The Full Jubal Show from April 29th, 2025

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I've always told myself I'm a lesbian, but I think
you think being here, I've realized, Oh no, I'm not lesbian.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Jojo Siwa experiencing an awakening in front of the cameras
inside the Celebrity Big Brother house.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
This is a jubile show.

Speaker 4 (00:15):
Now, why is the verse that we're talking.

Speaker 5 (00:19):
That is on fire today because of Jojo Siwa and
what she did around this thing that happened on Big
Brother on the Celebrity Big Brother, which is in the UK.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
But here's a little bit more.

Speaker 6 (00:31):
I'm queer, and I.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
Think that's really cool you are. I'm such a gladders.

Speaker 7 (00:36):
You're a queer?

Speaker 8 (00:37):
Bit what you are?

Speaker 6 (00:38):
Kill the twenty one year old pop star coming out
to her housemate drag queen Danny Beard.

Speaker 5 (00:44):
So Jojo now says that she's not gay anymore, right,
which I guess if that's what she wants to be,
that's fine. But because on the show she formed a
questionable relationship with the guy.

Speaker 9 (00:57):
Oh I did hear about like that? It was like
he thought they were in a relationship. I thought she
had a girlfriend also, so I'm like she did.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Isn't this how the girlfriend found out that she was
getting broken up with.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
That was part of the scars.

Speaker 5 (01:10):
What I have the audio of is her ex girlfriend, oh,
who actually got broken up with at the show after party. Well,
by the way, she came out to the UK to
see her girlfriend Jojo, but then Jojo started dating a
dude on the show, and then Jojo was like, wait
a second, I'm not anymore. And then her girlfriend showed

(01:34):
up to the after party and she broke up with
her girlfriend at the after party for the show. So
the entire internet is talking about it. Here's JoJo's ex.

Speaker 10 (01:41):
Honestly thought I would come on here right now with
my partner, being like it was just TV show and
it was all fabricated and we're happy at Sorry. The
truth of the matter is I decided to show up
for my partner and hold up my end of the

(02:02):
bargain of being in a partnership and being a teammate.
And I flew across the world to support and be
there and hold that person in whatever they would be
experiencing leaving.

Speaker 5 (02:14):
But I was in a relationship with somebody, I would
never want them to go on one of these shows. Yeah,
because they always have got on They're always.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Such a wild experience. And instead I was.

Speaker 10 (02:30):
Dumped at the after party starts with Chris in the
next room.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Oh, which is crazy to.

Speaker 11 (02:37):
Say out loud. It's truly crazy, Like.

Speaker 10 (02:42):
There's a little processing that needs to happen.

Speaker 5 (02:44):
Yeah, Jojo a terrible person for this.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
So while they're on Big Brother, they can't have phones
and stuff right, Like they're totally shut off from the.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
World, complete and total lockdown. So she can't even give
this girl a heads up like, oh, I decided whatever.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
So the only place she can break up with her
is at the after party.

Speaker 9 (03:01):
You can wait a little bit till after Like, I mean,
I don't know. I'd feel really bad if, like my
partner flew all the way across the world and be like, hey,
oh my god, it's so nice to see you.

Speaker 5 (03:09):
But I think the thing that the Internet is also
upset about is like JoJo's like jumping up and down
and celebrating this. But you cheated on your partner and
then broke up with them at the afterparty. You still
cheated on your partner.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
The thing with Jojo, I feel like she's got this
kind of entitled like I can just do whatever I want,
whenever I want. Where would I want and do what
I want, which is fine, be you, but you can't
do that at the expense of other people.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
So, but it's crazy, like, I don't know where Jojo
gets this.

Speaker 6 (03:35):
You were on a Dance Moms show and you had
no hit songs like who are you?

Speaker 3 (03:41):
It's funny that you say that, Producer Brad.

Speaker 5 (03:43):
Because of this, the Internet has also got a list
that's going viral of the dumbest reasons that somebody became
famous in the US inspired by Jojo.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
We've made a lot of yeah, well like famous for
no reason. Let's go over some of those. Well, also
for anybody who doesn't know.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Who jojous, why is because we're, you know, expecting that
everybody knows she's from Dance Moms.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what. And then she grew up
and has songs now.

Speaker 5 (04:08):
Exactly, and so everybody's sharing this list of the dumbest
reasons someone has become famous in the US thanks to
Jojo breaking up with her ex thing at the after
party for the Big Brother UK. But let's go over
some of the people that we've made famous here in
America for no good reason. Good bad bad Baby, Bobby Baby, Yeah,

(04:29):
outside girl from Doctor Phil literally a one line on
a random show she did, and now she's worth millions.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
Of dollars between only fans and she's a rapper, Like,
how did we do that?

Speaker 3 (04:41):
How did we let that happen? Doctor Phil made it happen,
Doctor Field.

Speaker 5 (04:47):
It's another person from the list of celebrities that we've
made famous in the US for no good reason.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
Honey boo boo?

Speaker 11 (04:54):
What happened to honey boo boo?

Speaker 3 (04:55):
I think she's like, she's grown up, she's a kid now.
Sheer her sisters. Oh I don't know one of them.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
So Mom of June went off the deep end a
few times, had a few different boyfriends and stuff.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
Oh man, but honey boo boo, I was a fan
of What was the point of her show?

Speaker 12 (05:11):
Was it?

Speaker 3 (05:11):
It was around her? Didn't it just funny?

Speaker 6 (05:14):
Didn't At first she was one of the dance moms
and then they got their own spin offs.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
She was a dance mom, this creepy dance mom world. Yeah,
I think you're right. I think you're right, Honey boo boo.
We miss her.

Speaker 5 (05:26):
Another person that the Internet is saying we made famous
for no good reason.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
Jake Paul for boxing or whatever else. He does. Yeah,
he didn't even do that. He was a YouTube guy.

Speaker 11 (05:37):
Right yeah, YouTuber.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
Yeah, but now he's like super loaded. Right now, he's
like an act, a real box super rich now.

Speaker 5 (05:44):
Having eight kids is another reason that people miss her,
the famous the optimon. Oh yeah, forget about some of
these people.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
Yeah, didn't she also get plastic surgery to look like
Angelina and Joel?

Speaker 5 (05:59):
She she did all kinds of weird it didn't work,
no flashbacks, and all the stories I've reported on.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
Over the years, I'll tell you who.

Speaker 5 (06:07):
The number one ridiculous person that the US made famous
for no good reason isn't just a second, but number
two on the list is the hawk to a girl.

Speaker 13 (06:15):
Yeah, investigated by the Federal Trade Commission.

Speaker 5 (06:21):
Somebody on the internet she is. That's why, because she
came up with like a coin or whatever, some kind
of bitcoin and scam you bought of a bunch of money.
Somebody on the internet said that she's a textbook example
of how Americans make people famous for no good reason
at all.

Speaker 6 (06:37):
And then dump them, like what do you think?

Speaker 3 (06:41):
Who do you think you are?

Speaker 5 (06:42):
Who's the number one on the list of people that
Americans have made famous for no good reason Balloon Boy Boy.
In two thousand and nine, the balloon Boy Hoakes went
viral when a couple claimed their six year old son Falcon,
was trapped in a homemade balloon seven thousand feet up
in the air way. I do remember that, Yeah, you.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
All vaguely remember that. Wait, there was a balloon, but
the boy was at home in the attic.

Speaker 5 (07:08):
Parents just wanted to get famous on the internet, and
they said that their kid went up in a balloon,
and they get famous and they're probably worth more than
any of us.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
Now, the kid was in the balloon. No, they knew
he wasn't, but they told people that he was.

Speaker 6 (07:21):
Why because it was the era of parents getting famous
for their kids.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
Yeah, that's ridiculous. He will do jojo sewall.

