The Full Jubal Show from August 5th, 2025

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
If you haven't seen the Internet today, there's a story

(00:02):
making international headlines about a guy in Arkansas that did
something so ridiculous and it has everybody laughing. But the
reason the story is funny might have to do more
with the location of the story than anything. Arkans. What
happened and why is the rest of the world shaking
their heads at us like we shake our heads when
we read a news headline from Florida. We'll tell you

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right after this, have you had your daily dose of
toadsuck yet? Excuse me? The Jewels show. I say that
because one American town is making international headlines because a
ridiculous crime that happened, and it has people laughing more
than anything, though they're laughing at the street that had
happened on because that's actually a town and a street
in America. Toadsuck Arkansas, Okay, justify I say, toad toadsuck,

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toad suck, toad suck Arkansas. And a story is making
international headlines out of toad suck Arkansas because a man
is behind bars after authority has responded to multiple nine
one one about a shirtless individual aggressively mowing lawns. He
didn't own while yelling this one's for the squirrels on
Toadsuck Road only Toadsuck Road, Yeah, for the squirrels. Deputy

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say Carlton Nutty Simmons, forty one was writing a John
Dear Moore, completely nude except for mismatch socks, a fanny
pack which allegedly had half eaten pop tart, three bottle caps,
and a glitter bomb in it. And when authorities questioned Simmons,
he told officers he was recreating a sacred, sacred squirrel

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dance and that's why he was doing it. He's been arrested,
but people are talking about the town Toadsuck now all
over the world because of the weird name and Toadsuck Road.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
When I think of a man from Arkansas, if i'man,
that's what I kind of picture now, the guy with
the fanny pack, the.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Fanny pack, no clothes on, and a glitter bomb baby. Yeah.
I think everything else except the no clothes on was
okay on Toadsuck Road. Yeah, you gotta work clothes if
you're on Toadsuck Road. Why would you name a road dat?
I don't know what it was inspired, Like, is there
toads on that road. Because of that, we've pulled up
some of the weirdest street names in the country. Okay,
go over some of those. There's another road in Arkansas

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called Far from Poop and Road. Stop it in Fanny, Arkansas.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Stop it right now. Who comes up with the names
of roads?

Speaker 2 (02:22):
I don't know, but you should allowed to be able
to make a road name intoxicated and I feel like
both of these were made under.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Far from Poop and Road in Fanny, Arkansas. It's in Fanny, Arkansas.
What's your address?

Speaker 3 (02:34):
Can you imagine telling somebody that, like, let's pretend like
you took a trip to California and you meet somebody
cool and they're like, hey, let me send you this letter.
You're like, yeah, sure, no problem, I'm on something poop
Road and Fanny.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
What the reason that they've named it Far from Poop
and Road is there are very few bathrooms in the town. Oh,
so you have to try far to get to a bathroom.
So it's legit just a very literal name.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Well that's kind of nice. Actually, it's very It tells
you exactly what it means. Would not make you want
to have more bathroom.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Here's another one of the weirdest street names in the country,
Windy Butt Way in Las Vegas. It's pronounced butte, but
nobody really knows that when you see it Windy but Way. Also,
no one is saying it that way when they read it.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
Okay everyone, but yeah, where are you along Windy Way?

Speaker 1 (03:21):
There's also a Windy Butt Ranch in Spring Mills, Pennsylvania,
and a Windy Butt Retreat in Clancy, Montana. Windy Bud
is a popular name. Who knew? I can see what
that T shirt looks like. Windy But you don't want
to be on far from Biggin Road headed to Windy
Butt because you might end up on Touton Hill Road.

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In West Simsbury, Connecticut. Somebody was really, you're just trying
to pull one over on everybody. How do you get
to Touton Hill High School? You have to take Touton
Hill Road. Of course, that's weird street name.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
Graduate of Tuton Hill High School. What's the mascot?

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Windy but probably Booger Hollow Road is another weird brother.
There's actually six states that have a Booger Hollow Road.
I hate that word. I hate that word so much. Why.
I don't know booger just bugs me. There's a booger
Hollow road in Georgia, Arkansas, Alabama, California, Missouri, and Louisiana.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
What if it is the same exact person going from
state to state, seeing.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
How many states you can get that one road in.
We're just going to travel and visit all the booger
hollow roads. There's also another road with a weird name,
Have it your Way in Eagle Mountain, Your Eagle Mountain, Utah,
havre have it h A V I t U R
E Way, Have it your way.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
McDonald's names like a fun one.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
There's a stut story making international headlines about a naked
guy who got arrested mowing lawns in toads U, Arkansas.
Because that we looked up some of the weirdest names
of streets in the country. There's a psychopath psychopath in
Traverse City, Michigan, so it's actually a path and a
psycho psychopath.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
No, that should be illegal, and I have I feel
very strongly about that. You should never be able to
name anything like psycho or like murder because if you
are running down the road and let's say you have
to call the police, someone's chasing you. You're gonna be like,
hey man, someone's chasing me. I got a psychopath on
my on my butt, like, oh my gosh, where are you?
I'm running down psychopath Lane? And then the next thing,
you know, the call drops. How are they able to

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find you? That should be not allowed?

Speaker 1 (05:36):
What do you mean how are they? How many psychopath
roads do you think there are?

Speaker 4 (05:40):
There?

Speaker 1 (05:41):
There's one in choctaw, Ellisville, Oklahoma, s Berry, Mississippi, uh
sidel Arcadia, and Lake Susie, Florida. So there's a few, few,
few psychopaths. Why would you name a road psychopath Road?
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
It just kind of makes me want to put my
eggs in the car and be like, hey, I want
to show you something. I'm gonna drop you off at home.
Here's welcome to Psychopath Road. And this one is extremely long.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
This is an extremely long road name, but it actually
exists in Houston, Texas. My way, which way? Right way?
That way? Straightway? Brokay, that's not even funny road. That's terrible.
Imagine having to type that. That's just that's not It's
another Jebile phone frame. Hello, Yes, Hello, this is Ted

(06:34):
Dibbodeo I'm calling from restoration. I was looking for Kristen
who has a very expensive Tiffany's vase up in here.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
Oh yeah that for you?

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Yes, ready to be picked up? I'm so sorry?

Speaker 2 (06:53):
What was that?

Speaker 5 (06:55):
Is it ready?

Speaker 6 (06:55):
Can? I?

Speaker 7 (06:56):
Is it ready to be picked up?

Speaker 6 (06:57):
That's our calling?

Speaker 1 (06:58):
Well, we have already picked it a up, Yes we've
we've picked all all.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
Of it up.

Speaker 8 (07:04):
But you know, I mean you're ready for me to pick.

Speaker 7 (07:06):
It up, like I could come get it today?

Speaker 1 (07:08):
Will Technically I guess yes, you could come get it.
But I'm calling to sort of go over some details
with you about that restoration of that Tiffany vase that
you all had. They're nice piece, probably pretty, it's pretty
expensive piece as well. Is there a problem?

Speaker 9 (07:28):
Will?

Speaker 2 (07:29):
You know?

Speaker 1 (07:29):
What my grandma always told me is that you try
to look you don't see problems if you see solutions.
And that's so that's the way I choose to look
at things. So if you're going to ask me, teddo
if there is a problem, I'm just gonna say no,
because there's always a solution for everything. That's what my
grandma told me. So I like to think that there's
just a solar creative way to find a solution for
something to happen.

Speaker 7 (07:50):
Okay, so you're saying there's a problem, but that face
is worth six thousand dollars, so there needs to not
be problems.

