The Full Jubal Show for August 20th, 2025

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Why is half the country angry at a newborn baby?
Wowjeble show? Is it because they're just too cute? Nope?
Is it because they're the first product of an AI
love affair? Whoa, No, it's not it either. It's something else.
But one baby is making headlines today and it's causing
the latest Internet debate. Why is everybody arguing about this
little sneeze nugget? Sneeze nugget. I don't know if that's

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the term for a baby, but I just made it
up and it sounds kind of right. I love a nugget.
Sneeze nugget makes sense, So let's tell you're right after this.
It's a jewble show. Why is one baby taking over
the Internet today? It's ajewble show and it's not because
they're cute. But the entire country is arguing about this
one baby. Is it royalty? No, Well, it depends how

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you look at it. It could be American royalty. But anyway. Oh.
A newborn baby named Pixel Aurora Martinez Pixels made headlines
this week after her parents announced that she already has
a verified Instagram account, WHOA followers, wow, and a brand
deal with a baby formula company. Before even leaving the hospital.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
What Wow, the baby is set before she even came
out of the womb.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
And I'm over here struggling with that.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
These parents sold their soul. He said, I will give
you my first born in exchange for cash. Literally.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Her parents self described entrepreneurial visionaries. Is that what we're
on on that? Yeah, they have hustle hard in their
bio for sure. Say they didn't want to waste any
precious time, claiming that this baby is basically the Lebron
James of influencers. Well, I mean, you know what's wild.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
They claim that people will believe it. Well, yeah, they're
wasting no time with it.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
We're talking about a newborn baby that everybody's arguing about
in the Internet, saying it's the worst thing possible to do.
Other people are applauding these parents for being geniuses. But
a newborn baby named pixel Or Martinez has an Instagram
account fifty thousand followers and had a brand deal before
even leaving the hospital. Instead of a traditional birth announcement,
the family launched a gender neutral NFT collection titled Crying

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but Iconic, featuring AI generated recreations of the baby's first
facial expressions. Wow, the prices for the NFT skyrocketed into
two grand within hours. Why are people I have no idea.
Are the followers bought or real? When asked why they
went so far, the father responded, look, Generation Beta kids

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are going to be competing with robots for AI, robots
and AI for jobs, and we just want to give
her a head start in the algorithm.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
I mean, hey, they're doing everything they can to get
their kid start on.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
The right track. Social media influencers, you, social media users
are divided, some saying it's genius marketing and others are
labeling it just a capitalist garbage. Basically, it's that, and
I think it's a bit reckless.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
Who You're not giving your child an option at all
what they want to do or be or whatever in
their life. I mean, maybe they're gonna be like, yeah,
she loves chocolate, look at everybody can love this kind
of chocolate, and then they start selling it.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
I don't know. The baby already has more brand deals
than most adults do. Who they say, hey, well, most
adults don't have one brand deal. That baby already has
two or three.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
The crazy part about that is for these businesses, it
might make sense because they can actually mold this child
to be exactly what they want. So what makes this
baby any different than a robot? They're programming it right now.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Whoa? And people in the comments are arguing about Generation
Beta and what they're going to be like and their
world is going to be like. Kids born between twenty
twenty five and twenty thirty nine are going to be
part of Generation Beta.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
WHOA, that's weird to think of. But this isn't their fault.
This is their parents. What generation are their parents? Are
these millennials? Are these gen Zers?

Speaker 1 (03:46):
That can't be It can't be gen Z gen Z probably,
I guess I have no idea. But people are saying
that they're predicting what what life will be like for
Generation Beta. Okay, in the comments, what did they say?
They say half of half people believe that cancer will
be cheered by Generation Beta. Well that would be amazing.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
Okay, pause, Wait, if we can't do it, we're gonna
trust the kids below us who we ate tide pods
and the kids below.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Us are going to cure cancer? Are you serious?

Speaker 4 (04:15):
Well?

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Yeah, they're probably smarter because they learned from the older
generations not to do things like eat tide.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
Pots right right, Okay, yea, they may have like some
type of resistance to it when the tide pod leaked
into their system.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
Seventy one percent of people think Generation Beta will have
access to individualized healthcare based on their DNA.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
Wow, it would be cool, it'd be interesting, I think, Yeah,
how do you Well, they already have like diets and
stuff right now. They're supposed to optimize each person based
off of their blood type. What so there is that
already that exists, So I don't know how far fetched
it would be for them to put that into a system,
Like it kind of makes sense.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
Wait, there's two different diets that they're like based on
your blood type.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
You can have a certain diet, have you because your
type of body needs certain things more than others?

Speaker 1 (04:59):
What I think? I'm Type oh bye? But but I
had a doctor tell me one time I should be
eating a lot of meat. Yeah, because I'm Type oh,
and I should be eating extra protein than like other types.
I guess. Interesting, though I don't know what I am. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
Interesting, I've been asking. They just keep telling me. I
gotta wait till the next time I get my blood drunk.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
Fifty nine percent of people believe that Generation Beta AI
will be AI will be able to predict and prevent
health issues before symptoms even start. I believe that. Well,
wasn't that like what they're doing with the chip? Was
that what that chipping is all about?

Speaker 2 (05:34):
I bet it's kind of like when you ask chatgy
te like what's wrong with you and usually kind of
gives you some pretty.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
Good am not the same. Eighty six percent of people
believe Generation Beta will have jobs that haven't even been
invented yet. Of course, because they'll be invented by the
robots by that time. I will pretty much just be
like manual labor and service jobs for the robots. Yeah,
they're the oil robots service.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
Basically, they're the oilers they have made and just grease
the robots, squeaky wheel.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
Sixty eight percent of people believe Generation Beta will have
more pets than kids. Well, okay, they are cheaper, so
in the long run. Sixty percent of people think the
government will actually stop printing cash because Generation Beta won't
use it. I can see that happening. I can see
that too. No one nowadays uses cash, and I think
we're getting close to that. Yeah, Seventy one percent of

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prospective Gen Beta parents predict that AI will replace teachers
one hundred percent. I guarantee you that's going to happen.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
That's a bummer. This is the bummer for everybody moving forward.
Is going to be that whole interpersonal communication that everybody
lacks anyways.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
Now, so then we're just like not gonna be able
to talk to people when we're older.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
I don't even know if humans is going to be
the right word, because it's like, are you humankind or
are you just programmed to be something else.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
Forty six percent of people think that space will be
the most popular vacation destinations for Generation Beta. Yeah, that
was a little out there. Can you just tell me
I'm gonna be dead by then?

Speaker 5 (06:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (06:54):
I can't handle this kind of suf You don't want
to go to space? No? I don't. I want to
don't want to go to space? No, really, no desire
to go to space. That's crazy. Yeah I want to go.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
You know what my nightmare is I go to space
and I'm the one that gets stuck out in the atmosphere,
just floating for eternity.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
Yeah, that's the question I was asking, was if you
could go to space but knew you knew that you
weren't coming back, would you still go No? I mean,
but absolutely not. I would. Yeah, you can turn to
like Star Wars.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
There's so many galaxies out there, just how to say,
like their world's your oyster.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
The galaxy is finally accomplished. My mission, My goal in
life to be a space trash man. Bro, It's all
I want to be is a space trash man. Drive
around space trash craft.

Speaker 3 (07:34):
But if you up garbage, if you get ditched, how
are you going to get a spacecraft?

Speaker 1 (07:38):
Well, I'll find it. I'll figure it out. It's this
trash space ship. Get called home. He's gonna hear a
voice jubile you. Close to half of the respondents don't
think Generation Beta will ever retire in the future because
they'll need an estimated one point eighty eight million to retire.

