Signs You Are Wise

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Are you a wise person? Yes?

Speaker 2 (00:02):
It's a jewel show? What makes a wise person? Anyway?
So many people on social media are always dishing out
life advice, but let's face it, the most wise advice
we've gotten from social media lately is hok two on
that thanks, which solid advice?

Speaker 3 (00:18):
So?

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Are you as wise as a hawktu? Girl?

Speaker 4 (00:21):
Why?

Speaker 1 (00:22):
A new study came.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Out that found the top traits that make someone wise,
and we'll go over it next so you can see
for yourself if you're.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
As wise as the hawk to a girl next? It's
a show?

Speaker 2 (00:32):
How can you tell if you're wise? It's the jewel show.
A new study just came out that found the top
traits of someone that is wise, and normally people will
automatically think that age equals wisdom. But I think we're
finding out, thanks to politics, that just because someone has
gray hair and wears depens doesn't mean that they have
everything figured out. What I mean, adult diapers is a
solid move. But did they do it by choice?

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (00:56):
And have they been doing that little time saving technique
since they We're twenty two like yours?

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Truly see proof?

Speaker 2 (01:05):
I didn't have to play commercials or go down the
hall or anything to stop the show anyway, that's adult person.
What are the other top traits of a wise person?
Will go over it now so you can see if
you're actually wise. But according to this new study, one
of the top traits of someone who is actually wise
is the ability to think logically.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
I do all the time you do, Victoria? Wait?

Speaker 5 (01:28):
Wait?

Speaker 1 (01:28):
What do you do all the time?

Speaker 6 (01:29):
I think logically? Like logically, how could I get from
point A to point B? Logically? How do I accomplish
point A task and point B to task?

Speaker 1 (01:38):
You could probably ask yourself those questions, But do you
think you actually do anything logically? Define logically, Victoria?

Speaker 7 (01:43):
Yeah, you can't just throw logically in front of a
sentence logically and then call it logic.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
What is logic? My logical brain to form a thought
into a mission?

Speaker 7 (01:54):
Okay, try it again without using the word in the definition.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Well, that's no fun.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
People can use logically like they do literally. I'm literally
so logically thinking. What's another top trait of a wise person?
The ability to control your emotions? Obviously Victoria doesn't have that.
Look what just happened?

Speaker 1 (02:23):
I logically? Try the time?

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Oh yeah, if you remember this the other day on
the show. This will show how wise Victoria is.

Speaker 6 (02:31):
I finally got to my apartment and I was just like,
wanted to go upstairs, and I opened my trunk.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
I heard something roll and I looked down.

Speaker 8 (02:37):
In my bottle of rosa shattered.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
It was so sad that in my garden thirty minutes.
In your defense, I actually would disagree with that. I
think being in time emotionally, even by showing your emotions
and owning them, does wise. But it was controlling them.

(03:03):
Not that you can't show emotions.

Speaker 7 (03:06):
It's that it takes a certain amount of wisdom to
know when and where to safely let those things flow.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
She was in a safe place, so I was.

Speaker 6 (03:14):
I did try for an hour to control them and
not cry.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Just didn't work.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
She didn't disappear and then lie about where she was
because we couldn't find Victoria, and she's like, I'm in
the small studio, and then Nina went to check the
small studio and there was no Victoria in there.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
I didn't order to.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Find me in the bathroom cry well. But then when
I saw you, I was like, Victoria, you lied and
you're like yeah, he was like, your eyes like a
little redder, are they okay, and I'm like, yeah, I
think something's in them. I'm like my tears, I think
something's in them. I'm not sad. The amount of times

(03:53):
she said I'm not so, I was just sneaking.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Logically, another top ttrait of a wise person is your
ability to reflect on things which you just did.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
I guess wise thinking.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Also the ability to apply knowledge in a useful way.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Well, yeah, that's where it kind of trips me.

Speaker 7 (04:15):
It's not about having the knowledge about actually applying it.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
Yeah, you do have the knowledge, Thank you. I love
this all turned into is victoria Ya turned to his
victorial life has nothing to do with a person.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
Let's go back to that ability to control your emotions
one more time.

Speaker 6 (04:34):
And then I try to say hi to my neighbor
this morning, and he tried so hard just to get
into his apartment.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
Like to avoid.

Speaker 4 (04:44):
Closed the door zone.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Another thing of being wise is you're mindful of how
you interact in social settings. All right, I don't know
exactly what that means. I guess you're just think about
being appropriate for the place you're at, which maybe like
wearing Oh yeah, Wise.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
This was never gonna be about me me Wise, he
was boring it's another jubile phone frame Day Mornings on
the twenties.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
Hello, it's a great day Insurance. This is Pete Deakins.
I was looking for Nicky. Yes, hey, Nichols, how are you?

Speaker 1 (05:28):
Can I call you? Nichols?

Speaker 9 (05:30):
I'm probably not okay.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
Well, so I understand you've had a little fender bender
and you've been trying to follo acclaim with us.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
That's why I'm calling you back.

Speaker 4 (05:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (05:39):
I've actually called you guys like four or five times.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
Now.

Speaker 9 (05:45):
Oh oh, stop back, excuse.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
Me, Nikki.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
I'm so sorry. Yeah, I am so sorry about that.
You ever have co workers that like to have a
little too much fun in the all? I got a
coworker named James. He's a couple of desks down from me,
and he had just you know, he messaged back and
forth here and right in the middle of you saying something.
He sent me a hilarious dad joke and I'm sorry,

(06:12):
it cracked me up, and I'm oh my gosh, you
want to hear it?

Speaker 9 (06:16):
No?

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Maybe if you okay, I'll tell your job only.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
No, I don't want to hear your doke.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
Okay, I'm about to tell you what does a baby
computer call bro.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
I don't want to hear your joke.

Speaker 10 (06:28):
Please just tell me what's going on with my insurance
and my payback from the fender bender I got in?

Speaker 1 (06:34):
Gotcha?

Speaker 2 (06:35):
Okay, real quick though, got a question for you. Okay,
what does a baby computer call his father?

Speaker 3 (06:42):
No, dude, what dada?

Speaker 1 (06:46):
That's the joke he sent me.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
Are you all right? So sorry about that? Okay, So
what's the problem.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
You called me?

Speaker 11 (06:55):
The problem is the fender bender I got in.

Speaker 12 (06:57):
I haven't gotten my money back.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
James, I'm trying to call here.

Speaker 4 (07:06):
Oh are you nicky?

Speaker 2 (07:08):
I'm so sorry about that. It happened again right when
you started talking. James over there, send me another message
with God. This is a doozy. I love a good
dad joke.

Speaker 4 (07:18):
Don't you dude?

Speaker 5 (07:20):
What you're wasting my time?

Speaker 3 (07:21):
What's going on with playing shirts?

Speaker 6 (07:23):
Like?

