December 13, 2024 • 56 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Do you feel stressed out? Said, you will show if
you do, don't worry about it. Everybody does. As a
matter of fact, here's proof of how much people worry.
Every single year, a large group of the population thinks
that the world is going to end every year. If
anybody remembers the year two thousand when everybody freaked out
because the computers everywhere We're gonna malfunction and the world
was going to blow up, well what then the calendar
(00:21):
switched and doomsday preppers everywhere were like, looks like I
wasted money on that bunker I built. So basically, the
world is going to end at some point. Nobody knows when,
and the more we freak out about it, the less
things happen. I bring that up because we now have
proof though that the world is going to end. Well,
here we got why is that? Because somebody on X
(00:41):
asks people born before the year two thousand what skills
nobody possesses anymore?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
And the answers are hilarious.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
We'll go over it next, so your fears of the
future can really be valid.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Right after this, you will show kids these days don't
know how to do anything. This is a jewbile show.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
They're always tick talking and be bopping around. Yeah, they
got the attention span of nats. And just ask them
to change a tire on a car without a video
game controller in their hand. It's ridiculous. Back in my day,
it was so much better. Because things were hard. We
worked a billion hours a day, and because mental health
(01:23):
conversations were scarce. We just sucked up our emotions and
let the stress slowly eat our bodies and our happiness away.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Oh my gosh, but we were happy.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Yeah, we say that because we were conditioned to say
that no matter what, because the unhealthy family dynamics that
we applauded and let exist. Now these kids are all
talking about emotions and don't want to do anything.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
It show.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Somebody on ex posed the question people born before two thousand,
what skills do they not use anymore? And it's going
viral and the answers are pretty hilarious. So if you're
one of those people that's in the group of that
guy that just talked about how great.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Being old is, and then you'll laugh at this.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
And if you were born before the year two thousand,
you might be shocked at the things you don't know
how to do. We go over the list right now
of things that people before two thousand don't know how
to do. Program of VCR.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
What's a VCR? Victoria was born before two thousand. I
was born out in two thousand. Say, I was born
before two thousand. But what are you supposed to program
on a VCR? Like I know how to like record?
I guess you got a program at times? Sometimes on
a v C trket time you can program it to record.
I saw the trouble sending the time around my microwave.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Right, things people born after two thousand don't know how
to do being able to survive the organ trail?
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Game? O?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Wait, what game was that? Your Axles and your black player?
But what was it called?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
It was like, it's an actual game, actual trail. The
Organ Trail was a video game that they used to
play in school. But it was like an old computer
video game, so it wasn't really like cool graphics and stuff.
But you are a family trying to go through the
organ trail and you'd have oxes and things like that,
but most of the time your family would just die.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
Yeah, these diseases were like dystopia cholera in a video game.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Yeah, you had to do things. It was like, do
you want to go through this river right now? Do
you think you can do it with the box and
the raft that you have? And you look at the
weather and all that stuff, and you're like, yeah, I
could do it. I died so much because that's my
attitude of anything, like totally do it, and I'm like,
I'm constantly dying.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
You're getting coolera up.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Another thing that people born after two thousand don't know
how to do use the word literally correctly.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Literally is that word anymore?
Speaker 5 (03:41):
I'm confused by that, Like literally, it's so easy I.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Use it.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Another thing on the list that people are sharing of
people born after two thousand, the skills that they don't
possess being able to parallel park without a backup camera.
That's one of the things that the older generation complains
about things like that that I'm like, what's the big deal,
It's a lot easier to use the camera. I don't
know why I like doing things the hard way, right,
(04:08):
I'll give you that, because it's like, if you have a.
Speaker 6 (04:09):
Camera, especially one of those ones that has little lines
that turns as you can tell you can say pretty solid,
guess where your butt's about to be.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
I would totally use a backup camera.
Speaker 6 (04:18):
I just got a new stereo thing and I had
I was like, if there's no backup camera, I don't
want it.
Speaker 7 (04:22):
I can't.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
I can't function without it anymore. And I started driving
when there was no such thing.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Another thing on the list that people born after two
thousand don't know how to do.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
How to write in cursive.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Yeah, somebody said I can drive a stick shift while
also writing in cursive.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
The same while reading a paper. Man, I can't read
a paper mac that's hard. I feel like I learned
how to write incursive, but I don't really know how
to read it. There's I have old letters from my
grandma that I still look at him and I'm like, oh, yeah,
that was I don't miss curses at all. Why did
we stop using cursive?
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Probably because nobody could ever read other people's cursive writing.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
That's my It was so pretty, like we use cursive
font on all of our socials. It's an option we do. Yeah,
it makes it look prettier. I just don't know why
we stopped doing it.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
If somebody could write well in cursive and clearly, because
other than that, it would be hard to read it
just look like scribbles gimbrish.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Yeah, well, how do you sign your name?
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Though?
Speaker 5 (05:16):
Aren't you supposed to sign your name in cursive? Isn't
that supposed your signature is supposed to be cursive? Do
want you write out Victoria?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Actually? Does? I mean? Yeah, I actually actually does that.
Oh my god, she writes it out like a great
school paper. I'm telling you.
Speaker 8 (05:33):
I think.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
I'm like, why wouldn't you just do what all of
us do it? Just scribble and scribble.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
I go all the way back to really old times
when people didn't know how to write, so they just
put an X on it.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
I signed my name of an X.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Another thing that people that were born after the year
two thousand don't know how to do proper grammar and punctuation.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Hmm, that's accurate there.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
But does anybody really know that unless you're in the
literary world, you have to fail that you're an editor,
because most people really don't. I hear so many people
like though they're a terrible grammar and punctuation. Then you
read something from there and you're like, you don't know
what you're doing either, because comma in the wrong place there.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Yeah, I think we only know bad grammar when we
see it.
Speaker 6 (06:13):
I think most of us think we right like to
think we're good at it, but we're.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Not the number one thing on the list that people
that were born after two thousand don't know how to
do the ability to rewind a cassette tape using a pencil.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
I've never used this life, so it was not fun, Daddy,
you can do.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
It for Oh my gosh, it's just like a waste
of time.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Wow, Oh dysterious.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Somebody texted in at four one and six one and
said hysteria was another thing that you would get on
the organ track when you were looking dysteria.
Speaker 6 (06:47):
Either producer sharky like messaged me and said, dysentery, dysentery.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
Essay, dysentery, Get dysentery.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Someone else texted in at four one six one and said,
you guys, Organ Trail wasn't a video game. It was
based off of real life in the early days, right,
Okay what it was?
Speaker 2 (07:05):
It was also a videoing. It's another jubile phone frame.
Speaker 9 (07:10):
Morning ties, Hi, Is this is Trevor calling from dray cleaning?
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Is this Shane?
Speaker 10 (07:23):
Yeah, this is Shane is my jacket son.
Speaker 9 (07:27):
So that's why I'm calling you because, like, you know,
that really cool jacket in here for us to dry clean.
Speaker 8 (07:33):
Okay, what is it ready?
Speaker 9 (07:37):
So it's gonna be like a lot longer until we
can get it back to you.
Speaker 10 (07:43):
Like, okay, you guys told me we'll be ready in
today's Yeah.
Speaker 9 (07:47):
So we yeah, we did say that, but then like
we had like a little bit of a mishap and so.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
There's like what do you mean what myself? So there's
like a it got us and like a stain in.
Speaker 8 (08:01):
It, So a tear and a stain.
Speaker 9 (08:05):
Yeah, and so okay, so I'll just tell you, but
like if you promise, okay, but do you promise like
not to get like mad?
Speaker 7 (08:15):
What are you?
Speaker 8 (08:15):
Are you a child?
Speaker 7 (08:18):
No?
Speaker 2 (08:18):
What happened?
Speaker 9 (08:19):
I'm not a child because like I work here, like
and like I don't have to have what happened? Like,
you know, what is your first job? My first job?
I was like sixteen, but like I'm a lot older
than that now.
Speaker 8 (08:32):
So just tell me what happened.
Speaker 9 (08:35):
Oh so okay, So that jacket is super sweet, like
it's really cool, and like I was on tender you know,
and like anyway, I got a date, which I don't
get many of and so like.
Speaker 10 (08:50):
Yeah, I get I can see why you don't get
many dates.
Speaker 11 (08:52):
You work.
Speaker 9 (08:54):
It's kind of like kind of a workaholic, you know,
like dry cleaning is my life. So anyway, I'm so
I borrowed your jacket for my date and then like
she spilled wine on it, and then also like things
got pretty hot and heavy.
Speaker 11 (09:08):
The jacket to a date.
Speaker 8 (09:10):
That jacket.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Was super sweet.
Speaker 8 (09:14):
I had to I won that.
Speaker 12 (09:15):
Jacket and an auction. It was fifteen thousand dollars and
you took it to a date.
Speaker 9 (09:22):
Yeah, And like, honestly, I can see why that jacket
is like so was so expensive or whatever, because like
like it works, like you know, I think because I
was earning the jacket, like things got hot and heavy
and then like I was.
Speaker 11 (09:36):
Like, you're not real.
Speaker 10 (09:40):
I've never spoken to anybody so dumb and unprofessional. So
you're telling me that you took my jacket on a
date that you got on tender.
Speaker 9 (09:48):
Yeah, and like she spilled wine on it. So technically,
like the stain isn't my fault, but the rip like
was my fault, because.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Like everything is your fault.
Speaker 9 (09:57):
Little I can see that, Like you're upset, but I
would like to make it better.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
If I go, like, listen, you can't make it better.
Speaker 12 (10:05):
There is no way that you're a little phone makes
enough money to fix this.
Speaker 9 (10:09):
Well what if okay, so what if I'd be willing
to like give you a chef outfit that we just
got in in exchange, Like you know, I know it
doesn't fully replace the.
Speaker 11 (10:18):
Jock app said.
Speaker 8 (10:19):
You said a chef out it? Like do you No?
Speaker 10 (10:23):
No, you listen better, you better save that chef out
it because after I'm done and you guys fired, you're
gonna need it. I'm getting in my car right now,
I'm gonna be there.
Speaker 8 (10:31):
I'm like, what.
Speaker 10 (10:32):
Ten minutes away? Dude, you you better not be there.
The better be somebody smarter there talking about.
Speaker 9 (10:37):
Okay, Well, in that case, then I'll let you know
that it's a prank phone call and your girlfriend set
you up.
Speaker 10 (10:44):
A frank phone call.
Speaker 8 (10:45):
That's all you're gonna try and get out of this one.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
No, this is actually Dubil from the Jubil Show doing
a phone break on you and your girlfriend Arra set
you up.
Speaker 10 (10:52):
Seriously that this is this is how you're gonna is
that is that what you guys do at this dregleaner,
you just mess around with your customers.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
No, it's not a drag cleaner. It's a radio show.
It's called The Jewel Show. Your girlfriend listens to it
and wanted me to mess with you because she said,
do you love your jacket?
Speaker 8 (11:05):
Oh my god, no, are you please tell me?
Speaker 11 (11:08):
Are you serious? It's really a bratis show.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
She's yes, like the fine, the jacket is fine, I think, dude,
So you.
Speaker 10 (11:17):
Really convince me that some idiot wore my jacket on
a safety hat on cinder.
Speaker 12 (11:24):
Wake up every morning with jewble phone Franks.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Time for name is what's trending?
Speaker 5 (11:28):
So there's a new term we all need to know
about this holiday season, and it's called zebra striping. What
Zebra striping has been around for a long time actually,
but now that it has a name, it kind of
makes it more exciting and more of a challenge. But
zebra striping is basically, if you're at a holiday party,
you have an alcoholic drink, then you have water. Oh,
that's an alcoholic drink, and then you have water. You're
(11:49):
not allowed to have either one of them back to back.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
You have to go.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Every other and then you start to get hammered and
you forget about the water.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Yeah, you're having alcoholic drinks.
Speaker 6 (11:57):
I've tried it so many times, drink that much. But
when I do, I try to do the water thing.
I go alcoholic drink water alcohol for the rest of
the night.
Speaker 7 (12:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
I don't know anybody who that's ever actually worked out for.
They start off that way and then it does not
end that way.
Speaker 5 (12:12):
I mean, it also just gets so difficult. You're no
longer enjoying the party. You're in the bathroom the entire night,
go with pee.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Oh and then they get cocky too because they've had
a few waters.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Now they're like, I can drink as much as I
walk down so hydrated, and they usually up being the
most hammer person.
Speaker 6 (12:26):
We used to give that friend what we would call
hydro shots, Like, dude, come take a shot hydro shot.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
He's like, okay, awesome, but his taste buds were gone
at that point, so we're just giving him shots of
water hydro shot. It's actually a good idea. Yeah, that's
I try that with your friends. No longer taste hops ever.
Speaker 5 (12:43):
Striping Rolling Stone has just come out with the hundred
Best Songs of twenty twenty four list, but instead of
having you guys guess what you think the number one
song is, can you guys sing what you think the.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Number one song? Shake it Off? Shake it Off? Twenty four?
Yeah I didn't. I just assume she released that again
this year. Okay, I'm blanking on that wow chabboozy song.
How does he go at the bar getting tipsy? I
can't even think of the words right now. We play
it all the time. It's amazing. When you work in radio,
(13:14):
it just kind of becomes a part of your brain.
One Sammy Espresso. You have to taste me.
Speaker 5 (13:25):
A great song, and now I'm gonna have that by weird.
Speaker 6 (13:30):
I was looking over at neat thing and the website
completely changed the song away from whatever Jubil was just saying.
Speaker 5 (13:37):
Well, you guys were really close. So the number one
song of the year was Chapel Roane's Good Luck Babe.
Kendrick Lamar is not like us number two a bar song,
the tipsy shaboozy song.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
It is number three.
Speaker 5 (13:48):
So Jibile got one and Sabrina is number would be
travel Espresso and then Birds of a Feather from Billy I.
