August 29, 2025 • 52 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
How did Taylor Swift shut down the subway system in
South Korea and cost the city millions of dollars?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Excuse me?
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Well, it's more like the news of Taylor Swift's engagement did,
but it caused a social media influencer to do something
so ridiculous that arrests were made, an entire subway system
was shut down, and the city lost millions of dollars.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Sounds about right?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
What happened? And could this be happening soon in your city?
We'll tell you next. Taylor Swift owes the South Korean
government three point three million.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Dollars the Tubile Show.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Well, I'm not sure if Taylor will pay it, but
she sort of does because one social media influencer did
something so ridiculous that arrests were made, the entire subway
system was shut down, and the city lost millions of dollars. Also,
they say this could be happening in America soon, So
it could it be happening in your city?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
We how many times it should be engaged? That just
happened once?
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Like? What?
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Here's what happened?
Speaker 1 (00:51):
A influencer named Crystal, a self proclaimed love architect and
manifestation coach.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Hey Oh, I love. That's great.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Went viral for her ways of finding your soulmate.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
She says she has a guaranteed way to find your soulmate.
And she was so inspired by the news of Taylor
Swift getting engaged that she shared a TikTok clip that
was viewed over eight million times.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
She declared that Taylor found her forever person because she
was aligned with the universe, and if Taylor can manifest
her soulmate, so can you. Yes, I believe that though no.
So here's what happened. Crystal announced to her one point
two million TikTok followers that the Soulmate Portal would be
opening inside the South Korean subway system.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
At exactly eleven eleven pm on alternating Thursdays is when
she said, the Soulmate Portal opens.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Okay, that the subway system of South Korea. So people
just flooded it. We want to find love.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
She instructed her fans to wear matching red sox to
align with romantic energy.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Okay, and they were supposed.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
To stand on the platform, spin in circles and chant
their ex's name out loud. Now she's strolling them now
and then to chant my soul is open, over and
over and over until somebody comes up to you and
introduces themselves.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Who that is your soulmate? Wait for her tips and
people believed it.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Well, the CoP's gonna come up to you if you're
spinning in circles screaming your ex's.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Name, I mean, are you okay?
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Talking about an incident in the subway system in South
Korea inspired by Taylor Swift Getting Engaged, where one influencer
said that she knows how to meet your soulmate and
inspired a bunch of people to go to the subway
system wearing matching red sox at eleven eleven PM, stand
on a platform, spin in circles, chant your ex's name,
and then chant my soul is open, over and over
(02:47):
and over until somebody introduces themselves. Also play any type
of musical instrument, even if you don't know how, because
those vibrations will bring love upon you.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Chrystal explained, Oh my good.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
Everyone is doing this and going in circles and waiting
for someone to walk up to them. How are any
of you gonna end up giving a soulmate? Because you're
all going to be doing the same thing.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
That's The thing is, you gotta be careful, you believe
online because she had enough people believe her that The
subway riders were stunned when trend stations filled with hundreds
of chanting, bad music playing participants.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
The story says.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Witnesses described a wall of people spinning in circles, screaming names.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
No.
Speaker 6 (03:25):
No.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
I feel like, once you hear something like this, you're like, Okay,
well what do you have to lose? Why wouldn't you
just like you are looking for your soulmate, Like, why
wouldn't you? I, however, would stop at turning around in
circles chanting my ex's name.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
No, you wouldn't go though?
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
How bad people want to find their soulmate?
Speaker 4 (03:43):
I mean it would just force you get out of
the house, because really, how you find your soulmate is
leaving your home.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
But you're gonna believe a TikTok person who says the
portal will be open?
Speaker 3 (03:50):
What portal?
Speaker 4 (03:51):
I do believe in portals? I do beleeve manifestation. I
do believe in all that portal is going to be
open at eleven eleven? Okay, cool game? Where in the
soul Forrea subway station, No did people fly to Soul
or were those people already living there?
Speaker 1 (04:04):
The h didn't say, but it said commuters trying to
catch trains were forced to dodge onion carrying singles because
Crystal had also suggested that bringing an onion in your
pocket cleanses energy.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Trolling them so hard.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Does her ex work at the subway city station in Soul, Korea,
and she's like, oh, watch this.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
One man claims that he got body checked by a
woman blowing a kazoo in his face and yelling you're
the one. We're talking about TikTok influencer who said you
knows how to find your soulmate and convince people in
South Korea to go to the South Korean subway system
at eleven eleven pm on every other Thursday, the Soulmate
portal opens and do all this crazy stuff.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
This is kind of scary.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Service ground to a halt, they say, after the chanting
crowd spilled onto the tracks and multiple stations, believing the
Soulmate portal might emerge.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
From the tunnels. Oh okay, they.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Reported our long delays across several lines, and the transit
police had to evacuate stations, and a fire started from
dozens of candles that were lit on the floor. Of course,
one person said, I was just trying to get home
and suddenly five hundred people in red sox were circling me,
chanting somebody's name.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
I thought I was in a horror movie. That would
be scary.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Could you imagine you're on a subway and you get
out and there's just thousands of people and red socks
carrying onions instruments.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
Yeah, guys, it is not that bad. We cannot be
trusting TikTok influencers like this.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
They confirm more than thirty year wrestles made, and officials
estimated delays and damages would cost the city over three
million dollars.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Holy wow, that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Somebody, one of the security guards said, We've dealt with rats, floods,
even flash mobs, but never thousands of people playing horrible
instruments and chanting for soulmates with an onion.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
There's so many takeaways from the story.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
There's so many How people are starved for love, how
people are so easily influenced, what drives them, like all
of these things.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
You just want something to believe in and it can
turn into this.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
No, I mean you could go on and have a
whole cat theory of your own Victoria, and everybody would
follow you with their cats.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
And you guys could praise I don't know the sun
and make money.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Absolutely not.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
If you want to start a colt man, you could
do it easily, so easy, very easy.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
And then just when when you sit here and you
think about all those cults that are like in true
crime movies and stuff, you're like, how did that happen?
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Well, you hear this story. It's that easy. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Crystal, the woman who started this whole thing, was briefly
detained for inciting a riot and released hours later. She
did post a live stream outside of the station saying
that this is how you find your soulmate, and the
universe is now listening and there will be a new
portal open in New York City soon. Oh no, someone
take that away and prepare for that text my friend.
(06:49):
I want her to do it also, just for information.
As for her own relationship status, Crystal is single.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Yes, yeah, well Crystal was there. It's another jubile phone frame.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Day Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Hello, it's been restocked, just to let you know, and
everything is clean.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Excuse me, Oh, what is this.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Hi, this is Juniper Ravens Brook. I'm calling from hotel
and you're staying in room three fourteen.
Speaker 7 (07:29):
Uh that that's correct.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Yes, Hi, I'm on the cleaning crew. H Okay, I'm
giving you a courtesy phone call to let you know
that your room has been sanitized and all the fibers
removed and cleaned and okay, times to rub down the
remote for you.
Speaker 8 (07:53):
Okay, sounds good, But like do you always call?
Speaker 7 (07:58):
You always call? Guess about this?
Speaker 2 (07:59):
I'm many people know that the remote control and the
hotels is one of the most bacteria riddle devices, and
so I cleaned it far to make sure it's clean.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Well, I mean I haven't thought about that.
Speaker 7 (08:13):
I appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Okay, yes, Well, the real reason I'm calling is I
did have a question for you and wanted to touch
base and just make sure that you stay with us
is going well, and hopefully your hotel is to give
you an experience that you'd never want to leave. Just
(08:39):
wanted to see if we were giving you a good
experience where you would always want to stay on the
property and maybe the feeling of never being able to leave.
Speaker 9 (08:50):
Excuse me, wait, sorry, did you say never being able to.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Leave, Yes, never being able to leave our establishment, but
we aim for.
Speaker 9 (08:59):
That's that that's a bit creepy, man, I don't think
I follow this. And you say you're never able to leave.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Well, I'm sorry if it came across as creepy or
anything other than just a good customer service to you.
But yes, I said, maybe I meant never being able
to walk out of here on your own. That's what
I meant. I was dragging you out from our establishment.
(09:26):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 7 (09:28):
Sorry?
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Wait, wait, dragging me out? A hold on?
Speaker 10 (09:31):
Is this what?
Speaker 2 (09:31):
What the is your deal?
Speaker 8 (09:32):
Man?
Speaker 4 (09:33):
This is?
Speaker 3 (09:33):
This is really beyond like creepy.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
I'm sorry it seems as if I've upset you.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Yeah, I'm getting pretty upset now.
Speaker 9 (09:41):
Look, you give me a call, you tell me like
it's some kind of your service to make sure, like what,
we never are able to leave, like.
Speaker 8 (09:47):
Dragging me out?
Speaker 9 (09:48):
Like what what the what if you're high or like
you're it's not like a serial killer like I got
like serial killer.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Let's not use those type of words. Makes me uncomfortable,
but no.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Makes you uncomfortable.
Speaker 7 (10:04):
Who I'm sorry to make you uncomfortable, making me very uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable.
I actually have a goal of making you oh so
comfortable at our hotel and I'm out.
Speaker 8 (10:17):
Man, this is just too much.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Have you consumed any items from the bar?
Speaker 7 (10:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Yeah, I had a bottle of water? You freak?
Speaker 4 (10:23):
Why?
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Great? Thank you for letting me know that. Do you
have the estimated time that you consume the bottle of water?
Speaker 7 (10:31):
Estimated time?
Speaker 10 (10:32):
What?
Speaker 2 (10:32):
What the did you put in the water?
Speaker 10 (10:34):
Answer me?
Speaker 9 (10:35):
What what did you put in the water.
Speaker 7 (10:36):
I'm gonna I'm calling the cops on this.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
I mean, you poison me. Feeling okay? Are you feeling okay?
Speaker 3 (10:42):
I'm feeling pretty hot right now. I'm really heated. Man.
Speaker 7 (10:44):
This is this is this is illegal.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
To tell me where you're at it you can pick
you up and bring you back here.
Speaker 7 (10:51):
No oh no, no no, you're not getting my location.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
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Speaker 1 (10:59):
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phone prank on you and your buddy Brent set you up.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
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Speaker 1 (11:07):
It's a radio show, and your friend listens to it.
He said you were out of town at a conference
I wanted to mess with you, so.
Speaker 9 (11:16):
Me, Oh my god, whoa, I'm sitting down now, holy,
oh my god.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Like I'm like on the phone here.
Speaker 9 (11:25):
Like pacing outside this conference room, and like people wonder
what the hell is going on?
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Like what's wrong with this guy?
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Oh no, I'm not going to tell youybody about this.
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Speaker 10 (12:01):
Now.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
A sign Ferninas was trending.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
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Oh his name is John Bo. John Bo has decided
to stick it to Amazon by buying the same thing
over and over again and then returning it and trying
to really get it to him with the shipping feest.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
So he's buying an anvil. But isn't that just like
a long bar an anvil?
Speaker 10 (12:21):
No?
Speaker 1 (12:21):
You know those things like in cartoons that there's a
rope and you just go pull the rope that's dangling there.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Yeah, it hits you on the head as an anvil.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
Oh well, John John Bo keeps buying the same anvil
that's two hundred and thirty dollars and it weighs one
hundred and ten pounds.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
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Speaker 4 (12:37):
Every time I said, they send it and return it,
it just keeps costing them more and more money.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
So they're like, why do you know what that is?
Speaker 1 (12:43):
I want to get an anvil. I'm an anvil me too,
now that you say it. I'm just like, that would
be cool to have an anvil.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Jule doesn't show up. He smitshed himself with the anvil.
I'm right at me on the side. I got a cartoon. Wow,
that's no. Yeah, oh man, John Bo get real mad
at you because he did the returning. He kept it like.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
He posted this video talking about his plan to overthrow Amazon,
and of course people saw so many problems with this idea,
one of them being the carbon footprint that he's creating,
and that this is not enough to overthrow Amazon.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
How does this anyway overthrow them?
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Though?
Speaker 5 (13:19):
He's just literally causing more chaos for the drivers, and
it's like it's heavy, so it's gonna hurt.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Their back a little bit.
Speaker 4 (13:25):
I mean, the whole thing is ridiculous. But this is
his plan and he wants them gone. So John Bo
is trending because of his messed up plan.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Because he hates Amazon.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
Bro yes essentially did him. I mean, John Bo, if
you want money that bad, you can do what this
girl's doing. Sophie Rain. That name may sound familiar to
you because she is a very popular OnlyFans model. She
is trending right now because she was just talking on
a podcast about how she believes that her earnings have
put her in the same league as Lebron James.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
WHOA, I'm sorry what because she said.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
I almost made more than Lebron last year based off
of what she was doing on OnlyFans.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Actually she made fifty six million dollars. Oh what did
she do on only things?
