The Full Jubal show from August 14th, 2025

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Breaking news.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Right here on The Jewel Show. Taylor Swift is releasing
her twelfth studio album. Yeah, no word yet on when
she'll be releasing. Travis Kelson what how easy it is
to create fake news headlines. That's why every single wee
get this sign, we bring you the cleverly named segment
real news or fake News, where I read a news
story from the week that when viral, and you have

(00:24):
to see if you can tell whether it's a real
one or a fake one that people actually believed. It's
a lot harder than you think to spot the real
news versus the fake news. And we'll do it right
after this. Welcome to the Jewel Show, back with breaking news.
Experts say that gossip is good for relationships, unless, of course,
that gossip is I heard your husband was at a

(00:46):
Coldplay concert with another woman.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Oh yeah, no, that's not.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
It's very easy to create real news and fake news.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
That's why every single.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Week, at this time, we bring you the cleverly named
segment real news or fake News, where I read a
news headline from the weekly went viral, and you have
to tell me if you think it's a real news
story or a fake news story. Let's see how good
you are at spotting the fake news that's out there.
Here's your first story for real news or fake news.
Nantucket couple Mary's under the watchful lid of a fifty

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gallon tub of mayonnaise. Oh nancup, Nantucket couple Mary's under
the watchful lid of a fifty gallon tub of mayonnaise.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Here's a story.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Love was in the air at the Elks Lodge Banquet Hall,
but so was the faint tang of mayonnaise. A local couple,
Shrever and Madison Phelps tied the knot with a fifty
gallon of industrial catering mayonnaise serving as their efficient. The ceremony,
which friends describe as a perfect blend of romance and
deli side condiments, featured oversized plastic tubs of mayonnaise perched

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on a rolling cart in front of the aisle, dressed
in a lace veil and topped with a floral crown.
Guests say it was pushed down the aisle to the
team of Jurassic Park, where they huh. The mayo itself
remained stoically silent, as Mao tends to do, the voice
of the efficient came from the back of the room,

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where the couple's longtime friend and condiment consultant Jared Langley,
spoke into a wireless microphone.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Oh my gosh, this is god to be fake, Jared said.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
I tried to channel what I thought the Mayo would
say if I could speak.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
If it could speak.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
Ooh.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
He explained that after the nuptials that he wanted them
to be deep and calming and maybe a little bit slippery.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Well, what this is too chaosic.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
The vows themselves reportedly included condiment puns, with Trevor promising
to spread love thickly and never let it curdle, and
Madison vowing to be Trevor's miracle whip through life. Sandwiches
the newly We say they chose Mao because it was neutral,
creamy and never judges, adding that the tub had been

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invited to join them on their honeymoon cruise as well. Well,
is that a real news story or a fake news story?

Speaker 4 (03:06):
Nina, I'm gonna go with fake, although I could see
the vows being real. But Mayo does judge, because if
it's made with avocado, or if it's the not real kind,
you're getting.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Judged all over the place, Victoria fake.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Do you think that a Nankucket couple getting married under
the watchful lid of a fifty gallon tub of mayonnaise
is a real new story or a fake news story.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
I'm going real because those vows.

Speaker 5 (03:29):
Make me believe in love again.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
You so full of it?

Speaker 2 (03:33):
That is a real news story, Big Mayo fans.

Speaker 4 (03:38):
I guess the one part that really threw me off
about this is that why did they choose Jurassic Park
to walk down the aisle to? Yeah, it doesn't fit
the fee really doesn't at all. I love the idea,
it just doesn't want mao.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
Yeah it's real news or fake news.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
The second where I read a news story that went
viral this week and you have to see if you
can tell whether it's a real one or a fake
one that people actually believed. Here's your next headline for
real news are fake news. Florida man wrestle's shark to
save emotional support alligator. Florida man wrestles shark to save
emotional support alligator. He's out of Key Largo, Florida. A
Florida fisherman is being hailed as a hero after rescuing

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his emotional support alligator from the jaws of a six
foot black tip shark who during what witnesses are calling
a battle straight out of Sharknado, but with more overalls.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
Trevor Watkins, thirty eight, said he was waiting near his
anchored skiff Saturday morning when he noticed a sudden swirl
in the water near his companion, a four and a
half foot American alligator named Wally.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
He said, I saw that fin in my brain just
shut off, Watkins Sole reporters. Next thing I know, I'm
chest deep in the water, yelling at the shark like
he owes me money. According to police reports, Watkins tackled
the shark from behind and what bystanders describe as a
sloppy but passionate maneuver, a wrapping his arms around it
with a bear hug and attempting to convince it to

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go of Wally.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Wow, that sounds familiar.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
The struggle ended when Watkins pried the shark's mouth open
with a boat paddle and a half eaten Cuban sandwich.
Wally swam back to shore, and that appeared to be
the way that he was saved.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
Wow, and that's now Wally lived.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
When asked if he feared for his own life during
the scuffle, walk and shrugged and said, look, I've been
bitten by worse. Once a raccoon got me in the
butt while I was taking out the trash. Compared to that,
the shark was polite. Is that a real news story
or a fake news story?

Speaker 1 (05:38):
That was real? Floridians are just made different.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
Yeah, yeah, definitely. Out of Florida. You can believe pretty
much anything. Victoria.

Speaker 5 (05:45):
I'm going with real.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
We're going real.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
Florida man wrestles shark to save his emotional support alligator.
That's actually a fake story.

Speaker 5 (05:54):
He was really cheering.

Speaker 4 (05:56):
I was like, Wally's got love in his life, somebody
that cares so much. They would just you know, Brussel,
I bet you that's real Summer.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
I mean, technically it was fake news, but I'm sure
that happened.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
Yeah, And that's the thing is, like, it's probably not
fake news. At the same time, they came out of Florida.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
Insert Charles instead of Wally. Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
Here's your next headline for real news or fake news.
A segment where I read a news story that went
viral this week. You have to see if you can
tell whether it's a real one or a fake one,
so it's a little spicy. London man recovering after breaking
arm due to his record breaking junk. Like London man
recovering after breaking arm due to his record breaking junk,
here's the story. Like Junkyard, the man with the largest

(06:37):
the world's largest junk, recently broke his arm, saying that
is a garganguine thingy is what caused him?

Speaker 1 (06:43):
Oh okay, I was just waiting for the clarification.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
Forty one year old Matt Barr lives in London and
he's been in the news a lot over the years
because his dangle down his fourteen point four inches. He's
in the news again after explaining how his massive down
stairs mixed up caused him to slip and fall in
the shower. Quote, one of the issues with being so

(07:09):
big is it's not exactly easy to see my feet.
He added that any sudden movement can also mess up
his balance because of it.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
Yeah for real life tripod.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
He says he was rushing to get ready for work
and didn't see some shower gel in the tub because
it was the only thing that was in his eye line,
and he slipped on soap and fell out of the
shower and landed on his shoulder ended up with two
fractures in his arm because of that. He says this
is just the latest way his extra large goods have

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caused him trouble. He says that in time he gets
very excited about something, he can get lightheaded and pass out,
makes relationships hard. He recently told a story of how
he was having a romantic evening with somebody and he
moved a little too quickly and she ended up with
a concussion. He also said that he went on vacation

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and wanted to swim at a pool at the resort,
and he wore board shorts with compression shorts underneath keep
everything tucked in, But when he got out of the water,
everything clung to the outline of what he's got there,
and a manager asked him to leave and they kicked
him out of the resort.

