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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The world today has gone to ashi double hockey sticks
in a handbasket. I tell ya why, in my day
things were so much better. These days you got everybody
with their faces stuffed into their phones, watching people dance
on the talk talk. Technology has ruined society. Why back
in my day there were no phones. We had telegrams,
(00:22):
and it took seven months to get you one. Oh,
I didn't know my mom had passed away for a
full year, and I was fine with it. Oh, it
was great back in the day. All these kids, they
spend their time talking about self care and protecting your
inner peace, and they're trying to be their own boss
and make their own money and make their own way
in life. It was so much better. When I was
(00:43):
a kid. Nobody talked about feelings, and all of us
were perfectly fine slaving away at a job for low
wages while the company we worked for got rich.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
We were stressed out, tired, overworked, and full up, full
of bottled up feelings that our societal standards told us
were wrong to express, and we loved it. That's how
a lot of people feel that it was better back
in the day. It's the jewbal show.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Yeah, I wonder if the thought, no, there's a new
level of stress.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
If you think things were better back in the day,
wait till you hear an article that's gone viral from
nineteen eighteen. It's written by one married woman giving marriage
advice to young ladies. Thanks over and next, and you
can see if you still agree it was better back
in the day. That's right after this. It's the double show.
Do you think that life was better back in the day,
It's the doewble Show. We'll see if you agree in
(01:32):
just a second, because an article has gone viral from
nineteen eighteen from a married woman giving advice to young
ladies on marriage. Oh yay, jeezuz different back then, so
they say life was a lot different back in the day.
Back in nineteen eighteen, things were definitely different. And let's
go over the article that's gone viral with some people
saying it should go back to this. Other people are saying,
(01:54):
thank goodness that it's not nineteen eighteen.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Men.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Yeah, mostly like everything all in there. Just feed me
and clothe me and bathe me.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Woman.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Well, let's go over this article from nineteen eighteen from
a woman giving marriage advice to young ladies on domestic
life and duty Duty says, embrace your role at home, eh,
before the war. A woman's place is firmly declared to
be within the home, adjacent to the stove, and never
more than twelve paces from a broom. For this is
(02:30):
from nineteen eighteen, the woman giving the young lady's advice
on marriage, So never more than twelve spaces from a broom,
Lady's I kind of get that, though, not now. Sorry,
we're about to go at it right now. Not now, please,
I'd hit somebody with the broom.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
But back then, I mean, if your man's at war,
like fighting a war, you feel like you gotta do
something to help something, So i'd at.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Least keep the house clean.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
Get back to them.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Yeah, I guess we are officially fourteen steps away from
the room. You've crossed the perimeter of where you should be.
Either carry the room with you or back up. A
patriotic it says, also says a patriotic duty women should
(03:14):
become kitchen soldiers, conserving meat, wheat, fats, and sugar.
Speaker 6 (03:18):
Oh okay, my thing is if you put me in
the kitchen, I'll go to the kitchen.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
That's fine.
Speaker 6 (03:25):
I can't like make sure your health is going to
be good for the next five years. You'll probably like,
there's no chance that you're going to say alive past
one year if I'm in the kitchen all day because
I'm not cooking anything great and let's be honest, shaking
nuggets again, Yes, you may just be going down sooner
than you think.
Speaker 7 (03:42):
So you'll stay in the kitchen as long as you're
in the will Yeah, okay, gotcha.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Another thing from this article that's gone viral from a
woman from nineteen eighteen who published an article to young
ladies on marriage, said to maintain a cheerful disposition. A
cheerful wife is considered essential to national morale. Oh see,
that's how much power women have. Always smile at all times,
even during thunderstorms. It sings softly while sweeping. It's all
(04:08):
about sweeping in the room. I've noticed.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
No vacuums.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Ensure that no man returning from war encounter a frown,
a sigh, or laundry on a chair. You know how
angry I'd be if I was at war and I
came home and I saw some laundry on a chair,
I would go right back into action. Sorrwe I was
sweeping my room was away, I couldn't get to the laundry.
(04:37):
I saw less carnage in Korea, believing thick of that laundry.
This is ridiculous. From going over an article from nineteen
eighteen from a woman giving advice to young ladies on marriage,
it also said, choose a man for his utility, not
his looks.
Speaker 7 (04:52):
Yeah, yeah, it's so much better back in the day.
I every morning I look up and look in the mirror.
I feel that way.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
I feel like we're starting to lean in that direction though,
because what are you going to do for me? Like,
if you're not going to be like cool and hot,
what can you do?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
It says make sure that your man has the ability
to light a fire under any weather condition. Oh I
like that. I would definitely be single in n eighteen.
There's nobody that will want me. Guys's rules were different too.
Owns a toolbox containing at least one real hammer. Yes,
I would still say that. I would appreciate that now.
I mean, yeah, but I have my own hammer, so
(05:29):
why don't need yours? Me too, But it's better to
have you know that, you know how that he can
use it.
Speaker 7 (05:32):
I just moved into a new apartment, and I put
everything up with the stickham things that.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
My daughter told me about on the command strips.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Yeah, but everything with the command strips about a week.
Everything's going to fall down.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
Right now, but next week and off it's asleep.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Also everything you just hear it fall. Also in this
article of nineteen eighteen, from a Woman to Young Women
on marriage, it says expect very little advice from n eighteen.
Husbands are lazy, selfish, and prone to wandering thoughts. Therefore,
(06:11):
expectations should be lower than the root celler Man eighteen.
Speaker 5 (06:17):
Exactly our what she's saying.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Hey, man, she was protecting her peace at all kinds.
She knew her power and she used.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
It with a broom. You wish to marry him, you
must remain merry and simply feed the brute. Stop it
really feed the brute means.
Speaker 7 (06:34):
Basically, yeah, keep him happy.
Speaker 8 (06:42):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
So basically that's from nineteen eighteen on how to become
a real wife.
Speaker 5 (06:49):
Happy wife, happy life.
Speaker 6 (06:50):
They say that is what they say, but that's the opposite.
What do you mean if you want me to be happy,
don't keep me in the kitchen. I don't want to
be near a broom. We're going to order an eye
robot down the street.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Listen, if we.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Divide our tasks, yeah, then I'm okay with it.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
I don't think there was any dividing tasks in nineteen eighteen. No,
not at all. That's when people say the world is better,
is better back in the day. I look at this
stuff and I'm like, what, Because you could hire a
robot to clean your house now back for you, then
you gotta worry about other stuff.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
If only thing I had to worry about was keeping
the floor clean, I might sleep a little.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Lean, was putting in an application via nights and anything.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
It's just stress stressed out.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
It's another jewbile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello,
it's a great day at dot com. This is Pete Eakins.
I was looking for our customer Jeff, who issue to
complain with us. I'm giving you a call back.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
This is he.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Thank you for finally calling me back. Are you going
to give me my refund now? Please? I've emailed you
ten times. The issue is I got a defective TV
that doesn't work and I need a refund.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Gotcha? Okay, Well let me just look into this for
you real quick. Okay, I'm just gonna pull some up
here and okay, I'm just gonna read a little something
to you. Okay, here, here he goes. Gratitude, not grand
or loud. It doesn't need a cheering crowd. It's toast
that's warm, a call at night, a porch light on
(08:21):
when skies are bright. It's finding peace and messy days,
oh almost on your so count your winds, so big
and small, and thank the weirdness most of all. It's
a little poem I wrote on gratitude. What do you think.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
That's horse?
Speaker 9 (08:38):
I don't know what that even has anything to do
with what we're talking about. How does that have anything
to do with the TV that you owe me a
refund for?
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Well, you know just what. I'm not hearing a lot
of in this phone call so far, Jeff. I'm hearing
a whole lot of like, I need my refund for
the TV that you ordered from us that was defective
that you still haven't got yet. But I'm not hearing
a whole lot of gratitude. And I like that.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Why would I have gratitude?
Speaker 9 (09:01):
I would have gratitude if you gave me my damn
refund for the TV.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Jeff, I just want you to think about that. Every
complaint is just a blessing in disguise, So you're basically
thriving right now if you think about it from a
gratitude standpoint.
Speaker 9 (09:15):
For you talking about just give me my refund. I
have called, I have emailed, and you have done nothing.
Just give me my damn refund for the TV it
was broken. I paid fifteen hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
I hear you, and I just want to encourage you
to be grateful because some people out there don't even
have a chance to call customer service at all or
have a complaint about a refund on a TV that
didn't work. You know there are people out there with
no TVs at all.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
How long have you worked in customer service?
Speaker 9 (09:42):
Let me talk to someone else that knows what the
they're doing. All I'm asking for is a refund.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
Who can I speak with that can get me a refund?
Speaker 1 (09:50):
It sounds like we got off on the wrong foot there.
I'll go ahead. I'll pass you along to someone else
and then they can deal with your refund. Sorry about that,
but I'll put you on hold real quick.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
Okay, oh great, thank you.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Dot Palm.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
This is dog.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
How can I help.
Speaker 9 (10:06):
Yes, I was speaking with someone before who is horrible
at what they were doing. I'm asking for a refund
for my TV. Can you please help me with that?
Speaker 4 (10:15):
Please?
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Why don't you describe your issue to me one one
more pime and then don will be able to help
you out.
Speaker 9 (10:22):
Do you not see it in the system? I got
a defective TV. It doesn't work. I spent fifteen hundred dollars.
I'm asking for a refund, and I will never buy
a TV from you again because this is the worst
customer service.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
I've ever had.
Speaker 9 (10:37):
How hard is it to just give me a refund
for a defective television?
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Got it?
Speaker 10 (10:42):
Bro?
Speaker 1 (10:42):
One thing I want you to think about as we
go forward here, Jeff, is that complaining is just gratitude
in reverse. You know what I'm saying, So like, really,
if you think about it, you're pretty grateful right now
for everything that is.
Speaker 9 (10:55):
You know what the stop with the gratitude?
Speaker 4 (10:58):
Is this in your training manual.
Speaker 9 (11:00):
To just say gratitude? Gratitude, gratitude. I'm asking for a refund.
I would have gratitude if you gave me a refund.
Speaker 5 (11:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
And the thing we like to have our customers think
about here at dot com is that gratitude is free
unlike refunds. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
No, I don't know what you're saying. You're not making
any sense.
Speaker 9 (11:18):
I'm asking for a refund, but now I'm gonna have
to post on social media, which I don't want to do,
and last your company and make sure everybody else knows
what horse.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Of a job you're doing with your customer startance. You know,
a dude, almost send you to a manager. Sounds like
you're having a tough time. Hold on one second for me,
dot com speedeachin's here. How can I help?
Speaker 9 (11:43):
No, no, no, no, I already spoke with you. Not
you again. Do not say gratitude. Take your gratitude and
shove it up. Hey Jay, I'm not dealing with this
gratitude full anymore.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Refund Jeff, This is actually from the Jubil Show doing
a phone frank on you and your wife. Lena set
you up.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Please, I'm so over my damn refund. Please help me.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
She said that you've been having trouble getting a refund
on a TV that you bought, and she wanted to
mess with you.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Well she did. She did a good job messing with me.
And I still don't have my refund.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
That's great, well, attitude of gratitude, my dude, Please more gratitude.
Please wake up every morning with jubile phone Franks, give
us three minutes and we'll give you everything you need
to know with Nina's what's trending? But real quick, it's
eight thirty and that means it's time for Dirty Little Santa.
Damn right now eight eight three four three eight eight
(12:47):
eight three four three one oh six one. And if
you're the caller that gets through, you get to choose
between two stockings. One of them has a gift in it,
like this one. It's a yodling pickle that looks so
it's just a pickle that yodels. So if you got
(13:10):
it it want a yoling pickle, that could be a
great prize for you, or it could be the not
so good prize. And the other stocking has something awesome
in it, like concert tickets things like that. So call
right now if you want to open one of the
stockings from Dirty Little Santa. We'll do it right after
Nana does Nana's What's trending? That was me Nina.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Okay, so we're back in that time where it's like
the year roundup of absolutely every possible topic under the sun,
and this time we're talking about the average child's allowance.
Do you believe an allowance? I forgot to allow our
kid get allowance? And where does it match up with
the rest of the country. Well, tell well, I will
tell you that in just a second. But first, continuing
(13:55):
with the year recap stuff. YouTube is debuting for the
very first time, you're end wrap up of the videos
that you watched the most users can select between twelve
different themes.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
I don't know if I want to watch that, Like
Spotify does their mind music that you listen to, and
I'm like, that's cool, you know, but I don't know
if I want just all the tutorials of random things
that I've watched all year. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
It takes it a step further because it tells you
what type of person you are based off of the
videos that you watched on YouTube. Soides your personality type.
You could be an adventurer, a skill builder, a creative spirit,
or whatever else.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
You're watching. Comfy's person who's a edutorials.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
I wonder what they say about the person that just
watches like little chubby animals roll around on.
Speaker 5 (14:42):
The screen because that's me lonely.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
I was gonna say that before.
Speaker 5 (14:48):
I was gonna say that before you said that. All right,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry before.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
But you know what, don't apologize because you know what
you do.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
If you're feeling a little by yourself on the holidays,
you throw on Netflix. Because Netflix is now keeping you
warm at home with their three new virtual U log
holiday streaming cues.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
It's so great.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
So on Netflix you can put on an hour long
fireplace video inspired by K pop demon Hunters, Oh Stranger
Things Wednesday, so you can have your own like little
upside down fire at home, right side up.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
It.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Okay, I gotta get through this one, all right.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
And lastly, where does your child's allowance or where does
your allowance fit on this? It's not even a scale.
It's fifty two dollars per month. That is the average
allowance for children in the United for America.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
I feel like you should have to earn an allowance.
