The Full Jubal Show August 12th, 2025

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Have you ever attended a kid's sporting events Jeble Show.
If you ever have, then you know two things for sure.
One there's a reason why practice exists. I mean talk
about low scoring. And two there will be at least
one parent who is out of control and hopes to
live out their childhood athletic dreams through their kids. They're loud,
they yell at the rest, and they act like it's

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the NBA Championship instead of an elementary school kids game
where they're still trying to figure out which basket to
shoot in. It's wild. Well, one mom in Massachusetts is
making international headlines for something that she did at her
kid's hockey game. And we'll go over at next so
you can feel like parent of the year, does Juble show?
Parents will do anything for their kids. It's the Jeble Show.

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Even go to jail?

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Got yes?

Speaker 1 (00:44):
And I say that because one mother is making international
headlines today because of something she did at her kids
hockey game. It's the entire internet talking about it. Here's
what happened. Witnesses say it started like any other Saturday
morning at a youth hockey game. Cold drinks, over priced
hot chocolate, and parents pretending like they don't yell at children.
But things took a turn at Foxborough Sports Center in

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Massachusetts when a hockey mom identified only as a player's
mother allegedly stormed the ice. Oh and, according to bystanders,
she passed the no parents beyond this point sign and
started assaulting the referee, who she thinks made a bad call.
She reportedly made a beeline for the referee, shouting something

(01:28):
about that's my baby. Don't you even know the rules
of icing, before hitting the referee over the head with
a half full souvenir cup. I think we know what
was in the souvenir cup now. Witnesses described a shoulder
check that would have gotten two minutes in the penalty box.
So she checked another referee and attempted to remove a

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helmet of another referee.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
Oh my gosh, this is like full blown as salt
out there.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Meanwhile, another man, possibly are hype man or just the
loudest dad in the bleachers, was tossed from the arena
for verbal abuse of the referees as well.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
That's so not okay, Like what's going on in your
mind that makes you feel like I just have full
permission to just call this game.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
I want go crazy in the stands. Sometimes there's always
that one parent, Yeah, that would non stop yell at
the refs, yell at their kid. And that was my
dad was like, that's He didn't come to a lot
of my games, thankfully, but when he would it was
the worst. Really, it was the worst when he would
go to my games. Yeah, because he was the loudest one.
He's always he was always yelling at me, yelling at

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the refs. Oh no, he actually attempted to fight a
high school referee for my sister's basketball team in the
parking lot. What. Yeah, but my dad was a bully
and a chump. So I wish that dude would have
raised up on him because my dad would have backed
down so quick if he actually did. How old are
you at this point? You're fighting for Chiltern?

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Unbelievable. That's their babies on the field.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
H No, I know. The chaos lasted a full forty
five seconds before Restaff and two other hockey moms, armed
with only tote bags and passive aggressive energy, they say,
escorted them off the ice. She was later hit with
multiple charges, including disorderly conduct and assault and battery. Oh
While lawmakers and Massachusetts are now introducing four separate bills
to address very specific brand of suburban ice warfare. They say, oh.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
My, that's so necessary. Honestly, I'm more concerned for the child.
How embarrassing is it for this kid who's like, Man,
I suck so bad. I'm that good. My mom's just
out here fighting with people mania.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
I don't know her. And that also has a thread
on the Internet of people talking about the crazy things
that they've done for their kid. So call us up
eight eight three four three one o six one text
in four one oh six one, what is the ridiculous
thing that you've done for your kid? Bonus points of
it includes jail time. Hey, yeah, someone said that they
camped outside of a toy store at four am in

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the snow because little Jimmy needed a limited edition talking Elmo.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
What that's so nice, that's so sweet making dreams. Yeah,
parents really are superheroes. They can be in those types
of moments. They faced a little butts off for you.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
Hey Peter, Hey, good morning.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Good morning. What's something that you did for your kid?

Speaker 5 (04:14):
Well, my son has this big obsession with Santa Claus
and Christmas in general.

Speaker 6 (04:19):
I mean, what kid doesn't.

Speaker 5 (04:20):
And what happened was he asked me if it's in
the middle of July. He asked if there could be
Christmas in July. So I decided to take it upon myself,
because you know, I could do anything stuff for my kid.
I decided to get a Santa costume off of Amazon.
And once it arrived, I decided to tell my wife.

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I said, hey, take take our son out of grocery
shopping so I could get ready and everything. And well,
actually we'll pick what he was in school and then
you know, pick them home from school. My wife ended
up going grocery shopping without telling me. And what happened
was I just had the cost the costume on and everything,

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and it was like I was in the middle of
the roof, like on the middle of the roof and
ninety degree weather and it was really weather, interstate interstate
a costume and basically, yeah, So I I was waiting

(05:26):
for my wife. It turns out she was going grocery shopping.
I go. I was like, you know, I'm done. I
don't want to be passing out of the roof. As
I was going down, I was just like.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
About to pass out, and oh yeahrees and you're in
a huge, wole costume or whatever it is.

Speaker 5 (05:46):
Right as my wife was about to pull into the driveway,
my poor son sees me stumbling in the middle of
the road and in the Santa costume passing out.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
Yeah, oh him one and Christmas in July didn't really
work out very well. Then is passing out in the
middle of the road and peeing his pants.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
There's something scary going on to kids like mommy, what's
wrong with Sam?

Speaker 1 (06:19):
What's something crazy that you've done for your kids? Somebody
texted in at four one O six one and said
that they presented pretended to be a dinosaur for a
full week.

Speaker 5 (06:28):
Ay.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
Really, that's a dad that said they didn't break character once,
even roared in zoom meetings that dedication.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
I ever want to ask my dad to do that.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
Another person texted in four six one and said they
got fired from their job because they called in sick
to work for their kids stuffed animal's birthday.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
Oh that's so cute.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
That's unfortunately now me, you and the stuff you have
to move out. Mommy doesn't have a job anymore, so employer.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
It's another jubile phone frame. Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 7 (07:05):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
You did a great job cleaning up. Thank you very much.

Speaker 6 (07:13):
I'm sorry. What Hi?

Speaker 1 (07:15):
This is Juniper. How are you, Cory.

Speaker 6 (07:20):
I'm good. Uh, I'm sorry, Juniper.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
You said, yes, my name is Juniper, and you rented
my airbnb this weekend for a birthday party with some
of your friends.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
I yeah, I did, but I don't.

Speaker 6 (07:36):
I don't know why you're calling me at.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
This calling to check in and see if you.

Speaker 5 (07:42):
Liked the I'm sorry it was there was an issue
with our stay.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
I don't know why I read you know there was
no issue at all. You kept the noise level to
a minimum. Your partying was very responsible.

Speaker 6 (07:54):
And you did in the first place. It was a
very idolo.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
Ki birthday party. Your birthday party.

Speaker 4 (08:01):
How do you know that?

Speaker 6 (08:02):
How do you know that.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
Because you said it when you made the rental for the.

Speaker 6 (08:07):
Airb No, I did not at all at all.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
I said, I was wrenching for myself and two guests.

Speaker 6 (08:14):
So I don't know.

Speaker 8 (08:16):
Why you're reaching out.

Speaker 6 (08:17):
I remember the place.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
I remember you saying that it was for a birthday party.

Speaker 5 (08:22):
I absolutely did not because I respect my own privacy
and the privacy of my friends.

Speaker 6 (08:26):
So what the is actually going on here were you
looking at? Were you watching us? Are there cameras in
your Airbnb?

Speaker 1 (08:32):
Oh? No, I would never put cameras in my Airbnb.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
And why are you calling me in the first place,
using this creepy voice checking in on me.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
It's illegal to put cameras in an Airbnb, and I
don't need any problem with the authorities.

Speaker 6 (08:48):
Yeah, I bet you don't. But I'm about to calm
right now.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
What the fuck is going on?

Speaker 1 (08:53):
I was just calling to thank you very much for
being such a responsible and respectful guest.

Speaker 6 (09:00):
Is there a problem with airbnb? Why are you contacting me?

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Well, I was actually contacting you to see if I
could get the recipe for the steak that you barbecued
for your birthday party? Extravagant.