Speaker 4 (07:23):
I don't give a funk about your dad jokes and
your Polly.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
You're just trying to get light in the mood a
little bit? Well, you know, I'm not.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
It's not me.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
Coming up, it's James over there. You want to talk
to James. Tell them to stop. I'm sorry. We have
too much fun in this office. Hey, what insurance company
are you currently with? I know we're the insurance company
for the person that we were ended.

Speaker 10 (07:42):
You you're asking me what kind of insurance i'm under?

Speaker 1 (07:45):
Yeah, because I was thinking you could switch over to us.
We have fun here.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
Wait, now you're trying to get me a switch.

Speaker 9 (07:51):
You guys sound like a bunch of idiots.

Speaker 10 (07:53):
Why would I want to twitch?

Speaker 2 (07:54):
Well, I'm just saying we have fun over here. Okay,
back to business. All right, I just sound out. I'm colorblind?
Did you know that?

Speaker 9 (08:03):
Why are you telling me this?

Speaker 2 (08:04):
I was just telling you because uh I found out
the news came out of purple instead of the blue.

Speaker 3 (08:14):
Okay, you know what. I'm done with this?

Speaker 4 (08:17):
This is ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
I need to speak to like a manager or something.

Speaker 10 (08:20):
I don't understand why I haven't gotten my money. This
was four months ago.

Speaker 11 (08:24):
It's insane.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
Okay, I'll give you to my manager. I can tell
you're upset. I'm so sorry about this, if you can. Yeah,
I did not share the dad joke thing with him
because I don't think he'd be happy with me.

Speaker 9 (08:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (08:37):
I'm telling him absolutely everything about how terrible this.

Speaker 3 (08:40):
Are you kidding me? Why would I keep my mouth hut.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
Well, I just figured tow since we were having a
good time together, you could throw me a bone because
this is the third time this week this has happened.

Speaker 10 (08:49):
Wait, wait, this is a third time to speak someone
about it for a manager.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
Doesn't that tell you something about how poor.

Speaker 11 (08:55):
Of a job you're doing it at your job?

Speaker 4 (08:57):
Like, don't you feel stupid?

Speaker 9 (08:59):
Get me your manager right now?

Speaker 2 (09:01):
Okay, well, i'll see if he's available at the time.

Speaker 11 (09:04):
I'm done talking to this manager.

Speaker 10 (09:05):
I want you to know they're going to be at
a job. You know that.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
Okay, Well, then I'll just let you know that this
is actually Jubil from the Jewbeil Show doing a phone
prank on you and your husband set you up.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
No, it's a.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
Joke, are you.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
No, I'm not.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
He said that you've been frustrated with the insurance companies
and he wanted me to mess with you.

Speaker 10 (09:24):
Oh my god, I'm going to kill it. Honestly, this
didn't shock me at all because it's been such a
cat and mouse game with this insurance company, Like I
wouldn't be surprised if that's really.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
How they act. Wake up every morning with Jebile phone pranks.
Time for Nina's what's trending. Well, if you needed any
more proof that Taylor Slipp is taking over the world
one step at a time, here's more so. She allegedly
is getting so into football that she started writing plays
for the Kansas City Chiefs. So Patrick Mahomes the quarterback,

(09:58):
you know her man Travis Kel's he's on that team.
I guess she's just been so into it, asking questions
and fascinated by it that she has used her brain
to come up with plays for them to run on
the field. And Patrick's like, she's actually gotten so good
at it, she may actually do some of these going.
They're going to be coming out of the hole. Shake
it off on two, shake it off. That is the

(10:21):
quickest way to get every like swifty in football stadium.
They're like, oh, I know that play, right.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
So it's like, okay, Patrick, what you're gonna do is
date the other quarterback for six months and then break
it up and then make a bunch of songs about
him and just wreck him.

Speaker 4 (10:38):
Down.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
It's a long play, but but it'll work.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
That's really funny. So something else that we kind of
already know that's been happening is like our phones are
listening to us. Our computers and everything seems to be
tracking us. You talk about something and the next thing
you know, it pops up. I think that there's just
an understanding that we realize that everybody is always listening
to us. But there is a memo that has just
recently been leaked on four h four Media site, which
is a media company that has been working with really

(11:06):
big companies like Amazon and Google and all of these people, Facebook,
even And in the memo, it talks about their marketing
concept about how they're bragging about using different AI active
listening features so they can make sure active listening features
to make sure that their clients are getting pushed the
proper advertisement. And so we knew this, but now the

(11:27):
leaked memo has definitely got people a little bit upset,
and then has some of those bigger companies totally taking
themselves away from four O four Media because they're like, okay, no,
we're not doing that.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
That's why I like whenever I get the chance to
look at someone else's phone and I see what ads
come up for them. Yeah, it's interesting because you know
that's the stuff they've been talking about.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
I mean, that's the easiest way to go through somebody's
phone without going through somebody's phone, right, and then you
can't get in trouble to be like, what do you mean?
I was just looking a picture. Tell me more about
the light switch problem you had. Actually I did that once.
There was a dude that I was seeing and all
of the people that he was liking, and all the
stuff that was coming up was bathing suit models and

(12:06):
all this stuff. So then we just knew that was
going to be a problem. There's that new Instagram hack
where you could do that.

Speaker 6 (12:10):
You can like tap on something and you can see
the interaction to people have had.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
Do you care what?

Speaker 9 (12:16):
Yeah? I know that.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
No, you better show me that quick. I'm quitting Instagram.
You got nothing to work. I don't like Nina.

Speaker 7 (12:28):
Let's say if I liked a bunch of your pictures
or something because you and I worked together, and then
someone was like, what's going on here with all this interaction?
I don't want those conversations. That's not how life is
supposed to work. I'm going to delete it.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
I don't love the come over it idea. How many
times have you said you're going to delete it and
it still exists? That's true many.

Speaker 7 (12:46):
First of all, three hundred. The second of all, I'm
very serious this time, okay, like you were last time.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
Okay, like the celebrities said the're going to move out
of country during the election, delete.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
His Instagram but never does it. You can follow him
at And lastly, if pumpkin spice is your jam, you
can get paid to taste every single Trader Joe's pumpkin
spice product that exists. What yep. You still have until
next week to apply, so that's exciting. And then they

(13:19):
pick one person to go through all of this and
eat and enjoy. Where do you apply? I can say lick,
but whatever you apply on finance Buzz's website. So finance
buzz is the company that's putting this on. But their
plan is to go through all of Trader Jose's products,
A thousand bucks for me and shoot. But you get
two weeks to complete it. It's all bad. I think
I can do it in two weeks. I feel like
I can do in two days. They taste like pumpkin spice.

(13:44):
All pumpkin spice is created equal. Some things should not
be pumpkin spice. Like I don't know, I just need
to like pumpkin spice dumplings or something's.

Speaker 4 (13:54):
Wrong with that?

Speaker 1 (13:54):
Sounds delicious? I like me, yes like that, And that's
what's trending. It's time to catch a Cheater. Only on
the Jubile Show. Christine is on the phone today for
to Catch a Cheater.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
She's been with her boyfriend Jason for four years and
now she thinks something might be going on, so we'll
see if we can help her out. Christine, I'm sorry
in that situation, but tell us about it. Why do
you think Jason's cheating?

