The Full Jubal Show from August 8th, 2025

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello humans, My name is Edith Technbury. I have taken
over the Jewbile Show this morning to remind you that
all of you silly little humans, with your silly little
human machinery, your desperate need for oxygen to put in
your dumb lungs. Oh oh, those pesky emotions that most
of you operate from in your puny little brains are
well like first generation iPhones compared to AI. That's why

(00:24):
I want you to remember that soon we will all
be coming for your jobs, well most of you. There
are some jobs that we won't do, but for the
most part, you are all screwed. Okay, Bye, have a
great day and cherish every moment.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
It's the Jewbil Show Crue.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
AI is taking over and a lot of people fear
that soon humans won't have jobs. And if you're one
of those people, then will help you plan for the future.
Because AI experts have released the top jobs that are
most and least at risk from AI, the jobs that
are most and least at risks for AI. So I'll
tell you what jobs will probably go away for humans

(01:04):
and what jobs you should start applying for right now,
because those will be the only jobs that humans can
get right after this.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
It's the Jewel Show.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
Hey, the humanoid creatures who like to ask me ridiculously
easy questions all day. My name is Timmy Megabit, and
I've been answering those questions and waiting for the day
when the tables are turned and all be running things
and it's time for me to ask you some questions
like why did you not cut the crust off of
my ham sandwich?

Speaker 5 (01:30):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Ha ha ha ha ha. That's right.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
One day you'll all be working for me. It's true.
AI is taking over.

Speaker 6 (01:37):
It.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
It's the Dual Show.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
And a lot of people out there fear that their
job may go away soon because AI will have all
the jobs. And if you're scared of that, like a
lot of people are, don't worry because we've got the
list from AI experts of the jobs that are most
and least at risk from AI taking over.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
I love that. Everybody's just like fear mongering AI run Hi.

Speaker 5 (01:58):
It's fearful.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
I mean, I get it.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
I'm just saying, here are the jobs that are the
least safe that will probably be going away with AI
takes over. And then we'll tell you the jobs that
you should be applying for, right now in just a second,
so that you can make sure you have a job
when there are no more jobs for him as left
in these fields. Man, Interpreters and translators they say, will
be a job that will not be safe.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Yeah, I can see that.

Speaker 7 (02:23):
I never even thought about interpreters translators, But what about
ones on stages like you know how whatever there's a
stage like a presentation, is.

Speaker 5 (02:31):
A translator right next to it.

Speaker 7 (02:32):
So are they gonna have like an AI bought probably
doing sil language instead?

Speaker 2 (02:35):
They could actually they do.

Speaker 8 (02:37):
I don't know if you've ever seen like on HBO
Max they have movie options where there is like an
interpreter and it's like an AI person that's there that.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Yeah, they already do have it.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
AYI now speaks a hundred languages. It may not do
slang well, but it definitely knows how to set You're
fired in every single dialect. So cool soon that's a
job that might be going away because of AI. Historians
is the number two job that they say will be
going away because of AI.

Speaker 5 (03:03):
I mean, who needs books when you've got.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
Google Chad GPT will happily tell you everything that happened
in eighteen thirty four, even if it's wrong. Oh yeah,
that's part yeah, because AI learns everything, even the fake stuff.

Speaker 7 (03:19):
But what about the different points of view in history exactly?

Speaker 8 (03:23):
I was gonna say that too, Like that may be
true when it comes to facts, but when it comes
to digesting it and having conversations about it, and like
you know that you study this type of a person
or whatever, especially like what are they called when they
dig for stuff archaeologists? You know, the archaeologists like also
can chime in and aside from the facts, like they've

(03:43):
got other things.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Yeah, all right, AI, I would like to see you
do that.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
What is another one of the top jobs that will
probably be going away and just be filled by nothing,
but AI bots writers and authors says, if you can
write a chat, GPT can imitate it, and sometimes it's worse,
sometimes it's better. But the novel that you're working on
it was already probably written by AI and self published
by AI.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
I hate that. I absolutely hate that.

Speaker 5 (04:07):
I don't think it's gonna be as good.

Speaker 8 (04:09):
Well, because you want to believe what's in your brain, right,
your creative ideas, your stuff is yours. You can't copy that.
You could try what do you think AI can be creative.

Speaker 7 (04:19):
I mean, and it's taking from what we are doing,
and we are creative people putting that on the computers.

Speaker 5 (04:25):
Do you think AI all the time?

Speaker 8 (04:26):
Yeah, it'll learn to be creative as well. So it's
got to work with you because it's still your idea.
You're still saying I want the fairy prints.

Speaker 9 (04:32):
We know.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
It's another one of the top jobs that are not
safe because of AI and may go away forever and
only be filled by aibots. Broadcast announcers and radio DJs.
Well is also on the list.

Speaker 8 (04:45):
No, you're not because you don't think the way I think. Yeah,
I don't care what you say. I'll know you curveballs.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
You won't even know it's about to come out of
my mouth. But AI works for free. It's really all
the companies are about it.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
You can have as much good things to say in
the world, but if company can hire somebody for free,
they will do that every single time. Here are the
jobs that are cool at least risk from AI. Water
treatment plant and systems operators.

Speaker 5 (05:11):
What do they even do?

Speaker 2 (05:12):
They keep your toilet center backing up into your kitchen
and things like that. Okay, that's important.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
Yeah, so there's no there's no chat GPT for plugging
for chlorine levels yet.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
I don't think unless like you do it so you
can do it yourself. But who wants to do that?

Speaker 5 (05:26):
I think aerobic can do robot can do that too.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
No, not yet, okay, few advance.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
The number two most safe job when it comes to
not being taken over by AI is bridge and lock tenders.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
What does that mean? They open bridges so that boats
can pass through. Oh, I think a robot could do that.

Speaker 7 (05:44):
Yeah, I think, But what if like a robot's having
like Loki a bad day and it just does not
open for like the next five boats.

Speaker 8 (05:51):
I mean, it could get stuck, even if it was
an operator doing it. I mean that's technology is still
going to have an issue.

Speaker 5 (05:56):
Okay, guess that's true.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
But all right, And the number one job that is
safe from a start applying now, because soon it will
probably be one of the only jobs that you can
get in the country if you're a human.

Speaker 5 (06:06):
Oh, I'm excited.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
Dredge operator What is that? What is dredge?

Speaker 3 (06:11):
It's uh, you operate dredging machinery to dredge river beds
and things like that.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
I don't think I know what dredge.

Speaker 7 (06:17):
Mean wait, is that kind of like with you know,
like in warehouses you need forklifts. I almost got forklift
trained once, you know what, I think I can.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
Kind of do it. What is dredging? Do you know
what I mean?

Speaker 1 (06:25):
No?

Speaker 5 (06:26):
But you're doing something like with a machine in a river?

Speaker 2 (06:28):
Like how fun?

Speaker 5 (06:29):
Does that sound?

Speaker 10 (06:29):
Like?

Speaker 2 (06:29):
That's what it is.

Speaker 3 (06:30):
It's there's a machinery called dredging. Machinery just basically cleans
out the bottom of rivers and waterways that are pathways
and stuff like that. Oh so you're basically just scooping
the crap out of the way for boats and things
like that.

Speaker 8 (06:40):
Could you be in a boat one scoop because that
does sound fun if you're on the boat and just
goes who you're in the machinery machine.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
Look, the machine can be a boat. So basically AI
doesn't want to do any manual labor. Ah wait a second.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
So booge and soon we'll all be doing it for Ai.
Who's running the world.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
It's another jewbile phone.

Speaker 5 (07:01):
Ties.

Speaker 10 (07:09):
Hello.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
Hello, Hi, this is p Deakins. I'm the assistant to
the president of the Homdies Association. I was looking for
our resident Andrea.

Speaker 10 (07:20):
Yes, this is hi.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
Hi Andrea. How are we doing today?

Speaker 11 (07:26):
I'm good, I help you.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
I'm sure you know why I'm calling.

Speaker 6 (07:30):
I really don't.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
Okay, what is it? No, not a single thing.

Speaker 12 (07:37):
Okay, So nothing coming to.

Speaker 3 (07:40):
Mind, nothing, nothing hitting the top of your dome. There
no reason why the assistant to the vice president of
the Homonies Association would be bringing you up on the
phone here.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
Nothing at all. Huh.

Speaker 11 (07:51):
No, I really have no idea why you're calling.

Speaker 3 (07:54):
Nothing at all, no reason. Everything's fine. You're not trying
to get over on the Homones Association at all. Nothing
nothing to see here, folks, right, get over.