Speaker 6 (08:18):
Ah, that sucks.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
Is this a real news story or a fake news story?

Speaker 2 (08:23):
London man recovering from breaking his arm due to his
record breaking jock, I'm.

Speaker 4 (08:27):
Really sorry for the pain, but I want this to
be real. Yeah, I gotta look up pictures.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Victoria. Is a real news story or a fake news story.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
I'm going to say fake. It can't happen to him
for the second time. He would have learned the first time.

Speaker 7 (08:43):
It was that part of the details I missed that
this is one percent true.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
What Yeah, both of you guys are googling now I can.

Speaker 4 (08:52):
See it, show it sound was mea.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
It's another jubile phone frame.

Speaker 5 (09:02):
Morning's the twenties.

Speaker 8 (09:08):
Hello, is this a lucky groom princes?

Speaker 2 (09:17):
Hi Chris. My name is Juniper, and I'm calling from
and I was calling in regards to your wedding taxedo
that you're having altered here at our shop.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
Yeah, yes, is it? Is it ready to go?

Speaker 5 (09:37):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (09:38):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (09:39):
That's why I'm calling you, And I'm very excited for
your big day. Nuptials are always very exciting, sort of
the beginning of a new life and the death of
an old one.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
I love it.

Speaker 8 (09:54):
Yeah, regards I've got to go, or regarding your tuxedo, Unfortunately,
it is not quite ready to deliver to you.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
We're gonna need another day. We just have to send
it out to be dry cleaned, and it'll be done
by the end of the day and then tomorrow you
can come pick it up and put it on your
body whenever you want.

Speaker 9 (10:17):
You're sending my tux to the dry cleaner's.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
Yes, well, it needs to have some stains cleaned off
of it before we can give it to you.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
Have all das removed.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
And any sort of fibers and things like that that
weren't on it when you brought it in taken off
so that it can be completely clean for you.

Speaker 9 (10:43):
You stained my suit.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
Well, maybe you don't know the whole process, but when
we start to alter a suit, and especially one of
this importan say, wedding tuxedo, oftentimes we need to make
sure the material is broken in. And so I've been
wearing the tuxedo for about four days now, day and night.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
What just wearing it?

Speaker 5 (11:07):
Have you been wearing it?

Speaker 2 (11:08):
Yes, we're not the same measurements, but we didn't change
it to fit my body. I just pretended to be
you and your body. And I've been wearing the tuxedo
for a few days in order to break in the materials,
but unfortunately there ended up being an issue and getting
a slight stain on it. We just want to be
able to make sure that the tuxedo moves the way

(11:30):
it should and late at night in the dark, just
making making sure the evidence is completely gone. What of
the unfortunate incident that happened in your tuxedo?

Speaker 9 (11:45):
As all you're you're wearing my tuxedo and you've got
an unfortunate accident on my tuxedo.

Speaker 6 (11:52):
Yes, what are you talking? What did you what were
you doing?

Speaker 2 (11:54):
There was an accident and just a big stain on
the shoes the tuxedo. I'd rather not get into the
frightening details of the accident, but just know that it'll
be all completely cleaned for you when you pick it up.
There'll be no fibers or anything like that.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
It sounds like you've murdered someone in my suit.

Speaker 5 (12:17):
Why are why are.

Speaker 9 (12:20):
In general hearing?

Speaker 2 (12:21):
I don't know why you would think I would commit
a crime of passion in your tuxedo suit late at
night at an alley. I don't know why you would
think that.

Speaker 9 (12:31):
A crime of passion in the alleyway at night.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
Yes, yes, if that happened, it'll be all the evidence
of that'll be gone.

Speaker 9 (12:40):
I didn't say anything about an alley. I didn't say
anything about a crime. I didn't say anything about anything.
I said wear my top. Sounds like you murdered somebody
in my tuxedo.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
Oh no, that didn't happen.

Speaker 6 (12:54):
What did you do?

Speaker 2 (12:55):
Well, I I littered pretty bad. Unfortunately that caught that
that caused a stain.

Speaker 9 (13:04):
You left something in the alley, that left the stain
on my tuxedoes in an alley.

Speaker 5 (13:11):
Yes, that's murder.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
You just murdered somebody.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
Oh oh no, I was drinking grape juice and I
love grape juice. I'm very passionate about it. I spilled
it on the front of the tuxedo and then I
dropped a garden in the alley and ran.

Speaker 5 (13:28):
You need to talk to your manager.

Speaker 6 (13:29):
This is so out of control right now, what theif happened?

Speaker 1 (13:33):
Well, then I'll let you know that.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
It's a prank phone called This is actually Jubil from
the Jubil Show doing a phone rank on you and
your fiance.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
Set you up. It's a joke.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
She said that you have your tuxedo being altered for
the wedding and she wanted to mess with you.

Speaker 6 (13:51):
I straight up.

Speaker 9 (13:52):
Thought I was talking to somebody who murdered.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone pranks.

Speaker 4 (14:00):
I'm Fernina's what's trending, Well, there's a new study that says,
if you want to save money, get rid of all
of your friends. WHOA, because that, on average it costs
two hundred and fifty dollars a month to have friends.
Because this is taking into account that people are going
to brunches, going out to drinks, you're hanging out.

Speaker 3 (14:19):
Do you want people to be lonely and by themselves
if you don't have friends, what do you like?

Speaker 1 (14:23):
Who do you hang out with yourself?

Speaker 5 (14:25):
WHOA? I don't only hang on yourself for someone like
so long.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
I got a real small circle. You know.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
It's me and me and my room bos. Basically you
can always use I save a ton of money. I
save a ton of money, and I hang out with
myself and my room bows all day.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
I don't believe that because your roomors were expensive. Actually
a good point. And yeah, and one is gone. I
don't know where one is.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
The others are always slipped over when I get home,
so they're tired. They're have more fun than I am.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
This kind of explains to Victoria.

Speaker 4 (14:52):
Every time we asked you able to hang on, He's like,
I'm really busy. He's hanging out with his room bus.

Speaker 5 (14:56):
Yeah, him running around trying to find it. You're like, oh,
I think it.

Speaker 9 (15:00):
Tell me.

Speaker 4 (15:02):
I did read this study though, and think, okay, well
that's ridiculous because in this moment, money would be priceless.
You know, the friendships that you have are priceless, the
experiences that you have with them are priceless.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
That's not fully true.

Speaker 3 (15:15):
They could be put a price on brunch, put a
cap on brunch as well.

Speaker 4 (15:19):
Yes, but where you choose to go for brunches on you, Oh,
the fact that it's happening is a different story.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
So just something to think about. This is also something
to think about.