Speaker 4 (14:06):
I'm sorry, I lied, it was more than that. So
she made eighty two million for the last year and
a half.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
That's eighty two million.
Speaker 5 (14:13):
I know.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
I was reading the story and I was like, did
I do it?
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Though? So, but was she doing what everyone thinks only fans.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
No, she's a twenty year old virgin that's not doing
what you think people are doing on OnlyFans. I looked
her up and she's got a very like unique, beautiful
built and she's got you know, the tiny waiste and
the perfect whatever. And she does TikTok dances and that's amazing.
Or she does little poses and like cute little bathing
suits and is like.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
I'm waiting for you. Oh she's us.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
Virgin probably, and the teasing and so these are just
things that she's posting on social media that everybody can see.
So what she's doing on OnlyFans, she says she has
strict boundaries. She's a good Christian girl. She does all
that stuff, and she's making ridiculous money. She's actually I
don't think I've ever said good grief for my life
a greed for real.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
And she's really thankful though.
Speaker 4 (15:03):
She's like I realized this could go in at any time,
and just the Lord is happy for my success right now,
and I mean I'm happy for her success too.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Good for you.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
You're not doing what everybody else is doing. If you're like,
you're young and beautiful and you want to make money,
you're setting yourself up for life. She could stop at
any time started investing that money doing anything else with
that money.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
I want to see Jubil.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
I was gonna say, if you're born again virgin, because
I'll be a born again virgin.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
You know you can totally you should.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
You don't even get our damns about you, Jubel, Like
there's a lot of people that would be down, so like.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
You really make that money? To see you looking up
at you the puppy dog eyes. Wait, yeah, can you
say it in the juniper voice? I'm waiting. Ew Honestly,
you still have an audience for that.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
But I know a sudden okay, but if you do that,
we need a percentage just because we're your hype wombo.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
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Speaker 5 (15:59):
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Speaker 1 (16:06):
Leslie is on the phone today for our first date
follow up, and she's getting ghosted by a dude named Neil.
So in a few minutes, we're going to call Neil
and see if it's all us why he's ghostinger. But first, Leslie,
how long has it been since you heard from Neil?
Speaker 3 (16:20):
A little too long? I uh been about a week,
a little too long for my taste.
Speaker 4 (16:27):
Actually, yeah, the week point is usually the point when
people started to be like, Okay, is this ghosting now?
Speaker 3 (16:33):
Exactly?
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Have you tried to reach out?
Speaker 10 (16:36):
No?
Speaker 3 (16:37):
I mean I can I just tell you guys what happened?
Or yeah, I can't stop thinking about it. Like, honestly,
one of the best dates I've ever had. He planned
this super creative date, like goat yoga. Have you heard
of this? Yeah, I'm mean, like it's adorable, right, Like
(16:57):
animals climbing on you doing a downward dog.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
I've always wanted to do that. I just heard that
they do go to the bathroom a lot.
Speaker 6 (17:04):
They do, they do, but they're so cute you almost
don't care totally, and like it's automatically like an icebreaker,
right because like, yeah, stuff like that'll happen, or you're
just like laughing, you're petting goats.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
It's just honestly, the whole date felt so natural, but
uh okay, so like I might have gotten a little
a little too into it, you guys, like I gave.
I gave one of the goats. I'm laughing about it.
Speaker 7 (17:29):
It's so funny.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
But I called him sir bounces a lot like I well,
I mean, I pretended he was officiating our wedding while
he sit on meals back.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
But like Neil laughed, So, I mean, you got really
into it.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
I know, I know, but after yoga, like obviously he
didn't wasn't upstep by because he set up a picnic
like after yoga, you know, with wine and hummus, like
the whole deal.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Where'd you find this guy?
Speaker 3 (18:01):
But I'm I'm like, never done anything like this, calling
you guys like, but I just I don't know. He
made me feel like I was in one of those
cheesy dating show. Montagh's like thoughtful and smart and honestly,
like I loved that he planned something different, like I
don't think I've ever experienced that someone putting in that
(18:22):
much effort as a date. And also, my god, I
could talk like a million minutes about him. I'm kind
of obsessed with how calm. He is like steady, and
that's something.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
I really want, you know, like a frantic and freaking out.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Like in there done that. Honestly, I just keep playing
over in my head, like why why would he ghost me?
You know obviously, like yeah, I mentioned the dating the
wedding thing, but I don't know if it's like the
goat pooped in my shot and I laughed like a
little too hard, and I was like crying laughing, and
(19:03):
then I I pete a little bit because I was
laughing so hard, and like, you know, there's like like
there pink yoga pants. It's like the peace showed a
little bit. I know, I know, I know. I tried
to play it off like I leaned on something wet,
but I'm pretty sure he thinks he knows like a
(19:26):
pete on myself.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
I guess you could have played it off like that
and say it was some bounces a lot.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
Yeah it's been a week. Yeah it's been a week.
And I forgot to mention you guys. I texted him
a photo of this like the three of us, like
you know, like a family portrait with him, Me and
S bounces a lot, of course, and he did. He
didn't even like the photo. We had such a good day.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
You know, so, uh, Leslie, that was a lot.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Well, play a song, come back, and then call him
and see if Hoo tells why he's ghosting you and
maybe get you a second date.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Okay, okay, thanks guys, all right, we'll get your first
date follow up next.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Right in the middle of your first date follow up,
if you're just joining us, Leslie is on the phone
and she's getting ghosted by a dude named Neil. So
in a second we're gonna call him and see ifa
tell us why he's ghostinger and maybe get her a
second date.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
But first, Leslie, why don't you run down your date
again for us real quick?
Speaker 3 (20:29):
Yeah? It was my favorite date of my life. He
planned everything. It was goat yoga followed by a picnic,
which was amazing. And yeah, I was really really into
him and maybe embarrassed that, like I keep myself a
little bit laughing and mentioned like marriage to the first date,
like as a joke, and he laughed.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
But yeah, so you're just kind of unsure replaying some moments.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
Yeah, that's been a week, So well, are you.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
Ready for us to call him?
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Yeah, let's do it.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
All right, here we go. Hello, Hi, man, I speak
to Neil please, okay, yes, I'm here. Hey Neil, how
(21:26):
are you? This is a radio show. It's called The
Jubile Show. Hi, Neil. I'm Nina. I'm Victoria. My name
is Jubal. What's up?
Speaker 8 (21:33):
How's it going?
Speaker 5 (21:35):
Is there?
Speaker 8 (21:36):
How'd you get my number?
Speaker 3 (21:37):
Well?
Speaker 1 (21:38):
We got it because we do a segment on the
show that's called the First Day follow Up. That's where
if you go on a date with somebody and you
end up ghosting them, that person can ask us to
get you on the phone and find out why. So
we got an email about you from someone that you've
been on a date with, but now you.
Speaker 8 (21:53):
Yeah, oh my god, I can't believe it exactly. Yeah,
I mean I know, I think I know who it is.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Leslie right, yes, said of course, yeah, of course, why
of course?
Speaker 10 (22:05):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Can you do you mind telling us why you're ghostinger?
Speaker 7 (22:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (22:09):
She stuck her finger and the humice and that portion
of the food.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Actually talking about actual hommage.
Speaker 7 (22:18):
We needed to go.
Speaker 8 (22:21):
Yes, I'm I'm talking about actual hummus.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Yes, okay, okay, So how did you get her finger
in there?
Speaker 3 (22:29):
Well?
Speaker 8 (22:30):
I had planned a date right, and then I brought
like a little pictic and we had Thomas and it
was like our community like hummus bowl. When she looked
me dead in the eye, she was just looking right
at me, and then she just dragged her finger across.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
It and then like licked it off, like to be sexy.
Speaker 8 (22:49):
I don't know, maybe, but I just think, is it
ever okay to like put your finger inside like a
community bowl of hummus that people are eating when you
have grty hands?
Speaker 3 (22:58):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Kind of questionable a situation? Who are you with? You
just didn't like it?
Speaker 8 (23:04):
On no, I mean I I called her on on it,
and she's like, oh, you know, you're so funny and
you're gonna, I mean literally verbatim, you're gonna kiss me
later anyway. What's the difference between my finger and my mouth?
I mean, come on, hello, ma'am. Look, I was being
absolutely serious, and she had no idea that I was serious.
She thought I was joking, but I was being serious.
And so that's just another thing that I see. You know,
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she can't tell the difference between me being serious or
not being serious, and she just goes to her own thing.
Just proves that our communications that could be good in
the future.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
Oh okay, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
Oh my god, Neil, Neil, you're making it sound like Hi, hi.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Guys, she's actually on the phone listing and wants to
talk to you.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
Yeah, you're making it sound like I committed a bogus.
I'm a literal crime. It was hummus. It's like not
a felony, like I was being playful. Ever heard of it,
like on a date? That's what you know?
Speaker 8 (23:55):
Okay, playful? It's not playful, right, what would you call?
That's pulinary assault? I would call it.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Oh, come on, okay, it's not like I just double dipped.
It was a one time swipe, one finger, one like boom,
Like you're actually a huge freaking deal.
Speaker 8 (24:12):
Yeah yeah, yeah, just a armless public health violation.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
No, it's not. You can communicate with him, you crazy,
don't does away over like literal hummus? Is this pathetic?
Like I'll literally buy you your own hummus? Okay, like
a lifetime supply on hair. You'll you'll never have to
share like a kick with me again, I swear. Come on.
Speaker 8 (24:36):
And that's another thing. I kind of would prefer a
woman who kind of would stick to her guns about it.
But you folded so quickly over this.
Speaker 7 (24:42):
Thing and.
Speaker 8 (24:45):
Something than fixing the issue, I can't win.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
I can't win here. Like if I am actually like
saying to you like I'll make you happy and not
eat hummus if you ever again like you're now turning
it on me. Literally, I'll wear gloves to dinner. Okay,
I'll eat with chopsticks only, I don't even care. Okay, straws,
I'll use straws. How about that? Whatever it takes me
all and you're that's just me being committed. Okay, she
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really likes.
Speaker 11 (25:11):
You, neal.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Yeah, I don't see it as her folding. I see
it as she likes you, just compromising.
Speaker 7 (25:16):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 8 (25:19):
I think the wish you watching is she's not really
helping her face.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
You have to admit it though. Come on, like part
of you thought it was hot. There was no way
like a woman being bold enough to claim her old
honis bul that's passion, that's like, that's dedication.
Speaker 8 (25:32):
No, that's bacteria, that's what that is.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
Oh, he is cool? I like, don't is it so
stupid that you're ghoasting me over her chickpeas? Like I
actually really like you like, if it's too bad, these
guys like they'll tell you like, I really like you,
and I promise I'll never use my finger. Okay, I promise.
It's just like this is ridiculous? Am I wrong? Lay?
Speaker 4 (25:56):
Oh honey, you really put yourself out there, Neil.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
She really likes you. Yeah, Neil, would you like to
go on another date with Leslie? We'll pay for it.
Speaker 8 (26:04):
No, my cat, I'm out.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
That is not what happened, you guys. I was playful.
I was pretending to go dare me to do it.
That's funny. It was a joke, Leslie.
Speaker 8 (26:18):
You looked at me and you said, now it's our
im this. That's not a joke. I don't know that.
To me, that's a hotwait situation. Look, I know funny, Yeah,
I like you call it a joke. That is not
a joke.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
You're not Dave Chappelle.
Speaker 10 (26:31):
That is like that.
Speaker 8 (26:32):
It wasn't hot funny not.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
But like, I'm quirky. Everyone tells me I'm quirky, and
I'm not. It's not that I'm unsanitary. I'm just quirky,
and I swear I'm not like usually a dip liquor
like this is a nice deal.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
It's not my dad.
Speaker 8 (26:46):
You can't say not usually and expect me to be
comforted by.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
That, you know, like listen to me for a second,
Like don't listen to any of them Norris in your head,
but give me just like another chance, like, oh you
all the homeless you want, Like, I'll do it right now.
I'm going to go to the grocery store anyway in
like five minutes. And I mean, I'll never even I
want to never even look at a chickpea again.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
Wow, she really wants to go out with you.
Speaker 8 (27:12):
Oh okay, guys, So my love of life depends on
how much Dan No, no, thank you.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
Ju Will's first date follow up? Can I take your order?
