August 8, 2025 • 47 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
How do you like your coffee tall? Dark, heavy on
the cream? Well, I ask because a recent study was
just published on what your coffee order says about you,
and we'll go over it next so you can find
out all you need to know about yourself based on
how you like your being prepared well right after this,
it's a jewel show. What if I like to put
(00:21):
ketchup in my coffee?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Is psychopath? The Jewble Show?
Speaker 1 (00:24):
That's a text message we just got into four one
O sixty one because a recent study just published says
what your coffee order says about you as a person
if you like to put ketchup in your coffee?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
A lot of questions, Yeah, that one.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Anyway, think about how you like your coffee and how
stabby you get if the Breisa makes your coffee wrong,
and will tell you exactly what that says about you
right now. If you like your coffee black, here's apparently
what it says about your personality, you have a emotionally
repressed pragmatist with possible control fixation personality type. Really says
(00:59):
you like your coffee the same way you like your
interpersonal connections, intense, bitter, and emotionally unavailable.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Oh, I just always think of people that drink just
plain black coffee is just having a high pain threshold.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Really, I can just not wanting to talk to anyone
like they gots just see.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
That says you're probably the kind of person who calls
it being juice and judges everybody else who needs milk
in it like they were a child.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Yeah, it's very true they do do that.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
I'm also to note Ted Bundy liked his coffee black
high pain tolerance. That's the type of personality that you
have if you like your coffee just black, if you
liked iced coffee even in the winter. Yeah, it says
that your personality type is a stylized chaos agent with
high stimulant dependency.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
You know, it's funny every time we do these the
word chaos always fits. And the type of thing I like,
I've never seen to get an iced coffee before I
make my coffee in the morning, and I put ice
in it before I leave my home because I have
a cool coffee maker that does an espresso machine.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
It says that you prioritize aesthetics over logic maybe, and
your thermostat is always set to drama. You're cold one
hundred percent of the time, but you won't touch hot
coffee because the vibes just aren't there for you. Your
whole personality is coffee, a little bit of trauma, and
(02:17):
one clock clip holding.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
It all together. This feels like an older version of myself,
not today's version. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
You have a whole blanket wrapped around you, Nina, because it's.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Cold in here. You're always cold, it says Billy Eilish.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Lord and your ex who soft blocked you all drink
coffee and iced coffee in a snowstorm. We're going over
a new study that says what your coffee order says
about you as a person. If you like a caramel macchiato,
your personality type is romanticized anxiety romantic with mild retail
therapy compulsion.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Interesting, and I would also add low pain threshold. Really,
I don't know why. I just think people that like
the super sweet drinks just don't have a high pain tolerance.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
It says, if you're a Karma macchiato, it's not just
a drink, it's your coping mechanism. Yes, you romanticize the
hell out of your life. Main character energy break down
and then have a Starbucks run.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Yeah, I love that for you old world.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
On that list, it says ariana Grande is somebody who
likes a caramel macchiato.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
So that type of first nund oh, okay, that kind
of makes sense.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
If you like a macha late, then you carry a
calm energy. But also judge people who still drink regular coffee.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Is it macha latte where they put macha and a
latte and they just combine other dirty macha.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Oh that's good, Yeah, I like them. Is it macha
in milk or there's actual coffee in your macha too?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
It's espresso because it's like macha powder or whatever, macha
mixed with the coffee.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Oh, so it's a lot. It's a latte, but then
they just put macha in it.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
It's good.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
I like it a lot. I don't know if it's
my favorite, but I like a lot.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
It also says you meditate, but only after a forty
minute TikTok scroll and you've definitely said I'm protecting my piece.
After ghosting a group chat, we found you ball more.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Like ghosting an email, okay, chat too, pretty much anything.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Yeah, I have no problem mixing things out of my
life at all. Yeah, like this email thing bugs me
x it's not personality to soft spoken mixed mystic with
avoidant conflict tendencies.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Yeah, I can see that.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
If you like cold Proof, that's your favorite coffee, says
your personality is a high functioning, burnout survivor with resting
crisis face. I'm taking this as you virtually.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Okay, but it's not just because I've tried other coffees,
and I've tried to like other coffees, but they all
make me sleepy, makes me tired.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
It's really funny because it says you drink this not
because you like it, but because you need it to function.
You're either running from your problems or trying to physically
outrun them.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Amazing. That's so accurate. I've never heard anymore in my life.
What kind of resting face does she have again? Oh,
resting crisis face, resting crisis face. That face that she
makes like a little puppy goy woo. Here's your resting
crisis face. Your vibe is high achiever on the edge
of meltdown.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yeah, you drink coldbrew like it's water and refer to
four hours of sleep as plenty.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
I mean Hey, man, I can sleep later.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
And here's what a vanilla latte says about you, which
is my favorite coffee. Okay, sugar free vanilla ltte. So
this one is really yeah, this one is actually my favorite.
It says that you're a gentle overthinker with people pleasing
reflux disorder stop.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
It says you're sweet, approachable, and probably say oops, even
when it's not your fault.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Yeah, that kind of reaccurate.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Yeah, sorry or oops a lot I've said when I
know I shouldn't have you read too much into text
punctuation definitely and use sparkles on ironically.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Oh, you should do that more.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
But beneath the milky exteriorize a storm of indecision. You
panic over choosing between oat or almond milk, and then
apologize to the bristol for existing.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Oh it's like sweet and sad.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Yeah at the same time. Yeah, that's sure you happy
and said at the same time.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
And I've mastered that.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Oh it's another jewbile phone frame the twenties.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Hello, yes, hi, is this listen?
Speaker 5 (06:29):
This is genation?
Speaker 4 (06:31):
But who is this?
Speaker 6 (06:33):
Hi? My name is Juniper, and I was wondering if
you have a moment to speak with me about something.
It's rather important.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
What is your regarding.
Speaker 6 (06:45):
You recently purchased a new home, and I hope you're
enjoying it.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Uh, how could you know that? Oh?
Speaker 6 (06:53):
Well, it's because I'm the previous owner of the abode
that you're currently and I know it's not appropriate or
customary for the old homeowner to reach out to the yes,
and I'm so sorry about that, but I needed to
call you because I was wondering if there might be
(07:15):
a time that we can set up so I can
come by and get one of my belongings that I
left there.
Speaker 7 (07:22):
Oh yeah, I don't know. The house was completely empty
when we got in there.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
You couldn't have anything here.
Speaker 6 (07:29):
I don't think any house is really completely empty to you.
It's sort of I feel like it has the essence
of all the people that have been there before, and
someone might have left and some never left in a
way if you think about it.
Speaker 8 (07:45):
Okay, yeah, sure, but look, man, there there was nothing
in the house.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
There is nothing house.
Speaker 6 (07:55):
Yes, there's some some very something very important to me.
There are a few things that are very important to
me that I left there. They're actually not out and
about in the house, but they are in the house,
and I promise you that after I retrieve the items,
I will make sure to clean up and you'll never
know that I was there.
Speaker 9 (08:18):
Ah, I, So, what what do you have to Where
are they?
Speaker 2 (08:24):
What do you have to do?
Speaker 6 (08:26):
There's a few points in the wall where something few.
Speaker 8 (08:31):
Points in them all the walls of the house is yeah,
So you're saying you want to damage my walls of
my house.
Speaker 6 (08:43):
A little well, a little bit about me. I'm very
handy and I do all of my home improvements and
other things all di y, so I wouldn't worry about
the cutting of the wall or the drywall. I'm very
precise and very good and when I slice into all
those things and I know how to repair them.
Speaker 8 (09:05):
So you're saying you're really good at cutting in two things.
Speaker 7 (09:10):
Do you know that That sounds weird?
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Dude, It sounds weird.
Speaker 6 (09:15):
I'm sorry if that came off the wrong way. I
definitely don't want us to meet weird maybe twenty thirty
minutes in your house to just retrieve my friends from
out of the wall, because I would gladly share a
little with you.
Speaker 7 (09:30):
Dude, it sounds like you have dead bodies.
Speaker 6 (09:34):
In the wall.
Speaker 7 (09:34):
You sound like a lunatic friend.
Speaker 9 (09:37):
Okay, I am.
Speaker 7 (09:39):
I'm getting off the bed right now.
Speaker 8 (09:42):
You're saying names of people that are in the wall
right now, like you creep.
Speaker 5 (09:48):
I'm calling the cop.
Speaker 6 (09:49):
Right I'm so sorry about that. Seems to be a
mix up. I was talking about Benjamin Franklin, who's on
the front of Money. I've I've left some money in
the walls. I would like to get back, and I'm
glad to give you a code of it.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
I'm calling the cops right now.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Well, hey, Jason, this is actually Jubil from the Jubil
Show doing a phone brank on you and your wife
sets you up.
Speaker 7 (10:12):
Oh my god, Really that was so weird.
Speaker 9 (10:15):
I did not know what to think first of the.
Speaker 7 (10:17):
Time, Like I kind of thought maybe something was going on,
but I really didn't know.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Yeah, she says, you guys just moved into a new
house and wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
That was weird.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone Franks. It's time
for Nina's what's trending. There's a new way to burn
someone or something that's trending, and it all comes from
this TikTok that went viral oroh, with these backpacks, they're
setting kids up for failure. Please don't buy your children these.
You're gonna look like a do and you don't want
to look like a can You guess where the burn
comes round? Is what's trending right now. Nobody's really sure
(10:55):
exactly what it means, but now everybody's using it as
a way to make fun of someone or some thing
or what it looks like, all because of this video.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Well, I feel like I used to be called like
a dtre like but that was like my like my
brothers and then.
Speaker 10 (11:10):
Yeah, the data.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Yeah, so it's just like a new version of that.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Either that or the guy didn't know how to say
it and he said he was trying to say one
of those and then he said it different.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Now that's the thing.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
I know.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
People are into it. Well backpack was he talking about?
That's what I wanted, poor back those little backpacks that
had kind of spikes on him. Oh so I was
like for their kids to go back to school and
he doesn't want them.
Speaker 9 (11:29):
To be.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Or whatever. However you choose to use it, you will
be trending if you do. I don't know if you
guys notice, but open ai dropped a new fifth generation
of chat GPT. It is now a product that is
being closely watched as a measure of whether or not
generative AI is advancing rapidly or if it's hitting a plateau.
(11:51):
Because the last update of chat GPT was actually back
in twenty twenty three. That was chat GPT four. So
now we have chat GPT five and you're supposed to
be it's supposed to be like you're talking to somebody
that has a PhD R the five. That's what they said.
It doesn't quote hallucinate in quote.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Yeah, I understand that the first version, I guess would
sometimes freak out and make up information, So this one
is not supposed to make up information. I guess they
call that hallucinating when it does that, which is also
kind of crazy to think about that it can just
make up information like that. Yeah, how do we know
the new version isn't doing that? Oh, because it's not hallucinating.
It's making up things on perfect That makes.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Sense, So use that with a grain of salt or hallucination.
I don't know. It's really confusing to me. This is
also kind of confusing, but maybe a good money grab. Mattel,
you know the toy company. It's doing a podcaster whose
name is Ken. So this guy Ken has a podcast
called Coffee with Ken and it's a political podcast. So
(12:54):
Mattel's like, uh uh, Ken, we're the only one with
the real Ken. You can't have a podcast or something.
