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Speaker 1 (00:00):
How many times has this happened to you? It's the
Jewel Show. You line up a first date with someone
that you think is super cool. They have all the
cool stuff that you like on a person, cool hair,
cool smile, the coolest elbows you've ever seen. So in
preparation for your first date, you do all the normal things.
You hire an excia agent, do a little background check
(00:20):
on them, fly to their hometown and interview their parents,
show up at their job and ask to view their
last performance review. And then bam, all of a sudden,
they think you're coming on a little too strong, and
once again, someone you thought might be super cool doesn't
appreciate all the hard work you put into the relationship
and they cancel the first date. Well, one woman is
(00:41):
actually in a legal battle with her former employer and
it's all because of a first date that she went on.
What why is she suing her old job because of
her dating life? You'll find out right after this. Have
you ever done a little innocent cyberstalking before a first date?
It's the Jewel Show. If you said yes, then congrats,
you're like everybody else. But one woman decided to go
(01:05):
the extra mile and now she's making national news because
of it. Her name is Sarah Thompson. She's a twenty
nine year old fraud investigator for a major insurance company,
and she's suing her former employee for wrongful termination after
she was caught using corporate systems to dig into a
man that she was scheduled to have a first date with.
Oh According to internal records, Thompson access confidential insurance files,
(01:35):
pulled his driving history, even opened up a fake fraud
case so she could legally justify pulling surveillance footage nearby
his home.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Oh okay, now you crossed the line, Sarah. Now I
don't agree with this.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
She filed a false injury claim to gain access to
his medical history.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
This is all before he first date. She's just checking
up on the guy. Oh, somebody must have burned Sarah
in the past.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
She actually dispatched to company drone for an aerial sweep
of his backyard to quote, see if he owns a trampoline.
I don't know what mean.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Maybe he told her he had.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
A trampoline and she wanted to fact check it, you know,
make sure he's not lying for this first date.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
I have no idea like trampoline jumpers are just like
red flags. I'm not adrenaline rush. She ran a credit
check through three partner databases. Wow wow, I guess that
flagged at twelve dollars and forty seven cents in overse library. Fine.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
She ordered a satellite imaging request to monitor how often.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
He mote his loss. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
She used company GPS tracking software to trace every copy
shop that he had visited in the last ninety days.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
How long did it take her to do all of this? Like,
was this like over a week span? Does it say?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
It doesn't say, but it was leading up to a
first date. She's doing a little innocent background check on
the bay a little bit. Get that in po girl.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
That's way too much.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Her employer claims the stunt wasn't just a violation of policy,
it also costs a company dearly. A spokesperson said, the
misuse of resources in this case told it one hundred
and forty eight thousand dollars. Yeah, I mean dispatching a
drone to do a sweep of the guy's house.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
I mean she must be really good at her job. Yeah,
for real.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Thompson, the woman who's suing her company for wrongful termination
because she was just doing a little litocent, you know,
checking up on her date before she had a first
date with the guy. Said, one hundred and forty eight
thousand dollars is basically what people pay for a wedding
these days, and you can't put a price tag on love. Besides,
how else was I supposed to know if he's the
kind of guy who leaves his Christmas lights up in
(03:39):
March there?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
You should have done that by just looking on them
like yellow pages or white pages and did a drive by.
You did not have to send fifty thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Said that she doesn't consider it stalking. She thought it
was a pre date audit is how she's saying it,
but still used company resources to do it.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Fish and audit it. You ask me she could use
that for her resume when she goes to get the
next job.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
She's insisting that she did nothing wrong, and now she's
suing the company. And to make matters worse, the first
date canceled on her never had the date.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
You probably play on that trampoline because he read the lawsuits.
You know, what are these drones doing about my house?
Speaker 1 (04:21):
And how do you decide how much pre first date
cyber stalking to do you do.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
None, that's not true, Nina. You have to protect yourself
and you go to the are we dating the same
guy to see if he flags pretty quickly and just
a little bit of a brief overview. This lady thought
she did just a little bit of a brief overview.
Also like this is absolutely too far. But if you're
a little bit naive not to do any at all.
Are they really not married like they say they're not?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Like relationship have weighed in and they said that you
should focus on sensible cyber stalking for a first date,
not dispatching drones to their house and getting a satellite
footage of every coffee shop that they've been doing in
the last ninety days. That's at they say. It's normal
to be curious about your date, So start with verifying
what you already know about them. Confirm where they work,
(05:11):
LinkedIn by checking out their LinkedIn, look at their Instagram,
but don't run a background check or come through their
social media profiles to the point that you get no sleep.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Not even that.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
But if you show up to the date and you
know more about him or her, whoever it is, than
they told you to talk about.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
And I know you also stalked them, but then you
know what they like what there's a certain amount of
stalking you can do. To act like you don't is
the quickest way to get yourself chopped into little pieces.
There is a line. But if you know way too much,
like more than they've told you, like oh my gosh,
Like and your dog Sparky back when you're five, he's like.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Excuse me, I was your mom's birthday party? Yeah, I
got her a gift. Okay, now we've crossed the line.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
It's another jewbile phone frame day mornings.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
On the twenties. Hello, Hey, this is P.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Dkins calling from plumbing. Is this Scott?
Speaker 5 (06:13):
Yeah, that's me.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Yeah, Hey Scott, so took a look at your toilets
this morning. Thank you for calling us in for this
emergency service. Yeah, we got a big, big problem here. Okay, yeah, yeah,
so none of the toilets had water in them this
morning when you woke up. Yeah yeah, well, I mean
(06:35):
I know you already know that, but what you got
is a category seven backflow anomaly going on.
Speaker 6 (06:42):
Category seven seven.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Backflow anomaly, which means all of you pressure and all
the water has sucked itself back into the system.
Speaker 6 (06:52):
Uh oh, okay, what does that mean?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
It basically means an you ever see a tsunami wave,
how they kind of you know, they the water sucks
back and then the big wave comes.
Speaker 7 (07:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Yeah, So essentially that's what you got going on in
your pipes here, all the waters sort of back in.
Speaker 7 (07:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
So you gotta be real careful with this.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
So it's gonna you know, it's gonna take a little
bit of work.
Speaker 8 (07:21):
Oh, right now, hell's gotten.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
It's got yeah yeah, uh.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Oh boy.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Ah here ready, hold on, just gonna open up that
bathroom door again one more time.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Okay, just see what's going on in there real quick.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
Okay, oh man.
Speaker 6 (08:20):
Keep them just keeps slipping, man like man oh man,
just this Oh it's gonna be such a mess.
Speaker 8 (08:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
I don't know if you heard what happened there, but yeah,
we got a you got a big problem going on.
Speaker 6 (08:49):
I heard I heard an explosion or something. What happened?
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Yeah, ah boy, oh boy. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Well I was about to say you shouldn't light any
any sort of flammable items around the toilets for until
we get this sorted out. But Jimmie over, you're at
this light up a cigarette.
Speaker 6 (09:12):
One of you guys lit a cigarette in my house? Yes,
what was he doing up there?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Now?
Speaker 1 (09:19):
And fort I mean, oh my goodness, it's it's it's
it's uh oh boy, it's up to my ankles now.
So yeah, uh hey, should I call you back a
little bit, maybe work on this.
Speaker 6 (09:32):
I'm coming home right now and I'm gonna come.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
And kick you.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
I'll just let you know that this is a prank
phone call and your wife set you up. This is
actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank
on you. Oh my wife said, you guys had to
call emergency plumbers today for something and she wanted to
mess with you.
Speaker 6 (09:51):
Oh my god, I'm so glad my house isn't right now.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone Franks, It's time
for Nina's what's trending?
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Buckle up, babes, because there's inert a new term. Well
you know where I was going with that, But the
new term that you need to know is called roaching.
So basically, it's when you find out that the person
that you're dating is dating other people and it's safe
to assume that there's more than just one other person.
Like with roaches, you see one's for one. Yes, there's
(10:29):
a bunch. There's always a bunch. So if you find
out the person you're dating is seeing at least one
other person, it's safe to assume that there's multiple. But
isn't this also just called dating? No if you're not exclusive?
Speaker 9 (10:42):
Right?
Speaker 6 (10:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Right? Dating?
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Honestly, I don't like the word roaching though I would
have thought roaching would have mean something like if you
try to get rid of him, he comes back every
single time.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Still better better way to describe roaching.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
To get rid of it, so to speak. It just
kind of pops back up and you don't know what
just happened.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
So I feel like that's kind of what guys do. Yeah,
I also call that whack a mole.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
Why have they pop back?
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Yeah, and they pop up again. Well, whatever you call it,
roaching is a term. But yeah, I think there's one
thing that everybody has to understand that is dating, because
I know there's a lot of new people that are
out there in the streets again because of you know,
relationships changing. Dating means you are seeing people. That does
not automatically mean you are in a relationship. If you
(11:29):
go on a few dates with somebody, right, And it sucks,
and I know it can mess with your self esteem
and all of that. But if you keep that mentality
and you just float around and just get to know
people and take something away from every person, then you'll
inch towards being in a not broaching situation.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
But if you want to have a conversation of like, hey,
what are we doing?
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Yeah? I feel like I have to remind people of
that a lot because they always get so bummed when
they find out that there's other people in the circle.
But it's like, it's the fastest way to get you
to your one. But should you kind of know that though?
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Because I feel like unless you are exclusive or like
you're not dating anyone else, and you say you're not
anyone else, why would you assume that you're not da
atingyone else?
Speaker 2 (12:04):
I think a lot of people do. I think they
really I think they do too. I mean, when you're
physical with multiple people, I think that's important to disclose
at all times. But anyway, enough from Auntie the Leeber's
got played. Oh my gosh, this story cracks me up
and you have to see the video. So there's this
justin Bieber impersonator who was in Vegas over the weekend.
He shows up to the Win Hotel with a full
(12:24):
blown entourage. This guy looks a lot like Justin. I'm close,
not at all, but like from far away, like you
can tell. And he goes up to the DJ and
his people are like, listen, Justin's here. He really wants
to perform, this is gonna happen. They get him out
on stage, he starts performing. He seems just like Justin wowow,
Like it was pretty much spot on the video. You
couldn't hear it really well, but you've heard it anyway.
(12:46):
It sounded pretty spot on. But so Winn gets so mad.
They like let him in thinking it was Justin Bieber.
They let him perform thinking it was Justin Bieber, and
now this poor guy's gotten kicked out and like really
totally blackballed role in forever.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Anybody that was there know it wasn't Justin Bieber, like
the people that were at the club.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
No, even the DJ got played. The DJ was like,
this is the coolest night of my life. And then
he has this video of him finding out that it
wasn't Justin Bieber and he's like, no, how did he
know how did they find out it wasn't Justin Bieber.
I'm not sure how they ended up finding out, but
they did. And it would have been funnier if the
guy saying terribly yeah, you're like man doesn't really Harley,
(13:27):
I can be close to you. I'll settle for some
toast with you. Yeah. It just makes the lyrics all wrong.
Justin is that you? It is my new version.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
He's really falling off man.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
But even believers got played. That's the crazy part. So dang,
that is which trended first day follow up powered by
the Advocates Injury Attorneys online at Advocates Law dot com.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
We is on the phone today for a first date
follow up and she's getting ghosted dude named Jeff, and
so we're about to see if we can get another
date and find out why she was ghosted by calling
him in a second.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
But first let's find out about the date. Brie. How
long has it been since you heard from Jeff?
Speaker 10 (14:11):
I have not heard from him in four days for
a very long date.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
When did you last talk to I mean, like, what
was your last interaction with him?
Speaker 10 (14:20):
Like, so it was our date with our last interaction,
I've not heard from him since the date, and I'm
not sure what happened.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Did you reach out to him since?
Speaker 10 (14:30):
Yeah, yeah, I'm starting to look a little bit crazy.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
So you guys, okay, fair well, let's talk about the day.
How did it go?
Speaker 4 (14:41):
Okay? So we met on Hinge. He ticks all of
my boxes.
Speaker 10 (14:47):
It was a great first date, so he basically picked
everything out. He has his favorite neighborhood spot. So we
went to this really really nice Battalion restaurant and all
the Italian food was really thoughtful. He asked me before
we went what my favorite food was, so we had
that in common, which was really cool. And then we
went to another little cute spot to get some drinks
(15:10):
and there was a tooth box there, which I thought
was pretty cool, and he gave me money so I
could pick out my favorite songs.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
I thought it was very thoughtful.
Speaker 10 (15:21):
Yeah, like just really low key, sweet, sweet, thoughtful date.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
And we sat next to each other and we sang.