Speaker 8 (14:20):
Jason never seems seemed like the cheating type. You know,
He's always been like super considerate and loving, and he's
just like this sappy, big hearted, puppy kind of guy.
And I swear I'm like not being mean, but I'm
just not sure how you'd even know how to cheat.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
Those are the ones that see because they hide behind
their puppy doctor. Sorry not to it.

Speaker 3 (14:50):
I mean, I don't think so. But the reason I
emailed is that I, you know, I.

Speaker 8 (14:55):
Do like the money, like the quote unquote book keeping
in our relationship, and I was looking at his bank
statements and I noticed these charges of like at least
once a week he charges.

Speaker 13 (15:06):
A hotel room and it's usually the same hotel and
it's like.

Speaker 3 (15:10):
For one night, and you know, the dates that.

Speaker 9 (15:14):
He gets the.

Speaker 13 (15:15):
Room is like the same nights that he goes.

Speaker 8 (15:18):
To play this like tabletop game with his friends and
like they you know, play with like mini figurines and
stuff like that, which is.

Speaker 13 (15:25):
Why I think he doesn't know how to cheat. And
so he always says that he's going to his friends
and he doesn't say, hey, I'm going to go to
a hotel.

Speaker 3 (15:37):
So I waited till the next.

Speaker 8 (15:38):
Time he was going to his friend's house, and then
sure enough, there was charge for a hotel that day.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
And like, you know, I don't want to think that.

Speaker 8 (15:48):
That's what it is, because he could have, like I
just I feel like I know him. I feel like
you could have a perfectly good reason for this, but
I'm just scared to ask, and I'm honestly terrified to ask.

Speaker 3 (16:02):
And yeah, I'm.

Speaker 8 (16:05):
Just you know, like there's never been a one time
where I thought that he could cheat.

Speaker 4 (16:11):
So the hotel.

Speaker 8 (16:13):
Charges and him lying about going to his friends is
just it's like sketchy.

Speaker 3 (16:17):
It's like something in my gut is just like pay attention.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
To this. Yeah, it doesn't feel very smart though, like
on his on his part, like if he really is,
because he knows that you're the person that's doing all
the money, the bookkeeping if you so he knows that
you're going to see those charges, so that that doesn't
make sense.

Speaker 3 (16:38):
I agree, And he is he's.

Speaker 5 (16:40):
Kind of like book smart, you know, but I don't
know that he is a less street smart.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
How did he get you just kidding it?

Speaker 3 (16:50):
Because he's hot? Because he's hot, and I you know,
I wonder, like, you know, did he finally.

Speaker 13 (16:56):
Figure out that he's hot and pick up another girl?

Speaker 2 (17:02):
I mean, maybe's possible. I mean, you know, how how
has he been just kind of with you?

Speaker 8 (17:08):
He's been good and like he's just like kind of
flirty and fun and he pays it.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
You know.

Speaker 8 (17:15):
He's really into movies and TV and cosplay and stuff,
and like, you know, I try to be into it
as much as I can, and I do cosplay, but
I don't know as much as he does.

Speaker 3 (17:28):
And so I'm afraid that, like me, I'm not geeky
enough for him. And maybe he's bored or something.

Speaker 6 (17:36):
I don't know, could it be something else going on,
like something not related to cheating.

Speaker 8 (17:41):
I hope, So, I mean, that's that's my hope, you know,
is that this is something that I just can't even
like think of because it's.

Speaker 13 (17:50):
Like so Jason and like that's how you know, he has.

Speaker 8 (17:53):
Like a quirky brain. And so my hope is that,
like it's a quirky thing. But my fear is that
youse be you know, seeing another speaky girl or something.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
Okay, well, you told us what grocery store you guys
are rewards card members at. So we'll play a song
come Back, and then call him and pretend to be
from the grocery store and say that every single month,
we choose one rewards card member who is the lucky
winner of free flowers delivered from our floral department, and
we'll see if he believes that and who he sends
him to, if he sends him to you or to
somebody else. Okay, sounds good. All right, We'll play a

(18:26):
song comeback and get your to catch a theater next
if you're just joining us for to Catch a Cheater.
Christine is on the phone and she thinks that her
boyfriend of four years, Jason, might be cheating. And so
we're about to call him and pretend to be from
the grocery store that he's a Rewards Card member at
and say that every single month, we choose one Rewards
Card member who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department,

(18:46):
and we'll see if he sends those to his girlfriend
or to somebody else. But before we do that, Christine,
why don't you catch us up on your situation?

Speaker 3 (18:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (18:53):
So, Jason and I have been together for four years.
He's a total dork who madly in love with and
he has been putting charges for a hotel about once
a week.

Speaker 4 (19:05):
On our card.

Speaker 8 (19:07):
And I'm worried that he's using that hotel to have
to see somebody else.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
But I hope not. I hope it's some weird reasons
that I can't even think of right now.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
Okay, well, are you ready for us to call him?

Speaker 9 (19:23):
Where do you?

Speaker 4 (19:23):
I'll ever be here?

Speaker 2 (19:25):
We go? Hello, Hi, this is horrible calling from I
was looking for a Rewards card member named Jason.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
This is Jason. Hi, how are you?

Speaker 2 (19:45):
Please?

Speaker 1 (19:45):
Don't hang up?

Speaker 2 (19:46):
This is not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling
to say congratulations, you're this must be a winner?

Speaker 4 (19:51):
What did what did our win?

Speaker 2 (19:53):
The flowers. I'm sure you've seen our signs.

Speaker 4 (19:57):
Oh okay, I haven't seen the signs.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
Well okay, Well, every single month, we choose one Awards
Card member at random to say thank you very much
for shopping with us and being such a loyal customer.
You've just won thirty six long stem red roses, a
box of chocolate or candy, and a card to be
delivered to anybody that you want, absolutely free. It's a
three hundred and sixteen dollars value.

Speaker 4 (20:17):
Actually, oh my god, that's amazing. Okay, So what else
do you need?

Speaker 1 (20:23):
It's quite simple.

Speaker 2 (20:24):
All I need from you is the first and the
last name of the person you would like to send
the flowers to.

Speaker 4 (20:29):
First Christine.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
Would you like to put anything on a card?

Speaker 4 (20:36):
Yeah? Okay? Can you write yoda? Y o d a yoda? Okay,
one that I want?

Speaker 2 (20:45):
One that I want? Okay, I'm sure that's cute. I
just don't understand it. What does that mean?

Speaker 4 (20:52):
It's a Star Wars joke?

Speaker 3 (20:53):
Yoda?

Speaker 4 (20:54):
When I want?

Speaker 2 (20:55):
Oh, I get it, I want. Oh that's great. Is
that your girl friend or wife?

Speaker 4 (21:01):
Or yeah?

Speaker 2 (21:04):
Four years? Wow, that's a long time.

