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Speaker 1 (00:00):
How often do you want to insult a coworker but
just don't know how to do it. It's a double show. Well,
you're in luck because a thread is going viral of
subtle but professional ways to insult a coworker who disagrees
with you. And we'll go over it next so you
can be prepared to be low key rude in your
next meeting right after this. You know how it is.
(00:22):
It's a double show. You're in a meeting and one
of your coworkers disagrees with you, and it takes every
ounce of patience you have to not throw a pin
at them and call them an incompetent little twit. You
can't do that. No, it's not professional to do that.
And that's why a thread is going viral of people
sharing the subtle but professional insults to use when you
disagree with the coworker. Oh, I love to go over
(00:44):
that right now, so you can be prepared for your
next meeting today. But here are some subtle ways to
insult a coworker who doesn't agree with you. Also, you
can see if somebody's doing it to you, so you
know he'd be being insulted. Pot here's one of the
top one, and I can see your point, even if
I'm not totally sold. Translation, you're an idiot.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Try again.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
They say this works because it sounds respectful, but it's
actually the verbal equivalent of squinting at a bad painting
and going hmm.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
You're trying really hard to understand it, but you just don't.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Yeah, we're going over a list of subtle ways you
can insult a coworker who disagrees with you that are
still professional. Per my previous email, that's my favorite one.
Oh yeah, I like using that one a lot.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
I always feel bad using it because I know it's
like it's like a jab, but I was taught to
do okay and then just period, Like if someone has
something to tell you, you just end okay, period and it
like stings like a bee.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Somebody taught you that. Yeah, that's ultimate passive aggressive. What's like,
I'm not even going to acknowledge what you said. I'm
just gonna say okay, and you're like.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Oh, she's mad. Yeah, they say that per my previous
email works because it's the ogo passive aggressive jabs. It's
corporate for can you not, and universally loathed for that reason.
It's also like, how did you miss it the first time?
Here's another subtle way that you can insult one of
your coworkers who disagrees with you and still keep her professional.
(02:15):
Let's keep her finding until it finally clicks. That just
sounds weird. Let's keep Let's let's just go back and
work on that a little bit. Let's usually means you
until it finally just kind of something makes sense about it,
you know, until it finally clicks next time.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Maybe maybe next time.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
You'll get it, that you'll do better. But hear this
what I would hear this? Like I've heard it before,
not in this room. Well, you might have heard it
in this room.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
It's okay, I say it works because it implies the
idea has potential if we change everything about it. Yeah,
is it.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Bad that the idea that has potential kind of gives
me hope? It's like, oh, my idea has potential.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
No, that's not bad. That's the way to like digest it.
You can't get me because I'm always gonna find the
brighter side.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Yeah, there's another one of the top ways to subtly
insult a coworker and still keep her professional. According to
this list, I'm sure there's value here, even if it's
subtle that just sounds that sounds rude. I'm sure there's
value here. I just can't find it anywhere. There's got
to be some value though, somewhere, right.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
I don't know why.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
I picture Chad saying this, like some tall guy named
Chad who really wants to give you like ope, I
don't know why his name is Chad. I'm sorry if
your name is Chad.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Another one of the top subtle ways to insult a
coworker and still keep her professional. I see you're passionate
about this, and that's it. That's it. I can tell
that you're passionate about this. I'm told this a lot.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Okay, well, they can tell you're passionate about it.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Are the ones that tell me this?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
They're like, they don't want to keep going with it.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
I see that says it works because it complements intensity
while low key questioning their sanity, like applauding a raccoon commitment.
That tracks. Here's another one of the top ways to
be subtly rude to a coworker who disagrees with you
with while still keeping it professional. Let's keep all options
on the table for now, how many times have you
(04:13):
heard that in a meeting?
Speaker 6 (04:14):
A lot?
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Yeah, how many times have you said that in a meeting?
That's a great idea, but let's just keep everything out
there right now and not go with that one idea.
Can't commit. And here is, according to this list, the
top subtle professional insult you can use when you disagree
with the coworker. I appreciate your enthusiasm, even if the
(04:35):
details don't quite add up. How I think that's kind
of nice.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
How is that nice?
Speaker 7 (04:42):
Well?
Speaker 4 (04:42):
I do appreciate your enthusiasm. The details aren't there yet,
but I think we're getting somewhere. Like that's the part,
you know, I hear that.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Yeah, it's cool that you're really excited that you try.
Like I can see that you're very happy about that. Also,
you try, you didn't get it done. CUM always said
you gotta do is try your best and that's enough. No,
it's another jubile phone frame day mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi,
(05:14):
this is Trevor.
Speaker 8 (05:16):
Okay, I just was calling to let you know that
they took the stuff, so it's all good.
Speaker 9 (05:24):
Hang on, what are you What are you talking about?
Speaker 10 (05:27):
Trevor?
Speaker 9 (05:27):
I can barely understand you.
Speaker 8 (05:28):
Oh while I've never met you before, but like I
know that you're the executive vice president.
Speaker 9 (05:37):
Okay, And who are you, Trevor?
Speaker 8 (05:38):
Oh well, I work on the cleaning crew in the office.
Speaker 9 (05:44):
So okay, so what do you what do you call
me about?
Speaker 8 (05:48):
Oh well, like you're on the contact list of people
to call if we need to discuss something about, you know,
cleaning the office and stuff.
Speaker 9 (05:57):
Sure, okay, just so you know.
Speaker 8 (06:00):
You know, like everything's been pretty good. Like when I
checked the the bag on the vacuum at the end
of the night, it's really not that dusty at Also,
like people are doing a good job with their dust
maintenance SIVI, your employees and stuff.
Speaker 9 (06:16):
Hey buddy, I got a busy day. You might get
into the point here.
Speaker 8 (06:19):
Oh yeah, so like you're out of town on work right,
doing some work on the road.
Speaker 9 (06:26):
First of all, why do you know that? And what
are you asking me about? I just don't get it.
Speaker 6 (06:30):
What's it's all about?
Speaker 11 (06:30):
Man?
Speaker 8 (06:31):
Yeah, Well, it's because like when I clean up the offices,
like I tend to notice like who hasn't been there
in a while and stuff, you know, kind of like
how the stuff on their desk or like if the
light's always off when I show up to do the cleaning.
So I noticed that you're probably out of town because
like I know, you're like the big boss guy in
that office, and so like I just figured you were
(06:52):
out of town. But I was calling to let you
know that they they got it. So it's all good because,
like I figured you wanted me to let you know
that they were able.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
To get it.
Speaker 10 (07:02):
Who got what?
Speaker 9 (07:03):
What are you talking about, Trevor? Wasting my time here?
I'm a busy guy.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Come on, oh your nephew.
Speaker 10 (07:10):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Your nephew and the computers?
Speaker 9 (07:17):
I still don't You're gonna have to explain more than
just that, buddy.
Speaker 8 (07:20):
Oh okay, So when I showed up to do the
office cleaning, your nephew was there, and then he was
saying that he had to collect the computers, and so
I just want to let you know that I let
him in, and then you know, I was I have
the key, so I opened up your office in the office.
Speaker 9 (07:36):
Are you talking?
Speaker 5 (07:37):
Who did you let into the office and who did
you give our computers to? This is unacceptable. Now you're
on a cleaning crew, you're giving stuff away from the office.
Speaker 8 (07:44):
Well, no, it was you wanted your nephew to grab
the computers.
Speaker 9 (07:47):
He said, I don't have a nephew. What the I
mean you got to be kidding me.
Speaker 11 (07:52):
That did not just happened.
Speaker 8 (07:54):
Yeah, no, yeah, it happened. He got the lost computer
O just a little while ago. So job well done.
Speaker 9 (08:01):
Oh my god, you idiot. Some random guy tells you
he's my nephew. Let him in and give him all
the computers? Are you out of your mind? Neeriously like,
what are you doing?
Speaker 1 (08:13):
No? No, I think maybe you're mistaken.
Speaker 9 (08:16):
So if I'm mistaken, and what are you saying?
Speaker 8 (08:19):
Well, you said it was a random guy, but there
was your nephew. He said that he needed to get
them because he was going to bring them to you.
Speaker 9 (08:28):
Do you realize what you just did.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
I mean, we're a multi billion dollar company and you're giving.
Speaker 11 (08:32):
A computers away to somebody.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
You know, you know how much information is on those
computers and you're just giving them away. How many of
our clients have been privacy breached just now by you?
I mean, what would you think that my nephew would
show up at the same time that you show up to.
Speaker 9 (08:47):
Work and ask the computers from you.
Speaker 12 (08:49):
What are you thinking?
Speaker 8 (08:51):
Well, because you're the like executive vice president, you know.
Speaker 9 (08:56):
Yes, I am. What the does that have to do
with anything?
Speaker 8 (08:59):
Well, I just figured like you're probably good at scheduling,
so you scheduled your nephew to be there at the
same time as he's I would get there.
Speaker 9 (09:07):
No, are you kidding me?
Speaker 11 (09:08):
Somebody just showed up.
Speaker 5 (09:09):
Some random guy who was not my nephew told you
that he was my nephew so that he could steal
all the computers for the company. You know what, I'm
gonna call the cops because my luck, I bet you're
in on it. You know, as as your buddies who
showed up they quote unquote my nephew. You're gonna get
suit for millions of dollars. I can't wait to see
a stupid face in quote.
Speaker 11 (09:30):
Idiots.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Hey, Alvin, this is actually Doubil from the Jubil Show
doing a phone brank on you and your employee. Casey
set you up joke. He said that you're away on
business and he wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 9 (09:45):
You're gonna give me a heart. I can't do that
to me, seriously, Like I was freaking.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Out wake up every morning with double phone Franks, it's
time for Nina's what's trending?
Speaker 4 (09:57):
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on top of his whoa, this is wild. So there's
this man that's super turning all over TikTok.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
He is six'.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
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down on his way out and his sandwich got completely.
Flattened we're talking about skinny, panini type of flat. Skinny
his wife makes this. Video it goes. Viral now there
are videos of all of these people falling on top
of their subway sandwiches trying to Recreate.
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you can recreate the skinny.
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and then you fall on top of, it or b
put it on the table and then you still put
yourself on top of your.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
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don't know.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
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let it flip on a. Sandwich, yeah, ANYWAY i thought
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is a text message Involving. Amazon people are receiving text
messages claiming to be From amazon saying an item that
(11:19):
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link offering a full. Refund don't do. It it's a, scam.
DUDE i get this so.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
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Speaker 4 (11:29):
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There.
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ba we're talking about. Legos we're talking about that playroom
that you have in your house that your kids just
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own assistant that just can go.
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kid to pick up after your. Kids was she really
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Kid that's, Why, like are the dolls like a?
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know my. BUDDIES i, mean this is definitely a, millennial
long time ago. Stuff but, like watch the kid pick
up after the.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
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and she even like.
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eventually the robots are going to take. Over IF i
can get one to clean my house for a little
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than do my chores around the, House So i'm fine with.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
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like to like submit to the new king.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
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Speaker 1 (13:29):
Robot Soon i'll be cleaning up after, them. Though it's
going be their. House that's how it. Works visuals are too,
clear but that is What's Trying To catch A cheater
is coming up right after. This it's The Juble. Show
it's time.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
To catch A. Cheater only on The Jubile.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Show bill is on the phone today for to catch
a cheater and he thinks that his wife of eleven
years might be. Cheating so and a few, minutes we're
going to call her and see if we can catch
her if she, is but hopefully she. Isn't, bill what's going, on?
Man why do you think your wife?
