August 18, 2025 • 57 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Do you want to make some extra cash and have
a lot of fun. Yeah, it's the Jewble Show. Well,
you're in luck because one man in Australia is making
international headlines from his new side hustle where he makes
about eight thousand dollars per job and it usually only
takes him about ten minutes of work. WHOA what is
his amazing career and why are some people saying he's
(00:20):
the worst person on the planet for it. We'll tell
you what this guy's doing and maybe you could do
it too. Right after this. It's the Jewble Show. How
would you like to make almost ten thousand dollars of
extra money per week doing only about ten minutes of work?
Would love this? It's the Jewel Show. And no, this
isn't some infomercial for how you could become a bajillionaire overnight.
There's one guy in Australia who's making international headlines this
(00:42):
morning because of his new side hustle and it's something
that anybody can do.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Anybody.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Do you have any secrets that you think you'll take
to the grave. Oh, well now you don't have to
all thanks to Australia's Bill Edgar, who's the world's first
coffin confess Sir who Hoffen confessed. Job he has is
for two. He attends people's funerals and reveals personal secrets
(01:09):
to their loved ones for a fee of about eight
thousand dollars. Oh my, He's hired to share final thoughts
that the dying person wants told it there farewell, even
if that means revealing shocking truths. Yes, he says. It
gives the person a chance to speak when they can anymore,
and the service is meant to give closure, but it
also risks complicating grief for others. He says. One of
(01:30):
the most popular things he's asked to do by someone
before they die is to poke their body with a pen.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Oh, that's a thing that's so common, to make sure
they're dead.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Yes, I have no idea, but here are some of
the things that he's had to share at funerals. It's
pretty ridiculous, some of the things that people wanted him
to do. At one man's funeral, he had to share
this with everyone, Margaret, he loved you dearly. But those
castle roles, he was feeding them to the neighbor's cat. Also,
(02:01):
the church's potlucks, the lasagna is stove first, so the
auditor to the whole church too.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
I mean, isn't that kind of funny, That's like kind
of cute, Like I want my babe to know that
I still find this hilarious even though I'm gone, Like,
why do you.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Think he's the worst person in the world, Like, it's
just somebody who's dying with And we're talking about a
guy in Australia who's making almost eight thousand dollars a
week for a side hustle by being what's called a
coffin confessor. He goes to funerals and shares secrets that
the person who has passed away wants to be told
at their funeral. Another one that he had was from
(02:37):
a guy at his funeral. He wanted to share the
truth about his tattoo. Oh. For seventeen years, everybody assumed
that the guy had live laugh love uh oh in
cursive on his back, But it was blurry tattoo, it
turns out, and he had to share this with everybody
at the funeral. The tattoo said live laugh lube. He
(03:00):
got it during his bachelor party from a drunk stripper
and nobody. This sounds like a fun.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Doesn't it sound like it would be pretty fun. I
also feel like it'd be really easy to scam people.
He'd be like, where's uncle George?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Found him? Well? And then you could just make something up.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
You started drama from the grave.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
You can't verify it. They're dead. Another person asked him
to share something at his wedding. Another man let his
wife know some shocking news that they ended up canceling
their first wedding because he had a torn acl right
the guy that passed away, But at the funeral he
had to reveal that the husband faked the torn acl
(03:41):
for the first wedding because he wasn't sure he wanted
to marry her. That's a terrible face. But he did
go through with it after all, and he added that
he's glad he went through with it.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Honestly, this is perfect because if you can't get everything
off your chest, you just do it when you're dead.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
And then that would be dope because you can mess
with so many people after you're gone. All through this
guy who's making eight grand every single time he does this.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Would you want to know that? Though, yeah, I don't care.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
I'm dead. We're talking about a guy in Australia who's
a the world's first coffin confessor. He charges about eight
grand to talk to a person before they pass away,
and then goes to the funeral and shares the things
that he wanted that they wanted him to share. Another
woman who had ten children had this guy list in
order from ten to one her favorite kids. Yeah, she
(04:33):
also had reasons. Why you know, they say nobody's your
favorite's like, no, I'll tell you, guys exactly who was
my favorite kid? Oh my gosh, doesn't the will just
usually tell you.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
That no want I want this to happen, but I
also want you more like a roast, and I want
this man to bring I want this man to rose
me at my funeral.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Just for the laugh. Another person wanted this guy to
let his brother know at the funeral that he had
seen his search history. Oh then he had to proceed
and show everybody the weird things that the guy's brother
was searching on the internet at the funeral. I'm gonna
get you one last time, suck up. Yeah, And another
(05:12):
woman had him share this with her family at her funeral.
To my family, it was never the router. You weren't hacked.
I changed the password once a week, just so I
could watch you all freak out.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
It's another jubile phone frame the twenties.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Hello, are you ready to get the deer?
Speaker 5 (05:38):
What?
Speaker 6 (05:40):
I'm sorry what I said?
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Are you ready to get the deer?
Speaker 7 (05:43):
Or what?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Yeah? Nicole was up. My name is DONC and I'm
calling from fitness. How are you today?
Speaker 6 (05:55):
I'm good, and I'm sorry. Your name is what?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Well, my full name is Paul Donk, but everybody just
calls me Donk. I'm sure you see me around here.
Speaker 6 (06:04):
Oh okay, yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
You've probably seen me a few times, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 6 (06:08):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Why are you calling so like we haven't met a
fish yet, you know, like Soup's excited to be giving
you the D.
Speaker 6 (06:18):
I'm sorry, stop saying that. What are you talking about?
Speaker 8 (06:20):
What is the D?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
You don't know what the D is? Well, because you're
about to find out, because like I'm going to be
giving you the D big time.
Speaker 6 (06:30):
I only even think you should be calling a workout
program the D. Like what hell is that?
Speaker 1 (06:35):
I've given so many people that come to this gym
the D and they've.
Speaker 6 (06:38):
Never Oh my god, stop saying the D. I don't
know what that is.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Well, let's talk about like your fitness goals or whatever,
just so I can be read.
Speaker 6 (06:47):
I want to talk my fitness schools to you. I
don't know who you are. I've never met you. I
want to work.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Out with that, Okay, Like, so I don't want to
be read and correct. You own something, but like we
just met, you know, like when I.
Speaker 6 (06:57):
Called exactly being rude, you're calling me and talking about
the D. It sounds so gross.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Well we're talking about I'm excited to give you the D.
Speaker 6 (07:08):
Oh my god. Do you hear yourself? Stop saying the
D and I want to hear about the D.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Okay, but that's like my patented well Pottent pending. Like
I don't know if you know much about patents and stuff,
you know, but like I've been doing some looking.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
You argue.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
So like I was on CHAGPT the other day and
I was like, I want to POT in my workout program,
Like how do I do that? So I gotta do
some legal stuff. Say, I want to say Pottent pending
workout program specifically designed by donk call to giving him
the D. And by the time we're done, like all
your finness goals are going to be met and you'll
(07:47):
be like rushing out ever's happening.
Speaker 6 (07:50):
No, this is not something I signed up for. The
D doesn't sound something like I you look at me
saying it. Stop saying it. No one told me that
I was switching trainers and I have something. I have
an appointment tonight.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Yeah, you have an appointment this evening. And that's why
I wanted to get on the phone with you right
away and let you know that Brett, like I'll knew
what happened. He just came in and he like he laughed,
like he quit or whatever. But it doesn't really matter
because like he's kind of a chomp anyway.
Speaker 6 (08:14):
No, it does matter. It does matter because I want
to work out with but I don't want to work
out with you. I don't know who you are. And
this program you're talking about sounds crazy. Well, it's like
this the D. The D can be as hardcore as
you want it to be. You know, I do not
want it to be hardcore. I don't want to talk
about this anymore. This is ridiculous. I want to know
(08:34):
what you're a manager.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Yeah, I'm calling to see what your fitness goals are
because donc needs to know like what program of I
don't need to know anything.
Speaker 6 (08:42):
I don't know who you are.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Are you looking for more of like a panther pomp
or like a Viking steam.
Speaker 6 (08:51):
Or a little cobraz Those those sounds crazy.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Those are some of my patented workout programs. So panther
pomps the goal is to pomp you up until you
move like a jungle cat.
Speaker 6 (09:02):
You know, like, no crazy talk. I don't want any
of that. I want to talk to Brett. I want
to talk to a manager.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
He's feel like maybe you might be more fitted for
Donk's Cobra Sizzle program. That's where your apps.
Speaker 6 (09:18):
You've got to be your rep.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 6 (09:21):
Cancel my membership. This is crazy. I did not sign up.
Like this is insane.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
I think Donk gets it, you know, because this happens
a lot.
Speaker 6 (09:29):
You do not get it. You are not listen to me.
You're worried.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Is that like you're gonna find me attractive or whatever?
Speaker 6 (09:37):
Oh my god, no, there's no way.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Hey, Nicole, this is actually Gibbil from the Jibbil Show
doing a phone brank on you and your boyfriend. Sets
you up.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Oh my god, you're it's a joke.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
God, he said that you just started training at the
gym and he wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 5 (09:57):
Oh my god.
Speaker 6 (09:58):
I should have known it was a because after you
said the d Oh my god, wake.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Up every morning with jubile phone Franks.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
It's time for Nina's what's trending.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
The Cambridge Dictionary went ahead and added some new words,
just in case you need to know all of the definitions.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Skibbity is officially the dictionary.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Finally, I know you've really been waiting for it, And
delulu has also officially been added.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Boy, but that's not a word. It's just a you
just that's it is.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
A word that was officially a word.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
No, No, that's not a word. It's just a shortened
version of a word.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
Okay, but the Cambridge Dictionary is recognizing it as its
own word.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
But it's not a real word. It literally is just
the short I had. There's a word for it. You're
way is the word delusion.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
Delulu ages the short burden of delusion.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Does anybody find it weird that she decided to stick
with Delulu and pass over skibbity, which is not.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Even English all that was not even registered.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Lily skibbety's its own thing, right, It's not a shortened
version of a word that already exists. I'm with you
on that one.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
No way, delulu is just the shortened version of delusion.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
No, but it's not its.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Own work with a positive spin to it, though. The
lulu is like a state of being like.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
La la la, that's delusion.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Also, Well, if you want to think about it, you're
the one that's delulu more than half the time. Anyway,
you embrace this word.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
So now you're madal.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
I am fine with I am not You're not delulu,
You're full on delusional. Yeah, gotcha. I don't want anymore.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
I just want to make sure that we recorded that
moment when she said I am delusional to half freez,
I can't argue with yourself future Victoria.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Ag is delusional for this.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
I'm so mad about her.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
That's so annoying.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Tradwife, red Flag, and workwife have also been added. The
hair on your head may be the key to stronger teeth.
Science has been doing some work and is found that
keratin is a big new not new, but it is
a big thing that can be helpful with your teeth.
So they've been actually studying hair and how they can
put it into toothpaste and to make your teeth stronger.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
I brush my teeth with hair every day. So you're
already had at the game. Yeah, yeah, I just see
it feels good. That's put some hair on the tooth brush.
This is really gross.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Have you ever used your hair as like a flask before?
Speaker 9 (12:33):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Not long enough? Okay, Just wonder.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
Why sometimes when you don't have anything else, like, you
just it's not a normal thing.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
It's not something you do all the time. It's just
in case of emergencies. But that's what strending. It's time
to catch a Cheater. Only on the Jubile Show, Danielle
is on the phone today for to Catch a Cheater
and she thinks that her boyfriend of two years named
Ryan might be messing around. So we'll see if we
can help her out. Hopefully he's not. But Danielle, what's
going on? Why do you think Ryan's cheating?
Speaker 6 (13:02):
So?
Speaker 5 (13:03):
I think he's cheating because it's just something feels off,
And there are moments where we're spending time together and
he'll be on his phone and he makes it so
I can't see the screen. There are times where he
will leave the room to take phone calls, and that's
(13:27):
so suspicious to me. And he's also I noticed that
he's dressing nicer when he goes to hang out with
his friends, which is very unlike him. It's just these
little things that are making it feel off. And we've
been together for two years, so I like to think
I know him well.
Speaker 9 (13:45):
MM.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Is he treating you any differently?
Speaker 5 (13:48):
I would say he's a bit more guarded. I don't
feel like he's being as open with me.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Have you asked him about it?
Speaker 5 (13:58):
I mean, like I'll jokingly be like, what are you hiding?
But I think since my tone isn't serious, that he's
not taking me seriously. And I think it's truly just
the fear of like confronting the truth.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Have you ever thought that he might be cheating before?
Speaker 5 (14:12):
I mean no, not until I was given these behavioral signs.
Speaker 8 (14:17):
No.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Is there anybody that you're worried about? Like are his
friends sketchy that you feel kind of uneasy about? Or
is there somebody that's kind of been circling like circling.
Speaker 5 (14:27):
I never thought that his friends were sketchy, but his
friends are like mixed men and women. So I now
I'm starting to think that like some of the women
in his friend group, like they could be he could
be cheating on me with them. And do you know them,
I mean, i've met them, I don't I don't necessarily
like hang out with them when when he goes to
(14:48):
hang out with them, but I do know them, and
not very well, but I know.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Okay, there was a moment where we were hanging out.
Speaker 5 (14:56):
In his living room, We're watching TV, and I noticed
that someone was calling him and he ignored it and
he just put the phone back down. And then the
number called again and he ignored it again, and then
the person texted him, or at least I think it
was that same person, because his phone lit up and
(15:20):
at that point that's when he left the room. So
that's like one instance of him leaving the room to
go make a phone call or be on the phone
or whatever. I'm assuming that he doesn't want me to
see what's on his phone screen and.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
He doesn't tell you, like who is talking to He
just leaves the room, gets on the phone and doesn't
tell you.
Speaker 5 (15:38):
Yeah, And I think he's taking advantage of me not questioning.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Him, why didn't you question it?
Speaker 5 (15:44):
Though? As much as I want to know the truth,
I think that I'm scared of what it is. Yeah,
I haven't wanted to like confront it head on like that.
That's why I said, like, I'll make jokes about it,
like I'd be like, what are you hiding?