Speaker 3 (07:56):
I see them as like being born retired, right, because
then you just like push robots to do all of
these things, and then your jobs are different.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
Well, they'll be born working, but they won't have to
pay for their housing and stuff because the robots will
have them live in there, oh right, servants, they'll have
quarters for them. Yeah, yeah, that's kind of nice though,
you know how expensive houses are nowadays. You want to
be a servant. I've got stuff for you to do.
I want a free house, is what I want. That
is it's another Jebile phone frame the twenties.

Speaker 6 (08:27):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
Hi, this is Pdkins. I'm the assistant to the vice
principal here middle school, and I was looking for Kevin's mama, Vanessa.

Speaker 7 (08:37):
Uh, this is she is everything.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
Okay, Oh, well, you know what we do need to
have a little bit of a conversation about your boy Kevin.
Hoping to get out in front of something and see
if we can solve this problem before the school year
really gets underway.

Speaker 7 (08:55):
Yeah, what's going on?

Speaker 1 (08:56):
He has not paid his bill. I'm calling your really
collect payment on that.

Speaker 6 (09:02):
He hasn't paid his bill.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
Yeah, and so he's been Uh, he's been standing. He's
been standing for a week straight now in class, all
his classes. He's just standing up. He's been complaining a
little bit. But the next step is going to be
he's have to work it off in detention. I've already
got him doing a few things around the around the
school grounds and later on today I'll be washing my
car instead of doing English. But yeah, I wanted to

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collect payment though, What.

Speaker 7 (09:28):
What the hell are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (09:29):
He's been standing? What does that mean? What are you saying? Yeah,
he's been he's been standing. He can't can't sit down unfortunately,
because he hasn't paid his bill.

Speaker 8 (09:41):
What bill?

Speaker 6 (09:42):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (09:44):
Oh, well, maybe you're not aware, but this year we're
teaching our kids about economics. It's a new thing that
we're doing here. Yeah, we're teaching about being smart financial
members of society. And there's a five dollars per day
scrintal fee, and he still has not paid his bill,
so therefore he cannot sit. So he's really the only

(10:06):
one we got in the school who hasn't paid his bill.
Everybody else paid their bill, so he's just standing in class.
And also, you know, he's having to work it off
if he wants to sit down. He's got to do
a bunch of stuff around school. He's already going to
wash my car today, so we got him doing some things.
But I just call him see if I can collect
payment on that. Otherwise it's going to be delinquent and
affect his credit score.

Speaker 4 (10:25):
What do you mean there's a desertfull fee. We never
got parents, never got anything in the mail about this.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
I never got sent home anything, no emails, nothing. Well, yeah,
that's the other part of the thing is we're also
trying to teach our children to be effective communicators. So
he was supposed to be communicating that with you. Did
he not?

Speaker 7 (10:42):
No, nobody's communicated anything with me.

Speaker 6 (10:44):
That is the school responsibility.

Speaker 7 (10:46):
If you want to make.

Speaker 4 (10:47):
Up a new rule. That's also it sounds kind of illegal.

Speaker 7 (10:50):
This is a public school.

Speaker 4 (10:51):
He is private.

Speaker 7 (10:52):
I don't pay for him to go here, right, And.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
We're doing our best to teach our kids to be
contributing members of society and teach him all about finances
and credit and everything else. He's also a little bit
late on his hallway usage fee. Every time they use
the hallway, we charge them fifty cents.

Speaker 7 (11:11):
You're charging the students fifty cents.

Speaker 4 (11:13):
To use the hallway.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
Yep. Every time they use the hallway. There is one
free pass they get per day, but after that they
got a toll. It's just like being on the roads,
you know, when you're commuting to work and stuff like that.
So we're teaching him a little bit about that as well.
So it's fifty cents every time they use the hallway.
He's late on that as well.

Speaker 6 (11:29):
You're not getting any This is ridiculous, all right, Well.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
I guess I see where it starts. Huh. A lot
of times kids learn their bad behavior from the home.
So obviously you don't pay your bills much, do you?

Speaker 3 (11:43):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (11:43):
Dare you talk to me like that?

Speaker 4 (11:44):
Please?

Speaker 9 (11:46):
You know our family say everything on time.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
Well, that's what it trickles down, doesn't it. That's what
I've noticed. It trickles down generation to generation. Poor financial planning,
poor financial responsibility tends to go all the way down
to the kids. And that must be why your little
Kevin can't pay his desk rental fee, because Mamma and
dadda don't like to pay the bills. That's just what
I'm guessing.

Speaker 9 (12:11):
How what is difference?

Speaker 1 (12:14):
I'm sorry? What was that? I was distracted by the
harsh words that were used.

Speaker 7 (12:18):
I'm gonna come down to the school right now, and
I'm gonna bring my husband and he's gonna whoop your eyes.
You're trying to make our some wash your car.

Speaker 6 (12:24):
I'm happy to talk to my husband.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
Well, I'll have you know that physical threats against me
don't work very well. So you go ahead and bring
your husband once Adam so sorry. It's a promise, okay, yes,
And when that happens, I will cry and I will
kiss him straight on the mouth. What yep, I'll cry.
He'll punch me in the face. I'll cry, and then
I'll kiss him straight on the lips, kiss him right

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on his white hot mouth. Is that what you want?

Speaker 7 (12:55):
What?

Speaker 1 (12:56):
Hey, Vanessa, this is actually Jubil from the Jewbil Show
doing a phone for on you and your husband set
you up. Oh, it's a joke. He said that your
son just started middle school and he wanted to mess
with you.

Speaker 7 (13:12):
Oh my god.

Speaker 6 (13:12):
I was so angry. I couldn't even see straight. I really,
I was tagging up from work.

Speaker 7 (13:17):
Would come down and beat the.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone Franks, it's time
for Nina's What's trending?

Speaker 3 (13:24):
Britney Spears and Pamela Anderson are really mad at Taylor Swift?

Speaker 1 (13:28):
Why also wows? Wait? Where is Britney Spears like? Like
the wellness chuck? She normally play with knives? Like why
she get mad at tayor Swift?

Speaker 3 (13:37):
She's at home mad at Taylor Swift play with knives?
I should say disappointed? The word that she used was disappointed.
And the reason why both of them are feeling a
little frustrated with Taylor is that they believe that Taylor
stole their style and didn't give them any credit.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
So Brittany believes what let me tell you.

Speaker 3 (13:55):
Britney says that she believes that Taylor's whole like vibe
is off of her two thousand and one Dream within
a Dream tour, the outfit specifically that was designed by
Bob Mackie. Then, so basically, she's not upset that Taylor
stole the vibe or like is inspired by it. She's
more disappointed that Taylor didn't give her any credit like
inspired by Britney.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
Spears, it's so weird to do that.

Speaker 3 (14:18):
Yeah, but also I don't know, I looked it up.
It doesn't feel that similar, Like it's kind of different,
but a different vibe. And this one's a little bit
of a stretch too. So Pamela Anderson's frustrated because she
had that movie come out last year called The Last Showgirl,
and so she was a showgirl in the movie and
she feels like Taylor should be giving her credit for that.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
But if that's I you were in a movie that
had showgirl in the history.

