Start a Fight in Five Words

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Just how good are you at starting a fight? It's
the Jewel Show. Good do you think you can start
a fighting just five words? There's a challenge online where
someone asks people to start a fight in five words,
and you can't mention politics. Some of the answers are hilarious,
and some of them will get you fired up and
ready to have a sweet argument at work today. Okay,
so we'll go over them next. Also call us with

(00:22):
yours what's your five word way to start a fight?
Eight to eight three four three one six one. We'll
go over at next. It's the Double Show.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to the event. There we go,
let's get ready to them.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
It's the Double Show. And just how good at you?

Speaker 1 (00:57):
How good are you at starting a fight?

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Wait? Wait, speaking is hard sometimes? Are you starting now?

Speaker 4 (01:03):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Well, there's a challenge online where someone asked people to
start a fight in five words and you can't mention politics.
Some of the answers are hilarious. Also call us with
yours eight eight eight three four three one six one.
We'll go over the list right now. Ways you can
start a fight in five words that you can't use politics?

Speaker 3 (01:20):
I got it?

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Yes, go for it.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
You need to calm down. That is a great way
to start a fight in five words.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Anytime I've ever said that, the response is the exact
opposite of what I was suggesting.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
You want to really get fireworks. That's how.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Here are some of the other answers from how to
start a fight in five words without using politics? Wine
is better than ice.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
Wine is better than ice.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
That's one of the suggestions.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
I mean it is, So where's the argument. There's somebody
out there who's.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Really passionate about it that will probably it's probably made
somebody very mad right now.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
You want to fight about ice over wine? I think
wine is better with ice in it. No, what ed
how to fight?

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Start a fight in five words or less without using politics.
It's a new challenge online right now. Ketch up on pizza?

Speaker 3 (02:13):
No, yeah, that's definitely fighting words right there.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Another one that people argue about a lot, hot dogs
are tacos?

Speaker 5 (02:20):
What?

Speaker 3 (02:21):
Yeah, you know what.

Speaker 6 (02:22):
I used to work with somebody that would say that
to me all the time, and I think it was
just because he liked upsetting me.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
But why would you call it a taco? It doesn't
have a shell, It's not a taco. First off, it's
just not you know what the other one is is
hot dogs are sandwiches? No, they're not. Hot dog is
a standalone. We have three different words for three different reasons.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
People I know than Victoria, that one will definitely start
a fight in five words or less. Another suggestion from
people online, Brad Pitt was never hot okay?

Speaker 3 (02:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Or Will Ferrell isn't funny?

Speaker 3 (02:56):
Do you have a sense of humor? Funny? I would,
I had to go back.

Speaker 6 (02:59):
I think he's I need to, but I gotta be honest.
I don't think he's always hilarious. And there's a type
of gentlemen that is obsessed with everything that Will Ferrell does,
that walks around trying to recreate those things.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
Yes, that is not funny.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Will Ferrell fans, like big time Will Farrell fans, are
constantly trying to do Will Ferrell comedy. It's not It's
not Will Ferrell, so it doesn't really work.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
And they're Farrell, you know, like Barrel Farrell's Hello, who's this.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Hello?

Speaker 4 (03:25):
Hi?

Speaker 7 (03:25):
It's Rechels.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
Hi.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
How are you hello?

Speaker 8 (03:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (03:29):
I'm fine.

Speaker 9 (03:30):
I heard I'm the first time listener to yourself, And
I heard someone say.

Speaker 7 (03:34):
That hot dogs or tacos?

Speaker 8 (03:38):
Did you say that is what I heard?

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Yes, we're talking about a way you can start a
fight in five words or less, and hot dogs are tacos.

Speaker 8 (03:47):
Those were pretty much fighting words. I mean, like that's
a third.

Speaker 9 (03:50):
Why would that's that's an abs third? How could you
even I mean, they're not even the same universe. That's ridiculous.

Speaker 8 (03:57):
Why would you even why like, why would you even
say it at because they have the point of even
saying that.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
It's like because hot dogs are definitely talking, hotdogs are tough.

Speaker 9 (04:10):
Seriously, you're just gonna say That's like you're just saying that,
like out loud for everyone to hear.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Well, Indiana that they made it a lot of their tacos.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
Is that where it was?

Speaker 6 (04:20):
I know we reported on this, but I wonder a
hot dog and a tortilla is that then then a taco?

Speaker 3 (04:25):
What? Well, how will you do that? I don't know,
you don't have a bun?

Speaker 7 (04:29):
What are you guys talking about?

Speaker 9 (04:31):
You can't just like say things like hot dogs they're
talking their hot dogs are tatias.

Speaker 8 (04:34):
Like that's that's like really berserk.

Speaker 9 (04:37):
Like and I don't know, Like I'm sorry, I mean,
this was my first time listening to that, but it's
definitely my last. I'm I'm I'm offended if if it's
obnoxious and I think that, you know, I'm.

Speaker 8 (04:51):
Not probably gonna listen again to you all. How can
you say something like that?

Speaker 10 (04:55):
That's really bananas?

Speaker 6 (04:58):
Okay, I didn't realize that hot dogs are so safe
to you? Do you have a reason for that?

Speaker 3 (05:01):
Or tacos or tacos?

Speaker 8 (05:03):
Right, I don't like both. I don't like you know,
I don't like fake news.

Speaker 7 (05:07):
I don't like you know.

Speaker 8 (05:09):
This is something I just irresponsible. I'm going to make
an FCC complain. I think it's irresponsible. I think it's
not you know, to stay things you are obviously like
mixed lies and just have people think that they're true
like that.

Speaker 9 (05:25):
You could get fired for that. I mean, I can
make a call. You could get fired with that need
to say things that aren't true.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
It is irresponsible to think that hot dogs are not tacos.

Speaker 6 (05:34):
Well, I don't know, but these are all fighting words
to me right now, good morning.

Speaker 9 (05:39):
I mean, yeah, it's just I don't think you can
just get I'm thinking say things like that and then
like people think they're actually true.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
So okay, whatever.

Speaker 8 (05:47):
Yeah, yeah, thank you.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
You are rayed, Sunshine. I guess it's true. Those those
words can start a fight in five words or less.
She's definitely having tacos for lunch. I would love to
hear that. FCC call. I would like you to kick
the Jewbel Show off the air. Why, ma'am they did
something completely irresponsible this morning?

Speaker 3 (06:10):
What was it? They said that hot dogs are tacos?

Speaker 1 (06:15):
Ma'am, ma'am. He really wants to kick him off? Here
for that?

Speaker 3 (06:20):
Yes, everything else said under that time.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
Text here words that can start a fight without using politics.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
It's another Jewble phone frame Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
Hello, Hi, this is Pete Eagans calling from I was
looking for Susan.

Speaker 3 (06:43):
Yes, Hi, Hey Susan. How are you. I'm good?

Speaker 7 (06:47):
How are you?

Speaker 1 (06:48):
I'm having a great day, Thank you very much. I'm
actually calling because we haven't met yet, but you've been
interviewing and I've got to talk to you. I'm one,
I'm in HR, so I need to speak with you,
and I'm I want to let you know that we
have decided to go ahead and hire you. Yes, congratulations,
no problem. We will reach out with further detail. Okay,

(07:13):
but the start date should be next week. But again,
i'll have I'll have who have you been interviewing with again, Jared.
I'll have Jared give you a call and go over
all that stuff. But I just want to call and
say congratulations.

Speaker 8 (07:25):
Okay, good, thank you so much.

Speaker 7 (07:26):
I was excited.

Speaker 3 (07:27):
Have a good day you too.

Speaker 8 (07:29):
Thank Hello.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
Hey, Susan P. Deakins again. Oh hi, Yeah, so colony back.
Just needed to touch on one thing about the job that.

Speaker 11 (07:48):
You're just hired for.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
Ye, So unfortunately we are going to have to let
you go. Wait why Well, you know, after I got
off the phone with you, after high hearing you, I
thought about it and you weren't excited enough for me.
So you know, hear it. We like people who are
very excited about their jobs.

