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Speaker 1 (00:01):
This just in.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's the Gell Show. American Eagle Outfitters has released new
ads featuring Sidney Sweeney to promote their new line of
white hoodies. We'll see how that ends. See how easy
it is to create fake news. That's why every single
week we bring you the cleverly named segment real News
or Fake News, where I read a news headline that
(00:25):
went viral this week, and you have to see if
you can tell whether it's a real news story or
a fake one that people actually believed. And we'll test
your skills at spotting fake news. Coming up right after that,
it's time for real News or Fake News. It's a
dual show. It's very easy to create fake news, and
that's why every week at this time we bring you
(00:46):
the geniusly named segment Real News or Fake News, where
Irene's read a news headline from the week and you
have to see if you can tell whether it's a
real news story or a fake news story that when
viral and people actually believed it. Here's your first story
for real news or fake News. A solemn ash scattering
ceremony interrupted by wet fart. Solemn ash scattering ceremony interrupted
(01:11):
by wet fart. Here's the story. You can see if
you think this is a real news story or a
fake news story, I think you're laughing. I'm so grossed down.
The video has gone viral of a family that was
doing an ash scattering ceremony on the water, and when
(01:31):
they were on the boat, they used the free version
of Spotify to play Frank Sinatra's The Impossible Dream. The
free version, of course, has ads, which they didn't think about,
and right after the song ended, an ad came on
for what to do when feeling constipated. And the best
part is the ad started with a wet fart and
(01:53):
it interrupted the ass scattering ceremony. Is it's a real
news story that went viral or a fake news story
that people actually believe. Has to be real? This has
to be real. I'm just saying it's real, Victorian, this
is real or fake. I'm hoping it's real. You're hoping
it's real. It is a real news story. Actually, the
audio of it happening.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Is the quickest way to clear out stuff.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
The family that was doing the ashcattering ceremony did find
it funny. I'm sure they did it.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
I thought it was like somebody there that did it,
so it's a little bit better that it.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Was just audio and somebody else's wetness. The guy who
filmed it actually joke that his mom really needs to
get Spotify Premium. Here's another headline for real news or
fake News? A segment where I give you a news
story and you have to see if you can tell
whether it's a real news story that went viral or
a fake news story that people actually believed. Kentucky woman
(03:08):
arrested for possessing meth at Disney World? Could this be real?
Real or fake? As there married to this story? Yes? Sorry.
A Kentucky woman was arrested after allegedly possessing meth at
(03:29):
Disney World. When security stopped her. She had a bag
with her that said Goofy's Headache Powder, and she was
attempting to find Goofy so she could do the headache
powder with him. A Kentucky woman was arrested at Disney
World for attempting to do meth with Goofy. Is that
(03:50):
a real news story or a fake news?
Speaker 5 (03:52):
Is real?
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Oh my gosh, this is real?
Speaker 6 (03:57):
I am also hoping this is real just because she
wants to do it with goofy.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
This is of course yeah what no word on if
goofyes that grow up on the headache bottle. This is
so dangerous.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
There are children everywhere and she's just walking around with
this bag that looks like powdered sugar. You just sprinkle
a little bit on the ground or hit somebody's churro.
You don't know who you're accidentally drugging. They're they're everywhere
in Disney.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
So good. I mean, you've got enough sugarup kids running
aund where. It seems like they're mathaticts anyway, and then
you have to have a real one. They're trying to
do better with Goofy. It's ridiculous. Here's another headline for
real news or fake news. A segment where I read
a new story. You have to see if you can
tell whether it's a real one or a fake one
that went viral and people actually believed it. The Nickelback
(04:44):
causes disturbance during camping trip. Oh, Nickelback causes disturbance during
camping trip.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
And we're talking about the band Nickelback.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Yes, Okay. Last Thursday, a search and rescue in British Columbia,
Canada was called to a remote hiking and climbing area
in the woods after hikers reported hearing repeated cries. When
they arrived, the team heard faint yelling and closed in
(05:14):
on the area. Eventually they found a man who was
camping alone. But he wasn't in distress. He was just
singing his heart out to Nickelback songs. What I was
listening to Nickelback too. He was just singing Nickelback so
loud that campers and rescue searchers thought that he was
in distress. But he was just singing Nickelback alone in
(05:36):
the woods. Oh so sad.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
It's gotta be so real because the guy's sad.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Nickelback will make you cry. That has to be fake
because you don't even want to hear it.
Speaker 6 (05:47):
You should be able to hear the guy singing.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Why it's fake?
Speaker 6 (05:52):
Fake?
Speaker 2 (05:53):
It is a real news story. Absolutely.
Speaker 7 (05:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
The guy was just singing Nickelback so loud that everybody
thought he was in trouble.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Hopefully, when I found and they gave him a hug,
they probably did.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Yeah, they're like, man, you gotta find a new band.
Speaker 6 (06:09):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 8 (06:18):
Hello, I've got.
Speaker 9 (06:19):
Your things, Hello, Hi, I've got all your things.
Speaker 8 (06:29):
You go.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Hi, Connor.
Speaker 9 (06:32):
My name is Juniper and I'm calling from Airlines Items
Resolution and Recovery Team. And you recently lost a piece
of luggage on one of our flights, didn't you.
Speaker 8 (06:45):
Yeah? Yeah I did, Yes, And.
Speaker 9 (06:47):
I have some good news and some bad news for you.
If you'd like to let me know which one you
would like first, I'll deliver it.
Speaker 8 (07:00):
Uh. Oh, bad news first.
Speaker 9 (07:03):
Okay, Yes, I knew you were going to say that.
Oftentimes people like to receive the bad before the good
with the bad news, and I'm so sorry to inform
you of this, but your luggage was unfortunately ruined, destroyed.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
My two thousands.
Speaker 9 (07:27):
Small little pieces on the tarmac. It met its ultimate
demise on the tarmac. It was hit by a luggage cart.
Speaker 8 (07:38):
And oh my luggage was hit by Yes, yes, it
was destroyed when it luggage.
Speaker 9 (07:50):
Cart ran over your bag and demolished it.
Speaker 8 (07:54):
On the tar.
Speaker 9 (07:56):
But the good news that I'll give you is that
all of your items, they were all recovered and are
doing well and safe.
Speaker 8 (08:06):
Oh okay, whoa, that's so taken care of. Ok.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
You're not home right now.
Speaker 8 (08:21):
I'm sorry you're not.
Speaker 9 (08:23):
At your house.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Right now.
Speaker 8 (08:28):
Oh okay, how do you know that?
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (08:33):
I stopped by to deliver your items, and you're not there.
And I noticed that you weren't outside of the house
or in the house or in your bedroom. So I
decided to go ahead and making a little more of
a personal delivery since I've grown so attached to your clothing.
Speaker 8 (08:56):
I don't know what you're dealing with, dude, or why
you're lego. You sound like alert, like I don't know
why you're on my property and not calling me.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
I've left your property.
Speaker 9 (09:05):
Yes, I've left your property because I knew that you
weren't there, and so I've decided to do a little
more of a personal delivery. So the items are in
the trunk of your car.
Speaker 8 (09:16):
I you what do you mean? The items are in
the trunk of my car.
Speaker 9 (09:19):
I was able to deliver them to the trunk of
your car.
Speaker 8 (09:23):
You were able to deliver them to the trunk of
my car? And how were you able to do that?
Speaker 10 (09:28):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (09:28):
You know, just some things that I've learned along the
way of how to get into certain places. Anyway, they're
all here, we're all here, and we wait your arrival
so that the delivery can be made.
Speaker 8 (09:44):
So you're waiting for my arrival in a trunk of
my car.
Speaker 9 (09:49):
You're at your desk right now, but me and your
items are all warm and comfy in the back of
your vehicle waiting for you.
Speaker 8 (10:01):
Okay, Yeah, I don't know who you are. You're telling
me you're in a trunk of my car, like I'm
about to call the police, dude, because you're creeping your
If we could not call.
Speaker 9 (10:09):
The police, I would appreciate that.
Speaker 8 (10:11):
I don't need I would appreciate if you were in
an in my car.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Hey, Connor, this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show
doing a phone brank on you and your girlfriend sets
you up. Oh, it's a joke. She said that you
lost your luggage recently and when you guys are on vacation,
and she wanted to mess with you. Oh, wake up
every morning with Jubal phone. Franks, it's time for Nina.
(10:38):
Is what's trending?
Speaker 4 (10:38):
I think we need to do a wellness check, are
we Okay? We just talked about how the other day
there's no song of the Summer because most of the
popular songs on the charts are all sad songs, and
now we're getting research thanks to science that are saying
that the most used emoji this year is the wilted
dead rose because people are searching for heartbroken emojis, eying emojis,
(11:00):
so the wilted rose is the most used. Then it
goes even further than that. Rejection pills are trending, and
that's just taking rejection. Taking thailand all for rejection for it,
I'm gonna tell you. Research has found that thailand all
reduces the emotional pain rejection produces.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
It's just like it does pain.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
Yeah, because I got I guess, or maybe or maybe
it's placebo.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
I'm not really sure.
Speaker 6 (11:28):
I get do that kind of working because if like
you get rejected, unless like you're crying, your head's gonna
start hurting and then like so, I don't know, maybe
that kind of helps if you.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Cry, and emotional pain can manifest in the body pain
as well. That's very true.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
I always say I'd rather be shot in the foot
than experience outbreak. It really hurts that you just took
that like steps forward. I guess it makes people want
to have some Thilana watch the bullet wound and heal.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
You're never really sure if your heart's solely healed. I
don't think it ever does.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
It's like stretching jeans, you know, they just kind of
stretch and you can anyway. So that's why I just
wanted to check in. Are we all right, because a
lot of heartbreak is trending. Are you all right? I'm fine.
I'm not experiencing heartbreak. I just said I've said in
the past.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Yeah, and trust me, there's some better pills in town
and all you can take.
Speaker 5 (12:17):
For He's got to find them, doing me laugh like that? Okay,
somebody else's probably not doing so well as a girl
that has been arrested for the fifth time for trying
to get close to posts Malone.
Speaker 6 (12:39):
Hey man, she's really putting it all out there.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
Yeah, it's like you're kind of twisted, right, Like part
of you wants to feel inspired by her persistence, the
other is completely terrified by.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
The means that she's gone to.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
Do this, and obviously she needs a little bit of help,
So they're keeping her in jail until they get until
they can give her a mental evalue, shake some tile
and all. Maybe she should, maybe that's what she needs.
But this last time, when she was taken into custody.
She jumped in front of his car because he was
trying to leave his home and he had to swerve
(13:12):
to avoid hitting her, but she says that she believes
she's entitled to be near.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Him and move post malone, what to serve? Yeah, I
mean if someone was stalking you non stop and then
they jump in front of your car. I used to
say that I wouldn't go like I didn't see him though,
you know what, a good dude, don't stop jubile. You
will get run over and it is called self defense. Stopped.
(13:46):
That's my post malone. That's a solid mood. Yeah, I
never thought about it that way.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
I think you're right that girl's not entitled to anything
though like that she's in jail. They're trying to get
her help because clearly, but I hope you are doing
okay out there and you don't need her rejection pills,
but you know, maybe try til it on.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
That's what's trending.
Speaker 11 (14:05):
We'll go for a first date follow up powered by
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Speaker 2 (14:12):
Trip is on the phone today for a first day
follow up, and he's getting ghosted by a girl named Bri,
and he really liked her and has no idea why.
So we're about to call her in a minute and
see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and
maybe get him another date. But first trip, how long
has it been since you heard from Bri.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
It's been a couple of days now, okay?
Speaker 2 (14:32):
How many times have you reached out to her in
that time?
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Just you know, just a just a couple. I texted
her like right after her date to to see what
was going on and had her come back, and then
you know, like one at a time a day later,
and then I just texted her again yesterday to see
if she was okay and still knocking.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Why don't you tell us about your date then, trip?