Speaker 3 (14:41):
Yeah, that would mean literally every showgirl in Vegas would
be upset with Taylor Swift. I mean this is kind
of more of like oh homage, like whatever. It is
more than just like is this about you? You're not
the only showgirl, sweetheart. I love Pamela Anderson, lots of
love for actually both of those women.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
But it's a stretch. It feels like a stretch that.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
Feels like they want to be in this, like they
want to be this is I mean, it's not so
bad when it says this, but like relevant, like I'm sorry,
but that so that that would mean every show girl
who's ever been a show gro being like Taylor Stift
did not give me credit.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
I'm a real show girl and she's using my name
as like an album she was. She definitely got all
her inspiration from me, exactly. Yeah, may do what.

Speaker 7 (15:21):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (15:21):
I don't know if it's like insecurity or if it's
just like human nature to want credit for certain things
even though it is a stretch. I'm not I'm not sure.
It's kind of interesting, but if you're Taylor Swift, you're
probably like you probably just.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
Like I don't I don't think who they see. Women
are iconic in their own right. But that's just crazy.

Speaker 3 (15:43):
Taylor Swift could say, who this is also crazy and
kind of nice. There's hope now paper resumes and in
person interviews are trending, and that is a new movement
when it comes to getting jobs. The whole point is
for people to or these companies to avoid that AI
slop that has been rolling in. So they want to
see people face to face. They want to see their

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resumes in their hand. And I think also it just
shows that you're making an effort to show up in
a different way.

Speaker 2 (16:12):
But I can still show up on Zoom that's still
logging into my computer and during the meeting.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
It's like those people that still write letters because they
romanticize back in the day when people wrote letters, and
so they send a letter every once in a while
to try to feel superior to the rest of us.
Have send emails, okay, but.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
Enjoy when you get a letter or a handwritten card
in the mail. Writing letters for hands, I can thank
you cards. I get cards from my friends that live
in different cities.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
I mail that much so bad. I believe that would
be the reason you're like oh wait month, Oh no,
all right, we'll wonder how your cart repode. Good point,
you haven't heard. It was a while ago. His car
is not repoad right now. I got it back. Yeah,

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I just that's what's trending. It's time to catch a Cheater.
Only on the Jubile Show. Jeff is on the phone
today for to Catch a Cheater and he thinks that
his girlfriend, Kat, who's been dating for three months, might
already be messing around. We'll see if we can help
him out, Jeff. Sorry, you're going through this, man, what's
going on? Why do you think Kat's cheating on you?

Speaker 7 (17:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (17:21):
Man, I mean, look, I'll just keep her sure and
simple pretty much.

Speaker 6 (17:26):
Kay.

Speaker 10 (17:27):
And I go to these parties every I don't know,
every couple.

Speaker 4 (17:30):
Of weeks or so.

Speaker 10 (17:31):
It's just kind of common friends that we have. I'm
an actor, she's an actor. We have a lot of
actor friends and nothing. We were at one of these
parties and I was talking to this one guy outside
having a cigarette and he was asking me how I
was going with Kat, and I was just telling you,
you know, it's going good. I mean I like her,
I think I love her. So far, so good. And
then he starts telling me, like to going on this

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tangent of telling me to be careful keep an eye
out on her. He saw her go in the room
with this guy and he was in there and she
was in.

Speaker 4 (17:59):
There a long time with him, and like that really
called me off guard. And I can't stop thinking about this.

Speaker 3 (18:07):
Yeah, that's always disturbing, especially when it's somebody that's close
to you, like you would hope they're just looking out
for you.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
Did you say anything to Kat?

Speaker 6 (18:15):
I mean I hadn't. No, I haven't had a second cat.

Speaker 10 (18:20):
No.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
Okay, does she act different around you?

Speaker 6 (18:24):
No?

Speaker 10 (18:25):
But I feel like I might start that acting different
because it's on my mind.

Speaker 3 (18:29):
Yeah, did this guy like give you details about who
she was in the room with or like was it
just kind of only?

Speaker 4 (18:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (18:37):
I just told me they were just in there. And
again he didn't sit there and confirm it that like
you know, who knows what, but like he was just
saying they were in there a long time.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
And how old do you know this dude?

Speaker 6 (18:48):
She's a friend of mine. He's a homie, I mean
when I'm best.

Speaker 4 (18:51):
Friend, but I know him.

Speaker 3 (18:52):
Does he like cat like? Like, is he cool with
her being your your girl.

Speaker 10 (18:58):
I mean, yeah, he's my Homemael wouldn't see why he'd
have a problem with Kat.

Speaker 6 (19:02):
He's just kind of part of.

Speaker 4 (19:03):
Our friend group. We all hang out at.

Speaker 6 (19:04):
These parties, were all artists. No, yeah, he's he's cool.

Speaker 3 (19:09):
Did you ever think about asking somebody else at these parties,
like if they'd seen her doing anything?

Speaker 6 (19:14):
Not not yet at least sure.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
I mean, you don't really want it to get back
to her that you're running around you and being like,
what's my girl doing? So probably better that you haven't.
Has she done anything like this before? Like does she
have a history of cheating that you're aware of?

Speaker 8 (19:30):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (19:30):
No, no, no no.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
And you didn't see where the guy, like the who
she went in with, Like did you didn't go check
on it, like, oh, let me go, where's my girlfriend?

Speaker 6 (19:39):
I wasn't there or else.

Speaker 10 (19:40):
Of course I would have like investigated or even gone
in the room if I actually saw her go in
the room back then.

Speaker 6 (19:46):
Of course, this is just I was sad to me.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
Yeah, okay, well we'll try to figure it out for you.
Already told us what grocery store she's a rewards card
member at, So we'll call and pretend to be from
the grocery store and tell her that every single month,
we choose one rewards card member at random who gets
three flowers delivered from our floral department, and we'll see
if she sends us to you or to somebody else. Okay,
sounds good, Okay, please, I'll come back and get your
to catch theeter next. Right in the middle of to

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catch a teeter and if you're just joining us, Jeff
is on the phone, and Jeff thinks that his girlfriend
Kat might be cheating. They've been dating for three months.
So in a minute, we're gonna call her and pretend
to be from the grocery store that she's a rewards
member at and say that every single month, we choose
one rewards member who gets three flowers delivered from our
floral department. We'll see if she sends us to Jeff
or to somebody else. But before we do that, Jeff,
why don't you catch us up on your situation?

Speaker 6 (20:34):
Yeah, pretty much.

Speaker 10 (20:35):
What happened was, I was just like one of these
parties with my girlfriend a bunch of other actor and
artist friends of ours. Is just to get together where
we just you know, enjoy ourselves during drink a little
play some games and I was outside having a cigarette
with one of the homies. It's just one of our
friends that comes tote parties off.

Speaker 6 (20:53):
And then he starts just asking me questions about Cat, how.

Speaker 4 (20:56):
It's going with her, And I'm telling him, you know,
things are going good. I like her, I think I
love her in three months.

Speaker 10 (21:01):
And then he's just starts putting off on this tangent,
telling me to be careful, keeping an eye out on
her and whatnot, and telling me that he saw Cat
go into a room with another guy who was in
there for a long time, and yeah, that's the big juice.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
Yeah, he tells you that. All right, are you read
for us to call her?

Speaker 6 (21:23):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (21:24):
Here we go. Hello, this is Gorbyn calling from Man.
I tak the cat please.

Speaker 6 (21:41):
Oh yeah, she's a sleep right now.

Speaker 4 (21:44):
No take a message or so.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
This is cat phone.

Speaker 6 (21:49):
Yeah yeah, yeah, I'm just answering it for she passed out.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
I can call back. I'm calling from the grocery store.

Speaker 6 (21:56):
What the Tim?

Speaker 4 (21:58):
Tim?