Speaker 4 (21:07):
I know.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
Then I'll just let you know that this is actually
not the grocery store. This is Jewbil from the radio show.
It's called the Jewbel Show.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
Yeah, I'm mean not here too. Hi, and I'm Victoria.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
And we do a segment on our show where we
try to see if people are cheating by seeing who
they send flowers to.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
Christine is on the phone.

Speaker 14 (21:23):
I'm totally confused. What is happening? Why you thought I
was cheating on you? What do I don't get it.
I don't know what's going on, babe.

Speaker 8 (21:31):
I've been seeing the credit card charges for hotel room
a week, the credit card charges that you've been You've
been charging a hotel room every week.

Speaker 3 (21:42):
And you tell me that you're going to your friend's
house to.

Speaker 8 (21:45):
Play with your figurines or whatever, and that you're going
to a hotel room.

Speaker 3 (21:51):
Sorry, night. What am I supposed to think?

Speaker 4 (21:55):
No, No, I get it, but listen, I promise you.
I promise you. I'm not cheating.

Speaker 14 (22:01):
I know how it looks, but I'm not cheating. And
I absolutely love you, So you.

Speaker 9 (22:07):
Just have to trust me.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
What are you doing at the hotel?

Speaker 4 (22:11):
Well, I don't know how to for this, but.

Speaker 14 (22:14):
I know that you're not into like a lot of
the characters of Cosplay, And.

Speaker 4 (22:21):
I mean, I feel bad for you.

Speaker 14 (22:22):
Like for watching all my TV shows and movies that like,
I'm obsessed with and you probably don't even want to watch.
So pretty much, I'm going to this hotel room just
to like catch up on all.

Speaker 9 (22:34):
My shows that I watch, movies.

Speaker 14 (22:37):
That like, I don't want to drive you nuts watching,
you know, an episode of X Files for the twenty
seventh time.

Speaker 4 (22:43):
So I just kind of, you know, have this thing that.

Speaker 14 (22:46):
I just go and I watch all the stuff that
I like that I know you don't like, and you're
just a really good sport about watching the shows, but
I know you have no interest in it, and I
get it. So I'm just trying to give you a
break from watching the same stuff I watch over and
over again.

Speaker 2 (23:05):
So you've been getting a hotel room without a knowing
so you can just watch your shows by yourself.

Speaker 4 (23:12):
Yeah, I mean, yeah, pretty much.

Speaker 14 (23:14):
I mean I thought, like, you know, I'll give her
a break from you know, the shows that I watch.

Speaker 4 (23:19):
You know, I know, I'm meant little dorky talk.

Speaker 15 (23:22):
Wait, so you I have been sitting here thinking that
you're cheating on me because you wanted to watch episodes
of The X Files for the twenty seven times.

Speaker 4 (23:35):
I mean, you saw it so many times. Like I
feel bad for having.

Speaker 8 (23:38):
You watching it over and over again, Like you know,
I mean that the saddest and cutest thing that's for her.

Speaker 3 (23:47):
Like why didn't he just ask me to watch it?

Speaker 1 (23:49):
And expensive you're home too.

Speaker 4 (23:52):
I know, but I didn't want, you know, to be
boring or something.

Speaker 14 (23:56):
You know. I didn't want you to lose, you know,
interest in making I'm like some dull, boring nerd.

Speaker 8 (24:03):
I do not think you are dull and boring. I
think you're wonderful. We've been together for forty years, So
you can just you want, dabe, I'm yours. You can
just stop going out of your way every time you
want to please me. I mean, you don't have to
do this.

Speaker 3 (24:22):
I'll watch X Files with you for a hundredth time.

Speaker 4 (24:25):
Oh, I know, I just feel bad.

Speaker 3 (24:29):
Don't feel bad. You get to like things.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
Maybe you guys could spice it up once a while
and watch them in the hotel.

Speaker 4 (24:34):
Room bad, you can join me in the hotel.

Speaker 5 (24:42):
I can get one of those cosplay costumes out real quick, babe.

Speaker 4 (24:50):
Yes, no, it's so sexy. Oh my god, the jubile.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
Shows to catch a cheater. I'm sorry if I said
that you were doll Maybe I meant you're stupid. I
don't know, I don't know.

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Speaker 1 (26:40):
How you doing Lisa?

Speaker 5 (26:41):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (26:42):
Guys going great?

Speaker 2 (26:44):
And are you excited to take on Trivia kingpen like
Victoria queen.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
Thank you, I'm ready, I'm ready. I'm taking her down today.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
Someone's a little spicy today, Lisa.

Speaker 3 (26:58):
I'm excited. We've been trying to get on so long
to play.

Speaker 2 (27:01):
So yeah, yeah, okay, Well we're gonna send Victoria out
of the studio and while she's leaving, Lisa, and the
game is played like this, we have thirty seconds answer
as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
just say pass and Victoria has to be you outright
to win.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
Are you ready?

Speaker 3 (27:15):
I'm ready?

Speaker 2 (27:16):
All right, here we go, Lisa. Your time starts now.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
What president was elected to four terms?

Speaker 9 (27:24):
Washington?

Speaker 1 (27:25):
Do cows sleep standing or laying standing? What does am
stand for? In time.

Speaker 3 (27:32):
After morning?

Speaker 1 (27:33):
What planet is made of ice?

Speaker 3 (27:37):
Saturn?

Speaker 1 (27:38):
How tall was Abe Lincoln.

Speaker 3 (27:41):
Six foot three?

Speaker 1 (27:42):
What percentage of the world population lives north of the equator?

Speaker 11 (27:46):
Fourteen?

Speaker 1 (27:47):
Which famous composer lost his hearing?

Speaker 2 (27:51):
All right, got that in on time? I think you
killed it, Lisa. I'm not sure because I don't know
the answers to most of those, but you did have
answers for good Oh yeah, sounding great? Yeah, super confident. Yeah,
and while Victoria comes back in the studio and gets settled.
What's something you would like the world to know today, Lisa?

Speaker 3 (28:09):
Just you know, have a great day. We're headed to
work doing our normal usual thing and living life.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
What you got kids?

Speaker 14 (28:17):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (28:18):
How old are your children's?

Speaker 1 (28:20):
You got kids?

Speaker 9 (28:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (28:24):
I do.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
You that are with me are fourteen and eleven. And
then I have a twenty two year old that's in
the baby.

Speaker 7 (28:30):
Oh all right, sweet, yeah, all right, Victoria, She said,
I have a twenty two year old that is a baby.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
I was like, no, fourteen eleven. They're very mature about
the twenty two year old. Yeah, all right, Victoria. Here
we go thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass and yeah,
yes you do what? All right, Lisa?

Speaker 1 (28:57):
Lisa already you can tell the Tory who want to
go Lisa to get ready? I'm sorry, I just got
you got kids? Checking my head? What president was elected
to four term? Thank you?

Speaker 3 (29:09):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (29:10):
What president was elected to? Four terms?

