The Full Jubal Show from August 28th, 2025

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Breaking news, not really breaking news. It's The Jewel Show,
but Travis Kelcey and Taylor Swift are engaged in a
related story. White people everywhere are static that they finally
have their Beyonce and jay Z. See how easy it
is to create headlines. That's why every week at this
time we bring you real news or fake news. The

(00:22):
cleverly named segment where I read a news story that's
gone viral this week, and you have to tell me
if it's a fake one that people actually believed, or
a real news story. And it's a lot harder than
you think, and it's always fun. It is always a
great time. So we'll test your skills at spotting real
news or fake news, and you'll hear some of the
craziest headlines from the week. Right after this. It's the
jebal Show.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
This's just in.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
It's The Gebil Show. Tornadoes have topped a US survey
as one of the scariest natural disasters that can happen.
Agreed coming in a second close to Sidney Sweeney Movies.
Real news or fake news? See how easy it is
to create fake news? And that's why every single week
at this time, we bring you real news. Or fake news.

(01:07):
A segment where I read a news story from the
week and you have to tell me if it's a
real news story or a fake one that people actually believed.
Here's your first story for real news or fake news.
Experts blame global warming for org dome disaster. Experts blame
global warming for org dome disaster. It's a headline orgy Dome.

(01:30):
That's a headline that went viral. Here's the story. Burning
Man's legendary orgy dome was flattened by fierce desert winds
this week, and now climate experts have the way they
wrote this story, and now climate experts have fingered global
warming as the problem. They claim rising temperatures are leading
to stronger gusts, and stronger gusts mean weaker structures for

(01:54):
well group activities. One scientist equipped, it's a textbook example
of extreme weather events. Unfortunately, the only thing that got
hot and heavy out there was the atmosphere. Wow festivalgoers
were also equally distraught, not just about the loss of
the dome, but what it means for the future of
Burning Man. One tearful ticket holder said, if people don't recycle,

(02:16):
how am I supposed to recycle? Partners. Another activist shouted,
we need to stop carbon emissions now, I didn't pay
five hundred dollars to spoon in a dust storm, and
one man holding a broken glow stick declared, do better, humanity,
save the planet, save the orgies. Yeah. Organizers say they're
committed to rebuilding, but admit unless the climate crisis improves,

(02:38):
next year's only dome might be a snow globe of regret.
Is that a real news story or a fake news story?
Experts blame global warming for orgy don't disaster.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
I have so many questions, and I feel like, if
you're an activist, is that really what you're the most
concerned about.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
So I feel like I have to go with not real. Okay,
they say it's fake Victoria experts. It's blamed global warming
for orgy dome disaster. That's real. I'm going real. This
is a absolutely on real news story. Yeah, why is
an orgy dome? I mean, there's only one thing that
I think it can be glue.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
I'm actually picturing a sand igloo, but like people go
inside of that and that's where they're doing their spooning,
and so then if it got washed away, then they'd
be frustrated, like because there's nowhere to do it at
you know, so because they're sand they're standing right.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Probably a new climate change movement, save the orgy, So
something like us a plastic bubble, that wall go away.
It's not good for the environment. In my bed. Here's
your next headline for real news or fake news? The
segment where I read a news story that's gone viral
this week. You have to tell me if it's a
real one or a fake one that people actually believed.
Here's your headline. Scientists scientists stunned as fourteen thousand dollars

(03:52):
machine delivers first human baby. Oh, scientist stunned as fourteen
thousand dollars machine delivers first human baby. Here's the story.
What started as a futuristic fertility experiment has now crossed
into a jaw dropping reality. A robot with an artificial
womb has already delivered its first baby, according to reports

(04:12):
out of China.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
Wait, what so you're saying in this story the robot
is the one that gave birth.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
The robot wasn't putting his hands and getting ready to cat. No,
the robot gave birth to a human baby. A robot
with an artificial room in China. WHOA originally expected to
roll out as a prototype next year. Insiders claimed the
fourteen thousand dollars robo mom skipped the trial phase and
produced a healthy infant in what some aer calling the
most expensive push notification in history. Witnesses described the scene

(04:41):
as eagle, parts sci fi and nightmare. Yeah what also
kind of magical and he's is real?

Speaker 4 (04:47):
What?

Speaker 1 (04:48):
The shocking birth has ignited a global debate. Critics warran
it's the end of natural motherhood as we know it,
while others all were already asking if the warranty covers
college tuition? Hah? Is that a real news story or
a fake news story? Scientists stunned as fourteen thousand dollars
machine delivers first human baby. Hey, this one has I
have questions for this one too. You don't need to
ask questions.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
So was this this like if they were doing like
IVF and then they had like the and they.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Usually they read the whole story, but this part wasn't answered.
You know where the answer? Where did the stuff come
from to make the baby? That that's what you gotta
figure out.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
Oh man, I'm gonna go with real just because things
are happening with robots fast.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
Okay, news going to real Victoria.

Speaker 4 (05:26):
I'm also gonna go with real because we never learned
from our mistakes and we will always keep playing with robots.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
It is a fake news story that people believe, but
it's based on a real news story. What so the
actual news story that was what went viral. People were
freaking out because it said that a fourteen thousand dollars
robot delivered its first human baby, right right, But the
actual story is a report that researchers in China are
working on a robot with an artificial womb to replace

(05:54):
human surrogates. Okay, okay, okay, that makes way more sense.
And that's why. How does that make way? Because how
else would you put a baby in a robot row?
Don't you? We have a lot of problems with biology
in this room. No, that's all happen is what some
people are using AI for. Thank you.

Speaker 4 (06:10):
I have the same question, but something tells me we'll
do it one day.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
Researchers say it'll cost around fourteen thousand dollars and the
prototype is expected next year of a robot with an
artificial human womb in it so that they can replace human.

Speaker 4 (06:23):
Surrogates alone is also also yeah, how do we do that?

Speaker 1 (06:30):
Create an artificial womb? Yes? In a robot?

Speaker 3 (06:33):
Yeah, I don't know, because how does it get the nutrients?

Speaker 1 (06:36):
Exactly interesting? So who knows what happens when the first
baby is born out of it? Oh? No, half robot?
I mean, is this evolution? Oh my god, it happens naturally.
I need Sometimes they're just not bright. I feel like
I need to go to church. Here's your next headline
for real news or fake news. It's the segment where

(07:00):
I read a news story that's gone viral this week.
You have to tell me if it's a real one
or a fake one that people actually believed. Hot dog
in hot dog arrested in toilet paper investigation. That's the headline,
hot dog arrested in toilet paper investigation? Wake, what kind
of hot dog? Here's a Polish sausage? Like what? Here's
the story. A woman in Saint Petersburg, Florida, got arrested

(07:23):
last Monday after she did some day drinking and got
a weird head start on Hallen Halloween. A forty eight
year old Floridian I was angry after one of her
neighbors parked too close to her yard, so she decided
to toilet paper their car. Well before toilet papering it,
she decided to get drunk and dress up in a
hot dog house seizing. They say she was leaning against

(07:45):
the person's car with a roll of toilet paper in
her hand while pulling off strips and putting it all
over their vehicle. They described her as intoxicated and uncooperative.
It's not clear if she's had run ins with the
neighbors before, and cops didn't say why she was dressed
as a hot dog. One of the residents said, this
type of thing happens all the time around these parts

(08:05):
that I also believe. They charged her with disorderly conduct
and resisting arrest, and she pled no contest the next day.
It has to be a five hundred dollars fifty fine
or do about forty hours of community service to work
it off. Has that a real news story or a
fake news story?

