The Full Jubal Show Episode for February 25, 2025

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You never wish you could sit in on someone's counseling session.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Yeah, it's a jewbil show actually, just to.

Speaker 1 (00:05):
Hear all the weird things that are going on in
their heads so you can feel better about all the
weird things going on in your head. Well, guess what
you're in luck because there's a trend going viral of
couples counselors sharing the top complaints of both men and
women in their counseling sessions. Cool, and some of them
might surprise you. We'll go over it next and then
send you a bill for the free therapy session. So

(00:25):
just text us your address for one on sixty one.
But find out what couples fight about the most in
couples therapy. Right after this, imagine this for a second.
It's a Jewbile show. You're an elite mma fighter. You've
got a huge fight coming up. You've been training for
a year, ducking punches in the gym, doing press conferences
where the two of you take all kinds of insane
digs at each other. You're both posting social media videos

(00:48):
how you're literally going to demolish the other person. Your
friends all hear about how much you just want to
punish them in the ring, and you know you're going
to walk out of their champion. And then the day comes,
you hop into the ring and go round after round
after round in the toughest, most grueling, physically and emotionally
draining battle of your life. Punches, kicks, elbows are all

(01:09):
flying so much so that the referee keeps having to
separate you guys and warn you to fight fair. And
then after the fight you have to pay the referee
several several hundreds of dollars, walk out of the building
with the person you were battling against, get into the
same car and go So where do you want to
go for dinner? That's what couples counseling is like. There's

(01:36):
a trend going viral of couples counselors sharing the top
complaints from both men and women, and we'll go over
it right now and then charge you with the free
therapy later. But what do people complain about the most
in couples counseling. Let's start with the men's complaints. Here
are the top four complaints that men have in couples counseling.
She says she doesn't want fries and then eats mine is.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
Get a bigger size that though, So why are you
complaining about it? It's just a cute quirk. It's a
cute quirk.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
It's such a common complaint, I guess from couples scounselors.
Then more than one couple s counselors says, this is
a huge complaint when it comes to god, is that
your own fries? I'm not really sure.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
I'll just be smart and think ahead in order to.

Speaker 4 (02:18):
Or she can be an adult in order her own
damn fry. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
I think that's the argument in couples counseling right.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
Also, if she does it every time, when you have
known that, and so.

Speaker 4 (02:27):
Then we have that, I can see how this could
go bad.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
It's a simple fix. It's ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
You have to have to talk about it, or maybe
just go I'll have two bowls of fries please, yeah, yeah, yeah,
for me and one for her.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
That's so sweet. And then she's gonna be like, don't
get me any I don't want you should She will
be like, I don't want fries, I'm gonna diet, but
you eat all of mine. Just because their mind doesn't
mean because I.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Guess we know why that comes up in couples scounselings.
Here's another one of the top complaints for men and
couples scounseling. She watches shows without me, and then when
I do it, she acts like I cheated on her.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
That's really funny.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
My friends that are in relationships complain about this all
the time, really, because that's their time that they set
apart that they're going to spend together and watch these shows.
And so if you get ahead, if anybody gets ahead,
it's a problem. Yeah, you gotta lie about it.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
I've done that before.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
I secretly got ahead. I secretly watched it and be like,
I don't mind watching them again. I'm just I'm not
gonna tell her though.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
I was bored.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
I didn't have anything else to do. I couldn't find
anything to watch. I'm like, I know, I like this show.

Speaker 5 (03:40):
I want to see people acting like he's surprised at
this show. Oh yeah, Oh my goodness, you see that.

Speaker 4 (03:47):
That was crazy.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
We're going over I trend this going viral of couples
counselors sharing the top complaints from men and women in
their couple scountling sessions. She asked where I want to
eat and then rejects every option.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Don't give me a bad option. Easy.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
You know what's really funny if you think about it,
this is what you're talking about in counseling. Your problems
sound okay, that's your biggest problem.

Speaker 4 (04:10):
This might be what they're talking about saying, what the issues?

Speaker 5 (04:16):
These gentlemen who are putting these things out have other
issues they're not expressing.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
She steals my hoodies, but when I borrow socks, it's weird.
It is weird, dude, that is weird. Yeah, oh, the
therapist actually said that, But.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
That's weird. How small are your feet?

Speaker 1 (04:36):
On the top complaints from women when it comes to
their counseling sessions in couples counseling. So the trend is
going viral of couples counselors sharing the top complaints for
men and women in their sessions. He treats his gaming
headset like it's a life support system.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
It's not really common. I think it is. Yeah, I
think it is very common.

Speaker 6 (04:55):
My brother used to play his games outside in like
our upstairs living room area.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
Oh oh my gosh, I thought the cat was dying
at one point.

Speaker 6 (05:02):
The way he screams at the headset because like he's
playing whatever game, but then he won't get off of it.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
He'll be up on it till like one o'clock in
the morning, playing.

Speaker 4 (05:11):
After the age of eighteen.

Speaker 5 (05:12):
If you have an emotional reaction to a video game
or to a sports event, we are not the same.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
Yeah, well you might not be the same, but it's
very common.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
There's another one of the top complaints from women when
it comes to their a couple of counseling sessions. He
starts a home project and then never finishes it.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
Oh yeah, that would be annoying.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
They take a long time, even screws out or something
that's just dangerous.

Speaker 5 (05:37):
Juble's a home improvement starter king, Yeah, I do finish them.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
Yeah, well I finished a lot of them now. But
I've been in relationships before where I was asked to
do a lot of home improvement options and I'm like,
I don't know which one to.

Speaker 4 (05:50):
Prioritize everything, it's just undone.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
I'm like, Okay, yesterday you asked me to build something
that I have no idea how to build, so I
spent most of time watching YouTube videos and a bunch
and then today you asked me to do something else,
So I don't know which one you want. I'm just
going to go in the bathroom and cry a bit,
but I'll have my drill with me if you need me.
Here's another one of the topic plays from women, and

(06:14):
it comes to a couple scouting. He texts K instead
of actually responding, I don't like the K text No
matter what, I think, that's better than nothing. I usually
send that, just the letter K.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
You know, put some put some sugar on it. Yeah.
I know you're not mad, but K always seems mad.

Speaker 5 (06:29):
Yeah. Also just reacting and not sending anything sometimes that
gets me. Depends on the mood. But I'm like, no, no,
I need a four response. I just laughing emoji is
not gonna work.

Speaker 7 (06:39):
What do you mean?

Speaker 4 (06:40):
I mean, I'm laughing at whatever you're saying.

Speaker 5 (06:41):
No, it doesn't. It means you have the lowest effort possible.
You've just put into responding to my awesomeness. Sometimes you
just want to be laughed out right? Isn't that stroking
the ego?

Speaker 6 (06:50):
No?

Speaker 4 (06:50):
Type it out, type it out.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
Another the number one response that they say that they
get a lot in couple scounting sessions.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
As he breathes, it goes on to say too loudly
when he sleeps. It's another jubile phone frame.

Speaker 4 (07:08):
Morning on the twenties.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
Hello, yeah, Hi, this is a Gusto calling from furniture
and I was looking for Sean.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
Uh yeah, Hi Sean, this is Hi. Yeah, Hi, how
are you?

Speaker 8 (07:30):
I'm busy?

Speaker 1 (07:31):
So listen, you called us the other day and had
a couch that you purchased from us refunded, and we
came and picked it up, didn't we.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
Uh yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Really helped you out, didn't we. Okay,
what's what's going on?

Speaker 1 (07:47):
Yeah, so we refunded the couch that you purchased from us,
sent our guys to pick it up and bring it
back to our facility, gave your money back and everything,
no questions asked, didn't we.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
Yeah, that's what you said. Yeah. Do you remember the
end of that phone call? Sean? No, I don't. Oh
all right, Well, hey do you have running shoes on?
I know I have my?

Speaker 1 (08:10):
Okay, work, Well, if you got some, lace them up,
because let's take it a little jog down memory lane. Okay,
Because at the end of that phone call, the representative
kindly asked you if you would stay on the line
for one minute and take a customer satisfaction.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
Survey, and guess what you did? I don't remember. I
have hung up.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
Excuse me, I said, yeah, hung up, but I added
an effort in it when I said it just there.
I would like an explanation for what for not doing
your survey?