Speaker 7 (08:09):
No, I don't understand.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
Yeah, it just wasn't.

Speaker 8 (08:13):
I just didn't do it, although I didn't like you
on the.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
Phone, right, Yeah, So there was just yeah, it just
wasn't excited enough for me, and so therefore I'm going
to go ahead and recommend that we do not hire you.
So I'm so sorry about that. Before but I thought
about it more and I was just like, wow, that
was really a lame expression when I told you had
the job, and uh, like I said, one people who
are excited about their work here, so have a good day.

Speaker 7 (08:35):
Okay, Well I prove it to you anyway by no bye.

Speaker 12 (08:40):
Oh Hello Hi, Susan P.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
Dgins again from Yeah you know what? Uh pretty awkward
to call you and hire you and then fire you.

Speaker 7 (09:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
So I'm calling you back because I want to discuss
I sound like you were going to say something before
I hung up. Were you going to say something?

Speaker 13 (09:08):
I mean, I was just going to say that I'm
really excited and if I could gree with you in
some other way, I would like you.

Speaker 8 (09:13):
I don't want to like lose a job because of
the way I answered the phone.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
Right, Yeah, you know, against my better judgment, I'm going
to hire you back, Susan.

Speaker 3 (09:22):
You got the job, thank you. Yep.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
And so like I said, Jared'll be in touch.

Speaker 8 (09:27):
Okay, okay, all right, bye bye bye.

Speaker 3 (09:40):
Hello Hi, Susan P.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
Deekins again from Hello. Okay, So, unfortunately I have to
let you know that we do have to not hire you.

Speaker 7 (09:51):
Now.

Speaker 13 (09:52):
I'm really I'm getting whiplashed from this.

Speaker 8 (09:55):
Why do you keep like hiring me and firing me.
I don't understand what's happening.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
I I can talk to Jared, who's the guy that
you'd be working for, you know, And I asked him
what sort of outfit you wore on your interview and
he told me the color and I just did not
like the outfit that he described.

Speaker 8 (10:10):
This is starting to seem ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
Okay, have a good day, thank you. Hello, Hey, Susan
p Egans again from me.

Speaker 13 (10:24):
Okay, I'm done. I don't want this job anymore. If
you're going to keep with flashing me around and hiring
me and firing me, I do not want this job.
I don't want to work for a company like that.
You are literally an what's your job? But you're not
even doing your job. You're terrible at that.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
And there it is. That's the kind of passion I
was looking for. Susan, you are hired back.

Speaker 7 (10:44):
Didn't you hear me? You twit?

Speaker 10 (10:45):
I do not want your job anymore.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
Okay, well then I'll let you know that this is
actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone brank
on you and your friend Jessica set you up.

Speaker 3 (10:53):
It's a joke, she said.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
She said, you've been interviewing for jobs and you think
you might have got one and wanted to mess with you.

Speaker 8 (10:59):
Oh my god, I hate her.

Speaker 14 (11:03):
That was so annoying.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
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There are so many bids on this back to or
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(11:31):
There is also a bid Victoria on a double date
with us. Oh gosh, so you want in on that action?
You got till Friday. I'm sorry, Victoria's thirsty, so I
was just trying to be okay, probably for another drink.
I know you can put the bottle down, she really can't.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
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Speaker 6 (11:51):
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at least you know Chipotle it's like your favorite place.
So they brought back the buy one, get one with
Chipotle IQ trivia games.

Speaker 3 (12:18):
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Speaker 6 (12:18):
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Speaker 3 (12:36):
I love Burrito's.

Speaker 6 (12:38):
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pretty wild. There were some tourists in Venice who decided
to swim in a lagoon.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
They took off all of their clothes.

Speaker 6 (12:48):
And that might sound innocent except for that it was
at an island cemetery and church. Oh so there are
places where you are not allowed to just take off
your clothes.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
And jump in. I don't know that you can get confused.

Speaker 6 (12:59):
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don't think so actually, unless you're like out of beach.

Speaker 3 (13:07):
Yes, I'm both excited about it, like man, I gotta
go there. No, I don't believe.

Speaker 6 (13:13):
So there are only areas like public beaches where you
can actually swim. And it feels like you'd want to
jump in the water all the time because Vennis is
surrounded by water, but.

Speaker 3 (13:20):
That's not it.

Speaker 14 (13:21):
Can they have signs to tell you don't jump in
or do you just like are expected not to do?

Speaker 6 (13:25):
They probably do, but maybe there were an Italian or
maybe you should just know that if a church is there,
God's watching and doesn't want you to get me.

Speaker 3 (13:33):
That's smart.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
Why not he made this handy work.

Speaker 6 (13:41):
Speaking of handywork, Tesla is trying to make a really
realistic robot and they need you to move like a robot. Absolutely,
So they're looking for somebody that they can pay to
be a data collection operator. But that actually means that
you need to be between the height of five seven
and five eleven what and be able to carry a
lot of weight thirty pounds because that's how much the
suit is that you have to wear. I'm just picturing

(14:03):
like an Ironman suit and then like everything you do,
you go about your day and they collect the data
and how you move, so as they create their robot,
it becomes more and more real.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
I would love to wear that suit and just do
weird stuff all day. So they get the data back
and they're like, uh, what is he doing? We can't
make this robot.

Speaker 3 (14:22):
Or they do, and everybody's really scared.

Speaker 6 (14:27):
The gig does pay up to forty eight dollars an
hour and it's got full time benefits, some little.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
Stilts to stand on. I will be hurt for the job.
Just how tall are you? Victoria five three five four
on a good day, And that's what's trending.

Speaker 13 (14:42):
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Speaker 1 (14:49):
Tyler is on the phone today for our first date
follow up and he's getting ghosted by a girl named
Jessa who he went on a day with. So in
a few minutes we'll call her and see if she
tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him
another date. But first let's find out what happened on
the day. Tyler what's that man? How long has it
been since you heard from Jessa?

Speaker 15 (15:04):
I mean it's been about a week and have not
heard anything from her at all?

Speaker 3 (15:09):
Have you tried? How many times have you reached out
to her?

Speaker 16 (15:11):
Not too much? You don't want to be like aggressively late.

Speaker 3 (15:14):
Oh yeah, I agree. I just was checking to see
what you did.

Speaker 15 (15:18):
A double text is all I did, you know. I
texted after the night after, and then I texted a
couple of days.

Speaker 16 (15:23):
Later, and that's really all I've done. Okay, I don't
want to, don't know, push her.

Speaker 3 (15:26):
It was fun.

Speaker 15 (15:27):
We had a great time, went out to dinner at
and then ended up going to a second location, which
is always a good you know, good sign you go
to a second location that had a drinks. I went
really well, We just wad a lot of great conversation.
It was you know, I paid for everything. I want
to make sure she never had to worry about it.
But I also made clear there was no obligations. I

(15:48):
was just there enjoying my time with her because we
really got along well and I was just really happy
with the whole day, like she was fantastic.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
So what do you think happened then?

Speaker 3 (15:58):
Why? Do you think she's ghosting you?

Speaker 16 (16:00):
I don't I honestly, I honestly don't know.

Speaker 15 (16:03):
The conversation never lagged, it never she never felt like
it never seemed to me like there's any issue I was.
I was a little sweaty, I dressed up and we
went out somewhere nice. Maybe I don't know, if I
don't feel like, hope it wasn't that that seems kind
of weird. I didn't pay for everything. It was expensive,
so it was like super pricey, So maybe that was
too much. I am worried that I put on like

(16:24):
too much of an effort, but I really liked her,
and I don't have a lot of these free times,
so like I wanted to make the effort because she
seemed worth it.

Speaker 3 (16:30):
That's sweet.

Speaker 16 (16:32):
Yeah, I'm really not sure.

Speaker 15 (16:33):
I like, I know that sometimes if you put too
much money into it a first day, like it can
turn somebody off.

Speaker 16 (16:38):
And so I am a little worried that might be it.

