The Full Jubal Show from April 30th, 2025

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Wow, here we go. That was fun, wasn't it. And
I don't know about you, but I worked up quite
an appetite, and fortunately for us, I put a lasagna
in the oven right before things got a little crazy.
Said to be done in about thirty minutes. So in

(00:23):
about twenty eight minutes, you and I are gonna chat down.
You will show and a psychologist just release a study
on what your favorite post bedtime fun snack says about
your personality. So we'll go over right now so you
can see what it says about you. Oh hope, mine's

(00:44):
on the list. I don't ever get hungry after that either.
That's why it's chips and salsa.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
What okay, that's pretty specific. Salt, Well, that's perfect. That's
the first one on the list. Now, if you like
to have salty snacks after a little bit of a
light saber duel.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
Says like chips or some nuts mixed, or pretzels or
crackers or ramen. It could be because you're practical, efficient
and maybe even down for round two. Oh yeah, it's
maybe on your spreadsheet.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
It sounds like you know what spreadsheet sounds about.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Let me see if there's time here. They scheduled it
a minute. I mean, I'll be right back with you.
Can you schedule a meeting on teams? If you're reaching
for a salty snack like chips after you're done doing
the thing, Uh, you're probably also not overly emotional. It
says you feel more comfortable keeping things surface level. Oh,

(01:51):
that sounds not right for bad meeting text in four
one O six one. If this schedule connects with you too,
We're going over a study released by a psychologist that
reveals what's your favorite post whoopee snack says about you?

Speaker 3 (02:08):
Okay, I still like baking biscuit.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
If you imagine if somebody actually said, hey, you want
to go make whoopee like the cushion. It is a song, right,
making whoopy? It's from Sleepless and Seattle soundtrack making WOOPI anyway,
if you like sweets after you're done bumping antlers, is

(02:34):
that is ice cream? Town is a sweet Yes? I
like ice cream? Does ice cream? Lovers? This is for you? Okay? Cool?
If something decking it and sweetness on your list, you're
probably the opposite of someone who enjoys the salty things.
You're probably overly emotional.

Speaker 4 (02:49):
Yeah, no, I loved it. I'm connected, I'm done.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
It goes both ways, both staring bedroom of aerobics and
in your personal life. You're probably over the emotional You're
likely very into emotionally connected booty battle as well, where
you cuddle afterward and prefer relationships where you're so close
to the other person that you just feel like best friends.
That's Nina.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
I mean ially, if that's what it's If this is
a relationship encounter, then absolutely.

Speaker 5 (03:25):
But I feel like even if you had like a
one night stand, but you'veet just like really connected with
the person.

Speaker 6 (03:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (03:32):
Yeah, I feel like Nina is one of those people.
There's a fine line between flirting and romance, and you're like,
I'm going to tell myself I'm in love for the
next couple of hours.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
Yeah, it does feel better that way. I know that
tomorrow is going to be done. Right now, I feel
things we're going over. A psychologist's new study on what
your post shaking hands with Cupid says about your personality
a good one too, Shaking Hands with Cube. It says

(04:01):
if you like fast food on the surface, you're probably
very comfortable in your own skin. You're not overly concerned
being judged or making a good impression, which means it
probably wasn't very good. How does that work? It's over,
It's like, Okay, I gotta go get a big Max,
so I see you later.

Speaker 7 (04:18):
You're just laying there and you're like, what do you
think Taco bell? Like taco bell right now?

Speaker 1 (04:28):
That's when you go around two is out?

Speaker 8 (04:29):
Then?

Speaker 9 (04:29):
Huh?

Speaker 10 (04:32):
Not that?

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Around two after eating taco Bell, I'm like, yeah, I'll
have a sudden librito. Then we can't touch each other
for a week. You don't even want to be around
me after I should probably leave.

Speaker 11 (04:51):
God.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
It says if after a round of wookie wrestling you
like fast food, you're likely chase quick dopamine hits. You
enjoy feeling good and aren't shy about chasing what you want,
and you're not shy about eating greasy food in the
bed either.

Speaker 11 (05:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (05:09):
Yeah, like that.

Speaker 7 (05:10):
This list is saying you don't feel like you should
be judged because this is an absolutely judgeable thing. Like
you to be like, hey, you guys want to get
some greasy food or right, they're like you should be
judging you, but you don't care.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
Roll over whopper. Yeah, I mean what we did was
just cool whatever, But I'm ready for a whopper, how
about you?

Speaker 11 (05:34):
It was so good.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
I'm gonna get an original chicken with it. If you're
listening and you identify to this defender, if you like
breakfast items after a little bedroom rodeo, then there's something
about homemade pancakes or waffles that just hits different with you.
You're a nostalgic. No matter what your age, you likely
have a youthful aura and have retained that sense of

(05:56):
childlike wonder about life when it comes to all things too.
I love breakfast. It's just the easiest thing to cook.

Speaker 5 (06:03):
Really, so like you.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
If you're like I love breakfast, the dude's like, sweet,
that's easy. Throw the sausages in the pan and drop
an egg and there were good. But it's so hot
to watch you cook it too. Yeah, love that you
want eggs. I went somewhere. Sorry, I can't poach eggs.
I can just scramble them. Yes, I know you don't
know how to handle eggs very well. It was so rude.

(06:33):
It was very rude.

Speaker 11 (06:34):
Was so rude.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
If you like hydrating liquids after a quick chio chase,
you probably enjoy all the sweat in the games. Would
this be you? Yes, yeah, I always enjoy hydrating liquids,
but I guess yeah, because I don't really get snacky.
I'd rather just water. You drink like gallons and gallons

(06:57):
of water like every single day is imagine double. I'd
be like, wait, sorry, I gotta be real quick and
like stopping me. And this is how you know she
doesn't know how it works. I was actually gonna say,
you don't have to imagine that.

Speaker 5 (07:17):
I think.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
You might wait till it's over. But I'll let you know.
I have to pee every five minutes, so I might
have to pee once.

Speaker 12 (07:27):
It's another Jewbile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
Hello, Hi, I'm very excited for our time today.

Speaker 11 (07:44):
What the what the hell is it?

Speaker 13 (07:47):
Hello?

Speaker 1 (07:47):
Oh, I'm sorry? Is this Tony?

Speaker 11 (07:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (07:51):
We'll Hi, Tony.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
This is Juniper. We'll be seeing a lot of each
other this afternoon, won't we.

Speaker 11 (07:59):
What the what the hell is hold on?

Speaker 6 (08:01):
What is it?

Speaker 13 (08:02):
What are you calling me for?

Speaker 8 (08:04):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (08:05):
Well, let me introduce myself. Fully. I guess I didn't
do that at the beginning of this call. I'm so sorry.
I thought maybe you had read the forms that you
were sent, but my name is Juniper. Okay, and that
will be your co engineer today when you come in
for your colonoscopy.

Speaker 11 (08:22):
Oh and you you fund man, I don't know what's
going on.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
Oh, yes, there's some preparation. I hope that you've been
doing the proper fasting and emptying.

Speaker 13 (08:40):
So that they come Are you Are you okay?

Speaker 11 (08:43):
Is it okay for real?

Speaker 6 (08:46):
Going on?