I mean a lot of artists really kind of dominated
they had, they were taking turns. It's like high five
year turn, high five year turn.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
It's interesting, it's just not on the list. She didn't
release an album this year. Did you have a new
song this year? She released a Well, it was like
a whole post department. Yeah, it was really good, but
I don't think it blew up as much as these songs. Yeah,
that's coming from a swifteen. There you have it.
Speaker 5 (14:15):
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Speaker 1 (14:24):
Jacob is on the phone today for our First Date
follow up and he's getting ghosted by Avas. So in
a few minutes we're gonna call her and see if
she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get
him another date. But first, Jacob, how long has it
been since you heard from Ava?
Speaker 11 (14:36):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (14:37):
Man, it's been at least a couple of weeks.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (14:40):
Have you tried to reach out to her during that time,
because it's kind of a while, right, Yeah.
Speaker 8 (14:45):
I tried to play it cool.
Speaker 11 (14:47):
Fact. I think last pack that center, I was like,
well we met at.
Speaker 13 (14:51):
A coffee shop.
Speaker 8 (14:51):
As the last thing I said, Hey, I'll.
Speaker 13 (14:53):
See you i'll see it. I'll see you back in,
you know, in our spot. And then she didn't respawn,
so I'm pretty sure she's a Ghostanny. I haven't called
because I felt like that was a step too far,
but I'm running out of options.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
So did y'all actually have a first first date? Like,
was it at the coffee shop? Or did y'all just
like randomly meet at the coffee shop?
Speaker 7 (15:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (15:17):
So there's actually like this coffee shop kind of just
in the neighborhood. It's not too far and I go
there all the time, and that's actually the first place
where I met her, because I ended up seeing her
like three times in one week. So this one day
we kind of started doing a little small talk and
then we actually were like, well, hey, let's meet here
(15:38):
on purpose one, you know, next time. So that was
like maybe our first date, but it wasn't really like
a full date. It was more like a little casual.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Thing, okay, And then did you guys do something after that?
Speaker 8 (15:51):
Yeah, we actually did.
Speaker 13 (15:53):
We really were enjoying the conversation with each other. So
I invited her to like come to my house because
we both like reality TV shows. So I was like, oh, well,
I've never seen Love is Blind. She hadn't seen it either,
So let's oh, let's go to my house, have some
popcorn and some snacks, and we can just binge the
whole show together. She was a little, you know, a
(16:16):
little hesitant on the going to my house thing, so
I'm hoping that's.
Speaker 8 (16:20):
Not what pushed her away.
Speaker 13 (16:22):
But it did take a little convincing, but she did
actually come over.
Speaker 5 (16:25):
I was going to say, a good move for a
first date to invite some of your house Okay, I
like the confidence that.
Speaker 13 (16:32):
Normally, So it actually ended up going really well because
when she came over, I had all her favorite snacks.
Speaker 11 (16:40):
I was ready to go.
Speaker 13 (16:41):
You know, I was like, I know she loves popcorn,
so I had popcorn. She likes hershey, so I had Hershey.
We just had a bunch of snacks.
Speaker 11 (16:48):
We could sit and watch this show.
Speaker 7 (16:50):
And we ended up.
Speaker 13 (16:51):
Having a lot of fun, you know, clowning on people
group for the people that we really thought were gonna have,
you know, really fine love.
Speaker 8 (16:59):
And we even drank a little.
Speaker 11 (17:01):
Wine too and got to know each other.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
So did was there like a connection with the two
of you?
Speaker 11 (17:07):
I felt like it was a connection.
Speaker 13 (17:09):
I mean it was the best date I've ever had,
hands down, and like, I'm really hoping that we can
have more.
Speaker 5 (17:18):
Okay, so what do you think could have gone wrong? Like,
why would you be getting ghosted?
Speaker 14 (17:24):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (17:25):
Man?
Speaker 13 (17:25):
Okay, so I think we would take a break in
between the different episodes, and it was between I think
maybe episode two and three. You know, we just come
into a little time to get to know each other, right,
we just kind of talking whatever. And halfway through that
I just I told her, I was like, this is
the best date I've ever been on, and I'm really
(17:45):
glad that I didn't have to spend a lot of money.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (17:52):
See, I was the thing.
Speaker 13 (17:55):
I was really glad that I didn't have to break
the bank for us to have a good time. And
then she started to at all digd and kind of
wanted to leave. After that next episode, I'm like, I
was joking pretty much, but I'm hoping she doesn't think
I'm cheap.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Okay, Yeah, well we'll see we can figure it out
for you.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Well, plays Son come back and then call her in
Stifson's house why she's ghosting you, and maybe get you
another date.
Speaker 11 (18:18):
Okay, thanks?
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Yeah, all right, Plus, don't come back, get your first
day follow up next. Right in the middle of your
first day follow up if you're just joining us, Jacob
is on the phone and he's getting ghosted by Ava.
It's been a couple of weeks since he heard from her,
and we're about to call her and ask her why
she's ghosting him and see if we can get him
another date. But before we do that, Jacob, why don't
you catch us up on your situation?
Speaker 11 (18:42):
Okay? So I met Ava at the coffee shop up
the street.
Speaker 8 (18:46):
We both like reality TV.
Speaker 13 (18:48):
So she came over to my house so we could
binge watch Love Is Blind.
Speaker 8 (18:53):
But I told her I was real.
Speaker 11 (18:55):
Happy we had a date that wasn't expensive. And now
I think she might I think I'm cheat.
Speaker 5 (19:01):
I'm just trying to think about how that would go.
Oh man, this is the best day ever. I'm so
glad I didn't spend any money. Yeah special, do you
feel as the person that's on that day?
Speaker 2 (19:09):
No offense. I'm just trying to like you might be
onto something.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Yeah, it might be the reason you're getting ghosts. So
are you ready for us to call her? I? Sure,
am all right, here we go, Hello him, I speak
to Ava. Please this is her. Hi Ava, how are you?
(19:32):
My name is Jewbel. I'm calling from a radio show.
It's called The Jewbil Show.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Hi Ava, I'm Nina also on the show. Hi, and
I'm Victoria.
Speaker 8 (19:38):
Oh wow, how are you?
Speaker 4 (19:40):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (19:41):
Hi, I'm doing good.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
You ever listened to the show before?
Speaker 12 (19:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Okay? Cool.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
We do a segment on the show called the First
Day follow Up where if you go out on a
date with somebody and you end up ghosting them, they
can email us to get you on the phone and
ask why you're ghosting them.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Do you know who would email us?
Speaker 7 (20:00):
The only person that I've been on a date recently
was this one guy.
Speaker 11 (20:06):
But that's probably good and.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
His name.
Speaker 7 (20:11):
Jacob.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Okay, well guess what.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Guess what was emailed us and told us about your
date says that you're ghosting him and he has no idea.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Why would you mind telling us?
Speaker 4 (20:24):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (20:24):
Goodness, Like, I have really bad luck when it comes
to men. You know, our date was kind of cool,
it was cute and stuff. Uh, I just have really
bad luck when it comes to guys. So so, you know,
I started liking him a little bit, and uh, we
were watching some of the shows and you know, caught
(20:46):
feelings a little bit, and you know, I just felt
like it's probably easier for me to just stop talking
to him.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
What happened?
Speaker 12 (20:56):
Everything was good. We were watching uh I.
Speaker 7 (20:58):
Think it was called Love His Find and yeah, so
you know it was nice and cute at first, but
you know they go to start talking about what they
do and don't like in certain people. Now now I'm
looking at uh Jacob like, okay, with qualities. I don't
like about him now, but then I like him, but
I don't really know.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Where it's going. Okay, was there something specific that you
didn't like about him?
Speaker 7 (21:27):
There was like a situation to where where he did
invite me over to his house. It was the first
day which I went out on a limb to do.
Everything was cute, everything was you know, fun and stuff
like that. It just started playing around a little bit
too much, and I think that he just tried too hard.
(21:50):
So it a turn off.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
How so.
Speaker 7 (21:54):
I'm not you know, I like touchy philly and stuff
like that, but I don't really like someone too you know,
just jump your bone. I'm a stiffy, stifty kiss type
of person.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Did he tried to jump your bone?
Speaker 8 (22:12):
Well?
Speaker 7 (22:13):
I think that uh, when we were eating popcorn and
he was trying to hide something from.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
Me with the bowl.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
WHOA, yeah, it's good for you, like not in that way,
but he was very happy.
Speaker 7 (22:35):
Power.
Speaker 12 (22:36):
Yeah I had that power over men.
Speaker 7 (22:40):
But you know, it was my first time over there
and we were just supposed to be watching TV, yeah
and stuff like that. So then it's like, oh, you're
like that right now, and you're hiding it with the
bowl of popcorn that I'm picking my hand in.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
Weird, that's very weird. Okay, Like did he like it?
Speaker 7 (23:02):
I mean, I was himsel is now why I stood up?
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
I mean, I just like, you're trying to get into
platform and.
Speaker 4 (23:09):
It's just like, okay, I don't know what to say
with that, with that situation, so it's yeah, I don't
know either, Like do you want like would you have
wanted him to tell you?
Speaker 7 (23:20):
Or is it?
Speaker 15 (23:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:23):
I mean that as a guy, I don't know what
I would do either. Just try to hide it like
because you did. You can't always control it, right, Jubil, No,
sometimes that's a mind of its own, you know.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
I don't think you hit it really well though, I
don't know.
Speaker 11 (23:36):
No, he did.
Speaker 16 (23:38):
It was a pretty big.
Speaker 12 (23:40):
Situation that could be that good.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
So that's why you're not calling him back. Oh my gosh, Well,
thank you for being honest. And Jacob is on the
phone listening and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 13 (23:54):
Okay, Jacob, Jacob oh man, I'm so sorry about that.
Speaker 11 (24:03):
Yeah, I mean, I'm sorry.
Speaker 13 (24:09):
I was trying so hard. Wow, that the best word.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
I can tell.
Speaker 4 (24:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 17 (24:20):
I didn't want to make things weird or awkward. That's
why I was trying to like maybe make it not
as obvious. I probably made it way worse. I just
I really really like you and I love having a conversation.
Speaker 14 (24:36):
Tell that.
Speaker 7 (24:40):
I was asking you why the popcorn kept falling on
the floor, and you were like, I don't know. I
didn't know what was going on down there.
Speaker 18 (24:49):
You know.
Speaker 7 (24:49):
Then you didn't you didn't tell me what was going on,
so it kind of freaking out a little bit. So
it was just like, Okay, is he getting like that
because we're watching these ladies on TV?
Speaker 11 (24:58):
Or to me, it's definitely the beautiful lady I had
in my house.
Speaker 4 (25:07):
You know.
Speaker 11 (25:09):
Look, I'm really sorry, and I hope that's not I
hope that won't keep us from being able to go
back out. I just really like you.
Speaker 13 (25:16):
Maybe I'll I'll do something where we're not sitting down
next time.
Speaker 5 (25:24):
Can you give him some advice, Toble, because I understand
that this is awkward, but I don't know how Jacob
comes back from this clearly like it's like it's kind
of a compliment to you, Aba, but it's also like
what happened?
Speaker 2 (25:36):
I don't know, Yeah, Tape, I'm not sure.
Speaker 7 (25:45):
Abe.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Would you like to go on another date with Jacob?
We'll pay for it and give m another shot. He
doesn't sound like he's creepy. It sounds like he really
likes you.
Speaker 4 (25:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (25:54):
He If he's able to double tape it down, I
might be willing to go on again.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Thank my gosh.
Speaker 8 (26:04):
Well I'm heading the staples.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
All right?
Speaker 19 (26:08):
Cool?
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Congratulations, Sake, Have you got another date?
Speaker 11 (26:12):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Hava.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
That's fine, guys, thank you, thank you?
Speaker 2 (26:18):
You will first date?
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Follow up?
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Got room for one more if you still want to
go to ask But where did you find that some
kid back in town traded the van for it?
Speaker 13 (26:28):
Straight up?
Speaker 2 (26:29):
I can get seventy miles to the gallon on.
Speaker 9 (26:31):
This hog, you know, Lloyd, Just when I think you
couldn't possibly be any dumber.
Speaker 8 (26:39):
You go and do something like this, I am totally reveal.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Yourself on a time for America's favorite trivia game, you
versus Victoria.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Yeah, and it's a very special edition because it's the.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
One thousand dollars Macy's Holiday Battle Royale. Since tournament, we're
in order to win a thousand dollars gift card to Macy's,
you have to go oh away. It's a grueling competition
and we've been having it all week. Sorry about that, positive,
it's a grueling competition.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Who we've been a week? Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
On Monday, Julia played Victoria in won and then she
was beaten by Jason, and then Jason beat Grayson, and
then Destiny showed up and Destiny smacked Jason down. And
now Destiny is going for that thousand dollars gift card
to Macy's.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
But she has to go through you. She could lose
it all today.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
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one O six one. You can also dms at the
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And by the way, check out Macy's Gift Guide at
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Speaker 5 (27:57):
I love the fragrance sets, like the mini one, so
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fragrances you can try. Amazing gift and it's like you're
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hundred dollars on the flower bomb gifts that I'm tripping.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
This is great. All right, we'll play next.
Speaker 12 (28:15):
Good morning. Can I take your order?
Speaker 2 (28:17):
I'm gonna hold try a large black coffee large black
cock Do you mean a venty No, I mean large?
Speaker 12 (28:24):
He means aventi.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (28:25):
The biggest funny.
Speaker 8 (28:26):
Venti is large is twenty large is large. In fact,
cole is large and grande.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
Is Spanish for large. Venti's the only one that doesn't
mean large. He's also the only one that's Italian.
Speaker 8 (28:39):
Congratulations for stupid and three languages.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
It's time for America's favorite game show, You Versus Victoria,
and it's all come down to this. The one thousand
dollars Macy's Holiday Battle Royale, an intense tournament. We're in
order to win one thousand dollars gift card to Macy's.
You've got to be the last players stand. Do you
have what it takes to go all that away? Destiny
(29:06):
is on the phone right now because she won yesterday.
