The Full Jubal Show from April 11th, 2025

From dire wolves to “skinny discounts,” toothbrush betrayals to ghosting drama—we’ve got another chaotic, hilarious, and totally unmissable day on The Jubal Show:

• Nina’s What’s Trending –

  • The Minecraft Movie has been getting the cops called on the film while playing in theatres.

  • What's going on with Justin Beiber and his clothing line, Drew?
  • Panic Percentage is trending... What does it even mean?
  • One man ended up in the hospital for smelling his socks!

• BONUS - Things People Say to Sound Smart – If you’ve ever heard someone say “circle back” or “it is what it is” like it’s a life mantra… this one’s for you.

• Dirty Little Secret - Cheaty McTattoo Face and the Bum Brush – Tattoos, cheating, and toothbrushes doing jobs they were never meant to do. It’s a double dirty.

• First Date Follow Up - Britt & Sean – Britt thought it was all good… but Sean vanished. Can we get her that second date or nah?

• TRIVIA - You vs Victoria - Wait... Not a Shut Out?! – For once, Victoria didn’t destroy someone. History made.

• Jubal Phone Prank - Juniper is Inside Your Walls – What starts as pest control turns into a horror movie… with laughs.

• BONUS - Unhinged Gym Behavior – From grunting monsters to selfie kings, we’re calling out the weirdest gym nonsense.

• To Catch A Cheater - Is Evan Cheating on Danielle? – Happy Hour, no buzz, weird vibes. Is Evan cheating or just boring? Let’s find out.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
What time do you naturally wake up in your morning?

Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's the Jewble Show.

Speaker 1 (00:04):
Are you up at five am? No coffee bouncing around
your house and annoying everybody?

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (00:09):
Are you up at eight am and ease into the
day by scrolling on your phone for forty five minutes
until you absolutely have to get out of bed? Or
are you one of those people that wakes up at noon,
looks out the window and says nope, and then goes
back to sleep. Well, a new study is out that
says what your natural wake up time about Sorry, what
your natural wake up time says about your personality? Okay,

(00:32):
so think about what time you normally wake up, and
then right after this we'll tell you what it says
about you as a person. That's in three minutes. It's
the Jewbal Show. What does the time you wake up
in the morning say about you as a person?

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Great question, it's a good question.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
I know you didn't ask it this morning, but we're
gonna tell you because a new survey, a new research
just came out that says you can tell everything about
your personality based on what time you naturally wake up
in the morning. So we'll go over now. So you
can learn a little bit more about yourself.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
And there's a lot of day where you don't have
an alarm, Like this is just you doing you?

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Yeah, okay, well, I mean maybe in alarm. I don't know.
I can't tell if it says anything about like alarm
or no alarm, but basically, what time you get up
in the morning? Okay, if you wake up at four am?

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Waking up that early? He says it naturally, I get
up at three thirty Jubil morning. Why do you do that? Naturally?

Speaker 1 (01:24):
You have an alarm? Now, I do it naturally? Yeah,
Like it's rare that I sleep past four Yeah, even
on the weekends.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Oh no, before, but that's with an alarm during the
week only.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
It says, if you wake up at four am, your
personality is highly disciplined and proactive. People who wake up
at four am often have a strong sense of discipline
and self control.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
I feel like you are pretty disciplined, right.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Yeah, with the things I want to be you want
to be, Yeah, you are ask me to be disciplined
about checking an email?

Speaker 2 (01:59):
You don't want to be I have asked for this. Yes.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
It says they're energetic risers. That's true. For me, like
I wake up and I'm just up, like I pop
out of bed. I don't. I've never really well, I'm
sure I have at some point, but most of the
time I don't feel that like, oh it's morning. I'm like, yay,
it's morning, let's go.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
That's a cute ying around.

Speaker 5 (02:19):
Me if you never want to just lay down and
like relax for a minute and be like, oh, I
you have to get up.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
But she's like, you know, like my alarm goes off
and I instantly pop out of bed, like I literally
hop out of bed most mornings.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
That's good discipline.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
Think about when we're on those like group vacated, not
vacations but work trips. Right, we're in Jamaica and he's
already up, watched the sunrise, had breakfast, worked out, did
all that stuff by.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
The time we're like, oh man, I'm all over.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
As waking up As such, an early time reflects a
proactive personality characterized by a drive to take initiative, set goals,
and accomplish them. The initiative and setting goals absolutely true,
accomplishing them, well, that's an they're whale. We're not on that,
but it says by six am, they've already annoyed three
group chats with motivational quotes.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Thankfully on that.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Sorry, if you want, I send some text messages in
the morning, so I like it. If you did, they
act like they're better than you because they already manifested
their goals while you were an ram sleep.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Yeah, and that's the truth too. Yeah, you're period. That's
just how it is.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
If you wake up at five am, It says people
wake up at five am typically prioritize their health and
personal development. Waking up this early allows them to sneak
in workouts, meditate, and watch the entire ted talk before
the average person opens their eyes.

Speaker 5 (03:41):
Why I used to try to wake up at five am,
Like when I was in high school. I would just
naturally wake up really early because my dad always woke
up early, so I did too, and I would I
was able to get a walk in, get a workout in,
like do so much afore my brothers oke up. I
felt so cool, And now I'm like absolutely not. I'm yeah,
I can do it. Does today? It says, they'll remind
you that they've been awake for hours right after you yawn.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Yeah, Oh you're tired. I've already been awake for four hours,
so you're annoying. Their day is going great until they
crash at three pm and turn into a grumpy human protein.

Speaker 6 (04:12):
Yes.

Speaker 7 (04:13):
Yeah, the days I've gotten up at you know, like like,
let's say it's a weekend, I get up at five.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
I do feel great about it.

Speaker 7 (04:19):
I'm like, oh my gosh, I've already accomplished something by
even getting up at five, Like I'm kicking this day's butt.
And then right around three o'clock, I'm like, why why
I even live anymore?

Speaker 8 (04:27):
Right?

Speaker 3 (04:28):
I like, I'm up at five am on the weekend,
It's because I haven't gone to sleep yet.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
It's not happening.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
But I've noticed that's my thing because I wake up
so early and I've always gotten up really early, is
that I'm most productive in the morning hours. Like if
it's on the weekend and I need to do stuff
around the house, or like I have stuff that I
want to work on, I want to write or whatever, Dude,
I'm on it until about noon and then after noon
forget it.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
Whatever.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
And it's that way with work too, Like I come
in here and I'm good, and then I go home
and don't ever expect to hear from me about works
very true, stop reaching out to jubile Afterwards, from about
four in the morning till about ten o'clock, I'll be
on it, and then after that I don't even.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
Know where I am. Right, That sounds fun.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
It is kind of fun sometimes and sometimes it's on purpose.
I don't know where I am.

Speaker 4 (05:16):
But oh, if you wake up at eight am, but
you skip the sweet spot, what about seven am?

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Well, it just goes to eight. So if you wake
up at eight am, your personality is creative and relaxed.
People who wake up at eight often prioritize flexibility and
a slower start to their day. They tend to favor
creativity over structure and like to ease into tasks at
their own pace.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
I would say this is me, but I'm more of
a seven am sweet spot. But this is how it
is a perfect morning. Is you wake up, you have
coffee in bed, get all of your vitamins set out
in front of you your bed, yep.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
And then watch a show.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
I watch at least a whole show before I do anything,
and then the rest of the day is super productive.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
I can't do that.