Speaker 10 (13:59):
CHEATING i know that she has like, insomnia so sometimes
if she can't, sleep so go down to the market
for you know Whatever sunday drinks to. Eat but that's really,
rare but lately it's been pretty. Constant so at least
four times now That i've woken, up she's not been
(14:20):
in the, house you, know not even, then you, know
not even like the next room or. Anything SO i
asked her about. It she just, says you, know it's
to my. Insomnia SO i took that at face. Value
and THEN i noticed there's weird charges on our bank,
account like at weird times in the, morning so it's
it's not like too much money or. Anything BUT i
(14:41):
can just tell that this has been happening more and.
More so that's the nothing bolth of.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
It she just tells you that she has, insomnia but
doesn't tell you where she's.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Going, WELL i.
Speaker 10 (14:52):
Mean that's kind of Where i'm, yeah hoping it's not
my worst, fear which would be, infidelity BUT i, MEAN i,
mean my. WIFE i will, say she's very, attractive and
it wouldn't surprise me if some you know guy was
trying to weasel his way into her bad when she's
not sleeping with. Me but But i'm not saying. That
(15:13):
i'm not like saying that my wife is permissu with you,
Know i'm Not i'm not saying. That i'm just she's very,
attractive SO i would doubt it if she's has attention
from other. Men and that's Why i'm calling you.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
Guys is she doing anything else other than not being?
HOME i, mean which is you, know it's kind of.
ODD i feel like there's so many questions to, that
but she isn't really giving them to you at the.
Moment but, yeah outside of, that have there been other
things that have happened that are maybe giving you that?
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Vibe are you guys so?
Speaker 6 (15:43):
Close, WELL i mean we're pretty.
Speaker 10 (15:47):
MUCH i mean we don't really go, out you, know
Every we don't have date night every week or. Anything
and to her, credit you, know that's something THAT i
think couple of should do when she's you, know voice
or opinion that you, know we never go, out AND i,
MEAN i think that's a good idea as a couple
to go. Out But i'm just you, know after, Work
i'm just really, tired and So i'm not ready to
(16:09):
go out until you, know ten, eleven you, Know i'm
not the one with in, somnia SO i need to
get my rest before, work SO i don't, know you,
know she kind of took that as a personal, attack
and she was saying, about, how you, know we've become old.
People you've seeing commercials you only just like sit on
the front, porch and you want me to take up,
knitting AND i, Mean i'm just, LIKE i do want
(16:30):
to go out with, her But i'm just like mentally
spent by the end of.
Speaker 6 (16:32):
The, day you.
Speaker 10 (16:33):
Know so that's kind of WHAT i guess the tipping
point that WAS i don't, know like a month or so,
ago and we had this kind OF i don't, know
it's not like a full boar, fight but you, know
a disagreement where we weren't having a civil. Conversation but
and that led me to you, know the last LIKE i,
said the last couple of, weeks these four times And
i've woken up and she's not been, there and you,
(16:54):
know just kind of, says you, Know i'm just dealing
with my.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
Insomnia, YEAH i just understand being concerned in that. Moment
has she dealt with insomnia in the. PAST i, mean
you guys have been married for eleven. Years so if
she ever had insomnia, before what would she?
Speaker 10 (17:06):
Do oh, yeah, no, no, no, Yeah like this is something
THAT i, mean as long as there's not a, Couple
i've always been able to sleep like the, dead and
unfortunately something she doesn't, have you, know the ability to
sleep in the. Night so, this the, insomnia is not
the thing that's thrown me. Off it's just the you,
know the weird charge of the weird times of the
morning in the bank. Account so you can't, really you,
(17:28):
know just as merchant. Services it doesn't say you, know you,
know it doesn't say like the particular grocery store or
gas station or you, know fill fill in the, blanket
just has like a merchant.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Services, okay, yeah, okay you already told us what grocery.
Store you guys are rewards card remembers, that so play a,
song come, back and then call her and pretend to
be from the grocery store and say that she's this
month's lucky winner of free flowers delivered from our floral,
apartment our way of saying thank you for, shopping and
see if she sends them to you or to somebody. Else, okay,
(17:59):
hey better you than. Me, yeah all, right, Man LIKE i,
SAID i hope she's not, cheating but we'll find out
for you right. It for, this you're right in the
middle of to catch a, cheater And bill is on the.
Phone he thinks that his, Wife kathy of eleven, years
might be. Cheating so in a, second we're gonna call
her and pretend to be from the grocery store that
she's a rewards card member at and say that every single,
(18:20):
month we choose one random rewards card member who gets
free flowers delivered from our floral, department and we'll see
if she sends those to him or to somebody. Else but, First,
bill why don't you catch everybody up on your? Situation,
well like you, said.
Speaker 10 (18:32):
My wife AND i have been early eleven. YEARS i
hope she's not, cheating But i'm looking for an answer
on why she's dealing with her, insomnia which is a
thing That i've known about for as long spent, together
and these past couple of, weeks When i've asked her about,
it she's kind of brushed me. Off and then When
i've looked into our bank, Account i've seen weird charges
(18:52):
at weird times in the morning THAT i can't readily explain,
away and she doesn't seem too willing to divulge information about.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
That all, right well we'll call it right now and
see if we can figure it out for.
Speaker 12 (19:03):
You are you, ready, hey figure?
Speaker 10 (19:06):
Cross all, right here we.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Go, Hello, hi this Is jordan calling FROM i was
looking for a rewards card Member.
Speaker 12 (19:24):
Kathy, yes it's a.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
She Hell, Kathy please don't hang. Up this is not
a marketing phone. Call i'm actually calling just to say.
Congratulations you're this month's big.
Speaker 13 (19:32):
Winner yeah, Okay also where DID i?
Speaker 6 (19:38):
Win?
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Oh maybe you haven't seen the. Signs so every single
month we choose one Random awards card member who gets
free flowers deliver from our new floor. Apartment so you've
won thirty six longstin red, roses a box of, candy your,
chocolates and car to be delivered to anybody that you
want to within The United, states absolutely. Free oh that's so.
Speaker 14 (19:55):
Sweet, Okay WELL i appreciate, It thank, you.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Well thank you for. Shopping we really do appreciate your.
Business if you know who you want to send them,
TO i can take down the information in just a
couple of. MINUTES i can do it over the.
Speaker 12 (20:07):
Phone, yeah that's, FINE i. Can i'll have you send
them to my. Husband, so, okay.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
What's your husband's?
Speaker 15 (20:14):
Name?
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Bill he would you like to put anything on a
card To? Bill?
Speaker 12 (20:20):
Sure SHOULD i just tell?
Speaker 11 (20:23):
You or, YEAH i.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Can put it. Down how long you guys been?
Speaker 14 (20:25):
Together, oh we've been together about eleven years.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Now oh, wow that's a long. One IF i was
with somebody for eleven, years SO i would be SOMETIMES
i probably wouldn't help myself, up you, know be windows
shopping a little.
Speaker 14 (20:38):
Bit so you're in it for.
Speaker 13 (20:41):
The long, haul you, know it's there's ups and.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Downs AND i just wondered if you're you, know you're
a cheat on your husband or anything like.
Speaker 14 (20:48):
That, no, no not everything about it.
Speaker 8 (20:53):
Ever?
Speaker 13 (20:54):
Wait, wait what is going?
Speaker 1 (20:55):
On what's going? On is this is Actually jubil from
The Jebel. Show it's a your? Show, HI i mean
also on the, Show, hi And I'm. Victoria we do
a segment that's called to catch A. Cheater so if
somebody suspects their significant other of, cheating they see who
they send flowers. To and your, Husband bill is actually
on the.
Speaker 13 (21:13):
Phone, what oh my, god what is going?
Speaker 10 (21:19):
On we?
Speaker 6 (21:22):
Wait what's going?
Speaker 13 (21:23):
On?
Speaker 10 (21:24):
You, well, hon you don't tell me where you're. Going
and Then i've noticed the money that's been going from
our bank. Account it doesn't say like where you're, getting you,
know getting the money out of. It just see the
money leaving the. Account and you're not telling me where you're,
at SO i don't know what you're. Doing and it's
been like a one time thing or a couple of,
times been, consistent, yere SO i didn't know where to
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where to, turn where to, look so.
Speaker 14 (21:49):
Surprise oh, GRAVE I i'm sorry that you have gone
through this much. Trouble and, YEAH i Mean i've been
sneaking out if you, will But i'm not cheating on.
You i'm not cheating on, You. OKAY i just you
know WHAT i deal with at, night AND i get
bored AND i don't like going to, bars and you're
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a boring, moron.
Speaker 12 (22:13):
BUT i love you.
Speaker 14 (22:16):
Really sell out, Right SO i don't want to go
to like bars and stuff without. You so Instead i've
been going to the. Casino, okay that's that's.
Speaker 12 (22:28):
Me coming clean.
Speaker 14 (22:29):
TOO i will order just like a drink or two
and sit there for a little bit and it dons
me out AND i can relax and then come home
and get some decent. Sleep BUT i PROMISE i am
not out. PARTYING i, MEAN i don't know how to
else to PROVE i am not cheating on. YOU i
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feel bad THAT i have to do this and That
i've been lying to. You but at the same, time
the reason WHY i haven't told you is BECAUSE i
know that you a probably stay up and wait for,
me OR.
Speaker 12 (23:03):
B you'd insist on coming to the casino.
Speaker 14 (23:06):
With, me and then you'd hate it the whole, time,
Right And i'd rather that you just stay home and
you sleep and just let me do WHAT i need to.
Speaker 12 (23:15):
Do and you know that's WHY i haven't told.
Speaker 14 (23:17):
YOU i DON'T i don't know What i'll.
Speaker 11 (23:21):
SAY i, MEAN i.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Hope YOU'RE.
Speaker 10 (23:26):
I guess seeing Lady luck is better than seeing another.
Man i'm a little LIKE i, MEAN i know That
i'm asleep AND i would wait up for you if
that's where you, were SO i MEAN i. AM i, mean,
Yeah i'm a little kind of hurt that you don't
want me to go to the casino with, you BUT
i don't want you also like you, know whatever a
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clock and then walking around the house not you, know
just now you've be able to count cheap or. Anything
so and, honestly, HUH i mean IF i, didn't, like
if something really did, happen and let's, say you, know
got for bit and you didn't make it home BEFORE
i woke, UP i, mean what AM i you? Know
or you, know if YOU i don't know where you
are and you know you noirth of casino and something,
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happened at LEAST i would know that's where you. Were
but just kind of being M I a you know
WHAT i? Mean LIKE i HAVE i, have you could
be it could be three states.
Speaker 14 (24:17):
Away you, KNOW i get, IT i get, IT i get.
Speaker 12 (24:21):
It, LISTEN i now you know.
Speaker 14 (24:25):
It's working for me for, now and, uh you know it's,
working and now you know there's no. Hiding you, know
maybe every once in a while you.
Speaker 12 (24:34):
Can come with me if you really.
Speaker 14 (24:35):
WANT i did, actually, LIKE i have a really good
night last, night AND i can actually.
Speaker 12 (24:43):
Even afford to take us on a little trip.
Speaker 9 (24:51):
One.
Speaker 13 (24:51):
MONEY i think we deserve to have fun and get.
Speaker 14 (24:55):
Out and, uh why don't you know we've been talking
about taking a beach trip and we should just do.
Speaker 10 (25:02):
It, well let's not say how much money you, won
but a beach trip seems like a good.
Speaker 6 (25:08):
Amount all, right good.
Speaker 10 (25:12):
Bag, WELL i Guess i'm glad THAT i thought you were, cheating,
said you guys are doing out of.
Speaker 4 (25:19):
It one way to look at it The jewel shows
to catch a.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Cheater good. Morning CAN i take your?
Speaker 7 (25:27):
Order AM i?
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Gonna?
Speaker 15 (25:28):
Tall?
Speaker 6 (25:29):
Trick had a large black?
Speaker 10 (25:30):
Coss large black?
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Coss do you mean a? Venty?