Still chores, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Well maybe they do do chores, but even if they do,
fifty two dollars per month is what they get. But
if you're out here, you're crossing off all the chores
on a chore chart, and you're only getting fifty two
dollars per month. Your parents are playing you.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
But also those.
Speaker 6 (16:02):
Chores are just helping around the house, help your parents out. Yeah,
like that's some things like you probably I had to
do those and I.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Didn't get any You're getting free rent. Yeah, Okay, I
used to be I used to be a stepdad, you know. Yeah,
and I didn't do the allowance thing. But we would negotiate.
So I would let him come to me with negotiations,
right like if I do this, can I have twenty bucks?
And then I would be like, you gotta do this, this, this,
and then he would come back with more negotiations, and
sometimes he would get more money. Sometimes you get nothing.
(16:28):
That's a great life. You actually got pretty good at
negotiating before that. I'm like, then this kids breaking me
over here?
Speaker 3 (16:33):
Okay, are you making a teachable moments in a different way?
Speaker 5 (16:38):
I'm looking for an agent?
Speaker 4 (16:39):
Is he?
Speaker 3 (16:39):
Is he?
Speaker 1 (16:40):
An? That is what's trending? All right? Now It's time
to open a stocking from Dirty Little Santa. Every single
morning at eight thirty, your chance to choose between two stockings.
One of them has a gift that's not so great
in it, and the other one has a really good gift.
So go to the phone here, Hello, Hi, Hey, it's
(17:03):
a double show. Who's this Sarah? Sarah? Are you ready
to pick a stocking from Dirty Little Santa?
Speaker 11 (17:12):
Oh my gosh, Yeah, I didn't think I was actually
getting through you did.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
You might regret it after one of the stockings. I
don't know, because there's two stockings. One of them has
something that's like not that great in it, you know,
like the yodling pickle that I have next to me.
Who you're talking to you?
Speaker 4 (17:30):
I'm sorry, I would It's not bad.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
I just can't figure out how to get the stop
once it starts yodling of mine, or a good prize
like concert tickets and things like that. So choose between
stalking one and Stalking two and you'll find out what
you've won.
Speaker 10 (17:47):
How about number Shoot, you're going with number two?
Speaker 8 (17:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Are you sure about that?
Speaker 4 (17:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Because if I change my mind get all.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
Screwed up in.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Well, the optimism in stalking number two it is Demi
Levato tickets a climate page was a correct choice. Yeah,
So you can have that or the yelling pickle and
you got that.
Speaker 12 (18:17):
Yeah, I'll take the ticket.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Maybe you're lucky, demy Levada will come out dressed as
a pickle and yodel. Hey, congratulations. Every single morning at
eight thirty thirty, Little Santa call up and your chance
to win either a not so great prize or a
really good one.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
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Speaker 1 (18:40):
Jewel is on the phone today for a first date
follow up, and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Patrick.
So in a few minutes we'll call him and see
if he'll tell us why he's ghostinger and maybe get
her a second date. But first, Jewel, how long has
it been since you heard from old Pat?
Speaker 10 (18:55):
Hey, guys, it's been over a week, which fields embarrassing
to say, but yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
Okay, so why don't you tell us about the day
and we'll see if there's any holes.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
Thank you, I appreciate it. Okay.
Speaker 10 (19:09):
So we were having a really great time. Obviously he's cute,
like I saw his pictures before I met him. We
met on an app, so you know, matched the picture,
like really cute. I specifically love his dimples like I
have a thing for people with dimples, and when he
least he's really got him and he's he was like
(19:30):
a gentleman. He was definitely confident, but not overtly like
kind of a quiet, confident guy. And he actually listens
to me.
Speaker 13 (19:41):
That was probably what.
Speaker 10 (19:42):
Stood out the most because I've been on so many
first days where people are like checking.
Speaker 13 (19:45):
Out, and he was actually paying attention.
Speaker 10 (19:49):
He remembered like mid names of my family members I mentioned,
and stuff about work, and that.
Speaker 4 (19:55):
Was so nice.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
That's cool people to remember.
Speaker 12 (20:00):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Oh.
Speaker 10 (20:05):
Also another thing that I've never seen before, he ordered.
Speaker 13 (20:08):
Dessert so confidently, like I feel like guys.
Speaker 10 (20:10):
Are weird about dessert sometimes, and he was just like
took charge, got the brownies. It was like amazing, I'm
attracted to.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
That, you know, sure, And then we.
Speaker 10 (20:25):
Like had such a good time at dinner that we
extended the date, which was unexpected. We decided to get
a nightcap, so we like walked to a cute rooftop
bar and then we get in there and we're going
to sit at the bar and this is so embarrassing.
(20:45):
I like misjudged the height of the stool because it
was one of those.
Speaker 12 (20:49):
Tall bar stools.
Speaker 10 (20:51):
I fell, which is embarrassing enough, but I didn't just fall.
Speaker 8 (20:57):
When I fell.
Speaker 10 (20:59):
I reached instinctively to grab for something to hold on to,
and I fully grabbed his jewels like well, he liked
(21:19):
he took it like a man. He didn't like make
a big dealer or cry or whatever. But I, you, guys,
like I was like, I didn't just grab and let go.
Speaker 4 (21:26):
I was holding as I was falling, so I was
a yanking.
Speaker 8 (21:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (21:37):
Well at first, he, like I said, he was just
like like kind of like like.
Speaker 4 (21:42):
Sucking it in or whatever like not, but he couldn't
help it.
Speaker 10 (21:45):
When I actually pulled, he yelped because he can't help it.
Like I don't blame him. But then everybody noticed obviously,
so then it was like dramatic and and what's going on? Like,
you know, it was a rooftop bar, so it's it's
a you could actually hear him scream. It's not like
we're in a small dive bar. Like everyone was looking.
Speaker 13 (22:07):
Not cute, and it just felt like the whole vibe
shifted after that, obviously, like I had trouble recovering.
Speaker 10 (22:15):
I was like apologizing a lot and trying to keep
conversation going, but it was so uncomfortable and I just
felt really bad. But everything before that was so good, right,
So I'm like, you know, we probably spent another twenty
minutes there and then just kind of like awkwardly wrapped
it up, and he did. He did walk me to
(22:36):
my uber and make sure like I got home safe
and everything, but then I never heard from him again.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Oh no, I don't know that is it. We'll play
a song come back and then call him and see
if he'll tell us why he's ghosting you and maybe
get you a second date. Okay, thank you, yep, we'll
get your first thing follow up next. Right in the
middle of your first name follow up. And if you're
just joining us, Jewel is on the phone and she's
(23:02):
getting ghosted by a guy named Patrick. So we're about
to call him and see if he'll tell us why
he's ghostinger and maybe get her another date. But first, Juel,
why don't you recap your date with Patrick, real quick,
grab and all.
Speaker 10 (23:15):
So we had an amazing first date Italian spot all
the way through dessert, great time. Decided to extend the date,
went for a nightcap on a rooftop bar, and I
misjudged the height of the barstool, fell and on the
way down really firmly grabbed his junk.
Speaker 12 (23:35):
It shifted the vibe, and then.
Speaker 10 (23:38):
Spent about twenty more minutes together and then never heard
from him again.
Speaker 13 (23:41):
So really, I'm really hoping we could salvage it.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Hey, right, yeah, all right, Well we'll see if that
is the reason or if it's something else. Are you
ready for us to call him?
Speaker 4 (23:49):
Yes? Sweet?
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Okay, here we go. Hello, Hi, I speak to Patrick,
Please speaking? Hey Patrick, how are you? This is a
radio show. It's called The Jewbill Show.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
Hi Patrick, I'm Nina. Hi am Victoria, and I'm Freeze
and my name is Jewbell. How are you whole parties here?
Speaker 14 (24:15):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (24:16):
Good?
Speaker 14 (24:17):
How are y'all doing?
Speaker 5 (24:18):
What's just not bad?
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Thanks? Have you ever listened to the show before?
Speaker 4 (24:23):
No?
Speaker 14 (24:23):
I can't say that I have.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Okay, So we do a segment on the show called
the first a follow Up. That's where if you go
out on a date with somebody and you end up
ghosting them, that person can email us to call you
and find out why you're ghosting them. And we got
an email about you from somebody? Oh okay, whoa any idea?
Who would email us?
Speaker 15 (24:41):
Yeah, no, it's kind of a surprise. I wasn't expecting.
I was hoping I want to call or something.
Speaker 5 (24:46):
Yeah, me too. Any any idea who.
Speaker 14 (24:49):
Would be No, I can't say that.
Speaker 4 (24:52):
I can think of you right now.
Speaker 14 (24:54):
It's kind of I feel bad. It's a little awkward.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
It was a date I think you would remember because
you ended up getting grabbed in the junk on accident.
Speaker 15 (25:02):
Yell, okay, yeah, you're talking about duel, right, Is that
is that the person.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Ye duell email us said that she thought you were awesome,
but you've been ghosting her and she doesn't know. Why
would you mind telling us?
Speaker 14 (25:17):
Yeah, I mean this is this is really weird.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (25:22):
So Juel told me when we were on the date
that she doesn't trust people.
Speaker 15 (25:27):
Who walk fast, and I mean she said that if
someone walks with urgency, they're hiding something.
Speaker 14 (25:32):
And I don't know, I couldn't unhear it.
Speaker 15 (25:35):
I mean, like I walked fast and it kind of
felt like a personal attack. And I mean, like I
hate slow walkers, you know, like walk with some intention,
with some urgency. You're milling around your phone, I'm trying
to get somewhere, and you know, I just I just
felt like a personal attack.
Speaker 14 (25:52):
I just couldn't unhear it.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
So you thought she was like being passive aggressive with you,
and like, you know, I don't trust you cause you
walk fast.
Speaker 15 (25:59):
Yeah yeah, I just like I'm just walking and like
everyone has their own pace. I mean, I would appreciate
it if we're walking all together in a public space,
you walk with some intention and.
Speaker 4 (26:09):
Not like we're at a park run.
Speaker 14 (26:13):
I'm not going to judge you for walking slow.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
I'm just saying, you know.
Speaker 15 (26:16):
I'm not going to sit here and be like, oh, well,
slow walkers are terrible.
Speaker 14 (26:19):
People are trying to hide something and as much.
Speaker 4 (26:23):
Okay, huge jump.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
So you weren't hiding anything.
Speaker 14 (26:27):
No, no, no, I probably had to be somewhere.
Speaker 4 (26:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 15 (26:31):
So that's why she doesn't trust people that walk fast.
Speaker 14 (26:34):
And that was really weird to me, so I didn't.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
Call her back.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
All right, Well, thank you for telling us, man, I
appreciate it. I'll also let you know right now that
Jewel is on the phone and has been listening and
wants to talk to you.
Speaker 4 (26:46):
They're here right now.
Speaker 14 (26:48):
Yeah, Hi, Hi Patrick, Hey Jewel, what's up.
Speaker 4 (26:57):
Well, I feel like this.
Speaker 13 (26:58):
Is kind of ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (26:59):
I wasn't a to you.
Speaker 10 (27:00):
I was just stating my opinion, like it was not
a personal attack on you.
Speaker 4 (27:05):
I mean you said.
Speaker 15 (27:05):
People who walk fast are either running from guilt or
running from taxes.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
You said you.
Speaker 15 (27:10):
Said this while I was walking next to you on
our way to grab a nightcap.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
And just that.
Speaker 10 (27:16):
Okay, First of all, holl you were walking like somebody
owed you money, Like I just thought you.
Speaker 4 (27:21):
Were cold or really excited about getting the drink.
Speaker 14 (27:23):
Like that's not my normal pace, that's how my legs work.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
That's my natural speed, one foot in front of the other.
Speaker 10 (27:31):
Paste your natural speed made me feel like I was
re enacting a chase scene from a crime documentary, like
I had to take five steps for every one of
your steps.
Speaker 15 (27:39):
You called me subspecially athletic in public, Like what does
that even mean?
Speaker 10 (27:44):
It wasn't an insult, It was an observation, like you
moved like you trained for mall walking championships.
Speaker 14 (27:51):
I try to get into the roofstop before.
Speaker 5 (27:54):
The bar got crowded.
Speaker 10 (27:57):
Well, I've never seen anybody walk that bouts, and I
think you're being dramatic, like nobody was looking.
Speaker 15 (28:03):
The bartenders literally asked if we're good because you whispered,
why did you speak walking easy?
Speaker 4 (28:07):
Hiding something?
Speaker 1 (28:08):
So she really leaned into this.
Speaker 12 (28:14):
Patrick.
Speaker 10 (28:15):
To be honest, one lady looked at you like you
were about to steal a purse, like she was clutching
her bag like it was a newborn.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
Were you being playful jewel or like were you being
kind of like playfully passive aggressive?
Speaker 13 (28:30):
I felt like I was like flirting and trying to make.
Speaker 10 (28:33):
It sort of more normal feeling by.
Speaker 13 (28:36):
Just calling it out because it was so weird.
Speaker 12 (28:39):
But I wouldn't have.
Speaker 13 (28:40):
I would have still done enough.
Speaker 10 (28:41):
I would have before this stilled one another second date.
Speaker 13 (28:45):
Like it's not like it stuck with me or bothered
me that much, but I guess it bothered you.
Speaker 15 (28:52):
I don't see what you're asking me right now, like
you went around the whole bar. Damn, they're asking them
if I was walking fast. I feel like that's enough
for person just saying no, you did that your date.
We're just leaning So what if I'm walking fast? This
is who I am as a person. If that's that's
something you can accept, why would I want to keep
talking to the person.
Speaker 10 (29:11):
Well, just in my own defense, I did feel like
I had to make a joke of it and tell
people because.