Speaker 15 (16:41):
But it's so hard to tell because I really and
in the night, you know, it went really well. Like
I said, we had some drinks and then afterwards we
just walked around a little bit, and then she was
waiting for uber, and it was really nice out and
she looked really beautiful, and I asked her if I
could give her a kiss and she said yes.

Speaker 16 (16:57):
So it was just a very nice, you.

Speaker 15 (16:59):
Know, nice kiss, right and you know, nothing like aggressive.
And then shed in her car and I text her
and you know and say I had a great time, and.

Speaker 16 (17:07):
Then have her four things.

Speaker 3 (17:08):
So did you guys kiss on the lips?

Speaker 17 (17:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 15 (17:10):
I was just a little one though, Like what do
you call a church kiss? Like a church weddy to kiss?

Speaker 3 (17:14):
It was.

Speaker 15 (17:15):
I was trying to be very respectful, you know, and
I think, you know.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
It's grandma kiss.

Speaker 6 (17:23):
Well did it seem like she was really into you? Like,
did you guys talk about seeing each other again at the.

Speaker 16 (17:27):
End, Well, we did, and she seemed amenable to it.

Speaker 15 (17:31):
And like we talked back and forth, Like I mean,
I always didn't want to talk about myself much, so
I asked her a lot of questions about herself, and
she was very engaging, and like we told some pretty
funny stories.

Speaker 16 (17:40):
We had some you know, kind of just little things
in common that were fun.

Speaker 15 (17:44):
You know, you can really tell when you have a
spark with somebody, And there was a legitimate spark that
I felt. So this is why if it was a
bad day, I can see the ghosting, and you understand
it happens. But this was a really good one and
I was kind of really invested.

Speaker 16 (17:56):
Like I said, I'm really.

Speaker 15 (17:57):
Busy with work, and so when I find somebody that's
worth my time, I put a lot of effort in
because who knows when the.

Speaker 16 (18:03):
Next person might be around is worth my time. So
it's really kind of sad that she ghosted because I
was really into her.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
Yeah, did she say anything about wanting another date with you?

Speaker 15 (18:12):
She seemed to like, I said we should do this again,
and she seemed, yes, of course, let's let's do deal.
Likee she made there was not any she didn't shut down,
and I mean or you didn't make actual plans, but
you know, she seemed to be like, Okay, yeah that
sounds great, Tyler.

Speaker 3 (18:24):
When you said earlier that you were sweaty, Like how sweaty?

Speaker 15 (18:28):
We're not talking like you know, buckets, but I mean
it was it was kind of sweaty. It just you know,
I think I overdressed a little bit for the weather
and the restaurant had her heat on. So yeah, just
a little bit of you know, forehead sweat. But I'm
not like just enough that I was worried about it.
I was probably more sub conscious than anyone.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
All right, well, we'll play a song, come back, and
then call her and see if she'll tell us why
she's ghosting you and maybe get you another date. Okay, Right, Plus,
I don't come back and get your first day follow up
next if you're just joining us for today's first day
follow up. Tyler is on the phone, and Tyler is
getting ghosted by Jessa. It's been about a week now
and he hasn't heard from her. So in a few minutes,
we're gonna call her and see if she'll tell us

(19:07):
why she's ghosting and maybe get him another date. But first, Tyler,
why don't you catch everybody up on your situation with Jessa.

Speaker 15 (19:12):
Yeah, Jess and I went out on our first day too.
It was a really nice, nice time, really kind of
expensive restaurant. They went off for drinks afterwards. I paid
for everything, and then we really got along.

Speaker 16 (19:24):
Well. I even kissed you goodbye, and haven't heard from
her since.

Speaker 15 (19:28):
I'm kind of worried, maybe because I paid so much
for this for the meals, and she thought I was
trying to show off, or or maybe because I was
a little steady during it.

Speaker 3 (19:35):
All right, well are you ready for us to call her?

Speaker 16 (19:37):
Yes? Please?

Speaker 3 (19:38):
All right, here we go.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
Hello, I MA, I speak to Jessa. Please, Hey, Jessa?
How are you? My name is Jewbell and I host
a radio show. It's called The Jewbel Show. Hi, Jessa,
I'm mean also on the show.

Speaker 3 (19:59):
Hi, and I'm Victor.

Speaker 7 (20:01):
Oh okay, a lot of you.

Speaker 18 (20:03):
Hi?

Speaker 3 (20:03):
Yeah, what's that?

Speaker 1 (20:05):
How are you doing today?

Speaker 7 (20:07):
I'm okay, what's what's going on?

Speaker 1 (20:11):
We do a segment on the show it's called the
first Date follow Up. That's where if you go out
on a date with somebody and then you ghost them,
that person can ask us to get you on the
phone and ask why you're ghosting them. So we got
an email about you from somebody?

Speaker 7 (20:23):
Oh okay, Well, I mean I am on a dating app,
so this could be going a couple times.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
All right, okay, wait to put yourself out there.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
Well I'll tell you who it is. Okay, Okay. His
name is Tyler.

Speaker 7 (20:36):
Oh okay, that's a recent one. Okay, Because this thing
does happen to me where somebody will ghost me for
like months. I just had a die reach out to me.
Went on one date ten months ago. He stopped talking
to me and then was like, you're gonna so okay,
this is very recent. Okay I'm with Tyler.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
Yes, it's been about a week since you talked to him. Yeah,
is there Do you mind telling us why you're ghosting him?

Speaker 19 (21:00):
I mean, honestly, like the date, like there was nothing
like bad that happened or anything.

Speaker 7 (21:05):
He just I don't know, it kind of feels like
maybe our our lives aren't going to match up.

Speaker 19 (21:11):
Like he did seem really tired on the date, and
I think he's just like super busy. He might be
like a workaholic, and it just just didn't feel like
he had like.

Speaker 7 (21:20):
Time to date somebody. So I just kind of was like,
we'll just cut it with ind one date.

Speaker 19 (21:25):
So like, you know, it's easier to ghost people than
to like feel like your life isn't you know what
I mean.

Speaker 7 (21:30):
It's just like it's awkward. It just it just didn't
feel like it was gonna work out.

Speaker 19 (21:33):
He works like all the time, Like I feel like,
even going on this date with me, it was like
they feel like you know, I mean, he made it
work obviously, but it just didn't feel like he's gonna
have time. Okay, that's really it. Like it's nothing crazy,
like it was like, oh god, he you know didn't
tip or you know that's a deal breaker, but.

Speaker 10 (21:52):
Like, okay, it just it just like didn't feel like
it was going.

Speaker 19 (21:56):
To work out, like I really I want, like I'm
looking for that like fairytale romance, you like want to
spend all your time together.

Speaker 7 (22:02):
And fall in love and like not that, you know,
after one date. But it just didn't feel like it
was gonna I was gonna get what I wanted out
of it.

Speaker 10 (22:10):
So yeah, I did post him.

Speaker 3 (22:12):
What's that?

Speaker 4 (22:12):
Like?

Speaker 3 (22:13):
What's that saying?

Speaker 4 (22:13):
Though?

Speaker 6 (22:13):
People will always make time for what it is that
they want to make time for, for the people that
they want to spend time with. I don't know, just
kind of feels like maybe it was a a little
quick or maybe, you know what, he needs to just
slow down, like he needs to slow down.

Speaker 19 (22:25):
I mean, I feel like he needs to slow down
to me, And I get it, like I work a
lot too, But yeah, I don't know, I mean that's
really it. Like maybe that's not a good enough reason
to go Somebody but like when you're on the ASPS,
it's such a like I don't know if we can curse,
but it's.

Speaker 7 (22:39):
Such like a show.

Speaker 19 (22:40):
Yeah, you gotta sometimes just get in and out and
move on, because you know, you wait ten months and
you might hit you up again anyway.

Speaker 17 (22:50):
You know.

Speaker 6 (22:50):
I mean, who are we to tell you why you
should or shouldn't gost people?

Speaker 1 (22:53):
Yeah, I mean he didn't even wait ten months. He
waited a week.