Speaker 6 (09:15):
How did you know I cooked a steak? Okay, you're
telling me you don't have cameras in your place.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
How else would you know that unless you went through
the trash?

Speaker 1 (09:25):
Well, okay, full disclosure. I did go through the trash,
but it's just because the barbecue smelled so delicious.

Speaker 4 (09:33):
Oh my god, that's I just.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
Took a little lick of a steak. I hope you
don't mind.

Speaker 6 (09:38):
That's absolutely disgusting. What the fuck is wrong with you?
You know, creep? I barely use Airbnb.

Speaker 5 (09:45):
I don't even have social media because I'm worried about
creeps like you.

Speaker 6 (09:48):
Your everybody's nightmare.

Speaker 4 (09:50):
But I'm gonna be your your Instagram, I don't.

Speaker 6 (09:55):
I don't know what you're.

Speaker 5 (09:56):
Talking about, because you don't know anything about me other
than my airbn be a profile.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
Corey, I know more than you think you.

Speaker 6 (10:04):
I bet you think you do. I bet you think
you do.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
And you're gonna go forty five to go to work.

Speaker 6 (10:11):
Jesus, what the how do you know that that's not okay?
That is not okay?

Speaker 1 (10:15):
I could tell by kind of how you acted that
you were a responsible man who leaves the house.

Speaker 6 (10:21):
Around man he takes care of business.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
Until about five thirty and then goes to the gym
for a quick little workout and then tries to get
to bed by about eleven o'clock every night, but doesn't
quite make it.

Speaker 6 (10:37):
I listen, listen, your son of a I know that
you've been clearly watching me. So I'm gonna call.

Speaker 5 (10:43):
The cops and I'm gonna get you committed, all right,
leave me.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
The Hey, this is actually Dubil from the Jubil Show
doing a phone brank on you and your brother set
you up, Paul, Yes, Paul set you up as a Joe.
He said that you recently rented an Airbnb for your birthday.
I wanted to mess with you.

Speaker 6 (11:06):
Oh my god, no, I was freaking out.

Speaker 4 (11:10):
Oh my god, I was that was scary.

Speaker 6 (11:14):
I thought kind of creepy.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
But like what wake up every morning with Jubile phone Franks,
It's time for Nina's What's Trending?

Speaker 3 (11:23):
A lot of you knew this was coming, but Taylor
Swift broke the internet again yesterday. She has made a
huge announcement and she did it all on her Man's podcast.
If you haven't heard it, this is what she said.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
Crazy, I wanted to show you something.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
Okay, what we got?

Speaker 2 (11:37):
We got briefcase yep, Mick Greens, yep.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
This is my brand new album, The Life of a
show Girl.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
Everybody's freaking out.

Speaker 3 (11:50):
So on the New Heights podcast that Travis Kelsey does
with his brother, she made this announcement and I'm like,
I wonder who asked her to do that? Did he
want her to come on there and do that? She
side she wanted to do that knowing that everybody would
be tuned in.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
Probably her. I feel like that's nice to do for
your significant other, you know, like, hey, I'll throw you
a bone. I'll get you some views. You and your
brother have that little podcast. I'll come home, get you
guys some views real quick, and then you blow up.

Speaker 3 (12:20):
Yeah more Yeah, now all the softies are listening to it. Yeah,
but if you haven't seen, the presale is on now
for the Life of a show Girl. Her website kind
of crashed last night at twelve twelve whatever Eastern time
when everybody went on to go see that the presale
was available. So they will ship before October thirteenth, but
the actual release date will be announced later. And then

(12:42):
on there there's an option to buy a cassette version.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
Oh instead of vinyl, there's vinyl. There's a CD and
there's cassette. Okay, yeah, so we'll bring back those two.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
What are those things all? They used to walk with them?

Speaker 1 (12:56):
Walk Man. They made that easy to know, right, Yeah,
one of the most perfectly named things ever. Honestly, Yeah,
I agree.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
That's like, this is what it is, and this is
what you call it.

Speaker 3 (13:07):
The Walkman was legit, especially if you wanted to run,
but then the discman came out, and then it's like
you'd be listening to your CDs and you try to
go for a run and it would just skip the
whole time. And I was like, man, whack, you're forcing
me to work when I'm trying to run.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
You don't it. So now we can bring that back
to Thank you, Taylor.

Speaker 3 (13:30):
Speaking of what was old, I guess is now officially
going away. If you didn't hear the news, AOL announced
that the dial up Internet is shutting down.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
Oh wow, did you know that that was still available?

Speaker 9 (13:41):
No?

Speaker 1 (13:42):
I didn't. I'm surprised. I'm surprised it was still available.
Who's using dial up these days? I don't know.

Speaker 3 (13:47):
But apparently this fascination with retro things like the Walkman
sets all of this, including dial up Internet. There's the
younger generations that want to experience these things, and so
how would they're not going to be experience dial up Internet.
That's like when you would try to go be on
the Internet, it would be like mere murmer.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
Yeah and all these you have to Yeah, you'd have
to dial up the Internet like it'd be like like
a phone line type of thing. Is how it was,
and it would literally make all these crazy. You know,
It's like going and then if you wanted to go
look at anything, it would take like a half an
hour a lot of page.

Speaker 3 (14:20):
Yeah, well like start to load and you see part
of a picture, but not the whole picture.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
It was. It was a while page very slowly.

Speaker 3 (14:27):
Why would you want to use that rather than why
because it wasn't a thing bro oh yeah back then
that was it.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
That was all you had. So yeah, we were around
for the evolution of the internet. I don't know why.
I don't know why anybody would want to use dial
up now to be retro.

Speaker 3 (14:42):
It was just frustrated. It was well, AOL has decided
to pull the plug. It's gone, bye bye. And lastly,
if you haven't heard, President Trump has extended the trade
truce with China for another ninety days. So that's good
as far as tariffs and all that stuff is concerned.
They're going to take some more time to talk now.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
I mean, TikTok lives for another ninety days.

Speaker 3 (15:02):
Yeah, this wasn't even an exact TikTok oh okay thing,
but yeah, I'm assuming that that's part of the deal too.
So here we are, and that's what's trying.

Speaker 7 (15:11):
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Speaker 1 (15:18):
Ryan is on the phone today for our first day
follow up. He's getting ghosted by a woman named Shana,
So we're about to call her and see if she
tells us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him
another date. First, Ryan, how long has it been, sins
your from Shana?

Speaker 4 (15:31):
It's been about three days now.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
Three days.

Speaker 4 (15:33):
I know, that doesn't feel like a long time, but
after like our data feels like forever because she was
responding so much before, you.

Speaker 3 (15:40):
Know, Okay, why don't you tell us about the day
and how you met her and stuff?

Speaker 4 (15:45):
Cool? So we met during a pub crawl. It was fun.
She wasn't out very long, but like I got her
number before she left, and we thought that, like we
talked about him, would like we'll have a proper date.
There's this little pocket of the city has a park,
one of my favorite pizza places, and like an ice
cream spot next door. So I was thinking, like that

(16:06):
might be actually a really fun date. We get multiple venues,
a little extra time depending on how well it goes,
you know, then I found out there was a band
performing at the pizza place one of the nights, so
I asked her out for that and she said yes,
and like it was such a great vibe. We had pizza,
we had drinks. We left so much like you know,
when your stomach actually hurts from laughing. Yeah, and then

(16:28):
we ended the night with like we both didn't want
to really go home, so we went and we did
get the ice cream and we had a really nice kiss.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
At the end.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (16:38):
I had like so much fun with her, and I
feel like there's a little bit of mystery to her
and I really want to get to know her more.
She's like, guys, she's like so pretty, Like I just
couldn't get enough.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
Well, what do you think happened? It sounds like it
was so sweet.

Speaker 4 (16:55):
I made a joke, and sometimes jokes don't always come
across when you're nervous. She had dropped something on the
floor and I was like, I noticed that my shoes
were on time, and I was like, won't you just
tie my shoes while you're down there? And like I
was just.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
Yeah, he tie my shoes and make me food like that?
Oh no, just.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
Might be it?