Speaker 6 (25:34):
NO i mean a?
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Large he MEANS aventi, yeah have the beest, funny.
Speaker 16 (25:37):
Venty is, large no venty is Twenty, Danny.
Speaker 6 (25:41):
Yeah large is.
Speaker 10 (25:42):
Large in, fact coll.
Speaker 6 (25:43):
Is large and gande Is spanish for. Large ventis the
only one that doesn't mean. Large it's also the only
one That's. Italian congratulations for stupid in three.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Languages almost time For america's favorite trivia, Game you Versus.
Victoria your chance to take on our Own Victoria ramirez
in a game of trivia For mariner's tickets, Today and
if you think you have what it takes to Be,
victoria call us right now eight eight eight three four
three one oh six one eight eight eight three four
three one o six. One you can also dm us
at the jubilshow dot com or go to The jebilshow
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dot com dm us at The Jebel show or go
to the jewelshow dot com if you think you have the.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Stuff, Yeah i'm not gonna.
Speaker 11 (26:22):
Lie.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Guys my ears are. POPPING i feel pretty freaking great.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
TODAY i knew Allergy madison really kicked. In, Huh, well as.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
Long AS i can, hear because it's pretty hard to
play this game when you can't. Hear it's hard to
play this game, normally but what you can't hear it
makes it.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Harder you think your answers were actually better the other
day when you couldn't, Hear.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
Well oh, well, YEAH i don't know what to say to.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
THAT i don't think she really said. Anything, alright who
play you Verus? Victoria right after? This it's The Juble.
Speaker 16 (26:48):
Show what only some sort of mentally challenged, Aarhea.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
No not EVEN i didn't say. That it was, like
why AM i you even listening to to begin?
Speaker 6 (26:58):
With your virgin you can't.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Try it's time For america's favorite trivia, Game You Versus.
Victoria your chance to take On Victoria ramirez For Lil
wayne tickets. Today let's me our contestant for TODAY'S u Versus. Victoria,
matthew what's, Up, matthew how are.
Speaker 11 (27:14):
You i'm doing, good so.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Fabulous thank you for. Asking do you think you have
what it takes to Be? Victoria? Yeah pretty?
Speaker 2 (27:24):
SURE i feel like what's like pretty?
Speaker 3 (27:26):
Sure LIKE i don't know if you, heard but like
my ears are popping, today so might Mean I'm.
Speaker 9 (27:34):
Julie did say you did better with them?
Speaker 7 (27:35):
Popping but you, Know, okay we're gonna Send victoria locked
in that out of the studio and while she's, Leaving,
matthew the game is played like.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
This you have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as.
Possible if you don't know, one just say, passed And
victoria has to beat you outright to. Win, okay all,
right sound?
Speaker 10 (27:55):
Good all?
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Right are you?
Speaker 10 (27:56):
Ready, yes, sir here we, Go.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Matthew you're time. Starts.
Speaker 4 (28:02):
Now what planet is closest to the, Sun. Murcury what
is the name Of Elvis Presley's memphis home.
Speaker 6 (28:11):
Pat.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
In what year was the First apple iPhone? Released?
Speaker 6 (28:17):
Uh two thousand and.
Speaker 4 (28:18):
One which basketball legend appeared alongside The Looney tunes characters
in Space Jam? Jam what language is primarily spoken In?
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Brazil?
Speaker 4 (28:29):
Uh?
Speaker 9 (28:31):
Spanish all, right got that.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
In we'll Bring victoria back into the, studio and while
she's getting, Settled, matthew here's a question for you if
your person if your personality was a, flavor what would
it taste? Like and?
Speaker 14 (28:42):
Why?
Speaker 1 (28:43):
WOW i like, This.
Speaker 6 (28:45):
Doctor.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Pepper WHY whoa.
Speaker 10 (28:51):
Got twenty three great?
Speaker 9 (28:52):
Flavors you can always have a different, personality all.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Right so you got you got a bunch of different. Personalities,
okay do you work for Doctor, Pepper? Victoria if your
personality were a, flavor what would it taste?
Speaker 10 (29:04):
Like and?
Speaker 2 (29:04):
WHY i was just.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
Gonna say birthday cake because it's like a.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Surprise like a surprise in your, mouth like a.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
Party OH i like, That Dr.
Speaker 4 (29:13):
PEPPERBRITTER i mean it was pretty accurate when it was
the wholesome birthday cake, part not the.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Surprise here we go thirty, seconds as many questions as.
Possible if you don't know, one just say pass and
you have to Beat matthew outright to, Win And, matthew
you can Tell victoria when to go go?
Speaker 9 (29:32):
Ahead And.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Viatoria what planet is the closest to the?
Speaker 6 (29:35):
Sun?
Speaker 2 (29:36):
Uh oh oh oh wait? Wait can we?
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Second?
Speaker 4 (29:40):
OH i DON'T i don't Know. Venus what is the
name Of Elvis Presley's Memphis.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
HOME i don't think that's. RIGHT i think it's. Ours.
Wait what's the name Of?
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Elvin?
Speaker 3 (29:48):
Oh, oh, Oh?
Speaker 4 (29:49):
Graceland and what year was the First apple iPhone? RELEASED
i don't know in nineteen? Eighties which basketball legend appeared
alongside The Looney tunes characters in?
Speaker 1 (29:59):
Space what language is primarily spoken In? Brazil?
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Oh? Spanish Brazilian spanish For.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Spanish, yeah, alright let's send it over to the scoreboard
and see how you guys did with our. Scoreboard our
social media Producer.
Speaker 14 (30:16):
Gabby matthew got one correct When victoria got To.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Matthew it's a rare victory For victoria beat.
Speaker 11 (30:27):
You, wait, wait, wait hold, On, yeah you guys said.
Speaker 9 (30:31):
You didn't say what year.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Though, oh that's. TRUE i guess you couldt. It.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
Bro wait what, NO i got wait?
Speaker 1 (30:37):
What, okay so we'll have to give that one to you,
then so it's a. Tie, matthew you. Win, wait that's not.
Fair why is it a?
Speaker 4 (30:43):
Tie, well because it's like you were right and then
he was right if it was the Second Looney.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Tunes oh, yeah, NO i was.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Right you were only counting the first.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
One, bro matth what the, heck And, matthew you Got
Little waite tickets, too just for. Playing so congratulations.
Speaker 12 (30:59):
Sweet let's get.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
The answers now With. Nina it's not gonna let you Fa,
yeah literally COULD i never had to get a?
Speaker 2 (31:06):
Win you could just let me.
Speaker 4 (31:07):
Happen the planet that is closest to the sun Is.
Mercury the name Of Elvis Presley's memphis home Is. Graceland
the year that the First apple iPhone that was released
was two thousand and. Seven, really the basketball legend that
appeared alongside The Looney tunes and the first face jam
Was Michael jordan and the second space jam it Was
Lebron James. Brow the language that's primarily spoken In brazil Is.
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Portuguese that sounds.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Correct, matthew thank you for. Playing. Yeah we Play Verse
victoria the same time every single weekday. Morning remember if
you want to, play all you have to do is
dm us at The Jubil show or go to The
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Speaker 16 (31:48):
Com First day follow up powered by The Advocates Injury
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Speaker 1 (31:54):
Com oh, man she's back for another first date follow.
Up Sally, sell what's? Up how are you?
Speaker 12 (32:02):
Hi this is the last.
Speaker 13 (32:04):
Day Hey stlly, sol.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
So we have you on again for you're getting ghosted? Again.
Speaker 16 (32:10):
HUH i mean it's crazy out, there, Okay like you
guys need to dust off these like, Scrubs LIKE i
am not having it like Emerged they're back on the
scene And i'm not feeling.
Speaker 12 (32:25):
It LIKE i deserve my Jay z LIKE i, am you.
Speaker 16 (32:29):
KNOW i am The beyonce of today and like like
a young up and Coming. BEYONCE i love.
Speaker 3 (32:36):
That.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Proclaimed so last last time you were, on the guy
was ghosting you because you made out with another guy
in the club but you thought you were kissing.
Speaker 16 (32:44):
Him oh my, god, Whatever like he totally disappeared and
like it was it was, dark there were like strobe
lights AND i had glitter in my eyes because like
they'rely even see and LIKE i don't, know they kind
of smelled the. Same and then he called me like he's,
upset but like he left, Me like what WAS i
supposed to? Do like just be alone and like not
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enjoying myself, Right like what do you want me to?
Speaker 1 (33:08):
Do and now you want us to call a guy Named? Brandon?
Speaker 12 (33:11):
Yes? Please. Okay so we went to this amazing.
Speaker 16 (33:16):
Food, festival and it was, Perfect like every bite was,
flirtatious you, know like, yeah like like central you.
Speaker 13 (33:26):
Know it was like like, dumplings you, know and like hot.
Speaker 16 (33:30):
CHICKEN i was, slow you, know and then they had
this like big stupid boor and they eat like a,
caveman you know WHAT i. Mean and it was just
like it was. Hot it was like messy but, hot you,
know like. Chemistry AND i.
Speaker 8 (33:45):
Mean he was a.
Speaker 12 (33:46):
GENTLEMAN i was so.
Speaker 16 (33:48):
Taken, back you, know like he even offered me a
napkin for my corn because like the juice got all
over my.
Speaker 12 (33:54):
Face, kid and it was like low key. Gross and.
Speaker 16 (33:58):
He was so total that moment and like kind of
dabs the court in the house and he, yeah he
was sweet and he was looking out and you, know
he just had like a quiet confidence and he gives
off this sube like a journal AND i take care
of my, cuticles you, know like that kind of. Energy,
Okayah so Like i'm, like, okay keeps. It keeps his hands,
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clean you, know that's actually important in the, Bedroom like
girls might understand, that like wash your.
Speaker 13 (34:27):
Hands SO i.
Speaker 12 (34:30):
Like, that and you, KNOW i just LIKE i really
needed that that.
Speaker 16 (34:33):
Night so he just like brought that, calming, soothing you,
know sanitized energy THAT i kind of need to have.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
A little sanitized.
Speaker 4 (34:42):
Energy so what could have gone? Wrong it sounds like
you guys are having a great.
Speaker 12 (34:45):
Time, Okay WELL i might have got a little carried.
Away you.
Speaker 16 (34:50):
Know it's like opposites attract kind of, thing like like
he so he was kind of he was being able
to like shy and, reserved AND i took that as,
like you, know maybe like come, hither you, Know and
my vibe was more like flirty And i'm a toucher
LIKE i, touch you, know that's one.
Speaker 13 (35:09):
Of my love, Languages LIKE i love physital.
Speaker 16 (35:11):
Touch and they were sitting in line for ampanadas AND
i kind of grabbed his butt LIKE i was just being,
playful and it was more like it was like two
handed affirmation of. Interest and THEN i went in for a,
kiss and you, know then we have this like public
makeout sash AND i mean it wasn't. Crazy it was
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just like passion with sure.
Speaker 12 (35:33):
Dust you, know there was like you, know it was
just like it was.
Speaker 16 (35:38):
Beautiful it was, magical AND i JUST i don't, KNOW
i Guess i'm honestly. Confused BECAUSE i thought things were
amazing and like fun.
Speaker 12 (35:48):
And it's been like two.
Speaker 16 (35:51):
Weeks SO i, MEAN i APOLOGIZE i was being so,
grabby BUT i was just so, excited you, know AND
i guess, maybe like, SHE i don't, know you wanted
to take it.
Speaker 12 (36:04):
SLOW i, MEAN i want to take it. Slow i'll take.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
It, slow, Okay, Okay and that's why you think he
might be ghosting you because it got a little.
Speaker 12 (36:10):
Grabby MAYBE i was, like maybe too much hands on.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
Affection there's the double. Hands maybe he needed just like one.