How did that go?
Speaker 12 (14:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Sure? So we met on the league for you guys familiar? Yeah, yeah,
it's like it's like a higher end dating app to
get a proved to join in, and it's so like
business professionals and stuff who you know want to seem
like big things in their life.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Yeah, I think I have heard of that. Then, Okay,
so you met on there? So you guys are both
high powered business cards? An business cards? Uh?
Speaker 1 (15:21):
I mean yeah, you know, I do okay, and Grit
does it does pretty well too, so we yeah, you know,
we'll do it all right. So, you know, we had
to talking, and so we decided to go to like
the higher end steakhouse for for our date. I sent
out a car to pick her up, you know, really
rolled out the red carpet for you know, it was
we dropped a good turn of change on this. You know,
(15:43):
we got caviar, seafood tower, pretty nice bottle of wine.
She seemed really into all of it. She she was
you know, old up and was really excited by by
getting a car to pick her up and uh, and
all of that conversation was good. We we drank at
the bunch. Initially, you know, I had invited her back
(16:04):
to my place and she said yeah. And then but
you know, then she kind of changed her mind. She
like stepped away to the bath room, uh, and came
back and was like, I need to go home.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
So she went to the bathroom, came back and said
she needed to go home.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
Yeah, what do you think happened in that time where
she said yes and I need to go home?
Speaker 1 (16:25):
I mean, you know, really a lot and drank a lot.
So I'm suber. She was a little uh you know,
was embarrassed that maybe some some tummy troubles we were
heading her way, you.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Know, oh okay, okay, felt like she got too drunk
or much.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
No, I don't. I don't think she was drunk. I
think she ate too much and maybe, uh maybe maybe
you know, I was worried about about what, you know,
what I might see the next morning, you know what
I mean, like in my bathroom.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
That's one way to aspiral. Do you I mean, do
you think that why she ghosted you though?
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Because yeah, I mean I can't think anything else. Like,
like I said, the conversation was great. She had initially
said yes to coming back to my place, so I
know there was nothing in a conversation that.
Speaker 8 (17:12):
Would have thrown her off.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
So you know, that's that's really all I can think of,
and that she's like embarrassed to be that she had
to say no, and so you know, has been kind
of like weird because she thinks I'm I'm judging her,
but like I totally not wanted to know I'm okay,
and that she shouldn't be embarrassed by it or anything.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
When the bathroom came back and then left.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Basically, you know, he's there her for like, you know,
a few more kind of wrap up moments, but but
she got out of there pretty quick.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
I was just going to say, did you get her
a car home?
Speaker 1 (17:40):
I did, of course, Like, yeah, the car, the car
got her there, So.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Like, okay, maybe she had a thing for the car
guy interception. I'm sorry, I hope that's I mean.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
I mean too, Like, you know, I'd be really bummed
out if I got her the best looking car guy.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
You know, try to figure out for you to play
a song come back and then call her and see
if she'll tell us why she's ghosting you and maybe
get you another date. Okay, all right, thanks, all right,
we'll play a song come back. Get your first Day follow.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Up next.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
If you're just joining us for today's the first Day
follow up trip. Is on the phone and he's getting
ghosted from a date that he went on with a
woman named Brie, and we're about to call her and
see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and
maybe get him another date. But before we do that trip,
why don't you catch everybody up on your date with Brie?
Speaker 10 (18:27):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Yeah, we went went to a high end steakhouse. We
we really you know, ate and drank the night away
and you know it's had a car to pick her up.
And then she stepped back, switch to the bathroom, came
back and like we're like, oh, I got to go
home right now?
Speaker 2 (18:43):
You think maybe the reason you're getting ghosted is because
she had to go to the bathroom really bad and
she's embarrassed.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Yepactly what I think it is.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
All right, see if we can figure it out for you,
you're ready for us to call her.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
You better believe it.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Here we go. Hello, Hi, I may I speak to Bree? Please, Brie?
How are you? My name is Jewbell and I host
a radio show. It's called the Jewbel Show.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
Hi, Bree, the radio show is here. My name's Nina Hi,
and I'm Victoria.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
How are you?
Speaker 12 (19:20):
Hi?
Speaker 13 (19:21):
Good?
Speaker 2 (19:21):
How are you good? Do you ever listen to the show?
Speaker 4 (19:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:25):
If you ever heard a first day follow up before
where we call somebody who's been on a date and
they've been ghosted, so we get the other person on
the phone to find out why they've been ghosted, then
I'll just tell you that's what this is.
Speaker 11 (19:36):
Oh wow, okay, Okay, we got an email about you
from a guy named Trip Right.
Speaker 12 (19:45):
Okay, yes, uh huh.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
He says that you have talked to him since your date,
it's been about a week. Said that you guys met
on the dating app The League, which is like a
very successful people dating app.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
Right.
Speaker 12 (19:59):
Yeah, he told us.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
That you guys were out to dinner and you went
to the bathroom during dinner at one point and came
back and we're like, I got to go, and that's
the last year from you.
Speaker 13 (20:07):
Oh, it's interesting. That's his interpretation of the date.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
Okay, so that's not it.
Speaker 13 (20:14):
Well, I feel like he's leading out the major points.
I mean, the date was initially lovely, you know, we
went to a nice place. I felt like he usually
trying to impress me, and like money was not an option.
It was ordering all the things, and I did think
(20:36):
there was potential there for a good portion of the date.
It really wasn't until the end where she really unraveled.
Speaker 12 (20:45):
Again.
Speaker 13 (20:46):
I can't believe he left all of this out. But
so the bill comes and he took a screenshot of
the bill and then his phone rang. It was his mom.
He sit there. It seemed like she wanted to recap
everything we had ordered to make sure the bill was correct,
(21:07):
like that he was being charged correctly and it was
a large bill, but he was one that insisted on
ordering like all the things.
Speaker 6 (21:15):
Took a picture and send it to his mom to
like huh yeah, And.
Speaker 13 (21:21):
Then he told his mom as I'm sitting there, but
I'm going to go back to his place, which is
already very weird. But then she's saying things like don't worry,
I'll be responsible, and then he said, I know, I'll
be on my best behavior. And I'm not sure what
the conversation was.
Speaker 12 (21:41):
Completely, but it just it just gave me.
Speaker 13 (21:43):
The eck immediately, Like I love mom's boy, but this
was like.
Speaker 12 (21:47):
A bottle fed mama's boy.
Speaker 13 (21:50):
From what I understand, I think the money is his
mom's money and she wants to know what he's spending
it on, so he has to send a photo of
the checks and the like.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
Aren't any surprised, Like, even if that's a thing, wouldn't
you want to send it?
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Like later, thanks for telling us, Bree, you didn't tell
us that part? Yeah, no, of course. Well she probably
doesn't think it's weird because he openly did it. But
guess what he's actually on the phone listening and has
been listening and wants to.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Talk to you. Oh okay, well I a breae.
Speaker 8 (22:25):
Hi Hi, Uh, I guess you would.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
I guess I wish you would have said something about it.
It's never struck me as weird. My mom's been a
financial manager for a long time, so like she always
she always loves to, you know, double check bills and
then it is very involved in money, like it's a
pretty normal thing to do. And your parents an expert,
you know, and look at the end of the day,
like I get what you're saying about her being involved,
(22:52):
Like I totally do. But uh, you know, once once
my mom falls in love with you, like she won't,
she doesn't, it won't be as involved. You know. That's
that's that's just kind of a now thing.
Speaker 13 (23:05):
Well what do you mean by that.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Well, I mean, you know, she she worries, she worries
that that that people are like after me for my
money and her money, you know, both of our money.
So you know, once what she meets you and like
approves of you and stuff, she'll she'll definitely like back off.
It won't be as big a deal. What she knows
that you're in it for the right reasons.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Oh yeah, in a way it does.
Speaker 4 (23:31):
I just I wonder if money, if you're afraid of
people liking you for money, then maybe flashing it in
the beginning is maybe not the move.
Speaker 12 (23:38):
Yeah, I mean.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Maybe, But like you know, again, the league is a
place for successful people, and like like I assume, I
assume that anyone I meet on there is is also
comfortable with money and used to seeing money spent. So, like,
you know, it's not about flashing it. It's about providing
a a level of I don't know, comfort, familiarity, like confidence,
(24:06):
you know what I mean.
Speaker 13 (24:08):
Yeah, yeah, I mean I appreciate the lovely day and
I think you're you're a lovely guy, But I just
do not feel comfortable with that much mother a Like
that was just to me, like next level. And I
find it very hard to believe that she will back
off when she finds someone.
Speaker 12 (24:28):
She approves of.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
I mean, she she will, that's kind of HERMI be
very engaged up front and then back off where she's coming.
Speaker 13 (24:37):
I have a lot of friends that have mother in
laws that stay and it's not it's not that way Withsten.
No offense, I'm sure she lovely too, but that is
just not something I can sign up for.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Well, Brie, would you like to go on another date
with triple pay for it?
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Yeah? You know, I'd really love to see again. And
you know, the second date is always a date where
I take someone to meet my mom. So you know,
do that screwed away?
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Okay, expedite the process.
Speaker 6 (25:05):
You know.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
I still I think you're gonna have to stick with
my no.
Speaker 13 (25:09):
Thank you. I I've never met someone's parents on the
second date, and this just seems like a lot for
me right from the get I just don't think we're
a match.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
You know, on the day you mentioned that you like
keithho my mom makes a really great Keys, Like we'll
be missing out the spectunity for a good Keys.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
I mean, come on, we gotta love a good Keys.
Keith Lorraine hit it right again.
Speaker 13 (25:36):
I just don't think that that's I don't want to
lead you on trip. You seem like a nice guy
that I I just think I got the ick and
I don't think I could come back from it. And
if I went over there for a second date, I'd
be just going over there for the keche And I don't.
Speaker 10 (25:51):
Know you will first date follow up some sort of
a mentally challenged airhead.
Speaker 6 (26:03):
No, not even I didn't say that.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
It was like, why am I youve been listening to
to begin with?
Speaker 12 (26:09):
You're a virgin who can't dry.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Almost time for America's a favorite trivia game. Pardon me
you versus Victoria. Your chance to take on our own
Victoria Ramirez in a game of trivia for Mariner's tickets.
Oh yeah, yay, there we are. Know what's going on
with my voice? Raw, We're going on the ride with
you for Mariners tickets. So call us up if you
(26:32):
want to play eight eight eight three four three one
O six one eight eight eight three four three one
O six one. You can also dm us at the
Jubil Show or go to the jubilshow dot com if
you think you have what it takes to beat Victoria.
Speaker 6 (26:43):
My streak is gonna be kind of like your voice,
like it went down so like I've been like through
like a losing streak. Yeah, but then it kind of
just came back up at a random Everything that's gonna
be me sweet today.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Yeah, okay, all right, Well, if you think you meet Victoria,
calls up right now. I'll play U vers Victoria right
after this. It's the Jebel Show.
Speaker 14 (27:00):
You know what's weird about your quizzes, Katie, is that
all the work is right and just the answers are wrong.
I know that having a boyfriend may seem like the
most important thing in the world right now, but you
don't have to dumb yourself down to get guys to
like you.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Time for America is a favorite trivia game. You versus
at Victoria. Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in
a game of trivia for Mariner's tickets today, and let's
meet our contestant for you versus Victoria, Emily. What's up?
Speaker 4 (27:25):
Emily?
Speaker 2 (27:25):
How are you? I'm doing good?
Speaker 12 (27:27):
How are you guys doing this morning?
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Pretty good? Thank you for asking me?
Speaker 6 (27:31):
Feeling pretty?
Speaker 2 (27:32):
Pretty hot? Pretty? Are you you feel hot?
