The Full Jubal Show from August 27th, 2025

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The craziest thing in the universe has happened, and the
world just cannot stop talking about the fact that Taylor
Swift and Travis Kelcey are engaged. You will show, and
I know at this point you probably think you've heard
all there is to discuss about the biggest engagement in
the history of mankind. But think again, because you probably
haven't heard all the crazy things that have happened, including

(00:23):
all the insane social media reactions. I believe that, and
we'll go over it all and play the audio for
you next. So don't go anywhere even if you want to.
It doesn't matter. The only thing that anybody is talking
about is Taylor Swift and Travis kels A getting engaged,
and it will be that way for the next six
months at least, so you have no choice, but we'll
play the audio for you it it's hilarious next, so

(00:45):
you will show Taylor.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Swift is engage. Taylor Swift is engaged. This come back
to me, she just posted it.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
This is a news reporter after the news broke.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Taylor Swift is engage. Taylor Swift, disengage. This come back
to me, she just posted it. Oh my god, Oh
my God, I feel like Paul Revere right now. This
is a very exciting moment for me in my professional
career because I get to announce that Taylor Swift and
Travis Kelsey are engaged. Very exciting here that we get

(01:20):
to break that and.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Tell you about that she's with me for life.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
I have a feeling, though, basing his prior statements, the
President will not be having a Taylor Swift wedding in
the ballroom.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Olivia Ronaldi, thank you read looking. I'm trying to get
to the serious news. Nobody cares about anything the president
says for the next I think year. What did he say?
I kind of what's going on?

Speaker 4 (01:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
I was also just kind of second how she compared
herself to Paul Revere. But that's it. It's the Jewbil Show.
And I know by now, unless you live I would
say under a rock. But I'm sure even ants are
talking about it. If on another planet, then you've heard
that Taylor Swift is now engaged to Travis Kelcey. It's insane.

(02:05):
It's literally the only thing that anybody is talking about
and probably will continue to talk about until they get married.

Speaker 5 (02:11):
I will say I was trying to think about this,
but I think there's more to the story than just
the fact that they're getting married.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
People are so excited because it gives you this hope.

Speaker 5 (02:18):
It gives you hope all of the things will work
out because Taylor has had all of that drama with
all of her other boyfriends and all of the songs
and everything publicly, and now she gets her happy ending.
So if Taylor gets her happy ending for a while, it.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
So that is why I'm happy, not with Taylor, but
for me. One person on social media has said that
their wife cried harder than at their own wedding getting
the news that Taylor Swift was married.

Speaker 6 (02:42):
I did see a lot of people on social media crying,
and I was like, guys, why are we crying.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
A lot of social media reaction if you haven't heard
all the details about the engagement. We'll go over those
real quick. But we've got some great audio for you
of people freaking out they got engaged and they play
full Instagram caption that read your English teacher and your
gym teacher are getting married. That is really which. The

(03:08):
ring that Travis Kelsey got her is a custom designed
Old Mind brilliant cut diamond ring created by a jeweler
and it's worth around they estimate five hundred and fifty
thousand dollars. That's it. Yeah, I thought it'd be more
than that. I'm not gonna trump.

Speaker 5 (03:23):
I thought it was gonna be more than that too.
I mean you see how big it was. I was like,
that's got to.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Be like, really, is that not like a lot of
money or of course that's a lot of money for
normal people. Politicians were weighing in, companies were weighing, and
everybody's talking about the fact that Taylor Swift is engaged.
One gym teacher actually did this you.

Speaker 7 (03:44):
Know biokay ds today But Taylors just got engaged.

Speaker 5 (03:49):
No, he canceled the class.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
What's gonna get done? Actually very smart, He's like, yeah,
there's no way these kids are gonna be able to
take a test. Also, he probably wanted to just go
hop on the internet and be like, oh.

Speaker 5 (04:06):
I do see all the reactions, like the soundtracking is my.

Speaker 8 (04:11):
Guess who's engaged? Yeah, guess he's engaged.

Speaker 9 (04:23):
Someone?

Speaker 10 (04:23):
You know, U probably what Taylor Swift's engage. Okay, okay,
Literally people are crying like it's their cousin or something
that their cousin hasn't been able to find anybody, and
they finally did, Oh my god, okay.

Speaker 11 (04:42):
We're gonna sorry, we're gonna shift beers here. So okay,
getting where did this come out? Which was.

Speaker 5 (05:00):
To do one of those big public weddings like the
Royals do, yeah, you know what I mean, and the
like have the parade with their carriage and and everybody.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
We're still tripping out because even at this big company
that we worked for, all the corporate emails from like
you know, it was fifty to sixty year old dudes
just emailing like thirteen year old fangirls on like all
all all company emails, just like did you hear the news?
Oh my god?

Speaker 5 (05:23):
And I love how late they were on it too,
but they're like we got this in the first fifteen minutes.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
We're like, bro, we've got one minute. We'll all right away.
Here's another fan on social media reacting to Taylor Swift's
engagement news.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
This is what the countdown of countdowns led to. We've
had all of these countdowns dropping all of the Rainbow
Vinyl variants, and fans noticed that they were counting down
in their countdowns, and at the end of her countdowns
dropping actual merge.

Speaker 8 (05:50):
We get the announcement of her engagement.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
This isn't the first time we've seen this pattern, though,
because we saw this with the listening parties on Taylor Nation,
where we counted up or down through all of Taylor's work,
and we stopped that lover and skipped to celebrating the
ann She's breaking this down, which was Christmas on the
Tailor Nation timeline, and on that day Travis posted the
Carousel of Pictures where he posted Taylor on his Instagram

(06:14):
for the first time, which they still don't follow each other, by.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
The way, they imagine if Taylor Shift was doing all
this by accident, like she wasn't actually planning. I know
she is with all the number stuff, but imagine if
she was just doing by mistake. But the fans are
the ones reading into.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
It engaged now and they don't follow each other, and
the Tailor Nation listening parties skipped Lover and went to
folklore and this garden, many of the people in my
comments have pointed out, looks a lot like this garden from.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
Me talking about the garden where they got engaged.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
Sure, and look at the cherub in this scene of
the music video.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
There are very similar cherub.

Speaker 8 (06:42):
Light posts next to the game, and it was just posting.

Speaker 3 (06:44):
Yesterday about how the red vinyl is completing the rainbow
that she was making with the vinyl colors, and the
colors are just a more saturated version of the pastel
rainbows of the Lover era and the red vinyl cane.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
Real quick, I just want to say for any dudes
out there, you know who rip on people who are
into Taylor Swift and stuff like that, she's breaking this
down like your favorite sports commentation. You watch this on
allday long if it was about sports. She's doing the
same thing the day after.

Speaker 3 (07:09):
The anniversary of Lover in then you need to calm down.
Music video from the Lover era archer shoot at a target.
So again, all of this culminating in the red vinyl.

Speaker 5 (07:19):
Travis Kelsey wasn't around during Lover though, That's what I'm so.
That is a stretch because I don't think that she
planned for her engagement back all the way at Lover.

Speaker 6 (07:27):
Stretch, yes, but low key kind of makes a little sense.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
And that's the countdown.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
TTPD is the manuscript now and then she rereads the
manuscript of the entire tour and affair.

Speaker 8 (07:38):
How did it end? Haven't you heard they called it
all off? One gasp?

Speaker 3 (07:41):
And then how did it end? We already have the
end of the story in two forms. She said Midnights
was a visual album, and this is the.

Speaker 12 (07:46):
Visual and this is okay.

Speaker 5 (07:49):
I she had me at the beginning, like with the
numbers and all the countdowns, which also, Taylor, are you tired?

Speaker 1 (07:54):
Like how do you?

Speaker 7 (07:55):
Well?

Speaker 6 (07:55):
That makes sense because I heard they actually got engaged
like two weeks ago.