Speaker 1 (21:59):
What are you doing?

Speaker 4 (22:00):
Tim? Yo?

Speaker 6 (22:02):
Tim? What are you doing?

Speaker 4 (22:03):
What do you Why are you with Cat?

Speaker 1 (22:05):
Tim? This is the Jewel Show. It's a radio show.
My name is Jewbel. Yeah, I am Nina. Hi, I'm
Victoria and that's your buddy Jeff on the phone and
we do a segment called the Cat's Cheater. So he
thought Kat might be cheating because you kind of said
she might be.

Speaker 4 (22:19):
Oh man, yeah, you know Jeff?

Speaker 1 (22:24):
What what?

Speaker 4 (22:25):
Tim? I?

Speaker 1 (22:26):
Tim?

Speaker 6 (22:27):
Are you serious right now?

Speaker 4 (22:28):
You're the one that wouldn't eat?

Speaker 6 (22:31):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (22:32):
All right, let's not jump to conclusions even though I
have all ye, let's go, Tim, why are you answering
Cat's phone? And why are you there while she's asleep?

Speaker 6 (22:40):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (22:42):
Why do you guys think?

Speaker 1 (22:45):
Okay, so you're not denying it?

Speaker 4 (22:49):
No?

Speaker 6 (22:50):
No, no, no?

Speaker 1 (22:51):
How long has this been going on?

Speaker 6 (22:53):
Are you kidding me? What the man? Tim?

Speaker 4 (22:55):
What are you talking? What are you doing with Kat?
What are you doing? What?

Speaker 2 (23:02):
Bro?

Speaker 6 (23:02):
Didn't we talked last week? I told you to watch
out for her. That's what she does. He didn't told
me it was you, Pie. I mean, yeah, I guess
I didn't.

Speaker 4 (23:13):
But yeah, that was me to win the room with her.

Speaker 6 (23:16):
So, like you know, I guess surprised.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
Wait, so when you told him that his girlfriend Kat
went in the room with somebody, you were talking about yourself?

Speaker 6 (23:26):
I was, I mean, yeah, I mean, I was trying
to trying to be a good dude. Let him know,
you know she kind of know them to do this.

Speaker 3 (23:34):
Bro, you're just trying to help him out by baiting
her or like you just wanted to do this, Like
do you like her or what?

Speaker 7 (23:42):
What?

Speaker 1 (23:43):
I don't understand. I'm so lost.

Speaker 6 (23:45):
No, everyone just trying of hooked up at these parties
and that's like kind of what happened man there, Jeff,
you know you know this is what happens at these parties.

Speaker 4 (23:53):
Bro, Bro, Bro, don't call me bro man, you can't.
You've ruined everything. You ruined everything.

Speaker 6 (24:03):
Yeah, settled down, all right, something, I'm done.

Speaker 4 (24:08):
I'm done. I'm done. I'm done.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
Have me done to this guy? Got a nerve?

Speaker 4 (24:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (24:13):
Bro? What what happened to the party before? Okay?

Speaker 10 (24:18):
If I if I remember correctly here, Jeff, someone instigated
something with me a couple of weeks ago.

Speaker 6 (24:25):
And told me that cat was probably all doing the
same thing. Remember this.

Speaker 4 (24:30):
Look, all I remember is that you are being back
at East of Trash. You are a piece of trash
and the worst friend ever.

Speaker 6 (24:38):
Damn dude, stopping so hard on yourself. Man, Come on,
this is just like whatever well, like, okay, a couple
of weeks ago, I mean, Jeff kind of, you know, instigator,
kind of came on to me, told me that Kat
was probably all doing the same sort of thing.

Speaker 10 (24:59):
Yeah, wait, Jeff, what I don't it's just too much
for me.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
For me too, So did you hook up with Tim?

Speaker 4 (25:09):
All right? So what well, what's the problem with that?

Speaker 6 (25:13):
Huh?

Speaker 1 (25:13):
Well you cheated? Then you cheated too, Did Kat know?

Speaker 6 (25:17):
Yeah? I mean, I'm sot suspect. I didn't say anything,
but she knows. I mean, like being so hard on
you though, Bro, It's just it's just fun. I mean,
like everyone's just having a good time, you know.

Speaker 3 (25:29):
Okay, I don't know what goes on at these parties.
As long as everybody's on the same page, it's a
good time. But it seems like we've got a little
bit of different ideas, that's true, Okay, all right, Well.

Speaker 6 (25:38):
Tim Lloyd what about? Came over and we talked it
out and we can settle this.

Speaker 4 (25:42):
It's not a big deal.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
Dang Tim skirting Jeff?

Speaker 10 (25:45):
Right now, look, now, I can be there in like
thirty minutes, not that far thirty minutes.

Speaker 6 (25:51):
You better be here in thirty minutes.

Speaker 4 (25:52):
And you only have thirty minutes be quid?

Speaker 1 (25:55):
What? Okay? For what? I think I know? All right, well,
let's you guys work it out. Jeff, I'm glad you
know you got your answer. It happened, and take care bye. Okay,
all right, the Jebel Shows to catch a Cheater? What
am I some sort of a mentally challenged airhead? No,

(26:19):
not even I didn't say that. It was like, why
am I even listening to? To begin with? You're virgin
who can't drive? Almost time for America's favorite trivia game,
you versus Victoria. Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez
in a game of trivia for tickets to see Wheezer,
Janelle Monet and a bunch of other moores. Yeah, all

(26:40):
at the Bummershoe Music Festival. So call us right now
if you want to play eight eight eight three four
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three one o six one. You can also DM us
at the Jebel Show or go to the Jebelshow dot
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beat Victoria. Dude, I feel like a six year old
man right now. My back. I don't know what I
did do it but it's just killing me my back.

(27:02):
It's told you girl, get that.

Speaker 9 (27:04):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
All right, we'll play you verse Victoria right after this
Sidubile show. Good morning, take order.

Speaker 11 (27:10):
I'm gonna tall a large black coffee, large black cost
Do you mean a venty?

Speaker 4 (27:16):
No? I mean a large?

Speaker 1 (27:17):
He means a venti.

Speaker 4 (27:18):
Ye have the biggest on you.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
That venti is large, is twenty large is large. In fact,
toll is large and.

Speaker 4 (27:27):
Ronde is Spanish for large. Venti's the only one that
doesn't mean large. He's also the only one that's Italian.
Congratulations for stupid and three languages.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
Time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria, your
chance to take on Victoria ramire is in a game
of trivia for tickets to see Weezer, Janelle, Money, and
more at the Bumbershoot Music Festival. And that's meet today's
contestant for you verus Victoria. Daniel. What's up, Daniel?

Speaker 4 (27:52):
Not too bad? I found my way into work.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
It's nice. Where do you work? Hi? Am adpa mechanic
for a little company? Oh sweet? What does that mean?
Diesel mechanic? Is that different? Spos? That like the diesel
you put in your car. Are you not supposed to
put in your car at the gas station?

Speaker 4 (28:08):
I just maintained the semi trucks.

Speaker 1 (28:10):
I lube them, giving them oil changes and do stuff
to maintain them. Oria's laying all right, We're gonna send
Victoria out of the studio. And while she's leaving, Daniel,
here's how the game is played. You have thirty seconds
to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't
know one, Jesse pass and Victoria has to beat you

(28:31):
outright to win. Okay, okay, are you ready?

Speaker 12 (28:35):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (28:36):
All right, here we go, Daniel. Your time starts now.
Which fabric was invented in ancient China?