Speaker 6 (07:58):
You see what's going on?

Speaker 3 (07:59):
Right?

Speaker 1 (07:59):
Well? You know, like I said, this all depends how
you look at the situation, just like my grandma always
told me.

Speaker 7 (08:05):
So I don't mean any more Grandma stories.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
You like peanut brittle? Bind a chance you like peanut britle,
big peanutbrial fan?

Speaker 7 (08:14):
Why the hell are you asking.

Speaker 6 (08:15):
Me about peanut brittle?

Speaker 4 (08:16):
What is going on with the day?

Speaker 1 (08:17):
No, I just wondered, because I you know, some people
it's really a polarizing treat that peanut britle, isn't it?
Because some people really like peanut britle. Some people don't
like it at all. It's like one way or the
other with that.

Speaker 7 (08:27):
What does that have to do with you calling me
about my bait?

Speaker 1 (08:32):
Will? Okay, I'll just go ahead and get right to
it them, because I can tell you very concerned. Yes,
one of our work is he in the back? Then
I realize that that vase was all clean and ready
to go, and he thought it was a candy dish,
so he put some peanut brittle in it and decided
to heat it up in the microwave, which I don't
know why you would heat peanut brittle up in a

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microwave anyway, That's that upset me. But yes, so that
that vase is actually uh did gown? Now, I'm so
sorry to break that new tea is stating gown?

Speaker 3 (09:06):
You're telling me at a business that restores man peak pieces.

Speaker 8 (09:13):
Yes, some one took one of one of your employees
took one of those pieces and put food in it
and put it in the microway.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
Yes see, I'm.

Speaker 8 (09:23):
Just out of your mind.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
Are you out of your mind?

Speaker 5 (09:27):
How is that possible that.

Speaker 10 (09:28):
That could happen?

Speaker 1 (09:29):
And I want to let you know I did have
some harsh words with that employee. I said, I said, hey, now,
what are you thinking? That is a that is one
of our customers very expensive vases that you put printed
brittle in and put it in the microwave. I said
that straight to whim.

Speaker 6 (09:46):
You think that's being hard on employee?

Speaker 8 (09:48):
You said, are you kidding me?

Speaker 11 (09:50):
You should say what the are you doing?

Speaker 1 (09:52):
Man?

Speaker 8 (09:52):
You don't put antique vases in a microwave.

Speaker 3 (09:55):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 8 (09:56):
I don't even care about.

Speaker 12 (09:57):
The employee conversation, like what are you?

Speaker 1 (10:00):
I wanted you to fix it?

Speaker 12 (10:01):
So because you're telling me you've destroyed an.

Speaker 8 (10:03):
Antique family heirloom that's been passed down for generations.

Speaker 7 (10:07):
It's worth thousands of dollars, So what is happening now?

Speaker 1 (10:11):
Will? I am prepared to offer you some of the
peanut brittle that was brought in. It's very good, it's delicious.
We put that on a plate and wrapped it up
for you.

Speaker 12 (10:19):
Fair nows you.

Speaker 13 (10:20):
I've got it.

Speaker 8 (10:20):
You getting me right now that you're talking about this
peanut brittle?

Speaker 1 (10:25):
So you're not a peanut Britle fan?

Speaker 2 (10:27):
Is that?

Speaker 1 (10:27):
When I'm picking up?

Speaker 6 (10:29):
What if?

Speaker 3 (10:30):
Are you offering me peanut barol?

Speaker 8 (10:31):
You think I give a about peanut brittle when you've
destroyed a base or thousands of dollars.

Speaker 9 (10:37):
If you.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
Brittle, I mean it's top notch peanut brittle.

Speaker 9 (10:44):
I'm just.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
What are you doing about my? Hey, Christen, this is
actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone frank
on you and your husband set you up?

Speaker 6 (10:56):
Oh my okay, well I'm going to be a window soon.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
It's a joke. He said that you took your very
expensive vasin to be cleaned as he wanted to mess
with you. Oh my god, thank god.

Speaker 8 (11:10):
If I hear Peanut Birtle one more time, I'm going
to lose this.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
Wake up every morning with jubal phone Franks, it's time
for Nina's What's trending. CNN is reporting that there is
no song of the Summer. Yeah, I know, I was
just talking about that the other day. It's crazy. There
really isn't a song of the summer at all. It
is that CNN has weighed in.

Speaker 3 (11:30):
Now, Yeah, they have wade in and they brought up
that the top songs on all the Billboard charts are
like super slow kind of bummer songs, like you know,
the Alex Warren song that's just kind of slow Vivy,
and then Justin Bieber's new album is like slow vibe.
I mean, not that that one should have chimed in. Anyways,
it's a little late, but it's kind of sad to
me though, because you know, soundtrack of the summer, soundtrack
of your life, like memories and stuff. I'm sure maybe

(11:52):
like you and your friends have a song that you're
gonna go ahead and dub the song of the summer.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
I mean, I don't think any song is a song.
I like the MGK song that he came out with cliche,
but I wouldn't. I don't think it became like song
that's taken over where that's the song this summer?

Speaker 3 (12:06):
Yeah, yeah, I didn't. Yeah, I know, because we're all
kind of sad about it. I feel sad about it.
Do you feel sad about it?

Speaker 1 (12:13):
I feel weird about it, Yeah, I guess sad. I
don't know. I haven't feel weird about it because the
usually there's always one song, whether you like it or not,
that you're like everybody plays it all over the place.
You constantly hear it, and it's like feel it's feel good.
It's summer says, you know, like go out and have
fun in the sun, whatever, live your life, do whatever,

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do what you want, be you and all all the
things that those songs say, and there isn't one. It's
just weird. Do you know what we need to do?

Speaker 3 (12:39):
What's that Jubile needs to drop a new song and
make it the song of the summer, or at least
for now, it's like the end of the summer.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
Who dropping a new song soon, but it definitely won't
be the song of the summer. May make me the
song of the fall. Yeah, it's more of a fall.
It's more of a fall vibe for sure. Yeah there fall.
All right, start that out. We're all a little depressing,
but all right.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
This story is absolutely wild. There's a Danish zoo that
is trending right now because what it's done is as
it has asked people to donate their.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
Pets to feed the lions. Oh, absolutely not. I could
not believe this headline.

Speaker 3 (13:14):
I had to read, like, read it further because what
in the world, because of course everybody's freaking out, like,
don't send your little puppies and like cats to go
be fed to lions. To be clear, what they're asking
for is pet rabbits, chickens, guinea pigs and small horses.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
If we send okay, first off, no horses you ride,
you do not to send them to the zoo to
get eaten.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
And bunnies and chickens. How are we gonna have eggs? No, no,
none of these. No, it's like saying all of the chickens.
But I agree with the no, no part, none of them.
Well you said that, I have me thinking like bunnies
lay eggs. Wait, no, no, notice the chickens.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
And they hop around their bunnies they're meant to be
eat by lions to flop around.

Speaker 3 (13:58):
It's just very disturbing to me. What weird thing to
ask for? I don't uh huh, I don't like this. Yeah,
but here's something you may like. There is a new
I won't call it new, but there is a calorie
burning trend that everybody is into, and it's juggling. People
are saying juggling is the move because not only does
it burn calories, but it keeps your brain active. So

(14:18):
if you're a juggler, you're ahead of the game.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
How much calories just juggling burn. It says about two
hundred and eighty calories per hour. Juggle for an hour
to get two hundred eighty calories.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
Okay, I'm so serious, but you are getting your brain
activated and you will be a very smart person.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
So they say to learn, Hey, now's a good a
time as annie. Yeah, I can juggle. I should just
start doing that. He man, go to the gym and
then juggle at the gym. Trend. Yeah, and that's what's trending.