Speaker 7 (05:55):
I like when I get up at a certain time,
like if I ease into my day, I'm an object
in motion. It'll all of a sudden be four o'clock
in the afternoon. I'm like, oh no, yeah, oh no,
I haven't done anything.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
What do I do? So stressed?

Speaker 1 (06:10):
I mean, if it's on a Sunday and I have
nothing to do, yeah, then I'm like, I've not done
one single thing today. And then I'm yelling at myself
because it's Sunday and I should relax. You stress about
not relaxing, yeah, And then like you shut up and relax.
You shut up.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
We haven't done anything. And then my neighbors are calling
the planes.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
I'm doing it on the front lawn.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
We start sending that text message, remember to relax.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
It says that you also wake up and immediately scroll
on your phone for forty five minutes, claiming it's part
of your creative process.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
It is, man, you got to create stuff. You got
to get inspired sometimes be like I can do that better.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
Research it says what time you wake up says about
your personality. If you wake up after nine am, you
have a social and adventurous spirit. It says people who
wake up even later the nine am tend to follow
their own rhythm, often staying up late into the night.
They're social, spontaneous, and enjoy novelty, just not mornings.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
Ever.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
It also says they refer to eleven am as mid morning,
and I think coffee is in the afternoon. Is still
morning energy?

Speaker 2 (07:17):
Absolutely coffee twenty four to seven, And it says their
sleep schedule is a mix of Vampire DJ and cat
on windowsill like that.

Speaker 9 (07:27):
It's another jubile phone frame mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
Yes, Hello, this is Ted Dibideau. I'm calling from Bridle
I was looking for the bride to be Katie.

Speaker 10 (07:45):
Yeah, this is her. Is my wedding dress.

Speaker 6 (07:47):
Good to go.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
I have sort of some good news and in some
bad news to deliver. I'm so sorry about you.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
The good news is have you seen our bridal stole
on TikTok lately? It's blowing up?

Speaker 11 (08:05):
I mean I've seen it before.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Yeah, well in the past day it has just skyrocketed.
So that's good news, I guess. But that's more for us,
isn't it. Anyway. I'll go ahead and just rip that
band aid off about the bad news. Okay, my grandma
always said that's the best way to deliver some bad
news is to stop pussy footing around. She'd say, you

(08:28):
just get right to the point, you rip the band
aid off, and you just let somebody know if there's
some bad news. So she'd probably just do that. Okay,
well it off, yes, because I like to listen to
what grandma said. You know, she was a wise woman.
She's you know, she's still around, but she's just you know,
when I say it was, I shouldn't say it was,
because she's still around and she still delivers information like
that all the time that I find useful in my

(08:49):
daily life, and I'm using it today. I guess I'm
ripping the band aid off, which is good for me.
I guess in this situation, just get to the point
and stop pussy footing around, you know what I mean.

Speaker 11 (09:00):
Yeah, except you're saying you should get to the point,
but you're not really getting to the point, so you're
not really listening to your grandma.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
I'm so sorry about this. I guess I was just
kind of talking there. Sometimes I get suburb of diarrhea. Anyway, Katie,
I'm so sorry to let you know that that wedding
dress is unfortunately dead and gown And I'm so sorry
about this.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
What do you mean dead and gone?

Speaker 1 (09:22):
Yes, it's that. That's the term that I use when
some is ruined beyond repair. So that wind dress dead,
that wind dress gone, and I'm so sorry.

Speaker 10 (09:33):
Okay, my wedding isn't a week.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
What do you mean?

Speaker 10 (09:37):
What do you mean?

Speaker 6 (09:37):
It's ruined?

Speaker 1 (09:38):
Really got dead gowned?

Speaker 2 (09:40):
He's the ruined.

Speaker 10 (09:42):
How what's what's going on here?

Speaker 1 (09:44):
Well, okay, I guess I should let you know how
the wedding dress got dead and gowned. I'm so sorry
about that again. But one of our employees, Edric, he was,
you know, mending the dress, getting everything ready, and then
heats decided to do a viral challenge on TikTok, the
wedding dress fire juggling challenge. So he had donned on

(10:05):
your wedding dress and then he started juggling his fire,
which he has never done before. And yes, I think
you can kind of fill in the blank stall on
what happened with the wedding dress sort of bundu did.

Speaker 11 (10:19):
Go Your employee, whoever the hell that is, decided to
make a TikTok where he's juggling fire with my wedding dress,
that's what you're telling me.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
Yes, And he has never juggled fire before. I don't
know if he's ever worn a wedding dress before. He
didn't ask him that, but he has never juggled fire before.

Speaker 11 (10:36):
So he was wearing my dress.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
Yes, he put the dress on, set up his phone
for the TikTok, and then started to try to juggle
fire when he's never juggled fire before, almost set a
fire in the store, but did unfortunately incinerate that whole dress.
And it's dead and gown and I'm so sorry about it.

Speaker 12 (10:52):
I think seventeen hundred dollars for that wedding dress.

Speaker 10 (10:54):
My wedding is a week.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
What the hell am I supposed to do?

Speaker 1 (10:57):
You know? That is the thing that we are trying
to figure out right now, because that dress is dead,
gone and we are so out.

Speaker 11 (11:03):
I better have a new dress, and better be the
same dress.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
And I want to let you know that I did
speak with him about putting on that dress and doing
that TikTok challenge, and I had some strong words. I said, Edric,
you are not even supposed to be putting on the dresses,
and you can't juggle fire. So I don't know why
you would do that. I said that directly to it director.

Speaker 10 (11:25):
He should be fired.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
Okay, so what's the solution?

Speaker 10 (11:28):
What are you going to do?

Speaker 1 (11:29):
What will We will rush it and we will craft
you in your dress, same same style, same everything. We
can get it done in just three days.

Speaker 13 (11:41):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
Unfortunately though, because of our recent TikTok fame, now we
have raised all prices. So it's going to be forty
three hundred dollars now for that dress?

Speaker 10 (11:51):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 6 (11:52):
How about this?

Speaker 11 (11:53):
I do the burn down your wedding.

Speaker 10 (11:54):
Dress store TikTok? How about that?

Speaker 2 (11:56):
And I burned on your store?

Speaker 1 (11:58):
Well, let's not do that because this is actually a
prank call. I'm so sorry about these.

Speaker 8 (12:05):
What do you mean?

Speaker 1 (12:06):
This is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a
phone prank on you and.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
Your sister set you up. Wait, wait, it's a joke.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
She said that your wedding is in a few days
and you're getting your dress this week, and she wanted
to freak you out.

Speaker 10 (12:23):
Wow, she and I gonna have some words.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
Wake up every morning with Jubal phone pranks.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
It's time for Nina's what's trending.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
So the Minecraft movie has been a runaway success, dominating
the box office, but the Minecraft director wants to be
extra thankful and thank all the teens who've been going
crazy for the chicken jockey scene. I haven't seen the movie,
not aware of the chicken jockey scene, but apparently it's
a big popular meme, so much so that when the
chicken jockey scene happens on the screen, cops have had

(12:53):
to be called to move many theaters around the country,
so people start cheering, throwing popcorn, getting on their friend's backs,
like this chicken jockey scene.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
Is a turn up, okay people.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
I go on TikTok Live quite a bit and people
have been just been typing in chicken jockey, and I
didn't know what I thought. They were calling me a
chicken jockey, which they might be. I don't I don't know,
but I mean I'm fine with it, you know. But
I didn't know where that came from, you know. I
was like, that's weird, that seems random, but that's where
it came from, Okay.