Speaker 10 (15:28):
Like my favorite songs and uh like, we accidentally brushed
elbows a couple of times, and it was like the
best date that I've ever been on. So I'm kind
of confused. We had a lot in common, like we
(15:50):
talked about sunny movies. I like our childhood. I was
telling him I was interested in self a dancing, and
he said he was like open to college because I
was trying to test the waters cofee wed, you know,
interested in the mother hang. We both are mediocre cooks.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
There was just like a.
Speaker 10 (16:09):
Lot of commonalities and laughter, and just I thought it
was good vibes.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
And then I don't know, I thought it was perfect.
Speaker 10 (16:17):
Like yeah, we closed down the bar and then Ki
walked me home and then we kissed and I thought
it was magic.
Speaker 4 (16:28):
And then I have not heard from him since, so I.
Speaker 10 (16:34):
Don't know I've been We texted that night and that
was fine, but then I tried to keep texting to like,
you know, I'm going to the Salta Cross.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
We're going to hang out. How is your day, how
is work? Any of that.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
I've got nothing, any idea of why it goes to
you at all.
Speaker 4 (16:51):
My friends have a prediction.
Speaker 10 (16:53):
Okay, so I talk a lot. I don't know if
she's noticed. They think me maybe I over did. I
was talking about like pillar talk and intimacy and like,
I don't know, maybe they think I just I was
too hardcore for flirting.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
I came.
Speaker 10 (17:11):
I'm too strong with hay Let's go salve the dancing.
I'm looking too far into it. I don't know they're
thinking I did maybe too much flirting or too much like,
where are we going with her the next step? How
do you feel about this or that?
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Maybe when your elbows brushed? Did you guys have long
sleeves on a bare elbows?
Speaker 4 (17:32):
I rolled my sleeves up. He did not.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Oh, that's why we thought you were a little risky
going in bare elbows like that.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
That is quite a right skin to skin. Well, we'll
see if we can figure it out for you.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
We'll play a song come back, and then call him
and see if I tell us why he's ghosting you
and hopefully get you another date.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Okay, maybe all right, we'll get your first day follow
up next.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Right in the middle of your first day follow up
if you're just joining us, a breeze on the phone
and she's getting ghosted by a dude named Jeff. So
we're about to call him and see if you'll tell
us why he's ghostinger and maybe get her another date.
But before we do that, Brie, why don't you catch
everybody up on your situation?
Speaker 4 (18:07):
Okay, because name.
Speaker 10 (18:08):
Is Jeff met On Hinge, best date of my life,
very thoughtful, very kind, now has been ghosting me for
four days. My friends think it's because maybe over shit.
Maybe I like came on too strong.
Speaker 4 (18:21):
I don't know, Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
I must have been what it was. All right, Well,
are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 10 (18:30):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (18:31):
Please?
Speaker 7 (18:31):
All right?
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Here we go hello him asweaking to Jeff. Please Joe, Jeff,
how are you? My name is Jubel and I host
(18:53):
the radio show. It's called The Jebel Show.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Hi, Jeff, the whole show's here. I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria. Hi, guys,
how are you good? How are you?
Speaker 5 (19:01):
What do I owe the honor?
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Have you ever listened to the show before?
Speaker 4 (19:06):
Once or twice?
Speaker 1 (19:07):
We do a segment on the show it's called the
first Date follow up. So that's where if you go
out on a date with somebody and end up ghosting them,
that person can have us get you on the phone
to ask why you're ghosting them. So we got an
email about you, sucka.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
You mean to be very nice coaching, but we got
an email about you.
Speaker 5 (19:28):
I think I see where this is going. Yeah, about
about Kaylen. No, I'm sorry, her.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Name is bri. You're busy, Jeff, never mind about that, Kaylen? Okay,
and I heard it, but okay.
Speaker 5 (19:50):
I'm going to give you a short answer. Relied to
me be the liar about what about her age? I
mean she was I liked it her last So I
went and you know, I did the the proverbial scouting
technique where you going on you know, social media, find
out things about them.
Speaker 4 (20:10):
And I found out that actually she told me she.
Speaker 5 (20:13):
Was thirty three her the app that she was thirty three,
I'm thirty years old.
Speaker 4 (20:16):
Turns out she's thirty eight.
Speaker 5 (20:18):
What and yeah, yeah, kind of like comes to me
for a loop. I was like, well, we had a
lot in common, we shared a lot of stuff. We
had it. I had a great date. I thought we
had a good time. But I just don't do well
with liars. How do you know she was lying about
her age? Well her because her birthday on her on
her social media page.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Okay, and then you asked her her real birthday or
something like how'd you find out the real birthday?
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Yeah? It shows on apps like how old they are
on one app?
Speaker 7 (20:46):
Right?
Speaker 1 (20:46):
But then so she said she's said she was thirty three. Okay,
so it said she was, but then you saw her
birthdate on what on her social media? On her face ookage?
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Oh okay, so you didn't ask her about that.
Speaker 5 (21:00):
Well, I didn't really need to ask her anything. I mean,
she already lied to me. She's gonna lie to me again.
What do you ask You don't suppose that a cool
woman her age, right.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
I mean, maybe it's like an accident. Maybe it was
like a typo all of a sudden you put in
the wrong number and you're thirty eight. I don't know.
I just feel like, does it matter how old she is?
Speaker 4 (21:17):
Though?
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Like, does is that really what bothers you?
Speaker 5 (21:20):
No, don't get it twisted. It's not about her age, okay.
It's about the fact that she was. She wasn't a forthcoming.
It's about I've had my own pass experience that some
my lives about the little.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Thing, the next thing, you know, everything. So it's just
kind of it's just kind of a deal breaker for me,
you know, so we spiral little bit that makes sense.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Okay, Well, thanks for telling us, Jeff, I appreciate that.
Speaker 4 (21:43):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Also, Brie is on the phone. She's been listening to
this whole time and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Oh, oh, okay, bri.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
Joffre.
Speaker 10 (21:57):
Yes, the age on a hinge is not correct. However,
you would not have met me if I didn't fudge
the number a little bit.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Oh, so you know you did.
Speaker 4 (22:10):
Okay, there's so.
Speaker 10 (22:11):
Many it's not People normally don't bump the age up
to thirty five. So I've noticed that the pool is
much smaller. So I just reduced my age by a
little bit.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
An age is nothing by that but a number. So
I didn't think it was a big deal, and I
didn't realize he was googling me.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
I think it's safe to assume that anytime you go
on a d at risk of being googled.
Speaker 4 (22:36):
He should have asked me. You didn't even ask me.
You just assumed that I'm like a big wire because
it was hinge.
Speaker 5 (22:43):
Well, I mean, honestly think that it should have been
one of the things you addressed on our date, you know,
I mean, maybe maybe something about letting me know that
by the way, you know, maybe it wouldn't have been
such a such a shock to me had I heard
it from your mouth instead of finding out on my own.
Speaker 10 (23:01):
Okay, I understand that My intention was never to not
tell you. I was planning on telling you, and then
I just kind of got caught up in everything and
forgot about it and got nervous, and then it was
just in the moment.
Speaker 4 (23:14):
The plan was never not to tell you. So have
you lied to me about anything else?
Speaker 5 (23:19):
Is there anything else you want to come clean about
the ord?
Speaker 4 (23:23):
No, that's that's it. I don't know why I would
lie about anything else.
Speaker 5 (23:27):
So, you know, we were listening there at the jukebox
and you play all these songs. Is I mean Flowers,
you know by Miley?
Speaker 4 (23:33):
Is that not your favorite song?
Speaker 9 (23:34):
Is that?
Speaker 4 (23:35):
Are you lie about that too?
Speaker 10 (23:37):
No?
Speaker 4 (23:39):
That is my favorite song. You saw me sing to
it loudly. That is definitely my favorite song.
Speaker 5 (23:44):
I mean, do you did you like the food that
we had? Did you like my neighborhood spot there? Or
did you lie about that as well?
Speaker 4 (23:51):
Food?
Speaker 10 (23:52):
I just enjoyed the food.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
It was great.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
I think Jeff has some trust issues, and that's okay.
Speaker 4 (23:58):
I'm not a liar. I'm not a bad person. I'm
not like trying to trick you.
Speaker 10 (24:03):
Nobody after thirty five, like there's a cutoff on hinge.
I don't know why for the pool small for dating options.
So I just made my net a little wider and
I wouldn't have met you otherwise. I really don't think
it's a big deal. I'm not lying about all sorts
of weird things like pasta and me us. Okay, I
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was planning on telling you, and then I just got
caught up, That's all.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Jeff.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Would you like to go on another date with Brie?
We'll pay for it, give it a chance and griller
in person.
Speaker 5 (24:34):
Right, Yeah, I would love to go on another date
with Bree, and I would love to, you know, come
clean about whatever we need to come clean about.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Okay, well, Brea, congratulations, got another date.
Speaker 4 (24:48):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
You're going to be questioned every movie you make, but hey,
more power to you.
Speaker 4 (24:53):
Yep. I will be asking you who Klan is?
Speaker 2 (24:56):
Why about that?
Speaker 4 (24:59):
You know?
Speaker 5 (25:00):
Through it?
Speaker 7 (25:00):
I believe you.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Oh she had that in her back pocket.
Speaker 11 (25:08):
Jubile's first day follow up, Good morning?
Speaker 4 (25:10):
Can I take your order?
Speaker 12 (25:11):
Can I get a tall chi at a large black coffee?
Speaker 4 (25:15):
Large black cost?
Speaker 7 (25:16):
Do you mean aventy No?
Speaker 4 (25:18):
I mean he means AVENTI. Yeah, that's the biggest funny.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Got VENTI is large?
Speaker 7 (25:22):
No venty is twenty. Large is large.
Speaker 12 (25:26):
In fact, cole is large and bronde is Spanish for large.
Speaker 7 (25:30):
Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's
also the only one that's Italian.
Speaker 4 (25:33):
Congratulations for stupid and three languages.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for tickets to see Wheezer, Janelle one A,
and a bunch of others at bumber Shoot Music Festival.
Calls up right now if you want to play eight
eight eight three four three one eight eight eight three
four three one o six one. You can also dm
(25:57):
us at the Jubil Show or go to the Jubeil
Show if you think you have what it takes to
beat Victoria.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
I'm not gonna lie, guys.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
I always usually want to win, but I have my
coffee in a cute little glass and I'm really excited
about it.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
So you're distracted by your glass, is what you're saying,
or that you're already winning.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
I'm already winning there, so it's pretty an easy win
for you today.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
If you call up, we'll play you vers Victoria right
after this, so you will show.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
Call me stupid?
Speaker 3 (26:26):
All right, to call you stupid would be an insult
to stupid people.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
I've worn dresses with higher iques.
Speaker 13 (26:32):
But you think you're an intellectual, don't you wait?
Speaker 1 (26:35):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for tickets to see Weeezer, Janelle, Money, and
a bunch of many more. Yeah at Bumbershoot Music Festival.
And let's meet today's contestant for you verus Victoria.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
Tammy. What's up, Tammy? Hey not what?
Speaker 4 (26:56):
Just waiting to go to work and I thought, well
I would try to give this a shot.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Hey, where do you work, Tammy?
Speaker 4 (27:03):
I work for Byrom Healthcare in Bafle.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Okay, what do you do for the healthcare place?
Speaker 4 (27:10):
It's a call.
Speaker 10 (27:11):
Center and we sell medical products like diabetics supplies and
wound care things like that.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Oh cool, all right, sweet Well, I'm in the market
for some wound care. I always like to be on
the cutting edge of woundcare over himself. Yeah, all right,
we're gonna send Victoria out of the studio, and while
she's leaving, Tammy, the game is played like this, you
have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
(27:39):
If you don't know one, just say passed, and Victoria
has to beat you outright to win. Okay, all right,
I'm excited it alright, she is outside, the door is closed,
and Tammy, your time starts.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Now. Which movie is the famous line You're gonna need
a bigger boat from Jaws? What is the average weight
of a full term newborn baby?
Speaker 4 (28:03):
Uh seven and a half pounds?
Speaker 2 (28:06):
The United States bought Alaska from which country?
Speaker 9 (28:10):
Russia?
Speaker 2 (28:12):
What element is a diamond composed of?
Speaker 12 (28:16):
Umm?
Speaker 4 (28:17):
Oh, damn it? Ummm yeah?
Speaker 2 (28:21):
What famous two thousands couple were all dunhim outfits to
a music awards ceremony.
Speaker 7 (28:27):
Pass?
Speaker 1 (28:27):
All right, God that We'll bring Victoria back into the
studio and tell me while she's getting settled and putting
her headphones on and stuff.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Here's a question for you.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
If you could replace your kneecaps with anything from a
home depot aisle, what would you pick?
Speaker 4 (28:45):
I know, maybe if they have springs.