Speaker 1 (08:46):
Yes? I'm fabulous. And how are you feeling to you?
Because I know I'm at sometimes when really tired or something,
I don't know what's going on. Oh no, I'm wide awake.
I wake up early, go to anyway. A lot of
people tend to get kind of fit and nervous when

(09:09):
they know they're coming in for a colonoscopy. So is
there anything in particular that you're concerned about when it
comes to your regions back there where I'll be navigating.

Speaker 13 (09:23):
Uh, okay, navigate your region.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
I'm going to be navigating your region. And I didn't
know it's anything in particular you wanted me to pay
attention to when I'm perusing your area.

Speaker 13 (09:41):
Yo, man, I don't want you perusing like navigating it.
Just you look my wife, I'm in I'm at that age.
I'm just doing.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
Its routine, routine colonoscopy, I guess.

Speaker 14 (09:54):
Is what we're doing.

Speaker 15 (09:57):
Totally.

Speaker 13 (09:58):
Yeah, no navigation here, hm.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
I do things a little different sometimes, and I'm assuming that,
like most people, you want to be put to sleep
when I put the submarine in or would you like
to remain awake? Because sometimes I have people that want
to stay awake while I do it, and that's always fun.

Speaker 14 (10:21):
But what's the fun?

Speaker 3 (10:22):
Bro?

Speaker 13 (10:23):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 8 (10:24):
No? Yo?

Speaker 13 (10:26):
Okay, hold on, man, are are you the one who's
gonna be doing.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
The even guilty as charged? Yes, I will. I will
be navigating all of the areas in fear.

Speaker 13 (10:41):
Oh yo, bro, Okay, noah, I'm good.

Speaker 11 (10:45):
You know, like you need? Is there anybody else at
that thing?

Speaker 16 (10:47):
Because I mean, I'm not I don't want to be
like you know that dude or anything like that, but
I appreciate someone else.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
Man, it seems like I.

Speaker 13 (10:54):
Don't navigating and bruising. It's having any fun?

Speaker 1 (10:57):
Right?

Speaker 13 (10:57):
You already fun?

Speaker 1 (10:58):
You see your little nerve this maybe, which is fine.
I know how I can put you at ease when you.

Speaker 13 (11:06):
No, no, no, I'm not nervous.

Speaker 11 (11:08):
I'm just.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
Yeah, I'm switter or.

Speaker 14 (11:11):
What I said.

Speaker 13 (11:13):
I said, I'm freaking out.

Speaker 11 (11:15):
I'm not nervous.

Speaker 13 (11:16):
You're making me more nervous.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
It can be very scary to go in for procedures
and go under the knife.

Speaker 13 (11:24):
Wait, what's okay?

Speaker 17 (11:25):
Hold?

Speaker 11 (11:25):
Hold the hold all right, I'm gonna call the cops
if you sound if we could.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
Not involve the authorities. I don't need that kind of
drama again.

Speaker 10 (11:34):
All right, man, there is absolutely no way on this
planet that I'm letting you get near my buck.

Speaker 13 (11:43):
You're neddar regions or whatever you said earlier.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
No way, bro Hey, Tony, this is actually Dubil from
the Jubil Show doing a phone brank on you and
your wife Jessica. Say you up?

Speaker 13 (11:54):
Oh what.

Speaker 11 (11:58):
You okay?

Speaker 1 (11:59):
This is pre She said that you were going in
for a routine calledoscopy today and if you were nervous
about it and wanted to brank you.

Speaker 13 (12:08):
Yeah, okay, okay, you'll be here when I get home.
That's for damn here hopefully.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
Oh man, you feel a little bit better about me
bunking you today.

Speaker 12 (12:19):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone Franks, we say mornings.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
On the twenty it was three minutes and we'll give
you everything you need to know for the day with
Nina's what's trending.

Speaker 3 (12:27):
Kylie Jenner is looking to expand her resume adding actress
or actor, and she already has a mentor, Gwyneth Paltrow.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
Oh, so this is the most that heard of in
my entire life. Love to hear those those acting classes.

Speaker 3 (12:44):
Wow. So Kylie Jenner is with Timothy Shalome as you
all know, and he has got a movie coming out
with Gwyneth Paltrow. So Kylie was spending a lot of
time on set and had expressed interest in wanting to
also make her way into the world of acting. Gwyneth
Paltrow is a big fan, apparently of the Kardashians and
actually truly believes in Kylie and is ready to go
all in on mentoring her and help her like get

(13:05):
her foot.

Speaker 8 (13:06):
In the door.

Speaker 7 (13:07):
It's like somebody goes into a tattoo shops, like, I
want to be a tattoo artist.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
Tell me everything I need to know that you've learned
over the last thirty years.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
Yeah, mentors actually are very helpful. You also have to
have talent first, So I don't.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
Know, clearly not I don't know if that's true anymore.
You're right, No, no, no, you're right. Travis Kelsey's being
cast and stuff.

Speaker 3 (13:30):
I could see him being a decent actor though, yeah,
because you like him well, because he's got a big.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
Personality nothing to do with acting. You're going to take
the acts on the field like for injuries. Yeah, great actors.
They doing it every single game. So we'll see how
that mentorship pans out. I think we know. I think
she'll I mean, who knows. She could be a good actor,

(13:55):
but I think she'd have trouble getting roles probably, Yeah,
I don't because if you wanted to make a movie
and you want to be to take it seriously, would
you put her in it?

Speaker 5 (14:02):
But I don't think if you want, Like, I don't know,
I see TikTok stars like getting cast in movies, but
they mostly they do it and then they become like
a big production people on it.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
What a big producers.

Speaker 7 (14:13):
The problem with your logic, Jewbile is that nobody wants
to take movies seriously anymore.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
That's true. Yeah, it's just marvel nonsense.

Speaker 3 (14:19):
Well, now that you have, but if she's got Gwyneth
Paltrow backing her, Gwyneth Paltrow also could make movies or
have whatever. And if she goes in and really nails
some type of audition, maybe people will be willing to
go all.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
The way in on it. But also I think they're
not she can do it. They're gonna see it because
it's Kyliejenner talking about it.

Speaker 14 (14:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (14:35):
Yeah, they're like, Oh, even if you don't like her,
you're gonna go see it because you want to see
it's good or bad.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
You can't wait to see Sharknado six. That would be
a good entrance point.

Speaker 8 (14:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
So the most possible bar I don't have to remake
like Gone with the Wind.

Speaker 14 (14:48):
But have her the star.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
Oh my gosh, but she kind of looks like scarlettle Hera.
That's the star of Yeah, yeah I knew that.

Speaker 11 (14:58):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (14:58):
Next story, flat split spray is trending this morning.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
Because it caused chaos at a carnival in Connecticut.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
So there were these kids that thought they were being
really funny by spraying the splatulent spray, so stinky spray
basically just stinky spray, and people started running because they
were trying to get away from the steaky spray. Well,
people saw those people running, so they thought that they
needed to run also, and they didn't know why they
were running, but just everybody started running and the crowds
just went like nuts and there was complete chaos, all

(15:27):
because of the stinky spray. That's actually really scary, Like
if you see a whole group of people running and you're.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
Like run, you're not going to be like what's happening?

Speaker 3 (15:35):
Right, Yeah, you're going to run too. So the cops
had to step in and be like, Okay, there's no
actual weapons. Everything's all right, it's just stinky spray and
kids playing a prank, so be careful.

Speaker 7 (15:48):
I was gonna say imagine they would, but who knows,
because that's along the lines of, you know, one of
the you know, free speech is all good and well,
but you can't yell fire in a crowded room because
it creates a stampede.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
Can you yell farked in a crowded That's a good question, right,
But they didn't.