Speaker 6 (28:45):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (28:46):
Who was the first actor to play Batman?

Speaker 7 (28:50):
Ah?

Speaker 3 (28:53):
Who is the fashion designer in the Incredibles? What country
has the most tornadoes? What is the hardest substance in
the human body?

Speaker 9 (29:09):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (29:10):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (29:12):
I got that. I don't bring Victoria back into the studio.
And while she's getting settled and putting on her headphones
and stuff, Daniel, here's a question for you. If you
could replace your nose with one fruit, what fruit would
you pick?

Speaker 4 (29:23):
Ooh, strawberries?

Speaker 1 (29:27):
Oh yeah, strawberry nose. Why, it's kind of cute. Yeah,
why strawberry.

Speaker 10 (29:33):
I love the way you smell.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
Oh that's a good call. I love strawberry. Smelling strawberry
all the time, because it be your nose, Victoria. If
you had to replace your nose with one fruit, what
fruit would it be?

Speaker 2 (29:43):
I was also going to say strawberry, and I thought
of banana. That'd be kind of funny.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
Banana would be funny. Nose, Yeah, tickle tiggle? Whoa? What?

Speaker 10 (29:53):
Right?

Speaker 12 (29:54):
Here?

Speaker 1 (29:54):
Are people like?

Speaker 13 (29:55):
You?

Speaker 7 (29:55):
Know?

Speaker 1 (29:55):
With your nose? Thirty seconds? Answer as many questions as
possible if you don't know, and just say pass. And
you have to be Daniel outright to win? And are
you ready, Victoria?

Speaker 3 (30:05):
Yes, Taxi McCarthy, Daniel, you can tell Victoria win to go?
Which fabric was invented in ancient China? Who was the
first actor to play Batman? Christian Bale? That's not true.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
Who is the fashion designer in The Incredibles?

Speaker 7 (30:28):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (30:29):
Edna go, she's funny. What country has the most tornadoes?
The USA? What is the hardest substance in the human body?

Speaker 2 (30:38):
Uh? My stomach? Wait what?

Speaker 1 (30:41):
Wait? Wait wait wait wait wait wait, she's ripped. All right,
Let's send it over to the scoreboard and see how
you guys did with our scoreboard. Our social media producer
Gabby So, Victoria got.

Speaker 11 (30:55):
Too correct lean, Daniel got I I think a two
or three?

Speaker 1 (31:03):
You got two? Yeah too, at least two. At least
two he got. At least two, he got like two
point one. Yay, win, No matter what, even if you tied,
its still a win. Congratulations Daniel.

Speaker 4 (31:14):
You did.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
You'd be Victoria and you got tickets to bumblesh you
just for playing right than Yeah, let's get the answers
now with Nina. Silk is the.

Speaker 3 (31:24):
Fabric that was invented in ancient China. Lewis Wilson was
the first actor to play Batman.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
I don't know. I was trying to figure that out.
I've never heard of that du before ever. It's a
terrible Batman. Yeah, No one remembers think he was so good.
They only know him as Batman. No one knows him
as Batman. That was a good twist, Wilson. Lewis Wilson.
I'm going to look him up. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (31:50):
The fashion designer and the Incredibles is Edna Mode. The
country that has the most tornadoes is the United States,
and this is kind of where the point one came
in because he said Texas, but the country, not the state.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
I say, that's not US.

Speaker 11 (32:04):
Texas has the most tornadoes, Like it's the state with
the most tornadoes.

Speaker 3 (32:07):
So it was even more accurate. Right, So that was
the point one. The hardest substance in the human body
is tooth and animal. Lewis Wilson, did you get the
same picture I did? Because Homie does not look like Batman?

Speaker 7 (32:18):
No.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
Yeah, he definitely doesn't look like Batman. I'm probably to
get the same picture. I'm looking at his Wikipedia right now. No,
it's just says Lewis Wilson. I'm looking about Junior and Homie.
I'm pretty sure this guy was like in the army, Like,
this is not a Batman. Yeah, this too looks like
he was an army too, Lewis Gilbert Wilson. Oh, this
is Gilbert. Mine has an h in the middle. Oh, yeah,

(32:38):
I got Gilbert. I'm on Gilbert, Lewis Gilbert looking him up. Hey, Daniel,
thank you for playing man. Congratulations than you do. You
have a good one. We play you were Victoria this
the same time every single weekday morning. I remember, if
you want to play Victoria, I have to is DMUs
at the Jewel Show or go to the Jewbilshow dot com?
What do you look confused for, Victoria? Well, I think

(33:00):
spelling lewis wrong, Fellow spelled it right.

Speaker 2 (33:02):
And this guy when he was young looks like a
pretty hot batman.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
I think it was the youngest batman ever.

Speaker 11 (33:09):
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Speaker 1 (33:17):
Hazel is on the phone today for our first Day
follow up and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Trent.
So in a few minutes we'll call him and see
if he'll tell us why he's Ghostinger and maybe get
her a second date. But first, Hazel, how long has
it been since you heard from Trent?

Speaker 4 (33:30):
It's not about a week.

Speaker 7 (33:31):
Which is like killing me, it's been so long.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
But when was the last time you reached out?

Speaker 7 (33:37):
I texted him yesterday, which I was like, I wish
I hadn't I So for our date we went to
a Faultson night cool, and so yesterday I texted him
I'm still waiting for our next dance and then I
heard nothing, and I was like all night, I was like, oh, no, hurt.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
Thanks, because I was cute what you said anyway.

Speaker 7 (33:59):
I thought, so, yeah, yeah, it was an amazing date,
Like it was so fun. He planned it and he's
like an amazing dancer. So we went to this Salton
night and it was like there was like music and
great lights and he was trying to teach me some
moves and I'm not a dancer or remover, and so
I failed spectacularly. But I feel like it was an
amazing date because he was so he had such a

(34:21):
good sense of humor about it, and we were laughing
about the fact that I was not a graceful dancer,
and like we were laughing so hard my stomach hurt,
which I just feel like is such a good sign
on the first date, you know for sure? What else
did you guys do? Well?

Speaker 1 (34:34):
Okay?

Speaker 7 (34:34):
So then after okay, so all the like first dances happened,
like there was like the teacher and stuff, and then
they played some slower songs, and then during the slower songs,
he was like holding me very close, which I appreciated
more than I can say.

Speaker 6 (34:49):
At the end of the night he did kiss me, and.

Speaker 7 (34:53):
It was like not just like you know, I feel
like I've been going on these days lightly on hint
where it's like these kisses are so weird at the
end of the night and this is like a movie kiss,
you know, and I like keep replying it in my
head it was so good, and so I'm just like, wait.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
Where is he?

Speaker 7 (35:07):
Like, I just I'm like I wasn't lying to myself,
Like the chemistry was there, it was so fun.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
Okay, what could have gone wrong?

Speaker 4 (35:14):
I know?

Speaker 7 (35:14):
I mean that's what I've been like, ah, God like
spiraling out about. I feel like I've been like thinking
over our whole conversation through the whole night, and I
feel like at one point, like we were just talking
about like values and stuff, and I said, I like
don't believe in marriage, but he seemed like so fine
about that. But I'm like maybe that threw him off.
I don't like at the end of the night, he
I like went to kiss him again after our first kiss,

(35:36):
and he like turned his head and I got the
cheek and I was.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
Like, oh my gosh.

Speaker 7 (35:41):
So I was like something I knew at the end
of the night, like maybe something was off, but but
also like everything else is like so fun that I
just thought that I'm not crazy like that was an
amazing tape, right.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
So something changed?