Speaker 12 (36:18):
Hand, yeah like we needed a safe.
Speaker 16 (36:21):
Word.
Speaker 12 (36:23):
Okay, YEAH i MEAN i felt like he was okay
with what was. HAPPENING i.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Know, okay all, right we'll play a song come, back
and then call him and see if the hands were
the reason that you're getting ghosted in just a, second, right, yeah,
okay we'll get your first day follow up next right
in the middle of your first date follow up and
if you're just joining us a repeat customers on the.
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Phone her name Is, celeste but she calls Herself Selly,
cell and she was on the show before for a
first day follow but now she's getting ghosted by a
guy Named. Brandon so we're gonna see if we can
figure out why he's ghostinger in just a. Second but, First, sally,
so why don't you tell us about your data again real?
Quick and why you think you're not getting called?
Speaker 11 (37:04):
Back?
Speaker 16 (37:05):
Yeah, hey, guys It's Sally. SAW i went to this
food fast with this like super, adorable, cute clean cut.
Speaker 13 (37:12):
Kind of, guy and, LIKE i just think maybe.
Speaker 12 (37:15):
MY pda might have done too much for.
Speaker 16 (37:17):
Him but like he was giving the vibes that he
was totally okay with it on the date and THEN
i kind.
Speaker 12 (37:23):
Of like squeezed this but and.
Speaker 13 (37:25):
Maybe that was too.
Speaker 12 (37:26):
MUCH i don't.
Speaker 16 (37:27):
KNOW i need to like keep my hands to, myself
but it's been two weeks AND i, apologize BUT i don't.
Speaker 12 (37:34):
Know MAYBE i was just a little too.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
HANDSY i feel like some guys like. That so that's
kind of we'll, see Right, yeah, yeah, YEAH i MEAN
i was into. SOMEBODY i wouldn't mind, it you, know.
Speaker 12 (37:46):
Let me, know let me know how you.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
Feel all, right let's try to figure it out for. You,
okay you ready for us to call? Him?
Speaker 12 (37:51):
Yeah, yeah let's do it all.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
Right here we, Go, Hello, hi, man speak To brandon,
please uh? Speaking who is, This, Hey, brandon how are?
You this is The Jubil. Show it's a radio. Show Hi.
Brandon I'm nina and my name Is. Jebel what's? Up
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how are?
Speaker 6 (38:14):
You i'm Doing i'm doing? Well but what is? This
what shows?
Speaker 1 (38:21):
Us it's called The Jewbel. Show it's a radio, show,
Okay and we do a segment on a show it's
called The First date Follow. Up that is where if
you ghost, somebody the person that you ghosted can email
us asking to call you to see if you'll tell
us why you're ghosting. Them and we got an email about. You,
okay do you have any idea who would email?
Speaker 10 (38:42):
Us?
Speaker 1 (38:46):
YEAH i got, Okay, yes it is a Lest celeste emailed.
Us we talked to her a little bit about your,
date but she says you're a ghostinger and she doesn't understand.
Why so would you mind telling us why?
Speaker 15 (39:00):
UP i, mean the day was going great and then
she insulted me WHILE i was eating corn on the.
Cob and then she tried to seduce me with her
hands down my. Pants oh and it like in broad,
daylight like right in front of the pickle.
Speaker 6 (39:13):
Truck that.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
Kind of works. Out, now she insulted you while you
eating corn on the?
Speaker 15 (39:22):
Cob she, did and UH i she laughed at like
HOW i eat? Corn like she called me dainty and
then like tried to apologize by like getting very handsy
AND i asked her.
Speaker 6 (39:36):
To, stop and she like giggled like it was a.
Game and then like think she like chased, me.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
Chase you around the? Festival, yeah like how.
Speaker 15 (39:47):
Like trying to get away from her because she kept
on putting her hands down my pants AND i was
just like get away from, me like and it was
getting awkward BECAUSE i was like stop and she just
kept on doing, it kept on following me like with.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
That so, yeah and that's why you're. Ghostinger, YEAH i.
Speaker 6 (40:03):
MEAN i mean it. Was it was just it was really.
Awkward it was super.
Speaker 16 (40:07):
Awkward it sounds Like, brandon that was not cheating like,
rude that was fortitious pursuit like it, was and you
were into, it like, hello have you ever played tag?
Speaker 12 (40:20):
Before like this is just like adult, Tag.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
Brandon that's the Least she's actually on the phone and
wants to talk to.
Speaker 12 (40:26):
You, Yeah i'm.
Speaker 13 (40:27):
HERE i HEARD i heard it all rude.
Speaker 6 (40:34):
Screaming wait what did she?
Speaker 13 (40:36):
Do?
Speaker 15 (40:36):
Brandon you tackled me next to a funnel cake stand
and people were like.
Speaker 16 (40:41):
SCREAMING i was playing with, you like you were running
and like having fun with, it like that's not.
Speaker 12 (40:48):
Rejection that's for. PLAY i was like cheasing. In you
were like, huh like, laughing and it was like.
Speaker 16 (40:53):
An invitation for me to like got closer and like
chef you spot like, what like why are you leading me?
Speaker 11 (40:59):
On?
Speaker 12 (40:59):
Then like why were you playing into?
Speaker 6 (41:01):
IT i was looking back to see IF i needed to.
Speaker 10 (41:05):
Talk.
Speaker 15 (41:05):
Celesti you tried to stick your hands and my jeans
in line behind a family of four and we're. Screaming
SO i gave my, Quote Selley cell is gonna get.
Speaker 16 (41:16):
YOU i go by my stage name often that's not,
unusual like this Is Sally. Cell and you acted like
that wasn't the most exciting thing that happened to you all,
year like thanking.
Speaker 6 (41:30):
Me it was the most time that.
Speaker 16 (41:33):
Much, Wow well listen with With Sally, sauce there's always. Excitement,
Okay so get ready AND I, brandon, honestly please don't
walk away from, us, please because if, you if you
are looking for a good, time Like Sally cell will bring.
It AND i am not afraid to bring the.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
Party.
Speaker 12 (41:54):
Okay so if you can't handle, it then you know
you don't deserve, Us.
Speaker 15 (41:59):
Selly so whatever your, Fun okay you, are you're definitely,
far BUT i am not built for your brand of
whatever the hell that.
Speaker 6 (42:07):
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affirmations is you're never going to be played.
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How often do you want to insult a coworker but
just don't know how to do it. It's a double show. Well,
you're in luck because a thread is going viral of
subtle but professional ways to insult a coworker who disagrees
with you. And we'll go over it next so you
can be prepared to be low key rude in your
next meeting right after this. You know how it is.
(00:22):
It's a double show. You're in a meeting and one
of your coworkers disagrees with you, and it takes every
ounce of patience you have to not throw a pin
at them and call them an incompetent little twit. You
can't do that. No, it's not professional to do that.
And that's why a thread is going viral of people
sharing the subtle but professional insults to use when you
disagree with the coworker. Oh, I love to go over
(00:44):
that right now, so you can be prepared for your
next meeting today. But here are some subtle ways to
insult a coworker who doesn't agree with you. Also, you
can see if somebody's doing it to you, so you
know he'd be being insulted. Pot here's one of the
top one, and I can see your point, even if
I'm not totally sold. Translation, you're an idiot.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Try again.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
They say this works because it sounds respectful, but it's
actually the verbal equivalent of squinting at a bad painting
and going hmm.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
You're trying really hard to understand it, but you just don't.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Yeah, we're going over a list of subtle ways you
can insult a coworker who disagrees with you that are
still professional. Per my previous email, that's my favorite one.
Oh yeah, I like using that one a lot.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
I always feel bad using it because I know it's
like it's like a jab, but I was taught to
do okay and then just period, Like if someone has
something to tell you, you just end okay, period and it
like stings like a bee.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Somebody taught you that. Yeah, that's ultimate passive aggressive. What's like,
I'm not even going to acknowledge what you said. I'm
just gonna say okay, and you're like.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Oh, she's mad. Yeah, they say that per my previous
email works because it's the ogo passive aggressive jabs. It's
corporate for can you not, and universally loathed for that reason.
It's also like, how did you miss it the first time?
Here's another subtle way that you can insult one of
your coworkers who disagrees with you and still keep her professional.
(02:15):
Let's keep her finding until it finally clicks. That just
sounds weird. Let's keep Let's let's just go back and
work on that a little bit. Let's usually means you
until it finally just kind of something makes sense about it,
you know, until it finally clicks next time.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Maybe maybe next time.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
You'll get it, that you'll do better. But hear this
what I would hear this? Like I've heard it before,
not in this room. Well, you might have heard it
in this room.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
It's okay, I say it works because it implies the
idea has potential if we change everything about it. Yeah,
is it.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Bad that the idea that has potential kind of gives
me hope? It's like, oh, my idea has potential.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
No, that's not bad. That's the way to like digest it.
You can't get me because I'm always gonna find the
brighter side.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Yeah, there's another one of the top ways to subtly
insult a coworker and still keep her professional. According to
this list, I'm sure there's value here, even if it's
subtle that just sounds that sounds rude. I'm sure there's
value here. I just can't find it anywhere. There's got
to be some value though, somewhere, right.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
I don't know why.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
I picture Chad saying this, like some tall guy named
Chad who really wants to give you like ope, I
don't know why his name is Chad. I'm sorry if
your name is Chad.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Another one of the top subtle ways to insult a
coworker and still keep her professional. I see you're passionate
about this, and that's it. That's it. I can tell
that you're passionate about this. I'm told this a lot.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Okay, well, they can tell you're passionate about it.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Are the ones that tell me this?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
They're like, they don't want to keep going with it.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
I see that says it works because it complements intensity
while low key questioning their sanity, like applauding a raccoon commitment.
That tracks. Here's another one of the top ways to
be subtly rude to a coworker who disagrees with you
with while still keeping it professional. Let's keep all options
on the table for now, how many times have you
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heard that in a meeting?
Speaker 6 (04:14):
A lot?
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Yeah, how many times have you said that in a meeting?
That's a great idea, but let's just keep everything out
there right now and not go with that one idea.
Can't commit. And here is, according to this list, the
top subtle professional insult you can use when you disagree
with the coworker. I appreciate your enthusiasm, even if the
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details don't quite add up. How I think that's kind
of nice.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
How is that nice?
Speaker 7 (04:42):
Well?
Speaker 4 (04:42):
I do appreciate your enthusiasm. The details aren't there yet,
but I think we're getting somewhere. Like that's the part,
you know, I hear that.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Yeah, it's cool that you're really excited that you try.
Like I can see that you're very happy about that. Also,
you try, you didn't get it done. CUM always said
you gotta do is try your best and that's enough. No,
it's another jubile phone frame day mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi,
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this is Trevor.
Speaker 8 (05:16):
Okay, I just was calling to let you know that
they took the stuff, so it's all good.
Speaker 9 (05:24):
Hang on, what are you What are you talking about?
Speaker 10 (05:27):
Trevor?
Speaker 9 (05:27):
I can barely understand you.
Speaker 8 (05:28):
Oh while I've never met you before, but like I
know that you're the executive vice president.
Speaker 9 (05:37):
Okay, And who are you, Trevor?
Speaker 8 (05:38):
Oh well, I work on the cleaning crew in the office.
Speaker 9 (05:44):
So okay, so what do you what do you call
me about?
Speaker 8 (05:48):
Oh well, like you're on the contact list of people
to call if we need to discuss something about, you know,
cleaning the office and stuff.
Speaker 9 (05:57):
Sure, okay, just so you know.
Speaker 8 (06:00):
You know, like everything's been pretty good. Like when I
checked the the bag on the vacuum at the end
of the night, it's really not that dusty at Also,
like people are doing a good job with their dust
maintenance SIVI, your employees and stuff.