Speaker 4 (15:29):
CNN just covered the latest beauty trend and wait, CNN
covers CNN does and the latest one that they covered
is called the tired girl trend?

Speaker 1 (15:40):
What does that entail?

Speaker 4 (15:42):
So what this is is all about a lightly smudged eye.
The face is pale, cheekbones are accentuated by a dash
of gray. You do that on purpose or you just
this is on purpose. Lips are tinged pink, purple. I'm sorry,
so they look a little bit more exhaust rusted. It's
all about celebrating the look of not having been to bed.

(16:05):
This is so silly because you don't have to pay
for any of this. Just be tired, like that's what
I look like every morning. I'm just more surprised that CNN.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
Decided to bring this. That's how good news is now.

Speaker 4 (16:23):
Like, but of all of the different beauty trends that
have happened, like the tomato girl, like all of the
different types of fruit nails, this is the one that
you went with a man.

Speaker 3 (16:36):
They want to make sure when they walk into their office,
their bosses look at them and they're like, oh my gosh,
you're so tired. You must have been working hard all
night to yes, sir, I was on all your reports.
None of them are done.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
Thing is it probably takes an hour or two to
get the tired girl. Look if you're doing it on purpose, right,
just go out so properly smudged makeup and everything.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
I would. I'm tired after that.

Speaker 4 (17:01):
Absolutely, it's exhausting. This is actually funny. So I don't
know if you guys knew this, but the the next
movie to the Meet the Fokkers, the funny one.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
You know that Ben Stiller is in that one.

Speaker 4 (17:13):
So the next one there's gonna be one that Ariana
Grande stars in. So her love person, the person that
she's with, let me interest, thank you. Her love interest
in this movie is the son of Ben Stiller. But
it's so funny because people already started to see who
they're casting, and they're like, why are directors so afraid
to put Ariana Grande with somebody hot in any movie

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that she's ever been with. The guy is named Skyler,
he responded, He's like, I'm proud to be in this
movie is But as you can see, initial fan reactions
looking very positive.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
Day how that dude?

Speaker 2 (17:50):
You're like, oh, okay, You're like, what did that mean?

Speaker 1 (17:53):
Not a hot actor?

Speaker 10 (17:55):
Right?

Speaker 1 (17:57):
Wait?

Speaker 5 (17:57):
But she was with a hot actor and Wicked.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (18:00):
I think that they're referring to her current boyfriend and
SpongeBob probably, But Jonathan Bailey's hot wasn't Wicked.

Speaker 5 (18:05):
So you know what, Ben Steelers kid, you can be
hot too.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
Ben Stiller's kid. Nope, his real kid.

Speaker 4 (18:11):
It's the guy that's playing his Oh I thought it
was actually his kid. Now it's the kid that plays
his kid in the lane. His name is Skyler Gazondo.
Skyler Gazondo, Gazondo, Gazondo. What do you think, Victoria?

Speaker 5 (18:25):
Oh, this guy is so funny.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
It's funny. He's really funny. His uh what is it called?
His uh personality?

Speaker 5 (18:32):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (18:33):
His personality makes up okay, So no you don't think yeah, yeah,
great personality.

Speaker 4 (18:41):
You Yeah, that's what's trending.

Speaker 2 (18:46):
Yeah, that's a that's a way to get a guy
to receive it. You're hot, buddy, Throw the buddy on.
It doesn't sound like you're just selling this boy at all.
It's okay, he didn't hear you.

Speaker 7 (18:57):
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Speaker 2 (19:07):
Sophie is on the phone today for a first day
follow up and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Chris.
So in a few minutes we're gonna call him and
see if it tells why he's ghostinger and maybe get
her another date.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
But first, Sophie, how are you?

Speaker 5 (19:19):
Hi'm I'm good, All things concerned?

Speaker 1 (19:22):
Well, how long has it been since you heard from Chris?

Speaker 5 (19:25):
It's been about two weeks now, so a good chunk
of time.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
Honestly, have you been trying to get a hold of it?

Speaker 11 (19:32):
I was, but then I didn't want to seem crazy,
so I kind of I kind of tapered off and
now I'm texting you guys.

Speaker 5 (19:38):
They're calling you guys.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
Okay, great, well let's talk about it. How did you
meet Chris? Like? How is your date?

Speaker 11 (19:45):
So?

Speaker 5 (19:45):
Everything was really great. I mean he the only weird
thing is.

Speaker 11 (19:48):
He is best friends with my ex and we matched
on Hinge and I kind of was like, and I
saw him, and I've always thought he was really cute
and a nice guy. But you know, I ended up
swiping on just to see as a social experiment. We
ended up matching, so yeah, and I was like, we
were like, ha, this is so weird. But we really

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hit it off and we ended up moving off of
Hinge and you know, texting phone calls, and then about
two weeks ago we actually went on a first date.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
Okay, and he's your friend's best friend best friend.

Speaker 7 (20:23):
Yeah, so you knew him before then while you were
with your ex.

Speaker 5 (20:27):
I knew who he was. Yeah, I'd known him for
a bit, like we'd always been.

Speaker 11 (20:30):
Friendly, and it was never it was like he was
just you know, my ex was good friend and so
I saw him quite a bit, but it was never
anything romantic.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
Did you guys talk about that before you decided to
go on a date.

Speaker 5 (20:41):
Yeah, we definitely, like you know, talked about the elephant
in the room and we were like, is this really weird?
Is this like messed up? And we were like no,
we were adults, like we can we can do this.
Why don't we go on a date and see if
it is really weird? So that's what we excited to do.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
Well, how'd it go.

Speaker 11 (20:59):
It was, honestly like one of the best first days
I've ever had.

Speaker 5 (21:04):
We went to this arcade and we.

Speaker 11 (21:06):
Were playing games and we got wings and shots and
I just like felt like a kid again.

Speaker 5 (21:12):
And I mean not I was drinking shots.

Speaker 7 (21:13):
As a kid, but you know, right right right squeeze,
I got it, Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 5 (21:20):
Sugar. Sugar you know was the drug at that time.

Speaker 11 (21:23):
But yeah, I mean and then we kissed at the
end of the night and was actually really hot.

Speaker 5 (21:28):
And but then he was like, I don't know, I
just feel really weird about Kyle.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
That's my act.

Speaker 5 (21:33):
I'm gonna I'm gonna call him and just like let
him know.

Speaker 11 (21:36):
And I was like, I was kind of resistant, honestly,
I was like, I don't think you need to do that,
but go ahead, like go for it, and he was like, Okay,
I'm going to And I guess, you know, something must
have happened in that conversation because everything was great. And
then he said he was gonna call Kyle and has
not responded to my text my calls, has completely ghosted me.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
Anything else you can think of other than your best
friends with them, I.

Speaker 11 (22:01):
Mean, I think that's a pretty big thing. So I
don't know, I don't think anything else happened. Like it
was a really great date, so something must have happened
in that conversation, and it.

Speaker 5 (22:09):
Yeah, sick to my stomach.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
Well, how would that conversation even go?