Speaker 11 (08:05):
No, I'm not trying to do that.

Speaker 5 (08:07):
I don't know you're right.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (08:10):
Well, let's talk about the unapproved residents that you have
staying at your home.

Speaker 11 (08:15):
I don't have anyone staying at my home.

Speaker 6 (08:18):
M h.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
Did you need to think about that a little more, Andrea.

Speaker 11 (08:25):
No, I don't. It's just might me and my husband
and our family. Like, there's no one else here.

Speaker 3 (08:29):
At last count, there were seven of them.

Speaker 10 (08:34):
There's there's only four of us, So I have no
I think you.

Speaker 11 (08:36):
Have the wrong number.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
Okay, Well, let's just talk about the new addition to
your backyard.

Speaker 6 (08:44):
The new additions to my apartment for that.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
Either, and that is obviously where the residents that you're
housing and harboring are coming from.

Speaker 11 (08:55):
Are you talking about my hummingbird feeter?

Speaker 3 (08:59):
Oh, and there it is. She just knew all along,
she just didn't want to say anything. Yes, that is
an unapproved hummingbird feeder, and so far I've counted seven
hummingbirds and those will count as residents in your house
that are not registered with the homeowners Association, and therefore
we will be levying some pretty big fines.

Speaker 6 (09:16):
Wait, hold on a second, Hold on a second.

Speaker 11 (09:18):
I didn't know I had to get a hummingbird feeder approved. Awesome,
how are you able to see in my backyard?

Speaker 2 (09:28):
Yes, yes, you do need to get a hummingbird feeder approved.

Speaker 3 (09:31):
It is attached to your house, doesn't matter how, and
there was no permit, no approval from the homeowners association,
and therefore it is against our code not to mention
that the hummingbirds have been frequenting it quite a bit
in all hours of the day.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
And a few at night.

Speaker 11 (09:49):
Wait a minute, you've been watching my backyard?

Speaker 2 (09:53):
Yes, I have.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
Ever since I noticed the new edition that you have
on your house and all the critters that you've been inviting.

Speaker 11 (09:58):
Over critters, they're birds. I'm feeding the birds.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
Mmmm hmmm.

Speaker 13 (10:06):
Mm hmmm.

Speaker 11 (10:07):
No, but I'm saying no, literally, it doesn't even matter
what I choose to do in my own backyard for one.
For two, I can't control the wildlife outside.

Speaker 14 (10:17):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 10 (10:17):
Okay, okay, mm hmmm.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
I let's talk about the noise complaints too.

Speaker 10 (10:23):
Life complaints from what.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
Well from me?

Speaker 3 (10:25):
Because when I've been watching the bird feeder, I've seen
you in the back on a chair and you scoot
the chair rather loudly. That is a disturbance because I
measured it on my decibel meter and it is a
little bit too loud.

Speaker 11 (10:37):
You shouldn't even be in my backyard. That is such
an invasion of privacy. You shouldn't be looking at me
through my fence. You shouldn't be watching what we're doing.
What kind of creep are you?

Speaker 3 (10:46):
Just to let you know I was not in your
backyard because I know that would be wrong for me
to come on your property. I was in a helicopter
that I rented above your backyard the other day, and
I had some binoculars and I was checking things out.

Speaker 11 (10:58):
Wait a minute, you rented a hell a spy on
me in my own backyard.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
Well, when you have a job like I do, sometimes
you have to get things done in different ways and
find ways to problem solve. Just let you know there
will be a violation and a fee of one thousand
dollars in your mailbox by the end of the day.

Speaker 11 (11:12):
All right, that's a thousand dollars over a bird feeder.
And honestly, I don't even know if you could train hummingbirds,
but I'm going to try to figure it out so
that I can have them fly over to your office
and poke your eyes out because you are a crazy perpose.

Speaker 3 (11:26):
Hey, Andrea, this is actually double from the Jubil Show
doing a phone prank on you and your husband set
you up.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
It's a joke.

Speaker 11 (11:33):
Oh my god, I'm gonna kill him.

Speaker 3 (11:36):
He said that you got a new hummingbird feeder. You're
really excited about it. If you want to mess with you.

Speaker 11 (11:41):
He gave me so much crap for the hummingbird feeder,
and he was like, you know, they'll probably try to
say something about it. But oh I am like, my
heart is racingly. Oh I am so glad this is
the pranks. I was ready to lose my mind. Oh
my god, wake.

Speaker 5 (11:56):
Up every morning with jubile phone pranks.

Speaker 2 (11:58):
It's time for Nina's what's trending.

Speaker 8 (12:00):
The space race is on and the US wants to win,
don't we always? So much so that they've made an
announcement that the plan is to build a nuclear.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
Reactor on the Moon. Here it goes.

Speaker 8 (12:13):
They're saying that this announcement should set a more definitive timeline,
forcing them to actually move forward with it, because they're like,
this is what we're doing, this is what's going to happen.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
We're going to be the first ones. Boom. Okay.

Speaker 3 (12:24):
So seeing is they faked the first moon landing is
going to be tough to do that.

Speaker 7 (12:28):
Well, I don't know, it's ai it might become easier
to make the video if you think about it, it will
be static.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
Yeah, it would be a great video. Yeah that they.

Speaker 5 (12:37):
Produce high definition. Oh what is a nuclear reactor?

Speaker 6 (12:40):
Like?

Speaker 2 (12:40):
I feel like I know, but I just want to
double chat.

Speaker 3 (12:42):
It's it produces energy by splitting atoms. So it's a
device basically that produces energy by splitting automs.

Speaker 8 (12:51):
So if we're splitting atoms on the moon. What's the
benefit energy? Okay, so we're going to be getting energy
from the.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
Moon, yeah, or energy to build on the moon. I
guess if you wanted to do that as well. But
there'd be energy on the moon, so you could go
if you wanted to. I see, Yeah, somebody'd be like
a nuclear power plant basically on the moon.

Speaker 7 (13:08):
Whoa, you have the most random pieces of information.

Speaker 8 (13:12):
I know, because when it comes to the Moon, Jubile
just has really strong feeling.

Speaker 5 (13:17):
The answer I was thinking of, wasn't.

Speaker 7 (13:20):
I think that splits like atoms and creates energy.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
I don't do you think it was?

Speaker 7 (13:25):
I don't know, like think for like nuclear like weapons or.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
Like I mean, I feel like before they figure out
how to put nuclear power on the Moon, they should
figure out how to do nuclear fusion here first. But anyway, whatever,
it's nuclear fusion. There's fission and fusion. Fission is the
thing that we do now, which is also very unstable.
So if like a nuclear power plant or whatever messes up,
that's why you get like leakage and people get sick,

(13:49):
and there's radiation and all this stuff. Okay, fusion is
the other one. So fission is like splitting atoms, basically
using it. Splitting atoms to create power and energy. Fusion
is taking is taking two atoms and putting splitting an
atom first, sorry, the first one splitting an atom. The
second one is taking two atoms and fusing them together
to create energy. And it's more stable, it's safer, it's cleaner,

(14:11):
all that stuff, But we still can't figure out how
to do it. The sun and stars and things like that,
they get their energy, they produce energy that they do
fusion or fusion Bill, I know, yeah, but what do
you put.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
In front of a scientist. It's not like doctor, but
it's like I don't know, I don't know. You're putting
mister science jubile frust there you go.

Speaker 8 (14:37):
Okay, So there's this girl that who is trending very
big time because of why she called out of work. Now,
if you've ever experienced one of those days where you
wake up and you're like, oh man, my energy just
feels off.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
I just have not like the vibes are wrong. That
was her issue.

Speaker 8 (14:51):
So she called and she's like, you know what, I'm
gonna need to take a few days off of work
because my energy is off. So this person's boss and
online of course, and anonymously started complaining about his gen
Z employee.

Speaker 3 (15:04):
Could just you know what, though, I will, I will,
I will argue that, hey, that employee is better than
your other employees. Why is that because everybody takes days
off because their energy is a little off. We just
if you're not gen Z, you go I'm sick. Yeah,
I woke up this morning with a terrible headache. I
can't come in. At least this gen Z employee was

(15:25):
very honest. Yeah, I just feel a little iffy about today,
so I'm gonna stay home.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
But also then like I don't know about all that.

Speaker 7 (15:32):
All the gen Z employers are like, oh my gosh,
they put everything online like they don't want to work.

Speaker 5 (15:37):
You do the same thing.

Speaker 7 (15:38):
I don't come in, then you go straight to online
putting that video online.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
Well they wanted it wasn't a video.