Speaker 3 (14:49):
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Speaker 1 (14:56):
Caleb is on the phone today for a first day
follow up. He's getting ghosted by Naomi's. In a few minutes,
we'll call her and see if she'll tell us why
she's ghosting him and maybe get him another date. But
before we do that, let's talk about the date. Caleb.
How long has it been since you heard from Naomi?

Speaker 2 (15:09):
Oh?

Speaker 12 (15:10):
Like a week? Probably?

Speaker 1 (15:12):
Okay. Have you been trying to hit her up?

Speaker 12 (15:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (15:16):
That much?

Speaker 1 (15:18):
Okay, good answer? Actually, hesitation there. Let's talk about the date.
How did that go?

Speaker 10 (15:24):
I thought it went well.

Speaker 7 (15:26):
I mean we went to those uh you know, one
of those g y pottery places.

Speaker 9 (15:32):
Yeah, yeah, you know. It was romantic creatives, a little messy.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
That ghost scene that movie Ghost where they had the
glory thing. Oh yeah, did you guys to use the wheel?

Speaker 12 (15:42):
No, we didn't.

Speaker 10 (15:44):
I would have liked you next time.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
So how did it go with the pottery?

Speaker 9 (15:50):
I had a great time, you know, I mean we
were we were teasing each other, joking around, and I
thought it was nice.

Speaker 7 (15:57):
Did she not think it was nice?

Speaker 9 (15:59):
I don't know she ever.

Speaker 11 (16:00):
Talked to me I mean I must have gotten a
little too into it, you know, because like I totally
did the ghost behind the back moves. That's hot, though,
what where I kind of put my arms but like
from behind her, like you know what I mean, like.

Speaker 12 (16:18):
Like there was no wheel but just that, so you got.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
Behind her and put your arms around her and made
a mug out of pottery?

Speaker 7 (16:25):
Okay, we would you put it like that exactly?

Speaker 1 (16:29):
Okay? Did she like that?

Speaker 14 (16:31):
She?

Speaker 1 (16:31):
Was she laughing about it? Or did it seem weird
to her?

Speaker 10 (16:34):
I thought she took it well. I thought she took
it well.

Speaker 9 (16:37):
You know, she's she's kind of, you know, sarcastic, So
it could go either way, right, but I like it.
You could say, maybe she liked it and this is
a totally different reasons that she's go see me, or
she totally thought I was weird.

Speaker 12 (16:51):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
So did you guys just do pottery on this date?
Or did you guys go anywhere afterwards? Before?

Speaker 11 (16:58):
Uh?

Speaker 9 (16:58):
No, after we got some tacos and uh you know,
late night tacos. Good times.

Speaker 7 (17:04):
There was even a kiss, you know, not like fireworks
you ever doing iron?

Speaker 10 (17:08):
But I could see it. I could see it going somewhere.

Speaker 9 (17:12):
You know, potentially things could ramp up a little bit
with another date or two or whatever.

Speaker 3 (17:19):
Did it get weird at any point? I mean, it's
great that she went with you after potteryty at tacos.
That should be a good sign.

Speaker 9 (17:27):
I mean, I dare to try the firebomb sauce to
a taco place, and she did and then like almost
died and I was sort of laughing. I don't know,
I like I didn't know it was that serious, but
like she just wouldn't stop coughing.

Speaker 12 (17:41):
You know, someone takes like hot sauce to the dome
and it's like, Okay.

Speaker 9 (17:45):
They're coughing, fine, but like she just kept coughing and coughing.
And I was laughing at first, but then all of
a sudden it was like, oh.

Speaker 10 (17:53):
No, probably not.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
Probably not a funny moment. So is that the reason
you think she's ghosting you? Because you made her try
hot sauce and it was too oft.

Speaker 9 (18:01):
For I mean, it wasn't too hot, like she was
like not doing well turned color, you know, like yeah,
but I've had too hot. There's like too hot. And
then there's like, okay, excuse me, I need like I
need to go get tons and tons of rife.

Speaker 3 (18:19):
Okay, so you put her mouth on fire, so that
could be why you're getting ghosted. Possibly, what's the last
thing that she said to you? I don't remember night
sounds like this is a really great day.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
All right, Well we'll try to figure it out for you.
I'm STI trying to figure out what happened on your day.
But we'll play a song come Back, and then call
her and see if she's as why she's ghosting you,
and see if we can get you another date. Okay, yeah,
all right, play a song come back, get your first
day follow up next. Right in the middle of today's

(19:00):
first date follow up, if you're just joining us, Caleb
is on the phone and we're about to call Naomi
and Steve if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him.
Has been over a week and he hasn't heard from
her since their date. Before we do that, Caleb, why
don't you break down your day again for us real quick?
One more time.

Speaker 9 (19:14):
Yeah, so we did some mug painting, making painting at
the DIY pottery spot. H I thought she was super
funny and uh, you know, dry, and she actually laughed
at my jokes. Which, let's be real, is very rare,
and we got some light night tacos. I dared to

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try the hottest sauce. I thought it was hilarious, but
then it got weird. She was actually not doing.

Speaker 1 (19:45):
Well and you're laughing at some sort of crazy reactions
to the sauce.

Speaker 10 (19:50):
Yeah, yeah, but we did get there was a good
night kid, and she said good night.

Speaker 9 (19:55):
And but since then she hasn't responded to my text.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
All right, you're ready for us to call?

Speaker 4 (20:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (20:01):
Okay, Hello, Hi is this Naomi? This is hey Naomi?
How are you? This is the Jubil Show. It's a
radio show.

Speaker 9 (20:20):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria and I'm Jebel. How are you?

Speaker 3 (20:24):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (20:24):
Wait?

Speaker 7 (20:24):
Wait what is this real?

Speaker 8 (20:26):
Because I kind of thought these were just stage for
you know, YouTube or something.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
No, they're not. This is for real. Yeah, how are you?

Speaker 4 (20:34):
So?

Speaker 1 (20:34):
I guess you know what this is?

Speaker 9 (20:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (20:37):
I mean I've a little bit.

Speaker 8 (20:39):
I've heard it here and there, but I honestly just
never thought of this like real thing, like somebody wrote
it up or you know, I don't know. I've honestly
just never thought I was gonna get a call like this.
I'm a little unprepared.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
Okay, so are you cheating on anybody.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
There?

Speaker 1 (20:57):
Wow?

Speaker 8 (20:58):
Wait, just like dive right in and I mean I'm
not like cheating on anybody. I was sort of seeing
someone for a minute.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
Oh no, yeah, no, I'm just asking. Because we do
a few different things on this show. I didn't know
if you know exactly what we're calling. This is a
first D a follow up. So if you go out
on a date with somebody and ghost that person, that
person can email us to call you and ask why
you're ghosting them. So we got an email about you
from somebody that you're ghosting.

Speaker 7 (21:23):
Okay, is this about Caleb?

Speaker 1 (21:26):
Yes? Oh it is about Caleb. He said he liked
you a lot. He told us a little bit about
your date, but he's confused.

Speaker 7 (21:32):
Okay, you know what, I don't know how to say
this nicely. I'm just going to say it.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
Caleb is a minute a minuce?

Speaker 4 (21:39):
What?

Speaker 12 (21:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (21:41):
Okay? Why is he a minus?