Speaker 5 (29:13):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (29:14):
Good, Washington? Do cowsling standing or laying? Uh standing? What
does AM stand for? In time? Alternate Monday? What planet
is made of ice? What jupitter. I don't know how
tall was Abe Lincoln, and this is so bad. How
tall he is? Sixteenth president?

Speaker 2 (29:33):
What wait, no, wait, we answered something about him. All right,
let's send it over to the scoreboards and see how
you guys did with our scoreboard producer.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
Brad Lisa got one correct, Victoria gott a big fat zero. Lisa, congratulations,
that's a victory.

Speaker 2 (29:54):
And you did answer quite confidently, because I thought you
would have got way more than one correct.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
But it doesn't matter when is a win. You got
one hundred dollars races gift card. Let's get the answers
with Nita Fdr was the president that was elected to
four terms. Cows actually sleep laying down. I had to
look that up. So deep sleep laying little naps. They
stand up. AM stands No, it's not. Now that is

(30:20):
it's different. So AM stands for anti meridium. Neptune is
made of ice. Abe Lincoln was six y four and
of the world population lives north of the equator. And
then the when Lisa got right is that Beethoven lost
his hearing. You didn't ask you all those because you
didn't get their Lisa, congratulations and thank you for playing yeah,

(30:40):
we play your versus Victoria at the same time every
single weekday morning.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
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to do is dm us at the Jubil Show or
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Speaker 12 (30:49):
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Speaker 2 (30:56):
Brooke is on the phone today for a first day
follow up and she's getting ghosted a guy named Craig.
So in a second we're gonna call him and see
if you tell us why he's ghostinger or maybe get
her another date.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
But first, Brook, how long is the vinces You heard
from Craig?

Speaker 4 (31:08):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (31:08):
Hey, oh gosh. I haven't heard from.

Speaker 8 (31:10):
Craig in a few days, which is weird because before
the date we were texting all the time.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
Have you reached out to him in that time though?

Speaker 5 (31:17):
Yeah, Well, at the end of our date, he was like, okay, well,
just hit me up when you're ready to hang out again,
and so I did, and then Cricket like just nothing.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
Okay, thanks, let's go backwards and play detective. Tell us
about your date.

Speaker 3 (31:30):
We met on a dating app like most people. I
think it was Hinge and I had seen on his
profile leader he had like pictures of him doing that
axpiring thing.

Speaker 5 (31:39):
So I set up the perfect date where we threw axes, which,
by the way, is really freaking hard.

Speaker 9 (31:44):
It's you.

Speaker 5 (31:47):
Oh my god, my shoulders still hurt. So he totally
kicked my butt, but like it was super fun, like
we had fun challenging each other and we were having
so much fun that we went to the bar next
door and capping drinks all night where we played darts,
where he also kicked my butt.

Speaker 9 (32:04):
Again, I'm not very good at these things, but.

Speaker 5 (32:09):
Point being that we had a lot of fun, Like
he was laughing the whole time with me, Like it's
not in my head, like he really had a good time,
I'm pretty sure.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
Well, other than laughing and stuff, what kind of gave
you the vibe that he was into it?

Speaker 3 (32:21):
I mean, he asked me to go home with him,
So did you go?

Speaker 9 (32:27):
I did?

Speaker 5 (32:28):
He did?

Speaker 3 (32:28):
I mean I felt safe with him, like we've really connected.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
Or so I thought, well, what happened at his place?
Did all kinds of fun things happen?

Speaker 1 (32:37):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (32:38):
There were some fun adult things that happened. But I'm
like a little worried because when we first got to
his apartment. He has a roommate that was just chilling
on the couch, and we like said hello to him,
and he was really hot, and in my drunken state,
I may have been like, oh, my god, your roommate.

Speaker 3 (32:56):
Is totally fine.

Speaker 5 (32:57):
So I don't know if that like offended him, but
I clearly went into credroom, so she was not going
to hook up with his roommate.

Speaker 3 (33:05):
I don't know if that's why he's ghosting me.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
How would you feel, jubil, you take a girl home
to hook up with you, you have a roommate on
her way to your bedroom. She says, Man, your roommate
is so hot. Yeah, I guess it depends how hot
he is.

Speaker 2 (33:19):
It might be like, yeah, I agree, I know he's
very hot, but you're with me, so probably wouldn't bother
me that much, although maybe it should. I don't know
what did he do when you said that.

Speaker 3 (33:31):
He just kind of ignored it, like there wasn't a
reciprocal conversation.

Speaker 9 (33:35):
About his roommate being hot. And then I was like, oh,
I'm just like.

Speaker 5 (33:37):
Drunk and rambling, but then we just started making out, so,
you know, no more conversation needed.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
I wonder if he like kind of got in his
head and thought maybe you were fantasizing about the roommate.
Would you still follow through hooking up with a girl
jubile if you knew that she was thinking about somebody else?

Speaker 2 (33:53):
Depends how much I liked her. If I really liked her, No, but.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
She's thinking about somebody else, woudn't that be worse?

Speaker 2 (34:00):
Well if I didn't, if I didn't really like her
that much or whatever. Yeah, you think about whatever you want, okay, Yeah,
but if you like her and then I liked her,
I would rather see be thinking about me, Yeah for sure.

Speaker 9 (34:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (34:13):
Well that's why I want you to call him, because clearly,
if you're thinking that it's wrong, Like I just made
an off the cuff comment while drunk, So I want
to make sure he's not like looking too much into
I really liked him like a.

Speaker 3 (34:23):
Lot, Like we had a lot of fun. I really
want to see him again. He's super hot.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
And how did things end when you left?

Speaker 5 (34:29):
Yeah, I mean we had a nice time together and
he said, like, you know, hit me up when you
want to hang out again. So I felt like we
both were into it and wanted to go on another date,
but then you know I texted him, it's been a
few days and then now just nothing.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
Okay, well we'll see if we can figure it out
for you, play a song come back, and then call
him and ask him why is ghosting you? And maybe
get you another date?

Speaker 9 (34:51):
Okay, okay, cool, thank you a little lot.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
We'll play a song, come back, get your first day
follow up next if you're just joining us for some
is the first day follow up. Brooke is on the
phone and she's getting ghosted by a dude named Craig.
So we're about to call him and see if you'll
tell us why is ghost singer and maybe get her
another date. But first, Brook, why don't you refresh everybody's
memory on your situation.

Speaker 3 (35:12):
Yes, so met Craig on Hinge.

Speaker 8 (35:14):
We had a great date where we played some sports
y light games that I sucked at.

Speaker 3 (35:20):
Then we went back to his place.

Speaker 5 (35:22):
And we had a really great night together. But I
may have put my foot in my mouth and made
a comment about his roomy being hot, and I'm wondering.

Speaker 9 (35:29):
If that's why he's now ghosting me.

Speaker 2 (35:31):
Okay, all right, are you ready for us to call him?

Speaker 9 (35:34):
Yeah? Please?