Speaker 3 (13:23):
I mean, I think it's fair to always ask why
you're being called something like chicken jockey, Like what is
the origin behind that.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
What is the intention of calling me a chicken jock?

Speaker 1 (13:32):
I think I did ask, but I never get answers
when I asked.

Speaker 7 (13:35):
Yeah, if somebody did answer you, honestly, it's probably just
goes too fast in the comments anyway. Yeah, but also
being it, if someone called me a chicken jockey, I'd
just be like, I just figured they because I'm short,
Like oh maybe yeah, yeah, so short I could run
a chicken, which would be awesome.

Speaker 2 (13:53):
I'm kiding that sound like the funnest time ever. Now,
my vision of what chicken jockeys is probably very different.

Speaker 9 (14:00):
Yeah, I know, it's like playing that one game. But wait,
I looked it up and that's what it is. It's
writing a chicken. Yeah, it looks like a Frankenstein riding
a chicken. It's a creeper.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
That's really funny. That's why the cops are getting called.
No wonder, it's a turnout. Why what is that?

Speaker 5 (14:26):
Why do the cops get called for that streaming throwing
their bucket at it?

Speaker 2 (14:31):
Chicken?

Speaker 1 (14:33):
It sounds great, Yeah, it sounds like a fun time.

Speaker 7 (14:36):
I feel like a regular sized person riding like as
when they called Jubil chicken must think I look like
the chicken jockey, which is a high compliment.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
Compliment.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
That's a legendary skin on my cat. So yeah, apparently
I have good skin.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
They lost. We'll just look around. You see you're really taken.
I just can see it.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
That's Oh, don't worry writing chickens. If I could write
a chicken, I would write a chicken everywhere.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
Okay, that's really fun.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
A little request of parking spot from my chicken downstairs
in the parking drip.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
See you will turn it back and be like you
cut my little legs, flopper. I'm kind of you this
one right here. Oh yeah, I can see it.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
I'm I'm a chicken jockey.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
That's really funny.

Speaker 3 (15:32):
Okay, I'll leave you with one more thing boo, so
I can think about something else. Justin Bieber is beefing
with his own fashion brand, so you know, Drew House
is Justin Bieber's. He founded this back in two thousand
and sixteen, seventeen, something like that, eighteen, I'm sorry with
his former stylist. So he posted this like really cryptic

(15:53):
animated video on his social I don't know if any
of you saw it, but it's him walking into a
house that looks like.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
The Drew house riding light on fun.

Speaker 3 (16:02):
You imagine he should have wrote a way much more like,
way more dramatic. But he lights it on fire, and
then he disappears with his wife and his baby and
walks towards another house and kind of teases the name
of another brand. But he is actually encouraging anybody that
is a fan of him as a person to distance
themselves from Drew. Don't buy it, save your money, all
that kind of stuff. He sold it and a new one.

(16:23):
I don't know if he sold it, because I guess
the people there are pretty disappointed that he just basically
signed off on all of them.

Speaker 14 (16:28):
Was like, back, what maybe is part of it? Oh
maybe I'm saying nice. I mean with the would I
will not put it past that guy. I gotta see

(16:49):
this Minecraft movie.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
Now. That's a strategy.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
Slipping around the baby oil. Why It's time to Catch
a Cheater? On the Jubil Show, Lacey is on the
phone today for to catch a cheater and she thinks
that her boyfriend of just over a year named Charlie
might be messing around, so hopefully we can help her out. Lacey, Sorry,
you have to come on the show this way, but
what's going on? Why do you think Charlie is cheating

(17:13):
on you?

Speaker 10 (17:14):
So I usually travel for work, so I'm not like
home all of the time. We just moved in together,
so I know, like all of like all of my
things around the house. And when I came back one time,
I saw like this like Victoria's secret body spray. It's
not mine. I don't know like why it would be there.
I wasn't there before and thot there like after I

(17:36):
like I said, I know, like all of my sprays.
I kind of like we kind of like just moved in.
So I definitely, like definitely, I'm very suspicious on something.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
Okay, so where did you Where did you find the spray?

Speaker 10 (17:51):
So I found spray like underneath the couch.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
Did you ask him about it?

Speaker 10 (17:55):
I did, and he was like, firstew heeople was like, okay,
it must be yours, and I'm it's not, like it's
not mine. He's like, okay, well, then it must be
my Sister's a shame, like it must have fallen out
of her bag when she came over.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
Is that possible?

Speaker 10 (18:09):
I mean, he didn't even tell me that his sister
was going to be over. Oh or was over at all.
So yeah, and then every time, like when I was out,
like I would message him and he'd always kind of
like message me like an hour later, and he usually
responds back a lot quicker. So I mean he's gonna
like just he didn't answer to my face time the
other day. So I'm just really like feeling just kind

(18:32):
of weird about it. Yeah, I mean, he's just really
stressed out lately too, and he said that he like
needed like to take some time for himself or something.
I don't know. Okay, he will have his work meetings
and just will feel like stressed, so I don't I
don't know what's going on, and he's acting weird.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
And then also to say that it was oh, it
must be yours, and then the sister thing that kind
of seems suspect I'd be.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
Spiraling if I was you. I gotta be honest. I mean,
I'm sorry, do you know his sister?

Speaker 10 (18:59):
We haven't. Yeah, but he said I was out that
it might have been his little sisters that have fallen
out of his bag, And I just don't really believe
that because, like I said, first, he's like, oh, it's yours,
and I'm like what do you mean it's mine? Like
I know everything that I.

Speaker 15 (19:14):
Have and that's just it was like you so, like
I said, I.

Speaker 10 (19:19):
Couldn't have been a gift at all.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
Is there anything else going on that makes you suspicious too?
I mean that's already enough for me.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
But right.

Speaker 10 (19:28):
Whenever he would like go to work, he would like
have we know, they have like the happy like the
happy hours at work, so he would just just come
home like, you know, super super loose about it, and
I just, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
Didn't feel right. Well, do Bill? Do you think that
when guys are hiding stuff they do get more stressed out?

Speaker 1 (19:48):
Yes, definitely. You know that's stressful man. Yeah, I always
say that cheating is so stressful, so stressed, I mean,
it is kind of is a flag, I mean for sure. Yeah, definitely,
you because you got to like watch every step that
you make basically, or at least you feel like it,
you know, because things will happen, like there'll be some
sort of Victoria's Secret Bodies brand or the couch. Yeah, well,

(20:11):
hopefully he's not cheating.

Speaker 6 (20:13):
You know.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
It's a good explanation, but we'll see if we can
figure it out. Who you will play a song come
back and then call him and see if we can
figure it out.

Speaker 8 (20:20):
Okay, I hope not.

Speaker 10 (20:22):
And yeah, I thank you guys, thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
Get here to Catch a Teter next if you're just
joining us for today's to Catch a Teeter. Lacey is
on the phone and she thinks that her boyfriend, Charlie
of just over a year, might be cheating on her.

(20:45):
So in a second, we're gonna call him and pretend
to be from the grocery store that he's a rewards
card member at and say that he's this month's lucky
winner of free flowers delivered to anybody that he wants,
and see if he chooses Lacey or somebody else. And
before we do that, though, Lacey, why don't you catch
abody up on your situation?