Speaker 10 (28:47):
So when you have to get you know, like you
got to go down and do something.
Speaker 4 (28:51):
I don't want to talk about what you might have
to go down and do but if you have to
go down on your knees, you have something to bounce
yourself back up.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
That's cool. That would be dope. Yeah, the floors. You know,
you just got a boot. That's a good answer, Victoria.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
If you had to replace your knee caps with anything
from a home deep while, what would you pick?
Speaker 2 (29:09):
And it can't be springs? I'm not Gonnaly.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
The first thing that came to my mind was a
bird house. That's because I really want a bird house
and I want to paint one.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Hey, two knee caps. Birds houses would be pretty cool.
You just sit outside all day and birds will come
land on your knees and.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Yours never be lonely. I know how fung would that be.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
And then once the birds come to you, then you
get like the cats and the dogs because they want
to play with the birds.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
So you got a bunch of friends. Oh my gosh, yeah,
your cow would kill all the birds in your knees.
They're all friends. Na.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Here we go thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass, and you
have to beat Tammy outright to win, and Tammy you
can tell Victoria when to go springs.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Ready go Which movie is the famous line You're gonna
need a bigger boat from? Uhh, who goes on a boat?
I don't know. Oh my gosh, I don't know who.
Who goes on a vote? Nemo? What is the average
weight of a full term newborn baby? I hated that weight?
(30:12):
The United States? Bot Alaska? From which country? Russia? What
element is the diamond composed of mother diamond? Oh, crowther diamond.
This is awkward, say mother diamond, I said, other diamond.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
That's all that he said to like, that's wrong, but
it's a really good answer.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Did alright, Let's see how you guys did. Nina has
your score? Well, Victoria did get one question correct? Ao, Tammy,
please tell me you got three? Three? You crushed it.
Jimmy got three questions correct. How'd you know all these answers?
Speaker 5 (30:53):
She got?
Speaker 2 (30:53):
Springs? Girls, She bounces back.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Send some of that wound care stuff this way for Victoria.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
I'm gonna need it. Yeah, birdcare. All right, let's get
your answers. Now, you're gonna need a bigger boat is
from the movie Jaws. The average weight of a full
term newborn baby is about seven to seven and a
half pounds the United States, not Alaska from Russia AO.
The element that a diamond is composed of is carbon,
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and the famous two thousands couple that wore all done
them outfits to the Music Awardes Brady is just an entry, Sammy,
congratulations and thank you for playing.
Speaker 4 (31:35):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
We play you vers Victoria the same time every single
weekday morning. Remember if you want to play, I have
to do is dm us at the Jubile Show or
go to the jubilshow dot com.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
It's time to Catch a Cheater only on the Jubile Show.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
Amy is on the phone today for to Catch a
Cheater and she thinks that her boyfriend of four years
named Garrett might be messing around. So we'll see if
we can help her out. But before we do that,
Amy tell us what's going on. Why do you think
Garrett might be cheating?
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Hey?
Speaker 11 (32:01):
Yeah, thanks for having me. Yeah, So I'm just gonna
for us. First off, start by saying that our relationship
has kind of been on and off for the whole
like four years together. He hasn't done anything that like
is a red flag or anything, but the commitment level
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has been pretty low throughout the whole four years. I
would say towards the beginning of our relationship, it was
when we would take breaks, there'd be some situationships and
then you know, the last like we moved in together
(32:42):
like a little over a year ago. So I think
once that started happening, our on and off just turned
into us like when we would get into an argument,
like we would just need space from one another. But
I would say, it's it's been on and off for
four years. But yeah, and I think there's just been
(33:07):
some things recently that started to make me think, like, oh,
I think.
Speaker 4 (33:12):
He's cheating on me. You guys are right now, we
are on and on. Yes, Yeah.
Speaker 11 (33:23):
So Garrett is a gamer, loves playing video games.
Speaker 4 (33:28):
He plays on.
Speaker 11 (33:29):
Twitch and it's it's fine, like it's not my favorite
thing because he does it super late at night, and
so I end up going to bed by myself most nights,
and he's like screaming and like cussing at the TV
and it's so loud and whatever.
Speaker 4 (33:50):
That's what ended up happening.
Speaker 11 (33:51):
And there was one night not that long ago that
I had to get up and go to the bathroom
and when I went out of the room, I could
hear he was still on Twitch or like playing the
video games, but he wasn't screaming at it, so.
Speaker 4 (34:09):
I was like, what's he doing?
Speaker 11 (34:11):
And I could hear him talking at a lower voice,
and it felt like a pretty intimate conversation. There wasn't
anything that was like dirty that was said, but I
know for a fact I heard him say finally meeting.
Speaker 4 (34:31):
I heard those words, okay, and I just it.
Speaker 11 (34:35):
Just like rang a bell in my ear, like finally meeting?
Who are you finally meeting with? Like this is different
than what I've heard you before playing video games.
Speaker 4 (34:46):
So anyways, I didn't really know what to do, so.
Speaker 11 (34:49):
I just went back to bed, and I didn't really
know what to say. So I haven't said anything. But
if I'm being honest, like I've put up with a
lot over the years, and if he is cheating on me,
like I'm done, it's over.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
Yeah, especially you guys have been on and off and
stuff like that. Yeah that's too much for your nervous system.
Speaker 4 (35:11):
Yeah yeah, yes.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
Okay, Well you already told us what a grocery store.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
He's an Awards card member at so so we'll play
a song, come back, and then call him and pretend
to be from the grocery store and say that every
single month, we choose one Lucky Rewards member who gets
a free gift from us and his flowers delivered from
our Florid apartment, and we'll see if he sends those
to you or to somebody else.
Speaker 4 (35:31):
Okay, Okay, that sounds good.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
All right, we'll get you to Catch a Cheater right
after this, if you're just joining us for Today's to
Catch a Cheater. Amy is on the phone and she
thinks that her boyfriend of four years named Garrett might
be cheating. So we're about to call him and pretend
to be from the grocery store that he's an awards
member at and say that he's this month's lucky winner
of free flowers delivered from our Florida department, and we'll
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see if he sends those to Amy or to somebody else.
But before we do that, Amy, why don't you break
down why do you think he's cheating again?
Speaker 11 (36:02):
For us?
Speaker 7 (36:02):
Real quick?
Speaker 11 (36:04):
Yeah, I think he's cheating because I heard him playing
video games and potentially talking to someone in a semi
intimate way, and I just want to know is he
cheating on me or am.
Speaker 4 (36:22):
I just going crazy.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
And you guys have the history of the on and
off to you, so that's not helping.
Speaker 4 (36:27):
No, it doesn't help with that. Cool.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
Are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 4 (36:32):
Yes? I am ready.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 4 (36:46):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Hey, this is horrible calling from I was looking for
our Rewards Card member named Garrett.
Speaker 7 (36:53):
This is suon.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
Hi Garrett, how are you please? Don't I'm actually calling
with a big congratulations. We're all cheering for you here.
You're this month's big way. Thank you so much for
shopping with us.
Speaker 7 (37:02):
What did I win?
Speaker 2 (37:04):
Oh? Well, maybe you don't know.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
Every single month, one of our Rewards Card members wins
a free gift from us, and it's flowers delivered from
our floor apartment to anybody that you want with in
the fifty United States. You've just won thirty six long
sim red roses, a box of candy or chocolate, and
a card to be delivered to anybody that you want,
absolutely free. It's a three hundred and sixteen dollars value.
Speaker 7 (37:22):
Wow, that's that's awesome.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
All right.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
Well, all I would need for you would be the
first and the last name of the person you'd like
to send them to, and then we'll get anything you
want to put on a card if you want that,
and the address, and we'll be good to go. And
like I said, you had confirmations before we're off the phone.
Speaker 7 (37:38):
Okay, can you send it to Amelia?
Speaker 2 (37:43):
Okay? And do you want to put anything on a
card to Amelia?
Speaker 7 (37:48):
Yes?
Speaker 12 (37:49):
How about I can't wait to finally meet already, feel
like I've met my soulmate.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
Can't wait to finally meet lady, feel like I met
my soulmate. Thank you very much for that information, Garrett.
Now I will give you some information. This is not
the grocery store. It's actually a radio show. It's called
The Jewbel Show.
Speaker 10 (38:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
Hi, I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victorian, and my name is Jewbell.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
And we do a segment on the show called to
Catch a Cheater where if you think your significant other
might be messing around, you see who they send flowers too.
And your girlfriend of four years, Amy is on the phone.
Speaker 7 (38:22):
Wait a minute, hold on, what are you talking about?
Speaker 4 (38:25):
To catch your cheater?
Speaker 1 (38:26):
Yes, if you think your significant other is cheating on you,
you can see who they send flowers too.
Speaker 12 (38:31):
So you lied to me, Jarrett, Like, what's going on, Amelia?
Speaker 7 (38:41):
You think I'm cheating.
Speaker 14 (38:43):
Well, clearly you are if you're sending it to Amelia
and not Amy and saying that you think you've found
your soulmate.
Speaker 7 (38:54):
I can see how you would sink that.
Speaker 4 (38:56):
But Garrett, think what, Oh my gosh, Garrett, who is
this person?
Speaker 11 (39:06):
Like?
Speaker 4 (39:06):
How did you meet? How long have you been together? Like,
I'm what is going on?
Speaker 12 (39:12):
First of all, listen, I understand why you're upset, but
I am not cheating on you. I just met this
woman online when I was twitch streaming.
Speaker 7 (39:23):
We clicked, and.
Speaker 12 (39:26):
I don't know. I just I think she might be
my soulmate. And I'm sorry. I wanted to tell you.
I planned on telling you tomorrow about it, and I
am sorry that you found out like this.
Speaker 7 (39:36):
But you know, we haven't been getting along very much either.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
That's really an excuse to just start peacing out before
a conversation. And then what if you weren't so with Amelia?
What have you just been quiet and stayed with Amy?
Speaker 7 (39:50):
Well?
Speaker 12 (39:50):
I don't know, because I am not in that reality.
Oh my god, listen, I am sorry. I can under
you being upset about this, but again, I really didn't
mean for this to.
Speaker 7 (40:04):
Happen this way.
Speaker 12 (40:05):
I really did plan on telling you tomorrow, and it's
super messed up that we had to do it like this.
Speaker 4 (40:14):
Yeah, you think I'm upset, Like, of course I'm upset.
Speaker 11 (40:17):
You've been cheating on me for the past couple of months, like.
Speaker 8 (40:24):
What I do.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
Well, you've been fortniting with someone else, so you shouldn't
be fortniting with now.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
You should be fortniting at home.
Speaker 15 (40:33):
Amy doesn't like the Fortnite Okay, well good, I'm I'm
glad you found someone to fortnite with you while I'm
just laying in bed, like being in a relationships so absurd.
Speaker 4 (40:52):
I cannot believe this is happening. This is crazy.
Speaker 11 (40:57):
That's what I get for dating and oversize the twelfth
year old.
Speaker 12 (41:02):
There are a lot of people my age who play Fortnite,
and Amelia is an oversized twelve year old two. I
guess that didn't come out right.
Speaker 7 (41:14):
We go along, we.
Speaker 12 (41:17):
Have a lot in common, and we just don't And
I'm sorry, and I deserve this, and I understand why
you're upset. I mean, is it a crime to have
someone to fortnite with?
Speaker 11 (41:30):
I mean, you know what, You're right? You have been
asking me to fortnite with you. But you know what,
I've been wanting someone.
Speaker 4 (41:39):
To me.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
WHOA you deserve that girl?
Speaker 4 (41:48):
Thank you. I'm gonna go find that now the Jubile Shows.
To catch a cheater.
Speaker 2 (41:56):
Aol, to prove too Dad that I'm not a fool.
I got my nonch packed up, my boots tied tight.
I hope I don't get in a fight. Oh, back
to school? Back to school is that time again?
Speaker 1 (42:18):
Wide eyed elementary school kids are supporting their new backpacks
and shiny new shoes. Middle school kids are rolling their
eyes at their parents while they take their annual.
Speaker 2 (42:28):
First day of school pictures.
Speaker 1 (42:30):
High schoolers are annoying daily commuters by terribly driving themselves
to campus, and college students are already hungover. Yeah, it's
back to school time, and just in time for that.
A new study says, what's your favorite subject in school
says about you as a person? Oh, so, think about
when you were in school, what subject gave you your
jolly's well? And if you're currently in school, what class
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do you actually pay attention in? And we'll tell you
what it says about your personality? Right after this, it's
the Jubile Show. I remember nothing from school.
Speaker 13 (43:01):
People talk about history to me, and I'm like, I
don't know when you guys learned that. I think we
skipped all of this. I almost don't graduate high school.