Speaker 4 (29:17):
They were looking and it was so weird.
Speaker 13 (29:19):
So I was kind of like cleaning up after you.
Speaker 4 (29:23):
I don't know.
Speaker 15 (29:24):
No one was looking at us, no one cared about
what we were doing.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
We walked into the bar.
Speaker 4 (29:30):
We got there before it got busy.
Speaker 15 (29:31):
That's why I was walking, like that's the way I walked,
and like that's probably it helped us. We would have
not gotten there, would have been busy, even got a seat.
No one's cared about No one's cared about you walking
in the bar.
Speaker 12 (29:42):
Trust me.
Speaker 13 (29:43):
I can tell people were talking about.
Speaker 4 (29:45):
It and it was awkward. Oh so now you're a minderer.
Speaker 15 (29:48):
Now you read everyone's mind in the bar, and you
knew that everyone had a problem with me walking fast.
Speaker 4 (29:52):
Well, then I guess you can read my mind right now.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Well, Patrick, would you like another day? Would you will
pay for it?
Speaker 3 (29:58):
No?
Speaker 15 (29:58):
I think I can say that I don't want to
date anyone who thinks my walking pace is a moral flaw.
Speaker 10 (30:05):
Yeah, and I don't even know why I wanted a
second date because you're walking in Psycho, and so wasn't.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Been an option. Psycho.
Speaker 4 (30:16):
Psycho, Okay, yeah, psycho okay, Julee, you know what I'll
be the cycle Walks of Purpose while you Lilly got
your way through life.
Speaker 10 (30:25):
Oh oh yeah, it's nineteen hundred and I'm a Lolley Gager.
Speaker 13 (30:32):
I cannot believe I wanted another date with you?
Speaker 1 (30:36):
You will first date.
Speaker 4 (30:37):
Follow up with?
Speaker 2 (30:38):
Am I some sort of a mentally challenged airhead?
Speaker 1 (30:41):
No, not even I didn't say that.
Speaker 11 (30:44):
It was like, why am I even listening to?
Speaker 2 (30:46):
To begin with?
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Your virgin who can't drive? It's time for America's a
favorite trivia game. You versus Victoria. Your chance to take
on Victoria Ramirez in a game of trivia for Dave
Chappelle tickets. So let's meet today contestant for you verus Victoria, Katie.
What's up, Katie? How are you? And good? How are
you good? Thank you for asking? Are you ready to play?
(31:08):
Or what?
Speaker 15 (31:08):
Okay?
Speaker 12 (31:09):
See I am? I usually beat Victoria, so hopefully same
for today. Braye, she's been doing good, nay, been good?
Speaker 1 (31:18):
Sweet, she's sweet. All right, it's gonna be hard to demolisher.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
I'm gonna send Victoria out of the studio. And while
she's leaving, Katie, the game is played like this. You
have thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't, no one just say pass, and Victoria has
to be you outright to win. Okay, okay, all right,
are you ready?
Speaker 4 (31:40):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Okay, here we go, Katie. Your time starts now.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
What's the most abundant gas on Earth's atmosphere?
Speaker 12 (31:48):
Oxygen?
Speaker 14 (31:49):
Whatar?
Speaker 4 (31:50):
Next year oxygen?
Speaker 1 (31:52):
What month is the tenth on a calendar year?
Speaker 12 (31:55):
October?
Speaker 3 (31:56):
What is the longest day of the year called much
in home alone? Where were the mcallisters going when they
left Kevin behind? How long does Kwanza.
Speaker 4 (32:08):
Last eight days?
Speaker 3 (32:12):
Why do geese and other flocks of birds fly in
a v formation?
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Mm?
Speaker 12 (32:18):
The are dynamics?
Speaker 1 (32:19):
I don't know that's answer. All right, we'll bring Victoria
back into the studio, and while she's getting settled, here's
a question for you, Katie. Finish this sentence. Sure, I
ruined Christmas, but in my defense, you guys.
Speaker 12 (32:41):
Didn't see it's in the mac and cheese.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Kid enough, Victoria finished the sentence. Sure I ruined Christmas,
but in my defense, Grandma told me to Okay, all right.
Speaker 4 (32:54):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible. If you
don't know when. Just say pass and Victoria you have
to beat Katie outright to win? Okay, okay, all right,
here we go, Katie. You can tell Victoria whin to go?
Speaker 12 (33:06):
All right ready?
Speaker 1 (33:09):
What's the most abundant gas on Earth's atmosphere? Oxygen?
Speaker 6 (33:13):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (33:14):
Wait? Carbon diat x side? What month is the tenth
on a calendar year? I don't know that was right?
What mother is said? October? What is the longest day
of the year called a long day?
Speaker 3 (33:26):
And home alone? Where are the mcallisters going when they
left Kevin behind?
Speaker 1 (33:30):
Oh, New York? How long does Kwanza last? Eight days?
Speaker 3 (33:35):
Why do geese and other flocks of birds fly in
a V formation because they're Okay.
Speaker 6 (33:39):
Wait, I can actually think V formation for a Victoria
just kidding. I don't know why because they need a
leader and so the rest of all I don't know.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
Okay, all right, Let's send it over to the scoreboard
and see how you guys did with our scoreboard. Our
producer freeze.
Speaker 5 (33:56):
Why, I'll just be the scoreboard. The caller is our winner.
With Victoria had one.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Katie, Congratulations, I did it, pe Victoria, yah, and you
got Dave Chappelle tickets. Yeah, go the answers now, Nina.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
Katie, you almost had three. Actually what the first question?
The answer is nitrogen, the most abundant gas and Earth's atmosphere.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Katie was going back and forth. I knew it, Panic,
I know you did not. It's okay.
Speaker 3 (34:28):
The tenth on a calendar year is October. The longest
day of the year is called the summer solstice.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
It's called long day. And home alone. The first home alone.
They were going to Paris.
Speaker 3 (34:38):
Oh, Kwanza lasts a week and then geese and other
flocks of birds fly in a v formation to conserve energy.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Are you sure about which one?
Speaker 9 (34:47):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Yes, Kwanta and the geese formation.
Speaker 5 (34:49):
I'm positive we are more sure than you are.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Well Quanta. I just looked up. Yeah, that's fair and
it said seven days, which is crazy because geese also
celebrate Quanta. Wait, what so we play your Victoria the
same time every single weekday morning. Remember you want to
play just dm us at the Jubil show or go
to the jubilshow dot com and your phone break aub
(35:12):
it's every single hour on the twenties. Your next one
is coming up right after this, and then right after
that it's Nina's what's trending, and don't forget. You can
stream the show wherever you stream things any of your devices.
Just look for the Jubil Show stream us. Yeah, it's fun.
Try it. It's fun. Try it. It's a lot of fun. Yeah,
please try it. Your phone break is next right now. Whoa,
(35:33):
It's time to Catch a Cheater only on the Jubile Show.
Daisy is on the phone today for to Catch a Cheater.
She's been dating her boyfriend Tyler for about a year,
but now she thinks something's going on, so we'll see
if we can help her out. Daisy, what's up? Why
do you think Tyler's cheating?
Speaker 12 (35:49):
Yeah, so we've been together for like a year now.
My sister actually is the one who set us up.
And when I first started dating him, she kind of sad, like, hey,
I know he started up at the past, like he
has cheated. He's you know, maybe not the most trustworthy guy,
but to be honest, like I've I've dated guys like
(36:10):
that in the past, and I kind of felt like
maybe I could be the one to like change him
or tame him, you know. So I wasn't super concerned
about it, and he's always like really respectful to me,
and like we don't really really even fight like with
each other at all, so you know, things aren't like boring,
Like he's not like a like a chill guy necessarily.
(36:30):
Like we'd like to go out and like to do stuff,
and we've gotten into some trouble, like at a club before,
and we've done some stupid things, some.
Speaker 8 (36:37):
Public that I can't really say on the air, but
other than that, like things have been like pretty good
between the two of us.
Speaker 12 (36:44):
So my sister texted me the other night and she
said that she saw him at a club, which isn't like,
you know, crazy to me, because like we do like
to go out, but she said that he was like
kind of all over this girl, and when she called me,
I kind of just brushed it off, and then I
was started like yelling at her.
Speaker 8 (37:04):
Because I felt like she was kind of.
Speaker 12 (37:05):
Starting to try and cause some like problems or drama
and I just don't really feel like he would do
something like that, and she's just somebody who is like
kind of addicted to drama, so I just felt like
this was like her trying to stir the pot again.
So then when he got home I told him like, oh,
this is what she said, and I thought it was
kind of funny, and then he didn't think it was
(37:27):
funny like at all, so he got really mad at
it about it and he started talking to about my sister,
and I guess that he was pissed, Like I totally
understand that, but he got like really really pissed, to
the point where then it kind of started to feel
like weird, like Okay, why are you.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
This like a weird defensive, like a too overly defensive response.
Speaker 12 (37:48):
Yeah, it was like he got too upset. So now
I'm just not really sure what to think. And the
more I think about it, the more I'm like something's
not adding up, and like maybe what she said was
true and he was doing something. I think he's going
to be really possed when he finds out that I
called a radio station to get to the bottom of this.
(38:08):
But I just I kind of feel like I have
to know before I make a decision, like if I'm
going to go forward or not.
Speaker 3 (38:16):
Do you think that you're the type of person that
would be upset if he was just dancing with somebody
at a club and maybe in a flirty way, But
there was no actual cheating, and there's no wrong answer.
I'm just I'm curious to see what you know. Your
sister's definition of him really stepping out on you.
Speaker 8 (38:30):
Is yeah, I mean I think for me that feels
like a no, like I wouldn't.
Speaker 12 (38:35):
Do that with another guy, and I think he'd be
mad if he saw me do that with another guy.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
Okay, okay, well, you already told us what grocery store
he's a rewards card member at, so we'll play a
song come Back, and then call him and pretend to
be from the grocery store and tell him that he's
the lucky winner this month of flowers to be delivered
to anybody that he wants, and we'll see if he
sends those flowers see you or to somebody else. Okay, okay,
thank you, all right, we'll play a song come back
and get your sketchheter next. Right in the middle of
(39:00):
Today's To Catch a Cheater, and Daisy is on the phone.
She thinks that her boyfriend of about a year might
be cheating on her. So in a second, we're going
to call him and pretend to be from the grocery
store that he's a rewards card member. At and say
that every month, we choose one Lucky Rewards card member
who gets free flowers delivered to anybody that they want.
We'll see if he sends us to her or to
somebody else. But before we do that, Daisy, why don't
you catch everybody up on your situation.
Speaker 12 (39:22):
Yeah, So, my sister saw my boyfriend at a club
kind of like hanging on some girl. And then when
he came home, I told him about it, like kind
of joking about it because I thought it was funny,
because it just seemed like completely ridiculous in something he
wouldn't do, and he got so upset that now I
feel like maybe there is some kind of like.
Speaker 8 (39:44):
Truth to it.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
Somebody gets really, really really angry when they're not just
being straight up accused when you ask them about it.
You know, that's usually a sign that something's going on.
So hopefully not. But we'll see if we can figure
it out. Right now, Okay you ready?
Speaker 12 (39:58):
Yeah, I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (40:00):
Here we go.
Speaker 4 (40:11):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
Hi, this is corrible calling from I was looking for
our Rewards card member named Tyler.
Speaker 4 (40:18):
Oh this is he? Sorry?
Speaker 1 (40:20):
You?
Speaker 4 (40:20):
Who is this am?
Speaker 1 (40:21):
I'm actually calling to say congratulations and thank you for
shopping with us here. This must big winner.
Speaker 4 (40:26):
I don't think I am like, what did I don't
I don't think I answered anything.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
I'm not sure if you've seen the signs, but every
single month, we choose one Rewards Card member at random
to say thank you very much for being a loyal
customer by gifting you free flower delivery from our floral department.
So you've won thirty six long stim red roses, a
box of candy or chocolate, and a car to be
delivered to anybody that you want within the fifty United States.
Speaker 4 (40:48):
No way, Wow, I never went anything.
Speaker 1 (40:50):
Well, I can't say that anymore.
Speaker 4 (40:53):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
If you know who you want to send them to
right now? I can take the information down in just
a matter of a minute's over the phone. If you
need some time to think about it, I can set
up a IM gonna call you back.
Speaker 4 (41:01):
You said how many flowers?
Speaker 1 (41:02):
Thirty six long stem red roses?
Speaker 4 (41:05):
Oh okay, now, quick question? Is it possible to send them?
Like to break those up and send them to different people?
Speaker 1 (41:14):
Sure, we can split them up, so I'll just need
to get some infol from you. Give me one second.
Do you know who you want to send them to now?
Or do you need me to call you back?
Speaker 4 (41:21):
Yeah? No, Yeah, I can give them you names now for.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
Sure, okay. And so what I will need from you
is the first and last name of the first person
you want to send them to.
Speaker 4 (41:31):
Hold on, and it's Anna, And I got to check
my phone for the last name. Hold on a.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
Second, okay. And then just while I'm on this page
of the thing here with the other person's name, I'll
just go ahead and type ten. And we got too te.
Speaker 4 (41:46):
Yeah, so this will be Beth okay, and the last
one will be Daisy. And they're all spelled like normal names,
like ba week. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
I thought I was just splitting up two. So you
want to split it in three ways there.
Speaker 4 (42:01):
I guess three, yeah, twelve if I could do twelve,
twelve and twelve Okay, I've.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
Got them all in there, So Anna, Beth, and Daisy.
And then do you want to put anything on cards
to the people?