Speaker 2 (08:38):
Wow? Look at that. You must have gone to school.
You must have a good job.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
Yeah, at the end of the phone call where we
refunded your purchase, no questions asked, came and picked it up,
gave your money back, all that good stuff, and you
couldn't spare a single minute to fill out a customer
satisfaction survey.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
What the are you talking about? No, I didn't do
you get what?

Speaker 6 (08:58):
Right?

Speaker 2 (08:59):
Were you satisfy with your experience? Sean?

Speaker 1 (09:01):
I bet you were, because guess what we did. Listen
to your bulls for like fifteen minutes. I listened back
to the recording, listen to your nonsense for like fifteen minutes,
and didn't even ask any questions.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
And then oh, here's your money back, Sean. Oh we'll
come pick the couch up. Sean. What are you talking?

Speaker 4 (09:20):
We did work?

Speaker 2 (09:20):
Can you call me with this? What the all we
did was give, give, give, and you took, took, took,
I bought the didn't like or I didn't even buy
it it was given. I didn't like it. What about
what we wanted? What about what we wanted? I don't
give a damn what you wanted? Exactly exactly because what
you waste your company resources?

Speaker 1 (09:39):
And yes, exactly. So when you get home today, couch
has already been delivered. It's on your front porch, and
the money has been taken out of your account.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
I don't want your couch. I returned it. I don't
want the damn couch right back to me. I want it.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
Yeah, And all we wanted was a customer satisfaction survey
filled out. Just that's all we wanted, and you wouldn't
do it. So guess what we're not doing your refund.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
I'm in the middle of about eighteen different things right now,
can't you?

Speaker 7 (10:03):
Are you?

Speaker 1 (10:03):
Am I taking away from your busy business day? Yeah,
because that's what you did to us. I called you
at this time because I knew you'd be working. How
does it feel? How does it feel?

Speaker 2 (10:12):
What the is going on? Why are you being such
a kid to me? Why are you being such a
I didn't I didn't this wasn't personal. I didn't. I
didn't the couches bought for me. I didn't like it,
returned it. Do your dumb survey. No, who does those surveys? Wait?
So you actually took the money back out and you
left the couch on my porch.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
Yep, m hmm yeah, because Sean doesn't care about anybody's
needs with his own.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
I am busy. I don't, are you Okay? I don't
like it. It's not a good couch. I don't want it.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
Okay it then fine, get back take the satisfaction survey.
It takes sixty seconds. I'll do it right now. And
then if you do that, then fine, I'll refund the couch.
We'll come pick it up again, and then you can
go on with your life.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
Jesus, give me the give me fun. I'll take the
damn thing. Give me the survey.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
Okay, great, Thank you very much, Sean. I appreciate that.
So if question number one, why are you set?

Speaker 2 (11:02):
Are you kidding me? That doesn't sound like an answer
to me. You're thel you are the you are calling
me and wasting my time. I'm gonna call the Better
Business Bureau. I'm gonna call I don't know like an attorney.
I'm gonna you are not gonna take me like this.
I'm not gonna stop until I get my money back
and I get rid of that couch.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Okay, well then fine, I'll just let you know it's
a prank phone call. This is actually Dubal from the
Jubil Show doing a phone brank on you and your
girlfriend set you up.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
Shut up.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
She was with you the other day when you returned
to couch, I guess, and sheared you hung up on
the customer satisfaction thing and she wanted to mess with you.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
Wake up every morning with double phone franks. Time for
Nina's what's trending?

Speaker 3 (11:42):
So there's a new trend on TikTok that may be
the dumbest one yet. Oh it's called the drop challenge.
And this is what it sounds like, the drop check. Yeah,
just think about what that would be.

Speaker 7 (12:00):
With the X.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
And he dropped a speaker. So what he's doing is
he's dropping items on a foot. Why an eight out
of ten? So you drop item on your foot to
see how painful it is. You scream in pain, and
then you rate it from one to ten how painful
it is. This guy right here has gone extremely viral.

(12:27):
He did it with a hammer, a space heater, a
cordless drill. Some people have even done it with vacuums
and televisions. Why has just started to pull some of
these videos down, but not before you know, people can
make copies of him or whatever, like, are you who's ideas?
I know I'm gonna drop something heavy on my foot
there and what happens?

Speaker 9 (12:47):
You know?

Speaker 6 (12:48):
What's really scary though, that some people don't feel pain.
Like there are people who just like they.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
Don't have the Yeah, there is a condition where people
cannot feel pain. You are mad? Yeah, I saw a
gray said.

Speaker 4 (13:01):
It's like point yeah the world.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
But it's actually really sad because those people don't have
long life expectancies.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
Bas they ca't feel paint. Yeah, oh makes it more said,
way to bring the mood down. You will be sorry
about that. Anyway, back to the.

Speaker 5 (13:13):
Bro The thing is like your hands in your feet
have like the tiniest most breakable bone.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
Yeah, your pinky toe. That should be a trend stubbing
your pinky toe on something, See how bad it hurts.
There is actually this one girl that went viral doing that.
She would stub her toe and then she would like
make an owl sound as if she was like Ariana
Grande or sing beyond.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
I don't even think she was really stubbing her toe.
She just wanted to show off she could sing like that.

Speaker 3 (13:38):
Yeah, yeah, kind of like you know, so we don't
recommend that one. But if you wanted to know what
the drop.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
Challenge is, then there's not a lot of things I
see or hear on TikTok that I want to try
when it comes to the challenges. I don't know why
with this one. I'm in I don't know overod thing
about I'm like, why is this interesting to me? Some
like c little dance challenges, and I'm like, that's not
an actual challenges to dance, right, like challenge drop a
TV on my foot?

Speaker 2 (14:06):
I bet I can do it better than anybody else.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
This is a challenge you can actually do.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
Maybe that's why you feel like you can.

Speaker 9 (14:12):
You know.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
Probably the thing about jubils rehearse a dance thing over
and over and over and trying to get it right. Dances,
I know, but they do take a long time to
try to learn the moves. It's a lot easier to
grab a TV and drop it on your foot. The
thing about jewels, you have interesting things to drop on
your foot.

Speaker 5 (14:28):
You have like flame throwers and fire extinguishers and interesting
tools that.

Speaker 4 (14:32):
He thought he might be a thing.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
I mean, I'd rather you didn't do that, But if
you want to time, you'll be wheeling into work and
other crazy news. So we talked about this a while ago.
That fire Festival too is actually happening. And if you
remember the guy Billiya McFarlane, he went to jail because

(14:58):
it was a big fraud thing back into seventeen. But
now Firefighted Firefighter Fire Festival two is happening May thirtieth
to June.

Speaker 2 (15:06):
Second.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
We've got details. It's happening on Islam, Muharis and Mexico.
There's going to be surprises like MMA training, skateboard demos,
and it's all going to be handled by a professionals.
This time they hired like an actual production team to
put it on. But the wild thing is tickets are
going from fourteen hundred thousand dollars to one point one
million dollars and a slice of the profits are all

(15:28):
going towards McFarland's twenty six million dollar restitution day.

Speaker 6 (15:33):
Imagine being the guy who literally goes to prison for
putting a fake one of these on and then immediately
gets out of prison.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
And be like, you know, I need a new part two.

Speaker 4 (15:40):
I have a couple of thoughts on this.

Speaker 5 (15:41):
Number one is how can it be fire festival two
if the first one never really happened?

Speaker 2 (15:46):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (15:47):
Number two, this production company is going to slice off
some of their profit profits to this guy's restitution. They
could just do it without him, that's it, right, Yeah,
because he hasn't own festivals in generally, just make a
new festival because I think he did.

Speaker 3 (16:00):
This though it almost makes me feel like he's not
entirely guilty for the first one, Like his heart was
in the right place.

Speaker 5 (16:05):
He just didn't have it wasn't he's a scam artist.
I've met this guy and he's a piece of junk.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
Before that first cit card credit card scheme.

Speaker 4 (16:14):
I met him during the credit card scheme thing he
was doing. Yeah, yeah, A long time for that too.