I had an F in science. I was taking a
class called science my senior year in high school. And then,
I mean, I had an F. And my dad went
and talked to the teacher and just said, look, just
give him a D. He's not gonna do science stuff.
(43:23):
And the teacher agreed to it. She was that confident.
I wouldn't touch this science world.
Speaker 2 (43:33):
I got it.
Speaker 13 (43:34):
We took acts and I got a seventeen on it.
And if you don't know acts, I mean eighteen is
they're like, that's not good man, but you made it seventeen.
They're like, I don't even are you enrolled in this school?
Speaker 4 (43:46):
Like what are you doing?
Speaker 13 (43:49):
The only thing I remember is in seventh grade we
had a kid fistfight or pe teacher that stuck with me.
I mean, he was too old to be in seventh grade.
Speaker 2 (44:00):
He drove to seventh grade.
Speaker 1 (44:03):
What is your favorite subject in school, or if you're
going back to school, what is your favorite subject? Because
a new study has just come out that says you
can tell everything about your personality based on what your
favorite subject in school is.
Speaker 2 (44:16):
That makes a lot of sense. Actually, what do you mean,
like what your favorite thing is to learn about? That
says a lot about your brain.
Speaker 1 (44:22):
Oh yeah, so we'll go over right now, so you
can find a little bit more out about yourself. If
your favorite school, if your favorite thing in school was
English or literature, it says you're emotionally unstable but self aware.
That was my favorite, by the way, and that's spot
on so far, so far, that's spot on. I'm very
self aware, also very emotionally unstable.
Speaker 7 (44:43):
At times.
Speaker 2 (44:44):
You can romanticize a dead plant.
Speaker 1 (44:46):
Yeah, absolutely, I've romanticized a lot of dead plants in
my day, always analyzing people who don't even know you exist.
You think crying in the rain is character development. And
you're one bad week away from starting a memoir, no
one asks for I've started a few of them, Yes,
I tell you pretty much. After one bad week, I'm like,
I said, I got to write a book.
Speaker 2 (45:07):
You should do that. Really.
Speaker 1 (45:10):
There is a new study that's come out that says
you can tell everything about you based on what your
favorite subject in school is. So think about what yours is.
If you're currently going back to school, or if you
were in school at one point in your life, like
most of us were. What was your favorite subject? If
science is your favorite subject, it says that you're curious
and logical.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
M Yeah, I like science. There's always there's a right
and wrong answer there, very clear you now Google?
Speaker 1 (45:35):
Is this normal? From everything from dreams to rashes? Yeah?
Who has all the answers?
Speaker 2 (45:41):
What can you say? You have trust issues?
Speaker 1 (45:44):
Oh, and you will explain things no one knows or
cares about at parties while everybody zones out. Maybe my
favorite subject was science because that happens to me a
whole lot.
Speaker 2 (45:58):
Victoria. I fits that one too, But yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (46:00):
Love facts but live in denial and it has a
red flag. You're obsessed with drama but still haven't figured
out why your dating life is one long failed trial.
Speaker 2 (46:09):
Ye science, Yeah, that's if science is your favorite subject.
Speaker 1 (46:16):
If math was your favorite subject in school, or is
your favorite subject as you go back to school, here's
what it says about your personality. You're emotionally unavailable, ooh
nights calm under pressure. You're dead inside, but in a clean,
minimalist way.
Speaker 2 (46:30):
So that's good. I can see that.
Speaker 1 (46:32):
Actually, you solve problems for fun, yet run from confrontation
and to hear a control freak disguised as a go
with the flow type person.
Speaker 3 (46:42):
Ooh, yes, I have someone who they used to love
math when they were little, and I could not understand why.
Speaker 1 (46:48):
I never understood anybody who knew math. I mean, I'm
really good at math, super good. Yeah, I got the
pre algebra Oh nice. My senior year in high school,
I was in pre algebra. I took class eighth graders.
They came over from the middle school, and I was
the only seene here in the class, and I had
to sit in the corner because I cheated off everybody,
so they put my desk all the way in the
corner and I still got a D. But technically I
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passed pre algebra. I'm pretty much the best at math.
Speaker 2 (47:14):
Clearly.
Speaker 1 (47:16):
If your favorite subject is history, here's what it says
about your personality.
Speaker 2 (47:20):
That's me, really, I love history.
Speaker 1 (47:23):
Live in the past, and not just emotionally. Oh yike,
act like you, You act like you've moved on, but
bring up arguments from twenty nineteen. Oh, yes, you don't forget.
You forget, but you don't forget. You're great at holding grudges.
If history is your favorite subject.
Speaker 2 (47:38):
Yes, because if you earned it, you deserve it. You
view exes as failed empires. God, the kind of talk
about them like they're an empire. The are each one
is a chapter of my life.
Speaker 1 (47:50):
I think everything is a government conspiracy, and you're really
good at predicting people's behavior based on past patterns facts.
Speaker 2 (47:57):
I hate that. I feel like everything but the conspiracy
fits you pretty well. Yeah, I'm not being in conspiracy theories,
but I can read you like a book.
Speaker 1 (48:05):
If your favorite subject was pe or sports, Here's what
it says about your personality and competitive, disciplined and energetic,
no samework. Do you think that team spirit fixes everything?
You own five water bottles and zero coping mechanisms.
Speaker 7 (48:23):
It says.
Speaker 1 (48:26):
You feel the best when moving, you have a low
tolerance for bs, and you still think grinding will fix
your abandonment issues.
Speaker 2 (48:33):
Yeah, it's time for Nina's what's trending? So there's another
viral mugshot because the girl is hot. A Kentucky woman
was arrested because of how she vandalized her excess car.
This is pretty amazing. So both things in itself are trending.
If you want to see her hot thing. Just google
girl who vandalizes excess car face. Yeah, she's a brunette
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and I guess she's kind of busty and people are like,
oh my, but what she did was now you know,
she's also extremely passionate because she poured glitter in the
air conditioning event of her man's or x man's car.
She's that about. She cracked the windshield, she cracked the
rear view mirror, she busted the vehicle's radio screen, and
she poured salt into the vehicle's engine. Yike, wow, So
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what she did it was over twelve thousand dollars in damages.
So her dad steps in because she got arrested, and
he's like, let's just try to make this not a
felony charge, like she'll pay for it. She definitely is
guilty or whatever. The girl's like, no, I'm not. She says,
I'm guilty of pouring glitter into the AC events and
damaging the windshield. The rest of it is overdue for
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like damages that he's got. Honestly, she went out at
the bay. Oh this picture too. She's got a big
smile on her face, like she's real proud and no
shame at all for what she did. I mean, this
guy must have really did her dirty. I mean, but
sof eyas you dirty?
Speaker 3 (50:00):
Do you think it's okay to I mean, not vandalized
to that extent, but I don't know, Like, how do
you get them back?
Speaker 2 (50:06):
No? In my mind, the biggest form of revenge is
to look good and to do good. Oh bye, you
are always going to wonder. You don't get to call
me crazy to everybody else, and if you do, you
look stupid because when they stalk me, they're going to
see that I'm doing well and I'm hot, So jokes
on everybody else.
Speaker 3 (50:20):
Oh I knew someone who instead she cut all the chords.
Speaker 2 (50:24):
You could do that, like his laptop board came home
and he's like, why does nothing work? I was like, oh, honestly,
I wish I was that petty at times. There was
the one time when I shot the TV because I
bought it and I was really upset about it. But
how much energy it took for me to find an
angle to shoot it? Be begun into a sloping window
(50:47):
into this man's apartment because he cheated on me so
bad and the TV I had just bought him. But
you got it. I got it, and I did want
him to have it, so I had to, like, but
that was so much work, and by the time I
was done ruining the television, I was so tired. So
that's when I decided looking good and like doing good
was better than actually well petty stuff did take me to.
Speaker 3 (51:08):
Actually get a clear shot hours.
Speaker 2 (51:13):
My roommate was like, are we really doing that? I
was like, yes, just stay watched. Anyway, that was me
in another life. Speaking of other people that are going
to jail, Remember the ketamine queen. Yeah, I remember the
name of I don't remember what. So she is the
woman who was responsible for distributing a distribute teeing a
(51:35):
bunch of kedemine in California, and she's also responsible for
the fatal dose from that Matthew Perry had taken Matthew
Perry from friends. She is actually pleading guilty to multiple
charges at this point, so at least she's taking responsibility.
I mean, there was really so much proof that just
kind of pointed out her. She couldn't get out of
it anyway.
Speaker 3 (51:53):
But I would have thought she would have denied tony,
deny until she could have to dine anything else.
Speaker 2 (51:57):
Well, she's not denying, she's saying she's guilty. Wow, dang.
And lastly, this is kind of sad or I don't know,
maybe you guys agree with it, but you know, the
new Sydney Sweeney film just opened. It opened to about
four hundred and fifty dollars per theater that it was in.
It opened in over one thousand theaters. It's the Americana movie.
(52:17):
But people were saying nobody's going to it because of
the ads that's between the denim ads. I don't think
that's the reason. I think there was no marketing for it,
like not.
Speaker 3 (52:26):
There was a little bit of marketing, but I thought
it was coming to streaming, Like I didn't even know
it was out this last weekend.
Speaker 2 (52:31):
Like they didn't put much into marketing it. In my opinion. Allegedly,
it got really good reviews except for nobody wants to
go see it in the theaters. I'll go see it
if I know it's there. Well, it's there. Oh that's
what's trending.
Speaker 4 (52:43):
Jubles dirty little Secret.
Speaker 2 (52:46):
Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret? I
do sweet?
Speaker 4 (52:51):
What is it so, my dirty little secret? It's it's dirty?
Speaker 2 (52:58):
Oh okay, okay.
Speaker 4 (53:01):
So let's start off at the top. I have been
an escort for the past four years.
Speaker 6 (53:08):
No one knows this it all.
Speaker 4 (53:10):
They think I work a corporate you know, regular American
person job, you know.
Speaker 9 (53:16):
And so, yeah, that's what I've been doing for the
past three four years now, I've been escorting.
Speaker 2 (53:23):
Oh okay, are you hearing it?
Speaker 9 (53:26):
Well, funny you asked me that I have this one
client that I have a little bit favoritism to, more
than than to others. He's married, of course, by the way,
and I think I have more than a professional type
(53:47):
of situation with them, and I'm actually starting to catch
feelings for this to die.
Speaker 2 (53:53):
Oh no, A yeah, escort, do you have to do
anything with them?
Speaker 3 (53:58):
Or like, I don't know, is it kind of similar
to you just go to dinner or you go to dinner.
Speaker 9 (54:03):
And it just it just depends on what the client wants.
Speaker 4 (54:08):
I kind of apply.
Speaker 9 (54:09):
Some wants dinner in the movie the whole deals. Some
just want to get straight to the point. It just
it varies with customers. But this particular customer, he's nice
and charming and really nice guy. I mean, I'm gonna
be honest, I'm falling for him.
Speaker 4 (54:27):
But there's more. Over the years, I built.
Speaker 9 (54:31):
This rapport, this somewhat of a bond of trust with him,
that we have stopped using protection.
Speaker 2 (54:40):
I know.
Speaker 4 (54:41):
And just yesterday I had.
Speaker 9 (54:44):
To take a little tinkle tinkle on a stick you
can read between the lines.
Speaker 4 (54:49):
And that, and it was positive. Oh so yeah.
Speaker 9 (54:56):
So now I'm just trying to figure out how I'm
going I could.
Speaker 4 (55:00):
Break this to a married man that hey, what was
supposed to be.
Speaker 9 (55:05):
Just your part time fun, It's gonna be eighteen years
of commitment.
Speaker 2 (55:14):
Let's be real. That's the consequence to your actions. This
guy deserves every second and bit of it. I mean,
you made your choices, you know, they may not have
been the smartest. Yeah, However, I wouldn't worry about telling him.
Tell him he did this and he knocked you up.
He's married, he paid for it. Oh no, tell him
and he can keep paying for it and pay you
and the baby, as long as you didn't do that
(55:36):
on purpose trap him, you know, Oh no.
Speaker 4 (55:39):
It wasn't purpose. Yeah, yeah, because I actually care for
the guy.
Speaker 9 (55:43):
You know, I would hope I don't know, I'm already
making dumb decisions, but I'm hoping that he would try
to I don't know, to squeeze me in his baby
into his life some.
Speaker 4 (55:55):
Type of way.
Speaker 9 (55:56):
I mean, I know he only booked me for a
couple hours every years.
Speaker 2 (56:03):
Be careful when he asks for that discount, that baby
day discount, don't give it to him.
Speaker 4 (56:10):
Yeah, well that's my dirty little secret.