Speaker 7 (35:54):
Yeah, something changed, And I'm like, and I have no
idea what it is because everything, I mean, he's like
so great and like he's stupid handsome, and you know,
I just was like he's really charming, but not like
an overly like performative way.

Speaker 6 (36:10):
He was just like.

Speaker 4 (36:10):
Everything we were reviving, like we'd.

Speaker 7 (36:12):
Known each other for a really long time, and I
just felt like I wasn't lying to myself.

Speaker 6 (36:16):
I don't think.

Speaker 3 (36:17):
Yeah, well that's what makes it so weird? Would jubile
on like a first date? If somebody tells you that
they don't believe in marriage and that's something that you
want in your life, are you going to bow out
after one?

Speaker 7 (36:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (36:27):
Probably, like I wanted to be. If I wanted marriage
and they said they weren't down with it, probably I
probably wouldn't waste my time with another date. So oh
it could be the reason why. But yeah, I know,
I mean it, that's what I'm looking for, you know,
why waste my time? Okay, Well we'll see if that
is it. We'll play a song, come back and then
call him and see if it's all us. Why is
he go sing? You and maybe get you another date. Okay, okay, perfect,

(36:49):
thank you? All right, we'll get your first aid follow
up next. Right in the middle of your first date
follow up and if you're just joining us, Hazel is
on the phone and Hey is getting ghosted by a
guy named Trent. So we're about to call him and
see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting her and
maybe get her a second date. But before we do that, Hazel,
why don't you refresh our memory on your date real quick?

Speaker 7 (37:10):
Okay, So Trent and I went to a Salton night.
We had an amazing time. He's an amazing answer. I
am not.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
However, I feel like.

Speaker 7 (37:17):
We were laughing all night. We shared like a spectacular kiss,
and now I haven't heard from him in a week.
I think maybe it's because I said that I don't
believe in marriage, but at the time you can find
about that. So I'm a little bit unsure about why
he hasn't texted me back.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
I guess after our first date it's a compliment, no
matter what if that is what it is, because it's
like I can see your's wifey and she doesn't want
to get married. Bye. Maybe now, all right, are you
ready for us to call him.

Speaker 10 (37:43):
Yes, thank you?

Speaker 1 (37:44):
All right, here we go hello him me ask weeks
to Trent please. Yeah, it was sim was calling Hey, Trent,
how are you? This is the Jubil Show. It's a
radio show. What's up, Trent?

Speaker 3 (38:04):
I'm Nina, Hi, I'm Victoria, and I'm Jewbel.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
How are you? Yeah, it's a radio show. Have you
ever heard of it?

Speaker 7 (38:11):
No?

Speaker 1 (38:12):
Okay, well I'll tell you. It's called the Jubile Show.
It's a radio show. And we do a segment on
our show where if you go out on a date
with somebody and you end up ghosting them, that person
can ask us to get you on the phone and
ask why. It's called the first Date follow up. And
we got an email about you from somebody. Oh, okay,
are you ghosting anybody right now?

Speaker 4 (38:33):
This has gotta be about Hazel. Yeah, it has to be.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
Yes, it is. It is about Hazel. So Hazel emailed us.
We talked to her about your date. Sounded really great,
sounded like you liked her, She liked you a lot.
You had a hot kiss. Would you mind telling us
why you're a ghostinger?

Speaker 13 (38:50):
Oh? Man, don't get me wrong. We had an outstanding
time but to be honest, it was something else. We
had this amazing dance teacher and it was just like
Hazel was like infatuated with her.

Speaker 4 (39:07):
She kept telling me how beautiful she was, and she.

Speaker 13 (39:10):
Kept like gawking at her and like she's like she
gives me butterflies.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
And I was like, what is this?

Speaker 4 (39:16):
Like just threw me off. It felt like she was
like into women.

Speaker 13 (39:20):
I mean, I don't know that I'm ready for anything
like that, and it was I'm just confused, Like I
thought she was way into this girl.

Speaker 1 (39:28):
Okay, So you thought that Hazel was more into the
dance instructor than you on the date? Is that why
your ghostinger?

Speaker 13 (39:36):
She was definitely into me, but she was definitely onto
the dance instructor, like in a way I've never seen before,
Like I like when the girl looks at me the
way she looked at the dance instructor.

Speaker 4 (39:46):
So I was just confused, you feel.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
Me, okay, And that's the reason you're not calling her back. Yeah,
but you didn't think like maybe go out there again
and try to figure it out or as.

Speaker 3 (39:59):
I'm no, it just threw me off, you know, and
you just thought it was easier just to like walk
away from the whole thing exactly.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
All right, Well, thanks for being honest with us and Trent.
Now I'll let you know that Hazel is actually on
the phone listening and wants to talk to you.

Speaker 7 (40:15):
Try. Oh my gosh, I okay wait should I am
I allowed to talk now?

Speaker 1 (40:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (40:23):
Okay I Trent, No, I can't believe that's the reason
we had an amazing date that was like the most
fun I've had on a first date in so long.
And I like, youghosting me because I admired our dance teacher. No, real, like,
I do not like women like that.

Speaker 4 (40:43):
Okay.

Speaker 13 (40:43):
I wasn't trying to be judgment or anything. It's just
I don't know some some women are into women like that.

Speaker 7 (40:49):
No, I mean I like love women. I think they're
like incredible, like beautiful creatures. And our dance teacher was
like an amazing woman, Like she was like graceful and
strong and like some stunning.

Speaker 12 (41:01):
But yeah that sounds like you see how she's describing
her now, But yeah, yeah, I just had a woman.

Speaker 7 (41:12):
But I'm like, I was like excited by her because
I was like, oh my god, like when I said
to think about butterflies, that was like I'm having butterflies
out watching her dance because I was so excited, like
about the idea that like, oh my god, like what
if one day I could dance like that? And like
dance You're such a good dancer. I was like, maybe
one day I'll be like her. And I was so
excited about you and like the idea of dancing with you.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
Well, Trent, would you like to go out with Hazel
on another day? We'll pay for it.

Speaker 13 (41:40):
You know that that would be great, But right now
I have to decline.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
Really why?

Speaker 13 (41:46):
Well, you see, the thing is with that dance teacher,
I kind of asked her out and we're going out?

Speaker 6 (41:56):
Are you serious?

Speaker 4 (41:58):
You did say she was so beautiful?

Speaker 13 (42:00):
I mean I think I was into her just as
much as you were.

Speaker 7 (42:04):
When did you even talk to her? Like they slid
into our dms after our.

Speaker 13 (42:08):
D No, No, after that weird little kiss you gave
me at the end and went off, I went back,
and you know, we started talking and we had a
little heart to heart and that just one thing led
to another, and I asked her out.

Speaker 4 (42:23):
And here we are. Huh wow, wow, wow, Tread.

Speaker 7 (42:29):
I mean, I'm not gonna lie that this hurts, but.

Speaker 13 (42:34):
Well, she's giving me butterflies now, so okay, wow, okay,
Well I'm not gonna lie.

Speaker 7 (42:41):
This definitely hurts, but I agree that she was an
amazing woman. At least someone is going out with her,
so tread that's select to both of you.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
Honestly, man, where do you guys take these dands on that?
I'm dying to know?

Speaker 4 (43:00):
Jubile's first date follow up?