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Okay, well, you already told us what a grocery store
he's a rewards card member at. So we'll do the usual.
We'll play a song come back, and then call him
and pretend to be from the grocery store and say
that he's this month's a lucky winner of free flowers
delivered from our Florida department, and we'll see if he
sends thus see you or to somebody else. Okay, okay,
all right, we'll get your to catch theeter next right
(16:21):
in the middle of to catch a teeter if you're
just joining us at Danielle is on the phone and
she thinks that her boyfriend of two years named Ryan
might be messing around. So in a second, we're going
to call him and pretend to be from the grocery
store that he's a rewards member at and say that
every single month, we choose one Lucky Rewards member who
gets free flowers delivered from our Florida department, and we'll
see if he sends thous to his girlfriend Danielle or
to somebody else. Before we do that, though, Danielle, why
(16:42):
don't you break down your situation again for us one
more time.
Speaker 5 (16:45):
So me and my boyfriend Ryan have been together for
two years. We're talking about moving in together, but lately
he's been acting weird. He's been dressing nicer than usual,
leaving the room to make phone calls, hiding his phone
when he's texting when he's around me, and just generally
suspicious behavior.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
All right, are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 5 (17:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 8 (17:20):
Hello, Hi, this.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Is Corble calling from I was looking for a Rewards
card member named Ryan.
Speaker 5 (17:27):
H Yeah, this is Ryan.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Ryan, Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing
phone call. I'm actually calling with a big congratulations. Here
this month's winner.
Speaker 5 (17:34):
Pray you really?
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (17:36):
Oh cool? What what's going on? What do I get?
Speaker 8 (17:40):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Well, maybe maybe you didn't know this, but every single month,
we choose one Lucky Rewards Card member who gets free
flowers delivered from our Florida department. So you've won thirty
six long stim red roses, a box of candy or chocolates,
and a card to be delivered to anybody that you
want with in the fifty United States. Absolutely free, okay.
Speaker 10 (17:55):
And I don't have to give you any information, any credit.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Card, Absolutely no purchase necessary at all, and you'll get
confirmation that this is all free.
Speaker 5 (18:03):
No sweet. Well, thanks, guys.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
What I will need from you first will be the
first and last name of the person, and then if
you want to put anything on a card, and then
we'll get the address and then we'll be good to go.
Oh they sure, okay, great, So whenever you're ready, I'll
take the name down first, like I said, I'd like.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
To send the flowers to Gianna.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Okay, got that, And then anything you want to put
on a card.
Speaker 10 (18:30):
Yeah, like you mean like a note? Yeah yeah yeah.
Thanks for keeping this between us, I owe.
Speaker 5 (18:37):
You the big time.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Great gout that down. And the last thing I need
to do is let you know that this is actually
a radio show. It's called the Jewbel Show.
Speaker 9 (18:46):
Hi.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
I'm Nina, Hi I'm Victoria, and.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
My name is Jewbel. And we do a segment on
the show called to Catch a cheater. Where if you
think your significant other might be messing around, you see
who they send flowers to, and your girlfriend of two
years Danielle is actually on the phone.
Speaker 5 (18:59):
What the what? Ryan? Who is Sana?
Speaker 6 (19:04):
Who's Nanna?
Speaker 5 (19:06):
She's my coworker? And why are you going on between
you two? What do you owe her? Are you concuding me?
Why is she the first person you think of to
send flowers to? Oh my god, this is this is
extra even for you. If you have to like give
me to a radio station. You couldn't just ask me?
(19:26):
Is serious? Answer the question? Answer the question? Who is Jianna?
She's my coworker? And what is going on? Why are
you sending her flowers with secret notes? And this is
between you? The list?
Speaker 10 (19:38):
No, Look, look, if you wanted to confront me, you
could have confronted me. If you want to ask, you
could ask me. But to like make it a public
thing and pull other people into this, which is ridiculous, Like.
Speaker 5 (19:46):
You're usually paranoid, but this is like taking it like
a little too extreme.
Speaker 11 (19:51):
You think that I'm usually paranoid. I don't confront you
about things. I'm not on your all the time. You've
been behaving weird. You've been leaving the room when you
make phone calls, You've been hiding your phone.
Speaker 5 (20:03):
I've not been hiding my phone. Not answering my question. No, no,
I am answering your question.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Not really.
Speaker 11 (20:12):
And why are you sending her flowers and keeping my coworker.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Well, why are you sending your coworker flowers and saying, well,
we'll keep it a secret.
Speaker 5 (20:21):
Look, look, man, looks blue. Look man, I don't know
who you are probably getting fall from this kind of.
Speaker 10 (20:30):
Drama, drama to someone who who doesn't deserve it. Look,
Gianna is my coworker, and she saved my representation. Okay,
why don't I forgot No? No, no, oh god, I
forgot a huge component for our project that we had together.
But luckily she saved my because she already worked it
(20:51):
out and I was able to get it in time
for the presentation. So I was going to look really
bad and for my.
Speaker 5 (20:56):
Bosses if she didn't save me, and she kept it
between us. So that's my line. Senders flowers.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
So flowers feels like an appropriate gift for a co worker.
Speaker 10 (21:04):
It's not like I went out and wanted to buy flowers.
Often brief flowers so like, oh, this is cool, just
a great opportunity to just.
Speaker 6 (21:12):
Get it to take away.
Speaker 5 (21:15):
It still doesn't take away the fact that she was
the first person you thought of when you were offered
that opportunity.
Speaker 10 (21:21):
Well, I would go buy you flowers, but I want
to do something nice for her because.
Speaker 11 (21:25):
Yeah, yeah, herd being would you haven't bought me flowers.
Speaker 5 (21:30):
You're not going to buy me flowers. You didn't buy
you flowers. That's so not true.
Speaker 10 (21:35):
I bought you flowers a couple of months ago for you.
Speaker 5 (21:37):
Oh wow, that's ridiculous. Well what about this plant that
I bought you three weeks in the kitchen? You Bryan
ended up were you? You end up killing? So don't
post on me.
Speaker 11 (21:49):
Wow, you honestly think a mint plant is comparative to
flowers for your co worker.
Speaker 5 (21:57):
It's better than flowers. Don't be ridiculous.
Speaker 10 (22:00):
It's a live thing that gives continues to get like, well, okay,
this is this is going off.
Speaker 5 (22:05):
In a winter. You haven't even said you're not cheating.
Speaker 11 (22:09):
You've just been going around in circles blaming me for
how I'm reacting.
Speaker 10 (22:15):
I have told you I'm not cheating. I said she's
my coworker. Let me ask her if I am cheating
with her, and yeah, get back to you on that.
And you don't believe me, but.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Ask her what do you mean?
Speaker 5 (22:27):
Well, Aft, we'll ask Gianna right, because she's not.
Speaker 10 (22:29):
She's not the only one. She's the only one does
not here. They can't speak up for herself because I've
been speaking up for myself and you freaking clowns.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
You want us to call her, No, I don't want
you to call her.
Speaker 5 (22:41):
What are you giving me?
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Well, then, how can she speak up?
Speaker 10 (22:45):
Your clown show drama off? Look, Uh, I'm kind of
done talking about it with these clowns on the radio.
But this show is ridiculous, is exploited, Danel, Do you
want to talk to me in person, like like a
real partner, like the real wife does that.
Speaker 5 (23:02):
You can talk to me about this in person.
Speaker 10 (23:04):
But I'm not cheating on you and you guys, look,
you're ridiculous praying on people's insecurities.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
You know, Okay, there's that. That's one way to deal
with it. He's a young up, Danielle. Do you think
that he is cheating or do you think he's just
very upset that you did this on the radio.
Speaker 5 (23:22):
I think he's a jack and I so, I don't.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Know that he's cheating, but I am very disappointed every
time these people don't have any bit of like empathy
for the person that they.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
Love to be like, I'm so sorry I made you
feel this way.
Speaker 5 (23:36):
Yeah, he basically just made me seem like a crazy.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Yeah, I'm sorry. Well, good luck in your conversation later.
I mean, you might want to take that into account,
the way he reacted, but stay shue to how you feel.
Speaker 5 (23:48):
Now. I've learned my lesson that just to confront it
in the moment when I feel these things, rather than yeah,
like a mint.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
The whole shows to catch a cheater.
Speaker 7 (24:02):
What you just said is one of the most insanely
idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in
your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything
that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this
room is now dumber for having listened to it. I
award you no points, and may God have mercy on
(24:24):
your soul.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game. You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramires in a game
of trivia of our tickets to see Wheezer, Janelle Money,
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(24:45):
also dm us at the Jubil Show or go to
the Jubilshow dot com if you think you have what
it takes to top Victoria? Are you so streaking? Yeah,
you're on streak right now.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
I am. That threw me off. I'm thinking of jokes.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Yeah, I am. What are the jokes you were thinking of?
Speaker 2 (25:06):
What they were?
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Just just some stuff.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
They're more a top heavy.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
All right, if you want to play, we'll play you
vers Victoria right after this. It's the Jubile Show.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
What am I some sort of a mentally challenged Aaron? No,
not even I didn't say that.
Speaker 5 (25:25):
It was like, why am I even listening to you?
Speaker 6 (25:27):
To begin with?
Speaker 2 (25:28):
You're a virgin who can't drive.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez. T Win tickets
to see Weezer, Janelle Monet, and a bunch more at
the Bummershoe Music festival, and let's be today's contestant for
you Verus Victoria Blake. What's up, Blake?
Speaker 8 (25:48):
Hey, good morning.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
How are you guys great? How are you? Thank you? Blake?
So far, so good.
Speaker 5 (25:54):
I'm excited and it's good to finally talk.
Speaker 8 (25:55):
To you all.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
It's good to talk to you, Blake. I woke up
this morning hoping I would talk to Blake. Oh now
it's happening. So he just goes to show you believe it.
You can achieve it. That's so true, can do anything you, Blake.
You're ready to take on, Victoria.
Speaker 8 (26:09):
I sure am.
Speaker 5 (26:10):
I got my coffee in me.
Speaker 8 (26:12):
I'm ready to go.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Ooh kind of coffee you got?
Speaker 8 (26:15):
I just got to Americano I made at home. Nothing fancy,
but it does the job.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Island, you can.
Speaker 4 (26:20):
Get an Americano when you don't want cold brew, at
least like a restaurant doesn't have cold brew, they'll usually
give you an Americano.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
They're pretty good hounds speaking.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Yeah, Victoria, she's speaking really quickly, So we're gonna send
her out of the studio so she can do some
jumping jacks or whatever to burn out some of that
extra energy. And here we go. While she's leaving, Blake.
Here's how the game is played. You have thirty seconds
answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,
just say pass, and Victoria has to beat you outright
to win. Okay, sounds good?
Speaker 8 (26:50):
All right?
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Are you ready?
Speaker 5 (26:52):
Let's do it?
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Here we go, Blake. Your time starts now. Where on
the human body are the most sweat glands?
Speaker 8 (27:01):
Aren't it?
Speaker 1 (27:02):
In?
Speaker 3 (27:02):
Mean girls? Katie moves to Illinois from which continent? Who
was the first Disney princess with a tattoo?
Speaker 6 (27:12):
Ooh uh?
Speaker 8 (27:14):
Snow white?
Speaker 3 (27:15):
In risky Business? What song did Tom Cruise lip sync
in his underwear?
Speaker 8 (27:21):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (27:21):
My gosh, Oh my gosh, this is harder life?
Speaker 1 (27:25):
What are the three states of matter?
Speaker 6 (27:29):
Liquid, gas, dolid?
Speaker 1 (27:31):
All right, got that. We'll bring Victoria back into the studio.
And while she's getting settled and putting her headphones on
and stuff, here's a question for you, Blake. If your
belly button was an actual button, what would it do
when you pressed it?
Speaker 5 (27:47):
It would fast forward?
Speaker 8 (27:50):
Make time in the bathroom, go buy a little quicker.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
That's a good Oh, that's a good answer. Also, I
wish minded that too. Can it be anywhere or just
the bathroom.
Speaker 9 (27:58):
Wow.
Speaker 10 (28:01):
Uh you know, I was thinking just the bathroom because
I need all help I can get, but I'll take anywhere, all.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Right, Victoria. If your belly button was an actual button,
what would it do when you pressed it?
Speaker 5 (28:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (28:11):
I was just thinking mine would be like ding like
little now would.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Be kind of fun. All right, Here we go thirty
seconds hands there as many questions as possible. If you
don't know one, just say pass and you have to
beat Blake outright to wind? What's that?
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Just kidding? It would play my Spotify like or something
like me my music.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
It would play my music, okay, okay out of your mouth,
uh no.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
In my head like that way. I don't put my
headphones on.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
It would just play music. Okay, it'd be kind of fun.
It would be kind of it'd be nice. I don't
have to reach for anything else, you just pressure button.
Speaker 8 (28:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (28:43):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
But then if you were listening to music at the
gym or something, if you're digging in your belly button
the whole time, switching tracks, and that's kind of weird. Anyway,
here we go, Blake, you can tell Victoria when to go. Wow,
that's a journey.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
Ready, go where on the human body are the most
white glands your belly button. In Mean Girls, Katie moves
to Illinois from Witch Continent. Oh oh, uh Africa. Who
is the first Disney princess with a tattoo?
Speaker 9 (29:12):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Oh, yikes, I don't pass I don't know.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
In Risky Business, what song did Tom Cruise lip sync
too in his underwear?
Speaker 2 (29:21):
And the Disney princes of tattoos?
Speaker 1 (29:26):
Oh, I have passed.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
No, whoa damn. Not many questions in but let's send
it over to the scoreboard and see how you guys
did with our scoreboard. Our social media producer.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
Gabby, Congratulations, Victoria, you got one correct, but so did Blake.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Blake. That means you win. Congratulations, you did it. You
stop Victoria's streak.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Hush darn it.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Also, you got bumber shoot tickets. Congratulations. Let's get the
answer now with Nina.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
The human body's sweatiest lands are on the palms of
the hands and soles of the feet and a mean Girl.
