how are you? My name is Jubel and this is
a radio show. It's called The Jubeil Show.

Speaker 2 (20:20):
Hi, Chelsea, I'm Nina also on the show. Hi, and
I'm Victoria.

Speaker 4 (20:23):
Hi.

Speaker 15 (20:25):
Hello.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
Have you ever listened to the show before?

Speaker 7 (20:28):
Actually?

Speaker 6 (20:29):
Have?

Speaker 16 (20:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (20:30):
Sweet?

Speaker 7 (20:32):
Cool?

Speaker 2 (20:33):
Really cool? You know why we recall you?

Speaker 7 (20:39):
Did I win something? I hope I did.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
It's possible. It depends how much you like Ryan. You
remember going on a date with Ryan.

Speaker 7 (20:47):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
So this is a first State follow up, the segment
where we if you've been ghosted, you can email us.
So we get that person on the phone and ask
why you're being ghosted. And Ryan emailed us about you.

Speaker 17 (20:59):
So the reason why I'm ghosting him is because I'm
trying to dodge my ex and I honestly didn't want
to scare Ryan away.

Speaker 7 (21:13):
So my eggs.

Speaker 18 (21:15):
Texted me while I was from the date with Ryan,
and he texted, I need to see you, and then
he continued like, I trust your phone.

Speaker 7 (21:25):
I'm coming to see you.

Speaker 18 (21:26):
Oh yeah, And so I went to call him to
kind of diffuse the situation because like we've been broken
up for about six months, but he's really having a
hard time accepting the breakup, and so he drives by
my house constantly. He like sends me still flowers to work,

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and so I honestly I took the call, and after that,
I just had a hard time because I just don't
want I really feel like I need to get a
handle on him before I bring anybody into my life
and bring this drama into anybody's life.

Speaker 7 (22:04):
And I honestly feel bad for Ryan, Like I just.

Speaker 18 (22:06):
Don't want to bring that to him, and so I
just haven't really responded much to Ryan.

Speaker 11 (22:14):
You liked him though, Yeah, I like trying a lot.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
Actually, it's actually kind of respectful.

Speaker 3 (22:21):
Like, think about how many people have like X drama
and they don't even care about the new person they
bring into their life. And now this new person is
like collateral damage. I think that that's really cool of you.
But I also think that's something you could probably tell him.

Speaker 7 (22:35):
I guess I could have told him. I honestly feel
like I.

Speaker 18 (22:39):
Just it's not fair. It's not fair to bring anybody
with My ex is pretty.

Speaker 15 (22:44):
Preciously as easy, yeah, and I just.

Speaker 7 (22:47):
Don't want to put him in any dangerous situation.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
Oh wow, you think he's like dangerous.

Speaker 17 (22:52):
Well, I mean I don't know about how.

Speaker 18 (22:55):
He will be confrontational, okay if he sees me with
another guy. Yeah, and so that hasn't happened yet, so
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
Well, if you think about it this way, though, your
ex is still controlling you because you're not dating people
you want.

Speaker 7 (23:08):
To date pretty much. Yeah, that's true. I didn't even
think about that.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
In my opinion, that's pretty unacceptable. That's like, how do
you handle How do you handle that?

Speaker 7 (23:18):
I don't know.

Speaker 18 (23:19):
I am really trying hard to just be civilized and
talk to him and just try to calm him down
and just let him know that I'm not interested anymore.

Speaker 7 (23:28):
And it's just been really hard.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
Well, I have a couple ideas for you, but I'll
get to those at a second. First, I'm going to
let you know that Ryan is actually on the other
line and has been listening and wants to.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
Talk to you.

Speaker 10 (23:38):
Yes, Hi, Ryan, Hey, Chelsea, how are you. I'm good
to you.

Speaker 11 (23:44):
I'm so sorry.

Speaker 7 (23:46):
I honestly didn't know mean to go see you. It
just it's has been really stressful.

Speaker 15 (23:52):
Lean.

Speaker 10 (23:53):
I'm so happy to hear your voice. I'm sorry to
put you on the radio and put you on a
spot like this, but I didn't know what else to do,
and Yeahre, I needed to know. I just really thought
there's a connection there, and so yeah, I'm happy to
hear that. It wasn't me.

Speaker 7 (24:14):
No, you didn't do anything wrong. You were so sweet.
I felt like we really had a connection. And it's
been so hard for me. It's been really heavy because
I just honestly don't want to put you in any
weird situation. You know, I don't think it will be fair.

Speaker 10 (24:31):
There are a couple of questions. Are you completely are you
still attached emotionally?

Speaker 17 (24:36):
Like?

Speaker 10 (24:37):
You know, do you still have feelings for him?

Speaker 17 (24:40):
No?

Speaker 18 (24:40):
I don't have feelings for him and it's been six months.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
Yeah, absolutely not, Chelsea. I have a question for you,
why do you still talk to him?

Speaker 7 (24:51):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
I'm just do you feel bad.

Speaker 7 (24:53):
Something like that? I'm feel bad for him, I know
he's suffering.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
Care about yourself. You're done with a relationship with him.
You don't need to talk to him unless you have
like a kid or something and you have to talk
to him.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
You don't need to.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
Feel bad for him, feel bad for yourself. You're not
able to date Ryan, and you want to date Ryan,
and you're letting your extra control how that issue goes
because you're worried about your ex. Worry about yourself. Get it, girl,
Well you should get it girl.