Wait so long. I don't know they trademarked Can just
the name Can. Wow, they did. I don't know that
there's an actual trademark there. But this guy is definitely
fighting back. He's like, that's such a common name. You
can't assume me because that's my name. But maybe they can.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Well, that guy should hurry an trademark it then, yeah,
like I can. If it's not trademark yet, someone should
get on that.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Welcome to Coffee with Can, where we put America and
Sumatra Blen first, Oh the day, we're talking all kinds
of politics and the old red white. That's that's how
I picture that podcast, Coffee with Can.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Why is it like a seventies year old man? I
don't know, it's just what it's. It's just what the
title says to me. It speaks to you. Yeah, listen
to it. How matches? That is what's trending.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
It's time to Catch a Cheater Only on the Jubile Show.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Brian is on the phone today for to Catch a
Cheater and he and his girlfriend Amanda have been together
five years. But now Brian suspect said she might be
messing around, So in a few minutes, we're gonna call
her and see if we can catch her. By first, Brian,
what's going on?
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Man? Why do you think a man is seating on you?
Speaker 9 (14:08):
Amanda's always been one of those kind of free spirit
type of people, if you know what I mean. Since
we first started dating, she kind of wandered off into
oblivion sometimes and then I'll find her later with some
new friend that she made along the way.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
I know.
Speaker 5 (14:24):
I keep telling her.
Speaker 9 (14:25):
I'm going to put a cow bell around her, so
I know she's on the move. So Amanda is a
smart woman, but she just kind of gets slighty sometimes
she and sometimes she talked.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
In the things that she wouldn't normally do.
Speaker 9 (14:42):
For example, she wandered off of the party that we
were both at and I found her out back with
some guy that was getting all nice and cozy with
her and obviously hitting on her heart. I told Amanda
later that he was being too friendly and she just
said no.
Speaker 5 (14:58):
He was just being nice and.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
That she knew better.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
Look, I trust Amanda, but I don't trust.
Speaker 9 (15:04):
Other dudes around her. She can be taken advantage of easily,
and I don't want to see that happen to her.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Okay, you protective?
Speaker 9 (15:11):
Yeah, I mean again, We've been together for five years
and I feel like I know her, you know. And
but this is where it's kind of been getting to
me lately. Amanda seems to me more aloof when we've
been together. I'll come home from work and she's gone
for hours at a time, so'll never say where she's
going or where she went. And when there's something important
(15:32):
it talked her about, she barely pays.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
Any attention to me.
Speaker 9 (15:36):
She's just scrolling and texting whoever on her phone. So
the straw that broke the camel's back was when we
were sitting on our couch watching one of our shows and.
Speaker 5 (15:47):
She got a text. Like Amanda picked her.
Speaker 9 (15:49):
Phone up, extit back real quick, but then she immediately
tucked on the other side of where she was sitting.
Speaker 5 (15:55):
But not quick enough.
Speaker 9 (15:57):
I mean I caught out of the corner of my
eye some dude named Mike asking when he could see
her again.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Oh, have you asked her about this?
Speaker 11 (16:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (16:07):
I did.
Speaker 9 (16:08):
I didn't see if she responded, but I did ask
her who Mike was, and she shrugged it.
Speaker 5 (16:15):
Off and said it was a work.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
Buddy. I could tell she was lying. Again.
Speaker 9 (16:19):
I know her, she's a horrible buyer, but maybeing the
guy I am, I just let it go. I need
to know if Amanda is actually running around on me,
or at least find out what's going on in her head.
Her friends don't tell me anything, like they're they're covering
for her or something.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
I want the truth.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Okay, so this is all new behavior. She never would
disappear for hours at a time before. I mean, the
text message is definitely a flag.
Speaker 9 (16:47):
But she's a free spirit. But this got to the
point where it like it's normal for to at least
at some point contact me and let me know she's okay.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Yeah, okay, yeah, that is kind of strange. How long
can I see you again? Is that what the tech said?
Speaker 4 (17:02):
Yes, it's something to that effect from from Mike.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
I mean that's interesting, yeah, really incriminating.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
It was a work buddy, be like tomorrow, buddy, Yeah,
tomorrow at work?
Speaker 5 (17:12):
Yeah, yeah, every day.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
I'm sorry, this is it's not funny and just just
it is kind of I don't know what to think.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
All right, well I figure it out for you.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Already told us what grocery store she's a rewards card
member at, so we'll play a son come back and
then call her and pretend to be from the grocery
store and say that every single month, we choose one
rewards card member at random who gets free flowers delivered
from our floral department. We'll see if she chooses to
send those to you or to somebody else. Okay, okay,
all right, thanks play us, don't come back and get
your to Catch a Cheater next ran in the middle
(17:44):
of to Catch a Cheater if you're just joining us,
Brian is on the phone, and Brian suspects that his girlfriend,
Amanda of five years might be cheating. So we're about
to call her and pretend to be from the grocery
store that she's a rewards card member at, and say
that every single month, we choose one rwars card member
at random who gets free flowers delivered from our floral
department and see if she sends them to him or
to somebody else. But first, Brian, why don't you catch
(18:07):
everybody up on your situation?
Speaker 9 (18:08):
So Amanda, she can be kind of flighty and whatnot,
but something's weird. We were watching one of our favorite
shows together and I could tell that she was hiding
texts from me that she.
Speaker 5 (18:18):
Was making with some guy named Mike.
Speaker 9 (18:20):
She said he's a coworker. But I just don't believe her,
and I love her, and I just want to know
what's going on.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Are you ready for us to call her?
Speaker 4 (18:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (18:30):
Okay, sure, Okay.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Hello, Hi, this is horrible calling from I was looking
for a rewards card member named Amanda.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Yeah, that's me, Amanda.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling to say congratulations. Here this month's big winner.
Speaker 12 (18:59):
Wow. Wow, that's great.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Congratulations.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
So you've just won thirty six long stem red roses,
a box of chocolate or other kind of candy, and
a card to be delivered to anybody that you want
within the fifty United States of these Americas.
Speaker 13 (19:14):
Wow.
Speaker 12 (19:15):
Oh, thank you. That's great. Okay, Well, like, what do
you need from me?
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Well, it's pretty simple. I can take down the information
over the phone in just a few minutes.
Speaker 11 (19:25):
Okay, cool, Yeah, I can give you the information so
you can send flowers.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Yes, it's it's thirty six long stim red roses.
Speaker 11 (19:34):
I actually want to send this to a guy, but okay,
I don't really want to send flowers.
Speaker 12 (19:39):
Is there anything else but I can send?
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Oh? Yes you can. This does happen from time time.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
We do have gift cards at the store, so you
can choose a gift card. It won't be as much
worth as much as the flowers, so we can do
one hundred dollars gift card.
Speaker 12 (19:54):
Yeah. Do you have like a a hardware.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Store, Yes, we do. We've got cards, so that's great. Okay,
one hundred dollars and it'll still include candy and a
card to go along with it if you would like that.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Yeah, yeah, great, great cool. So who would you like
to send them to? What's the first and last name?
Speaker 8 (20:17):
Uh?
Speaker 12 (20:17):
First name is Mike?
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Okay, Mike. Would you like to write anything to go
along with it in the card?
Speaker 12 (20:27):
Here to building a new relationship?
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Oh that's cute.
Speaker 4 (20:34):
Wait, wait, what do you mean new relationship? What is
this about?
Speaker 5 (20:38):
Amanda?
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Amanda, that's your boyfriend Brian of five years. This is
actually the Jubil Show. It's a radio show. My name's Jubal,
I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria, And we do a segment
where if you think your significant other is cheating, you
can try to catch them. And that's Brian, your boyfriend
on the phone.
Speaker 4 (20:55):
I started getting excited because.
Speaker 9 (20:58):
I was thinking about the cabinets that we talked about
putting in the house.
Speaker 4 (21:01):
And then all of a sudden, who's.
Speaker 12 (21:03):
Mike, I'm on the radio right now?
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Like what?
Speaker 5 (21:11):
Yeah, because look I can.
Speaker 9 (21:14):
Tell that that text to Mike. You're lying about it
and being a coworker obviously.
Speaker 11 (21:21):
Now, yeah, you're right, You're correct. I am seeing somebody else,
and I'm seeing somebody else that doesn't treat me like
a toy or has me on a leash the entire time. Brian,
if you want to do this publicly, we can do
this publicly. Like for the entire relationship, you've constantly made
me feel like an object rather than a person, a woman.
Speaker 9 (21:45):
I've never treated her like that that I knew that's
what was going on when I saw that text from
the Mike guy.
Speaker 14 (21:51):
Yeah, I mean what the only reason why you saw
any text on my phone is because you were constantly
looking on my phone. He has tapped it into my
phone more times than I can then I can count,
regardless of whatever password I put in, whatever times I've
changed it. He literally watches my keystrokes and then and
have ends.
Speaker 12 (22:11):
That's the only way he would have seen anything.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
I feel for you in that way, Amanda, how come
younever did anything about it before?
Speaker 12 (22:19):
I have said this all the time.
Speaker 14 (22:21):
Anytime I talk to anybody, he's always like right there,
like listening and being a chaperone and listening. And even
if I talk to somebody like any guy for the
past five years, you freak out anytime and you sit
there and they're like, who's that guy? Why were you.
Speaker 12 (22:41):
Talking to him? And I'm just talking to people. I'm
talking to people at parties.
Speaker 14 (22:46):
I try to talk to your friends, to my friends,
and you're constantly like questioning me all the time, all
the time.
Speaker 12 (22:54):
So when I met Mike, he was just nice. He
was just a nice guy.
Speaker 9 (23:00):
Your friends, that's play the way. None of your friends
talk to me or tell me what's going on to
cover for your lives.
Speaker 14 (23:09):
Yeah, you know what, they don't cover up from my lives,
but they don't talk to you because they know what
you do and how you treat me. Not only that,
but they all know that you tried me to get
to do an OnlyFans account, that you were going to
overtree and take care of all the payments.
Speaker 12 (23:25):
You've always treated.
Speaker 14 (23:27):
Me like I'm some pride that you could show up
and ringing all this money off of. I think that
you get off on the idea that guys can't have me,
and I think it turns you on.
Speaker 9 (23:38):
Oh come on, you know I never talked about making
an only fans account.
Speaker 4 (23:43):
That was your idea that I called bull stupid.
Speaker 12 (23:47):
No, that's exactly what you did. That's exactly what you did.
Speaker 14 (23:50):
You were like, you should do this things that would
pay for some of your hair stuff.
Speaker 12 (23:55):
You come on to it and monetize it. That's exactly
what you were going to do.
Speaker 9 (24:00):
Okay, whatever you say, But Amanda, you didn't have to
cheat on me five years.
Speaker 5 (24:05):
Come on, just just break up.
Speaker 12 (24:08):
I cheated on you because you deserved it.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Whoa Jesus, she hung up.
Speaker 4 (24:15):
Good Wow.
Speaker 9 (24:19):
I honestly I don't know what she was talking about.
I obviously can't trust her. The only fans saying her idea,
I'm done, I'm done.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Yeah, it sounds like you guys need to.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
Be done, Lisa. I know. Thanks guys for helping me out.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
You'll find someone who you work better with, trust me, man,
Definitely the Jewel Shows.