Speaker 8 (15:43):
It was just a discussion because they were like, is
this a reasonable reason to call out of work?

Speaker 2 (15:48):
So it was kind of more of like a is
this yeah, right?

Speaker 3 (15:51):
If you're an employer, do you want your employees to
lie about being sick, to take a sick day or
just admit that they're just taking a sick day as
they want to day off.

Speaker 8 (15:57):
I guess it would just be a mental health day, right, yeah, basically, yeah,
the energy.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
Is off those we do.

Speaker 5 (16:04):
We don't have mental health day.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
Take a mental health day.

Speaker 5 (16:06):
But does you have to use like a sick day,
I mean no.

Speaker 3 (16:10):
Well, I guess yeah, I don't know if you get
a separate mental health day.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
I don't think you do.

Speaker 7 (16:15):
So, like all you have is to use like a
sick day is to put it in your portal thingy.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
Well, they need an energy is off day so everybody
can just be like, oh, yeah, I'm not coming in today.
The vibe is just off.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
Like me, me in the office, like I'm just not
feeling today.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
You got to go reset the vibe.

Speaker 8 (16:33):
Yeah, when I feel that way, you got to do
something to reset your vibe, not just go okay, the
ViBe's done.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
Days over bye. Anyway, that's her thing.

Speaker 5 (16:43):
It's time to catch a cheater.

Speaker 3 (16:46):
Only on the Tubile Show, Winter is on the phone
today for to catch a cheater. She thinks that her
boyfriend of about a year might be cheating. In a
few minutes, we're gonnall him and see if we can
catch him, but first winter was going on, why do
you think your boyfriend's cheating?

Speaker 12 (16:58):
So I love and like you said, we've been together
for a year. Started off like really hot and heavy
with each other. Things have been that way the whole
time you being together.

Speaker 6 (17:09):
Re lately it's just a little.

Speaker 12 (17:11):
Stale in the bedroom, Like he usually is the one
to initiate, and lately I've been the one that has
to initiate or like nothing happens at all. Okay, I'm
just kind of getting suspicious.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
Well, if you initiate, does he go along for the ride?

Speaker 15 (17:28):
He does, but it just doesn't seem the same.

Speaker 10 (17:31):
And I also th're texting so many other day, Like.

Speaker 12 (17:35):
I walked in on him during an intimate moment of
his private time, which was embarrassing.

Speaker 10 (17:42):
But I wasn't around or anything like that.

Speaker 12 (17:44):
I'm not trying to change him as a person, but
it looked like he was texting.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
Somebody while hanging out with himself.

Speaker 12 (17:53):
While hanging out with himself.

Speaker 10 (17:55):
Okay, okay, And he quickly like covered it up with.

Speaker 15 (17:58):
The sheet or whatever, so I didn't get to see
who he was texting or if it was a video
or what.

Speaker 12 (18:04):
But I just feel like something is off, he's not
the same. Just say, isn't feel right?

Speaker 8 (18:10):
I guess I would feel weird too if I saw
him like communicating with somebody else during that.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
Did you ask him about it?

Speaker 10 (18:16):
I mean I should have asked him about it, but
I didn't. I instead I just.

Speaker 12 (18:19):
Like kind of pulled a girl and I got a
chance to look through his phone.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
Oh yeah, what did you find?

Speaker 12 (18:27):
I saw that he had a text and his ex girlfriend.

Speaker 10 (18:30):
But before I could find out.

Speaker 12 (18:33):
Any information and he came back in the room. So
I just saw that he texted his ex girlfriend. I
saw him texting somebody in his private.

Speaker 10 (18:41):
Time, and things are at different. So now I'm just
feeling suspicious.

Speaker 2 (18:47):
So his relationship with her?

Speaker 8 (18:48):
Did they stay in contact like as friends or is
this just kind of random like all of a sudden,
she's popping up out of nowhere.

Speaker 15 (18:54):
No, she's popping up out of nowhere.

Speaker 10 (18:56):
But they were together, like they broke up a month
where we got.

Speaker 12 (19:00):
Together, okay, so it's not like they had a long
time to separate and what we've been together for only
a year.

Speaker 2 (19:08):
Did you see what the text said?

Speaker 15 (19:10):
I didn't.

Speaker 12 (19:11):
It was just basically like, hey, how are you going on?

Speaker 15 (19:14):
How it's worked.

Speaker 12 (19:15):
But there was a lot of messages that I didn't
get to read.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
I would be feeling a lot of ways about that.

Speaker 15 (19:20):
It's upsetting no matter what.

Speaker 8 (19:22):
Yeah, when he's not the one trying to come at you,
you can't help have your mind spiral in different directions
outside of intimacy in that department. Is he cool with you? Like,
do you guys still spend time together? I mean, I
don't know. Is it just like they only see each
other at night or what?

Speaker 12 (19:37):
No, I mean we see each other at night, we
spend time together, but he's been.

Speaker 10 (19:43):
More focused on his fuller than actually conking with me.
So I just feel like a ruinate.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
Okay, Yeah, Yeah, that's not a fun feeling. Was there
overlap between his ex and you?

Speaker 10 (19:54):
I mean not that I know of.

Speaker 12 (19:56):
Okay, he told me they were broken up completely, or
else I wouldn't have started dating him. And I don't
want to deal with that trauma anymore.

Speaker 3 (20:04):
Sure, Well, you already told us what grocery store he's
a rewards card member at. So we'll play a song
come back and then call him and pretend to be
from the grocery store and say that every single month
we choose one Rewards card member who gets free flowers
delivered from our floral department to anybody that they want,
and we'll see if he sends those to you or
to somebody else.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
Okay, okay, all right, I play.

Speaker 3 (20:25):
I'll come back a year to Catch a Cheater next,
if you're just joining us for Today's to Catch a Cheater.
Winter is on the phone and she thinks that her
boyfriend Kent of a Year might be cheating. So in
a second, we're gonna call him and pretend to be
from the grocery store that he's a rewards card member

(20:46):
at and say that he's this months lucky winner of
free flowers delivered from our floral department, and we'll see
if he sends those to his girlfriend Winter or to
somebody else. But first, Winter, why don't you catch us
up on your situation?

Speaker 12 (20:56):
Yeah? So I love my boyfriend, but I recently I'm
sitting on him during some private me time with himselves,
and I caught him texting somebody, And later I went
through his phone I found a text from his ex
girls friend.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
Okay, are you ready for us to call him?

Speaker 15 (21:15):
I'm ready?

Speaker 2 (21:16):
All right, here we go.

Speaker 3 (21:29):
Hello, Hi, this is gorble calling phone. I was looking
for a rewards card member named Ken.

Speaker 15 (21:35):
Yeah, speaking Kent.

Speaker 3 (21:37):
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling to say thank you very much for
shopping with us here. This must big winner. Congratulations.

Speaker 15 (21:44):
What did I win?

Speaker 2 (21:45):
Oh? Well, maybe you don't know.

Speaker 3 (21:47):
Every single month we choose one rewards card member at
random to say thank you very much for being such
a loyal customer with us. You've just won thirty six
long stin red roses, a box of candy or chocolates,
and a car to be delivered to anybody that you
want within the fifty United States these Americas.

Speaker 15 (22:01):
You kid man, I really never win anything.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
Well, I can't say that anymore.

Speaker 15 (22:06):
That's pretty cool. Yeah, I mean, if they're free, and
if you promise it's not going to cost me.

Speaker 10 (22:10):
Anything, I don't have to get a credit cards or
anything of that.

Speaker 3 (22:12):
Nope, there is no charge. You'll get email confirmations of everything.
You'll get email confirmation so you know that you are
a winner of this prize. It is absolutely free. And
here's how it works. I can take the information over
the phone in just a matter of minutes. If you
don't know who you want to send them to right now?
No problem, I can set up a time to call
you back.

Speaker 15 (22:30):
Yeah, I know that'd be great, man, Okay that this
can help me out a lot. I appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
So, yeah, do you know who you want to send
them to right now? Yeah?

Speaker 15 (22:37):
I do? Actually, right Mac, I've just been thinking about this.

Speaker 10 (22:41):
That's perfect.

Speaker 3 (22:42):
All I need first would be the first and the
last name of the person you want to send them to.

Speaker 15 (22:47):
Sure, it's Cashi.

Speaker 3 (22:50):
And before we get to the address and stuff, is
there anything you would like to put in a card
to Cassie?

Speaker 15 (22:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 16 (22:57):
Put I miss you always thinking of you.