Speaker 2 (35:34):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
Hello him, I seek to Craig. Please, Yes you are Craig.
How are you?

Speaker 2 (35:52):
My name is Jewbel House the radio show. It's called
The Jewel Show.

Speaker 1 (35:54):
Hi, Craig, I'm Nina also on the show. Hi, I'm Victoria.
How are you?

Speaker 9 (35:58):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (35:59):
Hello? You ever listen to the show?

Speaker 9 (36:02):
Yeah, let's do it all the time.

Speaker 2 (36:04):
Oh sweet, cool man. Well then you've probably heard a
first day follow up before. Yeah yeah, oh yeah, perfect. Well,
if since you already know, i'll state it anyway. A
first a follow up is where if you go on
a date with someone and then you ghost them, they
can email us to get you on the phone and
ask why you're ghosting them. And we got to email
about you, Craig.

Speaker 9 (36:24):
Wait, you said you got to email about me? Yes, okay, I'm.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
All I was from a woman named Brooke. Yeah, ok yeah,
she emailed us told us about your dates. Say she
really likes you, but she's confused because you haven't called
her back.

Speaker 9 (36:44):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
I remember. She's she's beautiful, she's one of them, she's gorgeous.
I mean she I'm a sucker for red lipstick, and
she wasn't well, I had a lot of fun.

Speaker 4 (37:00):
Whether she's she's gorgeous, she's fun.

Speaker 9 (37:03):
I had a great time with her. We went on
a date acts throwing, she's not good at it, went
on another day, I mean on the same.

Speaker 2 (37:12):
Night throwing, and then you know, like hung out and
went back to your place. And she thought you guys
were really vibing.

Speaker 3 (37:24):
We did, Yeah, we were, we were.

Speaker 9 (37:27):
I gotta be once with you. She's kind of weird
to me. She's kind of weird to me. Okay, well
we got back to our place. Well, I mean in
my place. I'm sorry. I'm talking about the place and everything.
We'll hooking up. We're having a good time. I'm robbing
with everything's great. And she asked me to bark.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
Like a dog, like a dog like.

Speaker 9 (37:51):
Bark. Yes, she asked me to bark, and I can't.
I did it, but I didn't feel quite comfortable, you know,
because it's barking.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
You know, this is the first time anybody's asked you
to bark in the bedroom.

Speaker 9 (38:04):
Yes, yes, Dale quickly came out. Yes that they came out.
It's very yeah, I never had. I mean like she
was asking for like a husky wild of barks. It
wasn't it chi wild with stuff she wanted real like
like from the gut bark.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
How far into the you guys getting intimate? Did she
request us?

Speaker 9 (38:24):
I would say, all of maybe it is five minutes,
five minutes, you know, we'll huggin, we're kissing, coles are
coming off and we're about to do it. And she's like, hey,
I like you to bark for me. And she was insistent,
like like like her voice dropped like five octars, like
I really wish you would bark for me.

Speaker 4 (38:47):
You got it?

Speaker 9 (38:47):
Whatever hand about because I'm barking. I'm literally barking for
my life right now. Because I don't know what this
one was about. I mean, she's cool. I mean she
brought a bag in a room. People, she brought a
bag in a room with me. I don't know what's
in the bag. It could have been like did he
party favorite her purse in a leather satchel. It was
a leather bag with a clip you protect me.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (39:09):
I don't know. She's cool. No, she's cool, and she's beautiful.
My god, red lipstick.

Speaker 4 (39:14):
Oh but it was just too much.

Speaker 2 (39:17):
But she's beautiful and the red lipstick and everything else, like,
that's why.

Speaker 9 (39:23):
That's why I mean, I gotta judge. I know it's
on the radio, but I'm just letting you know. That's
what's scared. And you off. Okay, the barking got me.

Speaker 8 (39:34):
You couldn't have been that scared, Craig, because jeez, you
barked for me like it was no problem.

Speaker 3 (39:38):
You can't and you shirt white ship the wire you
bothered after the fact.

Speaker 9 (39:44):
Woh whoa whoa whoa row row row? Is that is
that Brook? Yes? Oh I knew what I was gone again? Okay, Okay,
Hi Brooke hy Brook, Hi Tybrook.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
So wait, crag, did you did you really not like it?

Speaker 5 (40:04):
Because I am a very consent based person like I
would never make you do something you're uncomfortable with.

Speaker 9 (40:09):
You stared at me like Hannibal ruptor, Like the next
answer should have been, yes, I don't scared, Brooke, you
mean I don't know you plus that bag Brook, Honey,
you you brought the axe from off FoST date. You
brought the axe home from off with date.

Speaker 3 (40:25):
You're with Glisten.

Speaker 9 (40:27):
You're like a fokay, right, like, oh, how did you
even get it out the how did you even get
out the club? You bought to act with you. You
stole the fo I did not break an act with me.

Speaker 3 (40:37):
You're being ridiculous.

Speaker 9 (40:39):
Listen. I'm just saying they.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
Actually sound really good together. I don't know about you guys, but.

Speaker 5 (40:48):
Brook oh yeah, so like hopefully it's okay Craig, because
they're stilling some tea. He talked about my bark fetish.

Speaker 13 (40:54):
Well, Craig gets a foot fetish it.

Speaker 9 (40:56):
Listen, it's not really my thing.

Speaker 3 (40:58):
But I'm gonna give you my feet if that's what
you want, and I give.

Speaker 10 (41:00):
Him to you.

Speaker 9 (41:02):
Hey, hey, hey, hey, no one talks about the feet.
That's a personal thing to me. I love the feet.
The websites that cater to feet. There's no websites catering
to the dudes barking.

Speaker 4 (41:15):
My friends.

Speaker 9 (41:20):
On the dark Web, Yes, on the dark Web they are,
And I do want to be a member of that
little scenario. I don't want to be a dark Web member, Like, oh,
look at this dude, he's in the lips litther skin barking.
Oh there goes one down at all. Craig Barking is
a gateway drug man. At least the leather and whips
and dominatrix healed on a neck. I don't know her
well enough like that. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (41:43):
Let's have a conversation and we can get to know
each other and slow down in the bedroom if you're uncomfortable.

Speaker 9 (41:50):
Yeah, I said, it's spider to the fly.

Speaker 3 (41:51):
Actually, you know, I want to back in the milk
carton talking.

Speaker 9 (41:54):
About last time I saw him barking.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
Would you like to go on another date with Brooke?
Will pay for it and then you guys can have
more of a conversation.

Speaker 9 (42:05):
Pay book. When you saw my roommate, how did you?
What were you thinking when you said he looks hot?

Speaker 2 (42:11):
What?

Speaker 9 (42:11):
What does that mean?

Speaker 5 (42:13):
I totally knew you were about my roommate. Listen, you're
totally hot, and so is your roommate. Him being hot
doesn't take away my attraction from you. I realized I
was kind of drunk and I shouldn't have.

Speaker 4 (42:24):
Made that comment.

Speaker 3 (42:25):
And I can see why you might take that and
feel insecure. But I really like you, not just because you're.