Speaker 3 (08:18):
This is real. Just picture this lady. I know what
to where. I've got this hot dog costume under my
bed hold.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
I'll show them. They won't even know what a disguise.
That's so real. Victoria hot Dog and arrested in toilet
paper investigator. I want to be real. Yeah it's out
of Florida.

Speaker 5 (08:35):
Yeah it's another jewbile phone frame day mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
Hello, I got wet politics. I'm sorry, excuse me, I
got I'm tired of my politics getting all wet. I
got wet politics, and it's your fault. Who is this.
My name is Eddie, and I live directly behind you,

(09:10):
in the house behind you, and I got wet politics again,
and I'm tired of it. And I thought i'd call
you up and have words with you myself. I'm tired
of my wet politics. What are you talking about. I'm
talking about the fact that I got wet politics again.
And I don't know if it's your way of trying

(09:31):
to sway my vote or whatever it is, but I'm
tired of getting wet politics. I don't know what that means.
Wet politics. You tell me right now while you're calling.
I don't have time for this. I'm calling because I
live in the house right behind you, right oknack snack smack,
whatever the word is, dab behind you, and I get

(09:55):
my paper every single morning, and for the past three
weeks now, I've been getting wet politics, because your sprinklers
are missing my backyard. It's missed in my paper. I
opened it up, and then all of a sudden, I
got wet politics and I can't read it, and I'm
tired of getting wet politics. You know, there's an adult

(10:15):
way to go about these things. You could have asked
me nicely and we could have communicated about this, and
then I could have fixed it. Well, he said, you
call me angrily. Yeah, well, well you could have not
gotten my politics all wet for three weeks in a row.

Speaker 6 (10:28):
Now, oh my god, Well you could have said something,
because how would I.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
Know that if I don't know that? And how did
you get my number? Eh? What? How did you get
my number? I got your number from the packages? Oh yeah,
what by your name? From the packages? And then I
looked up the phone number and there you are.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
I I'd tell you about my wet politics. The package
is what the are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (11:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (11:00):
Yeah, I got tired of getting my wet my politics
all wet with here sprinkler water. So in retaliation for
getting wet politics, I've been coming over there and grabbing
the packages off your porch. Yeah, are you kidding me?

Speaker 2 (11:15):
You know what.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
I'm going to file a complaint with the HOA. I'm
going to let the cops know, and I'm how dare
you call me and tell me you've been taking my
packages because my sprinkler got your stupid paper wet? Are
you stupid?

Speaker 2 (11:27):
You an idiot?

Speaker 1 (11:28):
Well, here's the h your name's Jesse, right, Oh my god?
Yeah yeah. So now that we got this all worked out,
I want to let you know. I got the packages
over here, and I'm happy to bring them by as
long as I don't get any more wet politics. Oh well,
that sounds great. Why don't you bring them by? I'd

(11:49):
love to speak with you face to face. Come on over.
Why don't you hold right up? Hey, while we're at it,
when I bring your Amazon packages that I've been taking
because you've been getting my politics wet? It's dice when
neighbors can get along, isn't it? When I come by,
would you mind running me to the grocery store. You've
gotta be kidding me?

Speaker 7 (12:11):
Oh my god, I just scrip, No, I'm not.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
No.

Speaker 8 (12:19):
No, call somebody else, Call the person you're not stealing
packages from and screaming about what politics about?

Speaker 1 (12:24):
Which is so what's a weird thing to say? Anyway,
And if I don't get my packages by noon today,
I'm calling the cops. Wow. Right, then I'll just let
you know that your husband set up a prank phone call.
That's all. This is actually Dubile from the Jubil Show
doing a phone brank on you and your husband Steve
set you up. This is a joke. So angry I said,

(12:50):
you've had a couple of Amazon packages go missing, and
he wanted to mess with you.

Speaker 9 (12:56):
Almost thought I would be getting them back, So it's
a double prik.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
I should have known it wasn't.

Speaker 10 (13:02):
Frank, but you started yelling about wet politics.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
Wake up every morning with Jubile Phone Franks, give us
three minutes and we'll give you everything you need to
know for the day with Nina's what's trending? Are you
ready to have your mind blown?

Speaker 3 (13:16):
Taylor Math, Taylor Swift Math is incredible, so it's no
surprise that, of course, the announcement in their post on
social media was reposted over a million times in six
hours and breaking records all over the place. It got
over fourteen million likes in the first hour and has
over thirty.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
Million likes now.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
Dang.

Speaker 3 (13:33):
I don't know that we really care about the likes
as much. But here's the part that's gonna blow your mind.
So she appeared on the New Heights podcast on August thirteenth. Again,
thirteen is her favorite number, and his number yeah yeah,
and his jersey number is eighty seven. You need to
remember those things. So the podcast was on August thirteenth.
They made their joint engagement announcement thirteen days later on

(13:54):
August twenty six. Then that's thirty nine days thirteen times
three before her next album is released on October third,
and it doesn't end there. The announcement came out at
one PM, which is also thirteen hundred in military time,
and one looks like one hundred, which is eighty seven
plus thirteen.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
Girl, what I'm not gonna like? I told you he's
gonna blow your mind. It lost me slightly there, but
I'm still on it.

Speaker 3 (14:19):
Well, I was trying to explain to you that Taylor
Swift math is always mind blowing.

Speaker 4 (14:23):
Taylor Swift mas is just a different version of math,
like you know, like calculus and algebra.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
It's all different. There needs to be a subject for
Taylor Swift.

Speaker 3 (14:30):
Math, you know, there's gotta be some tailor theory that
has to do with the number thirteen. How it affects like,
I don't know, global warming or something. It's like the
tailor theory is gonna.

Speaker 9 (14:38):
Save the world.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
Its little warming. I mean, I don't know, I could
see it. Side notes.

Speaker 3 (14:44):
Congratulations with Travis Kelsey because his jersey has gone through
the roof.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
People have bought his jersey over and over again.

Speaker 3 (14:51):
It's by two hundred percent whoa according to fanatics after
the day of the engagement.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (14:57):
Well, because let's be honest, if you're Brian jersey from him,
it's like a jersey from Taylor Swift.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
Right, You're like, if she becomes Kelsey, then I'm wearing
Taylor's Jerseyfully, he takes her last name.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
He didn't have to change the last name on his
jersey's the Swift. But this is a cool last name
to have if you're an athlete. Totally.

Speaker 3 (15:13):
But what if they were the Kelsey Swifts or the
Swift Kelsey's and it was all hyphenated, Yeah, they probably would.
I wonder what they're gonna do with it.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
Bet if it was Swiftly Kelsey kind of vibe Swiftly
you're on your own on that one. But okay, this
is also very interesting. So you know Bill Belichick, he
used to be the guy that ran the Patriots. I
don't want to say coach GM. I'm not really sure. Yeah,
you were coached. Okay, so he was the coach and

(15:41):
he pretty much ran the whole thing. But yeah, okay
of the Patriots.