Katie moves to Illinois from Africa. Yeah, yeah, the first
Disney princess with the tattoo was Pocahontas. In the movie
Risky Business, Tom Cruise was lip syncing in his underwear
to old time rock and roll, and the three states
of matter are solid, liquid, and gas.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
I knew that one.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
You didn't get there.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
I'm blaming Jubil this one, as.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Long as it's not me. Thank you very much for playing.
Speaker 8 (30:23):
Appreciate you guys my entire day, probably whole week.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Oh sweet, I have a good one, man. Thank you
very much. We play you verse Victoria the same time
every single weekday morning. Remember, if you want to play Victoria,
all I have to do is DMUs at the Juble
Show or go to the jubilshow dot com. It's time
for Nina's what's trending?
Speaker 3 (30:38):
Well, Pete's got beef with Mario Kart Mario cart Now. Yeah,
Mario Kart is their latest target because of one of
the characters, mmoo cow. He has a nose ring, and
Peter believes that it's animal abuse to sign an animal.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
Abuse, but next you put a nose ring on a cow.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
Nintendo hasn't responded yet. They hit a Nintendo and said,
we heard HGRD like heard of cows. We heard there's
a new star in Mario cart World.
Speaker 6 (31:07):
Cow.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
She's already winning hearts everywhere, including ours, but the brass
ring in her nose. Would you please show empathy and
remove the nose ring?
Speaker 4 (31:14):
My gosh, hey, mumu is a teenager going through some.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
Yeah, Apparently the symbol of a nose ring on a cow,
like in real life, is like weaning young cattle to
discourage like being on their mama, and so it's a
way to control them, apparently, And so Peter's like, don't
do that.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
But it's not a real cow.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
You know, I don't love the nose ring on the cow.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
People would take Peter seriously if they focused on real issues.
I know, I know, I don't know if they realize
how much of a joke they are, which is.
Speaker 3 (31:50):
Just because I mean, yeah, like, nobody wants animals to
be treated cruelly, but like what, it's.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
A video game.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
It's a video game.
Speaker 3 (31:58):
At the end of the day, Nintendo has yet to respond.
We'll see what happens there. There's a new theory out
there that Taylor Swift will be playing this year's halftime
show at the Super Bowl. And the reason why this
theory is in place is because of Sourdough. Wait what
so on that podcast it was two hours and some change,
(32:20):
little nuggets keep coming out and people believe this is
one of her Easter eggs because the halftime show or
I'm sorry, the super Bowl is going to be in
San Francisco where the forty nine ers play, and so
Sourdough Sam is the mascot for the forty nine ers,
and because Taylor Swift said that she's obsessed with sourdough
and that's what she talks about sixty percent of the time,
(32:42):
everybody came all the way back to she just told
us that she's performing at halftime.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 4 (32:47):
There are a lot of Easter eggs that go way
over my head, but some people are able to really
pick them out, and this sounds like it could be one.
But we have a coworker who I talked to before
the podcast and she called it that Taylor ship was
before me at the halftime, so before the podcast came out,
and I'm gonna be very impressed if she actually.
Speaker 3 (33:06):
Does does I mean I think she should. I think
that would be amazing. It wouldn't surprise me. I'm surprised
she hasn't already. Honestly, yeah, I feel like she just
was like, I don't need to Oh, but maybe, like,
especially if the chiefs are in it and she's gonna
be like, oh, then Travis comes out from taking a
break and is like, watch me dance with my baby. No,
(33:28):
I just really saw that play out in my head.
But we'll see if the sour dough was intentional or
if she just really loves.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Sourdough that much. But now taylorstif can't say anything without
her friend's sake. She's dropping some sort of easter egg
because she usually is.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
That's why.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Yeah, it just sits there and decode her.
Speaker 3 (33:43):
It's like you can't take her for face value because
everything means something oh, which is cool, but also like whoa.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
Also like uh, yikes, I know that's.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
Like exhaucing for Travis Kelcey. Man, you have to wonder
sometimes if your partner's being passive aggressive. You know, you're
just like, dude, everything she says, you're like, what did
that mean? What do you mean by that?
Speaker 3 (34:04):
I told you I love sour though, don't you get it?
Speaker 2 (34:08):
Which also means I'm for me a super Bowl? Hey,
you know it?
Speaker 1 (34:13):
That's what's strender.
Speaker 11 (34:14):
First Date follow Up powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys
Online at Advocates dot com.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
Christian is on the phone today for a first date
follow up, and he's getting ghosted by a woman named
Kat So in a few minutes, we're gonna call her
and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting and
maybe get him a second date. But first, Christian, how
long has it been since you heard from Cat? A
little while?
Speaker 9 (34:39):
Like?
Speaker 8 (34:40):
Super confused? Di and I we uh, So, I like
playing golf. So that was our first date play golf,
And I mean I I thought the date was cool.
I thought it was fun. We had gone and we
played eighteen holes. I guess that's what we had talked
(35:06):
about before. So I thought it was good. Even got
us like one of those little golf cards too, so
we didn't have to walk everywhere. And she was laughing,
you know, drinking a little bit and looked great in
her golf clothes, by the way. So we made up
some good you know, some dances, swing dances. Every time
(35:26):
one of us made a good shot, we would have
this whole dance that we would do and that was cool. Yeah,
it was like we were in our own little world,
just annoying everyone that was behind us playing. And I
had texted her probably like the next day, and I
was just like, you crosh that part, you know, I
(35:48):
can't wait to dance in the green with you again,
like that's her thing, and all she did just thumbs
it up. Yeah, just super passive aggress That was ghost mode.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
Well, what could have happened? That's kind of weird.
Speaker 8 (36:07):
I don't know, Like thinking about it, I I think
I might know why, but I'm just kind of kicking
myself for it because at the time, you know, I
thought it was I thought it was impressive. And I
wore these limited edition Jordan golf shoes and I might
(36:28):
have brought them up, but you know a few times
for four or five times, I mean they're They're stick and.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
I'm looking these up at Jordan's.
Speaker 8 (36:36):
Yeah, I was blowing kisses to him. I was reminding
everyone that they were limited edition. But I was meaning
it to be funny, you know, like, look, I'm good
because of my shoes without them on trash. Sure, you
know I was. I was more annoying than endearing. And
(36:56):
then we were supposed to go to dinner after the
Padolf day, but Kat decided to call it a day
after the eighteenth hole, and.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
Maybe she just got tired, and maybe she didn't want
to play golf again, you know, like because that was
a long time and when you text her, I can't
wait to get back on the green. Maybe she's just
like that was too long, right, I don't know, because
these shoes look pretty coomy.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
Really well, I've never seen Jordan before.
Speaker 8 (37:27):
She had you know, like I said, we didn't really
eat or anything, but like she had some drinks and
she seemed to be okay.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
But maybe she got like sick from not eating and
all the drinking. So maybe you're in the clear.
Speaker 8 (37:43):
I don't know, but I just thought we really hit
it off, and it was kind of disappointing when I
just got the thumbs up because we had just spent
all that time together golfing, and then that's all I got,
you know.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
Yeah, all right, well, well we'll see what we can
figure it out for. You will play a song, come back,
and then call her and see if she'll tell us
why she's ghosting you and maybe get you another date. Okay, cool,
All right, we'll get your first day follow up next
if you're just joining us for today's first date follow up.
Christian is on the phone and he's getting ghosted by
(38:17):
a woman named Kat. So we're about to call her
and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him
and maybe get him a second date. But before we
do that, Christian, why don't you break down your date
again for us?
Speaker 8 (38:28):
Yeah? So Kat and I went out on that date.
We played golf because we're both into that, and there
was an eighteen holer and everything was going good. We
were laughing, drinking, and I think something must have happened.
You're on the date. I think maybe because I had
(38:50):
been kind of drawing attention to my new limited edition
shoes and I don't know if that was a turnoff.
Maybe is annoying. I don't know how to think though.
And then I just got to thumbs up on a check.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
All right, Well, you're ready for us to see if
we can figure out what that thumbs up is all about.
Speaker 8 (39:12):
A little nervously, Yeah, let's let's do it.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
All right, here we go. Hello, Hi, man, I speak
to Cat. Please.
Speaker 8 (39:31):
This is she?
Speaker 1 (39:32):
Hi Kat? How are you? This is a radio show.
It's called the Jebile Show. Hi. I'm Nina. Hi, I'm
Victoria and my name is Jubell. How are you. I'm good, sweet,
have you ever listened to the show before? I?
Speaker 5 (39:45):
Yeah, but I'm a little confused.
Speaker 1 (39:48):
Oh well then maybe I can clear that up for you. No,
we're calling you today because we do a segment on
the show called the First Date follow Up. That's where
if you go out on a date with somebody and
ghost them, they can email us to you on the
phone and ask why you're ghosting. And we got an
email about you from somebody.
Speaker 5 (40:07):
Is this about Christian?
Speaker 1 (40:09):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (40:09):
It is.
Speaker 1 (40:10):
Christian said all you did since his date was give
him a big sums up and that's it on your text.
Speaker 9 (40:18):
Well, his suit is hilarious.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
How do you think it's funny? What happened?
Speaker 9 (40:25):
Well? So, okay, he took me on a four hour
outdoor date in the sun with no snacks. It was
just vibes and we were living off of vibes and
golf balls and I was basically two tequila selters deep
by Whole six and I nearly ate one of those dibbits.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
Did you tell me you're hungry?
Speaker 1 (40:51):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (40:52):
I told him I needed food twice and he goes,
we'll eat after golf takes focus and I was like, bro,
I'm not Tiger Woods. I'm hungry, And then I'm like,
what kind of man thinks that four hours of day
drinking doesn't require snacks? But to give him the benefit
of the doubt, he actually tried to take me to
(41:14):
dinner after playing golf, But honestly, I was just ready
to punch him in the face and eat a burrito.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
Oh, I mean I needed to get.
Speaker 6 (41:24):
Out of there.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
So that's that's it, because you were angry.
Speaker 6 (41:29):
Yeah, I was starving.
Speaker 1 (41:32):
I mean it's fair, all right. Well, hey, thank you
for telling us. Why are you ghosting him? Christian is
actually on the phone by the way, listening and wants
to talk to you.
Speaker 9 (41:39):
Wait, you're told you about the snacks, Christian, it was
about the complete absence of snacks. I was borderline barrel
by whole twelve. Well, I probably read it after you
said you were down for golf, but I didn't know golf.
Speaker 5 (41:57):
With the hunger game.
Speaker 9 (41:58):
You played a date that was four hours in the sun,
and you all you gave me was Seltzer.
Speaker 8 (42:05):
Okay, okay, but I mean it was good seltzer. It
was top shells.
Speaker 9 (42:09):
Oh delicious. Nothing pairs with electro like loss, like carbonation
and regrets.
Speaker 8 (42:18):
Okay, Well, I didn't think that I was responsible for
your snacks. I refigured you were an adult, and you know,
maybe that was my bad, like we didn't talk about
it before, but I just don't think that I should be.
I don't know, you could have brought a granola bar
or something.
Speaker 6 (42:39):
Like that, right, Okay, so hold on.
Speaker 9 (42:41):
If I have to pack as the bival kit for
our date, absolutely not. And I'm sorry, but are you
insinuating that I'm a toddler that I need snacks?
Speaker 8 (42:51):
You're not?
Speaker 6 (42:52):
So okay, hold on, because you.
Speaker 9 (42:53):
Were the one that was driving the golf cart around
like it was a power wheel in the driveway, showing off.
Speaker 5 (42:58):
Your shiny shoes to anyone that would look at.
Speaker 9 (43:01):
Blowing kisses. But yeah, cool, I'm the one that needs
taken care of and I'm the one that's a toddler.
Speaker 8 (43:08):
Okay. Well, I mean, you went four hours without having
a snack and now you're throwing a fit.
Speaker 1 (43:13):
I mean, I don't really think I'm drinking.
Speaker 8 (43:18):
Yeah, all I'm saying is when I was driving the
golf cart around, you were whooping and screaming, and you
look like you're having a good time.
Speaker 6 (43:25):
I was whooping and screaming for help.
Speaker 8 (43:28):
Sounds like someone else is a toddler to me. I
don't know.
Speaker 9 (43:33):
That's absolutely unaccessible that you did not properly plan that
date at all. Who goes who goes drinking outdoors in
the sun and doesn't bring any type of food?
Speaker 8 (43:45):
Okay, well, next time, if I were to go golfing
with you, I would be sure to bring some milk
in an app square. Oh that's what you need.
Speaker 9 (43:55):
No, but thank you, but a little bit of advice.
Just make sure to feed your future dates.
Speaker 8 (44:02):
Okay, Well, my future dates will be adults and they'll
bring your on snacks, So thanks to be.
Speaker 9 (44:07):
A bet, and my future dates will be adults who
don't over compensate with their shoes.
Speaker 1 (44:14):
Well, I've asked a question, Kat, would you like to
go on another day with Christian? Will pay for it?
Speaker 9 (44:17):
Yankes, absolutely not. I rather iron my socks. Oh we're
going on a future date with them, and I'd rather
eat apart than go out on the Wow.
Speaker 2 (44:30):
Wow jew Will's first date follow up?
Speaker 1 (44:35):
Be careful scrolling today. It could cost you thousands of
dollars and potential federal prison time. That's a jewel show.
There's a story today making national headlines about a casual
afternoon of one man scrolling on his phone turning into
a sixty thousand dollars disaster and a temporary federal lockdown.
Speaker 6 (44:55):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (44:56):
Also, there's a new study on which states scroll the
most and how that scrolling converts to miles Ooh, what
are the top cities who waste the most time on
their phone? And how did one guy almost end up
in prison and sixty thousand dollars in debt because of
scrolling on his phone. We'll tell you all that right
after this. It's a jubile show. How does scrolling on
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your phone turn into a sixty thousand dollars fine and
a federal lockdown? I'm about to tell you because one
man is making international headlines today because of a crazy
situation that happened when he was innocently scrolling on his phone.