Speaker 5 (16:18):
No, I don't know if I think he got like
there was some sort of got in trouble for it
in trouble, but I don't think he went to I
think his intention has been to make money, Yeah, he
is grif.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
Yeah, well, I guess we'll see what happens with fire
Festival too, Like do you think anybody's gonna go?

Speaker 2 (16:31):
Why would you send your mind?

Speaker 7 (16:32):
No?

Speaker 2 (16:33):
Although million dollars ticket? Yeah no, why would you go
going to go so they can get caught? Like I
think content? I like to be like, oh my god,
time it is how he got him last time, He's
going to do it again.

Speaker 4 (16:45):
So if you go to fire Festival too, which again
doesn't make sense.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
You deserve it. Yeah, yeah, that's kind of fair.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
I don't know why you would go. There's a billion
festivals now that you could go to, right actual festival.
Why would you go to the the guy who ripped
everybody off on the festival that he didn't actually put on.

Speaker 10 (17:03):
I feel like I would go, like I could. I
feel like you can't scandal experience in the lifetime, I
really think so.

Speaker 3 (17:17):
It sounds pretty legitt some an airbnb in Mexico and
there's gonna be all around the island.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
You just yacht.

Speaker 11 (17:24):
You can't go on the yacht?

Speaker 2 (17:25):
Why not the way you do it again? No way?

Speaker 3 (17:33):
Yeah, I don't think so. Anyway, that's what's certain.

Speaker 6 (17:35):
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Speaker 1 (17:42):
Charlie is on the phone today for a first day
follow up and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Mary,
and I'm sorry for you, Charlie.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
I think Charlie and Mary is a cute name.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
It's also it sounds like it could be a sitcom
name too, Charlie and Mary, Charlie and Mary Thursdays on NBC. Anyway,
Charlie with some man, Hey guys, thanks for having us,
Thanks for coming on. So, before we get into your
date with Mary, how long has it been since you
talked to her.

Speaker 8 (18:08):
It's probably been I'd say like a week at this point.

Speaker 2 (18:12):
And how many times have you tried to reach out
to her.

Speaker 8 (18:16):
Every day?

Speaker 2 (18:17):
Once every day, multiple times every day.

Speaker 12 (18:20):
Then at least twice a dad, I'd say, Joe, that
feels like a lot, man, It probably is a lot.
But I think I probably started doing it more in
the last few days because it's like probably the opposite
of what I should have been doing.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
Really, So, how did the date go?

Speaker 13 (18:39):
Yeah, I thought it weren't great. I mean we we
just went to like a bar and we had dinner
and we were talking the whole time. I've got a
really good vibe from her that she loved it, and yeah,
I mean it was honestly one of the best dates
I've ever been on. So I'm really clueless as to
what's going on here.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
Okay, we'll tell us about the date, all right.

Speaker 14 (19:00):
Yeah, So well, first off, we you know, we met
on Tinder, who tender, and then we uh we chatted
for a while and then we decided, uh like we
even talked on the phone a bit and then we're.

Speaker 8 (19:11):
Like, yeah, let's you know, let's let's do this. So
I picked this this bar that I really like. It's
usually a winner.

Speaker 11 (19:17):
And then we had dinner and she told me she
enjoyed all of it, which I could kind of get
that vibe, and honestly, like we we drank, oh well,
we pretty much closed.

Speaker 4 (19:26):
The bar down.

Speaker 11 (19:28):
Is how the date went, which is already like usually
a great sign. And then even better was I walked
her out to her car, and I was, you know,
keep myself contained the best of my ability, didn't want
to you know, make make too crazy.

Speaker 8 (19:42):
Of a move, but we did make out a little bit,
and which was again another home run.

Speaker 11 (19:48):
And then she said she would text me when she
got home, which she actually when she got home, she
didn't text me.

Speaker 8 (19:55):
She called me.

Speaker 11 (19:57):
She called me, and then we spent literally, like too
a little over two hours just talking on the phone,
and it was honestly so much fun, which agreed is
just like a great, you know, nightcap to a date.
And then before she hung up, she said she'd call
me the next day and we decide like where to
go from there and.

Speaker 8 (20:18):
The Yeah, that was a week ago.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
It seems like she was into you, but you said
you closed the bar down. So like, on a scale
of one to ten, how wasted were you, guys?

Speaker 3 (20:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (20:28):
Like eight and a half?

Speaker 1 (20:31):
Okay, So is there anything in that eight and a
half part of the date that you can remember something
happening that might have turned her off?

Speaker 8 (20:38):
I've been honestly trying to remember for like so many
hours of the day.

Speaker 4 (20:43):
I'm just like, what did I do?

Speaker 8 (20:44):
But I can't really grasp anything. No, No, I really
feel like it went well. I didn't make a fool
of myself, I don't think so, Yeah, I got nothing.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
Is there anything from that phone call that could have
been a flag?

Speaker 8 (21:01):
I definitely did get a little forward in the phone
call and like.

Speaker 14 (21:05):
You know, instead like oh, like next time, like she's
just you know, it's got on the rock your world
or you know, something stupid, probably like that.

Speaker 11 (21:13):
Honestly, Yeah, I did get a little dirty in the
call in that might that might have done me in.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
Maybe And you've heard nothing back from her and you've
texted her almost every day for a week.

Speaker 8 (21:24):
Yeah, I haven't heard.

Speaker 14 (21:25):
Anything back, no responses. And the last thing I pretty
much was staying with dirty talk.

Speaker 8 (21:29):
See you know that?

Speaker 1 (21:31):
Yeah, I mean you know I've been there, I've been
in your shoes and I felt the same way. I was,
like that, probably is what did it end? I know
I never got an answer, So I'm glad you're doing
this so we can find out together. I'll just take
your answer as mine now too. We'll play come back
and then call her and see why she's ghosting you
and maybe get you another date in your first day
follow up.

Speaker 8 (21:50):
Okay, awesome, thank you guys.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
All right, man, we'll do it next. A little bit
of drunk dirty talk might be what did Charlie? And
if you're just joining us for your first day follow up,
Charlie is on the phone and he's getting ghosted by
a woman named Mary for about a week now, and
he doesn't know why. We're about to call her, get
her on the phone and ask her, and then maybe
get him another date if he still wants one. Charlie,
Before we give Mary a call, why don't you refresh

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everybody's memory about your day with Mary?

Speaker 9 (22:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (22:16):
Sure so?

Speaker 2 (22:17):
Uh?

Speaker 14 (22:17):
Now on tender went to a bar, had a great time,
closed down the bar, made out at her car, and
then when she got home she called me.

Speaker 8 (22:25):
We dirty talked a little bit, and I haven't heard
from her since. So that's pretty much where I'm at.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
Okay, all right, We're gonna dial he up right now.
Are you ready, Charlie, let's do it. Okay, here we go. Hello,
I may speak to Mary please.

Speaker 8 (22:51):
Yeah, this is sure. He's calling Mary. How are you?

Speaker 2 (22:54):
My name is Jewbell, a host a radio show. It's
called The Jewbell Show.

Speaker 7 (22:56):
Hi.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
Mary, my name is Nina. I'm on the show too, Hi,
and I'm Victoria.

Speaker 9 (23:01):
Why are you guys calling me?

Speaker 2 (23:03):
Have you ever listened to the show before?

Speaker 9 (23:05):
Are you guys calling about Charlie?

Speaker 2 (23:07):
You're answering a question with a question, But I'll just
go ahead and answer your question. Yes we are.

Speaker 9 (23:12):
Oh my gosh, okay, I actually know.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
Yeah, how did you know?

Speaker 9 (23:18):
I mean, why else would the radio show be calling
me from like date date?

Speaker 2 (23:24):
You could have won a prize.

Speaker 9 (23:26):
I didn't apply for anything.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
Though, Okay, right, yes, it is one of those.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
We do a segment called the First Day follow Up
where if you go out on a date with somebody
and end up ghosting them, they can email us to
get you on the phone and ask why you're ghosting them.
And Charlie emailed us about your date. He said he
really liked you, but he doesn't know why you're not
getting back to it.