She whooped Jason, Yes Croyd Jason, who had won three
games in a row, because it was her. Destiny it is,
and Destiny's on the phone now to see if she
can do it again and get that thousand dollars Macy's
gift card, or if Greg is gonna beat her. Destiny
(29:26):
and Greg say hi to each other. Hello, all right, Greg,
do you think you have what it takes to go
all the way?
Speaker 2 (29:36):
Absolutely? All right. It's a lot harder than it seems. Greg,
just letting you know, trying to confidence. Huh oh, sorry, No,
I believe about you guys. But Destiny, how are you feeling?
Speaker 8 (29:46):
I'm ready to go.
Speaker 12 (29:47):
I'm definitely already thinking about all this to send the
money on.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Manifestation and accent.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
Right, Greg, We're gonna put you on hold and then
Destiny's gonna go first. Okay, Okay, all right, here we go, Destiny,
a moment of truth, thirty seconds to answer as many
questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say pass.
And since you are the winner, the current winner, you
have to beat Greg outright to win. Okay, here we go, Destiny.
(30:14):
Your time starts now.
Speaker 5 (30:16):
In Diehard the movie, what is the name of the
building where the hostage situation takes place? What is the
name of the guardian angel who helps George Bailey in
the movie It's a Wonderful Life.
Speaker 12 (30:30):
Angel path?
Speaker 2 (30:32):
In an Elf? What is the first rule of the
code of Elves?
Speaker 12 (30:39):
Like Christmas?
Speaker 5 (30:40):
In the movie The Polar Express? What word does the
conductor punch into the main character's ticket?
Speaker 12 (30:46):
Believe?
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Why have tough questions? I think a.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Good Destiny. I'm gonna put you on hold and then
we'll get Greg on and see how he does. Okay,
all right, Destiny's on hold. No pressure.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
It's just for a thousand dollars gift card to Macy.
So the questions were hard, though. I don't think I
would have got those rights. It's all Christmas movie. Yeah,
it's a theme. Who watches die Hard for a Christmas
Movies movie? It happens in Christmas time? What is Santa
Walk in? Die Hard is definitely a Christmas movie? Yeah,
it is? All right, here we go. We're gonna bring
Greg on. Greg. Yes, are you ready?
Speaker 7 (31:26):
Yes?
Speaker 11 (31:27):
All right?
Speaker 2 (31:27):
First question is I heard a Christmas movie?
Speaker 7 (31:30):
No?
Speaker 2 (31:31):
Greg?
Speaker 17 (31:31):
Wrong?
Speaker 11 (31:33):
All right, hold on to you.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Here we go, Greg thirty seconds to answer as many
questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say pass,
and destiny has to beat you outright to win.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
No pressure.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
If you win, it's a thousand dollars. If you lose,
it's not one thousand dollars. Here we go, Greg, Your
time starts now.
Speaker 5 (31:55):
In the movie die Hard, what is the name of
the building where the hostage situation takes place? What is
the name of the guardian angel who helps George Bailey
and It's a Wonderful Life? In the movie alf What
is the first rule of the Coat.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
Of Elves.
Speaker 8 (32:13):
Sing for all to hear?
Speaker 5 (32:14):
In the movie The Polar Express? What word does the
conductor punch into the main character's ticket?
Speaker 8 (32:20):
Believe?
Speaker 5 (32:21):
In a Christmas story? What gift does Ralphie desperately want
for Christmas?
Speaker 8 (32:26):
A red writer beby gun?
Speaker 2 (32:27):
All right?
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Got that in We'll send it over to the scoreboard.
Now let me bring Destiny back on so Hard Destiny. Yeah, okay,
here we go. We're gonna send it over to the
scoreboard and see who is the winner of this week's
thousand dollars Macy's Holiday Battle Royale. Pretty so Brad, All right, Destiny,
you got too correct, Greg also got too correct. Gift Wow, Greg, congratulations,
(32:57):
you did it, Destiny.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
I'm sorry today one thousand dollars was not your disk. Wow.
Speaker 14 (33:02):
What you do?
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Get one hundred dollars gift card from Macy's just replying, yes, thanks, thanks,
thank you for playing. And Greg congratulations, Thank you, and
you can send whatever you buy with that thousand dollars
Macy's gift card at Macy's dot Com right to here, gladly.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
Accept your gifts. Yes, donation. All right, let's get the
answers now with Nina.
Speaker 5 (33:25):
In the movie die Hard, the name of the building
where the hostage situation takes place is Nakotomy Plaza. The
name of the guardian angel who helps George Bailey and
It's a Wonderful Life is Clarence. In the movie Elf,
the first rule of the Code of Elves is to
treat every day like Christmas. In the Polar Express, the
conductor punches in believe into the character's ticket. That sounds
like a long And in the movie R Christmas Story,
(33:47):
Ralphie desperately wants a red Rider bb gun bro I
wouldn't have gotten maybe any of those right, and the
elf one.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
Destiny and Greg, thank you guys very much for listening.
Appreciate you both have a great holiday. And Greg, congratulations
one thousand dollars. Destiny congratulations on one hundred.
Speaker 8 (34:01):
Yeah, thank you, thank you, you have a great one.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
We fly U Verse Victoria the same time every single
weekday morning. And in case you thought the thousand dollars
Macy's Holiday Battle Royale was over, We've got a thousand
bucks next week too.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
I loved it, so we want to play next week.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
If you think you have what it takes to go
all away, then be ready next week because it's another
holiday Battle royale for a thousand dollars gift card to Macy's.
Speaker 12 (34:30):
It's time to catch a Cheater.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
Only on the Jubile Show, Hazy is on the phone
today for to catch a Cheater. She's been together with
her boyfriend Tom for four years, but now she thinks
that something might be going on, so we'll see if
we can help her out. Daisy, Sorry you have to
come on the show this way, But what's up. Why
do you think Tom's cheating on you?
Speaker 18 (34:48):
Well, it all started about a month ago. We do
this thing called stiff and Paint, and it's a really
fun time.
Speaker 12 (34:55):
We always do it.
Speaker 18 (34:57):
Tom is actually a little bit better of a painter
than I am, but we're always like typically in a
big group of people. But anyway, there's always this one
girl that's kind of flirtatious and kind of hangs by
him and is always complimenting how good he paints. And
she's super flirtatious with him, and he has a tendency
to kind of be flirtatious as well. I've caught him
(35:17):
a few times flirting and getting a little handy at
a club.
Speaker 3 (35:22):
But you know, that's just kind of how he is.
Speaker 18 (35:24):
So I don't know if it's just his personality, but
it's just been a lot lately, so I'm kind of
thinking he might be cheating. He also has been coming
home lately with like little specks of paint on his hands,
and that's like, you know, three days after we did
the paint and stuff, and I know obviously he washes
(35:45):
his hands, so is he painting with this girl? Am
I crazy for thinking this?
Speaker 3 (35:49):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (35:50):
So when you say that you've caught him like getting
handsy in a club and like flirting with this girl,
even so he's just openly doing this in front of you,
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
Yeah, he just kind of is very flirtatious.
Speaker 12 (36:01):
It's kind of his personality. So I don't know if
it's just.
Speaker 18 (36:04):
His personality or if there's like some intention behind it,
especially with this one girl at the painted step.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
Have you asked him about her?
Speaker 18 (36:12):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (36:12):
Yeah, I mean he kind of just plays it off and.
Speaker 12 (36:14):
Says he's just being friendly. It's nothing like that, and
not worry.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
Have you ever told him you don't like it when
he flirts with other people in front of you?
Speaker 18 (36:23):
Yeah, I mean he knows, and he knows I definitely
have a tendency to, you know, react, like I could
get a little.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
Mad about it on his end, and I can also.
Speaker 7 (36:31):
Get mad at the girl.
Speaker 12 (36:32):
So's he's well aware.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
Of that, okay, And you're cool with him being handsy,
just not like if it goes any further than that, I.
Speaker 18 (36:41):
Think So, I mean as long as it's there's no
like ill intent where he is cheating or thinking about cheating.
Speaker 12 (36:48):
It isn't you know, the worst things.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
I don't know, it is kind of just.
Speaker 12 (36:54):
Who he is. But you know, one time he did
come home like one night.
Speaker 18 (36:57):
With a spot of paint on the bottom of his shirt,
and it was a shirt that he had never worn before,
like on our knights that we paint.
Speaker 3 (37:03):
So I know, like he has to be out painting.
I don't know if it's with her.
Speaker 18 (37:07):
I really don't think he would be doing it with
his friends. I mean, it's kind of like a girly
activity and his guy friends wouldn't like that.
Speaker 3 (37:13):
So I just feel like he's out painting with her.
Speaker 5 (37:18):
Well, it's kind of weird for him to show this
paint on his hands one day and then paint on
a shirt another. Is it like a color paint or
could it be like white paint from painting a wall.
Speaker 3 (37:28):
It's usually colored paint, And like he doesn't really it's
not like I mean, if he painted a.
Speaker 12 (37:32):
Wall, I would know about it.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
Yeah, yeah, you're right. I mean what does he say
when you like bring it up?
Speaker 3 (37:38):
Well, he tries to kind of act like, oh, I
forgot to like clean it up.
Speaker 12 (37:41):
From the last time. But this shirt in particular, I'm like,
you didn't.
Speaker 7 (37:44):
Wear it the last time.
Speaker 3 (37:46):
You didn't wear this when we were painting. So he
tried to act like, oh, I forgot to like wash
my hands or stress through this, But that doesn't make
any sense.
Speaker 5 (37:53):
That would definitely be an unsettling situation outside of the
paint and the flirtations. Are there Is there anything different
at home in your relationship.
Speaker 3 (38:01):
I don't know. I think it's fairly normal, honestly, really
goodnat tell.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
Okay, all right, well, we'll see if we can figure
it out for you. You told us a grocery store.
He's a rewards card member at So we'll play a
song come Back, and then call him and pretend to
be from the grocery store and say that he's this
month's lucky winner of free flowers delivered from our florid department,
and we'll.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
See if he sends those tea or to somebody else.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
Okay, okay, all right, we'll play a song come back
and get your to Catch Cheter next if you're just
joining us for today's To Catch Cheater. Daisy is on
the phone and she thinks that her boyfriend of four
years is cheating. So in a second, we're gonna call
(38:43):
him and pretend to be from the grocery store that
he's a rewards member at and say that he's this
month's lucky winner of free flowers delivered to anybody that
he wants and see if he sends them to her
or to somebody else. But first, Daisy, why don't you
catch everybody up on your situation?
Speaker 18 (38:56):
So me and Tom are usually going to these paint
and ships, and there's been this one girl is always,
you know, by his side, complimenting every little thing, and
they're very flirtatious with one another. He does have a
flirtatious personality, so I couldn't tell if there was any
intention behind it. But now he's been coming home with
little like spots of paint on him, like three days
(39:16):
after the fact that we went on the painting ship,
so I think he's out painting with this girl or
going to her classes or something. And I called into
the show to see if he can help me find
out if he's cheating.
Speaker 7 (39:27):
Or what the deal is.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
Okay, are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 7 (39:30):
Then?
Speaker 2 (39:31):
Yeah, Okay, here we go.
Speaker 7 (39:45):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
Hi, this is Corbyn calling from I was looking for
our rewards card member named Tom.
Speaker 8 (39:51):
Hi, Tom, how are you?
Speaker 2 (39:54):
Please? Don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm calling to let you know. Congratulations, you're this month's
big witter. Thank you for shopping with us, Thanks for
letting me know.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
Absolutely yep you, In case you weren't aware of, Every
single month, we choose one Rewards card member at random
who gets free flowers delivered from our Florida department. You've
just won thirty six long simm read roses, a box
of candy or chocolate, and a card to be delivered
to anybody that you want with in the fifty United
States of America.
Speaker 8 (40:19):
Oh wow, uh okay cool, and you'll deliver.
Speaker 11 (40:24):
Them for me.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
Yes, you'll get confirmations that there is no charge. Is
absolutely free.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
It's just our way of saying thank you very much
for shopping and and you know who you want to
send them to right now or you need me to
call you back.
Speaker 8 (40:35):
No, No, I think I think I know who I
want to send to.
Speaker 1 (40:38):
Yeah, okay, great. First thing I would need to be
the first and last name of the person you would
like to send them to.
Speaker 8 (40:45):
Yeah, sure, this is my lady friend.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
Her name is Amber, Amber, and uh is there anything
you like to put on a card to Amber, he says,
your lady friend.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
I can do a lovey, lovey kind of call ard
if you'd like.
Speaker 8 (41:01):
Yeah, yeah, how about I can't wait to paint you again?
Speaker 12 (41:08):
Baby?
Speaker 2 (41:09):
Whoa every sho?
Speaker 1 (41:11):
That's a spicy one. I don't even know what that means.
But I'm not gonna and I'm not gonna ask any questions.
But good for you, tom Uh.
Speaker 8 (41:18):
Yeah, yeah, I know it is mine. We've been doing this,
we've been doing this activity together.
Speaker 1 (41:22):
She'll get okay, great, Well, now at this point, I'll
let you know that your girlfriend is probably gonna be
pretty upset with you. And she's on the phone listening
because this is actually the Jubil Show, it's a radio show.
Speaker 2 (41:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (41:35):
Well, how could you I knew something like going on
between you and that girl?
Speaker 3 (41:39):
What are you talking?
Speaker 8 (41:40):
What's happened? What's what's happening right now?
Speaker 12 (41:42):
How could you not like tell me the truth?
Speaker 3 (41:44):
You know that I've been questioning you about it.
Speaker 12 (41:46):
I've been asking you. You've been coming home with paint
all over you for days now, Like I knew something
was going on.
Speaker 3 (41:52):
Why are you being dishonest with me?
Speaker 20 (41:53):
Like, I'm not being dishonest. I think I think this
is being completely blown out of proportion. Obviously, obviously it
was a joke. Obviously that was a joke.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
I can't wait to paint all over you. Yeah what Yeah,
that was a joke.
Speaker 8 (42:09):
You would have sent them to me.
Speaker 3 (42:10):
Come on, that's ridiculous.
Speaker 12 (42:12):
I can't believe you would do this to me.
Speaker 3 (42:14):
Like we've been together for.