It's out of Cedar rapids, Iowa. Here's a story. What
started as a casual afternoon of scrolling through TikTok turned
(45:36):
into a sixty thousand dollars disaster and a temporary federal
lockdown for one unlucky man. Now. Thirty four year old
Tyler Benchley was reportedly seated in his car on his
lunch break outside of a federal courthouse when he became
engrossed in a TikTok rabbit hole, allegedly unaware that his
phone's front facing camera was reflecting light directly into the
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window of a nearby judge's office.
Speaker 2 (46:01):
Oh oh, okay oh.
Speaker 1 (46:03):
A federal employee noticed that the glint of light looked
to be like a long Sorry they A federal employee
noticed the glint of light coming through the window and
claimed to see what looked like a long cylindrical object
in Tyler's hand. Within minutes, a code gray was called,
evacuating the entire building. Wait, what did they think it
was a gun?
Speaker 6 (46:25):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (46:27):
No, like a long cylindrical object in his hand shining
through to a judge's office. Oh, because that's what he
saw on his phone. No, there was light reflecting off
of his phone into the judge's window. Got it. And
then somebody saw him in the car and thought he
was holding a weapon. Oh, Tyler said, I was literally
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just watching a guy of teaching a goose how to skateboard.
Police arrived to find him fully reclined in his driver's seat,
watching a twelve minute conspiracy theory video about how governments
secretly control the weather. What made the situation worse was
he also had an unopened package and his passenger seat
labeled Doomsday Spice Sampler novelty hot Sauce kit from Etsy
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that you could buy. This guy is not helping himself.
When it has to exit the vehicle, Tyler emerged holding
a half eaten brito and very confused. He was detained
for seven hours and the federal building was locked down.
No charges were filed, but now he's banned from parking
within five hundred feet of any government building while using
TikTok on supervised.
Speaker 3 (47:34):
Okay, be their fault because they thought it was something
that it wasn't. I am so embarrassed. Now they're like, well,
we'll ban him anyway. It's just because he inconvenience stats.
Speaker 1 (47:44):
I think he had TikTok on supervised. So he can
park within five hundred feet if he has somebody supervised
him while he uses TikTok.
Speaker 2 (47:50):
If someone's watching. So wild.
Speaker 1 (47:54):
Also, they released a new survey, a new study on
the states that scroll the most on their phonees measured
in miles. Oh y, so how much you scroll? But
then they converted it to the distance that you would
move through while you're scrolling. Okay, I think Victoria would
go the farthest.
Speaker 9 (48:10):
What is the.
Speaker 1 (48:12):
Number one place? Will tell you in just a second.
But Washington was second with one hundred and eight point
two miles scrolled on their phone. Wally, followed by Kentucky,
which scrolls about one hundred and five miles.
Speaker 4 (48:25):
Can kind of makes sense, But Washington, you'd think people
are out being like Granola, like hiking and doing all
this stuff.
Speaker 1 (48:31):
Like it's beautiful. Don't you want to look at the
mountain on your phone?
Speaker 9 (48:34):
You do?
Speaker 2 (48:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (48:35):
Missouri one hundred and two miles per day. New Mexico
puts about ninety six miles on their phone per day. Oh,
it's insane.
Speaker 2 (48:42):
There's aliens in New Mexico. Well, also all the red
rocks and.
Speaker 3 (48:46):
Like, I mean, all these places have beautiful things to
look at if you just opened your eyes.
Speaker 2 (48:50):
Well not all of them.
Speaker 1 (48:51):
Overall, the average Americans spent six hours and thirty five
minutes per day on their phone, Holy cow, which adds
up to two thousand, four hundred and three hours annually.
Speaker 3 (49:01):
I know when I've been scrolling too long, when I
start to feel nauseous. I don't know if this ever
happens to you, but yeah, if I'm looking at my
screen for too long, I start to get really nauseous,
and that happens and I'm like, oh, I better put
my phone down.
Speaker 1 (49:13):
My finger's hurt and I'm gonna throw up. I think
I went too hard.
Speaker 3 (49:17):
So scrolling where you're feeling nauseous, I think not that long.
My body just has a like whatever you call it,
doesn't like it.
Speaker 1 (49:26):
It says the average person checks their device fifty eight
times per day. I believe that.
Speaker 4 (49:32):
Yeah, I would too, because you're checking, Like, if you
get any kind of ping, especially with notifications on.
Speaker 2 (49:36):
You're gonna check your phone. But does that count? What's
scrolling like that?
Speaker 1 (49:39):
It's just all yeah, that's part of checking your phone. Yeah, which,
ill okay? So that okay. According to their data, the
state that scrolls the farthest is Arizona. People on Arizona
scroll one hundred and fifteen point four miles.
Speaker 3 (49:54):
Wow, what are they looking at? This is gonna sound
really messed up. But I found this new hole that
I I like to go on, So I wonder if
they look at it too. But it's like it's like
rush talk or something like that where all the sororities
like do these really advanced? Like almost like cheers like
dans and yeah, like when I was in college we
did door chance. We didn't have TikTok, So now watching
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this on TikTok, I'll watch it.
Speaker 1 (50:16):
All day long.
Speaker 3 (50:16):
And a lot of the colleges are in Arizona, really,
so I'm wondering if they're all watching them them do flips.
Speaker 1 (50:22):
And like woo. I don't scroll very often on my phone.
I actually rarely scroll. I never scroll, actually, but I
did find one video the other day that got me
for a little while. It was it was this one
dude doing voiceovers of a monkey, and it was a
hilarious grow. I couldn't stop watching it. It was so funny,
like all right, yeah, I get how people get locked
into this. It's time for Nina's what's trending? Does anybody
(50:44):
know what's going on?
Speaker 3 (50:45):
Apparently there's a new countdown on Taylor Swift's website and
it stops at two o'clock Eastern time.
Speaker 1 (50:52):
Why so, what is it? It doesn't say what it's about, it.
Speaker 3 (50:55):
Doesn't say it has no like, there's no real clear anything.
It could be a single announcement be a music video,
is it a documentary? Is it merchandise? Is it a secret?
I just don't know.
Speaker 2 (51:04):
I don't think it's merchandise.
Speaker 4 (51:06):
I think it has to do with like maybe a
music video announcement or engagement.
Speaker 1 (51:13):
Who now Travis Kelsey are getting engaged? That would be
so cute three two one, that would be the best
way to announce it. I don't know. We're gonna have
to wait and see what it is. It could be
so many different things.
Speaker 3 (51:24):
Her album's presale happened over the weekend and there were
four different versions of it.
Speaker 2 (51:28):
Oh you know, different versions are different like colors and stuff.
Speaker 1 (51:32):
Like different colors and oh, okay, yeah, I love this. This
as normal.
Speaker 2 (51:35):
Well it's the same.
Speaker 1 (51:36):
Well yeah, a lot of artists do that. Okay, Well
I think it's cool. I just don't know if that
has anything to do with the announcement too, So we'll
wait and see. Exciting.
Speaker 3 (51:46):
So in South Korea, they have a new way of
managing crime, and this is really interesting because it actually
could be something that works other places, and it's all
about psychology. What they're doing is using life side, life
size holographic police officers to fight crime. They're seeing them
in parks and places that are really busy to remind
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people that there's cameras, people are always watching. And they
said crime rates have dropped. So this police officer that
you see in the hologram is uniformed, he's over five
to seven, he's just got I love. They're very specific
to let everybody know that he's just there, always watching you.
Speaker 1 (52:25):
So he doesn't do anything. He just sits there. It's
a hologram of a cop that just sits there.
Speaker 3 (52:28):
Oh I think he's Yeah, he's just there and I
don't know if it's like threatening or talking to people
or doing anything like that.
Speaker 1 (52:34):
It says he's just there.
Speaker 3 (52:36):
And the psychology says that just having that reminder, people
are less likely to commit crimes.
Speaker 6 (52:42):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (52:43):
Yeah, that's kind of interesting, interesting watching.
Speaker 1 (52:46):
Ay, I would love it. Definitely see that coming to
America for sure.
Speaker 3 (52:53):
We have it as our phones. Oh it's not a
hologram though, like you want to talk in front of you.
Speaker 2 (52:59):
That's true, that's true.
Speaker 1 (53:00):
I can't wait till somebody hacks it though. And now
the cops like doing some weird dances in the park.
You know that's going to happen.
Speaker 3 (53:06):
Yeah, that would actually be really cool. Okay, this story
is interesting. So Marilyn Monroe. Everybody knows who Marilyn Monroe is, right, So,
years and years and years ago when she passed away,
there is this whole there's all different types of conspiracies
about her death, like was it actually her? Was it
she actually she murdered, like all this kind of stuff. Yes,
(53:28):
she's gone, but positive. There's a book that's coming out
by the LA coroner and he was the guy that
did the autopsy, and he's saying that the paperwork wasn't real,
that they didn't do a thorough autopsy on weight, why
not everything started going missing. Well, one of the conspiracies
is that the Kennedy's had something to do with it
because of her affair.
Speaker 2 (53:48):
But then there's still be an actual autopsy.
Speaker 4 (53:51):
Like I feel like as a corner, I would be like, Okay,
I'll create the fake one if you want one, but
I want to do that, but I'm also going to
create a real one so at least I know the truth.
Speaker 1 (54:00):
Yeah, it sounds like you just didn't ask questions. You
just said they had him do a fake autopsy. He
didn't finish it.
Speaker 3 (54:05):
There were just parts of it that weren't done like
he did parts of it, but they're like it wasn't
thorough it wasn't thoroughly and properly performed. So what Yeah,
and anytime he tried to go back in there, he didn't.
So there's new book.
Speaker 1 (54:16):
He's ninety eight years old now, by the way, So
he has this new book where he's telling all and
it's La Corner Death in Hollywood? Interesting?
Speaker 4 (54:25):
Right?
Speaker 2 (54:25):
Is it all about hers? About other people Too's other.
Speaker 3 (54:27):
People too, But the stuff with marily Monroe is really
creepy interesting, I know that's what's trending.
Speaker 1 (54:32):
Way jubles dirty Little Secret? Hello, how are you doing good?
Do you have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 5 (54:41):
Uh? Yeah I do.
Speaker 1 (54:42):
I'm sweet.
Speaker 12 (54:43):
My girlfriend thinks that I have a huge foot fetish.
Speaker 1 (54:47):
Oh your girlfriend thinks you have a foot fetish? Why
would she think that?
Speaker 8 (54:51):
All right?
Speaker 12 (54:52):
So you know, like one day I just complimented on
her toes and she's like, oh, we like.
Speaker 5 (54:58):
These, and then like later.
Speaker 12 (54:59):
She said me a photo of her feet and then
with that was like a twenty dollars request.
Speaker 5 (55:05):
So I was like, okay, yeah, babe, for sure.
Speaker 12 (55:07):
So I sent her to twenty and you know, this
happened again, and then she did it like the next week.
She did it again like twice. So I was like, Yo,
what the hell's going on? Like she keeps sending me
feet picks and asking me for money. I'm like, yeah, yeah,
I'm like, yo, what's going on? And like, you know,
(55:27):
I was not going to like presenter. You know, I'm
a good boyfriend, Like keep compliment her and I'll give
her a twenty dollars.
Speaker 8 (55:32):
This not a big deal.
Speaker 5 (55:33):
But I'm also just like.
Speaker 13 (55:34):
Why am I keep spending twenty dollars on some feet
that I'm.
Speaker 8 (55:36):
Going to see later in the day, Like I'm not
you know.
Speaker 6 (55:40):
I'm not really tripping.
Speaker 12 (55:41):
So I was like, all right, I'm spending some money
that I don't need to spend, So how can I
avoid this and also not get an argument?
Speaker 5 (55:48):
You know, I was like, my friend put me onto
this site called.
Speaker 12 (55:51):
Feet Finder, right right, yeah, you know, it was just
a bunch of feet on there.
Speaker 13 (55:55):
So I start posting her pictures of her feet on
there and getting like thirty thirty five down and.
Speaker 1 (56:05):
So you're buying, you know, I'm paying fee from her
for twenty bucks, and then you're flipping it for thirty
five send dollar.
Speaker 5 (56:11):
I'm making money righty.
Speaker 12 (56:12):
But then like you know, there's one one person on
there just like yo, I'm really really digging this stuff.
Speaker 5 (56:18):
Like what I'm like, all right, cool, I can make
this simple. I don't even got to worry about it.
Speaker 12 (56:23):
I'm like thirty five forty thirty five for you, bro,
every pick is thirty five. There's a practice forty, right,
He's like that he wants like thirty fives.
Speaker 5 (56:32):
He wants a towel.
Speaker 6 (56:32):
I'm like, cool, bro, no problem at CRISP.
Speaker 12 (56:35):
So okay, right, so I'm setting I'm sending them the pigs.
And now I was like getting a little frequent and
he's asking for it like now he said it asking
for like two three times a week, and she said
in it like two times a week.
Speaker 5 (56:46):
But I'm now happy for before I was, I think
he was doing it.
Speaker 8 (56:49):
Now I'm happy.
Speaker 1 (56:50):
She thinks you're asking for money. Wow, I'm not mad
at it, you know, I mean, I'm doing the money.
Speaker 6 (57:00):
The good use is going back to her, you know.
Speaker 12 (57:02):
I'm like even now this is like eight money, you
know what I'm saying, Like I can peg it out wherever,
and it's like, oh that that yours. Basically, he's go ahead,
we have out on the town. But you know the
only problem is she thinks I'm really really in defeat.
Speaker 5 (57:17):
And you know, I'm not like I like her, I'm.
Speaker 1 (57:21):
Not like your new upside, so.
Speaker 5 (57:27):
Lean into it, you know, I'm like, like, why bring
her in on?
Speaker 12 (57:31):
This is this is like a relationship thing where we
now like we're running this together.
Speaker 9 (57:35):
Or I don't know.
Speaker 1 (57:37):
Well either way, thank you for telling us your dirty
little secret. You love. That's kind of genius. Yeah, thank
you for good what's your dirty little secret?