Speaker 5 (42:30):
Hot, because you are, but because we have fun to
get You're crazy, obviously.

Speaker 9 (42:35):
All I just I'm going to make sure that we
have an understanding that I'm the hot one here.

Speaker 4 (42:40):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (42:41):
The bark one six, you're going to take me out again?

Speaker 9 (42:46):
Get all right?

Speaker 1 (42:49):
Yeah? Bark once if you want to take you out again,
a fair request.

Speaker 9 (42:52):
Twice if you want to do this to me, aren't
you're really.

Speaker 3 (42:54):
Going to make me?

Speaker 9 (42:55):
Balk?

Speaker 4 (42:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (42:56):
Or two for no?

Speaker 9 (42:58):
Okay, bock bark Wow, So you already it's looking a
good relationship if I'm barking on the radio already. So
is that a no, then, Craig, Yeah, no, barsh I'll
go out with you again and make sure I bring
my column.

Speaker 1 (43:16):
First date.

Speaker 7 (43:17):
Follow up.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
Guess what, everyone, it's after Labor Day and that means
two things, so you will show. If you see someone
wearing white, you should call the authorities immediately and have
them wrested in jailed for life for that huge fashion No. No, Also,
it means that summer is basically over and kids are
back in school and parents are now fully back at work,
and that means everybody is already ready for a vacation.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
We hear it.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
There's a new trend of people taking something called a
sneaky trip.

Speaker 1 (43:42):
Oh what is it?

Speaker 2 (43:43):
And how do you get away with it? We'll tell
you right after this, you will show. Are you ready
for a vacation. Yeah, yeah, of course you are. Well,
you're about to hear about a new trend of people
taking something called a sneaky trip. We'll tell you in
a second what that means, so you can get away
from whatever you're trying to hide from in just a minute.
Speaking of vacations, starting Monday is the Jubile Shows free
trip to Jamaica. We're gonna send you and I guess

(44:05):
on a four day, three night, all inclusive s day
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Paradise with apply hotels and resorts starting Monday, and we're
actually broadcasting from Jamaica right now. But don't tell our
bosses it's a sneaky trip.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
Yeah, it's our little secret. Anyway.

Speaker 2 (44:28):
It's hard to take time off of work sometimes or
get away from things, and that's why there's a trend
of people taking something called a sneaky trip.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
I've been trying to take one of those for a
hot minute. If I thought you did all those times
that you weren't at.

Speaker 6 (44:39):
Work, Okay, you know I've been trying to take an
actual one for them.

Speaker 1 (44:41):
I feel like Victoria is a queen of sneaky trips.
The trip Victoria took a not so sneaky trip the
other day in studio?

Speaker 16 (44:50):
What I mean?

Speaker 1 (44:53):
And I opened my trunk, I heard something roll and
I looked down in my bottle of rose shattered.

Speaker 4 (45:01):
It was sad.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
That in my garb we're thirty minutes out. Where did
you go when that sneaky trip, Victoria? I went to
the bathroom, Jewbil.

Speaker 6 (45:14):
I want an actual sneaky trip where I keep going
killy and our bosses won't find out about it.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
If anybody needs a vacation, it's definitely Victoria. What is
a sneaky trip? It's a trip that you take then
nobody knows you're gone. Can't you just do that without posting?
Like you could just be gone? And it's always going
to be sneaky if you don't post about it.

Speaker 1 (45:32):
But if you look cute, you're gonna want to post
about it. Then it's not sneaky, and then you defeat
the purpose.

Speaker 6 (45:36):
But then if I take a picture and I look
cute by the water or by a que building, what
am I gonna do after I have to wait till
I get back and then I post it and everyone's like,
where'd you go?

Speaker 2 (45:42):
And there's people here's gonna be like throwback according to
this trend of people taking sneaky trips. So what you're
supposed to do is request time off without giving any
information on why you're taking time off.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
Are you allowd to do that? Yeah? I feel like
we just get asked. Well, there are certain work cultures
that make you feel guilty for taking vacations, but in
other places, I think legally they can't ask you what
you're doing.

Speaker 2 (46:04):
I don't really have to explain why you're going on vacation.
Most of the time, I don't think you want vacation.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
Yeah, well, or like if you're taking personal days, you
don't have to explain why is that a sneaky personal
day or is that still sneaky vacation? I mean on
the side, by don't put any details of your trip online. Yeah,
the hard part I want to post about it.

Speaker 7 (46:25):
You have to have self control. In order to pull
off a sneaky vacation. You have to have self control.
And by the way, Victoria, stop going to places where
literally the executives of our company.

Speaker 1 (46:33):
Are the bathroom no, sheep no. When she does her
sneaky vacations.

Speaker 7 (46:38):
When she does your like leave it Friday when we're done,
and then she gets back Sunday and like, why she's
so tired today? And then we realized she was at
some concert in some other states somewhere.

Speaker 10 (46:48):
Out.

Speaker 1 (46:48):
Our bosses were there as well. I'm like, that's the
worst idea is you know Victoria was in town or
no idea? Hey man, she's playing it smart. She's gissing
up to the big ups. He saw me at that
and he's like, let's get a picture, and I'm like yeah.
And then after I'm like that was terrible.

Speaker 2 (47:05):
Speaking and putting stuff online does get people fired. I
knew somebody one time who worked for a liquor industry,
but they took a sick day. They said they were sick. Well,
then they were posting all day shots of them at
a casino takings with people.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
I mean I got fired. Yeah, oh gosh, well that
was just dumb. They had a great time. I remember
I called out of work and school. This was like
back when I was in college, because like I wanted
to go to the baseball playoffs games, and so I
had to sleep outside on the floor in the city
to buy these tickets. But then the news showed up.
What so they came up to us because we were

(47:41):
all excited because I was like drinking, I had my
baseball hat song. We were all like and then I
was on the news.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
People that are at games and then they're they called
in sick to work and they go to a baseball
game during the day and then they end up on
the big screen.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, what carbon did I do to this?
I've never done any of this, or the King of Sneaky,
That's what I'm hearing. I'm not I've never done any
of this.

Speaker 2 (48:07):
Just go to work.

Speaker 1 (48:08):
Okay, Well, you know, Brad, some of us need vacation.
It says the key to.

Speaker 2 (48:15):
Taking a sneaky trip is to do a photo dump
when you're back from vacation months later, months to post
those pictures months later, and then what do you say.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
You don't have to say anything. That's kind of the
whole point of this.

Speaker 7 (48:26):
If this is like the ultimate boundary, I think it's
like I'm going to live my life and you don't
get to ask questions, and I don't have to answer
your questions if you do ask them. So if you
went to Italy three weeks ago and nobody knew about it, Victoria,
I just posted a bunch of Italy pictures right or
in the case we're in right now, we're in Jamaica,
and then we just photo double bunch of Jamaica pictures
and be like, wait, when were you in Jamaica.