Am I gonna got a large black coffee? It's large
black cock? Do you mean a venty No, I mean
a large? She means Aventi. Yeah. It's the biggest funny
that Venti is large, vent is twenty.
Speaker 8 (27:37):
Yeah, large is large.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
In fact, cole is large and ronde is Spanish for large.
Speaker 8 (27:43):
Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
He's also the only one that's Italian.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
Congratulations for stupid and three languages.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on our own Victoria Romeias in
a game of trivia for tickets to see leve So
call us up right now now eight eight eight three
four three one o six one eight eight eight three
four three one o six one. You can also d
m us at the Jewel Show or go to the
Jewbilshow dot com if you think you've got the goods
(28:11):
to beat Victoria.
Speaker 5 (28:12):
But feeling pretty good today, so like you have the guts,
it's yeah, I have the goods, so yeah, take them
from me. Years I don't know, well, because it sounds
weird I said it, and then it sounds weird.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Yeah, it's kind of just awkward the way you said that. Well,
I was yet to take my goods, but that sounds
also weird. That sounds even worse you said it again,
So yeah, I should stop talking.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Well, if you want, if you want to take Victoria's goods,
hey giving them away.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
We're playing me for sometia right after this.
Speaker 12 (28:40):
What you've just said is one of the most insanely
idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in
your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything
that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this
room is now dumber for having listened to it. I
award you no points and may God have mercy on
(29:02):
your soul.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria. Your
chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game of
trivia for leave tickets and Let's meet today is contestant
for you verus Victoria.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
Travis, what's up? Travis? Wonderful? Thank you for asking you?
Ready to go?
Speaker 8 (29:20):
Absolutely?
Speaker 2 (29:20):
Victoria? Are you ready to go? Yeah, well, you're ready
to go every time you say it, well, because that
sounds so weird, it sounds wed.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
I'm always ready to go.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Even that kind of sounded kind of strange. It's like
a question mark at the end of it. A little bit.
Now one, Travis, do you think that Victoria is ready
to go?
Speaker 7 (29:38):
A chance?
Speaker 1 (29:41):
All right, we can send Victoria out of the studio
and while she's leaving, the game is played like this.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Travis.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
You have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say passed and Victoria
has to be you outright to win.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
Okay, good, Sorry, here we go, Travis. Your time starts now.
Which mammal has the thickest fur? What is a male
duck called.
Speaker 10 (30:08):
Quack?
Speaker 2 (30:09):
What video game does Thorg get addicted to an Avengers endgame?
Speaker 7 (30:17):
Mario?
Speaker 4 (30:17):
Which country is the most populated in the world India?
What is the name of the thick layer of fat
around in Wales? And other marine mammals are found? Whitney
Houston covered I Will Always Love you? Who sang and
wrote the original path? All right, got that in. We'll
bring Victoria back into the studio.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
And while she's getting settled and getting her headphones on
and stuff, Travis, here's a question for you. Who do
you think would be a better motivational speaker? A potato
or a watermelon?
Speaker 8 (30:47):
Ooh, a watermelon for sure, may seem to stay hydrated.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
That goes a long way.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Yeah, yeah, Victoria, you think would make a better motivational
speaker a potato or a watermelon?
Speaker 2 (31:00):
I was a potato.
Speaker 5 (31:00):
It has more substance, and like watermelon is supposed to
just water, so basically full crap.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
That's also a good point. Yeah, yeah, it is, Thank
you very much. I thought a lot about it.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
All right, Now that we got that solved, here we
go thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass, and you
have to beat Travis outright to win.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
Are you ready? Yes, Travis, you can tell Victoria win
to go.
Speaker 4 (31:21):
Which mammal has the thickest fur um.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
A second? Give a second? Lion? What is a male
duck called?
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (31:31):
Sir duck? What video game does Thorg get addicted to
an Adventures endgame? Ooh, Batman? Which country is the most
populated in the world?
Speaker 7 (31:41):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (31:42):
Japan.
Speaker 4 (31:43):
What is the name of the thick layer of fat
found in whales and other marine mammals?
Speaker 10 (31:47):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (31:47):
Oh, oh, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (31:48):
Pass Whitney Houston cover, I will always love you. Who
sang and wrote the original? Someone older than her?
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Right, Well, let's send it over to the scoreboard. I
can't see how you guys did with our scoreboard. Our
social media producer Gabby Blubber, that's what it is. Well,
your time's up, I say it.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
I can confirm that Victoria was not ready to go
because she got a zero.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Yeah, but Travis got to Travis. Congratulations and outright victory. Travis,
Victoria like that. You got tickets too? All right, let's
get the answers now with Nina. The mammal that has
the thickest fur is a sea otter jubell.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
Do you know what a male doc is called?
Speaker 3 (32:31):
No?
Speaker 4 (32:32):
Actually, I feel like you think it's funny. It's called
a drake. Oh yeah, I've heard that before. Yeah, okay,
there aren't there more memes of drake with like a bill.
Speaker 8 (32:42):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (32:43):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (32:44):
I love.
Speaker 4 (32:46):
The video game that Thorge gets addicted to an Avengers
endgame is Fortnite. The country that's the most populated in
the world is India. The name of the thick layer
of fat found in whales and other marine mammals is blubber.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
Yeah, I got that.
Speaker 4 (32:58):
And the song I Will Always Love You was originally
saying and written by Dolly Parton.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
I did not know that.
Speaker 4 (33:04):
What does Dolly Partner older than Slane Dion? I think
so that means I got that right too. Why are
you talking about Slan Dyon? That's not even a part
of this conversation.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
What did you say that? Oh my gosh, come on,
you talked about this. There are certain artists.
Speaker 3 (33:22):
That you have to know.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
I don't know how that just happened. My brain fully changed,
like the whole name. Just thank you for playing man.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
We play Univers Victoria at the same time every single
weekday morning. Remember if you want to play, just dm
us at the Jubile Show or go to the Jubilshow
dot Com.
Speaker 4 (33:40):
It's time to Catch a Cheater only on.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
The Jubile Show.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Charlotte is on the phone today for to Catch a
Cheater and she's been married to her husband, George for
five years, but now she thinks something's going on, so
we'll see if we can help her out. Charlotte, I'm
sorry you're going through right now, but why do you
think George might be cheating on you?
Speaker 3 (33:58):
Well, you know what, I would have never thought about him.
I thought we had like a really good marriage, Like
it's pretty normal for the most part, Like we don't
have big fights or blow ups or anything. It's like
it's nice, you know. Like a couple of weeks ago,
I thought, like on his venmouth and he's making payments
to somebody named Jessica. But I don't know anybody named Jessica.
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And as far as I know, he doesn't know Jessica.
I mean, he's like talk about it Jessica. So why
is he sending her money from her joints account. You know,
it was like it's very small, like one hundred bucks,
and then like two hundred bucks, but the last one
was for five thousand dollars. WHOA yeah, And when I
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of course questioned George, you know.
Speaker 11 (34:46):
He says that it's for a social media consultant for
work because they don't have a budget at work to
hire someone. So he's been getting crap from like his
higher up about performing more on social media to help
in marketing.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
So he's paying it himself.
Speaker 3 (35:02):
He's saying, yeah, yeah, like so it kind of made sense,
but like that's sort of a lot of money to
ask one person to front in a month.
Speaker 4 (35:11):
It's just weird why he wouldn't tell you that, because
I do feel like it is possible to have your
own social media manager.
Speaker 3 (35:16):
But like I don't, yeah, but I feel like he
would have mentioned it, like you were plained about it,
like can you believe there's way to do this? It
was just like, you know, you're just dropping all this money.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
For I don't know, a couple hundred bucks.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
I could see not telling your partner about but five
grand if you guys share a bank account.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
Yeah, a lot of money.
Speaker 3 (35:32):
Exactly, like this is money for our family, like our kids.
I don't know. I never I can't really see who's
stepping out. I mean like he always treats me like
I'm the center of the universe. So I don't know.
It just doesn't make sense.
Speaker 4 (35:45):
It's always so silly to me whenever we talk about
like big amounts of money being withdrawn, Like how do
these people really think their partner's not going to know that?
Speaker 3 (35:53):
Yeah, exactly or not care.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
That's a lot of money.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
It's a lot, and I use so like really.
Speaker 4 (36:01):
Hug like wow, okay, So then we want to believe
that George was just being forgetful to not tell you
about that and not really doing dirty.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
But like who does he spend time with? Do you
know his friends? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (36:14):
I totally know his like you know what I mean,
Like we've been married for a long time, and like
I I can't see him doing it. I don't even
know when he exqueezed it in, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
Is he acting different?
Speaker 3 (36:26):
Yeah? I mean I think he's acting different. And I
don't know if that's just me being like two suspicious
mails or watching everything. So it seems different. But yeah, yeah,
I feel like something's off. Now.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
That is how it is when you think something's going on,
you start to like pick apart every little thing.
Speaker 3 (36:42):
Uh huh. Yeah. Now I'm in detective mode, like watching it,
like why did he wear that shirts day? Like yeah, so,
and it's making things stressful.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
Mainly it's the money that he's been sending to Venmo,
to what's her name, Jessica, Jessica. We'll see if we
can figure it out. Already told us a grocery store.
You guys are rewards card members at so we'll play
a song comeback, and then call and pretend to be
from the grocery store and say that every single month,
we choose one lucky rewards member who gets a free
gift from us for being such a good customer, and
we'll say that he's won free flowers delivered from our
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floral apartment, and we'll see if he sends those to
you or to somebody else.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
Okay, sounds good day. We'll get you to catch a
teter next if you're just joining us for Today's to
Catch a Cheater.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
Charlotte is on the phone and she thinks that her
husband a five years named George might be cheating. So
we're about to call him and pretend to be from
the grocery store that he's a rewards card member and
tell him that he's one free flowers delivered from our
floral department for being such a good customer. And we'll
see if he believes that, and if he does, we'll
see if he sends the flowers to his wife, Charlotte,
or to somebody else who won't try to catch him.
And before we make our phone call, Charlotte, why don't
you catch us up on your situation again real quick?
Speaker 3 (37:47):
Yeah, George and I've been married for five years, we
have kids. Like I thought everything was all good, and
a few weeks ago I see on his demo he
is sending cash to Jeff a fat As game. It
was for five thousand dollars and in some sideway story
that's for a social media consultant. And I still by it.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
All right, are you ready for us to see if
we can catch him?
Speaker 2 (38:10):
If you is?
Speaker 3 (38:11):
Hell?
Speaker 2 (38:11):
Yeah, okay, Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
Hell, Hi, this is Corbett calling from I was looking
for our rewards card member named George.
Speaker 7 (38:30):
Oh yeah, that's see.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
Hi George, Please don't hang up. This is not a
marketing phone call. I'm actually calling to say thank you
very much for being such a loyal customer and you're
this month's Winter congratulations.
Speaker 7 (38:40):
Oh my god, that's that's fantastic. I had no idea
you guys even did this.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
Every single month we choose one Rewards Card member to
give a free gift to you, and this month it's
thirty six long sim red roses, a box of candy
or chocolates, and a card to be delivered to anybody
that you want from our new and improof or apartment.
Speaker 7 (38:56):
Oh well, that's awesome.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
Thank you, well, thank you you for your business. And
all I need from you is just the information. So
I would just need the first and last name of
the person you want to send them to, and then
we'll get if you want to put anything on a card,
and then I'll get the address and you'd be good
to go.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
Thank you so much again.
Speaker 7 (39:12):
Okay, can you send it to You can send it right,
you can ship it.
Speaker 2 (39:17):
Yes, it's delivered, okay, Nip.
Speaker 3 (39:20):
Can you send them to Jessica Jessica?
Speaker 1 (39:25):
Got it, Jessica, Yes I can. And is there anything
you want to put on a card to Jessica?
Speaker 7 (39:32):
Hey, let me say, can you put I know you
said no gifts, but I had to exclamation points. Okay,
I feel like I'm living a dream, right nown.
Speaker 1 (39:44):
Great, And at this point I'll let you know that
this is not the grocery store at all. It's actually
a radio show called The Jebel Show.
Speaker 9 (39:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
Hi, I'm Nina.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
Hi, I'm Victoria, and my name is Jeubel, and we
do a segment called to Catch a Cheater, where if
you think your significant other might be messing around, you
see you, they send flowers to and your wife Charlotte
is on the phone and probably wants to ask about Jessica.
Speaker 2 (40:07):
I react, Charlotte, So who is Jessoba?