Speaker 10 (21:02):
Okay? So I usually travel a lot for work, and
when I came home one time, I found like a
bottle of Victoria's Secret Spray, and I found it under
the couch. He was like, said it was mine, but
then it wasn't. It wasn't mine because I know all
the perfumes that like I that I have. He said
that it was like his little sisters, and I just

(21:22):
highly highly doubt that.

Speaker 1 (21:24):
Okay, And you said that he's been also been kind
of stressed out and kind of weird lately, right, Yeah,
he's been.

Speaker 10 (21:31):
So stressed out. I've been kind of weird. Like we'll
go to sleep, you know, sometimes we won't even like
just cuddle anymore, and he just goes to like happy
hour at work, and it's just like these like long hours.
And when I would travel, I would text him and
he wouldn't even answer my face time, and he would
take a long time to reply back, and that's just
not like him.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
Okay, all right, here we go. He Hi, this is
Gorban calling from I was looking for our rewards card
member named Charlie.

Speaker 8 (22:07):
Oh yeah, that's that's me.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
Hi, Charlie. Please don't hang up. This is not a
marketing phone call. I'm actually calling to say congratulations, buddy,
you're this month's big winner.

Speaker 8 (22:16):
Nice Okay.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
In case you didn't know, every single month, we choose
one Awards card member at random that gets free flowers
delivered from our floral department. So you've won thirty six
long stin red roses, a box of candy, your chocolates,
and a card to be delivered to anybody.

Speaker 8 (22:30):
That you want damn yeh awesome.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
If you know the person that you want to send
them to, I can take the information in just a
few minutes over the phone.

Speaker 8 (22:40):
I know I can do it now, Okay, great.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
I will need first the first and last name of
the person you'd like to send them to.

Speaker 8 (22:47):
Okay. Well, I'm gonna give it to my girlfriend Lacy.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
Okay, And do you want to put anything on a
card there with that?

Speaker 16 (22:58):
Yeah, it's just a it's a crazy thing, but it's
just put love you Koala.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
But how like you guys been together?

Speaker 8 (23:07):
Jeez, it's almost over over a year now.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
Oh getting the hitch then?

Speaker 8 (23:11):
Huh yeah? No, no, no, okay.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
My name is Jewbel and I'm from a radio show
it's called The Jewel Show.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
I have Nina also from the show, and I'm Victoria.

Speaker 10 (23:22):
Okay, we're the Kala.

Speaker 2 (23:23):
But and.

Speaker 1 (23:26):
We do a segment on the show called to Ketch
a Cheeter. So that's where if you think your significant
other might be cheating on you, you can have us
try to figure out if they are by who they
send flowers to. And your girlfriend Lacey is listening and
probably wants to talk to you.

Speaker 10 (23:41):
Sure, lady, Yeah, I'm listening. I mean, I just the
body spray. I just didn't like the other day when
I found it, I just couldn't like really believe it.
So I like I asked these people to go ahead
and to make a phone call.

Speaker 16 (23:57):
I'm sorry, I'm sot like kind of blind to there. Wait,
so I told you that that was my sister's Like,
remember I told you that you asked me, I mean, lady,
but like, why wouldn't you tell me that your sister
was coming over when I was like out traveling for work?

Speaker 10 (24:15):
Well, why wouldn't you say that? I had some momento
that like why didn't you just tell me that your
sister was over? And your sister never comes over? And
then I guess you're going to tell me that she
came over, you know, like Okay, I don't.

Speaker 8 (24:28):
Be like that why she just popped over? I mean
I know that you guys haven't really met, but I mean, yeah,
I mean that's why. I Also, I didn't bring.

Speaker 16 (24:38):
Up was like she just kind of came over, wasn't
She wasn't over for very long, and I mean I
was just hanging out like jilling.

Speaker 8 (24:44):
I didn't even think of it, Like, yeah, I never even.

Speaker 16 (24:47):
Thought that you thought that that meant that I was
cheating or something.

Speaker 8 (24:51):
That's crazy.

Speaker 10 (24:52):
I guess you were like going to your like your
like happy hour stuff, and like you go for like
a really long time lately, and I just feel like
even like maybe because like we moved in together or
something and like or I don't know what it is,
but like you used to like never even like go
to those happy hour stuff, and now you go like
kind of like all the time. You come home so
like oh like like loose, like as if I don't know,

(25:14):
like you got like something like some act or whatever
out there, and I was just it's just like picking
me out.

Speaker 8 (25:19):
Maybe I don't know what's like the.

Speaker 10 (25:21):
Body's where you're coming home like so late?

Speaker 8 (25:25):
No, I just I had Yeah, I have been incredibly stressed.

Speaker 16 (25:28):
Work has been like killing me recently. I'm you know this,
I'm overloaded. I'm spending so much time there and I
got in so early that, Yeah, I go to the
I go to the after our stuff.

Speaker 8 (25:37):
I go to the you know, the happy hour stuff afterwards.

Speaker 15 (25:40):
Never that ever, why like how come like when I
just started like moving.

Speaker 10 (25:45):
To this moving like that's when you like that's when
you go now you never used to ever go.

Speaker 8 (25:51):
It's just like, honestly, it's just like I promise you,
it's nothing like crazy or like furious. I'm literally just
just like blown up scheme.

Speaker 16 (26:00):
I need some time, honestly, Like I just need some
time to just kick back and not think about anything
and just just kind of be in the moment. I'm
not you know that whatever. I'm sure it sounds like,
but I am not doing anything outside of me and you, Lacey, Like,
I would never do that, do.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
You believe him? Lacy?

Speaker 10 (26:17):
Well, like, what about like all the myths like space times,
you always answer my face time, and like all like
the TXT messages.

Speaker 16 (26:24):
I mean, yeah, that's yeah, But I mean I'm I'm
like sometimes I don't even see it, you know, my
phone's like like if I'm like talking to somebody orf
I'm drinking or something. You know, there's a bunch of
work colleagues out with me when I'm doing that stuff,
so I just.

Speaker 8 (26:35):
Don't I don't really look.

Speaker 16 (26:37):
And then when you were gone, I just, you know,
I was just in my kind of kill mode.

Speaker 8 (26:42):
I was like not even thinking about it. I'm sorry.

Speaker 16 (26:44):
I mean, of course, I'm always thinking about you. But
like I just, yeah, I don't know. I wasn't like
just looking at my phone.

Speaker 10 (26:50):
You know. I mean, it would just be helpful if
you know, if I FaceTime you want, like I'm out
and this after hours especially two, that you at least
FaceTime back or or something like that, because then I
end up just having like to go sleep in a
random like hotel without hearing from my boyfriend from miles away.
Of course I'm going to get into something and then

(27:12):
I'm going to come home and see like a spray
bottle that is absolutely not mine.

Speaker 8 (27:18):
That's yeah, No, I get that. I'm sorry. I'm not
trying to. I mean, I get that now. I didn't
think of it like that at all. I just I
don't know.

Speaker 16 (27:26):
I just wasn't like just not even in that like
frame of mind, Like I just I'm not doing anything
your sister.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
I mean, I feel like we should just call like
is this yours?

Speaker 10 (27:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (27:37):
Lazy?

Speaker 16 (27:38):
I mean, when when I get home, we can we
can call my sister together, and you know, she can
tell you that she was over.

Speaker 8 (27:43):
I don't want you thinking this way.

Speaker 16 (27:44):
I don't want you feeling like, you know, insecure thing
and I'm doing something like behind your back.

Speaker 8 (27:50):
Yeah? Does that work? And you can call her?