Speaker 18 (42:15):
Four years and you're going to just let things go
to waste because you meet some girl on our paintings
at night that's just to be a romantic date between us.
Speaker 8 (42:23):
You you're the one that said you wanted me to
be like more adventurous.
Speaker 2 (42:27):
I'm just like I'm.
Speaker 3 (42:28):
Venture Like, Like, let's plan more fun dates like outside.
Speaker 12 (42:32):
The box, not just same old boring ones and go on.
So I thought paint and sick would.
Speaker 18 (42:36):
Be fun for us.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
You should not blame your girl for a wife.
Speaker 8 (42:38):
Yeah, this is absolutely ridiculous. You tell me to do something,
and now you're getting upset at me, like I don't
even know.
Speaker 18 (42:45):
You're literally seeing the girl that helps us with the paintings,
Like like she's the person that teaches us how to paint.
Speaker 3 (42:54):
How much does it feel?
Speaker 7 (42:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 20 (42:56):
But like I think it's kind of crazy to like
call me out on this on the radio. I mean,
like this is like a conversation we should have personally.
Speaker 11 (43:03):
Like this is this.
Speaker 18 (43:04):
I try to have a conversation personally numerous times, and
you're not, Like you're not giving you keep saying that
I'm overthinking.
Speaker 12 (43:10):
It's not that serious. There's nothing between you.
Speaker 3 (43:13):
You forgot to look your hair like that doesn't make
any sense, Like what are.
Speaker 8 (43:18):
You hands all the time? Like this is crazy? This
is absolutely insane.
Speaker 2 (43:23):
You know, Tom, I mean, at this point, you're busted.
So to insult her by telling her it was her
idea and then, I don't know, point fingers in every
other direction other than looking at yourself seems a little
bit ridiculous. So you could just own it.
Speaker 8 (43:39):
No, you guys don't even know the half of it. Okay,
you guys don't even know what the hell you're talking about.
And Daisy, you know what, at least Amber, Amber doesn't
nag me constantly. You know, I'm done with this boy.
Speaker 12 (43:49):
Of course she doesn't because she's okay with being a
side piece. She knows you've been together for four years.
Speaker 20 (43:54):
Come on, you know she's more than a side piece. Okay,
she's at least she doesn't nag me and treat me
like the way you treat me. And I can't believe you.
Speaker 8 (44:01):
Put me on this jubile jewbel What the hell this
show is?
Speaker 2 (44:06):
I'm done with this man. I'm out of here, all right, Daisy,
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 12 (44:13):
Yeah, you know what, it's fine. I'm glad you exposed.
Speaker 3 (44:16):
Him, like, thanks for helping me out.
Speaker 12 (44:17):
I don't think I.
Speaker 18 (44:18):
Would have ever got to the bottom of this if
I didn't call you, guys, So you know what, this
is the best thing I can happen now I know
who he is, and I'll be enjoying stick and paint
by myself or maybe maybe.
Speaker 1 (44:29):
Not again too nervous, or find someone who isn't so handsy,
you know, and they just maybe handsy with you when
you want them.
Speaker 8 (44:38):
To be exactly Yeah, sorry.
Speaker 12 (44:40):
Though, sorry, it's all right, Thank you so much, guys.
Speaker 2 (44:43):
Seriously, sounds really strong.
Speaker 12 (44:47):
The Jewel shows to catch a cheater.
Speaker 1 (44:51):
Stop what you're doing right now. It's the Jewbil Show,
and I don't want to freak anybody out. What experts
have released a list of things you enjoy doing that
are slowly killing you. Oh no, we'll go over it
next because some of the answers are surprising. Also call
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us with a ridiculous thing that you think could be
slowly chipping away at your existence.
Speaker 2 (45:16):
It's eight A eight three four three six one text
ten four one o six one. We'll go over right
after this.
Speaker 1 (45:20):
Do me a favor, says you will show think about
the things you do on a daily basis that you
really enjoy those things could be slowly taking.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
Your life away if you look at it. On the surface.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
Sounds sad, okay, but that's just the circle of life.
We're born as little babies who need people to feed us,
wipe us, purp us. Well, then we grow up and
at the end of it all, we end up getting
old and needing people to feed us, wipe us and purpose.
Speaker 2 (45:47):
That's so true.
Speaker 1 (45:48):
It's just life, man, nobody gets out alive. Experts did
release a list of things we enjoy doing that might
be slowly killing you, and some of the answers are
pretty ridiculous, so we'll go over them now. Also call
us eight at eight three four three one text in
four one o six one with something that is ridiculous
that you think might be slowly taking your existence away.
(46:10):
Some of the things from the list are procrastination, which, wow,
I'm surprised I'm still walking.
Speaker 2 (46:17):
You do that a lot, and so do I Is
it doing me?
Speaker 6 (46:20):
You can physically see the effects of procrastination. This show
wouldn't exist exactly.
Speaker 2 (46:26):
I mean the way I procrastinate.
Speaker 1 (46:27):
I literally should have been gone a long time ago,
but I procrastinate, So who knows.
Speaker 2 (46:33):
I'll get around to it. Yeah, that's funny.
Speaker 1 (46:40):
List from experts who have released a list of things
you enjoy that might be slowly taking your life away.
Speaker 2 (46:46):
Energy drinks. We all know that though, right do we?
They're giving us energy, so kind of it's one of
those things that helps us during the day.
Speaker 6 (46:51):
Well, the problem with those two is that they're like,
this one's a healthy one, this one won't is bad.
Speaker 2 (47:00):
That's what the baggage says. It was okay, okay, what's
in it? Crack? Okay, it's fine. It's also got be twelve.
Speaker 1 (47:09):
So it like, all, what's another thing that you might
be doing that you really enjoyed that because he's slowly
taking your life away? Eating ramen every night. They actually
put that on the list. Literally, Yeah, why is it bad?
Alefear thought it was good for you.
Speaker 2 (47:23):
Well, it's not good for you because the sodium, right,
like all that.
Speaker 6 (47:25):
You can just taste it. But at the same time,
I didn't know that. I ate ramen every night for
like twenty years. Now what pretty much? Yeah, it is delicious.
I love it, right, I try to gourmet it up
with some chicken. Maybe that's why it's.
Speaker 2 (47:38):
Not killing me.
Speaker 1 (47:39):
Here's another one that's interesting because every time I eat these,
I think these are giving me lice. Bacon wrapped Holopeno
poppers these on the list. Experts will literally put this
on the list of things, so.
Speaker 2 (47:50):
It's very specific. Wait, why those I don't know?
Speaker 1 (47:53):
And I pictures I'm doing this research while eating bacon
wrapped halpena poppers like these are so good, But let's
do the research on these. Yeah, have a list basically
very obvious things.
Speaker 11 (48:05):
All right.
Speaker 2 (48:05):
Here's one that's interesting though. Parenting is on the list.
That scares me that literally, I think that's one of
the most terrifying things in the world, is the parent Yeah,
you should be scared. It is one of those things
where you love it it is the coolest thing in
the world. It's amazing. It's so beautiful.
Speaker 19 (48:21):
And every night you're like, oh god, I love being
a parent. Oh I've had five minutes of free time today.
It's amazing.
Speaker 2 (48:32):
I use those five minutes for nothing productive. I just
sat there and stared it. Ayah, did somebody say mom
or dad? Know they didn't there.
Speaker 1 (48:40):
Asleep, but I'm hearing it in my all time. Parents
are a little jumpy at times. Hey, Whitney on my
mother in law.
Speaker 14 (48:58):
I love her, of course, she's the mother of my husband,
the grandmother of my children, and has the best intention.
There you go, but she is driving me insane. She
just recently moved like thirty minutes away from us, and
she did.
Speaker 2 (49:12):
She moved thirty minutes away just to be closer to
you guys.
Speaker 4 (49:16):
Yeah brother too.
Speaker 14 (49:20):
Yeah it has perks, but like, okay, she brings over
dinners all the time, but they're chicken and sneak dinners.
Speaker 3 (49:27):
My husband and I have been vegetarian for ten years and.
Speaker 2 (49:31):
That's not good.
Speaker 1 (49:32):
You guys got to eat more protein. Where are you
getting your protein from if you're just eating veggies?
Speaker 14 (49:37):
Are exactly I mean, the kids love it. You know,
like we would prefer their vegetarian, but like we're not
pushing it, you know. So the biggest thing lately is
recently she told me that.
Speaker 12 (49:49):
She didn't like my makeup.
Speaker 14 (49:50):
She's really into like clothes and hair and makeup, and
I felt like it was just kind of an awkward
way to like bond or start a.
Speaker 3 (49:56):
Conversation because the last week she's.
Speaker 12 (49:59):
Come to our house every morning when I'm getting ready for.
Speaker 2 (50:01):
Work to help me with my mate. Are you serious?
Speaker 10 (50:06):
So I'm very serious here, like.
Speaker 1 (50:09):
Sit in the bathroom with you and critique you while
you're doing your make Yeah, Elsie, that is not going
to work for today.
Speaker 2 (50:14):
Try another one exactly.
Speaker 14 (50:16):
And she thinks she's been helpful, but literally she's going
to be the death of me.
Speaker 2 (50:21):
But at least you're gonna look good. Yeah, I mean
you're good. This time for a name is what's trending.
Speaker 5 (50:28):
Watched out Costco Dog because there's another dog ready to
take your place.
Speaker 2 (50:32):
What you know as a dog. Yeah, I'm sorry hot
dog did not register.
Speaker 1 (50:39):
I was thinking of like a mascot. I was like,
they have a dog for a mascot, But the hot
dogs are good at Costco.
Speaker 2 (50:45):
Hot Dogs at Costco are excellent. It's a dollar fifty.
Speaker 5 (50:47):
Over forty years ago, that hot dog debuted for a
dollar fifty and they never changed the price since. But
now Sam's Club is testing something new that they're calling
the holly Dog. Oh it kind of makes me sick
just to like read it, but here we go. It's
a mash between Thanksgiving and Christmas. So it's a hot
dog that has toppings like mashed potatoes, fucking pie, Christmas cookies,
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and candy canes and it's like all on this platter
with the hot dog. This is one of those times
where it's like America's food choices, like this might be
too far.
Speaker 2 (51:18):
Good thing. They sell total of vipri and bulk there.
I don't know anybody that would eat that, do you.
I'm kind of into the hot dog of mashed potatoes
on it.
Speaker 3 (51:27):
What.
Speaker 15 (51:27):
I don't know why you said it, And I was like, grow,
what if it's a turkey dog too, that would work?
Speaker 11 (51:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (51:39):
I can't.
Speaker 6 (51:40):
So you're so bougie that your turkey has to be
shaped a certain way to eat it?
Speaker 18 (51:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (51:47):
Yeah, but hey, if you're into it, it sounds good
to you, like it does to produce a broad go
get you that holly dog at Sam's Club.
Speaker 1 (51:54):
Other than the holly dog Sam's Wiener's Sam's.
Speaker 2 (51:59):
Club, that actually would probably be a little bit more. Yes, okay, So.
Speaker 5 (52:12):
There's a list of the most dominant quotes of twenty
twenty four. This is kind of interesting. Yale University actually
is the one that came out with these top three, and.
Speaker 2 (52:20):
I viewed me about this, throw my a quotes from me.
I thought it would be kind of funny just to
go over.
Speaker 5 (52:26):
But the top one, of course, came from Taylor Swift
when she called herself the childish cat Lady. That's the
number one quote of twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2 (52:33):
Technically it's a J. D. Mance quote. She took it
and made it. Oh so she remixed it. Yeah, she
remixed it. She took it and made it.
Speaker 5 (52:45):
You're not wrong, No, you're not at all. I mean,
these are all political quotes that have to have made
the top three quotes. The second was from President Biden
that said, today I signed a pardon for my son Hunter.
Speaker 2 (52:55):
After I said I wasn't going to. I figured his
quote would be, huh, what time is it?
Speaker 11 (53:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (53:05):
And then the last will never be forgotten it's when
Donald Trump said in Springfield, they're eating the dogs the.
Speaker 8 (53:11):
People that came there, they're eating the cat.
Speaker 2 (53:13):
Gosh, I forgot about that. And then he doubled down
an interview. They're like, so that's been proven wrong. What
do you have to say? What about the geese? They're
also going to do the geese? Were like, all right,
there are many other animals in a history book. And
those are the dreams you see.
Speaker 5 (53:33):
Yeah, oh man, Myra children are gonna feel real bad
for us one day.
Speaker 2 (53:38):
Trump voice is so funny that you can eat it
so well, and the facial expression, the whole body that
was trending.
Speaker 8 (53:48):
Jewbles, dirty little secret?
Speaker 2 (53:51):
Hello, Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret? Sweet?
Let's here?
Speaker 3 (53:56):
That is it?
Speaker 16 (53:58):
Okay? Oh my god?
Speaker 12 (54:00):
I like to crustius as a girl.
Speaker 2 (54:02):
Okay.
Speaker 16 (54:03):
And so sometimes I like to wear like white capris
mm hmm. And I like to get on a chocolate
I'll take with like I can a chocolate of my butt.
And I like to go to like a store like
area where I know people like to get like attention
from people. Do you want to see choco all of
your pants? I'm like, we like surprise on somebou wung.
(54:27):
But it's just I don't know, I get that thrill
having like chocolate all in my button, walking around it
and being in public.
Speaker 5 (54:34):
Which part gives you the thrill that people are looking
at your butt or that they're shocked that there's chocolate
on it?
Speaker 11 (54:41):
I think like both.
Speaker 14 (54:42):
I don't know.
Speaker 16 (54:42):
I just I just think it's funny enough, like wearing
like white capris and I kind of chocolate and I
don't know, it's it's weird.
Speaker 2 (54:50):
I mean, that's one way to get a compliment on
your butt. Oh yeah, yeah, well enjoy it, you know. Yeah,
fun sounds fun.
Speaker 8 (55:02):
Yeah, well, thank you for a yeah.
Speaker 2 (55:06):
If they've been like, hey, I just commented on chocolate
on somebody's butt the other day.