Speaker 10 (24:41):
To catch a Cheater's got room for one more if
you still want to go to ask.
Speaker 4 (24:48):
But where did you find that?
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Some kid back in town traded the van for it?
Speaker 4 (24:53):
Straight up?
Speaker 2 (24:54):
I can get seventy miles to the gallon on.
Speaker 4 (24:55):
This dog, you know, Lloyd, just what I think? You
couldn't possibly be any dumber. You go and do something
like this.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
And totally reveal yourself.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Time for America's favorite trivia game, you versus Victoria. Your
chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez in a
game of trivia for something today?
Speaker 2 (25:20):
What is the price?
Speaker 1 (25:21):
It's Mariners tickets for Mariners tickets, So call us up
if you want to play eight eight eight three four
three one o six one eight eight eight three four
three one oh six one. You can also dm us
at the Jubil Show or go to the Jubilshow dot
com if you think you have the stuff to be Victoria.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
Yeah, there's a commercial I'm thinking of with the stuff.
Thing I can't figure it out. This is a bad
place to try to figure it out.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
But with the stuff thing, well.
Speaker 15 (25:46):
Yeah, it's like you said, like with the the stuff,
what am I thinking of when Duke is on the
Blox song You got the right stuff, baby, No that
is we'll go with that all right.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Well, if you think you got the right stuff, baby,
hey calls right now and you can play Victoria. We'll
play right after this. It's a Jubile show. The jubil
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Speaker 2 (26:11):
We'll play your game. Yeah, the snacks next.
Speaker 4 (26:17):
Don't call me stupid?
Speaker 2 (26:18):
All right?
Speaker 3 (26:19):
To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
I've worn dresses with higher iques. But you think you're
an intellectual, don't you wait?
Speaker 1 (26:27):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for Mariners tickets. And let's meet our lovely
talented contestant for today's You versus Victoria.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Matthew. What's up, Matthew? How are you.
Speaker 7 (26:42):
Every pretty good enjoying my morning.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Sweet, what's the most enjoyable part of it so far?
Speaker 9 (26:49):
I have this great drive that goes by the weight
that I just well watching the wait I drive by.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Love that.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
Wait, you're looking at the lakelan drive by, not the road.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Well, let's catch that.
Speaker 5 (27:02):
Yeah, I do.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
The Oh look at that? People like, oh my god?
Is that? It's fun? So you go through all the emotions?
I like it really a PSA for everyone else on
the road.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
All right, are you ready to take on Victoria?
Speaker 2 (27:22):
All right, here we go.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Send Victoria out of the studio and Matthew. The game
is played like this. You have thirty seconds to answer
as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,
just say pass and Victoria has to be you outright
to win.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Okay, okay, I'm ready. All right, here we go. Your
time starts. Now. What is the name of a group
of porcupines?
Speaker 5 (27:46):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (27:47):
A huddle?
Speaker 2 (27:48):
How many chambers does the human heart have?
Speaker 16 (27:51):
Four?
Speaker 2 (27:52):
What is the smallest prime number?
Speaker 7 (27:56):
One?
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Which bird has the fastest? Is its fastest in a dive?
A cream?
Speaker 8 (28:03):
Now?
Speaker 2 (28:03):
How many continents are there? What organ organelle in cells
is known as the powerhouse? Is that a word. What
organelle in cells is known as the powerhouse.
Speaker 13 (28:21):
I've never known what the nuclear is.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Well, got that in. We'll bring Victoria back into the studio.
And while Victoria is getting settled and putting your headphones
on and stuff, Matthew, here's a question for you. If
you were handling an angry, live lobster right now, how
would you calm it down?
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (28:38):
Oh, I would sume it with simple songs.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Ooh, what's your go to song to sue a live
angry lobster?
Speaker 9 (28:49):
I think I think a lullaby.
Speaker 7 (28:50):
Maybe, you know, just go to sleep, Go to sleep.
Speaker 4 (28:53):
All right?
Speaker 2 (28:54):
That probably worked, Victoria.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
If you are handling a live angry lobster right now,
how would you comment down?
Speaker 2 (28:59):
I wouldn't tell it to calm down, but.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
I don't want to do first and foremost, that never works.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
I don't know why anyone thinks to say that.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
And then I would teach some breathing exercises in and
out for a little walk, you know.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
Take it on a walk. Corse, I like to see
somebody walking a lobster.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
Actually, go look at the leash, because you don't want
to turn away first, Yeah, you can't let the lobster
loose in the park or whatever.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
That's just crazy. Sound right?
Speaker 1 (29:26):
Now here we go thirty seconds hands. There's so many
questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say
pass and you have to beat Matthew outright to win.
In Matthew, you can tell Victoria win to go.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
What is the name of a group of porcupines? Porcupines?
How many chambers does the human heart have? Oh? Crap,
it's either two or four?
Speaker 8 (29:48):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Four? What is the smallest prime number? I'm sorry you
haven't caught on this one. I'm not gonna lie. The
heart is there two or four?
Speaker 5 (29:56):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Oh my gosh, wait wait wait wait everyone pods. No,
then I'm the oh wait wait? Oh? One? Which bird
is the fastest in a dive? You know? One of
those crap? What are those? Uh wait wait wait wait?
Speaker 4 (30:13):
What are they called?
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Pelicans? Wait?
Speaker 1 (30:19):
See just how bad Victoria did with our social media
producer Gabby.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
I think Victoria got one correct. Yes, it's the hard
which one the heart one? Her answer was so all
over the place. I just don't what was your what
was your answer? Oh? Final answer? Final answer is four? Okay,
Victoria got one correct.
Speaker 15 (30:40):
Matthew one Matthew also got one correct.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
But I see you did it, Victoria. You got married
her tickets And let's get the answers. Now we need
to A group of porcupines is called a prickle bunny.
Speaker 5 (30:58):
That's so cute.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
The chamber does have four hearts. I mean the human
heart does have four chambers.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
Ya.
Speaker 5 (31:05):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
The smallest prime number is two. The bird that is
the fastest in a dive is the peargreen falcon. There
are seven continents, and the organellen cells that's known as
the powerhouse is the mitochondract. Oh I knew both.
Speaker 9 (31:20):
YEA.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
Thank you very much for playing. I have a great day, man.
Speaker 4 (31:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
We play you vers Victoria the same time every single
weekday morning. Remember if you want to play, just dm
us at the Jubil Show or go to the Jubilshow
dot com.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
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Speaker 1 (31:39):
Cal is on the phone today for a first Day
follow up and he's getting ghosted by Teresa. So in
a few minutes we'll call her and see if she'll
tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him
another date. But first, Cal, how long has it been
since you heard from Teresa?
Speaker 7 (31:54):
Well, it's been like ten days since the last time
we talked.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
Okay, oh yeah, so what was the exchange the last
time you talked or was it on the phone or
was it when you saw each other?
Speaker 8 (32:05):
Well, so we went glamping, yes, glamping like not real
like for real camping, like she made that very clear
and it was actually my idea, but she was super
into it. And it wasn't overnight. It was just for
the scene for our date, you know, like we could
have stayed if we wanted to, We had that option,
but we just wanted to do something.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Different camping trip sort of.
Speaker 8 (32:31):
Yeah, we just out in nature. I brought my projector
so we could binge on the bear inside of this thing. Okay,
I actually love that star you know romantic, right, it
was great.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Yeah, so watch a little TV and then look at
the stars and then but you weren't staying overnight, no, But.
Speaker 8 (32:50):
We did have this little fire going. We made spores,
we draped the wine out of the big old mugs
I brought, and she let me play my harmonica playlist,
which is like not me playing, like okay, she she
humored me and let me play it for the Vibei
Harmonica fan is that it.
Speaker 7 (33:10):
I love listening to it.
Speaker 8 (33:11):
I could never play it though, Okay, but no, Like
she's just really hilarious and kind of like scary smart,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 7 (33:21):
She kept correcting the cooking terms and.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
The bear out loud.
Speaker 8 (33:25):
I loved it. And it was a great night and
we kissed sort of like that word books. Yeah, it
was hot and moory.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
Okay, this day sounds what could have gone wrong?
Speaker 8 (33:40):
I don't know, but she made me feel calm but
excited at the same time, and that's pretty rare. And
she made me forget to check my phone for like
six hours. Do you understand what that means for me? That?
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Yeah? And how did everything end with her?
Speaker 4 (34:02):
Good?
Speaker 7 (34:03):
I'm so, I went on.
Speaker 8 (34:05):
I've been on plenty of days since she like she
felt like an actual person and it ended great.
Speaker 4 (34:10):
But there was like a bug situation.
Speaker 8 (34:12):
Okay, I'm talking like full winged invasion styled bugs out
of nowhere, and there was a swarm of something I
don't know what, don't ask me, but it started circling
around us. She was screaming, I pan ate that, but
I was like aggressively zipped like zipped her up into
(34:32):
the tent to protect her, right, well, handle it sicy
when I let her out, the zipper grit stuck or
I was trying to let her out, and I know that.
Speaker 7 (34:42):
Was really frustrating, and she I joked.
Speaker 8 (34:44):
I was like, well, this will be a story to
tell our grandkids one day. And I don't think she
was amused by that at all the whole that situation,
and so basically the date was over.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
Oh okay.
Speaker 3 (34:57):
Was she not amused by not being able to get
out or by the grandkid's.
Speaker 8 (35:01):
Comment maybe the worst choice of words at the moment.
I don't think that helped that she couldn't get out
of the tent. Yeah, that might have been too much,
too soon, And I get that.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
Maybe maybe I think the tent part would be frustrating,
But I don't know if you would ghost somebody. It's
not your fault that you stuck in the tent.
Speaker 7 (35:21):
No, I didn't. I just shut her in there to
protect her.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Yeah, so you're gotta be in a Hero's a weird
reason to ghost you, But maybe that's what I was
going for. All right, And you've heard nothing from her
since your date.
Speaker 7 (35:36):
That's been like Joost two weeks.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
All right, well, we'll play a song come back, and
then call her and see if she'll tell us why
she's ghosting you and maybe get you a second date
if you still wanting.
Speaker 4 (35:46):
Okay, all right, cool, thanks, all right, we'll get.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
Your first date follow up next. Right in the middle
of your first date follow up and if you're just
joining us, Cal is on the phone, and Cal is
getting ghosted by a woman named Teresa. So we're about
to call her and see if she tells us why
she's ghosting him, and maybe get him a second date
if he still wants one. Before we call her, though, Cal,
why do you tell us about your date again?
Speaker 2 (36:08):
Real quick?
Speaker 8 (36:10):
Well, so we went glamping, not real camping, had a
great night watching the bear in our tent and.
Speaker 7 (36:17):
Everything was fine.
Speaker 8 (36:19):
There was a little bug issue temporarily got stuck in
the tent and maybe have made a bad joke about it,
but otherwise she was amazing and the night was great.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
Okay, are you ready for us to call her? Yeah? Yeah, okay,
here we go. Hello, Hi, man, I speak to Teresa. Please. Yeah,
(36:57):
Hey Teresa, how are you? This is a radio show.
It's called The Jubiles Show. Hi, Teresa, I'm Nina, I'm
Victorian and my name is Jewell. How are you good?
Speaker 12 (37:06):
Wait?