Speaker 3 (25:20):
You should also make sure that your man like has
some type of restraining order if he really does keep
popping random places, because that is not okay.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
Yeah, if it's super bad, you should do that for real.

Speaker 18 (25:30):
Yeah, I mean I haven't really stopped fully the communication
that I could definitely block him.

Speaker 15 (25:36):
I just feel so bad for him because.

Speaker 7 (25:38):
I thought he's just really suffering and I.

Speaker 11 (25:41):
Just don't I mean, I hated having.

Speaker 18 (25:44):
A break up the relationship, but I really don't have
any feelings for him.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
Believe me, it's hard. It's hard to not talk to
somebody who's persistent. But you ghosted Ryan, you can ghost
again this life coaching right now. It's just you know, accurate,
It's true.

Speaker 17 (26:05):
You know I'm sorry Ryan.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
You can tell you so empathetic too, which is a
great quality, Chelsea.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
But would you like to go on another day with Ryan?
Will pay for it?

Speaker 11 (26:14):
I don't love to.

Speaker 7 (26:16):
I am really like.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
Right, what else you got?

Speaker 11 (26:19):
Like?

Speaker 2 (26:21):
Just get it, girl, that's all anxiety.

Speaker 10 (26:25):
Thank you. I really want to say thank you. Guys.
I'm so much for getting us back together here and
so that we can continue on. And Chelsea, don't worry.
You know, I'm a big boy. I can hold my own,
I can hold you down and you know, protect you
and myself. No worries about the crazy X and come

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get it girl.

Speaker 11 (26:52):
Doubles first date follow up.

Speaker 14 (26:54):
You know what's weird about your quiz is Katie? Is
that all the work is right and just the answers
are wrong. I know that having a boyfriend may seem
like the most important thing in the world right now,
but you don't have to dumb yourself down to get
guys to like you.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
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your chance to take on our own Victoria. Amera is
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want to play Victoria. And now let's get Victoria's brain
all loosened up and.

Speaker 2 (27:47):
Ready to go. Yeah, here we go.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
Okay, first question, how many apples grow on a tree?

Speaker 2 (27:54):
Victoria? A lot?

Speaker 1 (28:00):
Almost correct, all of them. What why do you never
see elephants hiding in trees because they don't live in
the trees. Nope, because they're just that good at it.

Speaker 10 (28:18):
I don't know.

Speaker 12 (28:22):
A right.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
You versus Victoria is coming up right after this. It's
the Duel Show.

Speaker 19 (28:26):
What you just said is one of the most insanely
idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in
your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything
that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this
room is now dumber for having listened to it. I
award you no points, and may God have mercy on

(28:47):
your soul.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramiera's in a game
of trivia for one hundred dollars Macy's gift card. And
let's meet today's contestant for You versus Victoria, Tiana. How
you doing, Tiana?

Speaker 18 (29:01):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (29:04):
I love you. You sound like you're ready to go.

Speaker 18 (29:07):
I am ready to go.

Speaker 10 (29:08):
My four son is just dying here in the car.

Speaker 11 (29:10):
He's like, please let me.

Speaker 9 (29:11):
Out of the car, go to school.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
Hold your son old, you're thirteen thirteen? Okay, so he's
at that age where he was like, this is dumb, mom.

Speaker 10 (29:24):
Yes, that's exactly what he is. Are you gonna call
it again?

Speaker 15 (29:27):
I don't want to sit her again.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
All right, Well, we're gonna have Victoria lee the studio
while she's leaving Tianna. The game is played like this.
You have thirteen seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass, and Victoria
has to beat you outright to win.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
I at thirteen or thirty thirty seconds.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
Okay, okay, here we go, Siana.

Speaker 2 (29:53):
Your time starts.

Speaker 10 (29:55):
Now.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
What did TikTok used to be called?

Speaker 11 (30:00):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (30:01):
Twitter?

Speaker 3 (30:02):
What is the name of the largest lake in Africa?

Speaker 14 (30:06):
Oh?

Speaker 16 (30:06):
My gosh? Pass?

Speaker 3 (30:07):
How many electoral votes must a candidate win in order
to win the presidency?

Speaker 11 (30:13):
One hundred eighty seven.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
Who is the author of the book The Fault in
Our Stars?

Speaker 11 (30:18):
Oh my goodness, I don't know, Mark Twain.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
It's where was Where was Walt Disney born? Oh?

Speaker 10 (30:26):
New York?

Speaker 2 (30:27):
All right, time is up.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
We'll bring Victoria back into the studio and while she's
getting her headphones on and getting ready, Tiana, what's something
you would like the world to know today?

Speaker 10 (30:37):
I am an iron Man and I'm training for two more.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
Oh well, I always wanted to do an iron Man.
Their training is crazy. Yeah, yeah, don't you have a trainer.
Like I looked up the training because I wanted to
do an iron Man, and I'm like, I don't think
I have the time to do that because of like
work and stuff. I don't see them being like, hey,
you can take the day off so you can go
on a one hundred and twenty mile back ride to I.

Speaker 11 (30:59):
Know, I know it's hard.