Speaker 10 (27:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (27:53):
I want to do it. Let's do it, all.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
Right, Well you'll find out later, Lacy, how you feel?
Let us know something? Just but I mean it sounds
to me like Charlie's being legit.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
Yeah it does. Alright, Good luck guys, Thank you the
Jewels Shows to catch a cheater, Victoria.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
What's in your head right now?

Speaker 4 (28:15):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (28:17):
Nothing? Nothing?

Speaker 1 (28:18):
Now, what's in your head?

Speaker 2 (28:20):
Dinosaurs?

Speaker 1 (28:22):
Nice?

Speaker 2 (28:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (28:22):
Now what's in your head?

Speaker 17 (28:24):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (28:24):
Oreos? There's like no correlation, just like are I just
finished eating.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
About dinosaurs eating oreos?

Speaker 8 (28:31):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (28:31):
Gosh?

Speaker 2 (28:32):
Can you imagine a t rex trying to eat it?

Speaker 8 (28:37):
Now?

Speaker 1 (28:39):
That's why t rexes were always so angry they couldn't
grab it?

Speaker 8 (28:43):
Is?

Speaker 2 (28:44):
I love them?

Speaker 1 (28:46):
All right, It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game,
You versus Victoria. Your chance to take on Victoria? Or
is any game of trivia for Megan Trainer? Tickets today,
So calls right now if you want to play eight
eight eight three four three one six one eight eight
eight three four three one o six one. You can
also dm us at the Jebel Show or go to
the Jubilshow dot com if you think you have what
it takes to beat Victoria in a game of trivia,

(29:09):
especially now while she's going to be thinking about t
Rex's eating oreos the whole time.

Speaker 2 (29:13):
Yeah, that's going to be a long minute.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
We'll play right after this. It's the Jebeil Show.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
Good morning. Can I take your order?

Speaker 10 (29:18):
An I G this tall trick?

Speaker 11 (29:20):
Got a large black coffee large black cost?

Speaker 2 (29:23):
Do you mean aventy?

Speaker 4 (29:24):
No?

Speaker 8 (29:25):
I mean a large?

Speaker 6 (29:25):
He means Aventi.

Speaker 10 (29:26):
Yeah, the biggest funny.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
Got Venti is large? No Venti is twenty Danny large
is large.

Speaker 18 (29:33):
In fact, toll is large and grande is Spanish for large.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's
also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations for stupid in
three languages.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for Meghan trainor tickets today, and let's meet
our contestant for You versus Victoria Today. It's either their
full name that's typed in on the phone screener thingy uh,
or the music genre that they perform in. I cannot
tell him oh, Christian funk. Hold on, how are you?

Speaker 2 (30:07):
I'm great? Is it alright?

Speaker 6 (30:09):
You guys?

Speaker 1 (30:09):
Is that your name?

Speaker 8 (30:11):
It is my name?

Speaker 6 (30:12):
And a religious rock genre.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
Okay, I gotta start checking out some Christian funk. Sounds cool?

Speaker 13 (30:19):
All right?

Speaker 2 (30:19):
That was the thing, that.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
Christian funk. Are you ready?

Speaker 8 (30:24):
I am all right.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio, and while
she's leaving thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass and Victoria
has to beat you outright to wain.

Speaker 8 (30:35):
Okay, sounds good.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
All right, here we go, Christian. Your time starts now.

Speaker 3 (30:40):
Who wrote the play Romeo and Juliet William Shakespeare? What
famous structure was gifted to the US by France in
eighteen eighty six?

Speaker 2 (30:49):
Statue Liberty? What's the name of the.

Speaker 3 (30:51):
Toy Cowboy and toy Story? What's the longest river in
the world?

Speaker 10 (31:00):
Hut Amazon?

Speaker 2 (31:01):
Which US president is on the twenty dollars?

Speaker 10 (31:03):
Bill Jefferson?

Speaker 2 (31:08):
In music? How many notes are in a standard major scale? Six?

Speaker 5 (31:14):
All right?

Speaker 1 (31:15):
Got that in. We'll bring Victoria back into the studio
and while she's getting ready, I pulled up a YouTube
video check that out real.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
Quick, Gosham, I like it.

Speaker 14 (31:28):
Okay, this is how I get down on Sunday.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
It went for to really kick in here, Christian, what
do you do for work? Oh dope. So you always
need music to listen to while you're doing that.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
Too, Hi, I listen to you guys in the morning
every morning.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
Thank you, man, I appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
You well.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
A lot of people call us the Christian Funk of radio.
So that's Europe.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
You're really embracing this jo Yeah, I am going into it.
It would be so funny.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
All right, Victorias got her headphones on and ready to
go thirty seconds, answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't know when, just say passed and you have
to beat Christian Funk.

Speaker 5 (32:18):
I'm now picturing someone being like, oh my gosh, the
jubil Show are like the Christian Funk.

Speaker 17 (32:28):
Like absolute, yeah, we'll do a funky little walk on
the red carpet.

Speaker 2 (32:36):
Hey, I don't know what show you're listening to, but
thank you.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
All right, here we go, Victoria, your time starts now.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
You wrote the play Romeo and Juliet.

Speaker 3 (32:45):
Thankspeare what famous structure was gifted to the us by
France in eighteen eighty six tegularity. What's the name of
the toy Cowboy and toy story Woodie. What's the longest
river in the world, the Nile? Which US president is on?
The twenty dollars?

Speaker 2 (32:59):
Bill Jackson? In music?

Speaker 3 (33:02):
How many notes are in a standard majored scale?

Speaker 2 (33:05):
In music? Twelve?

Speaker 3 (33:06):
What is the name of the deepest part of the
ocean the trench? Who's discovered trench? Who discovered penicillin by accident?
That's where Nemo went? Who discovered the penicillin by accident?

Speaker 2 (33:20):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (33:21):
Nemo?

Speaker 2 (33:22):
Your answer? Yeah, I'm actual go with that, yeah Nemo?

Speaker 1 (33:25):
Okay, cool, all right, let's send it over to the
scoreboard and see how you guys did with our scoreboard.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
Producer Bread Victorious Christian Funk got three, Victoria got six. Whoa,
that is crazy, Christian, like three months.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
She didn't even hear you say that because her headphones
were off. She was jumping around. He said, it's your
best game in like three months. Oh, that is true,
but the record that might be the best game she's
ever Yeah, that was impressive, Christian.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
Now I can't take my girlfriend and daughter to Megan Trainers. No,
I'm just still playing.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
We'll give you the tickets anyway. Yeah, you still got
the tickets, man, Thank you for playing. Appreciation Christian Funk
all the ways, the best vibe.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
Yeah it is. Let's get the answer guy.

Speaker 8 (34:19):
Yes, Friday, thank you, Thank you.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
Christian Funk is actually a good Friday.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
That's what I'll say, all right, Nita's got your answers
to the play Romeo and Juliette was written by William Shakespeare.

Speaker 3 (34:33):
The Statue of Liberty is the famous structure that was
gifted to the US by France in eighteen eighty six.
The name of the toy Cowboy and Toy Story is Woody.
The longest river in the world is the Nile. The
US President on the twenty dollars Bill is Andrew Jackson.

Speaker 2 (34:47):
And music.

Speaker 3 (34:50):
In music, there are eight notes in a major scale
a standard major scale. The Mariana Trench is the name
of the deepest part of the ocean, and Alexander Fleming
is the one that discovered penicillin by accident.

