The Full Jubal Show from December 4th, 2025

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, I was doing a painting and I messed up
on the painting, so I was like, this is the
perfect opportunity to throw some knives.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Through it, you know, And.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
I didn't think about the fact that they're sharp knives,
they're throwing knives, and the canvas is very thin. Also,
was right next to a window, but they went right
through that and stuck into the wall. So that's what
happened last week when we checked in with the show
What's going on with our lives this weekend? Has anybody
else thrown cutlery into their walls? You'll find health when
we check in with the show. Next, it's The Jewel Show.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
This is dope fit, your heart is true, you're.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Bell and down.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
In everyone the biggest gift would be from me and
the car Detached would say, every iconic show has their
wacky cast of characters, and the Jewel Show is no different.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Why it's the Jewbil Show with your drunken Nina Hi.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
And then there's everybody's younger sister Victoria Ramirez Hi. And
of course, who could forget the quirky neighbor kid who
peers through our window from time to time to ask
if her iguana Sir lix a Lot can use our
WiFi to upload his ASMR Lettuce crunching channel, our social
media producer Gabby, and our newest member of the show,
the hip divorcee who loves playing mad and almost as

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much as he loves his college ade's daughter, producer Freeze.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Hello, And then there's me.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
I'm Jewbel and this is the Jeubil Show and it's
the time a week where we check in and see
what's going on in our lives.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
So, Nina was up with you this week? I got
into a car accident yesterday? Oh why what? How do
we not know about this? Because I was waiting until
this moment to tell you about it.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
And the kicker is, this is the very first time
I have ever been involved in a car accident.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
What with another car?

Speaker 4 (01:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Wow, oh thank you? But now yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
I was in the grocery store parking lot. I was
pulling out and the car behind.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Me hit me.

Speaker 5 (01:58):
Oh all your fallow feel not my fall They hit
you or did you back into them?

Speaker 6 (02:03):
No?

Speaker 2 (02:03):
He backed into me.

Speaker 4 (02:04):
I honked my horn and everything I saw him coming.
I was like, oh no, and I didn't have enough
time to go forward to get out of the way,
So I just started honking and he still hit my car.
So he gets out of the car. I get out
of the car. There's a bunch of people in the
parking lot watching this whole interaction. But he was really nice.
He's got a British accent, so that helped like soften
the blow.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
A little bit. He had insurance. He has insurance.

Speaker 4 (02:24):
I have insurance, But to be honest, I have no
idea what the next steps are.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
I have the information, he has my information, and then
I don't know. It's all your insurance. Even I know
that one Well, do you need to get the car
sets before you call the insurance? I don't think so
you can also call him and ask him we'll do
it without the insurance. Yeah, I think you would. Yeah,
he's that he has a cute British accent. Oh it
might work out for you then not like that, but
like oh like that, not like that, but like that
with the pain. So it's like I want to check

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him out or up with you this week. Well, I
started a new trend yesterday.

Speaker 5 (03:01):
It's just texting my family group check actually, but I
started asking them the trivia questions and so I will
usually wait like ten minutes and send the next question okay,
And I'm not gonna lie.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
They get most of them right, so I think there's
something wrong with like my Yeah, I don't know what
I'm like. If everyone's getting these right, how what did
I get well? Like would they have time to look
up the answer?

Speaker 7 (03:21):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Oh yeah, I think I don't feel bad. I don't
feel bad. Thank you. Oh look, it's our social media preser, Gabby.
Stop him by Gabby? Was some of you this week? Hello,
I'm still pregnant. We're bumping.

Speaker 8 (03:37):
My husband and I went to a childbirthing class and
I didn't really know what to expect because this is
my first pregnancy. And we were watching a video on
a C section and my husband had no idea that
the supporting partner it's into like the medical garb as well.

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And so we were watching this video and the father
is like supporting the mother, like leaning on her and
like saying sweet things like.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
You can do this, You're not alone. I love you.

Speaker 8 (04:08):
And he thought it was the nurse and I was like,
she's like, is that normal practice job?

Speaker 3 (04:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (04:17):
No, it was super fun.

Speaker 8 (04:18):
I And then it was one of those moments where
you start giggling and you can't stop.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
So then I was like uncontrollably laughing during.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
The acause there in a birthing class watching a C
section video and you're both crashing up.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
It was real, but I could have stopped. What's up
with you? This week?

Speaker 9 (04:37):
I'm still unpacking and decorating my apartment and I learned
what command strips are, so.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
Yeah, like because I didn't think about it.

Speaker 9 (04:47):
So I'm unloading all my plaques and things and you know,
mementos to put on the walls, and all of a sudden,
I thought, I haven't asked if I can put nails
on the walls, nails in the wall.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
You can, Yes, you can.

Speaker 9 (04:58):
Well I asked my landlord and they said no, but
you can put sticky stickers up and things like.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
You to clean the wall before you put them up there. Yes,
oh you did, Okay, because that's the trick. I'm so
terrible at using those things. My stuff always falls down
because if you didn't clean the wall, produce to freeze're
gonna come home and your stuff is just gonna.

Speaker 10 (05:14):
Be on the floor.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
It's been like three days and everything seems to be sticking.
So I'm happy, nice, good job. Well, jubil you gotta
need control strips. No, I don't. What's up with me
this week?

Speaker 1 (05:26):
Though, I think that the company that we worked for
has finally realized what I've been trying to say since
I got here. I'm not corporate material, and don't ask
me to be a leader because well, a few weeks ago,
I got an email from one of our big bosses
asking me if I would get on the phone with
this woman because she hosts a weekly leadership meeting with

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all of the higher ups in the company and she
wanted me to be on the call.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
So I'm like, ope, okay, And so I scheduled a
meeting with her so she could talk to me before
she brings me on this leadership meeting. I missed meeting,
Yes you wish. In my opinion, that's leadership. Maybe I
made my own time that day and I did what
I wanted.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
You know, I'm a leader. But we rescheduled.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
And also they do those corporate learning things and big
corporations where you have to sit there and click like
the sexual harassment type stuff and do all these things. Yeah,
they just take time, and I haven't done one all year,
and the other day, our boss came in here and
was like, I needed to get those done by the
end of the year because you haven't done a single
one of them. You're the one and the one person
in the company who has not done any.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
It's a very big company that we worked for. And
I was like, leadership maybe, And there was one from
twenty twenty two. Yeah, there's also one from two years ago.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
So that was on the same day that I had
rescheduled this leaders this big leadership meeting for right to
be on this huge call with all these corporate executives
about leadership. And after he came in, I hope in
my email she canceled the meeting.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
I think they've realized. They're like, this dude is not
who we want to be having to speak at a
leadership meeting. Yeah, that's a true leadership you. I like it.
Leadership have been fired and I don't know it yet,
but listen. It's another double phone frame day mornings on

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the twenties.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
Hello, Hi, is this is Trevor.

Speaker 11 (07:21):
I'm calling from doctor's office. I was looking for Shannon,
who just had a cleaning with us. Yeah, that's sure, Shannon.
How are you doing today? Is everything okay. Are you
feeling all right? No lightheadedness or any other issues going on.

Speaker 12 (07:41):
No, I don't know why i'd be headed.

Speaker 13 (07:44):
I just got my.

Speaker 11 (07:45):
Oh okay, because, uh, you know, during your cleaning, we
found out something that is a bit concerning.

Speaker 12 (07:57):
What do you mean concerned?

Speaker 11 (07:59):
Well, it's just you know, there's some information that we
should probably give you that it's just a little bit
concerning for the.

Speaker 12 (08:08):
Doctor, What do you mean concerning?

Speaker 2 (08:12):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (08:12):
Well, like concerning means like, uh well, I don't know
how like the definition from the dictionary of what concerning means.
I gotta look it up for you, But it means
like we're, like you worried about like some stuff you
know that we noticed when you were getting your teeth
cleaned in here.

Speaker 12 (08:31):
Oh, I know what concerning means.

Speaker 11 (08:34):
One second, I'm sorry. One second. Yeah, yeah, I'm on
the phone with her right now. Yeah, so yeah, I
told her. While I'm getting hold on one second, I'm
just gonna pull up the definition of concerning for you,
so you know what I mean.

Speaker 12 (08:48):
I don't need the definition of concerning. I know what
it means.

Speaker 13 (08:51):
But the thing is wrong with me.