Speaker 10 (31:00):
It's hard to tweeze in for sure.

Speaker 2 (31:02):
That's why it's hard to do an iron Man. I
guess it's impressive.

Speaker 15 (31:05):
That is exactly why it is impressive.

Speaker 6 (31:07):
I think I'd like to run against Victoria instead of
play this game.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
Maybe that's alred you think you could do right now?
You would win. I mean we can set it up,
you guys.

Speaker 4 (31:17):
Iron competition. It's all feet instead of miles. It's like
one hundred and twenty feet. Yeah, an iron man, Yeah,
we do that.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
An how long are all the all the legs of
an iron Man. I can't remember. I know there's marathon,
how else?

Speaker 2 (31:32):
This go ahead?

Speaker 18 (31:33):
Yeah, there's it's two point four mile swim, one hundred
and twelve mile bike, and a twenty six point two
mile run.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
You'll get in the beginning. At the same.

Speaker 15 (31:42):
Time, I'm just gonna yep one after the other.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
I would need a metal suit to be an iron man.

Speaker 9 (31:50):
It's fun, it's amazing.

Speaker 11 (31:51):
Though, amazing to finish.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
Victoria, Yes, yeah, yeah, thirty seconds. Answer as many questions
as possible. If you don't know one, just say pass
and you have to beat Tiana outright to win, and
remember she's an iron woman.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
Are you ready? Okay? Tianna, you can tell Victoria when
to go?

Speaker 11 (32:13):
Okay, Ready, set go?

Speaker 2 (32:15):
What did TikTok used to be called? What? Musically?

Speaker 3 (32:21):
What is the name of the largest lake in Africa?
I don't know past how many electoral votes must have
candidate win in order to win the president?

Speaker 2 (32:32):
So I'm supposed to know this? H two ninety four.
Who is the author of the book The Fault in
Our Stars? Actually?

Speaker 20 (32:43):
Green?

Speaker 2 (32:44):
I don't know something?

Speaker 3 (32:45):
Green?

Speaker 1 (32:47):
All right, time is up. Let's send it over and
see how you guys did with our scoreboard produce of bread.

Speaker 4 (32:54):
All right, but Tianna did not get any correct Victoria
got one correct.

Speaker 2 (32:58):
Whoa, I'd be like very close on another one.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
One and a half kind of Victoria wins.

Speaker 5 (33:06):
Yeah, made.

Speaker 3 (33:10):
All right, let's get the answers now with Nina TikTok
did used to be called musically rise? Is that all
the time? You get so mad about it. The largest
lake in Africa, Victoria. You'll never forget is Lake Victoria.
What there must be two hundred and seventy electoral votes
a candidate to win the presidency. And John Green is
the author of the book The Fault in Our Stars?

Speaker 2 (33:30):
Oh who?

Speaker 3 (33:32):
And then Walt Disney was actually born in Chicago. You
can't ask you that one because you didn't get there.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
Okay, sorry, even though you've done an iron Man, you
couldn't iron Man competition of trivia right here.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
You do get one hundred dollars gift card just for playing.

Speaker 7 (33:51):
Oh thank you.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
Yes, play versus Victoria at the same time every single
weekday morning. Remember, if you want to play Victoria, all
I have to do is go to the Jubile Show
or dm us at the Jubile Show, and you too
can compete against trivia Titanny.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
When you call her tight, it's time to.

Speaker 5 (34:11):
Catch a Cheater.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
Only on the Jubile Show. Daisy is on the phone
today for to catch a Cheater. She's been together with
her boyfriend Tom for four years, but now she thinks
that something might be going on, so we'll see if
we can.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
Help her out.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
Daisy, sorry you have to come on the show this way,
But what's up? Why do you think Tom's cheating on you?

Speaker 6 (34:28):
Well, it all started about a month ago. We do
this thing called stip and paint and it's a really
fun time.

Speaker 11 (34:34):
We always do it.

Speaker 6 (34:36):
Tom is actually a little bit better of a painter
than I am, but we're always like typically in a
big group of people. But anyway, there's always this one
girl that's kind of flirtatious and kind of hangs by him,
and there is always complimenting how good he paints, and
she's super flirtatious with him, and he has a tendency
to kind of be flirtatious as well. I've caught him

(34:57):
a few times flirting and getting a little handy at.

Speaker 15 (35:00):
A club, but you know, that's just kind of how
he is.

Speaker 6 (35:03):
So I don't know if it's just his personality, but
it's just been a lot lately, so I'm kind of
thinking he might be cheating. He also has been coming
home lately with like little specks.

Speaker 11 (35:16):
Of paint on his hands, and that's like, you know.

Speaker 6 (35:21):
Three days after we did the paint and step, and
I know obviously he washes his hands.

Speaker 11 (35:25):
So is he painting with this girl? Am I crazy
for thinking this? I don't know.

Speaker 3 (35:30):
So when you say that you've caught him like getting
handsy in a club and like flirting with this girl
even so he's just openly doing this in front of you,
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (35:38):
Yeah, he just kind of is very flirtatious. It's kind
of his personality. So I don't know if it's just
his personality or if there's like some intention behind it,
especially with this one girl at the painting step.

Speaker 2 (35:49):
Have you asked him about her?

