The Full Jubal Show from December 2nd, 2025

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh, the holidays. It's the Jewel Show, a time for
peaceful reflection about the past year, the joy of families
conversating around the dinner table, and who am I kidding?
It's the holidays, time for elbowing the elderly out of
the way to get the last kind of sugar cookies
at the grocery store. And nothing says Christmas cheer like
two strangers bashing each other over the head with oversized

(00:21):
candy canes over a parking spot dispute. And of course,
who could forget those families that get together and ended
up making national headlines because of something that happened at
their holiday festivities. Well, this is America, so there's one
of those every week pretty much. But we're in luck
because one woman is making headlines today all because she
was asked one question at her family get together and

(00:43):
they caused her to snap, so much so that an
entire city block was riddled with chaos and she's currently
behind bars. What she says, she doesn't regret it. Wow,
we tell you what happened right after this. It's the
Jewel Show. What's the one question you should never ask
a family member during the holiday days? It's The Jewel Show.
We'll tell you what it is in a second. But

(01:03):
one woman is making international headlines today all because her
aunt asked her a simple question and it ended with
thousands of dollars in property damage and she's behind bars. No, no,
what's the question? What happened? To tell you in a second,
But first, remember you can always stream the show and
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You can also get the podcast where we get your podcasts,
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it'll send you right there. Okay, Now, how did one
woman end up behind bars and cost thousands of dollars
in property damage because of something she was asked at

(02:08):
a family's holiday get together. It happened Cedar Falls, Iowa.
You may have already seen the video that's gone viral
on TikTok, but a normally quiet family holiday gathering turned
into instant internet legend this week after thirty two year
old graphic designer Tory Langford you finally snapped the first
when one of her relatives asked her a simple question.

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According to witnesses, she didn't respond with a let's change
the subject to the question. It turned into a slow
motion meltdown and she's currently behind bars. There's a TikTok
video that's gotten omber eighteen million views and a bunch
of property damage. It happened when reportedly her aunt Carol
asked her, so are you seeing anyone yet?

Speaker 2 (02:56):
I knew good.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
I was going to suggest that I got bail money.
Did you dirty? Yeah? That was dirty, Aunt Carol. I
ain't asked her if she was seeing anybody yet, and
according to family members, they say that she froze, stared
off into the distance, and then stood up, slammed both
hands on the table and yelled, I'm committed to a

(03:19):
relationship with inner piece Carol again for Tori, I got
a donation, and then at that point she pointed at
each relative and assigned them a romantic red flag list,
basically talking about all the things that's wrong in their
relationship before running out into the front yard and destroying
all of the decorations that the family had on the

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front Yeah. Because she was asked if she's seeing anybody? Then,
for some reason, according to police, she stripped off her
clothes wow, and put a Santa hat on from a
Santa decoration that she destroyed, and somehow produced a megaphone.
Where did she get the megaphone from? Nobody knows. She
was prepared for Aunt Carrol to trigger her. She ran

(04:01):
down the block, destroying all of the neighborhood decorations, ripping
out lights, stomping out a display snowman, all while screaming
into the megaphone that she's committed to her in her places.
Everything was cool until she left the house. Yeah, exactly
what you touch.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
Other people's decorations, They didn't do your just your family,
So we're your family's decorations and let them know.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
All because she was asked if she's seeing anybody yet
over the holidays, she's currently behind bars, and when asked
her comment, she says, she doesn't regret it, and we'll
do it again. It is a very triggering question. I
get it every year. I got it every day.

Speaker 4 (04:37):
It's not the question, it's yet at the end.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
Yet all the.

Speaker 5 (04:42):
Elders, they always ask that question during holidays.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
I don't think people understand is what we're dealing with now.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
And I tried to explain this to my mom and
you guys too, Like it's not just finding somebody that
you like. It's finding somebody that's single, that doesn't want
to play with toys, that doesn't have other people that
they want to include in the relationship, that have all
of these different things.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Like it's a whole new like spread.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
It's harder to find your buffets.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Behind bars because she's totally freaked out when her aunt
asked her why she's still single that their family get together,
and because of that, a list of rude phrases that
you should never say to single friends is also going viral.
Or say it and once your house get burned out
only they say these are things you should avoid saying
to your single friends this holiday season. Over some of

(05:31):
the woman you can see how you'd react if it
was said to you. You're not trying hard enough. Okay,
they say it's a bad phrase to say to somebody
who's single this holiday season.

Speaker 3 (05:40):
My gold hoops are on right now and I'm about
to pull them off because you talk, understand, especially when
you're a big a good person with a big heart
and you're trying to do things.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
Shut up, everybody in mind me. I just left the studio.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
She's running down the street as a friend who's married
with a big rock on her finger and just plays
at home.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
There's another one. You know, you just need to get
back out there, out there. That's another thing they say
you shouldn't say, see your single friends.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
She SIPs her one and goes, honey, do you have
any friends?

Speaker 6 (06:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (06:13):
I know they're all married too. So they were specifically
talking about one person. By the way, I like this,
it's a consistent theme. She was having a conversation with
this one person that is not in the room right
now yesterday, and it's just going to be an ongoing
theme because it's an upsetting time of year for single people.
We're fine, guys. You don't have to feel sorry for us.

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Back to Tory's point in our piece and her piece
is invaluable. There's another thing they say you should never
say to a single person this holiday season. Maybe just
try wearing more makeup. Oh why would that work at
Why would you ever think that's a good thing to say.

Speaker 5 (06:52):
I feel like my grandpa back in the day rest
in Peace, would have said something.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
So would have said something like that. My mother did
say something like that.

Speaker 3 (06:59):
She said, you need more eyeliner, and make sure your
cleavage is showing.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
You're not going out of the house like that. I
can barely see any cleavage, Just like, let them show
you're good. I mean, she's not lying.

Speaker 7 (07:18):
But if a guy is, but he's gonna date me,
he's going to see me eventually without makeup.

Speaker 4 (07:22):
And if I can get him to fall in love
with me looking.

Speaker 7 (07:25):
With its normal, yeah, he's going to be so impressed
when I do wear makeup.

Speaker 5 (07:29):
I feel the same way. It's just about doing chores.
If I can get her to fall in love with
me without doing any chores around the house.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
Yeah, that's not going to happen. I know, I know,
I'm just saying the makeup that's trying to hand in hand.
They say that You should also not say this to
a single person during the holiday if you're trying to
help them out. You're just too picky. Lower your standards,
you know.

Speaker 3 (07:54):
Yeah, I do have a question though, how come almost
everybody in this room is single?

Speaker 1 (07:58):
And are we not trying hard enough? I mean, are
we too picky? Not single? I said, almost everybody.

Speaker 8 (08:04):
Know.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
When someone says you're too picky, though, it's like, you
know what, I don't like that you're single. Just go
get with anybody. There's gotta be a prison, pin pile
something up, I mean anything, Come on. Standards. Oh my god,
I don't care how they treat you or how they are. Like,
you're just weird because you're single. Someone this guy sent
me a damn and he says you're way too vain.

(08:26):
He's like, maybe you're the love of your life is
unemployed or in jail, or maybe he's just at home
by himself. You don't know, you're so shallow. And I
was like, actually, all those things make them exempt from me.
I'm pretty sure that's not the love of my life.
Thank you. It's another jewbile phone frame on the twenties.

Speaker 9 (08:50):
Hello, Hi, this is Juniper calling from I was looking
for Dante who head a cant and this being made
from us?