Speaker 4 (27:34):
She does have a short scirttering today, Oh, I didn't
mean that high and I'm.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Like hot light? Are you for the game? But yet?
Speaker 6 (27:38):
Thanks Nada, You're welcome.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Are you ready to go?
Speaker 9 (27:41):
Emily?
Speaker 2 (27:41):
How are you feeling?
Speaker 8 (27:43):
I am all right.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio and while
she's leaving. Here's how the game is played. You have
thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't know one, just say pass and Victoria has
to beat you outright to win. Okay, I'm good, All right,
there we go. Your time starts now.
Speaker 4 (28:03):
How many cards are in a standard deck of playing cards?
Speaker 12 (28:06):
Fifty two?
Speaker 4 (28:08):
What gas to plants use from the air to make food.
Speaker 12 (28:12):
Carbon dioxide?
Speaker 4 (28:13):
Which avenger is known as the first avenger?
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Ooh uh, iron.
Speaker 4 (28:20):
Man who holds the record for winning the most oscars.
Speaker 12 (28:24):
Past?
Speaker 2 (28:25):
What's the study of fossils called paleontology in the Hunger Games?
Speaker 4 (28:31):
What district is catnus from twelve?
Speaker 2 (28:35):
I got that in. We'll bring Victoria back into the
studio and well, excuse me, sorry about that, Emily. And
while she's getting her headphones on and getting settled in stuff,
here's a question for you. What do you think spiders
dream about? Oh?
Speaker 11 (28:54):
Oh, probably flies, Like a lot of flies, endless number
of them, just like coming into their web all day.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
That's good, Yeah, yeah, that's probably true, Victoria. What do
you think spiders dream about?
Speaker 6 (29:05):
Two things? One could be webs, like all the webs
they plan to make the next day. How big the
rope was going to be? If they're gonna make a
little design on their web, or if they live like
in a farm or something, the animals and the farm,
like like Wilbur in Charlot's Web.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
He kind of you straight there, Yeah, Noddy dreams about Wilbur. Yeah, whoa, whoa, whoa?
What I thought to family show? All right, here we
go thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't know when, just say pass. And they have
to be emily outright to win, and Emily you can
sell Victoria whin.
Speaker 12 (29:37):
To go.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Alright?
Speaker 4 (29:39):
Ready, how many cards are in the standard deck of
playing cards?
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (29:45):
Twenty eight?
Speaker 4 (29:47):
What gas to plants use from the air to make food?
Speaker 6 (29:49):
Wait? That makes no sense.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
There's twelve of each card. It's I don't know.
Speaker 6 (29:54):
I'm gonna go at fifty eight. Actually, wait, why.
Speaker 4 (29:56):
We questioned what gas do plants use from the air?
Speaker 3 (29:58):
Next?
Speaker 6 (29:59):
Nevermind?
Speaker 2 (29:59):
I don't. Avenger is known as the first Avenger.
Speaker 4 (30:01):
Oh Tony Sark, who holds the record for winning the
most America Captain America.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
I got that? Uh? Oh, I should have passed that.
I don't.
Speaker 4 (30:13):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
All right, letould send it over the scoreboard and see
how you guys did with our scoreboard. Our social media
producer Gabby Yikes.
Speaker 4 (30:22):
Yeah, yikes is right, Victoria O. You only got one
correct and Emily got four.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
Whoa when congratulations? She smashed you. Yeah, crushed it and
you also got Mariners tickets. You're playing too. Yay, Thank
you guys, thank you.
Speaker 4 (30:40):
All right, let's get the answers now with Nina. There
are fifty two cards in a standard deck of playing cards.
Carbon dioxide is the gas that plants used from the
air to make food. Captain America is the first Avenger. Hey,
Walt Disney won twenty two oscars, so he holds the
record for the most oscars.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (30:57):
Paleontology is the study of fossils, and in the Hunger Games,
Catnus is from District twelve.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Danger.
Speaker 6 (31:03):
You got all?
Speaker 2 (31:03):
You got to all those questions? Yeah, a good job.
Thank you for playing, Emily.
Speaker 6 (31:11):
Yes, thank you guys.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
Good one. We play you verse Victoria this same time
every single weekday morning. If you want to play, all
you have to do is dm us at the Jubile
Show or go to the Jubilshow dot com and you
too can battle it out against Victoria.
Speaker 6 (31:25):
How do you think she got to that many questions?
I don't think I've ever gotten to that many. She
answered all them correctly leading up to it, and she
knew what she didn't know. Oh, that's what that feels like.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
It's time to catch a cheater. Only on the Jubil Show,
Mollie is on the phone today for to catch a
cheater and she thinks that her boyfriend of five years
names James, might be messing around. So we'll see if
we can help her out in just a second. But first, Mollie, sorry,
you're going through it. What's up? Why do you think
James is cheating on you?
Speaker 11 (31:55):
So that's something I've seen on the news. And because
we've been together for five years, and you know, we
have a really good relationship, like a really strong relationship.
It feels like we've known each other our entire life,
which means we don't let the other one get away
with anything, you know. And I don't keep James on
(32:17):
a leash. But I always tell him, hey, you know,
their eyes everywhere, you know, And I always say that
in a joking.
Speaker 12 (32:23):
Manner, right exactly.
Speaker 11 (32:27):
Yeah, And his friends liked me more than him, so
you know, I never had a problem with him wandering
the streets with his friends, and I really kind of
wish I had him on a leash now, you know.
Speaker 12 (32:39):
And anyways, three days ago.
Speaker 11 (32:41):
I actually saw something on the news that made me question,
you know, not only James, but like all of his
friends as well, you know, the people I trusted. They
were out at a bar downtown and apparently there was
a robbery at a.
Speaker 12 (32:53):
Convenience store next door.
Speaker 11 (32:55):
James and his friends were flying but yeah, yeah, because
they were out in front when it happened. Jane said
that they were held up by cops wanting a statement afterwards,
you know, like they do when things like this go on. Right,
it was pretty late by the time he got in,
and he was fine when he got in. He didn't
seem shaken, he didn't seem concerned, but he was, you know,
(33:17):
drunk as hell. So when the uber dropped him off,
and I didn't know any of the details of what happened,
you know. Once the next day he said that him
and his friends were sitting out on the patio and
some guy went into the store, held his owner at gunpoint,
and they took the money and bounced, you know, And
Jane said he didn't see much because the dude was
quick right. And later that day I had the news on.
(33:40):
I'm sorry, it's just a little nervous. Later that day
I had the news on, and there's been quite a
few robberies in the area, you know, and one of
the convenience store the night before was mentioned.
Speaker 12 (33:52):
They played a click from the store interview the store
owner about uh.
Speaker 11 (33:56):
They talked to him about what had happened, and in
the back was je but he wasn't around his friends.
There was a girl hanging.
Speaker 12 (34:04):
All over him.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
Right.
Speaker 12 (34:07):
I didn't know the girl, you.
Speaker 11 (34:09):
Know, but it looked like she knew James quite well.
It wasn't a long interview on the news, but for me,
I saw enough, right, and I was pissed about what
I saw. I couldn't even look at him. And I
apparently can't trust his friends either.
Speaker 12 (34:24):
And I don't know.
Speaker 11 (34:25):
I feel like I'm filing and I don't know who
to trusts anymore.
Speaker 12 (34:29):
I mean, and I do. I can recognize this.
Speaker 11 (34:31):
I have a small habit of jumping to conclusion, and
if James is.
Speaker 12 (34:35):
Cheating on me, I want to nail him. I just
threw the ground. I will have his manhood for great.
Speaker 4 (34:44):
Anybody would have the same reaction if they saw their
man on television with somebody else hanging all over them,
especially after he said he was with his boys. So
I mean, you don't need to minimize your emotions right
now is the point.
Speaker 11 (34:58):
That's exactly what I'm saying, right, I mean, you feel
me you would be his Yeah, yes, that's what I'm
trying to stay calm.
Speaker 12 (35:04):
But I'm curious. I am like a raging lunatic.
Speaker 11 (35:08):
Inside right now.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Yeah, that's hard one to explain if she was like
hanging all over him, right.
Speaker 11 (35:16):
And you can't tell me this is just a drunk
lady at the gas station who all of a sudden
feels comfortable when it's around you to throw her arms,
you know. So I'm like, where did you pick up
this woman? And where are his friends? Where are his friends?
Speaker 9 (35:28):
Right?
Speaker 2 (35:28):
Yeah? All right, well you told us what grocery store
he's a Rewards card member at, So well do the usual,
play a song, come back, and then call him and
pretend to be from the grocery store and say that.
Every single month, we choose one lucky Rewards card member
who gets a free gift from us, free flowers delivered
from our floral apartment, and we'll see if he sends
those flowers to you or to somebody else.
Speaker 8 (35:46):
Okay, okay, thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
All right, we'll get your to catch theeeter next right
in the middle of to catch a cheater, And if
you're just joining us. Mollie is on the phone and
she thinks that her boyfriend of five years name James,
might be messing around. So we're about to call him
and present to me from the grocery store that he's
a rewards card Membret and say that he's this month's
lucky winner of free flowers delivered from our floral department,
(36:10):
and we'll see if he sends those to his girlfriend
Molly or to somebody else. But before we did that, Molly,
why don't you break down your situation again for us
real quick?
Speaker 12 (36:18):
All right?
Speaker 11 (36:19):
So my husband goes out with his friends and on
the time, I always trust them to do that, And
then he comes home drunk saying that there was a
robbery a nearby gas station. And when I watched the
news the next day, there's a girl hanging all over
him and his friends are nowhere in sight. So I
want to see if he's cheating on me, Like, who
(36:41):
is this girl?
Speaker 2 (36:42):
Yeah, yeah, could it be just some scared drunk girl.
I don't know.
Speaker 11 (36:46):
Listen, I don't know if you guys thought it seemed
like they were things, you know. I just I can't
even imagine that this is just someone he just met
at the gas station.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
What you saw for sure?
Speaker 12 (36:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (36:59):
Okay for us to call him, I'm ready, all right,
here we go. Hello, Hi, this is corrible calling for
I was looking for our Rewards Card member named James.
Speaker 3 (37:19):
Yeah, this is James.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
Hi, James, Please don't hang up. This is not a
marketing phone call. I'm actually calling with a big congratulations.
You're this month's winner.
Speaker 3 (37:26):
What what did you win?
Speaker 2 (37:28):
Well, maybe you don't know. Every single month, we choose
one Rewards Card member to say thank you very much
for being such a loyal customer by giving you a gift.
And this month it's free flowers delivered from our new
and improved floor apartment. You've just won thirty six long
sim red roses, a box of candy or chocolate, and
a card to be delivered to anybody that you want,
absolutely free.
Speaker 3 (37:46):
Cool.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
Yeah, congratulations and thank you so much, and there is
no purchase necessary. I will not ask you for any
credit card information, nothing like that. What I would need
from you first would be the first and last name
of the person that you want to send flowers to,
and then anything that you might want to put on
a card, and then we'll get the address and that'll
be it.
Speaker 15 (38:04):
Yeah, I mean you can send it to my address.
I guess her name is Mollie. Okay, And do you
want to put anything on a card? Just put so
I know you're still mad at me for the other night.
I'll make it up to you.
Speaker 3 (38:19):
Dinner on me. It's not too much, No, not at all.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
But I actually do need to let you know that
this is not the grocery store. It's actually a radio show.
It's called The Jebel Show. And my name is Jubell.
How are you okay?
Speaker 8 (38:34):
What?
Speaker 2 (38:35):
Yeah? And we do a segment on our show it's
called to Catch a Cheater, where if you think your
significant other might be messing around, you see who they
send flowers to, and your girlfriend Mollie is on the phone.
Speaker 3 (38:47):
Oh Mollie, Yeah, I'm here. Okay, what's going on? You
think I'm cheating on you?