Speaker 3 (15:44):
Well, he's been in the news a lot lately because
his girlfriend, Jordan Hudson, is so much younger than him.
She's twenty four, he's seventy three. Whoa, But what's happening
now is Jordan has just filed a trademark to try
to trademark the term gold dig her so she can
have her own jewelry line.

Speaker 4 (16:02):
Honestly, kind of smart. You can't trademark gold digger?

Speaker 1 (16:07):
Wow, what do you mean? Yes you can? She just did.

Speaker 3 (16:09):
No, she filed. Nobody approved it yet it's not approved.
There's a gold Digger song gold Member.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
Yeah. I do like that, but I don't.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
I would be very surprised if she gets approved to
have the term gold digger.

Speaker 4 (16:22):
I mean, you've been making a lot of money if
you get that improved.

Speaker 3 (16:25):
But this is like that one time I don't remember
which athlete now was trying to trademark Taco Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
Oh, yeah, who was? I can't remember it was.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
I don't remember who it was either, but they were
trying to trademark Taco Tuesday. And you're like, bro, you
can't trademark Taco Tuesday. It's been around forever. They've gotten denied.
So even if it's not owned by someone, it's such
a common term. If you trademark it, then that's like,
I don't know, isn't that like a no fair like
a court?

Speaker 1 (16:47):
Yeah, no fair, that's I guess that's an easier way
to say. It's no fair. That's a legal term for it.
No fair. You can't have that trademark. It's no pharisees.
That's the easiest way to say what I was trying
to say. That's my final decision. No take you back.
That's trending.

Speaker 11 (17:05):
It's time to Catch a Cheater only on The Jubile
Show and only on the New Hits one oh six
point one.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
Sasha is on the phone today for to Catch a
Cheater and she's been with her boyfriend Anthony for two years,
but now she thinks something might be going on. So
see if we can help her out. Sasha, sorry you
have to come on the show this way, but what's up.
Why do you think Anthony might be cheating?

Speaker 7 (17:27):
Well, you know, I'll be honest, I don't. I don't
know honestly. But it was my best friend then when
I was talking to her, and she actually told me
I should email you guys because of how I'm feeling
about Anthony. And the thing is, he is an older guy.
So a lot of my friends give me a lot
of crap for it, and I think they're all concerned

(17:47):
about me, especially how I'm feeling regarding him right now.
And I don't know, because he's always so sweet and
it's so kind, but there's just a lot of weird
things that are happening, and even my friend is making,
you know, a lot of comments about it, and now
it's making me question if he's like this great guy,
but it just doesn't feel like he's the same guy

(18:09):
I fell in love with anymore.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
How long have you said two years you guys have
been together?

Speaker 7 (18:14):
Yeah, I be getting together for two years and he's
been great the whole time.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
Has your friend always been this way like in your
ear from the very beginning or is it just starting
to pick up right now?

Speaker 7 (18:24):
I mean at the very beginning, before we got serious,
she wasn't really you know, in my ear as it were.
But as time went on, especially since he is a
little older than me, I feel like she's been looking
out for me, you know, with good intentions. But sometimes
I do think she needs to keep her distance, so
maybe I need to set boundaries. But just as I'm
trying to set some boundaries, there are just weird things

(18:45):
that are happening between me and Anthony, and she's picking
up on it too, and it's making me wonder, what's
going on with him?

Speaker 1 (18:51):
Well, what are the things that are happening.

Speaker 7 (18:54):
A couple of weeks ago, I gave I came home
from like a long weekend. It was like a work trip,
and I simp to note that I actually have really
long black hair. But when I got home and went
into the bathroom, I noticed that there was in my
shower just very long red hair, and neither I nor
Anthony had red hair.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
That's weird. Okay, So did you ask him about the
red hair?

Speaker 7 (19:18):
Yeah? I did, and you know, he actually kind of
told me it must have been on me from like
a girl's night or something and that I didn't notice.
And you know what, actually it does make sense because
I do have another friend with long red hair, so
it's very possible.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
Is there anything else?

Speaker 7 (19:34):
Yeah, I think this is the one that's making me nervous.
Is when I got home from work a few days
after this, I noticed that on my side of the
bed there was a phone charger, but it wasn't mine.
And I asked Anthony about it. I really did, and
he just told me that it was mine. Oh no,
I forgot about it, you know, when he was telling

(19:55):
me that it does make sense to me.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
You know, this is the proper use of gaslighting.

Speaker 7 (20:02):
But the thing is, it's my friend who's the one
that made me email you guys after what happened last week?
And so what happened last week is I got home early,
and I was pulling into the driveway, and as soon
as I got out of the car, Anthony came running
out of our neighbor's house, completely like flustered, and for
some reason, he's convincing happy to see me. And it

(20:23):
was weird. He wanted to know why I came home.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
Early, you know, very weird. Why are we say the neighbors.
Who's your neighbor? Is it a woman?

Speaker 7 (20:33):
I asked him about it, like, you know, what he
was doing next door? And he, you know, he had
a very reasonable exclamation. He said he was just fixing
the TV stand for the neighbor. And you know, it's
something that he would do because he's a really nice
guy and he's so nice.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
Okay, yeah she does.

Speaker 7 (20:50):
She's wrestling to age, but you know that doesn't mean anything.
You know, my friends don't like him.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
You never know, but all those do kind the sound
red flaggy enough to try to find any right. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (21:04):
Well, the thing is he's always been such a great
guy to me, and that's another reason I came on
the show because I really want to prove my friends wrong.
There's no way he would do something.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
Like this to me.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
Okay, well, let's see if we can figure it out
for you. You already told us what grocery store he's
a rewards card member at. So we'll play a song
come back, and then call him and pretend to be
from the grocery store and say that every single month,
we choose one lucky rewards member who gets a free
gift from us, and his flowers delivered from our Florida department,
and we'll see if he sends those to you or
to somebody else. Okay, I'm good. Okay, we'll get your
to Catch Acheater next. Right in the middle of To

(21:40):
Catch Acheater and if you're just joining us, Sasha is
on the phone and she thinks that her boyfriend of
two years named Anthony might be cheating. So we're about
to call him and pretend to be from the grocery
store that he's a rewards card member at and say
that he's this month's lucky winner of free flowers delivered
from our Florida department, and we'll see if he sends
those to his girlfriend, Sasha or to somebody else. But
before we do that, Sasha, why don't you break down

(22:02):
your situation again real quick.

Speaker 7 (22:04):
Well, my boyfriend is ten years older than me, and
my friends are very concerned about our relationship. And you know,
I did find some red hair in the apartment. I
don't have red hair, and he did kind of come
out of our neighbor's apartment the other day very flustered,
and she does have long red hair. I don't think
he's cheating on me, though he's a really great guy,
and I'm on here to prove my friends wrong.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
Okay, hey, all right, well well let's see if I'm
let's see if he's seating or not. Are you ready
for us to call him? Yeah? Okay, do it? Here
we go. Hey, this is Corbette calling from I was

(22:46):
looking for our rewards card member named Anthony. Oh yeah, Anthony, Hey,
please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling with a big congratulations year this month's winter.