Speaker 11 (35:51):
Uh?

Speaker 15 (35:52):
Yeah, I mean he kind of just.

Speaker 11 (35:53):
Plays it off and said he's just being friendly. It's
nothing like that, and not to worry.

Speaker 2 (35:58):
Have you ever told him you like it when he
flirts with other people in front of you?

Speaker 11 (36:03):
Yeah, I mean he knows, and he knows.

Speaker 6 (36:04):
I definitely have a tendency to you know, react like
I could get.

Speaker 11 (36:08):
A little mad about it on his end, and I
can also get mad at the girls. So he's well
aware of that.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
Okay, and you're cool with him being handsy, just not
like if it goes any further than that.

Speaker 6 (36:20):
I think so, I mean, as long as it's there's
no like ill intent where he is cheating or thinking
about cheating, it's.

Speaker 15 (36:28):
It isn't you know. The worst thing that's I don't know, it.

Speaker 6 (36:33):
Is kind of just who he is. But you know,
one time he did come home like one night with
a spot of paint on the bottom of his shirt
and it was the shirt that he had never worn before,
like on our nights that we paint. So I know,
like he has to be out painting.

Speaker 15 (36:46):
I don't know if it's with her.

Speaker 11 (36:47):
I really don't think he would be doing it with
his friends. I mean, it's kind of like a girly
activity and his guy friends.

Speaker 15 (36:52):
Wouldn't like that. So I just feel like he's out.

Speaker 11 (36:55):
Painting with her.

Speaker 3 (36:57):
It's kind of weird for him to show this paint
on his hand one day and then paint on a
shirt another. Is it like a color paint or could
it be like white paint? From painting a wall.

Speaker 6 (37:07):
Oh, it's usually colored paint, and like he doesn't really
it's not like I mean, if he painted.

Speaker 11 (37:11):
A wall, I would know about it.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
Yeah, yeah, you're right. I mean what does he say
when you like bring it up?

Speaker 6 (37:18):
Well, he tries to kind of act like, oh, I
forgot to like clean it up from the last time.
But this shirt in particular, I'm like, you didn't wear
it the last time. You didn't wear this when we
were painting.

Speaker 15 (37:27):
So he tries to act like, oh, I forgot to
like wash.

Speaker 11 (37:29):
My hands or stress through this. But that doesn't make
any sense.

Speaker 3 (37:33):
That would definitely be an unsettling situation. Outside of the
paint and the flirtations, are there is there anything different
at home in your relationship.

Speaker 11 (37:41):
I don't know. I think it's fairly normal. Honestly, really
didn't tell Okay, all right, Well.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
We'll see if we can figure it out for you.
You told us about grocery store. He's a rewards card
member at So we'll play a song come back, and
then call him and pretend to be from the grocery
store and say that he's this month's lucky winner of
free flowers delivered from our Florida Department.

Speaker 2 (37:59):
And we'll see he sends those to you or to
somebody else.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
Okay, okay, all right, we'll play a song, come back
and get her to catch cheeter next. It's the Jubil
Show if you're just joining us for today's to catch Cheter.
Daisy is on the phone and she thinks that her
boyfriend of four years is cheating. So on a second,
we're gonna call him and pretend to be from the
grocery store that he's a rewards member at and say

(38:21):
that he's this month's lucky winner of free flowers delivered
to anybody that he wants, and see if he sends
them to her or to somebody else. But first, Daisy,
why don't you catch everybody up on your situation?

Speaker 6 (38:31):
So me and Tom are usually going to these paint
and Zip nights, and there's been this one.

Speaker 11 (38:36):
Girl that's always, you.

Speaker 6 (38:37):
Know, by his side, complimenting every little thing, and they're
very flirtatious with one another.

Speaker 15 (38:41):
He does have a flirtatious personality.

Speaker 11 (38:43):
So I couldn't tell if that there was any intention
behind it.

Speaker 6 (38:46):
But now he's been coming home with little like spots
of paint on him, like three days after the fact
that we went on the paint and sip so I
think he's out painting with this girl or going to
her classes or something, and I called into the show
to see if he can help me find out if
he's cheating or what the deal in.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
Okay, are you ready for us to call him?

Speaker 4 (39:06):
Then?

Speaker 2 (39:06):
Yeah, okay, here we go.

Speaker 15 (39:20):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (39:21):
Hi, this is Corbyn calling from I was looking for
our Rewards card member named Tom.

Speaker 5 (39:27):
This is he.

Speaker 2 (39:28):
Hi, Tom, how are you please?

Speaker 11 (39:29):
Don't hang up?

Speaker 1 (39:29):
This is not a marketing phone call. I'm calling to
let you know. Congratulations here this month's big winter.

Speaker 2 (39:33):
Thank you for shopping with us, Thanks for letting me know.
Absolutely yep you.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
In case you weren't aware, Every single month, we choose
one Rewards Card member at random who gets free flowers
delivered from our Florida department. You've just won thirty six
long simmer end roses, a box of candy or chocolate,
and a card to be delivered to anybody that you
want with in the fifty United States of America.

Speaker 5 (39:54):
Oh wow, uh okay, cool, and you'll deliver them for me.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
Yes, you'll get confirmations that there is no charge. This
is absolutely free. It's just our way of saying thank
you very much for shopping. And then you know who
you want to send them to right now, or you
need me to call you back.