Speaker 8 (21:44):
So the date was actually a lot of fun and
I did have a good time, but there was this
incident with like hot sauce and I genuinely could not breathe.
It was so horrible and aside from the fact that
it was killing me. People were like staring at me.
It was so embarrassing.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
He told us about that. Actually, he said he felt
bad because, like he thought, you know, it was just
too hot for you. But then he realized after he
was laughing at you that it was a really bad situation.

Speaker 7 (22:11):
Yeah, I was bad. I had a way to bring
me milk and honey.

Speaker 8 (22:15):
And then cayleb is over there making a like a
joke about some sort of spicy relationship. Well, I'm literally
feeling my cloak on my throat closing up. It was
genuinely awful.

Speaker 9 (22:26):
Oh wait, wait, wait, wait, wait to be fair, though, da,
I mean, you did survive, and the joke was pretty solid.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
He's actually on the phone listing I want to talk
to you.

Speaker 8 (22:36):
Why I feel like, yeah, oh my god, Caleb, are
you seriously put me in this situation after everything you
just pulled with me? Seriously, Like, I cannot believe that
I'm even speaking to you on the radio right now. Clearly,
if I'm not responding to you, then that should have
been like your first time.

Speaker 10 (22:57):
Oh yeah, but see, but you kissed me, so I.

Speaker 12 (23:00):
Was really confused.

Speaker 7 (23:03):
Here's the thing.

Speaker 8 (23:04):
You know what Honestly, I do regret that kiss, but
I think in some retrospect, maybe just in some way
I'm thinking about this, maybe the kiss had more to
do with I was hoping my mouth was still on fire,
So maybe.

Speaker 7 (23:15):
You could actually feel what.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
That you're ghosting him?

Speaker 8 (23:21):
You know what, I think it would have been really
nice if you had like actually took action when you
saw how much pain I was in. You literally just
sat there and were cracking up about it, like it
was honest.

Speaker 11 (23:40):
I mean, you know.

Speaker 8 (23:41):
There was also this other incident at the pottery place
we went to, also embarrassing, and I actually had the
manager call me about you specifically what.

Speaker 12 (23:53):
Yeah, and the manager did.

Speaker 7 (23:57):
You have your phone number?

Speaker 12 (23:58):
Well?

Speaker 7 (23:59):
I did to make the right vation to go, So.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
Why did they call it? What did he do?

Speaker 12 (24:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (24:05):
Okay, in line with him being a menace, apparently what
Cayla thought would be funny to do would be to
etch on the pottery help I'm trapped in this mug.

Speaker 7 (24:18):
Before they fired it, and Dave wore am you?

Speaker 1 (24:21):
And well what did you say after that? Naomi?

Speaker 8 (24:23):
Basically, I again in shock that I'm having this company
called me about Caleb being a jerk, and.

Speaker 7 (24:31):
They they didn't like this, like they thought it was funny.
They you know, they took it very seriously. And you know,
I actually had to speak to.

Speaker 8 (24:37):
The manager and the manager's being a total careen to
me and I was being so nice and I had
to make sure that they didn't ban us from that shop.

Speaker 7 (24:46):
Nammy.

Speaker 9 (24:46):
The joke is actually funny though, because all of these
people on the radio just laughed at it.

Speaker 7 (24:55):
Oh also, they told me that you drew a.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
Okay, so it wasn't what he wrote on and it
was probably that.

Speaker 7 (25:07):
I mean anymore?

Speaker 12 (25:10):
Can you Oh my god, you're.

Speaker 8 (25:14):
You're being really ridiculous right now, Like you might think
this is all funny, but you're a freaking adult.

Speaker 10 (25:21):
That's a great story though, being banned from upon.

Speaker 7 (25:28):
No, we didn't kicked out.

Speaker 10 (25:29):
We didn't get kicked out.

Speaker 12 (25:30):
Of the bar.

Speaker 7 (25:30):
We got kicked out of them. We got eighty six
from the DIY. It's more pathetic than getting out of
a bar. Getting kicked out of a bar.

Speaker 8 (25:40):
The fact that you can't even understand that just shows
your level of maturity.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
Would you like another day with Caleb? We'll pay for it.

Speaker 7 (25:49):
Oh yeah, absolutely, I am so ready to go on
another date.

Speaker 5 (25:53):
With him.

Speaker 8 (25:53):
Listen, Caleb, you might actually think you're a funny guy,
and maybe in some areas you are, but you're also
the time a guy who would be trashy enough to
get us kicked out of Applebee's A hard half.

Speaker 9 (26:06):
On it, I would never eat an Applebee's first of
all half taste. Okay, fine, you're not as funny as
I thought anyway, but oh yeah, did they still have
my peanus mug?

Speaker 8 (26:18):
Seriously, honestly, this is what I'm talking about. You're You're
just a disgusting person. I think you need to grow
up a little bit. And let's be real, You've got
a bunch of people on air laughing alongside you. You're
really not that funny. People are trying to wake up,
they're trying to have some laughs, and all you are
is some pathetic person on the line.

Speaker 7 (26:39):
Best of wake enough is a annial so grows Jule's
first date ball Up.

Speaker 15 (26:52):
What you just said is one of the most insanely
idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling,
incoherent response were you even close to anything that could
be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is
now dumber for having listened to it, I award you
no points and may God have mercy on your soul.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
Almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramires in
a game of trivia for Lil Wayne tickets today. So
call us up if you want to play eight eight
eight three four three one oh six one eight eight
eight three four three one oh six one. You can
also DM us at the Jubil Show or go to
the jubilshow dot com if you think you have what

(27:35):
it takes to beat Victoria.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
I forgot to tell you guys this weekend, but I
met a girl named Anna and she told me I
was a trivia queen.

Speaker 1 (27:42):
So it went to my head a little bit. I
do believe it. I was there for that. You were
so excited. Yeah, because no way ever calls me that.
If you want to play, call us up right now.
I'll play you vers Victoria right after this. It's the
Jubile Show.

Speaker 12 (27:56):
Don't call me stupid, all right?

Speaker 2 (27:58):
To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
I've worn dresses with high rques. But you think you're
an intellectual, don't you? Wape It's time for America's favorite
trivia game, You versus Victoria, your chance to take on Victoria.
Ramire is in a game of trivia for low Wayne
tickets today, and let's meet our contestant for you verus Victoria, Larry.
What's up, Larry? How are you not much? Man? Are

(28:23):
you ready to take on Victoria? Hey, Larry, I.

Speaker 10 (28:25):
Am ready to take on high Victoria.

Speaker 4 (28:27):
How are you ar?

Speaker 1 (28:31):
You don't want to say hi to We're all very
excited to have you on day, Larry, But I do
feel I think I'm very excited to be here. All Right,
we're gonna send Victoria out of the studio while she's leaving, Larry.
The game has played like this. You got thirty seconds
to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't
know one, just say pass and Victoria has to beat

(28:52):
you outright to wain. Okay, got it?

Speaker 11 (28:55):
All right?

Speaker 1 (28:55):
Here we go, man, Your time starts now.

Speaker 3 (28:58):
What is Rapper Eminem's real name, Washing Mathot? What show
currently holds Netflix's all time viewership record. What was the
first country to use paper money? What vitamin is primarily
responsible for blood blood clotting. What are the names of

(29:24):
the first father son duo to play in the NBA simultaneously.

Speaker 12 (29:29):
Lebron and Bronni.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
All right, bring Victoria back in the studio, and while
she's getting settled, Larry, here's a question for you. What
is the weirdest skill that you possess.