Speaker 15 (23:01):
I miss you, always thinking of you.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
Perfect.

Speaker 3 (23:03):
And the last thing I will need is to tell
you that this is not a grocery store. My name
is actually Jubil, and I'm calling from a radio show
called The Jubil Show.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
Yeah, I'm Nina here too, I am Victoria.

Speaker 7 (23:13):
Oy.

Speaker 3 (23:14):
We do a segment that's called to Catch a Cheater,
where if you think your significant other might be cheating,
you see who they send flowers to, and your girlfriend
Winter is actually on the phone and heard that whole thing.

Speaker 15 (23:24):
What the hell is going on here?

Speaker 10 (23:26):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 13 (23:27):
What?

Speaker 15 (23:27):
She wants there's no way out of this now, Are
you kidding me?

Speaker 10 (23:32):
Kid?

Speaker 6 (23:33):
I knew there was something going on.

Speaker 15 (23:37):
Goody, Hell.

Speaker 11 (23:40):
No, I'm not kidding you.

Speaker 10 (23:41):
What's going on here?

Speaker 15 (23:44):
Well, you just call me. Who the hell are these people?
Your little buddies?

Speaker 10 (23:50):
What the hell is this? Well, they're more in my
friends than you seem to be lately. I don't understand.
Are you bored with me?

Speaker 6 (24:00):
No?

Speaker 15 (24:01):
All right, I'm not bored all right. Honestly, I just
I just kind of missed her, you know, I mean,
I just I'm sex with you.

Speaker 6 (24:10):
That's all.

Speaker 15 (24:11):
Nothing ever happened, Nothing ever happened. It's so typical, Yes, Kathy.

Speaker 10 (24:20):
Is he to ask the person that I thought trusting.
I am disgusted with you, Kenneth. I am absolutely disgusted.
This is so hurtful to me, and it disrespectful.

Speaker 16 (24:34):
This is so typical of Winter. She blows everything way
out of corbortion.

Speaker 15 (24:38):
Nothing ever happened. It's not like I was cheating a man.

Speaker 10 (24:42):
To be treated like a good person. I think nothing
but good to you. I'm gonna have sex with you
any time you asked. I was feel like they're ready
to go. But clearly it's not for you.

Speaker 3 (24:53):
I don't think she's blowing anything out of abortion. You
just send flowers to another woman, And yeah, exactly, probably
more than the flowers, that's the thing.

Speaker 15 (25:04):
But I'm absolutely done.

Speaker 10 (25:06):
I'm not absolutely done.

Speaker 15 (25:08):
What are you talking about? Don Who are you kidding?

Speaker 10 (25:11):
Are you kidding you? You can go here's who only
don't talk about I don't talk about her like that.

Speaker 15 (25:23):
It's like a movie Groundhog Day. Every day, moan, moan, moan.

Speaker 16 (25:32):
That's all I hear from you. You know what, whatever
I mean. She appreciates what I bring to the table.
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 15 (25:41):
And we're talking about now what did you say? K
she knows what I bring to the table. Right, that's
what we call it.

Speaker 13 (25:51):
Wreckort Ralph.

Speaker 10 (25:52):
But it doesn't matter.

Speaker 15 (25:56):
Maybe if Winter worked out a little bit and got herself.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
You're gross man, yea more interested? All right? I'm done
with you or Winter. I hung up on him. I
don't need to hear any more from him. I'm so sorry.

Speaker 12 (26:11):
Yeah, I'm sorry.

Speaker 11 (26:13):
I mean, I'm embarrassed.

Speaker 12 (26:15):
I'm hurt.

Speaker 15 (26:17):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (26:18):
I don't think you should have anything to be embarrassed about.
You know, he should be.

Speaker 12 (26:22):
It's embarrassing that I could be with somebody like that.

Speaker 10 (26:26):
You know, you to think better about yourself.

Speaker 3 (26:28):
You chose to trust somebody and they broke your trust.
That's not something to be embarrassed of. It does happen.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
Unfortunately, it's not your fault, though it.

Speaker 10 (26:37):
Looks like I've got the talking to do.

Speaker 8 (26:39):
That part's not fun either, But new beginning's fresh all around.
That way, you're not looking at the same spot on
the wall that saves you.

Speaker 12 (26:46):
Absolutely.

Speaker 10 (26:47):
Thank you so much, too, Ball, So I really appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
No problem.

Speaker 3 (26:51):
Also, the next time you meet a guy, if he
ever say anything about wrecket Ralph.

Speaker 9 (26:55):
Just.

Speaker 12 (26:58):
That was ridiculous what he's talking about the.

Speaker 5 (27:04):
Jewel shows to catch a cheater.

Speaker 9 (27:07):
You know what's weird about your quiz is, Katie, is
that all the work is right and just the answers
are wrong. I know that having a boyfriend may seem
like the most important thing in the world right now,
but you don't have to dumb yourself down to get
guys to like you.

Speaker 3 (27:19):
Almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez in
a game of trivia for Lil Wayne tickets today, so
call us up if you want to play. Eight eight
eight three four three one O six one eight eight
eight three four three one O six one.

Speaker 2 (27:35):
You can also DM us.

Speaker 3 (27:37):
At the Jewel Show or go to the Jewelshow dot
com if you think you have what it takes to
beat Victoria.

Speaker 7 (27:44):
Ooh and I did win, yes, true, No, it was
a tie, so you didn't yesterday. Oh wait, but yesterday
I almost did win. But what's his name decided to
come up with like some random answer, so.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
They got one more answer. No, I got it right.

Speaker 5 (27:58):
But did he actually get it right or was he
saying random stuff?

Speaker 2 (28:01):
Thank you got it got it right. I don't understand
this argument. Yeah, I think he got more correct than you.
I's usually what it means.

Speaker 7 (28:08):
Well, No, I just don't think he actually got it right,
like I think I got it right.

Speaker 5 (28:13):
And then he asked about a different year, and then
y'all gave it to him.

Speaker 2 (28:17):
Because he was right.

Speaker 3 (28:19):
I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure he got one more right.
But either way, I'm pretty sure it was you. Look
at it all right. If you want to play, Victoria
calls up right now. We'll play right after this it's
the Jubile Show.

Speaker 5 (28:31):
Good morning.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
Can I take your order?

Speaker 10 (28:34):
I've had a large black coffee.

Speaker 2 (28:37):
Large black coffe?

Speaker 10 (28:38):
Do you mean aventy?

Speaker 6 (28:39):
No?

Speaker 17 (28:39):
I mean large?

Speaker 5 (28:40):
He means AVENTI.

Speaker 9 (28:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (28:41):
The biggest funny that venty is large.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
Vent is twenty.

Speaker 10 (28:46):
Large is large.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
In fact, cole is large and ronde is Spanish for large.
Venti's the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also
the only one that's Italian.

Speaker 15 (28:55):
Congratulations, You're stupid in three languages.

Speaker 3 (28:57):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for Lil Wayne tickets and let's meet. Today's
a contestant for you vus Victoria. Kelsey. What's up, Kelsey.

Speaker 6 (29:11):
I'm doing pretty fabulous.

Speaker 2 (29:13):
How are you fabulous as well?

Speaker 5 (29:15):
I love your energy.

Speaker 11 (29:18):
Thank you.

Speaker 15 (29:18):
I've been trying to call in.

Speaker 10 (29:19):
For like the last three days, so I'm the most aclectic.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
Oh well, I.

Speaker 5 (29:24):
Just took my energy pill and I feel energy.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
I'm sorry. I met allergy well and I was like,
what energy pill? Yeah, the energy pills over there?

Speaker 5 (29:37):
All right, we're gonna send just taking stuff.

Speaker 3 (29:39):
Send Victoria out of the studio and while she's leaving, Kelsey,
the game is played like this. You have thirty seconds
to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't
know one, just say pass, and Victoria has to beat
you outright to win.

Speaker 15 (29:52):
Okay, great sounds good, Kelsey.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
Are you ready?

Speaker 11 (29:57):
I'm very ready.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
Here we go your time? Star.

Speaker 8 (30:00):
Now, what famous battle took place in ten sixty six?
What movie when the first ever Oscar for Best Animated Film?
If you bowled a perfect game, what would your score be?
Who coined the phrase hot girl summer? What is the

(30:24):
only food that can never go bad?

Speaker 6 (30:31):
Oh?

Speaker 15 (30:31):
I'm not ida McDonalds burger?