Do you want to make some extra cash and have
a lot of fun. Yeah, it's the Jewble Show. Well,
you're in luck because one man in Australia is making
international headlines from his new side hustle where he makes
about eight thousand dollars per job and it usually only
takes him about ten minutes of work. WHOA what is
his amazing career and why are some people saying he's
(00:20):
the worst person on the planet for it. We'll tell
you what this guy's doing and maybe you could do
it too. Right after this. It's the Jewble Show. How
would you like to make almost ten thousand dollars of
extra money per week doing only about ten minutes of work?
Would love this? It's the Jewel Show. And no, this
isn't some infomercial for how you could become a bajillionaire overnight.
There's one guy in Australia who's making international headlines this
(00:42):
morning because of his new side hustle and it's something
that anybody can do.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Anybody.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Do you have any secrets that you think you'll take
to the grave. Oh, well now you don't have to
all thanks to Australia's Bill Edgar, who's the world's first
coffin confess Sir who Hoffen confessed. Job he has is
for two. He attends people's funerals and reveals personal secrets
(01:09):
to their loved ones for a fee of about eight
thousand dollars. Oh my, He's hired to share final thoughts
that the dying person wants told it there farewell, even
if that means revealing shocking truths. Yes, he says. It
gives the person a chance to speak when they can anymore,
and the service is meant to give closure, but it
also risks complicating grief for others. He says. One of
(01:30):
the most popular things he's asked to do by someone
before they die is to poke their body with a pen.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Oh, that's a thing that's so common, to make sure
they're dead.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Yes, I have no idea, but here are some of
the things that he's had to share at funerals. It's
pretty ridiculous, some of the things that people wanted him
to do. At one man's funeral, he had to share
this with everyone, Margaret, he loved you dearly. But those
castle roles, he was feeding them to the neighbor's cat. Also,
(02:01):
the church's potlucks, the lasagna is stove first, so the
auditor to the whole church too.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
I mean, isn't that kind of funny, That's like kind
of cute, Like I want my babe to know that
I still find this hilarious even though I'm gone, Like,
why do you.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Think he's the worst person in the world, Like, it's
just somebody who's dying with And we're talking about a
guy in Australia who's making almost eight thousand dollars a
week for a side hustle by being what's called a
coffin confessor. He goes to funerals and shares secrets that
the person who has passed away wants to be told
at their funeral. Another one that he had was from
(02:37):
a guy at his funeral. He wanted to share the
truth about his tattoo. Oh. For seventeen years, everybody assumed
that the guy had live laugh love uh oh in
cursive on his back, But it was blurry tattoo, it
turns out, and he had to share this with everybody
at the funeral. The tattoo said live laugh lube. He
(03:00):
got it during his bachelor party from a drunk stripper
and nobody. This sounds like a fun.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Doesn't it sound like it would be pretty fun. I
also feel like it'd be really easy to scam people.
He'd be like, where's uncle George?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Found him? Well? And then you could just make something up.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
You started drama from the grave.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
You can't verify it. They're dead. Another person asked him
to share something at his wedding. Another man let his
wife know some shocking news that they ended up canceling
their first wedding because he had a torn acl right
the guy that passed away, But at the funeral he
had to reveal that the husband faked the torn acl
(03:41):
for the first wedding because he wasn't sure he wanted
to marry her. That's a terrible face. But he did
go through with it after all, and he added that
he's glad he went through with it.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Honestly, this is perfect because if you can't get everything
off your chest, you just do it when you're dead.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
And then that would be dope because you can mess
with so many people after you're gone. All through this
guy who's making eight grand every single time he does this.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Would you want to know that? Though, yeah, I don't care.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
I'm dead. We're talking about a guy in Australia who's
a the world's first coffin confessor. He charges about eight
grand to talk to a person before they pass away,
and then goes to the funeral and shares the things
that he wanted that they wanted him to share. Another
woman who had ten children had this guy list in
order from ten to one her favorite kids. Yeah, she
(04:33):
also had reasons. Why you know, they say nobody's your
favorite's like, no, I'll tell you, guys exactly who was
my favorite kid? Oh my gosh, doesn't the will just
usually tell you.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
That no want I want this to happen, but I
also want you more like a roast, and I want
this man to bring I want this man to rose
me at my funeral.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Just for the laugh. Another person wanted this guy to
let his brother know at the funeral that he had
seen his search history. Oh then he had to proceed
and show everybody the weird things that the guy's brother
was searching on the internet at the funeral. I'm gonna
get you one last time, suck up. Yeah, And another
(05:12):
woman had him share this with her family at her funeral.
To my family, it was never the router. You weren't hacked.
I changed the password once a week, just so I
could watch you all freak out.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
It's another jubile phone frame the twenties.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Hello, are you ready to get the deer?
Speaker 5 (05:38):
What?
Speaker 6 (05:40):
I'm sorry what I said?
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Are you ready to get the deer?
Speaker 7 (05:43):
Or what?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Yeah? Nicole was up. My name is DONC and I'm
calling from fitness. How are you today?
Speaker 6 (05:55):
I'm good, and I'm sorry. Your name is what?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Well, my full name is Paul Donk, but everybody just
calls me Donk. I'm sure you see me around here.
Speaker 6 (06:04):
Oh okay, yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
You've probably seen me a few times, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 6 (06:08):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Why are you calling so like we haven't met a
fish yet, you know, like Soup's excited to be giving
you the D.
Speaker 6 (06:18):
I'm sorry, stop saying that. What are you talking about?
Speaker 8 (06:20):
What is the D?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
You don't know what the D is? Well, because you're
about to find out, because like I'm going to be
giving you the D big time.
Speaker 6 (06:30):
I only even think you should be calling a workout
program the D. Like what hell is that?
Speaker 1 (06:35):
I've given so many people that come to this gym
the D and they've.
Speaker 6 (06:38):
Never Oh my god, stop saying the D. I don't
know what that is.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Well, let's talk about like your fitness goals or whatever,
just so I can be read.
Speaker 6 (06:47):
I want to talk my fitness schools to you. I
don't know who you are. I've never met you. I
want to work.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Out with that, Okay, Like, so I don't want to
be read and correct. You own something, but like we
just met, you know, like when I.
Speaker 6 (06:57):
Called exactly being rude, you're calling me and talking about
the D. It sounds so gross.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Well we're talking about I'm excited to give you the D.
Speaker 6 (07:08):
Oh my god. Do you hear yourself? Stop saying the
D and I want to hear about the D.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Okay, but that's like my patented well Pottent pending. Like
I don't know if you know much about patents and stuff,
you know, but like I've been doing some looking.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
You argue.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
So like I was on CHAGPT the other day and
I was like, I want to POT in my workout program,
Like how do I do that? So I gotta do
some legal stuff. Say, I want to say Pottent pending
workout program specifically designed by donk call to giving him
the D. And by the time we're done, like all
your finness goals are going to be met and you'll
(07:47):
be like rushing out ever's happening.
Speaker 6 (07:50):
No, this is not something I signed up for. The
D doesn't sound something like I you look at me
saying it. Stop saying it. No one told me that
I was switching trainers and I have something. I have
an appointment tonight.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Yeah, you have an appointment this evening. And that's why
I wanted to get on the phone with you right
away and let you know that Brett, like I'll knew
what happened. He just came in and he like he laughed,
like he quit or whatever. But it doesn't really matter
because like he's kind of a chomp anyway.
Speaker 6 (08:14):
No, it does matter. It does matter because I want
to work out with but I don't want to work
out with you. I don't know who you are. And
this program you're talking about sounds crazy. Well, it's like
this the D. The D can be as hardcore as
you want it to be. You know, I do not
want it to be hardcore. I don't want to talk
about this anymore. This is ridiculous. I want to know
(08:34):
what you're a manager.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Yeah, I'm calling to see what your fitness goals are
because donc needs to know like what program of I
don't need to know anything.
Speaker 6 (08:42):
I don't know who you are.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Are you looking for more of like a panther pomp
or like a Viking steam.
Speaker 6 (08:51):
Or a little cobraz Those those sounds crazy.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Those are some of my patented workout programs. So panther
pomps the goal is to pomp you up until you
move like a jungle cat.
Speaker 6 (09:02):
You know, like, no crazy talk. I don't want any
of that. I want to talk to Brett. I want
to talk to a manager.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
He's feel like maybe you might be more fitted for
Donk's Cobra Sizzle program. That's where your apps.
Speaker 6 (09:18):
You've got to be your rep.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 6 (09:21):
Cancel my membership. This is crazy. I did not sign up.
Like this is insane.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
I think Donk gets it, you know, because this happens
a lot.
Speaker 6 (09:29):
You do not get it. You are not listen to me.
You're worried.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Is that like you're gonna find me attractive or whatever?
Speaker 6 (09:37):
Oh my god, no, there's no way.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Hey, Nicole, this is actually Gibbil from the Jibbil Show
doing a phone brank on you and your boyfriend. Sets
you up.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Oh my god, you're it's a joke.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
God, he said that you just started training at the
gym and he wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 5 (09:57):
Oh my god.
Speaker 6 (09:58):
I should have known it was a because after you
said the d Oh my god, wake.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Up every morning with jubile phone Franks.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
It's time for Nina's what's trending.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
The Cambridge Dictionary went ahead and added some new words,
just in case you need to know all of the definitions.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Skibbity is officially the dictionary.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Finally, I know you've really been waiting for it, And
delulu has also officially been added.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Boy, but that's not a word. It's just a you
just that's it is.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
A word that was officially a word.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
No, No, that's not a word. It's just a shortened
version of a word.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
Okay, but the Cambridge Dictionary is recognizing it as its
own word.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
But it's not a real word. It literally is just
the short I had. There's a word for it. You're
way is the word delusion.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
Delulu ages the short burden of delusion.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Does anybody find it weird that she decided to stick
with Delulu and pass over skibbity, which is not.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Even English all that was not even registered.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Lily skibbety's its own thing, right, It's not a shortened
version of a word that already exists. I'm with you
on that one.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
No way, delulu is just the shortened version of delusion.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
No, but it's not its.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Own work with a positive spin to it, though. The
lulu is like a state of being like.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
La la la, that's delusion.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Also, Well, if you want to think about it, you're
the one that's delulu more than half the time. Anyway,
you embrace this word.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
So now you're madal.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
I am fine with I am not You're not delulu,
You're full on delusional. Yeah, gotcha. I don't want anymore.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
I just want to make sure that we recorded that
moment when she said I am delusional to half freez,
I can't argue with yourself future Victoria.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Ag is delusional for this.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
I'm so mad about her.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
That's so annoying.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Tradwife, red Flag, and workwife have also been added. The
hair on your head may be the key to stronger teeth.
Science has been doing some work and is found that
keratin is a big new not new, but it is
a big thing that can be helpful with your teeth.
So they've been actually studying hair and how they can
put it into toothpaste and to make your teeth stronger.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
I brush my teeth with hair every day. So you're
already had at the game. Yeah, yeah, I just see
it feels good. That's put some hair on the tooth brush.
This is really gross.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Have you ever used your hair as like a flask before?
Speaker 9 (12:33):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Not long enough? Okay, Just wonder.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
Why sometimes when you don't have anything else, like, you
just it's not a normal thing.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
It's not something you do all the time. It's just
in case of emergencies. But that's what strending. It's time
to catch a Cheater. Only on the Jubile Show, Danielle
is on the phone today for to Catch a Cheater
and she thinks that her boyfriend of two years named
Ryan might be messing around. So we'll see if we
can help her out. Hopefully he's not. But Danielle, what's
going on? Why do you think Ryan's cheating?
Speaker 6 (13:02):
So?
Speaker 5 (13:03):
I think he's cheating because it's just something feels off,
And there are moments where we're spending time together and
he'll be on his phone and he makes it so
I can't see the screen. There are times where he
will leave the room to take phone calls, and that's
(13:27):
so suspicious to me. And he's also I noticed that
he's dressing nicer when he goes to hang out with
his friends, which is very unlike him. It's just these
little things that are making it feel off. And we've
been together for two years, so I like to think
I know him well.
Speaker 9 (13:45):
MM.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Is he treating you any differently?
Speaker 5 (13:48):
I would say he's a bit more guarded. I don't
feel like he's being as open with me.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Have you asked him about it?
Speaker 5 (13:58):
I mean, like I'll jokingly be like, what are you hiding?
But I think since my tone isn't serious, that he's
not taking me seriously. And I think it's truly just
the fear of like confronting the truth.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Have you ever thought that he might be cheating before?
Speaker 5 (14:12):
I mean no, not until I was given these behavioral signs.
Speaker 8 (14:17):
No.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Is there anybody that you're worried about? Like are his
friends sketchy that you feel kind of uneasy about? Or
is there somebody that's kind of been circling like circling.
Speaker 5 (14:27):
I never thought that his friends were sketchy, but his
friends are like mixed men and women. So I now
I'm starting to think that like some of the women
in his friend group, like they could be he could
be cheating on me with them. And do you know them,
I mean, i've met them, I don't I don't necessarily
like hang out with them when when he goes to
(14:48):
hang out with them, but I do know them, and
not very well, but I know.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Okay, there was a moment where we were hanging out.
Speaker 5 (14:56):
In his living room, We're watching TV, and I noticed
that someone was calling him and he ignored it and
he just put the phone back down. And then the
number called again and he ignored it again, and then
the person texted him, or at least I think it
was that same person, because his phone lit up and
(15:20):
at that point that's when he left the room. So
that's like one instance of him leaving the room to
go make a phone call or be on the phone
or whatever. I'm assuming that he doesn't want me to
see what's on his phone screen and.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
He doesn't tell you, like who is talking to He
just leaves the room, gets on the phone and doesn't
tell you.
Speaker 5 (15:38):
Yeah, And I think he's taking advantage of me not questioning.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Him, why didn't you question it?
Speaker 5 (15:44):
Though? As much as I want to know the truth,
I think that I'm scared of what it is. Yeah,
I haven't wanted to like confront it head on like that.
That's why I said, like, I'll make jokes about it,
like I'd be like, what are you hiding?
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Okay, well, you already told us what a grocery store
he's a rewards card member at. So we'll do the usual.