Speaker 9 (23:47):
Oh okay, I like to think like the bar and
the dinner was cool, and you know, I did really
like talking to him. He's pretty sexy. He just like
knew hubby off like later when we got home. When
I got home, what happened? Well, so I was going

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to text him just to say I had a really
great time after I got home, but I accidentally slipped
with my hand and I actually hit call, so he
picked up before I even realized what happened, and then
he just started talking to me.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
That's usually what happened to her.

Speaker 9 (24:27):
Yeah, yeah, well, I mean he just kept, you know,
talking a lot, so I just kind of joined in
a conversation like no harm, no foul, Like.

Speaker 8 (24:37):
I did really like talking to him.

Speaker 2 (24:39):
So then what went wrong?

Speaker 9 (24:42):
This is where I got weird. I mean, he started
like kind of getting into dirty territory. It was kind
of just like a little bit abrupt, like I kept
trying to deflect it, but he just kept pushing and
pushing and pushing, and then he.

Speaker 2 (24:59):
Just wanted someone sex. Oh wow, so he was like
he wasn't just like a little bit. Oh you didn't
tell us that part.

Speaker 9 (25:06):
No, I mean, I know we both had a few drinks,
but he just kept being very graphic and it really
kind of freaked me out.

Speaker 2 (25:14):
Oh god, I do not.

Speaker 8 (25:16):
Remember being that bad.

Speaker 4 (25:20):
Mary.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
That was actually Charlie. He's actually on the line of
this thing. He wasn't talk to you.

Speaker 8 (25:24):
No, no, no, wait, I'm I'm really so that is
I didn't know I was that. I knew.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
I was like it got bad, but not like that bad.

Speaker 8 (25:33):
Like again I was.

Speaker 11 (25:34):
I think it was way more drunk than you were,
and you were just like, I'll be honest, your voice
is really sad. You were just really hot and really sexy,
and I was very drunk, and we'd already made it out,
so it's feeling really.

Speaker 4 (25:46):
Really good.

Speaker 11 (25:47):
So I sincerely apologized. That's super embarrassing. I don't remember
being that bad, but if.

Speaker 8 (25:53):
I was, I'm very sorry.

Speaker 9 (25:55):
Charlie. You were asking for some weird stuff.

Speaker 4 (26:00):
We know, we don't have to come into it.

Speaker 8 (26:02):
We don't have to do, you know, we can just
forget that.

Speaker 4 (26:05):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 8 (26:06):
I'll just apologize. I don't even remember what I asked for. Look,
I was, I was just I was really drunk. I promise,
I'm not into any of that weird stuff. I'm not
a psycho. I just I was really hammered and you're
really hot, and that was he you know what.

Speaker 4 (26:20):
That's it.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
Yeah, Charlie, do you remember any of the things that
you were saying.

Speaker 8 (26:24):
I think it might have involved peanut butter what what?

Speaker 9 (26:30):
I don't know, Yeah, a few different condiments.

Speaker 3 (26:35):
Actually, Charlie, what.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
I want to get I was I was drunk and
hungry at the time, I guess, so.

Speaker 4 (26:48):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 9 (26:51):
I mean it was entertaining, but I just wasn't exciting
to get that you know, close that quick?

Speaker 11 (26:59):
Yeah, No, I wasn't either, So I I do. Again,
I apologize. I was not in the right mental state
at the time. And again, you're very attractive, and to
be fair, I'm actually allergic to peanut butter.

Speaker 8 (27:13):
So why I was remote?

Speaker 9 (27:18):
Yeah, hid and hide sounds pretty bad. I don't want
to have to pay you the you are.

Speaker 8 (27:24):
Yes, let's let's let's avoid that. So I promise that
would ever happen. If you know you ever wanted to
go out again.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
Mary, would you like to go with Charlie on another date?
We'll pay for it, no condiments.

Speaker 9 (27:37):
Yeah, if there's no condiments, I mean. Also, who has
so sex anymore?

Speaker 8 (27:44):
Is absolutely I was.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
Way too drunk.

Speaker 8 (27:50):
We made out in the parking lot. You're high. I
was getting way animized.

Speaker 9 (27:55):
Yeah, just texting? Can I okay?

Speaker 2 (28:04):
It's also exciting.

Speaker 9 (28:05):
Agreed?

Speaker 8 (28:07):
Agreed.

Speaker 14 (28:07):
Look, if you go out with me again, I promise
you I will not phone, sex, dirty condiments, peanut butter,
any of that.

Speaker 2 (28:17):
I'm hiding, all right? So is that a yes? Mary?

Speaker 9 (28:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (28:26):
Yes? Congratulations? Start another date?

Speaker 8 (28:28):
Man, Oh my god, that's the first.

Speaker 4 (28:35):
First date.

Speaker 2 (28:36):
Follow up.

Speaker 15 (28:37):
What you just said is one of the most insanely
idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in
your rambling, incoherent response. Were you even close to anything
that could be considered a rational thought? Everyone in this
room is now dumber for having listened to it. I
award you no points and may God have mercy on

(28:58):
your sins.

Speaker 1 (28:59):
Almost I'm for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez in
a game of trivia? Why that question mark for HJR.
Tickets calls right now eight eight eight three four three
one O six one eight eight eight three four three
one O six one. You can also d m us

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at the Jubil Show or go to the jubilshow dot com.
If you think you have what it takes to beat
the trivia hang our house.

Speaker 6 (29:29):
Say it with a thank very much the powerhouse that
is myself music, Thank you.

Speaker 2 (29:36):
I've got somebody story.

Speaker 6 (29:40):
Look you know what, guys, you're laughing now, but I'm
about to leave all of you scoreless, or it's the
person I'm playing. Your stage sheet is gonna look like
a test.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
Wait you want to turn over? To start over? I
need a different one. I think I mess this one up.

Speaker 4 (29:55):
Okay, wow, your state sheet?

Speaker 2 (29:58):
Okay, I mean, I mean I it now. All right, okay, you.

Speaker 4 (30:02):
Know what, guys, I'm about to run through this game
so fast.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
I changed it.

Speaker 3 (30:07):
Oh that NASA is gonna have to study me for
warp speed.

Speaker 6 (30:11):
That won't go SpaceX, Sir Elon Musk, because.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
This game's got to leave its atmosphere. Now the game.

Speaker 4 (30:18):
It's more about the game.

Speaker 2 (30:20):
Yeah, the game, you'll leaves abosphere.

Speaker 3 (30:22):
My pointing can be so high.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
They're gonna go all the way to Moon to Moon.

Speaker 4 (30:25):
Yeah, Moon, I like that. That's my favorite planet.

Speaker 9 (30:29):
Moon.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
It's a great one. I thought it was funny. All right, Well,
if you think you could be Victoria calls right now.
We'll play you for Victoria right after this.

Speaker 4 (30:38):
Good morning.

Speaker 2 (30:39):
Can I take your order?

Speaker 12 (30:40):
I'm gonna tall hid a large black coffee, large black
cost Do you mean aventy No?

Speaker 2 (30:46):
I mean he means event.

Speaker 7 (30:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
The biggest funny venty is large.

Speaker 9 (30:51):
Is twenty?

Speaker 4 (30:53):
Large is large?

Speaker 2 (30:54):
In fact, coal is large and grande is Spanish for large.
Venti's the only one that doesn't mean large.

Speaker 4 (31:00):
He's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations for stupid
and three languages.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramires for AJR tickets
today and let's meet today's contestant for you versus Victoria.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
Heather. What's up?

Speaker 7 (31:17):
Heather?

Speaker 9 (31:18):
Hi?

Speaker 4 (31:19):
How are you good?

Speaker 16 (31:21):
How are you guys?

Speaker 2 (31:22):
I'm good? Are you prepared to take on Victoria? You
like a bee? Straight? At all?

Speaker 1 (31:28):
I feel pretty more confident. Okay, We're gonna send Victoria
out of the studio and Heather. The games played like this.
You got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass and Victoria
has to beat you outright to went okay, okay, all right,
here we go, Heather, tours close to outside your time
starts now.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
What's the largest planet in our solar system? Uh?

Speaker 7 (31:52):
Jupiter?