Speaker 1 (17:23):
What does she do though, when you're like, tie my shoes?

Speaker 4 (17:26):
She actually tied my shoes and I was.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
Like, no, she actually did, Yeah, does she laugh? Did
she think you were serious?

Speaker 4 (17:37):
I was not serious whatsoever. And at the time I
didn't really think it was a big deal because it
kind of felt like playful, like she was like here done,
you know. But then when I told my buddies about it,
they couldn't stop like making fun of me. And I
genuinely feel that because it's just one of those things,
you know, like when we're nervous, we're out with somebody

(18:00):
that we like, we sometimes say stupid stuff and I'm
not that guy who would be like, you know, like
you were saying, like time my shoes and make me
a sandwich, but not me. Is genuinely a bad joke,
and that's all it was. But now it's been three
days and it feels pretty blatant because she was always

(18:21):
responding like right away. Like I would text her, I
would think about like what to say, and I text her.
I'd spend like twenty minutes and then within like thirty
seconds she'd be back with my ten texts. And now
it's just been nothing.

Speaker 3 (18:32):
I mean, you know what Jubil always says. Though Jubil
always says, it's all about the delivery. So if you
thought you were being funny, but if it didn't deliver, yeah.

Speaker 4 (18:43):
I'm with you, guys.

Speaker 6 (18:44):
I'm with you, guys.

Speaker 4 (18:44):
I wish I could go back and change you know why.

Speaker 2 (18:47):
She kissed you afterwards A.

Speaker 4 (18:49):
Really nice long kiss too, where I was like, Okay,
she's feeling the connection too.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
Did it seem like she wanted to kiss you or
did you also go and now give me a kiss?

Speaker 4 (19:02):
Here's your war? No, I'm planning.

Speaker 3 (19:06):
My shoes, sweet thing, and your jokes are funny?

Speaker 4 (19:13):
Is my move is? I always say? Can I kiss you?
That's my move? And she smiled and she was like yeah,
and she pulled me in okay, And like the last
thing that I actually texted her was actually like that.
I was thinking about her and then I couldn't wait
for the next date to GISs her again and nothing,
I was.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
Thinking about you because my shoe just came on tie. Sorry,
I couldn't help it. All right, man, we'll figure it
out for you. We'll play a song, come back and
then call her and see if she tells why she's
ghosting you.

Speaker 4 (19:42):
Okay, sounds good?

Speaker 1 (19:43):
All right, place, don't come back. Get your first day
follow up next. Right in the middle of today's first
day follow up if you're just joining us, Ryan is
on the phone and he's getting ghosted by Shana. So
we're about to call her and see if she'll tell
us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him another date.
But real quick, Ryan, why don't you refresh everybody's memory
on your day with Shana.

Speaker 4 (20:04):
We met during a pop crawl. We ended up going
to on a separate night pizza, ice cream, there was
a live band, had a great kiss and made a
bad joke asking her to tie my shoes. She actually
did it, And now I think I might have lost
an amazing opportunity to get to know someone really cool.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
Yeah, you liked her a lot, right, I did.

Speaker 4 (20:26):
She's so pretty. It's crazy and cool and fun and smart.
Sound Yeah?

Speaker 6 (20:31):
All right?

Speaker 9 (20:32):
Man?

Speaker 1 (20:32):
You ready for us to call her?

Speaker 4 (20:33):
Yes?

Speaker 10 (20:34):
Please?

Speaker 4 (20:35):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (20:36):
Here we go.

Speaker 9 (20:48):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
Hi, I'm asking to Shana.

Speaker 4 (20:49):
Please, mister Smith.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
Hey, Shana, how are you? My name is Jewbel and
I host the radio show. It's called the Jewbil Show. Hi, Shana,
the whole shows. Here, I'm Nina.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
Hi, I'm Victoria.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
How are you?

Speaker 4 (21:00):
I'm okay, this is joke.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
No, it's not. Have you ever heard the show before?

Speaker 9 (21:04):
Yeah, I'm on the radio.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
Yes you are. We're actually calling you because we do
a segment called the First Ay follow Up. So if
you go out on a date with somebody and you
end up ghosting them, they can email us to get
you on the phone and ask why. And you're currently
ghosting somebody, they like you a lot and they don't
know why they're getting ghosted. Okay, any idea who that

(21:27):
would be?

Speaker 4 (21:29):
I'm thinking maybe Ryan?

Speaker 2 (21:31):
Is that right?

Speaker 1 (21:32):
It is Ryan?

Speaker 9 (21:34):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (21:35):
Okay, telling us why you're ghosting him.

Speaker 7 (21:38):
I mean, I know this might sound ironically that I'm
being get picky about him, because basically I'm ghosting him
because he kept picking on me about how I eat
my ice cream.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
Picky about how you eat your ice cream.

Speaker 7 (21:52):
Yeah, and I mean, I know it's weird that I
like caramel on strawberry ice cream, but he started calling
me a psycho U and he just you know, he
wasn't letting go of it, and I was like, I know.

Speaker 9 (22:05):
It's weird.

Speaker 7 (22:06):
But then he started commenting how I hold the cone
and then he started making jokes about, like I don't know,
just other things like being picky with me.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
Was he joking?

Speaker 7 (22:16):
I don't think so, but like I don't know, it
was like I said, you know, like I say parameoul
and he says it's caramel, and it's just all started
to be a little bit too much, and it just
didn't feel like the kind of guy I want to
spend so much time with.

Speaker 4 (22:32):
Okay on you.

Speaker 7 (22:35):
Yeah, like the whole night he's pouring my pigtails, you know,
and I just I just want to have peace with
somebody on the date.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
You know, you kissed him after though he told us that.

Speaker 7 (22:45):
I did, because he's really cute and he's really nice
and I know he's really trying, but you know, I
just I don't know if I want to sign up
exactly for another night of that, like being picked on
the whole time, that makes.

Speaker 4 (23:00):
Sense, Like I just I know that.

Speaker 7 (23:02):
And I don't mean to be a ghoster because it's
no fun, you know, but I'm just like, oh god,
I just don't want to be criticized.

Speaker 9 (23:08):
And I don't know.

Speaker 7 (23:09):
I moved around a lot as a kid, and I
was really shy and a little insecure, and I'm trying
to get over that, but it's just.

Speaker 4 (23:16):
It just takes it just kind of ruins the night.

Speaker 9 (23:18):
A little bit.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
Constant picking can be a little triggering. I get that. Yeah, well,
thank you for being honest with us, and now I
have to be honest with you. Ryan is actually on
the phone.

Speaker 6 (23:27):
Listen.

Speaker 7 (23:27):
Yeah, okay, Okay, Hi Ryan, I okay, So, first, sorry,
I didn't realize that I was doing that.

Speaker 4 (23:41):
But also I'm hugely relieved that it wasn't the shoe
tie thing, because I was so afraid that you thought
I was this one guy who's just like time of shoes,
Get me a sandwich, go do this where I was
just nervous because I was just joking about that. By
the way, the shoe thing.

Speaker 7 (23:59):
I got the joe, I got the joke, and I
didn't love it, but I I wouldn't ghost you over it.

Speaker 4 (24:04):
Okay, thank you, But I'm sorry. I am so used
to hanging out with my buddies and all we do
is roast each other, and I guess that's been affecting
me so much that I didn't realize that I was
doing it too much. I honestly think it's so cute.
The way that you were holding your cone and the
way that you pronounced words. I am just you know, sorry,

(24:27):
that's not the experience. I wanted you to have a
bad one. But I will say this, with dating, sometimes
you write people off so quickly and communication, You're such
a great communicator, Like thank you for telling me through
the radio about what I did wrong. Like I would
be willing to work on that, you know, like I
will lock it up, no roasting if you were to

(24:48):
go out with me again. And if I do this
and then I make sure something, we'll just call it out. Yeah, yeah, okay, exactly.

Speaker 7 (24:55):
And I know, I know I have like weird little
habits and it's caramel and I know I hold my
cone funny and all that.

Speaker 4 (25:04):
It's what makes you you. I think it's lovely.