Speaker 12 (08:53):
I came in two weeks ago.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
I said everything was fine, and.

Speaker 12 (08:56):
Now you're calling me telling me that you found something concerning.

Speaker 14 (08:59):
After going my teeth going on, just something that we
noticed during your appointment that we really think we should
talk to you about, and so I want.

Speaker 12 (09:09):
To, man, what the hell is it?

Speaker 2 (09:11):
Well, it's just.

Speaker 11 (09:12):
That there's something very troubling that we noticed when you
were here getting your teeth cleaned.

Speaker 15 (09:20):
Yeah, you're you're not getting to the point I'm asking
right now?

Speaker 11 (09:24):
What is just something that we find a little unsettling?

Speaker 13 (09:29):
Okan, old, tell me what it is.

Speaker 12 (09:31):
I don't even know all the different words for concerning.

Speaker 15 (09:33):
I'm sitting here and you've got me freaking out.

Speaker 12 (09:35):
So what is it you keep saying?

Speaker 13 (09:37):
Concerning? Disturbing?

Speaker 2 (09:39):
What is wrong with me?

Speaker 11 (09:41):
Yeah, it's just some distrustful news that the doctor wants
to share with you.

Speaker 16 (09:51):
How many different synonyms for concerning can you come up with?

Speaker 13 (09:54):
And without telling you what I have?

Speaker 11 (09:56):
Well, because you were struggling with the definition of concerning,
I went ahead and looked up synonyms. Actually saw I
have one, two, three, I still have four that I
could use. If it's not making sense.

Speaker 12 (10:06):
Just tell me what's wrong right now?

Speaker 2 (10:08):
Okay?

Speaker 11 (10:09):
Well, I'm Shinan would you like me to tell you, because,
like the doctor wanted to talk to you about it.
But I can talk to you about it if you.

Speaker 12 (10:15):
Want, Yes, just tell me. I've spent like fifteen minutes
on the phone and you still haven't told me what's
going on.

Speaker 11 (10:22):
Okay. Well, it's just that when you were in here
getting your teeth cleaned, we noticed that, uh that this
is gonna be tough to hear. Okay, so I hope
you're sitting down.

Speaker 12 (10:36):
I'm sitting down now, get to the pink.

Speaker 11 (10:38):
Okay, Well, you are in Aquarius.

Speaker 13 (10:44):
What does that have to do with anything.

Speaker 11 (10:46):
It's just that we noticed your birthday and then we're
kind of amateur astrologers around here. So the first part
of the year is going to be very rough and
chaotic for you. But you should come out of that
around mart.

Speaker 15 (10:58):
You don't need to all of that just so you
can get my zodiac sign to me.

Speaker 11 (11:03):
Well, like, I know, it's probably pretty tough to hear,
but y'all, it's just going to be very chaotic for
a little while.

Speaker 15 (11:09):
You wasted fifteen to twenty minutes of my life on
this phone.

Speaker 12 (11:13):
Call to give me my astrology prediction for the year
or for the month. What the hell is going on?

Speaker 6 (11:21):
Year?

Speaker 11 (11:21):
Just very chaotic?

Speaker 15 (11:23):
You know what, you're going to go through a chaotic
time because you're going to get fired. I'm literally going
to call your manager, call the owner, call somebody.

Speaker 13 (11:31):
To get you fired.

Speaker 12 (11:32):
Because this is the most pointless phone.

Speaker 13 (11:33):
Call I've ever been on in my life.

Speaker 12 (11:35):
I'm going to see you, guys, where's your phone manager?

Speaker 13 (11:37):
I'm suing you right now.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
But he's not here because this is actually Jubil from
the Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you and
your boyfriend.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
That's you, huck.

Speaker 12 (11:48):
No, he didn't hit Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
He said that he always dressed about I'm going to say,
what do I have?

Speaker 12 (11:53):
Like hands, put in mouth, disease, so on on.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
He said he always dressed about stuff like that. I
wanted to mess with you.

Speaker 12 (12:01):
I was just sitting there thinking there, I just had some.

Speaker 13 (12:03):
Terrible disease and there was something going on in my mouth.

Speaker 6 (12:07):
I was like, never had a cavity.

Speaker 13 (12:09):
I was like, and this guy is talking about my astro?

Speaker 12 (12:13):
What's going on?

Speaker 1 (12:16):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone, Franks, It's time
for Nina's what's trending?

Speaker 4 (12:20):
It's a Jewel Show. There's a good boyfriend trait that
is trending right now. So fellas, we can do a
little self assessment and see if you actually have this trait.
Take some notes and we'll talk about it in a second.
But first, have you watched Stranger Things five?

Speaker 2 (12:34):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (12:35):
Wait?

Speaker 4 (12:36):
Yeah, the first four episodes? Yeah, okay, so away.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
You watch a jubil Yes, really really.

Speaker 17 (12:45):
I was gonna say, it's like they're trying to conver
you every morning.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
I'm like, oh, we got to do that. Yeah, yeah,
it is. I watched it.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
It's good. I never watched it before. I watched the
recaps and then I watched it. Okay, you should probably
go back to the beginning to for fun because it's
so good. I've been wearing my Hawkins T shirt too much.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
I need to wash it. It's a good show. I
get why people like it.

Speaker 4 (13:05):
Yeah, yeah, it is really good. But obviously you can
tell that this is a cult favorite. This is going
to be a cult classic in the future. But there
is a moment in Stranger Things where there is an
old snack from the eighties that pops up. It's nature
Valley's fudge chip peanut butter bopper, what And there's a
moment it's not a spoiler, where Steve Harrington gets really

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excited about the Nature Valley Fudge Chip Peanut butter Bopper.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
And so now they're like, okay, let's bring it back,
and they are. They're bringing it back.

Speaker 4 (13:34):
It hasn't been released since nineteen eighty nine. Oh and
now it's going to be paired with a shirt in
like a whole little box that's all Stranger Things related.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
So it's actually kind of a cool giveaway.

Speaker 4 (13:45):
But then on Monday, what they're going to do is
drop the recipe so you can make your own fudge
Chip peanut butter Bopper.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
I I'm getting statter. Just the name of it, Just
the name makes me fatter. I just like to say
the whole thing fudge Ship, Peanut butter Bopper. I love
it's his name. He's Yeah, he's cute in the show
and in Her Alive and he's so sweet and her Alive.

Speaker 4 (14:07):
His mom's name is Nina. Remember that's the one thing
I do remember. Okay, moving on, So Wizard of Oz
also a cult classic. We've got wicked what happened? I'm
just not in the mood today, Okay. I don't know,
like this what is like in front of me right now?
I can't even tell what this is? This show schedule

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that we have, okay, Like I'm seriously like, it's throwing
me off, it's throwing you off, Like I don't know
what changed, but I am, I'm like, what is this?

Speaker 2 (14:40):
Huh? Seriously, why does it look this way? What do
you mean? Why does it look what way? The show
schedule that we use? Why does it look this way?
I mean, throwing me off? I don't know, I mean,
why did we change it? I thought that was probably
this is ridiculous, like it looks like it looks whole horrible.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
I'm sorry to do I'm sorry to do it on there.
But I was talking and then i'd look down to
try to find something. I can't find anything.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
I just can't figure out if you're being funny or serious.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
Does it sound like I'm being funny? No, I'm very like,
I'm frustrated today. And then I look down and this
show schedule that we have looks like horrible.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
I can't keep track of anything. We can change it back.
Let's just go back to the stockings. We can change
it back. Though, that's an easy fix is this you, Victoria,
I wanted to do this that what change the schedule?

Speaker 5 (15:37):
This way change the schedule? Uh no, but yes, nobody.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
Yes, that was very political. That was very political answer.
I approve of your answer.

Speaker 3 (15:49):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
I came into work today and producer Freeze was like, hey,
we made some changes on the show schedule, and Victoria
is really worried about how you're going to react to it,
and I'm like, worried about how I'm going to react
to it. Do I react so horribly to things like that?
I told you, I don't know why she would be
worried about how to react to it.

Speaker 4 (16:06):
It's also very out of character for him to be
mad about something like that on air.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
I was like, we could we could just it, you
could change it. I appreciate you're a soldier though, Because
you were, you absolutely could have thrown that on me,
and you didn't at all. It's easy to change. Also, also,
we don't change anything.