Speaker 2 (09:05):
Yeah, yeah, sure.

Speaker 9 (09:07):
A beautiful picture of you and someone else. That is
a holiday present, I.

Speaker 6 (09:13):
Think, Yeah, that's that me and my fiance.

Speaker 10 (09:18):
Ready, that's who she was.

Speaker 9 (09:20):
It's your fiance. A picture of you at your fiance. Yeah,
canvas to commemorate your relationship for years to come.

Speaker 6 (09:37):
Yeah, yeah, I think you'll be happy with the product.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
Oh great, that's that's great.

Speaker 9 (09:48):
But ready calling to give you an update about it,
to let you know that the bodies have been pressed
on the canvas and it is ready. U.

Speaker 10 (10:00):
That is that is great? Thank you? Thank you for
the update.

Speaker 9 (10:04):
Can it personally to you wherever you're out of you'd like?

Speaker 1 (10:16):
That's that is very in the project.

Speaker 10 (10:22):
That is very generous.

Speaker 6 (10:23):
That's very generous myself.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
Can you can you something that way that's full? That's
a little awkward.

Speaker 9 (10:34):
Is it the word canvas?

Speaker 11 (10:37):
Uh?

Speaker 10 (10:38):
No, it's it's the word bodies. It's a little weird.

Speaker 9 (10:44):
Press the bodies on the canvas, it's yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
Please yeah, please don't say it like that.

Speaker 6 (10:50):
That's that's a little uh, that's a little uncomfortable.

Speaker 10 (10:54):
Is there anything else you need from me?

Speaker 9 (10:58):
I just wanted to make sure that it's so that
we took creative liberties before delivering this to you.

Speaker 6 (11:06):
I kind of create a liberty if I sent you
a specific picture of me and my Beyonce on the
beach at Hunset.

Speaker 10 (11:12):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
I don't really need.

Speaker 10 (11:13):
Any creative liberty. The picture is perfect, just so.

Speaker 9 (11:16):
What I mean is just doing some modifications to the
image to bring out certain colors in the sunset and
certain hues in the water.

Speaker 10 (11:26):
And I put my friend, I wouldn't.

Speaker 6 (11:30):
I would prefer you didn't. The reason I sent you
that picture is because we really love that picture the
way that it.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
Is, and we shoulder.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
What.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
I'm sorry? What could your shot?

Speaker 2 (11:50):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (11:50):
I said, to bring out the hues in the ocean
and some of the sunrise colors to pop a little
bit more. And wait, my head on your should there?

Speaker 10 (12:01):
Whoa wait did you just put.

Speaker 6 (12:05):
Did you say that you're putting yourself into our picture?

Speaker 9 (12:08):
I've replaced her face with my face and put my
head on your shoulder.

Speaker 6 (12:15):
You know that's that's no, that's really no. That no?

Speaker 1 (12:22):
What what surrender if you will?

Speaker 6 (12:26):
H No?

Speaker 12 (12:31):
I that is not aw No, I don't know you
be like that is. That is not what I think
for that is not I want to picture in.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
Your living room what you've been. You've been in my house.

Speaker 10 (12:48):
I'm going to cops.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
That is.

Speaker 6 (12:50):
Who does do you think you are? Who do you
think you are?

Speaker 10 (12:53):
I am calling the cops.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
I think this is Gebil from the Jewbil Show doing
a phone prank on you and your brother Sam said,
you up. It's a joke, my heart. He said that
you're having a special picture put on a canvas for
your girlfriend first Christmas, and he wanted to mess with you.

Speaker 10 (13:19):
Oh god, I think I need to tack a shaler now.
I am so I am so broke out.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
Wake up every morning with jubile phone Franks. It's time
for Dirty Little Santa. Every single morning at eight point thirty,
we call up and we'll pick a caller at random,
and you get to pick a prize, but you don't
know what the prize is. I've got two different stockings.
One will have a not so great prize in it
and one will have something really cool like concert tickets

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and things like that. So calls right now if you
want to test your luck and see if you can
get something good from Dirty Little Santa. Eight eight eight
three four three one six one. That's eight eight three
four three one o six one call right now now
a sign Fernina's was trending. I don't know why I'm
picturing some Sanna being all like, hey, oh.

Speaker 3 (14:08):
Anyway, okay. So there's big Jonas Brothers news today. And
the fun part about this is is jebbled being a
new Joe bro fan.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
And Victoria being a consistent Joe bro fan. It's going
to be funny to see who's more excited about what
I'm going to tell you because it's about it's.

Speaker 3 (14:23):
About a specific brother, so not all of them. It's
about one of them. Kevin Joe just keep guessing. I
love you, I'll tell you, I'll tell you the Joe
bro news and just to say and we can watch
them both freak out. But first, this is a fun
way to celebrate the holidays. They are classic movies that
are returning to theaters. Now this is probably just to

(14:44):
try to get people back into the movies, but I mean,
come on, don't you want to watch Elf on the
big screen with a big fat bowl of popcorn or bucket?
Because they're not bulls anymore. But you know what I mean,
so National Lampoon's Christmas vacation is going to be. How
Elf is one of them the Polar Express Love Action.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
I've never seen that movie yet. Actually it's a great movie.

Speaker 3 (15:04):
It is he holds a sign up or like a
ba he is the cutest kid of all time, like
how his little crush the kid?

Speaker 1 (15:11):
Yeah, not the one they're thinking about that holds a
sign up. Oh held a sign too. I'm thinking of
a guy who's holding I think he did, maybe I
think he might have, but not the sign that I
think Victoria's talking about. You're talking about the guy staying
there holding the sign of this is to me, you're
a perfect Oh yeah yeah too. Wow, I don't. I
don't watch enough movies.

Speaker 4 (15:28):
Apparently get it Together make you cries.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
So if you want to into my girlfriend every night
before bed, actually that actually so cute.

Speaker 5 (15:42):
I'm apologizing for something every night, just basically.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
Okay, that was my.

Speaker 4 (15:47):
Takeaway Atlantic, and you would not get that.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
And that's why he is.

Speaker 3 (15:51):
And I think I'm just might be that time of
a month because right now I feel like I want
to start crying.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
Because I would die. I picked up my phone. This
is she came over once and I got posted bortnight
and she opened the door and I was staying there
with the sign.

Speaker 4 (16:08):
Ties, why are you thereat you got? Year at a
dear of als?

Speaker 1 (16:13):
I just want somebody to love me though.

Speaker 5 (16:15):
But yeah, now I'm realizing why I'm single and I
don't know if I'm.

Speaker 3 (16:20):
You need to find we all need a jew bile
okay together, I know I'm weird text messages.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
This is all happened. It's a weird moment, all right.
We're dictionaries. Word of the year is rage bait. That's
not a word, that's a two words.

Speaker 3 (16:41):
I also haven't heard anybody say it like it's clickbait,
but rage bait it's the same thing. But I haven't
heard anybody say rage bait. But apparently it's been used
often this past year, and that's why they decided to
make it the word, even though it is two words.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
And lastly, that's dumb. Let's rage right there? You were baited?
You were baited? Okay. Back to the Jonas brothers.

Speaker 3 (17:07):
Nick Jonas has just announced his first solo album in
nearly five years.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
It's going to be called Sunday Best.