Speaker 4 (55:10):
We.
Speaker 1 (55:12):
Did it on per base, thank you for telling us
your dirty little secrets.
Speaker 2 (55:17):
Hello, funny, Hey, what's up you have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 12 (55:22):
Yes, thank you, I'm running outside.
Speaker 2 (55:25):
Okay, we're excited to hear it.
Speaker 20 (55:29):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (55:32):
So my ex husband he was cheating on me, which
is I'm sorry, No, it's fine, it is what it is.
Speaker 21 (55:42):
So whenever I found out he was shooting on me
with someone that he was working with. Whenever I left him.
I called his work and I told them that they
were seeing each other and it kept them fired.
Speaker 1 (56:00):
Oh wow, and they don't know that was you, obviously. No,
thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 16 (56:12):
No problem, love you guys.
Speaker 2 (56:14):
I listened to this morning. Oh thank you, appreciate you.
Have a good day, you do, Bye bye. What's your
dirty little secret?
Do you feel stressed out? Said, you will show if
you do, don't worry about it. Everybody does. As a
matter of fact, here's proof of how much people worry.
Every single year, a large group of the population thinks
that the world is going to end every year. If
anybody remembers the year two thousand when everybody freaked out
because the computers everywhere We're gonna malfunction and the world
was going to blow up, well what then the calendar
(00:21):
switched and doomsday preppers everywhere were like, looks like I
wasted money on that bunker I built. So basically, the
world is going to end at some point. Nobody knows when,
and the more we freak out about it, the less
things happen. I bring that up because we now have
proof though that the world is going to end. Well,
here we got why is that? Because somebody on X
(00:41):
asks people born before the year two thousand what skills
nobody possesses anymore?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
And the answers are hilarious.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
We'll go over it next, so your fears of the
future can really be valid.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Right after this, you will show kids these days don't
know how to do anything. This is a jewbile show.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
They're always tick talking and be bopping around. Yeah, they
got the attention span of nats. And just ask them
to change a tire on a car without a video
game controller in their hand. It's ridiculous. Back in my day,
it was so much better. Because things were hard. We
worked a billion hours a day, and because mental health
(01:23):
conversations were scarce. We just sucked up our emotions and
let the stress slowly eat our bodies and our happiness away.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Oh my gosh, but we were happy.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Yeah, we say that because we were conditioned to say
that no matter what, because the unhealthy family dynamics that
we applauded and let exist. Now these kids are all
talking about emotions and don't want to do anything.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
It show.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Somebody on ex posed the question people born before two thousand,
what skills do they not use anymore? And it's going
viral and the answers are pretty hilarious. So if you're
one of those people that's in the group of that
guy that just talked about how great.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Being old is, and then you'll laugh at this.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
And if you were born before the year two thousand,
you might be shocked at the things you don't know
how to do. We go over the list right now
of things that people before two thousand don't know how
to do. Program of VCR.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
What's a VCR? Victoria was born before two thousand. I
was born out in two thousand. Say, I was born
before two thousand. But what are you supposed to program
on a VCR? Like I know how to like record?
I guess you got a program at times? Sometimes on
a v C trket time you can program it to record.
I saw the trouble sending the time around my microwave.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Right, things people born after two thousand don't know how
to do being able to survive the organ trail?
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Game? O?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Wait, what game was that? Your Axles and your black player?
But what was it called?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
It was like, it's an actual game, actual trail. The
Organ Trail was a video game that they used to
play in school. But it was like an old computer
video game, so it wasn't really like cool graphics and stuff.
But you are a family trying to go through the
organ trail and you'd have oxes and things like that,
but most of the time your family would just die.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
Yeah, these diseases were like dystopia cholera in a video game.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Yeah, you had to do things. It was like, do
you want to go through this river right now? Do
you think you can do it with the box and
the raft that you have? And you look at the
weather and all that stuff, and you're like, yeah, I
could do it. I died so much because that's my
attitude of anything, like totally do it, and I'm like,
I'm constantly dying.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
You're getting coolera up.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Another thing that people born after two thousand don't know
how to do use the word literally correctly.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Literally is that word anymore?
Speaker 5 (03:41):
I'm confused by that, Like literally, it's so easy I.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Use it.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Another thing on the list that people are sharing of
people born after two thousand, the skills that they don't
possess being able to parallel park without a backup camera.
That's one of the things that the older generation complains
about things like that that I'm like, what's the big deal,
It's a lot easier to use the camera. I don't
know why I like doing things the hard way, right,
(04:08):
I'll give you that, because it's like, if you have a.
Speaker 6 (04:09):
Camera, especially one of those ones that has little lines
that turns as you can tell you can say pretty solid,
guess where your butt's about to be.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
I would totally use a backup camera.
Speaker 6 (04:18):
I just got a new stereo thing and I had
I was like, if there's no backup camera, I don't
want it.
Speaker 7 (04:22):
I can't.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
I can't function without it anymore. And I started driving
when there was no such thing.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Another thing on the list that people born after two
thousand don't know how to do.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
How to write in cursive.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Yeah, somebody said I can drive a stick shift while
also writing in cursive.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
The same while reading a paper. Man, I can't read
a paper mac that's hard. I feel like I learned
how to write incursive, but I don't really know how
to read it. There's I have old letters from my
grandma that I still look at him and I'm like, oh, yeah,
that was I don't miss curses at all. Why did
we stop using cursive?
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Probably because nobody could ever read other people's cursive writing.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
That's my It was so pretty, like we use cursive
font on all of our socials. It's an option we do. Yeah,
it makes it look prettier. I just don't know why
we stopped doing it.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
If somebody could write well in cursive and clearly, because
other than that, it would be hard to read it
just look like scribbles gimbrish.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Yeah, well, how do you sign your name?
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Though?
Speaker 5 (05:16):
Aren't you supposed to sign your name in cursive? Isn't
that supposed your signature is supposed to be cursive? Do
want you write out Victoria?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Actually? Does? I mean? Yeah, I actually actually does that.
Oh my god, she writes it out like a great
school paper. I'm telling you.
Speaker 8 (05:33):
I think.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
I'm like, why wouldn't you just do what all of
us do it? Just scribble and scribble.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
I go all the way back to really old times
when people didn't know how to write, so they just
put an X on it.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
I signed my name of an X.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Another thing that people that were born after the year
two thousand don't know how to do proper grammar and punctuation.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Hmm, that's accurate there.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
But does anybody really know that unless you're in the
literary world, you have to fail that you're an editor,
because most people really don't. I hear so many people
like though they're a terrible grammar and punctuation. Then you
read something from there and you're like, you don't know
what you're doing either, because comma in the wrong place there.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Yeah, I think we only know bad grammar when we
see it.
Speaker 6 (06:13):
I think most of us think we right like to
think we're good at it, but we're.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Not the number one thing on the list that people
that were born after two thousand don't know how to
do the ability to rewind a cassette tape using a pencil.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
I've never used this life, so it was not fun, Daddy,
you can do.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
It for Oh my gosh, it's just like a waste
of time.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Wow, Oh dysterious.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Somebody texted in at four one and six one and
said hysteria was another thing that you would get on
the organ track when you were looking dysteria.
Speaker 6 (06:47):
Either producer sharky like messaged me and said, dysentery, dysentery.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
Essay, dysentery, Get dysentery.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Someone else texted in at four one six one and said,
you guys, Organ Trail wasn't a video game. It was
based off of real life in the early days, right,
Okay what it was?
Speaker 2 (07:05):
It was also a videoing. It's another jubile phone frame.
Speaker 9 (07:10):
Morning ties, Hi, Is this is Trevor calling from dray cleaning?
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Is this Shane?
Speaker 10 (07:23):
Yeah, this is Shane is my jacket son.
Speaker 9 (07:27):
So that's why I'm calling you because, like, you know,
that really cool jacket in here for us to dry clean.
Speaker 8 (07:33):
Okay, what is it ready?
Speaker 9 (07:37):
So it's gonna be like a lot longer until we
can get it back to you.
Speaker 10 (07:43):
Like, okay, you guys told me we'll be ready in
today's Yeah.
Speaker 9 (07:47):
So we yeah, we did say that, but then like
we had like a little bit of a mishap and so.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
There's like what do you mean what myself? So there's
like a it got us and like a stain in.
Speaker 8 (08:01):
It, So a tear and a stain.
Speaker 9 (08:05):
Yeah, and so okay, so I'll just tell you, but
like if you promise, okay, but do you promise like
not to get like mad?
Speaker 7 (08:15):
What are you?
Speaker 8 (08:15):
Are you a child?
Speaker 7 (08:18):
No?
Speaker 2 (08:18):
What happened?
Speaker 9 (08:19):
I'm not a child because like I work here, like
and like I don't have to have what happened? Like,
you know, what is your first job? My first job?
I was like sixteen, but like I'm a lot older
than that now.
Speaker 8 (08:32):
So just tell me what happened.
Speaker 9 (08:35):
Oh so okay, So that jacket is super sweet, like
it's really cool, and like I was on tender you know,
and like anyway, I got a date, which I don't
get many of and so like.
Speaker 10 (08:50):
Yeah, I get I can see why you don't get
many dates.
Speaker 11 (08:52):
You work.
Speaker 9 (08:54):
It's kind of like kind of a workaholic, you know,
like dry cleaning is my life. So anyway, I'm so
I borrowed your jacket for my date and then like
she spilled wine on it, and then also like things
got pretty hot and heavy.
Speaker 11 (09:08):
The jacket to a date.
Speaker 8 (09:10):
That jacket.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Was super sweet.
Speaker 8 (09:14):
I had to I won that.
Speaker 12 (09:15):
Jacket and an auction. It was fifteen thousand dollars and
you took it to a date.
Speaker 9 (09:22):
Yeah, And like, honestly, I can see why that jacket
is like so was so expensive or whatever, because like
like it works, like you know, I think because I
was earning the jacket, like things got hot and heavy
and then like I was.
Speaker 11 (09:36):
Like, you're not real.
Speaker 10 (09:40):
I've never spoken to anybody so dumb and unprofessional. So
you're telling me that you took my jacket on a
date that you got on tender.
Speaker 9 (09:48):
Yeah, and like she spilled wine on it. So technically,
like the stain isn't my fault, but the rip like
was my fault, because.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Like everything is your fault.
Speaker 9 (09:57):
Little I can see that, Like you're upset, but I
would like to make it better.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
If I go, like, listen, you can't make it better.
Speaker 12 (10:05):
There is no way that you're a little phone makes
enough money to fix this.
Speaker 9 (10:09):
Well what if okay, so what if I'd be willing
to like give you a chef outfit that we just
got in in exchange, Like you know, I know it
doesn't fully replace the.
Speaker 11 (10:18):
Jock app said.
Speaker 8 (10:19):
You said a chef out it? Like do you No?
Speaker 10 (10:23):
No, you listen better, you better save that chef out
it because after I'm done and you guys fired, you're
gonna need it. I'm getting in my car right now,
I'm gonna be there.
Speaker 8 (10:31):
I'm like, what.
Speaker 10 (10:32):
Ten minutes away? Dude, you you better not be there.
The better be somebody smarter there talking about.
Speaker 9 (10:37):
Okay, Well, in that case, then I'll let you know
that it's a prank phone call and your girlfriend set
you up.
Speaker 10 (10:44):
A frank phone call.
Speaker 8 (10:45):
That's all you're gonna try and get out of this one.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
No, this is actually Dubil from the Jubil Show doing
a phone break on you and your girlfriend Arra set
you up.
Speaker 10 (10:52):
Seriously that this is this is how you're gonna is
that is that what you guys do at this dregleaner,
you just mess around with your customers.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
No, it's not a drag cleaner. It's a radio show.
It's called The Jewel Show. Your girlfriend listens to it
and wanted me to mess with you because she said,
do you love your jacket?
Speaker 8 (11:05):
Oh my god, no, are you please tell me?
Speaker 11 (11:08):
Are you serious? It's really a bratis show.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
She's yes, like the fine, the jacket is fine, I think, dude,
So you.
Speaker 10 (11:17):
Really convince me that some idiot wore my jacket on
a safety hat on cinder.
Speaker 12 (11:24):
Wake up every morning with jewble phone Franks.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Time for name is what's trending?
Speaker 5 (11:28):
So there's a new term we all need to know
about this holiday season, and it's called zebra striping. What
Zebra striping has been around for a long time actually,
but now that it has a name, it kind of
makes it more exciting and more of a challenge. But
zebra striping is basically, if you're at a holiday party,
you have an alcoholic drink, then you have water. Oh,
that's an alcoholic drink, and then you have water. You're
(11:49):
not allowed to have either one of them back to back.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
You have to go.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Every other and then you start to get hammered and
you forget about the water.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Yeah, you're having alcoholic drinks.
Speaker 6 (11:57):
I've tried it so many times, drink that much. But
when I do, I try to do the water thing.
I go alcoholic drink water alcohol for the rest of
the night.
Speaker 7 (12:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
I don't know anybody who that's ever actually worked out for.
They start off that way and then it does not
end that way.
Speaker 5 (12:12):
I mean, it also just gets so difficult. You're no
longer enjoying the party. You're in the bathroom the entire night,
go with pee.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Oh and then they get cocky too because they've had
a few waters.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Now they're like, I can drink as much as I
walk down so hydrated, and they usually up being the
most hammer person.
Speaker 6 (12:26):
We used to give that friend what we would call
hydro shots, Like, dude, come take a shot hydro shot.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
He's like, okay, awesome, but his taste buds were gone
at that point, so we're just giving him shots of
water hydro shot. It's actually a good idea. Yeah, that's
I try that with your friends. No longer taste hops ever.
Speaker 5 (12:43):
Striping Rolling Stone has just come out with the hundred
Best Songs of twenty twenty four list, but instead of
having you guys guess what you think the number one
song is, can you guys sing what you think the.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Number one song? Shake it Off? Shake it Off? Twenty four?
Yeah I didn't. I just assume she released that again
this year. Okay, I'm blanking on that wow chabboozy song.