We'll play a song come back, and then call him
and pretend to be from the grocery store and say
that he's this month's a lucky winner of free flowers
delivered from our Florida department, and we'll see if he
sends thus see you or to somebody else. Okay, okay,
all right, we'll get your to catch theeter next right
(16:21):
in the middle of to catch a teeter if you're
just joining us at Danielle is on the phone and
she thinks that her boyfriend of two years named Ryan
might be messing around. So in a second, we're going
to call him and pretend to be from the grocery
store that he's a rewards member at and say that
every single month, we choose one Lucky Rewards member who
gets free flowers delivered from our Florida department, and we'll
see if he sends thous to his girlfriend Danielle or
to somebody else. Before we do that, though, Danielle, why
(16:42):
don't you break down your situation again for us one
more time.
Speaker 5 (16:45):
So me and my boyfriend Ryan have been together for
two years. We're talking about moving in together, but lately
he's been acting weird. He's been dressing nicer than usual,
leaving the room to make phone calls, hiding his phone
when he's texting when he's around me, and just generally
suspicious behavior.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
All right, are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 5 (17:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 8 (17:20):
Hello, Hi, this.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Is Corble calling from I was looking for a Rewards
card member named Ryan.
Speaker 5 (17:27):
H Yeah, this is Ryan.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Ryan, Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing
phone call. I'm actually calling with a big congratulations. Here
this month's winner.
Speaker 5 (17:34):
Pray you really?
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (17:36):
Oh cool? What what's going on? What do I get?
Speaker 8 (17:40):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Well, maybe maybe you didn't know this, but every single month,
we choose one Lucky Rewards Card member who gets free
flowers delivered from our Florida department. So you've won thirty
six long stim red roses, a box of candy or chocolates,
and a card to be delivered to anybody that you
want with in the fifty United States. Absolutely free, okay.
Speaker 10 (17:55):
And I don't have to give you any information, any credit.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Card, Absolutely no purchase necessary at all, and you'll get
confirmation that this is all free.
Speaker 5 (18:03):
No sweet. Well, thanks, guys.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
What I will need from you first will be the
first and last name of the person, and then if
you want to put anything on a card, and then
we'll get the address and then we'll be good to go.
Oh they sure, okay, great, So whenever you're ready, I'll
take the name down first, like I said, I'd like.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
To send the flowers to Gianna.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Okay, got that, And then anything you want to put
on a card.
Speaker 10 (18:30):
Yeah, like you mean like a note? Yeah yeah yeah.
Thanks for keeping this between us, I owe.
Speaker 5 (18:37):
You the big time.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Great gout that down. And the last thing I need
to do is let you know that this is actually
a radio show. It's called the Jewbel Show.
Speaker 9 (18:46):
Hi.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
I'm Nina, Hi I'm Victoria, and.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
My name is Jewbel. And we do a segment on
the show called to Catch a cheater. Where if you
think your significant other might be messing around, you see
who they send flowers to, and your girlfriend of two
years Danielle is actually on the phone.
Speaker 5 (18:59):
What the what? Ryan? Who is Sana?
Speaker 6 (19:04):
Who's Nanna?
Speaker 5 (19:06):
She's my coworker? And why are you going on between
you two? What do you owe her? Are you concuding me?
Why is she the first person you think of to
send flowers to? Oh my god, this is this is
extra even for you. If you have to like give
me to a radio station. You couldn't just ask me?
(19:26):
Is serious? Answer the question? Answer the question? Who is Jianna?
She's my coworker? And what is going on? Why are
you sending her flowers with secret notes? And this is
between you? The list?
Speaker 10 (19:38):
No, Look, look, if you wanted to confront me, you
could have confronted me. If you want to ask, you
could ask me. But to like make it a public
thing and pull other people into this, which is ridiculous, Like.
Speaker 5 (19:46):
You're usually paranoid, but this is like taking it like
a little too extreme.
Speaker 11 (19:51):
You think that I'm usually paranoid. I don't confront you
about things. I'm not on your all the time. You've
been behaving weird. You've been leaving the room when you
make phone calls, You've been hiding your phone.
Speaker 5 (20:03):
I've not been hiding my phone. Not answering my question. No, no,
I am answering your question.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Not really.
Speaker 11 (20:12):
And why are you sending her flowers and keeping my coworker.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Well, why are you sending your coworker flowers and saying, well,
we'll keep it a secret.
Speaker 5 (20:21):
Look, look, man, looks blue. Look man, I don't know
who you are probably getting fall from this kind of.
Speaker 10 (20:30):
Drama, drama to someone who who doesn't deserve it. Look,
Gianna is my coworker, and she saved my representation. Okay,
why don't I forgot No? No, no, oh god, I
forgot a huge component for our project that we had together.
But luckily she saved my because she already worked it
(20:51):
out and I was able to get it in time
for the presentation. So I was going to look really
bad and for my.
Speaker 5 (20:56):
Bosses if she didn't save me, and she kept it
between us. So that's my line. Senders flowers.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
So flowers feels like an appropriate gift for a co worker.
Speaker 10 (21:04):
It's not like I went out and wanted to buy flowers.
Often brief flowers so like, oh, this is cool, just
a great opportunity to just.
Speaker 6 (21:12):
Get it to take away.
Speaker 5 (21:15):
It still doesn't take away the fact that she was
the first person you thought of when you were offered
that opportunity.
Speaker 10 (21:21):
Well, I would go buy you flowers, but I want
to do something nice for her because.
Speaker 11 (21:25):
Yeah, yeah, herd being would you haven't bought me flowers.
Speaker 5 (21:30):
You're not going to buy me flowers. You didn't buy
you flowers. That's so not true.
Speaker 10 (21:35):
I bought you flowers a couple of months ago for you.
Speaker 5 (21:37):
Oh wow, that's ridiculous. Well what about this plant that
I bought you three weeks in the kitchen? You Bryan
ended up were you? You end up killing? So don't
post on me.
Speaker 11 (21:49):
Wow, you honestly think a mint plant is comparative to
flowers for your co worker.
Speaker 5 (21:57):
It's better than flowers. Don't be ridiculous.
Speaker 10 (22:00):
It's a live thing that gives continues to get like, well, okay,
this is this is going off.
Speaker 5 (22:05):
In a winter. You haven't even said you're not cheating.
Speaker 11 (22:09):
You've just been going around in circles blaming me for
how I'm reacting.
Speaker 10 (22:15):
I have told you I'm not cheating. I said she's
my coworker. Let me ask her if I am cheating
with her, and yeah, get back to you on that.
And you don't believe me, but.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Ask her what do you mean?
Speaker 5 (22:27):
Well, Aft, we'll ask Gianna right, because she's not.
Speaker 10 (22:29):
She's not the only one. She's the only one does
not here. They can't speak up for herself because I've
been speaking up for myself and you freaking clowns.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
You want us to call her, No, I don't want
you to call her.
Speaker 5 (22:41):
What are you giving me?
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Well, then, how can she speak up?
Speaker 10 (22:45):
Your clown show drama off? Look, Uh, I'm kind of
done talking about it with these clowns on the radio.
But this show is ridiculous, is exploited, Danel, Do you
want to talk to me in person, like like a
real partner, like the real wife does that.
Speaker 5 (23:02):
You can talk to me about this in person.
Speaker 10 (23:04):
But I'm not cheating on you and you guys, look,
you're ridiculous praying on people's insecurities.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
You know, Okay, there's that. That's one way to deal
with it. He's a young up, Danielle. Do you think
that he is cheating or do you think he's just
very upset that you did this on the radio.
Speaker 5 (23:22):
I think he's a jack and I so, I don't.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Know that he's cheating, but I am very disappointed every
time these people don't have any bit of like empathy
for the person that they.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
Love to be like, I'm so sorry I made you
feel this way.
Speaker 5 (23:36):
Yeah, he basically just made me seem like a crazy.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Yeah, I'm sorry. Well, good luck in your conversation later.
I mean, you might want to take that into account,
the way he reacted, but stay shue to how you feel.
Speaker 5 (23:48):
Now. I've learned my lesson that just to confront it
in the moment when I feel these things, rather than yeah,
like a mint.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
The whole shows to catch a cheater.
Speaker 7 (24:02):
What you just said is one of the most insanely
idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in
your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything
that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this
room is now dumber for having listened to it. I
award you no points, and may God have mercy on
(24:24):
your soul.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game. You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramires in a game
of trivia of our tickets to see Wheezer, Janelle Money,
and a bunch of others at the bumber Shooting Music Festival.
So call now if you want to play eight eight
eight three four three one oh six one eight eight
eight three four three one oh six one. You can
(24:45):
also dm us at the Jubil Show or go to
the Jubilshow dot com if you think you have what
it takes to top Victoria? Are you so streaking? Yeah,
you're on streak right now.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
I am. That threw me off. I'm thinking of jokes.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Yeah, I am. What are the jokes you were thinking of?
Speaker 2 (25:06):
What they were?
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Just just some stuff.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
They're more a top heavy.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
All right, if you want to play, we'll play you
vers Victoria right after this. It's the Jubile Show.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
What am I some sort of a mentally challenged Aaron? No,
not even I didn't say that.
Speaker 5 (25:25):
It was like, why am I even listening to you?
Speaker 6 (25:27):
To begin with?
Speaker 2 (25:28):
You're a virgin who can't drive.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez. T Win tickets
to see Weezer, Janelle Monet, and a bunch more at
the Bummershoe Music festival, and let's be today's contestant for
you Verus Victoria Blake. What's up, Blake?
Speaker 8 (25:48):
Hey, good morning.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
How are you guys great? How are you? Thank you? Blake?
So far, so good.
Speaker 5 (25:54):
I'm excited and it's good to finally talk.
Speaker 8 (25:55):
To you all.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
It's good to talk to you, Blake. I woke up
this morning hoping I would talk to Blake. Oh now
it's happening. So he just goes to show you believe it.
You can achieve it. That's so true, can do anything you, Blake.
You're ready to take on, Victoria.
Speaker 8 (26:09):
I sure am.
Speaker 5 (26:10):
I got my coffee in me.
Speaker 8 (26:12):
I'm ready to go.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Ooh kind of coffee you got?
Speaker 8 (26:15):
I just got to Americano I made at home. Nothing fancy,
but it does the job.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Island, you can.
Speaker 4 (26:20):
Get an Americano when you don't want cold brew, at
least like a restaurant doesn't have cold brew, they'll usually
give you an Americano.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
They're pretty good hounds speaking.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Yeah, Victoria, she's speaking really quickly, So we're gonna send
her out of the studio so she can do some
jumping jacks or whatever to burn out some of that
extra energy. And here we go. While she's leaving, Blake.
Here's how the game is played. You have thirty seconds
answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,
just say pass, and Victoria has to beat you outright
to win. Okay, sounds good?
Speaker 8 (26:50):
All right?
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Are you ready?
Speaker 5 (26:52):
Let's do it?
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Here we go, Blake. Your time starts now. Where on
the human body are the most sweat glands?
Speaker 8 (27:01):
Aren't it?
Speaker 1 (27:02):
In?
Speaker 3 (27:02):
Mean girls? Katie moves to Illinois from which continent? Who
was the first Disney princess with a tattoo?
Speaker 6 (27:12):
Ooh uh?
Speaker 8 (27:14):
Snow white?
Speaker 3 (27:15):
In risky Business? What song did Tom Cruise lip sync
in his underwear?
Speaker 8 (27:21):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (27:21):
My gosh, Oh my gosh, this is harder life?
Speaker 1 (27:25):
What are the three states of matter?
Speaker 6 (27:29):
Liquid, gas, dolid?
Speaker 1 (27:31):
All right, got that. We'll bring Victoria back into the studio.
And while she's getting settled and putting her headphones on
and stuff, here's a question for you, Blake. If your
belly button was an actual button, what would it do
when you pressed it?
Speaker 5 (27:47):
It would fast forward?
Speaker 8 (27:50):
Make time in the bathroom, go buy a little quicker.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
That's a good Oh, that's a good answer. Also, I
wish minded that too. Can it be anywhere or just
the bathroom.
Speaker 9 (27:58):
Wow.
Speaker 10 (28:01):
Uh you know, I was thinking just the bathroom because
I need all help I can get, but I'll take anywhere, all.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Right, Victoria. If your belly button was an actual button,
what would it do when you pressed it?
Speaker 5 (28:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (28:11):
I was just thinking mine would be like ding like
little now would.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Be kind of fun. All right, Here we go thirty
seconds hands there as many questions as possible. If you
don't know one, just say pass and you have to
beat Blake outright to wind? What's that?
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Just kidding? It would play my Spotify like or something
like me my music.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
It would play my music, okay, okay out of your mouth,
uh no.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
In my head like that way. I don't put my
headphones on.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
It would just play music. Okay, it'd be kind of fun.
It would be kind of it'd be nice. I don't
have to reach for anything else, you just pressure button.
Speaker 8 (28:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (28:43):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
But then if you were listening to music at the
gym or something, if you're digging in your belly button
the whole time, switching tracks, and that's kind of weird. Anyway,
here we go, Blake, you can tell Victoria when to go. Wow,
that's a journey.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
Ready, go where on the human body are the most
white glands your belly button. In Mean Girls, Katie moves
to Illinois from Witch Continent. Oh oh, uh Africa. Who
is the first Disney princess with a tattoo?
Speaker 9 (29:12):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Oh, yikes, I don't pass I don't know.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
In Risky Business, what song did Tom Cruise lip sync
too in his underwear?
Speaker 2 (29:21):
And the Disney princes of tattoos?
Speaker 1 (29:26):
Oh, I have passed.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
No, whoa damn. Not many questions in but let's send
it over to the scoreboard and see how you guys
did with our scoreboard. Our social media producer.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
Gabby, Congratulations, Victoria, you got one correct, but so did Blake.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Blake. That means you win. Congratulations, you did it. You
stop Victoria's streak.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Hush darn it.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Also, you got bumber shoot tickets. Congratulations. Let's get the
answer now with Nina.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
The human body's sweatiest lands are on the palms of
the hands and soles of the feet and a mean Girl.