Speaker 3 (17:15):
And he did this during a performance that he was
doing with the Jonas brothers. So it's like all cute
and they're doing their thing, and he's like, hey, everybody,
I'm coming back all by myself. Sweet not to be
like like that reacts what I was expecting.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
But okay, I'm not excited about that, but you're excited.
But have you heard Kevin's new song? I know, good
for him, right, Yeah. He was always in the background,
just singing background vocals and finally got up the courage
to sing. I learned all this in the past. Maybe
got up to Curtis to sing, and they let him
sing and he released his own song and it's actually
not bad. It's good.

Speaker 7 (17:49):
Again.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
They just couldn't let Kevin have his moment or something.
Kind of well, I think that. I think Kevin was
just scared, like he was very nervous to sing. You know,
he doesn't sure about his voice and all that stuff.
So it's a big confidence booster for him.

Speaker 4 (18:04):
Is that birth control again, that's not mine.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
Somebody's alarm is going off here? That is mine. I'm
so sorry. Victoria's birth control alarms just went off text
in four one oh six one remind her to take
her birth control. Okay, that always goes off at the
same time every day and she forgets the turns off.
So just so you know, everybody that listens to the show,
right now is the time. So Victoria's taking her birth
control every day. So pause at this time every single

(18:27):
morning if you want.

Speaker 10 (18:28):
To, you can't.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
Yeah, I was like, it's not mine. Look at your
clock right now, and then like on Saturday morning, when
you see this time roll around, just be like it's
time for Victoria. Oh that's what's trending now, all right.
And also now it's time to give somebody a prize

(18:50):
for dirty Little Santa. Hey, hey, hey, take a phone
call right now and you get to choose between stocking
number one or stalking number two. One of them has
a great prize and one of them could have a
yeldling pickle or something like that. Also, remember don't curse
on the radio, please and thank you even if you
get a picker. Hello is this? I was like, did
I curse? Hello him?

Speaker 10 (19:13):
I am ill? Did I win?

Speaker 2 (19:16):
Well?

Speaker 1 (19:16):
It was it random collar. So you don't even have
to be one O six. What's your name? Why?

Speaker 10 (19:23):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (19:24):
So, oh wow, what's your name? Kind sir? I'm Jeff
Jeff nice to meet you man. All right, Jeff, So
you can pick between stocking number one or stalking number two,
and one of them has a really great prize and
the other one I don't care. It's got something, man,
there's something that thing. Can we do it every single

(19:45):
day at this time. So what stocking would you like?
One or two?

Speaker 10 (19:52):
I'll pick stocking number two.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
Stocking number two. All right? Yeah, are you ready to
find out what you've won?

Speaker 10 (20:01):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (20:01):
Please, You've won two hundred dollars Habitude salon, a gift card,
beats and Beats solo headphones. Good talking, Jeff, Congratulations, good choice.
Congrat Thank you yeap, hang on the phones when we
get your information. Okay, all right, thank you. Eight thirty.

(20:21):
Every day your chance to win a great prize or
a not so great prize. He said, it's still something. Yeah,
you won't walk away empty handed. You might want him
to be empty but you won't be empty handed.

Speaker 4 (20:32):
It's time to catch a cheater.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
Only on the Jubil Show, Sophie is on the phone
today for to catch a Cheater. And she's been with
her boyfriend John for three years, but now she thinks
that he might be messing around. So hopefully we can
help her out and hopefully he's not. But Sophie, what's
going on? Why do you think John might be cheating
on you?

Speaker 11 (20:50):
Well, honestly, I just feel like he's been really checked
out lately.

Speaker 13 (20:53):
And you stopped talking to me about work, about our
Christmas plans, about anything really, and I just feel like
he's like halfway out the door emotionally, and like he's
keeping me on the arm's length to soften the blow,
like he hasn't told me what's wrong yet, and it's
just been like a gradual thing, like little by little.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
Yeah, Sane, that's hard.

Speaker 3 (21:16):
So recently, what is the thing that's going on that's
making you feel like there's somebody else in the picture?

Speaker 13 (21:21):
Well, okay, So normally this time of year, when things
flow down, we're like, we have closing nights together, we
watch holiday movies, we.

Speaker 11 (21:29):
Just kind of eat into the holiday.

Speaker 13 (21:30):
But everything has felt off lately and we haven't been
able to do any of that. And then last week,
when I borrowed his phone to check on my Amazon package,
a text from the contact is just stages the letter day,
and it said, this is our little secret, this is
so fun and I'd better see your hear tomorrow, winky.

Speaker 1 (21:51):
Face whoa yikes. Okay, I'm like, how else could that?
How else could you take that? I mean, that feels
like that's pretty spelled out right.

Speaker 11 (22:01):
And he said that it was just an inside joke
with his coworker, And then I wouldn't get.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
It, okay, except like I've been.

Speaker 13 (22:10):
Around his co worker doesn't the times, so I don't.
I don't get it. Yeah, and he doesn't even have
a coworker named Jay.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
Oh weird.

Speaker 4 (22:18):
Then why would you say that you're making a word
for yourself, dude?

Speaker 1 (22:22):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 11 (22:23):
Just everything feels like a lie.

Speaker 13 (22:25):
And then like every night for the past month he's
been going Christmas shopping. But I'm just so confused. And
then he says he has to work late a most
nights too, but his job hasn't changed, his routine hasn't changed.
It's just him that's different, Hu, And I know something's
going on, So I just I have to know what
it is, because honestly, my heart cannot take this anymore.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
How did he act when you confronted him about that
text message? Was he super defensive or he just tried to.

Speaker 11 (22:52):
Laugh at all? Like it was a joke. It was awkward, honestly, is.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
It normal for him? Is your Christmas shopping so far
in advance? Oh yeah, he's a dude. Yes, Christmas Day
pretty much. Yeah, that's also surprising. That's why I asked. Okay, well,
what did the text say again?

Speaker 13 (23:12):
It said that this is our little secret, this is
so much fun, and I'd better see her after tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
Winky say, okay, yeah, that's pretty really bad. Yeah it does.

Speaker 9 (23:25):
All right.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
You already told us what grocery store he's a rewards
card member at. So we'll play a song come Back,
and then call him and pretend to be from the
grocery store and say that every single month, we choose
one lucky Rewards member who gets free flowers delivered from
our Florida department, and we'll see if he sends those
to you or to somebody else. Okay, all right, we'll
get your To Catch a Cheater right after this. Right
in the middle of To Catch a Cheater, and if
you're just joining us, Sophie is on the phone and

(23:46):
she thinks that her boyfriend of three years named John
might be messing around. So we're about to call him
and pretend to be from the grocery store that he's
a rewards card member at, and say that every single month,
we choose one lucky rewards member who gets free flowers
delivered from our floral department, and we'll see if he
sends those to his girlfriends Sophie or to somebody else.
But before we do that, Sophie, why don't you break

(24:07):
down why you think he's cheating again for us?

Speaker 10 (24:09):
Real quick? He's just been.

Speaker 13 (24:11):
Really distant lately. He's always working late or going Christmas
shopping at really weird hours. And then the text on
his phone that said, this is our little secret, this
is so much fun and I'd better see your tomorrow linky.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
Faith okay, and that a part text was from somebody
named Jay.

Speaker 11 (24:30):
Yeah just one letter than just one letter?

Speaker 1 (24:32):
J okay? Thanks? Well, are you ready for us to
call him?