Speaker 5 (25:06):
You know.

Speaker 4 (25:07):
I was just nervous trying to make jokes and trying
to make sure you have an extra good time and
then doing so, I kind of messed up. And I'm sorry.
I thought that No, no, I would think it. Uh,
you know, I might have gone too far. But honestly,
like you haven't even seen a real psychopath until you
see me eat hot dogs. You can always in front
of you. That's what everybody says. You know, everybody says.

(25:31):
I just love some meat, all right.

Speaker 1 (25:37):
With Ryan again? And maybe eat a hot dog and
watch how much he loves me. Eat another day.

Speaker 4 (25:45):
I mean, I just.

Speaker 7 (25:46):
Want you to, like I do, get jokes, and I
know I'm a little sensitive, and I just I don't
think i'll handle the constant clumbing around very well, you know.

Speaker 1 (25:56):
But I mean, no more.

Speaker 4 (25:59):
Clients, no more timing. I'm not shi, but I still
like you to be. I don't want someone to.

Speaker 7 (26:06):
Not be themselves around me too, you know. But I mean,
you're so nice and you're so lovely, and to go
try to contact me through a radio station.

Speaker 9 (26:13):
I mean, nobody's ever done that for me before.

Speaker 7 (26:16):
So I mean, I know you put so much effort
into finding all those really fun places and and on
all that. So I mean, yeah, let's go on another date.
Let's give it a shot.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
Sweet congratulations, Ryan, you got another date.

Speaker 4 (26:32):
Thank you, Thank you guys for making it possible, and
thank you Shane and I. You won't regret it, and
if you do, you can roast me right back.

Speaker 7 (26:41):
Yeah, I will make fun of you and the way
you eat hot dogs.

Speaker 4 (26:44):
Okay, Yeah, it's it's really weird. You gotta see it.
I mean you will have.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
It's like.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
Day follow up, good morning? Can I take your order?

Speaker 9 (27:02):
Am I going to a tall trick?

Speaker 6 (27:04):
A large black cock? Large black cock?

Speaker 2 (27:07):
Do you mean aventy?

Speaker 3 (27:09):
No?

Speaker 4 (27:09):
I mean a large?

Speaker 2 (27:10):
He means Aventi.

Speaker 4 (27:11):
Yeah, the biggest one you got, Venti is large, no
vent is twenty Danny, Yeah, large is large.

Speaker 8 (27:17):
In fact, Cole is large and bronde is Spanish for large.

Speaker 6 (27:21):
Venti's the only one that doesn't mean large. He's also
the only one that's Italian. Congratulations for stupid and three languages.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
Almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez in
a game of trivia for Kelly Us. You tickets today,
so call us up if you want to play eight
eight eight three four three one o six one eight
eight eight three four three one o six one. You
can also DM us at the Jubil Show or go
to the jubilshow dot com if you think you have

(27:48):
what it takes to beat Victoria.

Speaker 2 (27:51):
Yeah, I was like mimicking you the whole time you
were doing that.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
I saw that.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
Yeah, that kind of got in my head high.

Speaker 11 (27:57):
I think as I get you excited, it's kind of
funny say the same thing every time, so it's very
easy to do.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
Yeah, if you want to play, Victoria calls right now.
You versus Victoria is next. It's the Jewel Show.

Speaker 7 (28:07):
What am I some sort of a mentally challenged airhead?

Speaker 2 (28:12):
No, not even I didn't say that. It was like,
why am I even listening to to begin with? You're
a virgin who can't try.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Rameiri is in a
game of trivia for cali Ucci Takets today, and let's
meet our contestant for today's You versus Victoria. Sarah. What's up? Sarah? Hi? Hello,
how are you doing today?

Speaker 2 (28:39):
I'm good?

Speaker 1 (28:40):
How are you wonderful? Thank you for asking? Can I go?

Speaker 2 (28:43):
Oh my gosh, Sarah, I don't know what has happened.

Speaker 11 (28:45):
I just chugged the rest of my cold brew from
yesterday and I'm not gonna lie. Within like five seconds,
it gave me like a real kick, Like it's like,
did you sound like a ship?

Speaker 1 (28:53):
Monk? It hiss you that fast?

Speaker 11 (28:55):
Dude, normal, No, I don't think so, but I don't
know what happened right now. It's like it just like
got in my bloe.

Speaker 3 (29:01):
Like the queen of like placebo stuff, like you could
tell her that she was eating a piece of candy
that would make her superwoman and she would believe.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
Hey, man, mind ever matter, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
That's true. I'm with that. Placibo still have effects, right,
so yeah, yeah, yeah, wait do they actually they're like
the candy. Well, placebo is the effect that somebody thinks
it's having on them when it doesn't actually doing that
thing in your.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
Body, So it actually is still having the effect.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
It's still having the effect. Yeah, it makes placebo still
a real effect, which is kind of weird if you
really think about it. Let's not break our brains.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
Right now, though, it's right.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
Yeah, for the questions that are all right, here we go.
We're gonna see Victoria out of the studio, and while
she's leaving, the game is played like this. Sarah, you
have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass and Victoria
has to beat you outright to win. Okay, Okay, all right,
are you ready? Yeah, here we go, Sarah. Your time

(29:55):
starts now. What is the currency of South Korea?

Speaker 5 (30:00):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (30:01):
What's the only letter not used in any US state?

Speaker 5 (30:04):
Name?

Speaker 3 (30:10):
Which country was the first to grant women the right
to vote? What was Beyonce's first number one single? Yes?

Speaker 4 (30:23):
Oh my goodness?

Speaker 1 (30:24):
What does it? Taco meter measure.

Speaker 2 (30:28):
Let's talk tacos attachedo.

Speaker 3 (30:30):
Meter, A tachometer, A tachometer, okay, thank you? Tachometer measure.

Speaker 9 (30:37):
Typometers.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
Victoria back into the studio. And while she's getting settled
and putting your headphones on and stuff, here's a question
for you, Sarah. If you had to turn your favorite
food into a perfume, what would you smell like?

Speaker 2 (30:50):
Oh, cheesecakes.

Speaker 1 (30:55):
Oh that's good, that is nice.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
What would you say?

Speaker 1 (30:58):
I sound really creepy? Yeah, Victoria, If you had to
certain your favorite food to perfume, what would you smell like?

Speaker 2 (31:05):
Chocol hit muffin?

Speaker 1 (31:06):
Those are both good? Do you right?

Speaker 9 (31:08):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (31:09):
I was like trying to think of a good one,
and I was like, wait a minute.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
I know what would you smell like? I think I
would smell like a cinnamon raisin bagel?

Speaker 11 (31:16):
Girl? On a daily I was thinking and say spinach.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
Oh, well, that doesn't really have much the scent smell
like cream corn. I think I like cream corn a lot.
It might be one of my favorite things. Yeah, it's
seriously I could smell. Though it's not necessarily the best.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
Smell I wouldn't have.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
It's not terrible. I like it. I just didn't know
that you eat corn. Yeah, once in a while. Nice
Only cream corn though, okay? Noted I like things. I
didn't like chew very much. I just like everything to
be in smoothie for him. That's probably why. All right,
here we go, Victoria thirty seconds. Answer as many questions
as possible. If you don't know when, just say pass
and you have to eat Sarah outright to win? Are

(31:53):
you ready? Yes, Sarah, you can tell Victoria when to go.

Speaker 9 (31:58):
Oh okay.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
What is the currency of South Korea?

Speaker 7 (32:03):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (32:05):
Likes, Yeah, that's not right.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
Next, what's the only letter not used in any US state? Name?

Speaker 12 (32:12):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (32:13):
What's the only letter X? Y Z?

Speaker 1 (32:15):
Which country?

Speaker 9 (32:16):
No?

Speaker 3 (32:16):
No, We're going to go with xxx. Which country was
the first to grant women the right to vote?

Speaker 2 (32:20):
Which country?

Speaker 1 (32:21):
Uh?

Speaker 11 (32:21):
Huh?

Speaker 2 (32:22):
Canada?