Speaker 5 (07:59):
Yeah, that part makes sense. The countdowns do. But yeah,
she lost me at Lover. I don't know because that
doesn't make sense.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
All I can think is what what have they slid
through without us paying attention? Do you know the powers
that be? There's got to be something, right, I mean,
if there's a illuminati, Taylor Shift is definitely at the
bar and they're like, hey, get engaged because we need
to slide this built through or something like that. Something happened,
Something has happened in the news cycle that we should

(08:25):
have heard about that we didn't hear about because Taylor
Stift got engaged. Oh no, when they made that announcement,
that would be if that would be the perfect time
to release the Epstein files. Literally, it's another Jewbile phone
frame on the twenties. Hello, Yeah, what'll sep his dog?

Speaker 12 (08:54):
I'm sorry to hi.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
This is dog. Just wall like like we're all we're
about to be done pretty soon, you know, like everything
should be in there all right, but like there's a
couple of things I needed to call and go over
with you about.

Speaker 13 (09:11):
I'm sorry, who are you?

Speaker 14 (09:15):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (09:15):
Yeah, my name is donk Man. I'm with meeting and
like we're moving your stuff today and putting in your
knee place or whatever, and so I was just kind
of calling you, like a little bit of an update.

Speaker 12 (09:26):
What is in the background?

Speaker 1 (09:29):
What's that? What are you doing something?

Speaker 7 (09:33):
Who?

Speaker 1 (09:33):
Hold on? Once held up and was like yeah, sorry,
I had to just stop that real quick. Yeah, So,
hey is this Annie? Annie? This is donk I'm calling
from moving we're moving yourself in your knee place today,
just calling to give you a little bit of an update,
kind of go over some things, right, right.

Speaker 8 (09:47):
How's it? How's it selling? How am I going over?

Speaker 1 (09:49):
Sorry?

Speaker 15 (09:50):
What was that?

Speaker 8 (09:52):
What mos in the background?

Speaker 12 (09:54):
What are you doing?

Speaker 1 (09:55):
I'm saying? Sorry? It was like super hard to hear
you for some.

Speaker 12 (09:57):
Reason it's hard to hear me.

Speaker 13 (10:00):
It's hard to hear you. There's something going on in
the background.

Speaker 8 (10:01):
I don't know what it is.

Speaker 13 (10:03):
Every time I start cracking.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
Yeah, here it is. I mean, yeah, I just want
to give you like an op day. But also, like
doc is having trouble hearing you.

Speaker 13 (10:12):
What was that whatever the background noise is, can you
stop it for a sec.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
Maybe I shouldn't be blending while I'm on the found.

Speaker 8 (10:19):
Wait wait, wait, wait are you doing this at my house?

Speaker 13 (10:25):
What is What's is that my blender you're using?

Speaker 1 (10:29):
Well, like it's a blender, you know, and it was like.

Speaker 13 (10:32):
A blender, Yeah, my blender.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
I mean I don't know if it's your blender because
I don't know what your blender looks like, you know.

Speaker 12 (10:40):
What I mean?

Speaker 13 (10:40):
But like, are you in my house?

Speaker 1 (10:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (10:44):
Like moving, okay, so that's my blender. You were hired to.

Speaker 5 (10:48):
Move my not to use my Yeah, like I figure,
you know you probably understand.

Speaker 13 (10:55):
Oh, un plug it right now and.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
Putting it on Oh you wa like thousands who this
like blender is like really good? Like where'd you get it?

Speaker 13 (11:07):
Put away my blender? Anything? Five hundred adults?

Speaker 1 (11:12):
It totally makes sense. That this thing is five hundred
box because like I just dropped a whole apple in
there and like just smashed.

Speaker 5 (11:20):
It right away right now, the blender away.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
I don't know if you heard that or not. Annie,
here what chucked us?

Speaker 15 (11:33):
All?

Speaker 1 (11:33):
Like listen to this and see if this sounds like
normal to you?

Speaker 8 (11:38):
Do you break my blender? Dude?

Speaker 13 (11:41):
Did you break its?

Speaker 1 (11:43):
Like doing right now? You know what I mean?

Speaker 13 (11:45):
Like no, no, no, just just unplugge it and put it.
Just put it aside, unplugged, do not do not do
anything else with it blender?

Speaker 1 (11:54):
Okay, noted? So yeah, Annie, Like if I'm picking up
all what you're put and now, which DONK thinks he is,
you don't want me to mescle the blender anymore because
like also I.

Speaker 13 (12:04):
Think I might have broken put it away? And why
didn't refer to yourself from the third person?

Speaker 3 (12:10):
No?

Speaker 1 (12:12):
No, what no, Like there's not three people talking to
you right now, it's just DONK.

Speaker 13 (12:19):
Yeah no, why did you call me in the first place?

Speaker 1 (12:23):
Oh oh well cause like well two things okay, So
like one, I guess like what you're saying, a kay,
he's a blender anymore, which is all good because like
I was gonna ask where your peanut butter was, but
like now, I guess I didn't need it anyway. And
the other thing is we broke your dresser.

Speaker 8 (12:40):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 13 (12:41):
I said a one hundred years old? It was a
vintage piece. You are dead meat, Donk whatever your name is,
I'm gonna get you fired. Unlet your manager's contact information?
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 12 (12:55):
Any?

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It's a joke that you guys are having movers move
your stuff in your new place today and wanted to
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Speaker 12 (13:10):
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Speaker 13 (13:12):
I thought I was talking to the dumbest person the planet.
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(14:33):
It's your home from Machino. I'm right, get back on
the track. Now you need to take your breath. Yeah,
well I try to collect myself words. Maybe you need
to do this.

Speaker 5 (14:43):
There's a new hot exercise trend and it's called running
on all fours. Actually that's not what it's called. That's
just what it is now, so it's called quadroobics quaderobics.
A personal trainer says it's all about primal movement, and
it's become more popular because people are craving more functional, holistic,
and playful ways to move.

Speaker 12 (15:05):
Now.

Speaker 5 (15:05):
They're talking about not just walking on off furs, jumping running.
I don't feel like that's good on yours. It's like
a biometric push up kind of you know, they're.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
Good for you.

Speaker 5 (15:16):
What well have you ever done like bear crawls, like
you know, for your absence basically what you were describing exactly.
And so sometimes I don't know about you, but if
I'm in like a bear crawl position, if I try
to jump like that, I feel like I'm gonna really
hurt my wrists or like my own eyes or something.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
I don't think.

Speaker 12 (15:32):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
I don't think so well, maybe because my upper body
is not as strong as yours. I don't know. Maybe
I don't know. Yeah, I mean it works, it works.
I mean it's it's not like they're new moves, you know,
but this person is calling them primal. They're primal. It's
because I'm like a bear. I mean, like I just
roll around on all fours that I eat all kinds

(15:53):
of meat that I killed myself in the woods with
my own mouth. Oh, he's one of those dudes. Shirt. Yeah,
he called it quad robics. It's aerobics for the real man.
I was doing the research about like brain stuff out,
like you know, human DNA stuff and like we were
basically bears before so doing this one or like we

(16:14):
just bears and we primal it out.

Speaker 16 (16:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (16:17):
Should imagine walking into a workout class those people, people
on all fours.

Speaker 6 (16:22):
I would not I think this is quad robics.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
I would think something is going on. It's like a
one on one entry level class to that kind of stuff.

Speaker 12 (16:30):
They'll get me wrong.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
I'm completely into bro science, you know what I mean. Like,
I like the workout stuff and I watch all this video.
I watch a lot of the videos with the bro science.
But it is funny sometimes. Wow, these guys get to
their conclusions about things. Well, it's interesting.

Speaker 5 (16:41):
If you do decide to try quad arobics, just be
safe and careful so you don't hurt yourself. There are
some trends that are already in the on the decline
in twenty twenty five. And the interesting thing is is
a couple of these things. I didn't even know we're
turning in the first place, but lobster sweaters are.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
Now on the out. I'm sorry.