Speaker 2 (22:59):
Oh cool, I didn't know that you guys gave away.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
Stuff when you signed up to be a rewards member
with us. Every single month we choose one lucky Rewards
Card member who gets a free gift. In this month,
it's thirty six long sim red roses, a box of
candy or chocolate, and a card to be delivered to
anybody that you want from our floral department. Absolutely free.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
Dang for real.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
Yep. First thing I would need would be the first
and last name of the person you'd like to send
them to, and then if you want to put anything
on a card, and then I'll get the address and
we are good to go.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
All right, cool, cool, cool, cool cool, All right, go ahead,
and uh send them to uh Caitlin.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
Caitlin, And do you want to send a card along
to Kitlin?

Speaker 2 (23:44):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's do that. That'd be cool.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
What would you like to put on the card?

Speaker 2 (23:49):
Let's just say some gorgeous red roses for my gorgeous redhead.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
Yes, I can do that. And now I will let
you know that.

Speaker 6 (24:00):
This is it's just like, uh, she's just like my
little hot project that I've got going on.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
So, you know, good for you man, you know, hey,
also want to let you know. This is actually a
radio show. It's called The Jewbil Show Busted bro Hi
Victoria and my name is Jebel and we do a
segment called to Catch a Teeter where if you think
your significant other might be messing around you see you
they send flowers to and your girlfriend, Sasha of two years,
is actually on the phone.

Speaker 2 (24:26):
Whoa wha, wha, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa what what you're what?
What you doing?

Speaker 7 (24:34):
Is your project?

Speaker 2 (24:36):
No?

Speaker 7 (24:36):
No, no, you don't want to question me. What do
you mean, Caitlin?

Speaker 2 (24:39):
As you know, what is what is this? What is
going on? Like? What what are you? What are you
on now? Sasha?

Speaker 7 (24:46):
Like you know what I am just so angry right now.
Like my friends were telling me that you were up
to something, and I was, I'm not on your and.

Speaker 2 (24:57):
You're what what? What is this radio show?

Speaker 10 (25:00):
Like?

Speaker 2 (25:00):
What the hell are you doing bringing me on a
radio show for I.

Speaker 1 (25:03):
Don't think that's over to her.

Speaker 7 (25:07):
You went over to her? Oh my god, you're talking
about she.

Speaker 12 (25:12):
Has no one to help her. Okay, I was just
being nice. I already explained this to you. I don't
appreciate wasting my time by dragging me on the radio
when we could.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
Have just had all What do you mean by she's
a hot hot project?

Speaker 2 (25:27):
Hey, you shut your mouth, stay out of it. Wow,
she is.

Speaker 12 (25:32):
She is just the neighbor. I'm just helping her out,
that is it. And your little friend is this? Is
this your your little friend like getting you to do
this a like with her random conspiracy theories on TikTok
or whatever.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
Does this not feel like a conspiracy theory? You still
have an answer to what hot project is?

Speaker 2 (25:48):
Okay?

Speaker 7 (25:49):
And you're calling her beautiful? Why are you calling her beautiful?

Speaker 2 (25:53):
This is okay.

Speaker 7 (25:54):
I can't believe that you're doing this to me. My
friends are asked you right about conspiracy marry on TikTok.
This is you going behind my jack with the neighbor
and then trying to gas like into thinking.

Speaker 12 (26:06):
That this is the problem with women nowadays. You know
what you're not You're not listening. You don't listen at all.
Just a bunch of stadlnely people with way too many
emotional problems.

Speaker 3 (26:20):
Emotional problems, a psychopath. You don't even understand what you're
saying around this.

Speaker 7 (26:24):
I am Oh my god, Anthony, I love you, and
you know what I know my friends, it can be
a lot.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
Oh my god, Oh no, this is not no, no,
we're not doing that, honey.

Speaker 2 (26:35):
Okay, sorry, no, Sasha.

Speaker 6 (26:39):
Sorry, Okay, Sasha, you know what, I'm sorry that thank
you for apologizing like that. That makes me feel a
lot better. Well she she, she just apologized. I'm taking
that and accepting that apology.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (26:55):
So for for for bringing me on this radio show
when we didn't need to do that this kind of thing. Okay,
and you know, I'm sorry that I snapped right there,
but honestly.

Speaker 2 (27:05):
I'm just kind of a hot head sometimes. Okay, No, no, you.

Speaker 7 (27:11):
Mistake.

Speaker 12 (27:11):
And you know what, there's no no listeners. You've got
to hear me out. You've got to hear me out.
You know what, you will listen to. Whatever your friend
says has ruined this relationships?

Speaker 11 (27:23):
I was.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
Is that what you wanted to do?

Speaker 5 (27:26):
Right?

Speaker 1 (27:27):
My friend?

Speaker 7 (27:31):
Something was wrong?

Speaker 1 (27:32):
Did you hear what Anthony just said?

Speaker 2 (27:34):
No?

Speaker 7 (27:35):
I didn't. What did you just stay to me?

Speaker 6 (27:38):
I wouldn't have slept with her if your friend didn't
make me like just push me under her arms?

Speaker 2 (27:44):
Wow?

Speaker 7 (27:46):
Oh my though, I can't believe I even apologize you.
You're the one who's blaming my friend for your infidelity.
What is your.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
You should have just been You should have just trusted
me instead of her?

Speaker 3 (28:03):
What you also should have just gone to the neighbor's
house break up if your somebody who's like cheating on you?

Speaker 1 (28:09):
Though, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (28:11):
I thought I should shut your mouth Between me and Sasha.

Speaker 12 (28:16):
Nobody else needs to be on this, Okay, And I've
already told you I'm done with this relationship all this,
I'm out.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
Oh my god, Sasha, there's a lot there. I'm so sorry,
but you definitely do not deserve that. The way that
he speaks to you alone your fault. This is not
your fault. This isn't your fault at all. But don't
let him try to talk you back into being with him.
He sounds like the kind of dude that would.

Speaker 7 (28:45):
No, my friends won't allow that. We actually made a
pact that if he was cheating on me, and remember
I didn't think he was, that we were going to
take all of this outside and light it on fire.
You know, I'm gonna text her that's exactly what she's
gonna do right now. And I hope his gorgeous redhead
doesn't mind him wearing the same outfit every day because
all this closes are going to go off and plane,

(29:07):
just like their relationship will.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
Oh and she's gone now too. She probably just could
have left that last part out.

Speaker 2 (29:19):
The Jubile shows.

Speaker 13 (29:23):
Said, right, it's one of the most insanely idiot Hey.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
By the way, now that we got your attention, remember
with the phone prank coming up on the twenties, right
after the phone prank, it's a free trip phone prank.
You can win a trip to a cl So make
sure you listen to the phone prank as well. But okay,
not act like the song just ended that you heard
and you didn't hear, Like the Dead the weird start
of that other song, and then let us be all
off so that you can know that we did things
perfectly perfect.

Speaker 13 (29:45):
What you just said is one of the most insanely
idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in
your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
Could be considered a rational thought.

Speaker 13 (29:59):
Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened
to it. I award you no points, and may God
have mercy on your shit.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez in
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If you think you have what it takes to win

(30:31):
against trivia against Victoria, but you probably don't that that
didn't sound good the way I said it. No, but
I thought I did maybe think you have what it
takes to win the game. No time. I liked it.
That was pretty simple. Yeah, I was boring. I think
you have more. If you have if you're good enough
at trivia to win, I said, it's still not hitting, right,

(30:53):
is it? Yeah, it's kind of Allas. I'm like, oh,
you can try again if you want. If you have
you know, like, if you gonna get enough answers right
to get more than her, That is what I say.
I'm like, you did great, all right, we'll play you
for Victoria right after this, so Ju will show some sort.