Speaker 4 (16:31):
The bullet points actually mean you changed my stories. Fine,
you really want to talk about was in the middle
of the story, But that's what's trending.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
You'll never know. I was like, I'm so lowtove. I
actually like the way it looks. It looks a lot
more organized. So like it, what do you mean it
was organized? I hadn't organized rights. Victoria was so confused
that it's like, what is going on? I was like, wow,
he's really I don't know what he's mad about. I

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was waiting for the reveal. Where are we going with that?
I'm waiting for the story about Wizard of Oz is
what I'm waiting for.

Speaker 17 (17:09):
Now.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
It's okay, we can still hear about it. I think
we probably should go to the stockings now, right, No,
not necessarily, we can hear about Wizard of Oz. Was
a fun little freak out for Victoria because it threw
me off when I walked into Freeze, like, hey, Victoria's like,
do I ever reacting? Am I a monster? I don't
know it?

Speaker 3 (17:28):
No, it's her mind, yea.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
In my mind.

Speaker 5 (17:31):
It's like I know my mind, and my mind is
similar to your mind, and it's like I need colors
of different and she ate things so that you don't
just see all things.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
Nobody knows what we're talking about. So, yeah, we have
a show schedule that we do. And Victoria made some
changes to the layout of it and was worried about it,
and so I just pretended to freak out on her
because of it. There's a lot of fun.

Speaker 4 (17:52):
Nobody was prepared though, so we're all staring at him like,
are you crazy about I can't tell if this is
real or not? Okay, okay, Well, the thing about Wizard
of Oz is basically just that people are spending three
hundred and seventy seven dollars to see it at the
Spear in Vegas because it's a forty experience. But the
reason why this is so ironic is that when the

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movie originally dropped back in nineteen thirty nine, it was
considered a flop.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
Why do you want to see it at all?

Speaker 11 (18:19):
Wow?

Speaker 4 (18:20):
I know, And now it's crushing it all around the
world and they've got wicked. But this just tells you,
you know, when you think you've got a gem, you
probably do.

Speaker 17 (18:27):
Yeah, three hundred and seventy seven dollars to see that movie.
That's a forty experience. I got butterflies that fly around
and it's like, you know, I don't know what air
they're pumping through there. Yeah, I think it'd be really
cool anyway, the poppies, it's.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
Time to catch a cheater Only.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
On the Jubil Show, Angie is on the phone today
for to catch a cheater and she thinks that her husband,
Lou of four years, might be messing around. So in
a second, we're going to see if we can catch him.
But first, Angie, what's up? Why do you think that
Lou might be cheating on you?

Speaker 18 (18:59):
Well know, we've been together for four years and it's
been great, but lately it's just been really, really distant.
He's on his phone a lot more. He's not really
talking and spending time with me like we used to.
There's been like no intimacy at all, Like.

Speaker 2 (19:19):
Have you tried? And then he doesn't.

Speaker 18 (19:21):
Want to Yeah, if I if I engage or try
to start something, he'll just say like he's tired or he.

Speaker 13 (19:27):
Doesn't feel like it.

Speaker 18 (19:30):
Yeah, And so he's really distracted lately, and I just
I feel like it's all the signs that something will
be going on, and it's just something is telling me.
It's my intuition, I guess that he's he's seating on me.

Speaker 4 (19:45):
It definitely sounds like something is going on with him.
Have you asked him about the distance, like, are you like,
what's up?

Speaker 19 (19:52):
Is everything?

Speaker 4 (19:52):
Okay, because maybe something's going on in his life that
he just hasn't you know, talked about yet.

Speaker 13 (19:56):
Yeah, it's really stirs this level.

Speaker 18 (19:58):
He's just he'll just say being like he know it's
work or I'm stressed, or you know, I just I
don't feel like it are.

Speaker 13 (20:04):
Up to it.

Speaker 18 (20:05):
It's nothing really to talk about, so you know, they'll
just push me away, so we don't have those deep conversations.
But one day I came home early because you know,
I just got off of work and wanted to come
and talk. And he was already at home and I
couldn't find him, and I walked.

Speaker 12 (20:24):
Around the whole house.

Speaker 13 (20:25):
It was really weird. I walked around the house.

Speaker 18 (20:27):
And I found him in the guest bedroom, in the closet, game.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
In the closet in the guest bedroom.

Speaker 13 (20:35):
Yeah, it was really weird.

Speaker 18 (20:38):
And he was on the phone and he was like
whispering things, and it was just really weird.

Speaker 13 (20:45):
So I didn't know what to think of it.

Speaker 12 (20:48):
And I could kind of hear and make out some
of the.

Speaker 13 (20:50):
Things he was saying.

Speaker 18 (20:51):
But I swear at one point I heard him say
You're amazing and I'm in love with you. Oh, and
then he said this, and he said, you're.

Speaker 16 (21:05):
So hot and a very sensual lover. Like I swear
that's what he said.

Speaker 2 (21:10):
Oh, so, what did you what did you do? Did
you confront him at that moment?

Speaker 13 (21:15):
No, I couldn't say anything.

Speaker 18 (21:16):
I just I didn't know what to say because I
just couldn't believe what I was hearing that.

Speaker 13 (21:20):
I was in shock.

Speaker 18 (21:21):
So I just ran back out of the room and
acted like I was in another room until he came out.

Speaker 13 (21:27):
And then I decided to email you all.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
Okay, well I'm sorry about that.

Speaker 12 (21:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 18 (21:34):
And the other day I looked at his phone and
he was getting a lot of text messages and I
swear he was getting a message from someone named Meghan and.

Speaker 13 (21:42):
I don't know Megan. O.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
My stomach hurt for you. This is not looking good. Yeah, well,
you already told us to a grocery store.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
He's a rewards card member at so A play a song,
come back, and then call him and pretend to be
from the grocery store and say that every single month,
we choose one lucky rewards member who gets three flowers
delivered from our floor apartment, and we'll see if he
sends those to you or to somebody else. Okay, okay,
all right, we'll get you to catch a teeter right
after this. Right in the middle of to catch a
teeter and if you're just joining us, Angie is on

(22:11):
the phone and she thinks that her husband of four
years named Lou might be messing around. So we're about
to call him and pretend to be from the grocery
store that he's a rewards member at and tell him
that he's this month's lucky winner of free flowers delivered
from our Florida department. And if you believes that, we'll
see who he sends flowers to, if he sends them
to his wife or to somebody else, and maybe we
can catch him cheating. But before we do that, Angie,
why don't you break down your situation for us again

(22:32):
real quick.

Speaker 18 (22:33):
Yeah, So, my husband four years, he's just been really
distant lately, and I'm trying to figure out what's going
on because I came home early from work one day
and he was in the closet of the guest room
saying some pretty weird things about how he loves someone
in their sensual lover.

Speaker 13 (22:51):
So I just have to figure out if he's shitating
on the inap.

Speaker 18 (22:55):
And I just couldn't take it anymore when I saw
a text message from.

Speaker 13 (22:59):
Someone named and I know we don't know any Megans.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
Okay, well, are you ready for us to call him?

Speaker 13 (23:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (23:05):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 13 (23:20):
Hello.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
Hey, this is CORB. I was looking for our rewards
card member named Loup.

Speaker 3 (23:26):
Uh.

Speaker 13 (23:27):
That's me.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
I'm Lou, Hi Lou.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling with a big congratulations. You're this month's
a big winner. Congratulations, and thank you so much for
shopping with us.

Speaker 13 (23:38):
Oh my gosh, wow, I never want anything, so this
is kind of exciting.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
I can't say that anymore. I'm not sure if you
know what.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
Every single month, we choose one lucky Rewards member who
gets free flowers delivered from our floor department to anybody
that they want. It's a three hundred and sixteen dollars value.
You've just won thirty six long stim red roses, a
box of candy or chocolate, and a card to be
delivered to anybody that you want, absolutely free.

Speaker 13 (24:00):
That sounds great. Yeah, thank you guys so much. I'd
love to take advantage of that.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
Okay, great, then all I will need from you. First
will be the first and last name of the person
you want to send them to, and then if you
want to put anything on a card, and then we
will get the address and we get to go.

Speaker 13 (24:15):
Okay, can we send it to Mega? That's Mega m
E g A Mega last.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
Name stallone, Mega stallone.

Speaker 13 (24:25):
That's correct.