Speaker 4 (22:13):
Like, I don't even know how I would feel if
like my friend came to me was like, hey, I'm
dating your exit.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
Is that okay? How would you handle that? Jubile?

Speaker 2 (22:21):
Oh, I'd be fine with it, But then again, that's
just how I am. I'd be like yeah, cool or whatever,
you know, unless unless it was an next was like dude.

Speaker 4 (22:27):
Like, oh, Sophie, do you got some something to tell
us about your last relationship?

Speaker 5 (22:36):
Oh? No, I really don't.

Speaker 11 (22:38):
Yeah, I'm trying to think like it wasn't a great breakup.
It was fairly amicable and it was a while ago,
Like you know, I don't really have any hard feelings
towards him, Like it's.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
Yeah, okay, well we'll see if we can figure it
out for you a play on come Back and then
call him and see if it's hells why he's ghosting
you and maybe get you another data.

Speaker 5 (22:55):
Right, Okay, that sounds great, thanks guy.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
Yeah, place on come Back, get your first Thay follow
up next, right, little of today's first day follow up.
If you're just joining us, Sophie is on the phone
and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Chris. So
in a second we're gonna call him and see if
he'll tell us why he's a ghost singer and maybe
get her another date. But first, Sophie, why don't you
refresh our memory on your date with Chris.

Speaker 11 (23:19):
Yeah, I mean it was a really great day because
it was really fun, really hot.

Speaker 5 (23:24):
But he is day.

Speaker 11 (23:26):
I mean, he is my you know, ex's best friend,
so he's Grandma's gonna call him, give him heads up
because he's my friend. And after that, I guess I've
just not heard from him in two weeks, so something
must have happened.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
In that conversation.

Speaker 7 (23:40):
Yeah, yeah, all right, probably told him not to see you, right, Yeah,
well let's see.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
Are you ready for us to call him?

Speaker 5 (23:47):
Yes, but I'm also so scared.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
Okay, here we go. Hello him, I speak to Chris. Please.
This is Chris, Chris, what's up? How are you? This

(24:09):
is Jewbel. I'm from a radio show called The Jewbel Show. Yeah, Hi, Chris.
I'm Nina also on the show.

Speaker 5 (24:14):
Hi, and I'm Victoria. Okay, we're in a radio group
chat or something pretty much.

Speaker 9 (24:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
Have you ever listened to the show before?

Speaker 9 (24:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (24:23):
I have.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
Well have you ever heard a first A follow Up before?

Speaker 6 (24:26):
Uh? Yeah, I was.

Speaker 12 (24:28):
I was wondering why I was calling me because I'm like,
I've heard the show, but I didn't fill out any like,
you know, contest anything.

Speaker 2 (24:35):
So somebody emailed us about you because the first A
follow Up is a segment where if you go out
on a date with somebody and then you end up
ghosting them, they can email us to get you on
the phone and ask why you're ghosting them.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
And we got an email about you. Do you know
who would be from? I'm probably out, Oh.

Speaker 6 (24:51):
It's probably Sophie.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
Right, It is Sophie, you want to tell us why
you're a ghostinger.

Speaker 12 (24:58):
I mean, well, I don't know what she told you,
but I mean.

Speaker 13 (25:03):
We went out, but she's we we matched up online,
and long story short, she dated my best friend for.

Speaker 5 (25:13):
Quite some time. They broke up.

Speaker 12 (25:15):
I wouldn't want somebody going out one of my buddies
going out with my ex, right, But I thought, okay, well,
you know, Kyle's not like me.

Speaker 5 (25:21):
Kyle's probably cool with it.

Speaker 12 (25:23):
So we went out and and it was everything was great,
but just at the end of the night, I just,
you know, felt like I really need to say something
to Kyle, just to make sure.

Speaker 5 (25:35):
So I called him up, and I know what I thought.

Speaker 12 (25:38):
Kyle was like, yeah, go ahead, do whatever you want,
help myself. He seemed to not have a problem with it,
but he didn't tell me that our other buddy Robbie
ran into Sophie recently and took her home that night.
So so now like I'm just, you know, that's that's

(26:01):
a that's a little too much. Like I know, Kyle's
cool and I can deal with that, but if she's
like if she's trying to work her way.

Speaker 5 (26:07):
Through her crew to get back at Kyle, I don't
know what's going on.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
So I just I just kind of stepped back.

Speaker 7 (26:12):
Okay, did you think to ask her about that? Or
you're just like now I'm out.

Speaker 12 (26:17):
No, Just at that point, I'm like, look, I don't know.
I don't even know what the situation was. I'm not
sure if she's like purposely trying to get with with
Kyle's buddies or or or what the deal is. But
I'm just like, now, that's that's two of my friends there,
she's been with I just.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
Okay, well, thank you for being honest with us, and
she's also been with us actually this whole time.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
She's on the Oh, well you didn't tell me that,
Sorry about that? Forgot about that part, Sophie.

Speaker 5 (26:50):
Yeah, what what the hell? Like, that's not that's not
true at all. That Yeah, you could have asked me,
because I would have told you right then and there.
That's a complete right, that's not.

Speaker 12 (27:01):
That's not true. You didn't go home with Robbie together, nyon.
I mean, why why would Kyle lie? Why would Robbie lie?
I mean, we wheel each other since we were a kids.
They're not gonna lie to me.

Speaker 11 (27:10):
Yeah, Well, I think Kyle This is just showing how
manipulative and controlling Kyle can be, because yeah, Robbie did
take me home. It was like right after the breakup.
I was definitely a mess, Like I was like crying,
I was wasted. Robbie was at the same bar as me,
And yeah, he did take me home to my own house.

Speaker 5 (27:30):
We didn't do anything. He just gave me a ride
because I should not have been driving in that state.

Speaker 11 (27:35):
So like that was, yeah, it was That's a complete
lie and it really kind of pushed me off.

Speaker 5 (27:40):
Honestly, I think you should have mentioned that if he didn't. Like,
saying you took a girl home is very different than oh,
I took a guy.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
Her to her house and dropped her off.

Speaker 5 (27:51):
He meant to say it like that.

Speaker 11 (27:52):
He was meant to say it like that. I know Kyle,
and like that is that's just really frustrating.

Speaker 4 (28:00):
I would say that knowing what the truth was, but
was just trying to plant that's.

Speaker 5 (28:03):
Actually twist the work there.

Speaker 4 (28:06):
But Sophie, are you sure Robbie did, like Robbie come
in your house, Like was there anything, did he make
any moves on you or was it just completely innocent?

Speaker 11 (28:15):
It will call Robbie right now and ask him like, yeah,
he deftly happened.

Speaker 12 (28:21):
So I'm sure that when Robbie told Kyle that he
took you home, Kyle just naturally assumed that Robbie's a player.

Speaker 6 (28:29):
He's a dog. That's what he does. He chases honeys
like it's his job.

Speaker 12 (28:34):
So right, like, we just assumed that if Robbie's with
a girl, he's he's gone there, right, That's how That's
how he is, has been since we were kids. So
Kyle might have actually thought something hooked up. But I'm
not going to say that if Kyle knew otherwise, he
wouldn't still try to maybe make it seem that way.