Speaker 10 (31:10):
Of a mentally challenged aar No, not even I didn't
say that.

Speaker 7 (31:16):
It was like, why am I even listening to to
begin with?

Speaker 1 (31:20):
You're a virgin who can't try. It's time for America's
favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria. Your chance to take
on Victoria Ramirez in a game of trivia for leave tickets. Now,
let's meet today's contestant for you verus Victoria, Allison. How
you doing, Alison?

Speaker 11 (31:37):
I am so good to well, I'm so excited to
be on the show.

Speaker 7 (31:40):
I take extra pre workout this morning.

Speaker 2 (31:42):
To the game.

Speaker 4 (31:43):
Sweet no one, No one gave me pre work out
this morning. We're uneven playing field.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
We're trying to pre work out. Did you take.

Speaker 11 (31:54):
I don't even know it's called hide oh.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
I know that. I know that one. She was like, yeah, yeah,
I just like how some of them. Some of them
can make you feel so cracked out. Yeah, and your
skin gets all itchy. It's great. I love it for
us to take so much. Now, then my body got
immune to it, so I was like, oh man, I
gotta stop that. I sent five hour energy. That didn't
help anymore either. All right, we can send Victoria out
of the studio and while she's leaving. Here is how

(32:19):
the game is played. You have thirty seconds to answer
as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,
just say pass, and Victoria has to beat you outright
to win.

Speaker 7 (32:26):
Okay, all right, I'm ready.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
All right, here we go, Alison, your time starts now.
What is thought to be the only mammal that cannot
taste sweetness? Who is the musician to headline the twenty
twenty three Super Bowl halftime.

Speaker 3 (32:42):
Show, eminem The first vaccine was developed for which disease?

Speaker 5 (32:52):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (32:52):
Needle? What type of crystal is used in the Star
Wars universe? Is the power source of a lightsaber.

Speaker 9 (33:00):
Pa?

Speaker 1 (33:01):
What year did the infamous Woodstock music festival take place?

Speaker 11 (33:06):
Oh, my gosh, nineteen eighty two.

Speaker 1 (33:10):
Okay, got that, and we'll bring Victoria back into the studio.
And while she's getting settled and putting on her headphones
and stuff, here's a question for you, Alison. If you
got the chance to say one thing over the loud
speaker at a Target on a busy Saturday afternoon, what
would it be, Oh, Joe.

Speaker 11 (33:28):
Well, it would be uh check out dow Hole music
on Spotify.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
Yeah, I love that. That's good. You know what, You're
good at promotion, because I wouldn't do that. Did you
pay her?

Speaker 10 (33:45):
No?

Speaker 1 (33:46):
But I will be Alison. Check is in the mail,
Thank you very much. Check out my music on Spotify. Yeah,
I didn't. I wouldn't even that's cool. I would I
wouldn't think to do that at all. Yeah, and I
need to get better at promoting things, obviously. Yeah, of Victoria,
if you've got to say one thing over the last
we got to Target on a busy Saturday afternoon, what
would it be?

Speaker 9 (34:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (34:04):
Mine would it be that? It would be?

Speaker 4 (34:06):
Hey, guys, I'm Victoria. I'm single, right a mingle. If
you want me, I will be in the cute clothing aisle?

Speaker 1 (34:14):
Was your man at Target? Because I will I mean hopefully.

Speaker 4 (34:19):
Actually, I love a man who goes target, because then
he would also like to go target with me, and
then we can both go to target.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
Who does have a fun tw target? There you go,
no one, Here we go. Thirty seconds. Answer as many
questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say
pass and you have to beat Allison outright to whin Allison,
you can tell Victoria when to go? Oh no, do tray?

Speaker 5 (34:42):
No?

Speaker 1 (34:42):
Hey? What is thought to be the only mammal that
cannot taste sweetness? What? Elephant?

Speaker 3 (34:50):
Who is the musician to headline the twenty twenty three
Super Bowl halftime show?

Speaker 1 (34:54):
Uh? Oh? Riana? The first vaccine was developed for? Which disease?

Speaker 9 (35:00):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (35:00):
The blang?

Speaker 3 (35:01):
What type of crystal is used in the Star Wars
universe as the power source of a lightsaber?

Speaker 2 (35:06):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (35:06):
What? Wait? What crystal light? I don't know crystal? I
hate that? That delicious great with Yeah, it's really good.
Let's send it over the scoreboard and see how you
guys did with our scoreboard. Our social media producer Gabby,
I like this. Victoria got one correct in Alison g zero?

(35:28):
Oh whoa Allison crazy? Victoria was won two games in
a row Now, pre energy. Let's go workoutre workout. You
did get tickets, get tickets for playing though, thank you, Allison. Yeah,
let's get the answers now. Cats are allegedly the only

(35:48):
mammal that cannot taste sweetness. Really.

Speaker 3 (35:51):
Rihanna is the musician that headlined the twenty twenty three
Super Bowl halftime show, but smallpox was the first disease
that had a vaccine. A kyber crystal is the type
of crystal that's used in the Star Wars universe as the.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
Power source of the lightsaber. I didn't know that. I
didn't either.

Speaker 9 (36:06):
I neither.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
I've always wanted to play at the light saber. They
seemed so much fun, like a real one.

Speaker 3 (36:10):
Yes, I told you about the people at my gym
that do that in the like big area.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
They do like this tichie with lightsabers. Oh yeah, that's right,
that's cool. So why wait? Can you sign up? I
don't know. I'm in there stretching and I'm like, that
looks so cool. My cousin Tubman has a bunch of lightsabers,
and every time I go over there, I want to
play with them, but I don't want to break them,
and I know i'll break them. Well, then you have
self control. Yeah, you know they're expensive lightsabers. He's got

(36:38):
a bunch of them. I don't want to break the
news lightsabers. Proud of you. That'd because be broken people
and break his toys. I'm not doing that anymore in
my life.

Speaker 3 (36:48):
The last answer is nineteen sixty nine was the year
that the Woodstock Music Festival took place.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
Ah Alison, thank you for playing. Thank you so much.
I love your show so much.

Speaker 11 (37:01):
I listen to it on the iHeartRadio podcast when I'm
the house, when I'm running.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
I just I love it. Thank you very much appreciated. Hey,
make sure you do give us your VENMO. That's very helpful.
You know, after the phone prank is a free trip
phone prank. So after the phone prank is a chance
to win a trip to a cl So you should
hang out for the phone prank and then call up
and see if well, not call up listen because then
we'll give you go to the web. We'll give you

(37:27):
a website to go to. Ender a keyword, I'm all
over place, but really quick. Al is Austin City Limits,
which is a music festival in Austin, Texas. It's so cool.

Speaker 5 (37:36):
Oh yes, First Day to follow up powered by the
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Speaker 1 (37:46):
Daniel is on the phone today for a first day
follow up and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Reese.
So in a second we're gonna call her and see
if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe
get him another date if he still wants one. But first, Daniel,
how long has it been since you heard from Reese?