Speaker 9 (06:16):
Hey buddy, I got a busy day. You might get
into the point here.
Speaker 8 (06:19):
Oh yeah, so like you're out of town on work right,
doing some work on the road.
Speaker 9 (06:26):
First of all, why do you know that? And what
are you asking me about? I just don't get it.
Speaker 6 (06:30):
What's it's all about?
Speaker 11 (06:30):
Man?
Speaker 8 (06:31):
Yeah, Well, it's because like when I clean up the offices,
like I tend to notice like who hasn't been there
in a while and stuff, you know, kind of like
how the stuff on their desk or like if the
light's always off when I show up to do the cleaning.
So I noticed that you're probably out of town because
like I know, you're like the big boss guy in
that office, and so like I just figured you were
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out of town. But I was calling to let you
know that they they got it. So it's all good because,
like I figured you wanted me to let you know
that they were able.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
To get it.
Speaker 10 (07:02):
Who got what?
Speaker 9 (07:03):
What are you talking about, Trevor? Wasting my time here?
I'm a busy guy.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Come on, oh your nephew.
Speaker 10 (07:10):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Your nephew and the computers?
Speaker 9 (07:17):
I still don't You're gonna have to explain more than
just that, buddy.
Speaker 8 (07:20):
Oh okay, So when I showed up to do the
office cleaning, your nephew was there, and then he was
saying that he had to collect the computers, and so
I just want to let you know that I let
him in, and then you know, I was I have
the key, so I opened up your office in the office.
Speaker 9 (07:36):
Are you talking?
Speaker 5 (07:37):
Who did you let into the office and who did
you give our computers to? This is unacceptable. Now you're
on a cleaning crew, you're giving stuff away from the office.
Speaker 8 (07:44):
Well, no, it was you wanted your nephew to grab
the computers.
Speaker 9 (07:47):
He said, I don't have a nephew. What the I
mean you got to be kidding me.
Speaker 11 (07:52):
That did not just happened.
Speaker 8 (07:54):
Yeah, no, yeah, it happened. He got the lost computer
O just a little while ago. So job well done.
Speaker 9 (08:01):
Oh my god, you idiot. Some random guy tells you
he's my nephew. Let him in and give him all
the computers? Are you out of your mind? Neeriously like,
what are you doing?
Speaker 1 (08:13):
No? No, I think maybe you're mistaken.
Speaker 9 (08:16):
So if I'm mistaken, and what are you saying?
Speaker 8 (08:19):
Well, you said it was a random guy, but there
was your nephew. He said that he needed to get
them because he was going to bring them to you.
Speaker 9 (08:28):
Do you realize what you just did.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
I mean, we're a multi billion dollar company and you're giving.
Speaker 11 (08:32):
A computers away to somebody.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
You know, you know how much information is on those
computers and you're just giving them away. How many of
our clients have been privacy breached just now by you?
I mean, what would you think that my nephew would
show up at the same time that you show up to.
Speaker 9 (08:47):
Work and ask the computers from you.
Speaker 12 (08:49):
What are you thinking?
Speaker 8 (08:51):
Well, because you're the like executive vice president, you know.
Speaker 9 (08:56):
Yes, I am. What the does that have to do
with anything?
Speaker 8 (08:59):
Well, I just figured like you're probably good at scheduling,
so you scheduled your nephew to be there at the
same time as he's I would get there.
Speaker 9 (09:07):
No, are you kidding me?
Speaker 11 (09:08):
Somebody just showed up.
Speaker 5 (09:09):
Some random guy who was not my nephew told you
that he was my nephew so that he could steal
all the computers for the company. You know what, I'm
gonna call the cops because my luck, I bet you're
in on it. You know, as as your buddies who
showed up they quote unquote my nephew. You're gonna get
suit for millions of dollars. I can't wait to see
a stupid face in quote.
Speaker 11 (09:30):
Idiots.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Hey, Alvin, this is actually Doubil from the Jubil Show
doing a phone brank on you and your employee. Casey
set you up joke. He said that you're away on
business and he wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 9 (09:45):
You're gonna give me a heart. I can't do that
to me, seriously, Like I was freaking.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Out wake up every morning with double phone Franks, it's
time for Nina's what's trending?
Speaker 4 (09:57):
So flat subway sandwiches are trending because a man fell
on top of his whoa, this is wild. So there's
this man that's super turning all over TikTok.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
He is six'.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
Five he got a subway sandwich and he accidentally fell
down on his way out and his sandwich got completely.
Flattened we're talking about skinny, panini type of flat. Skinny
his wife makes this. Video it goes. Viral now there
are videos of all of these people falling on top
of their subway sandwiches trying to Recreate.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Why do not just put it in a pannini press.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Guys same that's falling On, yeah less. Germs you're not
getting the. Point this has nothing to do with. Germs
this has nothing to do with.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
Easy it's all about falling on it and seeing if
you can recreate the skinny.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Panini falling on top of your sandwich requires you to
requires you to either a put it on the floor
and then you fall on top of, it or b
put it on the table and then you still put
yourself on top of your.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Sandwich it's wrapped up in. Paper, YEAH i, STILL i
don't know.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
You fall all the time, anyway mind as, well just
let it flip on a. Sandwich, yeah, ANYWAY i thought
that was. Funny so if you're interested in watching those
kind of, videos they are super. Trending The Federal Trade
commission is warning people about a new. Scam this one
is a text message Involving. Amazon people are receiving text
messages claiming to be From amazon saying an item that
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you purchase has been, recalled and then it includes a
link offering a full. Refund don't do. It it's a, scam.
DUDE i get this so.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Often i've already on one that's about.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
IT i don't click on, anything so it's, like why
would any business use text messaging as a means of.
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Communication NOW i get a text like, THAT i do
not click on. IT i don't care what it is mean.
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Either even my waxes they're, like, hey please confirm your,
like please, confirm And i'm, Like i'm not getting got
and then they call me Miss hodgy and will you be,
yes this is a better way to. COMMUNICATE i feel safe,
Anyway so be careful out.
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There.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
Now this is interesting because robots are in the news
a lot, lately but this time they're creating a robot
assistant to help you clean your. House not a, room,
ba we're talking about. Legos we're talking about that playroom
that you have in your house that your kids just
destroy right, away and then it's going to have its
own assistant that just can go.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Around and they come up Nosolutely, no have you seen the, Movie? Megan, yeah,
yeah we're back to. This, yeah, yeah, yes we're back
to The are you kidding? Me that's exactly what she
was designed, for like to watch your, kid to help your,
kid to pick up after your. Kids was she really
she was designed, yes like to be a friend to a.
Kid that's, Why, like are the dolls like a?
Speaker 4 (12:35):
KID i thought it was like kid's sister, kids you,
know my. BUDDIES i, mean this is definitely a, millennial
long time ago. Stuff but, like watch the kid pick
up after the.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Kid then and they made a.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
SECOND i can't wait to see the second to be
honest with, You but, yeah and she goes frecking crazy
and she even like.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Takes people LIKE i.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Don't know what it means to kill. People, YEAH i.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Didn't want to say that she kills.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
People oh that's. Terrifying well that's coming, too going to happen,
eventually the robots are going to take. Over IF i
can get one to clean my house for a little
while before they go, Crazy, Absolutely i'm fine with.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
That but it goes crazy on, you that's.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Fine prepared to. Submit i'd RATHER i would rather die
than do my chores around the, House So i'm fine with.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
That what is it you're supposed to get on, money
like to like submit to the new king.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
When a samurai so or projective it to the.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Robot Soon i'll be cleaning up after, them. Though it's
going be their. House that's how it. Works visuals are too,
clear but that is What's Trying To catch A cheater
is coming up right after. This it's The Juble. Show
it's time.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
To catch A. Cheater only on The Jubile.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Show bill is on the phone today for to catch
a cheater and he thinks that his wife of eleven
years might be. Cheating so and a few, minutes we're
going to call her and see if we can catch
her if she, is but hopefully she. Isn't, bill what's going, on?
Man why do you think your wife?
Speaker 10 (13:59):
CHEATING i know that she has like, insomnia so sometimes
if she can't, sleep so go down to the market
for you know Whatever sunday drinks to. Eat but that's really,
rare but lately it's been pretty. Constant so at least
four times now That i've woken, up she's not been
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in the, house you, know not even, then you, know
not even like the next room or. Anything SO i
asked her about. It she just, says you, know it's
to my. Insomnia SO i took that at face. Value
and THEN i noticed there's weird charges on our bank,
account like at weird times in the, morning so it's
it's not like too much money or. Anything BUT i
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can just tell that this has been happening more and.
More so that's the nothing bolth of.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
It she just tells you that she has, insomnia but
doesn't tell you where she's.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Going, WELL i.
Speaker 10 (14:52):
Mean that's kind of Where i'm, yeah hoping it's not
my worst, fear which would be, infidelity BUT i, MEAN i,
mean my. WIFE i will, say she's very, attractive and
it wouldn't surprise me if some you know guy was
trying to weasel his way into her bad when she's
not sleeping with. Me but But i'm not saying. That
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i'm not like saying that my wife is permissu with you,
Know i'm Not i'm not saying. That i'm just she's very,
attractive SO i would doubt it if she's has attention
from other. Men and that's Why i'm calling you.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
Guys is she doing anything else other than not being?
HOME i, mean which is you, know it's kind of.
ODD i feel like there's so many questions to, that
but she isn't really giving them to you at the.
Moment but, yeah outside of, that have there been other
things that have happened that are maybe giving you that?
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Vibe are you guys so?
Speaker 6 (15:43):
Close, WELL i mean we're pretty.
Speaker 10 (15:47):
MUCH i mean we don't really go, out you, know
Every we don't have date night every week or. Anything
and to her, credit you, know that's something THAT i
think couple of should do when she's you, know voice
or opinion that you, know we never go, out AND i,
MEAN i think that's a good idea as a couple
to go. Out But i'm just you, know after, Work
i'm just really, tired and So i'm not ready to
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go out until you, know ten, eleven you, Know i'm
not the one with in, somnia SO i need to
get my rest before, work SO i don't, know you,
know she kind of took that as a personal, attack
and she was saying, about, how you, know we've become old.
People you've seeing commercials you only just like sit on
the front, porch and you want me to take up,
knitting AND i, Mean i'm just, LIKE i do want
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to go out with, her But i'm just like mentally
spent by the end of.
Speaker 6 (16:32):
The, day you.
Speaker 10 (16:33):
Know so that's kind of WHAT i guess the tipping
point that WAS i don't, know like a month or so,
ago and we had this kind OF i don't, know
it's not like a full boar, fight but you, know
a disagreement where we weren't having a civil. Conversation but
and that led me to you, know the last LIKE i,
said the last couple of, weeks these four times And
i've woken up and she's not been, there and you,
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know just kind of, says you, Know i'm just dealing
with my.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
Insomnia, YEAH i just understand being concerned in that. Moment
has she dealt with insomnia in the. PAST i, mean
you guys have been married for eleven. Years so if
she ever had insomnia, before what would she?
Speaker 10 (17:06):
Do oh, yeah, no, no, no, Yeah like this is something
THAT i, mean as long as there's not a, Couple
i've always been able to sleep like the, dead and
unfortunately something she doesn't, have you, know the ability to
sleep in the. Night so, this the, insomnia is not
the thing that's thrown me. Off it's just the you,
know the weird charge of the weird times of the
morning in the bank. Account so you can't, really you,
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know just as merchant. Services it doesn't say you, know you,
know it doesn't say like the particular grocery store or
gas station or you, know fill fill in the, blanket
just has like a merchant.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Services, okay, yeah, okay you already told us what grocery.