Speaker 3 (16:02):
Mean for it to be that way, And like what
if it actually was what double just said? They did
it and then somebody ran, like it's.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
Like a disturbance of like the peace kind of vibe,
Like I don't know, like you're.

Speaker 3 (16:15):
You can't control your body. So if somebody was really
like going crazy at it and people started running, that's
on you though, now.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
Wife and jail. Well, if they were real, if somebody
was farting that bad like it was real, it wasn't spray,
then it's perfectly people should be running, right, are gonna
be like, yeah, let's get everybody out of this place
right now. Guys had way too many elephant years.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
So no report if there's any consequences, but just be
careful if you plan on praying playing pranks in public.

Speaker 1 (16:50):
Yeah, okay, that's what's trending. It's time to Catch a Cheater.
Only on the Double Show. Brennan is on the phone
today for to Catch a Cheater And she's been with
her boyfriend Samuel for three years and now she thinks
something might be going on. So we're gonna see if
we can help her out. Hopefully he isn't cheating. But Brendan,
what's going on? Why do you think Samuel might be

(17:10):
messing around?

Speaker 14 (17:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (17:12):
I mean hopefully he's not, but he I don't know.
He went on vacation with like a group of guys.
It was it was one of one of them. Is
getting married, and so they went on vacation a couple
of weeks ago and just he told me he was
telling me stories about it. It just kind of seems
like he may have like with this this one girl
he keeps telling me about.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
So he's telling you about a girl that he spent
time with on this trip openly. Yeah, I mean, I guess.

Speaker 9 (17:39):
I guess they like ended up making friends with like
this group of girls that were there for like a
bachelorette party, and so they just kind of, I guess
hung out the whole time. But there was like this
one girl that he keeps telling me all these stories
about and how she's.

Speaker 14 (17:53):
So funny and so cute, blah blah blah.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
So is that normal? Do you guys do that? Like
oh cute? I mean, I don't know.

Speaker 9 (18:03):
We don't have an open relationship, but we do like
have an agreement that it's okay to like, you know,
it have flurred or whatever. And it's even like we're
we're okay if like you kissed somebody else, that's it.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
And it's like like a one time thing, you know,
flirting and kissing, but nothing beyond that.

Speaker 9 (18:22):
Yeah, not yeah, not actually hooking up, you know, and
not you know, multiple days on end. Like if you
go out to a bar you're you know, dancing with
somebody and you kiss him, that's fine, but like beyond that,
so it just feels like he like really got to
know this girl, you know, so.

Speaker 3 (18:38):
Right, So like maybe he made out with her every day,
so he stayed within your roles kind of, but like
not maybe maybe.

Speaker 14 (18:44):
Or maybe he did not stay within the roles.

Speaker 18 (18:47):
Yeah, so I just I don't know, it just he
just was sounding kind of weird about it.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
And when you say kissing, how much like like a
little peck or a French kiss or what? Yeah, exactly,
Like what kind of boundaries with that? I guess In
the three.

Speaker 9 (19:07):
Years we've been together, I think I have I have
kissed like two guys, like like on the dance floor,
you know, like it was not it was not a thing.

Speaker 18 (19:18):
I mean it's like a French.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
Kiss, okay, but like a fall on makeout session would
be considered too far.

Speaker 9 (19:25):
Yeah, I know, like heavy petting or whatever ten to
thirty seconds that most you.

Speaker 3 (19:31):
Know, like not do you think he would just openly
tell you that though, Like if he actually cheated, do
you think when he just be quiet I.

Speaker 9 (19:39):
You know, hopefully, but like maybe he's trying to maybe
he does want to have an open relationship and that's
why he keeps talking about this girl or maybe.

Speaker 18 (19:48):
Or maybe he wants me to break up with him,
because I don't know.

Speaker 3 (19:53):
Yeah, why do guys try to push the buttons to
make you be the person that breaks up with them
because they just can't do it?

Speaker 1 (19:58):
I don't know. I've never tried to get somebody to
break up with me, but the relationships I've been in,
it's mostly been me wondering why they're with me because
it seems like they hate me, you know what I mean.
But I have not had healthy relationships. I've learned my
last lesson with that anyway, So I've never but I've
never been like I want them to break up with me.
I've always had to do it when I've had to

(20:19):
do it. But so I don't know why people do that.

Speaker 3 (20:21):
Yeah, that's interesting, well, and hopefully that's not what's happening,
and maybe he's just trying to share an.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
Experience with it. I don't know. I'd be really bothered
as some my man started talking about a girl every
day like that would But yeah, even if you have
the rule that you have, right, It's still like, Okay,
I get it, I get it. She's cool. Yeah, all right,
we'll see if he is cheating. Hopefully he's not, and
hopefully there's a good explanation. So we'll play a song
come back, and then you already told us what grocery
store he shops at, will pretend to be from the

(20:47):
grocery store and say that. Every single month, we choose
one Rewards card member at random gets free flowers delivered
tomor orow Foal Department, and we'll see if he sends
un to you or to somebody else. Okay, sound good, Thanks,
play a song, come back, get your to catch cheter. Next,
it's time to catch a Cheater only on the Jubile
Show if you're just joining us for to Catch a Cheater.
Brennan is on the phone and she thinks that her

(21:10):
boyfriend of three years might be cheating on her, and
she has kind of an interesting situation. Brennan, why don't
you remind everybody what your situation is and why you
think he's cheating, And then we'll make our phone call
to him and see if he is.

Speaker 14 (21:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (21:22):
So basically, yeah, we've been together for a long time.
We have like this this kind of agreement where we're
it's okay to like kiss somebody else like one time,
but like we don't actually you know, but nothing beyond that.
And uh, he went on vacation and keeps talking about
this girl he hung out with like every single day.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
And so yeah, all right, we'll see if we can
catch him. We're about to call him and pretend to
be from the grocery store. He's a rewards card member
at and say that. Every single month, we choose one
rewards card member at random who gets free flowers delivered
from our floral department. We'll see if he sends us
to you or to someone else. Okay, are you ready?

Speaker 14 (21:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (21:57):
Thanks, And hopefully he's not.

Speaker 13 (21:59):
But here we go.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
Hello, I'm asking to Samuel. Yeah, this is hi Samuel.
My name is Jordan. I'm calling from Please don't hang up.
This is not a marketing phone call. You're one of
our rewards card members and I'm calling to tell you congratulations.
You're this month's big winner.

Speaker 14 (22:26):
Oh all right, yeah, well I love shopping there.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
And if you weren't aware, every single month we choose
one rewards card member just randomly who gets free flowers
delivered anywhere in the United States to anybody that they
want to, absolutely for free from our floral department. So
you've won thirty six longstin red roses, a box of candy,
and card to be delivered anywhere that you want it.

Speaker 14 (22:48):
Oh wow, often cool.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
If you know who you'd like to send them to.
I can take the information in just a matter of
minutes over the phone. I would need the first and
last name of the person that you would like to
send them to.

Speaker 14 (23:00):
First, my mom's birthday is next week, but my girlfriend's
birthday is in two day.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
Okay, And if you tell me you got something on
the side, then we got a real problem. When's their birthday?

Speaker 19 (23:17):
Now?