Speaker 3 (31:52):
What is the name of the fairy in Peter Pan.

Speaker 16 (31:57):
Tinker Bell?

Speaker 3 (31:57):
What is the only metal that is liquid at room ten?

Speaker 9 (32:00):
The chair?

Speaker 16 (32:04):
Mercury?

Speaker 3 (32:05):
What US state is famous for producing the most peaches
after Georgia?

Speaker 4 (32:11):
Uh, Florida?

Speaker 2 (32:13):
Who wrote the Cat in the Hat?

Speaker 9 (32:16):
Doctor sous?

Speaker 2 (32:18):
All right, got that in.

Speaker 1 (32:19):
We'll bring Victoria back into the studio and while she's
getting settled, Heather, what's the weirdest piece of trivia that
you know.

Speaker 2 (32:27):
Oh my gosh, I have no idea. I have no idea.

Speaker 16 (32:32):
That's the pressure.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
No weird facts kicking around it there in your head.

Speaker 16 (32:36):
No, no, not that I can pick up.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
Okay, sounds like a great game. OWT, What just happened, Victoria?

Speaker 4 (32:44):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
I hit my elbow on my chair and I slipped off.
All right, So Victoria's playing with an injury? Yes, oh no,
let's see how she does. Yeah, exactly. I would have
totally killed it at the game today about her my elbow.

Speaker 2 (32:57):
Yeah, falling off the chair. So did you do that
every time?

Speaker 9 (33:00):
Right?

Speaker 1 (33:01):
Thirty seconds? Answer to many questions as possible. If you
don't know when, just say pass and you have to
beat Heather outright to win. In Heather, you can tell
Victoria win to go.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
Ready, go?

Speaker 3 (33:11):
What is the largest planet in our solar system?

Speaker 15 (33:13):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (33:15):
You'rus? What is the name of the Fairy and Peter Pan?
What is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature?
What the hell?

Speaker 14 (33:28):
Wait?

Speaker 3 (33:28):
Wait, oh gosh, timer is going, Oh my gosh, I
don't I don't know, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (33:33):
I don't uranium, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (33:34):
What US State is famous for producing the most peaches
after Georgia, like that, California.

Speaker 2 (33:40):
Do you wait, you're.

Speaker 16 (33:41):
Gonna ask it.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
You're gonna ask you just ask it.

Speaker 3 (33:45):
Didn't get there.

Speaker 4 (33:47):
You're going too slow.

Speaker 3 (33:49):
Hey, you got caught up on mercury and the what
what what what you were? Stop blaming me, that's you.
You need to say it, pastors.

Speaker 2 (33:56):
Get it out there, all right, Let's see how you
guys did. Blame you for your losses, bro, that's all
you send it over the scoreboard, our scoreboard producer bread Bro.

Speaker 4 (34:05):
I learned that the uranium's liquid metal.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
Today.

Speaker 4 (34:09):
Victoria got one.

Speaker 2 (34:10):
Correct job, very good job, but Heather got three.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
Heather congratulations dominated Victoria today.

Speaker 2 (34:18):
Yeah, Ajar, it gets congratulations to thank you for playing.
Let's get the answers now with Nina.

Speaker 3 (34:23):
Jupiter is the largest planet in our solar system. Tinker
Bell is the fairy in peter Pan. Mercury is the
only metal that is liquid at room temperature. South Carolina
is the state that's famous for producing the most peaches
after Georgia. And then doctor Seuss did write the cat
in the hop.

Speaker 4 (34:39):
I knew that one.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
Thank you for Heather, congratulations, Thank you, we'll play you
for Victoria at the same time every single weekday morning. Remember,
if you want to play Victoria, all you have to
do is hit us up, d M the Jewbile Show
or go to the jubileshow dot com.

Speaker 5 (34:57):
I think people think it's an act from Victoria. She's
legitimately magic. Yeah, I mean I didn't ask the next
question she is.

Speaker 3 (35:07):
I'm saying what so many times the scene is then't
waste time?

Speaker 4 (35:12):
Timer's going and it gets in my head.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
But then I think about the question. But then I'm like,
oh my gosh, we're but the last question.

Speaker 3 (35:17):
Yeah, but you waste time.

Speaker 2 (35:19):
I need you to ask the question faster.

Speaker 4 (35:23):
The more time.

Speaker 3 (35:24):
Do you want to come over here and say that's
my face?

Speaker 2 (35:28):
It's time to.

Speaker 4 (35:30):
Catch a cheater?

Speaker 1 (35:32):
Only on the Jubile Show. Kate is on the phone
today for to catch a Cheater. She's been with her
husband Rick for four years, but now she's thinks that
he might be cheating. So we'll see if you can
help her out. Kate, I'm sorry that you're going through it,
but why don't you tell us what's going on? Why
do you think Rick might be cheating on you?

Speaker 16 (35:47):
Well, we've been together actually seven years, but married for
four and she's it's been a really pretty normal relationship
this whole time and no offense directly. He's super super
sweet guy, but not like the smartest guy ever, the
kind of guy that like has to like google like
how to boil water that kind of thing.

Speaker 7 (36:09):
You know.

Speaker 16 (36:10):
Yeah, I'm sweet, you know, so like I have no
problem with that, and super easy going, super chill. But
last week each been acting super subs you know, and
it's just made me feel, I don't know, like something
is up for sure. So basically what's what happened was

(36:32):
he's been acting a little jumpy, Like he's the kind
of guy that I could come home slam the door
because I've had a bad day at work and still
surprise him because he's just like out of it, you know.
But he's the one that's jumping around and like his
phone all the time. He's kind of like I bought
him an smart watch so that he could answer his phone.

(36:52):
More off, he doesn't want his smart watch, and he
doesn't usually have his phone on so it's impossible to
get hold of him.

Speaker 9 (36:57):
But this last week has had his phone.

Speaker 16 (37:00):
He's been wearing cargo pants. Another weird thing with his
phone in that pocket all the time, and so that's
kind of kind of sweird thing, like it's just a
whole bunch of small things. And last week, so I
have a sweet little my baby girl, baby white, Beddy White.
She's a little white Westy a terrier.

Speaker 4 (37:26):
He is my daughter.

Speaker 9 (37:28):
She is my daughter, but she's a four legged girl.

Speaker 16 (37:32):
So she's white, beautiful white, like I bathe there every week,
and she was covered in lipstick, like all over her white. First,
so like picture the Joker, but in a tiny, white,
four legged version.

Speaker 2 (37:46):
Did she get into your lipstick?

Speaker 16 (37:48):
She would have if it was my shade, but I
don't wear bright red.

Speaker 2 (37:53):
Did it look like she ate it? Or did it
look like somebody was kissing her that was wearing the
bright lipstick? Great question?

Speaker 16 (38:00):
I couldn't tell.

Speaker 9 (38:01):
So I asked Rick about it.

Speaker 16 (38:02):
I'm like, hey, what's going on with the dog?

Speaker 2 (38:05):
Like do you know?

Speaker 16 (38:06):
And he's like, what do you mean? And he's acting
like he didn't see it.

Speaker 9 (38:10):
He could He's like, oh, I didn't notice, Like this.

Speaker 16 (38:13):
Is lipstick all over her face. He's like, oh yeah,
star babe, I didn't. I didn't even notice. And then
he has been going on these walks with her but
then there are times like he's gone for three hours.
He's like, oh, star, babe, I totally lost track of time.
I'm like, that seems awfully suspicious, but he just blew
it off. Like again, I didn't want to act like

(38:35):
I was jumping to conclusions just because like, yeah, he
has gained a little bit of weight over the holidays,
so I'm like, okay, fine, But it's just something feels
super off, like all of these like one thing on
its own whatever that makes sense with Rick, but all
of these things together is making like like a little
radar go.

Speaker 2 (38:55):
Off somehow, you know West. The dogs are little, though, right,
They're totally little.

Speaker 16 (39:00):
She's like my little purse dog.

Speaker 3 (39:01):
Okay, there's no hey dog, Like that's gonna last for
three hours.

Speaker 4 (39:04):
I used to have a baby.