Speaker 3 (40:15):
Are you kidding me? You're sending her money? And now Roses,
hang on, tell me the truth. I didn't mean for
any of this to happen. I'm I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (40:37):
Let's go like what, So you are messing around with Jessica.
Speaker 3 (40:41):
No, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.
Speaker 7 (40:45):
And what are you apologizing for? I've fallen for somebody.
I think I'm in love.
Speaker 3 (40:51):
Really, really, Jessica, really, why are you her? How is Jessica? Gosh,
she's not your social media because obviously, I got it.
Speaker 7 (41:03):
I've been talking to This sounds ridiculous, but I've been
talking to Jessica Alba and we've been talking for about
a month.
Speaker 3 (41:14):
Wait, I'm sorry, you said Jessica Alba talks to you, George.
Speaker 7 (41:18):
Yes, we committed through her d MS and you're from
out of nowhere and her husband. We've been talking and
she's been lonely and I've been lonely, and we just
sort of committed there.
Speaker 3 (41:34):
I think you're talking to Jessica album. Seriously, I am.
Speaker 7 (41:37):
I am.
Speaker 3 (41:40):
Children's money to Jessica Alba. And you can't figure out
this is a scam, George Charlotte, all right.
Speaker 8 (41:57):
Got a scam.
Speaker 7 (41:58):
It's not a scam. We've talked a scam. She tells
me things that she's never told anybody like. I'm not
in the industry, so she can confide in me. And
she's struggling. Her husband's stepping out, keeping money from her
and the kids. So I offered to help out a
little bit.
Speaker 3 (42:14):
With her money.
Speaker 2 (42:15):
Cool, you're legit. Think you're talking to Jessica Alba.
Speaker 7 (42:19):
Yes, I mean it started so it was it was
just so organic and natural. It just it just came
up like, George, I was.
Speaker 4 (42:28):
Just she's a billionaire. No, but it's her money though
it's her company, she did it. I don't think you're
talking to Jessica Alba.
Speaker 3 (42:36):
You don't know her, like you.
Speaker 7 (42:37):
Don't know what she's been doing. I know what we've
been talking about, like the connection that we've developed. We've
been developing it. It wasn't just from out of nowhere,
we've actually been doing.
Speaker 3 (42:46):
Something is wrong with you. Jessica Alba is not messaging you.
Oh my god. There are so many celebrity scammers out there,
and you're donell for this.
Speaker 7 (42:57):
No, no, it's it's not like that. It's not a scam.
Or she said pictures she did a video call with me.
I know it's it's it's her.
Speaker 3 (43:05):
Oh, George, the pictures could be taken from like anything
in the last thirty years. It's so easy to take anything.
Did you even see her face when you were talking
to her?
Speaker 7 (43:16):
You really just don't get it.
Speaker 3 (43:18):
I'm sure I don't explain it to me, George.
Speaker 7 (43:21):
You don't want to believe me. Don't believe me. You
can take this attitude with you the hell because you're
going to see when you've driven me into the arms
of someone who does care about me and the communicate.
Speaker 3 (43:34):
I actually for once, Well, you know what, I'll look
after the two of you in the tabloid.
Speaker 7 (43:39):
George. Yeah, you know what, George.
Speaker 3 (43:42):
I'm getting off the phone right now. I'm going to
go split the bank account and you could take your
hat and send it to whatever you want, including Jessica Albach,
and I'm going to keep my share and you'll be
hearing from my lawyer. Guys, can you just carry up
our Mister album for me? Please?
Speaker 2 (43:58):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (43:59):
You know what, guys, you can all those two. This
is totally trabby. This is ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (44:04):
How Jessica, we said, Hi, I hung up on him.
Speaker 2 (44:07):
He's gotten that. Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3 (44:09):
I'm sorry whatever, He's always been a half an hour.
Speaker 4 (44:14):
You're gonna have to be prepared, though, because you know
he's going to try to come back once he realizes
this is all a scan.
Speaker 3 (44:20):
I'm going to drive him into the ground when he does. That.
Speaker 2 (44:26):
Sounds like you're gonna be okay.
Speaker 3 (44:27):
Yeah, yeah, I'm going to be just fine.
Speaker 2 (44:30):
Did you have any idea that he was like someone
who would fall for that?
Speaker 3 (44:36):
No, I mean business, he's tech Stavvy like I would think.
I guess it's like a middle aged ego like I
really thinks Jessica albut could have a thing for George.
Speaker 1 (44:48):
Well, I mean it's I'm sorry that you found this out,
but yeah, at least you've got one hell of a
story for real.
Speaker 3 (44:57):
Yeah, I guess right. The Jewel Shows to catch a cheaters.
Speaker 1 (45:03):
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Speaker 4 (45:24):
It's time for Nina's what's trending? Have you ever wanted
to be famous? You want your name put in a
book that will be read for years and years to come.
Speaker 2 (45:31):
You can do that depends on the book. I think.
Speaker 4 (45:33):
Well, if you'd be open to this book, The Guinness
World Records Guinness Book of.
Speaker 2 (45:38):
World Records always wanted to try to set a world record.
Speaker 4 (45:40):
Well, there's seventy unclaimed records at the moment that are
trending because there are people now that are open to
the idea of trying to conquer them.
Speaker 2 (45:47):
Here's just a few of them as an idea. Four
hundred meters sack race, you could you've done that already
and have not done that.
Speaker 4 (45:54):
The farthest distance to bounce a coin into a cup way,
So all you have to do is just do it
a record, But what is the law the farthest and
you have to have them come yeah, document it and
do all this. There's a lot of work to get
them out there to do that, but once they do it,
you are going to be put in that book and
remembered forever, I guess if anyone reads it. Yeah, about
this one the most high fives and thirty seconds.
Speaker 2 (46:16):
But that hasn't been done, no doude.
Speaker 5 (46:19):
You get two people who are on like five hour
energy and get it in the first minute.
Speaker 2 (46:23):
They can do in the.
Speaker 4 (46:24):
Fastest time to make a burrito and the fastest time
to build a five story playing card pyramid.
Speaker 2 (46:29):
I mean, these are very doable. Very surprised that hasn't
been already done as a record.
Speaker 5 (46:34):
We tried doing a record in here once a few
years ago, and it is very hard to get them
to come out like they I email them, I submitted,
I did so anything like they wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (46:43):
I've done that too. They wouldn't do it. Well.
Speaker 4 (46:44):
They needed proof of you're doing it for the first time,
and then they kind of, yeah, but it's doable.
Speaker 2 (46:48):
All of this is doable.
Speaker 4 (46:49):
What they didn't get back to about that same Yeah,
we tried to take the largest selfie like years ago
to anyway.
Speaker 1 (46:55):
I tried to do something for that years and years
and years ago two and it was tough to get
them out there. The first person to broadcast on a
radio show while running a marathon, bro and they weren't
into it.
Speaker 2 (47:06):
Why was a good idea? A little skin jobs, that's it?
Speaker 3 (47:09):
You know, he.
Speaker 2 (47:14):
Comes againness book running.
Speaker 3 (47:17):
Trying to keep it with jubile.
Speaker 2 (47:18):
It was also hard to try to figure out how
to actually do that.
Speaker 1 (47:21):
You know, I was gonna ask, like, broadcast while you're
running moving, you need like a mic, but you.
Speaker 2 (47:27):
Also need like power to keep the running.
Speaker 4 (47:30):
You would just need your phone. You would just be
called in. We would be here in the studio, you
would be through the phone line, and you would be
running on the phone.
Speaker 2 (47:35):
Yeah, but it was more like you were on a microphone.
Speaker 4 (47:39):
Oh yeah, yeah, Okay, well figure that part out first
and then called them.
Speaker 2 (47:43):
That's why they weren't into it. I didn't know how
it would work.
Speaker 4 (47:45):
Yeah, that's probably part of it. It's definitely part of it.
This is very clear. If you want your chocolate to
taste better, there's one thing you can do. I mean,
chocolate is already transformative, but now if you eat chocolate
while listening to this specific song called the Sweetest Melody,
According to science, chocolate now will taste better. Listen to
this song while you eat it. It's called Sweetest Melody.
Speaker 2 (48:10):
Can this will make chocolate taste better?
Speaker 4 (48:12):
Yes, because this particular scientist reviewed sixty years of research
with multisensory integration. So this song is all designed with
sonic qualities proven to affect flavor with pitch, tempo, and harmony.
Speaker 2 (48:24):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (48:25):
I asked Victory for chocolate. She didn't have any, because
I wanted to try it. Yeah no, but I have
chocolate granola. Grat it right now with that, take a bite.
Speaker 2 (48:31):
What it tastes. Is it going to send you to
another world?
Speaker 1 (48:34):
Let's see if it tastes better than it normally does.
The Victoria's chewing shaking, I mean no.
Speaker 2 (48:40):
Just really such the mood you basically gets them hungry.
So it's relaxing.
Speaker 4 (48:44):
I think gets relaxing. You can be completely relaxed and
it's just a moment between you and the chocolate. Chocolate
melt in your mouth. The song is the length of
how long it takes for a piece of chocolate to
melt in your mouth. I don't have patience for that,
which is like sixty five seconds. Nope, sixty four.
Speaker 2 (48:57):
Seconds right, that'll a lot faster. So search sweetest melody,
Dirty little Secret? Hello, Hello, Hey you have a dirty
little secret? Yes, let's hear it.
Speaker 10 (49:13):
So this one time I ordered Dominoes and then when
they came to drop it off, they said I had
to pay for it, but I said, I paid.
Speaker 3 (49:22):
For it online.
Speaker 10 (49:23):
And I like doing that for like almost a week
until they updated their systems and then I could get
a word free pizza until I got banned from every domino.
Speaker 2 (49:36):
Yeah, how did they find out you were sealing pizza?
Speaker 10 (49:39):
Because I ordered it online and then I used like
random names and numbers and had it delivered to my school.
And then after they found out, uh, they said I
had to pay for the pizza or I can't like
buy anymore. But this one time I had my friend
for the pizza, and I guess I'm not like dance
(50:01):
on it anymore.
Speaker 2 (50:03):
Do your parents know that you did this? No, that's
your dirty little secret? Can I ask how old you are? Fifteen? Man?
That was a hustle though, huh?
Speaker 5 (50:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (50:16):
Yeah, did you share the pizza at least?
Speaker 10 (50:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (50:20):
Friends, that's nice to you.
Speaker 1 (50:22):
Hey, you know what, you should be proud of yourself
because you have a hustle mindset right if you use
it though for you know, this is pizza, right, but
down the road use that thing for good, starting a
business or whatever. You've got the right mindset, you know, yeah,
like the legal way. Yeah, the legal way. What's your
favorite kind of pizza anyway?
Speaker 10 (50:43):
Oh, sage pizza?
Speaker 2 (50:45):
Yum, sounds delicious. Will you order us one right now?
Speaker 7 (50:51):
Yeah? All right?
Speaker 2 (50:52):
Thanks for telling us your dirty little secret. Man, Yeah, yep, bye, Hey,
what's up? This is the Jewel Shows. Dirty little secret?
Speaker 3 (50:59):
You have one? I do have a dirty little secret sweet.
Speaker 10 (51:03):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (51:04):
Well, I have this coworker who brags at work about
home which she's lost on her diet and her weight
lost things. And I've kind of been bringing in donuts
to work and chocolate and cookies for the office, you know,
(51:25):
because I wanted to see.
Speaker 2 (51:26):
Her cave and you were trying to sabotage her diet.
What do you not like this coworker?
Speaker 3 (51:33):
No, No, it's just it's really annoying, like just always
talking about it.
Speaker 2 (51:41):
Donuts.
Speaker 3 (51:42):
Well, the thing is is that my favorite part is
she loves chocolate croissants, And so went on her dask
with a little sticky note and it says like, treat yourself.
You deserveage. Girl.
Speaker 5 (51:59):
She is true eyeing out here and you are not helping.
Speaker 2 (52:02):
Oh I would so eat those. Also, was really coming
for this girl.
Speaker 3 (52:08):
It's entertaining. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (52:13):
Oh, well, thank you for telling us your turney little secret.
Can to support her? Time to go to confession, ask
her forgiveness? What's your dirty little secret?
How did Taylor Swift shut down the subway system in
South Korea and cost the city millions of dollars?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Excuse me?
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Well, it's more like the news of Taylor Swift's engagement did,
but it caused a social media influencer to do something
so ridiculous that arrests were made, an entire subway system
was shut down, and the city lost millions of dollars.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Sounds about right?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
What happened? And could this be happening soon in your city?