Speaker 4 (42:15):
I mean, you just put on the same thing in
all three they're that'll be fine. I'll feel like writing
a card, sure everybody, Okay, right, I knew that love
you baby, thinking of you something like that.
Speaker 1 (42:27):
Got it? And okay, well that is all the info
I needed. Because Tyler, this is actually the Jebel Show.
It's a radio show. My name is Jewbell. Three bro.
My name is Nina also on the show, and I'm Victoria.
Your girlfriend Daisy is on the phone as well.
Speaker 12 (42:45):
Tyler, Like, what the mm hmmm?
Speaker 4 (42:48):
Whoa hold up? Like what you have nothing?
Speaker 12 (42:50):
Nothing to say?
Speaker 1 (42:52):
We do a segment called to catch a Cheater and
that's what this is, and today it did.
Speaker 4 (42:56):
Daisy Like what the Like what are you are you
mean right now? Like this is Oh, You're gonna I
don't even know what to say. I don't even know
what to say.
Speaker 12 (43:05):
Yeah, am I kidding?
Speaker 4 (43:08):
You?
Speaker 12 (43:08):
Am I kidding? What what did I do in this situation?
Speaker 4 (43:12):
You're gonna get roses? Are you?
Speaker 2 (43:14):
Like?
Speaker 4 (43:14):
Are you starting to get the rosiest roses?
Speaker 12 (43:19):
I knew I knew the first thing was going on
with you and Anna.
Speaker 1 (43:22):
I knew it.
Speaker 12 (43:22):
I knew there was just something in my head that
told me that you said you were just work friends.
Speaker 4 (43:26):
But I knew it.
Speaker 12 (43:27):
Like this is disgusting and who is best? What is this?
Speaker 1 (43:31):
Tyler?
Speaker 4 (43:31):
Seriously? What is this?
Speaker 2 (43:34):
What is what?
Speaker 4 (43:34):
I don't here's here's your here's your problem, right, Like,
I don't know what you think you know, but you
don't know anything. I was going to send you roses
that I'm allowed to you know, is it illegal to
send roses to someone I don't even pay anything for them,
like with the same cards.
Speaker 12 (43:50):
Yeah, well, I don't know what.
Speaker 4 (43:53):
Broke called me and was like, hey, what do you
want to put it on? I don't know, Like I
don't have time for all this time you have whatever,
Love you, babe.
Speaker 12 (44:00):
That's just something you're going to say to like a
random friend.
Speaker 4 (44:02):
It's something I said to you that the time to
write that.
Speaker 8 (44:07):
That's ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (44:09):
Okay, you know what, Like this is ridiculous. I don't
what do you want me to say?
Speaker 10 (44:13):
Here?
Speaker 4 (44:13):
What do you want me to say? Okay, Like you're
the only one.
Speaker 12 (44:17):
I guess I was under the impression that I was, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (44:20):
Well you're not. Okay, I'm sorry, Like I'm young. I
I told you like when we first met, that this
is who I am, Like I want to play the
field and it's like I don't see myself being of
and so if you've been thinking that, then sorry, okay,
but like this is who I am, you know, Like I.
Speaker 12 (44:41):
Just I'm like such a liar, Like I literally can't
even listen to you speak anymore. You're literally such a liar.
Speaker 4 (44:47):
You are about to send you roses. You complain in
a lot for someone who's going to get roses? And
I love you.
Speaker 5 (44:56):
Romantic hard?
Speaker 12 (44:57):
Two other women.
Speaker 4 (44:59):
Who cares that the of them? You don't even know them? So, like,
what does it matter?
Speaker 12 (45:04):
What does it matter?
Speaker 4 (45:05):
What is it?
Speaker 12 (45:05):
You're my boyfriend?
Speaker 8 (45:07):
I don't know that the boyfriend.
Speaker 4 (45:08):
Like, you can't own somebody. You can't own a person
or a thing.
Speaker 1 (45:13):
Don't be somebody's boyfriends. Say, but you can be in
a relationship, sir.
Speaker 4 (45:18):
I can be in it. I can be a few
people's boyfriend. What's wrong with that?
Speaker 1 (45:21):
Well, not disclosing that information probably to all of the
girlfriends ahead of time, I don't, like.
Speaker 4 (45:26):
I don't have anything to tell them, Like, listen, this
is who I am. Like, that's who I am. I'm
up front about it. You were not up.
Speaker 12 (45:32):
Front about it.
Speaker 4 (45:34):
I told you when we first met that, like, hey,
I play the field, this is who I am. You
were just trying to make me. I guess you know
it's something I wasn't. I'm sorry were to be my boyfriend.
You weren't living in reality. Okay, I told you who
I was. I showed you who I am. I was
authentic the whole time, and instead you're whatever.
Speaker 12 (45:55):
All right, you know what, thank you guys for helping
me figure this out. But I just I can't listen
to the anymore. So I'm just going to.
Speaker 4 (46:01):
Go, oh, you know what, you're not No, No, you're
not in charge of this. You're not in charge. Okay,
I'm the one who gets to say when this is over.
Speaker 1 (46:10):
I think we are. Yeah, actually I am. I hung
up on him right there.
Speaker 12 (46:14):
He's a The amount of lying that was just happening
was like it was just too much for me. I
really couldn't hear it anymore. So thank you for at
least us helping me figure it out.
Speaker 1 (46:25):
Yeah, at least now you know, and make sure you
don't make that about you. I mean, obviously he's got
some issues he needs to work out. Yeah, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 12 (46:35):
That's okay. Thank you.
Speaker 1 (46:38):
The Jubile shows to catch a cheater this time for
Nina's What's trending.
Speaker 3 (46:43):
Irs agents are really busy. They've been tasked with a
with a new job, ish, something a little bit more
than they're used to doing. But it may be attracting
more people to want to become IRS agents because of
this extra work.
Speaker 1 (46:56):
It's their normal job. Figured IRIS agent is like a
what ir stan for service?
Speaker 4 (47:04):
A little bit?
Speaker 1 (47:04):
Everyone just want to know. Yeah, I was meaning like internet.
Speaker 5 (47:08):
Services, you pay your taxes?
Speaker 1 (47:11):
Of course I do.
Speaker 5 (47:12):
Then who do you think you're paying?
Speaker 1 (47:14):
Uh? The tax guys?
Speaker 5 (47:17):
It doesn't say irsternal revenue service.
Speaker 1 (47:20):
Hey man, I don't have time for all that. I
say what they want me to pay, I give it
to them, And.
Speaker 5 (47:23):
I'm like, then that's worry about.
Speaker 3 (47:26):
This may be to keep them distracted as well. Oh
I'll tell you what the I r S Is up
to in just a second because it's pretty funny. But first,
there's a Christmas tree farm in New Jersey that's getting
a lot of hate and all they're trying to do
is spread some joy by offering pink trees, purple trees,
dark blue trees, turquoise, magenta, you name it.
Speaker 1 (47:46):
They got every color. Are they spray painting them? That
part people don't like.
Speaker 3 (47:50):
There's actual pictures of these guys walking around in like
that full cover up, like as if you were like
hiding from toxins, Like faces covered, bodies covered and they're
walking around and all these trees, just spraying them with colors,
and they're so proud that you can have a magenta tree.
But people were saying that and they're like, why the
toxins in the air on the trees?
Speaker 1 (48:10):
And then in my house the tree is already dead
when you cut it. We still standing.
Speaker 3 (48:14):
Oh, it's a tree farm. Let you can go cut
your own tree.
Speaker 1 (48:18):
You want to go to the magenta forest, your own
agenta tree exactly? Do you have your toxic came ready
to go? Just dig right in. Yeah? Wait, didn't you
cut a tree not that long ago? Yeah, it was
two years ago. I went and cut my own tree down.
I remember being really impressed by that. That's why. Yeah,
I remember thinking like that. I don't think I went
to the right area. And also not very good at
(48:40):
judging height. So the tree, it was like fourteen feet.
It was enormous in the back of my truck and
it was hanging out like a lumber truck going home.
And then got it out, I was like, this is
not gonna fit. So I had to cut it in
half a gain on the front lawns. I remember, yeah,
oh that's the fire rag a fourteen foot tree back
(49:02):
to the car A lot of works so funny.
Speaker 5 (49:05):
And then realizing you only needed six.
Speaker 3 (49:07):
Yes, the visuals I get of these adventures that you
take yourself on. You both imagine that was a magenta tree.
That's funnier. Well, the funnies continue because there's a drunk
raccoon that is trending. There are more images of a
of a store in Virginia. It was completely ransacked. There's
(49:28):
liquor bottles all over the floor. Everything is just broken
glass everywhere. And so the detectives and like the police
are going through trying to figure out what happened. They
get to the bathroom and they find a raccoon passed out.
Speaker 1 (49:40):
So yeah, I told you raccoons are derelics. Was passed out, wasted.
Speaker 3 (49:46):
They gave the raccoon about an hour to sober up
before they released him back into the wild.
Speaker 5 (49:53):
Raccoon would.
Speaker 1 (49:57):
Think it so funny. Little fatties like box wine first
just passed down the bathroom. I guess I have more
in common. Yeah, times will pass down the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (50:14):
Oh and lastly, if you've been interested in being an
I R. S agent, this may really push it over
the top because now I R S agents have been
asked to watch OnlyFans content.
Speaker 1 (50:23):
Out Wait wait at work?
Speaker 3 (50:26):
What this is their job to go through these videos
to make sure that it's not actually crossing the line
into adult films.
Speaker 1 (50:33):
Okay, some guys are gonna be taking advantage of that, Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 5 (50:40):
Lifetime membership to only fans, Now do some work?
Speaker 1 (50:43):
You just you keep you keep paying them monthly four
a month. Yeah, I just want to see how much
money they'll take, you know, without getting tax That's all.
That's what it is.
Speaker 3 (50:53):
Yeah, I'm supposed to stop illegal activity. So that's why
I actually watch it first taxes.
Speaker 1 (50:59):
Because probably a lot people making money on only fans
and aren't reporting it.
Speaker 6 (51:02):
I mean yeah, but the thought of now me paying
like my money for you to go watch only fans
like homiet.
Speaker 1 (51:09):
What it's not funny though. The only way you can
catch them is by watching them. I don't know. It's
there has to be a better way to do that.
But I have private cubicles all on the I R S.
Flo My god, that's what's trying mean what your first
day followup is coming up right after this. It's a
double show. It's hits one six point one don't forget.
You can stream the show. Yeah, yeh. Heart radio app
(51:30):
you it's actually the best way to hear the show.
There's different things on it. Yeah, the I R S.
I can't really like leave to say that, but I
think you can. Yeah, there's all kinds of exciting stuff
over there that's not right here.
Speaker 9 (51:40):
So doubles Dirty Little Secret.
Speaker 1 (51:47):
Hello, Hello, hey, you have a dirty little Secret.
Speaker 12 (51:51):
I do.
Speaker 4 (51:54):
Okay, here it is.
Speaker 12 (51:56):
I am my small town gossip girl.
Speaker 1 (52:02):
How like, how are you doing it?
Speaker 4 (52:05):
Okay?
Speaker 11 (52:06):
It started a like a year ago, super bored, just
like on the weekend super boored. I was like, God,
I'm like what do I want to do with myself?
And I was like, man, I'm gonna start a website
because I love Gossip Girl.
Speaker 4 (52:19):
Like I loved it.
Speaker 12 (52:20):
I love the new one too.
Speaker 11 (52:22):
Went through like a private VPN and started like a
website like some people can attract it to me, that
is a gossip Girl like website that my town could.
Speaker 4 (52:32):
Submit their life secrets to.
Speaker 12 (52:36):
And people got super into it.
Speaker 1 (52:39):
I'm sure they did. So what kind of secrets did?
What did you post? First?
Speaker 3 (52:44):
Like?
Speaker 11 (52:45):
The first the first secret I shared was it was
one that my sister had told me. I'm not gonna
say what that secret is, but I will say my
sister told me a secret, and uh, and then I
shared that I shared that secret on there, and then
she found out about.
Speaker 8 (53:03):
It, like I shared it with her.
Speaker 12 (53:04):
I was like, holy, did you see this that thing
that you told me?
Speaker 11 (53:08):
It's on this website And she never suspected it was
me because I'm not, like I'm not known to be
good at computers.
Speaker 8 (53:13):
But like it's not that hard.
Speaker 11 (53:15):
I like googled it and yeah, So I started with
my sister and then she started sharing it with her
friends and they started submitting ideas and it just like spread.
We have a pretty small town. It's like it's like
less than like ten thousands in our town. So yeah,
everybody got pretty involved. Like people were sharing some pretty
messed up stuff. And I'll tell you what, I have
(53:36):
no problem if they were willing to share that on
this website.
Speaker 8 (53:39):
Like I was willing to post it so like my town.
Speaker 11 (53:45):
Here's the worst part about it all is that somebody
recently submitted that my parents were in an open like
a swinger's group WHOA, which I was like, should I
post that or not?
Speaker 1 (53:59):
And I did not Oh you did.
Speaker 12 (54:01):
Okay, I did A sure did.
Speaker 11 (54:04):
And it's been very very very fun to see this
all out.
Speaker 14 (54:09):
Bring out deserve that's what they get?
Speaker 1 (54:12):
What girl, how do they deserve that?
Speaker 12 (54:15):
Okay?
Speaker 11 (54:16):
Look, man, first of all, they weren't great parents, and
I'm not surprised if they're in a finger saying.
Speaker 4 (54:20):
And if they's their bag, they'll set up their bag.
Speaker 1 (54:23):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (54:24):
Man, Well congrats, I don't I don't know what to
say to any.
Speaker 1 (54:28):
Of the Thank you for telling us your dirty little secret?