Speaker 13 (37:06):
Like, what is this like? Are you about to tell
me I want a trip or something?
Speaker 2 (37:12):
Well?
Speaker 1 (37:12):
No, Also, I'm not sure it could end up in
a trip someday, Teresa. We do a segment on the show.
It's called the First Date follow Up. That's where if
you go on a date with somebody and you end
up ghosting them, that person can email us to get
you on the phone and ask why you're ghosting them.
So we got an email about you. Oh no, are
(37:33):
are you ghosting somebody?
Speaker 13 (37:37):
Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (37:39):
Is his name Cal?
Speaker 4 (37:42):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (37:43):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (37:43):
Well Cal is the person who emailed us, and we
talked to him about your date and he said he
really liked you, you thought you were awesome, but he
cannot figure out why it's been about ten days and
you still have not gotten back to him.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
Would you mind telling us?
Speaker 13 (37:56):
Because he's a liar a good one, but.
Speaker 2 (37:59):
I call it he's a liar.
Speaker 9 (38:01):
Do you mean?
Speaker 12 (38:02):
Okay?
Speaker 16 (38:03):
Well, he watched the finale of The Bear before our date,
then rewatched it with me, pretending he hadn't seen it.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
Well, how do you know? I know? Well, yeah, I
was gonna ask, how do you know?
Speaker 13 (38:14):
Yeah, well he quoted in line before it happened.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
Okay, okay, could he have seen that? Wait?
Speaker 7 (38:20):
Wait wait wait, that's why.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
That is why, Theresa, that's cal He's actually on the
phone listening and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 12 (38:28):
What Yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 7 (38:30):
Well no, that's not a lie. It's not a lie.
Speaker 13 (38:37):
No, you're a liar, and you shouldn't be surprised that
you're trying to do this to me.
Speaker 7 (38:41):
Didn't think that mattered at all. I wanted to spend
time with you, not spoil it for you.
Speaker 8 (38:47):
I was trying to make it feel like a first
time thing again, so thoughtful.
Speaker 13 (38:54):
Gas, my name is a projector and a s'more?
Speaker 2 (38:57):
Did you actually watch the finale?
Speaker 5 (38:59):
Cow?
Speaker 2 (38:59):
Had you seen it before you guys sat down to
do that?
Speaker 4 (39:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (39:04):
Well, actually, like leading up to the date, I actually
bringed the whole thing because i'd obnestly never seen it before.
Speaker 7 (39:10):
But I liked it.
Speaker 4 (39:11):
It's really good.
Speaker 13 (39:13):
So you lied about telling me that you've seen it before.
Speaker 8 (39:17):
Also, okay, I'm sorry. The only reason I did it
was because I really liked you. I didn't know about
the show, and I wanted something to bond with you
about know what was going on. I just honestly did
it because I wanted to have a good time with you.
Speaker 13 (39:36):
Uh, you're lying again.
Speaker 7 (39:39):
It's not a lie, that's the truth.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
Why does it make you so mad? Teresa?
Speaker 3 (39:44):
I feel like it's kind of cute, like Daddy watched
all of it because.
Speaker 5 (39:48):
You liked it.
Speaker 16 (39:49):
Well, if you want to date a liar, then fine,
go ahead. That's good for you. But you know, for me,
I can't do.
Speaker 7 (39:57):
That, not a lot. That's not fair.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
Are you mad because he lied her because he's good
at it?
Speaker 12 (40:05):
Oh?
Speaker 13 (40:06):
Actually that's a really good.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
I'm just curious. I'm trying to understand because this seems
to be a real like pressure point for her, which
tells me something in her life happened with liars, so
she doesn't want to deal with that again.
Speaker 13 (40:20):
Well, it's gonna lie about that, Like, how would I
know you're not gonna lie to me about other things?
Like is cal even your name? Oh?
Speaker 8 (40:28):
Seriously, please, you gotta forgive me. I'm sorry. I am
really really sorry. I apologize. I will never lie again.
I saw him with swear to never lie again. Please
forgive me.
Speaker 12 (40:40):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 13 (40:43):
Well, be sorry alone.
Speaker 2 (40:45):
WHOA, she's just lied up, Cal, WHOA? Seriously, Cal, that
sounds like he's study you don't even want to deal with.
Speaker 4 (40:55):
I don't know what just happened.
Speaker 2 (40:56):
Yeah, I think this is deeper than you, Cal, I
don't think this is even and about the Bear.
Speaker 8 (41:03):
Well, at least now I know that she's got trust
issues and the Bear's not a bad show.
Speaker 2 (41:10):
That's a good takeaway. I'm so sorry, but.
Speaker 7 (41:14):
I've been watched twenty eight episodes for.
Speaker 10 (41:17):
He Oh, somebody will appreciate that, sorry, Cal, Yeah, thanks, young,
did me a favor, Actually.
Speaker 5 (41:34):
You will.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
First day follow up, it's time for Nina's what's trending? Well,
there's a way to gass yourself up that is trending
right now, and it's all thanks to the Sydney sweeneyad.
So now people are asking the question, what small way
have you won the genetic lottery? Because you know, good
jeans and all that stuff. So they twisted the conversation.
So it's actually kind of nice if you think about it.
People are saying that they're proud of their genes because
(41:55):
they have enough room in their mouths to keep wisdom teeth. WHOA,
Some people are so I did that they have no
leg hair or arm hair, and that's why they have
good jeans.
Speaker 3 (42:05):
Heyo.
Speaker 2 (42:06):
Someone else said, no matter how much ice cream they
eat or how fast they eat it, they'll never get
a brain freeze. Oh that's at what point do you
realize that? Where are you a lot of ice cream? Yeah?
But like, what do you think yours is? You knew
that was coming? Yeah? How did you win the genetic lottery?
(42:27):
All of them? A single one? Have you seen me?
Speaker 6 (42:32):
Come on?
Speaker 2 (42:35):
There are such things as stupid questions? Wow, my bad,
I guess I didn't win.
Speaker 8 (42:41):
There.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
I'm so dumb. Honestly, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
I don't way, I don't really know, like whatever, I
don't have credited anything to my jeans.
Speaker 5 (42:51):
Okay, there?
Speaker 2 (42:53):
How about this? Would you pay three hundred dollars to
sit on a cushion that Justin Bieber's butt was on? No? Yes,
why I knew it? Why is it bear bear buck? No,
he was wearing extremely baggy jeans and usually they do
sag a little bit, so it's probably close to it.
(43:14):
I mean, the question is thrown around a lot. How
much would you be willing to pay to have some
memorabilia of like your favorite person, but they just sat
on it.
Speaker 8 (43:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (43:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (43:22):
Justin Bieber was at the Roadhouse diner in Great Falls,
Montana over the weekend or this earlier this week and
he sat there and had a peeb and Jay Burger.
All the details are here. After he got up and left,
someone said, oh my gosh, can I buy this seat?
So the diner sold it to this person for three
hundred dollars and the server split the cash. What really? Wow?
(43:44):
I just think you can actually really scam people this
way too, you know what I mean, Like, have a
picture of Justin being in there and people don't know,
Like there could be multiple cushions that you claim. Yeah, yeah,
I'm saying thank you, He's redeeming me. And lastly, where's
my last story? Oh yeah. If you're on dating apps
(44:04):
and you're trying to get more swipes, there's one type
of person that is getting all of the love right now,
and it's bookworms. If you read, but like really read,
and that's your jam, people can tell and that's what
they want. People are swiping on bookworms? How can they tell? Yeah?
I don't know. Maybe it's like the reference that you
make to a book or because.
Speaker 1 (44:24):
There's those dudes out there that take like those searchtraps
with some purpose, and you know, they haven't read anything
in their life than in the back of the protein bottle.
Speaker 2 (44:31):
And they probably do that because they know that seventy
five percent of people would rather date someone who's well
read than physically attractive. Really, yeah, so first trap it
up with those books. But maybe you read a couple
of pages because you won't get real fast. So how
are you swiping? That's what's trending jewbles?
Speaker 11 (44:51):
Dirty little secret?
Speaker 2 (44:52):
Hello, Hello, hey, you have a dirty little secret.
Speaker 5 (44:56):
I do have a dirty little secret.
Speaker 2 (44:58):
Fabulous?
Speaker 5 (44:58):
What is it?
Speaker 13 (45:00):
Okay?
Speaker 17 (45:01):
So my boyfriends he had to go out of town
for work for a whole month, and he left me
in charge of his pet chinchilla.
Speaker 2 (45:11):
Oh okay, dope, Yeah he was.
Speaker 5 (45:15):
His name's Herman.
Speaker 17 (45:15):
He's cute, and you know, it has like its enclosure
and you can't really transport it. So I was just
going over to his place and like feeding it and
taking care of it and all that stuff. But so
one day I go and I noticed that the I
hadn't closed the door on the enclosure, and the chinchilla
(45:37):
he wasn't in there, I didn't see him.
Speaker 2 (45:38):
Okay, you Lostinilla, huh.
Speaker 5 (45:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 17 (45:42):
And then also like his apartment gets kind of stuffy
and so like he always says the window crack, So
the window was cracked and yeah, Sochilla. Yeah, so I I,
you know, I can't keep going every day.
Speaker 13 (46:01):
And I'm like, so like I just had to leave
food out.
Speaker 17 (46:04):
It's like not just an enclosure, but like also out
in the like in the living room, like he's rogue.
Speaker 12 (46:12):
Like but I don't see.
Speaker 17 (46:13):
And it's like like a week and a half, so
you know, I was leaving food out, but like I
also like couldn't remember, you know, and I like I
couldn't really gauge whether or not, like the food was
going down because I left him like a lot of
food because I'm like he was probably hungry if he's.
Speaker 4 (46:28):
Like, oh, you know.
Speaker 2 (46:31):
Right, So I don't know.
Speaker 17 (46:33):
And it was like my he was going to come
home in like a week, and I panicked, and so
I got him a new.
Speaker 2 (46:39):
Chinchilla, okay, like one that looks like his other one.
Speaker 17 (46:42):
Yeah, and well he's like pictures of it on his Instagram.
So I was like okay, and I like the marketings
and I think I got one that looks pretty similar,
you know, I mean, I'm not a schill expert, you.
Speaker 12 (46:51):
Know, I've learned a lot.
Speaker 17 (46:54):
So he's been back now for one week, and like
two days ago he called me and he thinks that
the first chinchilla had a baby and that it's somehow
magically the.
Speaker 2 (47:06):
Same size because the other cgilla showed up.
Speaker 1 (47:11):
Yeah, and he thinks it had a baby that's the
same side.
Speaker 2 (47:17):
But does he know how babies were? No?
Speaker 13 (47:22):
Well, I just got it.
Speaker 12 (47:23):
Do I have to tell him? I can't tell him.
Speaker 2 (47:25):
No.
Speaker 1 (47:25):
I think he just let him think that it's cinilla
magically had a baby.
Speaker 2 (47:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 17 (47:30):
Yeah, I don't think I'm gonna tell him because it's
just like so cute that he's like naive that he thinks,
you know, herman is a she after all and had
a baby. I like that narrative better than I lied
about it.
Speaker 2 (47:42):
That he doesn't know how babies are? All right, thank
you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 12 (47:46):
You're welcome.
Speaker 2 (47:47):
But what's your dirty little secret?