How does he go at the bar getting tipsy? I
can't even think of the words right now. We play
it all the time. It's amazing. When you work in radio,
(13:14):
it just kind of becomes a part of your brain.
One Sammy Espresso. You have to taste me.
Speaker 5 (13:25):
A great song, and now I'm gonna have that by weird.
Speaker 6 (13:30):
I was looking over at neat thing and the website
completely changed the song away from whatever Jubil was just saying.
Speaker 5 (13:37):
Well, you guys were really close. So the number one
song of the year was Chapel Roane's Good Luck Babe.
Kendrick Lamar is not like us number two a bar song,
the tipsy shaboozy song.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
It is number three.
Speaker 5 (13:48):
So Jibile got one and Sabrina is number would be
travel Espresso and then Birds of a Feather from Billy I.
I mean a lot of artists really kind of dominated
they had, they were taking turns. It's like high five
year turn, high five year turn.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
It's interesting, it's just not on the list. She didn't
release an album this year. Did you have a new
song this year? She released a Well, it was like
a whole post department. Yeah, it was really good, but
I don't think it blew up as much as these songs. Yeah,
that's coming from a swifteen. There you have it.
Speaker 5 (14:15):
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Speaker 1 (14:24):
Jacob is on the phone today for our First Date
follow up and he's getting ghosted by Avas. So in
a few minutes we're gonna call her and see if
she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get
him another date. But first, Jacob, how long has it
been since you heard from Ava?
Speaker 11 (14:36):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (14:37):
Man, it's been at least a couple of weeks.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (14:40):
Have you tried to reach out to her during that time,
because it's kind of a while, right, Yeah.
Speaker 8 (14:45):
I tried to play it cool.
Speaker 11 (14:47):
Fact. I think last pack that center, I was like,
well we met at.
Speaker 13 (14:51):
A coffee shop.
Speaker 8 (14:51):
As the last thing I said, Hey, I'll.
Speaker 13 (14:53):
See you i'll see it. I'll see you back in,
you know, in our spot. And then she didn't respawn,
so I'm pretty sure she's a Ghostanny. I haven't called
because I felt like that was a step too far,
but I'm running out of options.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
So did y'all actually have a first first date? Like,
was it at the coffee shop? Or did y'all just
like randomly meet at the coffee shop?
Speaker 7 (15:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (15:17):
So there's actually like this coffee shop kind of just
in the neighborhood. It's not too far and I go
there all the time, and that's actually the first place
where I met her, because I ended up seeing her
like three times in one week. So this one day
we kind of started doing a little small talk and
then we actually were like, well, hey, let's meet here
(15:38):
on purpose one, you know, next time. So that was
like maybe our first date, but it wasn't really like
a full date. It was more like a little casual.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Thing, okay, And then did you guys do something after that?
Speaker 8 (15:51):
Yeah, we actually did.
Speaker 13 (15:53):
We really were enjoying the conversation with each other. So
I invited her to like come to my house because
we both like reality TV shows. So I was like, oh, well,
I've never seen Love is Blind. She hadn't seen it either,
So let's oh, let's go to my house, have some
popcorn and some snacks, and we can just binge the
whole show together. She was a little, you know, a
(16:16):
little hesitant on the going to my house thing, so
I'm hoping that's.
Speaker 8 (16:20):
Not what pushed her away.
Speaker 13 (16:22):
But it did take a little convincing, but she did
actually come over.
Speaker 5 (16:25):
I was going to say, a good move for a
first date to invite some of your house Okay, I
like the confidence that.
Speaker 13 (16:32):
Normally, So it actually ended up going really well because
when she came over, I had all her favorite snacks.
Speaker 11 (16:40):
I was ready to go.
Speaker 13 (16:41):
You know, I was like, I know she loves popcorn,
so I had popcorn. She likes hershey, so I had Hershey.
We just had a bunch of snacks.
Speaker 11 (16:48):
We could sit and watch this show.
Speaker 7 (16:50):
And we ended up.
Speaker 13 (16:51):
Having a lot of fun, you know, clowning on people
group for the people that we really thought were gonna have,
you know, really fine love.
Speaker 8 (16:59):
And we even drank a little.
Speaker 11 (17:01):
Wine too and got to know each other.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
So did was there like a connection with the two
of you?
Speaker 11 (17:07):
I felt like it was a connection.
Speaker 13 (17:09):
I mean it was the best date I've ever had,
hands down, and like, I'm really hoping that we can
have more.
Speaker 5 (17:18):
Okay, so what do you think could have gone wrong? Like,
why would you be getting ghosted?
Speaker 14 (17:24):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (17:25):
Man?
Speaker 13 (17:25):
Okay, so I think we would take a break in
between the different episodes, and it was between I think
maybe episode two and three. You know, we just come
into a little time to get to know each other, right,
we just kind of talking whatever. And halfway through that
I just I told her, I was like, this is
the best date I've ever been on, and I'm really
(17:45):
glad that I didn't have to spend a lot of money.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (17:52):
See, I was the thing.
Speaker 13 (17:55):
I was really glad that I didn't have to break
the bank for us to have a good time. And
then she started to at all digd and kind of
wanted to leave. After that next episode, I'm like, I
was joking pretty much, but I'm hoping she doesn't think
I'm cheap.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Okay, Yeah, well we'll see we can figure it out
for you.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Well, plays Son come back and then call her in
Stifson's house why she's ghosting you, and maybe get you
another date.
Speaker 11 (18:18):
Okay, thanks?
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Yeah, all right, Plus, don't come back, get your first
day follow up next. Right in the middle of your
first day follow up if you're just joining us, Jacob
is on the phone and he's getting ghosted by Ava.
It's been a couple of weeks since he heard from her,
and we're about to call her and ask her why
she's ghosting him and see if we can get him
another date. But before we do that, Jacob, why don't
you catch us up on your situation?
Speaker 11 (18:42):
Okay? So I met Ava at the coffee shop up
the street.
Speaker 8 (18:46):
We both like reality TV.
Speaker 13 (18:48):
So she came over to my house so we could
binge watch Love Is Blind.
Speaker 8 (18:53):
But I told her I was real.
Speaker 11 (18:55):
Happy we had a date that wasn't expensive. And now
I think she might I think I'm cheat.
Speaker 5 (19:01):
I'm just trying to think about how that would go.
Oh man, this is the best day ever. I'm so
glad I didn't spend any money. Yeah special, do you
feel as the person that's on that day?
Speaker 2 (19:09):
No offense. I'm just trying to like you might be
onto something.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Yeah, it might be the reason you're getting ghosts. So
are you ready for us to call her? I? Sure,
am all right, here we go, Hello him, I speak
to Ava. Please this is her. Hi Ava, how are you?
(19:32):
My name is Jewbel. I'm calling from a radio show.
It's called The Jewbil Show.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Hi Ava, I'm Nina also on the show. Hi, and
I'm Victoria.
Speaker 8 (19:38):
Oh wow, how are you?
Speaker 4 (19:40):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (19:41):
Hi, I'm doing good.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
You ever listened to the show before?
Speaker 12 (19:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Okay? Cool.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
We do a segment on the show called the First
Day follow Up where if you go out on a
date with somebody and you end up ghosting them, they
can email us to get you on the phone and
ask why you're ghosting them.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Do you know who would email us?
Speaker 7 (20:00):
The only person that I've been on a date recently
was this one guy.
Speaker 11 (20:06):
But that's probably good and.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
His name.
Speaker 7 (20:11):
Jacob.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Okay, well guess what.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Guess what was emailed us and told us about your
date says that you're ghosting him and he has no idea.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Why would you mind telling us?
Speaker 4 (20:24):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (20:24):
Goodness, Like, I have really bad luck when it comes
to men. You know, our date was kind of cool,
it was cute and stuff. Uh, I just have really
bad luck when it comes to guys. So so, you know,
I started liking him a little bit, and uh, we
were watching some of the shows and you know, caught
(20:46):
feelings a little bit, and you know, I just felt
like it's probably easier for me to just stop talking
to him.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
What happened?
Speaker 12 (20:56):
Everything was good. We were watching uh I.
Speaker 7 (20:58):
Think it was called Love His Find and yeah, so
you know it was nice and cute at first, but
you know they go to start talking about what they
do and don't like in certain people. Now now I'm
looking at uh Jacob like, okay, with qualities. I don't
like about him now, but then I like him, but
I don't really know.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Where it's going. Okay, was there something specific that you
didn't like about him?
Speaker 7 (21:27):
There was like a situation to where where he did
invite me over to his house. It was the first
day which I went out on a limb to do.
Everything was cute, everything was you know, fun and stuff
like that. It just started playing around a little bit
too much, and I think that he just tried too hard.
(21:50):
So it a turn off.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
How so.
Speaker 7 (21:54):
I'm not you know, I like touchy philly and stuff
like that, but I don't really like someone too you know,
just jump your bone. I'm a stiffy, stifty kiss type
of person.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Did he tried to jump your bone?
Speaker 8 (22:12):
Well?
Speaker 7 (22:13):
I think that uh, when we were eating popcorn and
he was trying to hide something from.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
Me with the bowl.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
WHOA, yeah, it's good for you, like not in that way,
but he was very happy.
Speaker 7 (22:35):
Power.
Speaker 12 (22:36):
Yeah I had that power over men.
Speaker 7 (22:40):
But you know, it was my first time over there
and we were just supposed to be watching TV, yeah
and stuff like that. So then it's like, oh, you're
like that right now, and you're hiding it with the
bowl of popcorn that I'm picking my hand in.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
Weird, that's very weird. Okay, Like did he like it?
Speaker 7 (23:02):
I mean, I was himsel is now why I stood up?
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
I mean, I just like, you're trying to get into
platform and.
Speaker 4 (23:09):
It's just like, okay, I don't know what to say
with that, with that situation, so it's yeah, I don't
know either, Like do you want like would you have
wanted him to tell you?
Speaker 7 (23:20):
Or is it?
Speaker 15 (23:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:23):
I mean that as a guy, I don't know what
I would do either. Just try to hide it like
because you did. You can't always control it, right, Jubil, No,
sometimes that's a mind of its own, you know.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
I don't think you hit it really well though, I
don't know.
Speaker 11 (23:36):
No, he did.
Speaker 16 (23:38):
It was a pretty big.
Speaker 12 (23:40):
Situation that could be that good.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
So that's why you're not calling him back. Oh my gosh, Well,
thank you for being honest. And Jacob is on the
phone listening and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 13 (23:54):
Okay, Jacob, Jacob oh man, I'm so sorry about that.
Speaker 11 (24:03):
Yeah, I mean, I'm sorry.
Speaker 13 (24:09):
I was trying so hard. Wow, that the best word.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
I can tell.
Speaker 4 (24:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 17 (24:20):
I didn't want to make things weird or awkward. That's
why I was trying to like maybe make it not
as obvious. I probably made it way worse. I just
I really really like you and I love having a conversation.
Speaker 14 (24:36):
Tell that.
Speaker 7 (24:40):
I was asking you why the popcorn kept falling on
the floor, and you were like, I don't know. I
didn't know what was going on down there.
Speaker 18 (24:49):
You know.
Speaker 7 (24:49):
Then you didn't you didn't tell me what was going on,
so it kind of freaking out a little bit. So
it was just like, Okay, is he getting like that
because we're watching these ladies on TV?
Speaker 11 (24:58):
Or to me, it's definitely the beautiful lady I had
in my house.
Speaker 4 (25:07):
You know.
Speaker 11 (25:09):
Look, I'm really sorry, and I hope that's not I
hope that won't keep us from being able to go
back out. I just really like you.
Speaker 13 (25:16):
Maybe I'll I'll do something where we're not sitting down
next time.
Speaker 5 (25:24):
Can you give him some advice, Toble, because I understand
that this is awkward, but I don't know how Jacob
comes back from this clearly like it's like it's kind
of a compliment to you, Aba, but it's also like
what happened?
Speaker 2 (25:36):
I don't know, Yeah, Tape, I'm not sure.
Speaker 7 (25:45):
Abe.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Would you like to go on another date with Jacob?
We'll pay for it and give m another shot. He
doesn't sound like he's creepy. It sounds like he really
likes you.
Speaker 4 (25:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (25:54):
He If he's able to double tape it down, I
might be willing to go on again.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Thank my gosh.
Speaker 8 (26:04):
Well I'm heading the staples.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
All right?
Speaker 19 (26:08):
Cool?
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Congratulations, Sake, Have you got another date?
Speaker 11 (26:12):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Hava.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
That's fine, guys, thank you, thank you?
Speaker 2 (26:18):
You will first date?
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Follow up?
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Got room for one more if you still want to
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Speaker 2 (26:29):
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Speaker 9 (26:31):
This hog, you know, Lloyd, Just when I think you
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Speaker 8 (26:39):
You go and do something like this, I am totally reveal.
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have what it takes to go all that away? Destiny
(29:06):
is on the phone right now because she won yesterday.
She whooped Jason, Yes Croyd Jason, who had won three
games in a row, because it was her. Destiny it is,
and Destiny's on the phone now to see if she
can do it again and get that thousand dollars Macy's
gift card, or if Greg is gonna beat her. Destiny
(29:26):
and Greg say hi to each other. Hello, all right, Greg,
do you think you have what it takes to go
all the way?
Speaker 2 (29:36):
Absolutely? All right. It's a lot harder than it seems. Greg,
just letting you know, trying to confidence. Huh oh, sorry, No,
I believe about you guys. But Destiny, how are you feeling?
Speaker 8 (29:46):
I'm ready to go.
Speaker 12 (29:47):
I'm definitely already thinking about all this to send the
money on.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Manifestation and accent.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
Right, Greg, We're gonna put you on hold and then
Destiny's gonna go first. Okay, Okay, all right, here we go, Destiny,
a moment of truth, thirty seconds to answer as many
questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say pass.
And since you are the winner, the current winner, you
have to beat Greg outright to win. Okay, here we go, Destiny.
(30:14):
Your time starts now.