Speaker 5 (07:28):
People will do anything to go viral on the internet.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
Well that's a cool story.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
I guess a Victoria in a balloon for real fail
and then what happened.

Speaker 5 (07:41):
Another honorable mentioned views is the Island Boys. They went
viral on TikTok.

Speaker 9 (07:46):
I watched them on a TikTok video and they were
just getting mad at the Paul brothers like they were.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
But they had like chains like those like really big huge,
chunky gold.

Speaker 5 (07:54):
I don't think I know who the Island Boys are.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
They were like rappers right too, but they were not
good and they were not good. It was pretty funny.
I think you'd really appreciate it. No careful, that's true.

Speaker 3 (08:08):
Snoop Dogg.

Speaker 6 (08:09):
Yeah, Snoop Dogg saw a video of them one time
and he was like, what is this still.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 11 (08:26):
Hello, Hi, It's Trevor, Trevor, and so I have a
bit of a situation.

Speaker 14 (08:41):
Okay, Trevor.

Speaker 11 (08:42):
Who Shelby? Yeah, no, my last name isn't Shelby. That's
your name is Shelby in My name is Trevor.

Speaker 14 (08:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (08:53):
So there's been a bit of a situation and I'm
calling you because like I don't know what to do.

Speaker 14 (09:02):
Uh, Okay, Tremor, what's going on?

Speaker 7 (09:05):
Who are you? Why are you calling me?

Speaker 14 (09:07):
How did you get my number?

Speaker 11 (09:08):
Okay? So I came over to walk your dog McGrath today.

Speaker 14 (09:14):
I thought Kelsey was doing that.

Speaker 11 (09:16):
Yeah, so yeah, Kelsey's your normal dog walker, but like
Kelsey's friend and then she said she got busy today
she couldn't do it. So I was like, well, I
like poochas, so I could you know, fill in for
your dog walking ditties, And so I showed up today
to walk your dog.

Speaker 14 (09:34):
McGrath o.

Speaker 11 (09:38):
But okay, so we didn't make it very far.

Speaker 7 (09:41):
What happened?

Speaker 3 (09:42):
Okay?

Speaker 11 (09:44):
Well I think he's okay, but.

Speaker 14 (09:47):
You think he's okay?

Speaker 3 (09:48):
What happened?

Speaker 11 (09:50):
Well, okay, so I got him out of his crate
to take him on the walk. Yeah, but he overpowered
me and then he put me in the crate. So like,
I'm stuck in his crate now and I don't know
how to get out.

Speaker 14 (10:07):
Wait, what he overpowered you? He's a beagle? What happened?

Speaker 11 (10:11):
He's a lot stronger than he looks. I think you know.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
So I don't know, but hold on, hold on, you're
inside his trait.

Speaker 11 (10:18):
What Yeah, Like I'm in the crate but and I
don't know how to get out.

Speaker 7 (10:24):
I'm just going to it.

Speaker 3 (10:26):
What do you mean?

Speaker 11 (10:27):
Well, I can't. I don't know how to open it,
and I'm stuck in here, and like.

Speaker 14 (10:30):
Your hands through the cage door and flip the little
lever that's there and unlucky you've.

Speaker 11 (10:35):
Got some Okay, but yeah, like I try that, But
like I just can't seem to do it. And then
I tried, like seeing if he would come do it,
but like I don't know where he is now, so
I'm not stuck in the crate.

Speaker 15 (10:47):
But like, so, I, uh, are you serious?

Speaker 11 (10:53):
Like what should I just like lay it on and
take a nap?

Speaker 14 (10:58):
No, what is your what are the happening, Trevor? Get
out of my house, Get out of the case, reach
your hands through the crate and open the door.

Speaker 11 (11:10):
Okay, oh oh, I just saw my grove your dog.

Speaker 8 (11:16):
Yet?

Speaker 7 (11:16):
I hope you saw him.

Speaker 14 (11:17):
He should be there.

Speaker 11 (11:18):
Yeah, he poked his head in the door, but then
he ran out.

Speaker 14 (11:22):
I didn't even approve you being in my house like this.
You're a stranger, like one Pert Kelsey is supposed to
be my dog walker. You don't have approval to be
in my home.

Speaker 7 (11:32):
Is my dog still there? Is?

Speaker 14 (11:35):
You said you saw my dog?

Speaker 16 (11:36):
Right?

Speaker 14 (11:37):
Is a door open and unlocked?

Speaker 3 (11:38):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (11:39):
Oh oh oh uh yeah that's probably bad.

Speaker 14 (11:45):
Uh yeah the door opened with my dog still there
the door? What's the point of view?

Speaker 11 (11:52):
The door's opened? And like he doesn't have his leson either,
because like he overpowered me. So I'm wearing the leash
Oh my god.

Speaker 7 (12:04):
My god, you're gonna get you What are you doing?

Speaker 9 (12:07):
A meeting?

Speaker 14 (12:09):
It down five minutes and I have to kids because
I have to come home. Didn't you count of a dogcage?
You're in my living room in a dog case. There's
man in my living room in a dog I don't
understand what's happening to My.

Speaker 3 (12:20):
Dog is gone, Shelby.

Speaker 5 (12:21):
This is actually Jebel from the Jewbeil Show doing a
phone brank on you and your boyfriend.

Speaker 3 (12:25):
Say you up, it's a joke.

Speaker 17 (12:32):
Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (12:33):
He said that you recently hired a new dog walker
and wanted to mess with you.

Speaker 14 (12:38):
I'm picturing a grown up man like wrapped in a
small case in my living room, a bagle.

Speaker 10 (12:46):
I can under my poor dog like whimpering and like
wondering what's happening.

Speaker 3 (12:51):
Oh my god.

Speaker 15 (12:53):
You guys wake up every morning with Jubils phone branks
week say, mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 5 (12:59):
It just takes three minut It's to get everything you
need to know for the day with Nina's what's trending?

Speaker 3 (13:02):
Oooh some bro beef is bruin? What? Travis Kelsey unfollowed
Ryan Reynolds were the friends.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
Well, Travis Kelsey is the Taylor Swift, Ryan Reynolds.

Speaker 5 (13:18):
Lively one of Blake Lively's dragons, right.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
Right, right, all of that, so Ryan still follows Travis,
Travis unfollowed, Ryan Blake doesn't followed Travis, and Taylor follows nobody. Well,
Taylors have never follows anyone, right, so that's the safe
thing is to protect her dragon status.

Speaker 3 (13:38):
But so nobody knows actually why that all had happened.
But maybe it was an accident. I doubt it. Yeah,
me too. I feel like he just doesn't want to
be involved in all this. I gotta be honest.

Speaker 6 (13:48):
When I'm swiping now and a mitt Mobile thing comes up,
I immediately I'm just like.

Speaker 3 (13:53):
That's Ryan Reynolds coming right.

Speaker 6 (13:55):
He's like, Hey, it's Ryan Reynolds and I'm like, like,
what's Mitt Mobile? Yeah, that's just one of his companies.

Speaker 5 (14:01):
What do they do?

Speaker 3 (14:01):
That's well you are mint? Yeah, oh that's Brian Reynolds.
Yeah I don't know that.

Speaker 6 (14:08):
Well, he just sold it to t Mobile. But yeah,
so every time he pops up, I'm just like goodbye.
I'm just like soured on him too.

Speaker 3 (14:15):
What sucks because I loved him so much and.

Speaker 6 (14:20):
Never made you never read about your heroes, right, never
met him, but one of your heroes I would stick over.

Speaker 5 (14:28):
She's on by creating stories about somebody that aren't necessarily
true in order to take over their whole movie.

Speaker 3 (14:35):
You are who you're married. Do you think so now?