Speaker 2 (56:13):
Good one. Thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. Man,
my heart hurts for his wife. So you have a
good one. What's your dirty little secret.
How many times has this happened to you? It's the
Jewel Show. You line up a first date with someone
that you think is super cool. They have all the
cool stuff that you like on a person, cool hair,
cool smile, the coolest elbows you've ever seen. So in
preparation for your first date, you do all the normal things.
You hire an excia agent, do a little background check
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on them, fly to their hometown and interview their parents,
show up at their job and ask to view their
last performance review. And then bam, all of a sudden,
they think you're coming on a little too strong, and
once again, someone you thought might be super cool doesn't
appreciate all the hard work you put into the relationship
and they cancel the first date. Well, one woman is
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actually in a legal battle with her former employer and
it's all because of a first date that she went on.
What why is she suing her old job because of
her dating life? You'll find out right after this. Have
you ever done a little innocent cyberstalking before a first date?
It's the Jewel Show. If you said yes, then congrats,
you're like everybody else. But one woman decided to go
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the extra mile and now she's making national news because
of it. Her name is Sarah Thompson. She's a twenty
nine year old fraud investigator for a major insurance company,
and she's suing her former employee for wrongful termination after
she was caught using corporate systems to dig into a
man that she was scheduled to have a first date with.
Oh According to internal records, Thompson access confidential insurance files,
(01:35):
pulled his driving history, even opened up a fake fraud
case so she could legally justify pulling surveillance footage nearby
his home.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Oh okay, now you crossed the line, Sarah. Now I
don't agree with this.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
She filed a false injury claim to gain access to
his medical history.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
This is all before he first date. She's just checking
up on the guy. Oh, somebody must have burned Sarah
in the past.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
She actually dispatched to company drone for an aerial sweep
of his backyard to quote, see if he owns a trampoline.
I don't know what mean.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Maybe he told her he had.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
A trampoline and she wanted to fact check it, you know,
make sure he's not lying for this first date.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
I have no idea like trampoline jumpers are just like
red flags. I'm not adrenaline rush. She ran a credit
check through three partner databases. Wow wow, I guess that
flagged at twelve dollars and forty seven cents in overse library. Fine.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
She ordered a satellite imaging request to monitor how often.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
He mote his loss. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
She used company GPS tracking software to trace every copy
shop that he had visited in the last ninety days.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
How long did it take her to do all of this? Like,
was this like over a week span? Does it say?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
It doesn't say, but it was leading up to a
first date. She's doing a little innocent background check on
the bay a little bit. Get that in po girl.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
That's way too much.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Her employer claims the stunt wasn't just a violation of policy,
it also costs a company dearly. A spokesperson said, the
misuse of resources in this case told it one hundred
and forty eight thousand dollars. Yeah, I mean dispatching a
drone to do a sweep of the guy's house.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
I mean she must be really good at her job. Yeah,
for real.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Thompson, the woman who's suing her company for wrongful termination
because she was just doing a little litocent, you know,
checking up on her date before she had a first
date with the guy. Said, one hundred and forty eight
thousand dollars is basically what people pay for a wedding
these days, and you can't put a price tag on love. Besides,
how else was I supposed to know if he's the
kind of guy who leaves his Christmas lights up in
(03:39):
March there?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
You should have done that by just looking on them
like yellow pages or white pages and did a drive by.
You did not have to send fifty thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Said that she doesn't consider it stalking. She thought it
was a pre date audit is how she's saying it,
but still used company resources to do it.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Fish and audit it. You ask me she could use
that for her resume when she goes to get the
next job.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
She's insisting that she did nothing wrong, and now she's
suing the company. And to make matters worse, the first
date canceled on her never had the date.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
You probably play on that trampoline because he read the lawsuits.
You know, what are these drones doing about my house?
Speaker 1 (04:21):
And how do you decide how much pre first date
cyber stalking to do you do.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
None, that's not true, Nina. You have to protect yourself
and you go to the are we dating the same
guy to see if he flags pretty quickly and just
a little bit of a brief overview. This lady thought
she did just a little bit of a brief overview.
Also like this is absolutely too far. But if you're
a little bit naive not to do any at all.
Are they really not married like they say they're not?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Like relationship have weighed in and they said that you
should focus on sensible cyber stalking for a first date,
not dispatching drones to their house and getting a satellite
footage of every coffee shop that they've been doing in
the last ninety days. That's at they say. It's normal
to be curious about your date, So start with verifying
what you already know about them. Confirm where they work,
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LinkedIn by checking out their LinkedIn, look at their Instagram,
but don't run a background check or come through their
social media profiles to the point that you get no sleep.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Not even that.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
But if you show up to the date and you
know more about him or her, whoever it is, than
they told you to talk about.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
And I know you also stalked them, but then you
know what they like what there's a certain amount of
stalking you can do. To act like you don't is
the quickest way to get yourself chopped into little pieces.
There is a line. But if you know way too much,
like more than they've told you, like oh my gosh,
Like and your dog Sparky back when you're five, he's like.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Excuse me, I was your mom's birthday party? Yeah, I
got her a gift. Okay, now we've crossed the line.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
It's another jewbile phone frame day mornings.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
On the twenties. Hello, Hey, this is P.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Dkins calling from plumbing. Is this Scott?
Speaker 5 (06:13):
Yeah, that's me.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Yeah, Hey Scott, so took a look at your toilets
this morning. Thank you for calling us in for this
emergency service. Yeah, we got a big, big problem here. Okay, yeah, yeah,
so none of the toilets had water in them this
morning when you woke up. Yeah yeah, well, I mean
(06:35):
I know you already know that, but what you got
is a category seven backflow anomaly going on.
Speaker 6 (06:42):
Category seven seven.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Backflow anomaly, which means all of you pressure and all
the water has sucked itself back into the system.
Speaker 6 (06:52):
Uh oh, okay, what does that mean?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
It basically means an you ever see a tsunami wave,
how they kind of you know, they the water sucks
back and then the big wave comes.
Speaker 7 (07:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Yeah, So essentially that's what you got going on in
your pipes here, all the waters sort of back in.
Speaker 7 (07:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
So you gotta be real careful with this.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
So it's gonna you know, it's gonna take a little
bit of work.
Speaker 8 (07:21):
Oh, right now, hell's gotten.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
It's got yeah yeah, uh.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Oh boy.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Ah here ready, hold on, just gonna open up that
bathroom door again one more time.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Okay, just see what's going on in there real quick.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
Okay, oh man.
Speaker 6 (08:20):
Keep them just keeps slipping, man like man oh man,
just this Oh it's gonna be such a mess.
Speaker 8 (08:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
I don't know if you heard what happened there, but yeah,
we got a you got a big problem going on.
Speaker 6 (08:49):
I heard I heard an explosion or something. What happened?
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Yeah, ah boy, oh boy. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Well I was about to say you shouldn't light any
any sort of flammable items around the toilets for until
we get this sorted out. But Jimmie over, you're at
this light up a cigarette.
Speaker 6 (09:12):
One of you guys lit a cigarette in my house? Yes,
what was he doing up there?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Now?
Speaker 1 (09:19):
And fort I mean, oh my goodness, it's it's it's
it's uh oh boy, it's up to my ankles now.
So yeah, uh hey, should I call you back a
little bit, maybe work on this.
Speaker 6 (09:32):
I'm coming home right now and I'm gonna come.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
And kick you.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
I'll just let you know that this is a prank
phone call and your wife set you up. This is
actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank
on you. Oh my wife said, you guys had to
call emergency plumbers today for something and she wanted to
mess with you.
Speaker 6 (09:51):
Oh my god, I'm so glad my house isn't right now.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone Franks, It's time
for Nina's what's trending?
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Buckle up, babes, because there's inert a new term. Well
you know where I was going with that, But the
new term that you need to know is called roaching.
So basically, it's when you find out that the person
that you're dating is dating other people and it's safe
to assume that there's more than just one other person.
Like with roaches, you see one's for one. Yes, there's
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a bunch. There's always a bunch. So if you find
out the person you're dating is seeing at least one
other person, it's safe to assume that there's multiple. But
isn't this also just called dating? No if you're not exclusive?
Speaker 9 (10:42):
Right?
Speaker 6 (10:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Right? Dating?
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Honestly, I don't like the word roaching though I would
have thought roaching would have mean something like if you
try to get rid of him, he comes back every
single time.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Still better better way to describe roaching.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
To get rid of it, so to speak. It just
kind of pops back up and you don't know what
just happened.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
So I feel like that's kind of what guys do. Yeah,
I also call that whack a mole.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
Why have they pop back?
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Yeah, and they pop up again. Well, whatever you call it,
roaching is a term. But yeah, I think there's one
thing that everybody has to understand that is dating, because
I know there's a lot of new people that are
out there in the streets again because of you know,
relationships changing. Dating means you are seeing people. That does
not automatically mean you are in a relationship. If you
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go on a few dates with somebody, right, And it sucks,
and I know it can mess with your self esteem
and all of that. But if you keep that mentality
and you just float around and just get to know
people and take something away from every person, then you'll
inch towards being in a not broaching situation.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
But if you want to have a conversation of like, hey,
what are we doing?
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Yeah? I feel like I have to remind people of
that a lot because they always get so bummed when
they find out that there's other people in the circle.
But it's like, it's the fastest way to get you
to your one. But should you kind of know that though?
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Because I feel like unless you are exclusive or like
you're not dating anyone else, and you say you're not
anyone else, why would you assume that you're not da
atingyone else?
Speaker 2 (12:04):
I think a lot of people do. I think they
really I think they do too. I mean, when you're
physical with multiple people, I think that's important to disclose
at all times. But anyway, enough from Auntie the Leeber's
got played. Oh my gosh, this story cracks me up
and you have to see the video. So there's this
justin Bieber impersonator who was in Vegas over the weekend.
He shows up to the Win Hotel with a full
(12:24):
blown entourage. This guy looks a lot like Justin. I'm close,
not at all, but like from far away, like you
can tell. And he goes up to the DJ and
his people are like, listen, Justin's here. He really wants
to perform, this is gonna happen. They get him out
on stage, he starts performing. He seems just like Justin wowow,
Like it was pretty much spot on the video. You
couldn't hear it really well, but you've heard it anyway.
(12:46):
It sounded pretty spot on. But so Winn gets so mad.
They like let him in thinking it was Justin Bieber.
They let him perform thinking it was Justin Bieber, and
now this poor guy's gotten kicked out and like really
totally blackballed role in forever.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Anybody that was there know it wasn't Justin Bieber, like
the people that were at the club.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
No, even the DJ got played. The DJ was like,
this is the coolest night of my life. And then
he has this video of him finding out that it
wasn't Justin Bieber and he's like, no, how did he
know how did they find out it wasn't Justin Bieber.
I'm not sure how they ended up finding out, but
they did. And it would have been funnier if the
guy saying terribly yeah, you're like man doesn't really Harley,
(13:27):
I can be close to you. I'll settle for some
toast with you. Yeah. It just makes the lyrics all wrong.
Justin is that you? It is my new version.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
He's really falling off man.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
But even believers got played. That's the crazy part. So dang,
that is which trended first day follow up powered by
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Speaker 1 (13:56):
We is on the phone today for a first date
follow up and she's getting ghosted dude named Jeff, and
so we're about to see if we can get another
date and find out why she was ghosted by calling
him in a second.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
But first let's find out about the date. Brie. How
long has it been since you heard from Jeff?
Speaker 10 (14:11):
I have not heard from him in four days for
a very long date.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
When did you last talk to I mean, like, what
was your last interaction with him?
Speaker 10 (14:20):
Like, so it was our date with our last interaction,
I've not heard from him since the date, and I'm
not sure what happened.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Did you reach out to him since?
Speaker 10 (14:30):
Yeah, yeah, I'm starting to look a little bit crazy.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
So you guys, okay, fair well, let's talk about the day.
How did it go?
Speaker 4 (14:41):
Okay? So we met on Hinge. He ticks all of
my boxes.
Speaker 10 (14:47):
It was a great first date, so he basically picked
everything out. He has his favorite neighborhood spot. So we
went to this really really nice Battalion restaurant and all
the Italian food was really thoughtful. He asked me before
we went what my favorite food was, so we had
that in common, which was really cool. And then we
went to another little cute spot to get some drinks
(15:10):
and there was a tooth box there, which I thought
was pretty cool, and he gave me money so I
could pick out my favorite songs.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
I thought it was very thoughtful.
Speaker 10 (15:21):
Yeah, like just really low key, sweet, sweet, thoughtful date.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
And we sat next to each other and we sang.