Speaker 11 (24:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (24:37):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 10 (24:50):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
Hi, this is Corby calling from grocers. I was looking
for our rewards card member named John. Yeah, Hi John,
Please don't hang up. This is not a mark phone call.
I'm actually calling with a big congrats here this month's winner.
Thank you so much for shopping with us. I'm not
sure if you can hear us all clapp in here.
Thank you very much for your business and being such
a loyal customer.

Speaker 10 (25:13):
Yeah. Thanks. What do I win?

Speaker 1 (25:16):
Oh? The flowers? Maybe you didn't know. Every single month
we choose one Lucky Rewards card member to say thank
you very much for shopping with us. You've just won
thirty six long stim red roses, a box of candy
or chocolate, and a card to be delivered to anybody
that you want, absolutely free. It's a three hundred and
sixteen dollars value.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
Actually, oh wow.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
And there is no purchase necessary. I will not ask
you for any credit card information. It's just our little
way of saying thank you very much. And it's very
simple too. I can take down the information in just
a few minutes over the phone. I'm prepared to do
that right now if you already knew who you wanted
to send them to. I can also set up a
time and call you back. Or you can always come
down to the store and stand in the customer service
line and just wait a little bit and then fill

(25:56):
all the forms.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
Whatever is easier for you.

Speaker 10 (26:00):
Yeah, no, we can. Yeah, I can send them to
someone here.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
Oh great, do you want to do it now?

Speaker 10 (26:06):
Sure? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (26:07):
Okay, perfect. And like I said, you'll get confirmations in
your email on all of this before we're even off
the phone. The first thing I would need from you
would be the first and last name of the person
that you want to send them to, and then anything
you want I might want to put on a card,
and then we'll get the address and that is it.
Be good to go. Thank you again for your business.

Speaker 10 (26:25):
Yeah. Sure, let's send them to Katie.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
Katie. Okay, I got that. K A T Y k
A T I E gotcha Katie. Okay, Katie, Katie got that?
All right? Is there anything that you want to put
on a card to Katie before we get the address?

Speaker 10 (26:45):
Okay, let's put you went above and beyond and I'm
so grateful to you.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
Okay.

Speaker 10 (26:53):
Can you also put emji?

Speaker 1 (26:55):
Yes? I can, absolutely great.

Speaker 10 (26:58):
Let's do a heart emoji.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
Heart emoji. You're so You're so grateful heart emogi. Yeah,
got that. And at this point, John, I'm gonna let
you know that this is not the grocery store at all.
This is actually the Jewbell Show. It's a radio show.

Speaker 14 (27:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
Hi, I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria. I'm a producer Freeze
and my name is Jebel and how are you? Yeah,
we do a segment on the show called to Catch
a Cheater where if you think your significant other might
be messing around, you see who they send flowers to,
and your girlfriend of three years, Sophie is actually on
the phone and probably asked some questions.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
Yea, god, I do it?

Speaker 11 (27:34):
Who is Katie? If you're the one that was texting
you the most.

Speaker 10 (27:40):
Sophie, It's okay, It's not what you think it is.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
It's okay. It's probably not the words.

Speaker 11 (27:46):
What am I supposed to think?

Speaker 13 (27:47):
You ben pulling away for a week, You're hiding your phone,
You're saying, who is Katie?

Speaker 10 (27:52):
Okay, all right, it's not I know what this looks like.
It's not what it is.

Speaker 11 (28:00):
Okay, Then tell me who Katie is right now? I
feel like I don't even know you anymore?

Speaker 10 (28:04):
Like who is she? Okay, Sophie, calm down, calm down?

Speaker 9 (28:09):
Who is Katie?

Speaker 10 (28:11):
Okay? Okay, I shouldn't have said calm down. I can explain.
It's not Get that faster.

Speaker 11 (28:19):
Tell me who Katie is right now?

Speaker 10 (28:21):
First of all, I'm not cheating on you.

Speaker 11 (28:24):
Then what are you doing?

Speaker 10 (28:25):
That's Christmas stuff? And I don't want to tell you.

Speaker 13 (28:29):
Yeah, that sounds like a bunch of bullsh because you've
never done Christmas stuff before.

Speaker 11 (28:32):
What does that even mean?

Speaker 10 (28:34):
Okay, well maybe once, just for once, I'm trying to
do things early, and you can get all up. Katie
is somebody she works at Oh god, I'm Katie is

(28:55):
a salesperson at the dealership. Because I'm buying you a
jeep for Christmas, and I've been working late because I'm
trying to afford this jeep because I didn't have a
down payment, and Katie has been hiding it from other
customers so that they didn't take it. So Merry Christmas.

Speaker 11 (29:15):
Wait, will you bring me a jeep?

Speaker 10 (29:19):
Yeah? And Katie could have lost her job because you're
not supposed to do that to hide it from these
other customers, because there was a bunch of interested people
in this friggin jeep. So like, really, really, Sophie, Oh well.

Speaker 11 (29:36):
I guess I like Katie. Why don't you tell me?

Speaker 1 (29:42):
But I mean really, In Sophie's defense, so that was
some sketchy stuff.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
And you gotta love that she loves you so much
that she'd be mad if you were cheating.

Speaker 10 (29:48):
Yeah, oh, if you know I would never cheat on you.
I mean, well, now you know what your Christmas gift is.
I'm supposed to pick it up next week. Wanted it
to be a surprise.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
Still a surprise.

Speaker 11 (30:02):
I'll tend to be surprised.

Speaker 13 (30:05):
This is actually the best person ever, because I thought
you were cheating on me, and now I'm getting a
new car.

Speaker 4 (30:18):
The Jewel shows to catch a cheetah.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
Good morning. Can I take your order?

Speaker 11 (30:22):
I'm gonna tall.

Speaker 10 (30:24):
A large black coffee?

Speaker 1 (30:26):
Large black coffee. Do you mean a venty?

Speaker 3 (30:29):
No?

Speaker 1 (30:29):
I mean a large? He means aventi.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
The biggest funny that venty is large.

Speaker 9 (30:33):
No venti is twenty.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
Yeah, large is large. In fact, cole is large and
grande is Spanish for large. Venti's the only one that
doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations,
You're stupid in three languages. Almost time for America's favorite
trivia game, You versus Victoria. Your chance to take on
Victoria Ramirez in a game of trivia for Dave Chappelle tickets.

(30:56):
So call us up right now eight eight eight three
four to three one us one eight eight eight three
four three one O six one. You can also dm
us at the Jewbel Show or go to the Jewilshow
dot com if you think you have what it takes
to transform transform Victoria into a cautionary tale told at
game Nights for centuries, doomed to face the forgotten corners
of the Internet, clutching a warped USB stick filled with

(31:18):
half remembered facts and Mom, I was so close. I
lost collects on our unused potential. Oh, I think you
can make that happen. You can't.

Speaker 7 (31:28):
You want to know a fun fact that I found
out this weekend or something a fact. It's just the
craziest thing that happened is I was trying to school
all my siblings because they.

Speaker 4 (31:34):
Were asking me these questions. They're like, how do you
do so bad? And I'm like, pretty easy, it's horrible.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
Literally, I was like, you want to try these?

Speaker 7 (31:41):
So I started asking them all the all the questions
from like the past week. The stepbrother knew almost every
single answer, no reason.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
I was like, why do you know you that's your
step brother?

Speaker 9 (31:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (31:53):
How about your real brother?