Speaker 5 (30:16):
In Diehard the movie, what is the name of the
building where the hostage situation takes place? What is the
name of the guardian angel who helps George Bailey in
the movie It's a Wonderful Life.
Speaker 12 (30:30):
Angel path?
Speaker 2 (30:32):
In an Elf? What is the first rule of the
code of Elves?
Speaker 12 (30:39):
Like Christmas?
Speaker 5 (30:40):
In the movie The Polar Express? What word does the
conductor punch into the main character's ticket?
Speaker 12 (30:46):
Believe?
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Why have tough questions? I think a.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Good Destiny. I'm gonna put you on hold and then
we'll get Greg on and see how he does. Okay,
all right, Destiny's on hold. No pressure.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
It's just for a thousand dollars gift card to Macy.
So the questions were hard, though. I don't think I
would have got those rights. It's all Christmas movie. Yeah,
it's a theme. Who watches die Hard for a Christmas
Movies movie? It happens in Christmas time? What is Santa
Walk in? Die Hard is definitely a Christmas movie? Yeah,
it is? All right, here we go. We're gonna bring
Greg on. Greg. Yes, are you ready?
Speaker 7 (31:26):
Yes?
Speaker 11 (31:27):
All right?
Speaker 2 (31:27):
First question is I heard a Christmas movie?
Speaker 7 (31:30):
No?
Speaker 2 (31:31):
Greg?
Speaker 17 (31:31):
Wrong?
Speaker 11 (31:33):
All right, hold on to you.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Here we go, Greg thirty seconds to answer as many
questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say pass,
and destiny has to beat you outright to win.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
No pressure.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
If you win, it's a thousand dollars. If you lose,
it's not one thousand dollars. Here we go, Greg, Your
time starts now.
Speaker 5 (31:55):
In the movie die Hard, what is the name of
the building where the hostage situation takes place? What is
the name of the guardian angel who helps George Bailey
and It's a Wonderful Life? In the movie alf What
is the first rule of the Coat.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
Of Elves.
Speaker 8 (32:13):
Sing for all to hear?
Speaker 5 (32:14):
In the movie The Polar Express? What word does the
conductor punch into the main character's ticket?
Speaker 8 (32:20):
Believe?
Speaker 5 (32:21):
In a Christmas story? What gift does Ralphie desperately want
for Christmas?
Speaker 8 (32:26):
A red writer beby gun?
Speaker 2 (32:27):
All right?
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Got that in We'll send it over to the scoreboard.
Now let me bring Destiny back on so Hard Destiny. Yeah, okay,
here we go. We're gonna send it over to the
scoreboard and see who is the winner of this week's
thousand dollars Macy's Holiday Battle Royale. Pretty so Brad, All right, Destiny,
you got too correct, Greg also got too correct. Gift Wow, Greg, congratulations,
(32:57):
you did it, Destiny.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
I'm sorry today one thousand dollars was not your disk. Wow.
Speaker 14 (33:02):
What you do?
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Get one hundred dollars gift card from Macy's just replying, yes, thanks, thanks,
thank you for playing. And Greg congratulations, Thank you, and
you can send whatever you buy with that thousand dollars
Macy's gift card at Macy's dot Com right to here, gladly.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
Accept your gifts. Yes, donation. All right, let's get the
answers now with Nina.
Speaker 5 (33:25):
In the movie die Hard, the name of the building
where the hostage situation takes place is Nakotomy Plaza. The
name of the guardian angel who helps George Bailey and
It's a Wonderful Life is Clarence. In the movie Elf,
the first rule of the Code of Elves is to
treat every day like Christmas. In the Polar Express, the
conductor punches in believe into the character's ticket. That sounds
like a long And in the movie R Christmas Story,
(33:47):
Ralphie desperately wants a red Rider bb gun bro I
wouldn't have gotten maybe any of those right, and the
elf one.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
Destiny and Greg, thank you guys very much for listening.
Appreciate you both have a great holiday. And Greg, congratulations
one thousand dollars. Destiny congratulations on one hundred.
Speaker 8 (34:01):
Yeah, thank you, thank you, you have a great one.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
We fly U Verse Victoria the same time every single
weekday morning. And in case you thought the thousand dollars
Macy's Holiday Battle Royale was over, We've got a thousand
bucks next week too.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
I loved it, so we want to play next week.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
If you think you have what it takes to go
all away, then be ready next week because it's another
holiday Battle royale for a thousand dollars gift card to Macy's.
Speaker 12 (34:30):
It's time to catch a Cheater.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
Only on the Jubile Show, Hazy is on the phone
today for to catch a Cheater. She's been together with
her boyfriend Tom for four years, but now she thinks
that something might be going on, so we'll see if
we can help her out. Daisy, Sorry you have to
come on the show this way, But what's up. Why
do you think Tom's cheating on you?
Speaker 18 (34:48):
Well, it all started about a month ago. We do
this thing called stiff and Paint, and it's a really
fun time.
Speaker 12 (34:55):
We always do it.
Speaker 18 (34:57):
Tom is actually a little bit better of a painter
than I am, but we're always like typically in a
big group of people. But anyway, there's always this one
girl that's kind of flirtatious and kind of hangs by
him and is always complimenting how good he paints. And
she's super flirtatious with him, and he has a tendency
to kind of be flirtatious as well. I've caught him
(35:17):
a few times flirting and getting a little handy at
a club.
Speaker 3 (35:22):
But you know, that's just kind of how he is.
Speaker 18 (35:24):
So I don't know if it's just his personality, but
it's just been a lot lately, so I'm kind of
thinking he might be cheating. He also has been coming
home lately with like little specks of paint on his hands,
and that's like, you know, three days after we did
the paint and stuff, and I know obviously he washes
(35:45):
his hands, so is he painting with this girl? Am
I crazy for thinking this?
Speaker 3 (35:49):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (35:50):
So when you say that you've caught him like getting
handsy in a club and like flirting with this girl,
even so he's just openly doing this in front of you,
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
Yeah, he just kind of is very flirtatious.
Speaker 12 (36:01):
It's kind of his personality. So I don't know if
it's just.
Speaker 18 (36:04):
His personality or if there's like some intention behind it,
especially with this one girl at the painted step.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
Have you asked him about her?
Speaker 18 (36:12):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (36:12):
Yeah, I mean he kind of just plays it off and.
Speaker 12 (36:14):
Says he's just being friendly. It's nothing like that, and
not worry.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
Have you ever told him you don't like it when
he flirts with other people in front of you?
Speaker 18 (36:23):
Yeah, I mean he knows, and he knows I definitely
have a tendency to, you know, react, like I could
get a little.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
Mad about it on his end, and I can also.
Speaker 7 (36:31):
Get mad at the girl.
Speaker 12 (36:32):
So's he's well aware.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
Of that, okay, And you're cool with him being handsy,
just not like if it goes any further than that, I.
Speaker 18 (36:41):
Think So, I mean as long as it's there's no
like ill intent where he is cheating or thinking about cheating.
Speaker 12 (36:48):
It isn't you know, the worst things.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
I don't know, it is kind of just.
Speaker 12 (36:54):
Who he is. But you know, one time he did
come home like one night.
Speaker 18 (36:57):
With a spot of paint on the bottom of his shirt,
and it was a shirt that he had never worn before,
like on our knights that we paint.
Speaker 3 (37:03):
So I know, like he has to be out painting.
I don't know if it's with her.
Speaker 18 (37:07):
I really don't think he would be doing it with
his friends. I mean, it's kind of like a girly
activity and his guy friends wouldn't like that.
Speaker 3 (37:13):
So I just feel like he's out painting with her.
Speaker 5 (37:18):
Well, it's kind of weird for him to show this
paint on his hands one day and then paint on
a shirt another. Is it like a color paint or
could it be like white paint from painting a wall.
Speaker 3 (37:28):
It's usually colored paint, And like he doesn't really it's
not like I mean, if he painted a.
Speaker 12 (37:32):
Wall, I would know about it.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
Yeah, yeah, you're right. I mean what does he say
when you like bring it up?
Speaker 3 (37:38):
Well, he tries to kind of act like, oh, I
forgot to like clean it up.
Speaker 12 (37:41):
From the last time. But this shirt in particular, I'm like,
you didn't.
Speaker 7 (37:44):
Wear it the last time.
Speaker 3 (37:46):
You didn't wear this when we were painting. So he
tried to act like, oh, I forgot to like wash
my hands or stress through this, But that doesn't make
any sense.
Speaker 5 (37:53):
That would definitely be an unsettling situation outside of the
paint and the flirtations. Are there Is there anything different
at home in your relationship.
Speaker 3 (38:01):
I don't know. I think it's fairly normal, honestly, really
goodnat tell.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
Okay, all right, well, we'll see if we can figure
it out for you. You told us a grocery store.
He's a rewards card member at So we'll play a
song come Back, and then call him and pretend to
be from the grocery store and say that he's this
month's lucky winner of free flowers delivered from our florid department,
and we'll.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
See if he sends those tea or to somebody else.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
Okay, okay, all right, we'll play a song come back
and get your to Catch Cheter next if you're just
joining us for today's To Catch Cheater. Daisy is on
the phone and she thinks that her boyfriend of four
years is cheating. So in a second, we're gonna call
(38:43):
him and pretend to be from the grocery store that
he's a rewards member at and say that he's this
month's lucky winner of free flowers delivered to anybody that
he wants and see if he sends them to her
or to somebody else. But first, Daisy, why don't you
catch everybody up on your situation?
Speaker 18 (38:56):
So me and Tom are usually going to these paint
and ships, and there's been this one girl is always,
you know, by his side, complimenting every little thing, and
they're very flirtatious with one another. He does have a
flirtatious personality, so I couldn't tell if there was any
intention behind it. But now he's been coming home with
little like spots of paint on him, like three days
(39:16):
after the fact that we went on the painting ship,
so I think he's out painting with this girl or
going to her classes or something. And I called into
the show to see if he can help me find
out if he's cheating.
Speaker 7 (39:27):
Or what the deal is.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
Okay, are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 7 (39:30):
Then?
Speaker 2 (39:31):
Yeah, Okay, here we go.
Speaker 7 (39:45):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
Hi, this is Corbyn calling from I was looking for
our rewards card member named Tom.
Speaker 8 (39:51):
Hi, Tom, how are you?
Speaker 2 (39:54):
Please? Don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm calling to let you know. Congratulations, you're this month's
big witter. Thank you for shopping with us, Thanks for
letting me know.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
Absolutely yep you, In case you weren't aware of, Every
single month, we choose one Rewards card member at random
who gets free flowers delivered from our Florida department. You've
just won thirty six long simm read roses, a box
of candy or chocolate, and a card to be delivered
to anybody that you want with in the fifty United
States of America.
Speaker 8 (40:19):
Oh wow, uh okay cool, and you'll deliver.
Speaker 11 (40:24):
Them for me.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
Yes, you'll get confirmations that there is no charge. Is
absolutely free.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
It's just our way of saying thank you very much
for shopping and and you know who you want to
send them to right now or you need me to
call you back.
Speaker 8 (40:35):
No, No, I think I think I know who I
want to send to.
Speaker 1 (40:38):
Yeah, okay, great. First thing I would need to be
the first and last name of the person you would
like to send them to.
Speaker 8 (40:45):
Yeah, sure, this is my lady friend.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
Her name is Amber, Amber, and uh is there anything
you like to put on a card to Amber, he says,
your lady friend.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
I can do a lovey, lovey kind of call ard
if you'd like.
Speaker 8 (41:01):
Yeah, yeah, how about I can't wait to paint you again?
Speaker 12 (41:08):
Baby?
Speaker 2 (41:09):
Whoa every sho?
Speaker 1 (41:11):
That's a spicy one. I don't even know what that means.
But I'm not gonna and I'm not gonna ask any questions.
But good for you, tom Uh.
Speaker 8 (41:18):
Yeah, yeah, I know it is mine. We've been doing this,
we've been doing this activity together.
Speaker 1 (41:22):
She'll get okay, great, Well, now at this point, I'll
let you know that your girlfriend is probably gonna be
pretty upset with you. And she's on the phone listening
because this is actually the Jubil Show, it's a radio show.
Speaker 2 (41:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (41:35):
Well, how could you I knew something like going on
between you and that girl?
Speaker 3 (41:39):
What are you talking?
Speaker 8 (41:40):
What's happened? What's what's happening right now?
Speaker 12 (41:42):
How could you not like tell me the truth?
Speaker 3 (41:44):
You know that I've been questioning you about it.
Speaker 12 (41:46):
I've been asking you. You've been coming home with paint
all over you for days now, Like I knew something
was going on.
Speaker 3 (41:52):
Why are you being dishonest with me?
Speaker 20 (41:53):
Like, I'm not being dishonest. I think I think this
is being completely blown out of proportion. Obviously, obviously it
was a joke. Obviously that was a joke.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
I can't wait to paint all over you. Yeah what Yeah,
that was a joke.
Speaker 8 (42:09):
You would have sent them to me.
Speaker 3 (42:10):
Come on, that's ridiculous.
Speaker 12 (42:12):
I can't believe you would do this to me.
Speaker 3 (42:14):
Like we've been together for.
Speaker 18 (42:15):
Four years and you're going to just let things go
to waste because you meet some girl on our paintings
at night that's just to be a romantic date between us.
Speaker 8 (42:23):
You you're the one that said you wanted me to
be like more adventurous.
Speaker 2 (42:27):
I'm just like I'm.
Speaker 3 (42:28):
Venture Like, Like, let's plan more fun dates like outside.
Speaker 12 (42:32):
The box, not just same old boring ones and go on.
So I thought paint and sick would.
Speaker 18 (42:36):
Be fun for us.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
You should not blame your girl for a wife.
Speaker 8 (42:38):
Yeah, this is absolutely ridiculous. You tell me to do something,
and now you're getting upset at me, like I don't
even know.
Speaker 18 (42:45):
You're literally seeing the girl that helps us with the paintings,
Like like she's the person that teaches us how to paint.
Speaker 3 (42:54):
How much does it feel?
Speaker 7 (42:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 20 (42:56):
But like I think it's kind of crazy to like
call me out on this on the radio. I mean,
like this is like a conversation we should have personally.