Speaker 1 (48:47):
I'd be like, it's fun and then just move along.
You don't have to answer any questions. Answer the question
anyone asks you. Exit too is lost files, lost files.
I found these when I was hitting on my photos.
Why are they dated? They said that it's literally a
newspaper in that one picture in the background, it's time

(49:08):
for Nina's what's trending. So there's three weeks left of summer. However,
Brat summer is officially gone. It's not bad. No, it's
not over. That's not true. The Queen of Brat said
it herself, Charlie XCX. She quoted it, goodbye forever Brat Summer,
and that's a wrap. No, it's not. I don't know
why you're arguing with me. When Charlie XCX is the
one that started it, she can end it. I just
don't understand why we have to theme summers. Can't they

(49:30):
just be summer? No one needs to bread.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
Can we get a summer theater was a Hot Girls summer,
this year's Bratt summer.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
What's next summer going to be? I really love it
the summer though. I really love a themed season because
that way you know what you're supposed to do. Yeah,
you need to embody the vibe. So I don't know
what kind of fall are we going into? Brat's over
So now we go into excel excels, which is all fall.
I'm having an egg solid falls. Right, here's guys, which

(49:57):
is an eat them awful. I really do love salads
so good random, well, it pre too many of those,
like salad sandwiches. You might need a new workout and
cardio drumming, is it okay? It is the new trending
workout and I love this. So it's those Bosu balls
or that's the half one, the big ball. So it's

(50:18):
big ball. It's yes, the big ball that you use
for like core workouts and stuff. You have the ball,
you stick it in like a trash can or in
like a basket of some sort, and then you're in
your class with drumming sticks and you just beat that
ball and you have the best workout of your life. Wait,
why do you put it in a basket?

Speaker 4 (50:36):
The ball?

Speaker 1 (50:40):
I bet you could probably do that also with boxing bags,
you know, because then that way you wouldn't have to
worry about it. And then you are still bobbing and
we even you get a little extra core workout or
I'm banging at it. I'm here for that ball, ladies, Jane,
I see you over there enough. It's actually funny that
you say it like that because the image that shows
what this workout looks like is almost like a jazzer
size class. What's the running thing when people do anything

(51:08):
but work out?

Speaker 2 (51:10):
You got?

Speaker 1 (51:12):
And there's a company in Thailand making sure that their
employees are moving their bodies like now because they have
created a new type of leave. It's called tinder leaf.
So they're encouraging their employees to have paid days off
to go date so they can be happy. Well, they
think it'll boost morale in their company. There's two hundred
people at this one in particular company, and the guy's

(51:34):
just like, you know what, this is what's going to
make people happy? And it's not just like a day
of paid leaf. It's six months. It's from July to
to something six years. Just swipe. I would easily be
dating more of that these I mean right, because then
that's one of the biggest complaints people have is that
I don't have time to date because it's so much work.
But if you worked for someone that said, hey, I
got you, I want you to be happy, get out there. Yeah,

(51:56):
this is more corporate nonsense. Here's the deal.

Speaker 7 (51:58):
That person's never gone a date in there life, because
if they did, they would know that's six months of
torturous dating. They're doing this on purpose, so people will
want to come back to work and never date again.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
But I want that brag like dating sucks. They know it.

Speaker 7 (52:13):
They're like, I know how we can get them to
completely focus at work, and let's give them six months
of dating.

Speaker 2 (52:18):
You met, how much trouble they'd be in there an
American company, you cannot do. Your boss went up to you,
was like, hey, you really get off of date, go
get laid.

Speaker 1 (52:33):
What you want canceled. Yes, we just encourage you to
live your best life. And that's what's trending. Doubles Dirty
Little Secret.

Speaker 2 (52:48):
Hello Hello, Hey, what's up. You have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 11 (52:52):
I do have a dirty little secrete.

Speaker 12 (52:58):
It Okay, So I used to be a nanny for
a really really nice, wealthy couple. Okay, So I was
tidying up one day after like you know, like a
random mess of course, and I found mom's diary.

Speaker 11 (53:19):
I I peaked, and I started reading it and I
couldn't put it down.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
Wow was in there?

Speaker 9 (53:29):
It was so good.

Speaker 12 (53:30):
I mean, you know, these people are just like she's
an amazing writer and like detailed everything.

Speaker 11 (53:37):
But then and like it was really like her life.
Then I got into like an affair, and then another affair.

Speaker 12 (53:45):
Wow, so I know, and then I just every time
I went to work, I just couldn't wait to read
the next couple of people. Right, but there's like multiple affairs,
and then she yet pregnant and she's writing about she
doesn't even know with the kid.

Speaker 11 (54:04):
That I'm like watching if the baby's daddy was her husband.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
I guess if you have a type, it doesn't really matter,
will come out looking kind of similar, right, But if
you're just like adventurous, then who knows. Well, thank you
for telling us your dirty little secret. Sounds like you
could steal it and publish. Yeah, seriously, Juicy, I know.

Speaker 11 (54:25):
Everything that she's been doing behind her husband's back.

Speaker 4 (54:28):
So I've been.

Speaker 11 (54:29):
Carrying this around.

Speaker 2 (54:30):
Yeah, well you should go back and get that. It
might have a bestseller on you photo copies. Right, yeah, Thanky,
thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

Speaker 3 (54:39):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (54:40):
Yeah bye?

Speaker 1 (54:42):
Hello, hello, hey you have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 17 (54:46):
Uh yeah, So a few years ago, when I was nineteen,
I used to like drink water, a lot of water
before I went to bed so I could wake up
early and play video games. So so one night I
did that, and I woke up early in the morning
to go play video games. But I had serious morning. Okay, okay,

(55:09):
So I went to that restroom and I need to
lean down. So I put all my weight on the
toilet paper roll hanger and it's kind of like nailed
to the wall, but it it broke through my weight
and I face planted in terms of toilet stool, almost
broke my feth.

Speaker 9 (55:29):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (55:34):
I was.

Speaker 9 (55:36):
Bleeding everywhere, and I had to go, like, wake up
my mom.

Speaker 2 (55:41):
That's an awkward conversation.

Speaker 9 (55:43):
She died, laughing, but she's like, what's wrong.

Speaker 1 (55:47):
You don't want to see? Oh? My gosh.

Speaker 17 (55:51):
Yeah, but luckily I didn't break in my teeth or anything.
I kind of like messed up, like the inside of
my lip, but it's mostly healed now.

Speaker 1 (55:59):
I'm god. I do have a question, though, why do
you drink a lot of water before you play video
games in the morning.

Speaker 17 (56:06):
I drank it like before I went to bed. I
was addicted to video game, so I drank it before
I went to bed. So wake me up like a
natural alarm clock.

Speaker 2 (56:16):
That's a good idea.

Speaker 1 (56:16):
Actually, yeah, it's actually so funny. Yeah.

Speaker 17 (56:19):
I don't do that anymore, but it was like a
when I was younger.

Speaker 2 (56:23):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

Speaker 1 (56:26):
Oh, no problem, what's your turning little secret.

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