Speaker 5 (17:00):
Who was wearing a lobster sweat? I'm not sure even
what it is. It's a cable the sweater with a
lobster on it. So people were actually wearing lobster sweaters.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
Sawny lobster. We're not hanging out with a fashionable crowd.
I gotta get to I guess not.

Speaker 5 (17:13):
Fisherman core was really in and we missed the train
because none of us were coming in with any of
our fishermen gear on.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
What are we gonna do? I don't know.

Speaker 5 (17:21):
I kind of like the idea, though. Bubble skirts are
going by bye already. They came and went real quick.
Aided bags are leaving us. I think beaded jags are
kind of always in, though, like depending on how they
are they are.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
Yeah, okay, and that's that. I'm thinking of what fishermen think.
Cash me up, sir, don't mind if I do. I
didn't say dressed like a fish walk around and be
like yeah, but you should know.

Speaker 5 (17:49):
If you've been on any dating app, you know that
the dudes love to hold their big fish. Oh yeah,
oh yeah, the Oh my gosh, Victoria, that's actually an idea.
You should dress up like a fish and be like
anybody in here trying to catch a good one.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
Thinks that you want to throw me at your big
fishing knot.

Speaker 5 (18:12):
I was going, what kind of bait you got for me? Tequila,
you're gonna say, you know, I'm not catching release. I'm
not catching release.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
No, if you got you got me, you gotta be hooked.

Speaker 5 (18:28):
Having too much fun with this, Victoria would be like,
I am catching release, so I can only handle you
for a day.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
That's what's trending.

Speaker 3 (18:38):
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Speaker 1 (18:45):
Greg is on the phone today for a first Day
follow up and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Joyce.
So we're about to call her and see if she
tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him
a second date. But first, Greg, how long has it
been since you heard from joy Oh?

Speaker 12 (18:58):
Man, it's been like a almost two weeks. Oh, I know,
I know. I'm trying to figure this out. I don't
know what happened. I feel like we had a good time.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
What was the last thing she said to you?

Speaker 12 (19:12):
The last thing she said to me? Well, we were
had in the bar. I don't know, we had like
a whole great date.

Speaker 7 (19:18):
It's just like I felt like she all of a
sudden disappeared on me, and so I was the one
who reached out to her of her text trying to
figure out.

Speaker 12 (19:26):
Where she went, and I just haven't heard back.

Speaker 1 (19:30):
Tell us about it.

Speaker 7 (19:31):
Yeah, well, I mean I feel like I should tell
you what happened first, because we ended up having a
good date. It wasn't like it was just some random
little fling, like we went out, got like these burritos
from a food truck, ended up walking around like doing karaoke.

Speaker 12 (19:45):
Like I don't know.

Speaker 7 (19:46):
Joy's kind of my dream. Really, she's like spontaneous. She's
got like this I don't know, mischievous energy. I don't know,
Like I don't want to call her mischievous, but like
that's the best way I can come up. Is she's gorgeous,
Like we ended up kissing and all this good stuff,
like she could challenge me. But yeah, it was so
weird when we when we got to this, when we

(20:06):
got to the bar. She just I went to the
bathroom and when I came back, she was gone, did
something happen? I'm trying to figure that out, Like I've
been playing the date over and over in my head.
And we ended up getting into this argument about the
hot sauces that we were kidding with our burritos, and

(20:29):
like she got this nasty she got this nasty hot sauce.
It was like the five halapeno or five chili whatever,
like they you could get.

Speaker 12 (20:37):
I was like, you are what are you doing? And
she's like, oh, I'm tough as nails. I was like, okay,
you're gonna regret that.

Speaker 7 (20:44):
I thought she was just like putting on a play
Like I thought she was just like playing around and
I called it such like a basic move, and she
just kind of like paused.

Speaker 12 (20:52):
For a minute.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
Was like, okay, m yeah, maybe the word basic might
have hit harder than you wanted it to.

Speaker 7 (20:58):
Well, that's That's what I'm worried about. Like I'm just
so freaked out that, you know, because we were being
so playful and like just kind of played teasing back
and forth. But like I don't want her to think
I don't want her thinking that I think that she
acted is basic, Like I don't know, I was just
trying to rather her back in the same way that
she was raising me.

Speaker 12 (21:18):
But it was like that moment just.

Speaker 7 (21:19):
Keeps slaying it over and over in my head and
I'm just so worried. Wait, what we actually think that
ra You're.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
Trying to ras her back like she was rasing you. Yeah, like, yeah,
you know, did she say anything after that? Does she
seem weird after that?

Speaker 7 (21:38):
I mean, just like that that moment where her face
went kind of slack, Jawn, when I called her like
such a basic.

Speaker 12 (21:44):
Well, no, that's not the thing though. I didn't call
her basic. I just said, that's such like a basic
thing to do, try and show that you're all tough,
and so I don't I don't know.

Speaker 5 (21:53):
We had you guys had a couple of drinks at
that point, because sometimes people get a little sensey poo,
you know, so that could be part of it, Like
you came off a little bit more harsh, and then
she was being a little sensitive and then you can't
take back the fact that you just bounced on somebody.

Speaker 7 (22:09):
Oh god, Well yeah, now that's all I'm going to
think about. Yeah, so of course.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
Okay, and you haven't heard anything from her since your date.

Speaker 12 (22:17):
No, it's been like I said, like a week and
a half, two weeks, and it feels like so much
longer than that.

Speaker 7 (22:23):
And I've texted her a couple of times, like I said, hey,
you doing okay, and then I like, she didn't respond,
and then I feel so silly because I texted her
again afterwards, telling you exactly what I'm telling her, exactly
what I'm telling you, like I apologize for calling her
basic when she never said like, that's what's bothering me.

Speaker 12 (22:41):
And so I have like three unread tech oh no
row from me, and I'm just feeling like, I don't know,
I just feel so dumb.

Speaker 7 (22:50):
I just feel so dumb, like I went to the bathroom,
she's gone, and now she's not responding to my text
and I'm just like, how did I mess this up?

Speaker 1 (22:57):
All Right, we'll see if we can figure it out
for you. Then we'll play a song come brutal, call
her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting
you and maybe get you a second date. Okay, okay, thanks,
all right, we'll get your first day follow up right
after this. If you're just joining us for today's first
Day follow up. Greg is on the phone and he's

(23:17):
getting ghosted by Joy, So we're about to call her.
That sounds sad, he's getting ghosted by Joy. We're about
to call her and see if she'll tell us why
she's ghosting him and maybe get him a second date.
But before we do that, Greg, why don't you recap
your date for us real quick?

Speaker 7 (23:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (23:33):
Yeah, I mean, I mean, like I was saying, the
date was great. We went out for burritos, and then
we went out and did some karaoke and I wasn't
seen too well.

Speaker 7 (23:41):
But we ended up going to a bar afterwards, and
I made a joke about calling her burrito Choice basic
and then she just ditched me at the bar when
I went to the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
All right, are you ready for us to call her?

Speaker 8 (23:53):
Where did she go?

Speaker 12 (23:55):
God?

Speaker 4 (23:56):
Yeah, I think I'm going to just sit down for this,
but yeah, okay, Hello, Hi, I'm asking the Joy please?

Speaker 1 (24:16):
Hey Joy? How are you? This is a radio show.
It's called The Jubil Show. Hi Joy, I mean Hi,
I'm Victoria. My name is Jubel.

Speaker 7 (24:25):
Was up?

Speaker 1 (24:25):
Sorry?

Speaker 8 (24:27):
Hi?

Speaker 15 (24:28):
What's going on?

Speaker 1 (24:29):
Not much? Have you ever listened to the show before
I have Oh okay, well have you ever heard have
you ever heard a first date follow up before?

Speaker 12 (24:40):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (24:41):
I have Sweet. So that's the segment where if you're
ghosting somebody, they can email us to get you on
the phone and ask why you're ghosting them.

Speaker 8 (24:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
Right, so we got an email about you from somebody
you ghost and joy Greg well, oh really.

Speaker 15 (25:04):
Yeah, yeah, no, definitely, Oh yeah, I'm go seeing him?