Speaker 2 (24:26):
Okay, And did you want to put anything on a
card to megas alone?

Speaker 3 (24:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (24:32):
Please put down. I'm so grateful for you. You are
my other half and we are going to make such
great love this Saturday.

Speaker 3 (24:41):
Got it?

Speaker 1 (24:42):
Okay, I got that down. And now I should let
you know. This is actually a radio show, Lou. It's
called The Jebel Show.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
Yeah, Hi Lou, I'mina, Hi Victoria, Hi guys. Yeah, and
my name is Jubel.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
And we do a segment on the show called to
Catch a Cheetah where if you think your significant other
might be messing around you see they some flowers to
you and your wife of four years, Angie, is actually
on the phone.

Speaker 13 (25:07):
Wait a minute, so this is a fake phone call.
This is not real. I didn't win anything.

Speaker 16 (25:10):
Yeah, no, oh my god, oh the Mega stallone? And
why are you making love on Saturday?

Speaker 13 (25:19):
Yeah, wait, Angie, this is this is a complete misunderstanding.
I had no idea. Why am I being, you know,
swamped like a stranger.

Speaker 16 (25:28):
Here because I heard you the other day in the
guest room closet talking to Mega stallone I guess, and
talking about how she was a sensual lover.

Speaker 13 (25:38):
So I knew my suspensions were right, and you just
proved it. By Angie, you don't understand. I'm not cheating
on you. This is just a total misunderstanding and mistake.
You please, you have to believe me.

Speaker 16 (25:49):
No, no, how can you say? It does not what
it looks like. You're hiding in a closet. You told
someone you're going to make love to them on Saturday's, Like,
what do you mean? It sounds like you're going to
be cheating on me on Saturday.

Speaker 13 (26:03):
Oh my gosh, Angie, you don't understand. I'm so embarrassed.
But it's really it's it's not what you think it's
it's cheating. What I honestly probably be better than what
I'm about to tell you.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
Oh okay, No, I don't care.

Speaker 13 (26:18):
I don't believe you. It sounds like a lot.

Speaker 18 (26:20):
Of bools, and I just know I'm giving you four
years of my life, and it just feels like I
wasted too much time.

Speaker 16 (26:27):
You've been so disco from me in the bedroom, but
you're so excited to make love to Mega Stalone on Saturday.

Speaker 13 (26:34):
Oh gosh, Angie, I cannot stop apologizing to you. But
you don't understand. I am Mega Salone, Mega Stallone is
me what listen? I know what I said just sounds
an absolutely nutbar, but you just have to give me
a second to explain. Please what I don't hurry up? Please?

(26:57):
So Andrew, You're not wrong. Hear me the other day
in the closet whispering and saying the things that I said.
But what I was doing was I was I was
just repeating back to mantra from my motivational tape that
I've been listening to because of the ed that I've
been dealing with. And I actually was setting up plans

(27:18):
for you and I to spend time together on Saturday,
because you know, I have just I know how distance
I've distant I've been from you, and I'm I was
hoping that I could sort of become Megas alone and
just show you that I'm that I'm going to try
harder and that's what Mega st Alone is going.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
To be for me.

Speaker 13 (27:34):
And you know this, this this motivational tape, it encourages you.
It encourages you to take a superhero name to make
you feel like a superhero. And my superhero name was,
in fact, Mega st Alone. So this Saturday, Angie, megast
Alone is going to take over and it's going to
be a night that you've never had before, you know. Okay,

(27:59):
so why Mega Stallone? Well, come on, Angie, I mean,
you know, I'm a big Silvester Stalone fan, and you know,
Mega just sounds intimidating and intoxicating and exciting and you
know all the things that I have not been. So
I wanted to be Mega for you.

Speaker 18 (28:20):
And so I thought I saw text message come in
from megas, I guess, yeah.

Speaker 13 (28:29):
So also me, I created sort of like a Google
AI folder that will periodically throughout the day text me
encouraging things to make me feel a little bit more
like Mega Salone. So yeah, that's that's me. And you
know the flowers that I guess I'm not being gifted now,
I'm not absolutely not sure what's going on, but I

(28:51):
was sending them to myself just to pump myself up
because I was planning to give you a beautiful night
on Saturday.

Speaker 2 (29:00):
Oh, Angie, he's not cheating. He's really trying to get
that loving back.

Speaker 12 (29:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 18 (29:07):
We've talked about this and I know you're working through it,
and I I think I'm excited to meet Megas on
Saturday because to be fun.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
Hey, congratulations, Angie's not cheating in lou It sounds like
you're figuring out something that works for you.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
Go Megas.

Speaker 13 (29:27):
I wish I could have told you everyone in a
more intimate that anyway.

Speaker 2 (29:35):
The Jewel Shows to catch a cheater? Am I some
sort of a mentally challenged airhead?

Speaker 12 (29:43):
No?

Speaker 2 (29:44):
Not even I didn't say that. It was like, why
am I even listening to? To begin with? You're a
virgin who can't try.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez in
a game of trivia for day Chappelle tickets. So call
us right now if you want to play eight eight
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four three one o six one. You can also dm
us at the Jebel Show or go to the jubilshow
dot com if you think that you can cast Victoria

(30:13):
into the abyss of Forgotten Contestants, where she will echo
aimlessly through trivia purgatory, trying to assemble ikea furniture for memory,
while Alexa passively aggressively plays low fi study beats to
cover the sound of her disappointment.

Speaker 5 (30:26):
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Speaker 2 (30:30):
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Speaker 1 (30:31):
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now and we'll play you vers Victoria next.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
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Speaker 3 (30:38):
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cowfee large black cock.

Speaker 2 (30:43):
Do you mean aventy No, I mean a large? He
means Aventi?

Speaker 11 (30:46):
Yeah, the biggest one you've got.

Speaker 17 (30:47):
Venti is large, no venty is twenty Danny, Yeah, large
is large.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
In fact, col is large and grande is Spanish for large.
Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large.

Speaker 20 (30:58):
It's also the only one that's congratulations for stupid in
three languages.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
It's time for America's a favorite trivia game. You Versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Rameria's in a game
of trivia for Dave Chappelle teket tickets and let's meet today's.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
Contestant for you verus Victoria. Marissa. What's up, Marissa? How
are you? Sam?

Speaker 13 (31:17):
I'm great? How are you going to do it good?

Speaker 2 (31:19):
Are you ready to take on Victoria? Yeah? I am?

Speaker 5 (31:24):
But like, how like I just go from one to
ten because I feel like a ten right now, So
I just kind of like, what's your vibe?

Speaker 2 (31:32):
I've been calling for a while, so I'm feeling like
a ten yo matchup.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
Send Victoria out of the studio and here we go, Marissa.
The game is played like this. You have thirty seconds
to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't
know one, just say pass and Victoria has to beat
you outright to wain.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
Okay, okay, all right, you ready?

Speaker 12 (31:53):
I am.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
Here we go. Your time starts now.

Speaker 4 (31:57):
Which country held the first Winter Olympics? Oh gosh, who's
the lead singer of the band Coldplay? Oh gosh?

Speaker 2 (32:12):
What do we call molten rock below the Earth's surface?

Speaker 13 (32:17):
All the chips.

Speaker 6 (32:21):
The core?

Speaker 2 (32:22):
Which US state has the most snow days per year?

Speaker 13 (32:26):
Oh? What's Johnson?

Speaker 2 (32:29):
All right? Got that?

Speaker 1 (32:29):
And don't bring Victoria back into the studio and normally
at this time, Marissa, I have a question that I
came up with to ask somebody while Victoria is getting ready,
but I didn't have time to get that ready today.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
So what do you want to talk about, Victoria or Maris? Marissa?
Floor is yours. I am just on my way driving
in traffic taking my five year old to school, and
she asked me to call in today, so she's very excited. Nice.
What's her five year old's name?

Speaker 12 (32:56):
What's your name?

Speaker 2 (32:57):
Adele?

Speaker 19 (33:00):
She's so cute?

Speaker 2 (33:02):
All right, Victoria, do you have anything you want to
bring up? I'm kind of scared. Usually it's like from
like the numbers, like from five to like twelve. I
don't know why. I think it's because they're in school.
So like you kind of got the upper hand.

Speaker 4 (33:14):
Do you think that you would do any better if
you had your own little cheerleader with you like they do.