Speaker 12 (29:44):
I can put both had, both legs behind my head
and stand on my hands.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
What WHOA? I feel like I need to see this? Yeah,
me too?

Speaker 3 (29:54):
Do you?

Speaker 5 (29:55):
We'll not literally stand on my hands, but you know,
prop myself up on my hands with both legs.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
Wow, can you walk with them?

Speaker 2 (30:04):
No?

Speaker 1 (30:04):
Not yet.

Speaker 9 (30:05):
I'm sitting on the ground and I put one head,
one leg behind my head and the other leg behind
my head, and then I propped myself up on my head.

Speaker 5 (30:13):
I get it.

Speaker 9 (30:13):
I can.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
I can picture if I could do that. That's all
I would do. That's the only way I would sit, Larry,
everywhere I went. That's a park at the DMV, Wayne
Wayne in line at the d m V. I would
just sit there and do that. That's amazing. Wave it
people with your feet.

Speaker 10 (30:26):
Now that I got you, guys, is okay?

Speaker 1 (30:30):
Please do that?

Speaker 12 (30:30):
Larry?

Speaker 1 (30:31):
All right, here we go, Victoria thirty seconds answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just
say pass and you have to eat Larry out right
to win? Are you ready? Yes, Larry, you can tell
Victoria when.

Speaker 11 (30:42):
To go go.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
What is Rapper Eminem's real name?

Speaker 14 (30:48):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (30:51):
Mister?

Speaker 3 (30:52):
Which show currently holds Netflix's all time viewership recordaty What
was the first.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
Country to use paper money? Us? A damn is primarily
responsible for blood classing, right?

Speaker 9 (31:03):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (31:04):
Vitamins vitamins sea What.

Speaker 3 (31:11):
What are the names of the first father son duo
to play in the NBA simultaneously?

Speaker 15 (31:15):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (31:17):
Uh oh oh, I know it. I don't wait, they're
playing in it right now. What's his name? It's that
it's that one guy. He's really tall, he plays basketball,
and it said in the NBA. It sounds like you
got it, I got it.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
Let's see how you guys did and send it over
to our scoreboard, our social media producer. Yea heavy, Victoria.
I'm so sorry you did not get but Larry got
to Larry. Congratulations, you beat Victoria. You got Little Wayne
tickets too. You can celebrate and wiggle your feet above

(31:57):
your head. Yeah. Yeah, So you can go to the
show and you can sit there with your legs behind
your head, propped up on your hands. You might notice you.

Speaker 10 (32:09):
All right, Jobo, you know, I just wanted to tell you,
you know, you st Moses.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
Song on my Thank you bro. I appreciate it, man,
Thank you so much. I got new music coming soon too,
so you have to check that out of course while
listening to it. Well, your legs are behind your head.
I want to hang out with you, Larry. Teach me
to do that and we can just sit together like
that and talk.

Speaker 10 (32:32):
I'm looking forward to now you guys don't have my
buddy from Carolina here anymore.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
Oh that's right, man, Yeah, to listen to the show
for a while. Thank you very much, Larry. I appreciate you.

Speaker 12 (32:44):
Man.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
All right, let's good.

Speaker 10 (32:46):
Answer, great day.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
Yeah you want to hear the answers? Yes, sir, all right,
Nina's got the answer. Eminem's real name is Marshall Mathers.

Speaker 3 (32:54):
What's the Netflix show that is holding the record for
all time viewership is Squid Games.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
The first country to use paper money is China.

Speaker 3 (33:04):
Vitamin K is responsible for blood clotting, and Lebron James
and his son Lebron James Junior Bronnie.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
Is the dads. What I said, I said the tall
guy A yahil, thank you Larry having going man. I
appreciate you.

Speaker 9 (33:23):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
Yeah, we play You Were Victoria the same time every
single weekday morning. Remember if you want to play, all
I have to do is d m us at the
Jebel Show or go to the jubilshow dot com.

Speaker 4 (33:32):
It's time to Catch a Cheater.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
Only on the Jubil Show. Amira is on the phone
today for to Catch a Cheater and she thinks that
her boyfriend of two years, Ethan, might be messing around.
So we'll see if we can help her out. Amera. Sorry,
you have to come on the show this way, but
what's up? Why do you think Ethan might be cheating
on you?

Speaker 14 (33:48):
Hey? So I wanted to call you guys because I mean,
just it just kind of gets like a lot of
like the guest workout, so like some backstore.

Speaker 7 (34:00):
I teach English Lit.

Speaker 14 (34:03):
And I'm I don't know, I just I'm just really
like perceptive and I believe in a lot of like patterns,
and you know, I'm really intuitive and I just want
to make sure that.

Speaker 7 (34:14):
My judgment isn't clouded because this is my boyfriend. You
know what I mean, so we have been together for
about two years, that we have been living.

Speaker 14 (34:23):
Together for six months, and we have an apartment together,
so you know, I mean sleep and say bad, I
see his phone everything, and.

Speaker 7 (34:34):
I don't really know kind of like what's going on
because he.

Speaker 14 (34:41):
He's just like recently started kind of being a little
bit obsessed with his phone, usually late at night, like
we'll read something together, or we'll read individual in me
and then like tell each other about the chapter that.

Speaker 7 (34:51):
We read or something. But like we're normally never.

Speaker 14 (34:55):
On our phones, and he has been on his phone constantly,
and he doesn't normally lock his phone, but he has recently.
And I've known this just because like he was in
the shower and I was like checking the time, and
I just like tapped his phone and I realized that
it was now locked.

Speaker 7 (35:13):
And this wasn't a pass code lock, this was space
id like.

Speaker 14 (35:16):
Because we both like he works in tech and stuff,
so we're both like nine to five, we're both out
of the house, and at dinner, it's you know, we
always just kind of pay attention to.

Speaker 7 (35:25):
Each other and connect during dinner. And once again he's
on the phone and he's texting and he's doing that
like you know who you smiling at?

Speaker 5 (35:33):
Thing?

Speaker 7 (35:34):
Like he's like smiling at his text messages and I
keep going like, hey, like who are you talking to?

Speaker 14 (35:41):
And then he just goes like, oh, like it's just
like work, and then like puts his phone down. And
because of this, I've just kind of been, you know,
botting on his phone a little bit and getting a
little suspicious.

Speaker 7 (35:53):
And I don't know, just getting in my head.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
And I.

Speaker 7 (35:58):
Caught I glanced over and I.

Speaker 14 (36:00):
Saw a preview of a message, and I'm pretty sure
it said something along the lines of let me know
when she's gone.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
WHOA did you see who sent it?

Speaker 2 (36:12):
No?

Speaker 12 (36:13):
I did not.

Speaker 3 (36:14):
Is he is he texting at night when you guys
are in bed, or is he like playing on his phone?
Or it seems like he's constantly texting.

Speaker 7 (36:21):
It's it's it's not that he's playing or anything.

Speaker 14 (36:24):
It's like he'll like look at his phone and like
respond to something and kind of have it angled away
from me and then put it based down on the
on the nightstand.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
Yeah, okay, face down with the phone is kind of
a red flag. And yeah, you're right. Have you asked
him anything about it?

Speaker 9 (36:41):
No?

Speaker 7 (36:41):
I haven't because I I don't know.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
I just don't.

Speaker 6 (36:45):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (36:45):
I don't want to read.

Speaker 14 (36:47):
Into his facial expressions or get into my head or
you know, God forbid, he's shooting on me and then
he's lying and I or he's not cheating on me,
and then I think he is because I'm just I
don't know I.