Speaker 1 (25:09):
Yes, Well, why do you mind telling us why he
ditched me?

Speaker 15 (25:14):
What I tell you, Like, he said he was going
to run to the bathroom and then he never came back.
Wait what I waited like fifteen minutes, and I was like,
I thought I'd been shut up, and then like, and
he had just kissed so I thought maybe it was that,
And so I laughed, Did.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
You text him or anything to see if he was okay? No?

Speaker 15 (25:35):
Why would I. I wasn't going to text the guy
who like I wished good by me after he kissed me,
so I just like message received, you know, and I
just laughed.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
But like, what if he was really in the bathroom
and he needed a minute, I.

Speaker 15 (25:48):
Gave him fifteen minutes. It's like an eternity when you're
just standing.

Speaker 8 (25:52):
Alone at him.

Speaker 12 (25:53):
Can I hop in here? Can I help in here?
That's greg Hey Joyce, Hi, joy I was in the
bathroom line. That line was like a mile long.

Speaker 7 (26:06):
You saw it.

Speaker 12 (26:07):
And then I don't know, I got like pulled into
this dumb conversation with a guy about Journey. He was
saying like Journey was overrated. And I came back and
then you were gone.

Speaker 7 (26:15):
I thought, I honestly thought you were upset about what
I was saying about, like the hot sauce and stuff.

Speaker 15 (26:20):
Okay, you're telling me my big romantic first date ended
because you got trapped in a debate about Journey.

Speaker 12 (26:26):
Don't obsess about that? Are you kidding me? I mean
I was gone for like fifteen minutes.

Speaker 15 (26:32):
Well, fifteen minutes is like a really long time to
wait when you're by yourself, Like, and what was I
supposed to do?

Speaker 8 (26:37):
Like go send out a search party to.

Speaker 15 (26:40):
The men's room, Like I couldn't go in there and
chill you.

Speaker 8 (26:42):
Now I shouldn't you?

Speaker 7 (26:44):
Yeah, you should have sent out a search party. I
think that's exactly a great idea. You know, knock on
every stall door and say it was Gregan there. I'm
trying to find my date right now. He seems really
good karaoke.

Speaker 12 (26:55):
Maybe you know him?

Speaker 15 (26:57):
Oh god, I mean, I'm surprised you've worn't a because
of that.

Speaker 8 (27:01):
You butchered that karaoke?

Speaker 1 (27:03):
What no, No, I did not.

Speaker 12 (27:05):
I don't have a bad scene. What's what do you mean?

Speaker 15 (27:07):
Okay, not to be like a jerk, although you did
like leave me for like some sort of conversation in
the bathroom, so I feel like it's then I'm entitled
to it. But like you were not good like I thought.
I kind of thought you were doing it on purpose,
like to be funny.

Speaker 12 (27:20):
It's it's karaoke. You don't have to be perfect.

Speaker 8 (27:24):
Oh don't worry, you were Oh my god, are you
being serious right now?

Speaker 12 (27:30):
I really can't tell if you're joking anymore? I really
can't tell if you're tees.

Speaker 15 (27:35):
I mean, you left me alone in this karaoke bar,
and then like now you're calling me on the radio.
It's all just a little like not how I expected
my morning to go.

Speaker 12 (27:45):
It's not like Okay, first of all, I didn't leave you.
You left me, Okay, you left me while I was
using the facilities. And first of all, get your ears check.
I sound amazing. I don't know where this is coming from.

Speaker 15 (27:59):
I think this kind of goes with the like the
fact that you think burritos are better than tacos, Like
I feel like maybe we have.

Speaker 12 (28:04):
Like there because they all because they are. Don't even
try and switch the don't even try and switch the
topic to that. That's ridicataous.

Speaker 8 (28:10):
Oh my god, you and sorry because you don't what
don't call me?

Speaker 1 (28:16):
Oh my god?

Speaker 12 (28:17):
What did you just call me?

Speaker 8 (28:18):
I called you a burrito boy? Did you ditch me
in the middle of our date? We kissed and then
you were just gone, like Scott's going your issue because
I had to take a.

Speaker 7 (28:31):
Jesus again, Like, oh my god, I haven't forget that
I would have to actually use the facility somewhere. You're
You're going to what would happen if I'm gone for
more than fifteen minutes?

Speaker 12 (28:44):
You're going to call the police?

Speaker 8 (28:46):
Well, no, I guess, I mean, I don't know. I
thought you left me.

Speaker 12 (28:51):
What kind of abandonment issues do you have if you
think that I can't leave? Here we go?

Speaker 8 (28:57):
Here we go?

Speaker 1 (28:58):
Okay?

Speaker 15 (28:58):
Number one, men's rooms never have lines, and number two, like,
so I left, you could have texted and then like,
oh my god, the line is so long.

Speaker 12 (29:06):
Oh my god, I could have texted. I don't know,
don't no no no no no no no no no no,
do not.

Speaker 7 (29:13):
Hey.

Speaker 8 (29:14):
I had to like.

Speaker 15 (29:16):
Like, no, you were not looking for me all night. Please?
You could have called me if you've been worried about
where I went when you got back from the bathroom,
you could have called me and I would have told
you I'm in an uber.

Speaker 8 (29:27):
I thought you dish me, but you didn't do that.

Speaker 15 (29:29):
You waited until like midday.

Speaker 12 (29:30):
The Oh my god, I love how you is my fault?
This is ridiculous. Do you hear this, you guys.

Speaker 8 (29:38):
She's saying that because she left, it's my fault.

Speaker 12 (29:42):
The date ended.

Speaker 14 (29:44):
I mean.

Speaker 8 (29:48):
I couldn't even want to.

Speaker 12 (29:49):
Stretch up with me.

Speaker 15 (29:51):
I was not going into the man's room. I'm really sorry, Joey.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
Would you like another day with Craig? We'll pay for it.

Speaker 15 (30:03):
I mean no, I don't understand, like why he even
called me, just like great me on the radio, like
this is insane.

Speaker 7 (30:10):
I'll get out that's what happened. Well yourself, what is this?
I feel like I'm talking to an entirely different person.
We had a great day and you're spinning it out.
This is disgusting behavior.

Speaker 17 (30:22):
You know what.

Speaker 12 (30:23):
I'm glad you did. I don't want this. It's ridiculous.

Speaker 15 (30:27):
Cool, great, great talk, Thanks for calling.

Speaker 12 (30:31):
You know what, It's fine. I don't even want to
go out with a basic like you anyway. Along Salsa,
get wrecked.

Speaker 13 (30:41):
Jubiles first day follow up, Good morning. Can I take
your order.

Speaker 8 (30:47):
A large black coffee?

Speaker 12 (30:49):
Large black cos?

Speaker 8 (30:50):
Do you mean a venty?

Speaker 7 (30:51):
No?

Speaker 8 (30:52):
I mean he means event Yeah, have to be just that.

Speaker 12 (30:54):
Vent is large, twenty large is large. In fact, cole
is large, and bronde is Spanish for large. Fanti's the
only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only
one that's Italian. Congratulations for stupid in three languages.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
Almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez in
a game of trivia for tickets to see Leave I
don't call us up right now. If you want to
play eight eight eight three four three one six one
eight eight eight three four three one o six one.
You can also dm us at the Jubil Show or
go to the Jubilshow dot com if you think you

(31:31):
have what it takes to beat Victoria if she doesn't
beat herself. I don't know what just happened. It's like
a pinch in my nose. I don't know what's going on.

Speaker 5 (31:38):
I looked from the corum eye. Looked like you smacked
yourself in the face on accident. Yeah, it looked like
you went headfirst into the microphone, and.

Speaker 6 (31:43):
No, I went head but then something happened to like
I leaned back real quickly, which that wasn't smart.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
But I don't know my nose. Pinch in your nose?
Oh yeah, like like like like I don't even know
what it is. It's just like pinching, like right there
at the front of it. Okay, the ghost, the ghost
that's been fun following you. This is dumb.