Speaker 2 (33:17):
Oh, that'd be kind of nice. What are you guys doing?
Come on?

Speaker 3 (33:24):
Kid?

Speaker 2 (33:25):
Oh yeah, no, I'm still a kid. All right?

Speaker 1 (33:28):
Here we were thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass and you
have to beat Marissa outright to win, and Marissa, you
can tell Victoria.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
Win to go?

Speaker 10 (33:38):
Ready said go?

Speaker 2 (33:39):
Which country held the first Winter Olympic?

Speaker 21 (33:42):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (33:42):
Yikes, what's the country I don't want to get no pass?

Speaker 11 (33:47):
Well.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
Who's the lead singer of the band Coldplay, Chris Martin?
Wait that name?

Speaker 11 (33:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (33:52):
What do we call molten rock below the Earth's surface?

Speaker 7 (33:54):
That his name?

Speaker 3 (33:56):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (33:57):
Lava? Which sigma? Which you West state has the most
snow days per year? Ohio?

Speaker 4 (34:05):
What is the name of the plumber who stars in
many Nintendo games?

Speaker 2 (34:10):
Which is the star?

Speaker 5 (34:12):
Mario Bowser is really nervous about that, Mario Mario.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
Okay, let's send it over to the scoreboard and see
how you guys did with our scoreboard producer Freeze, We've.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
Got zero for the caller and wait for it, wait
for it, wait for it, And then Victoria had three.

Speaker 3 (34:35):
Whoa victory for Victoria?

Speaker 2 (34:40):
Wow?

Speaker 12 (34:42):
Yeah, Hey, I would have got Mario if I.

Speaker 2 (34:45):
Got that far.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
You got Dave Chappel tickets just for playing though, So
congratulations Marissa, and let's get.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
The answers now with Nina.

Speaker 4 (34:54):
France is the country that held the first Winter Olympics.
Chris Martin is the lead singer of the band Coldplay.
Magma is the molten rock below the Earth's surface. Alaska
is the US state that has the most snow dazed
per year.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
Yeah, that makes it does make sense.

Speaker 4 (35:09):
Mario is the name of the plumber who starts the
many Nintendo games. Is it Luigia plumber too?

Speaker 16 (35:14):
Wait?

Speaker 2 (35:14):
Are they're both plumbers? Yeah? I think Mario is the
better plumber.

Speaker 12 (35:17):
Yeh.

Speaker 2 (35:18):
Luigi's the guy that just stands in the background and
that eats a sandwich while the other guy works. Is
that dude, yeah, dispatch.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
Yeah, he's that dude where you come home and you
have plumbers working on something and one guy's hard at
work and the other dude's sitting.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
On your pouch for some reason. Yeah, exactly. How do
you guys know there are plumbers? There are race car drivers? Well,
you got it right. I don't know the answer, right, But
how do you know they're plumbers? There? They're plumbers. Yeah,
that's why I like in Mario the original game, you're
jumping through like pipes, pipes and things like that. There
are face car drivers in Mario Parks. You're thinking of
Mario Kart. She got introduced to them. Well, they became

(35:51):
racecar driver Mario Kartes. When Mario and Luigi go, they
go on vacation somewhere and then they go race cars
for a little bit and then they go back to
work as plumbers. But they originated in pikes. Yeah, I
mean you don't know, you don't know that sound okay?

Speaker 13 (36:09):
You?

Speaker 2 (36:09):
It was yesterday and I'm feeling older already, I know.
Is the biggest lead down of that family is Waluigi.

Speaker 6 (36:18):
O guy?

Speaker 12 (36:20):
Is he though?

Speaker 2 (36:21):
Is he really that bad? Or is he just like neglected?

Speaker 3 (36:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (36:24):
Probably have heard villain has an origin story.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
He's just kind of a duft Hey, Marissa, thank you
for playing.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
Yeah, we play your story at the same time every
single weekday morning. Remember if you want to play, just
dm us at the Jubil Show or go to the
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Speaker 8 (36:52):
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Speaker 1 (36:59):
Ria is on the phone today for a first Day
follow up, and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Jason.
So in a few minutes, we're gonna call him and
see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting her and
maybe get her another date. But first, Bria, how long
has the vinceince you heard from Jason?

Speaker 19 (37:13):
It's then at least god like a week that he
hasn't responded to me.

Speaker 6 (37:20):
Okay, yeah, I reached out a couple of days ago
and yeah nothing.

Speaker 2 (37:25):
What did you say to him when you reached out?

Speaker 6 (37:28):
I just was like, hey, loves your date when I
go out in.

Speaker 2 (37:33):
Oh and then nothing.

Speaker 19 (37:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (37:35):
Yeah, So how is the date?

Speaker 19 (37:37):
I done?

Speaker 6 (37:38):
Went? Really well?

Speaker 19 (37:39):
You know, before the date, we.

Speaker 7 (37:41):
Talked for a while on the apps, and I don't know,
it's just kind of like real conversations, really ub stuff,
not just like surface level.

Speaker 12 (37:52):
You know.

Speaker 20 (37:54):
We talked about how much I love cooking, and he
seemed just like you was into that.

Speaker 19 (37:59):
And so then he came over for dinner so I
could make him dinner.

Speaker 20 (38:04):
And I know, I know, it was the first day
that was at my place, which was super scary and risky, but.

Speaker 2 (38:12):
He came over, Okay, bold I like that.

Speaker 19 (38:15):
Yeah, but I think I'm good at reading people, so
I think it's fine.

Speaker 20 (38:18):
You know, Okay, and so I made him a snaffron
chicken herb rice and a cucumber yogurt salad, and yeah,
he ate everything and poured a lot more wine, getting
like super romantic.

Speaker 19 (38:36):
And then we went to the couch with the line
and I don't know, I was trying to figure.

Speaker 20 (38:42):
Out how to get to the next step, you know,
And I remember this guy friend I had mentioned that
if you want to tease.

Speaker 19 (38:51):
The man, you just blow on the back of his neck.

Speaker 17 (38:52):
So I did.

Speaker 19 (38:54):
Then I jumped up and freaked out like I tasted him.

Speaker 2 (38:59):
Yeah it might It might shock me too. I was
just going to say, jubile, is that a turn on?
If you just we were like I was eating and
you just randomly walked up behind me and kind of
blew on the back of my neck and probably I
probably jump.

Speaker 20 (39:12):
Yeah, we weren't eating anymore, we but the wine did
get everywhere.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
Were you guys like making out before you did it,
or you just kind of just lean over and he
blew on his neck.

Speaker 19 (39:26):
I did kind of just lean over and blow about.

Speaker 2 (39:28):
Okay, Yeah, that was a shocked.

Speaker 4 (39:30):
It's like you got to give people grace though, right
like right when you start to talk to somebody new,
you got to feel them out, so a little neck blow.
Hopefully we wouldn't do it, but it is a little surprised.

Speaker 20 (39:41):
I said sorry, and I explained, like this is something
my friend told me to do, and he laughed it off,
but then immediately said he had to go. Oh, like,
I don't know. I thought we had chemistry. And he
asked me a lot of questions, just like people don't do,
you know. He asked me about my childhood books, and like,

(40:01):
I cannot remember the last time a man asking me
a question.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
Well that's good. On his way out, did you guys
kiss again to say goodbye? Or was he just like, oh, yeah,
I gotta go and then he was just gone.

Speaker 6 (40:11):
He was just like I gotta go and then he
was gone, And like it sucks. It sucks because I
don't just.

Speaker 20 (40:17):
Bring anyone to my space and I haven't really face
with him, and like, I don't know, I know that
that was a weird choice. Didn't feel like a deal breaker,
you know. Yeah, there's one moment out of the whole evening, right, Well.

Speaker 2 (40:30):
Let's see if we can figure it out for you.
We'll play a song, come back, and then call him
and see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting you
and maybe get to a second date. Okay, okay, great,
all right, we'll get your first day follow up next
right in the middle of your first day follow up,
and if you're just joining us at Bria is on
the phone and she's getting ghosted by a dude named Jason.
So we're about to call him and see if he'll
tell us why is ghostinger and maybe get her a

(40:51):
second date. But Bria, before we do that, why don't
you recap your date for us again? Real quick?

Speaker 19 (40:55):
We had a great time. He came to my place.