Speaker 7 (22:56):
He waited a week. We're still in the statute of limits.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
Thanks for being honest with us. Appreciate that. Yeah, sure,
I should let you know that he's actually on the
phone too. Tyler is on the phone listening and wants.

Speaker 10 (23:08):
To talk to you.

Speaker 20 (23:10):
Oh Am, I in.

Speaker 5 (23:11):
Trouble now, you know what Oka, Hi hia, Oh hey Tyler,
So how's it going?

Speaker 16 (23:25):
Well?

Speaker 15 (23:26):
You know, I think you said it's more awkward to
try to tell somebody and then you just ghosted, But
it is probably more.

Speaker 20 (23:31):
Awkward, a little awkward.

Speaker 18 (23:33):
Now, I'm I'm sorry.

Speaker 7 (23:38):
Yeah, I am sorry about that.

Speaker 16 (23:40):
But yeah, no, you know, I do.

Speaker 15 (23:43):
I do work a lot, and I was tired, but
like when something does matter to me, I do make
the effort for it.

Speaker 16 (23:48):
I do put in the.

Speaker 15 (23:50):
Effort to make space when things are important to me.
And so I want you to know that that that
is something that I'm working working on.

Speaker 16 (23:56):
But also I'm already aware of. And I I did
make a time for our date because it was important
because I think we got along really well and I
could tell we're going to go long well.

Speaker 15 (24:06):
And I am I'm willing to put some flexibility into
my schedule. Like I like my work, but I also
like having someone to spend time with and you know,
go do things with and all of that.

Speaker 16 (24:19):
And then you know, I love that a little bit
more than work.

Speaker 7 (24:23):
Okay, so you think you're going to be able to like,
let loose a little bit.

Speaker 15 (24:27):
Maybe a little bit if I have somebody who's willing
to be like, hey, let's go do something or give
me a little encouragement to stop working for a bit,
because it's hard when you work from home, it's really
hard to stop working. You're just constantly working. And so
if I have somebody that I'm like, hey, let's go
that I want to spend time with, and that's a
good intentive for me that to stop working. And so
I'm I'm one hundred percent willing to work on that

(24:49):
and talk about it and everything.

Speaker 16 (24:50):
But I want to talk about it. I'd like to
be able to, you know, actually talk about it, not
just not hear from somebody for a bit.

Speaker 7 (24:58):
Yeah, I mean, honestly, I didn't know then.

Speaker 19 (25:01):
I mean, I guess I didn't know you had any
kind of like feelings that way after one date.

Speaker 7 (25:07):
But that is good and refreshing to hear. So I
guess I'm glad I answered the phone this time. Me too,
Me too.

Speaker 16 (25:18):
And so you have all the pressure of the.

Speaker 15 (25:20):
Radio behind you that want to make you make you
say yes to a second date right now. But if
you do want to go on a second date, I
would love to, but I would lead to for you
to maybe text me.

Speaker 16 (25:30):
Privately later on, which I don't. I don't want you
to see pressure if you don't want to.

Speaker 7 (25:36):
You know what actually this is? This is going well.
So yeah, I feel good about it.

Speaker 19 (25:42):
We can we can give it another shot, especially if
you're you know, open about the time issue and willing
to make some like assuming we want to make more
time for each other, then.

Speaker 1 (25:56):
Yeah, so you'll go on another date with Tyler. We'll
pay for it.

Speaker 7 (25:59):
Oh okay, even better.

Speaker 6 (26:01):
Sure.

Speaker 3 (26:04):
Also, Tyler doesn't have a problem spending money.

Speaker 7 (26:06):
But I.

Speaker 3 (26:10):
Congratulations, Tyler, you got another date.

Speaker 16 (26:12):
Thank you so much. I'm so glad.

Speaker 7 (26:16):
Okay, great, well, I'm so.

Speaker 16 (26:19):
Excited, just so thank you. This next time, I won't
be like so.

Speaker 7 (26:22):
Sweaty, what so sway? What should me? Okay, all right, okay,
I'll let it go. I don't know about it, Jules,
first date fall.

Speaker 21 (26:39):
What you just said is one of the most insanely
idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling,
incoherent response were you even close to anything that could
be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is
now dumber for having listened to it. I award you
no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
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Speaker 3 (27:44):
Victoria? Drunk? You me?

Speaker 1 (27:48):
I gotta be like that hangover?

Speaker 3 (27:50):
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Right now? All right versus Victoria is coming up right
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where did you.

Speaker 16 (28:08):
Find that some kid back in town traded the van
for it? Straight up?

Speaker 3 (28:13):
I can get seventy miles to the gallon on.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
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Speaker 15 (28:18):
Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber,
you go and do something like this.

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Am totally reveem yourself.

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It's time for America. Is a favorite trivia game? You
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card and let's meet today's contestant for you versus Victoria, Richard.

Speaker 3 (28:41):
What's up Richard?

Speaker 18 (28:44):
How much? How you guys on the part?

Speaker 1 (28:45):
Pretty good? Are you excited to take on Victoria?

Speaker 14 (28:49):
There?

Speaker 11 (28:49):
I've got my daughter here in the back of feed
with me.

Speaker 3 (28:52):
Oh, what's your daughter's name?

Speaker 20 (28:53):
Every morning?

Speaker 15 (28:56):
High enough.

Speaker 3 (28:59):
The door?

Speaker 1 (29:00):
How's your dad gonna do against Victoria?

Speaker 3 (29:02):
I think?

Speaker 1 (29:08):
Wow? Okay, Victoria's gotten seven Never all right, We're gonna
send Victoria out of the studio and the game is
played like this. Richard. You have thirty seconds to answer
as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,
just say pass and Victoria has to beat you outright
to win. Are you ready?

Speaker 7 (29:30):
You ready?

Speaker 19 (29:30):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (29:32):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (29:33):
All right, here we go. Your time starts.

Speaker 6 (29:36):
Now true or false. The some of all the numbers
on a roulette wheel is nine nine nine. What is
the national sport of Canada?

Speaker 11 (29:47):
Hockey?

Speaker 3 (29:47):
Mickey Mouse almost had a different name.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
What was it Brasco?

Speaker 3 (29:55):
When did the website Facebook launch?

Speaker 10 (30:00):
Boom scream?

Speaker 3 (30:03):
What does SPF and sunscreen stand for?

Speaker 18 (30:07):
Dumb protection factor?

Speaker 3 (30:08):
All right?

Speaker 1 (30:09):
Got that in. We'll bring Victoria back into the studio.
And while she's getting ready and getting your headphones on
a stuff, Richard, what's something you would like the world
to know today? We're taking my daughter in for Orthodonni's
the point man?

Speaker 3 (30:21):
Oh are you getting braces? Anna?

Speaker 17 (30:29):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (30:29):
Your dad doesn't have to be just smoothie after. I
loved going to or the Donnas because then I got
to get a smoothie nice.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
All right, Victoria?

Speaker 3 (30:35):
You ready?

Speaker 20 (30:36):
No here?

Speaker 3 (30:37):
We I mean yes, yes, yes, yes?

Speaker 1 (30:40):
Maybe I don't have a choice here, right, you don't
have a choice actually, so I guess you're ready thirty seconds.
Answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,
just say pass and you have to beat Richard outright
to win. And Richard, you guys can tell Victoria whin
to go.

Speaker 7 (30:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (30:55):
Oh sure or false?

Speaker 6 (30:57):
But some of all the numbers on a Roulett wheel
is nine nine to nine true. What is the national
sport of Canada?

Speaker 7 (31:03):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (31:04):
I don't know. Hockey? Mickey Mouse almost had a different name.
What was it he did?

Speaker 20 (31:11):
Mouse?

Speaker 3 (31:12):
Okay? When did the Facebook? When to Facebook? Launch? Doesn't?

Speaker 1 (31:17):
Three?

Speaker 3 (31:17):
What does SPF and sunscreen stand for?