Speaker 1 (43:02):
If you see a rogue ruma going down the street,
it's probably Todd. So if you see that, let me
know so I can put him back into space and
close the bedroom door so he never gets out again.
Has Todd been found? Who knows? Or is there still
a roomball on the loose. Well, you'll find out what's
going on with the show. We check in with all

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of us and what's going on into our lives. Next,
it's the Jubal Show. Your Heart is True, you are
bell and ring everyone.

Speaker 5 (43:46):
The biggest gift would be from me and the cod
detached would say thank you. Every iconic show has their
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Speaker 1 (43:57):
Why it's the Jewel Show with your drunken n Hi.
And then there's everybody's younger sister Victoria Ramirez Hi. And
who could forget the quirky neighbor kid who peers through
our window every once in a while to ask if
her turtle Turbo Tim can use our TV to stream
The Fast and the Furious because he wants to feel fast.
Our social media producer Gabby, Sorry, what was that? I said?

(44:23):
That's so cute. And then there's me. I'm Jewel and
this is the Jewel Show and this is the time
of week where we check in with the show and
see what's going on in our lives. So, Nina, what's
up with you this week?

Speaker 3 (44:33):
So I learned a new waydiot free drinks that has
nothing to do with flirting whatsoever.

Speaker 1 (44:38):
Woo, it's all about crying girl. What So this was
an accident.

Speaker 3 (44:43):
My best friend Mackenzie took me out to dinner for
my birthday and we were sitting up at the bar
and I don't know, it's like just to write a
passage every single year I cry on my birthday.

Speaker 1 (44:52):
Why she cries with me? It's not sad even, it's
just like are you proud of yourself? Like you know,
reflection and all this stuff.

Speaker 3 (45:00):
So I've already had two glasses of wine, and now
I'm sitting there and I'm I'm crying. This bartender, this
poor guy's like, I don't know how the two girls.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
Sitting at the bar, they're starting to cry.

Speaker 3 (45:10):
He shows up with one little chocolate shot and I
was like, oh, thank you.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
That helps.

Speaker 3 (45:14):
And then we're talking some more, and then I start
to cry a little bit again and.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
He's like, oh no.

Speaker 3 (45:18):
He goes back with some lemon cello and he's like,
I got three shots of lemon cello, a chocolate shot,
and a free glass of wine. WHOA because I'm sitting
there crying at the bar.

Speaker 1 (45:28):
Good move. I gotta try that.

Speaker 3 (45:30):
I mean, yeah, because people are people don't know what
to do when they see people crying in the wild.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
Yeah, because it's just like it is true. It's it's
weird when you walk by someone in there crying. You
don't know what to do.

Speaker 3 (45:39):
No, because you're like, are you okay or you're not?
I was perfectly fine, but it was like do you ask?

Speaker 1 (45:44):
Do you not ask?

Speaker 2 (45:44):
Like I don't want to bribe, but then I also
want to be helpful, but then I also I don't want.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
To know it might not be my business. Yeah, so
just here you go. It's like a binky. It's like
a binky for a baby. All right, here's your lemon shello.
It's a great life fact, Victoria. Want something you this, guys.

Speaker 2 (46:01):
I almost met my end this weekend, as like I
almost on the light.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
Okay, it was so scary, I know.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
So I was driving back home and I had with
my cousin and it was getting pretty late, like we
got home.

Speaker 1 (46:12):
At one o'clock in the morning. Mind you.

Speaker 2 (46:13):
I was so worked as real clear, like it wasn't
like a crazy night or anything, but we were just
far away from home and so.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
This sounds like a sad song, I know.

Speaker 2 (46:22):
But so we were driving back and she tells me,
She's like, hey, if you need me to drive at
any point, like let me know, I'll drive. I'm like, wow,
that's so sweet, thank you. And so I'm like chilling.
I'm jamming and music, and then I start to really
start falling as sleep, like my eyes start like closing
a little bit, and I'm like, we need to change,
Like I don't think I can do this. I need
to be safe. I look over she's passed out.

Speaker 7 (46:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
So then I started blasting rave music. She did not
even wake up to that. No, And I'm like, wow,
the girl, we.

Speaker 2 (46:48):
Could literally meet our end right now and you would
not even notice. She was snoring for a little bit,
and then she finally woke up and she goes, it's okay,
you can do it, and she rubbed my shoulder and
I'm like, well.

Speaker 1 (46:57):
Thank you. I smacked her me too. Oh look, it's
our social media producer Gabby stopping by. Gabby. What's up
with you this week? You guys. I have such a
fun new hobby to tell you guys about it. I
got a I got one of those you know, those
little grabby pick her upper things.

Speaker 11 (47:15):
Whoa, Yeah, I got one from Amazon and I've been
taking it on my dog walks and you can just
pick up trash.

Speaker 1 (47:22):
Well, you are you fun? Fun was one of those
things that would be fun to pick up days. It's
so fun.

Speaker 11 (47:30):
Is It's like so satisfying to pick things up with
the little pick her upper thing and you're actually doing
something good for the community.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
I love that you see a project pinch anybody when
you walk by. I'm just to say fun, I should.

Speaker 3 (47:44):
There's another couple a little but there's another couple in
our neighborhood because Gabby and I live close to each
other that they're older couple. They walk around in the
morning with those pinchers and they clean up the trash
on the side of the road.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
I should hit them up. That's your future a squad.
He's such a nice person. She likes to pick up
trash inside road. He was like, oh, you got a pincher.

Speaker 2 (48:01):
Yeah, and some butts.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
The only way I picking up on the trash in
the side road of this court order. Oh no, what's
going on with you, jube? I? Uh, my allergies have
been killing me. But I've been investing in all sorts
of fun ear popping and nasal cleaning machines. But I
did have an incident last night. I actually brought one

(48:27):
with me that I like a lot. I'm gonna do
it real quick.

Speaker 3 (48:28):
I thought you were trimming your nose hairs and it
makes this noise.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
My allergies have been so bad, so like, my ears
won't pop. But check this thing out. What are you already?
You put water in his mouth? Yep, that's part of
the process. Hmm, Okay, what.

Speaker 11 (48:49):
Is that he's trying to pop? He's trying to pop
his ears. Sounds so scary.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
He has one machine. Yeah, yeah, the machine. Put it
on your nose and you put water in your mouth
and then you blow your blow it in your nose
until your ears fill up with air for like fifteen seconds,
and then you try to swallow the water at the
same time. It's very difficult. I mean, you gotta be
here for that. You're gona pop your eardrum. By the way, well,
I got this new nasal cleaner last night, and I

(49:17):
think I don't I just want to give a warning
to everybody. Don't just don't try to do your own
science projects, you know, because I got this nasal cleaner
last night. It's a it's a good one, and it's
supposed to like flush water through your nose and through
your nasal passage and then suck it out the other side.
And this one is hardcore. I've had a few of
those and they're like, you know, fine, they're entry level.
This one is a beast expert. And also I was like,

(49:40):
you know what, man, I'm gonna throw I'm gonna throw
a little hydrogen peroxide in the water. Just see what happens. Oh,
it burnt so bad. It literally knocks me on the floor.
I was laying on the floor, and I'm like, I
don't think that was a good idea. My ears were burning,
my nose was burning. You're just like lying Google if

(50:02):
you could do that beforehand. No, I just figured to
be fine. Yeah, just laying on the floor with snock
coming out of my mouth and like that works.

Speaker 2 (50:19):
Who No one told them to never do science products alone,
so he does all of them alone.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
Yeah, So that was a warning to you. If you
have a nose sucker machine, don't throw any hydrogen brocksie.
They're not even a couple of drops. No one else
has one of those. It's just you. You're the only
one laying on the floor. It don't blow your mind.