Speaker 2 (38:01):
Not a few days? I think?

Speaker 8 (38:03):
Okay, all right, honestly it's probably been a little bit longer,
but I messaged her with the last few days.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
Okay, okay, let's talk about the date. Why do you
want to get a hold of her so bad? Well?

Speaker 8 (38:14):
Yeah, so we went to this new you know, tapas
place downtown. It's like, you know, one of those places
where they serve you guys, like a bunch of little
dishes and you get to share them, and which is
I think perfect for birthday cause you get to see
if the person likes to share or doesn't.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
It's a pretty classic first date move. I like it.

Speaker 8 (38:30):
Yeah, you know, we split at assert We had churros
with chocolate toss, and I thought things were going really well,
like like we're literally, you know, sharing a dessert, so like,
I don't know, I thought that was a good sign.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
Yeah, I mean, you don't just share desserts with anybody,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 8 (38:49):
You know, after dinner, we kind of wandered around and
there was like this alley near the restaurant, and things
got a little uh heated in the moment, you know,
a little handsy.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
You said, Ali, hot, that is what did she enjoy that?

Speaker 8 (39:04):
Yeah, I know it's kind of weird, but it's just
like there was like the spark right away, you know,
and like, you know, we weren't just talking about small stuff.

Speaker 2 (39:12):
I felt like we were really connecting. So she was
easy to talk to.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
How crazy did you get in the alley?

Speaker 9 (39:19):
You know?

Speaker 8 (39:19):
I guess you could say we got pretty caught caught
up in it, you know, and you know, she's definitely gorgeous,
so yeah, like it got definitely.

Speaker 9 (39:26):
Got a little heated.

Speaker 1 (39:28):
Why do you think she's ghosting you?

Speaker 8 (39:30):
Honestly, you know, I really don't know, but I will
say when we're in the alley, like I bit her
lip a little and she gave me a little bit
of a like, you know, be gentle and you know
at the time, and I think it was like a
big deal, like, you know, I thought it was something
maybe should be into. But you know, maybe maybe she
thought I was coming onto a death or something.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
How hard did you bite her lip?

Speaker 7 (39:51):
Not too hard, it was a little, you know.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
Little nibble.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
Okay. So then after she was like no, be gentle
and you were gentle. Was she responsive or did she
feel kind of like, I don't know, worried about being
bid again?

Speaker 8 (40:07):
No, after the little warning she gave me, like, it
was like right back at.

Speaker 3 (40:11):
It, honestly, Okay, Okay, So then how did it end?
How did your date end?

Speaker 8 (40:17):
You know, I took her home and you know, I
thought i'd see her again.

Speaker 2 (40:21):
And that was you know, that was about it.

Speaker 8 (40:23):
I mean that, I mean, that was kind of the
climax of the night there in the alley.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
But okay, and that's it. And that's the last thing
you heard from her. I mean, what's the last thing
she said to you?

Speaker 2 (40:34):
Honestly?

Speaker 8 (40:34):
Off and I can't really remember, but like usually she
was like very responsive. You know, she usually has her
phone on her ether work or something, so like usually
when I met her, she answers right back within you know, moments,
and then just like out of nowhere, it was just
kind of nothing.

Speaker 1 (40:48):
So she you felt like she wanted to see you
again at the end of that. Yeah, okay, well we'll
see if we can figure it out for you. Then
we'll play a song come back and then call her
and see she's house why she's ghosting you, and maybe
get to another date.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
Okay, awesome, thanks so much.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
Right, First day follow up is next. Daniel is on
the phone today for a first day follow up and
he's getting ghosted by Reese. So in a second, we're
gonna call her and see if she tell us why
she's ghosting him and maybe get him another date. The

(41:25):
first Daniel, why don't you catch us up on your
date again?

Speaker 2 (41:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (41:28):
Basically it was, you know, one of the best first
dates I've ever had in my life, if not the best,
And like you know, we went to the great Tapis
place I told you about, and then uh, listeners were earlier.
I kind of explained my experienced and Ellie that was
very nice. I meant, minus bath part that was a

(41:49):
little awkward, but other than that, Yeah, and then since
then I haven't heard from her.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
Do you think the little lip bite is the reason
that she's not calling you back? I?

Speaker 8 (41:59):
Sure, both, but like I just really don't know what
else it is.

Speaker 1 (42:03):
Well, I feel like it wouldn't have been that little
of a bite if this is why. Yeah, I mean,
like you, maybe you better harder than you think. All right,
well we'll find out. Are you ready for us to
call her?

Speaker 2 (42:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (42:15):
All right, here we go.

Speaker 2 (42:27):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (42:28):
Hi? Is this Reese?

Speaker 9 (42:30):
Uh speaking?

Speaker 1 (42:32):
Hi? Rees? How are you? This is a radio show.
It's called The Jebel Show. Hi Reese, I'm Nina. Hi,
I'm Victoria and my name is Jubell.

Speaker 2 (42:38):
How are you fim? Great?

Speaker 1 (42:41):
Sweet? Have you ever heard of the show before?

Speaker 9 (42:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (42:46):
Awesome. Well guess what, Reese, we got an email about
you from somebody. You don't sound very surprised. Yeah. We
do a segment called the first A follow up is
where if you go on a date with someone and
you gohost them, that person can email us to get
you on the phone and ask why you're ghosting them.
So do you know who would email us?

Speaker 9 (43:05):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (43:06):
Man, seriously, Yeah, I know exactly who it is.

Speaker 1 (43:09):
It's a Daniel, right, yes it is. Yeah, Daniel emailed us.
He said he really likes you and thought you guys
had a great time. Can you tell us where you
ghos see him?

Speaker 10 (43:21):
Yeah, I'm ghosting him because he couldn't remember my name.

Speaker 1 (43:26):
What do you mean, like the whole time?

Speaker 4 (43:29):
No?

Speaker 2 (43:29):
Okay, Like, okay, so we had a.

Speaker 10 (43:31):
Great time at dinner. The makeout session was pretty great too.
After week cause, et cetera. He literally looked at his
phone before saying good night to me, like it was
super obvious he had to check to see what my
name was.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
So he like saying good night and looked looked down
at his phone and saw your name was like a
good night, uh reese? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (43:55):
Any more?

Speaker 2 (43:55):
Are you seeing that you can't keep track of like food?
Like come on, hold on, hold on, hold on, I
know your name.

Speaker 10 (44:03):
O.

Speaker 1 (44:05):
Daniel. He's actually on the phone listening and wants to
talk to you.

Speaker 9 (44:09):
Okay, I know.

Speaker 2 (44:11):
Your name, Come on now, I just want caught up
in the moment.

Speaker 10 (44:15):
Caught up in the moment really, like you got to
be caught up to remember my name.

Speaker 2 (44:21):
That's like, wow, so impressive.

Speaker 8 (44:24):
I swear, yeah, Like I was just nervous. Okay, You're
just really cool and you know I didn't want to
mess things.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
Up, all right, So you looked at your phone?

Speaker 7 (44:33):
Yes, he did.

Speaker 10 (44:34):
He needed a phone to remember who he was talking to,
because I mean, I must be exhausting to remember things
like that, Like do you use it to remember how
to tie your shoes?