Speaker 1 (14:38):
While I understand all this is kind of getting a
little out of hand, especially with the Ryan stuff, but
do you think that the bigger that you get, the
more stuff that you acquire. You would like it if
people were humble, But do you think for protection there's
a little bit more of that. I think there's shoulder,
like you're like, Okay, I feel like people are taking advantage.
I don't want anybody to hurt this person or that
my kids blake blah. So maybe HiT's like more of

(15:00):
a cold shoulder than like really jerk status for really, But.

Speaker 9 (15:03):
There's a difference between like being yeah, like protective versus
being like a jerk or being like arrogant.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
Like there's a line I feel like like he's bullying.

Speaker 6 (15:11):
I guess with Justin, but yeah, I think Ryan just
thought he was sly on a business front, got a
little too confident about how he operates, tried to get
his wife some uh some good publicity and try to
make people think she's good at what she does and
got caught.

Speaker 9 (15:26):
I just think it's funny, like he was trying to
play like funny, as in, like with the Deadpool stuff.

Speaker 6 (15:34):
Yeah, that's but it becomes mean spirited, so therefore it's
not funny anymore.

Speaker 3 (15:37):
Right.

Speaker 12 (15:38):
No, I think he thought he was just being funny,
like no one would ever catch it.

Speaker 8 (15:43):
Like.

Speaker 3 (15:43):
I don't think he thought, sure, yeah, that's what I'm
saying he got caught. Yeah, I think he thought people
would think it was funny.

Speaker 5 (15:48):
I think he knew exactly what he was doing with
the Deadpool stuff and like making references to the Justin
Bald I say, blooney, he's been bullying.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
While Travis is unfollowed Ryan, so apparently he's hit his
threshold there too. You know, she and Timo were usually
places we like to go to get deals. But thanks
to tariffs, now those prices for your films we call
it deals.

Speaker 3 (16:13):
It just thinks cheap cheap, but I like it cheaper
chaber things.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
So now because of the tariffs, it's the prices of
hiked up to three hundred and seventy seven percent four
dollars TV. Well, the teriffs are making the things that
you would buy costs. Like the tariff itself is more
than what you would be paying for just the item,
right right, So like it's just not worth It's like
shipping everything, so it's just not worth it anymore. But

(16:38):
what they're trying to do is move it to another
country so that production can still keep going and we
don't have to.

Speaker 3 (16:43):
Be it's American Timu or like American she and no.
I think right, that would be ten times.

Speaker 6 (16:51):
And the reason it's cheap is because you get to
not care about the environment or the working conditions.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
It says they're trying to get their suppliers to shift
production to Vietnam to some of that.

Speaker 3 (17:00):
Yeah, that makes sense. How would that?

Speaker 9 (17:03):
But are the tariffs on every like didn't Trump put
haars on every country?

Speaker 3 (17:06):
I google it, dude, Yeah, go over right now.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
Okay, just want to let you know because I know
a lot of people are shopping she In and Timu.

Speaker 3 (17:13):
Yeah, that's what's trenda thankes. I don't know what it
all means. I just had conversations, but anyway, there we go.

Speaker 5 (17:20):
Oh, I know it's Ryan Reels an a hoole, It's time.

Speaker 16 (17:25):
To Catch a Cheater.

Speaker 3 (17:26):
Only on the Jubile Show.

Speaker 5 (17:28):
Charlotte is on the phone today for to Catch a
Cheater and she's been married to her husband, George for
five years, but now she thinks something's going on.

Speaker 3 (17:34):
So we'll see if we can help her out.

Speaker 5 (17:35):
Charlotte, I'm sorry you're going through right now, But why
do you think George might be cheating on you?

Speaker 14 (17:40):
Well, you know what, I would have never thought it
about him. I thought we had like a really good marriage,
Like it's pretty normal for the most part, Like we
don't have big fights or blow ups or anything. It's
like it's nice, you know. Like a couple of weeks ago,
I thought, like on his benmom and uh, he's making
means to somebody named Jessica. But I don't know anybody

(18:04):
named Jessica. And as far as I know, she doesn't
know Jessica. I mean, he's like talk about it, Jessica.
So why is he sending her money from her joint account?
You know?

Speaker 11 (18:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (18:14):
How big are that payments?

Speaker 14 (18:16):
It was like it's very small, like one hundred bucks
and then like two hundred bucks, but the last one
was for five thousand dollars. Whoa yeah, And when I
of course questioned George, you know, he says that it's
for a social media consultant for work because they don't
have a budget at work to hire someone. So he's

(18:37):
been getting crap from like his higher up about performing
more on social media to help in marketing, so so.

Speaker 3 (18:43):
He's paying it himself.

Speaker 14 (18:44):
He's saying, yeah, yeah, Like so it's kind of made sense,
but like that's sort of a lot of money to
ask one person to front in a month.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
It's just weird why he wouldn't tell you that, because
I do feel like it is possible to harn your
own social media manager, but like I.

Speaker 14 (18:59):
Don't yeah, but I feel like he would have mentioned it,
like yeah, cleaned about it, Like can you believe they're
asking me to do this? So it was just like,
you're just dropping all this money for the I don't.

Speaker 5 (19:09):
Know, a couple hundred bucks I could see not telling
your partner about, but five grand if you guys share
a bank account, yeah.

Speaker 14 (19:14):
A lot of money exactly, Like this is money for
our family, like our kids. I don't know, I never
I can't really see who's stepping out. I mean, like
he always treats me like I'm the center of the universe.
So I don't know, it just doesn't make sense.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
It's always so silly to me whenever we talk about
like big amounts of money being withdrawn, Like how do
these people really think their partner's not going to know this?

Speaker 16 (19:35):
Yeah, exactly or not care.

Speaker 3 (19:38):
That's a lot of money.

Speaker 14 (19:41):
It's a lot. And I do the bill, so like
really George.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
Like wow, okay, So then we want to believe that
George was just being forgetful to not tell you about
that and not really doing dirty, But like who does
he spend time with?

Speaker 3 (19:54):
Like do you know his friends?

Speaker 16 (19:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 14 (19:56):
I totally know his book, Like you know what I mean,
Like we've been married for a long time, and like,
all right, I can't see him doing it. I don't
even know when he squeezed it, you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (20:06):
Is he acting different?

Speaker 14 (20:09):
Yeah? I mean I think he's acting different. And I
don't know if that's just me being like two suspicious
nails or watching everything so it seems different. But yeah, yeah,
I feel like something's off now.

Speaker 3 (20:20):
That is how it is.

Speaker 5 (20:21):
When you think something's going on, you start to like
pick apart every little thing.

Speaker 7 (20:24):
Uh huh.

Speaker 14 (20:25):
Yeah, now I'm in detective mode. I'm like watching it.
Why did he wear that shirts today? Like yeah, so
and it's making things stressful.

Speaker 5 (20:35):
Mainly it's the money that he's been sending to Venmo,
to what's her name, Jessica, Jessica. We'll see if we
can figure it out. You already told us a grocery store.
You guys are rewards card members at so Well. Play
a song, comeback, and then call and pretend to be
from the grocery store and say that every single month,
we choose one lucky rewards member who gets a free
gift from us for being such a good customer, and
we'll say that he's won free flowers delivered from our

(20:56):
floor apartment, and we'll see if he sends those to you.

Speaker 3 (20:58):
Or to somebody else. Okay, sounds okay. We'll get your
to Catch a teter.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
Next, it's time to Catch a Cheater only on the
Tubile Show if you're just joining us For today's to
Catch a Cheater.

Speaker 5 (21:11):
Charlotte is on the phone and she thinks that her
husband a five years named George might be cheating. So
we're about to call him and pretend to be from
the grocery store that he's a rewards card member and
tell him that he's one free flowers delivered from our
Florida department for being such a good customer. And we'll
see if he believes that, and if he does, we'll
see if he sends the flowers to his wife, Charlotte
or to somebody else. We won't try to catch him.
And before we make our phone call, Charlott, why don't
you catch us up on your situation again real quick?