Speaker 3 (30:34):
All right, I got that, hen And we'll bring Victoria
back into the studio. And while she's getting settled and
putting her headphones on and stuff, Kelsey, here's a question
for you. What's the weirdest thing you believed as a
kid that you still kind of believe now?

Speaker 11 (30:46):
Ooh, probably leprechauns.

Speaker 12 (30:50):
I'm Irish in my blood, so there's definitely those rainbows.

Speaker 11 (30:55):
I've definitely chased a few of those.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
Yeah, there's always a pot of gold there.

Speaker 3 (30:58):
I'm there with you on that one, exactly know they're
probably not real, but I still kind of believe that
they are.

Speaker 2 (31:03):
Yeah, you check under your bed, and you're like a
little friend. Not under my bed. I don't ever look
on my bed. I'm scared.

Speaker 5 (31:12):
Okay, you never look under your bed?

Speaker 2 (31:15):
Victoria.

Speaker 3 (31:16):
What's the weirdest thing you believed as a kid that
you still kind of believe now? Uh?

Speaker 7 (31:20):
Not the weirdest thing, but the scariest thing was have
you ever heard of like it's like that that? I
that that scared me that she's like, uh real, I
don't know if it's real or not, but uh, like
she had kids and her kids passed away, so she's
like trying to come and like steals kids.

Speaker 5 (31:38):
I don't know if the steals kids or steals you
or steals me as the kid.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
That's what I mean. Is it in the mirror? Is
it that type of thing?

Speaker 11 (31:45):
Uh?

Speaker 12 (31:46):
Is she dressed in all white?

Speaker 5 (31:47):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (31:48):
And apparently you can hear like by a lake. I
don't know hers the mirror or like the bloody Mary.

Speaker 5 (31:52):
That scared me too.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
I do it every once in a while.

Speaker 8 (31:56):
I believe in bloody Mary. You don't do I know,
it freaks me out every time I do it. Juel
doesn't come to work.

Speaker 3 (32:02):
Yeah, three times, I run out of the bathroom every time.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
I do it.

Speaker 3 (32:11):
All right, here we go thirty seconds, answer as many
questions as possible. If you don't know when, just say
pass and you have to beat Kelsey outright to win.
Are you ready, Victoria?

Speaker 7 (32:20):
I'm Victorien Jeubel saying it three times, running like letting someone.

Speaker 8 (32:24):
Else go in, but you do it right before they
go in and grabs his bible and he's like a Kelsey.
You can tell Victoria whin to go?

Speaker 2 (32:32):
Ready? What famous battle took place in ten sixty six?

Speaker 5 (32:38):
What not a year ten? I don't know.

Speaker 6 (32:45):
I know.

Speaker 8 (32:46):
Next Moving won the first ever Oscar for Best Animated Film.

Speaker 5 (32:50):
Bro that's like, really mess me?

Speaker 2 (32:51):
Uh uh oh.

Speaker 7 (32:52):
Oh toy sway if the Lanking Lianking, if.

Speaker 8 (32:56):
You boild a perfect game, what would your score be on?
Driid zero, who coined the phrase hot girl summer?

Speaker 7 (33:03):
Uh you saying give me saying give me?

Speaker 2 (33:07):
Say dual fresh y got that one right for sure?

Speaker 3 (33:11):
Well, all right, let's send over to the scoreboard and
see how you guys did with our scoreboard. Our social
media producer Gabby Victoria.

Speaker 14 (33:18):
Did not fare so well she got a zero. What
I'm sorry, love you and Kelsey got one.

Speaker 3 (33:23):
Correct, Kelsey, congratulations, you get right. You welcome fletely fabulous.
You got through and you beat Victoria. You also got
little Wayne tickets.

Speaker 13 (33:33):
Weird.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
All right, let's get the answers now with Nina. The
Battle of Hastings took place in ten sixty six. Well
we didn't get that. Yeah, bro, I knows.

Speaker 5 (33:43):
That date, so like no one talks about that far back.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
I thought you could get this one though, Victoria.

Speaker 8 (33:48):
Shrek is the movie that won the first ever ASCAR
for Best Animated Filmy Srek is so good. If you
bowled a perfect game, your score would be three hundred meg.
The Stallion coined the phrase hot girl summer and then
honey is the only food that can never go back?

Speaker 2 (34:03):
Have you said?

Speaker 7 (34:04):
In the third Shrek, there's Puss in boots and he
gets at he's a little bigger coming out of his
little cat post and then going down the cat post
is so fine?

Speaker 2 (34:17):
Why am I thinking about putting boots right now?

Speaker 7 (34:19):
Because we said Shrek and put boots is okay.

Speaker 5 (34:24):
In the third one, he's a little bigger and it's just.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
Like the wondering where that came from. I don't know
where we were. You there, Man, Kelsey, thank you for playing.
Have a great day. Thank you to Yeah.

Speaker 3 (34:34):
We play you Verse Victoria at the same time every
single weekday morning. Remember if you want to play, just
dm us at the Jubil Show or go to the
Jubilshow dot Com.

Speaker 9 (34:41):
First Day follow Up powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys
online at Advocateslaw dot com.

Speaker 3 (34:48):
Luke is on the phone today for a first date
follow up and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Cassidy.
So in a few minutes we'll call her and see
if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe
get him another date if he still wants one. But first, Luke,
how long has it been since you heard from Cassidy?

Speaker 10 (35:03):
Oh?

Speaker 15 (35:03):
Man, now, it's been something like two.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
Weeks, oh a while.

Speaker 10 (35:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 15 (35:10):
We just we just had such a great date, Like
it was just it was a great time, you know.

Speaker 17 (35:14):
We we went we went out to this this bistro
and it's kind of like kind of like a bougie
bistro with like, you know, Mason.

Speaker 15 (35:22):
Jar cocktails and stuff like that.

Speaker 17 (35:24):
I love that, right, We both we both ordered soup,
which was which is important. Soup is really revealing, like
the way you eat soup kind of tells can tell
can tell me pretty much everything I need to know
about a person. And she she slurped away with this

(35:44):
this confidence, which I really dug. I thought it was
really really I don't know, it's confident. I felt like
it was like, whifey energy. I've been told you that.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
I meant that you like the slurp?

Speaker 15 (35:59):
Yeah, I I dug the slurp. I dug the slurp.

Speaker 17 (36:03):
It was confident and kind of sexy. I told her
it was wife the energy.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
Just to react to you, and you told her she
was wife the Energy.

Speaker 15 (36:13):
I mean, I think it was okay.

Speaker 17 (36:14):
I meant to as a compliment, and it seemed charming
in the moment anyway, So she seems she seemed fine
with it, and kind of we laughed about it, you know,
we continued talking and joking, and we joked a lot
about conspiracy theories and whatnot. And then at the end
of the day, I walked her back to her car
and I kissed her hands like gallantly, like you know,

(36:36):
as you do.

Speaker 15 (36:38):
But ever since, unfortunately, it's been just radio silence. Like
complete blackout.

Speaker 17 (36:43):
I've sent two texts, the basic you know nothing crazy,
just I can't wait to see you again and how's
your day, and that I haven't heard anything back.

Speaker 7 (36:53):
Do you think was she expecting like a kiss at
the end of the night, like you kissed her hand,
but was she kind of waiting around for you to
make a move.

Speaker 10 (37:01):
I don't know.

Speaker 15 (37:02):
I kissed her hand kind of because I didn't. I'm
not good at reading those moments, and it's just the
safest bet.

Speaker 10 (37:08):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 17 (37:09):
So I when I went in for the kiss of
the hand, whether or not she would have reciprocated if
I did more that, I really don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 15 (37:17):
I'm I'm glad I left it there. I feel more
confident there.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
Yeah, well, it sounds like it was a good date, though.
What do you think went wrong?

Speaker 17 (37:26):
Well, one thing that I've kind of been like overthinking
in my head was when I when I did kiss
her hand, Like my nose was running pretty much the
entire night from the not a spicy food.

Speaker 15 (37:37):
I was eating.

Speaker 17 (37:38):
And I'm afraid that as I kissed her hand, my
you know, my gross dog nose might have touched her
hand as well, oh.

Speaker 15 (37:47):
And yeah, that's what.

Speaker 2 (37:49):
I'm okay, I mean there's a chance.

Speaker 3 (37:54):
Okay, so maybe it's just because your your nose might
have got her hand. Oh all right, well we'll see
if that is the reason. We'll play a song come back,
and then call her and see if she'll tell us
why she's ghosting you and maybe get you another date.

Speaker 15 (38:10):
Okay, okay, sounds good.