Speaker 4 (44:44):
Like?

Speaker 2 (44:44):
Come on, you know what?

Speaker 8 (44:46):
Honestly, you know what time sho didn't kind of hard
when you got a brain like mine. You know, I'm
using it all day at work, and you know you
gotta save brain power for the important stuff from all right,
I mean you.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
Would remember her name?

Speaker 10 (45:00):
Yeah, I guess you remember my name? Doesn't mean the
cut you know, of the whole.

Speaker 2 (45:05):
Seriously, I do you know what?

Speaker 8 (45:08):
What's your middle name? Tell me that, and I promise
I'll remember your first and middle name. And I don't
know the middle names of anyone.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
Else I'm talking about right now, she's talking about when
you were on the date. Yeah, I'm not.

Speaker 10 (45:23):
I'm not telling you my middle name, but like, thanks,
So have you.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
Ever forgot somebody's name on a date? Jewel? Yeah, I
just didn't say their name again, okay, And the number
was in my phone just as their number, and I
just never called them okay. Well, that's not helping the
situation at all.

Speaker 2 (45:42):
You know, I didn't forgive.

Speaker 8 (45:43):
Your name, and it was just like I pulled out
my phone because it was like I don't know, like
it was time to take ad night and things were
a little awkward and just I don't know, just a
tick I guess I have, you know, I just checked
my phone.

Speaker 2 (45:54):
Like it was a big deal, kind of.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
A moment of disconnect when you pull your phone out
while you're on a day with somebody.

Speaker 10 (46:00):
Literally like every was saying good night, good night, pulls
out your phone and then just like looks at it,
Oh goodnight, reef. Like how many other girls are you
dating that you don't have the memory of space to.

Speaker 2 (46:15):
Remember a one syllable name, Reese?

Speaker 1 (46:18):
Are you dating?

Speaker 9 (46:18):
Well?

Speaker 8 (46:20):
No, Like I like I don't have a girlfriend or
anything like that, but like honestly, yeah, like you know,
meeting people online and stuff, it kind of sucks. Like
you go on a ton of first dates and like
none of them are as good as like our first date.

Speaker 2 (46:32):
So it's like, oh, poor you.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
So you did forget then, like I.

Speaker 2 (46:38):
Didn't know her name. I just maybe I stumbled on it.

Speaker 8 (46:42):
But it's not like I didn't know her name or
like thought you was somebody else like Reese.

Speaker 1 (46:47):
Would you feel better if he admitted.

Speaker 2 (46:48):
It, Yeah, a little bit.

Speaker 10 (46:50):
I would have felt better, But at least he could
be honest.

Speaker 2 (46:52):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (46:53):
I think to me, there's a difference of like not
knowing your name and like, you know, just kind of
having a brain far after, you know, being nervous and
stuff like it's like sometimes you forget your own birthday,
Like if you ever had that happen, like you're like, oh,
or you don't know what year it is, Like come
on now, like that kind of stuff happens to everyone.
First of all, I didn't forget your name, but like
I remember tons of stuff about you, Like I know

(47:15):
that you're going to school.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
To be a vet tech.

Speaker 8 (47:17):
And I remember you know, your birthday like right before
Christmas now, and how it stucks to have like a
birthday so close to Christmas, And like I remember, like.

Speaker 10 (47:26):
Remember as Glus, I'm not even going to school to
be a vet tech. I completed school, but I'm in marketing.

Speaker 2 (47:36):
You guys, you see.

Speaker 7 (47:37):
Why I go to him.

Speaker 3 (47:39):
Yeah, yeah, Daniel, you need to be Ginko Blowba.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
Is that the one that you're supposed to take for memory.

Speaker 8 (47:47):
Whould I go on a date with I wanted to
be a vet tech?

Speaker 1 (47:51):
Well, rees, would you like another day with Daniel? It
might be a whole new first day for him.

Speaker 10 (47:55):
We'll pay for it, you know what, you know, if
you can't remember who we were talking to, or you
need your phone to remember someone's name, I think I'm
good like plus like when we were kissing, he like
bit my lip way too hard. So the fact that
he can't remember my name and he bites her, I.

Speaker 7 (48:14):
Might need to go seat.

Speaker 9 (48:16):
I might, I might, I might know.

Speaker 7 (48:18):
No, that wasn't the reason I might need to go.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
Remember you're talking about because I.

Speaker 7 (48:21):
Might have rady?

Speaker 1 (48:22):
What's that, Daniel?

Speaker 2 (48:25):
I told you guys, it was about the lift bides.
This has not even a duel about my memory, like
she said.

Speaker 8 (48:33):
It was about the lifting thing.

Speaker 2 (48:34):
Oh my god, if you ever remember.

Speaker 10 (48:37):
That, if you ever remember, like a bet text name,
send me her number because I might have rabies from you.

Speaker 2 (48:45):
So whatever was.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
Jubile's first date?

Speaker 5 (48:52):
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Speaker 9 (49:22):
We were good, we were go kind of dream that
can't be so.

Speaker 1 (49:29):
We were ride until we want, build a home and
wash it.

Speaker 7 (49:38):
Do you want to leave?

Speaker 6 (49:40):
I don't want.

Speaker 1 (49:41):
To lie outside God and remembered bucking botles of flowers
run my name, SI talk to myself hours see thanks.

Speaker 2 (49:59):
You don't understanding hand. I can take myself Betsy, and
I can hold my head.

Speaker 1 (50:09):
I can love you better you can't Amy Nails, Jerry
Ray Master Rose. Is that you like nor remods? No regret.

(50:33):
I forget every word you said. You didn't want to
leave you, baby, I didn't want to fight, started God,
but then remembered, I I can promise some flowers all
my name in SA talking to myself for how say things?

(50:58):
And john't understand? Give us three minutes and we'll give
you everything you need to know for the day with
Nina's what's trending? Google says search US for business casual
or at an all time high. Well, do you feel
like you know what business casual is? It's like khaki's

(51:19):
in a collared shirt, right kind of.

Speaker 3 (51:22):
I mean, it's it's less than formal business attires. So
it's like a step down from that you.

Speaker 1 (51:26):
Guys to wear. I have an office job, believe it
or not, I know, not office material, but we had
to dress business casual. Yeah, that's what I wore. Was
just like polo shirt, khakis. Yeah, that's business casual. That's
a business casual. I thought that'd be business formal. No,
like a suit. Yeah, well this makes sense.

Speaker 3 (51:46):
When we were I saw this story, I was like,
we were just talking about this in studio because Victoria
gets really confused about what to wear.

Speaker 4 (51:52):
Well, I thought I was business casual yesterday I had
a vest on. Vest gives me formal casual whatever, but
some jeans, so I made it casual but cute.

Speaker 3 (52:02):
Well, the only reason why your outfit was more happy
hour was because your vest came down low and showed skin,
and it showed your stomach, So it was it was
not that cute. It was a very cute outfit. Totally
loved it. You rocked it, you, but it is not
business casual when you're showing that much skin at work,
I can't just hide all my skin. You need a

(52:22):
nice pants suit, parka what I need? Well, I brought
this up because you're not the only one. So people
are asking questions like, are sweats business.

Speaker 1 (52:29):
Casual or baggy jeans business casual? Our cowboy boots business casual?
How you wear them?