Speaker 14 (21:33):
Yeah, George and I've been married for five years, we
have kids. Like I thought everything was all good, and
a few weeks ago I see on his demo he
is sending cash to Jessifa and the last game it
was for five thousand dollars and giving me some sideways
story that it's for a social media consultant, and I
think got by it.

Speaker 5 (21:53):
All right, Are you ready for us to see if
we can catch him if he is Hell? Yeah, okay,
here we go. Hell, Hi, this is Corbett calling from
I was looking for our rewards card member named George.

Speaker 7 (22:16):
Oh yeah, that's me.

Speaker 5 (22:17):
Hi, George, Please don't hang up. This is not a
marketing phone call. I'm actually calling to say thank you.
Very much for being such a loyal customer, and you're
this month's Winter congratulations.

Speaker 7 (22:25):
Oh my god, that's that's fantastic. I had no idea
you guys even did this.

Speaker 3 (22:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (22:30):
Every single month we choose one Rewards Card member to
give a free gift to, and this month it's thirty
six long stim red roses, a box of candy or chocolates,
and a card to be delivered to anybody that you
want from our new and improof l Oral apartment.

Speaker 7 (22:42):
Oh well, that's awesome.

Speaker 5 (22:44):
Thank you well, thank you for your business. And all
I need from you is just the information. So I
would just need the first and last name of the
person you want to send them to, and then we'll
get if you want to put anything on a card,
and then I'll get the address and you'd be good
to go. Thank you so much again.

Speaker 7 (22:58):
Okay, can you do you send it to? You can
send it Reagan, ship it.

Speaker 3 (23:03):
Yes, it's delivered, okay, Nip.

Speaker 7 (23:06):
Can you send them to Jessica Jessica?

Speaker 11 (23:10):
Got it?

Speaker 5 (23:11):
Jessica? Yes I can. And is there anything you want
to put on a card to Jessica?

Speaker 7 (23:18):
Hey, you let me say can you put I know
you said no gifts, but I had to exclamation point. Okay,
I feel like I'm living a dream right now.

Speaker 5 (23:29):
Great, And at this point, I'll let you know that
this is not the grocery store at all. It's actually
a radio show called The Jebel Show.

Speaker 7 (23:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (23:35):
Hi, I'm Nina.

Speaker 5 (23:36):
Hi, I'm Victoria, and my name is Jebel. And we
do a segment called to Catch a Teeter, where if
you think you're significant other might be messing around to
see you. They send flowers to and your wife Charlotte
is on the phone and probably wants to ask about Jessica.
That's what I react, Charlotte.

Speaker 14 (24:00):
Are you kidding me? You're sending her money? And now Roses,
hang on, tell me the truth.

Speaker 7 (24:10):
I didn't mean for any of this to happen. I'm sorry.

Speaker 5 (24:22):
Let's go like, what so you are messing around with Jessica.

Speaker 7 (24:26):
No, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
And what are you apologizing for?

Speaker 7 (24:32):
I've fallen for somebody. I think I'm in love?

Speaker 3 (24:37):
Really, really, Jessica?

Speaker 14 (24:39):
Really, why are you telling her? How is Jessica? God,
she's not your social media consultants. Obviously, I got it.

Speaker 7 (24:48):
I've been talking to This sounds ridiculous. But I've been
talking to Jessica Alba and we've been talking for about
a month.

Speaker 14 (25:00):
I'm sorry, he said, Jessica Alba talks to you, George.

Speaker 7 (25:04):
Yes, we committed through her d MS and you're me
from out of nowhere.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
And her husband.

Speaker 7 (25:13):
We've been talking and she's been lonely and I've been lonely,
and we just sort of connected there.

Speaker 14 (25:19):
Think you're talking to Jessica Alba.

Speaker 6 (25:21):
Seriously, I am, I am.

Speaker 14 (25:23):
I get our children's money to Jessica Alba.

Speaker 4 (25:28):
Akay, And you can't figure out this is a scam,
George Charlotte, all right.

Speaker 7 (25:43):
Got a scam. It's not a scam. We've talked, it's
not a scam. She tells me things that she's never
told anybody, like I'm not in the industry, so she
can confide.

Speaker 14 (25:50):
In me and struggling.

Speaker 7 (25:53):
Her husband's stepping out, keeping money from her and the kids.
So I offered to help out a little bit.

Speaker 14 (26:00):
With our money.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
Cool, you're legit.

Speaker 5 (26:01):
Think you're talking to Jessica Alba.

Speaker 7 (26:04):
Yes, I mean it started so it was. It was
just so organic and natural. It just it just came up, like.

Speaker 3 (26:12):
Wait, George, I was She's a billionaire. No, but it's
her money though it's her company. I don't think you're
talking to Jessica Alba.

Speaker 7 (26:22):
You don't know her, like you don't know what she's
been doing. I know what we've been talking about, like
the connection that we've developed. We've been developing it. It
wasn't just from out of nowhere. We've actually been doing.

Speaker 14 (26:32):
What is wrong with you, Jessica Alba and not messaging you?
Oh my god? There are so many celebrity scammers out there,
and you're done smell for this.

Speaker 7 (26:42):
No, no, it's it's not like that. It's not a scammer.
She said. The pictures she did a video call with me.
I know it's it's it's her.

Speaker 14 (26:50):
Oh boy, George, the pictures could be taken from like
anything in the last thirty years. It's so easy to eat,
take anything. Did you even see her face when you
were talking to her?

Speaker 7 (27:01):
You really just don't get it.

Speaker 14 (27:03):
I'm sure I don't explain it to me, George.

Speaker 7 (27:07):
You don't want to believe me. Don't believe me. You
can take this attitude with you the hell, because you're
gonna see when you've driven me into the arms of
someone who does care about me and communical? How happy
I can actually be the one?

Speaker 14 (27:22):
Well, you know what, I'll look after the two of
you in the tabloid. George. Yeah, you know what, George.
I'm getting off the phone right now. I'm gonna go
split the bank account and you could take your half
and send it to whatever you on, including Jessica Alba,
and I'm gonna keep my share and you'll be hearing
from my lawyer. Guys, can you just carry up on
mister Alba for me? Please?

Speaker 3 (27:43):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (27:44):
You know what, guys said. You can all go thoves too.
This is totally entrap me here. This is ridiculous.

Speaker 14 (27:50):
How Jessica, we said, Hi, I hung.

Speaker 3 (27:52):
Up on him. He's gone now. Oh I'm so sorry.

Speaker 14 (27:54):
I'm sorry whatever. He's always been a half and half.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
To be prepared though, because you know he's going to
try to come back once he realizes this is all
a scam.

Speaker 14 (28:05):
I'm going to drive him into the ground when he does.

Speaker 8 (28:11):
That.

Speaker 3 (28:11):
Sounds like you're gonna be okay.

Speaker 14 (28:13):
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna be just fine.

Speaker 5 (28:16):
Did you have any idea that he was like someone
who would fall for that?

Speaker 14 (28:21):
No, I mean business, he's tech staddy like I would
think I guess it's like a middle aged ego, Like
I really think Jessica album could have a thing for George.

Speaker 5 (28:35):
I mean it's I'm sorry that you found this out,
but yeah, at least you've got one hell of a
story for real.

Speaker 14 (28:42):
Yeah, I guess right.

Speaker 3 (28:46):
The Jewel Shows to Catch a Cheetah, I was.

Speaker 17 (28:49):
In which shock is anybody else would be when you
see the person they're looking for, like standard right in
front of your mailbox. I looked out the bay window
and to my surprise, here's the guy that they're looking
for and like in front of my mailbox. So he
was pushing the bike at this point because I think
he was already tired of trying to get up the
seal here. And I told him to get his hand
getting down police and he said, I'm not going to
run anywhere he goes. I'm tired of run and I'm

(29:10):
just gonna lay here.