Speaker 2 (35:04):
Hey, Nemo also went to the Muriti Trench.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
Thank you for playing, man, have fun at the show,
and uh yeah, continued success in all your music endeavors.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
Friday, Well, all play you for.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
Victoria the same time every single weekday morning. Remember, if
you want to play Victoria, all you have to do
is d m us at the Jubil Show or go
to the Jubilshow dot Com.

Speaker 10 (35:25):
First Day follow Up powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys
online at Advocates Law dot com.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
Daniel is on the phone today for a first date
follow up and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Ashley.
So in a few minutes we're gonna call her and
see if she's house, why she's ghosting him, and maybe
get him another date. But first, Daniel, how long has
the vinces you heard from Ashley?

Speaker 13 (35:45):
I think it's been like a week now.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
Okay, Well have you been trying to get a hold
of her?

Speaker 10 (35:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (35:53):
I sent her a few messages and she is like,
this is a flat out ghost There's no like message
is saying do you like short messages?

Speaker 10 (36:02):
This is just like really pissed.

Speaker 13 (36:05):
Actually, I'm actually I can tell you, I mean the
stories you want to hear it?

Speaker 12 (36:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (36:10):
Yeah, absolutely, yeah, So.

Speaker 8 (36:13):
Yeah, I'm pissed.

Speaker 13 (36:14):
I'm getting goos because like the day was really really awesome.

Speaker 8 (36:17):
I took her to dinner and drinks and.

Speaker 10 (36:20):
I thought she's really beautiful.

Speaker 13 (36:22):
I thought she was awesome. She even does like guy things,
like she plays golf of all things, and I was like,
oh my god, this is because I love golf.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
Right, and Sparks flew.

Speaker 13 (36:32):
We had chemistry, like everything was perfect and I and
we got, you know, a little tipsy drunk, and I
think I think we made out all right.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
So you got where you don't remember if you made
out or not.

Speaker 13 (36:45):
Yeah, yeah, it was kind of debauchery at the end,
but nothing like I would have remembered something terrible.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
Was she on the same level.

Speaker 10 (36:54):
As far as Drunks is.

Speaker 13 (36:55):
I probably drank a little bit more than her. Again,
I don't I remember things. I don't blackout, so there's
no way that I would have forgotten something.

Speaker 2 (37:04):
I'm really pissed though.

Speaker 10 (37:06):
Let me tell you.

Speaker 13 (37:06):
The piss part is because like the reason I'm I
think the reason I'm getting ghosted actually this this is
just my series, Like I might be getting scammed.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
By this person, you scammed by that?

Speaker 13 (37:19):
Yeah, so everything went well, But then when I wake up,
like the next morning, I found that my Venmo account
at five hundred dollars that was sent to hers from
mine oh.

Speaker 2 (37:27):
And five one hundred dollars.

Speaker 19 (37:31):
Yeah, and I don't think that I sent it, and
maybe she. I think she might have stolen it, and
that's why she's ghosting me, because I can't think of
any other reason why i'd send her five hundred dollars
under vemo, I don't do that kind of thing. So
she must have grabbed my phone when I was drunk
and Senator herself.

Speaker 2 (37:49):
Did people do that on first?

Speaker 1 (37:51):
I might never, I must start trying. I mean, I'm
assuming people are going to start trying now if they
don't already. But I mean I could see people doing
something like that too.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
I can also see people scam people just for dinner,
like you hear about that all the time.

Speaker 1 (38:02):
Were you away from your phone at any time where
she could have grabbed it and been moote.

Speaker 2 (38:06):
Her cel phone?

Speaker 13 (38:07):
I mean, of course, like I might have gone to
the bathroom. I just left it on the table, So
I don't know if that's not what happened.

Speaker 10 (38:14):
Like, I definitely want to go out on another date
with her. I don't want to accuse her of things
that she didn't do.

Speaker 3 (38:20):
I really like, oh man, we're a lot of extremes here.
You don't remember if you made out with her or not.
You don't know how the five hundred dollars got there,
but you do want to see her again.

Speaker 2 (38:28):
If she didn't steal it.

Speaker 13 (38:30):
Seriously, she did steal this, I really want to call
it constant, so I really need Yeah.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
That's five hundred bucks's have you ever accidentally or on
purpose venmoes somebody like that before and not known it?

Speaker 13 (38:43):
No, No, that's just not like me. I don't do
those kind of things.

Speaker 2 (38:46):
That's a weird number too.

Speaker 3 (38:48):
It's like five hundred dollars, let go for five thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (38:52):
Well, if the date was going so well and then
now she's ghosting you and then there's five hundred dollars
missing from your VENMO, I would think that that's the reason.

Speaker 10 (39:00):
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

Speaker 13 (39:01):
I don't know. Again, like cat, I just need some
clarity here.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
Well, I lay a song, come back and then call
her and see if she stole your five hundred bucks
or if there's a different reason that she's ghosting you,
and maybe get you another date if you still want one.

Speaker 2 (39:14):
Okay, and how hard?

Speaker 1 (39:17):
Yeah, all right, Well, klay song come back and then
call her and get your first date follow up next
right in the middle of your first date follow up
or a new edition of Crime Stoppers. I'm not sure
because Daniel is on the phone and Daniel's getting ghosted

(39:37):
by Ashley. So we're about to call her and see
if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe
get him another date. But first, Daniel, why don't you
catch us up on your situation?

Speaker 10 (39:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 20 (39:46):
So I took this go out and bought her, you know,
dinner and drinks, and we had an amazing time, got
a little drunk. I don't remember what happened because that
I have five hundred dollars missing off of my Venmo account.

Speaker 8 (39:59):
I was sent to her.

Speaker 10 (40:00):
Either she stole it or.

Speaker 2 (40:01):
I gave it to her.

Speaker 10 (40:02):
I'm trying to figure that out.

Speaker 2 (40:03):
Okay, which neither of them makes sense? But I guess yeah,
scamming part that sucks.

Speaker 1 (40:08):
That does really suck. Maybe she got you drunk on
purpose in order to get your phone and spend more
her money. Maybe that's her thing. All right, man, are
you ready for us to call her?

Speaker 13 (40:18):
I don't know what to expect right now, but I'm
definitely ready for the call.

Speaker 4 (40:23):
Okay, here we go. Hello, I may I speak to
Ashley please? Yeah, Hey, Ashley, how are you?

Speaker 1 (40:43):
My name is Jubel and I'm calling from a radio show.
It's called the Jubil Show.

Speaker 2 (40:46):
Hi, Ashley, the show's here. I'm Nina Hi, and I'm Victoria.

Speaker 10 (40:49):
Oh who's calling me?

Speaker 2 (40:53):
Yeah? This is the Jebel Show.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
It's a radio show.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
Have you ever heard it before?

Speaker 10 (40:56):
I mean I know the name. Yeah, but why are
you calling?

Speaker 1 (41:00):
We actually got an email about you from somebody who
does listen to the show.

Speaker 2 (41:04):
Oh okay, So we do.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
A segment on the show. It's called the first Date
follow Up. What that is is if you go out
on a date with somebody and then you end up
ghosting them, that person can email us to get you
on the phone and ask why you're ghosting them. So
you went out on a date recently and you haven't
been talking to them, and they were wondering if we
could figure out why.

Speaker 12 (41:25):
Oh okay, yeah, I think I know who you're talking about.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
Now, Okay, who do you think it is?