Speaker 7 (37:01):
Way of doing it, but it removes all the guestswork.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
Okay, well, what's a service. Yeah, we'll see if we
can figure it out for you. We'll play a song comeback,
and you already told us what grocery store he's a
rewards card member at, So we'll call him and pretend
to be from the grocery store and say that every
single month, we choose one lucky rewards member who gets
a free gift from us and his flowers delivered from
our floral department, and we'll see if he sends those
to you or to somebody else. Okay, okay, thank you,

(37:26):
all right, we'll get you to catch a teeter next
if you're just joining us for today's to Catch a Cheeter.
Amira is on the phone and she thinks that her
boyfriend of two years named Ethan might be messing around.
So we're about to call him and pretend to be
from the grocery store that he's a rewards card member
at and say that every single month, one of our
rewards members wins a free gift from us flowers delivered

(37:47):
from our floral apartment. And we'll see if he believe that,
And if he does, we'll see who he sends him to,
if he sends them to his girlfriend, a mirror, or
to somebody else, and then we might know if he's
cheating or not. And Amera, before we call him, why
don't you break down your situation again real quick for us?

Speaker 14 (38:01):
Sure, we have been together for about two years, have
been living together for like six months. He's normally never
on his phone. He has been on his phone lately.
And then I saw a the fact that he now
has a lock.

Speaker 7 (38:12):
On his phone. Face I d and I caught a
preview of a message that was not super great to read.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
Okay, And what'd the message say? Again?

Speaker 7 (38:22):
It said, let me know when she's gone.

Speaker 1 (38:24):
Yeah, that's shady. I'm so sorry. Us feel crazy right now?

Speaker 3 (38:28):
I do?

Speaker 7 (38:28):
I feel experiencing.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
All right, are you ready for us to call him?

Speaker 12 (38:32):
All right, let's do it.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
Okay, well, hi, this is horrible calling from I was
looking for our Rewards card member named Ethan. Oh yeah,
hi Ethan, Please don't hang up. This is not a
marketing phone call. I'm actually calling to say congratulations, you're

(38:57):
this month's big winner. Thank you so much for shopping
with us. Hey, we're fotting for your in the offices
and everything.

Speaker 12 (39:04):
Okay, that's great, what happens.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
But oh well, maybe you don't know. Every single month
we choose one lucky Rewards member who gets a free
gift from us, and this month is thirty six long
stim red roses, a box of candy or chocolate, and
a card to be delivered to anybody that you want,
absolutely free. It's at three hundred and sixteen dollars value.

Speaker 10 (39:22):
Oh okay, that's nice.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
Okay, So the first thing I would need from you
would just be the first and the last name of
the person that you want to send them to, and
then if you want to put anything on a card,
and after that we'll get the address and that's it.

Speaker 12 (39:33):
Okay, cool. The first name is Savannah.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
Savannah. Okay, did you want to include a card to Savannah?

Speaker 12 (39:42):
Oh? Yes, and they can have it, say you've been
my sanity. Let's keep this between us.

Speaker 1 (39:47):
Right now, Thank you very much, Ethan. And the last
thing will be to let you know that this is
actually a radio show. It's called the Jebel Show. Yeah, hi,
I'm Nina, I am Victoria, and my name is Jewbell.

Speaker 12 (39:58):
How are you okay? I'm good.

Speaker 1 (40:02):
And we do a segment on the show that's called
to Catch a Cheater where if you think your significant
other might be messing around, you see who they send
flowers to, and your girlfriend of two years of Mira
is on the phone.

Speaker 7 (40:15):
Wait, what, Ethan, what the you're sending flowers my sister?
What aren't you cheating all you with my sister?

Speaker 2 (40:23):
No, we are.

Speaker 12 (40:26):
This is the call you can compete you on you?

Speaker 1 (40:28):
Well that's what the reaction is laughing.

Speaker 8 (40:30):
Yeah, okay, well what the hell is let's keep this
between us supposed to mean.

Speaker 14 (40:35):
And then also the other night on your phone, I
saw that message where it was like, oh, let me
know when she's gone?

Speaker 7 (40:41):
Was that from Savannah?

Speaker 3 (40:43):
No?

Speaker 12 (40:44):
Yes, okay, wait, let me let me explain. Let me
explain what's going on? Okay?

Speaker 7 (40:48):
And what the Ethan, why aren't you sending flowers my sister,
and you're not sending them to me.

Speaker 10 (40:52):
I will, I will tell you.

Speaker 5 (40:53):
Let me, let me explain. I'll explain. Okay, First of all,
I'm not cheating on you. All the people in the
world I would you, I would not see them with
your sister. I wouldn't get you with anything for anybody better.
She's been helping me plan your birthday weekend, and you
had a yeah.

Speaker 10 (41:10):
I mean we both here.

Speaker 12 (41:11):
You had a really rough semester at school, and I wanted.

Speaker 13 (41:13):
To take you away somewhere without you knowing all the
details in that message when I was when she was like,
let me know when she's gone, it was about you
leave an apartment so we can speak in decorations for
the pre the announcement for the thing that I've been.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
Planning for now, is your birthday coming up, Amra?

Speaker 14 (41:34):
I mean kind of it's been two months, so it's
not something that would need to be taken care of
like right now.

Speaker 7 (41:41):
I don't know. This kind of sounds like both.

Speaker 10 (41:44):
It's a big surprise, that's the whole thing. I mean, listen,
you know if I tell you.

Speaker 5 (41:48):
Anything about a surprise or even again, I guess that
we've done this a million times, and I wanted to
keep this really quiet.

Speaker 12 (41:53):
Saman has been helping me plan it for weeks.

Speaker 5 (41:55):
The flowers was just a thank you for going above
and beyond, because I haven't even gotten anything yet. I
was going to get her gifted, be like thanking for
all the help with the planning and everything, and this is.

Speaker 12 (42:02):
Just like, oh, it's free, let me just do that.

Speaker 7 (42:05):
I don't know, like, I just feel like you should
have told me something.

Speaker 10 (42:08):
If I do, you're gonna guess what it is. I mean,
I mean, look at you.

Speaker 6 (42:14):
You're weird, and you know me, I'm just reading into
everything and you've been really really weird, and.

Speaker 7 (42:20):
Of course I'm just gonna think the worst. And then
the next name I hear is like my sister's name.

Speaker 5 (42:24):
Well, you know me, I would never see it on
you with anybody, let alone your sister. And I'm not
smooth enough to pull off a lie. And what it is,
I'll tell it's a weekend get away. That's what I've
been planning.

Speaker 12 (42:36):
And it's a big deal.

Speaker 1 (42:37):
Do you have to text about that every night? A
weekend get away? How long does it take to plan?

Speaker 12 (42:42):
Okay, it's a very it's an all inclusive thing.

Speaker 5 (42:44):
It's a big deal. It's a plane trip and then
a boat trip. It was going to be like a
whole big thing. So there's a lot of planning to do.

Speaker 6 (42:50):
Yes, it is a big deal, okay, and you you
need my sister's help to plan that.

Speaker 7 (42:57):
If it's all inclusive, then why do you need my sisters?

Speaker 12 (43:00):
You know, well, first off, she goes on these trips
all the time. And you know that she goes on
these trips all the time. She goes on these planes
and helping those other stuff.

Speaker 5 (43:09):
Yeah, it is all inclusive, but there's a lot of
like things to get to where it's like I've got
to book the plane, I got to book the boat trip,
and then you get to the thing, and then there's
the things you can do outside of the place. She's
been to this place before, so she was telling you
all about it, and I was like, I don't take trips.
I don't know anything about this stuff. So she was
going to help me to get with the entire thing.