Speaker 5 (29:11):
Yeah, that's a story out of Tennessee where an inmate
who escaped prison tried to get away on a little
girl's bike.

Speaker 3 (29:17):
Didn't make it that far. He didn't make it very
far at all. No, very hard to write a small boy.

Speaker 5 (29:24):
And if you haven't seen the latest inmate, the inmate
that's going viral that has everybody saying he might be
the worst criminal ever.

Speaker 3 (29:30):
I I'll tell you about it right now. I love
these people me too.

Speaker 5 (29:33):
We're my favorite gaul. They make you feel better, they
never give up. And normally when an inmate is going
viral in this country, it's because people think that they're
hot and want to date them, and then they get
out of prison, and then they go on for a
modeling career and they make millions and millions of dollars
and then probably commit another crime and they.

Speaker 3 (29:48):
Go back to jail.

Speaker 5 (29:48):
But who cares, we get another hot hot But there
is one inmate going viral and making international headlines this
morning because he was scheduled for release.

Speaker 3 (30:00):
In just two days.

Speaker 9 (30:01):
Okay, he did not do anything yet days.

Speaker 5 (30:06):
An inmate who was said to be released in two
days couldn't wait, so he allegedly escaped in Nashville.

Speaker 3 (30:13):
He couldn't wait days.

Speaker 5 (30:16):
Nashville police say Tyreek Harris, who apparently didn't think things threw,
walked away from an approved work release sight just two
days before he was set to be released. So he
escaped two days before he was said to be released.

Speaker 3 (30:29):
So he's like doing work.

Speaker 6 (30:30):
Release, so he was like he was even doing well
enough in jail to be able to like go pick
up trash or go do a thing.

Speaker 5 (30:38):
And eight hours two days, say how long.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
Because it's like he'd already been there for however long?
Just two more days and you just got crazy about it.

Speaker 6 (30:47):
And if it was any more than two days, then
it's like, I get it. If he escaped in the
first twenty four hours, he's like, I can't do this,
But it was definitely more than two days if he's
on a work release program.

Speaker 5 (31:01):
So he was originally jailed for a probation violation, but
now he's back in jail on new charges for escape.

Speaker 3 (31:09):
Escaping jail when he just had two days to go.
Maybe he really liked it, so he just didn't want
to leave.

Speaker 5 (31:14):
That's a real thing, though, that is a real thing.
We'll get institutionalized, I want to. But because of that,
the internet is also sharing a bunch of stories of
the dumbest attempts at escaping prison. Ever. Oh good, so
these are fun over some of them right now. But
an inmate drug an dug a tunnel for months trying

(31:36):
to get out of prison. What was he digging, except
they didn't check where it was going, and they popped
up inside the guard's break room where the guys were
literally playing cards when they burst.

Speaker 11 (31:48):
Through the That's a movie scene.

Speaker 3 (31:52):
That's awkward.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
I feel like the digging tunnels is more in the movies,
but people actually do this.

Speaker 3 (31:56):
How do you even into that space? And where's your show?
They don't want to be I gues. I've seen people
use spoons in movies. I don't know what they actually
used by people like use spoons and knives. And it
seems to be surprisingly easy to escape.

Speaker 6 (32:09):
I was watching a random documentary the other day and
these guys got out through like the pipes or whatever,
like through the area through the pipes, but like, yeah,
they pulled their toilet off the wall and just like
kind of got in the wall and then just kept
going and they were outside.

Speaker 11 (32:24):
It was like an accident.

Speaker 3 (32:25):
Does seem to be pretty easy to escape? Like, what
is going on here?

Speaker 5 (32:28):
We're going over a thread this going viral on the
Internet of people sharing stories of the dumbest attempts at
escaping prison ever. Because one guy was two days away
from getting out of jail and then he decided to
try to escape two days before, and now he's back
in jail on charges of attempting to escape jail, which
will be there for a longer time.

Speaker 6 (32:47):
This is why I love them, though, because he knew
that if he did it, he was going to be free.
Forty eight hours earlier. He beat the system. He was
not going to give up right.

Speaker 5 (32:58):
Another story was shared from a prison and guard out
of Nebraska. It says an inmate an inmate made a
fake mustache out of toilet paper and shoe polish, thinking
that he would look like a different person when they
did the lineup. The prison guard added that he looked
like a Sad Mario character instead.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
Okay, that's creative points right there. You're using your resources
to really try something different.

Speaker 3 (33:25):
I need some glasses and some toilet paper.

Speaker 16 (33:29):
This is gonna work.

Speaker 5 (33:31):
Another prison guard shared a story that says that one
guy thought that he could dig his way out with
a spoon. Here you goon, but he was trying to
dig through reinforced concrete the whole time.

Speaker 3 (33:45):
He says.

Speaker 5 (33:46):
They finally found out that he was doing that after
a year of trying, and they noticed a small dent.

Speaker 6 (33:52):
From the side of the He's like, never get it out.
You can take some lessons from these people.

Speaker 3 (33:58):
It's like a workout your wrist.

Speaker 5 (34:00):
On that one another prison guard, this was out of
South Dakota said. One prisoner thought he could slip through
the bars by covering himself in butter and soap.

Speaker 3 (34:09):
Ooh, that's kind of smart. I don't see any problems
with just so far smart.

Speaker 5 (34:15):
It says that he got stuck between the bars, naked,
buttered up and screaming and had to be pried out
by the guards.

Speaker 18 (34:27):
Stop laughing, screaming naked.

Speaker 15 (34:42):
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Speaker 5 (34:49):
Aaron is on the phone today for a first ad
follow up and he's getting ghosted by Monica. So we're
going to see if we can find out why and
maybe get him another date if he still wants one.

Speaker 3 (34:58):
In a second.

Speaker 5 (34:59):
First, let's find out out about the date, Aaron, how
long has it been since you heard from Monica?

Speaker 16 (35:03):
Hey, guys, I love the show, by the way, and
then four days?

Speaker 5 (35:07):
Four days, so that's okay? Yeah, you're sure you getting ghosted?

Speaker 2 (35:12):
I think so at this point. I mean, here's the thing.
I felt like the date went great. We met him bumble,
I mean, like everyone, that's kind of the only way
you can meet nowadays.

Speaker 16 (35:22):
But she is beautiful.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
You know, she's kind of got like this, I don't know,
this real like kid, you know, youthful energy to her.

Speaker 8 (35:32):
You know.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
So we were talking about like Disney movies, you know,
just like I'm a big kid at heart too.

Speaker 16 (35:38):
I love cartoons, I love I love all of that. Okay,
and we went.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
Out pursushi and she was laughing. She seemed to be
having a good time. I don't know, I really don't know.
I thought it went well. I was a gentleman, didn't
try to kiss nothing, So I yeah, I really would.
I would love to possibly have a second date. She
is interested and tell us about the what happened. Sushi

(36:04):
was good, and sushi was good. I'm not like a
huge seafood fan, but you know, I thought it would
be something kind of a little more interesting. But I
was still pretty impressed. And having some sake with it
definitely helped. We'll say that.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
So, wait, you're the guy that's like, let's go to
sushi and then gets California rolls and then everything that's cooked.

Speaker 3 (36:28):
Okay, that's wrong. With that, let me just go to
a different restaurant. I don't know, or maybe you just
really like California rolls. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to
clown you right now in here, and I just found
that funny.

Speaker 7 (36:37):
No, You're good.

Speaker 16 (36:38):
I mean, it was just fine. It's just I'm just
not a big seafood guy.

Speaker 11 (36:42):
I guess.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
Okay, okay, is Monica a seafood goal? Was she enjoying
the sushi?