Speaker 14 (23:18):
No side thing? All right, all right, I'll give it
to you.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
I can do you know what, hey, because I'm allowed
to do this once in a while. So you can
send them to both actually okay?

Speaker 14 (23:31):
Cool? Yeah, Well, then I will send one to my
mother next week, jaying her name and her name is Leanna.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
Okay, and would you like to put anything on a card?

Speaker 14 (23:44):
Tell mama, Oh yeah, happy birthday. Here's some roses I
bought you, and I hope you enjoy them.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
Okay, great. The other set of flowers, where do you
want those deliver with the name and stuff?

Speaker 14 (23:57):
Okay, So the other I would like delivered to her
name is Brennan. And if if we can get those
flowers like in the next forty eight hours, because I
totally forgot to get her a gift.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
If it's local with it's overnight, yeah, that's perfect. Okay, great,
well we can do that. And I also just want
to let you know that this is not the grocery
store at all.

Speaker 11 (24:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
My name is Jewbel. It's a radio show. It's called
The Jebel Show.

Speaker 11 (24:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
Hi, I'm Nina on the show too. Hi, I'm Victoria.

Speaker 11 (24:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
So there's three people on the phone with you.

Speaker 14 (24:34):
Oh okay, wait, so am I getting.

Speaker 3 (24:39):
No.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
We do a segment called to Catch a Cheater, where
if you think your significant other might be cheating on you,
we try to catch them by who they send flowers to.
And your girlfriend Brennan is actually on the phone and
has been listening and wants to talk to you.

Speaker 14 (24:53):
Uh, catch a cheer? What what are you talking about?

Speaker 19 (24:58):
Hey?

Speaker 14 (25:00):
Sorry about that?

Speaker 1 (25:01):
Yeah, so I don't know.

Speaker 14 (25:04):
I was I just didn't really know.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
I'm sorry. I put you on Gloss on the radio.

Speaker 14 (25:09):
Let's start there.

Speaker 9 (25:11):
And uh, well, I'm sorry, but you like you went
on the vacation with the boys what two weeks ago,
and you have not stopped talking about that one girl,
And so I just I didn't know, like what was
going on, and I was a little worky like that.

Speaker 6 (25:29):
You know, it seems like maybe you had like.

Speaker 9 (25:32):
Done more than like kiss her or or something, and
so I just I was getting a little paranoid and like, like,
are you only sending me those flowers because it's about
to be my birthday?

Speaker 13 (25:43):
Because I don't know.

Speaker 14 (25:44):
It just sounds like something happened with that.

Speaker 9 (25:46):
Girl, And so I'm did anything happen with you mean
with Alison who I've been talking about that I met
on vacation.

Speaker 18 (25:56):
Yeah, yeah, still talking to her.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
I'm sorry? Are you so casual?

Speaker 14 (26:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (26:04):
But I do.

Speaker 14 (26:05):
I didn't even kiss her, Like, no, she's like a
sister to me, Like we were like she has the
same gross mole in her armpit that I have and
we kind of bonded over that.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
You what, oh yeah, when we talked to you earlier, Bran,
didn't you did you say that? He said that he
had kissed her. No, he hadn't said anything.

Speaker 9 (26:24):
He just kept talking about her, which made me even
more suspicious because we tell each other like, you know, did.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
He mention that he found her attractive in that moment? No,
but I saw a picture and she's kind of cute.

Speaker 6 (26:37):
I mean he showed me.

Speaker 14 (26:38):
They were hanging out the whole time.

Speaker 9 (26:40):
I don't know, But also can I can I say?
We've been together for three years? How did you forget
my birthday?

Speaker 1 (26:48):
Would rather cheating?

Speaker 14 (26:50):
You're not cheating, I.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
Guess, but like, come on, man, he's getting in trouble
today no matter what.

Speaker 14 (26:58):
Uh well, I look, I don't forget. I mean we
still got forty it out.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
There's so much all right.

Speaker 9 (27:07):
Well, I'm going to be expecting something other than fake roses, right,
you get that there are no roses?

Speaker 14 (27:12):
Right? Yeah, you have to give me a perfect Okay, good,
I'm just thinking.

Speaker 3 (27:17):
I'm just thinking, so nobody's cheating. Just to also clarify
one last time, no o, okay.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
All right, excellent, Well, good congratulations poor Alison and Harry.
You found you're not cheating. You also found out that
he needs to rush and get a present.

Speaker 12 (27:38):
Yeah, the jewel shows to catch a Cheatah.

Speaker 17 (27:43):
You know what's weird about your quizzes, Katie is that
all the work is right and just the answers are wrong.
I know that having a boyfriend may seem like the
most important thing in the world right now, but you
don't have to dumb yourself down to get guys to
like you.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
It's time for America's favorite My voice is It's cool.
Finally happened. It's time for America's favorite trivia game. You
versus Victoria's coming your chance to take on Victoria in
a game of trivia for colleague tickets today, and let's

(28:16):
meet today's contestant for You Versus Victoria. He's tund My
grandma is Nathan. What's up? Nathan? How are you? I'm
good man.

Speaker 11 (28:26):
How you doing?

Speaker 1 (28:26):
I'm great man. Finally going through puberty, it's awesome. Do
you have any wise words Nathan for jubul go. Yeah,
the challenge with it? Okay? I think, Oh I can
start shaving student, Nathan, you want to come teach me
how to shave?

Speaker 14 (28:46):
All right?

Speaker 1 (28:46):
That's not a prize. Here we go. That's if you lose.
All right, We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio
and Nathan, the game is played like this. You got
thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible. If you
don't know one, just say passed, and Victoria has to
beat you outright to win. Are you ready?

Speaker 11 (29:05):
Ready?

Speaker 1 (29:05):
Here we go, Nathan. Your time starts now.

Speaker 3 (29:09):
What classic novel begins with the line call me Ishmael?
What is the name of the toy dinosaur in.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
Toy story.

Speaker 13 (29:18):
Brick?

Speaker 3 (29:19):
What is the only fruit that wears its seeds on
the outside. What fictional planet is Luke Skywalker from? What
condiment is traditionally used in a Chicago style hot dog?
Which pop star once said, I'm not a girl, not
yet a woman?

Speaker 1 (29:41):
All right, I got that in. We'll bring Victoria back
into the studio while she's getting settled and putting her
headphones on and stuff. Nathan, if you were a conspiracy theory,
what would you be about?

Speaker 14 (29:52):
M Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
That's a good one. I was not ready for that.
I got nothing for you, Okay. Would you rather fight
in evil clone, your evil clone, or your past self
with a grudge?

Speaker 20 (30:07):
Oh past self for the grudge, because I'm like to
think I know more and know how to take it on.

Speaker 13 (30:15):
You know what?

Speaker 1 (30:15):
He was thinking, right, Yeah, yeah, exactly in the past.
You've already thought that thought. Oh yeah, absolutely, you can
nail him with all of his previous insecurities. Yeah, you
freaking literally already thought him in the past. Yeah exactly.

Speaker 5 (30:28):
But then when that changed your future, nobody knows it
might that's truey.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
Yeah, we can't think about that right now. It's two.
You definitely should not be thinking about that right now,
because you think me all you want. She's starting to Yeah,
thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible. If you
don't know one, just say pass and you have to
beat Nathan outright to win, and Nathan you can tell
Victoria win to go. All right, let's go.