Speaker 6 (32:02):
Right.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
If you want to play Victoria and whatever's in her nose,
call us right now. I'll play you verse Victoria right
after this. It's a double show.

Speaker 16 (32:10):
I'm stupid, you're smart. I was wrong, you were right.
You're the best, I'm the worst. You're very good looking.
I'm not attractive.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
All right, as long as you're willing to admit that,
it's time for America's favorite trivia game. You versus Victoria
your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for lea tickets. And let's meet today's contestant
for you verus Victoria. Shane. What's up, Shane? How are you?

Speaker 12 (32:39):
Yep?

Speaker 17 (32:40):
I'm good.

Speaker 8 (32:41):
Just gave me one second here I can hear you
do it all right?

Speaker 1 (32:47):
An idea? Hello? Yeah, Shane, yours ye Shane, Shane. Hello, Hello, Shane, Shane.
Hey Shane, Hey Shane, Hey, all right? You ready to play? Alright,
let's do it. We're gonna send Victoria out of the
studio and while she's leaving. Here's how the game is played, Chhane.

(33:10):
You got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass and you
have to beat Victoria has to beat you outright to win. Okay, okay, perfect,
all right, here we go, Shane. Your time starts now.
How many legs does a lobster have?

Speaker 12 (33:29):
Eight?

Speaker 5 (33:30):
When adjusted for inflation? What is the gross highest grossing
film of all time? Which animal did Australia go to
war with in nineteen thirty two?

Speaker 8 (33:44):
Kangaroo?

Speaker 1 (33:45):
How much of the Earth's surface is covered in water?
What year did Disneyland open? All right, got that in.
We'll bring Victoria back into the studio. She's getting settled
and putting on our headphones and all that good stuff. Shane,
here's a question for you. If we became best friends today,

(34:07):
what crime would we commit together?

Speaker 5 (34:09):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (34:10):
What crime would we commit together?

Speaker 15 (34:13):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (34:14):
I'd have to say probably a bank robbery?

Speaker 1 (34:17):
Sweet Money always wondered if one of those too, man,
all right, sweet, who would would one of us be
the driver or would just be doing it and then
we'd have to go get like figured out a bus
stop or something.

Speaker 12 (34:32):
Oh no, my past your hair would be the driver.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
For us, your pastor passenger. Oh, she's also his past.
All right, Victoria? If you and I became best friends today,
what crime would we commit together? We're not already best friends.

Speaker 6 (34:49):
No, Oh I don't know, but most likely we ended
up in jail, But it because something really fun. I
can see doing something fun. But also I feel like
we'd get distracted very easily.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
Not gonna lie.

Speaker 5 (34:59):
Not one of us is that's why you get arrested,
because you would do the crime and then you'd be like.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
Oh, we'd be robbing a bank and then be like, hey,
check how this bell they have?

Speaker 15 (35:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (35:08):
This is cool, and then we'd be putting all right,
here we go thirty seconds to answer as many questions
as possible. If you don't know one, just say passed
and you have to beat Shane outright to win. And
Shane you can tell Victoria wind to go. How many
legs does a lobster have.

Speaker 5 (35:27):
Two when adjusted for inflation? What is the highest grossing
film of all time? I advendors, that's not true. Which
animal did Australia go to war with in nineteen thirty two?
Animal Kangaru? How much of the Earth's surface is covered
in water? What?

Speaker 1 (35:44):
I don't know? You said? What year did Disneyland open?

Speaker 6 (35:49):
Nineteen?

Speaker 5 (35:51):
What US state has its official nickname as the Natural State?
One of our states has?

Speaker 3 (36:00):
I know?

Speaker 1 (36:01):
Wait the Natural State? Four seconds? Wait wait wait Airzonna
all right got that in. Let's send it over to
the scoreboard down and see how you guys did with
our scoreboard our social media producer Gabby all.

Speaker 18 (36:12):
Right, Shane got one ish wait for and Victoria got
to whoa.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
I'm so sorry, but Victoria beats you can I say
a lot real? Yeah, you still got Levey tickets, So
just for playing, let's get the answers now with Nina,
a lobster has ten legs. What she's sare like? They
just stand up and we're like, what's up?

Speaker 5 (36:41):
When ingested for inflation, the highest grossing film of all
time is Gone with the Wind. The animal that Australia
went to war with in nineteen thirty two is the
Emuh what Yeah, their services covered in water? Seventy one
percent is covered in water. Disneyland opened in nineteen fifty five.
And the US state that has its official nickname as
an I know you got that. The national state is Arkansas.

(37:02):
Oh really yeah, the national state of Arkansas.

Speaker 6 (37:05):
I knew to Idevidive was gonna be a special year
for some reason, and now I know why.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
Disneylanders and yeah, hey Shane, thank you for playing man.

Speaker 8 (37:14):
Awesome, thank you.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
I love the show. Thank you, Plais Victoria at the
same time every single weekday morning. Remember if you want
to play, all I have to do is dm us
at the Jubil Show or go to the Jubilshow dot com.

Speaker 6 (37:25):
It's time to catch a cheater only on.

Speaker 1 (37:28):
The Jubil Show. Anton is on the phone today for
to catch you cheeter. He thinks that his girlfriend of
two years named Nicki might be messing around, So we'll
see if we can help him out. Anton. Sorry, you're
going through, man, But what's up? Why do you think
that Nicky might be cheating?

Speaker 12 (37:41):
So I've been with Nikki for about two years now.

Speaker 9 (37:44):
Well, she's a dancer, okay, you know, she's you know, exotic,
she's a nighttime dancer.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
Okay.

Speaker 9 (37:52):
But I've never had a problem. We've always had very
open communication about it. I actually, you know, I've been
to the club, you know, and it's I mean, it's
super professional, right, It's like work is work, home is
home type thing.

Speaker 12 (38:11):
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (38:11):
We've been together for two years now and I've never
had like any kind of doubts or anything. But then
I'm starting to see little changes. I guess that is
making me doubt the relationship a little bit. I guess
it started back like a couple weeks ago. I was,
you know, we were doing long we lived together, so
you know, I was just cleaning up, going through laundry,

(38:33):
and I found this receipt for a hotel okay that
we've never been to, you know, but you know so
that I mean but again the trust is I mean again,
I trust her with all my heart.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
You know, I think, yeah, you probably have to have
a lot of trust if you're in that field, if
she's in that field, you.

Speaker 12 (38:57):
Right, yeah, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 9 (38:58):
And I think that's part of of what you know,
I think that puts part of what she likes about
me is that, you know, I'm not someone who's like
white Nighting trying to save her from this lifestyle, like
she enjoys doing it.

Speaker 12 (39:12):
So it's you know, yeah, you know, you make great money,
you do it.

Speaker 9 (39:16):
So I didn't think nothing of it because honestly, like
she has all sorts of things, like she'll come home.

Speaker 12 (39:22):
You'd be surprised how many subway punch cards.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
Stop it right now people are giving yeah, subway punch cards.

Speaker 9 (39:32):
So honestly I didn't think. I was like, you know,
things get moved around. Maybe it just somehow whatever, So
I didn't think nothing of it. But then what I've
noticed too is like you know, she she's been answering
the phone with her her dancer name. Her dancer name
is Melody, and she's never done that before, right, It's

(39:57):
always been nicky, nicky, nicky, like Melody is for the club, right,
it's never you know, she's never answered the phone like Melody. Yeah,
she's obviously talking to people on the phone outside of
the club.

Speaker 5 (40:13):
Is she working though, I mean, it could be one
of those things and it might not be the kind
of work that you like. But if she's got a
hotel receipt and she's melody, maybe she found a way
to get extra money from these clients and.

Speaker 12 (40:26):
It goes back to the trust.

Speaker 9 (40:28):
But she's told me it's it's dancing only as far
like you know, it's you know, you know, and again
it's it's that I.

Speaker 12 (40:37):
Want to have that trust.