All right, hye guys, bye bye? What's your dirty little secret,
The world today has gone to ashi double hockey sticks
in a handbasket. I tell ya why, in my day
things were so much better. These days you got everybody
with their faces stuffed into their phones, watching people dance
on the talk talk. Technology has ruined society. Why back
in my day there were no phones. We had telegrams,
(00:22):
and it took seven months to get you one. Oh,
I didn't know my mom had passed away for a
full year, and I was fine with it. Oh, it
was great back in the day. All these kids, they
spend their time talking about self care and protecting your
inner peace, and they're trying to be their own boss
and make their own money and make their own way
in life. It was so much better. When I was
(00:43):
a kid. Nobody talked about feelings, and all of us
were perfectly fine slaving away at a job for low
wages while the company we worked for got rich.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
We were stressed out, tired, overworked, and full up, full
of bottled up feelings that our societal standards told us
were wrong to express, and we loved it. That's how
a lot of people feel that it was better back
in the day. It's the jewbal show.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Yeah, I wonder if the thought, no, there's a new
level of stress.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
If you think things were better back in the day,
wait till you hear an article that's gone viral from
nineteen eighteen. It's written by one married woman giving marriage
advice to young ladies. Thanks over and next, and you
can see if you still agree it was better back
in the day. That's right after this. It's the double show.
Do you think that life was better back in the day,
It's the doewble Show. We'll see if you agree in
(01:32):
just a second, because an article has gone viral from
nineteen eighteen from a married woman giving advice to young
ladies on marriage. Oh yay, jeezuz different back then, so
they say life was a lot different back in the day.
Back in nineteen eighteen, things were definitely different. And let's
go over the article that's gone viral with some people
saying it should go back to this. Other people are saying,
(01:54):
thank goodness that it's not nineteen eighteen.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Men.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Yeah, mostly like everything all in there. Just feed me
and clothe me and bathe me.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Woman.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Well, let's go over this article from nineteen eighteen from
a woman giving marriage advice to young ladies on domestic
life and duty Duty says, embrace your role at home, eh,
before the war. A woman's place is firmly declared to
be within the home, adjacent to the stove, and never
more than twelve paces from a broom. For this is
(02:30):
from nineteen eighteen, the woman giving the young lady's advice
on marriage, So never more than twelve spaces from a broom,
Lady's I kind of get that, though, not now. Sorry,
we're about to go at it right now. Not now, please,
I'd hit somebody with the broom.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
But back then, I mean, if your man's at war,
like fighting a war, you feel like you gotta do
something to help something, So i'd at.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Least keep the house clean.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
Get back to them.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Yeah, I guess we are officially fourteen steps away from
the room. You've crossed the perimeter of where you should be.
Either carry the room with you or back up. A
patriotic it says, also says a patriotic duty women should
(03:14):
become kitchen soldiers, conserving meat, wheat, fats, and sugar.
Speaker 6 (03:18):
Oh okay, my thing is if you put me in
the kitchen, I'll go to the kitchen.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
That's fine.
Speaker 6 (03:25):
I can't like make sure your health is going to
be good for the next five years. You'll probably like,
there's no chance that you're going to say alive past
one year if I'm in the kitchen all day because
I'm not cooking anything great and let's be honest, shaking
nuggets again, Yes, you may just be going down sooner
than you think.
Speaker 7 (03:42):
So you'll stay in the kitchen as long as you're
in the will Yeah, okay, gotcha.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Another thing from this article that's gone viral from a
woman from nineteen eighteen who published an article to young
ladies on marriage, said to maintain a cheerful disposition. A
cheerful wife is considered essential to national morale. Oh see,
that's how much power women have. Always smile at all times,
even during thunderstorms. It sings softly while sweeping. It's all
(04:08):
about sweeping in the room. I've noticed.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
No vacuums.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Ensure that no man returning from war encounter a frown,
a sigh, or laundry on a chair. You know how
angry I'd be if I was at war and I
came home and I saw some laundry on a chair,
I would go right back into action. Sorrwe I was
sweeping my room was away, I couldn't get to the laundry.
(04:37):
I saw less carnage in Korea, believing thick of that laundry.
This is ridiculous. From going over an article from nineteen
eighteen from a woman giving advice to young ladies on marriage,
it also said, choose a man for his utility, not
his looks.
Speaker 7 (04:52):
Yeah, yeah, it's so much better back in the day.
I every morning I look up and look in the mirror.
I feel that way.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
I feel like we're starting to lean in that direction though,
because what are you going to do for me? Like,
if you're not going to be like cool and hot,
what can you do?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
It says make sure that your man has the ability
to light a fire under any weather condition. Oh I
like that. I would definitely be single in n eighteen.
There's nobody that will want me. Guys's rules were different too.
Owns a toolbox containing at least one real hammer. Yes,
I would still say that. I would appreciate that now.
I mean, yeah, but I have my own hammer, so
(05:29):
why don't need yours? Me too, But it's better to
have you know that, you know how that he can
use it.
Speaker 7 (05:32):
I just moved into a new apartment, and I put
everything up with the stickham things that.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
My daughter told me about on the command strips.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Yeah, but everything with the command strips about a week.
Everything's going to fall down.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
Right now, but next week and off it's asleep.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Also everything you just hear it fall. Also in this
article of nineteen eighteen, from a Woman to Young Women
on marriage, it says expect very little advice from n eighteen.
Husbands are lazy, selfish, and prone to wandering thoughts. Therefore,
(06:11):
expectations should be lower than the root celler Man eighteen.
Speaker 5 (06:17):
Exactly our what she's saying.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Hey, man, she was protecting her peace at all kinds.
She knew her power and she used.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
It with a broom. You wish to marry him, you
must remain merry and simply feed the brute. Stop it
really feed the brute means.
Speaker 7 (06:34):
Basically, yeah, keep him happy.
Speaker 8 (06:42):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
So basically that's from nineteen eighteen on how to become
a real wife.
Speaker 5 (06:49):
Happy wife, happy life.
Speaker 6 (06:50):
They say that is what they say, but that's the opposite.
What do you mean if you want me to be happy,
don't keep me in the kitchen. I don't want to
be near a broom. We're going to order an eye
robot down the street.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Listen, if we.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Divide our tasks, yeah, then I'm okay with it.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
I don't think there was any dividing tasks in nineteen eighteen. No,
not at all. That's when people say the world is better,
is better back in the day. I look at this
stuff and I'm like, what, Because you could hire a
robot to clean your house now back for you, then
you gotta worry about other stuff.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
If only thing I had to worry about was keeping
the floor clean, I might sleep a little.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Lean, was putting in an application via nights and anything.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
It's just stress stressed out.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
It's another jewbile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello,
it's a great day at dot com. This is Pete Eakins.
I was looking for our customer Jeff, who issue to
complain with us. I'm giving you a call back.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
This is he.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Thank you for finally calling me back. Are you going
to give me my refund now? Please? I've emailed you
ten times. The issue is I got a defective TV
that doesn't work and I need a refund.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Gotcha? Okay, Well let me just look into this for
you real quick. Okay, I'm just gonna pull some up
here and okay, I'm just gonna read a little something
to you. Okay, here, here he goes. Gratitude, not grand
or loud. It doesn't need a cheering crowd. It's toast
that's warm, a call at night, a porch light on
(08:21):
when skies are bright. It's finding peace and messy days,
oh almost on your so count your winds, so big
and small, and thank the weirdness most of all. It's
a little poem I wrote on gratitude. What do you think.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
That's horse?
Speaker 9 (08:38):
I don't know what that even has anything to do
with what we're talking about. How does that have anything
to do with the TV that you owe me a
refund for?
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Well, you know just what. I'm not hearing a lot
of in this phone call so far, Jeff. I'm hearing
a whole lot of like, I need my refund for
the TV that you ordered from us that was defective
that you still haven't got yet. But I'm not hearing
a whole lot of gratitude. And I like that.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Why would I have gratitude?
Speaker 9 (09:01):
I would have gratitude if you gave me my damn
refund for the TV.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Jeff, I just want you to think about that. Every
complaint is just a blessing in disguise, So you're basically
thriving right now if you think about it from a
gratitude standpoint.
Speaker 9 (09:15):
For you talking about just give me my refund. I
have called, I have emailed, and you have done nothing.
Just give me my damn refund for the TV it
was broken. I paid fifteen hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
I hear you, and I just want to encourage you
to be grateful because some people out there don't even
have a chance to call customer service at all or
have a complaint about a refund on a TV that
didn't work. You know there are people out there with
no TVs at all.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
How long have you worked in customer service?
Speaker 9 (09:42):
Let me talk to someone else that knows what the
they're doing. All I'm asking for is a refund.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
Who can I speak with that can get me a refund?
Speaker 1 (09:50):
It sounds like we got off on the wrong foot there.
I'll go ahead. I'll pass you along to someone else
and then they can deal with your refund. Sorry about that,
but I'll put you on hold real quick.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
Okay, oh great, thank you.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Dot Palm.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
This is dog.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
How can I help.
Speaker 9 (10:06):
Yes, I was speaking with someone before who is horrible
at what they were doing. I'm asking for a refund
for my TV. Can you please help me with that?
Speaker 4 (10:15):
Please?
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Why don't you describe your issue to me one one
more pime and then don will be able to help
you out.
Speaker 9 (10:22):
Do you not see it in the system? I got
a defective TV. It doesn't work. I spent fifteen hundred dollars.
I'm asking for a refund, and I will never buy
a TV from you again because this is the worst
customer service.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
I've ever had.
Speaker 9 (10:37):
How hard is it to just give me a refund
for a defective television?
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Got it?
Speaker 10 (10:42):
Bro?
Speaker 1 (10:42):
One thing I want you to think about as we
go forward here, Jeff, is that complaining is just gratitude
in reverse. You know what I'm saying, So like, really,
if you think about it, you're pretty grateful right now
for everything that is.
Speaker 9 (10:55):
You know what the stop with the gratitude?
Speaker 4 (10:58):
Is this in your training manual.
Speaker 9 (11:00):
To just say gratitude? Gratitude, gratitude. I'm asking for a refund.
I would have gratitude if you gave me a refund.
Speaker 5 (11:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
And the thing we like to have our customers think
about here at dot com is that gratitude is free
unlike refunds. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
No, I don't know what you're saying. You're not making
any sense.
Speaker 9 (11:18):
I'm asking for a refund, but now I'm gonna have
to post on social media, which I don't want to do,
and last your company and make sure everybody else knows
what horse.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Of a job you're doing with your customer startance. You know,
a dude, almost send you to a manager. Sounds like
you're having a tough time. Hold on one second for me,
dot com speedeachin's here. How can I help?
Speaker 9 (11:43):
No, no, no, no, I already spoke with you. Not
you again. Do not say gratitude. Take your gratitude and
shove it up. Hey Jay, I'm not dealing with this
gratitude full anymore.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Refund Jeff, This is actually from the Jubil Show doing
a phone frank on you and your wife. Lena set
you up.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Please, I'm so over my damn refund. Please help me.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
She said that you've been having trouble getting a refund
on a TV that you bought, and she wanted to
mess with you.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Well she did. She did a good job messing with me.
And I still don't have my refund.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
That's great, well, attitude of gratitude, my dude, Please more gratitude.
Please wake up every morning with jubile phone Franks, give
us three minutes and we'll give you everything you need
to know with Nina's what's trending? But real quick, it's
eight thirty and that means it's time for Dirty Little Santa.
Damn right now eight eight three four three eight eight
(12:47):
eight three four three one oh six one. And if
you're the caller that gets through, you get to choose
between two stockings. One of them has a gift in it,
like this one. It's a yodling pickle that looks so
it's just a pickle that yodels. So if you got
(13:10):
it it want a yoling pickle, that could be a
great prize for you, or it could be the not
so good prize. And the other stocking has something awesome
in it, like concert tickets things like that. So call
right now if you want to open one of the
stockings from Dirty Little Santa. We'll do it right after
Nana does Nana's What's trending? That was me Nina.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Okay, so we're back in that time where it's like
the year roundup of absolutely every possible topic under the sun,
and this time we're talking about the average child's allowance.
Do you believe an allowance? I forgot to allow our
kid get allowance? And where does it match up with
the rest of the country. Well, tell well, I will
tell you that in just a second. But first, continuing
(13:55):
with the year recap stuff. YouTube is debuting for the
very first time, you're end wrap up of the videos
that you watched the most users can select between twelve
different themes.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
I don't know if I want to watch that, Like
Spotify does their mind music that you listen to, and
I'm like, that's cool, you know, but I don't know
if I want just all the tutorials of random things
that I've watched all year. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
It takes it a step further because it tells you
what type of person you are based off of the
videos that you watched on YouTube. Soides your personality type.
You could be an adventurer, a skill builder, a creative spirit,
or whatever else.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
You're watching. Comfy's person who's a edutorials.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
I wonder what they say about the person that just
watches like little chubby animals roll around on.
Speaker 5 (14:42):
The screen because that's me lonely.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
I was gonna say that before.
Speaker 5 (14:48):
I was gonna say that before you said that. All right,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry before.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
But you know what, don't apologize because you know what
you do.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
If you're feeling a little by yourself on the holidays,
you throw on Netflix. Because Netflix is now keeping you
warm at home with their three new virtual U log
holiday streaming cues.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
It's so great.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
So on Netflix you can put on an hour long
fireplace video inspired by K pop demon Hunters, Oh Stranger
Things Wednesday, so you can have your own like little
upside down fire at home, right side up.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
It.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Okay, I gotta get through this one, all right.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
And lastly, where does your child's allowance or where does
your allowance fit on this? It's not even a scale.
It's fifty two dollars per month. That is the average
allowance for children in the United for America.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
I feel like you should have to earn an allowance.