Speaker 12 (38:57):
How can I not? After seeing what I saw?
Speaker 15 (39:01):
I don't understand where you're talking about. You where did
you see I'm not I don't understand.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
What this is.
Speaker 12 (39:06):
I love the news report you said you were.
Speaker 11 (39:11):
You what you said, you were at the gas station
with the guys when the robbery happened, right, and that
you were being interviewed. But the only interview I saw
was with you and a girl hanging all over you
the entire time.
Speaker 8 (39:27):
Who is she?
Speaker 3 (39:28):
No? No, no, I'm not cheating on you.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
No, well I was. I was.
Speaker 3 (39:34):
I was with the guys. That was exactly where I
said I was. We were at the bar next door
on the patio when that convenience story got robbed. I
told you all of that.
Speaker 11 (39:42):
So where were the guys during the interview? And who
was the girl hanging over your neck?
Speaker 3 (39:48):
That girl is her name is Nora, and that's Lou's
new girlfriend.
Speaker 12 (40:00):
So why is she all over you?
Speaker 3 (40:03):
Because okay, Lou saw the guy that did the robbery,
like he's he like, saw the guy go into the store.
We're all sitting on the patio. Lou showed up late.
Lou showed up with this girl. I guess it's his
new girlfriend. And they were already hammered and then you
know this, a robbery took place and then like the
police wanted to interview everybody. So the police were like
(40:25):
interviewing Lou because he saw the guy and this girl
like could not stand up straight and it's like hanging
all over me, like I'm like holding her up.
Speaker 11 (40:34):
So as soon as the cameras are rolling that Lou
is nowhere in sight, but this girl's on.
Speaker 12 (40:40):
Top of you. That is so convenient that.
Speaker 3 (40:46):
On top of me. As soon was like, yeah, Lou
knows this. Look. When Lou came back, honestly, like he
kind of thought the same thing you did. He was like,
why is this? Why is she like holding on to you?
And I'm like, bro, like she cannot stand up, like
take her.
Speaker 1 (40:59):
And he was like he.
Speaker 3 (41:00):
Apologized to me, and he was like okay, yeah, you know,
I'm sorry, like you know, I'll get her out of here.
But like he like came back and was like, what's
going on. I'm like, dude, like she can't stand up, man,
you gotta like take her out of here, like like
could not stand up drunk like they were drunk when
they got there. But then I don't know what happened,
like she got really drunk and then just you know what,
just I'm gonna hang on. I'm gonna I'm gonna text
(41:22):
you right now. No, I'm gonna tell you. You have to
see the screenshot of my conversation with Lou.
Speaker 1 (41:32):
Later that night.
Speaker 3 (41:33):
Okay, like he apologized and he's like, yeah, she was
like wasted. Just read it like you should have gotten started,
like like I was.
Speaker 12 (41:42):
Just trying to okay, Jesus, and.
Speaker 2 (41:48):
So legit, what does it say.
Speaker 11 (41:50):
Apparently that night she threw up all over his place,
can't hold her liquor.
Speaker 12 (42:00):
Yeah, okay, so but you've got it, and you know,
I'm so sorry, but you have to admit that this
this looks terrible.
Speaker 3 (42:08):
And I mean, I mean I didn't know that. I
was like that, I was on the I don't know
how it looked. But like this is even like a
random girl. This is like you can talk to Lou obviously,
you see the texts Lou's girlfriend. Like I was just
trying to like help her out, like like give her water,
like she's hanging on me like like and I'm like, hey, okay,
like drink some water, and like she's just like can't
(42:30):
literally stand up. And then Lou got back and is
like what's going on here? And I'm like, bro, take
your girl like she's like, get her out of here.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
Molly, do you feel like this is legit?
Speaker 12 (42:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (42:40):
I mean I'm looking at the text messages now and
it's pretty gross, like intense.
Speaker 12 (42:47):
Her protein skills were.
Speaker 1 (42:49):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (42:51):
I would never cheat on you, would never cheat on you.
Speaker 11 (42:54):
And I'm sorry for you, know, like I said, because
of what I saw, and I'm sorry for accusing you.
Speaker 12 (43:01):
And I'm just.
Speaker 11 (43:03):
So glad I went to that show the other day
and sitting all your stuff on fire.
Speaker 2 (43:08):
That's nice to go.
Speaker 3 (43:12):
I mean, you can, you can talk to him.
Speaker 2 (43:13):
You should.
Speaker 15 (43:14):
You should come with us the next time we go out, because,
like you like, obviously you can drink all these guys
under the table.
Speaker 2 (43:24):
Do you congratulations, Molly, he's not cheating.
Speaker 15 (43:27):
Yay.
Speaker 12 (43:28):
Oh god, I'm so happy to.
Speaker 2 (43:30):
Write her down now. And he helped a drink. Yeah.
Speaker 12 (43:35):
Oh you guys have no idea how the wrecking this
was for me. I'm glad you feel better, Thank you,
Thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (43:45):
The jewbile shows to catch a cheater, It's time for
Nina's what's trending.
Speaker 4 (43:49):
It's about to be a big weekend for Major League
Baseball and women MLB is calling up its first female umpire.
Her name is Jen Howell, and she's gonna be He's
been working in the minor leagues for ten years.
Speaker 2 (44:02):
Whoa I know?
Speaker 4 (44:03):
And can you believe after all this time, this is
the first major league baseball Wow, I guess the NBA
got its first female official twenty eight years ago.
Speaker 2 (44:11):
Hey, yeah, I remember when I remember that. Yeah it
was that long ago. Yeah, I didn't realize it was
that long ago. But baseball's catching up.
Speaker 4 (44:19):
And she's going to be debuting on Saturday during the
Marlins and Braves game. So if you want to cheer
on Jen, it's a big weekend. So congratulations to her.
I mean, that's history, just like that in twenty twenty five. Hey, yeah,
it is cool. I don't know if you guys think
this is cool or not, but have you noticed that
Instagram has added new features? Yes, it's rolling out three
(44:42):
new features. One of them is including a friend's tab
in reels, which I don't really know because it also
had this option to repost reels.
Speaker 6 (44:52):
Oh that's like what TikTok does. Like if someone else
posts it, you can repost it, And there's a.
Speaker 4 (44:56):
Whole nother tab on your page of Yeah, so Instagram's
doing that too. Oh, now you're also going to be
able to share your location on the Instagram map.
Speaker 2 (45:07):
What that's like?
Speaker 6 (45:09):
Snapchat, they're taking everything from every other had.
Speaker 2 (45:11):
They're just like, all right, all these other apps are
winning right now, So let's just take the things that
people like that.
Speaker 4 (45:16):
But if you don't turn off your location, like letting
people see that, it's automatically showing them where you are.
So if you haven't taken that, if you haven't taken
that moment, pick up your phone and make sure that
your location is turned off.
Speaker 2 (45:27):
Otherwise you're being tracked.
Speaker 8 (45:29):
Do that.
Speaker 4 (45:29):
This is the funny and not so funny part about
this is is that I went to try to go
figure out how to see where everybody was, and I
just like to know where my people are, you know,
But that's scary.
Speaker 6 (45:42):
I feel like it should be the opposite, Like, if
you want to have it turned on, you can automatically
go and turn it on, versus.
Speaker 2 (45:50):
Yeah, I agree with you. I shouldn't make it like
that scary. I agree with you.
Speaker 6 (45:54):
If you don't know this, that's going to be like
that's that's not okay.
Speaker 4 (45:59):
So tell your friends, tell everybody. Apparently for parents, this
is a really cool thing. So then you're going to
be able to know if your kids are sharing their
location where your child is. So maybe cool, also questionable.
I mean, I don't know. There's just so much information
out there. Just turn off everything that you want to
keep private. Yeah, because then everyone else can see where
your kids are.
Speaker 2 (46:17):
That's weird.
Speaker 5 (46:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (46:20):
Oh I don't like that. I don't know. Yeah, I
don't like the location thing.
Speaker 6 (46:25):
And like I said, they take it from Snapchat. It's
not even original.
Speaker 2 (46:27):
Do you mean something new?
Speaker 6 (46:28):
Original?
Speaker 2 (46:29):
Come on? Like what?
Speaker 6 (46:31):
I don't know they can think of it.
Speaker 2 (46:33):
Okay, I don't have time to think.
Speaker 4 (46:34):
How about this? You want to go on a cruise.
The first true crime cruise set sail this fall. It's
on Virgin Voyages. This actually makes me nervous, which is
hilarious as somebody who loves true crime.
Speaker 2 (46:46):
But basically, you're going to be on this.
Speaker 4 (46:47):
Cruise solving mysteries, sipping cocktails at sea. You're gonna watch
real true crime podcasts be like recorded in real time.
So you're going to be on a boat, stuck on
a boat with all these people hearing about all these
crimes and getting inspiration, Like, you know, some of the.
Speaker 2 (47:03):
People that love this true crime stuff are criminals, right.
I wouldn't want to go on that cruise. I like
the sideways that everybody wouldn't leave my room at all.
Speaker 6 (47:14):
The lights go out and you got to figure out
who got tossed overboard. You'd be liking the third movie
of Knives Out.
Speaker 2 (47:20):
It'd be live action.
Speaker 4 (47:21):
Yeah, I hate that. Okay, that's what's trending.
Speaker 1 (47:28):
Jubiles. Dirty little secret.
Speaker 2 (47:31):
Hello, Hello, hey, you have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 1 (47:34):
Oh, yes, I do.
Speaker 2 (47:36):
What is it?
Speaker 16 (47:37):
My dirty little secret is that basically I switched the
pregnancy tests of my sister hold On. Here's the thing, So,
about six months ago I told her something Bluefriate went
to lunch and she's my sis. So I told something
really privately that I'm dealing with with my husband that
I'm feeling right now with.
Speaker 7 (47:56):
My husband, and I showed her, told her in full confidence,
and then she went in told him at a family
reunion and then it caused a big fight.
Speaker 12 (48:06):
Between me and my husband for like three months.
Speaker 6 (48:10):
She what you told her?
Speaker 16 (48:13):
Yes, So I've been a little irritated with her for
like six months.
Speaker 12 (48:19):
So she's dating this guy blah blah blah. They're on
and off again, and my husband I have been trying
to get.
Speaker 16 (48:24):
Pregnant, and I got pregnant, So thank you.
Speaker 12 (48:29):
I know I'm supersited.
Speaker 16 (48:30):
But I didn't tell my sister because I'm sure I
figured out why, because I can't trust her right now.
Speaker 7 (48:34):
Right, So I basically found out that she thought she
was pregnant.
Speaker 16 (48:40):
Were at dinner with my mom blah blah Sunday, and
I said, well, why don't we do pregnancy tests together?
Speaker 17 (48:47):
And so we did the pregnany test together, and I
switched mine out with hers, and then she freaked the
hell out and like Mom's mad at her, and I'm
just like myf because.
Speaker 4 (49:01):
You know, wait, so she thought she was pregnant because
you put yours there even though she's not pregnant, right.
Speaker 12 (49:07):
I flipped it. I flipped it.
Speaker 16 (49:09):
Yes, Okay, yeah, I know it's a dirty little she's
like my big sister and like she's supposed to be anyway.
Speaker 12 (49:15):
Yeah, it's my little secret.
Speaker 1 (49:16):
So she went out soon.
Speaker 2 (49:17):
Oh so she doesn't know that she's not I think
she's pregnant.
Speaker 16 (49:20):
No, she thinks she's pregnant with this like guy, that's
a lot.
Speaker 4 (49:30):
You might have just went a little you, a little
bit further than telling somebody's secret.
Speaker 12 (49:35):
But you know, I'm a brat little sister. She'll be fine,
she'll be fine, but I'm a total brat.
Speaker 2 (49:42):
Little Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
I go.