Speaker 11 (43:03):
Like this is this.
Speaker 18 (43:04):
I try to have a conversation personally numerous times, and
you're not, Like you're not giving you keep saying that
I'm overthinking.
Speaker 12 (43:10):
It's not that serious. There's nothing between you.
Speaker 3 (43:13):
You forgot to look your hair like that doesn't make
any sense, Like what are.
Speaker 8 (43:18):
You hands all the time? Like this is crazy? This
is absolutely insane.
Speaker 2 (43:23):
You know, Tom, I mean, at this point, you're busted.
So to insult her by telling her it was her
idea and then, I don't know, point fingers in every
other direction other than looking at yourself seems a little
bit ridiculous. So you could just own it.
Speaker 8 (43:39):
No, you guys don't even know the half of it. Okay,
you guys don't even know what the hell you're talking about.
And Daisy, you know what, at least Amber, Amber doesn't
nag me constantly. You know, I'm done with this boy.
Speaker 12 (43:49):
Of course she doesn't because she's okay with being a
side piece. She knows you've been together for four years.
Speaker 20 (43:54):
Come on, you know she's more than a side piece. Okay,
she's at least she doesn't nag me and treat me
like the way you treat me. And I can't believe you.
Speaker 8 (44:01):
Put me on this jubile jewbel What the hell this
show is?
Speaker 2 (44:06):
I'm done with this man. I'm out of here, all right, Daisy,
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 12 (44:13):
Yeah, you know what, it's fine. I'm glad you exposed.
Speaker 3 (44:16):
Him, like, thanks for helping me out.
Speaker 12 (44:17):
I don't think I.
Speaker 18 (44:18):
Would have ever got to the bottom of this if
I didn't call you, guys, So you know what, this
is the best thing I can happen now I know
who he is, and I'll be enjoying stick and paint
by myself or maybe maybe.
Speaker 1 (44:29):
Not again too nervous, or find someone who isn't so handsy,
you know, and they just maybe handsy with you when
you want them.
Speaker 8 (44:38):
To be exactly Yeah, sorry.
Speaker 12 (44:40):
Though, sorry, it's all right, Thank you so much, guys.
Speaker 2 (44:43):
Seriously, sounds really strong.
Speaker 12 (44:47):
The Jewel shows to catch a cheater.
Speaker 1 (44:51):
Stop what you're doing right now. It's the Jewbil Show,
and I don't want to freak anybody out. What experts
have released a list of things you enjoy doing that
are slowly killing you. Oh no, we'll go over it
next because some of the answers are surprising. Also call
(45:12):
us with a ridiculous thing that you think could be
slowly chipping away at your existence.
Speaker 2 (45:16):
It's eight A eight three four three six one text
ten four one o six one. We'll go over right
after this.
Speaker 1 (45:20):
Do me a favor, says you will show think about
the things you do on a daily basis that you
really enjoy those things could be slowly taking.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
Your life away if you look at it. On the surface.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
Sounds sad, okay, but that's just the circle of life.
We're born as little babies who need people to feed us,
wipe us, purp us. Well, then we grow up and
at the end of it all, we end up getting
old and needing people to feed us, wipe us and purpose.
Speaker 2 (45:47):
That's so true.
Speaker 1 (45:48):
It's just life, man, nobody gets out alive. Experts did
release a list of things we enjoy doing that might
be slowly killing you, and some of the answers are
pretty ridiculous, so we'll go over them now. Also call
us eight at eight three four three one text in
four one o six one with something that is ridiculous
that you think might be slowly taking your existence away.
(46:10):
Some of the things from the list are procrastination, which, wow,
I'm surprised I'm still walking.
Speaker 2 (46:17):
You do that a lot, and so do I Is
it doing me?
Speaker 6 (46:20):
You can physically see the effects of procrastination. This show
wouldn't exist exactly.
Speaker 2 (46:26):
I mean the way I procrastinate.
Speaker 1 (46:27):
I literally should have been gone a long time ago,
but I procrastinate, So who knows.
Speaker 2 (46:33):
I'll get around to it. Yeah, that's funny.
Speaker 1 (46:40):
List from experts who have released a list of things
you enjoy that might be slowly taking your life away.
Speaker 2 (46:46):
Energy drinks. We all know that though, right do we?
They're giving us energy, so kind of it's one of
those things that helps us during the day.
Speaker 6 (46:51):
Well, the problem with those two is that they're like,
this one's a healthy one, this one won't is bad.
Speaker 2 (47:00):
That's what the baggage says. It was okay, okay, what's
in it? Crack? Okay, it's fine. It's also got be twelve.
Speaker 1 (47:09):
So it like, all, what's another thing that you might
be doing that you really enjoyed that because he's slowly
taking your life away? Eating ramen every night. They actually
put that on the list. Literally, Yeah, why is it bad?
Alefear thought it was good for you.
Speaker 2 (47:23):
Well, it's not good for you because the sodium, right,
like all that.
Speaker 6 (47:25):
You can just taste it. But at the same time,
I didn't know that. I ate ramen every night for
like twenty years. Now what pretty much? Yeah, it is delicious.
I love it, right, I try to gourmet it up
with some chicken. Maybe that's why it's.
Speaker 2 (47:38):
Not killing me.
Speaker 1 (47:39):
Here's another one that's interesting because every time I eat these,
I think these are giving me lice. Bacon wrapped Holopeno
poppers these on the list. Experts will literally put this
on the list of things, so.
Speaker 2 (47:50):
It's very specific. Wait, why those I don't know?
Speaker 1 (47:53):
And I pictures I'm doing this research while eating bacon
wrapped halpena poppers like these are so good, But let's
do the research on these. Yeah, have a list basically
very obvious things.
Speaker 11 (48:05):
All right.
Speaker 2 (48:05):
Here's one that's interesting though. Parenting is on the list.
That scares me that literally, I think that's one of
the most terrifying things in the world, is the parent Yeah,
you should be scared. It is one of those things
where you love it it is the coolest thing in
the world. It's amazing. It's so beautiful.
Speaker 19 (48:21):
And every night you're like, oh god, I love being
a parent. Oh I've had five minutes of free time today.
It's amazing.
Speaker 2 (48:32):
I use those five minutes for nothing productive. I just
sat there and stared it. Ayah, did somebody say mom
or dad? Know they didn't there.
Speaker 1 (48:40):
Asleep, but I'm hearing it in my all time. Parents
are a little jumpy at times. Hey, Whitney on my
mother in law.
Speaker 14 (48:58):
I love her, of course, she's the mother of my husband,
the grandmother of my children, and has the best intention.
There you go, but she is driving me insane. She
just recently moved like thirty minutes away from us, and
she did.
Speaker 2 (49:12):
She moved thirty minutes away just to be closer to
you guys.
Speaker 4 (49:16):
Yeah brother too.
Speaker 14 (49:20):
Yeah it has perks, but like, okay, she brings over
dinners all the time, but they're chicken and sneak dinners.
Speaker 3 (49:27):
My husband and I have been vegetarian for ten years and.
Speaker 2 (49:31):
That's not good.
Speaker 1 (49:32):
You guys got to eat more protein. Where are you
getting your protein from if you're just eating veggies?
Speaker 14 (49:37):
Are exactly I mean, the kids love it. You know,
like we would prefer their vegetarian, but like we're not
pushing it, you know. So the biggest thing lately is
recently she told me that.
Speaker 12 (49:49):
She didn't like my makeup.
Speaker 14 (49:50):
She's really into like clothes and hair and makeup, and
I felt like it was just kind of an awkward
way to like bond or start a.
Speaker 3 (49:56):
Conversation because the last week she's.
Speaker 12 (49:59):
Come to our house every morning when I'm getting ready for.
Speaker 2 (50:01):
Work to help me with my mate. Are you serious?
Speaker 10 (50:06):
So I'm very serious here, like.
Speaker 1 (50:09):
Sit in the bathroom with you and critique you while
you're doing your make Yeah, Elsie, that is not going
to work for today.
Speaker 2 (50:14):
Try another one exactly.
Speaker 14 (50:16):
And she thinks she's been helpful, but literally she's going
to be the death of me.
Speaker 2 (50:21):
But at least you're gonna look good. Yeah, I mean
you're good. This time for a name is what's trending.
Speaker 5 (50:28):
Watched out Costco Dog because there's another dog ready to
take your place.
Speaker 2 (50:32):
What you know as a dog. Yeah, I'm sorry hot
dog did not register.
Speaker 1 (50:39):
I was thinking of like a mascot. I was like,
they have a dog for a mascot, But the hot
dogs are good at Costco.
Speaker 2 (50:45):
Hot Dogs at Costco are excellent. It's a dollar fifty.
Speaker 5 (50:47):
Over forty years ago, that hot dog debuted for a
dollar fifty and they never changed the price since. But
now Sam's Club is testing something new that they're calling
the holly Dog. Oh it kind of makes me sick
just to like read it, but here we go. It's
a mash between Thanksgiving and Christmas. So it's a hot
dog that has toppings like mashed potatoes, fucking pie, Christmas cookies,
(51:08):
and candy canes and it's like all on this platter
with the hot dog. This is one of those times
where it's like America's food choices, like this might be
too far.
Speaker 2 (51:18):
Good thing. They sell total of vipri and bulk there.
I don't know anybody that would eat that, do you.
I'm kind of into the hot dog of mashed potatoes
on it.
Speaker 3 (51:27):
What.
Speaker 15 (51:27):
I don't know why you said it, And I was like, grow,
what if it's a turkey dog too, that would work?
Speaker 11 (51:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (51:39):
I can't.
Speaker 6 (51:40):
So you're so bougie that your turkey has to be
shaped a certain way to eat it?
Speaker 18 (51:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (51:47):
Yeah, but hey, if you're into it, it sounds good
to you, like it does to produce a broad go
get you that holly dog at Sam's Club.
Speaker 1 (51:54):
Other than the holly dog Sam's Wiener's Sam's.
Speaker 2 (51:59):
Club, that actually would probably be a little bit more. Yes, okay, So.
Speaker 5 (52:12):
There's a list of the most dominant quotes of twenty
twenty four. This is kind of interesting. Yale University actually
is the one that came out with these top three, and.
Speaker 2 (52:20):
I viewed me about this, throw my a quotes from me.
I thought it would be kind of funny just to
go over.
Speaker 5 (52:26):
But the top one, of course, came from Taylor Swift
when she called herself the childish cat Lady. That's the
number one quote of twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2 (52:33):
Technically it's a J. D. Mance quote. She took it
and made it. Oh so she remixed it. Yeah, she
remixed it. She took it and made it.
Speaker 5 (52:45):
You're not wrong, No, you're not at all. I mean,
these are all political quotes that have to have made
the top three quotes. The second was from President Biden
that said, today I signed a pardon for my son Hunter.
Speaker 2 (52:55):
After I said I wasn't going to. I figured his
quote would be, huh, what time is it?
Speaker 11 (53:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (53:05):
And then the last will never be forgotten it's when
Donald Trump said in Springfield, they're eating the dogs the.
Speaker 8 (53:11):
People that came there, they're eating the cat.
Speaker 2 (53:13):
Gosh, I forgot about that. And then he doubled down
an interview. They're like, so that's been proven wrong. What
do you have to say? What about the geese? They're
also going to do the geese? Were like, all right,
there are many other animals in a history book. And
those are the dreams you see.
Speaker 5 (53:33):
Yeah, oh man, Myra children are gonna feel real bad
for us one day.
Speaker 2 (53:38):
Trump voice is so funny that you can eat it
so well, and the facial expression, the whole body that
was trending.
Speaker 8 (53:48):
Jewbles, dirty little secret?
Speaker 2 (53:51):
Hello, Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret? Sweet?
Let's here?
Speaker 3 (53:56):
That is it?
Speaker 16 (53:58):
Okay? Oh my god?
Speaker 12 (54:00):
I like to crustius as a girl.
Speaker 2 (54:02):
Okay.
Speaker 16 (54:03):
And so sometimes I like to wear like white capris
mm hmm. And I like to get on a chocolate
I'll take with like I can a chocolate of my butt.
And I like to go to like a store like
area where I know people like to get like attention
from people. Do you want to see choco all of
your pants? I'm like, we like surprise on somebou wung.
(54:27):
But it's just I don't know, I get that thrill
having like chocolate all in my button, walking around it
and being in public.
Speaker 5 (54:34):
Which part gives you the thrill that people are looking
at your butt or that they're shocked that there's chocolate
on it?
Speaker 11 (54:41):
I think like both.
Speaker 14 (54:42):
I don't know.
Speaker 16 (54:42):
I just I just think it's funny enough, like wearing
like white capris and I kind of chocolate and I
don't know, it's it's weird.
Speaker 2 (54:50):
I mean, that's one way to get a compliment on
your butt. Oh yeah, yeah, well enjoy it, you know. Yeah,
fun sounds fun.
Speaker 8 (55:02):
Yeah, well, thank you for a yeah.
Speaker 2 (55:06):
If they've been like, hey, I just commented on chocolate
on somebody's butt the other day.
Speaker 4 (55:10):
We.
Speaker 1 (55:12):
Did it on per base, thank you for telling us
your dirty little secrets.
Speaker 2 (55:17):
Hello, funny, Hey, what's up you have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 12 (55:22):
Yes, thank you, I'm running outside.
Speaker 2 (55:25):
Okay, we're excited to hear it.
Speaker 20 (55:29):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (55:32):
So my ex husband he was cheating on me, which
is I'm sorry, No, it's fine, it is what it is.
Speaker 21 (55:42):
So whenever I found out he was shooting on me
with someone that he was working with. Whenever I left him.
I called his work and I told them that they
were seeing each other and it kept them fired.
Speaker 1 (56:00):
Oh wow, and they don't know that was you, obviously. No,
thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 16 (56:12):
No problem, love you guys.
Speaker 2 (56:14):
I listened to this morning. Oh thank you, appreciate you.
Have a good day, you do, Bye bye. What's your
dirty little secret?
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