Store you guys are rewards card remembers, that so play a,
song come, back and then call her and pretend to
be from the grocery store and say that she's this
month's lucky winner of free flowers delivered from our floral,
apartment our way of saying thank you for, shopping and
see if she sends them to you or to somebody. Else, okay,
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hey better you than. Me, yeah all, right, Man LIKE i,
SAID i hope she's not, cheating but we'll find out
for you right. It for, this you're right in the
middle of to catch a, cheater And bill is on the.
Phone he thinks that his, Wife kathy of eleven, years
might be. Cheating so in a, second we're gonna call
her and pretend to be from the grocery store that
she's a rewards card member at and say that every single,
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month we choose one random rewards card member who gets
free flowers delivered from our floral, department and we'll see
if she sends those to him or to somebody. Else but, First,
bill why don't you catch everybody up on your? Situation,
well like you, said.
Speaker 10 (18:32):
My wife AND i have been early eleven. YEARS i
hope she's not, cheating But i'm looking for an answer
on why she's dealing with her, insomnia which is a
thing That i've known about for as long spent, together
and these past couple of, weeks When i've asked her about,
it she's kind of brushed me. Off and then When
i've looked into our bank, Account i've seen weird charges
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at weird times in the morning THAT i can't readily explain,
away and she doesn't seem too willing to divulge information about.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
That all, right well we'll call it right now and
see if we can figure it out for.
Speaker 12 (19:03):
You are you, ready, hey figure?
Speaker 10 (19:06):
Cross all, right here we.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Go, Hello, hi this Is jordan calling FROM i was
looking for a rewards card Member.
Speaker 12 (19:24):
Kathy, yes it's a.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
She Hell, Kathy please don't hang. Up this is not
a marketing phone. Call i'm actually calling just to say.
Congratulations you're this month's big.
Speaker 13 (19:32):
Winner yeah, Okay also where DID i?
Speaker 6 (19:38):
Win?
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Oh maybe you haven't seen the. Signs so every single
month we choose one Random awards card member who gets
free flowers deliver from our new floor. Apartment so you've
won thirty six longstin red, roses a box of, candy your,
chocolates and car to be delivered to anybody that you
want to within The United, states absolutely. Free oh that's so.
Speaker 14 (19:55):
Sweet, Okay WELL i appreciate, It thank, you.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Well thank you for. Shopping we really do appreciate your.
Business if you know who you want to send them,
TO i can take down the information in just a
couple of. MINUTES i can do it over the.
Speaker 12 (20:07):
Phone, yeah that's, FINE i. Can i'll have you send
them to my. Husband, so, okay.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
What's your husband's?
Speaker 15 (20:14):
Name?
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Bill he would you like to put anything on a
card To? Bill?
Speaker 12 (20:20):
Sure SHOULD i just tell?
Speaker 11 (20:23):
You or, YEAH i.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Can put it. Down how long you guys been?
Speaker 14 (20:25):
Together, oh we've been together about eleven years.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Now oh, wow that's a long. One IF i was
with somebody for eleven, years SO i would be SOMETIMES
i probably wouldn't help myself, up you, know be windows
shopping a little.
Speaker 14 (20:38):
Bit so you're in it for.
Speaker 13 (20:41):
The long, haul you, know it's there's ups and.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Downs AND i just wondered if you're you, know you're
a cheat on your husband or anything like.
Speaker 14 (20:48):
That, no, no not everything about it.
Speaker 8 (20:53):
Ever?
Speaker 13 (20:54):
Wait, wait what is going?
Speaker 1 (20:55):
On what's going? On is this is Actually jubil from
The Jebel. Show it's a your? Show, HI i mean
also on the, Show, hi And I'm. Victoria we do
a segment that's called to catch A. Cheater so if
somebody suspects their significant other of, cheating they see who
they send flowers. To and your, Husband bill is actually
on the.
Speaker 13 (21:13):
Phone, what oh my, god what is going?
Speaker 10 (21:19):
On we?
Speaker 6 (21:22):
Wait what's going?
Speaker 13 (21:23):
On?
Speaker 10 (21:24):
You, well, hon you don't tell me where you're. Going
and Then i've noticed the money that's been going from
our bank. Account it doesn't say like where you're, getting you,
know getting the money out of. It just see the
money leaving the. Account and you're not telling me where you're,
at SO i don't know what you're. Doing and it's
been like a one time thing or a couple of,
times been, consistent, yere SO i didn't know where to
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where to, turn where to, look so.
Speaker 14 (21:49):
Surprise oh, GRAVE I i'm sorry that you have gone
through this much. Trouble and, YEAH i Mean i've been
sneaking out if you, will But i'm not cheating on.
You i'm not cheating on, You. OKAY i just you
know WHAT i deal with at, night AND i get
bored AND i don't like going to, bars and you're
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a boring, moron.
Speaker 12 (22:13):
BUT i love you.
Speaker 14 (22:16):
Really sell out, Right SO i don't want to go
to like bars and stuff without. You so Instead i've
been going to the. Casino, okay that's that's.
Speaker 12 (22:28):
Me coming clean.
Speaker 14 (22:29):
TOO i will order just like a drink or two
and sit there for a little bit and it dons
me out AND i can relax and then come home
and get some decent. Sleep BUT i PROMISE i am
not out. PARTYING i, MEAN i don't know how to
else to PROVE i am not cheating on. YOU i
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feel bad THAT i have to do this and That
i've been lying to. You but at the same, time
the reason WHY i haven't told you is BECAUSE i
know that you a probably stay up and wait for,
me OR.
Speaker 12 (23:03):
B you'd insist on coming to the casino.
Speaker 14 (23:06):
With, me and then you'd hate it the whole, time,
Right And i'd rather that you just stay home and
you sleep and just let me do WHAT i need to.
Speaker 12 (23:15):
Do and you know that's WHY i haven't told.
Speaker 14 (23:17):
YOU i DON'T i don't know What i'll.
Speaker 11 (23:21):
SAY i, MEAN i.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Hope YOU'RE.
Speaker 10 (23:26):
I guess seeing Lady luck is better than seeing another.
Man i'm a little LIKE i, MEAN i know That
i'm asleep AND i would wait up for you if
that's where you, were SO i MEAN i. AM i, mean,
Yeah i'm a little kind of hurt that you don't
want me to go to the casino with, you BUT
i don't want you also like you, know whatever a
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clock and then walking around the house not you, know
just now you've be able to count cheap or. Anything
so and, honestly, HUH i mean IF i, didn't, like
if something really did, happen and let's, say you, know
got for bit and you didn't make it home BEFORE
i woke, UP i, mean what AM i you? Know
or you, know if YOU i don't know where you
are and you know you noirth of casino and something,
(24:09):
happened at LEAST i would know that's where you. Were
but just kind of being M I a you know
WHAT i? Mean LIKE i HAVE i, have you could
be it could be three states.
Speaker 14 (24:17):
Away you, KNOW i get, IT i get, IT i get.
Speaker 12 (24:21):
It, LISTEN i now you know.
Speaker 14 (24:25):
It's working for me for, now and, uh you know it's,
working and now you know there's no. Hiding you, know
maybe every once in a while you.
Speaker 12 (24:34):
Can come with me if you really.
Speaker 14 (24:35):
WANT i did, actually, LIKE i have a really good
night last, night AND i can actually.
Speaker 12 (24:43):
Even afford to take us on a little trip.
Speaker 9 (24:51):
One.
Speaker 13 (24:51):
MONEY i think we deserve to have fun and get.
Speaker 14 (24:55):
Out and, uh why don't you know we've been talking
about taking a beach trip and we should just do.
Speaker 10 (25:02):
It, well let's not say how much money you, won
but a beach trip seems like a good.
Speaker 6 (25:08):
Amount all, right good.
Speaker 10 (25:12):
Bag, WELL i Guess i'm glad THAT i thought you were, cheating,
said you guys are doing out of.
Speaker 4 (25:19):
It one way to look at it The jewel shows
to catch a.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Cheater good. Morning CAN i take your?
Speaker 7 (25:27):
Order AM i?
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Gonna?
Speaker 15 (25:28):
Tall?
Speaker 6 (25:29):
Trick had a large black?
Speaker 10 (25:30):
Coss large black?
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Coss do you mean a? Venty?
Speaker 6 (25:34):
NO i mean a?
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Large he MEANS aventi, yeah have the beest, funny.
Speaker 16 (25:37):
Venty is, large no venty is Twenty, Danny.
Speaker 6 (25:41):
Yeah large is.
Speaker 10 (25:42):
Large in, fact coll.
Speaker 6 (25:43):
Is large and gande Is spanish for. Large ventis the
only one that doesn't mean. Large it's also the only
one That's. Italian congratulations for stupid in three.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Languages almost time For america's favorite trivia, Game you Versus.
Victoria your chance to take on our Own Victoria ramirez
in a game of trivia For mariner's tickets, Today and
if you think you have what it takes to Be,
victoria call us right now eight eight eight three four
three one oh six one eight eight eight three four
three one o six. One you can also dm us
at the jubilshow dot com or go to The jebilshow
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dot com dm us at The Jebel show or go
to the jewelshow dot com if you think you have the.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Stuff, Yeah i'm not gonna.
Speaker 11 (26:22):
Lie.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Guys my ears are. POPPING i feel pretty freaking great.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
TODAY i knew Allergy madison really kicked. In, Huh, well as.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
Long AS i can, hear because it's pretty hard to
play this game when you can't. Hear it's hard to
play this game, normally but what you can't hear it
makes it.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Harder you think your answers were actually better the other
day when you couldn't, Hear.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
Well oh, well, YEAH i don't know what to say to.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
THAT i don't think she really said. Anything, alright who
play you Verus? Victoria right after? This it's The Juble.
Speaker 16 (26:48):
Show what only some sort of mentally challenged, Aarhea.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
No not EVEN i didn't say. That it was, like
why AM i you even listening to to begin?
Speaker 6 (26:58):
With your virgin you can't.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Try it's time For america's favorite trivia, Game You Versus.
Victoria your chance to take On Victoria ramirez For Lil
wayne tickets. Today let's me our contestant for TODAY'S u Versus. Victoria,
matthew what's, Up, matthew how are.
Speaker 11 (27:14):
You i'm doing, good so.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Fabulous thank you for. Asking do you think you have
what it takes to Be? Victoria? Yeah pretty?
Speaker 2 (27:24):
SURE i feel like what's like pretty?
Speaker 3 (27:26):
Sure LIKE i don't know if you, heard but like
my ears are popping, today so might Mean I'm.
Speaker 9 (27:34):
Julie did say you did better with them?
Speaker 7 (27:35):
Popping but you, Know, okay we're gonna Send victoria locked
in that out of the studio and while she's, Leaving,
matthew the game is played like.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
This you have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as.
Possible if you don't know, one just say, passed And
victoria has to beat you outright to. Win, okay all,
right sound?
Speaker 10 (27:55):
Good all?
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Right are you?
Speaker 10 (27:56):
Ready, yes, sir here we, Go.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Matthew you're time. Starts.
Speaker 4 (28:02):
Now what planet is closest to the, Sun. Murcury what
is the name Of Elvis Presley's memphis home.
Speaker 6 (28:11):
Pat.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
In what year was the First apple iPhone? Released?
Speaker 6 (28:17):
Uh two thousand and.
Speaker 4 (28:18):
One which basketball legend appeared alongside The Looney tunes characters
in Space Jam? Jam what language is primarily spoken In?
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Brazil?
Speaker 4 (28:29):
Uh?
Speaker 9 (28:31):
Spanish all, right got that.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
In we'll Bring victoria back into the, studio and while
she's getting, Settled, matthew here's a question for you if
your person if your personality was a, flavor what would
it taste? Like and?
Speaker 14 (28:42):
Why?
Speaker 1 (28:43):
WOW i like, This.
Speaker 6 (28:45):
Doctor.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Pepper WHY whoa.