Speaker 5 (40:10):
No, no, I think I think I know who I
want to send to.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
Yeah, okay, great.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
First thing, I would need to be the first and
last name of the person you would like to send
them to.

Speaker 17 (40:20):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (40:20):
Yeah, sure, this is my lady friend.

Speaker 10 (40:24):
Her name is.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
Amber, Amber, and uh is there anything you like to
put on a card to Amber, he says, your lady friend.

Speaker 2 (40:33):
I can do a lovey, lovey kind of card if
you'd like.

Speaker 20 (40:36):
Yeah, yeah, how about I can't wait to paint you again.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
Baby?

Speaker 5 (40:44):
Whoa every whoa.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
That's a spicy one. I don't even know what that means.
But I'm not gonna and I'm not gonna ask any questions.
But good for you, Tom.

Speaker 5 (40:53):
Yeah, yeah, I know it is mine. We've been doing this,
we've been doing this activity together.

Speaker 1 (40:57):
She'll get okay, great, well, and now at this point
I'll let you know that you're a girlfriend is probably
gonna be pretty upset with you, and she's on the
phone listening.

Speaker 2 (41:05):
Because this is actually the Jubil Show. It's a radio show. Yeah, well,
how could you?

Speaker 11 (41:11):
I knew something like going on between you and that girl?

Speaker 5 (41:14):
What are you talking? What's happened? What's happening right now?

Speaker 11 (41:17):
How could you not like tell me the truth? You
know that I've been questioning.

Speaker 15 (41:20):
You about it.

Speaker 11 (41:21):
I've been asking you. You've been coming home with paint
all over you for days now, Like I knew.

Speaker 15 (41:26):
Something was going on. Why are you being dishonest with me?

Speaker 5 (41:29):
Like, I'm not being dishonest.

Speaker 20 (41:31):
I think I think this is being completely blown out
of proportion.

Speaker 5 (41:35):
Obviously, obviously it was a joke. Obviously that was a joke.

Speaker 2 (41:39):
I can't wait to paint all over you. Yeah what, Yeah,
that was a joke.

Speaker 11 (41:44):
You would have sent them to me?

Speaker 15 (41:45):
Come on, that's ridiculous.

Speaker 11 (41:47):
I can't believe you would do this to me.

Speaker 15 (41:49):
Like we've been together for.

Speaker 11 (41:50):
Four years and you're going to just let.

Speaker 6 (41:52):
Things go due because you meet some girl on our
painting some night. This would be a romantic date between us.

Speaker 20 (41:58):
You you're the one that said you wanted me to
be like more adventurous.

Speaker 6 (42:02):
I'm just like, I'm like, let's plan more fun dates,
like outside the box, not just.

Speaker 11 (42:07):
Same old boring ones and go on. So I thought
paint and sip would be fun for us.

Speaker 5 (42:14):
Yeah, this is absolutely ridiculous.

Speaker 20 (42:16):
You tell me to do something and now you're getting
upset at me, Like I don't even know.

Speaker 7 (42:21):
You're literally seeing.

Speaker 6 (42:22):
The girl that helps us with the paintings, Like like
she's the person that teaches us how to paint.

Speaker 11 (42:29):
How much does it feel?

Speaker 14 (42:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 20 (42:31):
But like I think it's kind of crazy to like
call me out on this on the radio. I mean,
like this is like a conversation we should have personally,
Like this is this.

Speaker 6 (42:39):
I tried to have this conversation personally numerous times, and
you're not, like you're not giving you keep saying that
I'm I'm overthinking.

Speaker 11 (42:45):
It's not that serious. There's nothing between you.

Speaker 15 (42:48):
You forgot to wash your hair.

Speaker 5 (42:51):
That doesn't make any sense, Like what are you hand
all the time?

Speaker 10 (42:55):
Like this is crazy?

Speaker 5 (42:56):
This is absolutely insane.

Speaker 3 (43:00):
Tom, I mean, at this point, you're busted. So to
insult her by telling her it was her idea and
then I don't know, point fingers in every other direction
other than looking at yourself seems a little bit ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (43:12):
So you could just own it.

Speaker 5 (43:14):
No, you guys don't even know the half of it. Okay,
you guys don't even know what the hell you're talking about.
And Daisy, you know what, at least Amber, Amber doesn't
nag me constantly. You know, I'm done with this boy.

Speaker 15 (43:24):
Of course he doesn't because she's okay with being a
side piece.

Speaker 11 (43:27):
She knows you've been together for four years.

Speaker 20 (43:29):
Come on, you know she's more than a side piece. Okay,
at least she doesn't nag me and treat me like
the way you treat me. And and I can't believe
you put me on this juwbile jew Beel. What the
hell this show is? I'm done with this. I'm out
of here.

Speaker 5 (43:43):
Bye?

Speaker 2 (43:44):
What all right, Daisy, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 6 (43:48):
Yeah, you know what, it's fine. I'm glad we exposed him,
like thanks for helping me out. I don't think I
would have ever got to the bottom of this if
I didn't call you guys. So, you know what, this
is the best thing I can happen now I know
who is and I'll be enjoying.