Katie moves to Illinois from Africa. Yeah, yeah, the first
Disney princess with the tattoo was Pocahontas. In the movie
Risky Business, Tom Cruise was lip syncing in his underwear
to old time rock and roll, and the three states
of matter are solid, liquid, and gas.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
I knew that one.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
You didn't get there.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
I'm blaming Jubil this one, as.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Long as it's not me. Thank you very much for playing.
Speaker 8 (30:23):
Appreciate you guys my entire day, probably whole week.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Oh sweet, I have a good one, man. Thank you
very much. We play you verse Victoria the same time
every single weekday morning. Remember, if you want to play Victoria,
all I have to do is DMUs at the Juble
Show or go to the jubilshow dot com. It's time
for Nina's what's trending?
Speaker 3 (30:38):
Well, Pete's got beef with Mario Kart Mario cart Now. Yeah,
Mario Kart is their latest target because of one of
the characters, mmoo cow. He has a nose ring, and
Peter believes that it's animal abuse to sign an animal.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
Abuse, but next you put a nose ring on a cow.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
Nintendo hasn't responded yet. They hit a Nintendo and said,
we heard HGRD like heard of cows. We heard there's
a new star in Mario cart World.
Speaker 6 (31:07):
Cow.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
She's already winning hearts everywhere, including ours, but the brass
ring in her nose. Would you please show empathy and
remove the nose ring?
Speaker 4 (31:14):
My gosh, hey, mumu is a teenager going through some.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
Yeah, Apparently the symbol of a nose ring on a cow,
like in real life, is like weaning young cattle to
discourage like being on their mama, and so it's a
way to control them, apparently, And so Peter's like, don't
do that.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
But it's not a real cow.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
You know, I don't love the nose ring on the cow.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
People would take Peter seriously if they focused on real issues.
I know, I know, I don't know if they realize
how much of a joke they are, which is.
Speaker 3 (31:50):
Just because I mean, yeah, like, nobody wants animals to
be treated cruelly, but like what, it's.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
A video game.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
It's a video game.
Speaker 3 (31:58):
At the end of the day, Nintendo has yet to respond.
We'll see what happens there. There's a new theory out
there that Taylor Swift will be playing this year's halftime
show at the Super Bowl. And the reason why this
theory is in place is because of Sourdough. Wait what
so on that podcast it was two hours and some change,
(32:20):
little nuggets keep coming out and people believe this is
one of her Easter eggs because the halftime show or
I'm sorry, the super Bowl is going to be in
San Francisco where the forty nine ers play, and so
Sourdough Sam is the mascot for the forty nine ers,
and because Taylor Swift said that she's obsessed with sourdough
and that's what she talks about sixty percent of the time,
(32:42):
everybody came all the way back to she just told
us that she's performing at halftime.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 4 (32:47):
There are a lot of Easter eggs that go way
over my head, but some people are able to really
pick them out, and this sounds like it could be one.
But we have a coworker who I talked to before
the podcast and she called it that Taylor ship was
before me at the halftime, so before the podcast came out,
and I'm gonna be very impressed if she actually.
Speaker 3 (33:06):
Does does I mean I think she should. I think
that would be amazing. It wouldn't surprise me. I'm surprised
she hasn't already. Honestly, yeah, I feel like she just
was like, I don't need to Oh, but maybe, like,
especially if the chiefs are in it and she's gonna
be like, oh, then Travis comes out from taking a
break and is like, watch me dance with my baby. No,
(33:28):
I just really saw that play out in my head.
But we'll see if the sour dough was intentional or
if she just really loves.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Sourdough that much. But now taylorstif can't say anything without
her friend's sake. She's dropping some sort of easter egg
because she usually is.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
That's why.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Yeah, it just sits there and decode her.
Speaker 3 (33:43):
It's like you can't take her for face value because
everything means something oh, which is cool, but also like whoa.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
Also like uh, yikes, I know that's.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
Like exhaucing for Travis Kelcey. Man, you have to wonder
sometimes if your partner's being passive aggressive. You know, you're
just like, dude, everything she says, you're like, what did
that mean? What do you mean by that?
Speaker 3 (34:04):
I told you I love sour though, don't you get it?
Speaker 2 (34:08):
Which also means I'm for me a super Bowl? Hey,
you know it?
Speaker 1 (34:13):
That's what's strender.
Speaker 11 (34:14):
First Date follow Up powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys
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Speaker 1 (34:21):
Christian is on the phone today for a first date
follow up, and he's getting ghosted by a woman named
Kat So in a few minutes, we're gonna call her
and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting and
maybe get him a second date. But first, Christian, how
long has it been since you heard from Cat? A
little while?
Speaker 9 (34:39):
Like?
Speaker 8 (34:40):
Super confused? Di and I we uh, So, I like
playing golf. So that was our first date play golf,
And I mean I I thought the date was cool.
I thought it was fun. We had gone and we
played eighteen holes. I guess that's what we had talked
(35:06):
about before. So I thought it was good. Even got
us like one of those little golf cards too, so
we didn't have to walk everywhere. And she was laughing,
you know, drinking a little bit and looked great in
her golf clothes, by the way. So we made up
some good you know, some dances, swing dances. Every time
(35:26):
one of us made a good shot, we would have
this whole dance that we would do and that was cool. Yeah,
it was like we were in our own little world,
just annoying everyone that was behind us playing. And I
had texted her probably like the next day, and I
was just like, you crosh that part, you know, I
(35:48):
can't wait to dance in the green with you again,
like that's her thing, and all she did just thumbs
it up. Yeah, just super passive aggress That was ghost mode.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
Well, what could have happened? That's kind of weird.
Speaker 8 (36:07):
I don't know, Like thinking about it, I I think
I might know why, but I'm just kind of kicking
myself for it because at the time, you know, I
thought it was I thought it was impressive. And I
wore these limited edition Jordan golf shoes and I might
(36:28):
have brought them up, but you know a few times
for four or five times, I mean they're They're stick and.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
I'm looking these up at Jordan's.
Speaker 8 (36:36):
Yeah, I was blowing kisses to him. I was reminding
everyone that they were limited edition. But I was meaning
it to be funny, you know, like, look, I'm good
because of my shoes without them on trash. Sure, you
know I was. I was more annoying than endearing. And
(36:56):
then we were supposed to go to dinner after the
Padolf day, but Kat decided to call it a day
after the eighteenth hole, and.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
Maybe she just got tired, and maybe she didn't want
to play golf again, you know, like because that was
a long time and when you text her, I can't
wait to get back on the green. Maybe she's just
like that was too long, right, I don't know, because
these shoes look pretty coomy.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
Really well, I've never seen Jordan before.
Speaker 8 (37:27):
She had you know, like I said, we didn't really
eat or anything, but like she had some drinks and
she seemed to be okay.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
But maybe she got like sick from not eating and
all the drinking. So maybe you're in the clear.
Speaker 8 (37:43):
I don't know, but I just thought we really hit
it off, and it was kind of disappointing when I
just got the thumbs up because we had just spent
all that time together golfing, and then that's all I got,
you know.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
Yeah, all right, well, well we'll see what we can
figure it out for. You will play a song, come back,
and then call her and see if she'll tell us
why she's ghosting you and maybe get you another date. Okay, cool,
All right, we'll get your first day follow up next
if you're just joining us for today's first date follow up.
Christian is on the phone and he's getting ghosted by
(38:17):
a woman named Kat. So we're about to call her
and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him
and maybe get him a second date. But before we
do that, Christian, why don't you break down your date
again for us?
Speaker 8 (38:28):
Yeah? So Kat and I went out on that date.
We played golf because we're both into that, and there
was an eighteen holer and everything was going good. We
were laughing, drinking, and I think something must have happened.
You're on the date. I think maybe because I had
(38:50):
been kind of drawing attention to my new limited edition
shoes and I don't know if that was a turnoff.
Maybe is annoying. I don't know how to think though.
And then I just got to thumbs up on a check.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
All right, Well, you're ready for us to see if
we can figure out what that thumbs up is all about.
Speaker 8 (39:12):
A little nervously, Yeah, let's let's do it.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
All right, here we go. Hello, Hi, man, I speak
to Cat. Please.
Speaker 8 (39:31):
This is she?
Speaker 1 (39:32):
Hi Kat? How are you? This is a radio show.
It's called the Jebile Show. Hi. I'm Nina. Hi, I'm
Victoria and my name is Jubell. How are you. I'm good, sweet,
have you ever listened to the show before? I?
Speaker 5 (39:45):
Yeah, but I'm a little confused.
Speaker 1 (39:48):
Oh well then maybe I can clear that up for you. No,
we're calling you today because we do a segment on
the show called the First Date follow Up. That's where
if you go out on a date with somebody and
ghost them, they can email us to you on the
phone and ask why you're ghosting. And we got an
email about you from somebody.
Speaker 5 (40:07):
Is this about Christian?
Speaker 1 (40:09):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (40:09):
It is.
Speaker 1 (40:10):
Christian said all you did since his date was give
him a big sums up and that's it on your text.
Speaker 9 (40:18):
Well, his suit is hilarious.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
How do you think it's funny? What happened?
Speaker 9 (40:25):
Well? So, okay, he took me on a four hour
outdoor date in the sun with no snacks. It was
just vibes and we were living off of vibes and
golf balls and I was basically two tequila selters deep
by Whole six and I nearly ate one of those dibbits.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
Did you tell me you're hungry?
Speaker 1 (40:51):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (40:52):
I told him I needed food twice and he goes,
we'll eat after golf takes focus and I was like, bro,
I'm not Tiger Woods. I'm hungry, And then I'm like,
what kind of man thinks that four hours of day
drinking doesn't require snacks? But to give him the benefit
of the doubt, he actually tried to take me to
(41:14):
dinner after playing golf, But honestly, I was just ready
to punch him in the face and eat a burrito.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
Oh, I mean I needed to get.
Speaker 6 (41:24):
Out of there.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
So that's that's it, because you were angry.
Speaker 6 (41:29):
Yeah, I was starving.
Speaker 1 (41:32):
I mean it's fair, all right. Well, hey, thank you
for telling us. Why are you ghosting him? Christian is
actually on the phone by the way, listening and wants
to talk to you.
Speaker 9 (41:39):
Wait, you're told you about the snacks, Christian, it was
about the complete absence of snacks. I was borderline barrel
by whole twelve. Well, I probably read it after you
said you were down for golf, but I didn't know golf.
Speaker 5 (41:57):
With the hunger game.
Speaker 9 (41:58):
You played a date that was four hours in the sun,
and you all you gave me was Seltzer.
Speaker 8 (42:05):
Okay, okay, but I mean it was good seltzer. It
was top shells.
Speaker 9 (42:09):
Oh delicious. Nothing pairs with electro like loss, like carbonation
and regrets.
Speaker 8 (42:18):
Okay, Well, I didn't think that I was responsible for
your snacks. I refigured you were an adult, and you know,
maybe that was my bad, like we didn't talk about
it before, but I just don't think that I should be.
I don't know, you could have brought a granola bar
or something.
Speaker 6 (42:39):
Like that, right, Okay, so hold on.
Speaker 9 (42:41):
If I have to pack as the bival kit for
our date, absolutely not. And I'm sorry, but are you
insinuating that I'm a toddler that I need snacks?
Speaker 8 (42:51):
You're not?
Speaker 6 (42:52):
So okay, hold on, because you.
Speaker 9 (42:53):
Were the one that was driving the golf cart around
like it was a power wheel in the driveway, showing off.
Speaker 5 (42:58):
Your shiny shoes to anyone that would look at.
Speaker 9 (43:01):
Blowing kisses. But yeah, cool, I'm the one that needs
taken care of and I'm the one that's a toddler.
Speaker 8 (43:08):
Okay. Well, I mean, you went four hours without having
a snack and now you're throwing a fit.
Speaker 1 (43:13):
I mean, I don't really think I'm drinking.
Speaker 8 (43:18):
Yeah, all I'm saying is when I was driving the
golf cart around, you were whooping and screaming, and you
look like you're having a good time.
Speaker 6 (43:25):
I was whooping and screaming for help.
Speaker 8 (43:28):
Sounds like someone else is a toddler to me. I
don't know.
Speaker 9 (43:33):
That's absolutely unaccessible that you did not properly plan that
date at all. Who goes who goes drinking outdoors in
the sun and doesn't bring any type of food?
Speaker 8 (43:45):
Okay, well, next time, if I were to go golfing
with you, I would be sure to bring some milk
in an app square. Oh that's what you need.
Speaker 9 (43:55):
No, but thank you, but a little bit of advice.
Just make sure to feed your future dates.
Speaker 8 (44:02):
Okay, Well, my future dates will be adults and they'll
bring your on snacks, So thanks to be.
Speaker 9 (44:07):
A bet, and my future dates will be adults who
don't over compensate with their shoes.
Speaker 1 (44:14):
Well, I've asked a question, Kat, would you like to
go on another day with Christian? Will pay for it?
Speaker 9 (44:17):
Yankes, absolutely not. I rather iron my socks. Oh we're
going on a future date with them, and I'd rather
eat apart than go out on the Wow.
Speaker 2 (44:30):
Wow jew Will's first date follow up?
Speaker 1 (44:35):
Be careful scrolling today. It could cost you thousands of
dollars and potential federal prison time. That's a jewel show.
There's a story today making national headlines about a casual
afternoon of one man scrolling on his phone turning into
a sixty thousand dollars disaster and a temporary federal lockdown.
Speaker 6 (44:55):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (44:56):
Also, there's a new study on which states scroll the
most and how that scrolling converts to miles Ooh, what
are the top cities who waste the most time on
their phone? And how did one guy almost end up
in prison and sixty thousand dollars in debt because of
scrolling on his phone. We'll tell you all that right
after this. It's a jubile show. How does scrolling on
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your phone turn into a sixty thousand dollars fine and
a federal lockdown? I'm about to tell you because one
man is making international headlines today because of a crazy
situation that happened when he was innocently scrolling on his phone.