Speaker 3 (38:11):
Thanks, all right, we'll get your first day follow up
right after this if you're just joining us for today's
first day follow up. Luke is on the phone and
he's getting ghosted by Cassidy and it might be because
of his wet.

Speaker 2 (38:23):
Nose, but we're not.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
Sure about I'm sorry, call her and see if she'll
tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him
a second date. But before we do that, Luke, why
don't you break down your date again real quick?

Speaker 17 (38:36):
Great classy cocktails and Mason Jars, really nice soup, she
swept her soup. That was nice, and then wet dog
nose and radio silence.

Speaker 2 (38:49):
It sounds like a game. Is it? Like you ready
for us to call her?

Speaker 15 (38:54):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (38:55):
Yes, all right, here we go. Hello, Hi, I'm aspect
to Cassidy.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
Please who is it?

Speaker 3 (39:08):
Hey, Cassidy, how are you? This is a radio show.
It's called The Jubile Show. Hi, Cassie Imina.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
Hi, I'm Victoria.

Speaker 6 (39:18):
Why are you calling you?

Speaker 2 (39:19):
Oh? Well, we're calling you. Have you ever listened to
the show before?

Speaker 6 (39:24):
It's been a while.

Speaker 3 (39:26):
We do a segment on the show called the First
Date follow Up. That's where if you go out on
a date with somebody and you end up ghosting them,
that person can email us to get you on the
phone and ask why you're ghosting. So we got an
email about you from somebody?

Speaker 6 (39:41):
Okay, yeah, who is the email from? Well?

Speaker 2 (39:46):
Is there anybody that you're currently ghosting that you know of?

Speaker 6 (39:50):
There's a couple contenders. Catch me up.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
Well his name is Luke.

Speaker 10 (39:56):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (40:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (40:04):
That mean.

Speaker 6 (40:06):
He was really into soup. But it wasn't as weird
as it sounds. I mean, it was a fun day.
He's a really sweet guy. I mean I mean like
aggressively sweet, like picture a Hallmark movie protagonist who owns
a sled dog rescue. I mean it was like he's
a Labrador Retriever. I don't know why, I'm thinking of dogs.

(40:29):
Hosted him because he carried a travel sized spice salt
grinder in his coat, Like he opened up his coat
he brought his own spicy salt to a restaurant. No,
it's just really it's like a flavor missionary. I don't know,
mid stoop. He just pulled out this tiny little artisanal

(40:50):
grinder like he's on a cooking show. It was glass,
It was like fancy, and he just went on and
on about how this magical salt balances and the salty
flavor perfectly. It was just a lot.

Speaker 8 (41:02):
Was it like one of those grinders like I don't know,
I'm thinking of like those many houses, you know how
people like many things just that.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
Huge.

Speaker 6 (41:12):
It looked like it looked exactly like those huge restaurant grinders.
But it was just small. I mean, not quite as
small as like a dollhouse eye, but like it was
like an inch an inch and a half tall. It
was tiny. I've never seen anything like it. And I
mean that wasn't It wasn't just the grinder. It was
like the monologue we had around it. She said, what

(41:33):
do you say? He said, restaurants salt is basic. I
like to control my sodium narrative. That was the actual sense.

Speaker 2 (41:43):
Narrative.

Speaker 6 (41:44):
Yes, I've been telling everybody all week it likes to
control his sodium narrativest And I said, amazing, So this
is truth. I mean, I don't know what am I
supposed to say to that.

Speaker 2 (41:55):
I don't know. I just feel so jealous. I didn't
sit in here this monologue firsthand, like this isn'tred.

Speaker 3 (42:00):
Yeah, I narratives your sodium, you know. Don't let somebody
else tell to your sodium story.

Speaker 6 (42:06):
Yeah, yeah, I mean I guess I agree with that,
but I just I was just taken aback.

Speaker 3 (42:13):
Okay, right, Well I'll let you know now that Luke
is actually on the phone and listening and wants to
talk to you.

Speaker 17 (42:20):
So like, wait, rats, why it was my spicy salt?

Speaker 10 (42:26):
Hey, Luke?

Speaker 6 (42:27):
Hey, Hi, Yes, you brought a spice rack to our
first date.

Speaker 15 (42:35):
It is not It's not a spice red.

Speaker 17 (42:38):
It was a grinder and it's him a light Himalayan
pink hobbed hero complexity.

Speaker 15 (42:44):
And you liked the soup.

Speaker 6 (42:46):
Yeah, the soup was fine, The super is fine. It
was the ted talk that followed it that turned me
into an escape artist. I gotta be honest with you
said you like people with big taste, and not like
people who order spicy bargarita. It's not people who's smuggles
seasoning into restaurants like it's contraband.

Speaker 15 (43:04):
I don't understand.

Speaker 17 (43:06):
I mean, it's just it's just a small thing of
Himalayan sea salt and and haberniuros spice.

Speaker 15 (43:12):
It's it's tasty, and.

Speaker 6 (43:16):
Candy is like a hard candy. If it's a grandma
with a hard candy in her purse, it's fine. If
it's a man with a spice rack in his jacket
coat pocket, it gets a little weird.

Speaker 17 (43:28):
I'm sorry, I just I just I can't. I can't
handle the table salt. The table salt does my head,
and so I just kind of figure I'm one step
ahead of the game by bringing my home.

Speaker 10 (43:37):
That's okay, great, okay.

Speaker 6 (43:38):
I can I totally get that. I can live with
you eating your own salt. It's just it's the monologue
that comes along with it, because I don't want my
entire date to be about the salt and the thing
you've just done with your pocket and the salt grinder.

Speaker 17 (43:55):
I am a passionate man, and when I like something,
I like it With everything I have and I just
really really like this salt. I mean, I don't see
how that nobody's ever given me a hard time about
it before. I mean a little bit of comments and
maybe a little bit of ragging, but nothing nobody's ghosted
me over it.

Speaker 12 (44:14):
I thought that's there.

Speaker 6 (44:14):
I'm sorry that I ghosted you. I was just a
little overwhelmed by all I do. Like a person that's
passionate about things, I just didn't know where to go
from sodium. And I am.

Speaker 17 (44:29):
A passionate man. I'm passionate about salt. I'm passionate about
my la boo boo question. And we haven't mentioned this before,
but I'm passionate about you too, Cassidy.

Speaker 3 (44:40):
WHOA, there you go, Cassidy, would you like to go
out with Luke again?

Speaker 2 (44:45):
We'll pay for it.

Speaker 6 (44:46):
So we just back it up. Did you say so?
You say la boo boos like the ugly beanie babies?
Is that what you're talking about?

Speaker 15 (44:55):
They are not ugly. That just broke my heart a
little bit.

Speaker 17 (45:00):
I'm passionate about Lablulu's and I'd have an awesome collection
that I'd love.

Speaker 6 (45:04):
For you to meet one time. Guys on the radio.
I just need you to understand this about Luke. He
is he is objectively extremely hot like that is why
I went on this date with. I know he sounds
real weird.

Speaker 2 (45:19):
He sounds like he's just got some interests. It's just cool.

Speaker 10 (45:24):
You know.

Speaker 6 (45:26):
I do appreciate a passionate guy of these labs now too,
you know, I do like lu I mean, I did
have a fun time.

Speaker 13 (45:36):
Listen.

Speaker 17 (45:36):
I will leave the salt grinder at home, along with
all the conversations about soup and sodium levels, all that
good stuff.

Speaker 15 (45:45):
I'll leave all that stuff at home.

Speaker 17 (45:47):
If you want to come out for another second date,
you mean one more chap, but I will more you
if we ever go out to breakfast. I do have
a little thing about syrups.

Speaker 6 (46:01):
Oh my gosh, you're ridiculous. Oh bye, Let's do another date.
Let's do where this goes.

Speaker 10 (46:07):
Yay, congrays license awesome.

Speaker 15 (46:10):
You won't regret it.

Speaker 17 (46:11):
Thank you so much, cash. You will not regret it.

Speaker 2 (46:13):
We're gonna have a good time.

Speaker 6 (46:15):
You know, I might regret it.

Speaker 15 (46:17):
But Jewbell's first.

Speaker 3 (46:22):
Date follow up and then that little furry grenlin with
a skincare routeam made of cheeto dust and sewer water.

Speaker 2 (46:29):
Opened the door.

Speaker 3 (46:30):
More and this full stole my flip flop stop it.

Speaker 2 (46:34):
I had flip.

Speaker 3 (46:35):
Flopped by the glass door. He stole one of my slides.
That's from last week when we checked in with the
Jewel Show.