Speaker 6 (49:49):
So innocent. What's your dirty little secret,
This just in.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's the Gell Show. American Eagle Outfitters has released new
ads featuring Sidney Sweeney to promote their new line of
white hoodies. We'll see how that ends. See how easy
it is to create fake news. That's why every single
week we bring you the cleverly named segment real News
or Fake News, where I read a news headline that
(00:25):
went viral this week, and you have to see if
you can tell whether it's a real news story or
a fake one that people actually believed. And we'll test
your skills at spotting fake news. Coming up right after that,
it's time for real News or Fake News. It's a
dual show. It's very easy to create fake news, and
that's why every week at this time we bring you
(00:46):
the geniusly named segment Real News or Fake News, where
Irene's read a news headline from the week and you
have to see if you can tell whether it's a
real news story or a fake news story that when
viral and people actually believed it. Here's your first story
for real news or fake News. A solemn ash scattering
ceremony interrupted by wet fart. Solemn ash scattering ceremony interrupted
(01:11):
by wet fart. Here's the story. You can see if
you think this is a real news story or a
fake news story, I think you're laughing. I'm so grossed down.
The video has gone viral of a family that was
doing an ash scattering ceremony on the water, and when
(01:31):
they were on the boat, they used the free version
of Spotify to play Frank Sinatra's The Impossible Dream. The
free version, of course, has ads, which they didn't think about,
and right after the song ended, an ad came on
for what to do when feeling constipated. And the best
part is the ad started with a wet fart and
(01:53):
it interrupted the ass scattering ceremony. Is it's a real
news story that went viral or a fake news story
that people actually believe. Has to be real? This has
to be real. I'm just saying it's real, Victorian, this
is real or fake. I'm hoping it's real. You're hoping
it's real. It is a real news story. Actually, the
audio of it happening.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Is the quickest way to clear out stuff.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
The family that was doing the ashcattering ceremony did find
it funny. I'm sure they did it.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
I thought it was like somebody there that did it,
so it's a little bit better that it.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Was just audio and somebody else's wetness. The guy who
filmed it actually joke that his mom really needs to
get Spotify Premium. Here's another headline for real news or
fake News? A segment where I give you a news
story and you have to see if you can tell
whether it's a real news story that went viral or
a fake news story that people actually believed. Kentucky woman
(03:08):
arrested for possessing meth at Disney World? Could this be real?
Real or fake? As there married to this story? Yes? Sorry.
A Kentucky woman was arrested after allegedly possessing meth at
(03:29):
Disney World. When security stopped her. She had a bag
with her that said Goofy's Headache Powder, and she was
attempting to find Goofy so she could do the headache
powder with him. A Kentucky woman was arrested at Disney
World for attempting to do meth with Goofy. Is that
(03:50):
a real news story or a fake news?
Speaker 5 (03:52):
Is real?
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Oh my gosh, this is real?
Speaker 6 (03:57):
I am also hoping this is real just because she
wants to do it with goofy.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
This is of course yeah what no word on if
goofyes that grow up on the headache bottle. This is
so dangerous.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
There are children everywhere and she's just walking around with
this bag that looks like powdered sugar. You just sprinkle
a little bit on the ground or hit somebody's churro.
You don't know who you're accidentally drugging. They're they're everywhere
in Disney.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
So good. I mean, you've got enough sugarup kids running
aund where. It seems like they're mathaticts anyway, and then
you have to have a real one. They're trying to
do better with Goofy. It's ridiculous. Here's another headline for
real news or fake news. A segment where I read
a new story. You have to see if you can
tell whether it's a real one or a fake one
that went viral and people actually believed it. The Nickelback
(04:44):
causes disturbance during camping trip. Oh, Nickelback causes disturbance during
camping trip.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
And we're talking about the band Nickelback.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Yes, Okay. Last Thursday, a search and rescue in British Columbia,
Canada was called to a remote hiking and climbing area
in the woods after hikers reported hearing repeated cries. When
they arrived, the team heard faint yelling and closed in
(05:14):
on the area. Eventually they found a man who was
camping alone. But he wasn't in distress. He was just
singing his heart out to Nickelback songs. What I was
listening to Nickelback too. He was just singing Nickelback so
loud that campers and rescue searchers thought that he was
in distress. But he was just singing Nickelback alone in
(05:36):
the woods. Oh so sad.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
It's gotta be so real because the guy's sad.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Nickelback will make you cry. That has to be fake
because you don't even want to hear it.
Speaker 6 (05:47):
You should be able to hear the guy singing.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Why it's fake?
Speaker 6 (05:52):
Fake?
Speaker 2 (05:53):
It is a real news story. Absolutely.
Speaker 7 (05:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
The guy was just singing Nickelback so loud that everybody
thought he was in trouble.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Hopefully, when I found and they gave him a hug,
they probably did.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Yeah, they're like, man, you gotta find a new band.
Speaker 6 (06:09):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 8 (06:18):
Hello, I've got.
Speaker 9 (06:19):
Your things, Hello, Hi, I've got all your things.
Speaker 8 (06:29):
You go.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Hi, Connor.
Speaker 9 (06:32):
My name is Juniper and I'm calling from Airlines Items
Resolution and Recovery Team. And you recently lost a piece
of luggage on one of our flights, didn't you.
Speaker 8 (06:45):
Yeah? Yeah I did, Yes, And.
Speaker 9 (06:47):
I have some good news and some bad news for you.
If you'd like to let me know which one you
would like first, I'll deliver it.
Speaker 8 (07:00):
Uh. Oh, bad news first.
Speaker 9 (07:03):
Okay, Yes, I knew you were going to say that.
Oftentimes people like to receive the bad before the good
with the bad news, and I'm so sorry to inform
you of this, but your luggage was unfortunately ruined, destroyed.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
My two thousands.
Speaker 9 (07:27):
Small little pieces on the tarmac. It met its ultimate
demise on the tarmac. It was hit by a luggage cart.
Speaker 8 (07:38):
And oh my luggage was hit by Yes, yes, it
was destroyed when it luggage.
Speaker 9 (07:50):
Cart ran over your bag and demolished it.
Speaker 8 (07:54):
On the tar.
Speaker 9 (07:56):
But the good news that I'll give you is that
all of your items, they were all recovered and are
doing well and safe.
Speaker 8 (08:06):
Oh okay, whoa, that's so taken care of. Ok.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
You're not home right now.
Speaker 8 (08:21):
I'm sorry you're not.
Speaker 9 (08:23):
At your house.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Right now.
Speaker 8 (08:28):
Oh okay, how do you know that?
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (08:33):
I stopped by to deliver your items, and you're not there.
And I noticed that you weren't outside of the house
or in the house or in your bedroom. So I
decided to go ahead and making a little more of
a personal delivery since I've grown so attached to your clothing.
Speaker 8 (08:56):
I don't know what you're dealing with, dude, or why
you're lego. You sound like alert, like I don't know
why you're on my property and not calling me.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
I've left your property.
Speaker 9 (09:05):
Yes, I've left your property because I knew that you
weren't there, and so I've decided to do a little
more of a personal delivery. So the items are in
the trunk of your car.
Speaker 8 (09:16):
I you what do you mean? The items are in
the trunk of my car.
Speaker 9 (09:19):
I was able to deliver them to the trunk of
your car.
Speaker 8 (09:23):
You were able to deliver them to the trunk of
my car? And how were you able to do that?
Speaker 10 (09:28):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (09:28):
You know, just some things that I've learned along the
way of how to get into certain places. Anyway, they're
all here, we're all here, and we wait your arrival
so that the delivery can be made.
Speaker 8 (09:44):
So you're waiting for my arrival in a trunk of
my car.
Speaker 9 (09:49):
You're at your desk right now, but me and your
items are all warm and comfy in the back of
your vehicle waiting for you.
Speaker 8 (10:01):
Okay, Yeah, I don't know who you are. You're telling
me you're in a trunk of my car, like I'm
about to call the police, dude, because you're creeping your
If we could not call.
Speaker 9 (10:09):
The police, I would appreciate that.
Speaker 8 (10:11):
I don't need I would appreciate if you were in
an in my car.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Hey, Connor, this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show
doing a phone brank on you and your girlfriend sets
you up. Oh, it's a joke. She said that you
lost your luggage recently and when you guys are on vacation,
and she wanted to mess with you. Oh, wake up
every morning with Jubal phone. Franks, it's time for Nina.
(10:38):
Is what's trending?
Speaker 4 (10:38):
I think we need to do a wellness check, are
we Okay? We just talked about how the other day
there's no song of the Summer because most of the
popular songs on the charts are all sad songs, and
now we're getting research thanks to science that are saying
that the most used emoji this year is the wilted
dead rose because people are searching for heartbroken emojis, eying emojis,
(11:00):
so the wilted rose is the most used. Then it
goes even further than that. Rejection pills are trending, and
that's just taking rejection. Taking thailand all for rejection for it,
I'm gonna tell you. Research has found that thailand all
reduces the emotional pain rejection produces.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
It's just like it does pain.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
Yeah, because I got I guess, or maybe or maybe
it's placebo.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
I'm not really sure.
Speaker 6 (11:28):
I get do that kind of working because if like
you get rejected, unless like you're crying, your head's gonna
start hurting and then like so, I don't know, maybe
that kind of helps if you.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Cry, and emotional pain can manifest in the body pain
as well. That's very true.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
I always say I'd rather be shot in the foot
than experience outbreak. It really hurts that you just took
that like steps forward. I guess it makes people want
to have some Thilana watch the bullet wound and heal.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
You're never really sure if your heart's solely healed. I
don't think it ever does.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
It's like stretching jeans, you know, they just kind of
stretch and you can anyway. So that's why I just
wanted to check in. Are we all right, because a
lot of heartbreak is trending. Are you all right? I'm fine.
I'm not experiencing heartbreak. I just said I've said in
the past.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Yeah, and trust me, there's some better pills in town
and all you can take.
Speaker 5 (12:17):
For He's got to find them, doing me laugh like that? Okay,
somebody else's probably not doing so well as a girl
that has been arrested for the fifth time for trying
to get close to posts Malone.
Speaker 6 (12:39):
Hey man, she's really putting it all out there.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
Yeah, it's like you're kind of twisted, right, Like part
of you wants to feel inspired by her persistence, the
other is completely terrified by.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
The means that she's gone to.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
Do this, and obviously she needs a little bit of help,
So they're keeping her in jail until they get until
they can give her a mental evalue, shake some tile
and all. Maybe she should, maybe that's what she needs.
But this last time, when she was taken into custody.
She jumped in front of his car because he was
trying to leave his home and he had to swerve
(13:12):
to avoid hitting her, but she says that she believes
she's entitled to be near.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Him and move post malone, what to serve? Yeah, I
mean if someone was stalking you non stop and then
they jump in front of your car. I used to
say that I wouldn't go like I didn't see him though,
you know what, a good dude, don't stop jubile. You
will get run over and it is called self defense. Stopped.
(13:46):
That's my post malone. That's a solid mood. Yeah, I
never thought about it that way.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
I think you're right that girl's not entitled to anything
though like that she's in jail. They're trying to get
her help because clearly, but I hope you are doing
okay out there and you don't need her rejection pills,
but you know, maybe try til it on.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
That's what's trending.
Speaker 11 (14:05):
We'll go for a first date follow up powered by
the Advocates Injury Attorneys online at Advocates Law dot com.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Trip is on the phone today for a first day
follow up, and he's getting ghosted by a girl named Bri,
and he really liked her and has no idea why.
So we're about to call her in a minute and
see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and
maybe get him another date. But first trip, how long
has it been since you heard from Bri.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
It's been a couple of days now, okay?
Speaker 2 (14:32):
How many times have you reached out to her in
that time?
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Just you know, just a just a couple. I texted
her like right after her date to to see what
was going on and had her come back, and then
you know, like one at a time a day later,
and then I just texted her again yesterday to see
if she was okay and still knocking.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Why don't you tell us about your date then, trip?