Speaker 5 (28:52):
That is kind of how it can be a real
jerk like this sometimes. I'm not going to argue. I mean, yeah,
there you go.

Speaker 11 (28:58):
I'm just gonna say, wow, you are really Kyle's corner here.
Why don't you two dates?

Speaker 5 (29:02):
Like you're very much like defending him.

Speaker 11 (29:06):
I yeah, of course we've been we've been boys since school,
of course. But you could have called me. You could
have called me your text me and been like, hey,
I heard this, and I would have immediately told you.
I guess now, I'm really hurt that you just sort
of assumed the worst of me. Like I'm like trying
to get through the friend group. I almost didn't even

(29:27):
you know, swipe right on you, like I almost you know,
for I like I because I didn't want to have
that impression. Now at this point, I'm just like very
upset and I and how I'm giving you a second chance.
And I thought you were different and we both know
Robbie kind of is like, yeah, I took her home
and sort of like, let's that sort of innuendo sit there.

(29:47):
And I think Kyle knows that too, so I think
the two kind of were it just worked to his advantage.
Is sort of why do you and be a little
manipulative about that? And yeah, I mean we all know where.
I was like, oh, yeah, it's a her home. It's
a her home, and we're like ha ha okay, like
we made like a drinking game about it at one point.

Speaker 5 (30:04):
I think, so I'm gonna say you you know.

Speaker 12 (30:07):
As well as I do that when Robbie is with
a girl, that that's pretty much what happens.

Speaker 5 (30:12):
That's how it rolls.

Speaker 11 (30:12):
So I mean like it sounds like you're really in
a Robbie because it sounds like, you know, you couldn't
do anything except sleep with him because he's just such
a he's just so irresistible.

Speaker 12 (30:27):
Yeah, I mean, I don't even know how to respond
to that, honestly, I'm not. I mean whatever, I mean,
that's that's like, maybe I will hook up with Robbie.
He's probably a better kischer than you were anyway.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
Oh wow, Well, Chris, would you like to go with
Sophie on another day? We'll pay for it.

Speaker 5 (30:41):
No, I don't think so. I don't think so at all. Yeah, yeah,
I'm not. I'm not shutting any fears for this one.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
So at least you found out why you're getting ghosted.

Speaker 11 (30:51):
Yeah, hey, closure is I want to closure either way,
so I'm not not mad about that.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
Maybe stay away from that group.

Speaker 5 (30:59):
Yeah, I think I'm gone.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
All right.

Speaker 11 (31:03):
We'll make sure to give you, know, Robbie another kiss
from me away. I never kissed him.

Speaker 6 (31:10):
Juble's first day follow up.

Speaker 14 (31:12):
You know what's weird about your quizzes, Katie is that
all the work is right and just the answers are wrong.
I know that having a boyfriend may seem like the
most important thing in the world, right now, but you
don't have to dumb yourself down to get guys to
like you.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria,
your chance to take on our own Victoria rameris in
a game of trivia for Caliyuchi tickets today, So call
us up eight eight eight three four three one oh
six one eight eight eight three four three one oh
six one. You can also dm us at the Jubil
Show or go to the jubilshow dot com. If you

(31:45):
think you got the goods to take down Victoria.

Speaker 3 (31:49):
Oh if you said good, isn't all I can think
of is muffins?

Speaker 2 (31:53):
Now well, if you want to play, call us up
eighty eight three four three six one. You can play
Hungry Victoria right after this. It's See versus Victoria. It's
a du will show.

Speaker 11 (32:03):
What you just.

Speaker 15 (32:04):
Said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I
have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent
response were you even close to anything that could be
considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now
dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points,
and may God have mercy on yourself.

Speaker 2 (32:25):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
with trivia for caliusy tickets today And let's meet our
contestant for today, is you versus Victoria?

Speaker 1 (32:38):
Alyssa? What's up? Melissa? Are you stretched out? Ready to go?

Speaker 6 (32:43):
WHOA?

Speaker 5 (32:45):
Totally like that sounds weird to never mind. I was
gonna ask a questions?

Speaker 1 (32:49):
But what were we gonna ask?

Speaker 10 (32:52):
Like?

Speaker 5 (32:52):
How stretched out?

Speaker 8 (32:52):
Like?

Speaker 16 (32:52):
I like?

Speaker 3 (32:53):
Stretch like my legs, my arms, you know, do a
little fool like next circle that the question stuff sounds intrusive.

Speaker 2 (33:02):
Right, Well, we won't let Victoria intrude you much longer.
We'll send her out of the studio. And here's how
the game is played. Alissa thirty seconds to answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just
say pass, and Victoria has to beat you outright to win. Okay, okay,
all right, she's outside. The door is closed, and Alyssa,
your time starts now.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
Who painted the night?

Speaker 5 (33:24):
Watch the pack?

Speaker 4 (33:28):
Sure or false? If you go into space you become taller.
Fall What year did the first Harry Potter.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
Movie come out?

Speaker 5 (33:39):
Two thousand and two, which.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
Country drinks the most coffee in pound per year the
United States.

Speaker 4 (33:50):
What organ produces bile in the human body of the.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
Okay, cut that in.

Speaker 2 (33:57):
We'll bring Victoria back into the studio. And while she's
coming back into the studio and getting settled and putting
your headphones on and stuff, here's a question for you, Alissa.
If your toes could glow in the dark, how would
you use that to your advantage?

Speaker 1 (34:12):
Interesting?

Speaker 5 (34:14):
Oh, probably to make money?

Speaker 1 (34:19):
Oh you know what?

Speaker 2 (34:20):
Yeah, Oh my goodness, I thought of glowing the dark.
Toes could probably bring in a lot of money on
that foot finder.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
Unsign heck yeah, yes, Victoria.

Speaker 2 (34:29):
If you if your toes could glow in the dark,
how would you use that to your advantage?

Speaker 5 (34:33):
Did I run in the dark? Okid me?

Speaker 3 (34:35):
Like you could go anywhere in the dark like aesn't
matter if it's day or night. You can see either way.

Speaker 7 (34:40):
And then if you film it, then you still get
paid on no matter what you're catching it on you
find her if your toes glowing in the dark, guys,
for sure.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
I'm about to do research. I'm going the dark paint and.

Speaker 5 (34:49):
Are we going to do this?

Speaker 4 (34:52):
All?

Speaker 10 (34:52):
Right?

Speaker 2 (34:52):
Here we go, Victoria thirty seconds. Answer as many questions
as possible. If you don't know one, just say passed,
and you have to beat Alyssa outright to win us.
You can tell Victoria win to go.

Speaker 4 (35:04):
Pretty, go who painted the night? Watch the guy in
charge that I watched? Sure balls? If you go into
space you become taller.

Speaker 5 (35:13):
Oh true?

Speaker 1 (35:14):
What year did the first Harry Potter movie come out?

Speaker 5 (35:17):
Oh? Crap, two thousand and two.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
Which country drinks the most coffee in pound per year?