Speaker 4 (31:19):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (31:20):
Sun protection forever? How long is a marathon? Twenty six
point three?

Speaker 20 (31:25):
Mind?

Speaker 3 (31:26):
Now wait twenty six point three miles?

Speaker 1 (31:31):
Your final answer?

Speaker 3 (31:32):
That's your answer?

Speaker 1 (31:33):
Okay, all right, let's see how you guys did and
send it over to the scoreboard. Our normal scoreboard producer
Brad is out, so our social media producer Gabby has
your score tix point one?

Speaker 3 (31:42):
Uh, Victoria go none correct and Richard got to Congratulations Richard,
you did it.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
You'd be a Victoria.

Speaker 3 (31:52):
Yikes.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
You're not embarrassing in front of your daughter. No, say,
very proud of you today, proved today are hard day you.
Let's get the answers now with Nina.

Speaker 6 (32:03):
Some of all the numbers on a roulette wheel is
not nine nine nine, it's six sixty six.

Speaker 3 (32:09):
That's very demonic sounds, I know, Dear Lord, please forgive me.

Speaker 6 (32:13):
The national sport of Canada is lacrosse like since one,
I don't know always Mickey Mouse was almost named Mortimer Mouse.

Speaker 3 (32:21):
I'm sorry, Yeah, what I think I think I knew
that Mortimer can't thank you for Mortimer to Mickey.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
Because somebody said that in a meeting. What no, come
back with some other options please. Facebook launched in two
thousand and four.

Speaker 6 (32:37):
SPF stands for some protection factor and then a marathon
is twenty six point two miles?

Speaker 3 (32:42):
Now are you serious?

Speaker 1 (32:44):
Point one mile?

Speaker 3 (32:45):
Well you were off five point one.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
Congratulations Richard, you got a one hundred dollars Macy's gift
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Speaker 10 (32:52):
Thank you.

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Speaker 3 (33:02):
Victoria.

Speaker 14 (33:03):
That was rough. I was really close trying. I should
get like an A for effort or a point for
effort gold star, I think, I mean, yeah, that'd be nice.

Speaker 17 (33:11):
Silver.

Speaker 3 (33:11):
Maybe silver. It's time to Catch a Cheater Only on
the Jubile Show.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
Evan is on the phone today for to Catch a Cheater,
and he's been dating his girlfriend Marcy for about six
months and now he thinks she might be cheating. So
let's see if we can figure it out for you. Evan, sorry, man,
but what's going on.

Speaker 18 (33:30):
Yeah, we've been.

Speaker 10 (33:31):
Together about six months.

Speaker 4 (33:32):
We met at a bar one night. I thought it
was just a one night stand, but it just kind
of progressed from there. Okay, we kind of weren't looking
for a relationship, per say, we just got out of
a long relationship, both of.

Speaker 10 (33:44):
Us and our life.

Speaker 4 (33:45):
Yeah, our mindset wasn't in that direction. But it's just, uh,
you know, I got to have a long relationships. She
was seeing a married guy that she would hope would
leave his wife or her, and we were just talking
to bonding about like how screwed up our lives were,
and we just started.

Speaker 18 (34:02):
Expressing our connection another way, like you know, basically bedroom one.

Speaker 7 (34:08):
Yeah, one one.

Speaker 4 (34:09):
Night stand, lets another one night stand, and then it
just turned into this thing, you know, and then I.

Speaker 18 (34:15):
Just started to kind of care for her.

Speaker 10 (34:18):
You know, I don't know it.

Speaker 4 (34:20):
We've always tried to level up with one another. I
always try to be honest, you know, we've had enough
drama to last the lifetime.

Speaker 10 (34:26):
And I was like, well, if.

Speaker 4 (34:27):
We're gonna do a relationship type of thing, then we
need to be upfront about things nobs.

Speaker 18 (34:33):
And she said she wanted the same thing.

Speaker 10 (34:36):
I don't know.

Speaker 18 (34:36):
It's like we kind of saved each other.

Speaker 4 (34:37):
From like losting ourselves off a bridge or bruising our mind.

Speaker 6 (34:41):
So you definitely play a very key role in both
of each other's lives. And she feels the same way
you do.

Speaker 18 (34:48):
Yeah, well, I guess, I guess. Sorry I thought.

Speaker 3 (34:51):
So what's been going on that makes you feel like
things are changing?

Speaker 18 (34:55):
So probably within the.

Speaker 4 (34:56):
Last month or so, she's like a like a different woman.
Like she's always been busy, you know, she's she's to
go get her you know, but she's becoming like more
scarce than normal. Like we don't live together, but we
always made some type of effort to kind of see
each other. And like lately she would do this thing
where she said she would call and then we can

(35:18):
meet up, but then she never calls. Then she'll just
start fights for no reason and like make them bigger
than like they need to be.

Speaker 18 (35:27):
And then then there was a there was a client party.

Speaker 3 (35:30):
Okay, what happened that with that?

Speaker 4 (35:33):
She has a client party thing, and she she mentioned like, hey,
do you want to come? And then she decided to downplay,
like it's not really that big a deal. You can
stay home. If you want to, And I was like, no, no,
I want to. I want to go, like, you know.

Speaker 18 (35:46):
Almost stressful legs out, what's that open? Bar is free?

Speaker 4 (35:49):
I was like, yeah, that sounds like a fun night,
you know, So I tagged along. That's when I noticed
the Mary guy.

Speaker 10 (35:58):
Oh he was there.

Speaker 4 (36:00):
I was across the room talking to someone and I
noticed them. I knew they worked together, but like she
seemed really really, really really comfortable talking to him, and
you could pick up on body language like when you
want to go home with somebody, and that's kind of
the vibe I was getting. And then later I made
a comment about it, and then she kind of shut

(36:20):
it down. And then she made the comment of like,
jealousy isn't a good color on you?

Speaker 10 (36:25):
Okay, you know, yeah, I mean you know, she got a.

Speaker 4 (36:29):
Point a little bit, like we never really put strong
parameters on our relationship.

Speaker 18 (36:33):
But I don't know, man, Marcie's smarter than.

Speaker 10 (36:36):
This man, Like, yeah, she's could be.

Speaker 4 (36:39):
Over being strong along with someone that's like fake promises
that he's going to leave his wife and he's not.

Speaker 16 (36:45):
I don't know.

Speaker 18 (36:46):
I just wanted to do what she needs to do,
you know.

Speaker 6 (36:49):
I hope it's not that, but those types of relationships
kind of turn into a drug, you know, and you
have so many high highs and low lows that you
get on these crazy rides. So you probably served as
a wonderful distraction and showed her that life could be wonderful.
But if this guy started popping back up, I mean
there's a chance that she could she could be kind
of playing around in that area again, or she's using

(37:11):
the opportunity to have you to make him jealous. So
either way, there's still going to be some type of
poking at that.

Speaker 3 (37:17):
Man. I feel, Oh, I hate this for you, and
I hate this for her. That sucks. Well, let's see
if we can figure it out.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
You already told us a grocery store she's a rewards
card membert So we'll play a song come back, and
then call her and pretend to be from the grocery
store and say that she's this month's lucky winner of
free flowers delivered to whoever she wants to send them to,
and we'll see if she sends them to you or
to somebody else. Okay, Okay, we'll play a song come
back and get your to catch a cheater next, right,
in the middle of to catch a cheater if you're

(37:45):
just joining us. Evan is on the phone and he
thinks that his girlfriend of six months named Marcy might
be cheating. So in a second, we're going to call
her and pretend to be from the grocery store that
she's a rewards member at, and say that she's this
month's a big winner of free flowers delivered from our
floral department. We'll see if she sends those to her
boyfriend or to somebody else. All right, Evan, Before we
do that, though, why don't you remind us of your situation?

Speaker 7 (38:06):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (38:07):
Me and Marcy met one night's stan turned to a
relationship thing, always very honest. Lately she's been kind of sneaky,
and then it looks like she at a work function,
kind of awfully reconnected with a guy that she was
interested in before me, who's married, married, stringing her along.