How did that go?
Speaker 12 (14:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Sure? So we met on the league for you guys familiar? Yeah, yeah,
it's like it's like a higher end dating app to
get a proved to join in, and it's so like
business professionals and stuff who you know want to seem
like big things in their life.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Yeah, I think I have heard of that. Then, Okay,
so you met on there? So you guys are both
high powered business cards? An business cards? Uh?
Speaker 1 (15:21):
I mean yeah, you know, I do okay, and Grit
does it does pretty well too, so we yeah, you know,
we'll do it all right. So, you know, we had
to talking, and so we decided to go to like
the higher end steakhouse for for our date. I sent
out a car to pick her up, you know, really
rolled out the red carpet for you know, it was
we dropped a good turn of change on this. You know,
(15:43):
we got caviar, seafood tower, pretty nice bottle of wine.
She seemed really into all of it. She she was
you know, old up and was really excited by by
getting a car to pick her up and uh, and
all of that conversation was good. We we drank at
the bunch. Initially, you know, I had invited her back
(16:04):
to my place and she said yeah. And then but
you know, then she kind of changed her mind. She
like stepped away to the bath room, uh, and came
back and was like, I need to go home.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
So she went to the bathroom, came back and said
she needed to go home.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
Yeah, what do you think happened in that time where
she said yes and I need to go home?
Speaker 1 (16:25):
I mean, you know, really a lot and drank a lot.
So I'm suber. She was a little uh you know,
was embarrassed that maybe some some tummy troubles we were
heading her way, you.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Know, oh okay, okay, felt like she got too drunk
or much.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
No, I don't. I don't think she was drunk. I
think she ate too much and maybe, uh maybe maybe
you know, I was worried about about what, you know,
what I might see the next morning, you know what
I mean, like in my bathroom.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
That's one way to aspiral. Do you I mean, do
you think that why she ghosted you though?
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Because yeah, I mean I can't think anything else. Like,
like I said, the conversation was great. She had initially
said yes to coming back to my place, so I
know there was nothing in a conversation that.
Speaker 8 (17:12):
Would have thrown her off.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
So you know, that's that's really all I can think of,
and that she's like embarrassed to be that she had
to say no, and so you know, has been kind
of like weird because she thinks I'm I'm judging her,
but like I totally not wanted to know I'm okay,
and that she shouldn't be embarrassed by it or anything.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
When the bathroom came back and then left.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Basically, you know, he's there her for like, you know,
a few more kind of wrap up moments, but but
she got out of there pretty quick.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
I was just going to say, did you get her
a car home?
Speaker 1 (17:40):
I did, of course, Like, yeah, the car, the car
got her there, So.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Like, okay, maybe she had a thing for the car
guy interception. I'm sorry, I hope that's I mean.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
I mean too, Like, you know, I'd be really bummed
out if I got her the best looking car guy.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
You know, try to figure out for you to play
a song come back and then call her and see
if she'll tell us why she's ghosting you and maybe
get you another date. Okay, all right, thanks, all right,
we'll play a song come back. Get your first Day follow.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Up next.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
If you're just joining us for today's the first Day
follow up trip. Is on the phone and he's getting
ghosted from a date that he went on with a
woman named Brie, and we're about to call her and
see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and
maybe get him another date. But before we do that trip,
why don't you catch everybody up on your date with Brie?
Speaker 10 (18:27):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Yeah, we went went to a high end steakhouse. We
we really you know, ate and drank the night away
and you know it's had a car to pick her up.
And then she stepped back, switch to the bathroom, came
back and like we're like, oh, I got to go
home right now?
Speaker 2 (18:43):
You think maybe the reason you're getting ghosted is because
she had to go to the bathroom really bad and
she's embarrassed.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Yepactly what I think it is.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
All right, see if we can figure it out for you,
you're ready for us to call her.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
You better believe it.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Here we go. Hello, Hi, I may I speak to Bree? Please, Brie?
How are you? My name is Jewbell and I host
a radio show. It's called the Jewbel Show.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
Hi, Bree, the radio show is here. My name's Nina Hi,
and I'm Victoria.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
How are you?
Speaker 12 (19:20):
Hi?
Speaker 13 (19:21):
Good?
Speaker 2 (19:21):
How are you good? Do you ever listen to the show?
Speaker 4 (19:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:25):
If you ever heard a first day follow up before
where we call somebody who's been on a date and
they've been ghosted, so we get the other person on
the phone to find out why they've been ghosted, then
I'll just tell you that's what this is.
Speaker 11 (19:36):
Oh wow, okay, Okay, we got an email about you
from a guy named Trip Right.
Speaker 12 (19:45):
Okay, yes, uh huh.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
He says that you have talked to him since your date,
it's been about a week. Said that you guys met
on the dating app The League, which is like a
very successful people dating app.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
Right.
Speaker 12 (19:59):
Yeah, he told us.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
That you guys were out to dinner and you went
to the bathroom during dinner at one point and came
back and we're like, I got to go, and that's
the last year from you.
Speaker 13 (20:07):
Oh, it's interesting. That's his interpretation of the date.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
Okay, so that's not it.
Speaker 13 (20:14):
Well, I feel like he's leading out the major points.
I mean, the date was initially lovely, you know, we
went to a nice place. I felt like he usually
trying to impress me, and like money was not an option.
It was ordering all the things, and I did think
(20:36):
there was potential there for a good portion of the date.
It really wasn't until the end where she really unraveled.
Speaker 12 (20:45):
Again.
Speaker 13 (20:46):
I can't believe he left all of this out. But
so the bill comes and he took a screenshot of
the bill and then his phone rang. It was his mom.
He sit there. It seemed like she wanted to recap
everything we had ordered to make sure the bill was correct,
(21:07):
like that he was being charged correctly and it was
a large bill, but he was one that insisted on
ordering like all the things.
Speaker 6 (21:15):
Took a picture and send it to his mom to
like huh yeah, And.
Speaker 13 (21:21):
Then he told his mom as I'm sitting there, but
I'm going to go back to his place, which is
already very weird. But then she's saying things like don't worry,
I'll be responsible, and then he said, I know, I'll
be on my best behavior. And I'm not sure what
the conversation was.
Speaker 12 (21:41):
Completely, but it just it just gave me.
Speaker 13 (21:43):
The eck immediately, Like I love mom's boy, but this
was like.
Speaker 12 (21:47):
A bottle fed mama's boy.
Speaker 13 (21:50):
From what I understand, I think the money is his
mom's money and she wants to know what he's spending
it on, so he has to send a photo of
the checks and the like.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
Aren't any surprised, Like, even if that's a thing, wouldn't
you want to send it?
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Like later, thanks for telling us, Bree, you didn't tell
us that part? Yeah, no, of course. Well she probably
doesn't think it's weird because he openly did it. But
guess what he's actually on the phone listening and has
been listening and wants to.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Talk to you. Oh okay, well I a breae.
Speaker 8 (22:25):
Hi Hi, Uh, I guess you would.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
I guess I wish you would have said something about it.
It's never struck me as weird. My mom's been a
financial manager for a long time, so like she always
she always loves to, you know, double check bills and
then it is very involved in money, like it's a
pretty normal thing to do. And your parents an expert,
you know, and look at the end of the day,
like I get what you're saying about her being involved,
(22:52):
Like I totally do. But uh, you know, once once
my mom falls in love with you, like she won't,
she doesn't, it won't be as involved. You know. That's
that's that's just kind of a now thing.
Speaker 13 (23:05):
Well what do you mean by that.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Well, I mean, you know, she she worries, she worries
that that that people are like after me for my
money and her money, you know, both of our money.
So you know, once what she meets you and like
approves of you and stuff, she'll she'll definitely like back off.
It won't be as big a deal. What she knows
that you're in it for the right reasons.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Oh yeah, in a way it does.
Speaker 4 (23:31):
I just I wonder if money, if you're afraid of
people liking you for money, then maybe flashing it in
the beginning is maybe not the move.
Speaker 12 (23:38):
Yeah, I mean.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Maybe, But like you know, again, the league is a
place for successful people, and like like I assume, I
assume that anyone I meet on there is is also
comfortable with money and used to seeing money spent. So, like,
you know, it's not about flashing it. It's about providing
a a level of I don't know, comfort, familiarity, like confidence,
(24:06):
you know what I mean.
Speaker 13 (24:08):
Yeah, yeah, I mean I appreciate the lovely day and
I think you're you're a lovely guy, But I just
do not feel comfortable with that much mother a Like
that was just to me, like next level. And I
find it very hard to believe that she will back
off when she finds someone.
Speaker 12 (24:28):
She approves of.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
I mean, she she will, that's kind of HERMI be
very engaged up front and then back off where she's coming.
Speaker 13 (24:37):
I have a lot of friends that have mother in
laws that stay and it's not it's not that way Withsten.
No offense, I'm sure she lovely too, but that is
just not something I can sign up for.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Well, Brie, would you like to go on another date
with triple pay for it?
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Yeah? You know, I'd really love to see again. And
you know, the second date is always a date where
I take someone to meet my mom. So you know,
do that screwed away?
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Okay, expedite the process.
Speaker 6 (25:05):
You know.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
I still I think you're gonna have to stick with
my no.
Speaker 13 (25:09):
Thank you. I I've never met someone's parents on the
second date, and this just seems like a lot for
me right from the get I just don't think we're
a match.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
You know, on the day you mentioned that you like
keithho my mom makes a really great Keys, Like we'll
be missing out the spectunity for a good Keys.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
I mean, come on, we gotta love a good Keys.
Keith Lorraine hit it right again.
Speaker 13 (25:36):
I just don't think that that's I don't want to
lead you on trip. You seem like a nice guy
that I I just think I got the ick and
I don't think I could come back from it. And
if I went over there for a second date, I'd
be just going over there for the keche And I don't.
Speaker 10 (25:51):
Know you will first date follow up some sort of
a mentally challenged airhead.
Speaker 6 (26:03):
No, not even I didn't say that.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
It was like, why am I youve been listening to
to begin with?
Speaker 12 (26:09):
You're a virgin who can't dry.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Almost time for America's a favorite trivia game. Pardon me
you versus Victoria. Your chance to take on our own
Victoria Ramirez in a game of trivia for Mariner's tickets.
Oh yeah, yay, there we are. Know what's going on
with my voice? Raw, We're going on the ride with
you for Mariners tickets. So call us up if you
(26:32):
want to play eight eight eight three four three one
O six one eight eight eight three four three one
O six one. You can also dm us at the
Jubil Show or go to the jubilshow dot com if
you think you have what it takes to beat Victoria.
Speaker 6 (26:43):
My streak is gonna be kind of like your voice,
like it went down so like I've been like through
like a losing streak. Yeah, but then it kind of
just came back up at a random Everything that's gonna
be me sweet today.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Yeah, okay, all right, Well, if you think you meet Victoria,
calls up right now. I'll play U vers Victoria right
after this. It's the Jebel Show.
Speaker 14 (27:00):
You know what's weird about your quizzes, Katie, is that
all the work is right and just the answers are wrong.
I know that having a boyfriend may seem like the
most important thing in the world right now, but you
don't have to dumb yourself down to get guys to
like you.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Time for America is a favorite trivia game. You versus
at Victoria. Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in
a game of trivia for Mariner's tickets today, and let's
meet our contestant for you versus Victoria, Emily. What's up?
Speaker 4 (27:25):
Emily?
Speaker 2 (27:25):
How are you? I'm doing good?
Speaker 12 (27:27):
How are you guys doing this morning?
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Pretty good? Thank you for asking me?
Speaker 6 (27:31):
Feeling pretty?
Speaker 2 (27:32):
Pretty hot? Pretty? Are you you feel hot?