Speaker 3 (32:23):
What was Beyonce's first number one single. Uh see the ladies.
What does a tachometer measure the level of taxidermy in
a taxidermy item?

Speaker 11 (32:39):
I don't think I said taxidermy, No, we said taxomony.

Speaker 1 (32:42):
What do you say, tachometer? Oh that's all all right.
Let's send it over to the scoreboard and see how
you guys did with our scoreboard.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
Our social media producer Gabby, Actually it's me. I got
the score the score today. Wait what and I will
be happy to tell you. I was gonna say that
Sarah got zero correct.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
Oh and Victoria also no, no got zero, curls zero
zero tie. But the time means you win, Sarah, Congratulations, Broka,
you did it. You got Caliuci tickets just are playing
as well.

Speaker 4 (33:16):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (33:17):
All right, let's get the answers now with Nina. I
mean they are hard. So the currency in South Korea
no is one or one. The only letter not used
in any US state name is Q. The country that
was first, the one that first granted women the right
to vote was New Zealand. Beyonce's first number one single
was Crazy in Love and then. A tachometer measures rotational

(33:39):
speed technically typically an RPM.

Speaker 2 (33:41):
Bro what state has been x in it.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
Where were you born Victoria? Where were you born? Interesting?
I have no idea what state. I can't figure it out,
but I just want to know where you were born? Yeah?
That did you this show? I hated this. It's time
for Nina's what's trending in real quick. I'll be performing
this Friday at the Emerald City Comedy Club in Seattle.

(34:08):
You can get your tickets if you go to the
jubilshow dot com and click on stand up comedy. Now
It's time for Nina. Was like, do you know what
you're gonna wear?

Speaker 9 (34:14):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (34:14):
My gosh, but so many questions. I like to know
pants go, that's nice, Please be not optional this time.
They're always options.

Speaker 2 (34:24):
Those are never.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
Never anyway.

Speaker 3 (34:30):
Guys are getting in on the tea and this is
all coming in the form of an app.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
It's called Tea on Her.

Speaker 3 (34:36):
So if you remember we talked about you know that's
actually the name of the app.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
You're weirdo.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
There's a lot of guys stumbling there by accident. That's
not what I typed in, miss letter.

Speaker 3 (34:48):
Okay, so appe used to be a rebuttal to the
other app that women made called Tea and then also
that are we dating the same guy? All of those
different types of pages that women have been creating communities,
they've been creating to have a safer dating environment. So
now guys are getting in on it too, with the
Tea on Her app that is now ranked number two

(35:11):
among all lifestyle apps on iOS. But the problem is
with both the T and the T on Her app.
Somehow people are being exposed their information, their government IDs, selfies,
all of these different things are being exposed on both
of the apps.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
Yeah, like are people putting like the IDs of the
people that they're talking about online or something.

Speaker 3 (35:31):
It's supposed to be the profiles that people are play
because I think you need to be verified so that
they can tell that you're a real person, even though
I don't know that there's a real way to verify
the story. So you're telling about the person.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
Whose ideas getting posted.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
The person that's posting so like the member, oh.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
The members IDs getting posted.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
Why, I don't know, it's a glitch. There's a big problem.

Speaker 3 (35:56):
I don't know if it's a glitch or if somebody
is actually just attacking these apps on purpose and trying
to take them down for whatever reason or make people
ask questions about you know, the how like validated it
is to like use I don't know. I just know
that I would be on the tee on her app
because I just want to know what guys have to
say about all this stuff. Well you wonder what are
you saying? Isn't it a guy's at though? So you

(36:18):
can't girls can't go on it? Or I was I
was trying to. I was going to try to see
if I could put like a fake profile up there.

Speaker 1 (36:24):
Nina, don't you want to know what other guys are saying?

Speaker 5 (36:27):
I do?

Speaker 2 (36:27):
So what's the thing.

Speaker 11 (36:28):
It's like, uh, thank you. I can go on the
other I can go on a girl for him and
we can like talk about the guys.

Speaker 3 (36:36):
But like girls talk about things differently, like the guys
would be a different type of conversation. Like I feel
like the girls are like, oh, he gave a lot
of like masculine energy, or like he shut down everything
that I said those types of things like rude.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
But like what are guys going to say? She's probably
mostly yeah, yeah that's she's crazy. Bro, That's pretty much
what you're gonna get out bet on this. But yeah,
she's crazy. Trust me, she's crazy.

Speaker 11 (36:58):
Yeah, that's because like girls are going to go look
on the guys app, like guys should be able to
go look on the girl's app.

Speaker 2 (37:04):
Like, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (37:05):
It feels very well, right If I could put up
a fake profile, that doesn't mean a guy couldn't put
up a fake profile on the other one. I understand.
We're all curious. Is this helping us or is this
making things worse?

Speaker 1 (37:15):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (37:16):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
I don't either.

Speaker 3 (37:18):
Next month, the thing, the thinnest iPhone ever to be expected,
is set to drop. I don't know how thin it
is though. They're just calling it the thinnest iPhone ever.
It's iPhone seventeen and it's going to be released on
September ninth, But it.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
Doesn't say how thin it is.

Speaker 3 (37:33):
So can you actually say it's the thinnest phone, but
you don't tell us how thin it is?

Speaker 1 (37:36):
Dude, set on my hand for just iPhone? Yeah they can,
because they know how thin the iPhones are. Why didn't
they it is? I don't know. I just don't think
they should be body shaming phones.

Speaker 2 (37:49):
Yeah, I'm start the movement.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
I think we should boycott iPhones now. Yeah, wait, I'm
going to go with the Samsung who's comfortable with its size,
realizes this big screen. They're beautiful too.

Speaker 2 (38:06):
It's time to catch a Cheater. Only on the Jubile Show.

Speaker 1 (38:10):
McKenzie is on the phone today for to Catch a
Cheater and she's been with her boyfriend Patrick for four
years and now she thinks he might be cheating. So
see if we can help her out. First, Mackenzie, sorry,
I have to come on the show this way. What's up?
Why do you think Patrick's cheating on you?

Speaker 9 (38:24):
Well, I mean he has this YouTube channel and he
does horror movie reviews, and his channel is like pretty popular,
and actually that's how we met initially, So like I
just kind of like I've had some suspicions, but you know,
I think one of his subscribers has been messaging him

(38:46):
and I saw some flirty messages going back and forth,
and I don't know, I just feel like, you know,
that's how I met him, So I'm kind of getting
some feelings that that's what is happening here. I don't know.
So yeah, I mean I threatened him with like bodily
injury on me, and like, beyond that, we've been.

Speaker 3 (39:09):
Great we've been perfect beyond the threats of bodily Andy.
Did you ask him about these messages? Did you tell
him that you saw him?

Speaker 9 (39:17):
Yeah, and he's like, it's just a fin you know,
it's nothing. It's nothing. And he is like so good
at talking out of things, like he can sell a
newspaper to a blind person. So like, there's these dolls
that have been showing up at our house.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
Dolls.

Speaker 9 (39:34):
Yeah, okay, he's a horror movie review guy and have
his live streams and a lot of his his viewers
are women, So like, these dolls have been showing up
with these weird messages. So like, I just kind of
want to see what's going on. Is he really learning
with somebody else? Is he actually like going out of

(39:54):
his way and cheating on me? I'm not sure.

Speaker 3 (39:58):
So what does your boyfriend do on these streams that
he's getting so much attention from women? Is it like
talking about a horror movie and taking his shirt off,
or it's just straight up they're just totally enthralled by
his words.

Speaker 9 (40:10):
I don't know. You really can't pick your audience, I suppose,
but he has like a bunch of there's guys that
watch it too, but in his live streams are really
fun he's really funny. He has on a good guess.
They do like they talk about things that other channels
wouldn't talk about on horror movies and they go to yeah,
so like it's really exciting and thrilling, and people kind

(40:31):
of are.

Speaker 4 (40:31):
Attracted to that.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
And that's the only thing that makes you think he's
cheating is the things that you saw from the message
from the fan.