Speaker 18 (38:25):
She deserves better than this.

Speaker 3 (38:27):
You know what's married guy's name.

Speaker 18 (38:29):
It's Charlie.

Speaker 3 (38:30):
Charlie the Mary. Are you ready for us to call her?

Speaker 10 (38:34):
H yeah, yeah, let's get let's pull that band aid off.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
Hi, this is horrible calling from grocers. I was looking
for a rewards card member named Marcy.

Speaker 7 (38:53):
Oh hey, this is she.

Speaker 1 (38:55):
Hi Marcy, Please don't hang up. This is not a
marketing phone call. I'm actually calling to say congratulations.

Speaker 8 (38:59):
Here.

Speaker 3 (38:59):
This must be thank you for shopping with us.

Speaker 7 (39:01):
Oh my gosh, well, thank you so much. That's awesome.
Of what did I win?

Speaker 1 (39:06):
Oh, you've just won thirty six long sim red Roses,
box of candy or chocolates, and a card to be
delivered to anybody that you want within the fift the
United States. It's a three hundred and sixteen dollars value. Actually,
oh my gosh, congratulations, thank you.

Speaker 7 (39:18):
That's insane. What do I need to do?

Speaker 1 (39:20):
Well? How it works is I can take down the
information in just a matter of minutes over the phone.

Speaker 7 (39:25):
And yeah, we could definitely do it over the phone.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
Then great. Do you want me to set up a
time to call you back? Or do you know who
you'd like to send him to?

Speaker 7 (39:32):
I definitely have somebody i'd want to send it to.
It's a guy, though, is there anything else like it?
Maybe send him?

Speaker 1 (39:40):
Yes, we can send a bottle of it, like alcohol whatever, wine?
We have some whiskeys.

Speaker 7 (39:46):
Perfect, Yeah, I know he's definitely like whiskey. So that
would be perfect.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
Okay, how does that Woodford Reserve sound?

Speaker 7 (39:54):
Oh my gosh, she loves that. That'll do just fine.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
Okay, we'll do a bottle of that and it will
still come with flowers and in the card.

Speaker 7 (40:01):
Awesome. Well, thank you so much, brother. What do I
need to do?

Speaker 1 (40:04):
Well, I'm prepared to take the information right now. If
you just if you forgive me the first and last
name of the person you want to send them to,
we can start there.

Speaker 7 (40:11):
Sure, his name is Charlie.

Speaker 3 (40:16):
Is there anything you want to put on a card?

Speaker 17 (40:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (40:18):
Actually, could we put? Just wanted to send something small
to celebrate. I'm so excited to see what the future holds.

Speaker 3 (40:29):
Great AKA a married guy.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
Hello, Marcy, that's Evan, your boyfriend on the phone. This
is actually the Jubil Show. My name's Jubil.

Speaker 3 (40:40):
Yeah, I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
And we do a segment called to Catch a Teeter
and Evan thought you might be messing around with a
guy named Charlie.

Speaker 3 (40:47):
So the married guy. O.

Speaker 17 (40:50):
God, okay, Hi Evan, Marc, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 3 (41:00):
That so you are with the married guy.

Speaker 17 (41:06):
So it's it's kind of complicated. He'd you know, I'd
been with Evan for several months and i'd kind of
given up on Charlie.

Speaker 7 (41:16):
You guys are calling married guy.

Speaker 17 (41:17):
That's that's actually kind of funny.

Speaker 7 (41:20):
And he was still seeing his wife and I that's
why i'd kind of stepped away for a while.

Speaker 10 (41:27):
And then I had kind of heard through the great.

Speaker 17 (41:30):
Line at work that things maybe weren't going so well
with the wife. And I spoke to him at this
work party that I did have Evan with me at.
I'd kind of discouraged Evan for coming, but he'd wanted
to come, and I felt like I kind of needed
to say yes, and.

Speaker 7 (41:49):
He came, and I spoke to Charlie for a while.
Turns out him and his wife's path completely separated.

Speaker 17 (41:56):
He has left, and at one point I stepped away,
and I did Evan actually approached him and tell him,
you know, he.

Speaker 7 (42:04):
Better not hurt her, you better not mess with her.

Speaker 3 (42:07):
And why does this seem so nonchalant and funny to you?

Speaker 6 (42:12):
Like you're just like it's like, oh yeah, And then
you know, I've been dating Evan, but whatever, the dude
was seeing.

Speaker 3 (42:17):
His right like, that's that's crazy to me.

Speaker 10 (42:19):
I mean, I mean, I understand that the situation.

Speaker 4 (42:22):
Is kind of weird, but it does sound very assay
about it, like, you know, like you kind of don't
care like I care about you.

Speaker 16 (42:30):
I just want you happy.

Speaker 4 (42:31):
I don't want to be strong along yet either, and
so this is I don't know, this is this is
proof that I kind of have been strong along and
I thought we were more honest than that.

Speaker 7 (42:41):
You are. You're totally right, and I am. I'm sorry.

Speaker 17 (42:45):
I know we never really labeled things in the relationship,
and sometimes I felt like maybe you.

Speaker 7 (42:51):
Were still hung up on your ex. So that's that's
not an excuse.

Speaker 10 (42:54):
So I genuinely am very.

Speaker 7 (42:55):
Sorry, Evan. I didn't think this was going to happen. So, yes, Evan,
I can confirm I was cheating on you.

Speaker 3 (43:01):
Oh well, at least you're honest.

Speaker 10 (43:06):
I mean, yeah, I mean that's the type of honesty
I'm used to. I just wish you were more honest.

Speaker 18 (43:12):
In the lead up.

Speaker 3 (43:13):
You know, like, do sound very upset of it.

Speaker 18 (43:16):
I am.

Speaker 4 (43:17):
It's weird because I'm upset, and in a lot of
ways that can't be, you know, because I still have
feelings for my ex. But like that's done a thing,
and we were dating, and I started caring about Marcy.

Speaker 7 (43:28):
So, wait, you still have feelings for your ex? Really?

Speaker 4 (43:36):
I mean yeah, we were. I mean that's how we met,
was we were pining over people that at the particular moment.

Speaker 10 (43:43):
Didn't want us.

Speaker 4 (43:44):
So yeah, I still have feelings, but like, that's not
a thing that's gonna happen because she doesn't want to.

Speaker 3 (43:49):
Be with me.

Speaker 10 (43:50):
I started caring about you. I thought we were more
honest than this.

Speaker 18 (43:53):
That's why I'm upset, but I feel like I can't
be but.

Speaker 7 (43:56):
Now I know Wait what, Oh my gosh, you wish.

Speaker 18 (44:02):
I'm baffled all right, Like, wait, you've been cheating on me?
Why is this getting turned around on me? I?

Speaker 10 (44:07):
Uh, this is this is ridiculous.

Speaker 4 (44:09):
This is the most like mental gymnastics I've ever heard
from somebody to try to turn around on.

Speaker 10 (44:14):
Me like this.

Speaker 7 (44:16):
This is everything I needed to hear. I am so done.
Oh my god, you're an absolute.

Speaker 3 (44:25):
Evan. She hung up.

Speaker 1 (44:26):
I think you just got broken up with by the
person who cheated on you, but you didn't cheat.

Speaker 3 (44:30):
Yeah, uh, I think I didn't do anything wrong.

Speaker 10 (44:33):
That's that's the I don't know what's happening.

Speaker 6 (44:36):
You know what now you know that you guys both
served a purpose. You helped each other get past or
at least she helps you get past a little bit
somebody else that you could open up to. Now, the
key is going to be don't take her back when
married man decides he's going to stay married.

Speaker 18 (44:50):
I mean, yeah, I don't. I don't think she got
it anyway.

Speaker 10 (44:52):
So after I told her I saw feelings for my act,
I'm so right now. But now I know now that
I know I have a your answer, that was not
where I.

Speaker 18 (45:01):
Needed to put my energy at.

Speaker 1 (45:03):
Sorry that happened, but yeah, I bet there's somewhere elsewhere
your energy is gonna be better.