Speaker 17 (39:05):
She's do and after half an hour he's like, pick
me up. They lay down there like I'm done and
it's over. So there's no way that he's walking a
dog for three hours. So you are definitely onto something.
Is there a dog park or anything near your home
or a park?

Speaker 16 (39:17):
Yeah, And that's the other thing. The park is adapt far, right,
because what she likes to do, she likes to go
and she likes to start the staring bras and the
brass and I'll be on my phone and look at
stuff right when I take her myself. So I don't
know if that's what he's doing. But if that's what
he's doing, he's not losing weight sitting there on his phone.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
Sorry, but would that be a place he would meet somebody?

Speaker 16 (39:38):
Oh my god, I didn't even think of that.

Speaker 3 (39:40):
I'm sorry, I'm not I'm I'm a detective tool.

Speaker 2 (39:42):
You got me going with all his clues. We'll see
if we can figure it out. And you already told
us what grocery store.

Speaker 1 (39:47):
You guys are Rewards card members that so we'll play
a song, come back, and then call and pretend to
be from the grocery store and say that every single month,
we choose one lucky Rewards member who gets free flowers
delivered from our floral department, and we'll see if you Senzo,
see you or to somebody else? Okay, okay, all right, Well,
play a song, come back, and get your catch theater next.

Speaker 2 (40:15):
If you're just joining us for Today's to Catch a Cheater.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
Kate is on the phone and she's been married to
her husband Rick for four years, but now she thinks
that something might be going on. So in a second,
we're gonna call him and pretend to be from the
grocery store that he's a rewards member at and say
that every single month, we choose one rewards card member
who gets free flowers delivered from our floor apartment, and
we'll see if he sends those to his wife, Kate,
or to somebody else. But before we do that, Kate,
why don't you remind us why you think he might

(40:38):
be cheating again?

Speaker 16 (40:40):
Well, I noticed that there's heart red lipstick on my
white dog, who's been going out for the extended walks unexplained,
and he's like attached to his phone, which he never
used to be before.

Speaker 2 (40:53):
Okay, are you ready? M h okay, here we go.
I'm gonna call him right now. Hello, Hi, this is
horrible calling from who's looking for our rewards member named Rick.

Speaker 8 (41:13):
Yeah, that's me, Hi, Rick.

Speaker 1 (41:14):
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling with a big congratulations, thank you so
much for your business. Here this most big winner.

Speaker 7 (41:23):
What do I win?

Speaker 9 (41:24):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (41:24):
The flowers?

Speaker 18 (41:25):
Oh flower win flowers.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
Maybe you haven't seen the signs in the store. Every
single month, we choose one Rewards member who gets free
flowers delivered from our brand new floral apartment. You've won
thirty six long stim red roses, box of candy or chocolate,
and card to be delivered to anybody that you want
with in the Vida, United States, absolutely free. It's actually
a three hundred and sixteen dollars value.

Speaker 18 (41:43):
Oh my gosh, that's great.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
I can take the information in just a matter of
minutes over the phone. I'm prepared to do that now
if you know who you want to send them to.

Speaker 2 (41:51):
Yeah, I'm glad.

Speaker 4 (41:53):
Let's do it now.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
Great, we'll go with the first and last name and
then anything you want to put on a card, and
then I'll get the addres from you and we'll get
it all confirmed up.

Speaker 18 (42:02):
Okay, me think let's do.

Speaker 8 (42:09):
Jenny and.

Speaker 7 (42:13):
Card me.

Speaker 18 (42:16):
You made my life so much better since you're in it.
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
In my life so much better since you're in it.
Thank you. Yeah, I can get that done for you.
Actually I can't. I can't do that at all. Why not, Well,
because this is actually the Jewbill Show. It's a radio show. Yeah. Hi,
I'm Nina.

Speaker 1 (42:37):
Hi, I'm Victoria and my name's Jebel, And we do
a segment on the show called to Catch Cheater where
if he's think your significant other might be messing around
with someone else. You see, they send flowers to and
your wife, Kate is actually on the phone and has
been listening.

Speaker 19 (42:50):
Yeah, Hi, hey man, Kay, Yeah, yeah, I'm explaining to
do Let's start there.

Speaker 16 (43:06):
Yeah, Jenny, Jenny.

Speaker 18 (43:11):
You know she's a vet I've been taking. I've been
taking Betty White to the vet.

Speaker 16 (43:18):
What what's with Betty?

Speaker 7 (43:20):
What?

Speaker 2 (43:21):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (43:25):
So you're sending flowers to the vet that you've been
secretly taking your dog named Betty White too, And why
would you.

Speaker 2 (43:32):
Keep it a secret?

Speaker 18 (43:33):
Okay, okay, okay, So.

Speaker 2 (43:37):
This is the truth, all right.

Speaker 8 (43:38):
You gotta believe me.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
Okay.

Speaker 18 (43:39):
So remember when when we when we when we go
to the mall and we go through Macy's and you
look at all the different makeup and there was that
your set that you really liked. So I bought that
and then I was hiding it, you know, in the
cabinet beside my bed, you know, or Sapphire sleeps. I
was hiding it in there, and then Betty White got it?

Speaker 16 (44:04):
What and she ate a lot of the lipstick. Oh yeah, okay,
so yeah, so why okay? What color was the lipstick
that she ate?

Speaker 18 (44:16):
I don't know. It was like candy apple red or something.
You know, me in colors is really nice and subtle red.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
And it's like it came with the kid.

Speaker 18 (44:27):
I didn't pick it. There was all kinds of lovely
stuff in there with the brushes and stuff, and then
I got it for you and then Betty White.

Speaker 16 (44:35):
Uh so that red was part of that kid because
I would never pick that red, Like I thought that
was someone else's book stick. That was part of the kid.

Speaker 2 (44:46):
You saw the lipstick.

Speaker 16 (44:48):
It was all over Betty White's face. Remember I asked her,
I said, hey, like, what's going on with our face?
And you're like, what, Like, no, I don't. You're acting
like you couldn't You couldn't tell because she had bright
red faith.

Speaker 18 (45:02):
What was I supposed to do? What was I supposed
to do? It was like I didn't want to tell
you about the gifts?

Speaker 3 (45:08):
Wait, why are you sending flowers to the vet though
saying Jenny, you make my life so much better now
that you're in.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
So how does that come back to the door set?

Speaker 18 (45:16):
Well, because in a way she did, because there was
more than MA kept in the bag, right, So, and
Betty White ate some other things like what the zipper
for one of it is in her And then also
this locket. Oh my god, I was going to surprise
you with this lockett, the one from Tiffany's.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
I mean, these gifts sound lovely, but do you is
it normal to send flowers like that to your vet?

Speaker 18 (45:43):
Well, it's in there, and I've been going there like
every day to fish this thing out. Okay, a lot
of money. If Betty White was going to die because
of a gift that I gave you, oh my gosh,
I might as well cheat.

Speaker 16 (46:00):
Oh yeah, that's true.

Speaker 2 (46:02):
That is true.

Speaker 16 (46:03):
He's not lying.

Speaker 1 (46:04):
So is that why you've been gone on like three
hour long walks with the dog because you've been at
the vet trying to get the things that she's eaten
out of her?

Speaker 18 (46:13):
Yeah, and you know, Jenny's been good enough to kind
of squeeze me in, you know, so I have to
wait sometimes and then she's given me s raise, so
we know that there's at least two things in there,
and so yeah, you know, I wanted to get it
out and then make sure Benny White's okay, and then.

Speaker 16 (46:32):
Okay, but Jenny is not the name of our vet.

Speaker 6 (46:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 18 (46:37):
Well, if I went to our normal vet, then you
would know what was going on. So I had to
go someplace else.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
Oh my gosh, do you believe this?

Speaker 16 (46:48):
I do, because you know, Betty White is a pain
in the and she eats everything. And this is not
the first time she's eaten something like this. It's the
first time that she's had to keep it a seat. Great, Okay,
You're way too lazy to have an affair.

Speaker 2 (47:03):
I can't. I'm so sorry.