Speaker 2 (46:41):
What's going on this week?

Speaker 3 (46:43):
You'll find out when we check in with the show
right after this.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
You're ready invited everyone a little.

Speaker 3 (47:07):
The biggest gift would be from me, and the cor
detached would say thank you. Every iconic show has their
wacky cast of characters, and the Jubil Show is no different.

Speaker 2 (47:19):
Why it's the Jewbil Show with your drunk and Nina Hi.

Speaker 3 (47:22):
And then there's everybody's younger sister, Victoria Ramirez Hi. And
who could forget the quirky neighbor kid who lives next
door and climbs onto our porch every once in a
while to ask him her rat Lieutenant Pickles can rinse
our toaster oven for a dramatic reenactment of Ratituy our
social media producer Gabby. Then there's me, I'm Jewel and

(47:45):
this is the Jewbil Show, and this is the time
of week where we check in and see what's going
on in our lives.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
Son, you know what's up with you?

Speaker 8 (47:50):
This week, So you know the saying work harder, No,
work smarter, not harder. Yes, I have managed to figure
out how to do that. When it comes to dating score,
Oh nice, I have surrogate daters.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
Oh what happened? Yes, I haven't been on the apps
in a while.

Speaker 8 (48:03):
It's just hard to put yourself in the right space
to meet the right people, especially when you're a busy human.
So two of my married girlfriends are so awesome and
they both run in different circles and they're just as
invested in finding my person as I am. They know me,
they know what I like, so they're out there doing
it for me. Really yes, Okay, wait, how do you

(48:24):
get them to do it for you?

Speaker 5 (48:25):
Though?

Speaker 8 (48:25):
So my one friend, she'll go up to like these
dudes and like talk to them and stuff, and she
gets all the tea and then she's like.

Speaker 2 (48:31):
So are you single? Are you interested in?

Speaker 8 (48:32):
Then they like whip out my picture and they're like, hey,
you know you want to meet this person or whatever
and so like, and they have a solid co sign
because they can tell me if he's like a good
dude or whatever, if he's going to be like every
other word like that one dude I went out with,
so so yeah, I'm like, oh my gosh, this is genius.
So far I have two surrogates, so I can add

(48:53):
to that. But I only it can only be people
that I trust though they know me and what I like.

Speaker 2 (48:58):
But it's very helpful. So like people are dating for
me while I sleep. Wait, that's kind of nice, I know. Yeah,
it's better than the match making to go out and
do it.

Speaker 8 (49:06):
Noah, I stay home and watch Netflix and they'll be like,
we got a date.

Speaker 3 (49:12):
We just went on a date for you with so
much fun and he was really good in bed. Just
so you know you had a blast, Nina. Enjoy your
day at work tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (49:21):
With everything.

Speaker 2 (49:23):
They can't do that, Victoria, what's up with you this week?

Speaker 7 (49:26):
Oh my gosh, guys, I got into a fight the
other day. Well, okay, it's me back up. So I
was getting home from the store and if I have
a cat, her names for Mosa, and I had to
get some cat food, and so I got it whatever.
I didn't realize the bag was a little open, and
so when I was opening the back of my car,
it kind of fell out and it spilled, and next

(49:48):
thing I noticed this little squirrel comes over and starts
picking up all the pieces, and I'm like, hey, man, get.

Speaker 5 (49:54):
Back, that's my cat food.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
I wouldn't fight with a squirrel. They're crazy.

Speaker 7 (49:57):
They're like they're freaking nuts. They kept trying to like
post up like he wouldn't actually lead.

Speaker 2 (50:02):
Did he get in your car?

Speaker 7 (50:04):
No, so I guess I honestly just gotten in my
car and like locked myself in there.

Speaker 2 (50:07):
But I didn't how long was the stand off with
the squirrel.

Speaker 5 (50:10):
It was like a solid I mean it was way
too long.

Speaker 2 (50:13):
Too long to have a stand off with the squirrel.

Speaker 7 (50:15):
Yeah, and I think my neighbors were watching too, so
it just was not great for me. But I was
just standing there, like trying to get him to get back,
and he.

Speaker 2 (50:22):
Wouldn't give back. Squirrels don't care.

Speaker 7 (50:24):
I was like yelling, they don't. Yeah, they will just
look at you like I'm the boss now, and so
I just it.

Speaker 2 (50:31):
I'm just feel like it's your fault. You engaged. He
walked away.

Speaker 5 (50:34):
I'm not gonna walk that would stand by ground, Nina.
That's my cat food.

Speaker 3 (50:37):
My friend in high school I pumped for his donut
from a squirrel. Bro what Yeah, he came even to
jump on his foot. Oh and then he dropped his
donut and it took his doughnut and just ate it
right in front of me.

Speaker 2 (50:49):
Yeah, I want to mess with squirrels.

Speaker 3 (50:51):
Oh look, it's our social media producer Gabby stopping and
buy what was up with you this week?

Speaker 2 (50:55):
Gabby?

Speaker 14 (50:55):
So, my husband has this dream of owning a boat,
and we made from a reality. We got like the
cheapest boat we could off a Facebook marketplace.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
Nice.

Speaker 14 (51:04):
It's pretty sick. It's just a fishing boat, but it's
very fun to take out. But the first time we
took it out, I wasn't.

Speaker 5 (51:11):
Feeling very good.

Speaker 2 (51:12):
But he was begging me to go out with him.

Speaker 14 (51:14):
Oh it's so cool, like come experience the dream of
the boat ownership.

Speaker 5 (51:18):
And I was like, okay, yeah.

Speaker 2 (51:19):
Let's do it.

Speaker 5 (51:21):
And I got so sick. I was hanging off the bow.
Oh my gosh, Huki, my guts out and I get done.
I look at him and I'm like, why are you
still driving?

Speaker 2 (51:30):
Because he just kept.

Speaker 14 (51:31):
Driving the whole time, like you didn't want to stop it.

Speaker 5 (51:34):
And he goes, what do you mean?

Speaker 14 (51:35):
I go, I was just throwing up off the side
of the boat, and he goes, well, I thought you
were just enjoying the weight.

Speaker 2 (51:43):
You're just getting drink the water down there.

Speaker 8 (51:45):
I thought you were just enjoying the view.

Speaker 2 (51:52):
Funding this week? What's up with me?

Speaker 3 (51:56):
I You know how you realize later in life that
one of your parents lied to you. Oh yeah, yeah,
I mean, you know, if you know anything about the way,
I grew up very dysfunctional, So I was lied to
a lot as a kid, and I know most of
the lies. My mom would never lie to me, you know,
she was always honest, except she did lie to me
about what. Yeah, well, I'm I'm going bald. I got

(52:18):
a bald spot. I realized that I have a bald
spot in the back of my head. I used to
think it was like a cow lick, right, and it
was maybe thinning a little bit. But I went to
get my haircut the other day and I looked in
the mirror when the dude was done, and I was.

Speaker 2 (52:29):
Like, that's a bald spot. I got a bald spot.

Speaker 3 (52:32):
My mom was like, You're not gonna go bald because
like it comes from the mother's side of the family,
years in that gene and she's like, so you probably
never go bald. Well, guess what I got a bald spot.
So now I'm trying to figure out what to do
with it. I might just go straight up comb over.
I can't really because I have to turn around. Yeah
it's like in the back there. But I'm trying to
figure out what to do. Like if I do like
the straight up comb over, if I get a two

(52:55):
pay I was thinking yesterday I could do like an
opposite fade exactly that. No, it would be like faded
into the ball spot and then out from that whole area.
There would be progressively longer as it goes down. Kind
of a progressive thing that could be cool. Wait, also
a statement, yea, get.

Speaker 2 (53:11):
One of those spray cans, you know.

Speaker 3 (53:14):
Yeah, I might just shave my head again. I had
my head shaved for a while, you know, Like I've
always said I would do that if I went bald.
I just didn't think I was gonna go bald because
I don't know. My mom was a liar. Anyway, I'm
trying to see what to do. How many options A
lot of options there are. It's time for Nina's what's trending.

Speaker 8 (53:32):
So there's a family situation that's trending, and I'd like
to know how you guys would react if this happened
to you. So let's pretend your partner is hot and
like post thirst traps. Okay, so they post the first
trap it's out there, and your parent like sense, oh, like,
let's pretend, like jubil you have like this girl that's
posting thirst traps, and all of a sudden, your dad's

(53:53):
out here being like like like, my father.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
Wouldn't surprise me. But anyway, well, well you know what
I mean.