Speaker 10 (15:28):
Like my favorite songs and uh like, we accidentally brushed
elbows a couple of times, and it was like the
best date that I've ever been on. So I'm kind
of confused. We had a lot in common, like we
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talked about sunny movies. I like our childhood. I was
telling him I was interested in self a dancing, and
he said he was like open to college because I
was trying to test the waters cofee wed, you know,
interested in the mother hang. We both are mediocre cooks.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
There was just like a.
Speaker 10 (16:09):
Lot of commonalities and laughter, and just I thought it
was good vibes.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
And then I don't know, I thought it was perfect.
Speaker 10 (16:17):
Like yeah, we closed down the bar and then Ki
walked me home and then we kissed and I thought
it was magic.
Speaker 4 (16:28):
And then I have not heard from him since, so I.
Speaker 10 (16:34):
Don't know I've been We texted that night and that
was fine, but then I tried to keep texting to like,
you know, I'm going to the Salta Cross.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
We're going to hang out. How is your day, how
is work? Any of that.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
I've got nothing, any idea of why it goes to
you at all.
Speaker 4 (16:51):
My friends have a prediction.
Speaker 10 (16:53):
Okay, so I talk a lot. I don't know if
she's noticed. They think me maybe I over did. I
was talking about like pillar talk and intimacy and like,
I don't know, maybe they think I just I was
too hardcore for flirting.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
I came.
Speaker 10 (17:11):
I'm too strong with hay Let's go salve the dancing.
I'm looking too far into it. I don't know they're
thinking I did maybe too much flirting or too much like,
where are we going with her the next step? How
do you feel about this or that?
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Maybe when your elbows brushed? Did you guys have long
sleeves on a bare elbows?
Speaker 4 (17:32):
I rolled my sleeves up. He did not.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Oh, that's why we thought you were a little risky
going in bare elbows like that.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
That is quite a right skin to skin. Well, we'll
see if we can figure it out for you.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
We'll play a song come back, and then call him
and see if I tell us why he's ghosting you
and hopefully get you another date.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Okay, maybe all right, we'll get your first day follow
up next.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Right in the middle of your first day follow up
if you're just joining us, a breeze on the phone
and she's getting ghosted by a dude named Jeff. So
we're about to call him and see if you'll tell
us why he's ghostinger and maybe get her another date.
But before we do that, Brie, why don't you catch
everybody up on your situation?
Speaker 4 (18:07):
Okay, because name.
Speaker 10 (18:08):
Is Jeff met On Hinge, best date of my life,
very thoughtful, very kind, now has been ghosting me for
four days. My friends think it's because maybe over shit.
Maybe I like came on too strong.
Speaker 4 (18:21):
I don't know, Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
I must have been what it was. All right, Well,
are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 10 (18:30):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (18:31):
Please?
Speaker 7 (18:31):
All right?
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Here we go hello him asweaking to Jeff. Please Joe, Jeff,
how are you? My name is Jubel and I host
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the radio show. It's called The Jebel Show.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Hi, Jeff, the whole show's here. I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria. Hi, guys,
how are you good? How are you?
Speaker 5 (19:01):
What do I owe the honor?
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Have you ever listened to the show before?
Speaker 4 (19:06):
Once or twice?
Speaker 1 (19:07):
We do a segment on the show it's called the
first Date follow up. So that's where if you go
out on a date with somebody and end up ghosting them,
that person can have us get you on the phone
to ask why you're ghosting them. So we got an
email about you, sucka.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
You mean to be very nice coaching, but we got
an email about you.
Speaker 5 (19:28):
I think I see where this is going. Yeah, about
about Kaylen. No, I'm sorry, her.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Name is bri. You're busy, Jeff, never mind about that, Kaylen? Okay,
and I heard it, but okay.
Speaker 5 (19:50):
I'm going to give you a short answer. Relied to
me be the liar about what about her age? I
mean she was I liked it her last So I
went and you know, I did the the proverbial scouting
technique where you going on you know, social media, find
out things about them.
Speaker 4 (20:10):
And I found out that actually she told me she.
Speaker 5 (20:13):
Was thirty three her the app that she was thirty three,
I'm thirty years old.
Speaker 4 (20:16):
Turns out she's thirty eight.
Speaker 5 (20:18):
What and yeah, yeah, kind of like comes to me
for a loop. I was like, well, we had a
lot in common, we shared a lot of stuff. We
had it. I had a great date. I thought we
had a good time. But I just don't do well
with liars. How do you know she was lying about
her age? Well her because her birthday on her on
her social media page.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Okay, and then you asked her her real birthday or
something like how'd you find out the real birthday?
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Yeah? It shows on apps like how old they are
on one app?
Speaker 7 (20:46):
Right?
Speaker 1 (20:46):
But then so she said she's said she was thirty three. Okay,
so it said she was, but then you saw her
birthdate on what on her social media? On her face ookage?
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Oh okay, so you didn't ask her about that.
Speaker 5 (21:00):
Well, I didn't really need to ask her anything. I mean,
she already lied to me. She's gonna lie to me again.
What do you ask You don't suppose that a cool
woman her age, right.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
I mean, maybe it's like an accident. Maybe it was
like a typo all of a sudden you put in
the wrong number and you're thirty eight. I don't know.
I just feel like, does it matter how old she is?
Speaker 4 (21:17):
Though?
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Like, does is that really what bothers you?
Speaker 5 (21:20):
No, don't get it twisted. It's not about her age, okay.
It's about the fact that she was. She wasn't a forthcoming.
It's about I've had my own pass experience that some
my lives about the little.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Thing, the next thing, you know, everything. So it's just
kind of it's just kind of a deal breaker for me,
you know, so we spiral little bit that makes sense.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Okay, Well, thanks for telling us, Jeff, I appreciate that.
Speaker 4 (21:43):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Also, Brie is on the phone. She's been listening to
this whole time and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Oh, oh, okay, bri.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
Joffre.
Speaker 10 (21:57):
Yes, the age on a hinge is not correct. However,
you would not have met me if I didn't fudge
the number a little bit.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Oh, so you know you did.
Speaker 4 (22:10):
Okay, there's so.
Speaker 10 (22:11):
Many it's not People normally don't bump the age up
to thirty five. So I've noticed that the pool is
much smaller. So I just reduced my age by a
little bit.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
An age is nothing by that but a number. So
I didn't think it was a big deal, and I
didn't realize he was googling me.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
I think it's safe to assume that anytime you go
on a d at risk of being googled.
Speaker 4 (22:36):
He should have asked me. You didn't even ask me.
You just assumed that I'm like a big wire because
it was hinge.
Speaker 5 (22:43):
Well, I mean, honestly think that it should have been
one of the things you addressed on our date, you know,
I mean, maybe maybe something about letting me know that
by the way, you know, maybe it wouldn't have been
such a such a shock to me had I heard
it from your mouth instead of finding out on my own.
Speaker 10 (23:01):
Okay, I understand that My intention was never to not
tell you. I was planning on telling you, and then
I just kind of got caught up in everything and
forgot about it and got nervous, and then it was
just in the moment.
Speaker 4 (23:14):
The plan was never not to tell you. So have
you lied to me about anything else?
Speaker 5 (23:19):
Is there anything else you want to come clean about
the ord?
Speaker 4 (23:23):
No, that's that's it. I don't know why I would
lie about anything else.
Speaker 5 (23:27):
So, you know, we were listening there at the jukebox
and you play all these songs. Is I mean Flowers,
you know by Miley?
Speaker 4 (23:33):
Is that not your favorite song?
Speaker 9 (23:34):
Is that?
Speaker 4 (23:35):
Are you lie about that too?
Speaker 10 (23:37):
No?
Speaker 4 (23:39):
That is my favorite song. You saw me sing to
it loudly. That is definitely my favorite song.
Speaker 5 (23:44):
I mean, do you did you like the food that
we had? Did you like my neighborhood spot there? Or
did you lie about that as well?
Speaker 4 (23:51):
Food?
Speaker 10 (23:52):
I just enjoyed the food.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
It was great.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
I think Jeff has some trust issues, and that's okay.
Speaker 4 (23:58):
I'm not a liar. I'm not a bad person. I'm
not like trying to trick you.
Speaker 10 (24:03):
Nobody after thirty five, like there's a cutoff on hinge.
I don't know why for the pool small for dating options.
So I just made my net a little wider and
I wouldn't have met you otherwise. I really don't think
it's a big deal. I'm not lying about all sorts
of weird things like pasta and me us. Okay, I
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was planning on telling you, and then I just got
caught up, That's all.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Jeff.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Would you like to go on another date with Brie?
We'll pay for it, give it a chance and griller
in person.
Speaker 5 (24:34):
Right, Yeah, I would love to go on another date
with Bree, and I would love to, you know, come
clean about whatever we need to come clean about.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Okay, well, Brea, congratulations, got another date.
Speaker 4 (24:48):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
You're going to be questioned every movie you make, but hey,
more power to you.
Speaker 4 (24:53):
Yep. I will be asking you who Klan is?
Speaker 2 (24:56):
Why about that?
Speaker 4 (24:59):
You know?
Speaker 5 (25:00):
Through it?
Speaker 7 (25:00):
I believe you.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Oh she had that in her back pocket.
Speaker 11 (25:08):
Jubile's first day follow up, Good morning?
Speaker 4 (25:10):
Can I take your order?
Speaker 12 (25:11):
Can I get a tall chi at a large black coffee?
Speaker 4 (25:15):
Large black cost?
Speaker 7 (25:16):
Do you mean aventy No?
Speaker 4 (25:18):
I mean he means AVENTI. Yeah, that's the biggest funny.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Got VENTI is large?
Speaker 7 (25:22):
No venty is twenty. Large is large.
Speaker 12 (25:26):
In fact, cole is large and bronde is Spanish for large.
Speaker 7 (25:30):
Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's
also the only one that's Italian.
Speaker 4 (25:33):
Congratulations for stupid and three languages.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for tickets to see Wheezer, Janelle one A,
and a bunch of others at bumber Shoot Music Festival.
Calls up right now if you want to play eight
eight eight three four three one eight eight eight three
four three one o six one. You can also dm
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us at the Jubil Show or go to the Jubeil
Show if you think you have what it takes to
beat Victoria.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
I'm not gonna lie, guys.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
I always usually want to win, but I have my
coffee in a cute little glass and I'm really excited
about it.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
So you're distracted by your glass, is what you're saying,
or that you're already winning.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
I'm already winning there, so it's pretty an easy win
for you today.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
If you call up, we'll play you vers Victoria right
after this, so you will show.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
Call me stupid?
Speaker 3 (26:26):
All right, to call you stupid would be an insult
to stupid people.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
I've worn dresses with higher iques.
Speaker 13 (26:32):
But you think you're an intellectual, don't you wait?
Speaker 1 (26:35):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for tickets to see Weeezer, Janelle, Money, and
a bunch of many more. Yeah at Bumbershoot Music Festival.
And let's meet today's contestant for you verus Victoria.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
Tammy. What's up, Tammy? Hey not what?
Speaker 4 (26:56):
Just waiting to go to work and I thought, well
I would try to give this a shot.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Hey, where do you work, Tammy?
Speaker 4 (27:03):
I work for Byrom Healthcare in Bafle.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Okay, what do you do for the healthcare place?
Speaker 4 (27:10):
It's a call.
Speaker 10 (27:11):
Center and we sell medical products like diabetics supplies and
wound care things like that.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Oh cool, all right, sweet Well, I'm in the market
for some wound care. I always like to be on
the cutting edge of woundcare over himself. Yeah, all right,
we're gonna send Victoria out of the studio, and while
she's leaving, Tammy, the game is played like this, you
have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
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If you don't know one, just say passed, and Victoria
has to beat you outright to win. Okay, all right,
I'm excited it alright, she is outside, the door is closed,
and Tammy, your time starts.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Now. Which movie is the famous line You're gonna need
a bigger boat from Jaws? What is the average weight
of a full term newborn baby?
Speaker 4 (28:03):
Uh seven and a half pounds?
Speaker 2 (28:06):
The United States bought Alaska from which country?
Speaker 9 (28:10):
Russia?
Speaker 2 (28:12):
What element is a diamond composed of?
Speaker 12 (28:16):
Umm?
Speaker 4 (28:17):
Oh, damn it? Ummm yeah?
Speaker 2 (28:21):
What famous two thousands couple were all dunhim outfits to
a music awards ceremony.
Speaker 7 (28:27):
Pass?
Speaker 1 (28:27):
All right, God that We'll bring Victoria back into the
studio and tell me while she's getting settled and putting
her headphones on and stuff.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Here's a question for you.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
If you could replace your kneecaps with anything from a
home depot aisle, what would you pick?
Speaker 4 (28:45):
I know, maybe if they have springs.
Speaker 10 (28:47):
So when you have to get you know, like you
got to go down and do something.