Speaker 3 (30:56):
What classic novel begins with the line call me ishmael uh,
I don't know past? What is the name of the
toy dinosaur and toy story?

Speaker 4 (31:03):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (31:04):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
Oh my gosh, what's his name? I don't know? Fast?

Speaker 3 (31:07):
What is the only fruit that wears its seeds on
the outside? What fictional planet is Luke Skywalker.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
From Mars wait fiction? I don't know.

Speaker 11 (31:16):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (31:17):
What condiment is traditionally used in a Chicago sat Dog,
which pop star once said, I'm not a girl yet
a woman.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
What is the name of the snowman who comes to life?

Speaker 5 (31:28):
Frosty the Snowman? Or talking about Olaf, We'll go Frosty. Okay,
faster with these.

Speaker 3 (31:35):
That.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
I gotta be faster with you.

Speaker 5 (31:37):
Yes, you were taking up like multiple seconds with your
breath in between the questions.

Speaker 3 (31:41):
Make sure that you were okay with what if Nina
wasn't breathing. I'm not gonna help you.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
And see how you guys did with our scoreboard produce
of bread, Victoria, Nathan, congratulations Victoria straight up. Yeah, you
got tickets just for playing. And now let's get the

(32:11):
answers now with Nina.

Speaker 3 (32:12):
The classic novel that begins with the line called me
Ishmael is moby Dick. The name of the toy dinosaur
in Toy Story is Rex. The only fruit that wears
its seeds on the outside is a strawberry.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
You realize what little fruit strawberries?

Speaker 3 (32:25):
Yeah, they just let you see it all right away,
which is what you get. The fictional planet that Luke
Skywalker is from is tattooed.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
How do you see tattooed?

Speaker 3 (32:34):
Tattooed the condiment that is traditionally used in the Chicago
style hot dog is mustard, never catch up, never catch chili, mustard,
celery salt in the really bright green rullish.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
So if you put ketchup on a dog in Chicago,
very hard, really in most places don't even offer it. Really,
that's actually kind of sacks. I only like ketchup in my.

Speaker 3 (32:57):
Hot but you've never had a hot dog until you
had that cell restall in this type of like bright
green relish, it's life changing.

Speaker 1 (33:04):
That's sounds disgusting anyway.

Speaker 3 (33:05):
And then the popstar the one said, I'm not a girl,
not yet a woman who's Bernie Spears.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
I was gonna guess that instead. The name of the
snowman who comes to life is Frosty.

Speaker 5 (33:15):
I could have gotten farther with the questions, but I said,
I want to see how many seconds you take.

Speaker 3 (33:19):
Up with their breathing name. Also, don't think it would
have mattered. I see the next question, and you would
not have gotten You are a musher plane man. Appreciate you.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
Have a good day. We play listen that deep voice.
One day, I hope to have one like that. You
play you Verse Victoria the same time every single weekday morning.
Remember if you want to play Victoria, I have to
do his d MS at the Jubile show or go
to the jubileshow dot com and you too can take
on Victoria. I'm just saying. It was like, hey Jubile,
Hey Brad, seriously.

Speaker 3 (33:59):
Try that's what he's going on right right after that, now, Victoria.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
Since one was six point one.

Speaker 12 (34:10):
First date follow up powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys
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Speaker 1 (34:17):
Bria is on the phone today for a first date
follow up and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Jason.
So in a few minutes, we're gonna call him and
see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting her and
maybe get her another date. But first, Bria, how long
has the Vince had you heard from Jason?

Speaker 6 (34:31):
It's then at least god like a week, but he
hasn't responded to me. Okay, yeah, I reached out a
couple of days ago and yeah nothing.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
What did you say to him when you reached out?

Speaker 18 (34:46):
I just was like, hey, love your date when I
go out a in.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
Oh and then nothing?

Speaker 18 (34:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (34:53):
Yea.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
So how is the date I went?

Speaker 18 (34:55):
Really?

Speaker 8 (34:56):
Well?

Speaker 19 (34:56):
You know, before the date, we talked to her idle
on the apps, and I don't know, it's just kind
of like real conversations, really buyby stuff, not just like
surface level.

Speaker 5 (35:10):
You know.

Speaker 21 (35:12):
We talked about how much I love cooking, and he
seemed like he was into that, and so then he
came over for.

Speaker 18 (35:19):
Dinner so I could make him dinner. And I know,
I know, it was the first day that was at
my place, which was super scary and risky.

Speaker 5 (35:27):
But.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
He came over, okay, bold, I like it.

Speaker 18 (35:32):
Yeah, but I think I'm good at reading people, so
I think it's fine, you.

Speaker 22 (35:36):
Know, Okay, And so I made him a staff ron
chicken herb rice and a cucumber yogurt salad, and yeah,
he ate everything and poured a lot more wine and
getting like super romantic.

Speaker 18 (35:53):
And then we went to the couch with the line,
and I don't know, I was trying to figure out
how to get to the next step, you know, And
I remember this guy friend that I had mentioned that
if you want to tease the man, you just blow
on the back of his neck.

Speaker 14 (36:10):
So I did.

Speaker 18 (36:12):
Then you jumped up and freaked out like I changed him.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
Yeah, yeah, it might it might shock me too. I
was just going to say jubile. Is that a turn
on if you just we were like I was eating
and you just randomly walked up behind me and kind
of blew on the back of my neck and probably
I probably jump.

Speaker 18 (36:30):
Yeah, we weren't eating anymore, we but the wine did
get everywhere.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
Were you guys like making out before you did it,
or you just kind of just lean over and he
blew on his neck.

Speaker 18 (36:44):
I did kind of just lean over and blow.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
Okay, yeah, that was a shock.

Speaker 3 (36:47):
It's like you got to give people grace though, right
like right when you start to talk to somebody new,
you got to feel him out, So a little neck blow.
Hopefully we wouldn't do it, but it is a little
u surprised.

Speaker 15 (36:58):
I said sorry, and I and like this is something
the friend told me to do, and he laughed it off,
but then immediately said he had to go.

Speaker 11 (37:06):
Oh, like I don't know.

Speaker 18 (37:09):
I thought we had chemistry. And he asked me a
lot of questions, just like people don't do you know.
He asked me about my childhood and my favorite books,
and like I cannot remember the last time a man
asking a question.

Speaker 1 (37:22):
Well that's good. On his way out, did you guys
kiss again to say goodbye or was he just like, oh, yeah,
I gotta go and then he was just gone.

Speaker 15 (37:29):
He was just like, yeah, I gotta go, and then
he was gone, and like it sucks. It sucks because
I don't just bring anyone to my space. And I
felt really face with him, and like, I don't know,
I know that that was a weird choice. Didn't feel
like a deal breaker, you know.

Speaker 18 (37:45):
Yeah, there was one moment out of the whole evening.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
Right, Well, let's see if we can figure it out
for you. We'll play a song come back, and then
call him and see if he'll tell us why he's
ghosting you and maybe get to a second date. Okay, okay, great,
all right, we'll get your first day follow.

Speaker 12 (37:58):
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Speaker 1 (38:06):
Right in the middle of your first day follow up
and if you're just joining us at Bria is on
the phone and she's getting ghosted by a dude named Jason.
So we're about to call him and see if he'll
tell us why he's ghostinger and maybe get her a
second date. But Bria, before we do that, why don't
you recap your date for us again real quick.

Speaker 18 (38:20):
We had a great time. He came to my place.