Still chores, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Well maybe they do do chores, but even if they do,
fifty two dollars per month is what they get. But
if you're out here, you're crossing off all the chores
on a chore chart, and you're only getting fifty two
dollars per month. Your parents are playing you.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
But also those.
Speaker 6 (16:02):
Chores are just helping around the house, help your parents out. Yeah,
like that's some things like you probably I had to
do those and I.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Didn't get any You're getting free rent. Yeah, Okay, I
used to be I used to be a stepdad, you know. Yeah,
and I didn't do the allowance thing. But we would negotiate.
So I would let him come to me with negotiations,
right like if I do this, can I have twenty bucks?
And then I would be like, you gotta do this, this, this,
and then he would come back with more negotiations, and
sometimes he would get more money. Sometimes you get nothing.
(16:28):
That's a great life. You actually got pretty good at
negotiating before that. I'm like, then this kids breaking me
over here?
Speaker 3 (16:33):
Okay, are you making a teachable moments in a different way?
Speaker 5 (16:38):
I'm looking for an agent?
Speaker 4 (16:39):
Is he?
Speaker 3 (16:39):
Is he?
Speaker 1 (16:40):
An? That is what's trending? All right? Now It's time
to open a stocking from Dirty Little Santa. Every single
morning at eight thirty, your chance to choose between two stockings.
One of them has a gift that's not so great
in it, and the other one has a really good gift.
So go to the phone here, Hello, Hi, Hey, it's
(17:03):
a double show. Who's this Sarah? Sarah? Are you ready
to pick a stocking from Dirty Little Santa?
Speaker 11 (17:12):
Oh my gosh, Yeah, I didn't think I was actually
getting through you did.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
You might regret it after one of the stockings. I
don't know, because there's two stockings. One of them has
something that's like not that great in it, you know,
like the yodling pickle that I have next to me.
Who you're talking to you?
Speaker 4 (17:30):
I'm sorry, I would It's not bad.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
I just can't figure out how to get the stop
once it starts yodling of mine, or a good prize
like concert tickets and things like that. So choose between
stalking one and Stalking two and you'll find out what
you've won.
Speaker 10 (17:47):
How about number Shoot, you're going with number two?
Speaker 8 (17:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Are you sure about that?
Speaker 4 (17:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Because if I change my mind get all.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
Screwed up in.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Well, the optimism in stalking number two it is Demi
Levato tickets a climate page was a correct choice. Yeah,
So you can have that or the yelling pickle and
you got that.
Speaker 12 (18:17):
Yeah, I'll take the ticket.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Maybe you're lucky, demy Levada will come out dressed as
a pickle and yodel. Hey, congratulations. Every single morning at
eight thirty thirty, Little Santa call up and your chance
to win either a not so great prize or a
really good one.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
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Speaker 1 (18:40):
Jewel is on the phone today for a first date
follow up, and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Patrick.
So in a few minutes we'll call him and see
if he'll tell us why he's ghostinger and maybe get
her a second date. But first, Jewel, how long has
it been since you heard from old Pat?
Speaker 10 (18:55):
Hey, guys, it's been over a week, which fields embarrassing
to say, but yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
Okay, so why don't you tell us about the day
and we'll see if there's any holes.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
Thank you, I appreciate it. Okay.
Speaker 10 (19:09):
So we were having a really great time. Obviously he's cute,
like I saw his pictures before I met him. We
met on an app, so you know, matched the picture,
like really cute. I specifically love his dimples like I
have a thing for people with dimples, and when he
least he's really got him and he's he was like
(19:30):
a gentleman. He was definitely confident, but not overtly like
kind of a quiet, confident guy. And he actually listens
to me.
Speaker 13 (19:41):
That was probably what.
Speaker 10 (19:42):
Stood out the most because I've been on so many
first days where people are like checking.
Speaker 13 (19:45):
Out, and he was actually paying attention.
Speaker 10 (19:49):
He remembered like mid names of my family members I mentioned,
and stuff about work, and that.
Speaker 4 (19:55):
Was so nice.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
That's cool people to remember.
Speaker 12 (20:00):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Oh.
Speaker 10 (20:05):
Also another thing that I've never seen before, he ordered.
Speaker 13 (20:08):
Dessert so confidently, like I feel like guys.
Speaker 10 (20:10):
Are weird about dessert sometimes, and he was just like
took charge, got the brownies. It was like amazing, I'm
attracted to.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
That, you know, sure, And then we.
Speaker 10 (20:25):
Like had such a good time at dinner that we
extended the date, which was unexpected. We decided to get
a nightcap, so we like walked to a cute rooftop
bar and then we get in there and we're going
to sit at the bar and this is so embarrassing.
(20:45):
I like misjudged the height of the stool because it
was one of those.
Speaker 12 (20:49):
Tall bar stools.
Speaker 10 (20:51):
I fell, which is embarrassing enough, but I didn't just fall.
Speaker 8 (20:57):
When I fell.
Speaker 10 (20:59):
I reached instinctively to grab for something to hold on to,
and I fully grabbed his jewels like well, he liked
(21:19):
he took it like a man. He didn't like make
a big dealer or cry or whatever. But I, you, guys,
like I was like, I didn't just grab and let go.
Speaker 4 (21:26):
I was holding as I was falling, so I was
a yanking.
Speaker 8 (21:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (21:37):
Well at first, he, like I said, he was just
like like kind of like like.
Speaker 4 (21:42):
Sucking it in or whatever like not, but he couldn't
help it.
Speaker 10 (21:45):
When I actually pulled, he yelped because he can't help it.
Like I don't blame him. But then everybody noticed obviously,
so then it was like dramatic and and what's going on? Like,
you know, it was a rooftop bar, so it's it's
a you could actually hear him scream. It's not like
we're in a small dive bar. Like everyone was looking.
Speaker 13 (22:07):
Not cute, and it just felt like the whole vibe
shifted after that, obviously, like I had trouble recovering.
Speaker 10 (22:15):
I was like apologizing a lot and trying to keep
conversation going, but it was so uncomfortable and I just
felt really bad. But everything before that was so good, right,
So I'm like, you know, we probably spent another twenty
minutes there and then just kind of like awkwardly wrapped
it up, and he did. He did walk me to
(22:36):
my uber and make sure like I got home safe
and everything, but then I never heard from him again.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Oh no, I don't know that is it. We'll play
a song come back and then call him and see
if he'll tell us why he's ghosting you and maybe
get you a second date. Okay, thank you, yep, we'll
get your first thing follow up next. Right in the
middle of your first name follow up. And if you're
just joining us, Jewel is on the phone and she's
(23:02):
getting ghosted by a guy named Patrick. So we're about
to call him and see if he'll tell us why
he's ghostinger and maybe get her another date. But first, Juel,
why don't you recap your date with Patrick, real quick,
grab and all.
Speaker 10 (23:15):
So we had an amazing first date Italian spot all
the way through dessert, great time. Decided to extend the date,
went for a nightcap on a rooftop bar, and I
misjudged the height of the barstool, fell and on the
way down really firmly grabbed his junk.
Speaker 12 (23:35):
It shifted the vibe, and then.
Speaker 10 (23:38):
Spent about twenty more minutes together and then never heard
from him again.
Speaker 13 (23:41):
So really, I'm really hoping we could salvage it.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Hey, right, yeah, all right, Well we'll see if that
is the reason or if it's something else. Are you
ready for us to call him?
Speaker 4 (23:49):
Yes? Sweet?
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Okay, here we go. Hello, Hi, I speak to Patrick,
Please speaking? Hey Patrick, how are you? This is a
radio show. It's called The Jewbill Show.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
Hi Patrick, I'm Nina. Hi am Victoria, and I'm Freeze
and my name is Jewbell. How are you whole parties here?
Speaker 14 (24:15):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (24:16):
Good?
Speaker 14 (24:17):
How are y'all doing?
Speaker 5 (24:18):
What's just not bad?
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Thanks? Have you ever listened to the show before?
Speaker 4 (24:23):
No?
Speaker 14 (24:23):
I can't say that I have.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Okay, So we do a segment on the show called
the first a follow Up. That's where if you go
out on a date with somebody and you end up
ghosting them, that person can email us to call you
and find out why you're ghosting them. And we got
an email about you from somebody? Oh okay, whoa any idea?
Who would email us?
Speaker 15 (24:41):
Yeah, no, it's kind of a surprise. I wasn't expecting.
I was hoping I want to call or something.
Speaker 5 (24:46):
Yeah, me too. Any any idea who.
Speaker 14 (24:49):
Would be No, I can't say that.
Speaker 4 (24:52):
I can think of you right now.
Speaker 14 (24:54):
It's kind of I feel bad. It's a little awkward.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
It was a date I think you would remember because
you ended up getting grabbed in the junk on accident.
Speaker 15 (25:02):
Yell, okay, yeah, you're talking about duel, right, Is that
is that the person.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Ye duell email us said that she thought you were awesome,
but you've been ghosting her and she doesn't know. Why
would you mind telling us?
Speaker 14 (25:17):
Yeah, I mean this is this is really weird.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (25:22):
So Juel told me when we were on the date
that she doesn't trust people.
Speaker 15 (25:27):
Who walk fast, and I mean she said that if
someone walks with urgency, they're hiding something.
Speaker 14 (25:32):
And I don't know, I couldn't unhear it.
Speaker 15 (25:35):
I mean, like I walked fast and it kind of
felt like a personal attack. And I mean, like I
hate slow walkers, you know, like walk with some intention,
with some urgency. You're milling around your phone, I'm trying
to get somewhere, and you know, I just I just
felt like a personal attack.
Speaker 14 (25:52):
I just couldn't unhear it.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
So you thought she was like being passive aggressive with you,
and like, you know, I don't trust you cause you
walk fast.
Speaker 15 (25:59):
Yeah yeah, I just like I'm just walking and like
everyone has their own pace. I mean, I would appreciate
it if we're walking all together in a public space,
you walk with some intention and.
Speaker 4 (26:09):
Not like we're at a park run.
Speaker 14 (26:13):
I'm not going to judge you for walking slow.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
I'm just saying, you know.
Speaker 15 (26:16):
I'm not going to sit here and be like, oh, well,
slow walkers are terrible.
Speaker 14 (26:19):
People are trying to hide something and as much.
Speaker 4 (26:23):
Okay, huge jump.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
So you weren't hiding anything.
Speaker 14 (26:27):
No, no, no, I probably had to be somewhere.
Speaker 4 (26:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 15 (26:31):
So that's why she doesn't trust people that walk fast.
Speaker 14 (26:34):
And that was really weird to me, so I didn't.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
Call her back.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
All right, Well, thank you for telling us, man, I
appreciate it. I'll also let you know right now that
Jewel is on the phone and has been listening and
wants to talk to you.
Speaker 4 (26:46):
They're here right now.
Speaker 14 (26:48):
Yeah, Hi, Hi Patrick, Hey Jewel, what's up.
Speaker 4 (26:57):
Well, I feel like this.
Speaker 13 (26:58):
Is kind of ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (26:59):
I wasn't a to you.
Speaker 10 (27:00):
I was just stating my opinion, like it was not
a personal attack on you.
Speaker 4 (27:05):
I mean you said.
Speaker 15 (27:05):
People who walk fast are either running from guilt or
running from taxes.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
You said you.
Speaker 15 (27:10):
Said this while I was walking next to you on
our way to grab a nightcap.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
And just that.
Speaker 10 (27:16):
Okay, First of all, holl you were walking like somebody
owed you money, Like I just thought you.
Speaker 4 (27:21):
Were cold or really excited about getting the drink.
Speaker 14 (27:23):
Like that's not my normal pace, that's how my legs work.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
That's my natural speed, one foot in front of the other.
Speaker 10 (27:31):
Paste your natural speed made me feel like I was
re enacting a chase scene from a crime documentary, like
I had to take five steps for every one of
your steps.
Speaker 15 (27:39):
You called me subspecially athletic in public, Like what does
that even mean?
Speaker 10 (27:44):
It wasn't an insult, It was an observation, like you
moved like you trained for mall walking championships.
Speaker 14 (27:51):
I try to get into the roofstop before.
Speaker 5 (27:54):
The bar got crowded.
Speaker 10 (27:57):
Well, I've never seen anybody walk that bouts, and I
think you're being dramatic, like nobody was looking.
Speaker 15 (28:03):
The bartenders literally asked if we're good because you whispered,
why did you speak walking easy?
Speaker 4 (28:07):
Hiding something?
Speaker 1 (28:08):
So she really leaned into this.
Speaker 12 (28:14):
Patrick.
Speaker 10 (28:15):
To be honest, one lady looked at you like you
were about to steal a purse, like she was clutching
her bag like it was a newborn.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
Were you being playful jewel or like were you being
kind of like playfully passive aggressive?
Speaker 13 (28:30):
I felt like I was like flirting and trying to make.
Speaker 10 (28:33):
It sort of more normal feeling by.
Speaker 13 (28:36):
Just calling it out because it was so weird.
Speaker 12 (28:39):
But I wouldn't have.
Speaker 13 (28:40):
I would have still done enough.
Speaker 10 (28:41):
I would have before this stilled one another second date.
Speaker 13 (28:45):
Like it's not like it stuck with me or bothered
me that much, but I guess it bothered you.
Speaker 15 (28:52):
I don't see what you're asking me right now, like
you went around the whole bar. Damn, they're asking them
if I was walking fast. I feel like that's enough
for person just saying no, you did that your date.
We're just leaning So what if I'm walking fast? This
is who I am as a person. If that's that's
something you can accept, why would I want to keep
talking to the person.
Speaker 10 (29:11):
Well, just in my own defense, I did feel like
I had to make a joke of it and tell
people because.