Speaker 4 (28:51):
I don't want to talk about what you might have
to go down and do but if you have to
go down on your knees, you have something to bounce
yourself back up.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
That's cool. That would be dope. Yeah, the floors. You know,
you just got a boot. That's a good answer, Victoria.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
If you had to replace your knee caps with anything
from a home deep while, what would you pick?
Speaker 2 (29:09):
And it can't be springs? I'm not Gonnaly.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
The first thing that came to my mind was a
bird house. That's because I really want a bird house
and I want to paint one.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Hey, two knee caps. Birds houses would be pretty cool.
You just sit outside all day and birds will come
land on your knees and.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Yours never be lonely. I know how fung would that be.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
And then once the birds come to you, then you
get like the cats and the dogs because they want
to play with the birds.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
So you got a bunch of friends. Oh my gosh, yeah,
your cow would kill all the birds in your knees.
They're all friends. Na.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Here we go thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass, and you
have to beat Tammy outright to win, and Tammy you
can tell Victoria when to go springs.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Ready go Which movie is the famous line You're gonna
need a bigger boat from? Uhh, who goes on a boat?
I don't know. Oh my gosh, I don't know who.
Who goes on a vote? Nemo? What is the average
weight of a full term newborn baby? I hated that weight?
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The United States? Bot Alaska? From which country? Russia? What
element is the diamond composed of mother diamond? Oh, crowther diamond.
This is awkward, say mother diamond, I said, other diamond.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
That's all that he said to like, that's wrong, but
it's a really good answer.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Did alright, Let's see how you guys did. Nina has
your score? Well, Victoria did get one question correct? Ao, Tammy,
please tell me you got three? Three? You crushed it.
Jimmy got three questions correct. How'd you know all these answers?
Speaker 5 (30:53):
She got?
Speaker 2 (30:53):
Springs? Girls, She bounces back.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Send some of that wound care stuff this way for Victoria.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
I'm gonna need it. Yeah, birdcare. All right, let's get
your answers. Now, you're gonna need a bigger boat is
from the movie Jaws. The average weight of a full
term newborn baby is about seven to seven and a
half pounds the United States, not Alaska from Russia AO.
The element that a diamond is composed of is carbon,
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and the famous two thousands couple that wore all done
them outfits to the Music Awardes Brady is just an entry, Sammy,
congratulations and thank you for playing.
Speaker 4 (31:35):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
We play you vers Victoria the same time every single
weekday morning. Remember if you want to play, I have
to do is dm us at the Jubile Show or
go to the jubilshow dot com.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
It's time to Catch a Cheater only on the Jubile Show.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
Amy is on the phone today for to Catch a
Cheater and she thinks that her boyfriend of four years
named Garrett might be messing around. So we'll see if
we can help her out. But before we do that,
Amy tell us what's going on. Why do you think
Garrett might be cheating?
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Hey?
Speaker 11 (32:01):
Yeah, thanks for having me. Yeah, So I'm just gonna
for us. First off, start by saying that our relationship
has kind of been on and off for the whole
like four years together. He hasn't done anything that like
is a red flag or anything, but the commitment level
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has been pretty low throughout the whole four years. I
would say towards the beginning of our relationship, it was
when we would take breaks, there'd be some situationships and
then you know, the last like we moved in together
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like a little over a year ago. So I think
once that started happening, our on and off just turned
into us like when we would get into an argument,
like we would just need space from one another. But
I would say, it's it's been on and off for
four years. But yeah, and I think there's just been
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some things recently that started to make me think, like, oh,
I think.
Speaker 4 (33:12):
He's cheating on me. You guys are right now, we
are on and on. Yes, Yeah.
Speaker 11 (33:23):
So Garrett is a gamer, loves playing video games.
Speaker 4 (33:28):
He plays on.
Speaker 11 (33:29):
Twitch and it's it's fine, like it's not my favorite
thing because he does it super late at night, and
so I end up going to bed by myself most nights,
and he's like screaming and like cussing at the TV
and it's so loud and whatever.
Speaker 4 (33:50):
That's what ended up happening.
Speaker 11 (33:51):
And there was one night not that long ago that
I had to get up and go to the bathroom
and when I went out of the room, I could
hear he was still on Twitch or like playing the
video games, but he wasn't screaming at it, so.
Speaker 4 (34:09):
I was like, what's he doing?
Speaker 11 (34:11):
And I could hear him talking at a lower voice,
and it felt like a pretty intimate conversation. There wasn't
anything that was like dirty that was said, but I
know for a fact I heard him say finally meeting.
Speaker 4 (34:31):
I heard those words, okay, and I just it.
Speaker 11 (34:35):
Just like rang a bell in my ear, like finally meeting?
Who are you finally meeting with? Like this is different
than what I've heard you before playing video games.
Speaker 4 (34:46):
So anyways, I didn't really know what to do, so.
Speaker 11 (34:49):
I just went back to bed, and I didn't really
know what to say. So I haven't said anything. But
if I'm being honest, like I've put up with a
lot over the years, and if he is cheating on me,
like I'm done, it's over.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
Yeah, especially you guys have been on and off and
stuff like that. Yeah that's too much for your nervous system.
Speaker 4 (35:11):
Yeah yeah, yes.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
Okay, Well you already told us what a grocery store.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
He's an Awards card member at so so we'll play
a song, come back, and then call him and pretend
to be from the grocery store and say that every
single month, we choose one Lucky Rewards member who gets
a free gift from us and his flowers delivered from
our Florid apartment, and we'll see if he sends those
to you or to somebody else.
Speaker 4 (35:31):
Okay, Okay, that sounds good.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
All right, we'll get you to Catch a Cheater right
after this, if you're just joining us for Today's to
Catch a Cheater. Amy is on the phone and she
thinks that her boyfriend of four years named Garrett might
be cheating. So we're about to call him and pretend
to be from the grocery store that he's an awards
member at and say that he's this month's lucky winner
of free flowers delivered from our Florida department, and we'll
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see if he sends those to Amy or to somebody else.
But before we do that, Amy, why don't you break
down why do you think he's cheating again?
Speaker 11 (36:02):
For us?
Speaker 7 (36:02):
Real quick?
Speaker 11 (36:04):
Yeah, I think he's cheating because I heard him playing
video games and potentially talking to someone in a semi
intimate way, and I just want to know is he
cheating on me or am.
Speaker 4 (36:22):
I just going crazy.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
And you guys have the history of the on and
off to you, so that's not helping.
Speaker 4 (36:27):
No, it doesn't help with that. Cool.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
Are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 4 (36:32):
Yes? I am ready.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 4 (36:46):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Hey, this is horrible calling from I was looking for
our Rewards Card member named Garrett.
Speaker 7 (36:53):
This is suon.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
Hi Garrett, how are you please? Don't I'm actually calling
with a big congratulations. We're all cheering for you here.
You're this month's big way. Thank you so much for
shopping with us.
Speaker 7 (37:02):
What did I win?
Speaker 2 (37:04):
Oh? Well, maybe you don't know.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
Every single month, one of our Rewards Card members wins
a free gift from us, and it's flowers delivered from
our floor apartment to anybody that you want with in
the fifty United States. You've just won thirty six long
sim red roses, a box of candy or chocolate, and
a card to be delivered to anybody that you want,
absolutely free. It's a three hundred and sixteen dollars value.
Speaker 7 (37:22):
Wow, that's that's awesome.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
All right.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
Well, all I would need for you would be the
first and the last name of the person you'd like
to send them to, and then we'll get anything you
want to put on a card if you want that,
and the address, and we'll be good to go. And
like I said, you had confirmations before we're off the phone.
Speaker 7 (37:38):
Okay, can you send it to Amelia?
Speaker 2 (37:43):
Okay? And do you want to put anything on a
card to Amelia?
Speaker 7 (37:48):
Yes?
Speaker 12 (37:49):
How about I can't wait to finally meet already, feel
like I've met my soulmate.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
Can't wait to finally meet lady, feel like I met
my soulmate. Thank you very much for that information, Garrett.
Now I will give you some information. This is not
the grocery store. It's actually a radio show. It's called
The Jewbel Show.
Speaker 10 (38:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
Hi, I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victorian, and my name is Jewbell.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
And we do a segment on the show called to
Catch a Cheater where if you think your significant other
might be messing around, you see who they send flowers too.
And your girlfriend of four years, Amy is on the phone.
Speaker 7 (38:22):
Wait a minute, hold on, what are you talking about?
Speaker 4 (38:25):
To catch your cheater?
Speaker 1 (38:26):
Yes, if you think your significant other is cheating on you,
you can see who they send flowers too.
Speaker 12 (38:31):
So you lied to me, Jarrett, Like, what's going on, Amelia?
Speaker 7 (38:41):
You think I'm cheating.
Speaker 14 (38:43):
Well, clearly you are if you're sending it to Amelia
and not Amy and saying that you think you've found
your soulmate.
Speaker 7 (38:54):
I can see how you would sink that.
Speaker 4 (38:56):
But Garrett, think what, Oh my gosh, Garrett, who is
this person?
Speaker 11 (39:06):
Like?
Speaker 4 (39:06):
How did you meet? How long have you been together? Like,
I'm what is going on?
Speaker 12 (39:12):
First of all, listen, I understand why you're upset, but
I am not cheating on you. I just met this
woman online when I was twitch streaming.
Speaker 7 (39:23):
We clicked, and.
Speaker 12 (39:26):
I don't know. I just I think she might be
my soulmate. And I'm sorry. I wanted to tell you.
I planned on telling you tomorrow about it, and I
am sorry that you found out like this.
Speaker 7 (39:36):
But you know, we haven't been getting along very much either.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
That's really an excuse to just start peacing out before
a conversation. And then what if you weren't so with Amelia?
What have you just been quiet and stayed with Amy?
Speaker 7 (39:50):
Well?
Speaker 12 (39:50):
I don't know, because I am not in that reality.
Oh my god, listen, I am sorry. I can under
you being upset about this, but again, I really didn't
mean for this to.
Speaker 7 (40:04):
Happen this way.
Speaker 12 (40:05):
I really did plan on telling you tomorrow, and it's
super messed up that we had to do it like this.
Speaker 4 (40:14):
Yeah, you think I'm upset, Like, of course I'm upset.
Speaker 11 (40:17):
You've been cheating on me for the past couple of months, like.
Speaker 8 (40:24):
What I do.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
Well, you've been fortniting with someone else, so you shouldn't
be fortniting with now.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
You should be fortniting at home.
Speaker 15 (40:33):
Amy doesn't like the Fortnite Okay, well good, I'm I'm
glad you found someone to fortnite with you while I'm
just laying in bed, like being in a relationships so absurd.
Speaker 4 (40:52):
I cannot believe this is happening. This is crazy.
Speaker 11 (40:57):
That's what I get for dating and oversize the twelfth
year old.
Speaker 12 (41:02):
There are a lot of people my age who play Fortnite,
and Amelia is an oversized twelve year old two. I
guess that didn't come out right.
Speaker 7 (41:14):
We go along, we.
Speaker 12 (41:17):
Have a lot in common, and we just don't And
I'm sorry, and I deserve this, and I understand why
you're upset. I mean, is it a crime to have
someone to fortnite with?
Speaker 11 (41:30):
I mean, you know what, You're right? You have been
asking me to fortnite with you. But you know what,
I've been wanting someone.
Speaker 4 (41:39):
To me.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
WHOA you deserve that girl?
Speaker 4 (41:48):
Thank you. I'm gonna go find that now the Jubile Shows.
To catch a cheater.
Speaker 2 (41:56):
Aol, to prove too Dad that I'm not a fool.
I got my nonch packed up, my boots tied tight.
I hope I don't get in a fight. Oh, back
to school? Back to school is that time again?
Speaker 1 (42:18):
Wide eyed elementary school kids are supporting their new backpacks
and shiny new shoes. Middle school kids are rolling their
eyes at their parents while they take their annual.
Speaker 2 (42:28):
First day of school pictures.
Speaker 1 (42:30):
High schoolers are annoying daily commuters by terribly driving themselves
to campus, and college students are already hungover. Yeah, it's
back to school time, and just in time for that.
A new study says, what's your favorite subject in school
says about you as a person? Oh, so, think about
when you were in school, what subject gave you your
jolly's well? And if you're currently in school, what class
(42:54):
do you actually pay attention in? And we'll tell you
what it says about your personality? Right after this, it's
the Jubile Show. I remember nothing from school.
Speaker 13 (43:01):
People talk about history to me, and I'm like, I
don't know when you guys learned that. I think we
skipped all of this. I almost don't graduate high school.
I had an F in science. I was taking a
class called science my senior year in high school. And then,
I mean, I had an F. And my dad went
and talked to the teacher and just said, look, just
give him a D. He's not gonna do science stuff.