Speaker 15 (38:23):
I made him a nice dinner and I just decided
to blow on his neck afterwards take at things going.

Speaker 11 (38:30):
And he did not like that.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
Anythink maybe it was the neck blowing that kind of
creaked him out and that's why he's ghosting.

Speaker 18 (38:37):
You gotta be gotta be well.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
Are you ready to go? Call him right now?

Speaker 11 (38:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (38:44):
Okay, here we go. Hello, Hi, man, speak to Jason.

(39:05):
Please this Hey Jason, how are you? This is a
radio show. It's called the Jebile Show. Hi Jason. I'm Nina. Hi,
I'm Victoria and my name is Jebel. How are you?

Speaker 11 (39:17):
WHOA? Okay?

Speaker 5 (39:18):
Hi?

Speaker 11 (39:18):
How do you feeling good?

Speaker 1 (39:20):
Have you listened to the show before?

Speaker 11 (39:23):
Yeah? I think I know what this is about. Is
it about Bria?

Speaker 14 (39:29):
Yes? It is.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
This is the first ding follow up. Yep, you went
out with Bria and you're ghostinger. So she emailed us
to see if you'll tell us why you're ghostinger? Do
you mind talking about it?

Speaker 11 (39:41):
Okay? Wow?

Speaker 14 (39:43):
All right?

Speaker 10 (39:44):
Well? What the dinner was incredible? Like easily top five
meals I've ever had. Wow, there's no doubt, but there
was no desert.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
She said. She tried to, you know, have a little like.

Speaker 16 (40:02):
So my grandma raised me and she always said, real
woman sends her man off with something sweet. And that
night I kept waiting about maybe it was like chilling
in the fridge or like you're.

Speaker 1 (40:13):
Talking about food. Oh yeah, you're not. You actually mean dessert.

Speaker 11 (40:17):
Yeah, literally like desert. And it's not just like you know, dessert.

Speaker 16 (40:22):
It's like this principle of like completing the meal, you know,
like she nailed the sabery, but there was no sweet.
It wasn't balanced, and I just kept like waiting for
the meal to end, and it like never did.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
Okay, that's why your ghostinger is because the food was good,
but it did not include a sweet treat at the end.

Speaker 11 (40:46):
Yeah, it was just weird.

Speaker 16 (40:48):
Like I was just like I didn't want to ask,
but I just kept waiting and it was just like
my palette was all confused, and it was like, I.

Speaker 1 (40:57):
Do you have dessert every night? Is that something that
you do?

Speaker 11 (41:01):
I mean not if I'm just like you know, eating
on the go, but like for a meal, you know, okay,
part of like a real I don't know, it's like
it's not polite. It's not polite to like not serve
the dilrt you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (41:14):
Okay, all right, well, thank you for being honest with us.

Speaker 11 (41:18):
Yeah no, that's how I felt about it.

Speaker 1 (41:21):
And Jason Bria is on the phone listening and wants
to talk to you.

Speaker 18 (41:25):
Okay, you've got to be kidding me. You got to
be kidding me. Not polite, you know what? You know,
what else is not plight and ghosting someone?

Speaker 11 (41:34):
Oh my god, are you serious right now?

Speaker 6 (41:36):
Also, what is this nineteen fifty two? I'm so sorry
that I didn't bring out a warm pie to tuck
you in.

Speaker 20 (41:43):
At night, Like it's not about You've got to be
kidding about like thoughtfulness, you know, like I don't know.
I mean, it's not nineteen fifty two, but my grandma
knew had to take care of people.

Speaker 21 (41:54):
Oh okay, oh oh good good. So it's done to
me like you don't want a girlfriend, you want a
grandma with benefit right, that.

Speaker 1 (42:04):
Just sounds weird.

Speaker 19 (42:05):
I don't.

Speaker 16 (42:08):
Try to seduce me with a ghost breeze to the
jugular like, that's not care, that's confusion.

Speaker 6 (42:15):
Okay.

Speaker 21 (42:16):
I was trying to give me something sweet and you
should have been an adult and said something, and you
go to.

Speaker 18 (42:21):
Me over a cake.

Speaker 11 (42:24):
It's not the cake.

Speaker 16 (42:25):
It's just like my grandma's principals, you know, Like that's like, yeah,
it's the fact you don't get the cake.

Speaker 11 (42:32):
You know.

Speaker 18 (42:33):
I'm I'm so sorry. I'm not your grandma. I'm sorry,
I'm not your grandma.

Speaker 11 (42:38):
I am too Honestly, I really thought you were cool.
Oh but I'm not getting grandma vibes. It's just like,
you know, it's too bad.

Speaker 3 (42:47):
You're looking for a grandma. You're looking for grandma characteristics
in your woman.

Speaker 11 (42:54):
I mean in a certain way, I guess. Yeah, yeah,
you got to tick that box as well.

Speaker 18 (43:00):
You know this is ridiculous.

Speaker 11 (43:03):
And yeah, I'm sure you can go to a nursing
room bingo night to sign the woman in.

Speaker 1 (43:11):
Jason, would you like a second date with Bria? We'll
pay for it.

Speaker 11 (43:15):
I didn't in the past.

Speaker 13 (43:17):
Are like, no direction?

Speaker 21 (43:21):
Great, you and your grandma can go baked cookies and
have a sleep over together.

Speaker 11 (43:27):
How dare you?

Speaker 16 (43:28):
My grandma's a beautiful woman, Seriously, how dare you?

Speaker 1 (43:34):
She must be so proud.

Speaker 23 (43:37):
She's an amazing woman. She's beautiful and honestly, you bed
you didn't get a chance to meet her. Because you
get a loaned a lot from her, Bria, you.

Speaker 18 (43:49):
Will first date fallow up.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
It only takes three minutes to get everything you need
to know for the day with Nina's what's trending? Yeah,
the US lost a sixty million dollars fighter jet. Did
you hear about this? They can't find it. It rolled
off an aircraft carrier. It rolled off, rolled off like
a roll off of the counter. Yeahctorria, you walked into

(44:13):
a porta shut there's bad who forgot to put the
parking brake on that bad boy?

Speaker 3 (44:19):
So the ship made a hard turn to avoid some
fire from the fighters and Yemen. So this this was
way out there right the ship. But when they made
the hard turn, it slipped off and it sick. Whoa,
It just slipped off and went bye.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
Do you think they just like watched it slip off
to like I mean, that's one of those like slow motion. Yeah,
what are you gonna do?

Speaker 3 (44:39):
Grab it?

Speaker 11 (44:39):
It?

Speaker 8 (44:39):
Well?

Speaker 10 (44:40):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (44:40):
It's like you know, you sit there and you go, oh,
there's sixty five million dollars, gooodbye?

Speaker 1 (44:46):
Can we get somebody to come.

Speaker 7 (44:47):
Get that out of the ocean, so nobody can steal
our technology please. Yeah, oh for that, that's the first
thought you'd have. Yeah, before it's even in the water,
you go, hey, we need to get somebody to guess.

Speaker 1 (44:55):
Why I'm not on the military. My first though would
be like, oh, fun the fishes they get to swim way,
they're gonna have fun, which as let's get a big helicopter. Okay.

Speaker 3 (45:06):
Well my first thought was, well, now I don't feel
so bad I lost my Chanel sunglasses on.

Speaker 1 (45:09):
A boat because it wasn't sixty million dollars.