Speaker 3 (45:08):
To start fresh.

Speaker 9 (45:10):
The Jewel shows to catch a Cheetah.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
Something crazy has happened. It's a jewel show. This might
actually shock you because in life there are certain things
that just don't get along. Oil and water, light and
dark Karen's and well anything. Well, for the first time ever,
boomers and millennials agree on something. It's so shocking the
list of young people things that boomers agree with this

(45:34):
is going viral.

Speaker 3 (45:35):
They had to come around. Sometimes we'll go.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
Over it right after this. It's the Jewbile show Girl,
How you shake. It's got a player like whoa that
worked real well? Sext you can I yes, I hit
it from the back. I know you like it like me.

(45:58):
It's the Jewbill Show. People all over are shook right now.
Why is that because for the first time ever, boomers
and millennials agree on something.

Speaker 3 (46:09):
Wow, it's gonna happen one day.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
So shocking that a list of young people things that
boomers agree with is actually going viral. So we'll go
over it now so you can see where the common
ground is actually between the olds and the slightly youngers.

Speaker 3 (46:28):
Between.

Speaker 6 (46:29):
No, no, the millennials are in between, and then there's
you gen zs.

Speaker 1 (46:33):
Wait, no, gen X is in between. I think, oh
ye yes boomers gen X And then right right, my bad. Yeah,
well here we go. Here's five things five young people
thinks that boomers agree with. It's easier to go someone
than to break up.

Speaker 6 (46:50):
Really, I can see as the boomer, You're just a
little bit lazy, you're just.

Speaker 1 (46:55):
Tired, you've been building a long time. Yeah, it's just
like man, they don't even consider its.

Speaker 6 (47:00):
Listen, if your dating as a boomer, my hat is
off to you. It is hard out here.

Speaker 3 (47:04):
Pop off you.

Speaker 1 (47:05):
Have to be careful too if you say you've got ghosted,
because that could mean that someone passed. Young people things
that boomers agree with. Why waste time writing up reports
when you can use juice juice chat GPT.

Speaker 6 (47:21):
Yeah, you guys, my dad lives for chat GPD. Really, yes,
he lives for it. Everything I need to do.

Speaker 1 (47:26):
He goes.

Speaker 6 (47:26):
You know, just look at chat GPT. It'll figure out
he's got he's the runny and so he's got a neck.
He's the best.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
Another young people think that boomers agree with four day
work week's rock. Yeah, finally it's about time. I think
boomers just got old. So now all the easy things
are like, yeah, it's easier to ghost. I'll use chat
GPT for something. And then also I don't want to
work as much.

Speaker 6 (47:50):
So what does that say about millennials if we're on
the same page as that means they got to figure
it out to that week, we got to figure it out.

Speaker 1 (47:57):
I like that better. These are young people Things that
boomer agree with. Avocados really do pair well with toast
and a yeah, not everything just about I would like
to see the boomers face that first figured that out.
Kids on there are posting on their instagrams about this
toast an avocado, avocado toast, peanut butter on toast or

(48:19):
something like that, and then you accidentally get some avocado
and you're like, well, sometimes in life you gotta be wrong.
And I know a lot about that because I'm a boomer.
Spotify saves time on mixtapes. That's another young people thing
that boomers agree with. Okay, tape, I mean I kind
of agree with that.

Speaker 6 (48:36):
Is that a mixtape is that when you like, you
make your own playlist, it's a playlist.

Speaker 3 (48:40):
It just was on a cassette tape.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
It just took a lot of work.

Speaker 3 (48:43):
Yea.

Speaker 6 (48:45):
And so when people actually or yeah, on CDs, but
when actually when people made them for you, it meant
something because they had to take a lot of time
to do that.

Speaker 1 (48:53):
Makes you had to sit there, then record the whole
song and then stop the tape that they're recording on
and then starting a song or record or.

Speaker 3 (49:01):
Wait for it to burn. And then you're like, Okay,
here we go.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
I see in movies and now you kids can just
go on to your Spotify and make a playlist with
a couple of clicks. Back then to tell someone you
liked them. You had to sit there for five hours.

Speaker 3 (49:15):
Actually that long?

Speaker 1 (49:17):
Who knows, Yeah, at least that long. Probably another thing. Another,
young people think that boomers agree with there's no reason
to pay retail if you can thrift.

Speaker 3 (49:27):
Wow, I'm kind of surprised.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
Yeah, because boomers are running out of their retirement money.
We're all just bro I thought retirement would be different.
But let's go to the good will and get some
club office smoke breaks are pointless when you can vape
in the bathroom. Apparently boomers are vaping.

Speaker 3 (49:46):
Now that's also my dad does that too. He's a boomer,
right my seventies.

Speaker 1 (49:55):
I think, yeah, so he vapes.

Speaker 3 (49:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
Another young people think that boomers agree with music, film
and television peaked in the eighties.

Speaker 3 (50:05):
What.

Speaker 14 (50:07):
I don't know what music film and television didn't it
start in the eighties?

Speaker 1 (50:11):
What no peaked in the eighties, Victoria. But if you
think about it, a lot of the music and a
lot of the TV shows, even that Netflix has as
new TV shows are like old ones that they're bringing back.

Speaker 14 (50:20):
True or they're good, they're just set in the old time,
like Stranger Things, so good, but it's just set back then.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
I don't know what time. Another young people think that
boomers agree with having kids is an awful idea. No one.

Speaker 3 (50:34):
Yeah, they took all their money, but they're so cute.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
There's also a list of old people things that millennials
agree with my over Oh wow, so we'll go over that.
You shouldn't have to download an app for everything is
another thing on the list.

Speaker 3 (50:51):
I agree with that also, it's kind of annoying.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
It just gets confusing with how many apps you have
on your phone.

Speaker 14 (50:56):
It's like streaming services they now make you have a
streaming if you want to watch one show to go
to Hula watch a different toe you at a prime, a
different show, Netflix, that movie.

Speaker 3 (51:04):
HBO Max. It's like bro all on one. Is it
weird that? I think that's fun? What why?

Speaker 6 (51:09):
You're going to a different spot every time, So it's
like you're not eating dinner at the same restaurant every night.
You're just kind of bouncing around to different spots. So like, oh,
I'm in Hululan today, but Netflix Square, you know, here's
a little different.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
Another thing that millennials agree with boomers on the way
that gen z makes hearts with their hands is deeply upsetting.

Speaker 3 (51:31):
Wha I enjoy that you like that? Oh no, I don't.
What way do you make You just meant like making
a heart? No, I think that's the way y'all do it.
The way you do it makes it look like gang sign.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
Hard No, yeah, that does. That could get you shot
in some neighborhoods. It's time for Nina's what's trending. You know,
if it's hard to hold to your boundaries, I get it.
But somebody we can all look up to you right
now is Chapel Romee. She is already drawing a line saying, guys,
it is way creepy how we as a society just
completely idolize, you know, our stars and start stalking them

(52:11):
and thinking you have access to that weird And you know,
we talk about it a lot because you know, even
Taylor Swift has had stalkers on different occasions. You know,
Chris Brown and somebody break into his house. I mean,
this is a story that we've been telling since the
beginning of time. But Chappel is like, guys, it's really
not cool. I'm just random. You're random. Can we just
all respect each other's space? And the one thing I
think is really cool about the fact that she's talking

(52:32):
about it is. While we've heard of these stories happening,
not many artists have taken the time to address their
fans directly, you know, without anger. Even though she's a
little bit angry, but she spells it out so well, yeah,
you know, even though it's just you know, I'm random,
But that's spelling it out for people to understand, like
this is where you cannot go ya, this is my space,

(52:54):
this is your space.

Speaker 6 (52:55):
I'll see you on stage, so I don't know. I
hope people start to respect that. And the more that
artists can verbalize how they truly feel in those moments.
I think Harry Styles did that too when he was
having a bunch of issues.

Speaker 14 (53:07):
I feel like they don't want to like upset their
fans because they're like, look like, I like love you
for loving me, Like I love that you love my music,
but like I just want my personal space like everyone else.