(43:23):
And the teacher agreed to it. She was that confident.
I wouldn't touch this science world.
Speaker 2 (43:33):
I got it.
Speaker 13 (43:34):
We took acts and I got a seventeen on it.
And if you don't know acts, I mean eighteen is
they're like, that's not good man, but you made it seventeen.
They're like, I don't even are you enrolled in this school?
Speaker 4 (43:46):
Like what are you doing?
Speaker 13 (43:49):
The only thing I remember is in seventh grade we
had a kid fistfight or pe teacher that stuck with me.
I mean, he was too old to be in seventh grade.
Speaker 2 (44:00):
He drove to seventh grade.
Speaker 1 (44:03):
What is your favorite subject in school, or if you're
going back to school, what is your favorite subject? Because
a new study has just come out that says you
can tell everything about your personality based on what your
favorite subject in school is.
Speaker 2 (44:16):
That makes a lot of sense. Actually, what do you mean,
like what your favorite thing is to learn about? That
says a lot about your brain.
Speaker 1 (44:22):
Oh yeah, so we'll go over right now, so you
can find a little bit more out about yourself. If
your favorite school, if your favorite thing in school was
English or literature, it says you're emotionally unstable but self aware.
That was my favorite, by the way, and that's spot
on so far, so far, that's spot on. I'm very
self aware, also very emotionally unstable.
Speaker 7 (44:43):
At times.
Speaker 2 (44:44):
You can romanticize a dead plant.
Speaker 1 (44:46):
Yeah, absolutely, I've romanticized a lot of dead plants in
my day, always analyzing people who don't even know you exist.
You think crying in the rain is character development. And
you're one bad week away from starting a memoir, no
one asks for I've started a few of them, Yes,
I tell you pretty much. After one bad week, I'm like,
I said, I got to write a book.
Speaker 2 (45:07):
You should do that. Really.
Speaker 1 (45:10):
There is a new study that's come out that says
you can tell everything about you based on what your
favorite subject in school is. So think about what yours is.
If you're currently going back to school, or if you
were in school at one point in your life, like
most of us were. What was your favorite subject? If
science is your favorite subject, it says that you're curious
and logical.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
M Yeah, I like science. There's always there's a right
and wrong answer there, very clear you now Google?
Speaker 1 (45:35):
Is this normal? From everything from dreams to rashes? Yeah?
Who has all the answers?
Speaker 2 (45:41):
What can you say? You have trust issues?
Speaker 1 (45:44):
Oh, and you will explain things no one knows or
cares about at parties while everybody zones out. Maybe my
favorite subject was science because that happens to me a
whole lot.
Speaker 2 (45:58):
Victoria. I fits that one too, But yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (46:00):
Love facts but live in denial and it has a
red flag. You're obsessed with drama but still haven't figured
out why your dating life is one long failed trial.
Speaker 2 (46:09):
Ye science, Yeah, that's if science is your favorite subject.
Speaker 1 (46:16):
If math was your favorite subject in school, or is
your favorite subject as you go back to school, here's
what it says about your personality. You're emotionally unavailable, ooh
nights calm under pressure. You're dead inside, but in a clean,
minimalist way.
Speaker 2 (46:30):
So that's good. I can see that.
Speaker 1 (46:32):
Actually, you solve problems for fun, yet run from confrontation
and to hear a control freak disguised as a go
with the flow type person.
Speaker 3 (46:42):
Ooh, yes, I have someone who they used to love
math when they were little, and I could not understand why.
Speaker 1 (46:48):
I never understood anybody who knew math. I mean, I'm
really good at math, super good. Yeah, I got the
pre algebra Oh nice. My senior year in high school,
I was in pre algebra. I took class eighth graders.
They came over from the middle school, and I was
the only seene here in the class, and I had
to sit in the corner because I cheated off everybody,
so they put my desk all the way in the
corner and I still got a D. But technically I
(47:10):
passed pre algebra. I'm pretty much the best at math.
Speaker 2 (47:14):
Clearly.
Speaker 1 (47:16):
If your favorite subject is history, here's what it says
about your personality.
Speaker 2 (47:20):
That's me, really, I love history.
Speaker 1 (47:23):
Live in the past, and not just emotionally. Oh yike,
act like you, You act like you've moved on, but
bring up arguments from twenty nineteen. Oh, yes, you don't forget.
You forget, but you don't forget. You're great at holding grudges.
If history is your favorite subject.
Speaker 2 (47:38):
Yes, because if you earned it, you deserve it. You
view exes as failed empires. God, the kind of talk
about them like they're an empire. The are each one
is a chapter of my life.
Speaker 1 (47:50):
I think everything is a government conspiracy, and you're really
good at predicting people's behavior based on past patterns facts.
Speaker 2 (47:57):
I hate that. I feel like everything but the conspiracy
fits you pretty well. Yeah, I'm not being in conspiracy theories,
but I can read you like a book.
Speaker 1 (48:05):
If your favorite subject was pe or sports, Here's what
it says about your personality and competitive, disciplined and energetic,
no samework. Do you think that team spirit fixes everything?
You own five water bottles and zero coping mechanisms.
Speaker 7 (48:23):
It says.
Speaker 1 (48:26):
You feel the best when moving, you have a low
tolerance for bs, and you still think grinding will fix
your abandonment issues.
Speaker 2 (48:33):
Yeah, it's time for Nina's what's trending? So there's another
viral mugshot because the girl is hot. A Kentucky woman
was arrested because of how she vandalized her excess car.
This is pretty amazing. So both things in itself are trending.
If you want to see her hot thing. Just google
girl who vandalizes excess car face. Yeah, she's a brunette
(48:57):
and I guess she's kind of busty and people are like,
oh my, but what she did was now you know,
she's also extremely passionate because she poured glitter in the
air conditioning event of her man's or x man's car.
She's that about. She cracked the windshield, she cracked the
rear view mirror, she busted the vehicle's radio screen, and
she poured salt into the vehicle's engine. Yike, wow, So
(49:19):
what she did it was over twelve thousand dollars in damages.
So her dad steps in because she got arrested, and
he's like, let's just try to make this not a
felony charge, like she'll pay for it. She definitely is
guilty or whatever. The girl's like, no, I'm not. She says,
I'm guilty of pouring glitter into the AC events and
damaging the windshield. The rest of it is overdue for
(49:41):
like damages that he's got. Honestly, she went out at
the bay. Oh this picture too. She's got a big
smile on her face, like she's real proud and no
shame at all for what she did. I mean, this
guy must have really did her dirty. I mean, but
sof eyas you dirty?
Speaker 3 (50:00):
Do you think it's okay to I mean, not vandalized
to that extent, but I don't know, Like, how do
you get them back?
Speaker 2 (50:06):
No? In my mind, the biggest form of revenge is
to look good and to do good. Oh bye, you
are always going to wonder. You don't get to call
me crazy to everybody else, and if you do, you
look stupid because when they stalk me, they're going to
see that I'm doing well and I'm hot, So jokes
on everybody else.
Speaker 3 (50:20):
Oh I knew someone who instead she cut all the chords.
Speaker 2 (50:24):
You could do that, like his laptop board came home
and he's like, why does nothing work? I was like, oh, honestly,
I wish I was that petty at times. There was
the one time when I shot the TV because I
bought it and I was really upset about it. But
how much energy it took for me to find an
angle to shoot it? Be begun into a sloping window
(50:47):
into this man's apartment because he cheated on me so
bad and the TV I had just bought him. But
you got it. I got it, and I did want
him to have it, so I had to, like, but
that was so much work, and by the time I
was done ruining the television, I was so tired. So
that's when I decided looking good and like doing good
was better than actually well petty stuff did take me to.
Speaker 3 (51:08):
Actually get a clear shot hours.
Speaker 2 (51:13):
My roommate was like, are we really doing that? I
was like, yes, just stay watched. Anyway, that was me
in another life. Speaking of other people that are going
to jail, Remember the ketamine queen. Yeah, I remember the
name of I don't remember what. So she is the
woman who was responsible for distributing a distribute teeing a
(51:35):
bunch of kedemine in California, and she's also responsible for
the fatal dose from that Matthew Perry had taken Matthew
Perry from friends. She is actually pleading guilty to multiple
charges at this point, so at least she's taking responsibility.
I mean, there was really so much proof that just
kind of pointed out her. She couldn't get out of
it anyway.
Speaker 3 (51:53):
But I would have thought she would have denied tony,
deny until she could have to dine anything else.
Speaker 2 (51:57):
Well, she's not denying, she's saying she's guilty. Wow, dang.
And lastly, this is kind of sad or I don't know,
maybe you guys agree with it, but you know, the
new Sydney Sweeney film just opened. It opened to about
four hundred and fifty dollars per theater that it was in.
It opened in over one thousand theaters. It's the Americana movie.
(52:17):
But people were saying nobody's going to it because of
the ads that's between the denim ads. I don't think
that's the reason. I think there was no marketing for it,
like not.
Speaker 3 (52:26):
There was a little bit of marketing, but I thought
it was coming to streaming, Like I didn't even know
it was out this last weekend.
Speaker 2 (52:31):
Like they didn't put much into marketing it. In my opinion. Allegedly,
it got really good reviews except for nobody wants to
go see it in the theaters. I'll go see it
if I know it's there. Well, it's there. Oh that's
what's trending.
Speaker 4 (52:43):
Jubles dirty little Secret.
Speaker 2 (52:46):
Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret? I
do sweet?
Speaker 4 (52:51):
What is it so, my dirty little secret? It's it's dirty?
Speaker 2 (52:58):
Oh okay, okay.
Speaker 4 (53:01):
So let's start off at the top. I have been
an escort for the past four years.
Speaker 6 (53:08):
No one knows this it all.
Speaker 4 (53:10):
They think I work a corporate you know, regular American
person job, you know.
Speaker 9 (53:16):
And so, yeah, that's what I've been doing for the
past three four years now, I've been escorting.
Speaker 2 (53:23):
Oh okay, are you hearing it?
Speaker 9 (53:26):
Well, funny you asked me that I have this one
client that I have a little bit favoritism to, more
than than to others. He's married, of course, by the way,
and I think I have more than a professional type
(53:47):
of situation with them, and I'm actually starting to catch
feelings for this to die.
Speaker 2 (53:53):
Oh no, A yeah, escort, do you have to do
anything with them?
Speaker 3 (53:58):
Or like, I don't know, is it kind of similar
to you just go to dinner or you go to dinner.
Speaker 9 (54:03):
And it just it just depends on what the client wants.
Speaker 4 (54:08):
I kind of apply.
Speaker 9 (54:09):
Some wants dinner in the movie the whole deals. Some
just want to get straight to the point. It just
it varies with customers. But this particular customer, he's nice
and charming and really nice guy. I mean, I'm gonna
be honest, I'm falling for him.
Speaker 4 (54:27):
But there's more. Over the years, I built.
Speaker 9 (54:31):
This rapport, this somewhat of a bond of trust with him,
that we have stopped using protection.
Speaker 2 (54:40):
I know.
Speaker 4 (54:41):
And just yesterday I had.
Speaker 9 (54:44):
To take a little tinkle tinkle on a stick you
can read between the lines.
Speaker 4 (54:49):
And that, and it was positive. Oh so yeah.
Speaker 9 (54:56):
So now I'm just trying to figure out how I'm
going I could.
Speaker 4 (55:00):
Break this to a married man that hey, what was
supposed to be.
Speaker 9 (55:05):
Just your part time fun, It's gonna be eighteen years
of commitment.
Speaker 2 (55:14):
Let's be real. That's the consequence to your actions. This
guy deserves every second and bit of it. I mean,
you made your choices, you know, they may not have
been the smartest. Yeah, However, I wouldn't worry about telling him.
Tell him he did this and he knocked you up.
He's married, he paid for it. Oh no, tell him
and he can keep paying for it and pay you
and the baby, as long as you didn't do that
(55:36):
on purpose trap him, you know, Oh no.
Speaker 4 (55:39):
It wasn't purpose. Yeah, yeah, because I actually care for
the guy.
Speaker 9 (55:43):
You know, I would hope I don't know, I'm already
making dumb decisions, but I'm hoping that he would try
to I don't know, to squeeze me in his baby
into his life some.
Speaker 4 (55:55):
Type of way.
Speaker 9 (55:56):
I mean, I know he only booked me for a
couple hours every years.
Speaker 2 (56:03):
Be careful when he asks for that discount, that baby
day discount, don't give it to him.
Speaker 4 (56:10):
Yeah, well that's my dirty little secret.
Speaker 2 (56:13):
Good one. Thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. Man,
my heart hurts for his wife. So you have a
good one. What's your dirty little secret.
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