Speaker 6 (50:35):
Man.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
It was weird feeling literally what happened? Did you just
like almost like pass out like things? It felt like, well,
it felt like the water was going through out of
my ears. You know, normally doesn't even do the ear
thing at all, but I don't know if it was
fizzing up because of the hydrogip proxyide what. And then
the inside of my ears was burning, nasal cavity was
on fire. Did you go to the doctor? I mean

(50:58):
maybe after that I might want it to get out
now your neighbor's reactions. We're just seeing you like in
the windows, like running everywhere. My first thought was this
would be awkward. I might have to call in death tomorrow.
I need my ears for my job, though weird, like, well,
that's an excuse because no, I swear I can't regular

(51:20):
wellness checks on this time.

Speaker 3 (51:22):
Trending, monkey barring or monkey branching is a term you
need to know if you're out in the streets trying
to find love. This is a second day in a
row where we're getting new dating trends. But basically this
just means that you're somebody that moves from person to
person and you can't be single. So when you move
through the branches, you move on the bars or like
we're on to the next, on to the next.

Speaker 1 (51:43):
Isn't that called something else? UH find swinging up for people.

Speaker 3 (51:48):
It's not like I'm not facing your problems. It's just
like suppressing.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
You can't be Uh, you can't be your code offended.

Speaker 2 (51:56):
Yes, that's exactly part of me by yourself. Yes, can
we stop call new terms. I'm not gonna like guys,
you're all confusing me with these all.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
These new terms.

Speaker 3 (52:02):
I will say though, that these types of terms do
give you a very clear visual of what people are doing,
because maybe sometimes the emotional words are like the therapy
words are kind of tricky or not fully processed. But
when you start talking about monkey barring or monkey branching,
I see you, I see your say monkey.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
Barringay, I think you might be a monkey brancher. Really,
what you really want to know? What are you flirting
with me? You're like asking me for drinks? Are you jealous?
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (52:39):
Yes, here's something you shouldn't be jealous of. Dead plant vibes.
Dead plant vibes is also trending, and essentially that means
that you're giving off a bad like energy, negative energy,
because when you walk into a home that has dead
plants in it, they do also add to the energy
of the space. It's negative, it's drain, it's all of

(53:01):
those things. And so now it's a new way to
describe somebody's energy.

Speaker 1 (53:05):
You're giving me dead plant back. I forgot to water
my plant now that I just thought about it. Yikes,
Oh you better do that, I know. But also, plants
are hard to keep alive. Have you ever noticed that.

Speaker 3 (53:13):
No, because I've had the same plant now for seven years,
kept it alive for seven years. The money tree, oh dang,
you water it all the time. Once a week, I
give it ice cubes water ten to eleven ice cubes.
That's my issue. My mom taught me that hack, and honestly,
it's the easiest thing to do. Instead of just like
pouring water with the whatever thing, just put ice cubes
in there. Get an easy plant. This is not an

(53:34):
ad for easy plant.

Speaker 1 (53:35):
But is it actually called easy plant? Yeah, but that's
what I get. But the the pots that they go in,
they have like a self watering thing. You just water
it like once every month and it like feeds it
at the water. Why people think I'm good at watering
my plants, but no, I'm not good at any shores
like that. I don't think anyone thought you were gonna.

Speaker 3 (53:53):
I just definitely didn't think that. But there's no dead
plant vibes dead plants in my house. I have a
lot of plants, you know, but they are pretty much
self watering.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
That's really cool. Actually around me.

Speaker 3 (54:06):
Will be self sufficient, but you will admire it and
you will cheer it on.

Speaker 1 (54:12):
Thinking of your dog that Beeves. Now, yeah, okay, he's
trying to figure out still he seeks aungry. Maybe I
should take it out. Oh my gosh, I just.

Speaker 3 (54:20):
Have to tell you this and then we can go.
Post Malone is the new face of skims. Okay, that's
what's trending.

Speaker 1 (54:25):
What post Malone and skims? Huh? Yeah. The picture is
actually kind of cool.

Speaker 3 (54:30):
So he's like wearing these boxer braks and it looks
like they have tattoos on him too, just like his body.
So he's completely covered in tattoos and he feels very
hot by being the new face of skims.

Speaker 2 (54:39):
His boxers have tattoos like a print.

Speaker 1 (54:43):
Can you like put your own prints on there? I
don't know. I didn't do all the research. I just
stopped at post Malone. It is the new face of scams. Okay,
doubles dirty little secret? Hey, what's up? Hey you have
a dirty little secret.

Speaker 9 (54:58):
Yeah, but I don't want to do anyone need any ideas?

Speaker 1 (55:02):
Okay, what is it?

Speaker 4 (55:04):
So?

Speaker 9 (55:05):
When I was living, you know, paycheck almost paycheck for
a while, I remember something. So I would start on
like local marketing places and I might see word with
the costco and I would find things that people had
bought at Costco, like couches, furniture, like a fireplace that
they were selling pretty cheap, And a couple of times,

(55:25):
like four or five, they would talk to me like, oh,
you know, I love buying stuff that people bought from Costco.
Would love to grab this from you the approved of
purchase just co. Costco hoult their warranty and every time
they gave it to me, so I would. For example,
most the last time I did that, I bought like
a fireplace entertainment center from someone on Facebook for one

(55:50):
hundred dollars and they gave me this copy of the
Costco receipt. So I walked into Costco, returned it and
got seven hundred and eighty dollars and dan because because
I needed diapers and gas and not a fire place.

Speaker 1 (56:06):
Wow, that was.

Speaker 9 (56:07):
My option right then and walking this was a house
warming president. I don't like it anymore. Okay, click click
here you go.

Speaker 1 (56:14):
I think you did, yeah, like finess Costco. When I
was struggling, Wow, that's a great life act. I was
gonna say, honestly, pop.

Speaker 9 (56:25):
Up, that's what That's what I'm saying at all, not
you know, do what the information as you will. However,
really values their return policy and with your membership, you
pay for.

Speaker 4 (56:38):
A question with you return.

Speaker 1 (56:40):
Wow, the customers doesn't matter who bought it. Dang, well,
thank you for your dirty little secret.

Speaker 6 (56:47):
Huh, you're welcome, have a good day.

Speaker 1 (56:49):
Thank you. Here's up. You will show a dirty little secret?
You have one?

Speaker 7 (56:55):
Yes, we do.

Speaker 1 (56:56):
Sweet? What is it?

Speaker 8 (56:58):
Well, a couple of years back, I was struggling to
make money and I needed clothes for a job interview,
and so I ordered something small for like forty dollars
and I returned it forty dollars because it was Yeah,
it was you know, I wanted it to so I
was bummed when it didn't fit. It was like too small.
So I you know, packaged it up, went to return it,

(57:20):
and they accidentally refunded me like eight thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (57:26):
Whoa waiting that?

Speaker 3 (57:29):
How did they not knowing they were going to be
like forty five?

Speaker 13 (57:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (57:34):
No, And so I just waited to see if they
catch it, and they never did, so so I didn't
say anything.

Speaker 3 (57:42):
Yeah, so you spent forty dollars and got eight thousand
dollars Heck, yeah bad?

Speaker 8 (57:48):
Yeah, So I just like kept the money and used
it to get myself sort of started up on OnlyFans
and now I'm making great money.

Speaker 1 (57:57):
Oh so you invested in yourself. We love to hear myself.
That's the way to do it. Well, thank you for
telling us your dirty little secret.

Speaker 8 (58:05):
Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 1 (58:07):
What's your dirty little secret.

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