Speaker 4 (29:17):
They were looking and it was so weird.
Speaker 13 (29:19):
So I was kind of like cleaning up after you.
Speaker 4 (29:23):
I don't know.
Speaker 15 (29:24):
No one was looking at us, no one cared about
what we were doing.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
We walked into the bar.
Speaker 4 (29:30):
We got there before it got busy.
Speaker 15 (29:31):
That's why I was walking, like that's the way I walked,
and like that's probably it helped us. We would have
not gotten there, would have been busy, even got a seat.
No one's cared about No one's cared about you walking
in the bar.
Speaker 12 (29:42):
Trust me.
Speaker 13 (29:43):
I can tell people were talking about.
Speaker 4 (29:45):
It and it was awkward. Oh so now you're a minderer.
Speaker 15 (29:48):
Now you read everyone's mind in the bar, and you
knew that everyone had a problem with me walking fast.
Speaker 4 (29:52):
Well, then I guess you can read my mind right now.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Well, Patrick, would you like another day? Would you will
pay for it?
Speaker 3 (29:58):
No?
Speaker 15 (29:58):
I think I can say that I don't want to
date anyone who thinks my walking pace is a moral flaw.
Speaker 10 (30:05):
Yeah, and I don't even know why I wanted a
second date because you're walking in Psycho, and so wasn't.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Been an option. Psycho.
Speaker 4 (30:16):
Psycho, Okay, yeah, psycho okay, Julee, you know what I'll
be the cycle Walks of Purpose while you Lilly got
your way through life.
Speaker 10 (30:25):
Oh oh yeah, it's nineteen hundred and I'm a Lolley Gager.
Speaker 13 (30:32):
I cannot believe I wanted another date with you?
Speaker 1 (30:36):
You will first date.
Speaker 4 (30:37):
Follow up with?
Speaker 2 (30:38):
Am I some sort of a mentally challenged airhead?
Speaker 1 (30:41):
No, not even I didn't say that.
Speaker 11 (30:44):
It was like, why am I even listening to?
Speaker 2 (30:46):
To begin with?
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Your virgin who can't drive? It's time for America's a
favorite trivia game. You versus Victoria. Your chance to take
on Victoria Ramirez in a game of trivia for Dave
Chappelle tickets. So let's meet today contestant for you verus Victoria, Katie.
What's up, Katie? How are you? And good? How are
you good? Thank you for asking? Are you ready to play?
(31:08):
Or what?
Speaker 15 (31:08):
Okay?
Speaker 12 (31:09):
See I am? I usually beat Victoria, so hopefully same
for today. Braye, she's been doing good, nay, been good?
Speaker 1 (31:18):
Sweet, she's sweet. All right, it's gonna be hard to demolisher.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
I'm gonna send Victoria out of the studio. And while
she's leaving, Katie, the game is played like this. You
have thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't, no one just say pass, and Victoria has
to be you outright to win. Okay, okay, all right,
are you ready?
Speaker 4 (31:40):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Okay, here we go, Katie. Your time starts now.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
What's the most abundant gas on Earth's atmosphere?
Speaker 12 (31:48):
Oxygen?
Speaker 14 (31:49):
Whatar?
Speaker 4 (31:50):
Next year oxygen?
Speaker 1 (31:52):
What month is the tenth on a calendar year?
Speaker 12 (31:55):
October?
Speaker 3 (31:56):
What is the longest day of the year called much
in home alone? Where were the mcallisters going when they
left Kevin behind? How long does Kwanza.
Speaker 4 (32:08):
Last eight days?
Speaker 3 (32:12):
Why do geese and other flocks of birds fly in
a v formation?
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Mm?
Speaker 12 (32:18):
The are dynamics?
Speaker 1 (32:19):
I don't know that's answer. All right, we'll bring Victoria
back into the studio, and while she's getting settled, here's
a question for you, Katie. Finish this sentence. Sure, I
ruined Christmas, but in my defense, you guys.
Speaker 12 (32:41):
Didn't see it's in the mac and cheese.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Kid enough, Victoria finished the sentence. Sure I ruined Christmas,
but in my defense, Grandma told me to Okay, all right.
Speaker 4 (32:54):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible. If you
don't know when. Just say pass and Victoria you have
to beat Katie outright to win? Okay, okay, all right,
here we go, Katie. You can tell Victoria whin to go?
Speaker 12 (33:06):
All right ready?
Speaker 1 (33:09):
What's the most abundant gas on Earth's atmosphere? Oxygen?
Speaker 6 (33:13):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (33:14):
Wait? Carbon diat x side? What month is the tenth
on a calendar year? I don't know that was right?
What mother is said? October? What is the longest day
of the year called a long day?
Speaker 3 (33:26):
And home alone? Where are the mcallisters going when they
left Kevin behind?
Speaker 1 (33:30):
Oh, New York? How long does Kwanza last? Eight days?
Speaker 3 (33:35):
Why do geese and other flocks of birds fly in
a V formation because they're Okay.
Speaker 6 (33:39):
Wait, I can actually think V formation for a Victoria
just kidding. I don't know why because they need a
leader and so the rest of all I don't know.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
Okay, all right, Let's send it over to the scoreboard
and see how you guys did with our scoreboard. Our
producer freeze.
Speaker 5 (33:56):
Why, I'll just be the scoreboard. The caller is our winner.
With Victoria had one.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Katie, Congratulations, I did it, pe Victoria, yah, and you
got Dave Chappelle tickets. Yeah, go the answers now, Nina.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
Katie, you almost had three. Actually what the first question?
The answer is nitrogen, the most abundant gas and Earth's atmosphere.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Katie was going back and forth. I knew it, Panic,
I know you did not. It's okay.
Speaker 3 (34:28):
The tenth on a calendar year is October. The longest
day of the year is called the summer solstice.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
It's called long day. And home alone. The first home alone.
They were going to Paris.
Speaker 3 (34:38):
Oh, Kwanza lasts a week and then geese and other
flocks of birds fly in a v formation to conserve energy.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Are you sure about which one?
Speaker 9 (34:47):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Yes, Kwanta and the geese formation.
Speaker 5 (34:49):
I'm positive we are more sure than you are.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Well Quanta. I just looked up. Yeah, that's fair and
it said seven days, which is crazy because geese also
celebrate Quanta. Wait, what so we play your Victoria the
same time every single weekday morning. Remember you want to
play just dm us at the Jubil show or go
to the jubilshow dot com and your phone break aub
(35:12):
it's every single hour on the twenties. Your next one
is coming up right after this, and then right after
that it's Nina's what's trending, and don't forget. You can
stream the show wherever you stream things any of your devices.
Just look for the Jubil Show stream us. Yeah, it's fun.
Try it. It's fun. Try it. It's a lot of fun. Yeah,
please try it. Your phone break is next right now. Whoa,
(35:33):
It's time to Catch a Cheater only on the Jubile Show.
Daisy is on the phone today for to Catch a Cheater.
She's been dating her boyfriend Tyler for about a year,
but now she thinks something's going on, so we'll see
if we can help her out. Daisy, what's up? Why
do you think Tyler's cheating?
Speaker 12 (35:49):
Yeah, so we've been together for like a year now.
My sister actually is the one who set us up.
And when I first started dating him, she kind of sad, like, hey,
I know he started up at the past, like he
has cheated. He's you know, maybe not the most trustworthy guy,
but to be honest, like I've I've dated guys like
(36:10):
that in the past, and I kind of felt like
maybe I could be the one to like change him
or tame him, you know. So I wasn't super concerned
about it, and he's always like really respectful to me,
and like we don't really really even fight like with
each other at all, so you know, things aren't like boring,
Like he's not like a like a chill guy necessarily.
(36:30):
Like we'd like to go out and like to do stuff,
and we've gotten into some trouble, like at a club before,
and we've done some stupid things, some.
Speaker 8 (36:37):
Public that I can't really say on the air, but
other than that, like things have been like pretty good
between the two of us.
Speaker 12 (36:44):
So my sister texted me the other night and she
said that she saw him at a club, which isn't like,
you know, crazy to me, because like we do like
to go out, but she said that he was like
kind of all over this girl, and when she called me,
I kind of just brushed it off, and then I
was started like yelling at her.
Speaker 8 (37:04):
Because I felt like she was kind of.
Speaker 12 (37:05):
Starting to try and cause some like problems or drama
and I just don't really feel like he would do
something like that, and she's just somebody who is like
kind of addicted to drama, so I just felt like
this was like her trying to stir the pot again.
So then when he got home I told him like, oh,
this is what she said, and I thought it was
kind of funny, and then he didn't think it was
(37:27):
funny like at all, so he got really mad at
it about it and he started talking to about my sister,
and I guess that he was pissed, Like I totally
understand that, but he got like really really pissed, to
the point where then it kind of started to feel
like weird, like Okay, why are you.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
This like a weird defensive, like a too overly defensive response.
Speaker 12 (37:48):
Yeah, it was like he got too upset. So now
I'm just not really sure what to think. And the
more I think about it, the more I'm like something's
not adding up, and like maybe what she said was
true and he was doing something. I think he's going
to be really possed when he finds out that I
called a radio station to get to the bottom of this.
(38:08):
But I just I kind of feel like I have
to know before I make a decision, like if I'm
going to go forward or not.
Speaker 3 (38:16):
Do you think that you're the type of person that
would be upset if he was just dancing with somebody
at a club and maybe in a flirty way, But
there was no actual cheating, and there's no wrong answer.
I'm just I'm curious to see what you know. Your
sister's definition of him really stepping out on you.
Speaker 8 (38:30):
Is yeah, I mean I think for me that feels
like a no, like I wouldn't.
Speaker 12 (38:35):
Do that with another guy, and I think he'd be
mad if he saw me do that with another guy.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
Okay, okay, well, you already told us what grocery store
he's a rewards card member at, so we'll play a
song come Back, and then call him and pretend to
be from the grocery store and tell him that he's
the lucky winner this month of flowers to be delivered
to anybody that he wants, and we'll see if he
sends those flowers see you or to somebody else. Okay, okay,
thank you, all right, we'll play a song come back
and get your sketchheter next. Right in the middle of
(39:00):
Today's To Catch a Cheater, and Daisy is on the phone.
She thinks that her boyfriend of about a year might
be cheating on her. So in a second, we're going
to call him and pretend to be from the grocery
store that he's a rewards card member. At and say
that every month, we choose one Lucky Rewards card member
who gets free flowers delivered to anybody that they want.
We'll see if he sends us to her or to
somebody else. But before we do that, Daisy, why don't
you catch everybody up on your situation.
Speaker 12 (39:22):
Yeah, So, my sister saw my boyfriend at a club
kind of like hanging on some girl. And then when
he came home, I told him about it, like kind
of joking about it because I thought it was funny,
because it just seemed like completely ridiculous in something he
wouldn't do, and he got so upset that now I
feel like maybe there is some kind of like.
Speaker 8 (39:44):
Truth to it.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
Somebody gets really, really really angry when they're not just
being straight up accused when you ask them about it.
You know, that's usually a sign that something's going on.
So hopefully not. But we'll see if we can figure
it out. Right now, Okay you ready?
Speaker 12 (39:58):
Yeah, I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (40:00):
Here we go.
Speaker 4 (40:11):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
Hi, this is corrible calling from I was looking for
our Rewards card member named Tyler.
Speaker 4 (40:18):
Oh this is he? Sorry?
Speaker 1 (40:20):
You?
Speaker 4 (40:20):
Who is this am?
Speaker 1 (40:21):
I'm actually calling to say congratulations and thank you for
shopping with us here. This must big winner.
Speaker 4 (40:26):
I don't think I am like, what did I don't
I don't think I answered anything.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
I'm not sure if you've seen the signs, but every
single month, we choose one Rewards Card member at random
to say thank you very much for being a loyal
customer by gifting you free flower delivery from our floral department.
So you've won thirty six long stim red roses, a
box of candy or chocolate, and a car to be
delivered to anybody that you want within the fifty United States.
Speaker 4 (40:48):
No way, Wow, I never went anything.
Speaker 1 (40:50):
Well, I can't say that anymore.
Speaker 4 (40:53):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
If you know who you want to send them to
right now? I can take the information down in just
a matter of a minute's over the phone. If you
need some time to think about it, I can set
up a IM gonna call you back.
Speaker 4 (41:01):
You said how many flowers?
Speaker 1 (41:02):
Thirty six long stem red roses?
Speaker 4 (41:05):
Oh okay, now, quick question? Is it possible to send them?
Like to break those up and send them to different people?
Speaker 1 (41:14):
Sure, we can split them up, so I'll just need
to get some infol from you. Give me one second.
Do you know who you want to send them to now?
Or do you need me to call you back?
Speaker 4 (41:21):
Yeah? No, Yeah, I can give them you names now for.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
Sure, okay. And so what I will need from you
is the first and last name of the first person
you want to send them to.
Speaker 4 (41:31):
Hold on, and it's Anna, And I got to check
my phone for the last name. Hold on a.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
Second, okay. And then just while I'm on this page
of the thing here with the other person's name, I'll
just go ahead and type ten. And we got too te.
Speaker 4 (41:46):
Yeah, so this will be Beth okay, and the last
one will be Daisy. And they're all spelled like normal names,
like ba week. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
I thought I was just splitting up two. So you
want to split it in three ways there.
Speaker 4 (42:01):
I guess three, yeah, twelve if I could do twelve,
twelve and twelve Okay, I've.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
Got them all in there, So Anna, Beth, and Daisy.
And then do you want to put anything on cards
to the people?