Speaker 11 (44:02):
Stick and paint by myself or maybe.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
Maybe not, maybe do again, or find someone who isn't
so handsy, you know, and they just maybe handsy with
you when you want.

Speaker 11 (44:13):
Them to be exactly.

Speaker 2 (44:14):
Yeah, sorry though, sorry, it's all right.

Speaker 11 (44:17):
Thank you so much, guys.

Speaker 2 (44:18):
Seriously sounds really strong.

Speaker 11 (44:23):
The Jewel shows to catch a cheater.

Speaker 1 (44:26):
You need your advice. It's a jeble show. If I
know our listeners, they have sent many, many, many naughty
picture text messages. And that's why our friends, knowing our
listeners that are just tossing noodles to everybody in their
contact list all the time.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
Yes, you know somebody a little noodle, a little noodle.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
Somebody on this show needs help with a little issue
regarding some spicy text messages they may or may not
have sent.

Speaker 2 (44:59):
Who is it?

Speaker 1 (45:00):
And will these pictures accidentally be leaked on the internet
for the future, One can hope because it's good publicity.
But I'll tell you what happened and who it is
so you can hopefully help us and give us some advice.
Right after this, it's the Double Show. Have you ever
sent a naughty text message? It can be hard to
do that because all the things that go into it,

(45:20):
you know, like, can I trust the person not to
post this picture on their story so they like this
picture as much as the last three people I've sent
it to? And then there's the process of taking the picture.
That's tough, the lighting, the angles, especially if you're a
guy and it's it is hard to get next to

(45:41):
your car, so you can take it in the side.

Speaker 2 (45:43):
Mirror, that mirror larger.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
I've decided that whenever I take another one of those,
I'm going to hire a real estate agent to do
it for me, because somehow they can make a tiny
one bedroom apartment. Anyway, somebody on this show has had
something happen with some spicy text messages and needs your.

Speaker 2 (46:11):
Advice on some things. And that's none other than Nina.

Speaker 3 (46:16):
Yes, yes, it's me. It's at me in quite a spiral.
There's two questions here, so think about you in this moment.
How long is the appropriate amount of time to receive
a response to a noodle?

Speaker 11 (46:28):
Hmmm?

Speaker 2 (46:29):
And what do you expect the response to be? Good? Right?

Speaker 14 (46:35):
Right?

Speaker 2 (46:36):
Something? What happened to you on.

Speaker 3 (46:40):
So on Friday night, the guy that I'm hanging out with,
spending time with whatever you want to call it, was
out with his friends. I was out with mine. So
I got home and I was feeling all feisty. So
I took some time got the lighting right, Like I
took some time to put it together and put it
together and to make it good. I knew he was out,
so I thought this would be kind of like a
fun surprise, so I send it.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
Time keeps going by, it's been hours.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
Whenever you've send a picture like that, you're hoping that
a response is quick.

Speaker 3 (47:11):
I think that that's a general rule. If you receive
a photo like that, respond quickly. But he was out
with his friends. Maybe he didn't want to open it.
If he got a glimpse of it, he had to
hide it real quick. Not hide it, but just a
thumb up emoji.

Speaker 2 (47:23):
I get that.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
Which did you imagine somebody just sends you a thumbs
up after that?

Speaker 2 (47:27):
Like cool?

Speaker 3 (47:28):
I don't think there's anything worse than it thumbs up,
So at least I can say I didn't get the
thumbs up. The hours went by, and there is a
way to excuse me. I mean, there's just ways, okay,
like you don't leave somebody hanging. So, of course, after
a couple hours and the fact that I had been
out with my friends too, I spiraled a little bit
and sent some text messages to pick to the.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
Effect of like, I've never how long and have been
since you didn't hear back after you fired off the
two and a half hours.

Speaker 2 (47:50):
That's a long time with his dudes, right, yeah, I
knew that I was.

Speaker 3 (47:54):
It could have even just been like oh dang, or
like whatever, there's some a way to respond, because you
know why I sent that message, like oh, I'm never
doing this again. You know how fast you responded to
that text message less than five minutes, But.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
That could be that could be time.

Speaker 4 (48:07):
I'm just saying, like when I'm out, I don't even
remember I have a phone.

Speaker 3 (48:11):
I understand that it's not about like I need something lengthy.
I don't even need to just spend time with it.
I just need the acknowledgment that it was received something,
you mean, a picture back.

Speaker 2 (48:23):
So it was my turn. So it was like, you know,
we take terms with that was my turn.

Speaker 3 (48:27):
So then so he responds and he's just like man,
I'm out getting blurried, and I'm like.

Speaker 2 (48:33):
Okay, cool, and he's like what if it.

Speaker 3 (48:36):
Wasn't a good time, But I'm like yeah, so, but
like what about the picture though, So there's a very
good chance that his friends did see this picture, and
then still nobody is acknowledged his friends.

Speaker 2 (48:47):
Nobody like you should picture. I'm like, dude, should.

Speaker 3 (48:54):
So I'm sitting up all night, wrapping back and forth,
like can I get an emoji? Can I get a
like mo dang series? Like literally anything would have been fine.
I'm expecting to be gassed up because that took some time,
and I'm sorry. You're welcome. You were also out correcked.
I was earlier, but like I.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
Was a lot of effort that it takes to take
those pictures, you know, because you've got you do have
to get the lighting right and stuff, and like the
amount of time that takes to do that, you would
hope that you would at least get a response to
be like, good work.