Speaker 16 (36:48):
She seemed to.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
Yeah, she seemed to be really into it, And I
don't know, I just thought it might be something a
little better than just taking her out for you know,
beers and burgers or something.

Speaker 8 (36:57):
You know.

Speaker 3 (36:58):
Sure, did you feel like she was flirting with you?

Speaker 16 (37:01):
Yeah? Yeah, I really did.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
And and like I said, even when we were like chatting,
you know, we seem to have a lot in common.
It seemed like both, you know, I said, the kids
at heart. You know, I'm I'm someone who I love to,
you know, to make my date laugh. And she definitely
seemed to be clicking with my humor. So I hope
there can be a second one.

Speaker 12 (37:22):
Can I ask you said you were a gentleman and
that you didn't try to kiss or anything now. Granted
I'm met on bumble not maybe that's more like a
tender thing. But could that have been what she was
looking for? She wanted more.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
Of the because bumbles when the woman reaches out to
the man after that they after they match.

Speaker 3 (37:40):
Yeah, something like maybe she wanted more of a hookup.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
I don't think so, I'll be honest, that's that's really
what I'm looking for. I mean, again, she's she's very beautiful.
That It's not that I'm not attracted to her, but
I am kind of more in the market, you know,
for something more long term.

Speaker 3 (37:58):
Okay, But I.

Speaker 16 (38:00):
Didn't get that vibe either. I mean I didn't. I
didn't feel like she was disappointed that.

Speaker 7 (38:05):
I didn't make the move.

Speaker 5 (38:06):
And there is there other than I mean, is there
anything else you can think of that might be the
reason you're getting ghosted?

Speaker 16 (38:14):
I don't know. Maybe maybe I wasn't talking enough or something.
I mean, that's kind of the only thing I can
think of. But she generally did.

Speaker 2 (38:22):
She seemed to be laughing, she seemed to be having
some fun, seemed to be smiling a lot.

Speaker 16 (38:28):
So yeah, I really I don't know.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
If you say you weren't talking enough did. Do you
mean you just sat there and looked at her while
she sushi and tried to tell.

Speaker 3 (38:37):
You things, Because you know what, that might do it
for me too, because then I'd be tired, really hard.

Speaker 16 (38:43):
I wouldn't say that, I guess.

Speaker 2 (38:46):
Here's the thing is that, you know, she was telling
me about her childhood family, and you know, she's kind
of been kicking around the ideas of going back to
school and stuff like that, and I generally enjoyed listening
to her and then listening to what her plans were.

Speaker 3 (39:01):
So okay, that's cool. All right, Well, we'll see if
we can figure out for you.

Speaker 5 (39:03):
We'll play a song come back, and then call her
and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting you
and maybe get you another day if you.

Speaker 3 (39:09):
Still want on.

Speaker 5 (39:10):
Okay, sounds great, all right, we'll plaus on come back.

Speaker 3 (39:12):
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Speaker 15 (39:13):
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Speaker 5 (39:22):
Run in the middle of your first day follow up
if you're just joining us, Aaron is on the phone
and he's getting ghosted by Monica. So we're about to
call her and see if she'll tell us why she's
ghosting him and maybe get him another date. But before
we do that, why don't you catch everybody up Aerin.
What's the situation with Monica and the ghosting?

Speaker 18 (39:38):
Uh?

Speaker 16 (39:38):
Yeah, we met on Mumble. We went out for sushie.
I thought at least it went really well.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
But I haven't heard anything in the past few days,
and I'm really hoping that.

Speaker 16 (39:47):
I can possibly get a second date.

Speaker 3 (39:49):
Okay, maybe you know, go somewhere where you like the
food instead of taking her to sushi where you really like.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
Yeah, I'm sorry, maybe that's the reason. You know, that's
kind of flaggy to me. Yeah, no offense, it's just
it kind of is. So maybe if that's it, then
that it's this is savable then.

Speaker 5 (40:03):
Yeah, we'll see Aaron on that collar. Are you ready?

Speaker 16 (40:07):
Let's do it?

Speaker 8 (40:07):
All? Right?

Speaker 3 (40:08):
Here we go? Hello, I may I speak to Monica? Please? Monica?

Speaker 11 (40:24):
How are you?

Speaker 5 (40:24):
My name is Jewbell. I host a radio show. It
is called the Jewbel Show.

Speaker 3 (40:27):
Yeah, and the whole show is here too, Monica. My
name is Nina in mine Victoria wo Hi, Hi, Hi
is this real? Yes? Yeah, you listen to the show?

Speaker 16 (40:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (40:38):
Yeah, okay, cool?

Speaker 3 (40:40):
How would you like to be on it.

Speaker 14 (40:43):
Well, it depends on what for.

Speaker 5 (40:47):
Let's say you were on it for the to Catch
a Cheater segment. Would you want to be on it
for that?

Speaker 15 (40:51):
Oh?

Speaker 16 (40:52):
No?

Speaker 3 (40:53):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (40:54):
What about a first date follow up? You know where
you go on a date with someone and then ghosting
them and we try to find out why.

Speaker 3 (41:00):
Oh sure, okay. Cool works perfectly then, because that's what
this is. Wow, Okay, do you know who you're ghosting? Monica?

Speaker 14 (41:12):
I have a feeling is it Aaron?

Speaker 5 (41:15):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (41:16):
Are you ghosting Aaron?

Speaker 5 (41:17):
Because it's only been a couple of days, but he's
pretty sure you're ghosting him.

Speaker 6 (41:21):
Uh.

Speaker 14 (41:22):
I'm not purposely ghosting him, but I guess it.

Speaker 16 (41:26):
Uh has been sort of happening.

Speaker 3 (41:28):
Yes, why.

Speaker 8 (41:32):
Okay, Well we were on date and you know, he
was really nice and everything, but he Uh.

Speaker 14 (41:39):
On the date, he brought a rubber fish toy.

Speaker 8 (41:43):
Was a kind of like a like a like a
rubber fish, like the kind of like a kid would
play with, like in a bathtub.

Speaker 7 (41:51):
He called it.

Speaker 14 (41:51):
He called it slippy.

Speaker 5 (41:53):
Fun Okay, he named it flippy.

Speaker 14 (41:59):
Yeah yeah, yeah, it was like I don't know.

Speaker 8 (42:01):
He he introduced slippy in the beginning and like put
it on the bar next to his beer, and I
thought it was just like him being silly at first, like, oh.

Speaker 14 (42:10):
He's playful, Okay, you know we're at sushi, like it's
going to bring this like rubber fish. I guess it
was a weird time.

Speaker 16 (42:16):
But whatever.

Speaker 14 (42:18):
But he like he just kept referencing Slippy and like
talking to Slippy throughout the evening, and like, yeah, I
didn't like, I didn't want to be mean, but I
would like call him out because.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
It was like it was like a was Flippy getting
stressed out watching everybody eat its friends.

Speaker 5 (42:35):
Yeah, I mean that's kind of weird a fish.

Speaker 14 (42:40):
It was just kind of weird.

Speaker 8 (42:41):
I don't know, it was just a little weird and
making uncomfortable.

Speaker 3 (42:43):
So yeah, I guessing did it look like he brings
Slippy with him everywhere?

Speaker 16 (42:50):
That's what I would gather. Yeah, like it was like
his like pal.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
That's really nice of you to just kind of understand
that some people have like nerves and anxiety and maybe
Flippy is his friend. I don't know how I would
handle that. Actually, that's a really interesting situation, Monica.

Speaker 14 (43:07):
Yeah it was. I don't know, it was like, you know, playful,
but maybe not exactly you know, my vibe. So I
was just like maybe maybe you know, I don't know.

Speaker 7 (43:18):
It was so weird.

Speaker 5 (43:20):
Did like at the end of the day, did like
the three you guys hug it out together or did
you get a separate hug from Flippy?