Speaker 9 (47:08):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
The jewel shows to catch a cheaterh what's one of
the most exciting things that can happen during the work week.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
It's a jewel show.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
So when you show up to your office and you're
sitting at your cubicle or with the person you share
a desk with, because your company is trying to save
money by taking away comfortable individual working areas and dressing
it up with a fancy name like open work environment,
right instead of cost cutting, and someone runs down the
hall like a maniac and goes.

Speaker 8 (47:38):
Everyone, Doug brought in donuts.

Speaker 1 (47:43):
This is Sparta, And then you guys fight over the
last donut in the break room.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
You spit on me.

Speaker 1 (47:51):
The normal working person like us gets very few perks
at work. When they bring in free donuts. It's one
and it's sometimes crazy to see how the other half lives.
And the Oscars is this weekend, and they just released
what will be included in the celebrity gift bags that
everybody who attends the Oscars will receive. We'll go over
it next so you can have another reason to despise
the Hollywood elite. Right after this, it's a double show.

(48:14):
In case you didn't know it, Sunday is a big
day in our country, Jule Show. There are a few
occasions where Americans band together and celebrate what it means
to be an American. And one of those just passed
the Super Bowl. And this Sunday is the day that
we honor the American's most valuable and precious natural resource,
our celebrities. The Oscars is being held this weekend. You know,

(48:39):
it's the event where celebrities are awarded for their performances
in movies that nobody's ever seen.

Speaker 2 (48:46):
Anyway, it's always.

Speaker 1 (48:47):
Crazy to see what kind of stuff they give the
celebrities who show up to the Oscars and the gift
bags that they have, and they just released what will
be in this year's Oscars Celebrity gift Bag.

Speaker 2 (48:58):
I love them.

Speaker 1 (48:59):
Let's go over it now so we can see what
things you get. Oh, we're already rich enough to afford.

Speaker 2 (49:03):
It, anyway, Do you also get it if you're a
plus one?

Speaker 1 (49:07):
I would love to be a plus one one of those, oh,
in the celebrity in the Oscars gift bag this year.
Here are some of the perks that you'll get if
you attend the Oscars a five night luxury wellness retreat
in Sri Lanka.

Speaker 2 (49:21):
Ooh what?

Speaker 1 (49:23):
And again this is people. These are people that have
made some of them hundreds of millions of dollars. Oh yeah,
let's give them more. That's how the rich get richer.
You work really hard to get super rich, and then
people just give you free stuck so you never spend
you you don't spend your money yet.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
Yeah, nice man.

Speaker 4 (49:38):
I want to go to Sri Lanka.

Speaker 2 (49:40):
Well, be an actor.

Speaker 3 (49:41):
I wonder if these things in the gift backs have
to pay to be in the gift backs. I know,
because like we've tried to be in gift backs for
different like fashion shows and stuff, and we have to
pay to be in the gift back to get out
in front of these market people.

Speaker 2 (49:53):
Yeah, it's marketing, I mean yeah.

Speaker 6 (49:54):
But then those people go, like the rich and celebrities
like Timothy's tout Chilow Maye, We'll go on this trip
and like.

Speaker 2 (49:59):
Post about it. Yeah, yeah, that's worth it. That's what
I mean.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
What else will be in the Oscars celebrity gift bag
if you just show up to the Oscars A nine
hundred and fifty dollars coffee table book entitled a Journey
of Iceland from Darkness to Night?

Speaker 15 (50:11):
What what is that?

Speaker 2 (50:13):
One thousand thousand bucks for a coffee table book?

Speaker 4 (50:16):
What I'm four?

Speaker 2 (50:18):
World that's a journey to Iceland.

Speaker 4 (50:20):
Is first, eggs now paper?

Speaker 3 (50:21):
Is there actual like ice in there.

Speaker 1 (50:26):
Where that they don't just don't put eggs in the
basket as expensive as they are. And he gets behind
for the Oscars, They're like, here's some eggs.

Speaker 4 (50:34):
Gift card for a bulk quarter of eggs.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
Yeah, you'll also get a four night's day at two
luxury resorts in the Maldives. Oh wow, Maldives and Jolly
being not one but two different places.

Speaker 2 (50:47):
In the Maladais. Do you think they go? I hope so,
I bet you they don't, though they.

Speaker 5 (50:53):
Gift these Yeah, if I was a celebrity million dollars,
I'd be like, Hey, cousin who's always hit me up
for money, go to the Maldie.

Speaker 2 (50:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
Yeah, because they probably go to these places a lot too.
You know, they've got so much money that they do
travel a lot. They get all kinds of perks, and
they probably have already gotten seven free trips in the Maladis.

Speaker 2 (51:10):
This year alone. Right, So they're like, I can't.

Speaker 1 (51:12):
Oh my god, the mouds Is so orated. Is just
not gonna I'm not gonna slum it and go there.
I'm like staying in a motel six and the Maladi's no,
thank you very much. I own my own house there
seventeen Butler's of my own.

Speaker 2 (51:28):
Why would I ever do that?

Speaker 1 (51:31):
Art Lpo body contouring with doctor Thomas Sue in Tampa, Florida.
What Yeah, they definitely use that.

Speaker 3 (51:38):
He is in Tampa. It's not even Miami, it's not
even La Tampa stick.

Speaker 4 (51:44):
Surgeon for the discretion, Nina, Oh, they sneak off to Tampa.
Nobody's gonna know there.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
And nobody's gonna pay attention to him either, because if
they're in Tampa, they'll be like, oh is that Ryan Reynolds.

Speaker 2 (51:58):
Whatever, things do good better than me.

Speaker 1 (52:05):
We're going over the things that will be in the
celebrity gift bag at this year's Oscars. It's always ridiculous
to find out the things that they're getting for free
just for showing up to the Oscars. Stay at the
five star Cotton House Hotel in Barcelona.

Speaker 6 (52:19):
This is the one that might actually get me mad
because I've always wanted to go to Barcelona and you're
saying that people are getting free.

Speaker 3 (52:24):
Oh I thought you knew, like the Cotton Hotel, like
that was something.

Speaker 2 (52:27):
No, I just want to go.

Speaker 6 (52:29):
I will stay in a Motel six in Barcelona, but
I just want to go.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
Wh but I can't. Nobody's stopping you.

Speaker 4 (52:35):
Or Motel six.

Speaker 1 (52:39):
Though I know.

Speaker 2 (52:41):
All the time.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
That would be great if they put like a you know,
a week at the Motel six in the gift bag
for the Oscar.

Speaker 2 (52:49):
To all their dirt and nobody would see them in Mexico.

Speaker 1 (52:52):
Yeah, you know, that would probably be good for them
because they don't do that anymore because they've gotten to
the point where their rich celebrities are going to the Oscars,
they don't really go stay at Motel sixes anymore, and
they probably would love that. And then it would then
Motel six would end up being like a Four Seasons
in the Maldives because all the celebrities would be going.
They'll be like, let's okay, let's go slumming this weekend.

Speaker 5 (53:11):
They would call it camping, except when you're broke, you
call camping camping.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
You're on the wilderness pretending to be homeless for a weekend.
But they're like, let's go camping and pretend to be homeless.
To say to Motel six, yeah, go camping in New
Orleans downtown what and then after that, I'm taking a
real vacation where they can dealous Because you know that

(53:38):
another thing that you'll get if you go to the
celebrit if you go to the Oscars. In the celebrity
gift bag, twenty piece luxury gift box from Silky Smooth
Lip Products, ooh.

Speaker 3 (53:47):
Okay, I like that definitely paid to me in this
gift back. Yeah, sure, this one doesn't. I don't even
know what this is.

Speaker 1 (53:54):
Over a million dollars of personalized disaster recovery services from
Bright Harbor.

Speaker 4 (54:00):
That does that mean insurance?

Speaker 2 (54:02):
Oh my gosh, that's fires that one.

Speaker 1 (54:07):
They that's worth it because all the insurance companies drop
the celebrities who lived in the palisades where the house
is burned.

Speaker 3 (54:14):
So it's like a boutique insurance place can just take
care of them night.

Speaker 2 (54:17):
Yes, well only partial.

Speaker 4 (54:19):
Well, if you're invited to the party, it's time.

Speaker 2 (54:23):
Is what's trending? Okay?