Speaker 5 (45:15):
Like I may have lost my Chanel glasses, but someone
lost six.

Speaker 18 (45:19):
Million dollar boat.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
Everybody's first reaction is different. At least he didn't lose
sixty million dollars. Yeah, that's amrazy.

Speaker 3 (45:28):
So royal drama is getting really juicy. Apparently Megan Markle
is in violation of an agreement that she made with
the late Queen Elizabeth. Her h r H title, which
stands for Her Royal Highness, was never allowed to be
used in any promotion of her personal brand, but she's
been doing it with her new personal brand as ever,

(45:50):
So Prince William is getting very upset.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
Wait what do you mean, so.

Speaker 3 (45:54):
Megan Markle has this whole like, I don't know, Martha
Stewart esque type show on Netflix. Oh yeah, right, and
so she all has her own brand of like lifestyle
pots and stuff like that, and it's called as Ever,
but she was she signs her name as hr H
her Royal Highness, you know whatever, the US, and she's
sign it like she's not allowed to promote herself personally

(46:15):
that way. She's allowed to sign it if it's like
an actual royal engagement, but not if you are promoting
yourself or your show or whatever.

Speaker 19 (46:21):
I mean.

Speaker 3 (46:22):
But apparently King Charles has been really lax about it
and hasn't really been whipping the.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
Whip like the Queen was. So sources close to.

Speaker 3 (46:29):
The royal family are saying that Prince William is getting
really close to the point where when he becomes king,
he's going to strip both his brother and Megan of
their titles.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
They already did that. I thought they already got booted.
They're they're not recognized.

Speaker 3 (46:42):
Then they're not forced to go to any of like
the royal stuff, but they still have their names and titles.

Speaker 7 (46:47):
Yeah, so you're not recognized by the Royal family, and
you still have the goal to use the her Royal
high and they did an actor.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
You're an actor who got lucky. Okay, get out of
here with that. It's ridiculous. I know.

Speaker 3 (47:03):
Well, I guess I think the hard part is too,
is that Harry, regardless of what he feels about where
he comes from, like, no, no, it's kind of and
I know it's an honor and a burden, but that's
still your family. So to me, I feel like you
would be trying to repair or find some place of
like you know, mutual ground like Prince William is probably
not completely you know, unreasonable. But if they're not communicating
and all of a sudden she's signing a gift basket

(47:24):
hr h.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
I mean, but also that's kind of smack.

Speaker 5 (47:27):
If you're not over there and then you're like you're
over here and you like, you don't have any title
over here, but you're signing it your royals.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
It's kind of funny. I mean, she might do that anyway,
even if she wasn't married to Harry, to be honest
with yeah, I mean, I might start doing it anyway
to right, hr.

Speaker 14 (47:49):
H.

Speaker 3 (47:57):
And that's trending because this is again.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
Is true, your repel and everyone just a little. The
biggest gift would be from me, and the cor detached
would say, every iconic show has their wacky cast of characters,

(48:30):
and the Jubil Show is no different. Why it's the
Jewbil Show with your drunk at Nina Hi. And then
there's everybody's younger sister Victoria Ramirez. And who could forget
the quirky neighbor kid who periodically pokes her head through
our window asking if her pet sloth, Fiona can watch
us fold laundry in silence because it helps her process
her past life memories. Our social media producer Gabby Gabby,

(48:54):
Hello about that? Not the microphone on chad macrophone anyway,
Hi Gabby Okay? Also producer Brad he's a dad. Hey there, Chief.
And then there's me. I'm Jewel and this is the
Jewel Show and this is the time of week where
we check in and see what's going on with our lives.
Nina was up with you this week? So somebody is
trying to sabotage me. Why this happens to me all

(49:16):
the time.

Speaker 3 (49:17):
Not the sabotage part, but the fact that so I
was in Vegas over the weekend for a bachelorette party.
And it happens a lot when I'm in Vegas, where
whenever i'm traveling, there's people that identify as psychics or
energy readers that find me and give me messages. They
find you, or you find that they find me. Okay,
So I was actually carrying one of my friends out
of the club. My back is turned to this lady.

(49:37):
There's two of us on both sides. Her eyes are
rolling back in her head, she's bobbling, and this little
woman comes up to me and she's like, I'm really
sorry to interrupt, but I feel you and I needed
to tell you it's gonna be okay.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
And I just looked at her and I was like what.

Speaker 3 (49:52):
She's like, I know this sounds crazy, and then she
starts explaining like how she is what she is. But
I was a little buzz at that point. But now
I'm sorry to get sobered up because she's telling me
somebody trying to come at me. And she's like, it's okay,
you're doing the right things. There is somebody who's trying
to get in your way. They're trying to sabotage you.
They won't be able to do it as long as
you stay strong and you keep going.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
Did they give you names? She didn't know names.

Speaker 3 (50:14):
She's like, it's somebody close to you in your life
that is coming for you, that wants to just ruin
everything and always wants it to be a bad time.

Speaker 1 (50:22):
And I'm like what.

Speaker 3 (50:22):
She's like, let's talk more. She takes me to a corner,
so I leave my drunk friend with my other drunk friend.

Speaker 1 (50:26):
I'm like, they'll tell me. I'm gonna be okay.

Speaker 11 (50:28):
Tell her.

Speaker 3 (50:28):
I'm like, I gotta go listen to this so somewhere
or whatever. So she's she tells me all of this stuff,
and then as she walks away, she goes, oh, by
the way, you're single.

Speaker 1 (50:37):
You're supposed to be right now. But he's coming, and
she disappeared.

Speaker 3 (50:43):
I'm standing in the middle of the wind lobby, like, whoa,
that's it happens to me a lot, always some kind
of message, whether it's sabotage or to keep going. I'm like,
are my angels just jumping into people's bodies? And then
they like come to me.

Speaker 1 (50:57):
I don't know, but it happened. I just know how
they just peer after Like in the midst she disappeared just.

Speaker 3 (51:03):
A little shortly. So now I'm looking at everybody sideways.
I'm like, who's coming for me? Because it's not going
to happen.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
Vaporizes behind the slots like her buzz comes back. So
that he's coming thing was a good thing, right, he's
coming thing is a good thing. But I have to
be single right now.

Speaker 3 (51:23):
Sabotage. I meddled, yeah I did. But a lot of them,
a lot of them were married, oh so, and they
weren't being creepy. It was all very nice and whatever.
But there's yeah, I mean I met other s.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
What I've just got work to do before they're right
right exactly, just got to wrap up some details, some
sabotage anyway. That's Victoria was going on with your with
you this week.

Speaker 5 (51:51):
I have a new rule for myself, and it is
to I'm not allowed to look at my phone for
longer than sixty seconds whenever I'm on one of my
hawk Girl walks.

Speaker 1 (51:59):
Because the other day I was on a hawker a
walk and I.

Speaker 5 (52:03):
My friend my cousin sent me a video because she
recently came back from Africa, and so I was watching
it and I ran straight into a porter potty door
and it wasn't and I.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
Got really embarrassed immediately put my phone down.

Speaker 5 (52:15):
And the last time this happened, I was looking at
a cute boy and I ran into a fence and.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
And so I'm like, you don't put the phone.

Speaker 5 (52:23):
Were no longer allowed having our phone on my hawkerl walks,
only allowed to listen to music and nothing.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
Yet try to play it off at all when you
ran to the porter potty door.