Speaker 9 (40:38):
Sure, But then I don't know. In the last month,
she's also been making a lot more money.

Speaker 10 (40:45):
You know.

Speaker 12 (40:45):
I'm okay with the dance and that's you know, that's
one thing. It's like, okay, I get that. When you
start get into that.

Speaker 9 (40:52):
Other stuff, that's when I don't know, I'm not comfortable
with that.

Speaker 12 (40:56):
And she knows that too.

Speaker 9 (40:57):
Like you know, we've obviously had these conversations before.

Speaker 12 (41:02):
We've you know, like I said, two years.

Speaker 9 (41:04):
We've talked about every aspect of this business that you
could talk about.

Speaker 1 (41:09):
Yeah, okay, Wen, Well we'll see if we can figure
it out. You already told us what grocery store she's
a rewards card member at. So we'll play a song
come Back, and then call her and pretend to be
from the grocery store and say that every single month,
we choose one rewards member who gets free flowers delivered
from our Florida department, and we'll see if she sends
those to you or to somebody else.

Speaker 12 (41:26):
Okay, all right, yeah, yeah that works. Uh, hopefully the flowers.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
All right, me too. All right, we'll play a song
come back and get to Catch a Cheater next. If
you're just joining us for Today's to Catch a Cheater.
Anton is on the phone and he thinks that his
girlfriend of two years named Nikki might be cheating. So
in a second, we're gonna call her and pretend to
be from the grocery store that she's a rewards card
member at, and we'll say that she's this month's lucky

(41:49):
winner of free flowers deliver from our Florida department, and
we'll see if she believes that, and if she does,
we'll see who she sends them to. Hopefully she sends
them to Anton. But before we do that, Anton, why
don't you break down your sitch wasting one more time.

Speaker 12 (42:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (42:02):
So I've been with my girlfriend Nikki for two years.
She is a dancer, an exotic nighttime dancing. It's never
been a problem. We've always had trust, you know, there's
always kind of been those boundaries. But lately, you know,
I don't know, it's things like, like I said, I
found a little hotel receipt for a super nice hotel

(42:25):
that I've never been to. You know, she's starting to
answer her phone as Melody, which is her dance and name. Honestly,
the money, I mean, she's making a lot more money
these last couple of months.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
All right, Yeah, you don't want to think the worst,
But are you ready for us to call her?

Speaker 12 (42:44):
As ready as I'm going to be?

Speaker 1 (42:45):
All Right, here we go. Hello, Hi, this is Corbick
going from I was like looking for our rewards card
member named NICKI. No, that's me, Hi, Nikki, Please don't
hang up. This is not a marketing phone call. I'm

(43:07):
actually calling with a big congratulations. You're this month's winter
Thank you so much for shopping with us. Yeah, every
single month, we choose one rewards card member who gets
a free gift from us and you're this month's winner.

Speaker 8 (43:19):
That's cool. I didn't know that those points actually mattered.

Speaker 1 (43:22):
Well, they matter you, they matter with us, and your
business matters. And thank you so much. This month you
get free flowers delivered from our Florida department to anybody
that you want. You've won thirty six longstin red roses,
a box of candy or chocolate, and a car to
be delivered to anybody within the fifty United States absolutely free.
It's actually a three hundred and fifteen dollars value.

Speaker 8 (43:41):
Okay, wow, absolutely.

Speaker 1 (43:44):
First thing I will need is the first and last
name of the person that you want to send them to.

Speaker 8 (43:50):
Well, can I first ask can it? Does it have
to be for me? Or can I like put an
anonymous name? Or can I put I'd actually like to
put a melody from Melody, even though I know it's
my account. Is that okay?

Speaker 1 (44:02):
Yeah, that's fine, whatever you want to do.

Speaker 8 (44:04):
Okay, then yeah, if it's from Melody, I want to
go ahead and send the roses to pose.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
M hmm, gotcha. And do you want to put anything
on a card?

Speaker 8 (44:17):
Yeah, if you could put on that note? Thank you
for always keeping me safe. You always know how to
take care of me.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
Yeah, and now I'll let you know that this is
not the grocery store. It's actually the Dubile Show and
it's a radio show.

Speaker 5 (44:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (44:31):
Hi, I mean hi, I'm Victoria and my name's Jubal
and your boyfriend Anton is actually on the phone, Nikki.
This is actually a segment we do call to catch
Chetter where if you think your significant other is cheating,
you see you they send flowers?

Speaker 8 (44:46):
Wow?

Speaker 12 (44:47):
Wow, Okay, customers for howers?

Speaker 8 (44:52):
Okay, wow? Anton? Hold on, First of all, let me
kind in.

Speaker 9 (44:56):
I thought there was a trust, you know what I'm
comfortable with, and you know now you're going to hotels
and your your big hotels.

Speaker 12 (45:06):
What what are what are you even talking about?

Speaker 17 (45:08):
Anton?

Speaker 9 (45:09):
Oh yeah, maybe next time you want to clean out
of your pocket before you drop them off. You know,
because I've seen the receipt for the hotel, the real
nice I know we've never been.

Speaker 8 (45:19):
To, right, Okay, I mean is this because of the
roses or because you're misunderstanding things? What's really going on?
Do you know what I mean?

Speaker 12 (45:30):
What am you send Jose flowers? You have hotel receipts
your money? Okay? Like I mean, good for you for
making money. But it is like, you know, I made
more money in the last six months than you having
the last year and a half.

Speaker 8 (45:44):
So it's just about me making money. Okay, I don't
understand Anton.

Speaker 17 (45:48):
First of all, if you don't have susage money, okay, Well,
and you knew that when we met two years ago,
that's never been an issue until all of a sudden,
you're having radio stations call me as other people and
like to trap me, and.

Speaker 8 (46:01):
This like goes against everything we've talked about. I don't understand.
If you don't trust me, then you should have done
something to me.

Speaker 7 (46:08):
You know that.

Speaker 12 (46:09):
I mean, I've never had doubts before. But you know, well,
I thought I knew that. You're like you rent the
house and you're answering the phone is melody and you're
getting up and going to a different room because you
can't have this conversation in front of me. But what
am I supposed to think?

Speaker 8 (46:25):
Okay? Well, first of all, communication and trust one. Being
able to come to me and talk to me and
know that we have a safe space between each other
extremely important. Okay. The only man I'm ever with, the
only person that I love, is you, So you have
to believe that, trust that, know that, not just think that.

Speaker 5 (46:41):
Know that, but Melody, it seems like things kind of
change though when you start answering the phone and bringing
work into the house in a different way. So you
have to kind of understand where Anton is coming from
and not understanding like how that changed, you know what
I mean? So you didn't necessarily communicate that change to
him either, because something is well.

Speaker 8 (47:01):
Something is different.

Speaker 17 (47:02):
That's totally true, and I appreciate that I can communicate
right now, I can tell you what's going on if
you want to know.

Speaker 8 (47:08):
Do you want to know? Do you want to ask me?

Speaker 12 (47:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (47:11):
I would like to know, Okay, with everything going on,
like please fill me in? Yeah, who's hosing?

Speaker 17 (47:18):
Okay, Okay, fine, First, okay, I was at the hotel
that receipts Salid.

Speaker 8 (47:24):
I didn't know that we were like digging through each
other's pockets.

Speaker 12 (47:27):
But no, not as a dancer.

Speaker 8 (47:29):
I actually have been able to get through to Tony
and everybody else at work about being able to organize
private events. Now, okay, so I am able to take
one opportunity to like years that I put in like grinding.
Now they're seeing me more as a manager, not just
as like a bartender or a fill in, which is
like huge for me, you know this, and it means

(47:50):
more money, but it means that I don't have to
dance anymore.

Speaker 17 (47:53):
It means that I don't have to be out doing
late nights than being crazy and worrying about my body
and all of this stuff.

Speaker 8 (47:57):
It's something that I can do to actually be like
professional and be proud of my job. And I'm just
losing the taste of what I've been doing and I
would like to move on to bigger and better things.
That's what I'm trying to do, okay, And I haven't
gotten the job yet. Okay, I haven't been able to
do the things yet.