It's out of Cedar rapids, Iowa. Here's a story. What
started as a casual afternoon of scrolling through TikTok turned
(45:36):
into a sixty thousand dollars disaster and a temporary federal
lockdown for one unlucky man. Now. Thirty four year old
Tyler Benchley was reportedly seated in his car on his
lunch break outside of a federal courthouse when he became
engrossed in a TikTok rabbit hole, allegedly unaware that his
phone's front facing camera was reflecting light directly into the
(45:58):
window of a nearby judge's office.
Speaker 2 (46:01):
Oh oh, okay oh.
Speaker 1 (46:03):
A federal employee noticed that the glint of light looked
to be like a long Sorry they A federal employee
noticed the glint of light coming through the window and
claimed to see what looked like a long cylindrical object
in Tyler's hand. Within minutes, a code gray was called,
evacuating the entire building. Wait, what did they think it
was a gun?
Speaker 6 (46:25):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (46:27):
No, like a long cylindrical object in his hand shining
through to a judge's office. Oh, because that's what he
saw on his phone. No, there was light reflecting off
of his phone into the judge's window. Got it. And
then somebody saw him in the car and thought he
was holding a weapon. Oh, Tyler said, I was literally
(46:48):
just watching a guy of teaching a goose how to skateboard.
Police arrived to find him fully reclined in his driver's seat,
watching a twelve minute conspiracy theory video about how governments
secretly control the weather. What made the situation worse was
he also had an unopened package and his passenger seat
labeled Doomsday Spice Sampler novelty hot Sauce kit from Etsy
(47:14):
that you could buy. This guy is not helping himself.
When it has to exit the vehicle, Tyler emerged holding
a half eaten brito and very confused. He was detained
for seven hours and the federal building was locked down.
No charges were filed, but now he's banned from parking
within five hundred feet of any government building while using
TikTok on supervised.
Speaker 3 (47:34):
Okay, be their fault because they thought it was something
that it wasn't. I am so embarrassed. Now they're like, well,
we'll ban him anyway. It's just because he inconvenience stats.
Speaker 1 (47:44):
I think he had TikTok on supervised. So he can
park within five hundred feet if he has somebody supervised
him while he uses TikTok.
Speaker 2 (47:50):
If someone's watching. So wild.
Speaker 1 (47:54):
Also, they released a new survey, a new study on
the states that scroll the most on their phonees measured
in miles. Oh y, so how much you scroll? But
then they converted it to the distance that you would
move through while you're scrolling. Okay, I think Victoria would
go the farthest.
Speaker 9 (48:10):
What is the.
Speaker 1 (48:12):
Number one place? Will tell you in just a second.
But Washington was second with one hundred and eight point
two miles scrolled on their phone. Wally, followed by Kentucky,
which scrolls about one hundred and five miles.
Speaker 4 (48:25):
Can kind of makes sense, But Washington, you'd think people
are out being like Granola, like hiking and doing all
this stuff.
Speaker 1 (48:31):
Like it's beautiful. Don't you want to look at the
mountain on your phone?
Speaker 9 (48:34):
You do?
Speaker 2 (48:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (48:35):
Missouri one hundred and two miles per day. New Mexico
puts about ninety six miles on their phone per day. Oh,
it's insane.
Speaker 2 (48:42):
There's aliens in New Mexico. Well, also all the red
rocks and.
Speaker 3 (48:46):
Like, I mean, all these places have beautiful things to
look at if you just opened your eyes.
Speaker 2 (48:50):
Well not all of them.
Speaker 1 (48:51):
Overall, the average Americans spent six hours and thirty five
minutes per day on their phone, Holy cow, which adds
up to two thousand, four hundred and three hours annually.
Speaker 3 (49:01):
I know when I've been scrolling too long, when I
start to feel nauseous. I don't know if this ever
happens to you, but yeah, if I'm looking at my
screen for too long, I start to get really nauseous,
and that happens and I'm like, oh, I better put
my phone down.
Speaker 1 (49:13):
My finger's hurt and I'm gonna throw up. I think
I went too hard.
Speaker 3 (49:17):
So scrolling where you're feeling nauseous, I think not that long.
My body just has a like whatever you call it,
doesn't like it.
Speaker 1 (49:26):
It says the average person checks their device fifty eight
times per day. I believe that.
Speaker 4 (49:32):
Yeah, I would too, because you're checking, Like, if you
get any kind of ping, especially with notifications on.
Speaker 2 (49:36):
You're gonna check your phone. But does that count? What's
scrolling like that?
Speaker 1 (49:39):
It's just all yeah, that's part of checking your phone. Yeah, which,
ill okay? So that okay. According to their data, the
state that scrolls the farthest is Arizona. People on Arizona
scroll one hundred and fifteen point four miles.
Speaker 3 (49:54):
Wow, what are they looking at? This is gonna sound
really messed up. But I found this new hole that
I I like to go on, So I wonder if
they look at it too. But it's like it's like
rush talk or something like that where all the sororities
like do these really advanced? Like almost like cheers like
dans and yeah, like when I was in college we
did door chance. We didn't have TikTok, So now watching
(50:15):
this on TikTok, I'll watch it.
Speaker 1 (50:16):
All day long.
Speaker 3 (50:16):
And a lot of the colleges are in Arizona, really,
so I'm wondering if they're all watching them them do flips.
Speaker 1 (50:22):
And like woo. I don't scroll very often on my phone.
I actually rarely scroll. I never scroll, actually, but I
did find one video the other day that got me
for a little while. It was it was this one
dude doing voiceovers of a monkey, and it was a
hilarious grow. I couldn't stop watching it. It was so funny,
like all right, yeah, I get how people get locked
into this. It's time for Nina's what's trending? Does anybody
(50:44):
know what's going on?
Speaker 3 (50:45):
Apparently there's a new countdown on Taylor Swift's website and
it stops at two o'clock Eastern time.
Speaker 1 (50:52):
Why so, what is it? It doesn't say what it's about, it.
Speaker 3 (50:55):
Doesn't say it has no like, there's no real clear anything.
It could be a single announcement be a music video,
is it a documentary? Is it merchandise? Is it a secret?
I just don't know.
Speaker 2 (51:04):
I don't think it's merchandise.
Speaker 4 (51:06):
I think it has to do with like maybe a
music video announcement or engagement.
Speaker 1 (51:13):
Who now Travis Kelsey are getting engaged? That would be
so cute three two one, that would be the best
way to announce it. I don't know. We're gonna have
to wait and see what it is. It could be
so many different things.
Speaker 3 (51:24):
Her album's presale happened over the weekend and there were
four different versions of it.
Speaker 2 (51:28):
Oh you know, different versions are different like colors and stuff.
Speaker 1 (51:32):
Like different colors and oh, okay, yeah, I love this. This
as normal.
Speaker 2 (51:35):
Well it's the same.
Speaker 1 (51:36):
Well yeah, a lot of artists do that. Okay, Well
I think it's cool. I just don't know if that
has anything to do with the announcement too, So we'll
wait and see. Exciting.
Speaker 3 (51:46):
So in South Korea, they have a new way of
managing crime, and this is really interesting because it actually
could be something that works other places, and it's all
about psychology. What they're doing is using life side, life
size holographic police officers to fight crime. They're seeing them
in parks and places that are really busy to remind
(52:07):
people that there's cameras, people are always watching. And they
said crime rates have dropped. So this police officer that
you see in the hologram is uniformed, he's over five
to seven, he's just got I love. They're very specific
to let everybody know that he's just there, always watching you.
Speaker 1 (52:25):
So he doesn't do anything. He just sits there. It's
a hologram of a cop that just sits there.
Speaker 3 (52:28):
Oh I think he's Yeah, he's just there and I
don't know if it's like threatening or talking to people
or doing anything like that.
Speaker 1 (52:34):
It says he's just there.
Speaker 3 (52:36):
And the psychology says that just having that reminder, people
are less likely to commit crimes.
Speaker 6 (52:42):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (52:43):
Yeah, that's kind of interesting, interesting watching.
Speaker 1 (52:46):
Ay, I would love it. Definitely see that coming to
America for sure.
Speaker 3 (52:53):
We have it as our phones. Oh it's not a
hologram though, like you want to talk in front of you.
Speaker 2 (52:59):
That's true, that's true.
Speaker 1 (53:00):
I can't wait till somebody hacks it though. And now
the cops like doing some weird dances in the park.
You know that's going to happen.
Speaker 3 (53:06):
Yeah, that would actually be really cool. Okay, this story
is interesting. So Marilyn Monroe. Everybody knows who Marilyn Monroe is, right, So,
years and years and years ago when she passed away,
there is this whole there's all different types of conspiracies
about her death, like was it actually her? Was it
she actually she murdered, like all this kind of stuff. Yes,
(53:28):
she's gone, but positive. There's a book that's coming out
by the LA coroner and he was the guy that
did the autopsy, and he's saying that the paperwork wasn't real,
that they didn't do a thorough autopsy on weight, why
not everything started going missing. Well, one of the conspiracies
is that the Kennedy's had something to do with it
because of her affair.
Speaker 2 (53:48):
But then there's still be an actual autopsy.
Speaker 4 (53:51):
Like I feel like as a corner, I would be like, Okay,
I'll create the fake one if you want one, but
I want to do that, but I'm also going to
create a real one so at least I know the truth.
Speaker 1 (54:00):
Yeah, it sounds like you just didn't ask questions. You
just said they had him do a fake autopsy. He
didn't finish it.
Speaker 3 (54:05):
There were just parts of it that weren't done like
he did parts of it, but they're like it wasn't
thorough it wasn't thoroughly and properly performed. So what Yeah,
and anytime he tried to go back in there, he didn't.
So there's new book.
Speaker 1 (54:16):
He's ninety eight years old now, by the way, So
he has this new book where he's telling all and
it's La Corner Death in Hollywood? Interesting?
Speaker 4 (54:25):
Right?
Speaker 2 (54:25):
Is it all about hers? About other people Too's other.
Speaker 3 (54:27):
People too, But the stuff with marily Monroe is really
creepy interesting, I know that's what's trending.
Speaker 1 (54:32):
Way jubles dirty Little Secret? Hello, how are you doing good?
Do you have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 5 (54:41):
Uh? Yeah I do.
Speaker 1 (54:42):
I'm sweet.
Speaker 12 (54:43):
My girlfriend thinks that I have a huge foot fetish.
Speaker 1 (54:47):
Oh your girlfriend thinks you have a foot fetish? Why
would she think that?
Speaker 8 (54:51):
All right?
Speaker 12 (54:52):
So you know, like one day I just complimented on
her toes and she's like, oh, we like.
Speaker 5 (54:58):
These, and then like later.
Speaker 12 (54:59):
She said me a photo of her feet and then
with that was like a twenty dollars request.
Speaker 5 (55:05):
So I was like, okay, yeah, babe, for sure.
Speaker 12 (55:07):
So I sent her to twenty and you know, this
happened again, and then she did it like the next week.
She did it again like twice. So I was like, Yo,
what the hell's going on? Like she keeps sending me
feet picks and asking me for money. I'm like, yeah, yeah,
I'm like, yo, what's going on? And like, you know,
(55:27):
I was not going to like presenter. You know, I'm
a good boyfriend, Like keep compliment her and I'll give
her a twenty dollars.
Speaker 8 (55:32):
This not a big deal.
Speaker 5 (55:33):
But I'm also just like.
Speaker 13 (55:34):
Why am I keep spending twenty dollars on some feet
that I'm.
Speaker 8 (55:36):
Going to see later in the day, Like I'm not
you know.
Speaker 6 (55:40):
I'm not really tripping.
Speaker 12 (55:41):
So I was like, all right, I'm spending some money
that I don't need to spend, So how can I
avoid this and also not get an argument?
Speaker 5 (55:48):
You know, I was like, my friend put me onto
this site called.
Speaker 12 (55:51):
Feet Finder, right right, yeah, you know, it was just
a bunch of feet on there.
Speaker 13 (55:55):
So I start posting her pictures of her feet on
there and getting like thirty thirty five down and.
Speaker 1 (56:05):
So you're buying, you know, I'm paying fee from her
for twenty bucks, and then you're flipping it for thirty
five send dollar.
Speaker 5 (56:11):
I'm making money righty.
Speaker 12 (56:12):
But then like you know, there's one one person on
there just like yo, I'm really really digging this stuff.
Speaker 5 (56:18):
Like what I'm like, all right, cool, I can make
this simple. I don't even got to worry about it.
Speaker 12 (56:23):
I'm like thirty five forty thirty five for you, bro,
every pick is thirty five. There's a practice forty, right,
He's like that he wants like thirty fives.
Speaker 5 (56:32):
He wants a towel.
Speaker 6 (56:32):
I'm like, cool, bro, no problem at CRISP.
Speaker 12 (56:35):
So okay, right, so I'm setting I'm sending them the pigs.
And now I was like getting a little frequent and
he's asking for it like now he said it asking
for like two three times a week, and she said
in it like two times a week.
Speaker 5 (56:46):
But I'm now happy for before I was, I think
he was doing it.
Speaker 8 (56:49):
Now I'm happy.
Speaker 1 (56:50):
She thinks you're asking for money. Wow, I'm not mad
at it, you know, I mean, I'm doing the money.
Speaker 6 (57:00):
The good use is going back to her, you know.
Speaker 12 (57:02):
I'm like even now this is like eight money, you
know what I'm saying, Like I can peg it out wherever,
and it's like, oh that that yours. Basically, he's go ahead,
we have out on the town. But you know the
only problem is she thinks I'm really really in defeat.
Speaker 5 (57:17):
And you know, I'm not like I like her, I'm.
Speaker 1 (57:21):
Not like your new upside, so.
Speaker 5 (57:27):
Lean into it, you know, I'm like, like, why bring
her in on?
Speaker 12 (57:31):
This is this is like a relationship thing where we
now like we're running this together.
Speaker 9 (57:35):
Or I don't know.
Speaker 1 (57:37):
Well either way, thank you for telling us your dirty
little secret. You love. That's kind of genius. Yeah, thank
you for good what's your dirty little secret?
Host
Jubal Fresh
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