Speaker 6 (53:16):
Like yeah, but if you think that you're a fan, sorry,
I'm really going on this because there's a lot of
psychology to it. But if you're a fan of somebody
and your person tells you like and you feel like
you know them right, and your person tells you and
everybody else you feel like they're talking to you like
I do love you, but I need this for me.

Speaker 3 (53:30):
Yeah, can you give that to me?

Speaker 4 (53:32):
Like?

Speaker 6 (53:32):
I think that that kind of humanizes that relationship in
a different way.

Speaker 3 (53:36):
Yeah, I don't know. We'll see what happens on start.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
I'm sure there's always gonna be stockers, but sure people
do get angry about that sometimes though. Yeah, what do
you mean they were at dinner with their family and
they wouldn't stop everything and talk to me for four hours?

Speaker 14 (53:48):
Like come on?

Speaker 6 (53:49):
Yeah, but okay, I have been known to hide and
bushes to see my favorites. But whatever, Okay, that is
that was a different time in La anyway, speaking of
a weird time, it's a weird time when a chess
player tries to poison his opponent by smearing the board
with mercury. Whoa, yeah, this is super competitive chess players

(54:14):
mean business. So one chess player, a Russian player, has
been banned for life from official competitions after he got
caught trying to poison the opponent by taking mercury compounds
and smearing it all over the chess board. There's actual
surveillance footage, wow, showing this happening, and finally when the
opponent started to experience some nausea and dizziness, they were like,
hold on, something's not right, and they went to go

(54:36):
find out.

Speaker 3 (54:36):
That it was an actual poisoning.

Speaker 14 (54:38):
What I mean, who knew? That's serious strategy. It's very serious.
I almost won the chance championship in third grade.

Speaker 3 (54:45):
You did almost?

Speaker 14 (54:46):
I got beat out by Riva. That was really sad
rita cry in the.

Speaker 3 (54:49):
Bathroom about it. Wait back up, So you know how
to play chess? Yeah? No, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (54:55):
That's just not something I expected to hear come out
of your mouth. But I'm glad I did.

Speaker 1 (54:58):
Where do you get the mercury? I don't remember those
just played chests? Right, you need mercury?

Speaker 3 (55:03):
No, you don't. People, Yeah, to play there?

Speaker 6 (55:05):
Okay, I should be really careful who I tell these
stories in front of the speaking of There's a fugitive
that's been sought after since two thousand and four. Whoa, Okay,
he just got caught at the age of seventy two
working as a police officer.

Speaker 3 (55:21):
Wait in Mexico. Oh wow, he was a cop. I
shouldn't be laughing at this because it's so crazy. People
out of the nerve.

Speaker 6 (55:29):
But you know, he got away with it for twenty years,
but he got got at seventy two because he was busted.

Speaker 1 (55:34):
What was he hiding from?

Speaker 6 (55:36):
He was on Ohio's most wanted list and he's been
a fugitive and wanted and murder.

Speaker 3 (55:40):
Oh wow. Yeah. And he's like, you know what, let
me go be a cop.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
Do you get a job being a Mexican cop?

Speaker 3 (55:46):
He lied, He probably shouldn't look into that.

Speaker 1 (55:50):
They're like, you want to be a cop out here?

Speaker 6 (55:52):
Okay, that's a wild story. I hope they tell that
on a Lifetime movie because true crime man.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
But that's what's running Jewbles dirty little secret.

Speaker 3 (56:04):
Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up? You have a little secret?

Speaker 7 (56:08):
I do?

Speaker 3 (56:09):
Yay, what is it?

Speaker 7 (56:11):
Okay?

Speaker 20 (56:11):
So my name and a couple of years back, I
went on.

Speaker 22 (56:15):
This date with this other guy named and it was
the most embarrassing.

Speaker 7 (56:20):
Date of my life.

Speaker 3 (56:21):
Oh.

Speaker 22 (56:22):
So what happened was is we got tacos and it
went well and he told me about how he was
death and I was like, okay, that's cool, and we
went back to my place. Natural stuff happened, and the
next morning Busier Peace died.

Speaker 20 (56:37):
So he couldn't hear me no matter what I said,
and he ended up leading into kids me and.

Speaker 10 (56:45):
I ended up farting due to the tacos.

Speaker 20 (56:47):
It was the loudest machine gun of my life. And
thank god she didn't hear it because he was death.
But I started to walk away in the room and
he grabbed my hand and twirled me like a ballerina
and then made out with me in the fume so
like he's kissing me all I can smell. It's how
bad my part was. It was like the most magically

(57:10):
discutching kids out of my life. And thank god he
couldn't hear it.

Speaker 3 (57:18):
Can he not smell too?

Speaker 20 (57:20):
I know didn't hear Thank god it was so long.

Speaker 3 (57:28):
Did you ever see him again? No, my god, that's
so funny.

Speaker 1 (57:35):
I order if at the same time, like a silence,
so we thought it was him.

Speaker 20 (57:39):
I hope my show it was sho raunchy like Tako.
Oh God got me too.

Speaker 22 (57:47):
I was kind of pull away and get away from
the fume cloud.

Speaker 3 (57:54):
Well, thank you for that. Man really painted the picture.

Speaker 20 (57:58):
Yeah, your show, thank you?

Speaker 3 (58:01):
Bye?

Speaker 5 (58:02):
Right?

Speaker 3 (58:03):
Hello, Hello, what's you have a little secret?

Speaker 9 (58:07):
I do?

Speaker 3 (58:08):
Sweet, let's hear it?

Speaker 11 (58:10):
So I am engaged to a woman that I absolutely adore,
but I'm still technically married and.

Speaker 3 (58:19):
She doesn't know that. So you're married and you're engaged
different people.

Speaker 11 (58:23):
She does know, but she knows that I'm gonna be
filing for divorce thuds.

Speaker 3 (58:28):
Okay, so you haven't even filed for it.

Speaker 11 (58:30):
I haven't filed yet.

Speaker 3 (58:32):
Does your current wife know that you're going to do that?

Speaker 11 (58:37):
Not yet?

Speaker 1 (58:40):
Okay, so she doesn't know that you have a fiance your.

Speaker 11 (58:42):
Current wife, No, she does it.

Speaker 3 (58:45):
So are you still like with your wife?

Speaker 7 (58:48):
No?

Speaker 11 (58:49):
No, not at all. My fiance is my main one.
My wife and I are separated. I just haven't completely
finished up the paperwork yet.

Speaker 7 (58:58):
Has some idea of it.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
Some paperwork may or may not be happening.

Speaker 2 (59:02):
It's not like you're living and sleeping with her and
then hanging out with your fiance.

Speaker 3 (59:07):
Okay, a little bit better, a little judge here, But
we were about.

Speaker 1 (59:16):
Hopefully you get the divorce done soon so you can just,
you know, marry your fiance and everybody can be happy
and move on.

Speaker 3 (59:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (59:23):
Yeah, especially my fiance is half my age.

Speaker 3 (59:26):
Oh okay, better for you? Huh?

Speaker 1 (59:28):
Well good, you know this is her first marriage.

Speaker 11 (59:32):
Well that was my first marriage, Yes, the one I'm
about to end.

Speaker 1 (59:35):
Okay, is this your fiance's first marriage?

Speaker 11 (59:38):
Yeah, she's just turned eighteen.

Speaker 3 (59:40):
Whoa she is at your age? Dang when you say
just turned eighteen.

Speaker 11 (59:47):
No, we didn't start dating, so she turned eighteen at
the end of October.

Speaker 3 (59:51):
Okay, good answer, sir.

Speaker 1 (59:52):
Well, congratulations on your upcoming nuptials and your nuptials that
will be ending soon I hope.

Speaker 3 (01:00:01):
Congratulations You're piance will be coming in adults. Thanks for
telling us your dirty little secret.

Speaker 7 (01:00:08):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:00:08):
Yeah, man, what's your dirty little secret?