How do you like your coffee tall? Dark, heavy on
the cream? Well, I ask because a recent study was
just published on what your coffee order says about you,
and we'll go over it next so you can find
out all you need to know about yourself based on
how you like your being prepared well right after this,
it's a jewel show. What if I like to put
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ketchup in my coffee?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Is psychopath? The Jewble Show?
Speaker 1 (00:24):
That's a text message we just got into four one
O sixty one because a recent study just published says
what your coffee order says about you as a person
if you like to put ketchup in your coffee?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
A lot of questions, Yeah, that one.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Anyway, think about how you like your coffee and how
stabby you get if the Breisa makes your coffee wrong,
and will tell you exactly what that says about you
right now. If you like your coffee black, here's apparently
what it says about your personality, you have a emotionally
repressed pragmatist with possible control fixation personality type. Really says
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you like your coffee the same way you like your
interpersonal connections, intense, bitter, and emotionally unavailable.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Oh, I just always think of people that drink just
plain black coffee is just having a high pain threshold.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Really, I can just not wanting to talk to anyone
like they gots just see.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
That says you're probably the kind of person who calls
it being juice and judges everybody else who needs milk
in it like they were a child.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Yeah, it's very true they do do that.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
I'm also to note Ted Bundy liked his coffee black
high pain tolerance. That's the type of personality that you
have if you like your coffee just black, if you
liked iced coffee even in the winter. Yeah, it says
that your personality type is a stylized chaos agent with
high stimulant dependency.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
You know, it's funny every time we do these the
word chaos always fits. And the type of thing I like,
I've never seen to get an iced coffee before I
make my coffee in the morning, and I put ice
in it before I leave my home because I have
a cool coffee maker that does an espresso machine.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
It says that you prioritize aesthetics over logic maybe, and
your thermostat is always set to drama. You're cold one
hundred percent of the time, but you won't touch hot
coffee because the vibes just aren't there for you. Your
whole personality is coffee, a little bit of trauma, and
(02:17):
one clock clip holding.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
It all together. This feels like an older version of myself,
not today's version. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
You have a whole blanket wrapped around you, Nina, because it's.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Cold in here. You're always cold, it says Billy Eilish.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Lord and your ex who soft blocked you all drink
coffee and iced coffee in a snowstorm. We're going over
a new study that says what your coffee order says
about you as a person. If you like a caramel macchiato,
your personality type is romanticized anxiety romantic with mild retail
therapy compulsion.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Interesting, and I would also add low pain threshold. Really,
I don't know why. I just think people that like
the super sweet drinks just don't have a high pain tolerance.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
It says, if you're a Karma macchiato, it's not just
a drink, it's your coping mechanism. Yes, you romanticize the
hell out of your life. Main character energy break down
and then have a Starbucks run.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Yeah, I love that for you old world.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
On that list, it says ariana Grande is somebody who
likes a caramel macchiato.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
So that type of first nund oh, okay, that kind
of makes sense.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
If you like a macha late, then you carry a
calm energy. But also judge people who still drink regular coffee.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Is it macha latte where they put macha and a
latte and they just combine other dirty macha.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Oh that's good, Yeah, I like them. Is it macha
in milk or there's actual coffee in your macha too?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
It's espresso because it's like macha powder or whatever, macha
mixed with the coffee.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Oh, so it's a lot. It's a latte, but then
they just put macha in it.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
It's good.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
I like it a lot. I don't know if it's
my favorite, but I like a lot.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
It also says you meditate, but only after a forty
minute TikTok scroll and you've definitely said I'm protecting my piece.
After ghosting a group chat, we found you ball more.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Like ghosting an email, okay, chat too, pretty much anything.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Yeah, I have no problem mixing things out of my
life at all. Yeah, like this email thing bugs me
x it's not personality to soft spoken mixed mystic with
avoidant conflict tendencies.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Yeah, I can see that.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
If you like cold Proof, that's your favorite coffee, says
your personality is a high functioning, burnout survivor with resting
crisis face. I'm taking this as you virtually.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Okay, but it's not just because I've tried other coffees,
and I've tried to like other coffees, but they all
make me sleepy, makes me tired.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
It's really funny because it says you drink this not
because you like it, but because you need it to function.
You're either running from your problems or trying to physically
outrun them.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Amazing. That's so accurate. I've never heard anymore in my life.
What kind of resting face does she have again? Oh,
resting crisis face, resting crisis face. That face that she
makes like a little puppy goy woo. Here's your resting
crisis face. Your vibe is high achiever on the edge
of meltdown.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yeah, you drink coldbrew like it's water and refer to
four hours of sleep as plenty.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
I mean Hey, man, I can sleep later.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
And here's what a vanilla latte says about you, which
is my favorite coffee. Okay, sugar free vanilla ltte. So
this one is really yeah, this one is actually my favorite.
It says that you're a gentle overthinker with people pleasing
reflux disorder stop.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
It says you're sweet, approachable, and probably say oops, even
when it's not your fault.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Yeah, that kind of reaccurate.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Yeah, sorry or oops a lot I've said when I
know I shouldn't have you read too much into text
punctuation definitely and use sparkles on ironically.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Oh, you should do that more.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
But beneath the milky exteriorize a storm of indecision. You
panic over choosing between oat or almond milk, and then
apologize to the bristol for existing.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Oh it's like sweet and sad.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Yeah at the same time. Yeah, that's sure you happy
and said at the same time.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
And I've mastered that.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Oh it's another jewbile phone frame the twenties.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Hello, yes, hi, is this listen?
Speaker 5 (06:29):
This is genation?
Speaker 4 (06:31):
But who is this?
Speaker 6 (06:33):
Hi? My name is Juniper, and I was wondering if
you have a moment to speak with me about something.
It's rather important.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
What is your regarding.
Speaker 6 (06:45):
You recently purchased a new home, and I hope you're
enjoying it.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Uh, how could you know that? Oh?
Speaker 6 (06:53):
Well, it's because I'm the previous owner of the abode
that you're currently and I know it's not appropriate or
customary for the old homeowner to reach out to the yes,
and I'm so sorry about that, but I needed to
call you because I was wondering if there might be
(07:15):
a time that we can set up so I can
come by and get one of my belongings that I
left there.
Speaker 7 (07:22):
Oh yeah, I don't know. The house was completely empty
when we got in there.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
You couldn't have anything here.
Speaker 6 (07:29):
I don't think any house is really completely empty to you.
It's sort of I feel like it has the essence
of all the people that have been there before, and
someone might have left and some never left in a
way if you think about it.
Speaker 8 (07:45):
Okay, yeah, sure, but look, man, there there was nothing
in the house.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
There is nothing house.
Speaker 6 (07:55):
Yes, there's some some very something very important to me.
There are a few things that are very important to
me that I left there. They're actually not out and
about in the house, but they are in the house,
and I promise you that after I retrieve the items,
I will make sure to clean up and you'll never
know that I was there.
Speaker 9 (08:18):
Ah, I, So, what what do you have to Where
are they?
Speaker 2 (08:24):
What do you have to do?
Speaker 6 (08:26):
There's a few points in the wall where something few.
Speaker 8 (08:31):
Points in them all the walls of the house is yeah,
So you're saying you want to damage my walls of
my house.
Speaker 6 (08:43):
A little well, a little bit about me. I'm very
handy and I do all of my home improvements and
other things all di y, so I wouldn't worry about
the cutting of the wall or the drywall. I'm very
precise and very good and when I slice into all
those things and I know how to repair them.
Speaker 8 (09:05):
So you're saying you're really good at cutting in two things.
Speaker 7 (09:10):
Do you know that That sounds weird?
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Dude, It sounds weird.
Speaker 6 (09:15):
I'm sorry if that came off the wrong way. I
definitely don't want us to meet weird maybe twenty thirty
minutes in your house to just retrieve my friends from
out of the wall, because I would gladly share a
little with you.
Speaker 7 (09:30):
Dude, it sounds like you have dead bodies.
Speaker 6 (09:34):
In the wall.
Speaker 7 (09:34):
You sound like a lunatic friend.
Speaker 9 (09:37):
Okay, I am.
Speaker 7 (09:39):
I'm getting off the bed right now.
Speaker 8 (09:42):
You're saying names of people that are in the wall
right now, like you creep.
Speaker 5 (09:48):
I'm calling the cop.
Speaker 6 (09:49):
Right I'm so sorry about that. Seems to be a
mix up. I was talking about Benjamin Franklin, who's on
the front of Money. I've I've left some money in
the walls. I would like to get back, and I'm
glad to give you a code of it.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
I'm calling the cops right now.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Well, hey, Jason, this is actually Jubil from the Jubil
Show doing a phone brank on you and your wife
sets you up.
Speaker 7 (10:12):
Oh my god, Really that was so weird.
Speaker 9 (10:15):
I did not know what to think first of the.
Speaker 7 (10:17):
Time, Like I kind of thought maybe something was going on,
but I really didn't know.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Yeah, she says, you guys just moved into a new
house and wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
That was weird.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone Franks. It's time
for Nina's what's trending. There's a new way to burn
someone or something that's trending, and it all comes from
this TikTok that went viral oroh, with these backpacks, they're
setting kids up for failure. Please don't buy your children these.
You're gonna look like a do and you don't want
to look like a can You guess where the burn
comes round? Is what's trending right now. Nobody's really sure
(10:55):
exactly what it means, but now everybody's using it as
a way to make fun of someone or some thing
or what it looks like, all because of this video.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Well, I feel like I used to be called like
a dtre like but that was like my like my
brothers and then.
Speaker 10 (11:10):
Yeah, the data.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Yeah, so it's just like a new version of that.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Either that or the guy didn't know how to say
it and he said he was trying to say one
of those and then he said it different.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Now that's the thing.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
I know.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
People are into it. Well backpack was he talking about?
That's what I wanted, poor back those little backpacks that
had kind of spikes on him. Oh so I was
like for their kids to go back to school and
he doesn't want them.
Speaker 9 (11:29):
To be.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Or whatever. However you choose to use it, you will
be trending if you do. I don't know if you
guys notice, but open ai dropped a new fifth generation
of chat GPT. It is now a product that is
being closely watched as a measure of whether or not
generative AI is advancing rapidly or if it's hitting a plateau.
(11:51):
Because the last update of chat GPT was actually back
in twenty twenty three. That was chat GPT four. So
now we have chat GPT five and you're supposed to
be it's supposed to be like you're talking to somebody
that has a PhD R the five. That's what they said.
It doesn't quote hallucinate in quote.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Yeah, I understand that the first version, I guess would
sometimes freak out and make up information, So this one
is not supposed to make up information. I guess they
call that hallucinating when it does that, which is also
kind of crazy to think about that it can just
make up information like that. Yeah, how do we know
the new version isn't doing that? Oh, because it's not hallucinating.
It's making up things on perfect That makes.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Sense, So use that with a grain of salt or hallucination.
I don't know. It's really confusing to me. This is
also kind of confusing, but maybe a good money grab. Mattel,
you know the toy company. It's doing a podcaster whose
name is Ken. So this guy Ken has a podcast
called Coffee with Ken and it's a political podcast. So
(12:54):
Mattel's like, uh uh, Ken, we're the only one with
the real Ken. You can't have a podcast or something.