Speaker 9 (40:39):
Well, okay, so about a month ago, Patrick just burst
in shet the bedroom and he was freaked out because
apparently overnight somebody who left this creepy porcelain doll on
our porch. It was it was small, but it had
a note on it and it said she wasn't the
only one watching.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
Oh now it's our house, right.

Speaker 9 (41:02):
He was white as a ghost, and like, I'm like,
you're at the public, you're on YouTube, you're in the public,
all right, come on, man, it's horror movies. It's creepy.
You know, it's probably gonna be just thinking they're funny.
But I calmed him down. We laughed about it, and
of course he had to do a stupid video and
candle about it. But then we got another doll and

(41:25):
it had a new note in it and it says
she left an earring. I kept it.

Speaker 2 (41:31):
That was a note.

Speaker 9 (41:33):
Yes, I feel like somebody would know something that did that.
So then of course there was another doll that showed up,
and I mean, at that point it's starting to freak
me out too, so I'm just like, what is that doing?
Why are these things what you know? So this one

(41:54):
had a note and it said I know what you
did in room two o seven and he was pissed
about that one. He was really angry about that one.
There wasn't a curse word that he didn't stay about.
Whoever left the dolly really upset him. But I was
just curious. So when he left to do his thing

(42:15):
whatever he was fielding that day, I did snoop around
and I looked at his bank account to see, like,
what in the world is this room two o seven about?
Did you get a hotel room? And sure enough he
did and there was a charge for it in the city.
And then I when he got home, I asked him
about it and maybe that two o seven is a

(42:38):
reference from that, and like, mind you, I didn't tell
him that I had checked his bank account, right but
he didn't admit that he had had a hotel room.
But you know, he just told me he was just
working on his horror channel and it was this particular
room that's haunted. So maybe maybe that, but like it
kind of tracked.

Speaker 1 (42:58):
Let's see if we can figure it out for you.
Already told us a grocery store he's a rewards member at.
So play a song, comeback, and then call and pretend
to be from the grocery store and say that every
month we choose one lucky winner, one lucky rewards member
who gets a free gift from the store, and it's
free flowers delivered to anybody that they want, and we'll
see if he sends those to you or to somebody else.

Speaker 9 (43:16):
Okay, all right, let's do it.

Speaker 1 (43:19):
All right, we'll get you to catch cheeter next right
in the middle of to catch a cheeter, And if
you're just joining us, McKenzie is on the phone and
she's been with her boyfriend Patrick for four years, but

(43:40):
now she thinks he might be cheating. So we're about
to call him from the grocery store that he's a
rewards member at and say that he's this month's lucky
winner of free flowers delivered from our floor apartment, and
we'll see if he sends us to his girl from
McKenzie or to somebody else. But real quick, before we
do that, McKenzie, why don't you break down your situation
for us again?

Speaker 4 (43:55):
Real quick?

Speaker 9 (43:56):
Yeah, he's a YouTuber. I met him by menting on
one of his videos, and then he started getting these
like flirty messages with somebody I don't know. But now
there's gold ending up on our front porch with weird
notes and they're getting weirder and they're talking about a
hotel group. So is he Is he sleeping with somebody?

(44:19):
What's going on?

Speaker 2 (44:20):
Carefying with these dolls?

Speaker 9 (44:21):
Man?

Speaker 1 (44:22):
Are you ready for us to call him?

Speaker 5 (44:24):
Yeah? I guess so.

Speaker 9 (44:24):
I want these dolls to stop chilling out to you.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
Okay, here we go. Hi, this is corrible calling from
I was looking for our rewards card member named Patrick.

Speaker 4 (44:45):
Uh No, it's not I've heard this before.

Speaker 13 (44:48):
This is that's a seat show.

Speaker 1 (44:52):
Yes, I guess guilty as charge Patrick. This is the
Jewbil show him Victoria and I'm Jewel and I guess yeah,
so I guess I know who we are. Yeah, Okay,
well I might as well just say a thing. Your
girlfriend McKenzie is on the line, and we'll want to
talk to you because McKenzie your girlfriend of four years.

Speaker 13 (45:15):
Okay, just to be clear, Okay, McKenzie is not my girlfriend.

Speaker 9 (45:21):
What what Mackenzie like from YouTube?

Speaker 4 (45:25):
That like my subscriber Mackenzie?

Speaker 9 (45:28):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I am your girlfriend. Uh no, you're not.

Speaker 4 (45:34):
You're we're not together.

Speaker 9 (45:36):
Have you been getting my dolls? What that's been you?

Speaker 4 (45:42):
No?

Speaker 6 (45:43):
Oh my god? You know how freaked out?

Speaker 13 (45:45):
I called the police yesterday because there was a third
or fourth doll in my house with these creepy notes.

Speaker 6 (45:51):
That's you.

Speaker 9 (45:52):
Oh, it's from your girlfriend. Yeah, I will see you later, Patrick.

Speaker 1 (46:04):
Patrick. She just hung up.

Speaker 13 (46:07):
As was that is she the one that gave my
phone number to call me?

Speaker 4 (46:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (46:15):
Wow?

Speaker 13 (46:15):
Yeah, I mean I have my YouTube channel where I
break down horror films and stuff like that, and recently
the last you know, a few days weeks, Uh, these
dolls have been showing up in my house with some
creepy notes, and I thought I didn't know what to think.
Like I said, I called the police. I made Yeah,

(46:36):
they fingerprinted one of the dolls. Like these are like
not a few dolls, these are the creepiest dolls I've
ever seen.

Speaker 1 (46:44):
Okay, that's terrifying. So I think you just talked to
who's been leaving the dolls, Patrick.

Speaker 6 (46:50):
Yeah, that is.

Speaker 13 (46:51):
I mean what scares me is that she says she'll
see me later, and she obviously knows where I live,
and she.

Speaker 2 (46:56):
Told us she was like your girlfriend. Why would she
say that she's crazy?

Speaker 1 (47:01):
If you, like, have you known her?

Speaker 13 (47:04):
Does any of that?

Speaker 6 (47:05):
No?

Speaker 13 (47:06):
No, I've only had my YouTube channel for like a
year and a half. I mean, so I do have
a couple of you know, subscribers and like regulars that
are kind of creepy. It's a horror movie, you know channel,
so it kind of brings the freaks out.

Speaker 6 (47:21):
But I didn't expect any of this.

Speaker 2 (47:23):
That's so scary.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
So you're not cheating.

Speaker 10 (47:28):
I don't even have a girlfriend. I mean, I've been
talking to somebody that she knows about these dolls. So
I would have sent the flowers to her if this
is a real thing.

Speaker 3 (47:38):
All right, Oh my gosh, Well i'd be worried for
her safety right now too.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
Well, we have the phone number of the woman who
just had us call you, so we'll pass that along
to you and I would.

Speaker 6 (47:48):
Yeah, I'll give that. I'll put that on the report.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
Hey, good news, somebody's not a cheater. Good job. Also
be safe man.

Speaker 7 (47:58):
The Jewels shows to catch a cheater.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
You know what's worse than the dating apps themselves, dudes
who are on the dating apps. No offense to all
the guys out there, but let's just be honest. Most
of the time, it's guys trying to impress women with
things that only other guys would be impressed with, like
how much you can bench press. For the most part,
women don't care that much about how much weight you

(48:22):
can push unless it's being able to carry their emotional
baggage with care.

Speaker 2 (48:25):
Ah, that's so true.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
I remember lived with your back, and I know that
dudes on dating apps missed the mark most of the time.
Because there's a new study going viral about the biggest
dating turnoffs for women when it comes to dating apps.
Text in yours and will tell you what the number
one dating app turnoff for women is. Right after this,
I'm matched with this guy on Tinder and his first

(48:47):
voice note that he sent me was just him chewing chips,
No hello, just crunching in my ear like we were
in a Pringles commercial. Why then he sent me a
second message that said, I thought this would be cute,
you know, so you can hear what it's like to
have snacks together our ASMR future love story. I called

(49:08):
it blocked.