We'll tell you next. Taylor Swift owes the South Korean
government three point three million.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Dollars the Tubile Show.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Well, I'm not sure if Taylor will pay it, but
she sort of does because one social media influencer did
something so ridiculous that arrests were made, the entire subway
system was shut down, and the city lost millions of dollars. Also,
they say this could be happening in America soon, So
it could it be happening in your city?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
We how many times it should be engaged? That just
happened once?
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Like? What?
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Here's what happened?
Speaker 1 (00:51):
A influencer named Crystal, a self proclaimed love architect and
manifestation coach.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Hey Oh, I love. That's great.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Went viral for her ways of finding your soulmate.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
She says she has a guaranteed way to find your soulmate.
And she was so inspired by the news of Taylor
Swift getting engaged that she shared a TikTok clip that
was viewed over eight million times.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
She declared that Taylor found her forever person because she
was aligned with the universe, and if Taylor can manifest
her soulmate, so can you. Yes, I believe that though no.
So here's what happened. Crystal announced to her one point
two million TikTok followers that the Soulmate Portal would be
opening inside the South Korean subway system.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
At exactly eleven eleven pm on alternating Thursdays is when
she said, the Soulmate Portal opens.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Okay, that the subway system of South Korea. So people
just flooded it. We want to find love.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
She instructed her fans to wear matching red sox to
align with romantic energy.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Okay, and they were supposed.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
To stand on the platform, spin in circles and chant
their ex's name out loud. Now she's strolling them now
and then to chant my soul is open, over and
over and over until somebody comes up to you and
introduces themselves.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Who that is your soulmate? Wait for her tips and
people believed it.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Well, the CoP's gonna come up to you if you're
spinning in circles screaming your ex's.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Name, I mean, are you okay?
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Talking about an incident in the subway system in South
Korea inspired by Taylor Swift Getting Engaged, where one influencer
said that she knows how to meet your soulmate and
inspired a bunch of people to go to the subway
system wearing matching red sox at eleven eleven PM, stand
on a platform, spin in circles, chant your ex's name,
and then chant my soul is open, over and over
(02:47):
and over until somebody introduces themselves. Also play any type
of musical instrument, even if you don't know how, because
those vibrations will bring love upon you.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Chrystal explained, Oh my good.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
Everyone is doing this and going in circles and waiting
for someone to walk up to them. How are any
of you gonna end up giving a soulmate? Because you're
all going to be doing the same thing.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
That's The thing is, you gotta be careful, you believe
online because she had enough people believe her that The
subway riders were stunned when trend stations filled with hundreds
of chanting, bad music playing participants.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
The story says.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Witnesses described a wall of people spinning in circles, screaming names.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
No.
Speaker 6 (03:25):
No.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
I feel like, once you hear something like this, you're like, Okay,
well what do you have to lose? Why wouldn't you
just like you are looking for your soulmate, Like, why
wouldn't you? I, however, would stop at turning around in
circles chanting my ex's name.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
No, you wouldn't go though?
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
How bad people want to find their soulmate?
Speaker 4 (03:43):
I mean it would just force you get out of
the house, because really, how you find your soulmate is
leaving your home.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
But you're gonna believe a TikTok person who says the
portal will be open?
Speaker 3 (03:50):
What portal?
Speaker 4 (03:51):
I do believe in portals? I do beleeve manifestation. I
do believe in all that portal is going to be
open at eleven eleven? Okay, cool game? Where in the
soul Forrea subway station, No did people fly to Soul
or were those people already living there?
Speaker 1 (04:04):
The h didn't say, but it said commuters trying to
catch trains were forced to dodge onion carrying singles because
Crystal had also suggested that bringing an onion in your
pocket cleanses energy.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Trolling them so hard.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Does her ex work at the subway city station in Soul, Korea,
and she's like, oh, watch this.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
One man claims that he got body checked by a
woman blowing a kazoo in his face and yelling you're
the one. We're talking about TikTok influencer who said you
knows how to find your soulmate and convince people in
South Korea to go to the South Korean subway system
at eleven eleven pm on every other Thursday, the Soulmate
portal opens and do all this crazy stuff.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
This is kind of scary.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Service ground to a halt, they say, after the chanting
crowd spilled onto the tracks and multiple stations, believing the
Soulmate portal might emerge.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
From the tunnels. Oh okay, they.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Reported our long delays across several lines, and the transit
police had to evacuate stations, and a fire started from
dozens of candles that were lit on the floor. Of course,
one person said, I was just trying to get home
and suddenly five hundred people in red sox were circling me,
chanting somebody's name.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
I thought I was in a horror movie. That would
be scary.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Could you imagine you're on a subway and you get
out and there's just thousands of people and red socks
carrying onions instruments.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
Yeah, guys, it is not that bad. We cannot be
trusting TikTok influencers like this.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
They confirm more than thirty year wrestles made, and officials
estimated delays and damages would cost the city over three
million dollars.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Holy wow, that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Somebody, one of the security guards said, We've dealt with rats, floods,
even flash mobs, but never thousands of people playing horrible
instruments and chanting for soulmates with an onion.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
There's so many takeaways from the story.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
There's so many How people are starved for love, how
people are so easily influenced, what drives them, like all
of these things.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
You just want something to believe in and it can
turn into this.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
No, I mean you could go on and have a
whole cat theory of your own Victoria, and everybody would
follow you with their cats.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
And you guys could praise I don't know the sun
and make money.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Absolutely not.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
If you want to start a colt man, you could
do it easily, so easy, very easy.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
And then just when when you sit here and you
think about all those cults that are like in true
crime movies and stuff, you're like, how did that happen?
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Well, you hear this story. It's that easy. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Crystal, the woman who started this whole thing, was briefly
detained for inciting a riot and released hours later. She
did post a live stream outside of the station saying
that this is how you find your soulmate, and the
universe is now listening and there will be a new
portal open in New York City soon. Oh no, someone
take that away and prepare for that text my friend.
(06:49):
I want her to do it also, just for information.
As for her own relationship status, Crystal is single.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Yes, yeah, well Crystal was there. It's another jubile phone frame.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Day Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Hello, it's been restocked, just to let you know, and
everything is clean.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Excuse me, Oh, what is this.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Hi, this is Juniper Ravens Brook. I'm calling from hotel
and you're staying in room three fourteen.
Speaker 7 (07:29):
Uh that that's correct.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Yes, Hi, I'm on the cleaning crew. H Okay, I'm
giving you a courtesy phone call to let you know
that your room has been sanitized and all the fibers
removed and cleaned and okay, times to rub down the
remote for you.
Speaker 8 (07:53):
Okay, sounds good, But like do you always call?
Speaker 7 (07:58):
You always call? Guess about this?
Speaker 2 (07:59):
I'm many people know that the remote control and the
hotels is one of the most bacteria riddle devices, and
so I cleaned it far to make sure it's clean.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Well, I mean I haven't thought about that.
Speaker 7 (08:13):
I appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Okay, yes, Well, the real reason I'm calling is I
did have a question for you and wanted to touch
base and just make sure that you stay with us
is going well, and hopefully your hotel is to give
you an experience that you'd never want to leave. Just
(08:39):
wanted to see if we were giving you a good
experience where you would always want to stay on the
property and maybe the feeling of never being able to leave.
Speaker 9 (08:50):
Excuse me, wait, sorry, did you say never being able to.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Leave, Yes, never being able to leave our establishment, but
we aim for.
Speaker 9 (08:59):
That's that that's a bit creepy, man, I don't think
I follow this. And you say you're never able to leave.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Well, I'm sorry if it came across as creepy or
anything other than just a good customer service to you.
But yes, I said, maybe I meant never being able
to walk out of here on your own. That's what
I meant. I was dragging you out from our establishment.
(09:26):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 7 (09:28):
Sorry?
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Wait, wait, dragging me out? A hold on?
Speaker 10 (09:31):
Is this what?
Speaker 2 (09:31):
What the is your deal?
Speaker 8 (09:32):
Man?
Speaker 4 (09:33):
This is?
Speaker 3 (09:33):
This is really beyond like creepy.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
I'm sorry it seems as if I've upset you.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Yeah, I'm getting pretty upset now.
Speaker 9 (09:41):
Look, you give me a call, you tell me like
it's some kind of your service to make sure, like what,
we never are able to leave, like.
Speaker 8 (09:47):
Dragging me out?
Speaker 9 (09:48):
Like what what the what if you're high or like
you're it's not like a serial killer like I got
like serial killer.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Let's not use those type of words. Makes me uncomfortable,
but no.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Makes you uncomfortable.
Speaker 7 (10:04):
Who I'm sorry to make you uncomfortable, making me very uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable.
I actually have a goal of making you oh so
comfortable at our hotel and I'm out.
Speaker 8 (10:17):
Man, this is just too much.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Have you consumed any items from the bar?
Speaker 7 (10:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Yeah, I had a bottle of water? You freak?
Speaker 4 (10:23):
Why?
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Great? Thank you for letting me know that. Do you
have the estimated time that you consume the bottle of water?
Speaker 7 (10:31):
Estimated time?
Speaker 10 (10:32):
What?
Speaker 2 (10:32):
What the did you put in the water?
Speaker 10 (10:34):
Answer me?
Speaker 9 (10:35):
What what did you put in the water.
Speaker 7 (10:36):
I'm gonna I'm calling the cops on this.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
I mean, you poison me. Feeling okay? Are you feeling okay?
Speaker 3 (10:42):
I'm feeling pretty hot right now. I'm really heated. Man.
Speaker 7 (10:44):
This is this is this is illegal.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
To tell me where you're at it you can pick
you up and bring you back here.
Speaker 7 (10:51):
No oh no, no no, you're not getting my location.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
I'm people come to you, Mason. This is actually.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
This is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a
phone prank on you and your buddy Brent set you up.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
It's a joke.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
It's a radio show, and your friend listens to it.
He said you were out of town at a conference
I wanted to mess with you, so.
Speaker 9 (11:16):
Me, Oh my god, whoa, I'm sitting down now, holy,
oh my god.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Like I'm like on the phone here.
Speaker 9 (11:25):
Like pacing outside this conference room, and like people wonder
what the hell is going on?
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Like what's wrong with this guy?
Speaker 9 (11:30):
Oh my god, Oh my god, I gotta explain every
Oh no, I'm not going to tell youybody about this.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Holy wake up every morning with jubal phone pranks.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
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after every single phone prank. Right now, it's a free
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Speaker 10 (12:01):
Now.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
A sign Ferninas was trending.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
There's a man that's trying to overthrow Amazon dot com.
Oh his name is John Bo. John Bo has decided
to stick it to Amazon by buying the same thing
over and over again and then returning it and trying
to really get it to him with the shipping feest.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
So he's buying an anvil. But isn't that just like
a long bar an anvil?
Speaker 10 (12:21):
No?
Speaker 1 (12:21):
You know those things like in cartoons that there's a
rope and you just go pull the rope that's dangling there.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Yeah, it hits you on the head as an anvil.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
Oh well, John John Bo keeps buying the same anvil
that's two hundred and thirty dollars and it weighs one
hundred and ten pounds.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
So he's like, this is perfect.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
Every time I said, they send it and return it,
it just keeps costing them more and more money.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
So they're like, why do you know what that is?
Speaker 1 (12:43):
I want to get an anvil. I'm an anvil me too,
now that you say it. I'm just like, that would
be cool to have an anvil.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Jule doesn't show up. He smitshed himself with the anvil.
I'm right at me on the side. I got a cartoon. Wow,
that's no. Yeah, oh man, John Bo get real mad
at you because he did the returning. He kept it like.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
He posted this video talking about his plan to overthrow Amazon,
and of course people saw so many problems with this idea,
one of them being the carbon footprint that he's creating,
and that this is not enough to overthrow Amazon.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
How does this anyway overthrow them?
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Though?
Speaker 5 (13:19):
He's just literally causing more chaos for the drivers, and
it's like it's heavy, so it's gonna hurt.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Their back a little bit.
Speaker 4 (13:25):
I mean, the whole thing is ridiculous. But this is
his plan and he wants them gone. So John Bo
is trending because of his messed up plan.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Because he hates Amazon.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
Bro yes essentially did him. I mean, John Bo, if
you want money that bad, you can do what this
girl's doing. Sophie Rain. That name may sound familiar to
you because she is a very popular OnlyFans model. She
is trending right now because she was just talking on
a podcast about how she believes that her earnings have
put her in the same league as Lebron James.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
WHOA, I'm sorry what because she said.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
I almost made more than Lebron last year based off
of what she was doing on OnlyFans.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Actually she made fifty six million dollars. Oh what did
she do on only things?