Speaker 14 (43:28):
It did feel like he was like a third wheel,
like he.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
Was like, oh wow, okay, outside of Flippy Monica, how
was the date?

Speaker 8 (43:37):
Outside of that?

Speaker 16 (43:38):
It was fun.

Speaker 8 (43:39):
Outside of that, it was like, you know, well, I
think our personality rep we're playful, like we're.

Speaker 14 (43:46):
Both kind of like dorky in a farm a way,
you know, So I think outside of that it was
it was, you know, fun.

Speaker 8 (43:52):
It was just the Flippy Yeah.

Speaker 5 (43:57):
Okay, well, thank you for telling us and being honest
with us.

Speaker 14 (44:01):
Yeah, so crazy.

Speaker 5 (44:03):
I'll be honest with you now too. Aaron is on
the phone. He's been listening this whole time. I don't
know if Flippy is with him, but he does want
to talk to you.

Speaker 16 (44:11):
Oh wow, Slip there, Okay, uh no, Flippy, Flippy is
not here. He had a doctor's appointment. I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
A hi erin listen. I'm sorry. I sometimes ask my friends.
I sometimes have a weird sense of humor.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
And I know that you were telling me that you,
you know, you love to talk to your cats a.

Speaker 16 (44:35):
Lot, and so I just an army pats and he
was dumb. I thought that. I thought it would just
be kind of like a fun little icebreaker. I didn't mean,
frick be that weird. I do not bring Flippy with
me or sleep with him or anything like that.

Speaker 5 (44:55):
Well, I hope you're not sleep with him if you're
trying to date other people trying to date mine.

Speaker 8 (45:02):
Okay, I do talk to my cat, but I did
tell on my head, you know, like alive, you know,
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (45:10):
Yes it is true, but.

Speaker 16 (45:13):
Hey, I mean listener, cats are great listeners. Nothing wrong.

Speaker 2 (45:19):
Again, I was it was just kind of meant as
a silly, dumb joke, I said, an icebreaker. I really
do have a great time though, So if if you
are up to it, and I promise Flippy will be
in no way coming to the dates, maybe we could try.

Speaker 5 (45:38):
Monica, would you like to go out with Aaron again?
We'll pay for it.

Speaker 14 (45:41):
Oh that's nice. Yeah, I mean yeah, it's one of
those little.

Speaker 8 (45:46):
Like stuffed animals either like nothing, you know, just us,
and then i'd be down.

Speaker 3 (45:52):
I don't believe to say that, but that's kind of cool.

Speaker 2 (45:57):
Yeah no, listen, Flippy said, he's already.

Speaker 16 (46:05):
Just let me know and you like you out again.

Speaker 8 (46:07):
Okay, yeah, well I'm glad.

Speaker 14 (46:11):
We got that out of the way because I did
like you.

Speaker 5 (46:14):
Oh yeah, yep, so that you got Flippy Block, give
us three minutes and we'll give you everything you know
for the need to know for the day with NINAS
much trending.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
People think women compete with each other, but really though,
it's the men who are doing it the most, and
thanks to new studies, we know how they do it.

Speaker 3 (46:36):
Wait, the men competing against.

Speaker 5 (46:37):
Each other, just like countries about going to the moon.

Speaker 3 (46:40):
Okay, that's been going on in the c.

Speaker 5 (46:46):
We were competing with Russia at the time, and then
we faked the whole thing text in four one o six.
You think the moon landings were all obviously not, get
your head out of the sand.

Speaker 3 (46:55):
Produce of bread.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
Jubile is actually doing it perfectly the way that you
compete with men. It is just other men out. So
by using that theory, you're probably stressing some people who
want to compete with you.

Speaker 3 (47:05):
To prove that they're smarter. Yeah, I don't know why
I came in this morning and I just wanted to
argue about the landing with a Bread for no reason. Also,
he just brought it up like random.

Speaker 6 (47:15):
Yeah, he's just sitting there and he goes, so you
think we landed on the moon, don't you.

Speaker 3 (47:20):
I'm like, oh, here we go.

Speaker 5 (47:21):
I was just in the hallway and Producer Bread was
walking in front of me, and I don't remember who
was walking behind me, but I said, hey, what's up man?
You see that guy walking in front of me, a
nice producer Bread and he thinks we landed on the moon?

Speaker 3 (47:31):
What an idiot?

Speaker 11 (47:33):
What did he say?

Speaker 1 (47:34):
He just.

Speaker 5 (47:37):
Like, I don't know what's going on. You know, Yeah,
maybe I lost it today. I'm not sure.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
I mean, you're just feeling really passionate about it, and
if you care about it, you're going to speak about it.

Speaker 3 (47:47):
So there we have it. Next time, Producer is going
to say that Earth is around the perfect example. You know,
you just stressed each other out. Stress, being smarter, stressing
more people.

Speaker 6 (47:59):
Out just blows my mind that people think any of
these things.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
Should we stay on the topic of space, because I
do have another space story of course somewhere else, okay.

Speaker 3 (48:13):
For young as not to move if you can't trying
to navigate here.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
So there are tons of thousands of women actually in
this country that believe that they've been abducted by aliens.
And we had a story that we talked about earlier
this week or last week. I don't remember to know
if you have actually been abducted. There was like a
checklist if you had like bumps or whatever on your skin.
But the craziest part about this is is that these
women also believe that these aliens kept their drawers, kept

(48:41):
their what pantoswear?

Speaker 3 (48:44):
They took them, took their underwear and send them back.
So maybe they don't have any of their space. Yah,
who's going to tell them they have their underwear thieves?
Who's going to tell them they have a weird nephew?

Speaker 8 (48:55):
What what.

Speaker 5 (48:57):
I mean?

Speaker 3 (48:58):
They have any reason why the aliens took their undies?

Speaker 1 (49:01):
No, they just said that they've been abducted. They came back,
their underwear was missing, and they know that the aliens
took it. Imagine this is the stuff that I find also,
by the way, on the internet every morning thinks that
Uncle John supremely satisfying raider reader.

Speaker 6 (49:15):
What research, Yeah, the news sources, Uncle John, Yeah, but
you he knows we didn't land on the moon.

Speaker 3 (49:26):
He's got a whole other article about it. I'm sure
of it.

Speaker 6 (49:29):
But imagine thinking aliens came to Earth and the thing
they wanted was human underwear, right, no sense, but probably
don't need it, right, that's how human centrican.

Speaker 3 (49:41):
We imaginely didn't need it, and then we had it
until we need you guys, we need it.

Speaker 5 (49:46):
They talk about being cleaned, they didn't know about it,
and then they abducted sweep on.

Speaker 3 (49:49):
They're like, those are fierce.

Speaker 5 (49:53):
I'm keeping those, boss, I'm going to wear those around
the spaceships.

Speaker 3 (49:58):
People who are abducted aren't wearing the fierce kind.

Speaker 11 (50:01):
I I don't know, we don't know. They're like they're
more like blankets.

Speaker 5 (50:14):
Abducting people trying to find out Victoria's secret because they
abducted one person. They like the andies and they're like,
what's the secret? Who's this Victoria person? They have to
abduct her?

Speaker 11 (50:23):
Victoria is not saying.

Speaker 3 (50:27):
We need to make sure we keep tapping Victoria.

Speaker 11 (50:31):
What is your secret?

Speaker 3 (50:33):
The secrets that we haven't been to.

Speaker 17 (50:35):
The moon.

Speaker 3 (50:37):
They're like, you know that humans are idiots. So I
hope you got something out of that, but we'll just
call that so yeah, thanks uncle John.

Speaker 6 (50:45):
Sure, and the creepy nephew. You know it's a creepy
it's aliens. It's weird, creepy nephew.

Speaker 3 (50:54):
You're realizing. They also just what underwear?