Speaker 4 (49:09):
I would not.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
Block it because of that. That is creativity point. A
text message we just got in at four to one
oh six one because there's a suddy gooing viral about
the biggest dating turnoffs for women when it comes to
the dating apps. Text in yours four one o six
one and we'll tell you what the number one dating
app turnoff for women is in just a second. But
let's go over some of the top turnoffs for women

(49:30):
when it comes to dating apps. Over messaging or getting
too clingy y, Yeah this healthy relationships need breathing room.
Coming on too strong before that suggests the lack of
boundaries and can feel like love bombing, which often leads
to burnout and controlling behavior.

Speaker 3 (49:47):
Well, especially when there's isn't it like the blue text rule,
like you shouldn't have too many blue blocks or green blocks,
depending on whatever type. Yeah, too many blocks that are
on your own, Like you shouldn't go more than like
two without somebody responding at that point, because then and I.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
Feel like on the dating apps it's just guys going
over and over and over again, hey hi, hey hey hey,
hey hey hey hey, with no response until you get
the long paragraph where they yell a seriously, we're going
over the top dating turn offs for women when it
comes to dating apps, when it comes to guys. Guys
using poor grammar and spelling is also in the top. Yeah,

(50:25):
it says it's not about being an English major. It's
about effort. A dating profile is your highlight reel, and
if you can't take the time to write clearly, it
signals you may not put effort into other parts of
your relationship either. Plus, Brad, grammar can make you sound
less intelligent than you are, which is not the vibe
you probably want.

Speaker 3 (50:42):
And this is the most logical explanation for all of it.
I mean, yes, that feels like common sense to me.
The fact that we need to explain why it's important
to have proper grammar is beyond me.

Speaker 2 (50:52):
I feel like it does really corrects me.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
But why you okay with him not being like, no.

Speaker 11 (50:56):
I'm not, But it's just so funny, like if someone
spells it like text, like you're beautiful, but like spells
you y oh.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
You are and like forgets the eat.

Speaker 1 (51:05):
Like oh okay, yeah, you're not getting a response. We're
going over the top dating turnoffs for women when it
comes to guys on the dating apps, only posting group
photos in your profile says every picture is a group shot.
It's either because he's hiding behind his friends, he's insecure

(51:25):
about standing alone, or he's trying to level up his
own attractiveness through comparison, and it creates confusion and nobody
wants to fall for the hot best friend by mistake. Yeah, bro,
I hate this.

Speaker 3 (51:39):
They get themselves into trouble though, because now you're presenting
other options to us, and every time you post a picture,
so like why would we want you if you are
like you know what I mean.

Speaker 11 (51:48):
It's like a game ending up being like a game
of like where's Waldo and having to do like.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
Detective skills, which one aru? Yeah do you think it is?
You hope it's the one, But then you ask you
find out that that is their friend. You're like, dang it,
well it is his name.

Speaker 2 (52:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
Here's another one of the top turn offs for women
when it comes to men on the dating apps. Flaunting
his wealth. It says, well, ambition can be attractive, making
money your personality signals shallow priorities, and it implies that
status is more important than substance, and it risks attracting
people who care about what you own rather than who
you are, and that's a shaky foundation for any relationship preach.

Speaker 11 (52:24):
Okay, wait, but the thing is if a guy posts
a picture like flying a plane, that in a way
could be flaunting your wealth. But if you have like
a license to fly the plane to back it up,
I don't know, it's kind of hot like that. Well yeah,
because then we can go fly around, Like where do
you wanna take me?

Speaker 1 (52:39):
Man?

Speaker 3 (52:40):
Okay, So what if it's a dude that's posting a
picture with like his Gucci slides and then he's got
his Gucci belt and then he's got the wallet on
the top, and then behind him is his like what's
what are those trucks called again? The Tesla ones, the
Tesla truck, cyber truck with the cyberstruck behind that. Okay,
you know what I'm saying, Like, does that do you
like that? The cyber truck alone is going to turn

(53:00):
me off? Like Homie of those blown up. I'm trying
to get into one of those cars.

Speaker 1 (53:05):
I bet there are a lot of cyber trucks on
the dating apps. It wouldn't surprise me. And yeah, why
I don't know, I'm not on them.

Speaker 3 (53:12):
Yes, Victoria, we were out a winery and this one
dude pulled up in the cyber truck and I was like,
oh my gosh, quick, we got to see what this
person looks like.

Speaker 2 (53:21):
Yeah, we got up to him.

Speaker 3 (53:22):
It's like this older dude kind of super tight jeans
and this really young beautiful woman like with him, and
it was like, could it be more of a stereotype
and say.

Speaker 1 (53:32):
Like, nailed it. Here's another one of the top turnoffs
for women when it comes to the dating apps, vulgar
pickup lines. So guys using something explicit immediately frames that
the interaction is purely physical and not charming. You need
to know your audience.

Speaker 11 (53:49):
Yeah, I'd feel like you would like these, but that
is a major turnoff.

Speaker 1 (53:55):
And I had a guy the other day.

Speaker 3 (53:58):
But it's gotta be funny though, Okay, what did you
He asked me if I was a light switch, and
I was like, what, he goes, because you're turning me on.

Speaker 1 (54:05):
I was like, no, one, you're turning me off.

Speaker 2 (54:09):
That's not that's weird. I mean, yeah, but that was
in it.

Speaker 9 (54:15):
That that ended it.

Speaker 1 (54:16):
I was like, you're turning me Yes, I am a
light switch and you just turned off the lights for good.
So I'm out. You're gonna regret that.

Speaker 5 (54:23):
No.

Speaker 1 (54:24):
And the number one your biggest turnoff for women when
it comes to the dating apps is men not having
photos of themselves on their profile.

Speaker 2 (54:33):
Bro, what do you want to buy the FBI? Why
can't I see your face?

Speaker 1 (54:36):
It says from a trust and safety perspective, it's a
red flag because online dating is already a high risk
from misinterpretation, and profiles without solo shots make women wonder
if he's hiding his appearance, if he's in a relationship,
or if he's even real. Oh yeah good?

Speaker 2 (54:51):
Well yeah, because if I can't see what you look like, like, what's.

Speaker 1 (54:54):
The what else are you posting? If you don't post yourself?

Speaker 2 (54:58):
Stub?

Speaker 3 (54:58):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (54:59):
Sunsets?

Speaker 11 (55:00):
Fancy car, a fish? These are all things I've seen.
I don't want to date your sunset photo, Nina. I
want to date you, just I don't have any pictures
of myself. Just the beautiful sunsets that I see, and
your smile reminds me of that beautiful sunset.

Speaker 1 (55:16):
Dang, what you know? I kind of like, so I
want to do it with you, Okay, I just want
to figure what would happen on the dating Apple. It's
time for Nina. What's trending? Brought to my mom? Shooting
your home for machine.

Speaker 3 (55:31):
Cou You don't know appropriate it? That was right now,
because that is how I feel. This story that I
just found has been going viral in that.

Speaker 2 (55:44):
Is the reaction. I don't even know what just happened.
I'm trying to process.

Speaker 1 (55:49):
Just came out. Sorry about that.

Speaker 4 (55:51):
That's how I feel.

Speaker 3 (55:52):
Okay, how have you guys seen the video of this
woman who is allegedly a whale trainer? Get how a
confrontation with the whale inside of the thing?

Speaker 2 (56:01):
Oh okay, inside of the thing.

Speaker 3 (56:04):
Well, she was basically training the whale and then in
the video it shows her not making it out of
the mouth. Kind of yeah, the whale killed her in
the video. Oh gee, I was trying to dance around it.

Speaker 2 (56:17):
You weren't getting here.

Speaker 1 (56:18):
That was terrible. The confrontation. I thought like her and
the whale were like you know, like a john at
each other.

Speaker 7 (56:23):
You know.

Speaker 1 (56:23):
No, the reason why that.

Speaker 2 (56:25):
Serious the video shows it to be that serious.

Speaker 3 (56:28):
But the reason why it's so disturbing, on top of
the fact that the image is already gross.

Speaker 1 (56:32):
Is that it's AI. So this is not real.

Speaker 3 (56:34):
No, this Haman Jessica Radcliffe is not a real person.
So allegedly, this whole story was talking about this twenty
three year old whale trainer named Jessica Radcliff showing this whole.