Speaker 9 (35:22):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (35:23):
Oh ah, I don't know past. What organ produces bile
in the human body?

Speaker 5 (35:31):
Can wait?

Speaker 6 (35:32):
Wait?

Speaker 5 (35:32):
What's oasts?

Speaker 4 (35:34):
Which fast food restaurant has the most retail locations around
the globe?

Speaker 1 (35:38):
McDonald? Duh, I got that in.

Speaker 2 (35:41):
Let's send it over to the scoreboard now and see
how you guys did with our scoreboard.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
Our social media producer.

Speaker 14 (35:46):
Gabby Victoria got one correct and Alyssa got zero.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
Whoa's two victories in a row for Victoria, aliss I'm
sorry you didn't do her.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
Apparently she was more stretched out than you were. Hey,
thank you always, Saya. But you do get tickets just
for playing? All right?

Speaker 5 (36:06):
Well, thank you sweet?

Speaker 4 (36:08):
All right, let's get the answers. Now with Nina Rembrandt
painted The Night Watch. It is true if you go
into space you do become taller. In the year two
thousand and one, we were all blessed with the very
first Harry Potter movie. Finland is the country that drinks
the most coffee and pound per year. The organ produces
bile in the human body, and Subway.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
Wait the what what organ produces it? Liver? Oh did
I not say that?

Speaker 7 (36:34):
Or my bad, bad, bad live. Well, one of them
is the liver and that's what does it.

Speaker 4 (36:48):
And then lastly, the fast food restaurant that has the
most retail locations around the globe is Subway.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
What yeah, I know, Gay.

Speaker 3 (36:55):
Mean neither Everyone says, like, how big of a deal
it is to go try every single McDonald's like in
every other country.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
Yeah, well, Dan, and Subway's really doing a bad job
with their marketing because nobody knew that has any idea.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
Hey, Alyssa, thank you very much for playing. Yep, have
a great day.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
You do play you were Victoria the same time every
single weekday morning. Remember, if you want to play Victoria,
all you have to do is dm us at the
Jubile show or go to the jubilshow dot com.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
It's time to Catch a Cheater.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
Only on the Jubil Show, Jenna is on the phone
today for to catch a Cheater, and she thinks that
her husband of two years named Hunter might be messing around.
So in a few minutes, we'll call him and see
if we can catch him if he is. But first
we got to talk to Jenna. Jenna, sorry, you have
to come on the show this way, but what's up?
Why do you think Hunter might be cheating?

Speaker 6 (37:43):
Well, like, thank you for having me. So we we
both work a lot, like both I work lyate, he
works all the time, but we've like always managed to
find time for each other. So like this last couple
of weeks, I've had like different signals from him, Like

(38:03):
I've checked in with him, but he's not returning any
of my calls. He packed up some stuff, and I've
not actually seen my husband in like a week.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
Wait.

Speaker 6 (38:15):
Yeah, I'm like freaking out because yeah, I mean I
don't think anything bad happened to him, but like I
don't know, I think.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
We just were You haven't seen your husband in a week?

Speaker 10 (38:26):
No?

Speaker 6 (38:27):
Yeah, And he's like his car's uve been there, and
like he's he's not answering any of my phone calls
and like the rend receipt on his text, like he's
not seen any.

Speaker 5 (38:36):
Of them, so like did you call the cops?

Speaker 6 (38:42):
So like it doesn't feel like that. It feels like
like I don't know, I think he might be like
seeing somebody on the side or I don't know, it
just seems like something fishy's happening. I'm not Yeah, it
doesn't seem like he's like cops like level.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
But has he ever done this before? Has he taken
off before on you?

Speaker 6 (39:03):
No? Now, we've had like an amazing relationship and then
we got married two years ago, and like it's been
a wonderful I love being married to him. It's awesome.
But like we both work so much. I don't know.
We've always managed to make time, but lately, like I'll admit,
I haven't been able to as much as I'd like.
But I mean I don't know, like did he get

(39:26):
tired of me and like ooh to someone else? I
don't know. I just kind of wanted to see, like
is he cheating? Like that's really what I want to
find out.

Speaker 4 (39:32):
Well, yeah, I mean there's got to be some explanation
as to why he took stuff out of the house.
You haven't seen him and he doesn't answer calls, Like
that's like, that's super scary. Have you tried to reach
out to work, like his job, to see if he's
been there?

Speaker 6 (39:45):
So I called my mother in law and like that's
a big deal for me, Like I don't really call her,
so I don't know she's she's heard from him since
he's been gone, so like she wouldn't give me details,
but like, I know he's alive because his mom talked
to him.

Speaker 1 (40:02):
Is there been a person that he spends time.

Speaker 6 (40:05):
With, I honestly wouldn't be able to tell. Like, I've
been working late night lately, you know, like we've been
working on this one project that's been due, and that's
my dad. I've just been working way too much.

Speaker 1 (40:18):
So it is not your bad.

Speaker 6 (40:21):
Well, I mean that part of it is, because I
you know, But then also like I'm he's just totally
ghosting me, And.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
Yeah, that's really sure your husband to ghost you for
a week.

Speaker 6 (40:32):
Yeah, yeah, I thought we were past that part.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
We'll try to figure it out for you.

Speaker 2 (40:37):
We'll play a song, come back and then call him
and pretend to me from the grocery store that he's
a Rewards Card member. He already gave us that information,
and tell him that every single month, we choose one
Lucky Rewards member who gets free flowers delivered from our
floral department, and we'll see if he want answers because
you haven't gotten him to answer the phone.

Speaker 6 (40:53):
Or anything, right, nothing, no, nothing.

Speaker 2 (40:56):
Okay, Well, we'll see if the answers, and if he does,
we'll see if he believes that and who he sends
flowers to, and then we'll know if he's cheating or not.

Speaker 6 (41:02):
Okay, okay, thank you.

Speaker 2 (41:05):
Yeah, we'll get you to Catch a cheater right after this,
right in the middle of Today's to Catch a Cheater,
And if you're just joining us. Jenna is on the phone,
and Jenna actually hasn't heard from her husband in a week.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
He says, wild crazy, Yeah, she thinks he might be cheating.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
So in a second, we're going to call him and
pretend we're from the grocery store that he's a Rewards
Card member and say that every single month, we choose
one Lucky Rewards member who gets free flowers delivered from
our florial department, and we'll see if he sends those
to his wife, Jenna or to somebody else. But before
we do that, Jenna, why don't you kind of just
recap your situation for us again?

Speaker 1 (41:38):
Real quick?

Speaker 6 (41:39):
Okay, So we've written Mary for two years. We both
work a ton, and I haven't seen or heard from
my husband in a week because he's just taken off
and not told me where he's going. So I think
he's cheating.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
And he took stuff from the house too, right, like
some of his belongings.

Speaker 6 (41:56):
Yeah, yeah, like he packed up what he needed. You know,
is ra for sure, everything you normally have, it's not there.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
That's yeah, I'm crazy. Sorry you're going through that. Are
you ready for us to try to get him on
the phone?