Speaker 4 (27:34):
She does have a short scirttering today, Oh, I didn't
mean that high and I'm.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Like hot light? Are you for the game? But yet?
Speaker 6 (27:38):
Thanks Nada, You're welcome.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Are you ready to go?
Speaker 9 (27:41):
Emily?
Speaker 2 (27:41):
How are you feeling?
Speaker 8 (27:43):
I am all right.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio and while
she's leaving. Here's how the game is played. You have
thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't know one, just say pass and Victoria has
to beat you outright to win. Okay, I'm good, All right,
there we go. Your time starts now.
Speaker 4 (28:03):
How many cards are in a standard deck of playing cards?
Speaker 12 (28:06):
Fifty two?
Speaker 4 (28:08):
What gas to plants use from the air to make food.
Speaker 12 (28:12):
Carbon dioxide?
Speaker 4 (28:13):
Which avenger is known as the first avenger?
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Ooh uh, iron.
Speaker 4 (28:20):
Man who holds the record for winning the most oscars.
Speaker 12 (28:24):
Past?
Speaker 2 (28:25):
What's the study of fossils called paleontology in the Hunger Games?
Speaker 4 (28:31):
What district is catnus from twelve?
Speaker 2 (28:35):
I got that in. We'll bring Victoria back into the
studio and well, excuse me, sorry about that, Emily. And
while she's getting her headphones on and getting settled in stuff,
here's a question for you. What do you think spiders
dream about? Oh?
Speaker 11 (28:54):
Oh, probably flies, Like a lot of flies, endless number
of them, just like coming into their web all day.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
That's good, Yeah, yeah, that's probably true, Victoria. What do
you think spiders dream about?
Speaker 6 (29:05):
Two things? One could be webs, like all the webs
they plan to make the next day. How big the
rope was going to be? If they're gonna make a
little design on their web, or if they live like
in a farm or something, the animals and the farm,
like like Wilbur in Charlot's Web.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
He kind of you straight there, Yeah, Noddy dreams about Wilbur. Yeah, whoa, whoa, whoa?
What I thought to family show? All right, here we
go thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't know when, just say pass. And they have
to be emily outright to win, and Emily you can
sell Victoria whin.
Speaker 12 (29:37):
To go.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Alright?
Speaker 4 (29:39):
Ready, how many cards are in the standard deck of
playing cards?
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (29:45):
Twenty eight?
Speaker 4 (29:47):
What gas to plants use from the air to make food?
Speaker 6 (29:49):
Wait? That makes no sense.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
There's twelve of each card. It's I don't know.
Speaker 6 (29:54):
I'm gonna go at fifty eight. Actually, wait, why.
Speaker 4 (29:56):
We questioned what gas do plants use from the air?
Speaker 3 (29:58):
Next?
Speaker 6 (29:59):
Nevermind?
Speaker 2 (29:59):
I don't. Avenger is known as the first Avenger.
Speaker 4 (30:01):
Oh Tony Sark, who holds the record for winning the
most America Captain America.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
I got that? Uh? Oh, I should have passed that.
I don't.
Speaker 4 (30:13):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
All right, letould send it over the scoreboard and see
how you guys did with our scoreboard. Our social media
producer Gabby Yikes.
Speaker 4 (30:22):
Yeah, yikes is right, Victoria O. You only got one
correct and Emily got four.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
Whoa when congratulations? She smashed you. Yeah, crushed it and
you also got Mariners tickets. You're playing too. Yay, Thank
you guys, thank you.
Speaker 4 (30:40):
All right, let's get the answers now with Nina. There
are fifty two cards in a standard deck of playing cards.
Carbon dioxide is the gas that plants used from the
air to make food. Captain America is the first Avenger. Hey,
Walt Disney won twenty two oscars, so he holds the
record for the most oscars.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (30:57):
Paleontology is the study of fossils, and in the Hunger Games,
Catnus is from District twelve.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Danger.
Speaker 6 (31:03):
You got all?
Speaker 2 (31:03):
You got to all those questions? Yeah, a good job.
Thank you for playing, Emily.
Speaker 6 (31:11):
Yes, thank you guys.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
Good one. We play you verse Victoria this same time
every single weekday morning. If you want to play, all
you have to do is dm us at the Jubile
Show or go to the Jubilshow dot com and you
too can battle it out against Victoria.
Speaker 6 (31:25):
How do you think she got to that many questions?
I don't think I've ever gotten to that many. She
answered all them correctly leading up to it, and she
knew what she didn't know. Oh, that's what that feels like.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
It's time to catch a cheater. Only on the Jubil Show,
Mollie is on the phone today for to catch a
cheater and she thinks that her boyfriend of five years
names James, might be messing around. So we'll see if
we can help her out in just a second. But first, Mollie, sorry,
you're going through it. What's up? Why do you think
James is cheating on you?
Speaker 11 (31:55):
So that's something I've seen on the news. And because
we've been together for five years, and you know, we
have a really good relationship, like a really strong relationship.
It feels like we've known each other our entire life,
which means we don't let the other one get away
with anything, you know. And I don't keep James on
(32:17):
a leash. But I always tell him, hey, you know,
their eyes everywhere, you know, And I always say that
in a joking.
Speaker 12 (32:23):
Manner, right exactly.
Speaker 11 (32:27):
Yeah, And his friends liked me more than him, so
you know, I never had a problem with him wandering
the streets with his friends, and I really kind of
wish I had him on a leash now, you know.
Speaker 12 (32:39):
And anyways, three days ago.
Speaker 11 (32:41):
I actually saw something on the news that made me question,
you know, not only James, but like all of his
friends as well, you know, the people I trusted. They
were out at a bar downtown and apparently there was
a robbery at a.
Speaker 12 (32:53):
Convenience store next door.
Speaker 11 (32:55):
James and his friends were flying but yeah, yeah, because
they were out in front when it happened. Jane said
that they were held up by cops wanting a statement afterwards,
you know, like they do when things like this go on. Right,
it was pretty late by the time he got in,
and he was fine when he got in. He didn't
seem shaken, he didn't seem concerned, but he was, you know,
(33:17):
drunk as hell. So when the uber dropped him off,
and I didn't know any of the details of what happened,
you know. Once the next day he said that him
and his friends were sitting out on the patio and
some guy went into the store, held his owner at gunpoint,
and they took the money and bounced, you know, And
Jane said he didn't see much because the dude was
quick right. And later that day I had the news on.
(33:40):
I'm sorry, it's just a little nervous. Later that day
I had the news on, and there's been quite a
few robberies in the area, you know, and one of
the convenience store the night before was mentioned.
Speaker 12 (33:52):
They played a click from the store interview the store
owner about uh.
Speaker 11 (33:56):
They talked to him about what had happened, and in
the back was je but he wasn't around his friends.
There was a girl hanging.
Speaker 12 (34:04):
All over him.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
Right.
Speaker 12 (34:07):
I didn't know the girl, you.
Speaker 11 (34:09):
Know, but it looked like she knew James quite well.
It wasn't a long interview on the news, but for me,
I saw enough, right, and I was pissed about what
I saw. I couldn't even look at him. And I
apparently can't trust his friends either.
Speaker 12 (34:24):
And I don't know.
Speaker 11 (34:25):
I feel like I'm filing and I don't know who
to trusts anymore.
Speaker 12 (34:29):
I mean, and I do. I can recognize this.
Speaker 11 (34:31):
I have a small habit of jumping to conclusion, and
if James is.
Speaker 12 (34:35):
Cheating on me, I want to nail him. I just
threw the ground. I will have his manhood for great.
Speaker 4 (34:44):
Anybody would have the same reaction if they saw their
man on television with somebody else hanging all over them,
especially after he said he was with his boys. So
I mean, you don't need to minimize your emotions right
now is the point.
Speaker 11 (34:58):
That's exactly what I'm saying, right, I mean, you feel
me you would be his Yeah, yes, that's what I'm
trying to stay calm.
Speaker 12 (35:04):
But I'm curious. I am like a raging lunatic.
Speaker 11 (35:08):
Inside right now.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Yeah, that's hard one to explain if she was like
hanging all over him, right.
Speaker 11 (35:16):
And you can't tell me this is just a drunk
lady at the gas station who all of a sudden
feels comfortable when it's around you to throw her arms,
you know. So I'm like, where did you pick up
this woman? And where are his friends? Where are his friends?
Speaker 9 (35:28):
Right?
Speaker 2 (35:28):
Yeah? All right, well you told us what grocery store
he's a Rewards card member at, So well do the usual,
play a song, come back, and then call him and
pretend to be from the grocery store and say that.
Every single month, we choose one lucky Rewards card member
who gets a free gift from us, free flowers delivered
from our floral apartment, and we'll see if he sends
those flowers to you or to somebody else.
Speaker 8 (35:46):
Okay, okay, thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
All right, we'll get your to catch theeeter next right
in the middle of to catch a cheater, And if
you're just joining us. Mollie is on the phone and
she thinks that her boyfriend of five years name James,
might be messing around. So we're about to call him
and present to me from the grocery store that he's
a rewards card Membret and say that he's this month's
lucky winner of free flowers delivered from our floral department,
(36:10):
and we'll see if he sends those to his girlfriend
Molly or to somebody else. But before we did that, Molly,
why don't you break down your situation again for us
real quick?
Speaker 12 (36:18):
All right?
Speaker 11 (36:19):
So my husband goes out with his friends and on
the time, I always trust them to do that, And
then he comes home drunk saying that there was a
robbery a nearby gas station. And when I watched the
news the next day, there's a girl hanging all over
him and his friends are nowhere in sight. So I
want to see if he's cheating on me, Like, who
(36:41):
is this girl?
Speaker 2 (36:42):
Yeah, yeah, could it be just some scared drunk girl.
I don't know.
Speaker 11 (36:46):
Listen, I don't know if you guys thought it seemed
like they were things, you know. I just I can't
even imagine that this is just someone he just met
at the gas station.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
What you saw for sure?
Speaker 12 (36:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (36:59):
Okay for us to call him, I'm ready, all right,
here we go. Hello, Hi, this is corrible calling for
I was looking for our Rewards Card member named James.
Speaker 3 (37:19):
Yeah, this is James.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
Hi, James, Please don't hang up. This is not a
marketing phone call. I'm actually calling with a big congratulations.
You're this month's winner.
Speaker 3 (37:26):
What what did you win?
Speaker 2 (37:28):
Well, maybe you don't know. Every single month, we choose
one Rewards Card member to say thank you very much
for being such a loyal customer by giving you a gift.
And this month it's free flowers delivered from our new
and improved floor apartment. You've just won thirty six long
sim red roses, a box of candy or chocolate, and
a card to be delivered to anybody that you want,
absolutely free.
Speaker 3 (37:46):
Cool.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
Yeah, congratulations and thank you so much, and there is
no purchase necessary. I will not ask you for any
credit card information, nothing like that. What I would need
from you first would be the first and last name
of the person that you want to send flowers to,
and then anything that you might want to put on
a card, and then we'll get the address and that'll
be it.
Speaker 15 (38:04):
Yeah, I mean you can send it to my address.
I guess her name is Mollie. Okay, And do you
want to put anything on a card? Just put so
I know you're still mad at me for the other night.
I'll make it up to you.
Speaker 3 (38:19):
Dinner on me. It's not too much, No, not at all.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
But I actually do need to let you know that
this is not the grocery store. It's actually a radio show.
It's called The Jebel Show. And my name is Jubell.
How are you okay?
Speaker 8 (38:34):
What?
Speaker 2 (38:35):
Yeah? And we do a segment on our show it's
called to Catch a Cheater, where if you think your
significant other might be messing around, you see who they
send flowers to, and your girlfriend Mollie is on the phone.
Speaker 3 (38:47):
Oh Mollie, Yeah, I'm here. Okay, what's going on? You
think I'm cheating on you?