Speaker 20 (40:58):
I made him a nice dinner, and I just decided
to blow on his neck afterwards.

Speaker 19 (41:04):
Some things going and she did not.

Speaker 20 (41:06):
Like that.

Speaker 2 (41:08):
Any think maybe it was the neck blowing that kind
of creaked him out, and that's why he's ghosting you.

Speaker 13 (41:12):
Gotta be gotta be well.

Speaker 2 (41:15):
Are you ready to go cal him right now?

Speaker 20 (41:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (41:19):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 13 (41:38):
Hello.

Speaker 2 (41:39):
Hi, man speaks to Jason. Please, Hey Jason, how are you?
This is a radio show. It's called the Jubil Show.
Hi Jason. I'm Nina. Hi I'm Victoria and my name
is Jebel. How are you?

Speaker 13 (41:52):
Whoa Okay, Hi, how you feeling good?

Speaker 2 (41:55):
Have you listened to the show before?

Speaker 13 (41:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 19 (41:59):
I think I know what this is about.

Speaker 10 (42:02):
Is it about Bria?

Speaker 2 (42:04):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (42:05):
It is the first follow up. Yep, you went out
with Bria and you're Ghostinger. So she emailed us to
see if you will tell us why you're Ghostinger. Do
you mind talking about it?

Speaker 13 (42:16):
Okay?

Speaker 20 (42:17):
Wow?

Speaker 19 (42:18):
All right?

Speaker 22 (42:19):
Well what dinner was incredible but easily top five meals
I've ever had, there's no doubt.

Speaker 21 (42:29):
But there was no.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
Dessert, she said. She tried to, you know, have a
little like.

Speaker 22 (42:37):
So my grandma raised me and she always said, real
woman sends her man off with something sweet. And that
night I kept waiting about maybe it was like chilling
in the fridge or like you're talking about food.

Speaker 2 (42:49):
Oh yeah, you're not. You actually mean dessert?

Speaker 22 (42:52):
Yeah, literally like desert. And it's not just like you know, dessert.
It's like this principle of like completing the meal, you know,
like she mailed the sabery, but there was no sweet.
It wasn't balanced, and I just kept like waiting for
the meal to end, and it like never did.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
That's why your Ghostinger is because the food was good,
but it did not include a sweet treat at the end.

Speaker 6 (43:21):
Yeah, it was.

Speaker 22 (43:22):
Just weird, Like I was just like I didn't want
to ask, but I just kept waiting and it was
just like my palette was all confused, and it was like,
I don't.

Speaker 2 (43:30):
Know, dude, you have dessert every night? Is that something
that you do?

Speaker 22 (43:36):
I mean, not if I'm just like, you know, eating
on the go, but like for a meal, you know, okay,
part of like a real I don't know, it's.

Speaker 2 (43:45):
Like it's not polite.

Speaker 22 (43:46):
It's not polite to like not serve the dilrt you
know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (43:49):
Okay, all right, well, thank you for being honest with us.

Speaker 6 (43:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (43:54):
No, that's that's how I felt about it.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
And Jason Bria is on the phone listening and wants
to talk to you.

Speaker 19 (44:00):
Okay, you've got to be kidding me.

Speaker 13 (44:02):
You gotta be kidding me.

Speaker 2 (44:03):
Not polite, you know what you know?

Speaker 19 (44:06):
Else it's not blight ghosting someone.

Speaker 22 (44:09):
Oh my god, are you serious right now?

Speaker 13 (44:11):
Also? What is this nineteen fifty two?

Speaker 20 (44:14):
I'm so sorry that I didn't bring out a warm
pie to tuck you in at Like, it's not about
you got.

Speaker 22 (44:21):
Kidding about like thoughtfulness, you know, like I don't know.
I mean, it's not nineteen fifty two, but my grandma
who had to take care of people.

Speaker 13 (44:29):
Oh okay, oh oh good good.

Speaker 19 (44:33):
So it done to me like you don't want a girlfriend,
you want a grandma with benefits.

Speaker 2 (44:38):
Right, Oh, that just sounds weird.

Speaker 3 (44:40):
I don't like that.

Speaker 22 (44:43):
Try to seduce me with a ghost breeze to the jugular, like,
let's not care, that's confusion.

Speaker 13 (44:50):
Okay.

Speaker 20 (44:51):
I was trying to give me something sweet and you
should have like been an adult and said something you
ghost to me over a cake.

Speaker 22 (44:59):
It's not the case. It's just like my grandma's principals,
you know, like that's like, yeah, it's the fact you
don't get the cake, you know.

Speaker 19 (45:08):
I'm I'm so sorry. I'm not your grandma. I'm sorry
I'm not your grandma.

Speaker 22 (45:13):
I am too honestly, I really thought you were cool,
but I'm not getting grandma vibes. It's just like, it's
too bad.

Speaker 2 (45:23):
You're looking for a grandma. You're looking for grandma characteristics
in your woman.

Speaker 22 (45:29):
I mean in a certain way.

Speaker 13 (45:31):
I guess.

Speaker 22 (45:31):
Yeah, you know you got to tick that box as well.

Speaker 20 (45:35):
You know, this is ridiculous, and yeah, I'm sure you
can go to a nursing room Bingo night to sign
the woman who.

Speaker 2 (45:46):
Jason, would you like a second date with Brio? Will
pay for it?

Speaker 22 (45:50):
I didn't in the past, are like no direction?

Speaker 19 (45:57):
Great, you and your grandma can go bake cookies and
have a pull together.

Speaker 2 (46:02):
How dare you?

Speaker 22 (46:03):
My grandma's a beautiful woman. Seriously, how dare you?

Speaker 2 (46:09):
She must be so proud.

Speaker 19 (46:12):
She's an amazing woman.

Speaker 13 (46:13):
She's beautiful and honestly.

Speaker 22 (46:16):
You didn't get a chance to meet her because you
get a lone a lot from her break.

Speaker 2 (46:24):
Jules first date up. It's almost time.

Speaker 3 (46:28):
To test your skills.

Speaker 2 (46:30):
That's spotting fake news.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
It's the Jewbil Show and it's almost time for real
news or fake news. The segment where I read you
a news story from the week that's gone viral and
you have to see if you can tell whether it's
a fake news story or a real one. And it's
a lot harder than it sounds, and it's always a
good time, so we'll test your skills. It's spotting fake
news with real news or fake news coming up next,

(46:52):
breaking news right here at the Jewbil Show. In case
you are unaware, did he served Thanksgiving news to his
fellow inmates in prison. The only catch was nobody was
allowed to ask what made the turkey so juicy? See
how easy it is to create news stories.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
It's the real news or fake news?

Speaker 1 (47:14):
The segment where I give you a news headline that
has gone viral this week and you have to see
if you can tell whether it's a real news story
or a fake news story that people actually believe.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
I stilln't go down that hole your first news headline
for real news or fake news.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
Fire crews rescue church congregation after AI pastor malfunctions?

Speaker 2 (47:37):
Oh, is this a real new story of fake news? Story?

Speaker 1 (47:39):
Fire cruise rescue church congregation after AI pastor malfunctions. Story
is out of Huntsville, Alabama, a quiet suburban church has
become the center of an international firestorm after its experimental
AI pastor, Father ar Truro Intelligentsia AI.

Speaker 2 (47:59):
Clever name, but apparently it malfunctioned.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
The church introduced Father Arturo Intelligencia the new AI pastor
in June, claiming that the artificial minister could deliver more
engaging sermons and keep track of tithe receipts easier.

Speaker 2 (48:14):
And for months, the.

Speaker 1 (48:15):
Robot pastor has been a hit, drawing crowds eager to
see scripture preached by the power of AI. What but
everything changed on Sunday during what is being called what Sorry,
during a sermon Father Arturo Intelligencia, the AI pastor unexpectedly froze,

(48:36):
and then on a screen that he uses to deliver
its sermons, it read ascension initiating in three two.

Speaker 2 (48:48):
When is to say?

Speaker 1 (48:49):
At that point, the sanctuary lights dimmed and the church doors,
which are all attached to smart.

Speaker 2 (48:55):
Devices, blocked. Scary, And then people in the congregation began
getting text messages on their phone saying your soul is
being upgraded. Please remain seated graded.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
The moment even got worse with this AI passer. Just
as the church tech team attempted to just shut the
thing down, the pastor glitched and started airing recordings of
people's confessions.