Wait so long. I don't know they trademarked Can just
the name Can. Wow, they did. I don't know that
there's an actual trademark there. But this guy is definitely
fighting back. He's like, that's such a common name. You
can't assume me because that's my name. But maybe they can.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Well, that guy should hurry an trademark it then, yeah,
like I can. If it's not trademark yet, someone should
get on that.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Welcome to Coffee with Can, where we put America and
Sumatra Blen first, Oh the day, we're talking all kinds
of politics and the old red white. That's that's how
I picture that podcast, Coffee with Can.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Why is it like a seventies year old man? I
don't know, it's just what it's. It's just what the
title says to me. It speaks to you. Yeah, listen
to it. How matches? That is what's trending.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
It's time to Catch a Cheater Only on the Jubile Show.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Brian is on the phone today for to Catch a
Cheater and he and his girlfriend Amanda have been together
five years. But now Brian suspect said she might be
messing around, So in a few minutes, we're gonna call
her and see if we can catch her. By first, Brian,
what's going on?
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Man? Why do you think a man is seating on you?
Speaker 9 (14:08):
Amanda's always been one of those kind of free spirit
type of people, if you know what I mean. Since
we first started dating, she kind of wandered off into
oblivion sometimes and then I'll find her later with some
new friend that she made along the way.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
I know.
Speaker 5 (14:24):
I keep telling her.
Speaker 9 (14:25):
I'm going to put a cow bell around her, so
I know she's on the move. So Amanda is a
smart woman, but she just kind of gets slighty sometimes
she and sometimes she talked.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
In the things that she wouldn't normally do.
Speaker 9 (14:42):
For example, she wandered off of the party that we
were both at and I found her out back with
some guy that was getting all nice and cozy with
her and obviously hitting on her heart. I told Amanda
later that he was being too friendly and she just
said no.
Speaker 5 (14:58):
He was just being nice and.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
That she knew better.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
Look, I trust Amanda, but I don't trust.
Speaker 9 (15:04):
Other dudes around her. She can be taken advantage of easily,
and I don't want to see that happen to her.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Okay, you protective?
Speaker 9 (15:11):
Yeah, I mean again, We've been together for five years
and I feel like I know her, you know. And
but this is where it's kind of been getting to
me lately. Amanda seems to me more aloof when we've
been together. I'll come home from work and she's gone
for hours at a time, so'll never say where she's
going or where she went. And when there's something important
(15:32):
it talked her about, she barely pays.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
Any attention to me.
Speaker 9 (15:36):
She's just scrolling and texting whoever on her phone. So
the straw that broke the camel's back was when we
were sitting on our couch watching one of our shows and.
Speaker 5 (15:47):
She got a text. Like Amanda picked her.
Speaker 9 (15:49):
Phone up, extit back real quick, but then she immediately
tucked on the other side of where she was sitting.
Speaker 5 (15:55):
But not quick enough.
Speaker 9 (15:57):
I mean I caught out of the corner of my
eye some dude named Mike asking when he could see
her again.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Oh, have you asked her about this?
Speaker 11 (16:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (16:07):
I did.
Speaker 9 (16:08):
I didn't see if she responded, but I did ask
her who Mike was, and she shrugged it.
Speaker 5 (16:15):
Off and said it was a work.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
Buddy. I could tell she was lying. Again.
Speaker 9 (16:19):
I know her, she's a horrible buyer, but maybeing the
guy I am, I just let it go. I need
to know if Amanda is actually running around on me,
or at least find out what's going on in her head.
Her friends don't tell me anything, like they're they're covering
for her or something.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
I want the truth.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Okay, so this is all new behavior. She never would
disappear for hours at a time before. I mean, the
text message is definitely a flag.
Speaker 9 (16:47):
But she's a free spirit. But this got to the
point where it like it's normal for to at least
at some point contact me and let me know she's okay.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Yeah, okay, yeah, that is kind of strange. How long
can I see you again? Is that what the tech said?
Speaker 4 (17:02):
Yes, it's something to that effect from from Mike.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
I mean that's interesting, yeah, really incriminating.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
It was a work buddy, be like tomorrow, buddy, Yeah,
tomorrow at work?
Speaker 5 (17:12):
Yeah, yeah, every day.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
I'm sorry, this is it's not funny and just just
it is kind of I don't know what to think.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
All right, well I figure it out for you.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Already told us what grocery store she's a rewards card
member at, so we'll play a son come back and
then call her and pretend to be from the grocery
store and say that every single month, we choose one
rewards card member at random who gets free flowers delivered
from our floral department. We'll see if she chooses to
send those to you or to somebody else. Okay, okay,
all right, thanks play us, don't come back and get
your to Catch a Cheater next ran in the middle
(17:44):
of to Catch a Cheater if you're just joining us,
Brian is on the phone, and Brian suspects that his girlfriend,
Amanda of five years might be cheating. So we're about
to call her and pretend to be from the grocery
store that she's a rewards card member at, and say
that every single month, we choose one rwars card member
at random who gets free flowers delivered from our floral
department and see if she sends them to him or
to somebody else. But first, Brian, why don't you catch
(18:07):
everybody up on your situation?
Speaker 9 (18:08):
So Amanda, she can be kind of flighty and whatnot,
but something's weird. We were watching one of our favorite
shows together and I could tell that she was hiding
texts from me that she.
Speaker 5 (18:18):
Was making with some guy named Mike.
Speaker 9 (18:20):
She said he's a coworker. But I just don't believe her,
and I love her, and I just want to know
what's going on.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Are you ready for us to call her?
Speaker 4 (18:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (18:30):
Okay, sure, Okay.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Hello, Hi, this is horrible calling from I was looking
for a rewards card member named Amanda.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Yeah, that's me, Amanda.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling to say congratulations. Here this month's big winner.
Speaker 12 (18:59):
Wow. Wow, that's great.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Congratulations.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
So you've just won thirty six long stem red roses,
a box of chocolate or other kind of candy, and
a card to be delivered to anybody that you want
within the fifty United States of these Americas.
Speaker 13 (19:14):
Wow.
Speaker 12 (19:15):
Oh, thank you. That's great. Okay, Well, like, what do
you need from me?
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Well, it's pretty simple. I can take down the information
over the phone in just a few minutes.
Speaker 11 (19:25):
Okay, cool, Yeah, I can give you the information so
you can send flowers.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Yes, it's it's thirty six long stim red roses.
Speaker 11 (19:34):
I actually want to send this to a guy, but okay,
I don't really want to send flowers.
Speaker 12 (19:39):
Is there anything else but I can send?
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Oh? Yes you can. This does happen from time time.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
We do have gift cards at the store, so you
can choose a gift card. It won't be as much
worth as much as the flowers, so we can do
one hundred dollars gift card.
Speaker 12 (19:54):
Yeah. Do you have like a a hardware.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Store, Yes, we do. We've got cards, so that's great. Okay,
one hundred dollars and it'll still include candy and a
card to go along with it if you would like that.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Yeah, yeah, great, great cool. So who would you like
to send them to? What's the first and last name?
Speaker 8 (20:17):
Uh?
Speaker 12 (20:17):
First name is Mike?
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Okay, Mike. Would you like to write anything to go
along with it in the card?
Speaker 12 (20:27):
Here to building a new relationship?
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Oh that's cute.
Speaker 4 (20:34):
Wait, wait, what do you mean new relationship? What is
this about?
Speaker 5 (20:38):
Amanda?
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Amanda, that's your boyfriend Brian of five years. This is
actually the Jubil Show. It's a radio show. My name's Jubal,
I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria, And we do a segment
where if you think your significant other is cheating, you
can try to catch them. And that's Brian, your boyfriend
on the phone.
Speaker 4 (20:55):
I started getting excited because.
Speaker 9 (20:58):
I was thinking about the cabinets that we talked about
putting in the house.
Speaker 4 (21:01):
And then all of a sudden, who's.
Speaker 12 (21:03):
Mike, I'm on the radio right now?
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Like what?
Speaker 5 (21:11):
Yeah, because look I can.
Speaker 9 (21:14):
Tell that that text to Mike. You're lying about it
and being a coworker obviously.
Speaker 11 (21:21):
Now, yeah, you're right, You're correct. I am seeing somebody else,
and I'm seeing somebody else that doesn't treat me like
a toy or has me on a leash the entire time. Brian,
if you want to do this publicly, we can do
this publicly. Like for the entire relationship, you've constantly made
me feel like an object rather than a person, a woman.
Speaker 9 (21:45):
I've never treated her like that that I knew that's
what was going on when I saw that text from
the Mike guy.
Speaker 14 (21:51):
Yeah, I mean what the only reason why you saw
any text on my phone is because you were constantly
looking on my phone. He has tapped it into my
phone more times than I can then I can count,
regardless of whatever password I put in, whatever times I've
changed it. He literally watches my keystrokes and then and
have ends.
Speaker 12 (22:11):
That's the only way he would have seen anything.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
I feel for you in that way, Amanda, how come
younever did anything about it before?
Speaker 12 (22:19):
I have said this all the time.
Speaker 14 (22:21):
Anytime I talk to anybody, he's always like right there,
like listening and being a chaperone and listening. And even
if I talk to somebody like any guy for the
past five years, you freak out anytime and you sit
there and they're like, who's that guy? Why were you.
Speaker 12 (22:41):
Talking to him? And I'm just talking to people. I'm
talking to people at parties.
Speaker 14 (22:46):
I try to talk to your friends, to my friends,
and you're constantly like questioning me all the time, all
the time.
Speaker 12 (22:54):
So when I met Mike, he was just nice. He
was just a nice guy.
Speaker 9 (23:00):
Your friends, that's play the way. None of your friends
talk to me or tell me what's going on to
cover for your lives.
Speaker 14 (23:09):
Yeah, you know what, they don't cover up from my lives,
but they don't talk to you because they know what
you do and how you treat me. Not only that,
but they all know that you tried me to get
to do an OnlyFans account, that you were going to
overtree and take care of all the payments.
Speaker 12 (23:25):
You've always treated.
Speaker 14 (23:27):
Me like I'm some pride that you could show up
and ringing all this money off of. I think that
you get off on the idea that guys can't have me,
and I think it turns you on.
Speaker 9 (23:38):
Oh come on, you know I never talked about making
an only fans account.
Speaker 4 (23:43):
That was your idea that I called bull stupid.
Speaker 12 (23:47):
No, that's exactly what you did. That's exactly what you did.
Speaker 14 (23:50):
You were like, you should do this things that would
pay for some of your hair stuff.
Speaker 12 (23:55):
You come on to it and monetize it. That's exactly
what you were going to do.
Speaker 9 (24:00):
Okay, whatever you say, But Amanda, you didn't have to
cheat on me five years.
Speaker 5 (24:05):
Come on, just just break up.
Speaker 12 (24:08):
I cheated on you because you deserved it.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Whoa Jesus, she hung up.
Speaker 4 (24:15):
Good Wow.
Speaker 9 (24:19):
I honestly I don't know what she was talking about.
I obviously can't trust her. The only fans saying her idea,
I'm done, I'm done.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Yeah, it sounds like you guys need to.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
Be done, Lisa. I know. Thanks guys for helping me out.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
You'll find someone who you work better with, trust me, man,
Definitely the Jewel Shows.