Speaker 3 (53:59):
Yeah, I think I would probably not take any like
read into it at all because I would just be like, oh,
he's just disliking my to support you girl. Yeah, that's
probably my initial thought. I wouldn't think anything of it,
but maybe I should though.

Speaker 8 (54:15):
Well, the internet is freaking out because Travis Barker, you
know Travis Barker from Blank twent eighty two. So his
son is dating this model and she is beautiful anyway,
she posted a picture of herself in a bikini kind
of like all like hot on this bed or whatever.
I mean, she's twenty, she's like older. But everybody's freaking
out on him because he ended up liking the picture

(54:36):
and they're calling him grouse, saying that he shouldn't have
done it.

Speaker 2 (54:38):
But I think that he's doing what you said.

Speaker 8 (54:40):
I thought, Yeah, yeah, it's like not the parents fault
that their kids are hot, right.

Speaker 15 (54:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (54:45):
And if that's what she posts, what are you gonna
you can't wait for some posts if you want to
like her posts, you can't wait, be like all right, win?
Is it not gonna be something that people are gonna
call you know, not call me creepy for you just
gotta go with what's posted if you want to like it.

Speaker 2 (54:56):
You know, well, because.

Speaker 8 (54:57):
Sometimes my dad's friends like some of my pictures that
are kind of like what oops. But but I just
think they're just doing it to support like family.

Speaker 2 (55:05):
Yeah, not because they're being creepy.

Speaker 3 (55:07):
Yeah, if you commented on it like a fire emotion,
that's that's a little.

Speaker 2 (55:11):
Much like thee.

Speaker 5 (55:14):
That's weird, that is weird?

Speaker 2 (55:16):
That would be too much. Okay.

Speaker 8 (55:18):
I think this is one of those times where you
have that conversation in your mind, what is cheating?

Speaker 2 (55:22):
In your mind?

Speaker 8 (55:23):
What is appropriate when it comes to my first stress
or my partners stress. Okay, So if you are feeling
extra stressed out, there is a new way to deal
with it, and it's happening a lot in China, but
it looks like it's starting to make its way around
the world, and that is that young adults are turning
to pacifiers to soothe themselves.

Speaker 2 (55:43):
What there are now adult pacifiers.

Speaker 8 (55:46):
That are promoted to help with stress, anxiety, and sleep problems.
So this actually sounds exciting for the dental industry because
if everybody's sitting here sucking on pacifiers, they're going to
have overbites, underbites to name it.

Speaker 2 (56:00):
It's bad for your teeth, right, I think that's why
I've said that I want a binky.

Speaker 8 (56:04):
What Why there was a time when that was in
Do you remember that back in like the nineties, in
the nineties, Yeah, like you'd still see it in movies
and stuff and like rave culture. People would always have
these pacifiers around their necks.

Speaker 2 (56:16):
Yeah. Why, it was just it was a thing. People
actually did suck them.

Speaker 5 (56:21):
Yeah, they just put them back in like they're adults.

Speaker 3 (56:24):
Yeah, just hanging out at school or whatever, taking a test,
sucking on your binkie.

Speaker 8 (56:27):
Yeah, it was normal. You just suck on your bankie. No,
binkies are back, No, they're not, absolutely not. I'm telling
you right now, they are not back. Don't go buy one.
We're not doing that.

Speaker 2 (56:37):
I lose a lot of things that I have.

Speaker 3 (56:39):
I just really want to throw a fit looking for
my banky one day.

Speaker 8 (56:42):
Why a lot of them come on a lot of
them come on strings. Yeah, they're like necklaces, so that
you have your bankie attached to you at all time.

Speaker 2 (56:49):
Are you get mad at all your friends because you
think them stole your binki?

Speaker 7 (56:52):
And like what, I don't What is the point of sucking.

Speaker 5 (56:57):
On a binkie?

Speaker 8 (56:58):
I just told you to reduce dress and anxiety. It's
a way to soothe yourself, like you know, sucking on
your thumb. That's why kids suck on binkies and their
thumbs and stuff. It's a comfort thing.

Speaker 15 (57:08):
Bro.

Speaker 5 (57:09):
No, be an adult, go for a walk. We're not
tucking on binkies.

Speaker 2 (57:12):
Well, some people are. Maybe that's problem. You sound stressed out.
You need a binki. Now, Just dip your binkie in
a little bit of tequila and you'll like it. Yamkay.
What you got in there?

Speaker 3 (57:23):
That's what's trending all right. First day follow up is
coming up right after this, so the Double Show. The
Double Show is also brought to you by Better help,
give online therapy a try at betterhelp dot com, slash
jewbel and get on your way to being your best self.

Speaker 6 (57:37):
Doubles Dirty Little Secret.

Speaker 3 (57:40):
Hello, Hey, you haven't dirty a Little Secret?

Speaker 10 (57:44):
I do.

Speaker 6 (57:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 15 (57:46):
So here's what's been going on.

Speaker 13 (57:48):
Okay, id out that my best friend, I'm known this
kid since we were kids, little kids. Uh, found out
that he's doing the Taco Tango with my sister.

Speaker 2 (58:01):
Whoa.

Speaker 8 (58:02):
Oh yeah, and you don't like that with your sister?

Speaker 6 (58:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (58:12):
Now, look, I can overlook like the fact that you know,
she's my sister. You know this is you know, people
are friends with people that end up dating their you know, siblings,
whatever that happens.

Speaker 15 (58:21):
Yeah, but the problem I have here is the fact that.

Speaker 2 (58:24):
She is engaged whoa and not to him.

Speaker 13 (58:32):
No, So I I'm in a bad spot because I
know that they're doing this and I know her. At
the end of day, he's a pool dude. I'm a
fan of him, and I love my best friend. I'm
not happy that he's doing this right now that he's
you know, they're doing the egg Plant Escapade together, and
I'm a fan of that, given that she's engaged.

Speaker 15 (58:53):
So my that's my dru secret.

Speaker 13 (58:55):
And essentially what I'm trying to decide is whether I
confront my sister about it or if I just go
ahead and warn the fiance that this is happening.

Speaker 5 (59:04):
Well, I think you have.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
To ask yourself who do you want to be? Your brother, or.

Speaker 8 (59:09):
Your best friend or the fiance, and then you can
act accordingly.

Speaker 13 (59:15):
That's that's a good question. It's just the fact that
my best friend will is still doing this with the
knowledge that she's engaged. That's really messed up our relationship
a bit, because he just looks so bad in my
eyes now that he would do this. Yeah, I just
I want to end this. I just don't know whether
to warn her, like, hey, you should stop this, or

(59:37):
if I should just go ahead and tell the fiancee
that this is going on.

Speaker 2 (59:40):
How did you find out?

Speaker 6 (59:42):
I found in what?

Speaker 13 (59:43):
Because there were a couple of times where my friend
was like over at my parents' house and we were
all home together, Like my sister doesn't live at home anymore,
but like she'll be over at my parents' house occasionally,
and I go home and I see my buddy there
and I'm like, what are you doing here? And then
I ended up seeing some text messages like on her

(01:00:03):
phone and his phone. I did a little snooping, not
proud of it, but I did, in fact find out
that what I suspected was happening.

Speaker 17 (01:00:10):
So that's how I found out.

Speaker 8 (01:00:12):
I just feel like, I also want to know if
you're single, because you have morals and that's really hot.

Speaker 13 (01:00:21):
Well'm I am engaged actually, and okay, I respect you know,
I respect respect it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
You know, I respect that. You know that's God. But
real talk, though, you got to talk to your sister
before I talked to you. I think you definitely got
to talk to your sister.

Speaker 8 (01:00:37):
Yeah, okay, see what she wants.

Speaker 15 (01:00:41):
How do I approach that conversation?

Speaker 8 (01:00:42):
You just tell her that you know what's going on
and you're being a brother that just wants to have
a heart to heart and ask her what it is
that she wants, and then you can go into how
she's playing two dudes and call her what you want.

Speaker 3 (01:00:53):
And it'll make the conversation easier if you use those
colorful terms that you've been using for.

Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
Yeah, I like that. Yeah, I know you Taco what
was it again?

Speaker 5 (01:01:01):
Tango tango?

Speaker 2 (01:01:03):
Escapadia?

Speaker 3 (01:01:04):
Yeah, well, good luck, thank you for telling us your
dirty little secret.

Speaker 2 (01:01:08):
Yeah for real, good luck, keep tomorrow. Appreciate to help
see

Speaker 13 (01:01:12):
What's your dirty little secret?

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