Speaker 4 (42:15):
I mean, you just put on the same thing in
all three they're that'll be fine. I'll feel like writing
a card, sure everybody, Okay, right, I knew that love
you baby, thinking of you something like that.
Speaker 1 (42:27):
Got it? And okay, well that is all the info
I needed. Because Tyler, this is actually the Jebel Show.
It's a radio show. My name is Jewbell. Three bro.
My name is Nina also on the show, and I'm Victoria.
Your girlfriend Daisy is on the phone as well.
Speaker 12 (42:45):
Tyler, Like, what the mm hmmm?
Speaker 4 (42:48):
Whoa hold up? Like what you have nothing?
Speaker 12 (42:50):
Nothing to say?
Speaker 1 (42:52):
We do a segment called to catch a Cheater and
that's what this is, and today it did.
Speaker 4 (42:56):
Daisy Like what the Like what are you are you
mean right now? Like this is Oh, You're gonna I
don't even know what to say. I don't even know
what to say.
Speaker 12 (43:05):
Yeah, am I kidding?
Speaker 4 (43:08):
You?
Speaker 12 (43:08):
Am I kidding? What what did I do in this situation?
Speaker 4 (43:12):
You're gonna get roses? Are you?
Speaker 2 (43:14):
Like?
Speaker 4 (43:14):
Are you starting to get the rosiest roses?
Speaker 12 (43:19):
I knew I knew the first thing was going on
with you and Anna.
Speaker 1 (43:22):
I knew it.
Speaker 12 (43:22):
I knew there was just something in my head that
told me that you said you were just work friends.
Speaker 4 (43:26):
But I knew it.
Speaker 12 (43:27):
Like this is disgusting and who is best? What is this?
Speaker 1 (43:31):
Tyler?
Speaker 4 (43:31):
Seriously? What is this?
Speaker 2 (43:34):
What is what?
Speaker 4 (43:34):
I don't here's here's your here's your problem, right, Like,
I don't know what you think you know, but you
don't know anything. I was going to send you roses
that I'm allowed to you know, is it illegal to
send roses to someone I don't even pay anything for them,
like with the same cards.
Speaker 12 (43:50):
Yeah, well, I don't know what.
Speaker 4 (43:53):
Broke called me and was like, hey, what do you
want to put it on? I don't know, Like I
don't have time for all this time you have whatever,
Love you, babe.
Speaker 12 (44:00):
That's just something you're going to say to like a
random friend.
Speaker 4 (44:02):
It's something I said to you that the time to
write that.
Speaker 8 (44:07):
That's ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (44:09):
Okay, you know what, Like this is ridiculous. I don't
what do you want me to say?
Speaker 10 (44:13):
Here?
Speaker 4 (44:13):
What do you want me to say? Okay, Like you're
the only one.
Speaker 12 (44:17):
I guess I was under the impression that I was, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (44:20):
Well you're not. Okay, I'm sorry, Like I'm young. I
I told you like when we first met, that this
is who I am, Like I want to play the
field and it's like I don't see myself being of
and so if you've been thinking that, then sorry, okay,
but like this is who I am, you know, Like I.
Speaker 12 (44:41):
Just I'm like such a liar, Like I literally can't
even listen to you speak anymore. You're literally such a liar.
Speaker 4 (44:47):
You are about to send you roses. You complain in
a lot for someone who's going to get roses? And
I love you.
Speaker 5 (44:56):
Romantic hard?
Speaker 12 (44:57):
Two other women.
Speaker 4 (44:59):
Who cares that the of them? You don't even know them? So, like,
what does it matter?
Speaker 12 (45:04):
What does it matter?
Speaker 4 (45:05):
What is it?
Speaker 12 (45:05):
You're my boyfriend?
Speaker 8 (45:07):
I don't know that the boyfriend.
Speaker 4 (45:08):
Like, you can't own somebody. You can't own a person
or a thing.
Speaker 1 (45:13):
Don't be somebody's boyfriends. Say, but you can be in
a relationship, sir.
Speaker 4 (45:18):
I can be in it. I can be a few
people's boyfriend. What's wrong with that?
Speaker 1 (45:21):
Well, not disclosing that information probably to all of the
girlfriends ahead of time, I don't, like.
Speaker 4 (45:26):
I don't have anything to tell them, Like, listen, this
is who I am. Like, that's who I am. I'm
up front about it. You were not up.
Speaker 12 (45:32):
Front about it.
Speaker 4 (45:34):
I told you when we first met that, like, hey,
I play the field, this is who I am. You
were just trying to make me. I guess you know
it's something I wasn't. I'm sorry were to be my boyfriend.
You weren't living in reality. Okay, I told you who
I was. I showed you who I am. I was
authentic the whole time, and instead you're whatever.
Speaker 12 (45:55):
All right, you know what, thank you guys for helping
me figure this out. But I just I can't listen
to the anymore. So I'm just going to.
Speaker 4 (46:01):
Go, oh, you know what, you're not No, No, you're
not in charge of this. You're not in charge. Okay,
I'm the one who gets to say when this is over.
Speaker 1 (46:10):
I think we are. Yeah, actually I am. I hung
up on him right there.
Speaker 12 (46:14):
He's a The amount of lying that was just happening
was like it was just too much for me. I
really couldn't hear it anymore. So thank you for at
least us helping me figure it out.
Speaker 1 (46:25):
Yeah, at least now you know, and make sure you
don't make that about you. I mean, obviously he's got
some issues he needs to work out. Yeah, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 12 (46:35):
That's okay. Thank you.
Speaker 1 (46:38):
The Jubile shows to catch a cheater this time for
Nina's What's trending.
Speaker 3 (46:43):
Irs agents are really busy. They've been tasked with a
with a new job, ish, something a little bit more
than they're used to doing. But it may be attracting
more people to want to become IRS agents because of
this extra work.
Speaker 1 (46:56):
It's their normal job. Figured IRIS agent is like a
what ir stan for service?
Speaker 4 (47:04):
A little bit?
Speaker 1 (47:04):
Everyone just want to know. Yeah, I was meaning like internet.
Speaker 5 (47:08):
Services, you pay your taxes?
Speaker 1 (47:11):
Of course I do.
Speaker 5 (47:12):
Then who do you think you're paying?
Speaker 1 (47:14):
Uh? The tax guys?
Speaker 5 (47:17):
It doesn't say irsternal revenue service.
Speaker 1 (47:20):
Hey man, I don't have time for all that. I
say what they want me to pay, I give it
to them, And.
Speaker 5 (47:23):
I'm like, then that's worry about.
Speaker 3 (47:26):
This may be to keep them distracted as well. Oh
I'll tell you what the I r S Is up
to in just a second because it's pretty funny. But first,
there's a Christmas tree farm in New Jersey that's getting
a lot of hate and all they're trying to do
is spread some joy by offering pink trees, purple trees,
dark blue trees, turquoise, magenta, you name it.
Speaker 1 (47:46):
They got every color. Are they spray painting them? That
part people don't like.
Speaker 3 (47:50):
There's actual pictures of these guys walking around in like
that full cover up, like as if you were like
hiding from toxins, Like faces covered, bodies covered and they're
walking around and all these trees, just spraying them with colors,
and they're so proud that you can have a magenta tree.
But people were saying that and they're like, why the
toxins in the air on the trees?
Speaker 1 (48:10):
And then in my house the tree is already dead
when you cut it. We still standing.
Speaker 3 (48:14):
Oh, it's a tree farm. Let you can go cut
your own tree.
Speaker 1 (48:18):
You want to go to the magenta forest, your own
agenta tree exactly? Do you have your toxic came ready
to go? Just dig right in. Yeah? Wait, didn't you
cut a tree not that long ago? Yeah, it was
two years ago. I went and cut my own tree down.
I remember being really impressed by that. That's why. Yeah,
I remember thinking like that. I don't think I went
to the right area. And also not very good at
(48:40):
judging height. So the tree, it was like fourteen feet.
It was enormous in the back of my truck and
it was hanging out like a lumber truck going home.
And then got it out, I was like, this is
not gonna fit. So I had to cut it in
half a gain on the front lawns. I remember, yeah,
oh that's the fire rag a fourteen foot tree back
(49:02):
to the car A lot of works so funny.
Speaker 5 (49:05):
And then realizing you only needed six.
Speaker 3 (49:07):
Yes, the visuals I get of these adventures that you
take yourself on. You both imagine that was a magenta tree.
That's funnier. Well, the funnies continue because there's a drunk
raccoon that is trending. There are more images of a
of a store in Virginia. It was completely ransacked. There's
(49:28):
liquor bottles all over the floor. Everything is just broken
glass everywhere. And so the detectives and like the police
are going through trying to figure out what happened. They
get to the bathroom and they find a raccoon passed out.
Speaker 1 (49:40):
So yeah, I told you raccoons are derelics. Was passed out, wasted.
Speaker 3 (49:46):
They gave the raccoon about an hour to sober up
before they released him back into the wild.
Speaker 5 (49:53):
Raccoon would.
Speaker 1 (49:57):
Think it so funny. Little fatties like box wine first
just passed down the bathroom. I guess I have more
in common. Yeah, times will pass down the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (50:14):
Oh and lastly, if you've been interested in being an
I R. S agent, this may really push it over
the top because now I R S agents have been
asked to watch OnlyFans content.
Speaker 1 (50:23):
Out Wait wait at work?
Speaker 3 (50:26):
What this is their job to go through these videos
to make sure that it's not actually crossing the line
into adult films.
Speaker 1 (50:33):
Okay, some guys are gonna be taking advantage of that, Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 5 (50:40):
Lifetime membership to only fans, Now do some work?
Speaker 1 (50:43):
You just you keep you keep paying them monthly four
a month. Yeah, I just want to see how much
money they'll take, you know, without getting tax That's all.
That's what it is.
Speaker 3 (50:53):
Yeah, I'm supposed to stop illegal activity. So that's why
I actually watch it first taxes.
Speaker 1 (50:59):
Because probably a lot people making money on only fans
and aren't reporting it.
Speaker 6 (51:02):
I mean yeah, but the thought of now me paying
like my money for you to go watch only fans
like homiet.
Speaker 1 (51:09):
What it's not funny though. The only way you can
catch them is by watching them. I don't know. It's
there has to be a better way to do that.
But I have private cubicles all on the I R S.
Flo My god, that's what's trying mean what your first
day followup is coming up right after this. It's a
double show. It's hits one six point one don't forget.
You can stream the show. Yeah, yeh. Heart radio app
(51:30):
you it's actually the best way to hear the show.
There's different things on it. Yeah, the I R S.
I can't really like leave to say that, but I
think you can. Yeah, there's all kinds of exciting stuff
over there that's not right here.
Speaker 9 (51:40):
So doubles Dirty Little Secret.
Speaker 1 (51:47):
Hello, Hello, hey, you have a dirty little Secret.
Speaker 12 (51:51):
I do.
Speaker 4 (51:54):
Okay, here it is.
Speaker 12 (51:56):
I am my small town gossip girl.
Speaker 1 (52:02):
How like, how are you doing it?
Speaker 4 (52:05):
Okay?
Speaker 11 (52:06):
It started a like a year ago, super bored, just
like on the weekend super boored. I was like, God,
I'm like what do I want to do with myself?
And I was like, man, I'm gonna start a website
because I love Gossip Girl.
Speaker 4 (52:19):
Like I loved it.
Speaker 12 (52:20):
I love the new one too.
Speaker 11 (52:22):
Went through like a private VPN and started like a
website like some people can attract it to me, that
is a gossip Girl like website that my town could.
Speaker 4 (52:32):
Submit their life secrets to.
Speaker 12 (52:36):
And people got super into it.
Speaker 1 (52:39):
I'm sure they did. So what kind of secrets did?
What did you post? First?
Speaker 3 (52:44):
Like?
Speaker 11 (52:45):
The first the first secret I shared was it was
one that my sister had told me. I'm not gonna
say what that secret is, but I will say my
sister told me a secret, and uh, and then I
shared that I shared that secret on there, and then
she found out about.
Speaker 8 (53:03):
It, like I shared it with her.
Speaker 12 (53:04):
I was like, holy, did you see this that thing
that you told me?
Speaker 11 (53:08):
It's on this website And she never suspected it was
me because I'm not, like I'm not known to be
good at computers.
Speaker 8 (53:13):
But like it's not that hard.
Speaker 11 (53:15):
I like googled it and yeah, So I started with
my sister and then she started sharing it with her
friends and they started submitting ideas and it just like spread.
We have a pretty small town. It's like it's like
less than like ten thousands in our town. So yeah,
everybody got pretty involved. Like people were sharing some pretty
messed up stuff. And I'll tell you what, I have
(53:36):
no problem if they were willing to share that on
this website.
Speaker 8 (53:39):
Like I was willing to post it so like my town.
Speaker 11 (53:45):
Here's the worst part about it all is that somebody
recently submitted that my parents were in an open like
a swinger's group WHOA, which I was like, should I
post that or not?
Speaker 1 (53:59):
And I did not Oh you did.
Speaker 12 (54:01):
Okay, I did A sure did.
Speaker 11 (54:04):
And it's been very very very fun to see this
all out.
Speaker 14 (54:09):
Bring out deserve that's what they get?
Speaker 1 (54:12):
What girl, how do they deserve that?
Speaker 12 (54:15):
Okay?
Speaker 11 (54:16):
Look, man, first of all, they weren't great parents, and
I'm not surprised if they're in a finger saying.
Speaker 4 (54:20):
And if they's their bag, they'll set up their bag.
Speaker 1 (54:23):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (54:24):
Man, Well congrats, I don't I don't know what to
say to any.
Speaker 1 (54:28):
Of the Thank you for telling us your dirty little secret?
All right, hye guys, bye bye? What's your dirty little secret,
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