Speaker 17 (48:15):
Like I'm really working on trying to attain these things
for us, by the way, and I just haven't been.

Speaker 8 (48:21):
Able to say anything because nothing's finally yet.

Speaker 5 (48:25):
Though that's a big secret lit any minute, you want
to share with your partner, right, Like I want.

Speaker 9 (48:31):
To be there for you for that, right Like I
want to be there in your corner, supporting you every
step of the way with every business endeavor that you have.

Speaker 12 (48:41):
But who's Jose then? Why why is he getting the flowers?

Speaker 8 (48:46):
Oh my god? You know Jose, the big teddy bear,
the bouncer, the guy at the door, the guy that
you that lets you in seriously.

Speaker 12 (48:54):
Yeah, I know, and I guess you know that's why
he knows how to keep you safe exactly.

Speaker 1 (49:02):
Well, Anton, at least you know she's not cheating.

Speaker 12 (49:04):
Yeah right, that's true. And I'm sorry I did it
this way.

Speaker 9 (49:11):
I should have been more mature myself and came to
you as a person.

Speaker 8 (49:17):
Well, let's figure it out. Not on the radio, okay,
the Jubile.

Speaker 5 (49:24):
Shows to catch a cheater, I got three shots of
lemon cello chocolate shot and a free glass of wine.

Speaker 1 (49:30):
Whoa, because I'm sitting there crying.

Speaker 15 (49:32):
At the bar.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
Good move. I gotta try that.

Speaker 5 (49:34):
I mean yeah, because people don't know what to do
when they see people crying in the wild.

Speaker 1 (49:38):
Just some simple life acts you learn from the Jubil Show.
What we learned this week, you find out when we
check in with the show and see what's been hoping
our lives. Right after this, it's the Double Show. Your
bell and a body invited everyone, Yeah a little. The

(50:09):
biggest gift would be from me and the cor detached
would say thank you. Every iconic show has their wacky
cast of characters, and the Jewel Show is no different.
Why it's the Jewel Show with your drunk and Nina Hi.
And then there's everybody's younger sister, Victoria Ramirez Hi. And
who could forget the quirky neighbor kid who peers through

(50:31):
our window from time to time to ask if her
iguana ziggy Zalea can borrow three youtips because she's trying
to teach him how to juggle. Our social media producer,
Gabby Hey. And then there's me. I'm Jewel and this
is the Jewbel Show, and this is the time of
week where we check in and see what's going on
in our lives. So Nina, what's up with you this week?

Speaker 5 (50:51):
My friend is the best wing woman ever. Let me
paint the picture. We are in a parking lot with
her kids in my back seat. She's in my front seat.
We just pulled up because we're gonna go take the
kids to the pool. We pull up next to this
beautiful Lamborghini of a car and I'm just checking out
the car, and all of a sudden, these two dudes
start walking towards the car.

Speaker 1 (51:10):
One's got his little swaggy sneakers.

Speaker 5 (51:12):
On and he's looking all cute, and he gets in
the driver's seat, and I'm just kind of sitting in
my chair, like what in the world. So my friend
takes it upon herself. I didn't even ask her to
do this. She starts choking. She's not really choking, but
she's faking laying.

Speaker 10 (51:25):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (51:26):
She opens the door of my car. She's choking, and
she falls onto the parking lot.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
Meanwhile, her kids.

Speaker 5 (51:32):
Don't realize that she's faking. So her kids are in
my back seat screaming. She's in the front falling out
of my car. I know exactly what's happening. So then
there's me sitting there just with a big leg plaster smile,
throwing my hair back, not even moving, just looking over
the guy in the Lamborghini.

Speaker 1 (51:51):
Hi, don't mind her, I'm going in mouth's smile. She's
on the floor of this parking I'm not did you
do it? Did you talk to him? Did you help her?
I would have thought that was real. I would have
been like, girl, what are you doing? Well, right before

(52:12):
she did it, she goes watch this. Oh, and then
she starts choking and falls out of my car.

Speaker 5 (52:16):
I was so distracted in that moment from the kids screaming,
her having one leg up still inside of the collar
and the rest of her body's laying the darking lot floor,
and the Lamborghini guy rolls down his window. He just
looks over and he's like okay. And I was just
sitting there and shock, like, oh just has that's a
good friend though she is a really good friend.

Speaker 1 (52:37):
Oh so you don't want anything to do with that, dude.
He saw a mom choking and was like, oh my apart, Okay,
you're right, you're right, you're right. Whatever. I got things
to do. I think about that. It was just a
statue with a smile on my face, like Victoria was
up with you this week?

Speaker 6 (52:56):
Guys, I think I've been flashing my neighbors and your neighbors.

Speaker 1 (53:00):
Yeah, for for ree, I've.

Speaker 6 (53:02):
Also and kind of my feelings hurt because I only
noticed this. They started putting a like paper on their
windows or like padding, like to.

Speaker 1 (53:13):
Not to see you.

Speaker 6 (53:15):
And I am my little heart because I'm like, you're
not like what you see issue, But.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
Then I'm also like, are you walking around with the
windows like nude, with the windows up, just letting everything
blast out there for the world.

Speaker 6 (53:31):
Well, I like sunlight and I like the natural light
to come in my apartment.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
But also I never see anyone through these windows, so I'm.

Speaker 7 (53:39):
Like, I.

Speaker 5 (53:41):
Get a they like what they see, and I'm like, guys.

Speaker 6 (53:45):
Like, at least give me in a little notes like
you look great, but we don't want to see that
every day.

Speaker 1 (53:50):
We're just there. But don't you should go knock on
their door?

Speaker 5 (53:54):
Yeah, I'm thinking of the same thing. You're like, hey,
a trench coat on and just open it up.

Speaker 8 (54:00):
You can't hide.

Speaker 1 (54:04):
Oh look social media stopping by what some of you guys.
The jet ski saga continues.

Speaker 18 (54:13):
My husband and I pulled up to the boat dock randomly,
and our friends happened to be out on a new
jet ski that he got from Facebook marketplace because the first.

Speaker 1 (54:23):
One didn't start. And uh, there's three of them on
this jet ski, by the way, and they all fit.

Speaker 8 (54:32):
I don't know, that's a questionable.

Speaker 18 (54:36):
I don't think they fit. And so they're out in
the middle of the lake just like floating around. The
boats are like trying to get around them at the
boat dock. They don't have an emergency paddle, so they're
just stranded.

Speaker 1 (54:47):
They stopped working again, and then they got it to start.
They ended up going super far. Hey, and then they
called my husband eight pm.

Speaker 18 (55:01):
Is starting to get dark down and they say, hey,
it wants to start.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
Can't because he has a little boat. So you can
tell them that's funny. What's time with you, Jubes? Well,
I just want to remind everybody that if you don't
learn your lessons from things, then history repeats itself. So
make sure you learn your lessons so something doesn't happen
to you over and over and over again like it

(55:25):
did to me. The other day. We tell us about
the time I was in fourth grade and I got
locked in the bathroom for hours. Yeah, I was in
fourth grade and I went to the bathroom. And then
it was after school and they were locking up the
bathrooms and the janitor came in. He was like, anybody
in here, But I was like, you know, in fourth grade,
and I didn't want him to know that I was
going to the bathroom, so I was quiet. I was

(55:45):
just like, I didn't say a word. Then I heard
the door close, lights go off, and then I was
literally in the bathroom for probably three hours until finally
somebody walked by. I was by the little cracks in
the bottom beach, just like anybody would walk by and
be like hey, you know, And they finally got me
and got me out of there. But over the weekend
I was in the public bathroom again, same thing happened.

(56:06):
Some dude comes in and he's like, anybody in here,
and I try. I gave a little a little coffee,
you know, just didn't hear it, closed the door. Oh
my gosh. Two hours later I was able agains somebody's
attention to get out of the bathroom.

Speaker 15 (56:23):
Phone.