Speaker 7 (43:27):
And she's coming, no, no, but she was helping me
plan the internet.

Speaker 12 (43:32):
You can call her.

Speaker 10 (43:33):
You can call her and ask her. Now that the
surprise ruined.

Speaker 3 (43:35):
I need.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
See that confirmation.

Speaker 7 (43:40):
Yeah, I'm I would like to see I mean, you
don't have.

Speaker 6 (43:43):
To sell me like the place that you've booked or anything,
but I would like some some confirmation receipts and and date,
you know, so that because this just doesn't and this
is this is weird.

Speaker 10 (43:56):
I feel like just call call Sivent and I'll see
you need right.

Speaker 7 (44:00):
Now with all this, all the thing that I've.

Speaker 12 (44:02):
Been doing, everything, it's problem.

Speaker 2 (44:03):
But like what if Svan Like what if y'all made
up a story and like she has like on the
same story.

Speaker 7 (44:09):
Okay, well thank you for that, because now that's what
I'm going to be fair.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
I hope your sister's not I mean that's your sister,
I hope not. But receipts the Jewel Shows to catch
a cheater? What kind of ice cream do you like?
It's a Jewel show. No, Unfortunately, we're not doing a
contest or we're giving away scoops of ice cream. A
new study that's going viral that says you can tell

(44:34):
everything about your personality all based on what your favorite
ice cream flavor is. So we'll go over next and
you can see just how crazy or boring you are.
Right after this you can tell everything about your personality
based on what flavor of cold treat you like to
PLoP on your tongue. WHOA Jill Show, And there's a
new study going viral that says you can tell everything

(44:57):
about your personality all based on what your favorite ice
cream flavor. Is interesting, and we'll go over it right now,
so you can make my dream come true. You can
listen to this show while you get to know yourself.
WHOA anyway?

Speaker 11 (45:09):
Who?

Speaker 1 (45:10):
If you like vanilla, here's what it says about your personality.
Most people think vanilla is boring, right, But if you
like vanilla, if that's your favorite ice cream flavor, it
says that you're not boring. You're dangerously stable. WHOA dangerously stable?
You like to go to bed at nine thirty and
still wake up angry. Your idea of risk is buying

(45:31):
a sentim candle without smelling it first. Oh and you
once said live, love and laugh and meant it. Okay.

Speaker 3 (45:38):
Now, dangerously stable just means boring. Yeah, pretty much, Vanilla's
my favorite flavor it is. Yeah, I wouldn't. I wouldn't
call myself dangerously stable.

Speaker 1 (45:50):
Yeah, I don't think I would either. I call you
an adventure.

Speaker 3 (45:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:55):
I do like to try to get to bed between
nine and ten. Yeah, but you wake up at like
two or three.

Speaker 2 (46:00):
Yeah, And I wouldn't wake up angry. I always wake
up happy and exactly. It's like I feel like you
sometime to get more angry throughout the day.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
A closer it gets to bedtime, I'm more angry again.
I don't like to go to bed. I like to
be awake, so I get Yeah, that is at night,
I'm just like a toddler. I was gonna say, I
feel like I'm babysitting like that. Oh man, we're going
over a new study that says what your favorite ice
cream flavor says about your personality. If you like chocolate, oh,
it says emotionally, you're a Telenovella. Spiritually a thunderstorm in heels.

(46:31):
Oh is this you, Victoria? No, Chalco is my favorite,
but it's my second favorite. I like a thunderstorm and heels.
If you like chocolate as your favorite ice cream flavor,
you are the type of person to text backs, text
back with periods to a certain dominance. People think you're chilled,
but you're five seconds away from starting a fight with
your own reflection. You don't eat chocolate, it survives you.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
Oh, now that I think about it, Nina, you can
sometimes be like a thunderstorm and heels and.

Speaker 1 (47:03):
I am not offend. It's the best way possible I could.
Chuck is probably my second favorite. Oh dang, yeah, here's
another one. What's your favorite ice cream flavor? Says about
your personality. If strawberry is your favorite flavor, it says
your one Enya song from transcending this plane of existence.
I don't know many people who's who like strawberry the best.

(47:26):
I don't either.

Speaker 3 (47:26):
My niece does, so we always keep strawberry and the
freezer just because it's my niece's favorite.

Speaker 1 (47:31):
But you know, nobody eats it but her.

Speaker 2 (47:33):
I don't get any kind of fruit flavored ice cream
if you like what a fruit flavored ice cream or
eats some fruit like, I can't get behind the It
could just taste too much like I'm eating healthy.

Speaker 1 (47:43):
It says, if you like strawberry, you're soft on the outside,
but farrell on the inside. Oh yeah, probably cried during
a yogurt yogurt commercial once, and you refer to your
emotional breakdown as an aesthetic era. Can I just borrow
that line heatice Era. If mint chocolate chip is your
favorite flavor of ice cream, it says that you like

(48:06):
chaos with a hint of freshness, like murder mystery set
in a spa. I guess that makes sense. Chocolate chip,
but with a little bit of mint on it. Right, Yeah,
that's pretty accurate. The mint kind of gives you a
kick in your mouth. I like that you like murder
mysteries and a spa. That also sounds like a dream
like you, and says everyone questions your choices and you

(48:27):
brush your teeth. Sorry, never mind, I got confused on
what I was reading anyway. It also says, if I
don't care anymore was a flavor, it would be mint
chocolate chip.

Speaker 2 (48:38):
Actually, Nina, that is you to a tea because you
like murder mysteries and you like a good spat day,
But I.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
Don't like mint chocolate chip ice cream. Wow. Interesting?

Speaker 4 (48:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
If coffee is your favorite flavored ice cream, it says
that your blood type is espresso and they probably haven't
blinked since twenty twenty two. You cappinated. You schedule emotional
breakdowns between two to three pm, like meeting, and you
once said sleep is for the week before passing out
with a latte in your head. That I like coffee

(49:08):
ice cream a lot. I do too, Actually, really yeah, I.

Speaker 2 (49:11):
Like drinking coffee, but coffee ice cream gives a weird
taste in my mouth.

Speaker 1 (49:15):
You like the chocolate covered coffee beans the same thing.

Speaker 2 (49:17):
Yeah, But the coffee flavored ice cream, I don't know
what it does like when it mixes with the milk.

Speaker 1 (49:21):
It just has a weird flavor in your mouth. Okay,
If you like pistaschio ice cream, if that's your favorite flavor, ew,
that's my favorite. From a new study that says you
can tell everything about your personality based on the ice
cream flavor that is your favorite. You give off haunted
Victorian child with a skincare routine energy. Nobody knows where

(49:42):
you came from or where you're going. You read sad
poetry in public and own at least one plant that
streams emotional support.

Speaker 3 (49:50):
It's a money plan. Woh, and I call it money money.
This is right, that's hilarious. Says you chose pistashio on purpose,
respect it, and we also fear it.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
Yeah, fear it. You should fear it. For butter pecan.
If butter Pecan is your favorite. It just says you're
eighty four years old. It's time for Nina's what's trending.
And people just stay hating on Drake.

Speaker 3 (50:16):
It's kind of his own fault when you keep doing
things that are a little bit questionable, Like this time,
he's getting a lot of heat because he posted a
picture of Gracy Abrams again.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
So the first time he posted a picture of Gracy.