Speaker 4 (31:54):
Oh yeah no he didn't know them.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
Yes, right after this.

Speaker 10 (32:03):
Can you fly this plane and land it? Surely you
can't be serious? I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for Dave Chappelle. Tickets today, and remember you
can always stream the show on the iHeartRadio app. Please
do so, actually stream please, and you can always check
out the podcast there or wherever you get your podcasts,
or you can go to the jubilshow dot com. All right, now,

(32:31):
let's be today's contestant for you verus Victoria.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
Rob.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
What's up?

Speaker 2 (32:34):
Rob?

Speaker 1 (32:34):
How are you?

Speaker 4 (32:37):
I'm doing all right?

Speaker 1 (32:37):
How about yourself? Wonderful? Thank you for asking? Are you
prepared to take on Victoria?

Speaker 4 (32:42):
To be demolished by Victoria's I think you meant to say.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
The question is, is anyone ever prepared to take it
on Victoria?

Speaker 3 (32:50):
Oh that's a great bent on it because the answer
is no.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
All right, for different reasons, We're going send Victoria out
of the studio and the game is played like this.
You have thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass and Victoria
has to beat you outright to win.

Speaker 10 (33:11):
Okay, sounds like a winner. Bring it home?

Speaker 9 (33:15):
All right?

Speaker 1 (33:15):
Here we go, Rob, Your time starts now.

Speaker 3 (33:18):
Which superhero is known as the Caped Crusader? The Alchemist
is the best selling novel by which Brazilian author path
What is the lead singer of the or who is
the lead singer of the band?

Speaker 1 (33:32):
You two, not me?

Speaker 8 (33:36):
Pa?

Speaker 1 (33:37):
What's the fastest growing plant on Earth? Daniel line?

Speaker 3 (33:43):
Which sea creature can survive being frozen? And thought multiple times?

Speaker 1 (33:48):
Oh damn, I'm the one to eat that.

Speaker 10 (33:51):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
All right, we'll bring Victoria back into the studio, and
while she's getting settled and putting her headphones on, Rob,
here's a question for you. If you had to replace
Santa with a different mythical creature, who would take Santa's job?

Speaker 11 (34:09):
Mmm?

Speaker 1 (34:12):
Probably oh Christmas? YETI I like that. That's a good call, Actually, Victoria,
if you had to replace Santa with a different mythical creature,
who would it be?

Speaker 7 (34:21):
I was thinking Bigfoot because he could a we would
know he's live, be I think funny?

Speaker 1 (34:26):
Kind of Are they the same? Is he big fun?
Big Foot?

Speaker 12 (34:31):
Yet?

Speaker 13 (34:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (34:32):
Yeah, I believe so. Unless Rob is his gang name, Robi,
you weren't talking about the cooler the Yeddi cooler? Were you.

Speaker 10 (34:41):
Only on tailgat?

Speaker 1 (34:44):
I think they are the same, I think, yeah?

Speaker 10 (34:47):
Are you sure?

Speaker 1 (34:48):
I thought YETI was an all white like a snow,
like a bottom of snow.

Speaker 4 (34:53):
It's like a snow big Yeah, I'm.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
Asking AI right now. Is a Yetti the same as
bigfoot Yedi? The same? Good question? I mean they look
the same. Show Adhd is kicking in right now. Well,
we need to know the answer to that now. It's important,
not exactly it says, but they're kind of cousins.

Speaker 9 (35:15):
Ok.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
You guys picked family members. Yeah you're you're right there, Rob,
But Yetti is also called the Abominable Snowman. Would be fun. Yeah,
and the bigfoot lives in North American forests.

Speaker 7 (35:27):
You know, good Sanna olaf I thought of it from
the Abominable Snowman, but like.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
A polar bear and a grizzly bear. Yeah pretty much. Okay,
now that we got that out of the way, here,
answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,
you know what. We just won. We both just won
off of your question there. Yeah, all right, If you
don't know when, just say passed and Rob you can
tell Victoria when to go?

Speaker 3 (35:56):
Which superhero is known as the Cape Crusader? Uh, Superman
the Alchemist is the best selling novel by which Brazilian author.

Speaker 7 (36:06):
Was named swift.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
Novelist. Who's a novel? Who writes novel?

Speaker 3 (36:11):
I don't know, past, I don't know who's the lead
singer of the band?

Speaker 1 (36:14):
You two? You wait? What YouTube? You too? The band?
What about it? Oh? Who's the lead singer? I don't know, past.
What's the fastest growing plant on Earth? Trees? No question,
it doesn't matter. Let's send it over the scoreboard and
see how you guys did with our scoreboard producer Trees.

Speaker 5 (36:37):
After a long, extended period of tabulations, we've got the
caller was zero and Victoria was zero.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
Serious love. That means you win. Congratulations, you meet Victoria
because the tie goes see you can get the trees question.
I know, good job, rob zero zero tie and Robbie
Dave Schappelle tickets just for playing to.

Speaker 10 (36:59):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
Let's get the answer on the family.

Speaker 3 (37:04):
There you go, Let's get the Cape Crusader is Batman
the Alchemist is the best selling novel by Paulo. I
don't know how to say his last name, Colo Anyway,
it's a great book. If you haven't read it, you
read it. I have read it. I own it if
you'd like to borrow it. Of the band you Two
is Bono?

Speaker 1 (37:24):
Who is you two? You too too? The band? It's
the band. I was like, what me too? Wow, you've
heard you two songs? I know you've heard you two
songs before. I honestly can't even think. Definitely got their
album on your iPhone. It's a beautiful day. They were
like Coldplay before Coldplay. Oh that's kind of cool irish.

(37:45):
Oh that's fun. And Bono's daughter is in that one
show we like on Netflix. What show I'll get there?
Drummer yet? Yeah? Crazy.

Speaker 3 (37:55):
The fastest growing plan on Earth is the bamboo and
the sea creature that can survive being frozen and thought
multiple times is the wood frog.

Speaker 1 (38:02):
I have no idea. Yeah, thank you for playing man.

Speaker 2 (38:07):
Right?

Speaker 10 (38:08):
Well what frog was here?

Speaker 1 (38:11):
Yeah? It is? We play you Verse Victoria the same
time every single weekday morning. Remember if you want to play,
just dms at the Jubile Show or go to the
jubilshow dot Com First Date follow up powered by the
Advocates Injury Attorneys Online at Advocates law dot com. Mark
is on the phone today for our first date follow up,
and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Sasha. So
in a few minutes we'll call her and see if

(38:32):
she's hell us, why she's ghosting him, and maybe get
him another date. But first, Mark, how long has it
been since you heard from Sasha.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
It's been about a couple of weeks now, Okay.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
Have you been reaching out to her during that time?

Speaker 2 (38:43):
Yeah, I mean I've called a couple of times, I've
texted and been no reply, And that's why I'm calling you,
guys design and see if we can figure out what's
going on.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
Well, why don't you tell us about how you met
her and then the date and stuff.

Speaker 2 (38:57):
Yeah, so we met on Hinge and I just immediately
found her to be so beautiful and classy. I mean
one of her photos she was even wearing pearls and
I thought that was So we started chatting and she
told me how she always wanted to go to Paris,
so I thought for a date, we could go to

(39:19):
this Parisian cafe and get coffee and croissants, which I
thought was perfect cold wear.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
No, yeah, that's definitely.

Speaker 3 (39:32):
That's a cute idea though, Yeah, I thought so too.