Speaker 10 (41:33):
Yeah, I'm gonna say it's Daniel.

Speaker 2 (41:35):
And you are correct.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
Daniel emailed us and then we talked to him a
little bit about your date and he's really confused.

Speaker 2 (41:41):
He liked you a lot.

Speaker 1 (41:41):
He's wondering why you're ghosting.

Speaker 12 (41:44):
Oh yeah, I mean it's pretty straightforward. I mean he
disrespected me, like all the way. He was great, you
know for most of the night. Then he got really
drunk and he like completely turned into a different person.

Speaker 2 (41:58):
Wait, so what did he do disrespect you?

Speaker 3 (42:01):
Well, he does.

Speaker 12 (42:02):
He spent so much time talking about money, like he
thought that that would be impressive, impressive.

Speaker 10 (42:07):
To me, and it was just gross.

Speaker 12 (42:09):
Like I'm not the kind of woman that needs someone
to like flaunt cash.

Speaker 10 (42:13):
And that's why I've been avoiding him.

Speaker 12 (42:15):
I mean it's just that type of personality.

Speaker 21 (42:17):
That's Oh it just it made me honestly stick to
my stomach, you know, to be with a guy that
thinks money is what's gonna win me over, call him out,
you know what, I just remember something else. Okay, So
he he got so drunk towards the end of the
night and then he started bragging about how much money
he had, like and he wanted to prove it to me,
so he sent me. He sent me five hundred dollars.

Speaker 3 (42:41):
On veno what four? He just was like, watch this,
I can do this.

Speaker 2 (42:46):
Yeah, he was like look.

Speaker 21 (42:47):
At me, like, you know, still get something for you?

Speaker 2 (42:49):
Like, yeah, did I make so much cash?

Speaker 1 (42:53):
Let me just then you five right now, like yeah,
here's a half rock, go get yourself some nice I
don't even I don't know what I would do with that,
and you took the five hundred bucks.

Speaker 10 (43:04):
Of course, at least I'll get something out of this.
I mean he's being like such a right now.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
All right, well, thank you Ashley for being honest with us.
I appreciate it. And now I have to let you
know that Daniel is actually on the phone listening and
does want to talk to you.

Speaker 12 (43:20):
Oh god, you could have told me that, you know,
like before.

Speaker 2 (43:26):
Yeah, sorry, I just told the truth. It's okay, yeah, Daniel.

Speaker 10 (43:30):
Yeah, I'm here. Wow.

Speaker 22 (43:35):
Actually, can you can you give me a recap of
how that happened?

Speaker 21 (43:41):
Yeah, I mean you were like blorrying or like, yeah,
I'm gonna do I'm under dollar.

Speaker 10 (43:54):
I saw you ripped me off.

Speaker 19 (43:55):
I was calling them to tell.

Speaker 22 (43:57):
You, tell them that I'm just gonna.

Speaker 10 (43:59):
Call a cop. Sorry, I'm so sorry. I don't think that.
I don't think money is everything. I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (44:06):
Like, yes, I was drunk, and maybe I.

Speaker 10 (44:08):
Was like really nervous and trying to impress you. I
never do that, So.

Speaker 3 (44:15):
Does that mean you're subconscious things that like that's oh
what you're good for?

Speaker 2 (44:19):
Maybe? No?

Speaker 10 (44:22):
No, no, no, like I just said, I just.

Speaker 2 (44:24):
I yess I do blow out or something because.

Speaker 22 (44:26):
I don't remember that part and I sorry, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 3 (44:30):
Please are like, I'll listen to you talk about how
rich you are.

Speaker 10 (44:37):
I don't know.

Speaker 12 (44:37):
The whole thing was just like so not funny like
it was. It was really like a b bag move.
You know that's never happened to you before. And I
honestly I really don't This is so weird.

Speaker 10 (44:49):
Please please listen. I promise, I promise, I promise. I
had so much fun.

Speaker 22 (44:53):
I'm sorry about getting drunk and being a bee bag
like I just one another day, just please let me
have one more chance. I just want to go on
another date and I won't drink a lot, I won't
talk about money, and we'll go to we'll go play golf,
We'll go to a range like you want expensive course?

Speaker 1 (45:11):
Yeah, Ashley, would you like to go on another date
with Daniel? Will pay for He sounds sincere to me?
Yeah he does to me too.

Speaker 12 (45:21):
Well, I mean, until he got drunk, he was actually
super fun. So yeah, I'm.

Speaker 10 (45:27):
Up for it.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
Okay, mah, yeah, you're gonna give the money back?

Speaker 12 (45:33):
Well, I haven't thought about that yet, Like, you know what,
he's got work to do, though, Like if he wants
me to trust him, he can't be an a hole.
And if I see that, then yeah, I'm fine giving
him the money back.

Speaker 3 (45:44):
I mean, actulely you earned it though, you sat through
that stuff, and you're giving him another chance.

Speaker 2 (45:48):
Yeah, I think that's just that's a wash.

Speaker 1 (45:50):
Now, congratulations, Daniel, you got another date.

Speaker 22 (45:53):
Yeah, we'll make a bet, like who can hit the
ball further? Maybe maybe that will be like a five
hundred dollars decision.

Speaker 12 (45:58):
Yeah, and I already bought some are made with that money,
so you know, I'm not a freaking out.

Speaker 2 (46:09):
First day follow up.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
It's time for Nina's what's trending? What's your panic percentage?

Speaker 2 (46:13):
What do you mean?

Speaker 3 (46:14):
You know the percentage that your phone gets out when
you start to panic because you need to charge it?

Speaker 5 (46:18):
Oh, I like you are saying in general panic like
I can go to one hundred.

Speaker 2 (46:21):
If ninety eight?

Speaker 3 (46:23):
What panic percentage is a trending word? And also a
very relatable situation.

Speaker 2 (46:28):
Yeah, I don't say I think.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
I like that with my phone battery. My phone is
dead so much.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
Do you charge your phone at night?

Speaker 1 (46:34):
Yeah? Sometimes sometimes I don't.

Speaker 5 (46:36):
Oh so you come in here sometimes and you're like, oh,
my phone's dead, and I'm like, Helmie, you just got here.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
It depends if I've moved my charger to a different room,
because once I lay down, I don't want to get
back up, so I'm like, wow, whatever.

Speaker 2 (46:45):
Oh my gosh, what a panic If my phone is
not charged overnight. I'm like, oh no.

Speaker 3 (46:50):
But but the average panic percentage for people is at
about thirty eight percent, So when your phone gets to
that level, you start to really freak out. Some people
really get unfazed, oh when it's under fifty percent. But
the people that I don't understand are the thirteen percent
that claim they're unfazed until it's under ten percent. Because
I have this theory that you're the same type of

(47:10):
people that will drive your car on empty.

Speaker 2 (47:13):
But say that's true.

Speaker 3 (47:15):
You know, drive when your little meat gas light turns
on and you're like, drive, I tag on empty, and
you get stuck on the side of the road and
you get stuck without a phone when you need somebody
to pick you up, or you need a newber because
your car just died.

Speaker 2 (47:29):
You didn't have any gaps. Now you're double screwed.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
You're correct on that. It's happened to me.

Speaker 7 (47:35):
My car does this thing where it says how long
you have until you run out of gas, until it
gets to thirty miles, and at thirty miles it just
goes to dashes. It no longer tells you the exact mileage.
Now it's just dashes. It's fun.

Speaker 2 (47:48):
You should fill up. Yeah, I do play that game.