Speaker 1 (56:46):
Video of the of the orca in her and in.

Speaker 3 (56:49):
This space, and people watching like if it was like
in a sea world type of a situation. Well, that happened,
it did it did happen twice. It's been documented that
it has happened in the past, but nothing has happened currently.

Speaker 1 (57:00):
And there's a lot of feels about it.

Speaker 3 (57:02):
But this is just blowing my mind because it's like,
you have this disgusting video that it's completely taken.

Speaker 1 (57:08):
Over the internet. Wow. And then at that moment people
were like, well should we see if this is AI
were real? Like shouldn't that? Like you have to question
these things. It's hard to know what is real and
what isn't real online anymore. And anything.

Speaker 12 (57:20):
No.

Speaker 3 (57:21):
Yeah, and then they leave the videos up though because
they're getting so many views. But you need to have
the disclaimer there. And so now there's an even bigger
conversation like should this stuff even be allowed?

Speaker 1 (57:31):
And how do you how do you like there should
be chuck it.

Speaker 11 (57:34):
Like either has to be a disclaimer kind of like
for like if you're posting like an AD, you have
to put at the bottom like this is an AD
or whatever, this is a this is AI, Like there
needs to be I think a disclaimer.

Speaker 2 (57:43):
I would have even I would not have even thought
to check this is me neither.

Speaker 3 (57:48):
And I only saw it because it was like AI.
And then I went backwards and got all caught up
and I was like, this is so disturbing. But there
has to be also some type of technology where it's like,
if you upload something to any platform, it should be
able to flag it, right if AI?

Speaker 1 (58:00):
Uh, is there a way to know that? I don't
know if they've created that, but I'm sure they can
create it. They can make anything with AI. Actually yeah, hey,
I'm telling itself, I guess, but they should have stuff
like that. That's why all the people who have started
AI and some of the founding people who created it
have like stepped away and said they need to do
something about regulating this. If not, we're gonna have a
real problem. And they still haven't really done anything to

(58:22):
regulate it.

Speaker 3 (58:23):
And so now we're just like seeing videos like this
and it's just not thankfully it's not real, thankfully, but
still so disturbing.

Speaker 11 (58:31):
This gives me no hope for our future though. We
literally have made so many movies we're AI and robots
take over and like really take us out, and what
do we do after we see the movie?

Speaker 2 (58:43):
Nothing?

Speaker 1 (58:44):
And you know how those movies usually start with somebody
who's an expert in the field going this has to
be controlled or something bad is going to happen, and
they don't listen to them. And then meanwhile, we all
sound like jupile.

Speaker 2 (58:57):
Now that's literally what's happening. But we're doing nothing.

Speaker 7 (59:01):
I know.

Speaker 1 (59:02):
It's crazy.

Speaker 11 (59:05):
Why, Like we're going to be taken out, We're going
to be gone, We're not going to we'll get it roll.

Speaker 2 (59:12):
It's so frustrated.

Speaker 1 (59:13):
Is it's a trip that people are not listening to
people who are the experts. I mean, even Elon musk
Well said it needs to be Yeah, and he's he's
you know, was in on some of the companies that
started it, and he stepped away from those companies because
he's like, this is going to get out of control
and if somebody doesn't do something about this is going
to be really bad. Yeah, I'm going right, thing it
could be so cool, but here we are. Nope, not

(59:35):
to alarm people too. But I also found out the
other day, and I don't know why this isn't a
bigger deal, but did you know that seventy percent of
the wildlife on the planet has gone extinct? What over time? Yeah,
so based on what it used to be like, they're saying,
like even areas where you drive through and have a
lot of insects and with at your windshield and stuff like,
you can drive through them now no insects at your windshield.

(59:55):
So that's a little alarm sign, is when the insects
aren't flourishing.

Speaker 3 (59:58):
Yeah, that is interesting. My mom said she noticed there's
something weird going on with the bees. They're circling puddles
now and that's not normal, which shall cleaner it is,
So that does suck.

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
That's not they go though. I don't know, But as
long as they're running into my car like they're feeding
the robots in secs. Oh god, if anybody else has
any alarming information about our future that can really freak
out us and our listeners right now texted in four
one h six. Want'll share with them?

Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
Please let us know.

Speaker 7 (01:00:21):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
Awareness is key, that's what's trending. She's got to learn
to go with the flow. Man, you know. No, hey,
whatever happens to happen. No, yeah, I'm on that train
right now. Row the blinders on, baby Gratitu for a ride.

Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
No, I don't want to go for the ride. I
want to get off the ride. Someone let me off.

Speaker 1 (01:00:38):
Who's candy I just bought? Said, Life's a journey man.

Speaker 2 (01:00:41):
What is that fortune cookie?

Speaker 1 (01:00:42):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
Just it was a candy.

Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
Oh it was a gummy so frustrating jewbles?

Speaker 11 (01:00:50):
Dirty little secret?

Speaker 1 (01:00:51):
Hello? Hello, hey you have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
I sure do, sweet?

Speaker 6 (01:00:56):
What is all right? So I'm months ago, I got
a I got a paternity test on my son without
my wife knowing.

Speaker 12 (01:01:07):
Okay that well, okay, So I'm an and my wife
is Columbiana, and we have dark hair, we have brown eyes.

Speaker 8 (01:01:21):
Our parents both olive skin, darker skin. You get the
idea right, like, and our son was born, blue eyes,
blonde hair.

Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
I mean, it happened right.

Speaker 6 (01:01:34):
Well, see so that's the thing.

Speaker 8 (01:01:35):
And I thought, Okay, okay, it's fine, it's fine. But
then I'm like thinking, and I'm looking, I'm thinking of
my uncles and my aunts.

Speaker 6 (01:01:40):
I'm like, no one really has.

Speaker 8 (01:01:42):
So after a couple of years, you know, I was like, oh,
and I get comments from people just being jerks about
like the commentary you get when you.

Speaker 6 (01:01:52):
Get a newborn. People feel like they can say anything.
And they were saying like, oh, it's the mailman baby,
you know what I mean, Like yeah, like really, and
it got to me. Got to me, right, it got
to me. So that's why I did it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:05):
And so he's mine, he's mine mine, Congratulations you have
a son.

Speaker 4 (01:02:13):
I was relieve.

Speaker 8 (01:02:14):
I was relieved, like totally relieved, and then just like
one hundred percent like just guilty because I just did this.

Speaker 6 (01:02:22):
And I you know, so I brought it up jokingly
with my wife, like you know the other day. So
and so they just comment, whatever, what if we just
got to let's go get a paternity says just you know,
blah blah blah kind of like try to and she
got his.

Speaker 4 (01:02:36):
Cheating on you.

Speaker 6 (01:02:38):
Well, of course, and then like an idiot, you know,
I'm hearing all these other things and I have no
reason to steub my wife's faithfulness. So anyway, I'm I'm
just like okay, I say, like I go literally like
one day.

Speaker 8 (01:02:49):
I'm thinking, okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna put this in
the vault, you know, it's called like I'm going to
my deskbed with it forever and no one's going.

Speaker 6 (01:02:57):
To know about this. And then the next day.

Speaker 3 (01:02:59):
I'm like, well, i gotta be honest and open and
I'm gonna tell her and then she'll put you in
your deathbed.

Speaker 6 (01:03:06):
I mean, that's what I feel like. That's what I
keep thinking. The second I think of that, I think
of that.

Speaker 2 (01:03:11):
Yeah, just keep it, no harm of owl, right, Okay.

Speaker 9 (01:03:19):
It was not like I just was walking around deciding this.

Speaker 6 (01:03:24):
People are just you know, saying the things that people say.

Speaker 8 (01:03:28):
And well that was where I was an idiot, was
listening to the people instead of looking at my beautiful
wife and and just knowing that I had no reason.

Speaker 1 (01:03:36):
You know, well, thank you for telling us your dirty
little secret.

Speaker 12 (01:03:39):
It's your kid, it's good to get it off my chest,
that I very relieved that it's my kids.

Speaker 2 (01:03:44):
Well, all right, but what's your dirty little secret.

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