Speaker 10 (28:51):
Got twenty three great?
Speaker 9 (28:52):
Flavors you can always have a different, personality all.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Right so you got you got a bunch of different. Personalities,
okay do you work for Doctor, Pepper? Victoria if your
personality were a, flavor what would it taste?
Speaker 10 (29:04):
Like and?
Speaker 2 (29:04):
WHY i was just.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
Gonna say birthday cake because it's like a.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Surprise like a surprise in your, mouth like a.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
Party OH i like, That Dr.
Speaker 4 (29:13):
PEPPERBRITTER i mean it was pretty accurate when it was
the wholesome birthday cake, part not the.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Surprise here we go thirty, seconds as many questions as.
Possible if you don't know, one just say pass and
you have to Beat matthew outright to, Win And, matthew
you can Tell victoria when to go go?
Speaker 9 (29:32):
Ahead And.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Viatoria what planet is the closest to the?
Speaker 6 (29:35):
Sun?
Speaker 2 (29:36):
Uh oh oh oh wait? Wait can we?
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Second?
Speaker 4 (29:40):
OH i DON'T i don't Know. Venus what is the
name Of Elvis Presley's Memphis.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
HOME i don't think that's. RIGHT i think it's. Ours.
Wait what's the name Of?
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Elvin?
Speaker 3 (29:48):
Oh, oh, Oh?
Speaker 4 (29:49):
Graceland and what year was the First apple iPhone? RELEASED
i don't know in nineteen? Eighties which basketball legend appeared
alongside The Looney tunes characters in?
Speaker 1 (29:59):
Space what language is primarily spoken In? Brazil?
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Oh? Spanish Brazilian spanish For.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Spanish, yeah, alright let's send it over to the scoreboard
and see how you guys did with our. Scoreboard our
social media Producer.
Speaker 14 (30:16):
Gabby matthew got one correct When victoria got To.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Matthew it's a rare victory For victoria beat.
Speaker 11 (30:27):
You, wait, wait, wait hold, On, yeah you guys said.
Speaker 9 (30:31):
You didn't say what year.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Though, oh that's. TRUE i guess you couldt. It.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
Bro wait what, NO i got wait?
Speaker 1 (30:37):
What, okay so we'll have to give that one to you,
then so it's a. Tie, matthew you. Win, wait that's not.
Fair why is it a?
Speaker 4 (30:43):
Tie, well because it's like you were right and then
he was right if it was the Second Looney.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Tunes oh, yeah, NO i was.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Right you were only counting the first.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
One, bro matth what the, heck And, matthew you Got
Little waite tickets, too just for. Playing so congratulations.
Speaker 12 (30:59):
Sweet let's get.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
The answers now With. Nina it's not gonna let you Fa,
yeah literally COULD i never had to get a?
Speaker 2 (31:06):
Win you could just let me.
Speaker 4 (31:07):
Happen the planet that is closest to the sun Is.
Mercury the name Of Elvis Presley's memphis home Is. Graceland
the year that the First apple iPhone that was released
was two thousand and. Seven, really the basketball legend that
appeared alongside The Looney tunes and the first face jam
Was Michael jordan and the second space jam it Was
Lebron James. Brow the language that's primarily spoken In brazil Is.
(31:32):
Portuguese that sounds.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Correct, matthew thank you for. Playing. Yeah we Play Verse
victoria the same time every single weekday. Morning remember if
you want to, play all you have to do is
dm us at The Jubil show or go to The
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Com oh, man she's back for another first date follow.
Up Sally, sell what's? Up how are you?
Speaker 12 (32:02):
Hi this is the last.
Speaker 13 (32:04):
Day Hey stlly, sol.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
So we have you on again for you're getting ghosted? Again.
Speaker 16 (32:10):
HUH i mean it's crazy out, there, Okay like you
guys need to dust off these like, Scrubs LIKE i
am not having it like Emerged they're back on the
scene And i'm not feeling.
Speaker 12 (32:25):
It LIKE i deserve my Jay z LIKE i, am you.
Speaker 16 (32:29):
KNOW i am The beyonce of today and like like
a young up and Coming. BEYONCE i love.
Speaker 3 (32:36):
That.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Proclaimed so last last time you were, on the guy
was ghosting you because you made out with another guy
in the club but you thought you were kissing.
Speaker 16 (32:44):
Him oh my, god, Whatever like he totally disappeared and
like it was it was, dark there were like strobe
lights AND i had glitter in my eyes because like
they'rely even see and LIKE i don't, know they kind
of smelled the. Same and then he called me like he's,
upset but like he left, Me like what WAS i
supposed to? Do like just be alone and like not
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enjoying myself, Right like what do you want me to?
Speaker 1 (33:08):
Do and now you want us to call a guy Named? Brandon?
Speaker 12 (33:11):
Yes? Please. Okay so we went to this amazing.
Speaker 16 (33:16):
Food, festival and it was, Perfect like every bite was,
flirtatious you, know like, yeah like like central you.
Speaker 13 (33:26):
Know it was like like, dumplings you, know and like hot.
Speaker 16 (33:30):
CHICKEN i was, slow you, know and then they had
this like big stupid boor and they eat like a,
caveman you know WHAT i. Mean and it was just
like it was. Hot it was like messy but, hot you,
know like. Chemistry AND i.
Speaker 8 (33:45):
Mean he was a.
Speaker 12 (33:46):
GENTLEMAN i was so.
Speaker 16 (33:48):
Taken, back you, know like he even offered me a
napkin for my corn because like the juice got all
over my.
Speaker 12 (33:54):
Face, kid and it was like low key. Gross and.
Speaker 16 (33:58):
He was so total that moment and like kind of
dabs the court in the house and he, yeah he
was sweet and he was looking out and you, know
he just had like a quiet confidence and he gives
off this sube like a journal AND i take care
of my, cuticles you, know like that kind of. Energy,
Okayah so Like i'm, like, okay keeps. It keeps his hands,
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clean you, know that's actually important in the, Bedroom like
girls might understand, that like wash your.
Speaker 13 (34:27):
Hands SO i.
Speaker 12 (34:30):
Like, that and you, KNOW i just LIKE i really
needed that that.
Speaker 16 (34:33):
Night so he just like brought that, calming, soothing you,
know sanitized energy THAT i kind of need to have.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
A little sanitized.
Speaker 4 (34:42):
Energy so what could have gone? Wrong it sounds like
you guys are having a great.
Speaker 12 (34:45):
Time, Okay WELL i might have got a little carried.
Away you.
Speaker 16 (34:50):
Know it's like opposites attract kind of, thing like like
he so he was kind of he was being able
to like shy and, reserved AND i took that as,
like you, know maybe like come, hither you, Know and
my vibe was more like flirty And i'm a toucher
LIKE i, touch you, know that's one.
Speaker 13 (35:09):
Of my love, Languages LIKE i love physital.
Speaker 16 (35:11):
Touch and they were sitting in line for ampanadas AND
i kind of grabbed his butt LIKE i was just being,
playful and it was more like it was like two
handed affirmation of. Interest and THEN i went in for a,
kiss and you, know then we have this like public
makeout sash AND i mean it wasn't. Crazy it was
(35:31):
just like passion with sure.
Speaker 12 (35:33):
Dust you, know there was like you, know it was
just like it was.
Speaker 16 (35:38):
Beautiful it was, magical AND i JUST i don't, KNOW
i Guess i'm honestly. Confused BECAUSE i thought things were
amazing and like fun.
Speaker 12 (35:48):
And it's been like two.
Speaker 16 (35:51):
Weeks SO i, MEAN i APOLOGIZE i was being so,
grabby BUT i was just so, excited you, know AND
i guess, maybe like, SHE i don't, know you wanted
to take it.
Speaker 12 (36:04):
SLOW i, MEAN i want to take it. Slow i'll take.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
It, slow, Okay, Okay and that's why you think he
might be ghosting you because it got a little.
Speaker 12 (36:10):
Grabby MAYBE i was, like maybe too much hands on.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
Affection there's the double. Hands maybe he needed just like one.
Speaker 12 (36:18):
Hand, yeah like we needed a safe.
Speaker 16 (36:21):
Word.
Speaker 12 (36:23):
Okay, YEAH i MEAN i felt like he was okay
with what was. HAPPENING i.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Know, okay all, right we'll play a song come, back
and then call him and see if the hands were
the reason that you're getting ghosted in just a, second, right, yeah,
okay we'll get your first day follow up next right
in the middle of your first date follow up and
if you're just joining us a repeat customers on the.
(36:50):
Phone her name Is, celeste but she calls Herself Selly,
cell and she was on the show before for a
first day follow but now she's getting ghosted by a
guy Named. Brandon so we're gonna see if we can
figure out why he's ghostinger in just a. Second but, First, sally,
so why don't you tell us about your data again real?
Quick and why you think you're not getting called?
Speaker 11 (37:04):
Back?
Speaker 16 (37:05):
Yeah, hey, guys It's Sally. SAW i went to this
food fast with this like super, adorable, cute clean cut.
Speaker 13 (37:12):
Kind of, guy and, LIKE i just think maybe.
Speaker 12 (37:15):
MY pda might have done too much for.
Speaker 16 (37:17):
Him but like he was giving the vibes that he
was totally okay with it on the date and THEN
i kind.
Speaker 12 (37:23):
Of like squeezed this but and.
Speaker 13 (37:25):
Maybe that was too.
Speaker 12 (37:26):
MUCH i don't.
Speaker 16 (37:27):
KNOW i need to like keep my hands to, myself
but it's been two weeks AND i, apologize BUT i don't.
Speaker 12 (37:34):
Know MAYBE i was just a little too.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
HANDSY i feel like some guys like. That so that's
kind of we'll, see Right, yeah, yeah, YEAH i MEAN
i was into. SOMEBODY i wouldn't mind, it you, know.
Speaker 12 (37:46):
Let me, know let me know how you.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
Feel all, right let's try to figure it out for. You,
okay you ready for us to call? Him?
Speaker 12 (37:51):
Yeah, yeah let's do it all.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
Right here we, Go, Hello, hi, man speak To brandon,
please uh? Speaking who is, This, Hey, brandon how are?
You this is The Jubil. Show it's a radio. Show Hi.
Brandon I'm nina and my name Is. Jebel what's? Up
(38:14):
how are?
Speaker 6 (38:14):
You i'm Doing i'm doing? Well but what is? This
what shows?
Speaker 1 (38:21):
Us it's called The Jewbel. Show it's a radio, show,
Okay and we do a segment on a show it's
called The First date Follow. Up that is where if
you ghost, somebody the person that you ghosted can email
us asking to call you to see if you'll tell
us why you're ghosting. Them and we got an email about. You,
okay do you have any idea who would email?
Speaker 10 (38:42):
Us?
Speaker 1 (38:46):
YEAH i got, Okay, yes it is a Lest celeste emailed.
Us we talked to her a little bit about your,
date but she says you're a ghostinger and she doesn't understand.
Why so would you mind telling us why?
Speaker 15 (39:00):
UP i, mean the day was going great and then
she insulted me WHILE i was eating corn on the.
Cob and then she tried to seduce me with her
hands down my. Pants oh and it like in broad,
daylight like right in front of the pickle.
Speaker 6 (39:13):
Truck that.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
Kind of works. Out, now she insulted you while you
eating corn on the?
Speaker 15 (39:22):
Cob she, did and UH i she laughed at like
HOW i eat? Corn like she called me dainty and
then like tried to apologize by like getting very handsy
AND i asked her.
Speaker 6 (39:36):
To, stop and she like giggled like it was a.
Game and then like think she like chased, me.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
Chase you around the? Festival, yeah like how.