Speaker 1 (56:25):
It wasn't working there. I didn't have a reception where
I was. That was the other thing too, I didn't
have reception, so I didn't even really think to call anybody.

Speaker 6 (56:33):
I'd like, you would up just going on your phone.

Speaker 1 (56:35):
Looking at it was kind of nice. I mean, I
was like, I guess I'll just chill here for a
little bit as peaceful and you know, it's quiet. The
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Speaker 5 (57:14):
Guess what you guys, it's your home for machine Goo.
All right now sign Fernina's strending. There's a new way
to catch a person cheating on you. Whoa, And it's
not with to catch a cheater, but it's something called
dms on your Spotify. They keep creating these dms, and
every time you have access to dms, you've got sneaky stuff.

Speaker 1 (57:31):
Going on your Spotify.

Speaker 5 (57:32):
Even on Spotify, you can now it's a new feature
that allows you to DM with people that you've interacted
with on the platform.

Speaker 1 (57:42):
You've never interacted with anybody on spotlight the I mean,
they've never used it before. But like, do you like
artist or friend?

Speaker 5 (57:49):
No, like friends, So I don't know, like the new
way to like you can send a song to somebody,
you can write to them, whatever, send playlists, So I
don't know. It kind of reminds me of like the
old old school. Just stay on the cheating thing, like
let me make you a mixtape. Then you're sending your Spotify.

Speaker 1 (58:04):
Playlist, and then you can still DM them and be
like you up. But you've always been able to do that.

Speaker 6 (58:08):
Just send it to their text message, like you can
always copy the link.

Speaker 1 (58:12):
Right send it. But now you can DM, so you
can just be dming with strangers.

Speaker 5 (58:15):
Exactly that I'm saying. So now you're on a new
platform where you're dming so you can find strangers. Yeah,
I don't think the idea is to chat with strangers.
I think that their plan. Their plan is just to
be able to share music and the music you love
with the people that you love. But you know how
quickly this is going to expand into strangers. I have
a great idea for Spotify playlists. I don't know if

(58:36):
I want to share.

Speaker 1 (58:37):
It, but well to okay, awesome. I want to start
making troll playlists. You know, because you know if people
look up a playlist like sexy love making playlist, you
know when they wanted to do stuff, you a couple
of cool songs, right, or you put you upload a
song that is like edited, so it's like a couple
of cool songs that would get you in the mood,
and then all of a sudden, just ridiculous songs start,
but you can totally kill totally kill the mood, like Slipknod.

Speaker 6 (58:59):
Or something.

Speaker 1 (59:02):
That'd be so funny though you'd like, you're like, oh,
this playlist is dope, we'll use this.

Speaker 5 (59:05):
One, and then halfway through, oh, I sold this song.
That might be a sign actually in a good way. Well,
however you choose to use it. Taylor Swift is obviously
in the news. But I'm not going to tell you
that she's engaged, because you probably already know that. But
I am going to say that the episode of New
Heights that she was on when she was on her

(59:26):
Fiances podcast has set againest book of world records.

Speaker 1 (59:30):
WHOA, Yes, it has.

Speaker 2 (59:32):
Swift is engaged. Taylor Swift can say come back to me.

Speaker 1 (59:37):
She just posted it.

Speaker 5 (59:41):
That's because that many people feel that way about her.
A total one point three million people watch the episode
at the same time when it aired the first time.

Speaker 1 (59:49):
I was one of those. In total, over twenty million views. Wohoa,
it was amazing. Oh yeahur of this woman is just amazing.
So their podcast, Travis Kelsey and his brother Yeah should
probably be the most popular podcast on podcasts right now.
I would think that episode specifically, like after that, did

(01:00:10):
they get a ton of subscribers and stuff? Probably.

Speaker 6 (01:00:13):
I wouldn't say subscribers, because I mean, she's knocking me
out every episode.

Speaker 5 (01:00:16):
But he probably talks about her though, So if you're
a real fan, you're listening to her man so you
can hear about her and support him because you support her.

Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
That's true.

Speaker 6 (01:00:24):
But I feel like a lot of people also went
back and rewatched that episode, especially out there engaged to
try to find like also I saw videos of people
trying to figure out yeah of like of the album
or like oh she mentioned like you could see she
was trying to like hint, like chat she's engaged and
was like, yo, y'all looking way too into this.

Speaker 1 (01:00:41):
Well, because we got a little over three million subscribers.

Speaker 6 (01:00:44):
The podcast is pretty funny between the two brothers, Like
it is very hilarious.

Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
Yeah, two of them are super funny. So but good
for them.

Speaker 5 (01:00:51):
Congratulations to everybody that's close to Taylor because you all
will benefit from her shine.

Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
That's what's trending.

Speaker 13 (01:01:00):
Jubiles Dirty Little Secret.

Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
Hello, Hello you have a dirty little secret. I do, sweet?

Speaker 5 (01:01:08):
What is it?

Speaker 14 (01:01:09):
When I met one of my best friends many years ago,
she was married and I'm a hairdresser, and long story short,
her husband and I started trading services for her hair.

Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
H what kind of services? Really?

Speaker 14 (01:01:24):
Sorry?

Speaker 12 (01:01:25):
He was an amazing tattoo artist.

Speaker 5 (01:01:29):
I went to straight to services services so he would
give you tattoos and you would do her hair.

Speaker 14 (01:01:35):
Correct. Okay, Well he turned out to be the world's
biggest loser, narcissist, all of that which I didn't know
at the time. But in the process I got some
amazing tattoo work done. So now when people ask me
who's done my tattoos? I tell him he's no longer
with us.

Speaker 12 (01:02:00):
I don't. I just say he's no longer.

Speaker 1 (01:02:03):
With way to protect your karma is a good way
of putting it. Well, thank you for telling us your
dirty little secret.

Speaker 12 (01:02:11):
Okay, thanks?

Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
Taking care? Bye? Hey, what's up? Is the ju will
show a dirty little secret?

Speaker 12 (01:02:16):
You have one? I do have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
Yay, what is it?

Speaker 17 (01:02:21):
It's that I hit my neighbor's car, which they do
know about, but they don't know. The secret part is
that it was on purpose.

Speaker 5 (01:02:31):
You hit your neighbor's car on purpose, like with another car,
like a whoop, pat on the booty kind of had Oh, it.

Speaker 17 (01:02:36):
Was a decent strike, I would say, Okay, why Okay,
So the why is the important part. Well, my neighbors
were having a visitor, one of their brothers, and I
saw them outside and he was a very very attractive person,
and so I was just kind of, you know, looking

(01:02:59):
up the guests.

Speaker 8 (01:03:00):
He was very attractive. And that day my.

Speaker 17 (01:03:04):
Friend sent me a screenshot of my ex and his
new partner, and it kind of put me in a
position and in a mental headspace where I wasn't quite
thinking correctly. Okay, And so I got home and I
was really upset about my ex moving on, and then
I thought about the neighbor's guests, and I really wanted

(01:03:28):
to meet him.

Speaker 8 (01:03:29):
So I hit his car.

Speaker 5 (01:03:31):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:03:33):
I thought this was like some revenge thing, But this
is like you just wanted his attention.

Speaker 8 (01:03:38):
I did, Yeah, And so I hit his car on
purpose and to get his contact him from me?

Speaker 1 (01:03:45):
You didn't want I should just ask for can I
borrow some milk and sugar?

Speaker 10 (01:03:52):
Wow?

Speaker 17 (01:03:52):
You know that would have been the same approach. But
like I said, I was not in my right mind
at that point, but anyway, it worked and so now
I'm having dinner over there.

Speaker 1 (01:04:03):
Hey, all right, worked out for you, Yeah it did.

Speaker 8 (01:04:07):
But they don't know it was on purpose. So hopefully
I don't listen to this.

Speaker 1 (01:04:11):
There's a way. Well, thank you for your dirty little secret.

Speaker 8 (01:04:15):
Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:04:16):
Yeah, what's your dirty little secret?

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