Speaker 4 (14:06):
I'm sorry, I lied, it was more than that. So
she made eighty two million for the last year and
a half.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
That's eighty two million.
Speaker 5 (14:13):
I know.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
I was reading the story and I was like, did
I do it?
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Though? So, but was she doing what everyone thinks only fans.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
No, she's a twenty year old virgin that's not doing
what you think people are doing on OnlyFans. I looked
her up and she's got a very like unique, beautiful
built and she's got you know, the tiny waiste and
the perfect whatever. And she does TikTok dances and that's amazing.
Or she does little poses and like cute little bathing
suits and is like.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
I'm waiting for you. Oh she's us.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
Virgin probably, and the teasing and so these are just
things that she's posting on social media that everybody can see.
So what she's doing on OnlyFans, she says she has
strict boundaries. She's a good Christian girl. She does all
that stuff, and she's making ridiculous money. She's actually I
don't think I've ever said good grief for my life
a greed for real.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
And she's really thankful though.
Speaker 4 (15:03):
She's like I realized this could go in at any time,
and just the Lord is happy for my success right now,
and I mean I'm happy for her success too.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Good for you.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
You're not doing what everybody else is doing. If you're like,
you're young and beautiful and you want to make money,
you're setting yourself up for life. She could stop at
any time started investing that money doing anything else with
that money.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
I want to see Jubil.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
I was gonna say, if you're born again virgin, because
I'll be a born again virgin.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
You know you can totally you should.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
You don't even get our damns about you, Jubel, Like
there's a lot of people that would be down, so like.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
You really make that money? To see you looking up
at you the puppy dog eyes. Wait, yeah, can you
say it in the juniper voice? I'm waiting. Ew Honestly,
you still have an audience for that.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
But I know a sudden okay, but if you do that,
we need a percentage just because we're your hype wombo.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Yes, okay, that sounds weird. That is what's trending.
Speaker 5 (15:59):
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Speaker 1 (16:06):
Leslie is on the phone today for our first date
follow up, and she's getting ghosted by a dude named Neil.
So in a few minutes, we're going to call Neil
and see if it's all us why he's ghostinger. But first, Leslie,
how long has it been since you heard from Neil?
Speaker 3 (16:20):
A little too long? I uh been about a week,
a little too long for my taste.
Speaker 4 (16:27):
Actually, yeah, the week point is usually the point when
people started to be like, Okay, is this ghosting now?
Speaker 3 (16:33):
Exactly?
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Have you tried to reach out?
Speaker 10 (16:36):
No?
Speaker 3 (16:37):
I mean I can I just tell you guys what happened?
Or yeah, I can't stop thinking about it. Like, honestly,
one of the best dates I've ever had. He planned
this super creative date, like goat yoga. Have you heard
of this? Yeah, I'm mean, like it's adorable, right, Like
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animals climbing on you doing a downward dog.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
I've always wanted to do that. I just heard that
they do go to the bathroom a lot.
Speaker 6 (17:04):
They do, they do, but they're so cute you almost
don't care totally, and like it's automatically like an icebreaker,
right because like, yeah, stuff like that'll happen, or you're
just like laughing, you're petting goats.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
It's just honestly, the whole date felt so natural, but
uh okay, so like I might have gotten a little
a little too into it, you guys, like I gave.
I gave one of the goats. I'm laughing about it.
Speaker 7 (17:29):
It's so funny.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
But I called him sir bounces a lot like I well,
I mean, I pretended he was officiating our wedding while
he sit on meals back.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
But like Neil laughed, So, I mean, you got really
into it.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
I know, I know, but after yoga, like obviously he
didn't wasn't upstep by because he set up a picnic
like after yoga, you know, with wine and hummus, like
the whole deal.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Where'd you find this guy?
Speaker 3 (18:01):
But I'm I'm like, never done anything like this, calling
you guys like, but I just I don't know. He
made me feel like I was in one of those
cheesy dating show. Montagh's like thoughtful and smart and honestly,
like I loved that he planned something different, like I
don't think I've ever experienced that someone putting in that
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much effort as a date. And also, my god, I
could talk like a million minutes about him. I'm kind
of obsessed with how calm. He is like steady, and
that's something.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
I really want, you know, like a frantic and freaking out.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Like in there done that. Honestly, I just keep playing
over in my head, like why why would he ghost me?
You know obviously, like yeah, I mentioned the dating the
wedding thing, but I don't know if it's like the
goat pooped in my shot and I laughed like a
little too hard, and I was like crying laughing, and
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then I I pete a little bit because I was
laughing so hard, and like, you know, there's like like
there pink yoga pants. It's like the peace showed a
little bit. I know, I know, I know. I tried
to play it off like I leaned on something wet,
but I'm pretty sure he thinks he knows like a
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pete on myself.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
I guess you could have played it off like that
and say it was some bounces a lot.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
Yeah it's been a week. Yeah it's been a week.
And I forgot to mention you guys. I texted him
a photo of this like the three of us, like
you know, like a family portrait with him, Me and
S bounces a lot, of course, and he did. He
didn't even like the photo. We had such a good day.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
You know, so, uh, Leslie, that was a lot.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Well, play a song, come back, and then call him
and see if Hoo tells why he's ghosting you and
maybe get you a second date.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Okay, okay, thanks guys, all right, we'll get your first
date follow up next.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Right in the middle of your first date follow up,
if you're just joining us, Leslie is on the phone
and she's getting ghosted by a dude named Neil. So
in a second we're gonna call him and see ifa
tell us why he's ghostinger and maybe get her a
second date.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
But first, Leslie, why don't you run down your date
again for us real quick?
Speaker 3 (20:29):
Yeah? It was my favorite date of my life. He
planned everything. It was goat yoga followed by a picnic,
which was amazing. And yeah, I was really really into
him and maybe embarrassed that, like I keep myself a
little bit laughing and mentioned like marriage to the first date,
like as a joke, and he laughed.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
But yeah, so you're just kind of unsure replaying some moments.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
Yeah, that's been a week, So well, are you.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
Ready for us to call him?
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Yeah, let's do it.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
All right, here we go. Hello, Hi, man, I speak
to Neil please, okay, yes, I'm here. Hey Neil, how
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are you? This is a radio show. It's called The
Jubile Show. Hi, Neil. I'm Nina. I'm Victoria. My name
is Jubal. What's up?
Speaker 8 (21:33):
How's it going?
Speaker 5 (21:35):
Is there?
Speaker 8 (21:36):
How'd you get my number?
Speaker 3 (21:37):
Well?
Speaker 1 (21:38):
We got it because we do a segment on the
show that's called the First Day follow Up. That's where
if you go on a date with somebody and you
end up ghosting them, that person can ask us to
get you on the phone and find out why. So
we got an email about you from someone that you've
been on a date with, but now you.
Speaker 8 (21:53):
Yeah, oh my god, I can't believe it exactly. Yeah,
I mean I know, I think I know who it is.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Leslie right, yes, said of course, yeah, of course, why
of course?
Speaker 10 (22:05):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Can you do you mind telling us why you're ghostinger?
Speaker 7 (22:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (22:09):
She stuck her finger and the humice and that portion
of the food.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Actually talking about actual hommage.
Speaker 7 (22:18):
We needed to go.
Speaker 8 (22:21):
Yes, I'm I'm talking about actual hummus.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Yes, okay, okay, So how did you get her finger
in there?
Speaker 3 (22:29):
Well?
Speaker 8 (22:30):
I had planned a date right, and then I brought
like a little pictic and we had Thomas and it
was like our community like hummus bowl. When she looked
me dead in the eye, she was just looking right
at me, and then she just dragged her finger across.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
It and then like licked it off, like to be sexy.
Speaker 8 (22:49):
I don't know, maybe, but I just think, is it
ever okay to like put your finger inside like a
community bowl of hummus that people are eating when you
have grty hands?
Speaker 3 (22:58):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Kind of questionable a situation? Who are you with? You
just didn't like it?
Speaker 8 (23:04):
On no, I mean I I called her on on it,
and she's like, oh, you know, you're so funny and
you're gonna, I mean literally verbatim, you're gonna kiss me
later anyway. What's the difference between my finger and my mouth?
I mean, come on, hello, ma'am. Look, I was being
absolutely serious, and she had no idea that I was serious.
She thought I was joking, but I was being serious.
And so that's just another thing that I see. You know,
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she can't tell the difference between me being serious or
not being serious, and she just goes to her own thing.
Just proves that our communications that could be good in
the future.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
Oh okay, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
Oh my god, Neil, Neil, you're making it sound like Hi, hi.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Guys, she's actually on the phone listing and wants to
talk to you.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
Yeah, you're making it sound like I committed a bogus.
I'm a literal crime. It was hummus. It's like not
a felony, like I was being playful. Ever heard of it,
like on a date? That's what you know?
Speaker 8 (23:55):
Okay, playful? It's not playful, right, what would you call?
That's pulinary assault? I would call it.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Oh, come on, okay, it's not like I just double dipped.
It was a one time swipe, one finger, one like boom,
Like you're actually a huge freaking deal.
Speaker 8 (24:12):
Yeah yeah, yeah, just a armless public health violation.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
No, it's not. You can communicate with him, you crazy,
don't does away over like literal hummus? Is this pathetic?
Like I'll literally buy you your own hummus? Okay, like
a lifetime supply on hair. You'll you'll never have to
share like a kick with me again, I swear. Come on.
Speaker 8 (24:36):
And that's another thing. I kind of would prefer a
woman who kind of would stick to her guns about it.
But you folded so quickly over this.
Speaker 7 (24:42):
Thing and.
Speaker 8 (24:45):
Something than fixing the issue, I can't win.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
I can't win here. Like if I am actually like
saying to you like I'll make you happy and not
eat hummus if you ever again like you're now turning
it on me. Literally, I'll wear gloves to dinner. Okay,
I'll eat with chopsticks only, I don't even care. Okay, straws,
I'll use straws. How about that? Whatever it takes me
all and you're that's just me being committed. Okay, she
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really likes.
Speaker 11 (25:11):
You, neal.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Yeah, I don't see it as her folding. I see
it as she likes you, just compromising.
Speaker 7 (25:16):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 8 (25:19):
I think the wish you watching is she's not really
helping her face.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
You have to admit it though. Come on, like part
of you thought it was hot. There was no way
like a woman being bold enough to claim her old
honis bul that's passion, that's like, that's dedication.
Speaker 8 (25:32):
No, that's bacteria, that's what that is.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
Oh, he is cool? I like, don't is it so
stupid that you're ghoasting me over her chickpeas? Like I
actually really like you like, if it's too bad, these
guys like they'll tell you like, I really like you,
and I promise I'll never use my finger. Okay, I promise.
It's just like this is ridiculous? Am I wrong? Lay?
Speaker 4 (25:56):
Oh honey, you really put yourself out there, Neil.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
She really likes you. Yeah, Neil, would you like to
go on another date with Leslie? We'll pay for it.
Speaker 8 (26:04):
No, my cat, I'm out.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
That is not what happened, you guys. I was playful.
I was pretending to go dare me to do it.
That's funny. It was a joke, Leslie.
Speaker 8 (26:18):
You looked at me and you said, now it's our
im this. That's not a joke. I don't know that.
To me, that's a hotwait situation. Look, I know funny, Yeah,
I like you call it a joke. That is not
a joke.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
You're not Dave Chappelle.
Speaker 10 (26:31):
That is like that.
Speaker 8 (26:32):
It wasn't hot funny not.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
But like, I'm quirky. Everyone tells me I'm quirky, and
I'm not. It's not that I'm unsanitary. I'm just quirky,
and I swear I'm not like usually a dip liquor
like this is a nice deal.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
It's not my dad.
Speaker 8 (26:46):
You can't say not usually and expect me to be
comforted by.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
That, you know, like listen to me for a second,
Like don't listen to any of them Norris in your head,
but give me just like another chance, like, oh you
all the homeless you want, Like, I'll do it right now.
I'm going to go to the grocery store anyway in
like five minutes. And I mean, I'll never even I
want to never even look at a chickpea again.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
Wow, she really wants to go out with you.
Speaker 8 (27:12):
Oh okay, guys, So my love of life depends on
how much Dan No, no, thank you.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
Ju Will's first date follow up? Can I take your order?