Speaker 15 (39:47):
Like trying to get away from her because she kept
on putting her hands down my pants AND i was
just like get away from, me like and it was
getting awkward BECAUSE i was like stop and she just
kept on doing, it kept on following me like with.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
That so, yeah and that's why you're. Ghostinger, YEAH i.
Speaker 6 (40:03):
MEAN i mean it. Was it was just it was really.
Awkward it was super.
Speaker 16 (40:07):
Awkward it sounds Like, brandon that was not cheating like,
rude that was fortitious pursuit like it, was and you
were into, it like, hello have you ever played tag?
Speaker 12 (40:20):
Before like this is just like adult, Tag.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
Brandon that's the Least she's actually on the phone and
wants to talk to.
Speaker 12 (40:26):
You, Yeah i'm.
Speaker 13 (40:27):
HERE i HEARD i heard it all rude.
Speaker 6 (40:34):
Screaming wait what did she?
Speaker 13 (40:36):
Do?
Speaker 15 (40:36):
Brandon you tackled me next to a funnel cake stand
and people were like.
Speaker 16 (40:41):
SCREAMING i was playing with, you like you were running
and like having fun with, it like that's not.
Speaker 12 (40:48):
Rejection that's for. PLAY i was like cheasing. In you
were like, huh like, laughing and it was like.
Speaker 16 (40:53):
An invitation for me to like got closer and like
chef you spot like, what like why are you leading me?
Speaker 11 (40:59):
On?
Speaker 12 (40:59):
Then like why were you playing into?
Speaker 6 (41:01):
IT i was looking back to see IF i needed to.
Speaker 10 (41:05):
Talk.
Speaker 15 (41:05):
Celesti you tried to stick your hands and my jeans
in line behind a family of four and we're. Screaming
SO i gave my, Quote Selley cell is gonna get.
Speaker 16 (41:16):
YOU i go by my stage name often that's not,
unusual like this Is Sally. Cell and you acted like
that wasn't the most exciting thing that happened to you all,
year like thanking.
Speaker 6 (41:30):
Me it was the most time that.
Speaker 16 (41:33):
Much, Wow well listen with With Sally, sauce there's always. Excitement,
Okay so get ready AND I, brandon, honestly please don't
walk away from, us, please because if, you if you
are looking for a good, time Like Sally cell will bring.
It AND i am not afraid to bring the.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
Party.
Speaker 12 (41:54):
Okay so if you can't handle, it then you know
you don't deserve, Us.
Speaker 15 (41:59):
Selly so whatever your, Fun okay you, are you're definitely,
far BUT i am not built for your brand of
whatever the hell that.
Speaker 6 (42:07):
Wants so thank, you but no.
Speaker 1 (42:09):
Thanks, well hold, On, brandon would you like another day with?
Less we will pay for?
Speaker 6 (42:13):
It will that is.
Speaker 15 (42:17):
TEMPTING I.
Speaker 6 (42:19):
I like my meals and my, dates calm and fully.
Clothed call me, Crazy that's just.
Speaker 15 (42:25):
Me and, HONESTLY i do not get The selly cell
is going to get you out of my.
Speaker 6 (42:33):
Head it is just haunting me AND i just Can't i'm.
Speaker 12 (42:36):
Sorry, WOW i can't wait to want you in your.
Speaker 16 (42:39):
Dreams so just know that you missed out on a
lifetime of spontaneous.
Speaker 12 (42:44):
Spice AND i, MEAN i.
Speaker 16 (42:47):
Guess questionable public, behavior but like that's up to you to.
Speaker 12 (42:51):
Determine your fate has been. Determined NOW i feel very
much at peace with this.
Speaker 17 (42:56):
Decision, okay, whatever you know, what there is a line
of men waiting for me who can handle.
Speaker 12 (43:07):
This whole snack and us smack the same.
Speaker 1 (43:10):
Time so all, Right, Less i'm sorry it didn't work.
Out but another one, alright, yes, yeah you're going to
be all.
Speaker 12 (43:17):
Right, YEAH i guess another Whatever.
Speaker 1 (43:25):
Jubile's First date follow, Up it's time For nina's what's?
Trending have you ever heard.
Speaker 4 (43:29):
Of The spaghette or otherwise known as The nascar, sprits
maybe The Hobo negroni or the trailer park, sprits all
the same. Drink, NO i have not hear about it
because it is officially the drink of the. Summer, okay,
wait it's the end of the. Summer, well we're still
kind of in the middle of the, summer and now
they're coming out with the drink of the. Summer nobody's
(43:49):
coming out with. It this is what people have been.
Drinking this is what the cool people have been. Drinking you,
guys apparently we're not on that.
Speaker 1 (43:54):
List.
Speaker 4 (43:55):
Wow, however it also is a, good budget friendly. Cocktail
what it is Is miller High life talked with a
splash of apparol sprint or of, aparol The italian liquor
of the orange. Stuff, yeah and then maybe some lemon
juice so you fancy up your drink without making it too.
Expensive and then all of a sudden you have The,
Spaghette nascar, Sprits Haubra negroni or trailer park, sprits whatever
(44:17):
you'd like to call.
Speaker 1 (44:17):
It so you could be pretty.
Speaker 2 (44:18):
Good but he's out of. Beer it was With miller.
Highlights that's. Beer that's.
Speaker 1 (44:22):
Beer.
Speaker 4 (44:23):
Interesting, yeah beer goes with a lot of things people
don't know. About so liquor maybe, well maybe put a
little bit of that in there and you can call
it The victoria.
Speaker 1 (44:32):
Sprits.
Speaker 2 (44:34):
Yeah oh wait.
Speaker 1 (44:35):
A, second.
Speaker 14 (44:38):
That no?
Speaker 1 (44:41):
Hungry say that IF i have to.
Speaker 2 (44:44):
Talk, okay.
Speaker 1 (44:48):
Next. Story if you're interested in making some easy.
Speaker 4 (44:51):
Cash this is the new. Thing feet picks are so last. Year,
now all you have to do is make a video
of yourself blowing up a beach. Ball there's a new
demand for content that it's people that are blowing up beach.
Balls even scuba, gear wearing scuba, gear taking off scuba,
gear showing off scuba. Gear all of these things are.
(45:11):
NEW i don't want to call it a, fetish but
kinda that people want to see more of and are
paying good money.
Speaker 7 (45:17):
For.
Speaker 1 (45:18):
Huh, interesting, Right like why you're paying people to blow
up a beach? Ball, yeah you just sit there and
you blow up a beach. Ball, dang that's so. Easy
working too. Hard, yeah you have to do nothing but
blow it up. Easy, YEAH i, Know i'm spending my.
Speaker 4 (45:36):
Afternoon, yeah get a whole bunch of those things.
Speaker 1 (45:40):
Delivered we'll sit around and have a blow up.
Speaker 4 (45:42):
Party then the states stop.
Speaker 1 (45:47):
It what is from the state's most likely to engage in?
Speaker 4 (45:50):
Infidelity this is really interesting to me Because i've experienced
a lot of infidelity AND i wanted to check off
the states That i've experienced it in the states are
on this. List, wow the very first state Being New, York, Alaska, Nevada, Wyoming, Hawaii,
Vermont Rhode, Island, Georgia, california And.
Speaker 1 (46:10):
Oregon. Alaska for let me, Out alaska kind of makes.
Speaker 4 (46:13):
Sense it gets cold off, there, man you got to stay.
Warm but, ANYWAY i checked Off New, York, georgia And. California. Wow,
hey is not something to be proud.
Speaker 15 (46:25):
Of.
Speaker 1 (46:25):
People have you checked off any of? Those have you
been cheated on in any of those? States? Probably, Yeah
i'm SURE i.
Speaker 13 (46:32):
Have.
Speaker 4 (46:32):
Yeah, well just, guys never to be cheated on. Again
you know WHAT i was saying to. MYSELF i was
AS i was driving into work. Today one of my
affirmations is you're never going to be played.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
Again they can't play you tell yourself. That, YES i
was saying to, Myself now go To. Alaska It's lego
season And i'm not getting played.
Speaker 2 (46:51):
Or New york or on all the other.
Speaker 1 (46:54):
States, anyway that's what's. Trending jubles Dirty Little.
Speaker 6 (46:58):
Secret, Hello, hey, yeah hey.
Speaker 1 (47:02):
Secret.
Speaker 11 (47:03):
Yeah so it's a little bit. Weird SO i have
a friend who we've been friends for ten fifteen. Years
things started getting kind of serious and she wrecked her.
Car and it's one of those things where it's, like,
WELL i have like three or four, cars how about
we like do some trade, work like we'll hang out
every once in a. WHILE i was, like and SO
(47:24):
i gave her one of my. Cars well she died,
recently my, Daughter, yeah and her daughter wanted to buy,
it AND i was, like that's, fine, yeah just pay,
me you know whatever. Cost problem was like they were
never getting back to, me never getting back to, me
and so, LIKE i have a spare key for, it
AND i also have A gps in it BECAUSE i
(47:44):
kind of like to keep my, cars like know where they.
Are and SO i actually went and picked it up
from their apartment while she was out of, home AND
i was, like, oh, well they haven't called me for
like two, weeks so they obviously didn't want to buy the. Car,
well come to find, out they were On vaca and
they call me when they get back and be, like,
hey your car got, stolen And i'm, like, well technically,
(48:07):
no BUT i didn't tell them. That so That's i'm.
Curious what SHOULD i? Do kind of calling you, guys
what would you do? If DO i give it back to?
Them BECAUSE i technically gave it to, her BUT i
also have another friend that needs a car that is
also willing to give. Favors so, Okay i'm.
Speaker 1 (48:26):
Do you have a, soul?
Speaker 4 (48:28):
Sir because if this woman died and her daughter needs a,
car don't you feel like the it's his.
Speaker 1 (48:32):
Car she's a motherless. Child what it's my.
Speaker 11 (48:35):
Car it's my. CAR i gave it to her in
exchange for. FAVORS i get.
Speaker 4 (48:39):
That so if the daughter doesn't give you, favors you
want to give it to somebody else that gives you.
Speaker 12 (48:42):
Favors i'm Not i'm forty two years.
Speaker 11 (48:46):
Old i'm not sleeping with some eighteen year.
Speaker 9 (48:47):
Old that's just.
Speaker 1 (48:48):
Crazy do you have another.
Speaker 11 (48:49):
CAR i have like six.
Speaker 10 (48:51):
Cars, oh can you.
Speaker 1 (48:53):
Give one of the other ones for the favors and
that one to just you, know.
Speaker 4 (48:56):
Hey can you get any favors without cars or you
need alay to get favors otherwise you just GOT.
Speaker 5 (49:03):
I, mean.
Speaker 11 (49:05):
You, know, NO i got really really burned in my
divorce AND i do not want relationship at. ALL i
would rather pay for. It SO i guess the old
thing is you don't pay for the, favor you pay
for them to, leave, Right so, WELL.
Speaker 1 (49:18):
I think you give her the car that her mom
had and then just use another car for the. Favors
that's WHAT i.
Speaker 11 (49:22):
Think, okay, yeah and they did offer to buy the,
car but it's just one of those. Things it's, like,
man it's LIKE i don't know what that, dude.
Speaker 1 (49:31):
You've already stolen.
Speaker 11 (49:33):
PROBLEM i DON'T.
Speaker 10 (49:34):
I don't need the.
Speaker 11 (49:34):
Money it's one of those things like like she can't
have it in her name type, thing so it's it's
still my car in my. Name but, yeah when she
called and, said, hey the car's been, STOLEN i was, like, uh, okay,
WELL i Guess i'll make a police. Report and it's
like the whole time the car is sitting over at
my impound.
Speaker 1 (49:51):
Lot thank you for telling us your dirty little. Secret,
man good. Luck there's a lot of secrets ready to
see you.
Speaker 2 (49:57):
By what's your dirty little.
Speaker 11 (50:00):
Secret
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