Speaker 14 (50:57):
So they took it?

Speaker 3 (51:00):
Can I take your order?

Speaker 6 (51:01):
I'm gonna have tall, childs.

Speaker 7 (51:02):
I've had a large black coffee. Large black coffee.

Speaker 14 (51:06):
Do you mean aventi?

Speaker 8 (51:07):
No? I mean large?

Speaker 16 (51:08):
He means av Yeah, it's the biggest one you've got.

Speaker 3 (51:10):
Venti is large.

Speaker 16 (51:11):
No Venti is twenty Yeah, large is large.

Speaker 7 (51:16):
In fact, tall is large, and.

Speaker 3 (51:17):
Bronde is Spanish for large. Venti's the only one that
doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations,
you're stupid in three languages.

Speaker 5 (51:25):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria,
your chance to take on our own Victoria Romeria is
in a game of trivia for Khalid tickets today, and
let's meet today's contestant for you verus Victoria.

Speaker 3 (51:37):
Kelly. What's up, Kelly?

Speaker 1 (51:39):
What's up?

Speaker 11 (51:40):
How are you?

Speaker 14 (51:42):
I'm good. Thank you.

Speaker 3 (51:42):
How are you? I'm great?

Speaker 5 (51:44):
Thank you for asking. Do you think that you can
beat Victoria?

Speaker 3 (51:48):
I think I've got a pretty good CHIPM Like, how
good of a chance? Though I've just had a good
amount of my coffee. I feel pretty good.

Speaker 7 (51:54):
Right now, I'm going to say you like a ninety percent? Shit?

Speaker 8 (51:58):
WHOA.

Speaker 3 (52:02):
We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio. Here we go, Kelly.

Speaker 5 (52:06):
While she's leaving, they have thirty seconds answer as many
questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say
pass and Victoria has to beat you outright to win. Okay, yep,
all right, good.

Speaker 3 (52:17):
She's outside.

Speaker 5 (52:17):
The door is closed, and Kelly, your time starts.

Speaker 7 (52:22):
Now.

Speaker 3 (52:23):
What artist is famous for cutting off part of his
own ear?

Speaker 8 (52:28):
Ah?

Speaker 3 (52:31):
What is the chemical symbol for gold? Who played Jack
in the movie Titanic?

Speaker 14 (52:40):
Leonardo de Capill.

Speaker 3 (52:42):
What country is known as the Land of the Rising Sun?

Speaker 7 (52:46):
Japan?

Speaker 3 (52:47):
In music? What symbol indicates to play louder?

Speaker 7 (52:52):
All right?

Speaker 5 (52:55):
God that it don't bring Victoria back into the studio.
And while she's getting settled putting your headhones on stuff, Kelly,
if you could be any superhero, which one would it be?

Speaker 7 (53:04):
And why.

Speaker 3 (53:07):
I would say the invisible man, so I could spy
on people. Kelly's a little creepy work that, Kelly. It's good.

Speaker 11 (53:19):
I like that a lot.

Speaker 3 (53:21):
And the laugh as well.

Speaker 5 (53:23):
After that?

Speaker 3 (53:26):
All right, Victoria's got her headphones on? You ready, I
think so?

Speaker 7 (53:29):
All right?

Speaker 5 (53:30):
Thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible if
you don't know one.

Speaker 3 (53:35):
Jesse pass uh huh, and Kelly is to be me
all right? Win No, what you have to be? Kelly?
Oh dang it? That was close. Yike, you're exactly the oppostion,
which is not close at all. All right, Kelly, you
can tell Victoria when to go.

Speaker 5 (53:53):
Ready.

Speaker 3 (53:55):
What artist is famous for cutting off part of his
own ear?

Speaker 8 (53:57):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (53:57):
Vigo? What is the chemical symbol for old a?

Speaker 8 (54:02):
You?

Speaker 3 (54:02):
Who played Jack in the movie Titanic?

Speaker 1 (54:04):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (54:05):
Oh, oh dang it? What's his name? DiCaprio? What country
is known as the Land of the Rising Sun?

Speaker 7 (54:11):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (54:12):
The USA? In music, what simple indicates to play louder?

Speaker 8 (54:16):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (54:17):
Which music symbol indicates to play louder louder? It's not
the conductor going louder.

Speaker 18 (54:28):
Dang it.

Speaker 3 (54:29):
That song got stuck in my head where it goes
louder louder?

Speaker 5 (54:33):
Nope, don't know what, so.

Speaker 3 (54:36):
Be quiet.

Speaker 5 (54:37):
All right, Let's send it over to the scoreboard and
see how you guys did with our scoreboard producer Brad Believe.

Speaker 3 (54:42):
That was black Eyed Peace.

Speaker 13 (54:43):
Kelly got two correct, Victoria got three? Who a rare victory, Kelly, Kelly,
there was a chance she could win. But Kelly, you
still got.

Speaker 3 (55:01):
You still got Kaleien tickets just for playing though, So
congratulations on that.

Speaker 18 (55:05):
Well, thank you, welcome.

Speaker 3 (55:07):
Let's get the answers now with Nina.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
The artist famous for cutting off part of his own
ear is Vincent ven Go. The chemical symbol for gold
is a you.

Speaker 17 (55:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:15):
Leonardo DiCaprio played Jack in the movie Titanic. Japan is
the country known as the Land of the Rising Sun,
and a music an F for forte indicates to play louder.

Speaker 3 (55:25):
What seriously does a note?

Speaker 5 (55:28):
Or if you're the black Eyed Peas, you just say
it great, Kelly, thank you for playing.

Speaker 3 (55:34):
I have a great day.

Speaker 5 (55:36):
Thank you yep. We play You vers Victoria the same
time every single weekday morning. Remember, if you want to
play Victoria, all you have to do is d MS
at the Jewel Show or go to the jebelshow Dot com.

Speaker 3 (55:46):
Jewbles dirty little Secret?

Speaker 5 (55:48):
Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 3 (55:52):
I do sweet?

Speaker 1 (55:53):
What is it? Okay?

Speaker 14 (55:55):
Well, so I'm married and you know, mostly happily, and
I went out and I got pretty drunk with my
friends and this time I got so flushed that I
woke up in bed with someone else.

Speaker 3 (56:13):
Oh okay, do you know them? Yeah?

Speaker 16 (56:18):
Well maybe.

Speaker 14 (56:21):
I mean I haven't told my husband obviously, it's a secret,
and I've never done it since. It was just one
night where I really and I mean I never, never,
never will do it again. And the thing is that
it was my husband's brother. Oh yeah, and he keeps

(56:46):
texting me to see if I want to do it again.

Speaker 3 (56:52):
Don't care. That's a tough position to be in. Well,
when it's your literal bro, it doesn't count. What do
they have a good relationship?

Speaker 14 (57:03):
I mean, yeah, that's the thing. It's like, I don't
understand why he keeps texting.

Speaker 7 (57:07):
Me, Like it's almost like he wants this drama.

Speaker 14 (57:10):
It's so strange.

Speaker 3 (57:12):
They're really close now, huh what that?

Speaker 7 (57:15):
Wow?

Speaker 8 (57:17):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (57:18):
Brothers?

Speaker 1 (57:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (57:20):
Do you think you'll do it again?

Speaker 8 (57:22):
No?

Speaker 14 (57:23):
Oh no, I I regretted it at the instant I
woke up a brother or not, and definitely not.

Speaker 3 (57:32):
This is too, It is messy.

Speaker 9 (57:34):
It didn't regret it when it happened, only when you
woke up, which means maybe.

Speaker 11 (57:39):
It was really good.

Speaker 14 (57:43):
I have to push that part to the back of
my mind again.

Speaker 3 (57:47):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

Speaker 7 (57:50):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (57:51):
What's your dirty little secret?

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