Am I gonna got a large black coffee? It's large
black cock? Do you mean a venty No, I mean
a large? She means Aventi. Yeah. It's the biggest funny
that Venti is large, vent is twenty.
Speaker 8 (27:37):
Yeah, large is large.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
In fact, cole is large and ronde is Spanish for large.
Speaker 8 (27:43):
Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
He's also the only one that's Italian.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
Congratulations for stupid and three languages.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on our own Victoria Romeias in
a game of trivia for tickets to see leve So
call us up right now now eight eight eight three
four three one o six one eight eight eight three
four three one o six one. You can also d
m us at the Jewel Show or go to the
Jewbilshow dot com if you think you've got the goods
(28:11):
to beat Victoria.
Speaker 5 (28:12):
But feeling pretty good today, so like you have the guts,
it's yeah, I have the goods, so yeah, take them
from me. Years I don't know, well, because it sounds
weird I said it, and then it sounds weird.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Yeah, it's kind of just awkward the way you said that. Well,
I was yet to take my goods, but that sounds
also weird. That sounds even worse you said it again,
So yeah, I should stop talking.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Well, if you want, if you want to take Victoria's goods,
hey giving them away.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
We're playing me for sometia right after this.
Speaker 12 (28:40):
What you've just said is one of the most insanely
idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in
your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything
that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this
room is now dumber for having listened to it. I
award you no points and may God have mercy on
(29:02):
your soul.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria. Your
chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game of
trivia for leave tickets and Let's meet today is contestant
for you verus Victoria.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
Travis, what's up? Travis? Wonderful? Thank you for asking you?
Ready to go?
Speaker 8 (29:20):
Absolutely?
Speaker 2 (29:20):
Victoria? Are you ready to go? Yeah, well, you're ready
to go every time you say it, well, because that
sounds so weird, it sounds wed.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
I'm always ready to go.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Even that kind of sounded kind of strange. It's like
a question mark at the end of it. A little bit.
Now one, Travis, do you think that Victoria is ready
to go?
Speaker 7 (29:38):
A chance?
Speaker 1 (29:41):
All right, we can send Victoria out of the studio
and while she's leaving, the game is played like this.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Travis.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
You have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say passed and Victoria
has to be you outright to win.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
Okay, good, Sorry, here we go, Travis. Your time starts now.
Which mammal has the thickest fur? What is a male
duck called.
Speaker 10 (30:08):
Quack?
Speaker 2 (30:09):
What video game does Thorg get addicted to an Avengers endgame?
Speaker 7 (30:17):
Mario?
Speaker 4 (30:17):
Which country is the most populated in the world India?
What is the name of the thick layer of fat
around in Wales? And other marine mammals are found? Whitney
Houston covered I Will Always Love you? Who sang and
wrote the original path? All right, got that in. We'll
bring Victoria back into the studio.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
And while she's getting settled and getting her headphones on
and stuff, Travis, here's a question for you. Who do
you think would be a better motivational speaker? A potato
or a watermelon?
Speaker 8 (30:47):
Ooh, a watermelon for sure, may seem to stay hydrated.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
That goes a long way.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Yeah, yeah, Victoria, you think would make a better motivational
speaker a potato or a watermelon?
Speaker 2 (31:00):
I was a potato.
Speaker 5 (31:00):
It has more substance, and like watermelon is supposed to
just water, so basically full crap.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
That's also a good point. Yeah, yeah, it is, Thank
you very much. I thought a lot about it.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
All right, Now that we got that solved, here we
go thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass, and you
have to beat Travis outright to win.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
Are you ready? Yes, Travis, you can tell Victoria win
to go.
Speaker 4 (31:21):
Which mammal has the thickest fur um.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
A second? Give a second? Lion? What is a male
duck called?
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (31:31):
Sir duck? What video game does Thorg get addicted to
an Adventures endgame? Ooh, Batman? Which country is the most
populated in the world?
Speaker 7 (31:41):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (31:42):
Japan.
Speaker 4 (31:43):
What is the name of the thick layer of fat
found in whales and other marine mammals?
Speaker 10 (31:47):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (31:47):
Oh, oh, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (31:48):
Pass Whitney Houston cover, I will always love you. Who
sang and wrote the original? Someone older than her?
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Right, Well, let's send it over to the scoreboard. I
can't see how you guys did with our scoreboard. Our
social media producer Gabby Blubber, that's what it is. Well,
your time's up, I say it.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
I can confirm that Victoria was not ready to go
because she got a zero.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Yeah, but Travis got to Travis. Congratulations and outright victory. Travis,
Victoria like that. You got tickets too? All right, let's
get the answers now with Nina. The mammal that has
the thickest fur is a sea otter jubell.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
Do you know what a male doc is called?
Speaker 3 (32:31):
No?
Speaker 4 (32:32):
Actually, I feel like you think it's funny. It's called
a drake. Oh yeah, I've heard that before. Yeah, okay,
there aren't there more memes of drake with like a bill.
Speaker 8 (32:42):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (32:43):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (32:44):
I love.
Speaker 4 (32:46):
The video game that Thorge gets addicted to an Avengers
endgame is Fortnite. The country that's the most populated in
the world is India. The name of the thick layer
of fat found in whales and other marine mammals is blubber.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
Yeah, I got that.
Speaker 4 (32:58):
And the song I Will Always Love You was originally
saying and written by Dolly Parton.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
I did not know that.
Speaker 4 (33:04):
What does Dolly Partner older than Slane Dion? I think
so that means I got that right too. Why are
you talking about Slan Dyon? That's not even a part
of this conversation.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
What did you say that? Oh my gosh, come on,
you talked about this. There are certain artists.
Speaker 3 (33:22):
That you have to know.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
I don't know how that just happened. My brain fully changed,
like the whole name. Just thank you for playing man.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
We play Univers Victoria at the same time every single
weekday morning. Remember if you want to play, just dm
us at the Jubile Show or go to the Jubilshow
dot Com.
Speaker 4 (33:40):
It's time to Catch a Cheater only on.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
The Jubile Show.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Charlotte is on the phone today for to Catch a
Cheater and she's been married to her husband, George for
five years, but now she thinks something's going on, so
we'll see if we can help her out. Charlotte, I'm
sorry you're going through right now, but why do you
think George might be cheating on you?
Speaker 3 (33:58):
Well, you know what, I would have never thought about him.
I thought we had like a really good marriage, Like
it's pretty normal for the most part, Like we don't
have big fights or blow ups or anything. It's like
it's nice, you know. Like a couple of weeks ago,
I thought, like on his venmouth and he's making payments
to somebody named Jessica. But I don't know anybody named Jessica.
(34:22):
And as far as I know, he doesn't know Jessica.
I mean, he's like talk about it Jessica. So why
is he sending her money from her joints account. You know,
it was like it's very small, like one hundred bucks,
and then like two hundred bucks, but the last one
was for five thousand dollars. WHOA yeah, And when I
(34:44):
of course questioned George, you know.
Speaker 11 (34:46):
He says that it's for a social media consultant for
work because they don't have a budget at work to
hire someone. So he's been getting crap from like his
higher up about performing more on social media to help
in marketing.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
So he's paying it himself.
Speaker 3 (35:02):
He's saying, yeah, yeah, like so it kind of made sense,
but like that's sort of a lot of money to
ask one person to front in a month.
Speaker 4 (35:11):
It's just weird why he wouldn't tell you that, because
I do feel like it is possible to have your
own social media manager.
Speaker 3 (35:16):
But like I don't, yeah, but I feel like he
would have mentioned it, like you were plained about it,
like can you believe there's way to do this? It
was just like, you know, you're just dropping all this money.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
For I don't know, a couple hundred bucks.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
I could see not telling your partner about but five
grand if you guys share a bank account.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
Yeah, a lot of money.
Speaker 3 (35:32):
Exactly, like this is money for our family, like our kids.
I don't know. I never I can't really see who's
stepping out. I mean like he always treats me like
I'm the center of the universe. So I don't know.
It just doesn't make sense.
Speaker 4 (35:45):
It's always so silly to me whenever we talk about
like big amounts of money being withdrawn, Like how do
these people really think their partner's not going to know that?
Speaker 3 (35:53):
Yeah, exactly or not care.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
That's a lot of money.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
It's a lot, and I use so like really.
Speaker 4 (36:01):
Hug like wow, okay, So then we want to believe
that George was just being forgetful to not tell you
about that and not really doing dirty.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
But like who does he spend time with? Do you
know his friends? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (36:14):
I totally know his like you know what I mean,
Like we've been married for a long time, and like
I I can't see him doing it. I don't even
know when he exqueezed it in, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
Is he acting different?
Speaker 3 (36:26):
Yeah? I mean I think he's acting different. And I
don't know if that's just me being like two suspicious
mails or watching everything. So it seems different. But yeah, yeah,
I feel like something's off. Now.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
That is how it is when you think something's going on,
you start to like pick apart every little thing.
Speaker 3 (36:42):
Uh huh. Yeah. Now I'm in detective mode, like watching it,
like why did he wear that shirts day? Like yeah, so,
and it's making things stressful.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
Mainly it's the money that he's been sending to Venmo,
to what's her name, Jessica, Jessica. We'll see if we
can figure it out. Already told us a grocery store.
You guys are rewards card members at so we'll play
a song comeback, and then call and pretend to be
from the grocery store and say that every single month,
we choose one lucky rewards member who gets a free
gift from us for being such a good customer, and
we'll say that he's won free flowers delivered from our
(37:13):
floral apartment, and we'll see if he sends those to
you or to somebody else.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
Okay, sounds good day. We'll get you to catch a
teter next if you're just joining us for Today's to
Catch a Cheater.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
Charlotte is on the phone and she thinks that her
husband a five years named George might be cheating. So
we're about to call him and pretend to be from
the grocery store that he's a rewards card member and
tell him that he's one free flowers delivered from our
floral department for being such a good customer. And we'll
see if he believes that, and if he does, we'll
see if he sends the flowers to his wife, Charlotte,
or to somebody else who won't try to catch him.
And before we make our phone call, Charlotte, why don't
you catch us up on your situation again real quick?
Speaker 3 (37:47):
Yeah, George and I've been married for five years, we
have kids. Like I thought everything was all good, and
a few weeks ago I see on his demo he
is sending cash to Jeff a fat As game. It
was for five thousand dollars and in some sideway story
that's for a social media consultant. And I still by it.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
All right, are you ready for us to see if
we can catch him?
Speaker 2 (38:10):
If you is?
Speaker 3 (38:11):
Hell?
Speaker 2 (38:11):
Yeah, okay, Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
Hell, Hi, this is Corbett calling from I was looking
for our rewards card member named George.
Speaker 7 (38:30):
Oh yeah, that's see.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
Hi George, Please don't hang up. This is not a
marketing phone call. I'm actually calling to say thank you
very much for being such a loyal customer and you're
this month's Winter congratulations.
Speaker 7 (38:40):
Oh my god, that's that's fantastic. I had no idea
you guys even did this.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
Every single month we choose one Rewards Card member to
give a free gift to you, and this month it's
thirty six long sim red roses, a box of candy
or chocolates, and a card to be delivered to anybody
that you want from our new and improof or apartment.
Speaker 7 (38:56):
Oh well, that's awesome.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
Thank you, well, thank you you for your business. And
all I need from you is just the information. So
I would just need the first and last name of
the person you want to send them to, and then
we'll get if you want to put anything on a card,
and then I'll get the address and you'd be good
to go.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
Thank you so much again.
Speaker 7 (39:12):
Okay, can you send it to You can send it right,
you can ship it.
Speaker 2 (39:17):
Yes, it's delivered, okay, Nip.
Speaker 3 (39:20):
Can you send them to Jessica Jessica?
Speaker 1 (39:25):
Got it, Jessica, Yes I can. And is there anything
you want to put on a card to Jessica?
Speaker 7 (39:32):
Hey, let me say, can you put I know you
said no gifts, but I had to exclamation points. Okay,
I feel like I'm living a dream, right nown.
Speaker 1 (39:44):
Great, And at this point I'll let you know that
this is not the grocery store at all. It's actually
a radio show called The Jebel Show.
Speaker 9 (39:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
Hi, I'm Nina.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
Hi, I'm Victoria, and my name is Jeubel, and we
do a segment called to Catch a Cheater, where if
you think your significant other might be messing around, you
see you, they send flowers to and your wife Charlotte
is on the phone and probably wants to ask about Jessica.
Speaker 2 (40:07):
I react, Charlotte, So who is Jessoba?