Speaker 3 (52:35):
What about hoodies, combat boots, flannel shirts? I think flannel
shirts can be.

Speaker 1 (52:39):
Jeans are worn in offices on casual Friday, but that's
when they let you go a little bit away from
business casual. You could wear jeans in a polo. Really,
I still think of.

Speaker 3 (52:48):
Jeans and business casual. But you're right, maybe technically jeans aren't.

Speaker 1 (52:53):
No, I think they're just casual. Yeah, oh so, and
then sweats is ath leisure. Yeah, that's not even no
yoga pants at leisure? This one's funny? Or is cheetah
print business casual? Canty? And here you have, But I
hope he answered some of your questions this morning. I
need you to do a whole like video business cable. Yeah,

(53:18):
apparently I know business.

Speaker 9 (53:21):
What you have?

Speaker 1 (53:25):
Yeah, I do, and it's on a button up, so
probably would be business casual, would be business. What about
your track suits, like your pant track suits.

Speaker 4 (53:34):
Technically that's at leisure, yes, seconds leisure even though they
all match.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
Yes, yes, oh yeah, it means it looks nice like
you're not a bum. But if you are, if you
are a pimp, that's business casual for a pimp. So
it also depends on what kind of job you have,
you know, like if that's what I was doing for
a living, that would be my business schedule. I need
the video. I think it's so funny. This is a
normal business attire for a pimp. Or purple soup, purple

(54:02):
hat with a feather in it.

Speaker 2 (54:03):
Hey, I got it.

Speaker 1 (54:04):
As you have exact flat okay, Well, whatever you're wearing
if you're trying to get somewhere fast, guess what. Bullet
trains have arrived.

Speaker 3 (54:14):
Five new Amtrak trains will begin rolling out this week
where they have begun rolling out this week from Washington,
d C. To New York and Boston at top speeds
of one hundred and sixty miles per How much does
it cost to travel on a bullet train one way?
Don't say a lot four hundred and fifty nine, four
hundred and ninety eight dollars, not oh per way, that

(54:35):
round trip one way, one away. So they're touting it
as you know, premium travel because you have free high
speed Wi Fi, individual USB ports, power outlets, and reading lights.

Speaker 4 (54:47):
But other than paying for the Wi Fi and possibly
out like the ports, that's the same thing as getting
on an airplane, Like what is the difference?

Speaker 1 (54:56):
And you're paying almost the exact same price.

Speaker 3 (54:57):
But if you're going from DC to New York or
Boston and all that that's drivable within a couple hours,
or if you take like a bus or something out fast,
does it go again one hundred.

Speaker 1 (55:05):
And sixty miles per hour? So how fast are you
actually getting there? But also they have trains from Boston
to New York.

Speaker 9 (55:11):
They do.

Speaker 3 (55:11):
They also have low trains, right, they're slower, so the
Amtrak is slower. They also have megabuses. Those megabuses are
like twenty bucks.

Speaker 1 (55:18):
So what are you going to do?

Speaker 4 (55:19):
So I don't know why it's expensive. It's basically saying like, hey,
you can either take the cheaper round or are more expensive.

Speaker 3 (55:24):
You'll get there fast. Like, how is that like one
hundred and sixty miles per hour? I can't do the
math right now.

Speaker 1 (55:30):
So if the speed limit, let's say the speed limit
from the New Jersey or New York, Pennsylvania to New York, right,
it takes like about three hours from Philadelphia, New York,
like three something hours. Okay. If the speed limit is
let's say it's seventy's, it's over twice the speed limit,
so you get there in half the time from DC.
That kind of makes low more sense. That kind of helps.

(55:50):
I just do the math on that. I just googled it.
Oppressive that doesn't know, it's not calculating the bullet train, Yeah,
is it probably half the time? Ish? Yeah, but for
five hundred bucks?

Speaker 9 (56:02):
Is that?

Speaker 1 (56:03):
I think that's starting. They said there's gonna be twenty
seven bullet trains by the end of twenty twenty seven.

Speaker 11 (56:06):
Whoa.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
So that's the case and it becomes more accessible and
it's fast, then that's just the future.

Speaker 4 (56:11):
Do you matine if we were kind of like Europe
where we had all these trains that we could actually
link to every single like from.

Speaker 1 (56:17):
Yeah, York to La Yeah, the trains wait what damn track?
What there's it? Yeah, it's just not as good as
their train system. But it's farther away.

Speaker 3 (56:28):
So like in Europe and stuff, a lot of those
places you want to go on train are closer. So
for here it's not really convenient, but it is possible.

Speaker 1 (56:34):
Bro, when do we have that train? There are trains
you can do right now for I think a long
long time.

Speaker 3 (56:39):
There's some fancier ones too, where you can like rent
a room because it's going to take days. So like
you have a cute little room and it's like old
fashion and you have the whole experience. That's cool, am
track google it? Okay, that's what's trending.

Speaker 2 (56:53):
Jewbles Dirty Little Secret?

Speaker 1 (56:55):
Hello, hey you have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 12 (57:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (57:01):
Okay, So this goes back to when I was in
my twenties and I was working part time at a bar.

Speaker 1 (57:06):
Okay, There's this guy.

Speaker 9 (57:08):
Who would come in all the time around six o'clock,
same time every day, and he looked so professional. He
had a wedding ring on all the time, and then
one day he came in and he didn't have a
wedding ring, and he wasn't drinking his usual drink. He
was going a little harder and drinking whiskey, and it

(57:29):
was unusual. So I heard him talking with somebody next
to him about what was going on, and he said
that his wife had cheated on him with his best friend.
Ouch I know, and so he was acting a little
flirtatious and he stayed until closing time, which he never did.

(57:52):
And then we got into conversation about what happened with him,
and he just was like you and.

Speaker 2 (58:00):
I'll give you one thousand, five hundred.

Speaker 9 (58:03):
Dollars if you show me your boobs.

Speaker 1 (58:05):
Where I saw it was going.

Speaker 9 (58:10):
I was like, oh, wow, okay, and I thought he
was just joking around, so I was like laughing it off, whatever,
and then he put the money down and.

Speaker 1 (58:19):
I was like, oh my gosh, this guy's please tell
me you did it?

Speaker 7 (58:25):
Yes, are you kidding?

Speaker 2 (58:26):
He just wants to look.

Speaker 9 (58:27):
So I went to pass through and I was like,
there's no harm in this, and I just showed him
and he stared for a good minute and he was like, wow,
those are a lot nicer than I imagined. And then
I was like okay, and I took the money and
walked away. Yeah, honestly, it wasn't that creepy.

Speaker 2 (58:45):
It was kind of funny.

Speaker 9 (58:50):
But he still comes into the bar and he still
drinks occasionally, but like you cannot, he will not me
in the eye.

Speaker 1 (59:01):
Because because you took fifteen hundred dollars from that sucker.

Speaker 9 (59:05):
I'm like, yeah, I know, he probably thinks I robbed him.
Maybe he doesn't remember.

Speaker 2 (59:09):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (59:10):
Was he still is the wedding ring still off?

Speaker 9 (59:13):
Yeah, yeah, I go bad.

Speaker 1 (59:15):
Thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. You're
welcome fifteen hundred bucks. What's your dirty little secret?

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