Speaker 3 (54:25):
So Jet Blue has this new program where they're trying
to reimburse their travelers if it rains on your vacation.
They're calling it the Weather Promise.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
I'm gonna know all the details of it because I'm
sure there's so many blackout things on that.

Speaker 19 (54:39):
Well.

Speaker 2 (54:40):
Well, I'm glad you asked, because I have them.

Speaker 3 (54:41):
But first you have to book your vacation through them,
through the Jet Blue Whole Vacation, the whole vacation. Yeah,
Flight and hotel packages have to be booked through Jet
Blue Vacation. It is, and you'll know if you're covered
on your trip because you pay for it kind of
like an insurance. The fee is one one hundred and

(55:02):
eleven dollars Okay, So like if you go for eleven
day trip to Puntakana and the Dominican Republic, the pay
for it weather promise is one hundred and eleven dollars,
but if it does end up raining on your trip
for a minimum of three days, then you'll get twenty
five hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (55:18):
Dominican's not a bad idea to do that, though, because
I'm sure they have tropical rain, right, I think a
lot of places, but they do.

Speaker 2 (55:24):
They count tropical rain as rain.

Speaker 3 (55:26):
They know, they see they said that a little rain
doesn't count. It has to be an excessive rain for
three straight days, right, which is a little bit vague. Yeah,
so if it storms basically.

Speaker 4 (55:36):
Yeah, it says a minimum of three.

Speaker 3 (55:39):
Days, minimum of three but they say that they use
AI satellite imagery, weather stations and radars to provide a
custom made excessive rain threshold for these trips. So not
only is it like you're word there watching you like
where you are to see if it gets paid out,
but honestly, it's kind of worth it. One hundred and
eleven days. You know you're going during a hurricane season

(55:59):
or something like that. Well, I guess that was not
gonna count either, though, no.

Speaker 2 (56:02):
Because they probably know it's probably not.

Speaker 1 (56:04):
You're not available in hurricane places are in the season,
So use that software.

Speaker 3 (56:09):
That they used to track you and use it to
your advantage to figure out when to go. Yeah, you
can't be a storm chaser. It's not gonna work.

Speaker 5 (56:16):
Doors save one hundred and eleven dollars to just go
at a time there's not gonna be storms.

Speaker 2 (56:19):
Right, There are plenty of people who probably will invested that, though.

Speaker 1 (56:22):
I can't tell you how many vacations I've been on
with somebody and it rains for a day and their
whole vacation is ruined.

Speaker 2 (56:28):
What I kind of like it when they just wake
up angry.

Speaker 1 (56:30):
Because it's supposed to be sunny, or like two weeks
before you leave, Yes, there's a lot of there's a
lot of stuff with what I'm saying here, Yeah, a
lot of underlying stuff. But two weeks before you leave,
they're constantly checking the weather, going it's supposed to be
cloudy three of the five days, and you're like, just
it's not even close yet. It's like Hawaii, it win
lots of winds whipped through there could blow the clouds out.

(56:52):
You don't know that it's gonna suck yet a lot
of time wait till we get there to see if
it's gonna suck.

Speaker 2 (56:58):
Don't last the whole day, right, So either way, I mean,
I've been.

Speaker 1 (57:02):
On vacation when people who have been angry that there
are birds chirping, so there's really no way to please this.

Speaker 3 (57:08):
That's a different type of rebersement. I don't know what
that's all about.

Speaker 1 (57:14):
People over there won't stop playing their music so loud
because they're probably playing it loud because those birds won't
stop chirping.

Speaker 2 (57:22):
That was a little thing. I was like, I don't,
I don't.

Speaker 1 (57:25):
They probably just having fun, you know what you needed
to do to make they're probably enjoying themselves over there.

Speaker 2 (57:30):
I'm not worried about the birds at all. You needed
to take them on the trending date night that everybody's
doing right now.

Speaker 10 (57:36):
Work.

Speaker 3 (57:37):
It doesn't cost any money. You can't go wrong unless
there's too many people there. But that's those costco date nights.

Speaker 2 (57:42):
What yeah, costco date nights.

Speaker 3 (57:44):
Post date nights have turned into a trending way for
couples to spend time together. People are saying that they
actually get excited shopping with their partner or just walking
through the aisles tasting all the little testers.

Speaker 6 (57:55):
You know, absolutely not that the Costco in general gives
me too much anxiety. I can't imagine taking like a
partner also on being like no, no, no, no, come
back here, we're going to this aisle.

Speaker 3 (58:03):
I love it Costco and like Ikea because you go
and it's like kind of like you like with the
person for real, for real yet or like you're not married,
you're going. You're kind of playing house and it's kind
of like a fun little thing and that you and
then you learn about the stuff that like their quirks,
whether you like them or not.

Speaker 5 (58:18):
You find a lot of red flags doing that. Here
what the first would learn about me? Stores All of
them give me all the anxiety. I don't want to
be inside of them. They freak me out because mostly
people are stupid. Number two, Ikea is a literal maze
prison right if you can't get out of it, you
can't get out of it. You have to follow the
smell of the meatballs, and you have to take too

(58:39):
many left turns. It scares the crap out of me.
I'll wait at the end.

Speaker 3 (58:42):
Okay, So if you're dating brads, that's a no. But
for everybody else it's an option. That is what's trending,
all right. The Jewel Show is also brought to you
by better Help to have online therapy. Try at betterhelp
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being your best self.

Speaker 4 (58:56):
You can't even say the word inside in here?

Speaker 3 (58:58):
Can you bring.

Speaker 2 (59:02):
His next? Jules Dirty Little Secret? Hello? Hello, Hey, you
have a dirty little secret? Sure to sweet? So I
started dating at check and I didn't tell her that
she was the first shick I've ever dated, so it
was the surprise, oh pop off. She Well, I keep

(59:26):
the secret from her if you don't mind me asking,
because I don't want to make her feel weird like,
you know, like I'm confused or you know whatever. Obviously
I put a lot of fall into it. So yeah, well,
thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

Speaker 9 (59:41):
Yeah, thanks for calling me like I'll listen to you
every year.

Speaker 8 (59:46):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (59:47):
I appreciate that you're actually playing on my computer right now.
That works. That's fun. Thank you. Have a good day.
You here? All right? Bye? Hey, what's ups? The jubill shows?
Dirty Little Secret?

Speaker 19 (59:59):
You one?

Speaker 6 (01:00:00):
I do?

Speaker 2 (01:00:01):
Sweet? Let's hear it.

Speaker 7 (01:00:04):
Okay, so my I guess he's my face is thirteen
years younger than me. Okay, but my family thinks he's
six years older than he is because they're judgmentals, and
so we just walk around and pretend he's older. And

(01:00:25):
sometimes I forget how old he how old is he
supposed to be, and so'll they'll be like, oh, when's
his birthday? And how old is you? Again? And I'll
be like, uh, that's the stuttery because I don't remember
how old I said he was, So yeah, he's very young.
Nobody my family knows how actually how old he actually is.

Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
That's so funny, that's funny.

Speaker 3 (01:00:45):
Yeah, babe, i'll marry you, but you just got to
be six years old or cool.

Speaker 7 (01:00:48):
Yeah, yeah, exactly. But he goes, he goes along the
day because he doesn't want to like judgment or whatever.

Speaker 9 (01:00:55):
So you know, he's like, he just goes along with it.

Speaker 7 (01:00:58):
But sometimes he forgets how old are you supposed to be?

Speaker 9 (01:01:00):
Too?

Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
Do you think that they're ever going to find out?

Speaker 9 (01:01:04):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (01:01:04):
I figured maybe ten years down the road, maybe we'll
tell them, but I don't know, maybe maybe not. I mean,
we might just finally just go with it so much
that we think he's at age too.

Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
Is he at least a legal drinking age?

Speaker 7 (01:01:16):
Yes, yes, okay, cool, I just wanted to check out
how judy. We're going to be way over eighteen okay, eighteen.

Speaker 14 (01:01:24):
Twenty one, so.

Speaker 2 (01:01:27):
Live your life exactly. Yeah. Yeah, well, thank you for
telling us your dirty little secret.

Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
Thank you, bye bye bye.

Speaker 8 (01:01:36):
What's your dirty little secret,

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