Speaker 3 (40:15):
Are you kidding me? You're sending her money? And now Roses,
hang on, tell me the truth. I didn't mean for
any of this to happen. I'm I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (40:37):
Let's go like what, So you are messing around with Jessica.
Speaker 3 (40:41):
No, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.
Speaker 7 (40:45):
And what are you apologizing for? I've fallen for somebody.
I think I'm in love.
Speaker 3 (40:51):
Really, really, Jessica, really, why are you her? How is Jessica? Gosh,
she's not your social media because obviously, I got it.
Speaker 7 (41:03):
I've been talking to This sounds ridiculous, but I've been
talking to Jessica Alba and we've been talking for about
a month.
Speaker 3 (41:14):
Wait, I'm sorry, you said Jessica Alba talks to you, George.
Speaker 7 (41:18):
Yes, we committed through her d MS and you're from
out of nowhere and her husband. We've been talking and
she's been lonely and I've been lonely, and we just
sort of committed there.
Speaker 3 (41:34):
I think you're talking to Jessica album. Seriously, I am.
Speaker 7 (41:37):
I am.
Speaker 3 (41:40):
Children's money to Jessica Alba. And you can't figure out
this is a scam, George Charlotte, all right.
Speaker 8 (41:57):
Got a scam.
Speaker 7 (41:58):
It's not a scam. We've talked a scam. She tells
me things that she's never told anybody like. I'm not
in the industry, so she can confide in me. And
she's struggling. Her husband's stepping out, keeping money from her
and the kids. So I offered to help out a
little bit.
Speaker 3 (42:14):
With her money.
Speaker 2 (42:15):
Cool, you're legit. Think you're talking to Jessica Alba.
Speaker 7 (42:19):
Yes, I mean it started so it was it was
just so organic and natural. It just it just came
up like, George, I was.
Speaker 4 (42:28):
Just she's a billionaire. No, but it's her money though
it's her company, she did it. I don't think you're
talking to Jessica Alba.
Speaker 3 (42:36):
You don't know her, like you.
Speaker 7 (42:37):
Don't know what she's been doing. I know what we've
been talking about, like the connection that we've developed. We've
been developing it. It wasn't just from out of nowhere,
we've actually been doing.
Speaker 3 (42:46):
Something is wrong with you. Jessica Alba is not messaging you.
Oh my god. There are so many celebrity scammers out there,
and you're donell for this.
Speaker 7 (42:57):
No, no, it's it's not like that. It's not a scam.
Or she said pictures she did a video call with me.
I know it's it's it's her.
Speaker 3 (43:05):
Oh, George, the pictures could be taken from like anything
in the last thirty years. It's so easy to take anything.
Did you even see her face when you were talking
to her?
Speaker 7 (43:16):
You really just don't get it.
Speaker 3 (43:18):
I'm sure I don't explain it to me, George.
Speaker 7 (43:21):
You don't want to believe me. Don't believe me. You
can take this attitude with you the hell because you're
going to see when you've driven me into the arms
of someone who does care about me and the communicate.
Speaker 3 (43:34):
I actually for once, Well, you know what, I'll look
after the two of you in the tabloid.
Speaker 7 (43:39):
George. Yeah, you know what, George.
Speaker 3 (43:42):
I'm getting off the phone right now. I'm going to
go split the bank account and you could take your
hat and send it to whatever you want, including Jessica Albach,
and I'm going to keep my share and you'll be
hearing from my lawyer. Guys, can you just carry up
our Mister album for me? Please?
Speaker 2 (43:58):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (43:59):
You know what, guys, you can all those two. This
is totally trabby. This is ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (44:04):
How Jessica, we said, Hi, I hung up on him.
Speaker 2 (44:07):
He's gotten that. Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3 (44:09):
I'm sorry whatever, He's always been a half an hour.
Speaker 4 (44:14):
You're gonna have to be prepared, though, because you know
he's going to try to come back once he realizes
this is all a scan.
Speaker 3 (44:20):
I'm going to drive him into the ground when he does. That.
Speaker 2 (44:26):
Sounds like you're gonna be okay.
Speaker 3 (44:27):
Yeah, yeah, I'm going to be just fine.
Speaker 2 (44:30):
Did you have any idea that he was like someone
who would fall for that?
Speaker 3 (44:36):
No, I mean business, he's tech Stavvy like I would think.
I guess it's like a middle aged ego like I
really thinks Jessica albut could have a thing for George.
Speaker 1 (44:48):
Well, I mean it's I'm sorry that you found this out,
but yeah, at least you've got one hell of a
story for real.
Speaker 3 (44:57):
Yeah, I guess right. The Jewel Shows to catch a cheaters.
Speaker 1 (45:03):
Almost time for Nina's what's trending? But don't forget after
every single phone prank. Right now, it's your chance to
go to the Austin City Limits Music Festival all on us.
Speaker 2 (45:11):
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Speaker 1 (45:13):
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trip right now at the jebelshow dot com slash acl.
Speaker 2 (45:22):
All right, brought to you by Michael should be going.
I'm on your homefirm. She can go.
Speaker 4 (45:24):
It's time for Nina's what's trending? Have you ever wanted
to be famous? You want your name put in a
book that will be read for years and years to come.
Speaker 2 (45:31):
You can do that depends on the book. I think.
Speaker 4 (45:33):
Well, if you'd be open to this book, The Guinness
World Records Guinness Book of.
Speaker 2 (45:38):
World Records always wanted to try to set a world record.
Speaker 4 (45:40):
Well, there's seventy unclaimed records at the moment that are
trending because there are people now that are open to
the idea of trying to conquer them.
Speaker 2 (45:47):
Here's just a few of them as an idea. Four
hundred meters sack race, you could you've done that already
and have not done that.
Speaker 4 (45:54):
The farthest distance to bounce a coin into a cup way,
So all you have to do is just do it
a record, But what is the law the farthest and
you have to have them come yeah, document it and
do all this. There's a lot of work to get
them out there to do that, but once they do it,
you are going to be put in that book and
remembered forever, I guess if anyone reads it. Yeah, about
this one the most high fives and thirty seconds.
Speaker 2 (46:16):
But that hasn't been done, no doude.
Speaker 5 (46:19):
You get two people who are on like five hour
energy and get it in the first minute.
Speaker 2 (46:23):
They can do in the.
Speaker 4 (46:24):
Fastest time to make a burrito and the fastest time
to build a five story playing card pyramid.
Speaker 2 (46:29):
I mean, these are very doable. Very surprised that hasn't
been already done as a record.
Speaker 5 (46:34):
We tried doing a record in here once a few
years ago, and it is very hard to get them
to come out like they I email them, I submitted,
I did so anything like they wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (46:43):
I've done that too. They wouldn't do it. Well.
Speaker 4 (46:44):
They needed proof of you're doing it for the first time,
and then they kind of, yeah, but it's doable.
Speaker 2 (46:48):
All of this is doable.
Speaker 4 (46:49):
What they didn't get back to about that same Yeah,
we tried to take the largest selfie like years ago
to anyway.
Speaker 1 (46:55):
I tried to do something for that years and years
and years ago two and it was tough to get
them out there. The first person to broadcast on a
radio show while running a marathon, bro and they weren't
into it.
Speaker 2 (47:06):
Why was a good idea? A little skin jobs, that's it?
Speaker 3 (47:09):
You know, he.
Speaker 2 (47:14):
Comes againness book running.
Speaker 3 (47:17):
Trying to keep it with jubile.
Speaker 2 (47:18):
It was also hard to try to figure out how
to actually do that.
Speaker 1 (47:21):
You know, I was gonna ask, like, broadcast while you're
running moving, you need like a mic, but you.
Speaker 2 (47:27):
Also need like power to keep the running.
Speaker 4 (47:30):
You would just need your phone. You would just be
called in. We would be here in the studio, you
would be through the phone line, and you would be
running on the phone.
Speaker 2 (47:35):
Yeah, but it was more like you were on a microphone.
Speaker 4 (47:39):
Oh yeah, yeah, Okay, well figure that part out first
and then called them.
Speaker 2 (47:43):
That's why they weren't into it. I didn't know how
it would work.
Speaker 4 (47:45):
Yeah, that's probably part of it. It's definitely part of it.
This is very clear. If you want your chocolate to
taste better, there's one thing you can do. I mean,
chocolate is already transformative, but now if you eat chocolate
while listening to this specific song called the Sweetest Melody,
According to science, chocolate now will taste better. Listen to
this song while you eat it. It's called Sweetest Melody.
Speaker 2 (48:10):
Can this will make chocolate taste better?
Speaker 4 (48:12):
Yes, because this particular scientist reviewed sixty years of research
with multisensory integration. So this song is all designed with
sonic qualities proven to affect flavor with pitch, tempo, and harmony.
Speaker 2 (48:24):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (48:25):
I asked Victory for chocolate. She didn't have any, because
I wanted to try it. Yeah no, but I have
chocolate granola. Grat it right now with that, take a bite.
Speaker 2 (48:31):
What it tastes. Is it going to send you to
another world?
Speaker 1 (48:34):
Let's see if it tastes better than it normally does.
The Victoria's chewing shaking, I mean no.
Speaker 2 (48:40):
Just really such the mood you basically gets them hungry.
So it's relaxing.
Speaker 4 (48:44):
I think gets relaxing. You can be completely relaxed and
it's just a moment between you and the chocolate. Chocolate
melt in your mouth. The song is the length of
how long it takes for a piece of chocolate to
melt in your mouth. I don't have patience for that,
which is like sixty five seconds. Nope, sixty four.
Speaker 2 (48:57):
Seconds right, that'll a lot faster. So search sweetest melody,
Dirty little Secret? Hello, Hello, Hey you have a dirty
little secret? Yes, let's hear it.
Speaker 10 (49:13):
So this one time I ordered Dominoes and then when
they came to drop it off, they said I had
to pay for it, but I said, I paid.
Speaker 3 (49:22):
For it online.
Speaker 10 (49:23):
And I like doing that for like almost a week
until they updated their systems and then I could get
a word free pizza until I got banned from every domino.
Speaker 2 (49:36):
Yeah, how did they find out you were sealing pizza?
Speaker 10 (49:39):
Because I ordered it online and then I used like
random names and numbers and had it delivered to my school.
And then after they found out, uh, they said I
had to pay for the pizza or I can't like
buy anymore. But this one time I had my friend
for the pizza, and I guess I'm not like dance
(50:01):
on it anymore.
Speaker 2 (50:03):
Do your parents know that you did this? No, that's
your dirty little secret? Can I ask how old you are? Fifteen? Man?
That was a hustle though, huh?
Speaker 5 (50:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (50:16):
Yeah, did you share the pizza at least?
Speaker 10 (50:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (50:20):
Friends, that's nice to you.
Speaker 1 (50:22):
Hey, you know what, you should be proud of yourself
because you have a hustle mindset right if you use
it though for you know, this is pizza, right, but
down the road use that thing for good, starting a
business or whatever. You've got the right mindset, you know, yeah,
like the legal way. Yeah, the legal way. What's your
favorite kind of pizza anyway?
Speaker 10 (50:43):
Oh, sage pizza?
Speaker 2 (50:45):
Yum, sounds delicious. Will you order us one right now?
Speaker 7 (50:51):
Yeah? All right?
Speaker 2 (50:52):
Thanks for telling us your dirty little secret. Man, Yeah, yep, bye, Hey,
what's up? This is the Jewel Shows. Dirty little secret?
Speaker 3 (50:59):
You have one? I do have a dirty little secret sweet.
Speaker 10 (51:03):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (51:04):
Well, I have this coworker who brags at work about
home which she's lost on her diet and her weight
lost things. And I've kind of been bringing in donuts
to work and chocolate and cookies for the office, you know,
(51:25):
because I wanted to see.
Speaker 2 (51:26):
Her cave and you were trying to sabotage her diet.
What do you not like this coworker?
Speaker 3 (51:33):
No, No, it's just it's really annoying, like just always
talking about it.
Speaker 2 (51:41):
Donuts.
Speaker 3 (51:42):
Well, the thing is is that my favorite part is
she loves chocolate croissants, And so went on her dask
with a little sticky note and it says like, treat yourself.
You deserveage. Girl.
Speaker 5 (51:59):
She is true eyeing out here and you are not helping.
Speaker 2 (52:02):
Oh I would so eat those. Also, was really coming
for this girl.
Speaker 3 (52:08):
It's entertaining. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (52:13):
Oh, well, thank you for telling us your turney little secret.
Can to support her? Time to go to confession, ask
her forgiveness? What's your dirty little secret?
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