Speaker 10 (24:41):
To catch a Cheater's got room for one more if
you still want to go to ask.
Speaker 4 (24:48):
But where did you find that?
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Some kid back in town traded the van for it?
Speaker 4 (24:53):
Straight up?
Speaker 2 (24:54):
I can get seventy miles to the gallon on.
Speaker 4 (24:55):
This dog, you know, Lloyd, just what I think? You
couldn't possibly be any dumber. You go and do something
like this.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
And totally reveal yourself.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Time for America's favorite trivia game, you versus Victoria. Your
chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez in a
game of trivia for something today?
Speaker 2 (25:20):
What is the price?
Speaker 1 (25:21):
It's Mariners tickets for Mariners tickets, So call us up
if you want to play eight eight eight three four
three one o six one eight eight eight three four
three one oh six one. You can also dm us
at the Jubil Show or go to the Jubilshow dot
com if you think you have the stuff to be Victoria.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
Yeah, there's a commercial I'm thinking of with the stuff.
Thing I can't figure it out. This is a bad
place to try to figure it out.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
But with the stuff thing, well.
Speaker 15 (25:46):
Yeah, it's like you said, like with the the stuff,
what am I thinking of when Duke is on the
Blox song You got the right stuff, baby, No that
is we'll go with that all right.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Well, if you think you got the right stuff, baby,
hey calls right now and you can play Victoria. We'll
play right after this. It's a Jubile show. The jubil
Show is also brought to you by Better Help Give
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Speaker 2 (26:11):
We'll play your game. Yeah, the snacks next.
Speaker 4 (26:17):
Don't call me stupid?
Speaker 2 (26:18):
All right?
Speaker 3 (26:19):
To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
I've worn dresses with higher iques. But you think you're
an intellectual, don't you wait?
Speaker 1 (26:27):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for Mariners tickets. And let's meet our lovely
talented contestant for today's You versus Victoria.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Matthew. What's up, Matthew? How are you.
Speaker 7 (26:42):
Every pretty good enjoying my morning.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Sweet, what's the most enjoyable part of it so far?
Speaker 9 (26:49):
I have this great drive that goes by the weight
that I just well watching the wait I drive by.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Love that.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
Wait, you're looking at the lakelan drive by, not the road.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Well, let's catch that.
Speaker 5 (27:02):
Yeah, I do.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
The Oh look at that? People like, oh my god?
Is that? It's fun? So you go through all the emotions?
I like it really a PSA for everyone else on
the road.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
All right, are you ready to take on Victoria?
Speaker 2 (27:22):
All right, here we go.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Send Victoria out of the studio and Matthew. The game
is played like this. You have thirty seconds to answer
as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,
just say pass and Victoria has to be you outright
to win.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Okay, okay, I'm ready. All right, here we go. Your
time starts. Now. What is the name of a group
of porcupines?
Speaker 5 (27:46):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (27:47):
A huddle?
Speaker 2 (27:48):
How many chambers does the human heart have?
Speaker 16 (27:51):
Four?
Speaker 2 (27:52):
What is the smallest prime number?
Speaker 7 (27:56):
One?
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Which bird has the fastest? Is its fastest in a dive?
A cream?
Speaker 8 (28:03):
Now?
Speaker 2 (28:03):
How many continents are there? What organ organelle in cells
is known as the powerhouse? Is that a word. What
organelle in cells is known as the powerhouse.
Speaker 13 (28:21):
I've never known what the nuclear is.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Well, got that in. We'll bring Victoria back into the studio.
And while Victoria is getting settled and putting your headphones
on and stuff, Matthew, here's a question for you. If
you were handling an angry, live lobster right now, how
would you calm it down?
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (28:38):
Oh, I would sume it with simple songs.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Ooh, what's your go to song to sue a live
angry lobster?
Speaker 9 (28:49):
I think I think a lullaby.
Speaker 7 (28:50):
Maybe, you know, just go to sleep, Go to sleep.
Speaker 4 (28:53):
All right?
Speaker 2 (28:54):
That probably worked, Victoria.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
If you are handling a live angry lobster right now,
how would you comment down?
Speaker 2 (28:59):
I wouldn't tell it to calm down, but.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
I don't want to do first and foremost, that never works.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
I don't know why anyone thinks to say that.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
And then I would teach some breathing exercises in and
out for a little walk, you know.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
Take it on a walk. Corse, I like to see
somebody walking a lobster.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
Actually, go look at the leash, because you don't want
to turn away first, Yeah, you can't let the lobster
loose in the park or whatever.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
That's just crazy. Sound right?
Speaker 1 (29:26):
Now here we go thirty seconds hands. There's so many
questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say
pass and you have to beat Matthew outright to win.
In Matthew, you can tell Victoria win to go.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
What is the name of a group of porcupines? Porcupines?
How many chambers does the human heart have? Oh? Crap,
it's either two or four?
Speaker 8 (29:48):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Four? What is the smallest prime number? I'm sorry you
haven't caught on this one. I'm not gonna lie. The
heart is there two or four?
Speaker 5 (29:56):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Oh my gosh, wait wait wait wait everyone pods. No,
then I'm the oh wait wait? Oh? One? Which bird
is the fastest in a dive? You know? One of
those crap? What are those? Uh wait wait wait wait?
Speaker 4 (30:13):
What are they called?
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Pelicans? Wait?
Speaker 1 (30:19):
See just how bad Victoria did with our social media
producer Gabby.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
I think Victoria got one correct. Yes, it's the hard
which one the heart one? Her answer was so all
over the place. I just don't what was your what
was your answer? Oh? Final answer? Final answer is four? Okay,
Victoria got one correct.
Speaker 15 (30:40):
Matthew one Matthew also got one correct.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
But I see you did it, Victoria. You got married
her tickets And let's get the answers. Now we need
to A group of porcupines is called a prickle bunny.
Speaker 5 (30:58):
That's so cute.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
The chamber does have four hearts. I mean the human
heart does have four chambers.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
Ya.
Speaker 5 (31:05):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
The smallest prime number is two. The bird that is
the fastest in a dive is the peargreen falcon. There
are seven continents, and the organellen cells that's known as
the powerhouse is the mitochondract. Oh I knew both.
Speaker 9 (31:20):
YEA.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
Thank you very much for playing. I have a great day, man.
Speaker 4 (31:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
We play you vers Victoria the same time every single
weekday morning. Remember if you want to play, just dm
us at the Jubil Show or go to the Jubilshow
dot com.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
First Date follow Up powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys
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Speaker 1 (31:39):
Cal is on the phone today for a first Day
follow up and he's getting ghosted by Teresa. So in
a few minutes we'll call her and see if she'll
tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him
another date. But first, Cal, how long has it been
since you heard from Teresa?
Speaker 7 (31:54):
Well, it's been like ten days since the last time
we talked.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
Okay, oh yeah, so what was the exchange the last
time you talked or was it on the phone or
was it when you saw each other?
Speaker 8 (32:05):
Well, so we went glamping, yes, glamping like not real
like for real camping, like she made that very clear
and it was actually my idea, but she was super
into it. And it wasn't overnight. It was just for
the scene for our date, you know, like we could
have stayed if we wanted to, We had that option,
but we just wanted to do something.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Different camping trip sort of.
Speaker 8 (32:31):
Yeah, we just out in nature. I brought my projector
so we could binge on the bear inside of this thing. Okay,
I actually love that star you know romantic, right, it
was great.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Yeah, so watch a little TV and then look at
the stars and then but you weren't staying overnight, no, But.
Speaker 8 (32:50):
We did have this little fire going. We made spores,
we draped the wine out of the big old mugs
I brought, and she let me play my harmonica playlist,
which is like not me playing, like okay, she she
humored me and let me play it for the Vibei
Harmonica fan is that it.
Speaker 7 (33:10):
I love listening to it.
Speaker 8 (33:11):
I could never play it though, Okay, but no, Like
she's just really hilarious and kind of like scary smart,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 7 (33:21):
She kept correcting the cooking terms and.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
The bear out loud.
Speaker 8 (33:25):
I loved it. And it was a great night and
we kissed sort of like that word books. Yeah, it
was hot and moory.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
Okay, this day sounds what could have gone wrong?
Speaker 8 (33:40):
I don't know, but she made me feel calm but
excited at the same time, and that's pretty rare. And
she made me forget to check my phone for like
six hours. Do you understand what that means for me? That?
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Yeah? And how did everything end with her?
Speaker 4 (34:02):
Good?
Speaker 7 (34:03):
I'm so, I went on.
Speaker 8 (34:05):
I've been on plenty of days since she like she
felt like an actual person and it ended great.
Speaker 4 (34:10):
But there was like a bug situation.
Speaker 8 (34:12):
Okay, I'm talking like full winged invasion styled bugs out
of nowhere, and there was a swarm of something I
don't know what, don't ask me, but it started circling
around us. She was screaming, I pan ate that, but
I was like aggressively zipped like zipped her up into
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the tent to protect her, right, well, handle it sicy
when I let her out, the zipper grit stuck or
I was trying to let her out, and I know that.
Speaker 7 (34:42):
Was really frustrating, and she I joked.
Speaker 8 (34:44):
I was like, well, this will be a story to
tell our grandkids one day. And I don't think she
was amused by that at all the whole that situation,
and so basically the date was over.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
Oh okay.
Speaker 3 (34:57):
Was she not amused by not being able to get
out or by the grandkid's.
Speaker 8 (35:01):
Comment maybe the worst choice of words at the moment.
I don't think that helped that she couldn't get out
of the tent. Yeah, that might have been too much,
too soon, And I get that.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
Maybe maybe I think the tent part would be frustrating,
But I don't know if you would ghost somebody. It's
not your fault that you stuck in the tent.
Speaker 7 (35:21):
No, I didn't. I just shut her in there to
protect her.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Yeah, so you're gotta be in a Hero's a weird
reason to ghost you, But maybe that's what I was
going for. All right, And you've heard nothing from her
since your date.
Speaker 7 (35:36):
That's been like Joost two weeks.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
All right, well, we'll play a song come back, and
then call her and see if she'll tell us why
she's ghosting you and maybe get you a second date
if you still wanting.
Speaker 4 (35:46):
Okay, all right, cool, thanks, all right, we'll get.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
Your first date follow up next. Right in the middle
of your first date follow up and if you're just
joining us, Cal is on the phone, and Cal is
getting ghosted by a woman named Teresa. So we're about
to call her and see if she tells us why
she's ghosting him, and maybe get him a second date
if he still wants one. Before we call her, though, Cal,
why do you tell us about your date again?
Speaker 2 (36:08):
Real quick?
Speaker 8 (36:10):
Well, so we went glamping, not real camping, had a
great night watching the bear in our tent and.
Speaker 7 (36:17):
Everything was fine.
Speaker 8 (36:19):
There was a little bug issue temporarily got stuck in
the tent and maybe have made a bad joke about it,
but otherwise she was amazing and the night was great.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
Okay, are you ready for us to call her? Yeah? Yeah, okay,
here we go. Hello, Hi, man, I speak to Teresa. Please. Yeah,
(36:57):
Hey Teresa, how are you? This is a radio show.
It's called The Jubiles Show. Hi, Teresa, I'm Nina, I'm
Victorian and my name is Jewell. How are you good?
Speaker 12 (37:06):
Wait?