Speaker 12 (38:57):
How can I not? After seeing what I saw?
Speaker 15 (39:01):
I don't understand where you're talking about. You where did
you see I'm not I don't understand.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
What this is.
Speaker 12 (39:06):
I love the news report you said you were.
Speaker 11 (39:11):
You what you said, you were at the gas station
with the guys when the robbery happened, right, and that
you were being interviewed. But the only interview I saw
was with you and a girl hanging all over you
the entire time.
Speaker 8 (39:27):
Who is she?
Speaker 3 (39:28):
No? No, no, I'm not cheating on you.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
No, well I was. I was.
Speaker 3 (39:34):
I was with the guys. That was exactly where I
said I was. We were at the bar next door
on the patio when that convenience story got robbed. I
told you all of that.
Speaker 11 (39:42):
So where were the guys during the interview? And who
was the girl hanging over your neck?
Speaker 3 (39:48):
That girl is her name is Nora, and that's Lou's
new girlfriend.
Speaker 12 (40:00):
So why is she all over you?
Speaker 3 (40:03):
Because okay, Lou saw the guy that did the robbery,
like he's he like, saw the guy go into the store.
We're all sitting on the patio. Lou showed up late.
Lou showed up with this girl. I guess it's his
new girlfriend. And they were already hammered and then you
know this, a robbery took place and then like the
police wanted to interview everybody. So the police were like
(40:25):
interviewing Lou because he saw the guy and this girl
like could not stand up straight and it's like hanging
all over me, like I'm like holding her up.
Speaker 11 (40:34):
So as soon as the cameras are rolling that Lou
is nowhere in sight, but this girl's on.
Speaker 12 (40:40):
Top of you. That is so convenient that.
Speaker 3 (40:46):
On top of me. As soon was like, yeah, Lou
knows this. Look. When Lou came back, honestly, like he
kind of thought the same thing you did. He was like,
why is this? Why is she like holding on to you?
And I'm like, bro, like she cannot stand up, like
take her.
Speaker 1 (40:59):
And he was like he.
Speaker 3 (41:00):
Apologized to me, and he was like okay, yeah, you know,
I'm sorry, like you know, I'll get her out of here.
But like he like came back and was like, what's
going on. I'm like, dude, like she can't stand up, man,
you gotta like take her out of here, like like
could not stand up drunk like they were drunk when
they got there. But then I don't know what happened,
like she got really drunk and then just you know what,
just I'm gonna hang on. I'm gonna I'm gonna text
(41:22):
you right now. No, I'm gonna tell you. You have to
see the screenshot of my conversation with Lou.
Speaker 1 (41:32):
Later that night.
Speaker 3 (41:33):
Okay, like he apologized and he's like, yeah, she was
like wasted. Just read it like you should have gotten started,
like like I was.
Speaker 12 (41:42):
Just trying to okay, Jesus, and.
Speaker 2 (41:48):
So legit, what does it say.
Speaker 11 (41:50):
Apparently that night she threw up all over his place,
can't hold her liquor.
Speaker 12 (42:00):
Yeah, okay, so but you've got it, and you know,
I'm so sorry, but you have to admit that this
this looks terrible.
Speaker 3 (42:08):
And I mean, I mean I didn't know that. I
was like that, I was on the I don't know
how it looked. But like this is even like a
random girl. This is like you can talk to Lou obviously,
you see the texts Lou's girlfriend. Like I was just
trying to like help her out, like like give her water,
like she's hanging on me like like and I'm like, hey, okay,
like drink some water, and like she's just like can't
(42:30):
literally stand up. And then Lou got back and is
like what's going on here? And I'm like, bro, take
your girl like she's like, get her out of here.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
Molly, do you feel like this is legit?
Speaker 12 (42:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (42:40):
I mean I'm looking at the text messages now and
it's pretty gross, like intense.
Speaker 12 (42:47):
Her protein skills were.
Speaker 1 (42:49):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (42:51):
I would never cheat on you, would never cheat on you.
Speaker 11 (42:54):
And I'm sorry for you, know, like I said, because
of what I saw, and I'm sorry for accusing you.
Speaker 12 (43:01):
And I'm just.
Speaker 11 (43:03):
So glad I went to that show the other day
and sitting all your stuff on fire.
Speaker 2 (43:08):
That's nice to go.
Speaker 3 (43:12):
I mean, you can, you can talk to him.
Speaker 2 (43:13):
You should.
Speaker 15 (43:14):
You should come with us the next time we go out, because,
like you like, obviously you can drink all these guys
under the table.
Speaker 2 (43:24):
Do you congratulations, Molly, he's not cheating.
Speaker 15 (43:27):
Yay.
Speaker 12 (43:28):
Oh god, I'm so happy to.
Speaker 2 (43:30):
Write her down now. And he helped a drink. Yeah.
Speaker 12 (43:35):
Oh you guys have no idea how the wrecking this
was for me. I'm glad you feel better, Thank you,
Thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (43:45):
The jewbile shows to catch a cheater, It's time for
Nina's what's trending.
Speaker 4 (43:49):
It's about to be a big weekend for Major League
Baseball and women MLB is calling up its first female umpire.
Her name is Jen Howell, and she's gonna be He's
been working in the minor leagues for ten years.
Speaker 2 (44:02):
Whoa I know?
Speaker 4 (44:03):
And can you believe after all this time, this is
the first major league baseball Wow, I guess the NBA
got its first female official twenty eight years ago.
Speaker 2 (44:11):
Hey, yeah, I remember when I remember that. Yeah it
was that long ago. Yeah, I didn't realize it was
that long ago. But baseball's catching up.
Speaker 4 (44:19):
And she's going to be debuting on Saturday during the
Marlins and Braves game. So if you want to cheer
on Jen, it's a big weekend. So congratulations to her.
I mean, that's history, just like that in twenty twenty five. Hey, yeah,
it is cool. I don't know if you guys think
this is cool or not, but have you noticed that
Instagram has added new features? Yes, it's rolling out three
(44:42):
new features. One of them is including a friend's tab
in reels, which I don't really know because it also
had this option to repost reels.
Speaker 6 (44:52):
Oh that's like what TikTok does. Like if someone else
posts it, you can repost it, And there's a.
Speaker 4 (44:56):
Whole nother tab on your page of Yeah, so Instagram's
doing that too. Oh, now you're also going to be
able to share your location on the Instagram map.
Speaker 2 (45:07):
What that's like?
Speaker 6 (45:09):
Snapchat, they're taking everything from every other had.
Speaker 2 (45:11):
They're just like, all right, all these other apps are
winning right now, So let's just take the things that
people like that.
Speaker 4 (45:16):
But if you don't turn off your location, like letting
people see that, it's automatically showing them where you are.
So if you haven't taken that, if you haven't taken
that moment, pick up your phone and make sure that
your location is turned off.
Speaker 2 (45:27):
Otherwise you're being tracked.
Speaker 8 (45:29):
Do that.
Speaker 4 (45:29):
This is the funny and not so funny part about
this is is that I went to try to go
figure out how to see where everybody was, and I
just like to know where my people are, you know,
But that's scary.
Speaker 6 (45:42):
I feel like it should be the opposite, Like, if
you want to have it turned on, you can automatically
go and turn it on, versus.
Speaker 2 (45:50):
Yeah, I agree with you. I shouldn't make it like
that scary. I agree with you.
Speaker 6 (45:54):
If you don't know this, that's going to be like
that's that's not okay.
Speaker 4 (45:59):
So tell your friends, tell everybody. Apparently for parents, this
is a really cool thing. So then you're going to
be able to know if your kids are sharing their
location where your child is. So maybe cool, also questionable.
I mean, I don't know. There's just so much information
out there. Just turn off everything that you want to
keep private. Yeah, because then everyone else can see where
your kids are.
Speaker 2 (46:17):
That's weird.
Speaker 5 (46:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (46:20):
Oh I don't like that. I don't know. Yeah, I
don't like the location thing.
Speaker 6 (46:25):
And like I said, they take it from Snapchat. It's
not even original.
Speaker 2 (46:27):
Do you mean something new?
Speaker 6 (46:28):
Original?
Speaker 2 (46:29):
Come on? Like what?
Speaker 6 (46:31):
I don't know they can think of it.
Speaker 2 (46:33):
Okay, I don't have time to think.
Speaker 4 (46:34):
How about this? You want to go on a cruise.
The first true crime cruise set sail this fall. It's
on Virgin Voyages. This actually makes me nervous, which is
hilarious as somebody who loves true crime.
Speaker 2 (46:46):
But basically, you're going to be on this.
Speaker 4 (46:47):
Cruise solving mysteries, sipping cocktails at sea. You're gonna watch
real true crime podcasts be like recorded in real time.
So you're going to be on a boat, stuck on
a boat with all these people hearing about all these
crimes and getting inspiration, Like, you know, some of the.
Speaker 2 (47:03):
People that love this true crime stuff are criminals, right.
I wouldn't want to go on that cruise. I like
the sideways that everybody wouldn't leave my room at all.
Speaker 6 (47:14):
The lights go out and you got to figure out
who got tossed overboard. You'd be liking the third movie
of Knives Out.
Speaker 2 (47:20):
It'd be live action.
Speaker 4 (47:21):
Yeah, I hate that. Okay, that's what's trending.
Speaker 1 (47:28):
Jubiles. Dirty little secret.
Speaker 2 (47:31):
Hello, Hello, hey, you have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 1 (47:34):
Oh, yes, I do.
Speaker 2 (47:36):
What is it?
Speaker 16 (47:37):
My dirty little secret is that basically I switched the
pregnancy tests of my sister hold On. Here's the thing, So,
about six months ago I told her something Bluefriate went
to lunch and she's my sis. So I told something
really privately that I'm dealing with with my husband that
I'm feeling right now with.
Speaker 7 (47:56):
My husband, and I showed her, told her in full confidence,
and then she went in told him at a family
reunion and then it caused a big fight.
Speaker 12 (48:06):
Between me and my husband for like three months.
Speaker 6 (48:10):
She what you told her?
Speaker 16 (48:13):
Yes, So I've been a little irritated with her for
like six months.
Speaker 12 (48:19):
So she's dating this guy blah blah blah. They're on
and off again, and my husband I have been trying
to get.
Speaker 16 (48:24):
Pregnant, and I got pregnant, So thank you.
Speaker 12 (48:29):
I know I'm supersited.
Speaker 16 (48:30):
But I didn't tell my sister because I'm sure I
figured out why, because I can't trust her right now.
Speaker 7 (48:34):
Right, So I basically found out that she thought she
was pregnant.
Speaker 16 (48:40):
Were at dinner with my mom blah blah Sunday, and
I said, well, why don't we do pregnancy tests together?
Speaker 17 (48:47):
And so we did the pregnany test together, and I
switched mine out with hers, and then she freaked the
hell out and like Mom's mad at her, and I'm
just like myf because.
Speaker 4 (49:01):
You know, wait, so she thought she was pregnant because
you put yours there even though she's not pregnant, right.
Speaker 12 (49:07):
I flipped it. I flipped it.
Speaker 16 (49:09):
Yes, Okay, yeah, I know it's a dirty little she's
like my big sister and like she's supposed to be anyway.
Speaker 12 (49:15):
Yeah, it's my little secret.
Speaker 1 (49:16):
So she went out soon.
Speaker 2 (49:17):
Oh so she doesn't know that she's not I think
she's pregnant.
Speaker 16 (49:20):
No, she thinks she's pregnant with this like guy, that's
a lot.
Speaker 4 (49:30):
You might have just went a little you, a little
bit further than telling somebody's secret.
Speaker 12 (49:35):
But you know, I'm a brat little sister. She'll be fine,
she'll be fine, but I'm a total brat.
Speaker 2 (49:42):
Little Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
I go.
Speaker 6 (49:49):
So innocent. What's your dirty little secret,
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