Speaker 6 (42:09):
Ready as I'll be all right?

Speaker 1 (42:10):
Here we go. Hi, this is horrible. I'm calling from
I was looking for our rewards card member name Hunter.
Uh yeah, Hunter, Hi, Please.

Speaker 2 (42:32):
Don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling with a big thank you and a
big congratulations. You're this month's big winner.

Speaker 17 (42:40):
I don't know what you guys want, but I'm good man.

Speaker 1 (42:44):
Well no, hear me out.

Speaker 2 (42:46):
Every single month we choose one lucky rewards card member
who gets a free gift from the story, and you
being a rewards card member with US means that you've
just won thirty six long stim red roses, a box
of candy or chocolate, and a card to be delivered
to anybody that you want, absolutely free within the fifty
United States at the three and sixteen dollars value.

Speaker 5 (43:01):
Actually, yeah, you can give that.

Speaker 17 (43:04):
To somebody else.

Speaker 6 (43:06):
I don't want it.

Speaker 17 (43:07):
You just give it to somebody, are winner would be?

Speaker 6 (43:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (43:11):
It's free. I mean, it's absolutely free. It takes just
a few minutes to get the info from you. And
if you want to send them anybody.

Speaker 5 (43:16):
There, I don't care.

Speaker 6 (43:18):
Just send it to my.

Speaker 11 (43:21):
Jet.

Speaker 17 (43:21):
I don't care.

Speaker 2 (43:23):
Oh okay, uh sounds like that's a little bit of
personal information there.

Speaker 17 (43:30):
I mean, dude, I really don't care. I mean, I
guess the only person I could send flowers to right
now is my stud ex wife the hunter.

Speaker 6 (43:42):
Hunter. First off, nice of you into the phone for
everybody else but me, But also you're what you're at
be ex wife?

Speaker 1 (43:48):
And what hey, Hunter, this is actually the Jubil Show.

Speaker 2 (43:52):
Yeah, it's a radio show or your second called to
Catch a Cheater, where if you think your significant other
might be cheating. You see they send flowers too, and
that's your I guess seem to be ex wife.

Speaker 6 (44:04):
Yeah, yeah, this is this is Jenna. Yeah, your wife.
You're what what are you doing?

Speaker 3 (44:09):
You?

Speaker 6 (44:10):
Of all people? Wow? Okay, what what are you talking about? Hunter?
You've been gone for a whole week. I have not
heard anything from you.

Speaker 5 (44:21):
I've not seen you.

Speaker 6 (44:22):
You've not returned my phone calls. You've not text to
be back.

Speaker 5 (44:24):
Where the are you? Yeah? Look, radio, I don't know?

Speaker 17 (44:30):
Like what both she's been over your feeding you but
like I can promise all of its lies Like yeah,
but like I can't even.

Speaker 1 (44:40):
What's going on?

Speaker 6 (44:42):
What are you doing? Like what you're the one that's
not even hanging out with me? Like what are you
talking about?

Speaker 17 (44:47):
Yeah, it's just funny that she's doing a thing to
catch me cheating, because that's the reason I left, because
you're cheating.

Speaker 6 (44:56):
No, what are you? What are you talking about? No?
What are you talking about? No? I talked to you you. Look,
I saw emails between you and Paul. You don't have
to keep lying about it.

Speaker 17 (45:10):
Maybe empty out your folder next time?

Speaker 6 (45:13):
Oh what are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (45:16):
You?

Speaker 6 (45:17):
Are you going to hear my emails.

Speaker 5 (45:19):
What do you do?

Speaker 6 (45:21):
Do you need a reference?

Speaker 2 (45:22):
Oh so you're saying that Jenna's cheating on you Hunter, Yeah,
when did you find out?

Speaker 17 (45:29):
I mean I got it confirmed a little while ago
and then I was like, yeah, like a week or
a week and a half ago, and I said, yeah.

Speaker 5 (45:35):
I'm not doing this. Did you confront Jenna at that time?

Speaker 3 (45:39):
No?

Speaker 6 (45:39):
I just left. Okay, so you saw the emails.

Speaker 5 (45:46):
You want me to forward them back?

Speaker 6 (45:50):
Okay, Look like it was like I didn't have anybody
able to hang out with my husband and he's not.
Everything's that weird.

Speaker 5 (45:57):
We were wont to work it so.

Speaker 1 (45:58):
Much like you have been cheating.

Speaker 6 (46:01):
I mean like it was it's over with him, Like
it was just like a stupid thing that like you know,
I didn't it's not a thing. It's not a thing,
but like, uh, you know, but you did. He got fired,
so like he's not even there anymore.

Speaker 5 (46:14):
It's not even a say so Paul is a coworker,
It doesn't matter.

Speaker 6 (46:18):
Like you cheated on me, and then now you're having.

Speaker 17 (46:21):
Me on some radio thing so that way you can
try to accuse me of cheating on you, Like no, no,
absolutely not.

Speaker 6 (46:29):
Look if if you would have been responding to me
if we could have been hanging out like I mean,
if you would have hung out with me at all,
this wouldn't have happened like I need and I need to. Yeah,
it just like you gotta hang out with me otherwise
I'm gonna I gotta.

Speaker 5 (46:45):
You know what, So you're blaming me for you cheating.

Speaker 6 (46:52):
Well, yes, because I've been asking you to take me
out of dinner for the last six months and I've
got nothing.

Speaker 5 (46:58):
So then that's how you've just right.

Speaker 6 (47:01):
I mean, if I'm going to be married and not
hang out with on a date with my husband or
do anything with that, I'm going to I'm going to
see somebody else. That's just the way. Like, isn't that
what anybody else would do?

Speaker 1 (47:13):
No, No, I don't think so.

Speaker 9 (47:15):
No.

Speaker 17 (47:17):
I certainly hope you finding somebody else was worth it.
You congratulations, you found your somebody else and it's not
going to be me.

Speaker 13 (47:23):
I'm done.

Speaker 6 (47:24):
I mean, why don't you just go stay with your
mom forever so she can.

Speaker 5 (47:27):
Keep raising a little you are.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
She just hung up, Jenna.

Speaker 6 (47:35):
I mean, I'm not surprised that he hung out. He
doesn't into the phone for everybody else, but you guys
and the mom, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (47:41):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (47:41):
You don't see those that like you cheated on him.

Speaker 6 (47:45):
I mean he kind of like emotionally made me feel
that way. Like I don't know, I can't I would
do it again if he you know, like there's like
you gotta have attention and if you're not getting it,
like I don't know, he just left me, you.

Speaker 4 (47:58):
Know, I mean for a reason though, because you lied
in word with somebody else, but it is his fault works.

Speaker 1 (48:08):
Well, hey, at least you found out where he is. Jenna. Yeah,
no know why he's gone?

Speaker 6 (48:13):
Yeah, yeah, I guess what.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
The jewel shows to catch a cheater. It's time for Nina's.
What's trending?