Speaker 7 (47:51):
When I see dashes, I do a little calculation on
how many miles around the car, and I go.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
I could probably make it. Yeah, it's fun to play.
It's a fun game.

Speaker 5 (47:58):
Well, it's also a little don't think so, there's a
little thing at the bottom because like when there are
dashes and you can see like, oh I still got
some blue in the tank, that there's some there's still
some of that line that showing there's gas in there.

Speaker 2 (48:07):
Your old ass car. Ain't no way that's accurate. There's
no blue, And I'm like, I'm still dry.

Speaker 6 (48:18):
You guys.

Speaker 9 (48:21):
Can do it, guess very well.

Speaker 3 (48:24):
My bad because this is confusing. Victoria will start panicking
if her phone is like sixty percent. But if your
call's on empty, does.

Speaker 2 (48:33):
I have music because my phone's charred.

Speaker 7 (48:37):
You can just make a phone call if you need
to get that roadside assistance.

Speaker 3 (48:42):
I just feel like that's so negligent on both as
both sides.

Speaker 7 (48:45):
As soon as I wake up, my phone goes on
the battery power saving mode, Like the other day it
wasn't on battery power saving mode and I saw a
green battery.

Speaker 2 (48:53):
I was like, what does it mean? What does it mean?
And I was like, oh, oh, oh, you haven't been
trained that green is good. No matter what.

Speaker 7 (49:01):
No, I would say, it's not yellow, and it's supposed
to be yellow, regardless how full it is yellow.

Speaker 2 (49:06):
It is moderate, not awesome. Green is always a good
not in this world.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
The low battery mode on an iPhone conversation, Why why
can't they make low power mode the normal power batteries?

Speaker 7 (49:20):
Just last time, I don't know what I'm missing because
I live in low power mode and you get and
your phone works the same, not fully the same. No,
I don't notice any difference because sometimes my phone will
turn it off.

Speaker 2 (49:29):
It's like you we turned off low power mode because
your full shut that.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
Makes throw my phone out the window when it does it,
don't tell me how to live, not do that.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
That's why your phone doesn't hold it.

Speaker 3 (49:38):
Yeah, yeah, my panic presented. Just listening to all of
you talk about how you operate. I will leave you
with this because it is a p s A. And
it's for all of you other people. Man, I'm being
really judging on this trending, but it's okay. You'll understand
why there are people that like to smell their dirty

(49:58):
clothes after they take it off and before they put
it into the laundry, like that is a habit. I've
seen it on TikTok and I've heard people they talk
about it. They just like to smell their dirty clothes
before they throw them away, or not throw them away,
but before they put them in the laundry.

Speaker 2 (50:12):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (50:13):
So I just want to warn you the next time
you smell your dirty clothes, because there is a man
who ended up in the hospital for smelling his dirty socks.

Speaker 2 (50:22):
On his socks some kind.

Speaker 3 (50:23):
Of fungus that he ended up inhaling into his lungs.
He didn't know what was wrong with him.

Speaker 2 (50:31):
Listen. I don't know who's smelling socks underwear, those just
go straight in.

Speaker 7 (50:34):
But I will smell every shirt in every pair of
pants because I knew somebody, because I'm conscious of the environment.

Speaker 2 (50:40):
And yeah, wash it.

Speaker 7 (50:43):
Yeah, I only wash it every three wears and so
unless it's unless it's okay.

Speaker 5 (50:48):
But like what pants and shirts or everything you know,
underwear is one wear like that, That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (50:56):
Like, you wouldn't care sniffing socks, bro Yeah, that he
had got into the habit of doing it after work.
He would take off his socks smell them, and they'd
go in, you're.

Speaker 2 (51:08):
Getting fungus. They had to put it, like put fungus
on his lungs.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
Yeah, I'd just like, I have no idea. I don't
know where I got from.

Speaker 2 (51:17):
Well, there's so many things you doing, andre Like he
admitted that.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
I probably would admit it.

Speaker 3 (51:25):
In the park, just sitting on a little bend.

Speaker 2 (51:28):
But you smell yourself, that's true. Good point.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
I shouldn't have shame about that. If you like sniffing
your socks, do it.

Speaker 6 (51:46):
Jubles dirty little secret?

Speaker 1 (51:48):
Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret? Yes, sir, sweet,
what is.

Speaker 8 (51:53):
It all right.

Speaker 18 (51:55):
So my girlfriend's birthday is this month and I should
twenty first, and she actually won't be participating in drinking
only because we just find out she is pregnant.

Speaker 2 (52:07):
Oh congrats? Wait is it congrats?

Speaker 1 (52:11):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (52:12):
Yeah? I mean I think congrats? Is it congrats?

Speaker 8 (52:14):
Yeah? Definitely?

Speaker 1 (52:16):
Okay, Oh wow, so nobody knows, nobody will be known
for a little bit. How's she gonna play off the
not drinking for twenty first?

Speaker 18 (52:25):
Our idea was between some water shots or some food
culory and something along them.

Speaker 2 (52:30):
Oh, she is just gonna fake it, Yeah, definitely, And
to be like, wow, you have such a high tolerance
already at twenty one. You don't look drunk or anything like,
oh crap, I can't even fall because just in case, yeah,
we'll have it.

Speaker 18 (52:42):
We'll have her definitely missing a few steps and someone
around it.

Speaker 1 (52:45):
Yell at a friends, you know, stuff like that.

Speaker 8 (52:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
Really, well, good luck with everything, and thank you for
telling us your dirty little secret.

Speaker 2 (52:52):
Appreciate it, all right, take care?

Speaker 1 (52:55):
Hey, what's up? As the ju will show a dirty
little secret?

Speaker 8 (52:57):
You have one?

Speaker 2 (52:58):
I do, little sweet? What is it so about?

Speaker 6 (53:01):
Ten years ago? I hoped were my college buddies and
spend the weekend at his house. Unfortunately, I hooked up
with his mom.

Speaker 2 (53:11):
Is that unfortunate or fortunate?

Speaker 6 (53:13):
Oh, it was one of those things that just happened.
I was in the kitchen late at night. She came in.
We've been drinking, kind of like a barbecue thing, and
one thing left to another and we made out.

Speaker 2 (53:27):
You said college, right, Yes, okay, clarify is your wife now?

Speaker 10 (53:34):
No?

Speaker 6 (53:34):
No. The funny, the dirty little secret is a couple
of months ago, almost ten years later. I met them
in the grocery store. Oh yeah, they got a kid,
and my buddy said, man, this dude reminds me of somebody.

Speaker 7 (53:49):
It's like deja vu, no no way booth.

Speaker 6 (53:56):
Yeah, So I took a pip of him and then
I went home. My start was looking at my kids
photos and oh, damned up.

Speaker 13 (54:07):
Your friend's mom not incasingently.

Speaker 2 (54:14):
Oh that's money, man, Thank you for telling us, very familiar.
That's hilarious. This is a movie. Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 6 (54:27):
I wanted to get confirmation, so I so I told
my mom to pick and he was like, oh that's you.
When you were where did you take these one?

Speaker 2 (54:33):
The totally Oh man? Wow, Well, thank you for telling
us your dirty little secret.

Speaker 8 (54:43):
I appreciate you.

Speaker 6 (54:44):
Guys call me thank you.

Speaker 8 (54:45):
Appreciate you.

Speaker 2 (54:45):
Man, have a good one. What's your dirty little secret.