Speaker 5 (52:31):
No, who, this isn't belong outside of someone's house, belongs
to a festival.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
Like did you bounce back this time? Note no, kind yeah,
kind of it was plastic, So I mean I bounced
into it. And then someone do a little cough to
let you know there inside. Just yeah, I think you
need to not look at your phone when you're walking.
Just like, man, I ran to a lot of things

(53:01):
that never quarter potty doors. I just realized you have
a driver's license and a car. This time it's our
social media producer.

Speaker 24 (53:13):
I like to craft, and I like to try new crafts,
and I got I got very humbled because I tried
air dry clay. I saved a bunch of really cute
stuff on Pinterest, and I was like, oh yeah, I
could do that.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
What's air dry clay. It's clay.

Speaker 24 (53:28):
With like tools in your hands and you can like
make little things and then it.

Speaker 1 (53:31):
Dries with air. That's cool whatever, you know, it just
dries with the air and then you can paint it.

Speaker 24 (53:38):
So very fun, but just a p s a manage
your expectations.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
Because it is so hard, like a block. I managed
a graft and he was very defaul. That's a cool
thing about art, though, you can just like it's my interpretation.

Speaker 18 (53:59):
And show.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
Producer Brad was up with you this week? Yeah, I was.

Speaker 7 (54:04):
You know, I've had bad experiences with my car getting
broken into things like that, like a lot of crime
in my life.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
It comes at me unlike unlike short little ladies me.
It's the criming. Did you hear about the the parking
garage here?

Speaker 10 (54:22):
No?

Speaker 1 (54:23):
No, wait, when I hit someone it was on accident.
I love note. No people know anyway, I know there
was some crime in our parking garage here.

Speaker 14 (54:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
It was wrong on so many levels. It's a parking garage.

Speaker 14 (54:39):
The level.

Speaker 1 (54:44):
I was waiting for the Joe, what's going on with you?
A couple of things? Want to have a show this
Saturday in atom Claw. You can get tickets if you
go to the Jewel Show dot com stand up Comedy.
I forgot to mention it all week, but yeah, Saturday,
I'm like I'll be performing. Good tickets for that show
dot com click on standup Comedy. Also, my new song
Go Down Moses comes out on single to my ole

(55:06):
on Monday, so just in a few days. I'm very
excited about that, and it would mean a lot to
me if you would go pre save it on wherever
you get your music, do the pre save link, because
I found out that if you get a thousand pre saves,
it'll be on the Billboard chart. Oh for real? Really, yeah,
I think it will be hilarious. It would be dope. Yeah,
the song is good that you will like the song.

(55:27):
The song is dope, you will like the song. And
also the lyrics are very poignant whatever that word means
well for society right now, but I just know that
they're poignant. But may fifth it comes out, just typing
my name where you get your music and then pre
save the song, because I think that would be be dope.
It would be dope, and it also would be funny
to me because you know, I'm doing all this by myself.

(55:49):
It's like another I'm gonna have like label behind me.
So I would love some people with labels and stuff
to be like, who we can do that, we can
do it, make it a campaign some people. Yeah. And
I'm also very upset why because I talked about last
week how I went to the desert by myself like
I do to chill out, fast, meditate, try to talk

(56:11):
to aliens and know aliens. And I was very upset
about it. And then I went to get my hair
cut just the other day and my barber is from
Utah where I went, and he told me that apparently
that is a hotspot for people meeting aliens. I didn't
say anything about the aliens. He just shared that with me. Well,
apparently they didn't want you. What is up with that?

Speaker 5 (56:36):
I wonder if it's because they know you want them.
That doesn't mean they want you, And so they.

Speaker 1 (56:42):
Understand playing hard to let them come find you without
you being needy. They are playing hard.

Speaker 14 (56:51):
Oh okay, that's what.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
Okay, So I just got it. I don't need it.
I'll post the status later. There's just like I don't
even care if any aliens talk to me whatever I
moved on. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Definitely other people
are other things and alien.

Speaker 14 (57:07):
Jules dirty little secret.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
Hey hello, hello, hey you have a dirty little secret.
Yeah yeah, that way you have a dirty little secret. Yes, yes, sweet,
is that we didn't land on the moon?

Speaker 8 (57:24):
Oh well, I was going to get to that, but
I mean, you got to steal my punchlines. I guess
the other one that I did want to my check,
which is uh so okay.

Speaker 13 (57:36):
So I have a buddy that works at a car
dealership and he's like one of their top sales guys.
So him and the owner weblife on like a business
trip like trade show kind of thing, and he let
me borrow his.

Speaker 8 (57:49):
Car, and uh, while they were gone in his car
is really nice. It's like an suvality that fully loaded.

Speaker 13 (57:57):
When you open door.

Speaker 1 (58:00):
German engineers.

Speaker 13 (58:02):
Just displays like on the ground like that night really sweet.
You know, you get that new car smell.

Speaker 14 (58:09):
It's sick.

Speaker 13 (58:09):
So anyways, well, while I was ripping and running, the definitely.

Speaker 8 (58:14):
Scratch the door, like hit the side of something like
the guardrail is really just annihilated, annihilated.

Speaker 1 (58:22):
It so, and those things are built like tanks. I'm
surprised you could do that.

Speaker 13 (58:26):
I really I was going for it, let's put it
that way.

Speaker 1 (58:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (58:30):
But but so anyways, the point being is not just
as much.

Speaker 8 (58:36):
That, but because he was out of town when I
brought it back and returned it.

Speaker 13 (58:42):
I brought it to the dealership and.

Speaker 14 (58:44):
He wasn't there.

Speaker 13 (58:45):
And when he got back, he noticed the thing is,
you know, kind of destroyed on one of his doors.
He definitely noticed, but he doesn't.

Speaker 1 (58:56):
Know it was me.

Speaker 13 (58:58):
It was yeah, well, uh, I don't really hear about
it at first. Then he called me and I was like, well, no,
I brought it back.

Speaker 8 (59:08):
Everything fine. I did leave it with one of the
one of the sales guys, and I think.

Speaker 13 (59:14):
He yeah, he drove it back, you know, towards wherever
you park your car while you were.

Speaker 11 (59:19):
Out of town.

Speaker 1 (59:20):
Dirty. So you blamed the sales guy.

Speaker 8 (59:23):
Yes, yeah, well yeah, and then the sales guy was
like he was able to show that he didn't.

Speaker 13 (59:30):
Because he was looking. They had to look at the
cameras and stuff. But then I blamed this other guy
and that guy was getting fired.

Speaker 1 (59:38):
Oh yeah, don't you feel bad about that?

Speaker 13 (59:43):
I mean, I don't feel great. That's why I'm trying
to get it off my chest.

Speaker 1 (59:49):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little go ahead.

Speaker 8 (59:53):
Well, just one other thing is that it actually wasn't
my friend's car, one of their test drive cars, and
my body let me drive it without telling the owner company.
So now he's actually in really the hot water too.

Speaker 1 (01:00:07):
Oh because and you're still not going to take any
ownership for it?

Speaker 11 (01:00:11):
Oh absolutely not.

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

Speaker 11 (01:00:19):
Welcome.

Speaker 1 (01:00:20):
Yeah, be more careful next time you're ripping. What do
you say? Ripping in?

Speaker 11 (01:00:23):
What?

Speaker 14 (01:00:25):
Baby?

Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
Take care? What's your dirty little secret,

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