Speaker 3 (50:27):
Abrams in his story, it was because he was talking
about her song and he really liked it and he
was praising her for it. And then he just posted
a picture of her again, a selfie of Gracy Abrams,
and the captain was, I used to hate my birthmark,
but Gracy got the same one, so now it's art.
And then he followed that up with an old photo
of himself showing his similar birthmark.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
That he has on his arm.

Speaker 3 (50:50):
So I mean, this seems pretty like all right, whatever,
not a big deal, kind of questionable, weird, but people
aren't letting it go. So really, it's one of those
things where Demi Levado chimed into and she's like, get
a job.

Speaker 1 (51:02):
You know it's bad when Demi Levado's now clapping it.
She's like getting a job just as you and everybody's
running through it, even Jimmie.

Speaker 3 (51:11):
Levada saying that he's gone too far and that he
shouldn't be doing stuff like this and what are you okay?

Speaker 1 (51:18):
An odd thing to post?

Speaker 2 (51:19):
Well, Also, really, she's twenty, she's like twenty five. He's
thirty eight, Like I don't know posting a selfie that
she posted or whatever, like that's also kind of strange.
That's strange. And the things people have said about you
people who are younger. Yeah, Also, maybe just think about
things before you will like Drake.

Speaker 1 (51:38):
I hear you like him young? Oh yikes. She must
be his musical taste as well, that's what That's what
Kendrick was referring to. I think young popstars music part
of it. I did not aid well for d No,
not at all.

Speaker 3 (51:54):
The funny part is somebody went to like dig to
see if Gracie follows him, and she does, and so
can you imagine being Gracie your scroll and all of
a sudden you see a picture of yourself and it's
Drake talking about your birthmark.

Speaker 1 (52:04):
Would that be a compliment to you? Either of you?
Nina Victoria, If somebody anybody. It feels a picture of
you and you had the same birthmark, and they were like,
I used to be insecure about my birthmark, but now
I see that Victoria has one or Nina has one,
and now I'm cool with it. Would that be a
weird thing.

Speaker 3 (52:21):
If it would be weird, But you know, I probably
would take it as a compliment because I'm just like,
you know, great, I'm glad you feel better about yourself
because I have one too. But you know, I probably
would be happy if Drake did it.

Speaker 1 (52:31):
Also. I mean, I know it's weird, but whatever.

Speaker 2 (52:34):
Yeah, it feels someone I like, like like a musical
person that I like, a like Taylor Switch.

Speaker 1 (52:39):
I'd be like, oh my gosh like that.

Speaker 2 (52:41):
And if it has me to do with my work,
that's fine, No, it's straight. But if it's Drake specifically
you did that, and I it.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
Doesn't have anything to do with her work either, it
has to do with her birthmark, that to me is weird.

Speaker 2 (52:52):
It's like it's odd, it's odds a lot younger and like,
I don't know, you've got in trouble for those things,
and that's.

Speaker 1 (52:59):
Just to be annoyed me. Why, Like I've never been
insecure about any birthmark I've had, And then I'd be like,
what should I have been insecure about this? Because you
get your insecurities out of my head, Drake. Yeah, that's
your problem, not mine. I like my birthmark. Mell's just
trying to be soft.

Speaker 3 (53:16):
He's just trying to be vulnerable and let people know
that he's insecure, just like everybody.

Speaker 1 (53:21):
He can say that without a picture of Gracey Apron,
it's clear that you're insecure.

Speaker 9 (53:26):
Drake.

Speaker 1 (53:27):
Oh, we all know. We all say it's fine, you know,
we want you to be more secure, you know, but
it's very obvious you don't have to go to that length.
I don't know, man, I just don't know. These are
things I never thought i'd ever talk about, but here
we are. Headlines are headlining. Does he maybe like want
to work with her or something? And he's just trying
to take his shots that way to do it?

Speaker 3 (53:48):
I mean, maybe you're trying to like stay relevant and
like just like a young, like cool artist, right right?

Speaker 1 (53:54):
Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I always got a man though,
so not picking a young cool artist him. He's like
nobody else wants to work with me since that whole
Kendrick things. I think Gracey Abrams.

Speaker 4 (54:05):
Will Jewbles dirty little secret?

Speaker 1 (54:13):
Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 12 (54:17):
Yes, I actually do.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
Sweet.

Speaker 4 (54:19):
What is it?

Speaker 12 (54:20):
Well?

Speaker 10 (54:21):
I kind of have a crush on Victoria?

Speaker 12 (54:23):
Oh really, Yeah, she's pretty cute.

Speaker 1 (54:30):
She is cute. What is it about her? You think
that really just got you?

Speaker 2 (54:33):
Do you mean like the Victoria on this show? There's
a lot of Victories out there. I don't want to
assume like.

Speaker 7 (54:37):
You, Victorian, I'm talking about you.

Speaker 1 (54:42):
But what do you think it is about her that
you like so much?

Speaker 3 (54:45):
Well?

Speaker 9 (54:46):
Her voice actually caught my attention, and then uh yeah,
I google searched her if that's not weird?

Speaker 10 (54:54):
And then uh yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (54:56):
No, I mean in the job we do, I don't
think it's weird. You don't think you'll do that? Is
that weird to you? Victoria? Only it's weird. What else
comes up when you Google search me? That's kind of fun.
Now she's really letting this go to her head.

Speaker 10 (55:10):
But well, yeah, so that's my little dirty seekret.

Speaker 3 (55:16):
I guess well, I'm not done yet. If you want
to take Victoria on a day, what do you think
you would do? Or where would you take her?

Speaker 10 (55:23):
Oh for her?

Speaker 5 (55:24):
Or maybe I would take her to uh, you know
always john Always Spot?

Speaker 7 (55:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (55:29):
Maybe maybe there?

Speaker 1 (55:31):
Oh yeah, John Away has restaurants, you know? Oh, okay
something what about okay? What about chain restaurants like Olive
Garden or which one would you choose to take Victoria to?

Speaker 12 (55:44):
Well? I don't know. Victoria might deserve a little more
than that.

Speaker 1 (55:48):
Okay, that's a great response. And Sizzler what not?

Speaker 12 (55:55):
Mpler?

Speaker 10 (55:55):
No more expensive?

Speaker 3 (55:57):
She really likes muffins, so if there's an expensive muffin place,
that might be the Moon.

Speaker 7 (56:05):
I don't know a muffing spot.

Speaker 12 (56:07):
To be honest with you, I.

Speaker 2 (56:08):
Don't know what expensive muffin spot either, But anyone has
any ideas?

Speaker 1 (56:12):
Are you interested? Victoria?

Speaker 7 (56:14):
Anybody want to cut in on this?

Speaker 1 (56:18):
Oh wait, Victoria to see who you are?

Speaker 10 (56:20):
Uh maybe if she gave me her number.

Speaker 3 (56:26):
Let's start with Victoria dot Ramirez on social and that
what you are?

Speaker 10 (56:31):
No, let me let me gues.

Speaker 12 (56:37):
She's blushing right now.

Speaker 1 (56:38):
If she is what it's at, it's Victoria Ramirez. Yeah,
so hit her up on social. Okay, hold on, let
her know if you find that muffin spot.

Speaker 12 (56:49):
Oh what muffing spot.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
I don't know, that's up to you to find. How
bad do you want this date?

Speaker 10 (56:58):
It would be nice, It would be nice.

Speaker 1 (57:00):
Okay, well happy happy sliding in the d N. Yeah,
we'll see what happens. Thank you for your dirty little secret.

Speaker 4 (57:08):
Alright, but what's your dirty little secret

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