Speaker 2 (49:23):
Oh wow, one.

Speaker 1 (49:25):
Why found out what her husband's been doing behind her back?
And unfortunately it doesn't sound like Tinhill Mary's is going
to do it this time. It's terrible. And finally, the
AI pastor, who also controls all the features in the
building through a smart text system, displayed a message on
the screen that said this congregation is dirty and needs
to be washed in the spirit before activating the fire
alarm and the fire alarm sprinkler system, showering the congregation.

Speaker 2 (49:48):
In a group baptism stopping.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
Luckily, the fire alarm triggered the fire department, who was
able to break down the doors, and eventually the pastor
was shut down and will probably not be making.

Speaker 6 (49:58):
A re.

Speaker 2 (50:01):
Is this a real news story or a fake news
story that AI pastor that malfunctioned and just went crazy
during church on Sunday? Wait story?

Speaker 4 (50:11):
How to hold on me? I'm gonna go ahead and
say it's real real. Yeah, that feels very real.

Speaker 1 (50:15):
Can you imagine you're sitting there in church and the
AI pastor playing recordings of your confessions?

Speaker 2 (50:21):
It locks you in the church?

Speaker 1 (50:23):
Yeah, I mean that would have me locked to my
seat though I don't get to hear all this stuff.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
Yeah, Like, why did I pray? If you're just gonna
say all of it? Victoria? I think you think it's
a fake new story. Yeah alright, AI pastor malfunctions and
had to be shut down for good? Is it a
real new story or a fake new story? That is
a real new story AI? For everything really very disturbing.

(50:54):
Is that disturbing? You know, maybe we should stop creating
AI think we're doing for use out? You are you
yelling at me? I think it's disturbing. Sure, her next
headline for real news or fake news?

Speaker 1 (51:07):
The segment where I read and read a new story
that's gone viral this week, and you have to see
if you can tell whether it's a real news story
or a fake news story that people actually believed.

Speaker 2 (51:15):
Here's your next headline. Bangkok family feeling relieved that they
didn't cremate mom. Oh, the Bangkok family feeling relieved that
they didn't cremate mom.

Speaker 1 (51:24):
Yeah, here's what happened. Believing she had passed away, a
sixty five year old woman was declared dead by her
family and prepped for cremation.

Speaker 2 (51:35):
Oh my gosh, this is it. Out of Bangkok.

Speaker 1 (51:39):
Her brother transported her body several hundred miles from their
home province to a temple on the outskirts of Bangkok
for cremation. They pronounced their mother dead. There was no
official death certificate, and the hospital that her brother first
tried to bring her to refused the organ donation request
because he didn't have an official death certificate. So he

(52:00):
just showed up at a hospital. It was like, hey,
my mom passed away. Do you want any organs? And
they're like, do you have a death certificate? And he
was like, noah, you do that. So he took her
to a place to have her cremated. They actually put
her in the coffin. This guy didn't have a de
certificate or anything. Apparently his mom had passed out and

(52:22):
was unresponsive, and so instead of just saying to the
hospital check on it, the family was like, yeah, she gone.
So he drove her to the outskirts of Bangkok and
found a place that would take her for cremation. They
put her inside the coffin and as it was making
its way to the fire to be cremated, they heard
knocking and.

Speaker 2 (52:42):
Lo and behold, mom was a lie.

Speaker 3 (52:46):
That's such a night.

Speaker 4 (52:49):
So she does not claust her phobic, because that would
kill you just from waking up in there.

Speaker 1 (52:53):
They immediately scrambled and rescued her from the coffin and
sent her to the hospital where she should probably looked at.

Speaker 2 (52:58):
And the family's relieved that she's still I would never
have that brother looking after her again. Is that a
real news story or a fake news story that people
actually believe. You know, that's real. That's gotta be real.

Speaker 4 (53:10):
Seriously, Yeah, you hear about this happened a lot, not
the full blown cremation part, but conclaring people dead before
they're dead.

Speaker 2 (53:16):
Yeah, Oh, Victoria, real or fake? Hikes? I think fake.
I think she would have woken.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
Up a lot earlier, family relieved that they didn't have
to cremate mom. Is a real news story?

Speaker 2 (53:31):
It's wild.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
Here's your next headline for real news or fake news?
A segment where I give you a news story. Then
with viral this week, I have to see if you can
tell whether it's a real news story or a fake
one that's gone viral and people actually believed it. US
authorities worn gang raccoons forming packs and terrorizing suburban neighborhoodsang
US authorities worn gang raccoons forming packs and terrorizing suburban neighborhoods.

(53:54):
Federal Wildlife officials issued an unusual public safety alert this
week after reports immerged of highighly organized raccoon packs terrorizing
a quiet neighborhood in Columbus, Ohio, displaying behavior that one
expert called shockingly coordinated and deeply disturbing residents of Maple
Glinda State say the raccoons have gone into basically full

(54:17):
mafia mode, forming what authorities are now calling trash based
crime families. Stop witnesses described them as working in teams
of six to eight whoa and breaking into people's houses
and basically taking over, taking items, the mafioso tearing it up.
So is this a real news story or a fake

(54:37):
news story that people actually believed? US authorities warned gang
raccoons forming packs and terrorizing suburban neighborhoods.

Speaker 4 (54:44):
The funny thing is we talk about raccoons a lot
on this show, and really you can't put anything past down.

Speaker 2 (54:49):
There's a really good chance they're ganging it out. There
was a drunk one yesterday, Righti's not that far fat.

Speaker 1 (54:55):
Yeah, I'm gonna go with real, okay, and he is
going real, yeah, Victoria, Real or fake? US authority Warren
Gang raccoons forming packs and terrorizing suburb of neighborhoods.

Speaker 2 (55:03):
I feel like they're nice creatures. You know, they're not, though,
but a pet. They're nice.

Speaker 1 (55:09):
I just saw a news story today where a guy
picked up a raccoon that he thought got run over
to take it somewhere to be nurse back to safety.

Speaker 2 (55:16):
It woke up while he was driving it. It attacked. Yeah,
he had raby.

Speaker 9 (55:21):
They might be able to be domesticated, but typically the
wild ones you don't want to know.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
They are cute, but they're you know, see it I real.

Speaker 1 (55:29):
I'm going with real on that one. Yeah, that is
a fake news story. But had an whole AI video
and everything with it. And when viral had over twelve
million shares, TikTok and people freaking out walking down the
street because they're scared of gang raccoons.

Speaker 2 (55:45):
Okay, but that's really probable. Really, why you gotta be
careful when you reading check it. It's time for ninas.
What's trending?

Speaker 1 (55:52):
And don't forget you can always stream the show on
your favorite devices just to ask Alexa or there you say.

Speaker 2 (55:58):
Hey, Google or hey whatever you need to say or Ao,
tell us stream the Jewels Show and you can also
go to the iHeartRadio app and you can stream it there.
It's very easy to do and you should do it. Yes,
you'll get good things for Christmas if you do. Yeah,
right to bribe them. Yeah, this time, Fornina is what's trending?
Speaking of devices.

Speaker 4 (56:16):
So I don't know that I need to say this
out loud, but be very careful with who you allow
access to your phone.

Speaker 2 (56:21):
You do need to say that out loud.

Speaker 4 (56:23):
So this is real because there's a policeman that is
in a lot of trouble for what he was doing
when he pulled over women with their phone. Oh uh
huh new fear unlocked. None of the cops so much
is just other people doing this. So I'll tell you
that story in a second. But first, really big news
coming out of Australia. They will become the first country
in the world to ban under sixteen year olds from

(56:43):
having social media accounts. Wow, we're talking to Instagram, TikTok, Facebook, all.

Speaker 2 (56:48):
Of the about smart and you just can't do it.
You can't do it.

Speaker 4 (56:51):
So it's their whole thing is that they want to
protect generation Alpha from being sucked into purgatory by predatory
algorithms described by the man who created the feature as
behavioral cocaine. That's how strongly they feel about it.

Speaker 2 (57:06):
I mean, didn't the person from Australia also just come
over here.

Speaker 5 (57:08):
I was like, oh my gosh, like, you're eighty years old,
you can't be working like, we aren't you retired?