Speaker 10 (39:35):
I thought so too.

Speaker 2 (39:36):
So we you know, we had our croissants and our
coffee and we're talking, laughing, and you know, she shared
so much of her life stories with me. I just
felt like she really wanted me to know her, which
you know, was just so sweet. And we were supposed
to go on a bike ride, but then her roommate
reached out that she needed to be taken care of.
So I was okay with that because I love that

(39:56):
she's good to her friends. But uh, after that, I
I never really heard from her again.

Speaker 3 (40:02):
So what did she say to you, or like, what
was the interaction like after her roommate called, or like
as you guys were going your separate ways.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
Well, you know, we were supposed to go on this
bike ride and she kind of had a dodge out,
so I gave her a hug, and you know, she's
had she had a great time, and that was basically it.
I said, you know, i'll call you later, And when
I called, I got no answer. I texted a couple

(40:29):
of times of the course of the last few days
and no response.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
Is her roommate okay, I hope, So not to freak out,
but you don't think it was one of those things
where someone says, hey, i'll text you on the sly
and then you call me and then I'll say I
have to go if you're on a day you don't like.
Do you think that could have been a thing.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
I don't think. I don't think I didn't get that vibe.
I mean, she was opening up so much to me
about like her life and her family and her friends.
I just felt like she was she was having a
really great time. I mean, the only thing I can
think of is like, I mean, there's a bunch of
people checking me out in the cafe, which you know,
sometimes I'm a little awkward, but I do kind of
look like overal life Superman at times, so I was

(41:12):
getting a lot of.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
But I just wanted to, Okay, you look like a
real life Superman. What does that like? Are you like ripped?

Speaker 2 (41:21):
I got this Park Kent kind of swirl to my
hair and I've been compared a lot to it. But
my eyes were on her. I don't know.

Speaker 10 (41:28):
I don't know if that was anything that she.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
Was nervous about, but.

Speaker 10 (41:33):
Yeah, I don't think.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
Anything was wrong with the find. I just genuinely thought.

Speaker 10 (41:37):
She had to go help her.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
Did you tell her that you look like Superman at
any point, because that also.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
Could have been Yeah, No, no, I did.

Speaker 1 (41:46):
Not lucky you. You're on a date with Superman, I know,
all right, and you didn't get kiss or anything right
at the end of the day.

Speaker 2 (41:57):
No, I was gonna you know, I was. I'm just
trying to go for it. But there's a bunch of
people outside the shop of the Parisian coffee shop, and
I just felt like a warm hub was the right move.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
Okay, all right, Well we'll figure it out where you
will play a song, come back, and then call her
and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting you
and maybe get you another date.

Speaker 2 (42:16):
Okay, thank you, I appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
Glas, I'll come back get your first day follow up next.
If you're just joining us for today's first date follow up.
Mark is on the phone and he's getting ghosted by Sasha.
So we're about to call her and see if she'll
tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him
another date. But before we do that, Mark, why don't
you catch us up on your situation.

Speaker 2 (42:33):
Yeah, well, I met this beautiful girl named Sasha. We
went on. Hinge went on the stat date to Parisian cafe,
had a great time. And now I haven't heard from her,
and I want to know why.

Speaker 1 (42:46):
Well, and you do think it's because you look like
Superman maybe and you were getting checked out a lot.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
I'm just worried. I'm just worried that she was aware
of that people were looking at me. That's all right.
I don't know if that that can be kind of boy,
that was the reason.

Speaker 3 (43:00):
If you're somebody that's super hot that everybody's staring at
you do feel like such a neat you know.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
I get that. Well, we're ready for us to call her. Yeah, yes, please,
here we go. Hello him, I speaking to Sasha please
this year? Sasha? Hi, how are you? My name is Jubel.

(43:26):
I'm calling from a radio show. It's called the Jubil Show.

Speaker 14 (43:28):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
I'm Nina also on the show. Hi, I'm Victoria.

Speaker 2 (43:31):
Oh Hi.

Speaker 1 (43:34):
Do you listen to the show ever?

Speaker 8 (43:36):
Sometimes?

Speaker 12 (43:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (43:37):
You guys agreed, this is so crazy than you.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
You know why we're calling you.

Speaker 11 (43:43):
I have a suspicion, and I'm it's about it.

Speaker 10 (43:46):
That's suspicion being true.

Speaker 1 (43:48):
What do you think it is? What's your suspicion.

Speaker 8 (43:51):
Is it second.

Speaker 1 (43:53):
Date the first day? Follow up, Yes, you are ghosting
somebody who.

Speaker 2 (44:01):
Knows a sneaking suspicion.

Speaker 1 (44:05):
That it's Mark, and you're correct, She has answered, Yeah.

Speaker 8 (44:13):
Well, because I don't really ghost that often, but this
was a unique experience.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
Really, okay, would you mind telling us why you're ghosting him?

Speaker 2 (44:25):
He was just so gross I'm sorry.

Speaker 10 (44:27):
That was like the played in the most easiest.

Speaker 2 (44:29):
Way to say it.

Speaker 14 (44:30):
He just he was burping the throughout the entire date,
and like the first time was just kind of because
it was loud and he didn't say excuse me or
anything like that, but then it just kind of just
kept happening, and so like I felt like I had
to keep talking so that I didn't have to engage

(44:51):
with him, and it was it was it was just
so uncomfortable, thoroughly grossed out.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
Was it just really loud or was it kind of
under his breath? I mean, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (45:03):
That's the thing.

Speaker 8 (45:04):
I get that burping is natural, but there are ways
that you can kind of.

Speaker 10 (45:08):
Minimize the damage.

Speaker 8 (45:10):
Like you can kind of put it under your breath,
you can cover your mouth, you can say excuse me.
But like none of that was happening, but the burping
in itself kept happening over and over. It just felt
like super disrespectful and just I was so turned.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
Off and grossed out.

Speaker 1 (45:28):
Really, I mean, I mean I wouldn't love that either.
Like in the place you were at, he was just burping.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
Loudly, yes, constantly. It was just it was.

Speaker 8 (45:38):
So frequent and so loud, Like it almost got to
the point where, you know, like a Homer Simpson when
he belches, like it was kind of ripple.

Speaker 10 (45:46):
Like that's what I felt like.

Speaker 8 (45:47):
Maybe he wasn't that bad, but like that's what kind
of I started to feel like was happening.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
Like I was just, oh, I can't even Okay, Well
you didn't tell us that. No, it sounded like a
very pleasant day. Yeah, maybe you forgot or maybe you
haven't heard enough first day follow up to know that
he's actually on the phone listening and wants to.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
Mark whoa, Yeah, Hi, Sasam. Sorry, I don't I honestly
don't know what you're talking about. I mean, I worked
a couple of times because I've been dealing with some
like specilated acid reflex. Oh I'm sorry to hear that.

Speaker 8 (46:30):
Why did we go to coffee? Like, that's not going
to help the situation.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
And you know, well because I wanted to take you
to a Parisian cafe. I mean, is the real reason
that because I look like Superman?

Speaker 1 (46:43):
What?

Speaker 2 (46:50):
Sorry?

Speaker 10 (46:50):
Sorry, that's not nice. I'm sorry.

Speaker 8 (46:53):
Okay, No, no, that's not the reason. Yes, you you
are an objective attractive man.

Speaker 10 (47:01):
But if you're.