Speaker 2 (49:22):
I know that took a lot of time, and I'm
proud of you.

Speaker 1 (49:27):
Anything hard work that you did.

Speaker 2 (49:30):
You know, what is the validation? You know?

Speaker 3 (49:33):
Where this gets worse. I stand up all night, rocking
back and forth, really upset. Finally I fall asleep. I
wake up in the morning, nine o'clock in the morning,
ten o'clock.

Speaker 2 (49:42):
Eleven, there's still no room. Response. Eleven thirty in the morning,
still no response. And then finally he sent me a
picture of himself. He's like it was blocked out.

Speaker 1 (49:50):
I'm like, Okay, So he said, you a picture of
himself like hungover, well.

Speaker 3 (49:53):
Of him out that night with his friends blacked out.
So he's taking pictures with his friend doing all this stuff.
And he's like, you did not I forget he had
a phone.

Speaker 2 (50:01):
Yeah, he didn't forget to be had a phone. And
still nothing about the stupidd page.

Speaker 3 (50:06):
Sure, and I'm trying to be cool, right like I
already did like my little freak out and whatever, and
so anyway, what.

Speaker 2 (50:13):
Did you send back? It's cool?

Speaker 3 (50:16):
I just yeah, I gave him the thumbs up. You know,
it's going to be really silly when I can't handle
it anymore. And I talked to him, I'm like, you know,
I'm still waiting for that picture.

Speaker 2 (50:33):
You're gonna say anything about the noodle that I sent you?

Speaker 3 (50:36):
Because if you want another noodle or if you want
to touch a noodle.

Speaker 2 (50:40):
You got why I want to noodle.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
Maybe that's why it's time for Nina's what's trending?

Speaker 3 (50:49):
Who's watching The Menendez Brothers. The stories that come out
after this show on Netflix is pretty wild. So if
you haven't heard, there's a show called The Menandez Brothers
as part of a Monster series by Ryan Murphy on Netflix.
So one of the brothers, the younger one, has just
recently spoke out about his reaction to the show and
he's criticizing it for not being accurate. Of course, he's

(51:10):
just saying the portrayaler about it was all wrong. But
Ryan Murphy is saying, you know, it's fine, we did
our due diligence, but you haven't even seen it.

Speaker 2 (51:18):
So how do you get to say anything.

Speaker 3 (51:19):
Well, it doesn't matter what they say, because now Netflix
is announced that they're going to do a documentary what
with both of the brothers talking about their lives since
all of that had happened now, right, I know they
had to capitalize on it in Netflix. But October seventh,
for the first time in thirty years and their own words,
they're going to talk about that trial and everything that
we're watching right now on the show.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
Wow. Well, I mean, I.

Speaker 13 (51:40):
Don't know that's like a good thing because they saw
the move or the show and they're like, this is interaccurate,
Like they didn't like it.

Speaker 2 (51:45):
So this is like their chance, like tell their totally story.

Speaker 4 (51:48):
It's not the first time in thirty years, Like it's
I think it was their mouths, their story in court
and lost. They killed their parents. End of story. They
did stay in jail.

Speaker 2 (51:59):
We don't care. They did condo.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
There's a famous building in la because of the they
one of them lived there for a while. These two
like apartments in Marina Delray. But anyway, I almost bought
a condo in that building one time, and I was like.

Speaker 2 (52:12):
WHOA did they tell you? Oh?

Speaker 1 (52:14):
No, I just knew because it was like, you know,
you saw it all the time on the news and stuff,
and so I was just like, I might buy a
place in the Meninda's building.

Speaker 4 (52:22):
Yeah, they bought that condo with all that they did,
that spending spree after they.

Speaker 2 (52:26):
Killed their parents. Wait seriously, yeah, oh did it feel crazy? No,
the condo was dope. It wasn't there condo, It was
just in the building.

Speaker 3 (52:34):
Got I got it? Okay, is going to the gym
your thing? Are you a CrossFit person? Then there is
something that you need to be aware of that you
may not have been. It is possible to explode your muscles.
What There is a girl named Jessica Johnson from South
Carolina who is going viral right now because she exploded

(52:54):
her muscles.

Speaker 2 (52:56):
Her arms exploded during across the works.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
Sometimes when I'm like working all in the gym and
I'm like really got like a good pomp on, it
feels like they're gonna explode, but they.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
Never actually do explode.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
But I'm like, dude, everybody's looking at me, like right now,
like those guys that are about to like.

Speaker 3 (53:12):
Just boom, and if they do, let me tell you
that's not a good thing. Actually exploded. They actually, yeah,
they exploded. So the condition is when it's an intense
exercise that leads to organ failure because your muscles broke
down so much they released talks into your bloodstream, so
that can be a real problem. So she when she

(53:32):
got to the hospital, they actually had to cut open
her arms to drain fluid because of it. So it's
one thing to go hard, but if your body's telling
you don't go that hard.

Speaker 4 (53:42):
No, you really got a listening. This actually happened to
a wrestling coach of mine when I was a kid.
Really his biceps split in half, and then the same
thing happened at least talks.