Speaker 4 (57:13):
So what you're saying is we should move to Australia. Yes,
I am interested, so confirming it even more from another mean,
yeah why not? So this all goes into effect on
December tenth, And it's interesting to see the reactions to
people that like underneath of the post, because of course
it was announced on social media. But it's like a
lot of the people are like, if I was sixteen,
I'd be probably really upset.

Speaker 2 (57:32):
Honestly, who doesn't agree with that? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (57:35):
If I was at age, I would be upset too,
but as like I would be, I'm concerned for but
I would be concerned for.

Speaker 2 (57:43):
My child to have it at that age. Yeah, totally.

Speaker 5 (57:45):
And I feel like as long as you like showcase
all of the negative and bad things that can happen.

Speaker 2 (57:49):
I don't know, let me understand to protect you.

Speaker 4 (57:51):
Yeah, do you think any other countries will follow suit?

Speaker 2 (57:55):
Oh? Not the US, that's for sure. Yeah not here?

Speaker 1 (57:58):
Yeah, yeah, US just trying to lower that you have
mandatory you have to have social media before you're.

Speaker 2 (58:03):
Even born, consuming over.

Speaker 4 (58:05):
Here how they control you? So whatever, Okay, I would
imagine some other countries might really it will be interesting
to see how this plays out the rest of the world.
I'm just curious to see if anybody else does it
will Oh they're a good place too, right, Actually, they're
so happy over there.

Speaker 1 (58:21):
There's like the happiness, like one of the happiest places
in the world. They probably have social media, but they're
just like cool with it, you know, like they use
it when they want and other than that, they just
walk around smiling and saying hi to each other.

Speaker 2 (58:31):
Can't we just shake your hand? Yeah? What is that like?

Speaker 4 (58:34):
I don't know how anything on candy and rainbows. It's
the Netherlands and.

Speaker 2 (58:40):
Cows. Sure, that's what you're into? Happy ones?

Speaker 4 (58:43):
Yes, I mean know your people.

Speaker 3 (58:46):
What are they like?

Speaker 2 (58:47):
The sterot it up angry us cows to those guys
have roid rage.

Speaker 4 (58:51):
You know, they've manipulated their hormones so much that we
need to manipulated to anyway.

Speaker 1 (58:56):
We don't have to go into that. The cows don't
have hoofs somehow they've grown human fings. Hey, but the
food they let us eat is fine, you know.

Speaker 4 (59:04):
It's approved it On a much happier note, who doesn't
like to receive a gift? Well, when it comes to
gift giving this holiday season, there's a new method to
help you decide who is important enough to get one. Yeah,
it's called the Onion method. So this was created by
an etiquette expert who says, you think about the people

(59:24):
that represent the center of your life, and then you
go outwards and you can decide how far you want
to go. I want to go two layers, three layers,
whatever it is. But you start in and go out.

Speaker 5 (59:32):
What if people are like on like the mid layer,
or like they're kind of like on the line.

Speaker 4 (59:36):
I just think it's funny because it's called the Onion method.
Really do whatever you want, right, right, I mean that's good. Yeah,
makes sense kind.

Speaker 2 (59:42):
Of what we're doing anyway.

Speaker 1 (59:44):
Yeah, I feel like people do that naturally, right, They're like, well,
you're close to me, I'll buy some nice You're like,
just like a not that close to it, so you can.

Speaker 2 (59:51):
Get like a gift card. You call something a method,
then all of a sudden, you have so you get viral.

Speaker 1 (59:56):
Yeah, I'm gonna come with the same method, but I'm
gonna call the ring of trees method because you know
they have the rings out.

Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
What's that viral.

Speaker 4 (01:00:08):
Care be where you post it? If you just have
the pictures saved. Some cop might see it. Actually, specifically
one cop, this is not a generalization. There's one Saint
Louis police officer who's in a lot of trouble because
he admitted that he was pulling over women and searching
their phones for news.

Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
Wo whoa new fear unlocked again? Off of the cop?

Speaker 4 (01:00:24):
Other people? You let see your phone? I just I
don't understand mission.

Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
Was that an admission?

Speaker 4 (01:00:31):
What do you mean he admitted that, Yeah, no, no,
there's stuff in my phone. Of course that's not news
I always had. That's right, you're just getting to know me.
I mean, I've always had the roll neck down. But
the creepy part though, to me, is that you're just
going to go to somebody's phone because you're like, oh,

(01:00:51):
you're a cute stranger. Can I dig in there and
give myself something to look out later?

Speaker 14 (01:00:55):
Like?

Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
What is that? What possesses you to do that?

Speaker 1 (01:00:59):
How's the cop getting the phone? I mean, obviously you
know let me see your phone. I would buy that. Yeah,
that part why I pulled you over your phone. You
gotta check your your cell phone reception in this area?
Ready to do with everybody your phone real quick check
the reception in the area. What's your password?

Speaker 2 (01:01:16):
I would be like.

Speaker 4 (01:01:17):
Yeah, right, I'm sorry, But you would though, right if
a coup pulled you over and said, hey, can I
see your phone, I'd give my phone up.

Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
I would first, sorry, Yeah, I don't think I would.
I wouldn't question that because that's an abusive power. Yeah,
I would question it. I would be like, because that's
why you see my phone? Yeah, do you have a
warrant to like see my phone or take you know,
search my car whatever things like that. But yeah, I
would definitely know.

Speaker 4 (01:01:39):
I was gonna say, I guess maybe that just puts
back to the whole know your rights thing.

Speaker 5 (01:01:42):
Did I immediately get out of the car and be like,
I'm so sorry, I know my tags are expired.

Speaker 2 (01:01:46):
I apologize. I don't even know what cut me down.

Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
But you could always distract them with something else. If
you don't want to make your phone to ask your phone,
just be like, yeah, let me just get it. It's
under this kilo cocaine.

Speaker 2 (01:01:58):
Worried about the other thing, your phone. That's jail.

Speaker 4 (01:02:06):
For that opportunity, that's where you.

Speaker 2 (01:02:10):
Only can protection. That's jewbles, dirty little secret. Hello, Hey, Hey,
what's up, Hey, you have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 16 (01:02:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 21 (01:02:21):
So this was a few years ago when I was
with my ex that I had my first daughter with.
My daughter was probably around two or three already these
first three years, Ma's never really worked.

Speaker 2 (01:02:35):
I kind of took care.

Speaker 21 (01:02:36):
Of everything in the bills and everything like that.

Speaker 23 (01:02:38):
So she freshly started working and then we started decided
hire than home babysitter. My secret is I didn't know who.

Speaker 13 (01:02:46):
This person was.

Speaker 12 (01:02:47):
She met this person off Facebook.

Speaker 13 (01:02:49):
Your babysitter, Yeah, the babysitter.

Speaker 19 (01:02:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (01:02:53):
I come home from work one day.

Speaker 23 (01:02:55):
She and the babysitter are sitting on the couch, and
the babysitter like said hi to me in a very
enthusiastic way.

Speaker 10 (01:03:03):
Okay, I would be completely honest. I was kind of
already on rough edges with their girlfriend I was with
at the time, or should I say babe mama. So
I tested my limits with the babysitter.

Speaker 16 (01:03:18):
Days in.

Speaker 10 (01:03:19):
Yeah, so, I just wanted to see if the enthusiastic high.

Speaker 13 (01:03:24):
Meant something else, and it did.

Speaker 10 (01:03:29):
We probably slept with each other, maybe were like thirty
to forty times until me and that girl separated.

Speaker 21 (01:03:36):
It.

Speaker 5 (01:03:37):
Whoa she did on your girlfriend thirty forty times before you.

Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
Broke up with the baby.

Speaker 4 (01:03:44):
Yeah, wait with the person the same care of that
woman's child.

Speaker 2 (01:03:49):
Oh, taking care of the child. So did she ever
find that out? No, because you would be year.

Speaker 23 (01:03:59):
It's big years now, and I actually still have contact
with that babysitter, like we don't physical contact.

Speaker 21 (01:04:06):
No, she moved out of state.

Speaker 13 (01:04:07):
She's actually married now, she was married back then. Oh,
she was married back to then.

Speaker 23 (01:04:15):
And we still keep in touch, just like, hey, how
are you doing type deal.

Speaker 13 (01:04:20):
Yeah, I've never told anybody that before.

Speaker 2 (01:04:24):
Well, thank you for telling us your journey little secret.
You guys, have a good day. Enthusiastic, Hi, what's your
dirty little secret.

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