Speaker 8 (47:03):
Wondering about the why people were looking at you, it
was because you were burping so much that people were
concerned that you were going to be sick.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
Are you sure that people weren't just looking at me
because of how I look?

Speaker 8 (47:19):
Oh? No, I'm sorry. I like it was not attractive.
They were not.

Speaker 2 (47:26):
Looking at you because you were attractive.

Speaker 8 (47:28):
They were looking at you because they were disgusted.

Speaker 10 (47:31):
I'm so sorry.

Speaker 3 (47:33):
I can't even help but ask, like, Burt, are you okay?
Because to be burping that much, I don't know if
that's normal.

Speaker 2 (47:38):
Yeah. I've been on a different medication to try and
deal with my reflux. It's just been a struggle bus.

Speaker 10 (47:45):
But I'm doing much better.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
Thanks, Okay. You know, like Sasha, you say you want
to go to France, but you really probably shouldn't go
to France, because in other countries it's actually considered polite
to burp?

Speaker 1 (47:57):
Is it all.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
Them into the shame?

Speaker 8 (48:02):
Well, even if that's true, here in the stage, I
like it when if someone burbs that they at least
they excuse me or cover their mouth or something along
those lines.

Speaker 2 (48:13):
Maybe I'm reaching.

Speaker 8 (48:14):
For the stars here, but that is something that I
am looking for.

Speaker 2 (48:18):
Blatant respective you they excuse me, I usually say excuse me,
but I was you were telling these beautiful stories. I
didn't want to interrupt you. I was time to respect you.

Speaker 1 (48:30):
Sasha. Would you like to do one another day with Mark?
Will pay for it?

Speaker 2 (48:33):
And you know what, I didn't know that she was
still close minded, So I honestly don't know that this
is going to work out.

Speaker 11 (48:43):
Closed minded?

Speaker 2 (48:44):
What do you What do you mean? I mean, maybe
you can't just be present, accept the person for how
they are. I mean, burbing happens.

Speaker 8 (48:56):
Yeah, I get that, it's just how you handle it that,
you know, really changes things, and how you handle it
was just not it for me.

Speaker 2 (49:07):
That's fine. I mean somebody who accept me, accept me
for my birse too.

Speaker 1 (49:13):
Well, sorry no second date, Mark, but it sounds like
you're fine, with that.

Speaker 10 (49:18):
Yeah, I think it's for the best.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
You will first date.

Speaker 9 (49:24):
Follow up?

Speaker 1 (49:24):
What is your favorite Christmas song? It's It's a double show,
and it's the time of year when wherever you look
it's nothing but Christmas music. Some people love it and
some people stay locked inside trembling at the thought of
having to hear Mariah carries All I Want for Christmas

(49:45):
One More Time. That's song. Ever Well, an article is
going viral that says what your favorite Christmas song says
about your personality. So give me three minutes and then
we'll tell you what your favorite Christmas song says about you.
It's coming up next. It's the Double Show. Is the show?

(50:11):
What is your favorite Christmas song? I asked because there's
an article going viral that tells you what your favorite
Christmas song says about your personality. And we'll go over
it right now so you can see what holiday classic
you love and what it says about you as a person.
I love it. Here are some of the Christmas songs

(50:33):
from the study Last Christmas by Wham Classic. They say
that if you like Last Christmas by Wham, it exhibits
signs of emotional rumination and recursive memory. Loops, oh big word.
Romantization of past pain is a dominant trait. Aesthetic sensitivity

(50:55):
is high, and especially towards soft light and melancholy snowfall
imagery interesting. So so basically your emo after Holidays, honestly
says with holiday behavior, they buy their own gift and
tags it from their ex as a joke. They sing

(51:17):
the chorus into a wine bottle after two sipsom are
lowo and they get caught staring at old Instagram stories
under the missiletoe. That's if you like Last Christmas by
Wham as your favorite Christmas song, I feel like a
lot of people do that around the holidays. This would
be one.

Speaker 4 (51:31):
This would be my favorite Christmas song.

Speaker 7 (51:33):
If I had an X to sing this about, like
last Christmas, if I had someone to sing this about,
I would be singing this song.

Speaker 4 (51:38):
But since I don't.

Speaker 1 (51:39):
When I do sing it, it's kind of like you're
like last Christmas, I gave you my heart. This is
so cool. I have to myself that I bring it
back to myself. Unfortunately, going over his study, that's going
viral of what your favorite Christmas song says about your personality.
If rocking around the Christmas Tree is your favorite Christmas song,
it says that you present as extroverted, nostalgia prone, and

(52:01):
rhythm motivated person. You tend to exhibit unfiltered joy, mild exhibitionism.
Oh that's fun, rocking around the Christmas tree, and group
leadership during unstructured social activities. What I don't know.

Speaker 3 (52:17):
I just picturing my brother and my nephew that dance
around the Christmas tree to this song. I don't know
about the exhibitionism part, because that's too much.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
It says that your holiday behavior, if rocking around the
Christmas tree is your favorite holiday song, is you do
a split in the living room if you're playing a
game like charades, you're that person. Oh that's pretty accurate.
A dozen cookies for co workers without being asked, and
you wear jingle bell ear rings everywhere. You're just too
excited for Christmas. Yeah, you're just two in the holidays period.

(52:47):
Okay with the cookies, Okay.

Speaker 3 (52:50):
With all of it. Really where it's not my favorite
Christmas song, but I'm okay with it. Where are those
shingle bell earrings and popping the split?

Speaker 1 (52:56):
Nina?

Speaker 7 (52:56):
I feel like you would be the exact opposite. You
would be like Okay, girl, calm down, like this is
way too.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
Much right now?

Speaker 3 (53:01):
Christmas not around really, this is the time where it's
turn up time every day?

Speaker 1 (53:07):
Are you zerious? Yeah? Lit like a Christmas tree? If
is your favorite Christmas tune? And this is what they
say it says about your personality. You're a disinhibited, multi
lingual in spirit type of person, often operating at a
cognitive decibel above the group. So you're loud, exhibits celebration,

(53:30):
hyper focus, and low threshold for shame related behaviors. Is
this your favorite song, Vitoria? Honest, this is one of
my favorite songs. Yeah, your holiday behavior. You're the type
of person to scream the chorus louder each year despite
zero Spanish fluency. That's true, and I know Victoria has.
But most people that like this song, you know what

(53:50):
I mean, they give me a solo. It's okay. They
dance with the inflatable lawn decorations unprompted. And there's the
tipe to teach grandma how to salsa with a cinnamon
stick cinemastick.

Speaker 3 (54:06):
Do you think that would be kind of like similar
to the Hawaiian one? You know, there's the Hawaiian song.

Speaker 1 (54:12):
Yeah, Oh, as long as that poss is the thing
to say.

Speaker 15 (54:20):
Oh no, Bride Hawaiian Christmas Day exactly. I live reading
that we bring to you, Bride Hawaiian Christmas Day.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
You tell my favorite is I guess? Huh? We're going
over a new study that's out that says you can
tell what everything about your personality based on your favorite
Christmas song. If all I want for Christmas is your
favorite holiday song here we Go, which is most people's
favorite holiday song, love it. It says the subject demonstrates
high attachment tendencies paired with performative emotional expression, prone to

(55:01):
seasonal idealization and interpersonal dramatization, elevated dopamine response to auditory
nostalgia cues. Your holiday behavior is You're the type of
person to dress in red velvet quote unquote accidentally to
match the wrapping paper. How did that happen? I've worn
wrapping paper, make a grand entrance at every holiday party

(55:23):
ninety minutes late. And you're the type to force the
family dog to participate in a glitter themed TikTok this
for Christmas? Honestly accurate? That yeah text in four one
was that accurate about you? It's time for Nina's what's trending?