Speaker 13 (37:06):
Like, what is this like? Are you about to tell
me I want a trip or something?
Speaker 2 (37:12):
Well?
Speaker 1 (37:12):
No, Also, I'm not sure it could end up in
a trip someday, Teresa. We do a segment on the show.
It's called the First Date follow Up. That's where if
you go on a date with somebody and you end
up ghosting them, that person can email us to get
you on the phone and ask why you're ghosting them.
So we got an email about you. Oh no, are
(37:33):
are you ghosting somebody?
Speaker 13 (37:37):
Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (37:39):
Is his name Cal?
Speaker 4 (37:42):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (37:43):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (37:43):
Well Cal is the person who emailed us, and we
talked to him about your date and he said he
really liked you, you thought you were awesome, but he
cannot figure out why it's been about ten days and
you still have not gotten back to him.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
Would you mind telling us?
Speaker 13 (37:56):
Because he's a liar a good one, but.
Speaker 2 (37:59):
I call it he's a liar.
Speaker 9 (38:01):
Do you mean?
Speaker 12 (38:02):
Okay?
Speaker 16 (38:03):
Well, he watched the finale of The Bear before our date,
then rewatched it with me, pretending he hadn't seen it.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
Well, how do you know? I know? Well, yeah, I
was gonna ask, how do you know?
Speaker 13 (38:14):
Yeah, well he quoted in line before it happened.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
Okay, okay, could he have seen that? Wait?
Speaker 7 (38:20):
Wait wait wait, that's why.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
That is why, Theresa, that's cal He's actually on the
phone listening and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 12 (38:28):
What Yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 7 (38:30):
Well no, that's not a lie. It's not a lie.
Speaker 13 (38:37):
No, you're a liar, and you shouldn't be surprised that
you're trying to do this to me.
Speaker 7 (38:41):
Didn't think that mattered at all. I wanted to spend
time with you, not spoil it for you.
Speaker 8 (38:47):
I was trying to make it feel like a first
time thing again, so thoughtful.
Speaker 13 (38:54):
Gas, my name is a projector and a s'more?
Speaker 2 (38:57):
Did you actually watch the finale?
Speaker 5 (38:59):
Cow?
Speaker 2 (38:59):
Had you seen it before you guys sat down to
do that?
Speaker 4 (39:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (39:04):
Well, actually, like leading up to the date, I actually
bringed the whole thing because i'd obnestly never seen it before.
Speaker 7 (39:10):
But I liked it.
Speaker 4 (39:11):
It's really good.
Speaker 13 (39:13):
So you lied about telling me that you've seen it before.
Speaker 8 (39:17):
Also, okay, I'm sorry. The only reason I did it
was because I really liked you. I didn't know about
the show, and I wanted something to bond with you
about know what was going on. I just honestly did
it because I wanted to have a good time with you.
Speaker 13 (39:36):
Uh, you're lying again.
Speaker 7 (39:39):
It's not a lie, that's the truth.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
Why does it make you so mad? Teresa?
Speaker 3 (39:44):
I feel like it's kind of cute, like Daddy watched
all of it because.
Speaker 5 (39:48):
You liked it.
Speaker 16 (39:49):
Well, if you want to date a liar, then fine,
go ahead. That's good for you. But you know, for me,
I can't do.
Speaker 7 (39:57):
That, not a lot. That's not fair.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
Are you mad because he lied her because he's good
at it?
Speaker 12 (40:05):
Oh?
Speaker 13 (40:06):
Actually that's a really good.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
I'm just curious. I'm trying to understand because this seems
to be a real like pressure point for her, which
tells me something in her life happened with liars, so
she doesn't want to deal with that again.
Speaker 13 (40:20):
Well, it's gonna lie about that, Like, how would I
know you're not gonna lie to me about other things?
Like is cal even your name? Oh?
Speaker 8 (40:28):
Seriously, please, you gotta forgive me. I'm sorry. I am
really really sorry. I apologize. I will never lie again.
I saw him with swear to never lie again. Please
forgive me.
Speaker 12 (40:40):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 13 (40:43):
Well, be sorry alone.
Speaker 2 (40:45):
WHOA, she's just lied up, Cal, WHOA? Seriously, Cal, that
sounds like he's study you don't even want to deal with.
Speaker 4 (40:55):
I don't know what just happened.
Speaker 2 (40:56):
Yeah, I think this is deeper than you, Cal, I
don't think this is even and about the Bear.
Speaker 8 (41:03):
Well, at least now I know that she's got trust
issues and the Bear's not a bad show.
Speaker 2 (41:10):
That's a good takeaway. I'm so sorry, but.
Speaker 7 (41:14):
I've been watched twenty eight episodes for.
Speaker 10 (41:17):
He Oh, somebody will appreciate that, sorry, Cal, Yeah, thanks, young,
did me a favor, Actually.
Speaker 5 (41:34):
You will.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
First day follow up, it's time for Nina's what's trending? Well,
there's a way to gass yourself up that is trending
right now, and it's all thanks to the Sydney sweeneyad.
So now people are asking the question, what small way
have you won the genetic lottery? Because you know, good
jeans and all that stuff. So they twisted the conversation.
So it's actually kind of nice if you think about it.
People are saying that they're proud of their genes because
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they have enough room in their mouths to keep wisdom teeth. WHOA,
Some people are so I did that they have no
leg hair or arm hair, and that's why they have
good jeans.
Speaker 3 (42:05):
Heyo.
Speaker 2 (42:06):
Someone else said, no matter how much ice cream they
eat or how fast they eat it, they'll never get
a brain freeze. Oh that's at what point do you
realize that? Where are you a lot of ice cream? Yeah?
But like, what do you think yours is? You knew
that was coming? Yeah? How did you win the genetic lottery?
(42:27):
All of them? A single one? Have you seen me?
Speaker 6 (42:32):
Come on?
Speaker 2 (42:35):
There are such things as stupid questions? Wow, my bad,
I guess I didn't win.
Speaker 8 (42:41):
There.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
I'm so dumb. Honestly, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
I don't way, I don't really know, like whatever, I
don't have credited anything to my jeans.
Speaker 5 (42:51):
Okay, there?
Speaker 2 (42:53):
How about this? Would you pay three hundred dollars to
sit on a cushion that Justin Bieber's butt was on? No? Yes,
why I knew it? Why is it bear bear buck? No,
he was wearing extremely baggy jeans and usually they do
sag a little bit, so it's probably close to it.
(43:14):
I mean, the question is thrown around a lot. How
much would you be willing to pay to have some
memorabilia of like your favorite person, but they just sat
on it.
Speaker 8 (43:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (43:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (43:22):
Justin Bieber was at the Roadhouse diner in Great Falls,
Montana over the weekend or this earlier this week and
he sat there and had a peeb and Jay Burger.
All the details are here. After he got up and left,
someone said, oh my gosh, can I buy this seat?
So the diner sold it to this person for three
hundred dollars and the server split the cash. What really? Wow?
(43:44):
I just think you can actually really scam people this
way too, you know what I mean, Like, have a
picture of Justin being in there and people don't know,
Like there could be multiple cushions that you claim. Yeah, yeah,
I'm saying thank you, He's redeeming me. And lastly, where's
my last story? Oh yeah. If you're on dating apps
(44:04):
and you're trying to get more swipes, there's one type
of person that is getting all of the love right now,
and it's bookworms. If you read, but like really read,
and that's your jam, people can tell and that's what
they want. People are swiping on bookworms? How can they tell? Yeah?
I don't know. Maybe it's like the reference that you
make to a book or because.
Speaker 1 (44:24):
There's those dudes out there that take like those searchtraps
with some purpose, and you know, they haven't read anything
in their life than in the back of the protein bottle.
Speaker 2 (44:31):
And they probably do that because they know that seventy
five percent of people would rather date someone who's well
read than physically attractive. Really, yeah, so first trap it
up with those books. But maybe you read a couple
of pages because you won't get real fast. So how
are you swiping? That's what's trending jewbles?
Speaker 11 (44:51):
Dirty little secret?
Speaker 2 (44:52):
Hello, Hello, hey, you have a dirty little secret.
Speaker 5 (44:56):
I do have a dirty little secret.
Speaker 2 (44:58):
Fabulous?
Speaker 5 (44:58):
What is it?
Speaker 13 (45:00):
Okay?
Speaker 17 (45:01):
So my boyfriends he had to go out of town
for work for a whole month, and he left me
in charge of his pet chinchilla.
Speaker 2 (45:11):
Oh okay, dope, Yeah he was.
Speaker 5 (45:15):
His name's Herman.
Speaker 17 (45:15):
He's cute, and you know, it has like its enclosure
and you can't really transport it. So I was just
going over to his place and like feeding it and
taking care of it and all that stuff. But so
one day I go and I noticed that the I
hadn't closed the door on the enclosure, and the chinchilla
(45:37):
he wasn't in there, I didn't see him.
Speaker 2 (45:38):
Okay, you Lostinilla, huh.
Speaker 5 (45:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 17 (45:42):
And then also like his apartment gets kind of stuffy
and so like he always says the window crack, So
the window was cracked and yeah, Sochilla. Yeah, so I I,
you know, I can't keep going every day.
Speaker 13 (46:01):
And I'm like, so like I just had to leave
food out.
Speaker 17 (46:04):
It's like not just an enclosure, but like also out
in the like in the living room, like he's rogue.
Speaker 12 (46:12):
Like but I don't see.
Speaker 17 (46:13):
And it's like like a week and a half, so
you know, I was leaving food out, but like I
also like couldn't remember, you know, and I like I
couldn't really gauge whether or not, like the food was
going down because I left him like a lot of
food because I'm like he was probably hungry if he's.
Speaker 4 (46:28):
Like, oh, you know.
Speaker 2 (46:31):
Right, So I don't know.
Speaker 17 (46:33):
And it was like my he was going to come
home in like a week, and I panicked, and so
I got him a new.
Speaker 2 (46:39):
Chinchilla, okay, like one that looks like his other one.
Speaker 17 (46:42):
Yeah, and well he's like pictures of it on his Instagram.
So I was like okay, and I like the marketings
and I think I got one that looks pretty similar,
you know, I mean, I'm not a schill expert, you.
Speaker 12 (46:51):
Know, I've learned a lot.
Speaker 17 (46:54):
So he's been back now for one week, and like
two days ago he called me and he thinks that
the first chinchilla had a baby and that it's somehow
magically the.
Speaker 2 (47:06):
Same size because the other cgilla showed up.
Speaker 1 (47:11):
Yeah, and he thinks it had a baby that's the
same side.
Speaker 2 (47:17):
But does he know how babies were? No?
Speaker 13 (47:22):
Well, I just got it.
Speaker 12 (47:23):
Do I have to tell him? I can't tell him.
Speaker 2 (47:25):
No.
Speaker 1 (47:25):
I think he just let him think that it's cinilla
magically had a baby.
Speaker 2 (47:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 17 (47:30):
Yeah, I don't think I'm gonna tell him because it's
just like so cute that he's like naive that he thinks,
you know, herman is a she after all and had
a baby. I like that narrative better than I lied
about it.
Speaker 2 (47:42):
That he doesn't know how babies are? All right, thank
you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 12 (47:46):
You're welcome.
Speaker 2 (47:47):
But what's your dirty little secret?
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