Speaker 4 (48:24):
The little kitty cats are trending today. Whoa do you
know if your cat is a lefty or a righty?
I think our cat's lefties are right. Yes, apparently cat
handed is a thing, and that is why they're trending
because people are talking about how your cat can either
have a left paw or a right paw, but theirs
is actually more genderal what gender gender specific? Thank you, Victoria.

(48:45):
Scientists are saying that they found that female cats tend
to be righties, while boy cats tend to be lefties.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
I'm pretty convinced that my cat Mosa uses neither of
her paws the majority of the time. What does she use?
That girl just runs into the wall.

Speaker 3 (48:58):
Like last night, I was trying to go to bed,
and she was just I don't know if she just
could not see because it was dark, or she just
like was choosing not to do anything.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
But girl, oh my gosh, ran into the bathroom, ran
into the.

Speaker 4 (49:09):
Window, Victoria wall. Your baby watches you and learns and
there goes mommy into ya.

Speaker 1 (49:15):
Let me try exactly.

Speaker 16 (49:17):
She wasn't even having a great time doing it, because man,
I'm like, hey, you go to bed or you just
described yourself to a te bet owners and their bets
are off in alike.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
You know, I can't.

Speaker 3 (49:35):
Believe that, because that girl is you know what now
that I'm thinking about, maybe she had some like eighty
D beds and maybe she honestly dang.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
Yeah that girls. I mean, look at mister Peas, he's
just like jubil. Yeah, my doverment is pretty much just
like me.

Speaker 2 (49:50):
Yeah, He'll be playing one second then get distracted by
a fly and just do nothing but chase the fly.
You can't get his attention at all. It just has
to stare at the fly. Or sometimes he just looks
there and just pops his head up like a real
stressed out And if you try to pet him, he
gets really he doesn't runs away from you.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
Doesn't want to he does not want to be petted.
Going on, and it comes.

Speaker 2 (50:08):
To you and like want to be petted for a
second and then be like leave me alone and then
go sit by.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
Himself and play by himself. And maybe you're very much
alike I know. Do you look at him and go, oh,
that's what it's like to be with me? Yeah? I do.
I go, oh, I get it. Who knew? You and
I get along very well. We barely even hang out
with each other, but both of us appreciate each other
in the same place. Your little mirrors and you're like.

Speaker 2 (50:31):
He plays You're talking like, no, he just likes to
play by himself, so do I. So it's cool, you
get it?

Speaker 1 (50:38):
You want to respect his peace? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (50:41):
And then two seconds later squirrel, yeah yeah, and you sorry.
This is something kind of interesting for an adventurer. If
you're adventurous when it comes to dranks. There's a new
company that's launched, a Versus Gin, which is making basically
botanicals from Himalay and the Himalayan foothills, snow from Mount Everest.

(51:03):
So each one of these bottles has a little bit
of the snow from the mountain in it.

Speaker 5 (51:08):
Isn't that cool? Isn't snow? Never mind?

Speaker 1 (51:11):
We're nevermind, But that's dirty snow.

Speaker 4 (51:14):
I think that the snow that's like way up there
is still clean, right because it just like comes down.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
I don't know about the assets and stuff. I don't know, but.

Speaker 3 (51:20):
Like when it melts, it's not snow anymore, turns into water,
so like wow, yeah.

Speaker 4 (51:28):
But so basically there is keeping water, but it came
from the snow it melted, so it's a better story.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
It's the evolution of where this ever stin came from.
Unless deconstructed snow.

Speaker 3 (51:40):
Yes, so it sounds water.

Speaker 4 (51:44):
Yeah, Like it's all the evolution of water. It's about
the mountain, not the water. Where the water came from
the mountain. These people probably were like and I was
one of the ones that went and hiked up there
and got it for this bottle.

Speaker 3 (51:54):
And I was one of the ones who got this
is mountain water. It's not regular water. Mountain water, girl,
that's just so water. What's the difference? They put it
in the gym. This isn't an arguable moment.

Speaker 1 (52:05):
Oh yeah, I don't know why I'm arguing.

Speaker 3 (52:07):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
That's what's trending.

Speaker 6 (52:11):
Jewbles Dirty Little Secret.

Speaker 1 (52:14):
Hello, Hi, Hey, you have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 6 (52:18):
I do.

Speaker 18 (52:20):
So I told my family that I got really thick
and I had to stay home instead of going on
our regular family summer camping trip.

Speaker 1 (52:31):
I wasn't sick.

Speaker 18 (52:33):
I just told him I was not only just getting
out of the family vacation, but I had a tender
date opened up that it was really looking forward to.
So it kind of got two birds one stone a.

Speaker 6 (52:44):
Little bit, or at least that was my intention.

Speaker 5 (52:46):
So you get a family camping trip for a tender date.

Speaker 18 (52:50):
Well, at the tender date, he was like, Oh, I
have a yacht and you know I can take you out.
And I was like, Wow, that is going to be
way better the being stuck and a campground with my
mom and my stepdad, but also my dad and my
two brothers. So it's a camp trip with the side
of drama usually And I was like, you know.

Speaker 10 (53:11):
What, if there's a yacht on the line, I'm going
to stay holt Okay. Yeah, but I mean I guess
the reason why, Like I got a short end of
the stick out of the whole deal because I thought like, yeah, yeah,
no camping awesome guys.

Speaker 6 (53:28):
Like I went to this quote unquote yacht. It was
a pontoon boats.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
Somebody fools you and said they had a boat.

Speaker 5 (53:38):
Yeah, yeah, No, I'm like, do you use the word yacht?

Speaker 6 (53:41):
Like, I'm not expecting.

Speaker 19 (53:43):
The Leonard Skinnert situation that I had to. I am
stuck on that thing for like five hours. It was
not at all, so karma kind of got me back.

Speaker 1 (53:54):
I guess that's not worth the family thing.

Speaker 18 (53:57):
Then, yeah, yeah, but here's the here's the real little
dirty figret.

Speaker 5 (54:02):
Of it all. Like stuck on this pon tune boat.

Speaker 18 (54:04):
It's been like, you know, an hour, and then I
like mmembered, like there's that plug thing that you could pull.

Speaker 6 (54:11):
I could just think the whole thing.

Speaker 18 (54:14):
And uh, you know, at least if I have the
authorities coming out and rescuing me, I don't have to
stand on the pontune boat any longer.

Speaker 1 (54:23):
Did you sink the boat.

Speaker 6 (54:25):
Yeah, I can't and I had it.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
Has no idea. You're the one that sunk it.

Speaker 18 (54:37):
Yeah, I mean well it wasn't the best shape, so
he just kind of assumed that he did something wrong.

Speaker 2 (54:42):
Again.

Speaker 18 (54:42):
I was.

Speaker 1 (54:43):
I was like for that.

Speaker 18 (54:47):
Craziest thing, like after you know, we finally got on
landed everything, he was just like.

Speaker 6 (54:52):
Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (54:57):
I wanted to just like throttle him and be.

Speaker 1 (54:59):
Like, thank you for thank you for your dirty little secret.

Speaker 6 (55:07):
Of course, thanks for making me feel better.

Speaker 1 (55:10):
What's your dirty little secret?

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