Speaker 3 (55:37):
Do you ever use public transportation? If you do, there's
something you need to watch out for. It's a trending
term called backdoor browsing, and it's happening on public transit all.

Speaker 1 (55:47):
The backdoor browsing. Okay, maybe it's a different definition, maybe
we're talking about something different. I'll tell you, Like, my
mind is going nowhere. Yeah, that's they really changed that, higle.

Speaker 3 (56:02):
I mean, I knew that's what was gonna happen, but
this is actually what the term is called. So I'll
tell you what backdoor browsing means, and it's not what
you think. In just a second. But first, this is
really interesting. Puerto Rican sign language is going to be
used during the Super Bowl pregame and halftime shows. Bad
Bunny is performing.

Speaker 1 (56:20):
Well, that's cool.

Speaker 3 (56:20):
This makes me really like a dumb statement. But I
did not know that there word was different sign language
for different languages, Like I thought sign language was a language.

Speaker 1 (56:30):
It was like American sign language. And then really other wise.

Speaker 7 (56:32):
If you think about it, there's different Like I didn't
know that either. In Spanish, it's like we they're like
everyone uses different terms in different like forms of like
I feel like words that that.

Speaker 4 (56:42):
Kind of makes sense.

Speaker 1 (56:43):
I hope there's a scandal. Like remember there was a
president who was giving an address a while back and
somebody got the job a sign language, but they faked
their way in a sign language. You can watch the
video and it's still on YouTube somewhere. It's hilarious because
you can tell they're not doing anything. They're just flay
on their hands around so funny. But then you can
also tell they know what did research to hire them.

Speaker 3 (57:04):
Yeah, it was so funny, though it's actually pretty bad,
like how do you actually that, especially with the president.

Speaker 1 (57:12):
Exactly and no idea. They're basically doing like the chicken
dance of.

Speaker 9 (57:18):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (57:19):
Well hopefully that's not what happens is during the super Bowl,
but it is fun to watch when it's like a
full blown performance like that because they move so fast.
I mean that's a.

Speaker 3 (57:26):
Workout, like you are singing in sign language and doing
the whole performance. So that's cool. This is also very interesting.
There's a new poll that shows Americans are turning their
backs on college. So there's a new pole that just
says most Americans are no longer seeking for your college degrees.

Speaker 1 (57:42):
They don't think it's worth the cost.

Speaker 7 (57:43):
We didn't decide that before I went to college.

Speaker 3 (57:46):
For me, back then, it was like, you go to
college or you're going to be on your own exactly.

Speaker 1 (57:53):
Nobody needs to know anything anymore.

Speaker 7 (57:54):
I for that, honestly, that's so true though, that and
everyone wants to be like I feel like social media
people's the which I.

Speaker 1 (58:01):
Don't feel like it's sad.

Speaker 4 (58:03):
Oh we need like actual people who can keep us alive.

Speaker 1 (58:07):
I knew AI was coming. That's why I never went
to college.

Speaker 3 (58:09):
Oh ok, well, the best part is there's one way
to get out of it. But I think the best
part about college isn't necessarily even the classes, because how
many people do you talk to you that went to college,
maybe like if you were in business or anything with numbers,
but like it was all about learning your social skills
and time management and like how you were going to
be in life and like dreaming and stuff.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
So why college was important for class? Like it was
also important for life.

Speaker 7 (58:35):
I feel like about football games, I learned no time management.

Speaker 1 (58:38):
Having fun?

Speaker 4 (58:39):
How do I get away with this?

Speaker 1 (58:40):
How alass can I get on a scooter to my class?
It's you, I can take it or how many more
can we do? Not very many.

Speaker 3 (58:50):
Imagine if you didn't do that, then you would be
like doing that in your fifties because you'd be like
reliving it and then you'd be like them.

Speaker 1 (58:57):
Friend. Yeah, I do feel.

Speaker 7 (58:59):
Like college is a good experience, like to go and
I don't know, I had good times.

Speaker 3 (59:02):
I defend it anyway, But that's how America feels now
back to back door backdoor browsing. America has also got
strong feels on this, and it's happening a lot in
public transportation. So really, what it is is if you're
sitting next to somebody and they're looking over onto your phone.
People sitting next to you are watching what you're watching.
They're reading your text message, and they're watching your face

(59:23):
times and that is called backdoor brow Okay.

Speaker 7 (59:25):
All I'm saying is something make it really easy to
do that, and so I can't help it, and I'm
a very I get distracted very easily.

Speaker 1 (59:32):
You are a backdoor browser.

Speaker 7 (59:33):
If you catch my attention, it's just you know, yes,
you've got to be quiet. I try to be quiet.

Speaker 1 (59:41):
But everyone like it's it's your post area will help
on that. Just add real quick at it.

Speaker 3 (59:54):
Oh no, beware, that is what's trendingles a little secret.

Speaker 1 (01:00:01):
Hello, Hello, you have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 11 (01:00:05):
Uh yeah, I do.

Speaker 16 (01:00:07):
Sweet, Okay, So basically I am secretly a genius hacker.

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
Oh nice.

Speaker 16 (01:00:17):
Yeah, I learned when I was younger, and I was
always really into coding, and I have a gift for it,
I'll just say that. And I know a lot of
tricks of the trade in my entire life. My brother
has pretty much teased me for this and sort of,
you know, especially when I was younger, just of course

(01:00:38):
said all the things about I was a nerd and
a geek and a loser and all.

Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
Of that, and I just whatever, it is, what it is.

Speaker 16 (01:00:47):
And now I'm an adult and I don't even think
he realizes my capabilities, if you will. And recently he
had been making a lot of jobs at me.

Speaker 10 (01:00:58):
Specifically.

Speaker 16 (01:01:00):
At my birthday party a couple months ago, he and
his wife announced that they were having a baby, which
is exciting and that's great.

Speaker 10 (01:01:08):
But.

Speaker 16 (01:01:11):
Yeah, it was so clear that he did this to
overshadow me and be on my birthday, like at my party.
So I after all these years, that was just sort
of the straw that broke the camel's back, and I
have decided. I decided in that moment to do something
a little crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
But I actually have hacked.

Speaker 16 (01:01:32):
Into his bank account and every month I have gone
in and I have deducted five hundred dollars from his account.
And the way I'm doing it is, I know when
he gets paid from his job, it's like a direct deposit,
and I essentially am just taking it out like from

(01:01:53):
that payment, so that he never even really sees it,
and he probably just thinks that that extra money has
gone into, you know, for one K or you know,
he's not even thinking that he's missing it, basically. And
I've been getting away with this now for a couple
of months, and I plan on doing it for a
while longer, and even in the new year, I'm considering

(01:02:14):
doubling it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
Oh wow, just went up.

Speaker 16 (01:02:20):
Yep, never underestimate your little sister.

Speaker 1 (01:02:23):
I'm telling you, well, thank you for telling us your
dirty little secret.

Speaker 12 (01:02:28):
Yep.

Speaker 16 (01:02:28):
Being a bully it comes back around, So watch out, bully.

Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
What's your dirty little secret?

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