Speaker 2 (53:52):
It's just being so buff. Crossfitters are like that.

Speaker 1 (53:55):
Now they're gonna hear about that, and they'll be like, dude,
are you even CrossFit, if you haven't like gone to
the mer room because your muscles were exploding, is the
our workout is the best.

Speaker 2 (54:06):
Explode? CrossFit's legit. I tried it one hard.

Speaker 1 (54:12):
All muslan is not hard. It is hard. It is hard,
except most of the people that are CrossFit people are
like a cult. No workout other than a CrossFit workout
is acceptable when it goes and they think it's so
hard that nobody else could ever do it. I worked
out with friend was a crossfitter and he's like, you
want to try a CrossFit work out with me? And

(54:32):
I'm like sure, and then we did it. It's like
this one's called Zelda or whatever their names are.

Speaker 5 (54:36):
Friends.

Speaker 2 (54:37):
It wasn't that bad.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
Like I did was fine, It was a good It
was like a circuit cardio workout with weights, you know
what I mean.

Speaker 2 (54:44):
Like it wasn't like crazy.

Speaker 4 (54:46):
Every CrossFit person forgets they do started CrossFit at some point.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
Right, Yeah good, these nubes in here, their muscles are
not even exploding and they're not having to go to
the emergency room.

Speaker 2 (54:57):
Works time. Yeah, then go to muscle explosion. This to
what I was just talking about.

Speaker 3 (55:04):
Remember that guy was just talking about anyway, you don't.

Speaker 2 (55:12):
Have to listen to the podcast with that man at
the Duble show about God.

Speaker 1 (55:16):
I'm just waiting for all the angry crossfitters are going
to text in right now.

Speaker 2 (55:19):
We're just going care We're just saying to be careful. Ye,
don't explode your muscles. No, it's hard anyway, that's what
it's trending.

Speaker 5 (55:26):
Jewbles dirty little Secret.

Speaker 1 (55:28):
Hello, hey you have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 11 (55:32):
Yes, thank you?

Speaker 16 (55:33):
Okay.

Speaker 21 (55:33):
So every Sunday my husband gets drunk, right and whenever
he's like so so wasted, I go his wallet and
then the next day he's like, hey.

Speaker 18 (55:45):
Well, like what happened?

Speaker 7 (55:46):
You know, did I do anything?

Speaker 15 (55:47):
And I'm like no, but he didn't even notice that.

Speaker 16 (55:49):
I have to read take him like one hundred dollars
from his wallet and he's just actually knacking, and I'm like, hey,
I don't think he'd never noticed so ever since I've
been doing that. So he gets drunk every Sunday and
I just go into the wall. Let's take one hundred
dollars two hundred hey, And then the next day I'm like, hey, shopping, yeah, okay,

(56:10):
I mean he doesn't know this, so I'm like, all right,
so I'll believe here and I know my daughter. I
was like, you have to keep it a secret. We
could not tell her. She's like, oh no, don't worry.
She's like like, can you speak another hundred dollars for me?

Speaker 10 (56:20):
And I'm like, this just for me.

Speaker 2 (56:25):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. Yay,
I have a good day. Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up?
You have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 11 (56:35):
I have two little dirty little secrets?

Speaker 2 (56:38):
O lovely, let's hear okay.

Speaker 22 (56:42):
The first one is back in nineteen and seventy five,
I was getting married and uh, his girlfriend.

Speaker 7 (56:51):
At the time they broke up.

Speaker 22 (56:53):
She kept making me feel uncomfortable, you know, like she
wanted him back.

Speaker 5 (56:58):
Sure, so I.

Speaker 22 (56:59):
Wrote a letter to him to his house in her name,
stating that she was not going to be with him anymore,
that she was getting married and to leave her alone.

Speaker 2 (57:11):
What is.

Speaker 11 (57:18):
It?

Speaker 22 (57:18):
He said, Well, let's get married, and so we got
married and we.

Speaker 7 (57:23):
Stay married until two thousand and five.

Speaker 2 (57:26):
He got neck and throat cancer. Oh I'm sorry to hear.

Speaker 5 (57:30):
That two years old.

Speaker 1 (57:31):
Well two, congratulations on the marriage that long. You know
that doesn't happen and obviously you know it's sad. Story
at the end.

Speaker 2 (57:37):
But sure, but you got.

Speaker 16 (57:40):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (57:41):
I did, Yes, I did.

Speaker 22 (57:45):
My second one is I love love, love to smell manure.

Speaker 7 (57:49):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (57:51):
I love it all right, you know what. I'm kind
of with you on that last one.

Speaker 1 (57:54):
Whenever I drive through like a place that I don't
know why, I just I take big whips.

Speaker 2 (57:58):
Sometimes I'll roll down the window even.

Speaker 10 (58:02):
What is happening right, I love listening to you.

Speaker 7 (58:05):
I'll show the prices are just out of this world.

Speaker 2 (58:09):
I like waugh out loud. Okay, thank you very much,
appreciate you. Have a great day. If you need to
go manure, we'll go with you.

Speaker 1 (58:17):
If you ever need someone to just walk around and
field of cows with you down Ah, have a good day.

Speaker 2 (58:25):
Happening to baba. What's your dirty little singering

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